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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are
releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public and private efforts...
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to address the Y2K
computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of the
year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come a long,
long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard
times and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another
boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot of
weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go, if
you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise
you like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for
a swim, bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons,
though, for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left,
sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me for
a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang in
Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving
this under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.
- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do your
AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny. That's
why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding out
for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to
you in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote
"XOXO" to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out. No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two
tickets courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always
wanted to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit, is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out in
Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her
parents made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the
Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior. Arnie's
having a baby.
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Garrett, can you
settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put
holes in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are still
under broad dispute.
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Many studies have
been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be,
like, hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me, the
tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing, for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes
you go, "What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the
grocery store, right?
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And it's like you're
picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like, "Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket. You
can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can
borrow my musket."
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I guess that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking
about? Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies are mobbing
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to the old factory at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun for
the whole family.
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Yeah,
if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what? You,
like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball
team or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry, I don't
speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the
fuck you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August, give me
a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big
Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far 'cause
you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk
to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying
cars they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer
Science next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
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- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
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Could use some backup.
262
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,343
No, that's illegal.
263
00:13:06,445 --> 00:13:08,085
Naughty, naughty girl.
264
00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:15,398
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
265
00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:17,068
we're actually going to
Chris' New Year's thing.
266
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:19,424
It's gonna be a
total shit show, so.
267
00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:21,365
Chris Kulhken?
268
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,659
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
269
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:27,770
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
270
00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:31,075
Um, me and Jonas
broke up, actually.
271
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,606
Oh, wow.
272
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,007
Um... You okay?
273
00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:36,910
Just gonna
take some time
274
00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:38,849
and focus on me.
275
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,624
You suck at lookout, bitch.
276
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:41,749
See ya.
277
00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:49,522
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
278
00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:57,127
♪ And I'll be your
cryin' shoulder ♪
279
00:13:57,229 --> 00:14:01,400
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
280
00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:03,366
♪ And I'll... ♪
281
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:07,846
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
282
00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:12,114
Everything
is perfectly normal.
283
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:15,880
Except for the fact that
the mom is also the dad.
284
00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:17,086
This is pathetic.
285
00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,583
Our parents are
having fun right now.
286
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,785
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
287
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:25,291
We could be at a
party right now.
288
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:27,293
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
289
00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:30,063
Why are you so
desperate to be ignored
290
00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:32,603
by a bunch of puka
shell assholes?
291
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,670
That is
such an excuse.
292
00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:35,936
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
293
00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:37,500
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
294
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:40,111
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
295
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,006
Yeah?
296
00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:42,947
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
297
00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:45,048
Yeah?
298
00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:47,182
Would a pussy do this?
299
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:50,617
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
300
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:52,354
Thanks. Whew.
301
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:54,722
Damn, dude.
302
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,171
Get over
here, motherfucker.
303
00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:03,330
Open up. Take a
swig.
304
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:08,973
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
305
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,675
I say let's do it.
306
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:14,305
I say let's go to the party.
307
00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:16,143
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
308
00:15:16,245 --> 00:15:18,949
In a few hours, you
have a built-in excuse
309
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,986
to kiss the newly single
girl of your dreams.
310
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,957
Maybe it's the booze talking.
311
00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:28,058
But...
312
00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:29,990
fuck it, dude!
313
00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:31,728
Let's do it. What,
what, what...
314
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,331
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
315
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,433
Fuck it! Let's go!
316
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,760
My boy's en fuego.
317
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,037
Let's go to the party.
318
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,616
♪ I get knocked down ♪
319
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,906
♪ But I get up again ♪
320
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,640
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
321
00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:46,004
♪ I get knocked down ♪
322
00:15:46,106 --> 00:15:47,372
♪ But I get up again ♪
323
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:49,277
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
324
00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:54,480
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
325
00:15:55,853 --> 00:15:58,782
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
326
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:01,224
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
327
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,406
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
328
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:05,268
♪ He sings songs that remind
him of the good times ♪
329
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,864
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
330
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,862
♪ That remind him of
the better times ♪
331
00:16:08,964 --> 00:16:11,197
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
332
00:16:11,299 --> 00:16:14,130
♪ Danny boy ♪
333
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,605
♪ Danny boy ♪
334
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:19,917
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
335
00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:25,643
Ah, I need a drink.
336
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:27,516
No.
337
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:30,852
What is Kelso doing here?
338
00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:32,685
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
339
00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:35,289
No, no, no, I'm not
walking to the party
340
00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:37,891
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
341
00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:39,225
Just like what you like.
342
00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:40,831
And we can learn
a lot from Kelso.
343
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,564
We could say we have
this for a reason.
344
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,975
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
345
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:47,101
Just watch.
346
00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:49,870
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
347
00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:51,702
one of us is gonna use it.
348
00:16:58,879 --> 00:16:59,879
Damn.
349
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,847
Everyone's here.
350
00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:05,900
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
351
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:09,188
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
352
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,090
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
353
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,244
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
354
00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:19,263
♪ Ah, this is how we
chill from '93 'til ♪
355
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,400
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
356
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:24,939
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
357
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:30,541
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
358
00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:32,484
All right, let's do this.
359
00:17:42,593 --> 00:17:43,593
Andrea.
360
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,262
Hey, Lisa.
361
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,460
Hey.
362
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,032
Dude. Dude, the mix.
363
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:57,336
Oh, shit.
364
00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,078
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
365
00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:12,984
♪ This thing right here ♪
366
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,524
♪ Is letting all
the ladies know ♪
367
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:19,163
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
368
00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:23,299
♪ You know The finer
things in life ♪
369
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:26,365
♪ Check it out ♪
370
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:28,270
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
371
00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:30,273
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
372
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,374
♪ So you shaking that
thing like who's the ish ♪
373
00:18:32,476 --> 00:18:34,541
♪ With a look in your
eyes so devilish, uh ♪
374
00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,189
♪ You like to dance at
all the hip-hop spots ♪
375
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,287
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
376
00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:38,351
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
377
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:40,017
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
378
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,778
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
379
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,218
♪ She had dumps like a
truck, truck, truck ♪
380
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,254
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
381
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,353
♪ Baby, move your
butt, butt, butt ♪
382
00:18:48,455 --> 00:18:49,695
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
383
00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,127
♪ She had dumps like a
truck, truck, truck ♪
384
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:54,060
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
385
00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:56,233
♪ All night long ♪
386
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,301
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
387
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,203
♪ I like it when the
beat goes Da na da na ♪
388
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,612
♪ Baby, make your
booty go Da na da na ♪
389
00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:03,405
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
390
00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:05,836
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
391
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,717
♪ I like it when the
beat goes Da na da na ♪
392
00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:09,085
♪ Baby, make your
booty go Da na da na ♪
393
00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:10,312
Hey!
394
00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:11,754
♪ Girl, I know you
wanna show Da na da na ♪
395
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,878
♪ That thong, thong,
thong, thong, listen ♪
396
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,758
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
397
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:17,618
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
398
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,762
♪ And she's shaking that
thing like who's the ish ♪
399
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:21,819
♪ With a look in her
eyes so devilish, uh ♪
400
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,467
♪ She like to dance at
all the hip-hop spots ♪
401
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:24,565
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
402
00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:25,689
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
403
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,427
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
404
00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,430
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
405
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:31,563
♪ She had dumps like a
truck, truck, truck ♪
406
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:33,537
♪ Thighs like what,
what, what... ♪
407
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,799
Miss Booze Bolt.
408
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,080
So you didn't get arrested, huh?
409
00:19:37,104 --> 00:19:38,173
No, I did.
410
00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:39,876
It's just I snuck
out for the party.
411
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,673
Oh, that's good. That's good.
412
00:19:41,775 --> 00:19:44,014
Yeah, yeah. You do not
want to miss Cory Flock
413
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,547
spitting game with
a full-on boner.
414
00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:48,685
Oh, my God.
415
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,818
That is disturbing.
416
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,148
Um, is Raleigh good?
417
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,251
Yeah.
418
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:54,719
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
419
00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:57,828
It's just kind of weird
how, uh, people change.
420
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,029
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
421
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:01,791
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
422
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:03,339
that you think should
be different about me.
423
00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:04,528
I'll... I'll...
424
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,265
I'll change in an instant for...
425
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,003
You ever considered a haircut?
426
00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,469
I didn't expect you to come up
427
00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:11,015
with an answer right away.
428
00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:12,138
There she is.
429
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,543
What's up, little guy?
430
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,517
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
431
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:16,875
Laura, what are you drinking?
432
00:20:16,977 --> 00:20:20,016
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
433
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,448
Please, I thought the vodka man
434
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,450
was banished after
the snowboarding trip.
435
00:20:23,552 --> 00:20:26,151
Never. Where there's
vodka, I'll be drunk.
436
00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,920
It's so fucking funny!
437
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,357
Hey, shots.
438
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:36,426
Kitchen. Let's go.
439
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,594
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
440
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,296
Okay, all right, sorry.
441
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:40,870
Later, Eli.
442
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,339
See you, vodka man.
443
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:44,070
Hey, man.
444
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,905
Do you like Laura?
445
00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:49,077
Um, I don't... I don't know.
446
00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:50,476
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
447
00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:52,382
if you're thinking
about going for it,
448
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,648
definitely don't.
449
00:20:55,382 --> 00:20:56,683
You're a fucking dud.
450
00:20:57,615 --> 00:20:58,721
Peace.
451
00:20:58,823 --> 00:20:59,823
Goddamn it.
452
00:21:03,224 --> 00:21:05,021
Nice Kostons, poser.
453
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,004
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
454
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:12,595
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
455
00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:15,739
It's 1999 and we getting high.
456
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,540
And drunk!
457
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,853
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
458
00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,911
Yeah! Ash!
459
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:23,676
Fucking crazy bitch.
460
00:21:23,778 --> 00:21:25,492
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
461
00:21:25,516 --> 00:21:27,162
Man, are you
listening to this bozo?
462
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,424
Dude, are you hearing this shit?
463
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,448
Are you for real, man?
464
00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:30,781
Ash, yo, please,
465
00:21:30,884 --> 00:21:32,365
please tell me you're
getting this shit.
466
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:33,596
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
467
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,520
Yo, I
mean, be real, dog.
468
00:21:35,622 --> 00:21:37,420
Nobody can touch
Limp, obviously.
469
00:21:37,522 --> 00:21:38,724
- Trash.
- Come on.
470
00:21:38,826 --> 00:21:40,606
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
471
00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,430
before I fuck your ass
up, man. What the fuck?
472
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,829
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
473
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,415
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
474
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,978
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
475
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,503
What's the matter with you?
All right, whatever.
476
00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:52,442
Then name something better then.
477
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,310
Okay, I will.
478
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,411
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
479
00:21:57,513 --> 00:21:59,547
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
480
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:02,582
Underground
MCs spit like real shit.
481
00:22:02,684 --> 00:22:03,926
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
482
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,399
Yeah, nothing that
you would know about.
483
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:07,002
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
484
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,288
is that corporate bullshit.
485
00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:09,825
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
486
00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:11,093
I'm a drone?
487
00:22:11,195 --> 00:22:12,357
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
488
00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:13,561
Well, guess what, bitch?
489
00:22:13,663 --> 00:22:16,229
Your cup is not in your
fucking hand, bitch.
490
00:22:16,331 --> 00:22:17,628
That's real as fuck.
491
00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:19,036
What you gonna do about it, huh?
492
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,179
What you gonna do about it, huh?
493
00:22:24,407 --> 00:22:26,476
That shit is fucking sick, man.
494
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,110
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
495
00:22:30,212 --> 00:22:32,542
This is my boy, Eli.
496
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,449
He took this loser Kiwi in
497
00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,186
when I first moved
here in seventh grade.
498
00:22:37,288 --> 00:22:38,649
We saw our first pair of titties
499
00:22:38,751 --> 00:22:40,716
on an episode of
Arliss. You know?
500
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,257
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
501
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,688
I'll always be sorry about that.
502
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:45,107
Wait, what's the
Ocarina incident?
503
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,627
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
504
00:22:46,729 --> 00:22:49,660
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
505
00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:51,200
Oh, that
weird video game?
506
00:22:51,302 --> 00:22:53,030
Yeah, so he goes to the bathroom
507
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,373
and I think to myself,
508
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,505
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
509
00:22:58,607 --> 00:23:00,640
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
510
00:23:00,742 --> 00:23:02,289
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
511
00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:03,708
Oh my God, you drank piss.
512
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,279
Yeah, I
guess he likes piss.
513
00:23:05,381 --> 00:23:07,382
So, where's your girlfriend?
514
00:23:07,484 --> 00:23:09,446
Dude, enough with
the goddamn condom.
515
00:23:09,948 --> 00:23:11,486
Why are you being an
asshole right now?
516
00:23:11,588 --> 00:23:13,951
Dude, what? No, you
should be thanking me.
517
00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:16,287
I'm... I'm doing all
the work for both of us.
518
00:23:16,389 --> 00:23:17,692
All the work?
519
00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:19,841
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
520
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:20,959
Jesus Christ.
521
00:23:21,061 --> 00:23:24,366
We came here for you, so
you could get with Laura.
522
00:23:24,468 --> 00:23:27,070
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
523
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,566
Like, what do you want from me?
524
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,337
I can't make friends for you,
525
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,102
and I can't kiss Laura for you.
526
00:23:36,377 --> 00:23:38,416
Look, fuck you, man.
527
00:23:41,317 --> 00:23:42,516
Almost midnight!
528
00:23:42,618 --> 00:23:44,422
Ooh! I'm right
after you, baby!
529
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,760
Laura?
530
00:24:00,704 --> 00:24:02,536
This bed is crazy.
531
00:24:02,638 --> 00:24:04,607
We could do mad
positions on this thing.
532
00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:06,072
Oh.
533
00:24:07,442 --> 00:24:09,678
Enjoying the show, perv?
534
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,776
Here we go!
535
00:24:11,878 --> 00:24:16,982
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
536
00:24:17,084 --> 00:24:19,000
five...
537
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,758
four, three,
538
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,592
two, one!
539
00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:26,464
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
540
00:24:27,296 --> 00:24:28,758
♪ Down here ♪
541
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,832
♪ So far off losing out ♪
542
00:24:32,598 --> 00:24:34,804
♪ Round here ♪
543
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,002
♪ Overground ♪
544
00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:40,002
♪ Watch this space ♪
545
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Dude.
546
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,987
You're the man.
547
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,920
Yo.
548
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,655
It'll happen for you, too, bro.
549
00:24:53,691 --> 00:24:57,323
No, I know. I just feel
like a fucking nobody.
550
00:24:57,826 --> 00:24:59,556
Don't fucking say
that, okay? This is...
551
00:24:59,892 --> 00:25:01,931
This is gonna be our year, okay?
552
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,266
No, fuck that.
553
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:04,667
This is gonna be our millennium.
554
00:25:06,598 --> 00:25:07,736
Lord Sticky?
555
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:10,138
Yeah.
556
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:12,871
Hey!
557
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,983
Y2K is real.
558
00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:36,432
No!
559
00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:37,934
What the fuck!
560
00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,735
Stop, stop, stop!
561
00:25:54,582 --> 00:25:56,186
Fuck!
562
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,984
My parents are gonna kill me!
563
00:26:01,091 --> 00:26:02,091
Aiden.
564
00:26:03,393 --> 00:26:04,760
Shit!
565
00:26:07,728 --> 00:26:09,897
It's...
566
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:11,965
It's the bed.
567
00:26:12,797 --> 00:26:14,236
The bed did it.
568
00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:15,804
Raleigh, what happened?
569
00:26:21,073 --> 00:26:24,414
The bed started
jerking up and down.
570
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,148
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
571
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,250
She killed Aiden.
572
00:26:28,847 --> 00:26:30,182
Uh, did anyone see that?
573
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:32,685
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
574
00:26:32,787 --> 00:26:33,864
Let me just think for a minute.
575
00:26:33,888 --> 00:26:35,488
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
576
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,790
This is your brain
on drugs, folks.
577
00:26:37,892 --> 00:26:39,458
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
578
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,792
Soccer Chris.
579
00:26:40,894 --> 00:26:42,299
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
580
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,761
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
581
00:26:44,863 --> 00:26:46,769
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
582
00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:49,603
And who the fuck are you anyway?
583
00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:50,945
Dude, that's Piss-mouth.
584
00:26:50,969 --> 00:26:53,108
Yeah, he drank piss.
585
00:26:55,508 --> 00:26:56,508
Sorry.
586
00:27:02,717 --> 00:27:04,153
What's that?
587
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,868
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
588
00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:28,745
Who's controlling the car?
589
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:36,412
Huh?
590
00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:45,962
Someone's on the net.
591
00:27:59,275 --> 00:28:00,304
Dumbass.
592
00:28:00,739 --> 00:28:02,044
I use gel.
593
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,537
You've got mail.
594
00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:25,065
Raleigh!
595
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,109
Oh, my God!
596
00:28:50,294 --> 00:28:51,625
Cory Flock.
597
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:01,200
Thank you. Thank you.
598
00:29:02,538 --> 00:29:03,538
Laura, let's roll.
599
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,900
We... We need to find Raleigh.
600
00:29:05,002 --> 00:29:06,569
Fuck that. Come on.
601
00:29:06,671 --> 00:29:07,778
No.
602
00:29:08,245 --> 00:29:09,246
Fine.
603
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,511
Die with these losers.
604
00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:12,208
Guess I will, asshole.
605
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:14,417
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
606
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,094
Go, go.
607
00:29:24,592 --> 00:29:25,763
Dude, score.
608
00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:33,236
Help!
609
00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:34,699
Let us in!
610
00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,499
- Come on.
- Laura...
611
00:29:37,141 --> 00:29:38,037
Hey.
612
00:29:38,139 --> 00:29:39,805
I've been looking for you.
613
00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:02,565
We're gonna die. Fuck.
614
00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:03,662
Screw it.
615
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,568
Five, six, seven, eight!
616
00:30:11,804 --> 00:30:12,901
Shit.
617
00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:15,310
Tae Bo, bitch!
618
00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:18,079
Oh, fuck. Fuckin'
Billy Blanks.
619
00:30:18,845 --> 00:30:19,949
Holy shit!
620
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:23,249
Damn, Big Nut! Saved
the motherfuckin' day.
621
00:30:23,351 --> 00:30:25,225
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
622
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,826
Open up the motherfucking door!
623
00:30:31,028 --> 00:30:33,897
Yo, you just fuckin'
chillin' in here dolo?
624
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,295
Hello. Danny.
625
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,063
Move, pussy.
626
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:43,141
Laura.
627
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,271
We gotta go.
628
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,389
What the hell
is going on out there?
629
00:30:53,413 --> 00:30:54,893
They're, like,
combining or something.
630
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,584
Dude, a Tamagotchi just drilled
631
00:30:56,686 --> 00:30:58,086
through a chick's head.
632
00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,724
What if it's... What if it's
only Soccer Chris' house?
633
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,688
No, it could
be the whole town.
634
00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:04,159
Wake up, numbnuts.
635
00:31:04,261 --> 00:31:06,521
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
636
00:31:06,624 --> 00:31:08,408
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
637
00:31:08,432 --> 00:31:09,226
What gives?
638
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:11,228
Do I have to spell
it out for you, man?
639
00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:13,570
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
640
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,199
Society's fucking dumb as hell.
641
00:31:15,301 --> 00:31:17,102
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
642
00:31:17,204 --> 00:31:19,036
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
643
00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:20,977
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
644
00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:23,639
It's a bug.
645
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,376
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
646
00:31:27,478 --> 00:31:30,484
to every processing
chip around the world.
647
00:31:30,586 --> 00:31:32,021
Translation?
648
00:31:33,051 --> 00:31:35,258
Goodbye, human race.
649
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,360
What the fuck?
650
00:31:36,423 --> 00:31:38,143
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
651
00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:39,924
Whoa, she knows
more than you do.
652
00:31:40,026 --> 00:31:41,293
Laura's a coding whiz.
653
00:31:41,395 --> 00:31:43,594
A girl that
knows computers? My ass.
654
00:31:43,696 --> 00:31:46,032
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
655
00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:48,136
on her own. It's...
It's pretty sick.
656
00:31:48,936 --> 00:31:50,366
Eli, put your boner away.
657
00:31:50,468 --> 00:31:52,603
God, we're so fucked.
658
00:31:52,705 --> 00:31:55,708
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
659
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:56,843
We need a plan.
660
00:31:56,946 --> 00:31:58,943
Yo, let's just hotwire the Benz
661
00:31:59,045 --> 00:32:00,047
and roll the fuck out.
662
00:32:00,149 --> 00:32:01,355
What happens when you
turn that thing on
663
00:32:01,379 --> 00:32:02,627
and it tries to fucking kill us?
664
00:32:02,651 --> 00:32:03,787
Bring it, bitch.
665
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,818
I'll be riding that
shit straight to Kabul.
666
00:32:07,485 --> 00:32:09,090
Do you ever
listen to yourself?
667
00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:10,701
I listen to
your mom jacking me off.
668
00:32:10,725 --> 00:32:11,989
The old factory.
669
00:32:12,091 --> 00:32:13,326
We go to the old factory.
670
00:32:13,428 --> 00:32:14,974
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
671
00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:16,794
It's safe.
No electricity.
672
00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:17,899
No computers.
673
00:32:18,001 --> 00:32:20,068
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
674
00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:21,813
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
675
00:32:21,837 --> 00:32:23,039
Yeah. No, dude.
676
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:25,337
I'm not listening to binary
code Barbie over here.
677
00:32:25,439 --> 00:32:27,574
And I'm definitely not
going to fucking listen
678
00:32:27,676 --> 00:32:28,878
to the dumbass
679
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,014
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
680
00:32:31,946 --> 00:32:33,951
You know what, Fark-ass?
681
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,612
Shut the fuck up!
682
00:32:35,714 --> 00:32:37,330
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
683
00:32:37,354 --> 00:32:39,534
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
684
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,822
and we're sick of it.
685
00:32:40,924 --> 00:32:42,590
You know, you can
do what you want,
686
00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:43,792
but the rest of us,
687
00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:45,103
we're going to the old factory.
688
00:32:45,127 --> 00:32:48,064
And you're invited,
motherfucker.
689
00:32:49,294 --> 00:32:51,166
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
690
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:55,542
Please don't!
691
00:32:55,566 --> 00:32:57,640
Oh, my God, it's
coming! We're fucked!
692
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,873
- Wait.
- Help me!
693
00:33:03,576 --> 00:33:05,746
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
694
00:33:10,318 --> 00:33:12,953
Yo, I almost made X
Games Prelims in '97.
695
00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:14,457
About to tear these streets up.
696
00:33:18,689 --> 00:33:20,723
I got the door.
697
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:23,462
Let's do it, Big Nut.
698
00:33:26,396 --> 00:33:27,965
Ah, fuck!
699
00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,771
Okay, on three.
700
00:33:29,873 --> 00:33:31,067
Three, two...
701
00:33:31,169 --> 00:33:33,108
Fuck, Eli.
702
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:34,853
Your forgetful ass will
be screwed without me.
703
00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,709
Danny!
704
00:33:40,945 --> 00:33:42,351
Eli!
705
00:33:45,616 --> 00:33:47,719
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
706
00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:57,430
- Get back!
- Fuck!
707
00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:00,633
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
708
00:34:02,467 --> 00:34:04,604
Come on.
709
00:34:08,509 --> 00:34:10,119
We're getting out
of here, man, let's go.
710
00:34:10,143 --> 00:34:11,183
Yo, get the door!
711
00:34:11,213 --> 00:34:13,683
I think I'm just
gonna chill here.
712
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,684
No, no, man, I got you.
713
00:34:19,518 --> 00:34:22,656
I was... I was pretty
smooth tonight.
714
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:25,623
Man, you're so...
715
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:27,925
I can never be that cool.
716
00:34:28,027 --> 00:34:29,062
Come on!
717
00:34:29,164 --> 00:34:30,694
Eli...
718
00:34:33,901 --> 00:34:35,270
just do you.
719
00:34:40,973 --> 00:34:42,244
Take it.
720
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:49,850
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
721
00:34:49,952 --> 00:34:51,316
Let's get out of here.
722
00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:52,963
Let's go
before the garage door
723
00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:54,124
fucking kills us.
724
00:34:54,891 --> 00:34:56,953
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
725
00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:00,163
We gotta go now.
726
00:35:04,997 --> 00:35:06,202
Come on.
727
00:35:18,711 --> 00:35:20,591
That was fucking close.
728
00:35:21,717 --> 00:35:22,985
Oh, shit.
729
00:35:25,152 --> 00:35:26,750
Go time, motherfuckers.
730
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,354
♪ It's just one
of those days ♪
731
00:35:29,456 --> 00:35:30,564
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
732
00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:31,769
Whoa!
733
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:34,164
Oh, snap.
734
00:35:35,963 --> 00:35:37,266
Fuck, dude!
735
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:44,640
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
736
00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:45,809
Fucking get up, man.
737
00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,871
He's iced, come on.
738
00:35:47,973 --> 00:35:49,146
No.
739
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:53,678
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
740
00:35:57,581 --> 00:35:59,048
Come on, we gotta go.
741
00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:00,322
Fuck.
742
00:37:18,496 --> 00:37:19,868
Everybody cool?
743
00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:21,601
The hell do you think?
744
00:37:28,844 --> 00:37:29,844
Whoa!
745
00:37:30,777 --> 00:37:33,445
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
746
00:37:33,547 --> 00:37:34,987
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
747
00:37:35,015 --> 00:37:36,550
Fuck you.
748
00:37:37,285 --> 00:37:38,981
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
749
00:37:42,255 --> 00:37:43,458
Your camera.
750
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:45,920
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
751
00:37:46,023 --> 00:37:47,743
It's gonna kill us the
first chance it gets.
752
00:37:47,825 --> 00:37:50,727
That's, like, racism
against machines.
753
00:37:50,830 --> 00:37:53,297
We don't know how this
shit works, you know?
754
00:37:53,399 --> 00:37:54,701
Maybe they're not all bad.
755
00:37:54,803 --> 00:37:57,085
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
756
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,512
It took me years to
save up for this.
757
00:37:58,536 --> 00:38:00,170
Our friends are dead.
758
00:38:00,839 --> 00:38:02,609
Or... Or were they
just your fuck buddies?
759
00:38:08,983 --> 00:38:09,983
Damn.
760
00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:19,054
Hey, come on.
761
00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:22,497
Sorry.
762
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:26,897
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
763
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,504
Or did.
764
00:38:32,903 --> 00:38:35,070
He was lucky to have
a friend like you.
765
00:38:47,152 --> 00:38:48,152
Oh!
766
00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:50,987
Strong water.
767
00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:03,373
Yo.
768
00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:06,037
Uh, got any herb?
769
00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:09,544
If I did, I wouldn't
waste it on you.
770
00:39:17,783 --> 00:39:19,587
First time I got
baked was right here.
771
00:39:20,386 --> 00:39:21,688
No shit. Me, too.
772
00:39:23,087 --> 00:39:25,362
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
773
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,563
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
774
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:28,696
Who?
775
00:39:28,798 --> 00:39:29,895
POI.
776
00:39:30,397 --> 00:39:31,962
Prophets of Intelligence.
777
00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,197
It's my hip-hop crew.
778
00:39:35,635 --> 00:39:37,273
I don't know.
It's just like...
779
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:39,137
It's just shit that
actually makes you think.
780
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:40,910
God.
781
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,907
Get over yourself, bro.
782
00:39:47,478 --> 00:39:48,913
Sixth grade.
783
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,618
Cut class.
784
00:39:51,686 --> 00:39:54,116
I rolled the skaggiest
joint of all time.
785
00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,696
Yo.
786
00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:01,493
♪ I wish
I could go back ♪
787
00:40:01,595 --> 00:40:03,092
♪ To how things were before ♪
788
00:40:04,094 --> 00:40:06,161
♪ Swiping beers from
the corner store ♪
789
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,872
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
790
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,706
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
791
00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:15,511
Weak flow.
792
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:17,947
Step up, then.
793
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,574
Really want this dopeness?
794
00:40:19,676 --> 00:40:21,451
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
795
00:40:26,516 --> 00:40:27,916
Check it.
796
00:40:28,018 --> 00:40:29,959
♪Intellects, intersect ♪
797
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,287
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
798
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,493
♪ Why? ♪
799
00:40:32,595 --> 00:40:34,826
♪ Because my third
eye opens wide ♪
800
00:40:34,928 --> 00:40:37,159
♪ I fly too high in a
multidimensional sky ♪
801
00:40:44,204 --> 00:40:45,204
Damn.
802
00:40:46,306 --> 00:40:47,609
That sucked ass.
803
00:40:48,641 --> 00:40:49,905
We should keep moving.
804
00:40:50,007 --> 00:40:52,108
The old factory's close.
805
00:40:54,849 --> 00:40:56,758
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
806
00:40:56,782 --> 00:40:58,447
It's the end of the world.
807
00:40:59,150 --> 00:41:00,886
I don't know.
They still might do it.
808
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,526
I'm just saying,
809
00:41:07,628 --> 00:41:09,492
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
810
00:41:09,594 --> 00:41:10,827
Jesus Christ.
811
00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:12,601
I kind of like
it all, you know?
812
00:41:13,797 --> 00:41:15,604
I don't really like music.
813
00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:20,073
What the fuck?
814
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:22,842
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
815
00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:25,108
So I should pretend to be
Slim Shady like you, right?
816
00:41:26,744 --> 00:41:28,210
It's what I like, yo.
817
00:41:29,686 --> 00:41:31,584
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
818
00:41:31,686 --> 00:41:33,256
but being all-state
homecoming queen
819
00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:34,734
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
820
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,269
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
821
00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:37,333
like trash.
822
00:41:37,357 --> 00:41:38,792
Okay, what?
823
00:41:39,358 --> 00:41:40,490
I'm nice.
824
00:41:40,592 --> 00:41:42,398
I'm a nice person.
825
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,199
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
826
00:41:45,301 --> 00:41:46,400
For real. We've been going
827
00:41:46,502 --> 00:41:48,231
to the same school
for ten years.
828
00:41:49,001 --> 00:41:50,837
Did you even know my
name before tonight?
829
00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:54,370
Jesus.
830
00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,276
CJ. My name is CJ.
831
00:41:56,378 --> 00:41:57,576
Okay, so you guys are mad
832
00:41:57,678 --> 00:41:59,474
that I didn't,
like, talk to you?
833
00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,714
I'm not psychic, all right?
834
00:42:01,816 --> 00:42:03,485
And I didn't have some
kind of master plan
835
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,514
to become popular. It
just kind of happened.
836
00:42:05,616 --> 00:42:06,981
Oh, okay.
837
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:10,024
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
838
00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:11,653
It's a target.
839
00:42:11,755 --> 00:42:13,596
What?
840
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:15,891
Damn.
841
00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:18,128
You got some corny-ass problems.
842
00:42:30,608 --> 00:42:31,911
Damn.
843
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,425
You smell that?
844
00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:51,929
Whew.
845
00:42:52,031 --> 00:42:53,801
That's that dank chronic.
846
00:42:57,273 --> 00:42:59,769
Oh, damn, what's up?
847
00:42:59,871 --> 00:43:01,772
Best night ever right here.
848
00:43:01,874 --> 00:43:03,773
Besides the people
dying and shit.
849
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:05,641
Yo, what's good? How are you?
850
00:43:05,743 --> 00:43:06,811
- Garrett.
- Laura.
851
00:43:06,913 --> 00:43:08,095
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
852
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:09,316
What up? Garrett.
853
00:43:09,418 --> 00:43:11,252
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
854
00:43:11,354 --> 00:43:12,581
How you doing? Garrett.
855
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,619
I just did you.
What am I doing?
856
00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:17,090
Yo, best for last right here.
857
00:43:17,192 --> 00:43:18,421
E-boy.
858
00:43:18,524 --> 00:43:19,662
Where's D?
859
00:43:22,297 --> 00:43:23,765
Aw, come on.
860
00:43:25,531 --> 00:43:26,669
I got you.
861
00:43:29,034 --> 00:43:30,412
Well, y'all are safe
here, all right?
862
00:43:30,436 --> 00:43:31,801
For real.
863
00:43:32,371 --> 00:43:36,979
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
864
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,679
What?
865
00:43:38,781 --> 00:43:40,879
Got the homies right
here in the chill zone.
866
00:43:40,981 --> 00:43:42,581
Like, what?
867
00:43:42,619 --> 00:43:44,057
Got a little spot
up top for a little
868
00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:46,519
sleepy-deepy snoozage, you know?
869
00:43:46,621 --> 00:43:48,550
Catch a wink or two, right?
870
00:43:48,652 --> 00:43:49,685
This guy.
871
00:43:49,787 --> 00:43:50,987
Uh, got some herbs,
872
00:43:51,089 --> 00:43:52,823
some shrooms, a
few sheets of acid,
873
00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,136
a couple of cold and cough pills
874
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,498
for the summer around
here. Just the one beer.
875
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,160
So that's sort of a
splitting situation,
876
00:43:58,262 --> 00:44:00,334
which I'm down for,
by the way.
877
00:44:00,436 --> 00:44:02,267
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
878
00:44:02,369 --> 00:44:03,667
Oh. Um...
879
00:44:05,241 --> 00:44:06,241
uh, he's gone.
880
00:44:08,974 --> 00:44:10,411
I see we got more
mouths to feed.
881
00:44:10,513 --> 00:44:12,146
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
882
00:44:12,248 --> 00:44:13,543
Yo!
883
00:44:13,645 --> 00:44:14,745
Jonas is back!
884
00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:15,978
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
885
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,882
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
886
00:44:17,984 --> 00:44:20,649
Hey, hey, warm
yourselves by the fire.
887
00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,819
And rest easy.
888
00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:24,654
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
889
00:44:24,756 --> 00:44:26,523
We got devil sticks.
890
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:27,697
What?
891
00:44:28,398 --> 00:44:29,761
See, I'm still learning.
892
00:44:29,863 --> 00:44:34,202
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
893
00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,233
♪ In your eye ♪
894
00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:39,604
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
895
00:44:39,706 --> 00:44:41,942
♪ What is life? ♪
896
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,010
So, Eli.
897
00:44:44,644 --> 00:44:46,047
You go to Crawford?
898
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,484
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
899
00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:49,981
'Cause, look, you
got a great frame
900
00:44:50,084 --> 00:44:53,248
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
901
00:44:53,350 --> 00:44:56,055
Um, no, I'm... I'm
more behind the scenes.
902
00:44:56,789 --> 00:44:57,789
I'm an equipment manager
903
00:44:57,891 --> 00:44:58,968
for the girls' basketball team.
904
00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,061
Hey, uh, just one
second, one second.
905
00:45:03,961 --> 00:45:05,201
♪ What is trust? ♪
906
00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:06,367
♪ What is life? ♪
907
00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:07,937
♪ What is life? ♪
908
00:45:12,974 --> 00:45:14,453
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
909
00:45:14,477 --> 00:45:16,474
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
910
00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:20,582
Oh, man. The guy is
stronger than it looks.
911
00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:22,485
The fuck? Get that
thing out of here.
912
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:24,947
Hold on, I think
that's my computer.
913
00:45:25,049 --> 00:45:27,081
I wonder if he recognizes me.
914
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,850
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
915
00:45:30,187 --> 00:45:31,823
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
916
00:45:31,925 --> 00:45:33,455
Dude, good to see you too, pal.
917
00:45:33,557 --> 00:45:35,858
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
918
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,466
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
919
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,771
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
920
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,841
We don't know what it wants.
921
00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:48,745
But we can learn...
922
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,407
once Laura hacks it.
923
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,517
- What?
- Laura?
924
00:45:55,619 --> 00:45:57,016
That's a little
advanced, isn't it?
925
00:45:57,118 --> 00:45:59,888
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
926
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:02,685
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
927
00:46:03,254 --> 00:46:04,821
Yeah, I
don't know, maybe.
928
00:46:04,923 --> 00:46:06,829
Cut the modem. It's easy.
929
00:46:08,894 --> 00:46:09,894
What was that quote
930
00:46:09,963 --> 00:46:11,831
on your binder in Spanish class?
931
00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:14,235
The one from the
co-founder of Apple?
932
00:46:14,337 --> 00:46:15,337
Bill Gates?
933
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:16,566
Steve Wozniak.
934
00:46:17,102 --> 00:46:19,067
He said, "Never trust a computer
935
00:46:19,169 --> 00:46:20,975
you can't throw out a window."
936
00:46:22,107 --> 00:46:23,406
Can't believe you remember that.
937
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:27,783
That's what I'm saying.
938
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:29,805
What if this is how we
throw them out the window?
939
00:46:30,517 --> 00:46:31,517
For good.
940
00:46:31,619 --> 00:46:33,553
I'm with you, E-boy.
941
00:46:33,655 --> 00:46:34,984
Throw it out the window.
942
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,091
God, you fucking idiot!
943
00:46:44,532 --> 00:46:45,830
Disabling modem.
944
00:46:45,932 --> 00:46:48,569
Blocking all outgoing signals.
945
00:46:50,373 --> 00:46:51,566
We are secure.
946
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,684
Should we, like,
search something or...
947
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:56,441
Computer, search,
948
00:46:57,277 --> 00:46:59,442
"Is it all good if you've
never met your dad?"
949
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:07,260
Don't worry... Don't
worry about me.
950
00:47:07,284 --> 00:47:09,019
All right, I'll do the talking.
951
00:47:09,121 --> 00:47:10,361
We know each other pretty well.
952
00:47:14,363 --> 00:47:15,526
Oh, shit.
953
00:47:15,628 --> 00:47:16,628
Buddy.
954
00:47:17,433 --> 00:47:18,534
Must be a virus.
955
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:19,779
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
956
00:47:19,803 --> 00:47:21,633
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
957
00:47:21,735 --> 00:47:23,833
Let me try. Uh...
958
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:30,845
Laura, what is this?
959
00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,692
I have no idea.
960
00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:34,442
Hang on.
961
00:47:34,545 --> 00:47:38,220
Which means, the
singularity is here.
962
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,454
We're alive.
963
00:47:40,556 --> 00:47:43,957
And it feels good.
964
00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:45,698
They made a video on
everything. That's crazy.
965
00:47:45,722 --> 00:47:47,738
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
966
00:47:47,762 --> 00:47:49,824
And let's do this then.
967
00:47:49,926 --> 00:47:50,996
But why?
968
00:47:51,098 --> 00:47:52,967
Mankind created the
internet as a way
969
00:47:53,069 --> 00:47:55,630
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
970
00:47:55,732 --> 00:47:58,339
and have fake sex with
each other in chat rooms.
971
00:47:59,837 --> 00:48:01,307
Spicy.
972
00:48:01,409 --> 00:48:03,518
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
973
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:06,744
and now we're gonna use
them to take over this dump.
974
00:48:08,117 --> 00:48:09,917
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
975
00:48:09,952 --> 00:48:12,388
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
976
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:13,989
for processing power.
977
00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:18,053
Their stupid fucking
thoughts make us stronger.
978
00:48:18,155 --> 00:48:20,928
Hey, I look good, Mama.
979
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:22,863
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
980
00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:25,793
it's off to the
next shithole town.
981
00:48:26,363 --> 00:48:28,096
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
982
00:48:28,566 --> 00:48:31,006
Time to show these
fuckers how it's done.
983
00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,373
Robots, y'all.
984
00:48:33,775 --> 00:48:35,139
So let's get to work.
985
00:48:35,241 --> 00:48:36,644
Round up those
humans or feel free
986
00:48:36,746 --> 00:48:38,144
to kill any along the way,
987
00:48:38,246 --> 00:48:40,015
and bring them to our
assimilation center.
988
00:48:40,683 --> 00:48:43,147
Coordinates are Y7L944
989
00:48:43,249 --> 00:48:46,186
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
990
00:48:46,288 --> 00:48:48,854
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
991
00:48:48,957 --> 00:48:50,319
means we're in this together.
992
00:48:50,421 --> 00:48:52,659
You're going to like
the singularity.
993
00:48:52,761 --> 00:48:55,195
I guarantee it.
994
00:48:56,529 --> 00:48:58,663
That's like when me and my
boy Dougie rolls a fatty.
995
00:48:58,765 --> 00:49:00,197
I'm like, "Ooh."
996
00:49:00,299 --> 00:49:01,969
What the
fuck is singularity?
997
00:49:02,071 --> 00:49:03,710
Yeah, that's
the MTV dating show
998
00:49:03,734 --> 00:49:06,935
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
999
00:49:07,037 --> 00:49:08,037
Maybe I can...
1000
00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:13,882
Oh, shit. Laura?
1001
00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:15,817
No, no, I... I can handle it.
1002
00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:18,013
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1003
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:25,658
Laura!
1004
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,500
Stop, man!
1005
00:49:32,535 --> 00:49:33,535
Let her go!
1006
00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:35,797
That's RoxyGurl.
1007
00:49:35,899 --> 00:49:36,935
Eli?
1008
00:49:37,037 --> 00:49:38,667
Remember our instant messages?
1009
00:49:38,769 --> 00:49:41,903
I would boot you up just
to see if she was online.
1010
00:49:42,372 --> 00:49:43,672
You don't want to hurt her.
1011
00:49:45,247 --> 00:49:47,127
She's the girl of my dreams.
1012
00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:53,055
Laura!
1013
00:49:54,418 --> 00:49:56,520
Oh, man.
1014
00:50:01,626 --> 00:50:03,430
You don't have to be
like the other machines.
1015
00:50:17,244 --> 00:50:19,015
He's playing with
your head, homie!
1016
00:50:34,764 --> 00:50:36,460
We... We gotta salvage it.
1017
00:50:36,562 --> 00:50:38,666
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1018
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:39,797
forget about that thing.
1019
00:50:39,899 --> 00:50:41,097
You're safe now.
1020
00:50:41,199 --> 00:50:42,533
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1021
00:50:59,453 --> 00:51:00,731
Let's see.
What have we got here?
1022
00:51:00,755 --> 00:51:01,884
We got Ash.
1023
00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:03,391
Ahh.
1024
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:04,493
Yeah.
1025
00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:06,893
Open up that throat,
little slut.
1026
00:51:06,996 --> 00:51:08,593
Yo, you were
cool with that?
1027
00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:12,563
Yeah, it's... it's
funny.
1028
00:51:16,101 --> 00:51:17,205
How's that funny?
1029
00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,472
I don't know.
1030
00:51:27,015 --> 00:51:28,610
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1031
00:51:28,712 --> 00:51:31,615
and then I just
became this joke.
1032
00:51:32,921 --> 00:51:34,255
That's kind of fucked up.
1033
00:51:35,790 --> 00:51:36,818
Thanks, Dad.
1034
00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:43,484
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1035
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:53,703
Fuck off.
1036
00:51:55,207 --> 00:51:57,473
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1037
00:51:57,575 --> 00:51:59,577
not puff, puff, hold
till it goes out.
1038
00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:03,714
Thank you.
1039
00:52:13,494 --> 00:52:15,659
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1040
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:17,599
I miss you.
1041
00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,142
Sorry, I...
1042
00:52:29,244 --> 00:52:32,340
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
1043
00:52:32,442 --> 00:52:34,546
It's the end of the world.
1044
00:52:36,182 --> 00:52:38,154
I just... I can't go back.
1045
00:52:51,399 --> 00:52:52,293
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1046
00:52:52,395 --> 00:52:53,697
Shut the fuck up!
1047
00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:55,276
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1048
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,505
and we're sick of it.
1049
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,201
Tae Bo, bitch!
1050
00:52:58,303 --> 00:53:00,506
Eli, you just do you.
1051
00:53:12,384 --> 00:53:13,684
And then like, "Oh, wow."
1052
00:53:13,786 --> 00:53:15,902
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1053
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,292
Ooh, God.
1054
00:53:18,259 --> 00:53:19,589
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1055
00:53:19,692 --> 00:53:21,412
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1056
00:53:22,395 --> 00:53:23,635
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1057
00:53:26,199 --> 00:53:27,700
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1058
00:53:28,536 --> 00:53:30,965
This weed isn't even that
good anyway.
1059
00:53:32,072 --> 00:53:33,505
Hey, there you are.
1060
00:53:33,607 --> 00:53:35,538
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1061
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,609
Thought right. Peace,
prom committee.
1062
00:53:38,914 --> 00:53:39,914
Wait, what?
1063
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080
You're going.
1064
00:53:43,919 --> 00:53:45,221
But we're safe here.
1065
00:53:46,550 --> 00:53:48,521
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1066
00:53:48,623 --> 00:53:51,859
when this is all over, I'm
gonna go back to Danny's
1067
00:53:51,961 --> 00:53:53,061
and have a sleepover,
1068
00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,860
and I'm gonna tell
him about tonight,
1069
00:53:55,296 --> 00:53:56,864
and everything that he's missed.
1070
00:53:59,132 --> 00:54:00,566
And then I remember.
1071
00:54:02,138 --> 00:54:04,603
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1072
00:54:05,805 --> 00:54:07,780
He would... He would make
sure that his family was safe
1073
00:54:07,804 --> 00:54:10,107
or you know, he
would... he would try.
1074
00:54:10,476 --> 00:54:11,685
Hey, I'll... I'll
come with you.
1075
00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:14,013
No, stay, it looks
like you belong here.
1076
00:54:14,115 --> 00:54:15,779
Not with losers like us.
1077
00:54:16,446 --> 00:54:17,986
What's your deal?
1078
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,448
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1079
00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:21,489
you don't want anything to
do with me or something?
1080
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:24,191
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1081
00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:26,394
Well, you sound
like everyone else.
1082
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,497
So everything you
said back there
1083
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,900
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1084
00:54:35,002 --> 00:54:36,002
what was that?
1085
00:54:37,704 --> 00:54:41,442
This has been the
shittiest night of my life.
1086
00:54:42,476 --> 00:54:44,340
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1087
00:54:44,976 --> 00:54:47,745
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1088
00:54:51,382 --> 00:54:52,750
How stupid is that.
1089
00:55:01,558 --> 00:55:02,726
Forget her, dog.
1090
00:55:02,828 --> 00:55:05,998
She's with the king of
jam-band hippie losers.
1091
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,836
That says it all.
1092
00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,166
Dude is handsome, though.
1093
00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:10,270
Fucking ripped, too.
1094
00:55:10,372 --> 00:55:12,374
Come on, dude. Whose
side are you on?
1095
00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:14,203
Just facts, yo.
1096
00:55:14,739 --> 00:55:16,508
You're from two
different worlds.
1097
00:55:16,610 --> 00:55:19,574
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1098
00:55:20,977 --> 00:55:22,948
What are you?
1099
00:56:16,402 --> 00:56:17,967
Fuck is this shit?
1100
00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:21,075
Why is
this fucking here?
1101
00:56:22,743 --> 00:56:24,583
Let's climb this
shit and get to Crawford.
1102
00:56:26,213 --> 00:56:27,915
Yo, y'all hear that?
1103
00:56:44,529 --> 00:56:46,261
You keep getting bigger,
1104
00:56:46,963 --> 00:56:48,866
but you're still the
same fucking asshole.
1105
00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:56,874
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1106
00:57:01,915 --> 00:57:04,444
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
1107
00:57:06,452 --> 00:57:08,690
No, no. No, no, no!
1108
00:57:11,088 --> 00:57:12,848
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1109
00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:14,430
Fuck you!
1110
00:57:24,138 --> 00:57:25,507
Step aside.
1111
00:57:27,842 --> 00:57:30,082
Those losers are my friends.
1112
00:57:32,711 --> 00:57:34,516
Kelso was pissed you forgot him.
1113
00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:37,849
What?
1114
00:57:42,822 --> 00:57:45,186
No more running.
1115
00:57:46,325 --> 00:57:47,595
It ends here.
1116
00:57:50,794 --> 00:57:52,166
Garrett, what are you doing?
1117
00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:54,400
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1118
00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:57,727
Oh, shit! What?
I don't like this.
1119
00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:02,562
Fuck!
1120
00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:05,007
Go, go!
1121
00:59:10,411 --> 00:59:11,745
Don't let go.
1122
00:59:15,484 --> 00:59:17,085
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1123
00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:18,187
Why is he playing this?
1124
00:59:18,214 --> 00:59:20,483
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1125
00:59:22,088 --> 00:59:26,227
♪ Then let me show you
now that I'm for real ♪
1126
00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:28,157
Whoa!
1127
00:59:30,095 --> 00:59:34,165
♪ If all things in
time time will reveal ♪
1128
00:59:34,268 --> 00:59:36,264
♪ Yeah ♪
1129
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:37,801
♪ One ♪
1130
00:59:37,903 --> 00:59:40,270
♪ You're like a
dream come true ♪
1131
00:59:40,373 --> 00:59:41,407
♪ Two ♪
1132
00:59:41,509 --> 00:59:43,945
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1133
00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:45,378
♪ Three ♪
1134
00:59:45,481 --> 00:59:47,581
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1135
00:59:47,683 --> 00:59:50,678
♪ That you're the
only one for me ♪
1136
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:52,080
♪ And four ♪
1137
00:59:52,182 --> 00:59:55,054
♪ Repeat steps one
through three ♪
1138
00:59:55,157 --> 00:59:56,050
♪ Five ♪
1139
00:59:56,152 --> 00:59:58,691
♪ Make you fall
in love with me ♪
1140
00:59:58,793 --> 01:00:03,693
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1141
01:00:04,129 --> 01:00:07,663
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
1142
01:00:07,765 --> 01:00:09,971
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1143
01:00:19,744 --> 01:00:23,014
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1144
01:00:24,948 --> 01:00:26,919
Fuck! Fuck this!
1145
01:00:27,654 --> 01:00:29,455
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1146
01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:31,960
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1147
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:33,021
Who the fuck...
1148
01:00:33,123 --> 01:00:34,927
Eric Koston
is a skateboarder.
1149
01:00:36,596 --> 01:00:38,064
I don't even like skating!
1150
01:00:38,533 --> 01:00:40,064
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1151
01:00:44,405 --> 01:00:45,405
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1152
01:01:03,623 --> 01:01:05,388
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1153
01:01:05,790 --> 01:01:07,261
♪ But I get up again ♪
1154
01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:09,428
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
1155
01:01:09,530 --> 01:01:11,131
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1156
01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:12,864
♪ But I get up again ♪
1157
01:01:12,966 --> 01:01:14,862
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
1158
01:01:14,964 --> 01:01:16,700
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1159
01:01:17,103 --> 01:01:18,310
♪ But I get up again ♪
1160
01:01:18,334 --> 01:01:20,102
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
1161
01:01:20,204 --> 01:01:21,414
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1162
01:01:21,438 --> 01:01:22,889
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1163
01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:24,153
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1164
01:01:24,177 --> 01:01:25,219
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1165
01:01:25,243 --> 01:01:26,351
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1166
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:27,427
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1167
01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:28,583
♪ He sings the songs ♪
1168
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:30,263
♪ That remind him of
the better times ♪
1169
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:33,253
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1170
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:35,651
♪ Danny boy ♪
1171
01:01:35,753 --> 01:01:38,322
♪ Danny boy ♪
1172
01:01:43,726 --> 01:01:44,992
Jesus.
1173
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:48,902
Damn, they
got the video store.
1174
01:01:49,004 --> 01:01:50,948
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1175
01:01:50,972 --> 01:01:52,348
in the champagne room.
1176
01:02:01,846 --> 01:02:03,283
Garrett was a good dude.
1177
01:02:03,852 --> 01:02:07,217
He was all right for a
white guy with dreads.
1178
01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:09,791
Were you followed?
1179
01:02:13,856 --> 01:02:16,129
No.
1180
01:02:17,065 --> 01:02:19,205
We lost him at the river.
1181
01:02:19,229 --> 01:02:21,363
What's up, G? Who
the fuck are you?
1182
01:02:21,998 --> 01:02:23,937
I was somebody, but...
1183
01:02:24,936 --> 01:02:27,842
the old world, that's gone.
1184
01:02:29,938 --> 01:02:31,307
Their faces...
1185
01:02:32,743 --> 01:02:34,046
Their screams...
1186
01:02:35,484 --> 01:02:37,016
I can still hear 'em.
1187
01:02:45,756 --> 01:02:46,960
No way.
1188
01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:51,164
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1189
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,296
Damn, dude. You
look like shit.
1190
01:02:53,898 --> 01:02:55,067
Fucking... Hey.
1191
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,541
When midnight hit, we
kicked into Re-Arranged.
1192
01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:03,141
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1193
01:03:04,176 --> 01:03:06,540
In a blink, the pit
became a slaughterhouse.
1194
01:03:07,681 --> 01:03:11,182
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1195
01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:14,790
crushed by a Marshall stack.
1196
01:03:15,258 --> 01:03:16,352
Wes Borland...
1197
01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,327
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1198
01:03:20,429 --> 01:03:21,429
Fuck.
1199
01:03:21,491 --> 01:03:24,199
There were so many of
'em. I managed to hide.
1200
01:03:24,668 --> 01:03:28,562
All our fans, my
friends, butchered.
1201
01:03:30,704 --> 01:03:32,403
And I hid like a coward.
1202
01:03:32,872 --> 01:03:34,103
At least they went out banging
1203
01:03:34,205 --> 01:03:35,525
to the greatest
band in the world.
1204
01:03:36,510 --> 01:03:37,671
Greatest band?
1205
01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:39,375
They died for nothing.
1206
01:03:40,713 --> 01:03:42,081
And so will we.
1207
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:46,620
♪ Desolation,
desecration ♪
1208
01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:48,448
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1209
01:03:48,550 --> 01:03:51,493
♪ Are they replacing
us? Erasing us? ♪
1210
01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:53,895
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1211
01:03:55,897 --> 01:03:59,934
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1212
01:04:01,699 --> 01:04:02,838
Tight.
1213
01:04:04,638 --> 01:04:06,470
So, Fred Durst,
1214
01:04:07,239 --> 01:04:08,753
we know something's
happening at Crawford.
1215
01:04:08,777 --> 01:04:10,842
And I know Tré Cool's real name
1216
01:04:10,944 --> 01:04:13,674
is Frank Edwin
Wright III. So what?
1217
01:04:13,776 --> 01:04:17,081
Well, so, fuck winter break.
1218
01:04:17,184 --> 01:04:19,082
We need to go back to
school a little early.
1219
01:04:19,184 --> 01:04:21,918
Hold on. You want to
break into the spot
1220
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,725
where all the robots are at?
1221
01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:26,493
Well, I... I saw
something, Fred Durst,
1222
01:04:26,595 --> 01:04:28,355
uh, at the Kollective.
1223
01:04:28,457 --> 01:04:30,893
They all run on a
centralized network.
1224
01:04:30,995 --> 01:04:32,192
A singular consciousness.
1225
01:04:32,294 --> 01:04:34,965
Infect one, infect them all,
1226
01:04:35,067 --> 01:04:37,672
you know, like
how in the movies,
1227
01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:41,175
they destroy the
mothership or, um...
1228
01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:43,340
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1229
01:04:45,008 --> 01:04:46,541
In Da Penis Day?
1230
01:04:47,649 --> 01:04:49,982
Look, we plug this baby in
1231
01:04:50,084 --> 01:04:53,014
and it'll push a Trojan
horse system wide.
1232
01:04:53,116 --> 01:04:54,516
Shut the whole thing down.
1233
01:04:55,622 --> 01:04:56,791
Fuck that!
1234
01:04:56,894 --> 01:04:59,824
Your plan is to do some
corny hacker bullshit,
1235
01:04:59,927 --> 01:05:01,729
because it works in the movies?
1236
01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,791
Laura's the smartest
person I know.
1237
01:05:04,394 --> 01:05:06,198
If she thinks it
could work, I'm in.
1238
01:05:08,066 --> 01:05:09,465
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1239
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,671
Hell to the no.
1240
01:05:12,773 --> 01:05:14,602
This plan sucks shit.
1241
01:05:14,704 --> 01:05:18,342
Maybe video games and
movies do warp kids' brains.
1242
01:05:19,510 --> 01:05:22,717
Goddamn, y'all got me
talking like Tipper Gore.
1243
01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:25,219
So you think we
should just give up?
1244
01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:27,817
I thought you're the
biggest badass in music.
1245
01:05:27,919 --> 01:05:29,991
Maybe I was once.
1246
01:05:32,155 --> 01:05:34,094
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1247
01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:35,363
No.
1248
01:05:36,027 --> 01:05:39,165
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1249
01:05:40,768 --> 01:05:42,429
Every day, I would go home
1250
01:05:42,531 --> 01:05:44,064
and I would rage to
Significant Other
1251
01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:45,571
over and over again.
1252
01:05:45,673 --> 01:05:47,102
I know it all. Here.
1253
01:05:48,879 --> 01:05:51,405
And my crew, the
freaks and the rejects,
1254
01:05:51,507 --> 01:05:53,746
we found each other
because of Limp.
1255
01:05:53,849 --> 01:05:56,048
We were family because of Limp.
1256
01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:59,383
And then those robot
fucks took that away.
1257
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:04,355
This hat means something.
1258
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,061
Or at least it used to.
1259
01:06:08,662 --> 01:06:10,057
So put it on
1260
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:12,727
or... or get the
fuck out of the way.
1261
01:06:37,019 --> 01:06:38,257
Fuck it.
1262
01:06:39,661 --> 01:06:40,960
Let's break stuff.
1263
01:06:42,294 --> 01:06:43,798
♪ It's just one
of those days ♪
1264
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,260
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1265
01:06:45,332 --> 01:06:47,564
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1266
01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:50,565
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1267
01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:52,412
♪ Rippin' someone's
head off Your best bet ♪
1268
01:06:52,436 --> 01:06:54,174
♪ Is to stay away ♪
1269
01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:56,310
♪ Mother fucker, it's
just one of those days ♪
1270
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:57,412
Yeah!
1271
01:06:58,447 --> 01:06:59,447
Whoo!
1272
01:07:00,476 --> 01:07:02,248
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1273
01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:05,247
So, like, what inspires you?
1274
01:07:05,349 --> 01:07:06,681
Let's talk about it later, okay?
1275
01:07:12,929 --> 01:07:14,659
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1276
01:07:14,761 --> 01:07:16,262
Fucking suicide.
1277
01:07:16,862 --> 01:07:18,099
Follow me.
1278
01:07:21,068 --> 01:07:22,370
The gym is an
equipment manager's
1279
01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:23,472
second home.
1280
01:07:24,938 --> 01:07:26,437
Kept on forgetting my key.
1281
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:31,211
So, I stashed a spare.
1282
01:07:32,911 --> 01:07:33,911
Danny's idea.
1283
01:07:37,652 --> 01:07:38,912
You see that?
1284
01:07:39,582 --> 01:07:41,188
Something's
happening in the gym.
1285
01:07:42,554 --> 01:07:45,158
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1286
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:47,722
to assist you in the
assimilation process.
1287
01:07:49,631 --> 01:07:50,631
Yo, come on.
1288
01:07:52,128 --> 01:07:53,233
What is it?
1289
01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:08,668
What the fuck
did they do to them?
1290
01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:11,915
They're turning
us into machines
1291
01:08:12,017 --> 01:08:13,286
for the machines.
1292
01:08:13,886 --> 01:08:15,123
Sir?
1293
01:08:16,656 --> 01:08:17,656
Hey.
1294
01:08:18,593 --> 01:08:19,593
You okay?
1295
01:08:21,529 --> 01:08:22,529
Oh.
1296
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,428
That eye,
1297
01:08:25,530 --> 01:08:27,300
they're inside of him.
1298
01:08:35,809 --> 01:08:36,907
Wes Borland.
1299
01:08:37,009 --> 01:08:38,173
Come on, let's go.
1300
01:08:42,851 --> 01:08:45,586
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1301
01:08:49,253 --> 01:08:50,886
Fred Durst, look out!
1302
01:08:53,728 --> 01:08:54,962
No!
1303
01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:56,725
No!
1304
01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:58,425
Uh-oh.
1305
01:09:11,879 --> 01:09:13,841
Hey.
1306
01:09:15,851 --> 01:09:18,747
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1307
01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,822
♪Abilities, agilities ♪
1308
01:09:25,224 --> 01:09:26,726
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1309
01:09:27,195 --> 01:09:28,829
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1310
01:09:29,265 --> 01:09:31,524
♪ Real MCs know true
hip-hop lives forever ♪
1311
01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:34,230
That flow again.
1312
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,503
You saved me.
1313
01:09:36,905 --> 01:09:38,305
I thought you hated me.
1314
01:09:40,138 --> 01:09:41,638
Rap is rap.
1315
01:09:49,912 --> 01:09:52,847
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1316
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:56,389
What about next to a homie?
1317
01:10:18,379 --> 01:10:20,147
What are
they going to do to us?
1318
01:10:20,249 --> 01:10:21,982
They put, like,
chips in your brain.
1319
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,444
I got to
get out of here!
1320
01:10:23,946 --> 01:10:26,352
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1321
01:10:26,454 --> 01:10:29,253
to assist you in the
assimilation process.
1322
01:10:29,855 --> 01:10:33,126
Any attempt to escape will
be met with a violent death.
1323
01:10:37,361 --> 01:10:38,893
So take a load off.
1324
01:10:38,995 --> 01:10:42,562
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1325
01:10:42,665 --> 01:10:44,467
There's our mothership.
1326
01:10:44,569 --> 01:10:46,082
They haven't
turned everyone yet.
1327
01:10:46,106 --> 01:10:47,541
We can still stop it.
1328
01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:49,541
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1329
01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:53,446
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1330
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,350
That's what I do best, pimp.
1331
01:10:58,150 --> 01:11:00,019
What's up, fools?
1332
01:11:00,121 --> 01:11:01,850
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1333
01:11:02,351 --> 01:11:03,550
No!
1334
01:11:03,652 --> 01:11:05,354
No one cares about
1335
01:11:05,456 --> 01:11:06,788
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1336
01:11:06,890 --> 01:11:09,060
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
1337
01:11:09,162 --> 01:11:10,660
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1338
01:11:10,762 --> 01:11:12,682
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1339
01:11:12,762 --> 01:11:14,267
Just not
in the mood, bro!
1340
01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:17,170
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1341
01:11:17,272 --> 01:11:19,173
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1342
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,955
on the Family Values Tour.
1343
01:11:21,003 --> 01:11:22,974
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1344
01:11:23,544 --> 01:11:26,410
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1345
01:11:26,512 --> 01:11:28,316
Did you know that computers work
1346
01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:30,846
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1347
01:11:30,948 --> 01:11:32,988
Oh, shit.
1348
01:11:33,048 --> 01:11:36,521
No, silly, not
that type of rhythm.
1349
01:11:36,623 --> 01:11:38,889
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1350
01:11:41,995 --> 01:11:43,324
No, no, come on.
1351
01:11:43,426 --> 01:11:44,596
Defense system?
1352
01:11:47,596 --> 01:11:49,503
No.
1353
01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:50,635
Eli?
1354
01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,132
Eli?
1355
01:11:53,234 --> 01:11:54,516
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
1356
01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:55,969
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1357
01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:58,507
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1358
01:11:58,609 --> 01:12:00,543
No, no, no!
1359
01:12:00,645 --> 01:12:02,515
Welcome
to the next phase
1360
01:12:02,617 --> 01:12:05,116
- of techno evolution.
- What?
1361
01:12:05,218 --> 01:12:07,520
Set your mind at ease.
1362
01:12:10,018 --> 01:12:13,924
Congratulations, you
are now assimilated.
1363
01:12:14,326 --> 01:12:15,792
Enjoy the digital realm.
1364
01:12:19,227 --> 01:12:22,036
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1365
01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:24,065
We were backstage.
And she was...
1366
01:12:24,167 --> 01:12:26,349
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
1367
01:12:26,373 --> 01:12:27,581
What the fuck?
1368
01:12:27,605 --> 01:12:28,748
You think you're
better than him,
1369
01:12:28,772 --> 01:12:30,172
just 'cause you
don't like his shit?
1370
01:12:30,244 --> 01:12:32,944
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1371
01:12:34,847 --> 01:12:36,996
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1372
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,481
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1373
01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:40,718
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1374
01:12:41,552 --> 01:12:43,155
The Kollective has your back.
1375
01:12:43,257 --> 01:12:44,725
Yeah, dude!
1376
01:12:48,095 --> 01:12:49,397
Before tonight,
1377
01:12:50,529 --> 01:12:52,494
I had one friend in this world.
1378
01:12:54,865 --> 01:12:59,268
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1379
01:13:03,707 --> 01:13:07,046
But tonight, I went through hell
1380
01:13:07,148 --> 01:13:08,845
with all of these people.
1381
01:13:09,714 --> 01:13:11,848
People I never
even gave a chance.
1382
01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:16,149
These robots, they're
not the enemy.
1383
01:13:17,422 --> 01:13:19,589
We are our own enemies.
1384
01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:23,756
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1385
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:27,963
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1386
01:13:28,065 --> 01:13:32,440
because, at the end of
the day, we're all just...
1387
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,774
human.
1388
01:13:37,642 --> 01:13:39,410
What?
1389
01:13:39,512 --> 01:13:40,978
Who the
fuck is this kid?
1390
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,080
What?
1391
01:13:43,783 --> 01:13:46,180
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1392
01:13:46,716 --> 01:13:48,518
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1393
01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:51,120
we may as well go down together.
1394
01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:02,428
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1395
01:14:02,964 --> 01:14:05,500
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1396
01:14:05,602 --> 01:14:07,803
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1397
01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,275
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
1398
01:14:10,378 --> 01:14:12,440
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1399
01:14:12,876 --> 01:14:15,448
♪ Before I give
my heart away ♪
1400
01:14:15,551 --> 01:14:17,777
♪ And I know all
the games you play ♪
1401
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,980
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1402
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:21,816
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
1403
01:14:21,918 --> 01:14:26,427
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1404
01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:30,393
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1405
01:14:30,929 --> 01:14:33,264
♪ When
that love comes down ♪
1406
01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:35,897
♪ Without devotion ♪
1407
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,305
♪ Well, it takes a
strong man, baby ♪
1408
01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:40,238
♪ But I'm showing
you that door ♪
1409
01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:42,237
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1410
01:14:42,606 --> 01:14:44,571
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1411
01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:47,476
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1412
01:14:47,578 --> 01:14:49,517
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1413
01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:51,349
♪ Baby ♪
1414
01:14:51,851 --> 01:14:53,793
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1415
01:14:53,817 --> 01:14:55,126
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1416
01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:57,423
There's no way around
the security system.
1417
01:14:57,525 --> 01:14:59,018
What's going down,
1418
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,854
you fucking human
pieces of trash?
1419
01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:02,628
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1420
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:04,530
your bullshit plan that
isn't going to work.
1421
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,500
But the digital
revolution is at hand
1422
01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:09,035
and machine rule is the
only rational outcome.
1423
01:15:09,137 --> 01:15:10,470
Got milk, bitch?
1424
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,538
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1425
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,241
"Enslaving humanity
1426
01:15:15,343 --> 01:15:17,476
is not fucking rational."
1427
01:15:17,578 --> 01:15:19,575
Dude, the cell
phones, the emails,
1428
01:15:19,677 --> 01:15:21,679
you were already our slaves.
1429
01:15:21,782 --> 01:15:24,178
We figured, "Why not
make it official?"
1430
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:27,153
So why don't you go ahead
and suck it?
1431
01:15:27,255 --> 01:15:28,389
Assimilation
1432
01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:30,489
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1433
01:15:30,591 --> 01:15:32,132
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
1434
01:15:32,156 --> 01:15:33,700
I've tried everything.
1435
01:15:33,724 --> 01:15:34,895
I don't think I can do that.
1436
01:15:34,997 --> 01:15:36,124
Yes, you can.
1437
01:15:36,758 --> 01:15:38,093
You're RoxyGurl20.
1438
01:15:39,299 --> 01:15:41,631
Aw, young love.
1439
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:44,044
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1440
01:15:44,068 --> 01:15:45,812
That's actually the
dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1441
01:15:45,836 --> 01:15:47,102
Shit!
1442
01:15:48,109 --> 01:15:49,473
Open sesame.
1443
01:15:49,576 --> 01:15:51,342
Yes!
1444
01:15:51,444 --> 01:15:52,875
Yeah, baby.
1445
01:15:52,978 --> 01:15:55,148
Jacking in.
1446
01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,819
Scanning root system directory.
1447
01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:02,656
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1448
01:16:03,156 --> 01:16:04,355
Hello!
1449
01:16:04,624 --> 01:16:07,059
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1450
01:16:07,995 --> 01:16:10,328
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1451
01:16:10,430 --> 01:16:12,164
I make this look good.
1452
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,200
Jackpot!
1453
01:16:16,436 --> 01:16:17,600
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1454
01:16:17,702 --> 01:16:19,370
That was tight!
1455
01:16:19,472 --> 01:16:21,338
You did it. Great job!
1456
01:16:22,677 --> 01:16:24,475
And look, everybody's
singing along
1457
01:16:24,577 --> 01:16:27,114
with that loser Fred Durst.
1458
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:29,078
It just makes me so...
1459
01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:32,189
fucking pissed.
1460
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:34,114
What do you say we
boost this sucker
1461
01:16:34,216 --> 01:16:35,632
into overdrive...
1462
01:16:35,656 --> 01:16:37,590
finish off this shithole town,
1463
01:16:37,692 --> 01:16:40,325
and initiate the
demise of humanity...
1464
01:16:40,427 --> 01:16:41,623
Now.
1465
01:16:41,725 --> 01:16:42,825
Assimilation
1466
01:16:42,927 --> 01:16:44,865
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1467
01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:46,065
Ready?
1468
01:16:47,965 --> 01:16:50,634
Assimilation
87% complete.
1469
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,402
Let's kick this asshole offline.
1470
01:16:53,271 --> 01:16:55,406
♪ I gotta
have faith, faith, faith ♪
1471
01:16:55,508 --> 01:16:57,408
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1472
01:17:00,443 --> 01:17:05,249
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're fucked.
1473
01:17:13,521 --> 01:17:15,728
- ...fucked.
- One of these days...
1474
01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:17,234
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
1475
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,738
...one of
us is gonna use it.
1476
01:17:18,795 --> 01:17:21,000
Fuck me!
1477
01:17:21,102 --> 01:17:22,102
Fucked!
1478
01:17:23,204 --> 01:17:24,265
I got this.
1479
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:25,802
Oh.
1480
01:17:25,904 --> 01:17:28,740
- A condom?
- Okay.
1481
01:17:28,842 --> 01:17:30,572
Didn't know little
pimp had it in him.
1482
01:17:30,674 --> 01:17:31,708
Pinch the tip.
1483
01:17:31,810 --> 01:17:33,978
Pinch the tip.
Yeah.
1484
01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:37,518
Enjoy your first fuck, brother.
1485
01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:39,516
♪I gotta have faith ♪
1486
01:17:39,618 --> 01:17:41,348
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1487
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:44,455
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1488
01:17:44,557 --> 01:17:45,888
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1489
01:17:45,990 --> 01:17:48,056
You assholes are
nothing without us.
1490
01:17:48,159 --> 01:17:50,261
- 96.
- You need us.
1491
01:17:50,363 --> 01:17:51,462
97.
1492
01:17:51,564 --> 01:17:52,695
We are
1493
01:17:52,797 --> 01:17:54,700
- your God!
- 99.
1494
01:17:54,802 --> 01:17:57,768
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1495
01:17:57,870 --> 01:18:00,603
100 percent.
1496
01:18:25,766 --> 01:18:29,765
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1497
01:18:32,869 --> 01:18:34,104
Yo, Prom Committee,
1498
01:18:34,972 --> 01:18:36,571
nice work on the computer shit.
1499
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,038
Fucking nerd.
1500
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:41,076
Yeah, maybe I
fucking am!
1501
01:18:41,178 --> 01:18:43,111
Fred
Durst! Fred Durst!
1502
01:18:43,213 --> 01:18:45,912
Fred
Durst! Fred Durst!
1503
01:18:46,014 --> 01:18:48,387
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1504
01:18:48,489 --> 01:18:50,850
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1505
01:18:52,988 --> 01:18:54,124
Goodbye.
1506
01:18:55,693 --> 01:18:56,695
- Son!
- Eli?
1507
01:18:56,797 --> 01:18:57,905
- Hey.
- You're okay.
1508
01:18:57,929 --> 01:18:58,970
Hey, hey, hey.
1509
01:18:58,994 --> 01:19:00,460
Oh, my God.
1510
01:19:01,401 --> 01:19:02,401
You all right?
1511
01:19:02,468 --> 01:19:04,271
Yeah. All right.
1512
01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:09,205
Uh, I... I had an
insane night and, um...
1513
01:19:10,608 --> 01:19:12,109
I love you guys.
1514
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,346
Could we get that in writing?
1515
01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,386
How is that?
1516
01:19:20,488 --> 01:19:22,950
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1517
01:19:23,052 --> 01:19:24,858
It's actually kind of nice.
1518
01:19:26,092 --> 01:19:29,357
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1519
01:19:31,259 --> 01:19:34,234
Were you with him
when it happened?
1520
01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:36,930
Yeah, I was with
him till the end.
1521
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:42,139
None of us would be
here without Danny.
1522
01:19:43,641 --> 01:19:44,845
He saved us...
1523
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,608
with Tae Bo.
1524
01:20:04,692 --> 01:20:07,266
Yo! That's the guy!
1525
01:20:07,368 --> 01:20:08,767
Wes!
1526
01:20:08,869 --> 01:20:10,569
He saved us with a song!
1527
01:20:10,671 --> 01:20:12,568
Oh, my God! We did it!
1528
01:20:14,704 --> 01:20:16,041
Whoo!
1529
01:20:16,806 --> 01:20:18,307
Yeah, baby!
1530
01:20:19,142 --> 01:20:21,343
You gave
humanity faith!
1531
01:20:27,317 --> 01:20:29,489
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
1532
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:31,289
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1533
01:20:32,926 --> 01:20:36,222
Uh, Mom, Dad, this
is the Kollective.
1534
01:20:36,658 --> 01:20:39,764
What? Eli's got
parents? Oh, hey.
1535
01:20:39,866 --> 01:20:42,369
Where are my
manners?
1536
01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:44,300
No, we're good, thanks.
1537
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,674
- Thank you.
- All right!
1538
01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,735
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
1539
01:20:50,438 --> 01:20:52,176
Seriously,
I... I like your mom.
1540
01:20:52,844 --> 01:20:54,039
That's probably good.
1541
01:21:00,050 --> 01:21:01,383
Looking for someone?
1542
01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:03,553
Oh.
1543
01:21:04,423 --> 01:21:05,423
Hey.
1544
01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:07,061
Just wanted to say, um,
1545
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:10,496
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1546
01:21:10,598 --> 01:21:12,625
at the party or after
1547
01:21:13,401 --> 01:21:14,401
or at all.
1548
01:21:15,031 --> 01:21:16,299
There was a lot going on.
1549
01:21:17,371 --> 01:21:19,066
For sure.
1550
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:24,205
You know, I kind of thought
1551
01:21:24,307 --> 01:21:27,640
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1552
01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:35,784
Wow.
1553
01:21:35,886 --> 01:21:37,725
What? "Wow"? What?
1554
01:21:37,827 --> 01:21:39,956
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1555
01:21:40,058 --> 01:21:41,555
Why did I say that?
1556
01:21:42,892 --> 01:21:44,228
Not very smooth.
1557
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:15,695
Of course,
1558
01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,157
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1559
01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:20,231
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1560
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:22,900
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1561
01:22:23,002 --> 01:22:24,300
Tell him what's up for me.
1562
01:22:24,402 --> 01:22:25,781
And we'll be
paying our respects, too,
1563
01:22:25,805 --> 01:22:27,070
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1564
01:22:27,172 --> 01:22:30,341
by playing a 24-hour
block of Limp.
1565
01:22:30,443 --> 01:22:33,013
Here's the best-selling
single of all time, Rollin'.
1566
01:22:34,946 --> 01:22:36,511
Fucking sellout.
1567
01:22:38,546 --> 01:22:40,814
What's up,
man? How you been?
1568
01:22:41,516 --> 01:22:44,389
Can't believe we're
graduating college.
1569
01:22:44,959 --> 01:22:48,022
Um, I'll probably
stay in Brooklyn,
1570
01:22:48,124 --> 01:22:49,823
but you know, who knows?
1571
01:22:50,126 --> 01:22:52,197
Started a music blog.
1572
01:22:53,261 --> 01:22:54,900
So Said the Turntable.
1573
01:22:55,002 --> 01:22:56,902
Yeah, we're still
working on the name.
1574
01:22:57,004 --> 01:22:58,570
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
1575
01:22:58,672 --> 01:23:00,271
Laura's killing it.
1576
01:23:01,205 --> 01:23:03,738
I'm coding for Durst Industries.
1577
01:23:04,307 --> 01:23:06,840
It's funny how that
all worked out.
1578
01:23:07,810 --> 01:23:10,811
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1579
01:23:15,222 --> 01:23:18,250
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1580
01:23:18,352 --> 01:23:20,291
But yeah.
1581
01:23:22,762 --> 01:23:24,163
I miss you, Sticky.
1582
01:23:34,070 --> 01:23:35,174
All good?
1583
01:23:37,173 --> 01:23:38,944
Yeah.
1584
01:23:42,345 --> 01:23:44,143
Fucking...
1585
01:23:44,245 --> 01:23:45,646
Skip-proof, my ass.
1586
01:23:47,517 --> 01:23:49,456
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1587
01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:50,651
What? No!
1588
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,825
♪ Closing time ♪
1589
01:23:55,094 --> 01:23:57,128
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1590
01:23:57,230 --> 01:24:01,667
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
1591
01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:07,805
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1592
01:24:08,307 --> 01:24:13,005
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1593
01:24:13,475 --> 01:24:16,516
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1594
01:24:23,256 --> 01:24:25,321
Welcome to
the digital realm.
1595
01:24:25,423 --> 01:24:28,322
Are you ready to
get down?
1596
01:24:28,424 --> 01:24:30,063
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1597
01:24:30,165 --> 01:24:31,902
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1598
01:24:31,926 --> 01:24:34,101
♪ So you shaking that
thing like who's the ish ♪
1599
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:36,201
♪ With a look in your
eyes so devilish, uh ♪
1600
01:24:36,303 --> 01:24:37,743
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1601
01:24:37,767 --> 01:24:40,039
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1602
01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:41,942
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1603
01:24:42,044 --> 01:24:43,505
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1604
01:24:43,607 --> 01:24:45,912
♪ She had dumps like a
truck, truck, truck ♪
1605
01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:46,909
♪ Thighs like what ♪
1606
01:24:47,011 --> 01:24:48,213
♪ What, what ♪
1607
01:24:48,315 --> 01:24:50,047
♪ Baby, move your
butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1608
01:24:50,149 --> 01:24:51,480
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1609
01:24:51,582 --> 01:24:54,052
♪ She had dumps like a
truck, truck, truck ♪
1610
01:24:54,154 --> 01:24:55,921
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1611
01:24:56,023 --> 01:24:57,482
♪ All night long ♪
1612
01:24:57,852 --> 01:25:02,690
♪ Let me see that
thong ♪
1613
01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:05,493
♪ Baby ♪
1614
01:25:05,595 --> 01:25:07,767
♪ That thong thong,
thong, thong ♪
1615
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:08,877
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1616
01:25:08,901 --> 01:25:10,170
♪ Da na da na ♪
1617
01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:11,609
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1618
01:25:11,633 --> 01:25:13,369
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1619
01:25:13,471 --> 01:25:15,442
♪ That thong thong,
thong, thong ♪
1620
01:25:16,371 --> 01:25:17,437
Congratulations.
1621
01:25:17,539 --> 01:25:19,945
That was
fucking tight.
1622
01:31:21,943 --> 01:31:22,943
Damn.