1 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:46,759 # #Can't buy me love # # 2 00:00:46,835 --> 00:00:48,894 # #Love # # 3 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:52,098 # #Can't buy me love # # 4 00:00:52,173 --> 00:00:54,733 # #I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend # # 5 00:00:54,809 --> 00:00:57,471 # #If it makes you feel all right # # 6 00:00:57,546 --> 00:01:00,174 # #I'll get you anything my friend # # 7 00:01:00,248 --> 00:01:03,046 # #If it makes you feel all right # # 8 00:01:03,118 --> 00:01:05,882 # # 'Cause I don't care too much for money # # 9 00:01:05,954 --> 00:01:08,650 # #Money can't buy me love # # 10 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:11,248 # #I'll give you all I've got to give # # 11 00:01:11,326 --> 00:01:14,159 # #If you say you'll love me too # # 12 00:01:14,229 --> 00:01:16,754 # #I may not have a lot to give # # 13 00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:19,732 # #But what I got I'll give to you # # 14 00:01:19,801 --> 00:01:22,599 # #I don't care too much for money # # 15 00:01:22,671 --> 00:01:24,662 # #Money can't buy me love # # 16 00:01:24,739 --> 00:01:28,140 # #Can't buy me love # # 17 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:30,803 # #Everybody tells me so # # 18 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:33,780 # #Can't buy me love # # 19 00:01:33,848 --> 00:01:36,578 # #No, no, no... no # # 20 00:01:36,651 --> 00:01:39,381 # #Say you don't need no diamond rings # # 21 00:01:39,454 --> 00:01:42,184 # #And I'll be satisfied # # 22 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:44,817 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 23 00:01:44,893 --> 00:01:48,021 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 24 00:01:48,096 --> 00:01:52,157 - ##I don't care too much for money ## - [Engine Approaching] 25 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,793 # #Money can't buy me love # # 26 00:01:54,869 --> 00:01:56,837 # #Owwww # # 27 00:01:57,906 --> 00:02:00,898 [Girl Shrieks] 28 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:03,740 My hair is such a mess! 29 00:02:03,812 --> 00:02:06,406 What about my clothes? 30 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:10,076 - Yuck. Girls. - [Girls Chattering] 31 00:02:10,151 --> 00:02:12,711 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 32 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:14,721 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 33 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:16,484 - Um, we've got the school... - No. 34 00:02:16,558 --> 00:02:18,856 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 35 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:20,967 - Uh, uh... - But on the Field, we'll kick your ass! 36 00:02:21,029 --> 00:02:22,963 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 37 00:02:23,031 --> 00:02:24,862 She is. 38 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:26,867 Hi, guys! 39 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:28,994 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 40 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:31,163 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 41 00:02:31,239 --> 00:02:33,469 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 42 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,702 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 43 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:39,474 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 44 00:02:39,547 --> 00:02:42,641 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 45 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:45,686 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility. 46 00:02:45,754 --> 00:02:47,949 Honey, you're a senior now. 47 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:52,221 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 48 00:02:54,162 --> 00:02:56,392 [Gasps] 49 00:02:56,464 --> 00:02:58,398 - [Engine BackFires] - That's okay. 50 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:01,526 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 51 00:03:01,603 --> 00:03:03,537 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 52 00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:05,163 Oh! 53 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,538 # #No, no, no... no # # 54 00:03:07,609 --> 00:03:10,077 # #Say you don't need no diamond rings # # 55 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:12,978 # #And I'll be satisfied # # 56 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:15,846 # # Tell me that you want the kind of things # # 57 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:18,681 # # That money just can't buy # # 58 00:03:18,753 --> 00:03:21,347 # #I don't care too much for money # # 59 00:03:21,423 --> 00:03:23,755 # #Money can't buy me love # # 60 00:03:23,825 --> 00:03:27,226 - ##Can't buy me love ## - Chuckie. 61 00:03:27,295 --> 00:03:31,163 - ##Love #### - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 62 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:34,759 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 63 00:03:34,836 --> 00:03:40,536 Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have a little difficulty with that one... 64 00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:43,042 - Well, you know... - step, because of with the arms up... 65 00:03:43,111 --> 00:03:45,102 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 66 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,512 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 67 00:03:47,582 --> 00:03:48,968 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know 68 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:50,551 the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm. 69 00:03:50,618 --> 00:03:52,711 - [Phone Ringing] - That's true. I'll get it! 70 00:03:52,787 --> 00:03:55,654 [Ringing Continues] 71 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:58,591 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 72 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,719 Put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you. 73 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:03,127 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 74 00:04:03,198 --> 00:04:05,132 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 75 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,792 - Let me ask you. - Great. 76 00:04:06,868 --> 00:04:09,359 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 77 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:12,873 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 78 00:04:12,941 --> 00:04:14,909 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 79 00:04:14,976 --> 00:04:17,342 always made me feel so good after football practice. 80 00:04:17,412 --> 00:04:20,711 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 81 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,716 back in the old high school gym. 82 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,719 Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 83 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,812 - Stocky Jones... - Cindy. 84 00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:31,052 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 85 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:33,060 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 86 00:04:33,128 --> 00:04:34,459 Yeah. Okay. 87 00:04:34,529 --> 00:04:36,827 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 88 00:04:36,898 --> 00:04:39,958 Go! [Giggles] 89 00:04:48,676 --> 00:04:51,941 [Engine Revving] 90 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:06,693 Five, six, seven, eight. 91 00:05:06,761 --> 00:05:10,663 - And one, two, three, four, Five, six, seven, eight. - [Whistle Blows] 92 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:14,498 - ####[Dance Pop] - One, two and four. 93 00:05:14,569 --> 00:05:17,333 - [Girl] Whoo! - ##I can't take this anymore # # 94 00:05:17,405 --> 00:05:22,206 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha, ! 95 00:05:22,277 --> 00:05:25,212 Okay, good stuff! 96 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,841 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 97 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:31,181 five, six, seven, eight. 98 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:35,621 - Come on, you guys. Come on! - [Whistle Blows] 99 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:37,658 Arms up. Yes! 100 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:40,819 Whoo! All right. Lookin'good. 101 00:05:40,895 --> 00:05:44,956 Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah. 102 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:50,494 One, two, three, four, Five, six, seven... 103 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:54,736 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 104 00:05:54,809 --> 00:05:57,437 Buy your telescope yet? 105 00:05:57,512 --> 00:05:59,503 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 106 00:05:59,581 --> 00:06:03,108 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 107 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:06,264 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was Just thinking... 108 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:08,255 about the cool clique? 109 00:06:08,323 --> 00:06:10,587 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 110 00:06:10,658 --> 00:06:13,149 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 111 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:16,720 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 112 00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:18,732 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 113 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,531 You got a crush on Cindy? 114 00:06:22,604 --> 00:06:25,471 - Huh? - No. 115 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:29,840 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 116 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:34,371 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 117 00:06:34,449 --> 00:06:38,010 All right. Looked good, both of you. 118 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:40,919 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 119 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:44,015 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 120 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:45,753 - Lookin'good. - Thank you. 121 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,761 Like I knew you would. 122 00:06:47,829 --> 00:06:50,457 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 123 00:06:50,531 --> 00:06:54,262 - Yeah, definitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 124 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:56,769 - All-state this year, no question. - No question! 125 00:06:56,838 --> 00:06:59,136 [Whispers] Tell 'em about the party. 126 00:06:59,207 --> 00:07:02,142 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 127 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:03,768 - Cool! - I'm there. 128 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:06,609 I'm thrilled. 129 00:07:06,681 --> 00:07:10,082 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 130 00:07:10,151 --> 00:07:12,085 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 131 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:15,418 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 132 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:18,482 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 133 00:07:18,559 --> 00:07:22,495 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 134 00:07:22,563 --> 00:07:24,531 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 135 00:07:24,599 --> 00:07:28,399 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 136 00:07:28,469 --> 00:07:30,699 Cards are for retards. [Laughs] 137 00:07:30,772 --> 00:07:32,899 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 138 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,966 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 139 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:38,638 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 140 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:42,877 And have to be in a clique? No! 141 00:07:42,951 --> 00:07:45,476 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 142 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:48,153 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 143 00:07:48,156 --> 00:07:50,090 But, hey, Junior high, high school. Forget it. 144 00:07:50,158 --> 00:07:52,922 Jocks became Jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 145 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:55,292 We became us. I like us. 146 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:57,297 - [Mimicking] "I like us." - I do. 147 00:07:57,365 --> 00:08:00,926 I Just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 148 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,936 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 149 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:08,670 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 150 00:08:10,445 --> 00:08:13,209 [Chattering] 151 00:08:13,281 --> 00:08:15,215 [Woman] I told you and told you. 152 00:08:15,283 --> 00:08:17,217 - Mom! - Where have you been? 153 00:08:17,285 --> 00:08:19,515 Now there's the answer, buddy. 154 00:08:19,587 --> 00:08:22,181 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 155 00:08:22,256 --> 00:08:24,349 [Gears Grinding] 156 00:08:24,425 --> 00:08:26,393 And you get one of those. 157 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:28,952 Yeah, right, my Fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 158 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:32,193 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 159 00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:36,669 # #Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out # # 160 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:39,468 # #Some honeys will be makin'the scene # # 161 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:42,236 # #I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top # # 162 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:45,370 - ##And I put on my faded blue jeans ## - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 163 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:47,676 - ##Come on, baby Wait and see ## - Oh, thank you, son. 164 00:08:47,749 --> 00:08:51,549 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 165 00:08:51,619 --> 00:08:53,553 it's yours. 166 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:57,421 Thanks. [Clears Throat] 167 00:08:57,492 --> 00:09:00,825 # #Let's go surfin'now #### You missed a spot, Dad. 168 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:04,194 I'll get it. I'll get it. 169 00:09:04,432 --> 00:09:06,400 [Doorbell Ringing] 170 00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:13,735 Mother! Whoa! 171 00:09:13,808 --> 00:09:18,438 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 172 00:09:18,513 --> 00:09:22,677 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 173 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,412 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 174 00:09:25,486 --> 00:09:28,455 Oh, Rock. Mother. 175 00:09:28,523 --> 00:09:31,856 Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight? 176 00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:34,053 Cindy, I said no. 177 00:09:34,128 --> 00:09:35,459 [Whispers] Okay. 178 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,756 I'll take care of big sister. 179 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:44,304 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 180 00:09:44,372 --> 00:09:46,135 Good word, Mom. 181 00:09:51,345 --> 00:09:53,279 [Car Door Closes, Engine Starts] 182 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,851 Oh, yes! 183 00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:37,582 - ####[Dance Rock] - [Chattering] 184 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:44,330 Hi! 185 00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:48,060 [Boy] Whoa! Come on. 186 00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:50,798 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 187 00:10:50,872 --> 00:10:53,705 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 188 00:10:53,774 --> 00:10:57,369 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 189 00:10:57,445 --> 00:11:01,211 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 190 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:04,718 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 191 00:11:04,785 --> 00:11:06,719 [Silverware Clatters] 192 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:10,018 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 193 00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:13,151 So have you saved up enough money? 194 00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:15,889 Yeah, Fifteen hundred dollars! 195 00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:19,160 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 196 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:22,794 That's $4.54 per mile. 197 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:26,670 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life OnA Mower. 198 00:11:26,741 --> 00:11:29,039 - [Chuckie Sighs] - How much is the microscope? 199 00:11:31,946 --> 00:11:34,881 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 200 00:11:34,949 --> 00:11:37,076 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 201 00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:39,881 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 202 00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:43,720 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 203 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:47,852 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 204 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:50,762 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 205 00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:53,629 - Why? What's up, son? - PreschoolJam session at Julie's. 206 00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:56,829 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 207 00:11:56,904 --> 00:12:00,431 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 208 00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:02,442 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 209 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:05,536 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 210 00:12:05,613 --> 00:12:08,673 - [Groans] Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 211 00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:12,913 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 212 00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:14,921 [Laughing] 213 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:17,184 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 214 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,453 - [Laughs] - [Sighs] 215 00:12:19,527 --> 00:12:22,394 [Exhales] Your deal. 216 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:24,624 [Crickets Chirping] 217 00:12:24,699 --> 00:12:28,032 Ronald! Your deal. 218 00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:31,697 [Chips Clattering] 219 00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:33,740 Let's do something different. 220 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,140 What do you mean? 221 00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:41,807 We've been playing poker for two years. 222 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,456 Let's play another game. 223 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,457 Dealer's choice. 224 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:57,053 Hearts. 225 00:12:57,131 --> 00:13:00,396 # ###[Dance Rock] 226 00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:03,062 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 227 00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:05,469 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 228 00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:08,940 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outFit! 229 00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:12,309 Ooh, what a severe suede. 230 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,974 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 231 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:17,142 You know, they have Fine leathers down there. 232 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:22,281 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 233 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:26,087 I don't remember this. I was Just in your closet yesterday. 234 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,893 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 235 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,956 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 236 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:36,561 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 237 00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:40,368 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 238 00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:44,639 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 239 00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:46,646 - Mm-hmm. - [Boy] Hey, John boy! 240 00:13:46,714 --> 00:13:49,649 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 241 00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:53,209 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 242 00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:57,053 - [Whispers] Oh, my God. - Don't worry. It's only wine. 243 00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:59,820 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 244 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:04,326 Oh, oh. 245 00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:07,424 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 246 00:14:14,742 --> 00:14:18,041 [Sighs] 247 00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:20,046 Oh. 248 00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:24,050 Damn it. 249 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:38,094 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this Five-inch telescope. 250 00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:41,191 - Oh, it's only Five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 251 00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:43,566 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 252 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:47,004 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 253 00:14:52,046 --> 00:14:54,981 Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes! 254 00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:57,244 I see the erection. 255 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,598 I'll be right back. 256 00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:22,506 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 257 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:26,103 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 258 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:29,877 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 259 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:34,046 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 260 00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:37,056 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 261 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:40,457 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends... 262 00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:44,430 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 263 00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:48,298 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outFit as an advance. 264 00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:50,633 - Listen, honey. - What? 265 00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:52,763 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 266 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,776 You can keep your outFit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 267 00:15:56,844 --> 00:16:00,143 - Or you can purchase a new one. - [Sighs] 268 00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:04,810 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 269 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:09,686 - [Sobs] - Tsk. It's not that bad. 270 00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:47,860 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 271 00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:49,896 You want to rent me? 272 00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:53,263 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for Just a few weeks... 273 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,268 and that will make me popular. 274 00:16:55,336 --> 00:16:59,295 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 275 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:02,501 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 276 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:05,636 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 277 00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:10,149 You're right. 278 00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:11,741 Tsk. 279 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:16,222 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outFit. 280 00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:31,838 Donald! 281 00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,346 Oh! You made it! 282 00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,682 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 283 00:17:46,754 --> 00:17:50,781 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 284 00:17:50,858 --> 00:17:53,418 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 285 00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:55,428 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 286 00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,430 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 287 00:17:57,498 --> 00:17:59,966 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 288 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,968 when we're seen together, right? 289 00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:04,698 - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 290 00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:08,003 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 291 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:10,009 And I get my lunch hour off. 292 00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:13,046 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 293 00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:15,581 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 294 00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:20,052 - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. 295 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,680 There are Five days in a school week. 296 00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:25,850 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 297 00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:28,087 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 298 00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:31,563 Okay, deal. Now, Just remember, 299 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,123 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 300 00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:36,829 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 301 00:18:36,904 --> 00:18:38,895 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 302 00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:42,306 No, no, it's one month. One month. 303 00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:44,310 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 304 00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,869 - Okay. - Okay. 305 00:18:46,947 --> 00:18:50,405 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 306 00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:53,544 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 307 00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,612 [Can Hissing] 308 00:18:55,689 --> 00:19:00,854 And... rub that in. [Sighs] 309 00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:03,988 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 310 00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:06,794 Here you go. 311 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:10,394 Let me take a look at you. [Grunts] 312 00:19:10,471 --> 00:19:12,462 [Sighs] Nope. Turn around. 313 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:16,475 [Whispers] Oh, sh... 314 00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:19,706 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 315 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,340 - [Chuckles] - Don't worry about it. You look Fine. 316 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,350 Turn around and back up. 317 00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:28,013 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 318 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,919 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 319 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,981 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 320 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:34,584 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 321 00:19:34,662 --> 00:19:37,722 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 322 00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:39,732 Should I put my collar up? 323 00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:47,940 - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. 324 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:51,444 [Girls Laughing] 325 00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:53,605 [Girl] Really? 326 00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:56,115 [Boy] What's happenin', homes? 327 00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,677 [John] If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 328 00:19:59,753 --> 00:20:01,687 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at... 329 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:04,986 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 330 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,993 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 331 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:11,691 - I think that's Ronald Miller. - No way! 332 00:20:11,765 --> 00:20:13,926 It must be a... transfer. 333 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,935 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 334 00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,494 Hi, Pats, Barb. 335 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:21,769 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 336 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:24,436 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 337 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:28,504 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 338 00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:29,742 Rhoda who? 339 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:31,614 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 340 00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:33,118 Okay? 341 00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:38,452 - What did he say? - I don't care. 342 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:41,426 Dig on his shirt. 343 00:20:41,628 --> 00:20:45,359 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 344 00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:48,765 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 345 00:20:48,836 --> 00:20:52,203 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 346 00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,968 Now he's homeless. 347 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,442 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 348 00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:59,445 First day and all. 349 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:04,849 - What's with the weird outFit? - Um, it's a designer original. 350 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:09,150 - Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 351 00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:12,522 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't... 352 00:21:12,593 --> 00:21:16,586 Mr. Miller, you seem quite talkative this morning. 353 00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:20,360 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 354 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:23,961 - Ooh! - [Laughing] 355 00:21:24,037 --> 00:21:28,235 - All 64. - [Sighs] 356 00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:33,143 - [Sizzling] - [Chattering] 357 00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:39,947 - [Gulps, Burps] - Oh, God, John. 358 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,648 You are such a pig. 359 00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:45,624 - God. - Well... 360 00:21:45,692 --> 00:21:50,595 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 361 00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:54,760 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 362 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,463 - We're friends. - Since when? 363 00:21:57,538 --> 00:22:00,029 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on. 364 00:22:00,107 --> 00:22:03,201 Well, what about Bobby? 365 00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:06,610 Yeah, come on. We Just want some answers, all right? 366 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,875 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 367 00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:11,349 Do you see a sign that says "information"? 368 00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:14,353 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 369 00:22:14,421 --> 00:22:17,822 - Girl! - Taste, please. 370 00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:33,172 Hey, come on! 371 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,476 [Laughing] 372 00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:42,609 [Chattering] 373 00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:56,896 I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table. 374 00:22:56,964 --> 00:23:00,866 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 375 00:23:00,934 --> 00:23:05,871 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 376 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,472 Aren't you in the wrong section? 377 00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:12,171 Losers are to the left. 378 00:23:12,246 --> 00:23:14,510 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 379 00:23:15,949 --> 00:23:18,213 That's the asshole section. 380 00:23:21,421 --> 00:23:25,289 [Exhales] Thanks. 381 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,293 Yeah. 382 00:23:28,629 --> 00:23:30,995 Oh! You need a map, John? 383 00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:33,184 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 384 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,862 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 385 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,461 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 386 00:23:38,538 --> 00:23:40,938 He's with Cindy. Come on. 387 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:45,701 You all know Ronnie? 388 00:23:45,779 --> 00:23:48,373 Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together. 389 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:50,814 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 390 00:23:50,884 --> 00:23:52,852 [Chuckles] 391 00:23:54,922 --> 00:23:59,291 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 392 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,327 maybe even all-state this season. 393 00:24:01,395 --> 00:24:03,886 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 394 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,398 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 395 00:24:06,466 --> 00:24:08,934 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 396 00:24:09,002 --> 00:24:12,529 - [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 397 00:24:12,606 --> 00:24:15,166 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 398 00:24:15,242 --> 00:24:17,506 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 399 00:24:17,577 --> 00:24:20,171 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 400 00:24:20,247 --> 00:24:21,908 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 401 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:26,612 - I guess. - Yeah. 402 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:34,388 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 403 00:24:34,461 --> 00:24:36,395 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 404 00:24:36,463 --> 00:24:38,583 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 405 00:24:38,598 --> 00:24:41,123 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 406 00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:45,763 [Chattering] 407 00:24:51,611 --> 00:24:53,545 # ###[New Wave Rock] 408 00:24:53,613 --> 00:24:55,877 - Great. - Oh! 409 00:24:55,949 --> 00:25:00,010 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping. 410 00:25:00,087 --> 00:25:03,079 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 411 00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:05,784 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 412 00:25:05,859 --> 00:25:08,953 I guess I Just get nervous around those guys. 413 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,963 - Hi. - Hi. 414 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:14,000 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 415 00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:16,695 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 416 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:18,931 and invite them to come over here and Join us, okay? 417 00:25:19,006 --> 00:25:20,997 - Good idea. - Okay. 418 00:25:21,074 --> 00:25:23,599 Okay. 419 00:25:23,677 --> 00:25:28,114 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 420 00:25:28,181 --> 00:25:31,116 All right. Whoo! 421 00:25:32,552 --> 00:25:34,486 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 422 00:25:34,554 --> 00:25:37,045 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 423 00:25:37,124 --> 00:25:39,490 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 424 00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:42,221 [Laughing] 425 00:25:42,295 --> 00:25:47,164 - [Laughing, Chattering] - It's okay. 426 00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:54,199 [Mom] Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 427 00:25:54,274 --> 00:25:57,675 - Hey! Different outFit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 428 00:25:57,744 --> 00:25:59,871 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 429 00:25:59,946 --> 00:26:02,380 It's a tele... [Clears Throat] 430 00:26:02,449 --> 00:26:04,610 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 431 00:26:04,684 --> 00:26:07,676 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 432 00:26:07,754 --> 00:26:09,847 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 433 00:26:09,923 --> 00:26:12,721 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 434 00:26:12,793 --> 00:26:15,887 - Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 435 00:26:15,962 --> 00:26:19,955 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 436 00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:23,696 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 437 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:27,900 "Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia. 438 00:26:27,974 --> 00:26:31,910 - Hey. - ##Secret agent man Secret agent man ### # 439 00:26:33,814 --> 00:26:36,146 [Sighs] 440 00:26:36,216 --> 00:26:39,049 - [Mom] Who is it? - Ronald. 441 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,419 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 442 00:26:43,490 --> 00:26:46,789 Um, did I... Did I forget to pay you last week? 443 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,953 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 444 00:26:49,029 --> 00:26:51,463 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 445 00:26:51,531 --> 00:26:53,465 - [Footfalls Approaching] - Cindy! 446 00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:56,627 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 447 00:26:56,703 --> 00:26:59,850 Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. 448 00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:01,800 She'll get over it. 449 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:07,076 - Is something the matter? - Yes, there's something the matter! 450 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:10,981 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 451 00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:15,715 I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks. 452 00:27:15,789 --> 00:27:17,723 I am not going on a nature walk. 453 00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:20,658 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 454 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:22,854 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 455 00:27:22,929 --> 00:27:25,830 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 456 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:28,333 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 457 00:27:28,401 --> 00:27:32,132 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 458 00:27:32,205 --> 00:27:34,605 Bobby hasn't called? 459 00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:39,270 I don't think that's any of your business. 460 00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:41,280 [Car Door Closes] 461 00:27:42,716 --> 00:27:46,948 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 462 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:50,820 But there he's Just a freshman tryin' to make it. 463 00:27:52,392 --> 00:27:54,986 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 464 00:27:55,061 --> 00:27:58,053 [Sighs] I'm sorry. 465 00:27:58,131 --> 00:28:01,589 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 466 00:28:01,668 --> 00:28:06,401 It's Just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 467 00:28:06,473 --> 00:28:08,464 - [Laughs] - [Engine Starts] 468 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:11,238 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 469 00:28:11,311 --> 00:28:14,371 Gaudy? [Laughs] 470 00:28:15,949 --> 00:28:19,680 What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 471 00:28:19,753 --> 00:28:24,656 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 472 00:28:24,724 --> 00:28:27,522 - [Laughs] - Hysterical. He'll be here. 473 00:28:27,594 --> 00:28:30,688 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 474 00:28:30,764 --> 00:28:34,165 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 475 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,259 The cold brew is just not the same. 476 00:28:36,336 --> 00:28:40,864 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 477 00:28:40,941 --> 00:28:42,932 - [Laughs] Well, how about I show you? - [Laughs] 478 00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:44,943 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 479 00:28:45,011 --> 00:28:46,945 - Hey. - So... 480 00:28:47,013 --> 00:28:49,709 Um, you brought Cindy here? 481 00:28:49,783 --> 00:28:55,278 No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 482 00:28:55,355 --> 00:28:58,347 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W? 483 00:28:58,425 --> 00:29:00,620 [Laughs] No, you're a funny guy though. 484 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:02,525 [Both Laughing] 485 00:29:02,596 --> 00:29:05,588 # # 'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same # # 486 00:29:05,665 --> 00:29:09,726 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 487 00:29:09,803 --> 00:29:13,899 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 488 00:29:13,974 --> 00:29:18,809 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 489 00:29:19,879 --> 00:29:21,608 Hi, Cindy. 490 00:29:21,681 --> 00:29:24,479 - HH [Whistling] - Hi. 491 00:29:24,551 --> 00:29:27,884 - Hi. - People are starting to buy this. 492 00:29:27,954 --> 00:29:32,891 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 493 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:35,052 Mm-hmm. [Laughs] 494 00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:38,791 - What do you think? - [Chuckles] 495 00:29:38,865 --> 00:29:42,392 [Chattering] 496 00:29:42,469 --> 00:29:45,336 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 497 00:29:45,405 --> 00:29:47,930 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 498 00:29:48,008 --> 00:29:51,500 - Good morning. - Good morning. 499 00:29:51,578 --> 00:29:55,446 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 500 00:29:55,515 --> 00:29:59,474 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 501 00:29:59,552 --> 00:30:03,716 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 502 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:07,419 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 503 00:30:07,494 --> 00:30:09,428 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 504 00:30:09,496 --> 00:30:11,828 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 505 00:30:11,898 --> 00:30:14,765 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 506 00:30:14,834 --> 00:30:17,234 Fine. 507 00:30:17,304 --> 00:30:20,171 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 508 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,004 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 509 00:30:23,076 --> 00:30:25,010 Okay, Friday night. 510 00:30:25,078 --> 00:30:28,138 - I can't. - Saturday. 511 00:30:28,214 --> 00:30:30,182 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 512 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:33,014 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 513 00:30:33,086 --> 00:30:37,648 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 514 00:30:37,724 --> 00:30:42,661 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 515 00:30:42,729 --> 00:30:44,856 [Laughs] 516 00:30:45,065 --> 00:30:49,468 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 517 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:54,337 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 518 00:30:54,407 --> 00:30:56,568 Work's not really my thing. 519 00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,975 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 520 00:30:59,045 --> 00:31:03,311 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 521 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,317 except for shop and hangout. 522 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:08,252 You can do anything you want. 523 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:12,087 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 524 00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:15,423 I believe that. 525 00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:24,970 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 526 00:31:25,038 --> 00:31:28,405 - No, thanks. - Okay. 527 00:31:29,476 --> 00:31:31,944 HH [Humming] 528 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,370 HH [Humming] 529 00:32:01,508 --> 00:32:03,567 - Here. - Here. 530 00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:06,441 - [Laughs] - [Laughs] 531 00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:12,983 [Water Running] 532 00:32:16,689 --> 00:32:19,453 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 533 00:32:19,526 --> 00:32:22,552 "in a sea of deep blue. 534 00:32:22,629 --> 00:32:25,996 Together at last, together as two." 535 00:32:26,065 --> 00:32:29,091 Oh, that's beautiful. 536 00:32:29,169 --> 00:32:33,606 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 537 00:32:33,673 --> 00:32:35,903 Even Bobby? 538 00:32:37,343 --> 00:32:41,279 Thank you for trusting me with these. 539 00:32:41,347 --> 00:32:43,144 [Water Running] 540 00:32:43,216 --> 00:32:46,913 Let's Just keep it between us, okay? 541 00:32:46,986 --> 00:32:49,352 For life or longer? Promise? 542 00:32:49,422 --> 00:32:54,189 Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 543 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,490 And you're drenched. 544 00:32:56,563 --> 00:32:58,258 - Ah! - [Laughs] 545 00:32:58,331 --> 00:33:01,323 [Laughing] 546 00:33:01,401 --> 00:33:05,167 - [Grunts] - [Shrieks, Laughs] 547 00:33:05,238 --> 00:33:08,036 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 548 00:33:08,107 --> 00:33:10,041 - You're sure? - Yeah! 549 00:33:10,109 --> 00:33:12,043 What am I missing? 550 00:33:12,111 --> 00:33:14,477 I'd like to see those, please. 551 00:33:19,285 --> 00:33:21,219 Aw! Very cool. 552 00:33:21,287 --> 00:33:26,054 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 553 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:30,221 [Chattering] 554 00:33:30,296 --> 00:33:35,063 [Chattering Continues] 555 00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:37,728 [Laughing, Chattering] 556 00:33:37,804 --> 00:33:39,738 Come on. 557 00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:51,080 [Cindy] I'm starting to get nervous now. 558 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,084 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 559 00:33:53,152 --> 00:33:55,086 Good to see you, honey. 560 00:33:55,154 --> 00:33:57,122 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 561 00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:59,124 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 562 00:33:59,192 --> 00:34:01,126 - A picnic? - Nope. 563 00:34:01,194 --> 00:34:02,477 Since it's our last ofFicial date, I thought 564 00:34:02,478 --> 00:34:03,788 we could check out one of my favorite places. 565 00:34:03,863 --> 00:34:06,627 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll Find out. 566 00:34:06,699 --> 00:34:10,260 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 567 00:34:10,336 --> 00:34:13,533 - [Engine Revving] - Aah! Aah! 568 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:27,584 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 569 00:34:27,654 --> 00:34:30,534 - Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. - Follow me. 570 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:34,117 Wait a second. You're nuts. 571 00:34:34,193 --> 00:34:37,060 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 572 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:40,930 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 573 00:34:49,976 --> 00:34:51,910 Whoa. 574 00:34:55,882 --> 00:34:58,680 I've heard about this place. 575 00:34:59,752 --> 00:35:02,152 The airplane junkyard. 576 00:35:02,221 --> 00:35:04,155 Graveyard. 577 00:35:07,894 --> 00:35:11,625 [Exhales] This is the real history. 578 00:35:11,698 --> 00:35:15,395 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 579 00:35:18,671 --> 00:35:20,866 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 580 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,899 Follow me. [Imitating Plane Engine] 581 00:35:33,786 --> 00:35:37,779 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 582 00:35:42,095 --> 00:35:44,757 They did a corrosion study on it. 583 00:35:44,831 --> 00:35:47,322 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 584 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,563 this is all that rusted. 585 00:35:50,637 --> 00:35:53,538 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 586 00:35:53,606 --> 00:35:56,541 How do you know all this stuff? 587 00:35:56,609 --> 00:36:00,010 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 588 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,946 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 589 00:36:03,016 --> 00:36:07,953 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 590 00:36:15,128 --> 00:36:20,532 [Cindy] God. There are mountains up there. 591 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,936 And valleys, canyons and plains. 592 00:36:26,005 --> 00:36:29,133 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 593 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:32,575 - What's that? - Tycho. 594 00:36:32,645 --> 00:36:35,136 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 595 00:36:35,214 --> 00:36:38,274 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 596 00:36:38,351 --> 00:36:43,254 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon. 597 00:36:43,322 --> 00:36:48,589 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 598 00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:54,600 The First spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 599 00:36:57,036 --> 00:37:00,199 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 600 00:37:00,273 --> 00:37:02,207 Astronomy. 601 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,302 No. 602 00:37:06,379 --> 00:37:09,746 It's just... up there... 603 00:37:09,816 --> 00:37:11,750 is our future world. 604 00:37:11,818 --> 00:37:14,048 By the time I'm my dad's age, 605 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,250 people will be living there and working. 606 00:37:18,324 --> 00:37:20,656 Maybe even us. 607 00:37:38,745 --> 00:37:42,738 The moon. It looks different now. 608 00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:46,216 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 609 00:37:46,285 --> 00:37:49,254 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 610 00:37:50,556 --> 00:37:55,425 You didn't ruin it. You Just changed it, I guess. 611 00:37:55,495 --> 00:37:58,589 [Sighs] 612 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:05,732 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 613 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,069 [Sighs] 614 00:38:08,141 --> 00:38:11,440 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 615 00:38:11,511 --> 00:38:16,642 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 616 00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:19,150 Well, let's Just do it naturally. 617 00:38:19,218 --> 00:38:22,119 You know? With no planning. 618 00:38:22,188 --> 00:38:25,214 How do we do it? Our ofFicial breaking-up tomorrow? 619 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,987 Right. 620 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:32,156 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 621 00:38:32,231 --> 00:38:34,722 Us ending our fake relationship. 622 00:38:34,801 --> 00:38:38,532 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 623 00:38:38,604 --> 00:38:41,334 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 624 00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:45,503 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 625 00:38:45,578 --> 00:38:50,106 [Sighs] Okay, so, how shall we do it? 626 00:38:50,183 --> 00:38:52,378 Stage a big Fight? A lovers' quarrel? 627 00:38:52,451 --> 00:38:56,148 No, we don't have anything to Fight about. 628 00:38:56,222 --> 00:39:00,056 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people Fight about? 629 00:39:00,126 --> 00:39:04,790 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 630 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,992 - Reputation? - I think a small, digniFied ceremony... 631 00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:12,436 - is probably the best way... - Me? 632 00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:15,633 - To end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 633 00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,642 I can't believe this. A reputation. 634 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:20,042 [Door Closes] 635 00:39:20,112 --> 00:39:23,809 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 636 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:28,145 Whoo! 637 00:39:29,222 --> 00:39:32,988 H I got a reputation, baby H 638 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,494 [Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late. 639 00:39:39,799 --> 00:39:43,166 [Ronald] So how do you do it? 640 00:39:43,236 --> 00:39:46,763 Yeah. There you go. 641 00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:48,363 [Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late. 642 00:39:48,441 --> 00:39:51,604 - Hi. - Hi. 643 00:39:51,677 --> 00:39:56,239 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 644 00:39:56,315 --> 00:40:00,513 And I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 645 00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:05,387 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 646 00:40:05,458 --> 00:40:07,392 Now? 647 00:40:08,794 --> 00:40:11,024 Okay, great. 648 00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:16,034 Well, um, I did a little thinking too! 649 00:40:16,102 --> 00:40:18,764 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 650 00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:21,102 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 651 00:40:21,173 --> 00:40:24,802 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 652 00:40:24,877 --> 00:40:26,811 [Whispering] What are you talking about? 653 00:40:26,879 --> 00:40:30,007 This. I'm dry. 654 00:40:30,082 --> 00:40:33,279 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 655 00:40:33,352 --> 00:40:35,411 - [Whispering] They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 656 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:38,651 - This isn't digniFied. - DigniFied? 657 00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:40,658 Yeah. 658 00:40:40,726 --> 00:40:45,459 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 659 00:40:45,531 --> 00:40:47,465 [Laughing] 660 00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:50,468 - Now I'm not digniFied? - This is not necessary. 661 00:40:50,536 --> 00:40:53,004 Would you show some maturity? 662 00:40:53,072 --> 00:40:55,165 Like your precious Bobby? 663 00:40:55,241 --> 00:40:57,641 - Yeah. - Yeah. 664 00:40:57,710 --> 00:40:59,678 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 665 00:40:59,745 --> 00:41:02,942 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 666 00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:06,075 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 667 00:41:06,152 --> 00:41:08,313 Period! 668 00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:10,321 [Crowd Gasping] 669 00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:13,586 - Whoo! - [Girl Giggling] 670 00:41:13,659 --> 00:41:16,822 Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 671 00:41:16,896 --> 00:41:21,162 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 672 00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:26,967 - He's such a... such a heartbreaker. - Yeah. That's it. 673 00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:29,769 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 674 00:41:29,842 --> 00:41:31,888 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy 675 00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:33,801 now that you're Finished with her, do you? 676 00:41:33,879 --> 00:41:36,507 - [Clears Throat] No. - Loved it, baby. 677 00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:39,884 All right. 678 00:41:49,695 --> 00:41:51,663 [Engine Off] 679 00:41:51,731 --> 00:41:53,926 That was a great act this morning. 680 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,629 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 681 00:41:57,703 --> 00:42:01,434 Mmm. Yeah, well... 682 00:42:01,507 --> 00:42:04,533 We gave 'em a good show. 683 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:07,204 The audience loved it. 684 00:42:07,279 --> 00:42:09,907 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 685 00:42:09,982 --> 00:42:13,213 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 686 00:42:13,285 --> 00:42:15,480 - [Engine Approaching] - Ronnie, it was like a Job. 687 00:42:15,554 --> 00:42:17,818 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 688 00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:21,986 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 689 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:27,260 Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya. 690 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,358 Popularity isn't perfect. 691 00:42:29,435 --> 00:42:32,734 I mean, it almost feels like a Job sometimes. 692 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:34,796 Do you remember that suede outFit that I wore? 693 00:42:34,874 --> 00:42:39,709 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 694 00:42:39,779 --> 00:42:43,442 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 695 00:42:45,184 --> 00:42:47,118 Cindy? 696 00:42:47,186 --> 00:42:51,145 It's to keep your poetry in. 697 00:42:52,725 --> 00:42:55,319 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 698 00:42:56,862 --> 00:43:02,164 Ronald, whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 699 00:43:02,234 --> 00:43:04,600 stay yourself. 700 00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:06,797 Don't change to please them. 701 00:43:06,872 --> 00:43:11,809 Me change? Tsk. Never. 702 00:43:12,011 --> 00:43:15,003 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 703 00:43:15,081 --> 00:43:17,811 Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya... 704 00:43:17,883 --> 00:43:19,817 - Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. 705 00:43:19,885 --> 00:43:22,319 That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 706 00:43:22,388 --> 00:43:24,948 Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya. 707 00:43:25,024 --> 00:43:27,322 - All I'm asking for is one date. - [Cindy] No! 708 00:43:27,393 --> 00:43:30,988 Oh, ladies, you're lookin' Fine this A. M. 709 00:43:31,063 --> 00:43:33,827 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 710 00:43:33,899 --> 00:43:36,060 - Ooh. [Chuckles] - I love your hair. 711 00:43:36,135 --> 00:43:40,003 - It's so... so saturated. - [Scoffs] 712 00:43:40,072 --> 00:43:42,006 - It's nothin' maJor, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 713 00:43:42,074 --> 00:43:45,703 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 714 00:43:45,778 --> 00:43:48,008 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 715 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,014 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 716 00:43:50,082 --> 00:43:52,516 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 717 00:43:52,585 --> 00:43:56,214 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, Pats. 718 00:43:56,288 --> 00:43:59,985 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 719 00:44:00,059 --> 00:44:02,926 [Boy] Wait for me! 720 00:44:02,995 --> 00:44:05,463 [Barbara] How about some tunes? 721 00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:10,901 - Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 722 00:44:10,970 --> 00:44:13,996 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 723 00:44:14,073 --> 00:44:16,007 - ####[Jazz Instrumental] - Hmm. 724 00:44:16,075 --> 00:44:18,543 So how come you asked me out? 725 00:44:18,611 --> 00:44:22,672 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 726 00:44:22,748 --> 00:44:25,376 [Laughs] You can't argue with that logic. 727 00:44:25,451 --> 00:44:29,444 - Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. - [Horn Honking] 728 00:44:29,522 --> 00:44:33,583 [Video Games Beeping] 729 00:44:33,659 --> 00:44:37,060 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 730 00:44:37,129 --> 00:44:41,065 Good evening, gentlemen. 731 00:44:41,133 --> 00:44:43,624 [Boy With Glasses] I... I love station wagons. 732 00:44:43,702 --> 00:44:46,535 You may like it, but once the Cools see that car... 733 00:44:46,605 --> 00:44:48,539 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 734 00:44:48,607 --> 00:44:53,840 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 735 00:44:53,913 --> 00:44:58,179 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 736 00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:02,653 Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 737 00:45:02,721 --> 00:45:06,054 Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 738 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:08,059 - What'd ya say? - [BigJohn] This ain't just a car, man. 739 00:45:08,127 --> 00:45:11,722 This is an unleaded love machine. 740 00:45:11,797 --> 00:45:14,766 Yeah, unleaded. [Laughs] 741 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,893 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 742 00:45:17,970 --> 00:45:21,167 - Hey, no complaints outta me. - [Laughs] 743 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,334 Yeah, those Jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 744 00:45:24,410 --> 00:45:26,344 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 745 00:45:26,412 --> 00:45:29,347 [Kenneth] I just don't get it. 746 00:45:29,415 --> 00:45:33,351 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 747 00:45:33,419 --> 00:45:35,649 [Ronald] Uh-oh. I know that look. 748 00:45:35,721 --> 00:45:37,188 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your Fire. 749 00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:39,884 Big John, nobody's into toxicwaste. 750 00:45:41,794 --> 00:45:44,627 [Laughs] Right there. 751 00:45:44,697 --> 00:45:46,460 Perfect. [Laughs] 752 00:45:46,532 --> 00:45:50,559 - [Laughing] - Gross! 753 00:45:50,636 --> 00:45:53,002 You guys are so into bodily functions! 754 00:45:53,072 --> 00:45:55,006 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 755 00:45:55,074 --> 00:45:57,042 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 756 00:45:57,109 --> 00:45:59,407 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 757 00:45:59,478 --> 00:46:02,606 Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 758 00:46:02,681 --> 00:46:04,774 All right. Hurry up. 759 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,944 Air! 760 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:10,352 - Guess what. - What? 761 00:46:10,422 --> 00:46:14,119 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 762 00:46:14,193 --> 00:46:16,161 - I am? - Yep. 763 00:46:16,228 --> 00:46:18,753 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 764 00:46:18,831 --> 00:46:21,959 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 765 00:46:22,034 --> 00:46:25,492 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 766 00:46:25,571 --> 00:46:28,335 - Sure, friend. No problem. - [Sighs] 767 00:46:28,407 --> 00:46:30,568 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 768 00:46:30,643 --> 00:46:35,444 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 769 00:46:35,514 --> 00:46:37,778 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 770 00:46:37,850 --> 00:46:40,944 I'll see you later, okay? 771 00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:43,614 Bye. 772 00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,954 [Sighs, Mutters] 773 00:46:47,026 --> 00:46:49,517 [Sighs] Dancer. 774 00:46:49,595 --> 00:46:53,725 Moves. Shit. [Sighs] 775 00:46:54,033 --> 00:46:57,833 [Chattering] 776 00:46:57,903 --> 00:46:59,996 So... how was he? 777 00:47:00,072 --> 00:47:03,007 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 778 00:47:03,075 --> 00:47:05,373 Don't worry. I will. 779 00:47:07,446 --> 00:47:11,746 [Patty's Voice] I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 780 00:47:11,817 --> 00:47:14,843 [Mutters] 781 00:47:15,921 --> 00:47:17,855 [Sighs] 782 00:47:17,923 --> 00:47:21,882 - [Man Grunting, Groaning] - [Crowd Jeering] 783 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,260 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 784 00:47:26,332 --> 00:47:29,358 - One. - [Chuckie] Mm-hmm. 785 00:47:29,435 --> 00:47:31,630 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 786 00:47:31,704 --> 00:47:34,537 - No. -Oh, Chuck, I Just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 787 00:47:34,606 --> 00:47:36,471 No. [Laughs] 788 00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:38,510 Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 789 00:47:38,577 --> 00:47:42,911 What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. 790 00:47:42,981 --> 00:47:48,817 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks. 791 00:47:48,887 --> 00:47:51,685 Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works. 792 00:47:51,757 --> 00:47:54,123 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 793 00:47:54,193 --> 00:47:57,026 Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. 794 00:47:57,096 --> 00:48:00,964 Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative. 795 00:48:01,033 --> 00:48:03,467 I'll put on Bandstand Just for you. 796 00:48:03,535 --> 00:48:05,833 - [Crowd Cheering] - My famous gourmet pop... 797 00:48:05,904 --> 00:48:08,737 - First screen shaves... - HH [Brisk Percussion] 798 00:48:08,807 --> 00:48:12,038 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 799 00:48:12,111 --> 00:48:15,740 # ###[Continues] 800 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,124 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 801 00:48:30,195 --> 00:48:34,598 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 802 00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:37,260 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 803 00:48:37,336 --> 00:48:41,796 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 804 00:48:41,874 --> 00:48:43,808 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 805 00:48:43,876 --> 00:48:45,901 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 806 00:48:45,978 --> 00:48:49,914 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 807 00:48:53,252 --> 00:48:55,277 [Door Opens, Closes] 808 00:48:55,354 --> 00:48:58,949 # ###[Continues] 809 00:49:05,731 --> 00:49:08,097 HH [Ends] 810 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:10,465 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 811 00:49:10,536 --> 00:49:12,970 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 812 00:49:13,038 --> 00:49:18,635 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 813 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:21,543 here on PBS African Cultural Hour. 814 00:49:21,613 --> 00:49:24,912 African Cultural Hour? [Laughing] 815 00:49:24,983 --> 00:49:27,918 # ###[Singer: Indistinct] 816 00:49:27,986 --> 00:49:31,080 [Girl] Ow! 817 00:49:31,156 --> 00:49:33,681 # # Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now # # 818 00:49:33,759 --> 00:49:35,693 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 819 00:49:35,761 --> 00:49:39,857 H Mm-hmm H 820 00:49:39,932 --> 00:49:41,866 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 821 00:49:41,934 --> 00:49:44,767 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 822 00:49:44,837 --> 00:49:50,241 - HOh, but she's an actress H - H Actress H 823 00:49:50,309 --> 00:49:55,372 H And I don't believe her No H 824 00:49:55,447 --> 00:49:59,315 - H But she's an actress H - H Actress H 825 00:49:59,384 --> 00:50:01,944 - H I don't believe her H - H Believe her H 826 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:06,719 # #Believe her Believe her # # 827 00:50:10,629 --> 00:50:14,030 Here you go. Thanks. 828 00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:16,397 - [Grunts] - That's a buck apiece, guys. 829 00:50:16,468 --> 00:50:19,631 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 830 00:50:19,705 --> 00:50:22,936 [Scoffs] Oh! 831 00:50:23,008 --> 00:50:28,469 [Lester Clears Throat] Come on, you guys. 832 00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:30,913 HH [Slow Tempo] 833 00:50:37,389 --> 00:50:39,983 HOh, baby H 834 00:50:40,058 --> 00:50:42,185 H You know Just what to do H 835 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:52,293 So do you work as hard off the Field as you do on? 836 00:50:52,371 --> 00:50:56,808 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 837 00:50:56,875 --> 00:50:58,900 [Laughs] 838 00:51:01,413 --> 00:51:05,850 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 839 00:51:05,918 --> 00:51:09,149 But I better check the bathrooms. 840 00:51:11,123 --> 00:51:13,785 [Whispering] One, two, three, four. 841 00:51:13,859 --> 00:51:16,089 One, two, three, four. 842 00:51:16,161 --> 00:51:19,995 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 843 00:51:21,066 --> 00:51:24,433 [Applause, Cheering] 844 00:51:24,503 --> 00:51:28,030 - Let's mingle. - [Boy] Look, it's the nerd herd. 845 00:51:28,106 --> 00:51:30,233 [Crowd Chattering] 846 00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:35,075 [Boy Laughs] 847 00:51:35,147 --> 00:51:37,615 - Whoo! - [Chattering] 848 00:51:37,683 --> 00:51:41,779 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 849 00:51:41,853 --> 00:51:43,787 # ###[Upbeat] 850 00:51:43,855 --> 00:51:48,622 [Cheering] 851 00:51:48,694 --> 00:51:51,424 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 852 00:51:51,496 --> 00:51:53,691 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 853 00:51:53,765 --> 00:51:56,199 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 854 00:51:56,268 --> 00:51:59,601 - Let's dance! - [Squeals] Wait for me! 855 00:52:01,673 --> 00:52:03,607 All right! 856 00:52:06,411 --> 00:52:10,871 H Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone H 857 00:52:10,949 --> 00:52:13,247 Whoo! 858 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:19,513 # #I've been living all my life # # 859 00:52:19,591 --> 00:52:23,584 # # To meet a girl like you # # 860 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:26,654 # #I could touch you really nice # # 861 00:52:26,732 --> 00:52:31,294 H While the Fire came in the room H 862 00:52:31,370 --> 00:52:33,361 H All night, all night H 863 00:52:33,438 --> 00:52:38,000 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 864 00:52:38,076 --> 00:52:42,103 # #All night, all night # # 865 00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:45,616 # #Baby loves it all night # # 866 00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:49,882 H Angel in the light H 867 00:52:49,955 --> 00:52:53,618 H Dancin' right beside me H 868 00:52:54,926 --> 00:52:57,360 That's bizarre. 869 00:52:57,429 --> 00:52:59,659 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 870 00:52:59,731 --> 00:53:02,791 # #So strong# # 871 00:53:04,369 --> 00:53:08,305 - ##I've been waiting all my life ## - [Squeals] 872 00:53:08,373 --> 00:53:12,434 # # Wanting a girl like you # # 873 00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:16,345 # #I could touch you many nights # # 874 00:53:16,415 --> 00:53:19,407 - ## While fire surrounds the moon ## - [Laughs] 875 00:53:19,484 --> 00:53:23,045 # #All night, all night # # 876 00:53:23,121 --> 00:53:25,419 H Baby loves it all night H 877 00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,857 - [Squeals] - [Girl] Try it! 878 00:53:28,927 --> 00:53:30,861 H All night, all night H 879 00:53:30,929 --> 00:53:34,092 H Baby loves it all night H 880 00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:38,569 # #Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh # # 881 00:53:38,637 --> 00:53:41,299 Hey! Yo! 882 00:53:42,374 --> 00:53:44,308 [Shouting] 883 00:53:44,376 --> 00:53:46,901 [Girl] Yeah! 884 00:53:48,013 --> 00:53:50,811 Whoo! 885 00:53:53,485 --> 00:53:55,009 - [Laughing] - Yeah! 886 00:53:55,087 --> 00:53:57,021 Ow! 887 00:53:57,089 --> 00:54:01,082 # # While fire surrounds the moon # # 888 00:54:03,929 --> 00:54:07,865 - Hey! - [Together] It's the African anteater ritual! 889 00:54:09,601 --> 00:54:11,535 [Shouting] 890 00:54:13,805 --> 00:54:16,000 All right! 891 00:54:19,444 --> 00:54:21,378 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 892 00:54:21,446 --> 00:54:23,380 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 893 00:54:23,448 --> 00:54:25,416 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 894 00:54:25,484 --> 00:54:27,975 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 895 00:54:28,053 --> 00:54:30,021 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 896 00:54:30,088 --> 00:54:33,785 - Paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 897 00:54:33,859 --> 00:54:35,793 [Laughs] 898 00:54:35,861 --> 00:54:38,489 - Cind, babe! - [Woman] Here you go. 899 00:54:38,563 --> 00:54:41,657 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe. 900 00:54:41,733 --> 00:54:43,928 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then Just say it! 901 00:54:44,002 --> 00:54:46,402 Why don't you get tranquil? I was Just tryin' to be friendly. 902 00:54:46,404 --> 00:54:48,338 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 903 00:54:48,406 --> 00:54:51,773 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 904 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:55,006 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 905 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,810 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 906 00:54:57,883 --> 00:55:01,512 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 907 00:55:01,586 --> 00:55:06,614 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 908 00:55:06,691 --> 00:55:09,159 There's a difference? 909 00:55:11,663 --> 00:55:14,928 [Scoffs, Sighs] 910 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,934 [Crickets Chirping] 911 00:55:19,771 --> 00:55:24,640 # # Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand # # 912 00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:28,178 # #Ahhh # # 913 00:55:28,246 --> 00:55:30,874 [Sighs] Alone at last. 914 00:55:30,949 --> 00:55:33,213 # #French kissin' in the U. S. A.# # 915 00:55:33,285 --> 00:55:35,412 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 916 00:55:36,488 --> 00:55:38,854 You're awfully far away. 917 00:55:38,924 --> 00:55:42,792 - I'm sorry. - [Giggles] 918 00:55:44,529 --> 00:55:47,123 So, tell me... 919 00:55:47,199 --> 00:55:50,691 are, um... are you into long-distance relationships? 920 00:55:50,769 --> 00:55:53,636 - No. - No? [Laughs] 921 00:55:53,705 --> 00:55:57,232 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 922 00:55:57,309 --> 00:56:00,472 - Hello. - [Laughs] 923 00:56:00,545 --> 00:56:05,482 I happen to know that in the whole school... 924 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:09,680 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 925 00:56:09,754 --> 00:56:12,222 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 926 00:56:12,290 --> 00:56:14,383 And this is it. 927 00:56:14,459 --> 00:56:18,156 Yep! That's it. 928 00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:21,563 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 929 00:56:21,633 --> 00:56:24,898 Well, my parents do have cable. 930 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:26,904 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 931 00:56:26,972 --> 00:56:30,669 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 932 00:56:30,742 --> 00:56:34,769 Oh! [Laughs] Wow! I can't believe this. 933 00:56:34,846 --> 00:56:39,943 - Oh, God! [Laughs] - [Laughs] 934 00:56:40,018 --> 00:56:42,248 [Scratching Sound] 935 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,552 Seventeen years, three months and Five days. 936 00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:50,584 That's a long time to wait for some tit. [Laughs] 937 00:56:50,662 --> 00:56:52,994 - [Projector Whirring] - [Man] Without an atmosphere... 938 00:56:53,064 --> 00:56:55,294 the Earth would be a far different place. 939 00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:57,631 It might look like the moon. 940 00:56:57,702 --> 00:57:03,072 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 941 00:57:03,141 --> 00:57:06,474 But it provided one very important piece of information. 942 00:57:06,544 --> 00:57:09,138 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 943 00:57:09,214 --> 00:57:13,150 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 944 00:57:13,218 --> 00:57:17,484 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 945 00:57:17,555 --> 00:57:20,991 We know nowthat the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 946 00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:24,927 were heavily bombarded in their first billion years. 947 00:57:24,996 --> 00:57:27,931 - Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... - [Muttering] 948 00:57:27,999 --> 00:57:31,230 This bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk... 949 00:57:31,503 --> 00:57:33,994 You got it there, son? 950 00:57:34,072 --> 00:57:37,098 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 951 00:57:37,175 --> 00:57:39,507 Nowthe police are really crackin'down this year. 952 00:57:39,577 --> 00:57:42,637 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 953 00:57:42,714 --> 00:57:44,648 - [Horn Honks] - See ya. 954 00:57:44,716 --> 00:57:48,152 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 955 00:57:50,188 --> 00:57:52,247 [Ricky] Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 956 00:57:52,324 --> 00:57:55,851 - Yeah. - rotten eggs and the piece de resistance. 957 00:57:55,927 --> 00:57:59,454 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 958 00:57:59,531 --> 00:58:02,694 No, doggy doo. But it's Just as efFicient, bro. Here, sniff. 959 00:58:02,767 --> 00:58:06,259 - Ah, sniff this... God! - [BigJohn] Hey, Ronnie. 960 00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:08,670 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 961 00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:10,731 Ah, dig, classic, man. 962 00:58:10,809 --> 00:58:14,267 We have done the same house four years in a row. 963 00:58:14,346 --> 00:58:17,713 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 964 00:58:17,782 --> 00:58:20,546 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 965 00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:24,554 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 966 00:58:25,957 --> 00:58:28,892 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 967 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,894 [Together] Yes, sir! 968 00:58:39,938 --> 00:58:43,135 [Dog Barking In The Distance] 969 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:46,075 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 970 00:58:46,144 --> 00:58:49,773 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty. 971 00:58:49,848 --> 00:58:52,942 - You've had him two weeks... - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 972 00:58:53,018 --> 00:58:56,385 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 973 00:58:56,454 --> 00:58:58,513 you still have Bobby. 974 00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:02,651 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 975 00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:07,187 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 976 00:59:07,265 --> 00:59:10,701 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 977 00:59:10,769 --> 00:59:13,465 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 978 00:59:13,538 --> 00:59:15,506 would be draped all over him like a cheap... 979 00:59:15,573 --> 00:59:20,135 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 980 00:59:20,211 --> 00:59:22,907 Good. 981 00:59:22,981 --> 00:59:27,315 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 982 00:59:27,385 --> 00:59:31,321 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 983 00:59:31,389 --> 00:59:33,380 Oh. [Exhales] 984 00:59:36,064 --> 00:59:40,262 - [Laughter] - [BigJohn] Shh! 985 00:59:40,334 --> 00:59:42,268 Shh! Shh! 986 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:45,271 - You're sick! - There's the target. 987 00:59:45,339 --> 00:59:47,034 All right. 988 00:59:48,843 --> 00:59:51,505 Oh, shit. Y-You know... I know a better house. 989 00:59:51,579 --> 00:59:55,777 - It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year. 990 00:59:55,850 --> 00:59:58,614 Our last mission. 991 00:59:58,686 --> 01:00:00,950 [Exhales] The Final shitbomb. 992 01:00:01,022 --> 01:00:03,923 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 993 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:19,529 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 994 01:00:19,607 --> 01:00:21,973 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 995 01:00:22,043 --> 01:00:24,443 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 996 01:00:24,512 --> 01:00:27,481 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 997 01:00:32,386 --> 01:00:34,479 I don't want to do this! 998 01:00:40,294 --> 01:00:42,421 - [Laughs] - [Grunts] 999 01:00:42,497 --> 01:00:46,263 - [Gasps] - [Laughing] 1000 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:49,064 [Laughs] 1001 01:00:49,137 --> 01:00:50,832 Do it now! [Grunts] 1002 01:00:50,905 --> 01:00:53,271 - Come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 1003 01:00:53,341 --> 01:00:55,866 - Throw it! - Come on. Throw it! 1004 01:00:55,943 --> 01:00:58,070 - Come on! - [Whispers] Shit. 1005 01:00:59,213 --> 01:01:01,773 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 1006 01:01:02,917 --> 01:01:06,080 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 1007 01:01:06,154 --> 01:01:08,019 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 1008 01:01:08,089 --> 01:01:11,058 - [Grunts] - [Ricky] Come on, BigJohn! Keep him down! 1009 01:01:15,096 --> 01:01:17,860 [Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on! 1010 01:01:17,932 --> 01:01:20,867 Get the hell out of there! 1011 01:01:20,935 --> 01:01:24,803 - Come on, John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 1012 01:01:24,872 --> 01:01:27,238 You hold the little bastard! 1013 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:31,039 [Ricky] Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 1014 01:01:31,112 --> 01:01:33,774 There must've been a hole in the net. 1015 01:01:33,848 --> 01:01:37,579 - We'll get 'em next year. - [Engine Starting] 1016 01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:39,847 I don't think he'll be back. 1017 01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:43,413 [Truck Speeds Away] 1018 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:48,056 This is a Fine-looking bird, Judy. 1019 01:01:48,129 --> 01:01:51,860 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 1020 01:01:53,401 --> 01:01:54,959 Ronald. 1021 01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:57,163 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1022 01:01:58,606 --> 01:02:01,837 Let's see yours, sibling. 1023 01:02:03,377 --> 01:02:05,902 Ahh... I didn't get mine yet. 1024 01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:08,676 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 1025 01:02:08,749 --> 01:02:11,650 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 1026 01:02:11,719 --> 01:02:15,280 - I did not get mine yet! - [Mom] Relax. 1027 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,654 There's no reason to raise your voice. 1028 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,926 Back to nursery school. 1029 01:02:25,399 --> 01:02:28,391 - Look, these are my friends, okay? - [Pulls Parking Brake] 1030 01:02:28,469 --> 01:02:31,700 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1031 01:02:31,772 --> 01:02:35,264 - What? - Read my lips. 1032 01:02:35,343 --> 01:02:39,006 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1033 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:49,717 Two C's, three B's and one "A." 1034 01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:52,054 Outstanding, son! 1035 01:02:52,126 --> 01:02:54,617 MaJor improvement, Chuckie. 1036 01:02:54,695 --> 01:02:57,596 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 1037 01:02:57,665 --> 01:03:00,327 I've been getting straightA's since birth. 1038 01:03:00,401 --> 01:03:02,835 - So? - So! 1039 01:03:02,903 --> 01:03:06,339 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 1040 01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:10,207 - Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. - And I didn't! 1041 01:03:10,278 --> 01:03:14,476 - It's Just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 1042 01:03:14,548 --> 01:03:17,051 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, 1043 01:03:17,052 --> 01:03:19,247 and what do you do every time you see him? 1044 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,254 You give him money. 1045 01:03:21,322 --> 01:03:23,381 Great. 1046 01:03:24,325 --> 01:03:27,954 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 1047 01:03:28,029 --> 01:03:31,055 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 1048 01:03:33,701 --> 01:03:35,999 Here's your shake. 1049 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:43,973 I said thick! This isn't thick! 1050 01:03:44,045 --> 01:03:48,141 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 1051 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,220 Looks thick to me. 1052 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:56,256 No! 1053 01:04:02,196 --> 01:04:05,029 [Together] What are you doing home? [Laughs] 1054 01:04:05,099 --> 01:04:07,624 I thought you had a date with Rock. 1055 01:04:07,702 --> 01:04:12,730 Well... I Figured I had enough turkey for one day. 1056 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:14,798 - Me too. - Tsk. 1057 01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:16,809 There's a good movie on TV. 1058 01:04:16,877 --> 01:04:18,811 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1059 01:04:18,879 --> 01:04:21,973 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 1060 01:04:22,049 --> 01:04:24,711 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 1061 01:04:27,121 --> 01:04:29,282 Hey, Kenneth! 1062 01:04:29,357 --> 01:04:32,258 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 1063 01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:34,294 Will you talk to me? Damn it! 1064 01:04:35,796 --> 01:04:38,629 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 1065 01:04:38,699 --> 01:04:41,031 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 1066 01:04:41,102 --> 01:04:44,003 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 1067 01:04:44,071 --> 01:04:46,733 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah! 1068 01:04:46,807 --> 01:04:49,640 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 1069 01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:51,678 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 1070 01:04:51,746 --> 01:04:53,771 We have a lot of fun. 1071 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:57,579 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 1072 01:04:57,651 --> 01:05:00,518 Get it! 1073 01:05:02,423 --> 01:05:05,119 [Cindy] Hey. Hi. 1074 01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:08,650 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 1075 01:05:08,729 --> 01:05:12,426 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 1076 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,335 Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime 1077 01:05:15,336 --> 01:05:18,666 you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 1078 01:05:18,739 --> 01:05:22,038 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 1079 01:05:24,078 --> 01:05:27,809 I wrote a new poem. It's called "Broken Moon." 1080 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:31,318 - Um, it starts... - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 1081 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:33,444 I wrote it for you. 1082 01:05:33,521 --> 01:05:36,718 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 1083 01:05:36,791 --> 01:05:39,191 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 1084 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:42,491 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 1085 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:45,657 Looks like you're the only one. 1086 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:47,963 Who? Iris? 1087 01:05:48,035 --> 01:05:52,529 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1088 01:05:52,606 --> 01:05:54,665 [Sighs] 1089 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,905 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 1090 01:06:01,816 --> 01:06:03,750 Cindy! 1091 01:06:05,853 --> 01:06:09,152 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 1092 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:12,256 [Motorcycle Approaching, Horn Beeping] 1093 01:06:16,096 --> 01:06:20,032 - ####[RockAnd Roll] - [BigJohn] Happy New Year, pal. 1094 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,034 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 1095 01:06:22,102 --> 01:06:24,900 - Clark County! - Big John! 1096 01:06:24,972 --> 01:06:29,534 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 1097 01:06:29,610 --> 01:06:32,511 God, you're an asshole, man. 1098 01:06:35,749 --> 01:06:39,651 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 1099 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,814 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 1100 01:06:42,890 --> 01:06:47,623 - Great outFit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 1101 01:06:47,695 --> 01:06:53,031 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple: me and my outFit. 1102 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:56,729 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 1103 01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,999 You must really miss him. 1104 01:07:01,675 --> 01:07:07,307 I've learned to appreciate the Finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. 1105 01:07:07,381 --> 01:07:10,942 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 1106 01:07:11,018 --> 01:07:13,748 [Coughs] Very classy. 1107 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:18,155 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 1108 01:07:18,225 --> 01:07:21,126 [Moaning] 1109 01:07:22,196 --> 01:07:25,859 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1110 01:07:25,933 --> 01:07:30,597 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 1111 01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:41,204 Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 1112 01:07:41,282 --> 01:07:44,683 - [Laughing] - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 1113 01:07:44,752 --> 01:07:49,018 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - Close it, please! 1114 01:07:49,089 --> 01:07:51,216 Geez! 1115 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:54,125 [Iris] Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 1116 01:07:54,194 --> 01:07:56,355 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1117 01:07:56,430 --> 01:08:01,333 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now. 1118 01:08:01,402 --> 01:08:04,860 [Ronald] Oh... I'm it, and that's why you're with me. 1119 01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:08,274 Oh. 1120 01:08:08,342 --> 01:08:11,140 No. You won't respect me. 1121 01:08:11,211 --> 01:08:14,271 I respect you. Immensely. 1122 01:08:14,348 --> 01:08:17,374 And intensely. 1123 01:08:17,451 --> 01:08:20,318 - [Moans] You do? - I do. 1124 01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:25,324 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me... 1125 01:08:25,392 --> 01:08:27,326 "in your arms... 1126 01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:30,295 "in a sea of deep blue... 1127 01:08:30,364 --> 01:08:33,390 "together at last, together... 1128 01:08:33,467 --> 01:08:36,129 - as two." - [Iris] Oh, Ronnie. 1129 01:08:36,203 --> 01:08:40,401 # ###[New Wave Rock] 1130 01:08:41,842 --> 01:08:44,572 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1131 01:08:44,645 --> 01:08:49,048 # #From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go # # 1132 01:08:49,116 --> 01:08:53,212 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of Fine wines. 1133 01:08:53,287 --> 01:08:56,552 No shit? Are you new here? 1134 01:08:56,624 --> 01:08:59,354 Uh-huh. I Just transferred. 1135 01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:01,360 Mmm. 1136 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:03,362 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1137 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:05,921 # #And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh # # 1138 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,230 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1139 01:09:08,302 --> 01:09:12,068 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1140 01:09:12,139 --> 01:09:15,108 [BigJohn] Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew. 1141 01:09:15,175 --> 01:09:17,109 # #Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh # # 1142 01:09:17,177 --> 01:09:20,977 To true friends... and a wild lady. 1143 01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:24,950 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1144 01:09:25,019 --> 01:09:27,681 # #But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by # # 1145 01:09:27,755 --> 01:09:29,882 Check it out, Bobby. 1146 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:34,053 # #So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think # # 1147 01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:38,588 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1148 01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:41,430 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1149 01:09:41,502 --> 01:09:44,300 [Quinton] Oh, you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1150 01:09:44,371 --> 01:09:45,861 # #Dancin' with myself # # 1151 01:09:45,939 --> 01:09:49,875 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1152 01:09:49,943 --> 01:09:53,071 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1153 01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:57,277 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1154 01:09:57,351 --> 01:10:01,344 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1155 01:10:01,422 --> 01:10:03,947 # #Ooohhhh... Ooowwww # # 1156 01:10:04,024 --> 01:10:06,788 Come on. I don't buy it. 1157 01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:09,420 Cindy? 1158 01:10:09,496 --> 01:10:11,896 Hey, no freakin' way! 1159 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:18,066 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1160 01:10:18,138 --> 01:10:20,436 or I'll kill you. 1161 01:10:23,977 --> 01:10:27,606 # # Well, I looked all over the world # # 1162 01:10:27,681 --> 01:10:30,980 # #And there's every type of girl # # 1163 01:10:31,051 --> 01:10:32,985 Bobby! 1164 01:10:33,053 --> 01:10:36,921 # #Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink # # 1165 01:10:36,990 --> 01:10:39,584 Hi! How are you? 1166 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:42,322 # # 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance...# # 1167 01:10:42,396 --> 01:10:45,661 [Laughing] 1168 01:10:45,733 --> 01:10:47,667 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1169 01:10:47,735 --> 01:10:51,136 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1170 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,696 [Bobby] He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1171 01:10:53,774 --> 01:10:56,641 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1172 01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,940 [Laughing] 1173 01:10:59,012 --> 01:11:01,378 - [Cindy] Listen! - [Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it! 1174 01:11:01,448 --> 01:11:03,507 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1175 01:11:03,584 --> 01:11:05,552 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1176 01:11:05,619 --> 01:11:08,554 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1177 01:11:08,622 --> 01:11:10,749 # #Oh, oh, oh-ohh # # 1178 01:11:10,824 --> 01:11:13,520 - ##Oh, oh, oh-ohh ## - You! 1179 01:11:13,594 --> 01:11:15,585 # #Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself # # 1180 01:11:15,662 --> 01:11:19,063 # #Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat...### # 1181 01:11:19,133 --> 01:11:21,897 [Record Scratches, Music Stops] 1182 01:11:21,969 --> 01:11:23,368 You! 1183 01:11:25,405 --> 01:11:28,499 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1184 01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:33,740 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1185 01:11:33,814 --> 01:11:39,650 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1186 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,712 What a deal, huh? 1187 01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:47,124 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1188 01:11:48,562 --> 01:11:50,894 Oh, God. He bought me. 1189 01:11:50,964 --> 01:11:54,024 And he bought all of you. 1190 01:11:55,135 --> 01:11:59,333 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1191 01:11:59,406 --> 01:12:04,036 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1192 01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:07,911 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1193 01:12:07,981 --> 01:12:10,950 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1194 01:12:11,018 --> 01:12:15,045 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1195 01:12:17,257 --> 01:12:21,557 The dance. That stupid dance! 1196 01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:25,086 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1197 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,425 I mean, at least I got... 1198 01:12:28,502 --> 01:12:30,800 At least I got paid. 1199 01:12:31,638 --> 01:12:33,572 Come on. 1200 01:12:38,212 --> 01:12:41,010 Ricky? John? 1201 01:12:42,282 --> 01:12:44,546 [Clears Throat] 1202 01:12:50,190 --> 01:12:53,284 Get out of my house. 1203 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:57,592 Uh... Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1204 01:12:57,664 --> 01:12:59,598 Everything is cool, really. 1205 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:02,396 [Coughs] Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1206 01:13:02,469 --> 01:13:06,337 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1207 01:13:10,644 --> 01:13:12,669 You ready to go? 1208 01:13:12,746 --> 01:13:13,906 [Clears Throat] 1209 01:13:13,981 --> 01:13:16,711 - Um... I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1210 01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:18,978 I don't know what you're talking about. 1211 01:13:21,255 --> 01:13:23,655 Happy New Year. 1212 01:13:23,724 --> 01:13:26,852 # ###[Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne"] 1213 01:13:37,905 --> 01:13:41,033 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1214 01:13:54,354 --> 01:13:57,482 # ###[Dance Music] 1215 01:14:17,511 --> 01:14:20,810 [Sobbing] 1216 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:27,250 [Chattering] 1217 01:14:27,321 --> 01:14:30,119 # ###[Low Rock] 1218 01:14:36,964 --> 01:14:39,023 All right. 1219 01:14:57,384 --> 01:15:01,320 [Girl] Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways... 1220 01:15:10,263 --> 01:15:13,130 [Chattering] 1221 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:40,153 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1222 01:15:40,227 --> 01:15:43,128 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1223 01:15:43,196 --> 01:15:47,189 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1224 01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:52,468 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1225 01:15:52,539 --> 01:15:54,700 Look at that. He's been banished! 1226 01:15:54,775 --> 01:15:56,834 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind... 1227 01:15:56,910 --> 01:15:59,572 Our kind? Their kind? That's B. S. 1228 01:15:59,646 --> 01:16:04,174 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1229 01:16:04,251 --> 01:16:07,914 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1230 01:16:07,988 --> 01:16:10,013 - isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1231 01:16:11,491 --> 01:16:14,688 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1232 01:16:15,429 --> 01:16:17,363 Incoming! 1233 01:16:20,934 --> 01:16:24,165 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1234 01:16:30,844 --> 01:16:33,312 [Laughing] 1235 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:37,840 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1236 01:16:37,918 --> 01:16:41,012 [Laughter] 1237 01:16:50,497 --> 01:16:52,624 Incoming! 1238 01:16:56,570 --> 01:17:00,165 [Laughs] It's the nerd-mobile. 1239 01:17:01,608 --> 01:17:04,236 [Patty] Yeah, right... on automatic pilot. 1240 01:17:04,311 --> 01:17:07,246 [Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1241 01:17:07,314 --> 01:17:09,339 in the spaz-mobile. 1242 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,905 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I 1243 01:17:11,906 --> 01:17:14,820 knew got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1244 01:17:20,961 --> 01:17:24,158 - [Whirring] - [Chattering] 1245 01:17:32,472 --> 01:17:34,667 [Boy #1] Okay, this is my high score. 1246 01:17:34,741 --> 01:17:36,606 [Boy #2] Dave, you can beat me! 1247 01:17:36,676 --> 01:17:38,667 [Laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1248 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,981 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1249 01:17:50,357 --> 01:17:53,349 You think this is easy for me? 1250 01:17:55,529 --> 01:18:01,297 [Exhales] I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1251 01:18:01,368 --> 01:18:05,236 But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1252 01:18:06,907 --> 01:18:09,171 Aaah! 1253 01:18:09,242 --> 01:18:12,575 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1254 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,136 Go... 1255 01:18:14,214 --> 01:18:17,377 - Kenneth... - You shit on my house! 1256 01:18:21,755 --> 01:18:23,848 You shit on my house. 1257 01:18:23,924 --> 01:18:26,085 I know, Kenneth. 1258 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:30,220 [Sobbing] I know. 1259 01:18:38,171 --> 01:18:42,471 The quizwill cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1260 01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:45,340 to the spinalis thoracis. 1261 01:18:45,412 --> 01:18:46,360 - [Cheerleaders] T... U... C... - It will consist of 1262 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,815 15 multiple choices and five mini-essays. 1263 01:18:49,883 --> 01:18:52,784 - S... O... N. - Your score will then account... 1264 01:18:52,852 --> 01:18:56,185 - T... U... C... S... O... N. - for 20% of your final grade. 1265 01:18:56,256 --> 01:18:58,190 Good luck. 1266 01:18:58,258 --> 01:19:01,557 [Chattering] 1267 01:19:03,496 --> 01:19:05,589 Hi, Cindy. 1268 01:19:12,639 --> 01:19:16,234 [School Bell Dinging] 1269 01:19:35,595 --> 01:19:38,689 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1270 01:19:38,765 --> 01:19:41,791 But I have to talk to you. 1271 01:19:41,868 --> 01:19:45,634 I realize what a Jerk I became. 1272 01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:52,204 All I ever did was think about you, 1273 01:19:52,279 --> 01:19:55,908 dream about being part of your life. 1274 01:19:55,982 --> 01:19:57,916 [Exhales] 1275 01:19:58,985 --> 01:20:01,453 And then I got that stupid idea. 1276 01:20:01,521 --> 01:20:04,183 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1277 01:20:04,257 --> 01:20:06,225 [Toilet Flushes] 1278 01:20:07,661 --> 01:20:13,099 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1279 01:20:13,166 --> 01:20:15,396 - You morally depraved psycho! - [Ronald] Ow! 1280 01:20:15,468 --> 01:20:18,528 Detention... one month! 1281 01:20:19,906 --> 01:20:22,431 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1282 01:20:22,509 --> 01:20:24,443 Thanks. 1283 01:20:30,884 --> 01:20:33,978 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1284 01:20:34,054 --> 01:20:38,388 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1285 01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,127 Chuckie Miller, right? 1286 01:20:41,194 --> 01:20:44,288 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1287 01:20:44,364 --> 01:20:47,527 Boy? I see no boy here! 1288 01:20:49,736 --> 01:20:52,705 [Coughs] 1289 01:20:52,772 --> 01:20:54,797 You think you shut me up? 1290 01:20:54,874 --> 01:20:58,002 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1291 01:21:00,213 --> 01:21:03,410 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1292 01:21:06,453 --> 01:21:11,015 [Whispering Calculations] 1293 01:21:19,899 --> 01:21:22,561 - [Knocking] - [Mom] Cynthia? 1294 01:21:22,635 --> 01:21:24,796 [Knocking Continues] 1295 01:21:24,871 --> 01:21:27,704 Cindy? 1296 01:21:27,774 --> 01:21:31,141 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1297 01:21:31,211 --> 01:21:33,645 [Sighs] 1298 01:21:33,713 --> 01:21:35,977 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1299 01:21:36,049 --> 01:21:41,009 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1300 01:21:44,724 --> 01:21:48,524 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1301 01:21:48,595 --> 01:21:51,689 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named... 1302 01:21:51,765 --> 01:21:53,699 Ronald, is that you? 1303 01:21:53,767 --> 01:21:56,361 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1304 01:21:56,436 --> 01:22:00,133 Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1305 01:22:00,206 --> 01:22:02,140 [Exhales] 1306 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,676 Mom, what'd he say? 1307 01:22:04,744 --> 01:22:06,678 First, he's a geek. 1308 01:22:06,746 --> 01:22:10,682 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1309 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,684 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1310 01:22:12,752 --> 01:22:16,552 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1311 01:22:16,623 --> 01:22:20,719 Who says? Hmm? 1312 01:22:22,929 --> 01:22:24,988 [Lawn Mower Engine Whirring] 1313 01:22:33,039 --> 01:22:37,703 - ####[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] - [Lawn Mower Engine Continues] 1314 01:22:44,984 --> 01:22:47,043 Oh, my God! 1315 01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:50,055 Pow! 1316 01:22:51,691 --> 01:22:53,625 [Cindy] Would you stop it? 1317 01:22:53,693 --> 01:22:55,752 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1318 01:22:55,829 --> 01:22:58,855 Listen, all right? Hold on! Just turn it off! 1319 01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:03,335 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1320 01:23:03,403 --> 01:23:05,496 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1321 01:23:05,572 --> 01:23:07,506 - [Panting] I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1322 01:23:07,574 --> 01:23:10,008 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1323 01:23:10,076 --> 01:23:13,102 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1324 01:23:13,179 --> 01:23:16,671 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1325 01:23:16,749 --> 01:23:19,513 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1326 01:23:21,454 --> 01:23:26,949 Cindy, Just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1327 01:23:29,629 --> 01:23:33,326 Oh! You t... You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1328 01:23:35,034 --> 01:23:40,666 But see... I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality. 1329 01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:44,938 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1330 01:23:47,046 --> 01:23:51,608 And then, when I Finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1331 01:23:53,353 --> 01:23:57,551 Cindy... Oh, Cindy. 1332 01:23:57,624 --> 01:24:01,082 I was Just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1333 01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:06,496 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1334 01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:09,634 [Exhales] 1335 01:24:11,738 --> 01:24:13,672 Okay. 1336 01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:16,732 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1337 01:24:16,809 --> 01:24:19,403 I'll come back at 11:00. 1338 01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:26,111 I'll be washing my hair... out of the country. 1339 01:24:26,185 --> 01:24:28,153 That's my favorite one. 1340 01:24:28,221 --> 01:24:30,655 [Laughs Weakly] 1341 01:24:34,294 --> 01:24:37,320 [Starts, Stops Lawn Mower] 1342 01:24:37,397 --> 01:24:40,298 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1343 01:24:46,773 --> 01:24:48,968 [Sighs] Is that right? 1344 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,533 - Good Job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1345 01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:01,482 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1346 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:04,284 Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way! 1347 01:25:04,357 --> 01:25:07,656 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1348 01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:11,823 - No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. - Okay. 1349 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:15,664 Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1350 01:25:15,735 --> 01:25:18,863 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1351 01:25:18,938 --> 01:25:21,168 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1352 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,174 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1353 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,970 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1354 01:25:27,046 --> 01:25:30,277 - Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math. 1355 01:25:30,350 --> 01:25:33,513 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1356 01:25:33,586 --> 01:25:35,876 You better get back to your own side, or I'm 1357 01:25:35,877 --> 01:25:38,523 gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1358 01:25:38,591 --> 01:25:41,856 Would you guys do something? 1359 01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:50,167 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1360 01:25:50,236 --> 01:25:53,000 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1361 01:25:53,072 --> 01:25:55,006 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1362 01:25:55,074 --> 01:25:57,736 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1363 01:25:57,810 --> 01:26:00,404 Let go. 1364 01:26:01,748 --> 01:26:04,581 Now! 1365 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:11,181 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1366 01:26:11,257 --> 01:26:15,091 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1367 01:26:15,161 --> 01:26:20,428 and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way. 1368 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:24,061 We were all friends then, remember? 1369 01:26:24,137 --> 01:26:26,731 And now you want to end his life... 1370 01:26:26,806 --> 01:26:30,537 because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1371 01:26:30,610 --> 01:26:35,240 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1372 01:26:35,314 --> 01:26:39,683 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1373 01:26:39,752 --> 01:26:42,653 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1374 01:26:42,722 --> 01:26:46,522 But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody. 1375 01:26:47,794 --> 01:26:52,231 He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1376 01:26:52,298 --> 01:26:55,961 Cools, nerds, your side, my side. 1377 01:26:56,035 --> 01:27:00,597 Man, it's all bullshit. It's Just tough enough to be yourself. 1378 01:27:10,650 --> 01:27:12,948 It's all right. 1379 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:29,194 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1380 01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:48,084 [Cheers, Applause] 1381 01:28:23,823 --> 01:28:26,758 [Engine Off] 1382 01:28:29,028 --> 01:28:31,690 This should cover it. 1383 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:45,267 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1384 01:28:45,344 --> 01:28:47,676 Yeah, me too. 1385 01:28:47,747 --> 01:28:49,681 [Car Horn Honking] 1386 01:28:49,749 --> 01:28:51,876 [Patty] You ready? 1387 01:28:51,951 --> 01:28:53,885 Come on. Let's go. 1388 01:28:53,953 --> 01:28:55,944 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1389 01:28:56,022 --> 01:28:57,956 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1390 01:28:59,692 --> 01:29:02,786 [Chattering] 1391 01:29:18,277 --> 01:29:20,302 Hi, Ronnie. 1392 01:29:27,019 --> 01:29:30,921 - All right! Take a chance! - Whoo-hoo! 1393 01:29:49,642 --> 01:29:52,270 [Cindy] Ronald! 1394 01:29:53,312 --> 01:29:55,246 Ronald! 1395 01:29:58,718 --> 01:30:01,152 - Go for it! - Donald! 1396 01:30:03,522 --> 01:30:06,548 [Laughing] 1397 01:30:07,593 --> 01:30:09,686 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1398 01:30:09,762 --> 01:30:11,992 - [Laughing] - Whoo! 1399 01:30:12,064 --> 01:30:14,555 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1400 01:30:14,634 --> 01:30:17,432 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1401 01:30:17,503 --> 01:30:20,165 Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me? 1402 01:30:20,239 --> 01:30:23,606 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1403 01:30:23,676 --> 01:30:25,906 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1404 01:30:25,978 --> 01:30:29,141 - Oh, it's a must. - DeFinitely. [Laughs] 1405 01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:32,548 # #Can't buy me love # # 1406 01:30:32,618 --> 01:30:34,552 # #Love # # 1407 01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:37,953 # #Can't buy me love # # 1408 01:30:38,024 --> 01:30:40,652 # #I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend # # 1409 01:30:40,726 --> 01:30:43,456 # #If it makes you feel all right # # 1410 01:30:43,529 --> 01:30:46,020 # #I'll get you anything my friend # # 1411 01:30:46,098 --> 01:30:48,965 # #If it makes you feel all right # # 1412 01:30:49,035 --> 01:30:51,731 # # 'Cause I don't care too much for money # # 1413 01:30:51,804 --> 01:30:54,432 # #Money can't buy me love # # 1414 01:30:54,507 --> 01:30:57,067 # #I'll give you all I've got to give # # 1415 01:30:57,143 --> 01:31:00,010 # #If you say you'll love me too # # 1416 01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:02,513 # #I may not have a lot to give # # 1417 01:31:02,581 --> 01:31:05,573 # #But what I got I'll give to you # # 1418 01:31:05,651 --> 01:31:08,381 # #I don't care too much for money # # 1419 01:31:08,454 --> 01:31:10,388 # #Money can't buy me love # # 1420 01:31:10,456 --> 01:31:13,823 # #Can't buy me love # # 1421 01:31:13,893 --> 01:31:15,827 # #Everybody tells me so # # 1422 01:31:15,895 --> 01:31:19,626 # #Can't buy me love # # 1423 01:31:19,699 --> 01:31:22,361 # #No, no, no... no # # 1424 01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:25,199 # #Say you don't need no diamond rings # # 1425 01:31:25,271 --> 01:31:28,069 # #And I'll be satisfied # # 1426 01:31:28,140 --> 01:31:30,802 # # Tell me that you want the kind of things # # 1427 01:31:30,876 --> 01:31:33,674 # # That money just can't buy # # 1428 01:31:33,746 --> 01:31:36,613 # #I don't care too much for money # # 1429 01:31:36,682 --> 01:31:39,344 # #Money can't buy me love # # 1430 01:31:39,418 --> 01:31:41,477 # #Owwww # # 1431 01:31:56,769 --> 01:32:00,398 # #Can't buy me love # # 1432 01:32:00,473 --> 01:32:02,407 # #Everybody tells me so # # 1433 01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:06,002 # #Can't buy me love # # 1434 01:32:06,078 --> 01:32:08,740 # #No, no, no... no # # 1435 01:32:08,814 --> 01:32:11,578 # #Say you don't need no diamond rings # # 1436 01:32:11,650 --> 01:32:14,380 # #And I'll be satisfied # # 1437 01:32:14,453 --> 01:32:17,217 # # Tell me that you want the kind of things # # 1438 01:32:17,289 --> 01:32:20,190 # # That money just can't buy # # 1439 01:32:20,259 --> 01:32:22,853 # #I don't care too much for money # # 1440 01:32:22,928 --> 01:32:25,294 # #Money can't buy me love # # 1441 01:32:25,364 --> 01:32:28,629 # #Can't buy me love # # 1442 01:32:28,701 --> 01:32:30,635 # #Love # # 1443 01:32:30,703 --> 01:32:34,070 # #Can't buy me love # # 1444 01:32:34,140 --> 01:32:37,166 # #Ohh ### #