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Let me show you
what I made today.

2
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I can't wait.

3
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I need to go upstairs
and change...

4
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and then I'll start dinner.

5
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Oh, yes, it's ladies night,
and the feel--

6
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Showtime.

7
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Rough day at the office,
Mrs Dunleavy?

8
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You'll feel better once you
get out of those work clothes.

9
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And into some sweats.

10
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I wish you'd let me
rub those feet.

11
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Of course,
I wouldn't use my hands.

12
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I think Victoria
just told me her secret.

13
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Deedly dee.
Are those things for me?

14
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Mom, coming in.

15
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Scottie Dunleavy?

16
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What unfortunate timing.

17
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Get out. Don't you know
this is naughty time?

18
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I'll get it.

19
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Hello, Scottie. Why don't you
be a good little boy...

20
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go downstairs
and let your mother get comfy?

21
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Who is this?

22
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This is a big bird who wants
to see the rest of Mommy.

23
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Oh, my God, Scottie.
Is that a man up our tree?

24
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No, no.
Tell her it's just a big bird.

25
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Hey, pal, welcome.

26
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Welcome to what? Where am l?

27
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Aren't you that horny guy who
was pretending to be a big bird?

28
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Checking out that beautiful mom?

29
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Yes, I am.

30
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Now you'll see what a big horny
bird actually looks like...

31
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in Hell!

32
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I deserve this!

33
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-Knock, knock.
-Hey, Jimmy.

34
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-What are you doing, Nicky?
-Just jamming.

35
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Your father wants you and your
brothers in the throne room.

36
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He's not retiring today, is he?

37
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He wants to talk to you
and Cassius and Adrian...

38
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about who'll rule Hell
for the next 10,000 years.

39
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Why do I need to go?
He won't pick me.

40
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I happen to think
you'd make a great Devil.

41
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I'm not into evil and torture
and all that stuff.

42
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Plus, the Prince of Darkness
should look distinguished...

43
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and let's face facts,
I'm no George Clooney.

44
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You're not
a bad-looking guy, Nicky.

45
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Look at that picture.

46
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I used to talk normal, too...

47
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before Cassius hit me
in the face with a shovel.

48
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That's me now, and I accept it.

49
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Your brothers are two of
the sickest guys I've ever seen.

50
00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:49,799
For some reason, you're not.
Nothing to be ashamed of.

51
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Their mothers were fire dragons
and mine was a goat.

52
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How do I compete with that?

53
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Your mother was not a goat.
They're just playing with you.

54
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If one of those psychos
gets picked, I'm doomed.

55
00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:04,446
I knew it, Adrian.
He's finally retiring.

56
00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:09,884
Cassius, I've been waiting on
this day for 10,000 years.

57
00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:13,518
If the old man picks me
to take over Hell...

58
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I'll keep torture going 24-7.
No breaks.

59
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Whoa, mama!

60
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You got him right in the eye.

61
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Hey! How's Daddy's
little girl doing today?

62
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I didn't see you guys.
What's up?

63
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Shovel face,
you want to mind-wrestle?

64
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Nah, I'm all right.

65
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I was thinking of chilling out
by the throne for a bit.

66
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I'm going to mind-wrestle you
whether you like it or not.

67
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I have to warn you,
I'm getting pretty good at it.

68
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Then I guess
I can't make you do this.

69
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Mercy. You win.
I give. Game over.

70
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What are you boys doing?

71
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Nothing, Dad. Just hitting
the old punching bags.

72
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Cassius...

73
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didn't I tell you to stay out
of your brother's mind?

74
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I forgot.

75
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Maybe this
will help you remember.

76
00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:09,929
Now, everybody come sit down.

77
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-Hey, Dad.
-Yes, son?

78
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I know you got a lot
on your mind...

79
00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:17,442
but I almost finished that
Monsters of Metal compilation.

80
00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:19,846
I really think it's turning
into a masterpiece.

81
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OK, kid.
We'll listen to it later.

82
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Thanks.

83
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A window.

84
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Hello, Mr Devil.
I like your cape.

85
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I deserve this!

86
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Fellas, this,
as some of you might know...

87
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is my 10,000th year
as Prince of Darkness...

88
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so I think the time has come
to discuss who will succeed me.

89
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-Knock, knock.
-Yes, Jimmy?

90
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Don't forget--

91
00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:03,761
you're shoving a pineapple
up Hitler's ass at four p.m.

92
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This was a very
difficult decision...

93
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because I have
three wonderful sons.

94
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Adrian--so smart, so ruthless.

95
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Wears makeup.

96
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And Cassius--
so strong, so tough.

97
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Don't forget clinically insane.

98
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And Nicky...

99
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such a sweet boy.

100
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But after much thought
and careful consideration...

101
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I've decided that the ruler
for the next 10,000 years...

102
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is going to have to be...

103
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me.

104
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-What?
-Hallelujah!

105
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I mean, that sucks!

106
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The important thing
for the stability of our rule...

107
00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:54,359
is to maintain the balance
between good and evil...

108
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and I don't think any of you are
ready for that responsibility.

109
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Dad, this is bullshit!

110
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I don't like that language.

111
00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,160
Right. Send him in.

112
00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:09,168
Sorry, boys.
I have to get back to work.

113
00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,043
It was good
hanging with you, Dad.

114
00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,445
I'll check you later.

115
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,965
You're serious?

116
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Off, off, off!

117
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Damn!

118
00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,361
Twenty thousand years ago,
Grandpa Lucifer said...

119
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"It's better to rule in Hell
than to serve in Heaven."

120
00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:03,728
Well, I'm tired
of serving in Hell.

121
00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:07,242
We need somewhere
where we can rule.

122
00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:13,243
Bring it on, big man.
Let's see what you got.

123
00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:19,166
Could you concentrate
for five seconds?

124
00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,884
I am concentrating, man.

125
00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,399
I'm sorry.

126
00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:25,318
After careful consideration,
I must respectfully decline.

127
00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,249
I can't stand retirement.

128
00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,601
Just let me win one Super Bowl.

129
00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:32,848
In exchange for eternal
damnation of your soul?

130
00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:35,804
You're much too nice a guy
for that, Mr Marino.

131
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,569
You did it for Namath.

132
00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,159
Joe was coming here anyways.

133
00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:40,929
This sucks.

134
00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:42,723
I'll go to the Super Bowl
as an announcer...

135
00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:44,125
and win myself an Emmy!

136
00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:45,241
That's the spirit.

137
00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:47,328
You're a good Devil, Dad.

138
00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:50,330
I also happen to be a Jets fan.

139
00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:53,648
What do you think about Earth?

140
00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,603
We could create
our own Hell there.

141
00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:58,200
Are you saying we go up there
and kill everyone?

142
00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:59,719
Eventually, Cassius...

143
00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,206
but first we'd have to corrupt
as many souls as we can...

144
00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,800
so when we do destroy them...

145
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,525
Their damned souls will be ours.

146
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,801
It's our time, brother.

147
00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,923
This is not good.

148
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,843
Whoa, whoa.
Fellas, what are you doing?

149
00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,279
We're leaving.

150
00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:24,845
You can't go through there!

151
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,565
The fire flows in, not out.

152
00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:32,889
You really suck!

153
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,766
Your Evilness!

154
00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,848
Cassius and Adrian
have escaped from Hell.

155
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,042
They went out through the fire
and froze it.

156
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:44,800
I tried to stop them, sir,
but they overpowered me.

157
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,079
Calm down. Get off your knees.

158
00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:54,441
Thank you for understanding,
Your Wickedness.

159
00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,245
You're the man.
I've always said that.

160
00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:02,878
Are there boobs on my head?

161
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,843
Yeah. Big ones.

162
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,928
What's going on, Dad?

163
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,281
I'm going to die, Nicky.
The gates are broken.

164
00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:13,359
No new souls can get in,
so I'll start to deteriorate.

165
00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,329
What's with all
those "hoo hoo" noises?

166
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:17,600
Everything's fine, Pop.

167
00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,847
Everything's fine?
Who are you bullshitting?

168
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,850
Last time you said that,
the Renaissance happened.

169
00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:25,440
Please, Pop,
go back to your room.

170
00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:26,845
Can I take him with me?

171
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,440
Sure, Pop. Whatever you want.

172
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,562
Tit-head, go with my father.

173
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,969
Not a damn soul is going
to get through that.

174
00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:40,889
This fire is solid as rock.

175
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,048
We got to get this bad boy
burning again.

176
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:44,445
To do that,
Cassius and Adrian...

177
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,960
have to come back through
the other way.

178
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:48,399
So go get them, Dad.

179
00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:52,479
I'm too weak.
The process has already begun.

180
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,363
So go get them, Jimmy.

181
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:57,005
I'm just a demon.
No Devil blood in me.

182
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,884
I wouldn't last two minutes
with your brothers.

183
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,161
Are you saying it's up to me?

184
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,841
You said no souls
could get through that.

185
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:10,169
Nicky, are you a soul
or the spawn of Satan?

186
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,643
I never been to Earth, Dad.

187
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,650
I never even slept over
some other dude's house.

188
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:18,763
The worst thing that could
happen is you get killed.

189
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,247
In which case, boom--
you end up back here.

190
00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:25,568
So I need to go to Earth
and kill my brothers?

191
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:29,559
No go. They left together
at the exact same time.

192
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:33,400
They must come back together
at the exact same time.

193
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,363
Here.

194
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,209
Get them to drink from this.

195
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,049
One sip,
and they'll be trapped inside.

196
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:43,688
Once you've got both of them,
bring it back through the gate.

197
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,768
Let me, sir.

198
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,279
Gross!

199
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,367
He's got less than a week.

200
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,009
Dad, I don't know
if I can do this.

201
00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,441
Son, you...

202
00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:01,289
Try your best.

203
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:27,765
Earth.

204
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:31,758
It doesn't look too bad.

205
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,321
You were gone ten seconds.
What happened?

206
00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:50,003
I got hit by this big light
attached to a lot of metal.

207
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,964
That's a train, son.
Don't stand in front of them.

208
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,446
I'll have to take a mulligan
on this one.

209
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,643
Please, Nicky,
get back up there.

210
00:13:59,090 --> 00:13:59,920
All right.

211
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,803
I'll get that for you, sir.

212
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,043
I'm Nicky.

213
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,559
That's terrific.

214
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,808
Now get off the track
and come with me, handsome.

215
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,440
Welcome to Grand Central Station
in New York City.

216
00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,528
My name is Beefy.

217
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,562
I'm an old friend
of your father's.

218
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:29,965
He asked me to help you out.

219
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:33,208
I just want to find my brothers
and be on my way.

220
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:34,526
It's not going to be easy.

221
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,244
Your brothers
can possess people...

222
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,328
so they probably
won't look like themselves.

223
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:42,399
You have to be suspicious
of everyone.

224
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,999
All right, bro.

225
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,567
The jig is up, then.
Get in the flask.

226
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,159
It ain't me, moron.

227
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:50,838
Sorry.

228
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,805
There's this blind guy outside
you might think is possessed...

229
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,400
but he's just crazy.

230
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,926
Though I cannot see
with these blind eyes...

231
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,361
I know the good Lord
still loves me.

232
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,084
He loves all of his children.

233
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,009
-Why, he loves you...
-That's him.

234
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,008
...and he loves you.

235
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,968
Here he goes.

236
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,322
You make the Lord very nervous.

237
00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:16,486
All right.

238
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,522
-I'm burning now.
-Take it easy.

239
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,961
Hellfire is burning me alive!

240
00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,605
He's burning.

241
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,927
The Beast is alive!
He's among us!

242
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:30,602
Clear the streets!
The Devil is here!

243
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,527
Making friends already.

244
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,688
I don't know
what that guy's problem was.

245
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,085
It's freezing up here.

246
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,441
You're in the human world now,
kid.

247
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,643
You'll feel a lot of new things
you never felt before.

248
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:47,765
Let's get you some warm clothes
and hot food.

249
00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,678
Put it in your mouth.

250
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,004
Now move your teeth
up and down.

251
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,079
Up and down.

252
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,758
Good, numb nuts.

253
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,848
Now you got to swallow it.

254
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,042
Tilt your head back...

255
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:22,926
and let the meat
slide down your throat hole.

256
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,361
Easy. Don't choke.

257
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:32,479
Popeye's chicken
is fucking awesome.

258
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,522
Now eat up.
You'll need your energy.

259
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:37,768
I got energy up the ying-yang.
Let's save Dad.

260
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,121
Adrian! Cassius!

261
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:42,441
Oh, boy.

262
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,562
So nice.

263
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:51,645
I like your brassiere.

264
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,365
Thank you.

265
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,483
Could you guys maybe
not tell anyone about this?

266
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:58,885
You got it.

267
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,366
Do you mind maybe not telling
anybody about this?

268
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:03,163
You got it.

269
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,238
Look, sidewalk equals safety.

270
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,203
Middle of the road equals death.

271
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:14,246
From now on, I'll just avoid
all moving metal objects.

272
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:18,046
Great. Now, your father
gave me some deposit money...

273
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,606
for a nice pad
on the Upper East Side...

274
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,120
but I misplaced it.

275
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:29,085
I'm wasted!

276
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:32,124
So I found
this other joint for you...

277
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,208
but you're going
to have a roommate.

278
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,959
There's only one thing better...

279
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,082
than drinking
an ice-cold whiskey sour...

280
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,646
on a hot Alabama night...

281
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,160
and that's telling the truth.

282
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:47,078
I know what you think
about me, Grandma.

283
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:49,248
You think I'm worthless.

284
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,043
You think I'm a stumblebum...

285
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,879
who ain't never going
to amount to anything.

286
00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,446
Well, old woman, you are wrong.

287
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,249
You are wrong.

288
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,159
Hello, friend.
My name is Nicky.

289
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,521
I understand
you are seeking a roommate...

290
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,359
as per your ad
in the "Village Voice."

291
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,199
Would it be possible for me
to fill the slot?

292
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,481
Don't you want
to know what rent is?

293
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,765
Yes. What is rent?

294
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,087
It's 1,200,
split down the middle.

295
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,203
Tuesdays and Thursdays,
I rehearse with my partner...

296
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,049
so the living room's
going to be off-limits.

297
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:31,559
Off-limits.

298
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,240
Aren't you boiling hot
in that outfit?

299
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,284
It's 80 degrees in this hallway.
Where are you from, the South?

300
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,522
The Deep South.

301
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,798
-Why is that funny?
-I don't know.

302
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,721
OK. And sorry, guy,
but no doggies allowed.

303
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,479
Go on. Big day tomorrow.

304
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,285
And don't forget to do that
sleep thing I told you about.

305
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,287
Gotcha.

306
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,607
You're not my brother, are you?

307
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,085
I'm an only child.

308
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,043
You love acting.

309
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:10,162
I love pissing.

310
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:47,205
Oh, my God!

311
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:02,600
In today's Gospel...

312
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,927
the Lord tells us
how we should live...

313
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,123
if we wish to attain
the splendour of Heaven.

314
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:09,969
Or something like that.

315
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,605
Jesus this, Moses that.

316
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,439
Abraham hit me
with a wiffle ball bat.

317
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:27,878
The Lord said a lot of hibbity
jibbity bibbity swibbity.

318
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,119
But...

319
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,687
has he ever really done
anything for any of us?

320
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:38,043
Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR
in my driveway?

321
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,445
No.

322
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,005
I love that car.

323
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:45,125
Has the Lord given
any of my enemies the herpes?

324
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,639
No.

325
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:51,481
The Lord gave my son
the strength to get off drugs.

326
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:54,005
Ma'am, I know your son...

327
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,964
and, believe me,
he was better off on the drugs.

328
00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:59,287
At least
when he was smoking hashish...

329
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,641
he used to make me laugh
occasionally.

330
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,368
After we tried for many years...

331
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:09,086
the Lord finally helped
my wife conceive a baby.

332
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:13,440
Your best friend Fitzy
helped your wife.

333
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:18,247
He helped her conceive it
all night long.

334
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,243
How about you, Mayor?

335
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:24,964
Has the Lord
ever done anything for you?

336
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,961
Well, you know, I wished
I could think of something...

337
00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:32,287
but, to be honest with you,
I can't.

338
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:35,119
I can't think of a damn thing
he's ever done for me!

339
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:38,368
Kind of makes you wonder
if there even is a Lord...

340
00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:43,361
if there is ultimate punishment
for our so-called sins.

341
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:45,243
Why don't we just have fun...

342
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:48,204
and do whatever the Hell
we want?

343
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,847
Let the sin begin!

344
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,040
Let the sin begin.

345
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,923
That was a good one.

346
00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:01,600
This is so much fun!

347
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,244
I never want it to end.

348
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,568
Why should it end?
Who's going to stop us?

349
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:12,200
Come on. There's ten million
people in this city...

350
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:13,120
and the clock is ticking.

351
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,561
Let's rock and roll, then.

352
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:20,006
-Get in the flask.
-I'm not thirsty!

353
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,044
Cassius, I'll show you.

354
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:27,004
Cassius, get in the flask.

355
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,007
Get in the flask.

356
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,929
-May I help you?
-Get in the flask.

357
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:34,359
What are you talking about?

358
00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:37,005
I'm talking about
an eight-piece. Let's go.

359
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:40,408
Look, it's OKfor me
to shit in the street...

360
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:43,648
but you got to use a toilet.

361
00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:45,842
Nicky, where are you?

362
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,484
Aw, come on.

363
00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:48,885
What's he doing now?

364
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:52,640
Just get in the flask.
I got to get Adrian.

365
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,526
Gary's so hairy.

366
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:04,449
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

367
00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,406
All that chasing
and running around...

368
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,125
is making me want
to do the sleep thing again.

369
00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:19,358
Kid, I like your enthusiasm,
but we have to work on...

370
00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,721
narrowing down
our list of suspects.

371
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:26,527
I'm going to check in with
some of my contacts uptown.

372
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:37,042
Kid's got a lot of evil in him
just begging to come out.

373
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,287
I will eat your heart.

374
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,559
There's our man.

375
00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:15,923
Mr Sleepyhead must have some
major ties to the dark side.

376
00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:18,365
What's with that guy?

377
00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:20,562
It's got to be one
of his disciples or something.

378
00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:25,085
My man's into
deep nocturnal shit.

379
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,288
I think that Devil guy
just got ripped off.

380
00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:32,528
-Should we wake him up?
-You do it.

381
00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:37,966
Rise and shine, Devil guy.

382
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,763
Some dude stole your shit.

383
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,689
What? Where?

384
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:46,760
-Which way did he go?
-That way.

385
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:49,360
Thanks. Give me back my flask!

386
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:51,687
Did you check out
the dragon mouth?

387
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,166
The Dark Prince is here.

388
00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:09,879
Check out my stuff.
I got a comb only used twice.

389
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:13,447
I got a pepper shaker.
A silver doodad from Africa.

390
00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:15,400
See something you like, my man?

391
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,169
I would like my flask back.

392
00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:18,520
You calling me a thief?

393
00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:20,642
I'm calling you
the guy who has my flask.

394
00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:23,445
How would I have it
unless I was, in fact, a thief?

395
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,960
-I don't know.
-Now you've done it.

396
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:27,729
You messed
with my business, bitch.

397
00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:31,242
I would appreciate it
if you kept your voice down.

398
00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:35,561
You going all crazy-eyed on me.

399
00:25:36,010 --> 00:25:37,648
I'll show you some crazy eye.

400
00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:41,125
Look at this.
Come on, let's get busy.

401
00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,162
-Excuse me, sir.
-Who?

402
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,919
Does that flask
belong to this man?

403
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,769
You calling me a thief, too?
Damn.

404
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:51,919
Look, the guy you ripped off
walked by and busted you...

405
00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:55,407
so why don't you just give him
his flask back?

406
00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:58,410
You going to bite me with
your snaggletooth if I don't?

407
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:03,765
No. But that policeman
might have something to say.

408
00:26:05,970 --> 00:26:09,007
Take your dumb-ass canteen,
goofy.

409
00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:11,645
Get your raggedy-ass clothes
and find another corner...

410
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,762
before I show you
what crazy really is.

411
00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:15,199
Fine. I will.

412
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:17,606
I'm a businessman.

413
00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:20,086
I'll be seeing you
in a few years.

414
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,681
Excuse me.

415
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:31,042
That was amazing.
I just wanted to thank you.

416
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,323
That's OK.
I get messed with all the time.

417
00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:37,967
When I saw him do that to you,
I just lost it.

418
00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,082
I hate when people
take advantage of tourists.

419
00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,600
What makes you think
I'm a tourist?

420
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:45,166
Your accent, maybe.

421
00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:46,963
Well, where are you from?

422
00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:49,082
-The South.
-Really?

423
00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:51,009
The Deep South.

424
00:26:58,210 --> 00:26:59,484
Why are we laughing?

425
00:26:59,930 --> 00:27:03,081
I don't know,
but I was enjoying it.

426
00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:04,679
Your glasses are pretty.

427
00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:07,564
They make your eyes
look big and sparkly.

428
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,284
It's fun looking at them.

429
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:12,161
My dad's an optometrist.

430
00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:15,363
My dad's in Hell,
and he's falling apart.

431
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:17,084
I'm sorry.

432
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:18,963
It's really tough
when your folks get older.

433
00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:21,970
I don't know what I would do
if I couldn't save him.

434
00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:23,889
I'm sure a nice Southern boy
like you...

435
00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:25,399
will figure something out.

436
00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:27,727
You want some Popeye's?

437
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:32,448
No. I had my lunch already.

438
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:35,245
But I wouldn't mind
getting a gelati.

439
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,079
Could I come with you
to getting a gelati?

440
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:39,679
If you want to.

441
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,485
-Here you go, pal. Enjoy.
-Thank you.

442
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,807
It's freezing my hands.

443
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,764
-Even with those gloves on?
-It's cold.

444
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,486
-Let me wrap it.
-Please. Thank you.

445
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,682
Gelati.

446
00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:57,919
Better?

447
00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:04,249
Why are you taunting me
with your darkness?

448
00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:08,000
Your evil,
it's stinking up our streets!

449
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:12,887
The end is near!
We are all going to die!

450
00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:17,883
This town is really
going to Hell lately.

451
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,968
What part of town
do you live in?

452
00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:22,241
I have an apartment.
I'm not sure where.

453
00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:24,089
My dog knows, though.

454
00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:25,758
You have a dog? What kind?

455
00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:27,086
I don't know.
I'd ask him...

456
00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,760
but he's uptown
meeting his contacts.

457
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,405
Say "Mr Beefy." Say it.

458
00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:33,726
Mr Beefy.

459
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,239
And I love you!

460
00:28:35,690 --> 00:28:38,443
You go to school?
What's that like?

461
00:28:38,890 --> 00:28:41,643
I go
to Parsons School of Design.

462
00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:44,001
I knew growing up
I wasn't much to look at...

463
00:28:44,450 --> 00:28:47,328
so I concentrated on
making things that are pretty.

464
00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:50,523
You have a nice smell
coming off you.

465
00:28:51,650 --> 00:28:52,969
That's my perfume.

466
00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:55,321
It's called
Comme de Sud Pacific.

467
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,965
I think that's French
for "Coconuts."

468
00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:05,570
That's better than the gelati.

469
00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:09,002
Valerie, it feels like there's
a bunch of butterflies...

470
00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:11,406
flapping around
in my stomach right now.

471
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,078
Is that normal?

472
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,566
Sometimes, sure.

473
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:18,524
Good, because I was concerned.

474
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,245
Why did they do this to me?
I was good to them.

475
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,408
I can hardly notice. Honest.

476
00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:29,526
I sure hope Nicky's
kicking some ass on Earth...

477
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:30,880
or we are doomed.

478
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:32,968
I was the one who created Hell.

479
00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:34,286
I know, Your Hatefulness.

480
00:29:34,730 --> 00:29:37,324
Actually, the credit
belongs to my first wife.

481
00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:39,647
She was the inspiration.

482
00:29:40,090 --> 00:29:42,206
Chewbacca, take it easy,
will you?

483
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:46,279
You look like my first wife.
Only she had more hair.

484
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:50,684
In another startling
announcement from City Hall...

485
00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:53,439
Mayor Randolph has,
effective immediately...

486
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:57,769
Iowered the legal drinking age
from twenty-one to ten.

487
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:03,764
When an adult goes to Hell,
that's terrific.

488
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,559
But when a child goes...

489
00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:13,164
That's why I'm in this business.

490
00:30:14,970 --> 00:30:16,039
Little Nicky.

491
00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:17,605
-Know what's nice about you?
-What?

492
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,928
I like the way you're happy
just being yourself.

493
00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:23,247
You don't try to act cool.

494
00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,885
Thanks much, Valerie.

495
00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:28,082
You know what's nice about you?

496
00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:34,400
Your juicy heart-shaped heinie.

497
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:35,839
What was that?

498
00:30:36,290 --> 00:30:39,965
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say that...

499
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:46,129
I've always dreamt about
having sex with a gross pig.

500
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:49,846
Can I wash my winky
in your kitchen sinky?

501
00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:51,518
You're a real jerk!

502
00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:53,289
I didn't mean to be.

503
00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:55,448
What the--Adrian!

504
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:57,879
Dad needs you
to come back to Hell.

505
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,924
So he sent old Shovel Face
to fetch me.

506
00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:03,361
I'm not kidding.
He's in trouble.

507
00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:04,526
So are you.

508
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:07,768
Hey, Valerie!

509
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:13,768
What is your problem?

510
00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,928
I'm sorry!

511
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,528
Adrian, you froze the fire gate,
and Dad is dying...

512
00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:24,325
so get your booty
back home or else!

513
00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:26,203
You can't talk tough, Nicky.

514
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:29,289
Even the voice inside your head
has a speech impediment.

515
00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:33,882
You're going back
because I'm going to make you!

516
00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:35,843
How about this?
I'll stay here...

517
00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:39,327
enjoying my pizza
and my peppermint schnapps...

518
00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:41,203
and you go back.

519
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:42,605
Adrian, don't!

520
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:45,928
Cut the crap! This is serious!

521
00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:50,999
Come on!

522
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,398
I was driving to work today...

523
00:31:57,570 --> 00:31:59,162
some bozo in a Cadillac
cuts me off.

524
00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:00,565
So I followed him.

525
00:32:01,010 --> 00:32:02,921
When he got out of his car,
I run up behind him...

526
00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:05,326
and start bashing his brains in
with this bat.

527
00:32:05,770 --> 00:32:07,044
Did you ever see
"The Untouchables"?

528
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,684
I was De Niro!

529
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:10,961
What's happened to you, Regis?

530
00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,443
The mayor's office today...

531
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,881
along with the New York
Board of Tourism...

532
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:20,608
unveiled its new motto
to replace "I Love New York."

533
00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:24,167
"I Love Hookers" will now be
the city's catch phrase.

534
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,282
Your brothers are upsetting
the balance...

535
00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:27,958
between good and evil.

536
00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:29,479
What can I do about it?

537
00:32:29,930 --> 00:32:31,443
You can't do jack shit...

538
00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:33,323
unless you learn
your evil powers.

539
00:32:33,770 --> 00:32:35,806
Go get a soda out of the fridge.

540
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,286
But those are
my roommate's sodas.

541
00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,925
"But those are
my roommate's sodas."

542
00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:44,760
Does that sound like a statement
the son of the Devil would make?

543
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:46,199
All right. Take it easy.

544
00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:49,881
You have the power to change
the cola in that can...

545
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,400
into any other liquid.

546
00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:56,047
Engine oil, bat's blood,
moose piss.

547
00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:58,924
You just have to release
the evil within.

548
00:32:59,370 --> 00:33:00,519
Release the evil?

549
00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:03,609
I'm just saying
there's wickedness in you.

550
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,039
I can tell from your snores.

551
00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,366
Really?

552
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,641
Release your evil.

553
00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:12,324
Release the evil.

554
00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,528
Come on, you can do it.

555
00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:20,449
There it is.

556
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:22,562
You got it in you.

557
00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:27,759
What are you doing?

558
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:35,439
I'm going to pretend I didn't
see a dog on the couch...

559
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:39,200
because my brain just can't
process that right now.

560
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:41,402
But were you about
to drink one of my Cokes?

561
00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:44,444
No. I was just looking at it.

562
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:45,925
It's beautiful.

563
00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,608
This Coke tastes like Pepsi.

564
00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:06,849
You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?

565
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,326
That was
your big transformation?

566
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:10,725
Come on, man,
give it up a little.

567
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,603
It was pretty good
for my first try.

568
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,167
Do you care that your brothers
are killing your father?

569
00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:17,440
Yes, I care!

570
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,529
And he is not going to die!

571
00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:23,765
Atta-boy.

572
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,360
I'm freaked out.
My television just blew up.

573
00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:29,641
You're damn right it did!

574
00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:31,648
I mean, really?

575
00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:33,967
I know this is
your living room time...

576
00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:36,799
but could I finish watching
the Globetrotters out here?

577
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,366
It's the craziest game
I've ever seen.

578
00:34:50,730 --> 00:34:52,448
He's walking! Get him a bus!

579
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,528
This is the part I don't get.

580
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:55,846
Another terrible call.

581
00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:58,042
There's no way
that was travelling.

582
00:34:58,490 --> 00:35:00,367
What's with all the calls?
We haven't lost in 53 years!

583
00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:02,004
Guess what, cornrows?

584
00:35:02,450 --> 00:35:05,601
Technical foul!
You're out of here!

585
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:11,004
Why's the referee being so mean
to the Globetrotters, Daddy?

586
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:13,680
I've been watching these guys
play since I was your age.

587
00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:17,122
It's all part of the show, baby.

588
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,406
That guy in the striped shirt...

589
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,806
snapped his fingers
like somebody I know!

590
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,804
Normally the Globetrotters
represent family entertainment.

591
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,763
Who gives a shit?

592
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:46,281
These kids came here to see
the Globetrotters win!

593
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:50,564
Ten points off the Globetrotters
on account of the bigmouth!

594
00:35:52,930 --> 00:35:55,603
It's all part of the show, baby!

595
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:58,325
Hit the half-time buzzer.
I'm tired.

596
00:35:58,770 --> 00:36:00,522
If the second half doesn't
get any better than this...

597
00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:02,881
you can expect
a full-scale riot.

598
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,321
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now time...

599
00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:09,206
for the Globetrotters' half-time
half-court heave-ho throw!

600
00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:11,129
If the contestant makes it...

601
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,128
everyone here
will get a free pizza pie!

602
00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:15,640
I ain't taking the shot.
These people are crazy.

603
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,604
Excuse me. I'll take that shot.

604
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:22,165
What made you want to see
the Globetrotters today, son?

605
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,965
I came for the beer
and the bitches.

606
00:36:27,730 --> 00:36:29,846
Look who's back from the dead.

607
00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:33,726
Six-six-six! Pickup sticks!

608
00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:36,730
Please welcome Miguel Sanchez
from the Bronx, New York!

609
00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:38,046
What's Nicky doing there?

610
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,128
Trying to capture
his brother in a flask...

611
00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:42,765
and preserve the balance
of good and evil on Earth.

612
00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:45,599
-Did you just talk?
-No.

613
00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:51,086
-Are you Miguel from the Bronx?
-No. I'm Nicky from the South.

614
00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:52,883
Hey, give me that!

615
00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:55,679
You better win these people
some free pizza...

616
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,086
because it looks like they're
about to kill each other.

617
00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,121
All right.

618
00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:01,242
Who's that man, Mommy?

619
00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:05,323
I don't know,
but he sure is butt-ugly.

620
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:08,443
Release the evil.

621
00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:14,962
Too much evil.

622
00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:18,880
I think that ball just blew up,
and, yes, my hair is aflame.

623
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:20,888
I don't know
what the Hell that was.

624
00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:23,924
-Don't do it again, huh?
-All right.

625
00:37:24,370 --> 00:37:28,682
I command you not to blow up
and go into that metal circle.

626
00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:36,801
Get that crap out of here!

627
00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:39,926
I know you're having fun,
Cassius...

628
00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:42,281
but you really got
to come back to Hell.

629
00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:46,325
Look around you, Nicky.
We're in Hell. The new Hell.

630
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:52,725
Do it! Do it! Do it!

631
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,287
I was sent here
to take you back...

632
00:37:57,730 --> 00:37:58,606
and that's what I'm going to do.

633
00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:01,564
Don't make me take out
the shovel again, Trick.

634
00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:04,843
I think we're about to see
a Devil showdown.

635
00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:08,560
Dad got sick when you guys left.

636
00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:10,443
I'm glad he's dying...

637
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,882
because it's my turn now.

638
00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:16,921
You're going to wish
you never said that.

639
00:38:20,610 --> 00:38:22,282
Take him to the hole, Nicky.

640
00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:25,119
I mean, woof woof.

641
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,565
Come on, brother, come on!

642
00:38:30,010 --> 00:38:31,648
Come on!

643
00:38:37,810 --> 00:38:40,768
Daddy can't help you!

644
00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:53,844
Enough!

645
00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:59,285
This show gets better
every year!

646
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:02,005
That was sick.
Who taught you that shit?

647
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:03,519
Sorry, Cassius.

648
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:06,962
It must be the Super Devil Juice
Dad gave me.

649
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:09,321
Super Devil Juice?
Give me that, little girl.

650
00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:10,998
Don't drink out of it, please!

651
00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:24,045
Now that was some straight-up
David Copperfield shit!

652
00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:26,239
Damn you, Nicky!

653
00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:28,521
There ain't no Super Devil Juice
in here!

654
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:29,686
Hail, Nicky!

655
00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:32,883
We are forever your slaves!

656
00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:41,038
-So your father's the Devil.
-Sí, seòor.

657
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:44,323
You're a talking dog from Hell.
You guys are who?

658
00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:47,523
A couple of big fans of Nicky
and the work his dad does.

659
00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:50,359
By the way, Nicky,
check this out.

660
00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:57,122
What's Ozzy trying to say there?

661
00:39:57,570 --> 00:39:59,128
John, absolutely nothing.

662
00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,800
The Blizzard always
came straight with his messages.

663
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:05,447
But wrap your minds around this,
gentlemen.

664
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:10,726
Chicago.

665
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,804
I love this song.

666
00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:20,809
I command you
in the name of Lucifer...

667
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:23,127
to spread the blood
of the innocent.

668
00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:26,687
Oh, my God, Chicago kicks ass!

669
00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:28,799
That was awesome.

670
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:33,482
You know, guys,
this cake tastes a little funny.

671
00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:36,444
I dumped a fat sack of reefer
in the mix.

672
00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:38,721
Thought I'd spice up the bash.

673
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,922
-Really?
-What's reefer?

674
00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:43,486
About five hundred bucks
an ounce.

675
00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:58,682
Come on, Nicky, one more time.

676
00:40:59,130 --> 00:41:00,768
I can't. It's starting to hurt.

677
00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:03,246
Come on, you totally got to!

678
00:41:03,690 --> 00:41:05,760
All right, all right. Last time.

679
00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:07,689
Here he goes!

680
00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:14,925
That's insane!

681
00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:18,282
How do you do that?

682
00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:22,089
I used to get messed up
like this...

683
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,168
with my first girlfriend
Heather.

684
00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:28,728
We'd get so loopy,
she would forget I was a dog.

685
00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:31,889
-She was a human?
-No. A sewer rat.

686
00:41:33,130 --> 00:41:35,360
Man, that pissed my parents off.

687
00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:38,085
You know, I was in love once...

688
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,088
but she said I wasn't
financially reliable...

689
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:41,645
and she needed that.

690
00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:43,762
By "she," do you mean "he"?

691
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,326
-No.
-Busted!

692
00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:48,800
Please.

693
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:53,801
How you feeling over there,
Satan Abdul-Jabbar?

694
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,888
A little strange.

695
00:41:56,330 --> 00:41:59,561
I can't stop thinking
about this girl Valerie.

696
00:42:00,010 --> 00:42:01,409
Why? Did she hurt you?

697
00:42:01,850 --> 00:42:03,568
Do you need to cry
on my shoulder?

698
00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:05,079
Easy, Liberace.

699
00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:07,168
Would you grow up?

700
00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,043
Liberace.

701
00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:10,843
I was having the best day
with her...

702
00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:14,726
until Adrian made me tell her
she had a heart-shaped heinie.

703
00:42:15,170 --> 00:42:17,047
Maybe you love her.
But what do I know?

704
00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:19,685
I can't even see straight.

705
00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:24,159
Me, too! We got to get going.

706
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:27,078
You guys can crash here.
I have an extra futon.

707
00:42:27,530 --> 00:42:29,680
That's a big pass, Elton John.

708
00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:33,519
Ozzy starts in 30 minutes.
That'll cheer you up, Nicky.

709
00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:34,959
Yeah, let's roll.

710
00:42:35,410 --> 00:42:38,959
I can't give the Ozz man
the full focus he deserves.

711
00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:40,286
Sorry, fellas.

712
00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:43,722
This chick must be
the real deal, then.

713
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,047
-Later, bro.
-Good-bye, John.

714
00:42:46,490 --> 00:42:47,764
-Good luck, Nicky.
-OK, Pete.

715
00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:50,724
You better snap out
of it soon, kid...

716
00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:53,161
because we're going
after Adrian tomorrow...

717
00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:55,760
bright and early.
Night-night.

718
00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:59,646
Yeah, I know.
Get some sleep thing, Mr Beefy.

719
00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:14,519
That is the most horrifying
thing I have ever seen.

720
00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:21,960
Go to her.

721
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:32,409
All right.

722
00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,485
I smell coconuts.

723
00:43:40,930 --> 00:43:42,363
Coconuts.

724
00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:57,321
That dude looks like a lady.

725
00:43:57,770 --> 00:43:58,725
You want to come in?

726
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:02,003
Actually, I'm looking
for a girl named Valerie.

727
00:44:02,450 --> 00:44:04,805
Valerie Veran?
Two floors up, one window over.

728
00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:05,966
Thanks much.

729
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,002
Good luck
with the nipple rubbing.

730
00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:11,681
I don't need luck. I'm good.

731
00:44:12,130 --> 00:44:14,041
I can see that.

732
00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:39,208
Oh, my God!
Nicky, is that you?

733
00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:41,641
Stay right there.

734
00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:43,648
I will.

735
00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:55,281
What were you thinking
coming here?

736
00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:58,722
I don't know, but it didn't
involve going blind.

737
00:45:00,570 --> 00:45:01,639
Oh, my God! Nicky!

738
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,887
Please don't die!

739
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:10,042
What are you doing?

740
00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:13,565
I think I'm floating.

741
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:16,399
Why would you be floating?

742
00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:20,001
Maybe it was because
of this cake I ate earlier.

743
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:22,725
Am I supposed to not be
freaked out right now?

744
00:45:23,170 --> 00:45:23,886
Because I am.

745
00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:25,399
I'm freaked out, too.

746
00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,364
The butterflies in my stomach
are flapping around...

747
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:31,370
in a way I've never felt before.

748
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:33,641
You got the wrong window again,
man.

749
00:45:34,090 --> 00:45:35,728
Oh, sorry, Nipples. Valerie!

750
00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,286
-Nicky, over here.
-I'm coming.

751
00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:40,004
Oh, my God, you made it.

752
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:43,920
Valerie, I can see again,
and you look beautiful.

753
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:47,202
Just because you're floating...

754
00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,527
doesn't mean I'm going to forget
you giving me the finger.

755
00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:51,039
That wasn't me.

756
00:45:51,490 --> 00:45:53,560
I was being possessed
by my brother Adrian.

757
00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,045
What do you mean, possessed?

758
00:45:55,490 --> 00:45:58,163
Remember when I told you
that my father was in Hell?

759
00:45:58,610 --> 00:46:01,283
That's because he's the Devil...

760
00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:04,961
and he wants to keep his throne
for another 10,000 years.

761
00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:06,843
And that pissed off
my brothers...

762
00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:08,643
so they broke
the gates of Hell...

763
00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:12,639
which is making my father
decompose.

764
00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:17,242
I love my father very much,
so I came to Earth to save him.

765
00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:20,521
Now I get that Deep South joke.

766
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,764
I don't know
if I should believe you.

767
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:29,121
You got to believe.
Believe in the butterflies.

768
00:46:29,570 --> 00:46:31,845
Wait. OK. OK, OK, I believe.

769
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,963
Come on. Come back up.

770
00:46:36,730 --> 00:46:39,198
Take my hand, Valerie.

771
00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:44,762
Fly with me.
I can give you the power.

772
00:46:52,090 --> 00:46:54,126
That's
the Empire State Building.

773
00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:57,642
There's Popeye's chicken--
right there.

774
00:46:58,090 --> 00:47:01,127
The Hell Beast is above us...

775
00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:04,368
and I can smell an evil slut.

776
00:47:05,690 --> 00:47:07,203
Whoa, Devil!

777
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:08,480
Did you do that?

778
00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:11,490
Nobody calls my girl
an evil slut.

779
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:14,325
Good morning, New York.

780
00:47:14,770 --> 00:47:16,044
This is an "Action News"
special report.

781
00:47:16,490 --> 00:47:17,445
A shocking crime...

782
00:47:17,890 --> 00:47:20,199
results in a record
fifty-million-dollar reward...

783
00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,049
for the capture of this man.

784
00:47:22,490 --> 00:47:23,559
His name is unknown...

785
00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:26,160
but his actions have earned him
the label "The Monster."

786
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,965
He should be considered armed
and extremely dangerous.

787
00:47:29,410 --> 00:47:30,843
The man who caused
such a sensation...

788
00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:33,599
at the game yesterday
is no hero.

789
00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:36,359
He is, in fact, a mass murderer.

790
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:38,926
-This is real bad.
-Where the heck is Nicky?

791
00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:40,359
I have authorized a reward...

792
00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:42,687
to the person
who brings this man to me.

793
00:47:43,130 --> 00:47:44,882
It's a setup.

794
00:47:47,210 --> 00:47:49,121
Good morning, young lady.

795
00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:54,006
That looks like it tastes great.

796
00:47:56,650 --> 00:47:57,241
Look at that.

797
00:47:57,690 --> 00:47:59,521
Mr Beefy would like you.

798
00:48:00,810 --> 00:48:02,243
Oh, look.

799
00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:43,919
There he is!

800
00:49:24,730 --> 00:49:26,209
Wait. Wait.

801
00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:27,765
What is happening?

802
00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:31,684
There he is!

803
00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:36,161
I'm not a monster.

804
00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:44,687
Release the evil.

805
00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:16,200
Beefy, I think I'm in trouble.

806
00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:18,003
The shit has hit the fan, kid.

807
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:19,280
Take a look.

808
00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:21,004
This videotape
will show what he did...

809
00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:22,929
after he left the game.

810
00:50:23,930 --> 00:50:25,841
Say hello to my little friend.

811
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,649
My name is Nicky...

812
00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:32,285
and I'm going to kill all
you suckers for no reason.

813
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,722
That's not me! That's
that cockroach Tony Montana!

814
00:50:36,850 --> 00:50:39,125
-Difficult to watch, I know.
-This is Adrian's work.

815
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:42,767
He superimposed your head
onto "Scarface."

816
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,405
Which is probably DePalma's
third best film.

817
00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:48,480
I'm not Nicky.

818
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:50,761
Dude, it's us. Let us in.

819
00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:53,360
-John! Pete!
-Nicky!

820
00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:55,448
There's a total mob scene
coming this way.

821
00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:58,358
It looks like they're following
a giant trail of bug shit.

822
00:50:58,810 --> 00:50:59,879
What do we do now, Beefy?

823
00:51:00,330 --> 00:51:01,922
I don't know. This is
a little out of my league.

824
00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:04,804
-What would your dad do, Nicky?
-That's a great idea!

825
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,649
I'll ask him. Kill me.

826
00:51:07,090 --> 00:51:08,000
Are you serious?

827
00:51:08,450 --> 00:51:11,442
Yes. We'll meet
at Grand Central Station, noon.

828
00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:13,562
Now I command you--do me.

829
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:14,965
All right!

830
00:51:20,090 --> 00:51:21,603
That just hurt a lot.

831
00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:22,960
Still alive, though.

832
00:51:23,410 --> 00:51:25,207
I've always wanted
to kill someone.

833
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:27,288
Can I give it a try?

834
00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:33,448
Damn you, Kevin Spacey!

835
00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:36,882
You take all my parts!

836
00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:40,008
Hey, you lose--royal flush.

837
00:51:40,450 --> 00:51:41,326
Off with the brassiere.

838
00:51:41,770 --> 00:51:44,762
The last time I saw
a pair of jugs that big...

839
00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:46,882
two hillbillies
were blowing on them.

840
00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:54,040
Oh, my God, Dad.

841
00:51:54,490 --> 00:51:57,084
Nicky, I got no legs.

842
00:51:57,530 --> 00:51:58,679
I got no hips.

843
00:51:59,130 --> 00:52:00,529
I got one ear.

844
00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:01,766
I got no ears.

845
00:52:02,210 --> 00:52:04,166
Now he has no ears.
Are you happy, Nicky?

846
00:52:04,610 --> 00:52:06,726
Adrian's got the whole city
following me.

847
00:52:07,170 --> 00:52:08,398
I can't hear you, Nicky!

848
00:52:08,850 --> 00:52:10,203
Check one, two. Check one, two.

849
00:52:10,650 --> 00:52:11,526
Put it back on my head!

850
00:52:11,970 --> 00:52:14,404
You got until midnight tonight.

851
00:52:14,850 --> 00:52:18,206
Get your ass back up there,
and save your father. Go!

852
00:52:18,650 --> 00:52:20,766
-I'm going to save you, Dad.
-Go, go, go!

853
00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:23,360
-I'm going to save you!
-Go, then! Move it!

854
00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:25,004
Go, Nicky, go!

855
00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:26,599
Sure you're down with this?

856
00:52:27,050 --> 00:52:29,006
A little nervous. Want to puke.

857
00:52:29,970 --> 00:52:32,882
Hey, hey, fuzz.
We know where to find Nicky.

858
00:52:37,490 --> 00:52:39,048
-Let's go.
-Get in.

859
00:52:39,730 --> 00:52:40,606
What's up, Police Chief?

860
00:52:41,050 --> 00:52:43,359
-You have what I want.
-You got what we want?

861
00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:45,721
Fifty million bones, bro.

862
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,728
-Here's the money.
-Whoa, my God!

863
00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:50,161
That's half of it. You get
the rest when I get Nicky.

864
00:52:50,610 --> 00:52:51,759
Thanks much.

865
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,519
I got to warn you, man.
He's kind of not human.

866
00:52:54,970 --> 00:52:57,530
-Really?
-He might be the son of Satan.

867
00:53:05,690 --> 00:53:07,726
I guess I'll have to be
extra careful, then, aren't l?

868
00:53:08,170 --> 00:53:10,047
Now, where is he?

869
00:53:11,290 --> 00:53:12,928
Hey, come on, that was cool!

870
00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:14,485
Do it again!

871
00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:21,163
Out of the way!

872
00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:27,287
Where is he? He's late.

873
00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:29,641
He'll be here.
Just keep your skirt on.

874
00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:31,284
That's where he comes out of.

875
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,049
Over there!

876
00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:35,445
We've been ratted out.

877
00:53:35,890 --> 00:53:38,723
We thought the son of Satan
would understand such a move.

878
00:53:39,170 --> 00:53:41,684
-Get these two out of here.
-All right, this way.

879
00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:45,805
What is this?
A bulldog and his gay lover?

880
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:47,046
Oh, shut up.

881
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:49,208
It's true. It's true.

882
00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:50,480
Judas.

883
00:53:50,930 --> 00:53:52,807
Judas Priest, maybe.

884
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:55,639
I'm only an actor.
I don't know what's happening.

885
00:53:56,090 --> 00:53:58,160
Take him to the holding area.
Seal off all the exits.

886
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,999
I'm only an actor!

887
00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:03,958
You want to see something cool?

888
00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:05,684
Definitely.

889
00:54:15,610 --> 00:54:17,407
Pick me a winner.

890
00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:19,769
Oh, sick!

891
00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:22,644
Oh, my God, that was awesome!

892
00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:28,363
So, what time's
my brother expected back?

893
00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:31,722
Noon. Ish.

894
00:54:32,170 --> 00:54:33,922
Even though you're
not really the chief...

895
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:35,928
we still get the rest
of the cash, right, bro?

896
00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:37,689
You know what you'll get, boys?

897
00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:39,802
An indescribably
horrific torture...

898
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:43,401
administered by demons
for the rest of eternity.

899
00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:45,329
And we get to keep the cash,
too, right?

900
00:54:45,770 --> 00:54:46,805
Sure.

901
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:48,524
Why not?

902
00:54:48,970 --> 00:54:50,608
You're hurting me.

903
00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:52,165
Shut up.

904
00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:04,804
Applesauce every time.

905
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,080
Hey, boys!

906
00:55:06,530 --> 00:55:08,600
You want a blizzard
with my flip-flop?

907
00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:11,883
No, thanks, but we'll take
that bottle of booze.

908
00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:14,449
Beat it, you freak.
Get out of here.

909
00:55:14,890 --> 00:55:17,165
I'll be back with my flip-flop!

910
00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:22,439
Schnapps.

911
00:55:25,570 --> 00:55:26,559
Peppermint?

912
00:55:27,010 --> 00:55:28,523
All right!

913
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:32,125
Want a hit?

914
00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:35,721
Drink up.
Here's to fifty million clams.

915
00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:38,764
To the defilement of Earth
and corruption of its people.

916
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,121
OK, whatever.
Just drink it.

917
00:55:41,570 --> 00:55:42,559
Cheers.

918
00:55:52,290 --> 00:55:54,724
It's awfully hot down here.

919
00:55:55,170 --> 00:55:58,879
How do you manage
to stay so cool?

920
00:56:00,810 --> 00:56:03,199
Beer lowers
the body temperature.

921
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:07,279
I read that in a beer magazine.

922
00:56:08,610 --> 00:56:11,283
This liquid
will probably quench my thirst.

923
00:56:12,690 --> 00:56:14,442
-Cool me off.
-Definitely.

924
00:56:14,890 --> 00:56:17,120
Give you a pretty good buzz.

925
00:56:21,050 --> 00:56:24,247
Or maybe it will trap me inside
for all of eternity.

926
00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:27,250
No, it won't?

927
00:56:27,690 --> 00:56:31,205
Oh, Nicky.
I've missed you.

928
00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:33,447
Come out and say hello!

929
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:35,289
I'm not Nicky.

930
00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,721
I'm calling you out, brother!

931
00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:44,240
Adrian, this is very painful.

932
00:56:58,570 --> 00:57:00,879
-There you are.
-I told you he was sick.

933
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:02,445
Oh, hello, Cassius.

934
00:57:02,890 --> 00:57:04,289
All right, Adrian! Let me out!

935
00:57:04,730 --> 00:57:07,563
New Hell really only needs
one new Satan.

936
00:57:08,010 --> 00:57:09,363
You motherfu--

937
00:57:09,810 --> 00:57:12,802
But Cassius could use
some company for eternity.

938
00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:14,925
So get in the flask.

939
00:57:15,370 --> 00:57:16,519
Kick his ass, Nicky.

940
00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:17,686
Sleep.

941
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,483
You got it.

942
00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:26,370
Hey, hold up.
Someone's got to take a pee.

943
00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:31,838
That dog's got smoke balls!

944
00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:37,047
Run, Beefy! Run!

945
00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:39,048
You can't make me drink, Adrian.

946
00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:40,525
Of course I can.

947
00:57:45,050 --> 00:57:47,723
Oh, it's Nicky's
little ragamuffin.

948
00:57:48,170 --> 00:57:49,364
Drink or she dies.

949
00:57:49,810 --> 00:57:52,165
Unlike you, she won't come back
from where she's going.

950
00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:57,689
Let go of her!
This is between you and me!

951
00:57:58,130 --> 00:58:01,486
I hear a train a-coming!

952
00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:04,443
Adrian, stop!

953
00:58:04,890 --> 00:58:07,484
-Drink!
-All right! Don't hurt her!

954
00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:09,486
Don't do it, Nicky!

955
00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:11,682
I have to, Valerie.

956
00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:26,923
Now, that hurt the both of us.

957
00:58:39,130 --> 00:58:40,245
See you in Hell!

958
00:58:45,570 --> 00:58:48,289
Hey, look at the bright side.
You can go for a swim.

959
00:58:48,530 --> 00:58:51,408
You can play the harmonica,
and you can choke someone.

960
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:53,841
Take me to my room.
I want to be alone!

961
00:58:54,290 --> 00:58:56,121
In your weakened condition,
if you vacate the throne...

962
00:58:56,570 --> 00:58:59,130
any of your sons can claim
the seat of power for their own.

963
00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:01,242
Horseshit.

964
00:59:01,690 --> 00:59:03,362
Hey, good news.
Adrian's back.

965
00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:05,084
I'm going to be all right?

966
00:59:06,970 --> 00:59:07,641
Where's Nicky?

967
00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:09,489
He came with you and Cassius,
right?

968
00:59:09,930 --> 00:59:11,363
I came through that gate alone.

969
00:59:11,810 --> 00:59:13,323
Sorry, sir. False alarm.

970
00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:16,248
Would everyone stop
playing with me...

971
00:59:16,690 --> 00:59:18,840
and tell me
what my brother's up to?

972
00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:40,122
What is this?

973
00:59:52,010 --> 00:59:54,478
Is it Dad's birthday?

974
01:00:02,610 --> 01:00:03,645
There he is.

975
01:00:04,090 --> 01:00:05,842
Hi! I can't believe you're here!

976
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:07,086
Welcome.

977
01:00:07,530 --> 01:00:09,009
Up with the sign.

978
01:00:11,370 --> 01:00:13,361
Can I just tell you
I am so excited right now?

979
01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:16,005
-So excited!
-She really is.

980
01:00:16,450 --> 01:00:17,929
If you could point me
to the Black Palace...

981
01:00:18,370 --> 01:00:20,759
I really got to check in
with my dad.

982
01:00:22,890 --> 01:00:25,245
Can I ask you something?

983
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,169
What do you know about your mom?

984
01:00:27,610 --> 01:00:28,838
My mom.

985
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:32,441
My brothers tell me
that she was a mountain goat...

986
01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:35,120
which would explain
my chronic halitosis.

987
01:00:35,570 --> 01:00:37,447
A mountain goat?
That's really sweet.

988
01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:38,959
Jenna, chair.

989
01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:41,925
Thanks.

990
01:00:43,330 --> 01:00:44,968
My mother wasn't a goat?

991
01:00:45,410 --> 01:00:47,207
Try an angel.

992
01:00:47,650 --> 01:00:50,767
An angel?

993
01:00:51,210 --> 01:00:52,404
I'm your mom.

994
01:00:55,330 --> 01:00:59,608
If you're my mom,
then how come you're not older?

995
01:01:00,050 --> 01:01:01,927
Angels don't get any older, son.

996
01:01:02,370 --> 01:01:05,009
I can't believe
you just called him "son."

997
01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:07,680
This is so wild!

998
01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:15,008
Jenna, Christa.
Time for your mambo lesson.

999
01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:17,805
Chubbs, I'm so sorry.
I totally spaced.

1000
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:20,081
I have company.
This is my son Nicky.

1001
01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:23,519
Chubbs used to be a golf pro...

1002
01:01:23,970 --> 01:01:25,688
but up here he's just
the dopest dance instructor.

1003
01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:26,926
Ah, that's nice.

1004
01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:28,325
You mambo?

1005
01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:29,680
I don't think so.

1006
01:01:30,130 --> 01:01:32,769
It's all in the hips.

1007
01:01:35,010 --> 01:01:37,126
-Bye, Chubbs.
-All in the hips, yeah!

1008
01:01:37,570 --> 01:01:39,003
Nobody in this room
will tell you a thing, Adrian.

1009
01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:40,485
Right!

1010
01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:42,605
Hey, let him go!

1011
01:01:44,010 --> 01:01:47,446
Perhaps a titty-twister
will loosen your lips.

1012
01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:49,960
I'm getting turned on.

1013
01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:52,640
All I know is that if you
sit on that throne...

1014
01:01:53,090 --> 01:01:54,682
in your father's
weakened condition--

1015
01:01:55,130 --> 01:01:55,801
Tit-head, no!

1016
01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:59,481
You can claim the seat of power
for your own.

1017
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:02,205
Really?

1018
01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:03,924
As the founder of Hell...

1019
01:02:04,370 --> 01:02:06,361
I command you
to stay off that throne!

1020
01:02:08,170 --> 01:02:09,967
Even in Hell I get no respect.

1021
01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:12,287
Put me down!

1022
01:02:34,690 --> 01:02:36,567
So where did you meet Dad?

1023
01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:39,968
It was a long time ago
at this Heaven-Hell mixer.

1024
01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:42,844
I remember that night.
You had, like, four daiquiris.

1025
01:02:43,290 --> 01:02:44,120
At first
I didn't really like him.

1026
01:02:44,570 --> 01:02:46,879
-He was really conceited.
-But he was funny.

1027
01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:50,128
And I hate to admit it,
but he had a really hot body.

1028
01:02:52,170 --> 01:02:53,569
Puppy phone.

1029
01:02:54,010 --> 01:02:55,921
It's so cute.

1030
01:02:56,370 --> 01:02:58,520
Hi, Michelle.
Yeah, he's here right now.

1031
01:02:58,970 --> 01:03:01,200
I don't know if he's hot.
He's my son, you perv.

1032
01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:02,844
Can I call you back?

1033
01:03:04,730 --> 01:03:06,368
That was my friend Michelle.
She says hi.

1034
01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:08,129
Say hi back.

1035
01:03:09,170 --> 01:03:10,080
I'll just call her later.

1036
01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:12,998
We totally saw you
save your girlfriend's life.

1037
01:03:13,450 --> 01:03:14,041
That was so cool.

1038
01:03:14,490 --> 01:03:16,242
That's why you came to Heaven
instead of Hell.

1039
01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:18,282
Self-sacrifice
automatically gets you here.

1040
01:03:18,730 --> 01:03:19,719
How did you see me?

1041
01:03:20,170 --> 01:03:22,968
We can see anything
that's going on on Earth. Look.

1042
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,319
Someone else is taking
the internship.

1043
01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:27,920
That's "Felicity."
I love that show. Do you watch?

1044
01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:30,565
I haven't seen it,
but I hear good things.

1045
01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:34,487
This is an "Action News"
special report.

1046
01:03:34,930 --> 01:03:37,922
Moments ago, a large chunk
of what appears to be Hell...

1047
01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:40,645
began to rise
from beneath Central Park.

1048
01:03:41,090 --> 01:03:42,762
Far from being terrified...

1049
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,121
many New Yorkers have begun
flocking to the site...

1050
01:03:45,570 --> 01:03:48,084
turning it into an unofficial
party central.

1051
01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,804
And this just in...

1052
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:53,606
I'm cheating on my husband
with the weatherman.

1053
01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:56,883
Show him Central Park.

1054
01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:58,649
I love your legs.

1055
01:04:16,890 --> 01:04:18,846
That's my father's throne!

1056
01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:21,087
-Is Dad OK?
-Let's see.

1057
01:04:21,530 --> 01:04:23,407
I was a good Devil, wasn't l?

1058
01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:25,920
You were the best Devil, sir!

1059
01:04:26,370 --> 01:04:28,759
If we fall in there,
we will die. Period.

1060
01:04:29,210 --> 01:04:31,849
My underwear is so far up my ass
I could taste it.

1061
01:04:32,290 --> 01:04:33,086
I hear that.

1062
01:04:33,530 --> 01:04:36,602
Welcome to the party!

1063
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:42,163
It's so nice
to see you all here.

1064
01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:44,760
I'm so proud of you.

1065
01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:48,805
You've taken to sin
with such minimal prompting.

1066
01:04:51,650 --> 01:04:54,801
You're acting as if
there is no Heaven or Hell.

1067
01:04:58,650 --> 01:05:00,641
Well, I've got news for you.

1068
01:05:04,010 --> 01:05:07,559
There is most definitely a Hell.

1069
01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:08,760
What?

1070
01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:12,202
And you're all
going there when you die.

1071
01:05:12,650 --> 01:05:15,767
Which is in about
fifteen minutes.

1072
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,929
Holy shit,
we really are going to die!

1073
01:05:25,690 --> 01:05:27,601
I'm really burning now!

1074
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,563
What are we going to do?

1075
01:05:30,010 --> 01:05:31,409
I got to help her.

1076
01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,488
I got to help Dad.

1077
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,602
I got to help everybody.

1078
01:05:36,050 --> 01:05:36,960
At the stroke of midnight...

1079
01:05:37,410 --> 01:05:40,004
my father will be
completely deteriorated...

1080
01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:43,487
and all your souls will be mine.

1081
01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:45,204
Soon you will see things...

1082
01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,641
more horrible
than you can even imagine.

1083
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:54,085
Well, maybe not that horrible,
but still pretty bad.

1084
01:05:55,450 --> 01:05:56,769
So, while we wait...

1085
01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:58,484
for your enjoyment...

1086
01:05:58,930 --> 01:06:00,966
I bring you a dear, sweet man--

1087
01:06:01,410 --> 01:06:03,844
Mr Henry Winkler.

1088
01:06:05,130 --> 01:06:05,880
Good evening.

1089
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:07,968
Covered in bees!

1090
01:06:12,850 --> 01:06:14,169
How can I win?

1091
01:06:14,610 --> 01:06:17,522
Adrian is stronger
and smarter than me.

1092
01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:18,686
Stronger, yes.

1093
01:06:19,130 --> 01:06:20,688
Smarter, definitely.

1094
01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,927
But you have something
that he doesn't have.

1095
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,520
A speech impediment?

1096
01:06:26,970 --> 01:06:28,289
The inner light, honey.

1097
01:06:28,730 --> 01:06:30,049
And you can totally use it.

1098
01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:32,958
-It's the best power of all.
-I do?

1099
01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:36,243
And God told me if you
get in really bad trouble...

1100
01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:38,009
you can use this.

1101
01:06:38,450 --> 01:06:40,088
What is it?

1102
01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:42,009
I'm not totally
a hundred percent on that...

1103
01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:45,010
but God said when the time came,
you'd know what to do with it.

1104
01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:46,280
God's so smart.

1105
01:06:46,730 --> 01:06:48,288
Like "Jeopardy!" smart.

1106
01:06:51,570 --> 01:06:52,320
My little boy.

1107
01:06:52,770 --> 01:06:55,330
Mommy,
get me to the Big Apple...

1108
01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:58,807
because I'm going to
rock that town like a hurricane.

1109
01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:00,524
You're already there.

1110
01:07:00,970 --> 01:07:01,925
Bye, Nicky.

1111
01:07:02,370 --> 01:07:03,723
Bye, Mom.

1112
01:07:04,170 --> 01:07:05,569
Bye, guys.

1113
01:07:17,130 --> 01:07:19,200
Release the good.

1114
01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:29,726
Yes, they're furry.

1115
01:07:30,170 --> 01:07:31,922
Bunny, bunny, bunny!

1116
01:07:32,370 --> 01:07:34,440
Release the awesome.

1117
01:07:38,050 --> 01:07:40,405
What you do is put it
in your mouth...

1118
01:07:40,850 --> 01:07:44,809
and let the meat slide down
your throat hole.

1119
01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:48,084
Not you, not you!

1120
01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:54,808
Popeye's chicken
is the shizzney!

1121
01:08:14,410 --> 01:08:16,685
You know, from this angle,
you're kind of cute.

1122
01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,279
You think so?

1123
01:08:20,090 --> 01:08:21,000
Oh, my God.

1124
01:08:21,450 --> 01:08:23,600
He just opened his mouth
and swallowed that spit.

1125
01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:26,769
That turn you on there, RuPaul?

1126
01:08:32,930 --> 01:08:34,921
Excuse me. Pardon me.

1127
01:08:35,970 --> 01:08:37,562
Little Nicky.

1128
01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:40,525
I knew you would make it!

1129
01:08:40,970 --> 01:08:44,167
Adrian, I'm asking you nicely.

1130
01:08:44,610 --> 01:08:46,805
Let my friends alone...

1131
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:49,161
and get in the flask.

1132
01:08:49,610 --> 01:08:50,360
Is this a joke?

1133
01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,368
No, it's the inner light...

1134
01:08:52,810 --> 01:08:55,404
and with it,
we can defeat whatever you got.

1135
01:08:55,850 --> 01:08:57,044
It's true!

1136
01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,249
It's not true!

1137
01:09:04,370 --> 01:09:06,645
Run, traitors, run!

1138
01:09:07,090 --> 01:09:08,364
OK, Adrian.

1139
01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:11,449
You've left me no choice.

1140
01:09:24,170 --> 01:09:25,649
Leave this to me.

1141
01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:28,681
Let's see what you've got.

1142
01:10:12,490 --> 01:10:13,684
Enough!

1143
01:10:16,410 --> 01:10:17,809
I'm going to kill you
with my bare hands.

1144
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,478
I'm ready for you.

1145
01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:22,362
I guess I wasn't ready.

1146
01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:37,521
-I totally had to do that.
-Hell, yeah!

1147
01:10:37,970 --> 01:10:38,846
-Good job!
-That's great!

1148
01:10:39,290 --> 01:10:40,643
Thanks, Mom !

1149
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:49,565
I'm going to ask you nicely.

1150
01:10:50,010 --> 01:10:51,841
Get in the fla--

1151
01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:54,963
You want a pillow fight, do you?

1152
01:10:55,410 --> 01:10:57,799
Let's let the feathers fly.

1153
01:10:59,290 --> 01:11:00,484
Come on, now.

1154
01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:04,958
Come on.

1155
01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:09,725
I'm right here.
Where am I going with it, baby?

1156
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,159
Here I am.

1157
01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:15,839
I'm sleeping.

1158
01:11:16,290 --> 01:11:17,405
Or am l?

1159
01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:22,206
Thanks, Mr Winkler.

1160
01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:24,845
I'm asking you one last time.

1161
01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:27,246
Get in the flask.

1162
01:11:27,690 --> 01:11:29,487
A little help here, please.

1163
01:11:32,050 --> 01:11:32,607
Please!

1164
01:11:33,050 --> 01:11:35,564
Don't do this! No!

1165
01:11:41,490 --> 01:11:42,684
Good-bye, Nicky.

1166
01:11:52,090 --> 01:11:53,318
Nice to see you, brothers.

1167
01:11:53,770 --> 01:11:55,488
Now I'm going to bust
both of your heads wide open!

1168
01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:03,882
-Come on!
-Get 'em, Nicky!

1169
01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:05,285
Come on, Nicky!

1170
01:12:05,730 --> 01:12:09,439
You can do it, Nicky!
Kick him in his hairy balls!

1171
01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:11,289
Good idea.

1172
01:12:13,490 --> 01:12:14,559
One down, one to go, Adrian.

1173
01:12:15,010 --> 01:12:16,841
You've asked for this.
Time for the shovel!

1174
01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:19,087
Bring it on!

1175
01:12:19,530 --> 01:12:21,600
-Kill him, Adrian!
-Shut up!

1176
01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:23,927
-Get him, Nicky!
-Let go of me!

1177
01:12:54,570 --> 01:12:57,482
How did a nice Southern boy
learn to fight like that?

1178
01:12:57,930 --> 01:13:00,808
I guess from my father's side
of the family.

1179
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:19,047
What? No tongue?

1180
01:13:26,650 --> 01:13:27,878
Catch me if you can!

1181
01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:29,445
That is wicked!

1182
01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:37,561
Not long now!

1183
01:13:40,530 --> 01:13:41,201
You got to fly out.

1184
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:42,969
Soon it will all be mine!

1185
01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:45,207
Nicky! I know you can do it.

1186
01:13:45,650 --> 01:13:46,605
Run, run!

1187
01:13:47,050 --> 01:13:48,369
Do it for the butterflies.

1188
01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:50,368
Butterflies?

1189
01:13:55,090 --> 01:13:58,082
The power of good
lets you fly out.

1190
01:13:58,530 --> 01:13:59,929
Well, you're too late, Nicky!

1191
01:14:01,730 --> 01:14:04,528
Behold your new Satan!

1192
01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:08,084
What's that?
What's with the ball?

1193
01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:15,006
-Ozzy?
-Holy shit.

1194
01:14:16,330 --> 01:14:18,525
No, no, no!

1195
01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:20,323
You can do it, Ozzy!

1196
01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,806
Bite his fricking head off!

1197
01:14:25,850 --> 01:14:26,999
Spit him in the flask!

1198
01:14:27,450 --> 01:14:28,439
Here you go, Ozzy.

1199
01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:36,164
-Grand Central, Nicky!
-Start running.

1200
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:37,804
-You'll never make it.
-You've got to die.

1201
01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:39,319
I'll just go to Heaven.

1202
01:14:39,770 --> 01:14:42,204
Not if you do something bad
right before you die.

1203
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:43,480
You're right.

1204
01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:45,648
Hey, Nicky!
Cover Winkler in bees!

1205
01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:47,239
You can do it!

1206
01:14:48,610 --> 01:14:50,362
Sorry, Henry.

1207
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:54,043
-Do me!
-With what?

1208
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:55,400
I don't know.

1209
01:14:55,850 --> 01:14:57,966
Here. Kill him with this.

1210
01:14:59,450 --> 01:15:00,883
I'll never forget you, guys.

1211
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:04,720
And we will never forget you,
my friend.

1212
01:15:10,690 --> 01:15:12,487
I love you.

1213
01:15:12,930 --> 01:15:15,285
And I love you, Nicky.

1214
01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:26,521
I got them, Dad! I did it!

1215
01:15:29,090 --> 01:15:31,888
Unholiness, you're back!

1216
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,369
You look great!

1217
01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,243
It's all in the hips

1218
01:15:36,690 --> 01:15:38,567
It's in the hips

1219
01:15:41,410 --> 01:15:42,559
You're all right!

1220
01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:44,159
You came through, Nicky.

1221
01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:46,089
I came through for you, Dad...

1222
01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:49,886
and I came through
for Mom and the butterflies.

1223
01:15:50,330 --> 01:15:52,048
You're back in Hell now, kid.

1224
01:15:52,490 --> 01:15:54,003
There are no butterflies here.

1225
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:56,918
If you want butterflies,
you need to be on Earth.

1226
01:15:57,370 --> 01:16:03,002
What about you and Grandpa
and everybody in Hell?

1227
01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:06,920
I let my butterflies die
once upon a time...

1228
01:16:07,370 --> 01:16:09,326
and it's never stopped hurting.

1229
01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:10,805
That's right!

1230
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:12,524
You heard me, Holly.

1231
01:16:12,970 --> 01:16:13,720
What?

1232
01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:15,523
I'm still in love with you!

1233
01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,562
Oh, my God,
he's talking about me.

1234
01:16:18,010 --> 01:16:20,843
And don't think I forgot
about how crazy you get...

1235
01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:23,281
after a few daiquiris.

1236
01:16:25,850 --> 01:16:28,410
That guy is still
the biggest horndog.

1237
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,078
Yeah, he is.

1238
01:16:31,370 --> 01:16:33,361
Listen, I got down low.

1239
01:16:33,810 --> 01:16:36,529
Your mom's got up high.

1240
01:16:36,970 --> 01:16:38,323
You take care of the middle.

1241
01:16:38,770 --> 01:16:40,488
OK, Dad.

1242
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:44,843
But, in the words
of Motley Crue...

1243
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:48,965
this will always be
my home sweet home.

1244
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:50,968
Don't be afraid
to show your face.

1245
01:16:51,410 --> 01:16:53,366
You're such a handsome boy.

1246
01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:57,608
I hate to interrupt...

1247
01:16:58,050 --> 01:17:00,325
but it's time
for Hitler's punishment.

1248
01:17:00,770 --> 01:17:02,522
-I'll take that.
-Maybe they'll let us out.

1249
01:17:02,970 --> 01:17:03,766
Grandpa!

1250
01:17:04,210 --> 01:17:05,359
OK, kids.

1251
01:17:05,810 --> 01:17:07,368
Enjoy your new home!

1252
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,844
Holy shnit!

1253
01:17:20,490 --> 01:17:22,685
Such a little angel.

1254
01:17:24,010 --> 01:17:25,079
Only a quarter, ma'am.

1255
01:17:26,490 --> 01:17:28,242
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

1256
01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,284
Sorry.