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(RINGING TONE)

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BLAIR OVER PHONE: Hello.
BARNEY: Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife.

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- Oh, Barney, it's 3:00 in the morning.
- Put my wife on the phone.

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- She's not your wife and I'm not waking her.
- All right.

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Well, then just ask her
what she wants me to do

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with all these nude photos I have of her.

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Come to think of it,
you actually might want them,

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if only to see
what Miriam looked like in her prime.

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(BLAIR HANGS UP)

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Hm.

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(ALARM BUZZING)

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(BARNEY GRUNTING)

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- Fuck.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Son of a bitch.

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- Hello.
- KATE OVER PHONE: Daddy,

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Blair had a heart attack last night.

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- Really?
- Yes, really.

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- How bad?
- Minor.

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He thought it was indigestion.

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(LAUGHS)

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Putz.

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- Dad, it's still a heart attack.
- Yeah, that's true.

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You know, the long-term effects
of these things

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don't often show up until later.

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Impotence is still on the table.

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Are you... Are you not at all concerned
that you might have caused this?

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Why would I be?

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Mom told me about the phone call last night.

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The one that woke Blair up
at 3:30 in the morning.

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- Dad...
- Listen, sweetheart, I... I got to call you back.

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- I'm on the elevator.
- You better. And Michael.

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- He's been trying to reach you, too.
- I will.

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- I hope it doesn't swell up.
- (SIGHS) It already has.

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Okay. Cut!

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- How was that?
- Appallingly bad.

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Great. Moving on.

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
Moving on to the next set...

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You know I...

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Barney... Excuse me...

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- Barney, good...
- SOLANGE: I want to talk to you.

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Have you seen today's paper?

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We need to go over the opening
for next week's episode.

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The teaser is over a minute long.

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BARNEY: Morning, everyone!
Yes, I know about the book!

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And yes, I've seen today's paper.

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No, I don't give a flying fuck
and neither should you.

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Let that be the end of it.

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Barney, the network wants to make
a really big deal about the 30th season.

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They want to bring in a new face.
Somebody young.

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Maybe... Maybe Solange has a sexy,
young niece who comes to live with her.

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No. No way.

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They want to write her down
in favour of a new character.

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So they want to bring in
some tits and ass, huh?

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Isn't that why you hired her in the first place?

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I want a word with you now!

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Oh.

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What language is this?

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They're from Bulgaria.

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Press clippings about me
and they just keep coming.

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They love me over there.

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And this proves what I'm really worth
to the foreign market.

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Well, I will give this my utmost attention.

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ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: Five games into
the National Hockey League last night...

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In their last regular season home game,
Montreal squeaked by Calgary.

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A score of seven to six.

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You get home okay last night?

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I got home. Thank you.

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He's already had more than a few.

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That's for you. I even signed it.

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See that review in the paper today?
Not bad, eh?

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Ah, why do you have to be like that?

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I even wrote you a nice little note.

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"To Barney. None of this
would have been possible without you."

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- "All the Best, Detective Sean O'Hearne."
- Very sweet.

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This is a big day.

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Just wanted to buy you a drink,
share in the moment, be a mensch,

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like you people might say.

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Oh, for someone
who professes to hate me so much,

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you certainly do go out of your way
to come around here a lot.

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I just want to know
what you did with the body already.

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Why don't you just leave him alone?

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Because he got away with murder, sweetie.

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You screwed over everyone you ever knew
or cared about.

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Now the whole world's going to know
what a cock-sucking murderer you really are.

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You could use a mint.

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- It's a real page-turner.
- Yeah.

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(MEN TOASTING IN ITALIAN)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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- Boogie!
- BOOGIE: Barney!

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- CEDRIC: Boogie, what's happening?
- Hey, Cedric.

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- Leo!
- Welcome back.

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- Dr Smooze.
- Dr Smooze is back.

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You're back.

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(CHATTERING IN ITALIAN)

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- I'm good. I'm good...
- Boogie...

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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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- Okay.
- Hey, come here. Come here. Sit down.

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Boogie! Boogie, who is that?

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- Who's that? That's The Countess.
- CEDRIC: The Countess.

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- LEO: Wow.
- Yeah.

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- Where did you meet her?
- Ah...

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Somewhere between my blackout
in Lake Como

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and my hangover in Sainte-Maxime.

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(LAUGHS)

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Listen, if someone could find out for me
and get her name, please,

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- it would be great.
- My man.

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Leo. How was your showing?

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(SIGHS)

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The show was a bust.
I only sold one piece, to Barney.

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Oh, his work is too bold for that crowd.

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Barney, our very own patron of the arts.

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Otherwise known as our only friend
with a real job.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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LEO: That's true.

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To Barney, living the lessons of the Bard,

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"Be as great in act
as you have been in thought."

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(ALL TOASTING IN ITALIAN)

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(LEO THANKING IN ITALIAN)

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What about you, my High Priest?
Did you get through those books I sent you?

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- A few of them, yeah.
- A few of them?

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I sent you Gogol, I sent you Heine.
What have you been doing with yourself?

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(CLEARING THROAT)
Well, actually, I'm getting married.

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- To who?
- To me.

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LEO: Oh, it's trouble.

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Prince Charmingbaum here knocked me up
by way of a magical 30 seconds of friction.

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Where the hell have you been?
You didn't come home last night.

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Who remembers?
Has he told you what he's doing now?

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No.

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Exporting olive oil to some guy, Hymie,
back in Montreal.

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- It's like a bad Jewish sitcom.
- Well, someone's got to make a living.

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He comes to Europe and sells oil.
It's fucking humiliating.

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You're not one of us. You're a voyeur.

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All right. A toast to the newlyweds.

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To your health, to your happiness.

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And a three-inch prick.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(ALL TOASTING IN ITALIAN)

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Why did you agree to marry her?

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- I got her pregnant, man.
- So?

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BOOGIE: It's Clara Chambers, man,
she's crazy.

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She's a conversation piece, she's not a wife.
And how do you even know it's yours?

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- It's mine.
- All right, if you say so.

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- BOOGIE: He's coming with me.
- (LAUGHS) Don't let him knock you up.

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BOOGIE: You got any money?
BARNEY: Some. Why?

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BOOGIE: Provisions.

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BOOGIE: We're going to do it all, Barney.
All of it.

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Opium, the horse, the hash.

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Everything under and behind the sun,
on and off the table.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Hey, we only go around once, my friend.

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(TOASTING IN ITALIAN)

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BARNEY: Oh, hold on. Hold on.
Don't tell me, your novel?

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You finished it?

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- No.
- Oh!

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- Volume one, huh. This is it?
- Not yet. Not yet.

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I'm not done with it yet.

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Read it so far.

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Jesus Christ, Boogie, this is brilliant.
When are they publishing it?

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They're not.

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Why not?

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00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,758
I'm never giving it to that ridiculous editor.

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Okay.
What about the advance that they paid you?

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I wrote him another one.

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00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,058
You're kidding. Which?

166
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"Vanessa's Pussy"?

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What's it about?

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It's my interpretation of The Book ofJob
as told through Vanessa's vaginal lips.

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I don't know,
for some reason the editor passed.

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Let me guess here,
Vanessa is the editor's wife?

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Was.

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- Come here, man.
- What?

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Quit dicking around
and finish this book already.

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Hey, assholes. You want to wait up?
It is my wedding.

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BOOGIE: You don't have to
go through with this, you know.

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BARNEY: You're saying this to me now?

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I'm just saying no one will think
any less of you if you don't.

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That's good to know. Give me this.

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(LAUGHING)

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Barney Ponosski.

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Panofsky.

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Pinasski.

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Off-ski.

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Panosski.

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- Pan-off-ski. It's fine.
- Panosski.

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Clara Charnofsky.

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No. No. Her name is Clara Chambers.

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Charnofsky?

189
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I was married to a Russian gangster
for five days...

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- Charnofsky... Jesus.
- I ran away on the honeymoon.

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I just never bothered to do the paperwork
to change the name back.

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Did you ever think to mention that?

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Don't worry, baby.
You still got yourself a true-blue shiksa.

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What else haven't you told me, sweetheart?
Are there any kids I don't know about?

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Only two. Yosel and Chaim.
They're locked in our attic.

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When you go out to get the hockey scores,

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I let them down and force feed them
pork-roast milkshakes through a funnel.

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There!

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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(CONGRATULATING IN YIDDISH)

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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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I will speak in English.
I'm afraid the infant was a stillborn.

203
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:04,760
But your wife is healthy, and will certainly
be able to bear other children.

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00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,431
(COUGHING) I must ask you
if you know the biological father,

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00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,559
- for our records, Signor.
- Well, I'm the father.

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Then you must be an albino.

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(COUGHING)

208
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Little baby never even had a chance.

209
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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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Brother.

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LEO: Oh!

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BOOGIE: Barney, what are you doing?
LEO: Cedric, you okay?

213
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,965
- BOOGIE: Barney, what the hell?
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

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He just lost his son.

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00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:05,988
Every four hours they attach clamps
to my nipples and milk me like I was a cow.

216
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I really thought it was yours.

217
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,665
Let's talk about this later.

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00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:24,506
Oh, Barney,
you really do wear your heart on your sleeve.

219
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:30,971
Now put it away. It's disgusting to look at.

220
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,685
Barney, where are you going? Wait.

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00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:42,024
Barney, I'm sorry.
Barney, please, we'll start over!

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Barney, come back!

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BARNEY: I got a call today from Montreal.

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My Uncle Irv offered
to get me a job in TV production.

225
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:57,164
Says there's all these tax loopholes
that make it foolproof in Canada.

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00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,043
Could you pass the lighter off the table,
please?

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00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,969
Thanks.

228
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,649
When did this come, man?

229
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,529
Oh, shit. I completely forgot.
It came a few days ago.

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Oh...

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CLARA: "Dear Barney,
please come for dinner tonight at 8.

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"I think it's important we talk."

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Clara!

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00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,252
"I'm sorry. I really do miss you.

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"I need you. I'll even make latkes."

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Oh.

237
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,518
(BANGING ON DOOR)

238
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,397
Oh.

239
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,192
Are you here about the apartment?

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00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,320
I'm Charnofsky.

241
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,906
The Russian?

242
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,828
From Brighton Beach, in New York.
Your Mechutan.

243
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,998
Your father-in-law. Clara's father.
You going to invite me in?

244
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,680
(SIGHS)

245
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,475
Who'd buy such a disgusting thing?

246
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,060
Actually, Clara made it.

247
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,105
That's me, with the horns.

248
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,483
(EXCLAIMS)

249
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:34,696
I can only imagine, Mr Panofsky,
the guilt that you are carrying,

250
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,239
but you should know, my Clara,

251
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,825
this is not the first time
she tried to kill herself.

252
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,953
No, no, no. When she was 12 years old,

253
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:46,249
she used to tear hair out in clumps,
right out of her head, yeah.

254
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,252
She said that we're not her parents,
we should be so lucky.

255
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,339
She said she's not Jewish.

256
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,926
She said, "Tell me who my real parents are."
And until we told her, she wouldn't eat.

257
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,178
We'd have to force her mouth open
and she was a biter.

258
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,471
(LAUGHING) Let me tell you.

259
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,183
We had to pour chicken soup down
through a funnel.

260
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,021
And she would be gone sometimes for days.
Who knows where? Greenwich Village.

261
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,731
And so I had to lock her up in the attic.

262
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,566
Dr Kupner, thank God for him.

263
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,945
He arranged for the mental hospital,
the latest, the best treatment,

264
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:19,241
the shocking electric... Something.
Never mind the expense.

265
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,868
We would do without.
But, you know, was she grateful?

266
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,412
No, she would yell in front of everybody
at the hospital,

267
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,207
"Dr Kupner, you felt up my tits."

268
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,003
Language like this, from a young girl,
you can imagine.

269
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,881
And then she would come home.
You know what she did for a thank you?

270
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,092
She sat in the bathtub,
she cut open her wrists,

271
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,094
the ambulance is sitting outside.

272
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,512
People are peeking through their curtains.

273
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,265
My wife was so ashamed,
she couldn't leave the apartment for a week!

274
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,106
Anyway, you shouldn't blame yourself,
Mr Panofsky,

275
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,110
because she did it before.

276
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,697
I think you should leave.

277
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,741
I've upset you.

278
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,743
Get out of here.

279
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,955
Get out?
What, do you talk like this to an older man?

280
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,623
I just lost a daughter.

281
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,421
So high and mighty
you're getting with me, huh.

282
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,716
You couldn't have made her so happy, either,
or she would not have done that to herself.

283
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,092
I'll throw your ass down the stairs.
I don't care.

284
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,802
The man at the embassy told me
it took two days...

285
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,262
Two days for you to find her!

286
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,972
Where were you, her loving husband,
where were you?

287
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,390
- Get out!
- Where were you?

288
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,516
Get out now!

289
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,569
IRV: Abe!
Did you hear what happened last night?

290
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,573
Some Nazi punks took a shit
right on the steps of Beth Zion.

291
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,533
Yeah, that's right.

292
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,745
And that's why you cannot be
complacent with your support.

293
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,413
We need Israel.

294
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,957
Look, I don't need to tell you
where things like this can lead.

295
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,919
Starts out with a turd, next thing you know,
we're wearing armbands again.

296
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,963
Mmm-hmm. Excellent.

297
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,760
And, Abe, I'll see you Friday night
for dinner, right? Great.

298
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:07,807
Donations go through the roof
when shit like this happens. Let's eat.

299
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,106
IRV: Fundraising, this is how you make
real connections, Barney.

300
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,692
I'll give you the target's annual income,

301
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,820
not the numbers on his tax returns,
the real numbers.

302
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,864
It could happen here, you tell him.

303
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,658
Israel is our insurance policy.

304
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:28,328
It could happen here.
Israel is our insurance policy...

305
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,999
Who's to say that it can't happen here.
Israel is our insurance policy.

306
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,086
And I hate to say it, but it could happen here.

307
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,465
Gentlemen, I need to borrow
my nephew here for a moment.

308
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:47,263
What did I tell you, producing, fundraising,
it's all the same dance.

309
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,641
Now listen to me.
I've got a girl I want you to meet.

310
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,309
- Darling.
- Hi...

311
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,602
Dexey, back from Florida.

312
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,229
Irv, I don't need to be set up.

313
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,566
Listen, she's got it all,
she comes from a very good family.

314
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,820
She's got a master's from McGill
and she's a good-looker.

315
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:02,946
Sweetie.

316
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,785
- Yeah, you're right.
- Sweetie, this is him.

317
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,458
- Hello.
- You're Barney.

318
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,210
(BOTH LAUGHING)

319
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,797
So, throughout the entire second year
of my master's degree,

320
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,298
I have a master's degree,

321
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,592
I had this reoccurring dream
where I'm 16 again

322
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,595
and I'm standing in Reuben's Butcher Shop
on St Viateur.

323
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,557
And I have this long pigtail
and it has a ribbon in it,

324
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,060
which my Aunt Sarah brought back
from Saks, in New York City.

325
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,272
And did you know Reuben?
He was such a card.

326
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,398
When I was 10,

327
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,818
he would always come around
from behind the counter and he would go,

328
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,696
"How come a beauty like you
isn't married yet?"

329
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,241
I was only 10, which is...
And I'm not married now.

330
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,534
Oh.

331
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:54,456
Is your dad really a cop? Is he? Is that true?
'Cause I heard he was a cop.

332
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,752
That's why you're not a square
like all the other Jewish boys I know.

333
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,670
(BOTH LAUGHING)

334
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,632
- Button up your jacket.
- I don't want to.

335
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,301
- Why?
- Yours isn't buttoned.

336
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,802
Mine doesn't fit as well.

337
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,012
(DOORBELL RINGING)

338
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:11,973
(CONGRATULATING IN YIDDISH)

339
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,519
- It's the housekeeper, Dad.
- Swanky.

340
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,938
Go ahead.

341
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,458
So, Mr Panofsky,

342
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,712
you must have a lot of interesting stories,
you know, having been a detective and all.

343
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,131
Gorgeous, please call me Izzy.

344
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,466
(GIGGLES)

345
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,676
And I was just a beat cop.

346
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,806
I mean, Jews don't get promoted to detective
in this town.

347
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:57,102
Oh. Did you ever encounter anti-Semitism
in your profession?

348
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,021
What do you think?
Let me give you an example.

349
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,232
One of my first shifts on the job,

350
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,151
I corner four guys
doing a dope deal in an alley,

351
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,153
big score for a rookie.

352
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,738
So, you know, I call in for backup

353
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,033
because the rules say
you can only put three in a patrol car.

354
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,035
And, you know, I'm playing it by the book.

355
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,704
The dispatcher says to me,

356
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,541
"Your people are good with numbers,
you figure it out."

357
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,212
So I toss three in the back,
and the fourth I throw over the hood

358
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,964
and I handcuff him to the...

359
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,715
Side mirror.

360
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,552
There you go. Haul them all in.

361
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,639
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God,
that sounds so dangerous.

362
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,225
Only when he blocked my view.

363
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,894
(LAUGHS) That's funny.

364
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,312
(LAUGHING)

365
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,607
Are you saying you were gratuitously violent
with suspected felons?

366
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,569
Gratuitously? No, I always got paid.
I ain't going to work for free.

367
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,613
He means unnecessarily, Dad.

368
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,783
Oh, look. When a fellow is young
and you give him authority,

369
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,285
he likes to push people around.

370
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,787
But I always knew
that my name was Israel Panofsky,

371
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,123
and you know,
I knew I had to be extra careful

372
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,500
and I was, most of the time.

373
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,752
FATHER-IN-LAW: "Most"?

374
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,838
Did you ever consider
that your career advancement

375
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,633
was stunted by your professional conduct
and not by imagined prejudices?

376
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,682
I call it as I see it.

377
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:23,354
But you're the one with the mansion
on the hill, so what do I know?

378
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:33,281
You got your brains from him
and beauty from her.

379
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,866
And you are one sweet little casserole.

380
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,326
(BARNEY CLEARS THROAT)

381
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,785
Can we make a toast?

382
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,832
To the blessed match of these two lovebirds.

383
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,460
You never know
what tomorrow's going to bring

384
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,921
so get to shtupping and multiply already.

385
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,214
(LAUGHS)

386
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,802
(GLASS CLINKING)

387
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,387
The chicken is great.

388
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:57,639
It's fish.

389
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,518
No shit? Sorry.

390
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,154
MOTHER-IN-LAW: Darling, I can't tell you
how gorgeous you look.

391
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,739
And did you see Marsha?

392
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,574
Did you see the way she was looking at you?

393
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,244
Did I ever.
Poison from her eyes, she was so jealous.

394
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,204
Did you see what she was wearing?
She looked like a futon.

395
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,959
- What?
- How's that? Is that gonna do you?

396
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,919
What? No, it's cold, it should be hot.

397
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,379
I think it's supposed to be cold.

398
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,546
(CONGRATULATING IN YIDDISH)

399
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,840
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Thank you.

400
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,018
(CONGRATULATING IN YIDDISH)

401
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,814
(BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

402
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,399
(ALL CHEERING)

403
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,414
(SINGING IN YIDDISH)

404
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:31,065
(SCREAMING)

405
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,287
We're married!

406
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,581
(SCREAMING)

407
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,419
(MAN SINGING POP SONG)

408
00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:55,131
Hey, man. What's the score?

409
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:59,093
- One-zip. Boston just scored.
- Ah, shit.

410
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:01,429
(CHEERING)

411
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:03,598
Give me a shot.

412
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,099
Mmm-hmm.

413
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:11,814
I'll have another one.

414
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,330
(MAN SINGING POP SONG)

415
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:42,678
Sorry.

416
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,019
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)

417
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,022
Beautiful. Bring it around.

418
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,273
Let's go!

419
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:56,025
ALL: Oh!

420
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,152
BARNEY: God damn it!

421
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,488
It was a hell of a save, though.

422
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,157
Barney, your father's with the rabbi.
Will you go do something, now?

423
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,325
Mmm-hmm.

424
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,703
Will you put that out?
A lot of my relatives have asthma.

425
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,039
(LAUGHS)

426
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,958
(CONTINUES SINGING)

427
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,711
IZZY: So, we're shaking down
a rub and tug, you know,

428
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:18,631
but I never bust the girls
because they provide a valuable service.

429
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,425
But, you know, we do it for appearances.

430
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:25,513
Anyway, we're doing our thing and one
of the clients, this crazy Hungarian Nazi,

431
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:29,809
loaded on Slivovitz starts going ape-shit,
comes at me with a chair

432
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,146
and I swear to God,
a hard-on the size of a can of hairspray.

433
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,648
(LAUGHING)

434
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:38,943
- (LAUGHING) Dad.
- Yeah?

435
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,695
- Can I steal you away for a minute?
- Yeah, sure.

436
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,406
I'll be back in a minute.
If I'm not, you start without me.

437
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,740
All right, come on.

438
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,993
You know,
I didn't think I'd be having a good time.

439
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,620
I thought they'd all be snotty,
but they're a nice bunch of people.

440
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,122
(LAUGHING)

441
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:56,377
What are you laughing at?

442
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,880
- Jesus Christ!
- What?

443
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,883
Nothing. I love you, Dad.

444
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,219
Oh, man.

445
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,054
(GRUNTING)

446
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,390
- What in the hell's that?
- I almost forgot.

447
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,766
Mmm-hmm.

448
00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:14,896
- What's that?
- (SHUSHING)

449
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,899
Your wedding present.

450
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,320
Jesus Christ.

451
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,740
That was my first gun. I want you to have it.

452
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,786
I don't know what to say.

453
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,874
Don't say anything.
Give me a kiss and get us a drink.

454
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,544
Come on.

455
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,884
- Single malt.
- Yeah, give the cop a drink.

456
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,261
Your father-in-law said

457
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,514
that neither of you were to have
anything else to drink.

458
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,141
- What?
- Really?

459
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:56,604
Is that right? Here you go, Dad, have a party.
Where is that asshole?

460
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,570
(CLEARING THROAT) Don't embarrass me.

461
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,450
- Give me a double.
- BARTENDER: Yes, sir.

462
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,668
(MIRIAM LAUGHING)

463
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,420
(MAN SINGING ROMANTIC SONG)

464
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,150
Barney,

465
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,153
can I help you?

466
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:52,743
Uh... No. Nothing, nothing.
Why? Forget it.

467
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:58,124
Yeah. Don't you ever tell my father
what he can and cannot do again.

468
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,668
He traumatised the rabbi's wife.

469
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,339
I don't care
if he fingered her under the goddamn table.

470
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:08,467
He's my father and he will have your respect.

471
00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:20,771
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

472
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,817
(CLEARS THROAT)

473
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,445
Hello.

474
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,031
- Hi...
- Sorry, we haven't met.

475
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,949
- I'm Barney.
- I'm Miriam.

476
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,952
- Thank you for having me.
- Oh, of course.

477
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:38,289
- Are you all right?
- (CLEARS THROAT) Fine. Perfect. Yes.

478
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,957
(BOTH LAUGHING)

479
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,877
- I understand you're in television.
- Mmm.

480
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:45,546
- Totally Unnecessary Productions.
- Oh, that's a little harsh.

481
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,381
No, that's the name of my company.

482
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,216
- It's not.
- Yes, it is.

483
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:52,887
- It is and they are, believe me.
- (LAUGHING) That's funny.

484
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,265
Your cigar is out.

485
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:01,228
Oh, it's okay.
I wouldn't want it to bother you.

486
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:05,107
Oh, please, it's a Montecristo. Go ahead.

487
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,945
Thank you, I will.

488
00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:12,990
Do you know
why they're called Montecristos?

489
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,784
Haven't a clue.

490
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,244
Fine cigars are rolled by hand.

491
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,122
And the men and women whose job this is

492
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,876
chip in from their own wages
and employ lectors,

493
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,089
these people who read to them all day long
while they work.

494
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,175
It's entertainment to make the day pass.

495
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,886
At the factory
which produces the Montecristo,

496
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,930
the workers' favourite story was...

497
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:38,265
Ah-ha.

498
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:41,268
You guessed it. The Count of said name.

499
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,479
Lectors.

500
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,772
Nice touch, huh?

501
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:48,109
(BOTH LAUGHING)

502
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,403
- I never knew any of that.
- BARTENDER: Barney!

503
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,072
(SOFTLY) One. One.

504
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,491
(LAUGHS)

505
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:58,119
- What?
- Thank you! Thank you!

506
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,996
- What's that?
- I'm sorry, it's nothing,

507
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,832
it's the hockey game. Stanley Cup.

508
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,458
Oh. Who's winning?

509
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:08,129
Habs have tied it up, in fact.
Do you follow hockey?

510
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:11,799
(LAUGHING) No, but I read newspapers.

511
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,929
Are you doing anything later?

512
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,140
Because we could still catch
a flight to Rome.

513
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,059
Lunch at Dal Bolognese
on the Piazza del Popolo.

514
00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:23,185
To Rome?

515
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,520
Rome.

516
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,273
The bride may take issue with that.

517
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,318
Anyway, I have a train to catch later,
back to New York.

518
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,947
- Congratulations again.
- Thank you.

519
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,208
Thank you for being here, Boogie.

520
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,295
I'll never miss any of your weddings.

521
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,130
(LAUGHING)

522
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,381
Hey.

523
00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,680
I almost forgot.

524
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,020
It's a classy dame. Smart as a whip, too.

525
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,188
Who?

526
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:14,695
- Let's get you that drink.
- That would be good.

527
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:24,872
(BARNEY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

528
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,168
Oh, man.

529
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:36,759
For the first time in my life, I am truly,
seriously, irretrievably in love.

530
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:37,885
So am I, Barney.

531
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:41,222
So am I.

532
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,897
(ALL CLAMOURING)

533
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,081
Central Station, please.

534
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,000
- DRIVER: You see this?
- Oh, my God.

535
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,878
You know what, to hell with it.

536
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,275
ANNOUNCER ON PA:
Ready for boarding on...

537
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,122
CONDUCTOR: IDs, tickets?

538
00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,627
Wow! I like you with glasses.

539
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,630
- What are you doing here?
- Run away with me.

540
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:57,798
What?

541
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,300
Run away with me.

542
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,470
Or, or stay with me. I don't care.
Or I could go with you.

543
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,222
- Are you out of your mind?
- No. I'm...

544
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:10,394
I'm bent over backwards in love with you,
Miriam.

545
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,397
I'm... I'm heels over head, completely...

546
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:17,484
Don't be ridiculous.
We just met, at your wedding.

547
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:18,652
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

548
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:23,616
- It's not funny. Barney, get off the train...
- I cannot believe that this really happens.

549
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,161
It really happens. Just like that.

550
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,746
CONDUCTOR: IDs, tickets?

551
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,623
It's amazing, no?

552
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,918
And I don't care if it happened
on my wedding night,

553
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,962
at a funeral, on my deathbed.

554
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,259
It happened.

555
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:43,344
CONDUCTOR: IDs. Tickets.

556
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,685
I don't have an ID or a ticket. Sorry.

557
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,855
Then you'll just have to get off the train,
okay?

558
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,777
Get off the train, Barney.

559
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:03,364
Among other things, sobriety and regret
are anxiously waiting up for you.

560
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,115
Here, I got it.

561
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,037
You look fantastic in that dress.

562
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,795
CONDUCTOR:
Leaving Montreal in two minutes.

563
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,505
Two minutes, everybody.

564
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,913
Oh!

565
00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:01,588
(DOORBELL RINGING)

566
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,923
(DOOR OPENS)

567
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:07,928
(DOOR CLOSES)

568
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:09,596
Oh, my God.

569
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:13,225
- We thought you were dead.
- We thought you were dead.

570
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:16,520
I called the police, I called all the hospitals.

571
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,772
I was so verklempt,
Dr Stein gave me a Valium.

572
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,357
I was supposed to take half,
I took the whole thing.

573
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,567
(LAUGHS)

574
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,614
That was a gift.

575
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,250
So this must be the Via Condotti.

576
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,714
(HUMMING)

577
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,966
Ah!

578
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:53,640
Would you put that away, please?
It's our honeymoon, not a travel junket.

579
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,809
- I'm embarrassing you?
- Yes.

580
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,062
Like with the bidet?

581
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,232
You didn't have to ask the concierge.
I could have told you what it was for.

582
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,735
- Do you have a master's degree?
- No.

583
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:08,280
Am I embarrassed? Snap out of it.

584
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,324
We came to Rome to have fun!

585
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:13,243
Not to mourn the death of your first wife.

586
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,664
MRS P: Yeah, we went to the Vatican.
(SCOFFS) It's old.

587
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,166
Yeah!

588
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,168
Ma. Ma. Ma.

589
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,170
You should see the bathrobes they got here.
Yeah.

590
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:26,840
And the soap. To die for.
Well, of course I will.

591
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,594
I already stuffed three bars
in my suitcase for you.

592
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,764
Okay, Ma, you know what?
I'm going to talk to you tomorrow.

593
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,682
Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

594
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:37,518
(EXHALES)

595
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,436
Hmm.

596
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,813
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

597
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:44,358
Hey, you know what?
I was just thinking about the wedding.

598
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:47,694
- It was beautiful, wasn't it?
- Yeah. Lots of relatives.

599
00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,948
- I got a big family.
- Yeah, you certainly do.

600
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,743
- Who was that guy from Chicago again?
- My cousin, Isaac?

601
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,789
Right, Isaac, right. Funny guy.

602
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,290
(CHUCKLES)

603
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,709
And what about that girl?

604
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:07,089
I think she was from New York,
the one in the blue dress?

605
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:10,092
Oh, Miriam Grant.

606
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,553
Right. Who is she again?

607
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,471
She was a couple of years behind me
at McGill.

608
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,932
She's the kind of girl, you know,
she subscribes to The Economist,

609
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,350
but she buys Vogue off the stand.

610
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,644
I think Jeff brought her.

611
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,021
- Jeff seems gay.
- Jeff is gay.

612
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,815
Just pretends for the family.

613
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,151
Ah. Good.

614
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,195
Good?

615
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,698
Well, yeah. I mean,

616
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:37,286
better that the guy lives a lie
than he inconvenience the family. I mean...

617
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,163
Well, yes.

618
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,416
(SIGHS)

619
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,712
I think I'm going to take a quick nap
before dinner.

620
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:51,133
- Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't think so.
- Why?

621
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,010
I don't think so.

622
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,390
(HUMMING)

623
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:10,819
- Oh, did you wash it like I asked?
- Yeah.

624
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:14,239
- With soap?
- Yep.

625
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,534
- Okay.
- (LAUGHS)

626
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,893
- Sorry I'm late. I took a cab.
- It's okay, I just got here.

627
00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:45,437
And how are you, my favourite offspring?

628
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:47,731
To tell you the truth, perplexed.

629
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,816
- By what?
- By you.

630
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,944
Before this recent phone incident,

631
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,947
you got Blair a subscription
to Boy Toy Monthly using his work address.

632
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:56,114
Mmm-hmm.

633
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,493
And before that, you signed him up
to an Al Qaeda website.

634
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,662
The man still can't fly out of the country.

635
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,622
I've upset Claire, is that it?

636
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:04,998
No, you've upset Mom.

637
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,000
Blair's too much of a chicken-shit
to say anything.

638
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,168
(BARNEY LAUGHS)

639
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:11,713
See? You truly are my proudest achievement.
Do you know that?

640
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,881
(KATE LAUGHS)

641
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:15,926
- He stole her from me, sweetheart.
- No, he didn't.

642
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,720
You got divorced, she got remarried.

643
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:23,350
Look, no one was rooting for a comeback
more than I was, but it's time to let it go.

644
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:28,188
- They're happily married, I'm sorry.
- They're married. Stick to the facts.

645
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:33,819
- An apology wouldn't hurt, either.
- Oh, for Christ's sake, apologise to who?

646
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,990
Hey, why don't you come up to the country
this weekend, hmm?

647
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,367
- Actually, I have a date.
- Oh.

648
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:44,037
- Nice boy?
- No. He's a nasty piece of work.

649
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,873
- Funny. (CHUCKLING)
- Yes, he's very nice.

650
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,837
We'll see. It's our third date
and I'm not bored silly or madly in love.

651
00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:55,257
I like him.
I think that shows a sign of maturity.

652
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,508
What?

653
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:02,264
- Where the hell did I park my car?
- You took a cab.

654
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,853
Right. Yeah.

655
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,229
(BOTH LAUGHING)

656
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:13,066
(EXCLAIMS) Well, I definitely need a weekend
in the country, huh?

657
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,943
All right.

658
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,639
(SEAPLANE FLYING)

659
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,799
Oh, thank you, nurse.

660
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:22,177
Thank you for landing us safely, Constable.

661
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:26,223
O'MALLEY: Hopefully, the weather will be
more forgiving the next time I pass through.

662
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:30,477
You can be sure my landing strip
will always be clear for you.

663
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:31,895
(DIRECTOR SNORING)

664
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:36,983
- Cut! Great.
- (SOLANGE SOBBING)

665
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,361
DIRECTOR: Moving on to the next setup.

666
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,655
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
All right, we'll take this one down

667
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,615
- and we're gonna move 75 feet.
- Um...

668
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:46,910
(SIGHS)

669
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,788
I need a couple of rigs.

670
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,711
What's the matter with Solange?

671
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,256
Her fiancé died in a plane crash.

672
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,550
Oh, come on, that was more than a year ago.

673
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,677
I mean, you look at her,
you would think that she...

674
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:07,514
(LAUGHS) To let you finish that thought
would be an insult to stupidity.

675
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,433
- Huh.
- Barney, excuse me.

676
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,436
Phone's for you. It's a Miriam Grant.

677
00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:21,611
Miriam?

678
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,363
MIRIAM: Barney. This has to stop.

679
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:24,823
BARNEY OVER PHONE: You got my flowers.

680
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:28,869
Yeah, I got the flowers, I got the gifts,
every week it's something else.

681
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:32,664
I don't know where to start
with how inappropriate this all is.

682
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,792
Why don't you just skip ahead
from where I'm annoying and inappropriate

683
00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:37,043
to where I'm charming and endearing.

684
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:41,298
No. 'Cause you're a married man
and I won't be involved with you in any way.

685
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:45,635
No, I'm sorry. I know.
Why don't we talk about it over lunch?

686
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,597
I could be in New York tomorrow.

687
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,515
Are you listening to me?

688
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,975
Every word.

689
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,145
Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter.

690
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:58,023
If you want people to take you seriously,
then act accordingly.

691
00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:01,193
Understand? What am I saying?

692
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,531
"Be great in act as you have in thought."

693
00:47:09,202 --> 00:47:10,494
Well, yes, exactly.

694
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,329
(LAUGHS)

695
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:16,374
I have to go, so stop this nonsense
and focus on your marriage.

696
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,419
I'm just so happy that you called.
Thank you, Miriam.

697
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,213
Goodbye, Barney.

698
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,589
- (LAUGHS)
- (MIRIAM HANGS UP)

699
00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:31,264
(LAUGHING)

700
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,808
(SCATTING)

701
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:39,689
MRS P: Well, tell Daddy not to eat the bagels
if they make him bloated.

702
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:43,193
Did I say he was fat? Did... I did not.

703
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:47,948
I actually have to go because I have to go
and vacuum the broadloom downstairs.

704
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:50,659
Because I had to fire the maid.

705
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,954
Because every time
Barney and I would go out,

706
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,664
his father would come over
and have sex with her.

707
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,332
(SNORTS)

708
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,502
I know it's disgusting. You asked.

709
00:48:01,254 --> 00:48:02,546
- Goodbye.
- (HANGS UP)

710
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:04,506
(SIGHS)

711
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,887
If you don't throw this out, I will.

712
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,974
I'll take it up to the country house, yeah?

713
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,060
Oh.

714
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:20,438
Will you tell your buddy, Bernard,
don't throw up all over the place

715
00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:22,524
'cause I just changed out all the carpets.

716
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,484
Absolutely.

717
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,531
You went to the game last night.

718
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:32,033
You think the score
magically changed overnight?

719
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:35,954
(SIGHS) I gotta get going.

720
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:44,254
Barney. Barney, stop, this is important!

721
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:47,382
- What's important?
- This is... This.

722
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:49,634
Talking. This communicating.

723
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:52,929
You don't want Boogie puking
all over the carpets and your father's fat.

724
00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:54,222
Does that about cover it?

725
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,058
Do I talk down to you like that?

726
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,770
I gotta get going.

727
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:04,107
Okay. I'll be... I'll see you in a couple of days.

728
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:31,676
Hi.

729
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,554
Get in. Come on.

730
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,275
I thought you came here to kick.

731
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,860
(LAUGHS)

732
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,406
Come on, man.
I've been on flights for 15 hours.

733
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:57,077
I had to fix up one more time
or I wasn't going to make it.

734
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:18,890
BARNEY: Oh, shit.

735
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:26,940
I thought I'd surprise you.

736
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,526
Surprise.

737
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:36,991
Thanks.

738
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,083
So, this is why you brought him here?

739
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,711
BARNEY: He needed some place safe to kick.

740
00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,879
Yeah, it's called rehab.

741
00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:52,257
You want one?

742
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:53,675
Just bring the bottle to the table, Barney,

743
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,927
then you won't be jumping up
every two minutes.

744
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,973
Wow, are we ever in for a jolly time
this weekend.

745
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,641
Oh, you don't know the half of it.

746
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,060
Look what I found
while going through your wallet.

747
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:10,066
You're going to be very embarrassed
when they show up.

748
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,152
I called the florist.

749
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,071
While she's usually discreet
about her clients,

750
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,448
the ray of sunshine that is you

751
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,033
left the manager eager to tell me
about the standing order of roses

752
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,201
that you have to someone

753
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,786
- in New York every week.
- Jesus Christ.

754
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:25,540
This is ridiculous. Are you going to pick
through every goddamn receipt that I have?

755
00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,504
I'm not going to sit here
and be interrogated like this.

756
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,737
Schmuck.

757
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:06,080
(DOOR OPENS)

758
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,378
(CLEARING THROAT)

759
00:52:14,215 --> 00:52:17,801
Sorry I'm late. I have to get a divorce.

760
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,386
What!

761
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,430
Holy shit!

762
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:25,642
You cheated?

763
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:27,268
- No.
- She did?

764
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,062
- No.
- So what happened?

765
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,899
I'm in love with someone else.

766
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,570
Who?

767
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,572
You don't know her.

768
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:41,282
Where'd you meet her?

769
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,411
- You don't want to know that.
- Wait a minute.

770
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,790
You asked me here to talk
and now you don't want to talk?

771
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,500
- What do you want from me?
- I don't know.

772
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,835
Give me a hint.

773
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,755
- Some paternal wisdom. How about that?
- Ah. Fine.

774
00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:01,761
Look, you're talking to someone
who knows how hard marriage can be.

775
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:05,014
In the beginning, it's all briskets
and blow jobs and la-di-da,

776
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,140
ain't life grand?

777
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:09,018
But soon enough, real life starts, right?

778
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,146
You come home from work,
all she wants to do is talk.

779
00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:15,567
All you want to do is screw, right?

780
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:19,779
And before long, every day is like pushing
an avocado through a cheese grater.

781
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,448
It all feels like you're holding a pile of shit.

782
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,825
Mmm.

783
00:53:23,993 --> 00:53:26,619
This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?

784
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:30,957
Maybe you should just take a step back
before you do something rash

785
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,834
and take a good hard look at the situation.

786
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:37,755
You're married to a well-bred woman
who is loaded.

787
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,885
Makes a nice, flaky kugel,
has a beautiful rack.

788
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:44,554
And many successful marriages have
been built on far less.

789
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:50,059
All right. You know what, just drop it.
Forget I even came in here with this.

790
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,687
- Listen to me. Will you listen to me?
- Mmm.

791
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,981
If you divorce her,
she's going to take you to the cleaners.

792
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,233
Oh, come on. Her father is loaded.

793
00:53:57,818 --> 00:54:00,445
She's going to inherit a shitload of money.
She's going to be fine.

794
00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:03,531
You think that's going to stop her
from taking all of yours?

795
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,743
I don't care.

796
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,047
You want to tell me her name?

797
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,842
Miriam.

798
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:28,348
And is she the one?
Is she the mother of your children?

799
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,560
Absolutely.

800
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,105
All right then, let's do it.

801
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:42,445
I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm just too drunk to drive tonight.

802
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,739
MRS P ON PHONE:
You're leaving me with a junkie.

803
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:47,909
Are you with your whore?

804
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:49,702
- No.
- So you do have a whore?

805
00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,414
My father was right about you.
You son of a bitch!

806
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,541
You're not the kind of man
that I should have married.

807
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:56,918
I should have married...

808
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,472
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:
In local news, forest fires have been reported

809
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:10,932
along the shores of Mont Orford,

810
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:13,810
due to continued dry conditions in the area.

811
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,104
Details coming up
on the morning news at 7:00.

812
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,080
(BOOGIE MOANING)

813
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,140
(MRS P MOANING)

814
00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:54,142
Oh, God!

815
00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,105
(SCREAMING) Get out!

816
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:00,773
BOOGIE: Oh, shit.

817
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,319
MRS P: Barney!

818
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:07,780
(CLEARS THROAT)

819
00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:11,617
You bastard son of a bitch.
This is all your fault!

820
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,119
My fault?

821
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:14,495
Yeah, this is your fault.

822
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,497
You got to be kidding me.

823
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:21,294
Oh, wow, my wife and my best friend.
Good heavens.

824
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,630
I just... I took in a little tray of food
'cause I was worried about him.

825
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:28,468
And he was all trembling and sweaty
and soaked through his sheets,

826
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:31,429
so I lay down beside him
to try and keep him warm.

827
00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:33,431
And I don't know how he got my robe off!

828
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:34,724
No, it's a mystery.

829
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,101
Must have been some kind
of voodoo magic or something.

830
00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:39,979
Wasn't that covered
by your master's degree?

831
00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,023
Yeah, didn't you take that class?

832
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:44,942
Feminist Approaches
to Fornication and Adultery.

833
00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,235
I can't hear you!

834
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,280
- Maybe you were sick that day, professor.
- You know,

835
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,950
I don't think we should talk about this
while I am still so upset.

836
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:56,204
- (LAUGHS) Oh, you're so upset?
- Yes!

837
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,830
You're so upset.

838
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,165
And now I'm leaving!

839
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,167
Where the hell are you going, sweetheart?

840
00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:02,710
I'm going to my mother's!

841
00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,838
Oh, well, say hi.
And tell them we're getting a divorce!

842
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,632
Tell her yourself.

843
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,843
But don't do it today,
because she's getting a root canal.

844
00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,262
I was coming back to try to work things out.

845
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,680
Oh, bullshit!

846
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,350
I bet you two perverts
cooked this whole thing up together.

847
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:22,355
(LAUGHING) No, I'm going to kill him for this
and then I'm coming for you.

848
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,565
And just for kicks, your father after that.

849
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,067
Go to hell!

850
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,027
(STARTS ENGINE)

851
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:38,204
Animal!

852
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:46,963
(WHISTLING TUNE)

853
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:53,553
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

854
00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,143
I should kill you for this.

855
00:58:00,227 --> 00:58:01,853
BOOGIE: Oh, no.

856
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,522
What you should have done was call first.

857
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,568
Thank you.

858
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,532
How could you do that to me?

859
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,909
Oh, no, no, no. She did it to me.

860
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:18,411
Ah.

861
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:20,204
It was innocent enough to start with.

862
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:24,167
She brought me something to eat.
She started talking and talking and talking.

863
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:27,253
Tells me how you've been shirking
your husbandly duties.

864
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,504
So you fucked her?

865
00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:30,715
Well, it was the only thing
that would shut her up.

866
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,383
(LAUGHING)

867
00:58:37,890 --> 00:58:39,724
Try the dining room.

868
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,729
I'm going to need you
to do something for me, Boogie.

869
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:51,277
I'm going to need you to testify that
I came home to you in bed with my wife.

870
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,529
(LAUGHING)

871
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:57,909
You sly bastard.
You planned this all along, didn't you?

872
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,119
(LAUGHING) Oh, no, no, no, no.

873
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:03,122
No. Who could have planned this?

874
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,129
I don't see any scotch, but lookie here?

875
00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:11,631
Lookie, lookie here.

876
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,092
What do you say, huh?

877
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,220
Duel at high noon?

878
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:21,307
I just don't think we have enough booze
to get us there, do we?

879
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,309
- That's loaded, shmuck.
- Hmm.

880
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,938
Come on, there's more in the kitchen.

881
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,918
Hey, man, hey.

882
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:55,508
Hey, listen, man,
will you testify for me or not?

883
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:58,135
I'll think about it.

884
00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,762
(SNIFFLING)

885
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:04,183
You know what? I think that it's time
that you came through for me, for once.

886
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:11,565
How many times have I bailed you out
over the years, man?

887
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:14,902
I don't know, man. I wasn't counting.

888
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,822
Neither was I.

889
01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:20,741
You sure about that?

890
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:27,123
When I had nothing,
I borrowed for you, man.

891
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:30,960
You owe me.

892
01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:38,050
Isn't this getting interesting?
Very interesting.

893
01:00:40,512 --> 01:00:43,764
But I'd like to go for a swim and think it over.

894
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,852
You must have a snorkel and flippers
here somewhere.

895
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,526
(DOOR OPENS)

896
01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:03,409
Hey, Balzac, how's the novel coming along?

897
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:04,827
(COUGHING)

898
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:10,416
Now, are you asking as a friend,
or are you asking as an investor?

899
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,667
Both.

900
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:15,755
Well, I'm still working on it, man.

901
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,423
You're a fraud.

902
01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:24,180
- Have I let poor Barney down?
- Yeah, you have, yeah, fraud.

903
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:29,435
Well, too fucking bad. Too fucking bad.

904
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,146
- You know what, man?
- What?

905
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:35,566
- I brought you in. I educated you.
- Mmm. (LAUGHING)

906
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:39,528
I put all the right books right in your hands
and look what you've become.

907
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:40,780
What?

908
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:44,825
A TV hustler
married to a rich man's vulgar daughter.

909
01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:50,081
But not so vulgar
that you wouldn't bang her, asshole.

910
01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:54,919
Oh, and that's not the only wife of yours
I had. Not at all.

911
01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,547
The next time I'm in New York,

912
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:02,009
I'll call on your little tart
and I'll make it a trifecta.

913
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,348
Fuck you!

914
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:09,016
(BOTH GRUNTING)

915
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:37,420
What happened to you?
Boogie, what happened to you?

916
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:41,924
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing happened to me.

917
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,469
That's what you take
as such a personal offence.

918
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,763
I am not your pet project.

919
01:02:48,557 --> 01:02:50,724
I am not your vicarious life.

920
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:52,518
You're not my friend?

921
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:53,644
(EXCLAIMS)

922
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,646
Hey! Do you realise something?

923
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:57,773
Do you realise
that you haven't even come close

924
01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,901
- to giving me a goddamn apology?
- You know what?

925
01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:05,448
Let me recommend another book for you
to stock your shelf with there, Barney.

926
01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:07,908
The Life of Heinrich Heine,

927
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:10,703
who, upon his deathbed,
was begged by his loved ones

928
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:13,456
to ask for God's forgiveness
before he passed.

929
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:18,586
But good old Heinrich, he had only this
to say, "God will surely forgive me.

930
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,298
"After all it's his fucking job."

931
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:29,472
Hey, Boogie, wait.
Wait a minute, Boogie. Fuck.

932
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:35,352
You're too drunk, man,
and you're a lousy swimmer.

933
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,859
Boogie, stop!

934
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,029
Take the goddamn flippers off.

935
01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:46,989
Boogie, God damn it!

936
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:49,742
I'll shoot, man. I'll shoot you, prick.

937
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,660
- Shoot then.
- I will!

938
01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,414
Oh, shit.

939
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,543
- Holy fuck.
- There you go.

940
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,420
There it is.

941
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:05,925
But next time, you shoot it at me,
you fucking coward. Shoot it at me.

942
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:12,097
You'll see for yourself what's really inside
this mossy damn cavity you think is a heart.

943
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,933
Fine.

944
01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:15,267
- Fine.
- Come on, do it.

945
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,977
- Don't you fucking...
- (GUN FIRES)

946
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,949
(SEAPLANE FLYING)

947
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:53,389
Busy day. Big fire a few miles east.

948
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,141
Twenty cottages burned so far.

949
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:57,726
They're wasting their time out there.

950
01:04:57,811 --> 01:05:00,646
I told them I already looked
all over the lake in my boat.

951
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:03,440
He's broken into a cottage.

952
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:06,652
He emptied it of all the booze
and pills he could find. He moved on.

953
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,364
But he leaves his clothes and wallet here?

954
01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:13,200
He took someone else's clothes.

955
01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:16,662
No break-ins have been reported.

956
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,373
You got something to drink?

957
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,520
That's kind of sick.

958
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:43,397
My first wife made that.

959
01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:46,692
Oh, yeah? What's her name?

960
01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,694
She's dead.

961
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,030
Catch her fucking someone, too?

962
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,409
(LAUGHS) Actually, she killed herself.

963
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,328
Beat you to it, I guess.

964
01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,205
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

965
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,957
You know, I called you guys.

966
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,044
Yeah, you did.

967
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:08,547
So, how come you didn't mention this gun?

968
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:16,722
That's... My dad's a retired cop
and he gave me that for protection.

969
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,268
You're Izzy Panofsky's fucking kid?

970
01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,561
- Yeah.
- (LAUGHS)

971
01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,397
No shit?

972
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,901
So, how come there are two rounds missing?

973
01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:33,072
- Uh, Boogie and I were horsing around.
- Shooting off rounds?

974
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,907
We were drunk.

975
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,909
This was after you found him
fucking your wife?

976
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,370
No, it wasn't like that at all.

977
01:06:39,454 --> 01:06:41,580
You shot off the rounds
before you walked in on them screwing?

978
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:42,915
No.

979
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,875
- After? So you did shoot him?
- Yeah.

980
01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:48,128
Yeah. Right through the fucking heart.
For Christ's sake.

981
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:49,838
Now we're getting somewhere.

982
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,966
Are you a complete imbecile?
Why are you wasting your time here?

983
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,803
What about this piece of ass
you were keeping in New York?

984
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,639
- The florist gave us her name, Miriam Grant?
- You leave...

985
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,307
(GROANS)

986
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,351
Jesus Christ.

987
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,895
Two bullets fired from your gun

988
01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:07,439
right after you caught your best friend
banging your wife.

989
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:10,275
You threatened to kill them both
and now he's missing.

990
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,529
Unless you ate him,
we'll find the body before sundown.

991
01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:14,697
Get off of me.

992
01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,533
So you tell me where the body is.

993
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:20,119
I'll say you were cooperative and remorseful.

994
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,996
You'll get yourself a smart Jew lawyer
and be out in no time.

995
01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:24,123
IZZY: Barney! Hey!

996
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,793
Hey!

997
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,797
What are you doing here, Panofsky?

998
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:34,633
I got a telephone call from my son.
What are you doing here?

999
01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:37,052
Very sweet. He attacked an officer of the law.

1000
01:07:37,137 --> 01:07:38,429
Yeah?

1001
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:41,140
From where I'm standing
this looks like police brutality.

1002
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,016
Like you're one to talk.

1003
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:44,685
You leave your hands off of him.

1004
01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:47,104
- He's going down for murder.
- Really?

1005
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,982
Well, it seems like
your razor-sharp detective skills

1006
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:52,359
have missed one tiny detail.

1007
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,988
I don't see a body. Where's the body?

1008
01:07:56,322 --> 01:08:00,117
Now you got something else to say,
talk to his Jew lawyer.

1009
01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:09,626
(GROANS)

1010
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:12,212
Don't touch it, you'll get germs.

1011
01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,550
For the moment no charges have been laid.

1012
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:20,012
We've searched the area extensively,
no body has been found yet, so

1013
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:22,055
this remains a missing persons case.

1014
01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:25,976
Even with the overwhelming circumstantial
evidence implicating Mr Panofsky,

1015
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,352
our hands are tied.

1016
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,605
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
All right, people, we got 10 minutes to roll.

1017
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,191
10 minutes until we're rolling. Actors and...

1018
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:34,109
Excuse me, Barney.

1019
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:36,320
The papers you were waiting for just arrived.

1020
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,708
- Hello?
- BARNEY OVER PHONE: Miriam?

1021
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:53,045
I'm... I'm divorced.

1022
01:08:54,506 --> 01:08:56,507
- Barney.
- I'm going to be in New York tomorrow.

1023
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:57,758
How about dinner?

1024
01:08:58,551 --> 01:08:59,593
Um, no.

1025
01:09:00,011 --> 01:09:01,762
- Lunch?
- No.

1026
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,057
Miriam, please.

1027
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:07,226
Is the ink even dry yet?

1028
01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:10,354
Let me check.

1029
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:13,565
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1030
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,693
Look, it's just lunch. That's it. Only once.

1031
01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:21,240
And if you decide
that you never want to see me again,

1032
01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:22,449
then that's it.

1033
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,077
I swear. Just lunch.

1034
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:10,664
Yes. I'd like a bottle of Dom Pérignon,
well-chilled.

1035
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:17,129
And a dozen long-stem roses sent
to my room at exactly 2:00.

1036
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,595
Hi.

1037
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:12,142
I am so happy that you made it.
Now, have you eaten?

1038
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,145
- Is it hot in here?
- No and no.

1039
01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:17,689
You're sure. Okay.

1040
01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,859
Well, champagne?

1041
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:24,863
I... It's an occasion,
we should have some champagne.

1042
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:28,116
Don't you think? Yeah. Hey, excuse me.

1043
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:33,163
Can I get a bottle of Dom Pérignon?
And did you want to order now?

1044
01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:35,874
Well, I haven't looked at the menu yet.

1045
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:38,502
Of course, I'm sorry. You take your time.

1046
01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,630
The champagne, that will be fine.

1047
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:43,382
Thank you.

1048
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,176
And some beluga.

1049
01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:52,307
The Iranian kind not the Russian
'cause the Russian is just too salty.

1050
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,560
(EXHALES)

1051
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,188
Wow. It is hot in here.

1052
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:00,899
Are you okay?

1053
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:02,651
No. Yeah. No. No. I'm...

1054
01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:05,570
I'm great. I'm fine. I'm fine.

1055
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:09,408
There's just so much
that I want to talk about, you know.

1056
01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:16,415
Oh, I know, yes, I know. Have you read...

1057
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,335
Can I be clear on something?

1058
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,755
You didn't get divorced on my account,
did you?

1059
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:25,549
Of course I did.

1060
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,175
You hardly know me.

1061
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,053
(WAITER CLEARING THROAT)

1062
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:31,930
Your champagne, sir.

1063
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,765
BARNEY: Oh! Wonderful, look.

1064
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:37,019
Now we can celebrate. Good.

1065
01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:39,187
Celebrate what?

1066
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:47,195
Well, now that I am no longer a married man
and you and I are finally together.

1067
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:51,033
Are you all right?

1068
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:57,789
(RETCHING)

1069
01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:24,107
Don't leave, please.

1070
01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:30,781
What would you like to talk about?

1071
01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:37,079
- All the President's Men, Herzog...
- Oh, my God.

1072
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,749
Alphonse Daudet?

1073
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,084
(GROANS)

1074
01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:44,669
- Nice reference, by the way.
- Yeah, thanks.

1075
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,671
I'm an idiot.

1076
01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:48,924
Oh, don't be so modest.

1077
01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:53,303
You obviously expected me
to come to your room.

1078
01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:54,930
Never.

1079
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:58,308
So, the champagne and roses
are for someone else?

1080
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:04,815
Oh, my God.

1081
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,651
Why don't you get cleaned up?

1082
01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:12,280
We can go out, get some fresh air,
maybe a slice of pizza.

1083
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,116
I'm absolutely starving.

1084
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:19,371
You know, I'm always surprised that
people from New York don't know this,

1085
01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:22,874
but the Big Apple
is actually an old racing term

1086
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:28,004
credited to John Fitzgerald,
sports writer for The Herald in the '30s.

1087
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:31,633
But he had heard it from old stable hands
from Mississippi,

1088
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:34,427
using the term
to refer to the New York racetracks

1089
01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:38,849
because getting to race in New York was
considered hitting the big time, you know.

1090
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,352
Getting to take a bite of that Big Apple.

1091
01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:49,192
But I'm just going to keep talking here
because I'm afraid that if I stop,

1092
01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:52,195
there's going to be a pause or a break
and you're going to say,

1093
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,614
"It's getting late," or, "I should get going."

1094
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:57,409
And I'm not ready for that to happen.

1095
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:01,121
I don't want that to happen. Ever.

1096
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:09,254
There it was, the pause.

1097
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,424
(SIGHS) Yeah.

1098
01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,886
I'm still here.

1099
01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:20,557
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

1100
01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,268
Oh, I adored my father.

1101
01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:24,936
He was my hero.

1102
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:31,276
Until I found out he was sleeping
with every girl he could get his hands on.

1103
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:35,739
That killed my mother.

1104
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:38,909
It's what gave her cancer.

1105
01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:40,327
That's a bit unfair.

1106
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:46,708
No, it's not. Devastated her, every part of her,
mind and body, heart and soul.

1107
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,878
And that will never happen to me.

1108
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:54,674
Well, I would never do that to you, Miriam.

1109
01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,428
I want one thing from you.

1110
01:15:58,512 --> 01:15:59,554
Anything.

1111
01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:01,473
Don't answer, "Anything."

1112
01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:06,519
'Cause it's not real. And life's real.

1113
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,647
It's made up of little things,

1114
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:16,321
minutes, hours, naps, errands, routine
and it has to be enough.

1115
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:26,248
After all you've done to pursue me,
how can I trust you?

1116
01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:32,504
Well, that is, uh,
that's a reasonable question.

1117
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:39,469
I will just... I will just cut it off.

1118
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,764
You're offering to be my eunuch?

1119
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:45,475
I said that I would do anything
for you, Miriam.

1120
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:49,896
Well, don't do that. We'll be needing it.

1121
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:03,994
- Barney? Do you take this woman...
- Yes. Yes. I sure as hell do.

1122
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:05,662
(ALL LAUGHING)

1123
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:15,463
(CONGRATULATING IN YIDDISH)

1124
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,901
He promised
he'd never miss any of my weddings.

1125
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,082
(COOING)

1126
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,257
(SNIFFLING)

1127
01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,681
- Oh, Barney, put it in the freezer.
- What?

1128
01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:07,891
The onion.

1129
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:12,020
Put it in the freezer before you chop it
and then it won't make you cry.

1130
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,440
Well, how did I not know that?

1131
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:19,402
I think that he's about ready for his nap.

1132
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,532
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

1133
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:09,285
MIRIAM: It's about time to go for a swim.

1134
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:17,919
(LAUGHS)

1135
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:22,006
Look at you. Look at you. What are you...

1136
01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:23,341
(LAUGHS)

1137
01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:30,765
What?

1138
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:33,977
You did good, boychik.

1139
01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:52,120
- Anything?
- No.

1140
01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:57,041
- A nibble?
- No, Dad.

1141
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,546
- Burgers?
- Yes.

1142
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,964
(LAUGHING)

1143
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:09,053
All righty. Burgers it is.

1144
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,139
Tell your mother we threw them all back.

1145
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,057
For sure.

1146
01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:16,561
(MOTOR FALTERING)

1147
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:21,816
Come on, Dad!

1148
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,569
- I got it. I'm working on it, okay?
- Okay.

1149
01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:29,240
I got it.
I'll get it with a little bit of force, you know.

1150
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,284
(MOTOR FALTERING)

1151
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,744
Son of a bitch.

1152
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:34,287
Now what do we do?

1153
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:46,466
You guys need any help?

1154
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:51,012
Yeah. No. No, thanks, no. I've got it. It's fine.
I just need to get a little bit of a...

1155
01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:00,021
If you throw me a line, I can tow you in.

1156
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,528
I'm renting a cabin here.
Just moved from New York.

1157
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,988
Good. And what do you do, Blair?

1158
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,240
I work in radio.

1159
01:21:10,658 --> 01:21:12,951
Oh, I used to work in radio in New York.

1160
01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:14,077
Really? Where?

1161
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:15,286
WZAJ.

1162
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,455
It's a little jazz station.

1163
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:20,208
Yeah. Sure, I know it.
Ron Lewis is an old friend of mine.

1164
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:22,669
He is? That's funny. He gave me my first job.

1165
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,380
Isn't that a coincidence?

1166
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,715
The universe works in strange
and mysterious ways, huh?

1167
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,175
Mmm. Mmm.

1168
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:32,053
We were just going to throw some burgers
on the barbecue.

1169
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,179
You wanna join us?

1170
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:36,349
- I'm a vegan. But thank you.
- A what?

1171
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,227
Is that treatable?

1172
01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:42,981
(LAUGHS) I can make a salad.

1173
01:21:43,482 --> 01:21:44,607
No, I don't want to impose.

1174
01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:48,486
I should probably paddle home
before it gets dark, anyway.

1175
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:52,031
- But it was lovely to meet the both of you.
- Sure.

1176
01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:56,077
- A pleasure.
- Sure.

1177
01:21:57,663 --> 01:22:00,039
MICHAEL: I found this really old cabin...
MIRIAM: Salad...

1178
01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,791
...in the forest and it's really cool.
- MIRIAM: Michael.

1179
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,586
- And we should take you there one day.
- BARNEY: Well, here we go.

1180
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,129
(BOAT MOTOR REWING)

1181
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,475
Probably just flooded.

1182
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,352
I re-attached your pull cord.

1183
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:28,735
That was nice of him.

1184
01:22:29,653 --> 01:22:33,072
MIRIAM: We'll end ourprogramme
with a request from our regular listener,

1185
01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:35,199
Alphonse, from Montreal.

1186
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:39,162
This is Leonard Cohen's
Dance Me to the End of Love.

1187
01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:43,249
I'm Miriam Grant.
You're listening to WIXU, New York.

1188
01:22:47,254 --> 01:22:48,504
(SNIFFLING)

1189
01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:20,244
It's not like I'm going to war, okay?

1190
01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:22,538
- I'll be back Thanksgiving.
- Okay.

1191
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,459
I'm going inside.

1192
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,090
Any last words of wisdom?

1193
01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:33,216
If you need money, ask me.

1194
01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:35,134
Don't start selling dope.

1195
01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:36,511
- No selling dope.
- Yeah.

1196
01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:37,679
Got it. (LAUGHS)

1197
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,314
Take care of yourself.

1198
01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:00,910
He had to leave home eventually, you know.

1199
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,162
That's not it.

1200
01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,961
I want to go back to work.

1201
01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,966
I've been thinking about it for a while.

1202
01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,677
Blair said that
he could get me freelance work.

1203
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:18,845
Oh. Uh-oh.

1204
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:23,349
No, listen. Just research and writing for now,
but it could lead to other things.

1205
01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:24,934
(CLEARS THROAT)

1206
01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:26,269
Maybe even on air.

1207
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:28,980
Well, I'm sure that Blair will do everything
that he can for you.

1208
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,273
Oh, stop it.

1209
01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:32,775
And how is everything?

1210
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:34,610
It's excellent, as always, Jean.

1211
01:24:34,862 --> 01:24:36,154
We're good. Thanks.

1212
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,574
I knew how you'd take this.

1213
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,537
It's just that I worked so hard
so that you wouldn't have to,

1214
01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:46,539
so you could be here with me and the kids.

1215
01:24:46,623 --> 01:24:47,957
I thought we agreed that was important.

1216
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:52,378
It was important.
But Michael's gone and soon Kate will be.

1217
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:55,965
And, you, my darling,
are as grown-up as you'll ever be.

1218
01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,802
I have to remember that I was once

1219
01:24:59,887 --> 01:25:02,013
something more
than just a wife and a mother.

1220
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:05,391
Fine, then. You know what? I'll quit working.
We'll retire early.

1221
01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:07,518
We'll go travelling in Italy.

1222
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:09,854
We'll get a villa on Lake Como.

1223
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:14,317
You're trying to fix it.
You can't fix this like you do everything else.

1224
01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:20,615
I don't want you to. I need to do this.
Can you try and understand?

1225
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:28,289
Yes, of course.

1226
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,752
Whatever you want to do,
I am behind it 100%.

1227
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:34,545
Okay.

1228
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:40,426
Well, Mr Dalhousie,
that's all we have time for.

1229
01:25:40,511 --> 01:25:43,513
And thank you so much for coming in.

1230
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:45,181
It was a great pleasure.

1231
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:47,016
Thank you.

1232
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:49,727
That's great. Perfect. Perfect.

1233
01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:51,813
(LAUGHING)

1234
01:25:53,941 --> 01:25:55,358
(MEN SHOUTING)

1235
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,068
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)

1236
01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:04,700
- BARNEY: Come on! Come on!
- (EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

1237
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:06,202
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1238
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:09,747
Well, come on!
What the hell kind of a call is that?

1239
01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:12,041
Oh, God damn it.

1240
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:16,295
He took a fall.
He tripped on his own goddamn stick.

1241
01:26:16,797 --> 01:26:18,089
(RINGING TONE)

1242
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:02,800
Where were you?

1243
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,264
I was at Grumpys watching the game.

1244
01:27:09,266 --> 01:27:10,725
Did you hear my interview?

1245
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,854
Oh, God damn it.

1246
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:19,025
I'm sorry, sweetheart,
(LAUGHING) I lost track of time.

1247
01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:22,320
It was important to me. You knew that, right?

1248
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:24,196
Yes.

1249
01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:26,824
But you missed my first on-air interview

1250
01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:29,660
'cause you were drunk
and watching the hockey game

1251
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:31,829
like you've done 1,000 times before.

1252
01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:41,589
Yes.

1253
01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,760
Okay. I just wanted to be sure that
we were clear on what happened here.

1254
01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:04,737
Should I sleep on the sofa?

1255
01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:13,371
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

1256
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:17,249
You're not sleeping on the sofa.
We don't sleep apart.

1257
01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:24,548
- Did you get your plot yet?
- No.

1258
01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,717
You should. The good ones go fast.

1259
01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:39,063
- You okay?
- Sure.

1260
01:28:40,565 --> 01:28:43,567
You know, I was thinking about something.
Maybe you should move in with us.

1261
01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:46,529
The kids are gone, we got a lot of space.
What do you say?

1262
01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:48,072
Thanks, but no thanks.

1263
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,950
I just don't like the idea
of you being alone, that's all.

1264
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:55,079
I'm not alone.

1265
01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:03,295
You see that? Jacob Stern, no wife?

1266
01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:04,922
That's alone.

1267
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:07,341
I'm going to be right here, near your mother.

1268
01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:10,761
When you get to be my age,
you'll see what a comfort that is.

1269
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,016
It must be hard without her.

1270
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,271
I'm used to being without her.

1271
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:24,150
I need to get laid.

1272
01:29:25,152 --> 01:29:28,779
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What?

1273
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:31,407
God almighty. Classy, Panofsky.

1274
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,493
How long have you ever had to hold out,
Mr Three Wives?

1275
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,620
- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1276
01:29:37,122 --> 01:29:39,707
And I think it's safe to say in 50 years

1277
01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,125
we'll look back on this time

1278
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,628
and our inhumane treatment of animals
for the purposes of mass consumption

1279
01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:49,050
and we'll look at it as a shameful
and barbaric period in our history.

1280
01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:54,638
I mean, I think it's much the way
we view segregation and McCarthyism.

1281
01:29:56,141 --> 01:30:02,188
I think we're at the interval
between consciousness and action...

1282
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,440
- Barney.
- BLAIR: And, you know...

1283
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,525
- (WHISPERING) Don't smoke that.
...what provides that momentum

1284
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:09,111
towards action is conversations like this.

1285
01:30:09,196 --> 01:30:10,863
- Like we're having right now.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

1286
01:30:11,490 --> 01:30:13,491
I mean, I think it's probably
going to be less than 50...

1287
01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:16,368
What do you...
Do you say less than or fewer...

1288
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:19,330
MIRIAM: Fewer.
BLAIR: Yeah, you say fewer than.

1289
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,207
So, I think it'll be fewer than 50...

1290
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:37,348
If you can't at least be civil with my friends,
don't bother joining us.

1291
01:30:38,058 --> 01:30:39,850
Oh, I thought I was perfectly civil.

1292
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:41,560
You fell asleep at the table.

1293
01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:42,686
(EXHALES)

1294
01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:48,109
I forgot to ask, how was the cemetery?

1295
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:49,652
Good times.

1296
01:30:51,822 --> 01:30:53,155
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1297
01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:00,538
Hello. Yeah?

1298
01:31:03,416 --> 01:31:04,708
(WOMAN SOBBING)

1299
01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:07,169
WOMAN 2: Don't take it to heart.

1300
01:31:51,882 --> 01:31:53,465
Hiya, boychick.

1301
01:31:54,718 --> 01:31:56,302
(SOBBING)

1302
01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:10,649
(LAUGHS)

1303
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,652
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

1304
01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:19,074
I'm sorry.

1305
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:47,770
Oh, goddamn. Oh, you look like a king.

1306
01:32:49,648 --> 01:32:53,484
That's what you look like, Daddy.
You look like a fucking king.

1307
01:33:05,705 --> 01:33:07,873
- You want anything?
- KATE: No, thanks.

1308
01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:15,839
It's your turn.

1309
01:33:16,967 --> 01:33:18,300
All righty.

1310
01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:24,223
- What did you do?
- Right here.

1311
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,392
Let's see here.

1312
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:29,228
This guy right here.

1313
01:33:38,196 --> 01:33:39,488
What word is that?

1314
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,365
Attorney.

1315
01:33:41,992 --> 01:33:43,867
KATE: You're missing half the letters.

1316
01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:47,663
It's the abbreviation, genius.

1317
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,876
When you get that lazy with cheating,
I know you're tired.

1318
01:33:54,379 --> 01:33:55,421
Hmm.

1319
01:34:00,719 --> 01:34:04,555
MAN: Five, four, three, two...

1320
01:34:06,057 --> 01:34:10,060
And we're back talking with renowned
painter and artist, Leo Fasoli.

1321
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:15,566
Leo, you recently signed a seven-figure deal
with Simon & Schuster

1322
01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:17,484
to publish your autobiography,

1323
01:34:17,819 --> 01:34:21,238
and then you returned the money
saying that you no longer wanted to do it.

1324
01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,073
What happened?

1325
01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:27,828
It proved to be more difficult
than I originally thought it would be.

1326
01:34:28,913 --> 01:34:31,999
So does that mean you won't be
doing a retrospective any time soon?

1327
01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:34,918
Who knows? Anything is possible.
(CHUCKLES)

1328
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,510
- It was nice to meet you.
- My pleasure.

1329
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,554
- Bye.
- Bye.

1330
01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:52,186
- So, you like this one?
- Yeah.

1331
01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:54,021
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1332
01:34:54,773 --> 01:34:57,858
Thank you again for doing this.
This was a real coup for Miriam.

1333
01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:00,069
- Thank you.
- It was my pleasure, huh.

1334
01:35:00,779 --> 01:35:01,862
She is an amazing woman.

1335
01:35:01,946 --> 01:35:03,697
You sure you don't want to stay the night?

1336
01:35:03,782 --> 01:35:05,741
You know
that we would love to have you. Please.

1337
01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:09,411
There's nothing I would enjoy more,
but I have to get back to Italy.

1338
01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:11,288
I have to.

1339
01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:17,044
Hey, you have made a wonderful life
for yourself. It makes me happy.

1340
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,886
(BIDDING FAREWELL IN ITALIAN)

1341
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:27,054
See you.

1342
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:30,808
(LAUGHING)

1343
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:34,228
Allow me a toast to you, Barney,
'cause you really came through

1344
01:35:34,312 --> 01:35:37,147
- getting Leo to do this interview.
- Yes, you did. You did.

1345
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:39,400
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1346
01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:41,735
And a toast to Blair on his new job
in New York.

1347
01:35:41,820 --> 01:35:43,737
Well, I don't have it yet. Just...

1348
01:35:43,822 --> 01:35:45,447
Oh, well, here's hoping.

1349
01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,493
- Everybody done.
- BOTH: Mmm-hmm.

1350
01:35:50,245 --> 01:35:53,330
- Let me help.
- No, no. Guests don't clean.

1351
01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:57,292
Yeah, sit down. Come on, sit.

1352
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:08,595
So, when do you find out?

1353
01:36:09,305 --> 01:36:11,181
Oh, it's... It's another month.

1354
01:36:11,433 --> 01:36:13,475
A month? Oh jeez, come on.

1355
01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:17,688
Don't be so soft. You got to push these guys.
You got to push them.

1356
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,691
Let them know that they're going to lose you
if they sit on their asses.

1357
01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:24,361
No, I'm just not one to be aggressive
in that way. You know?

1358
01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:27,448
Just because you're gay,
doesn't mean that you can't be assertive.

1359
01:36:27,532 --> 01:36:29,491
I'm not gay, I just...

1360
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:34,788
No. I didn't think so. But Miriam seems to...

1361
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:38,041
Miriam thinks I'm gay?

1362
01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:41,378
Well, I told her that you weren't, but...

1363
01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:44,548
(MIRIAM CLEARS THROAT)

1364
01:36:44,883 --> 01:36:46,717
So, what are you boys talking about?

1365
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:50,721
(DOOR CLOSES)

1366
01:36:55,727 --> 01:36:56,810
What's with you?

1367
01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,146
- What?
- Don't say, "What."

1368
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,898
Let's just skip that whole part, okay?

1369
01:37:00,982 --> 01:37:04,526
I was just giving him some life lessons,
that's all.

1370
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,488
By telling him that I think he's gay?

1371
01:37:07,906 --> 01:37:09,740
Who even jokes about that any more?

1372
01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,576
I don't want to fight about Cher.

1373
01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:15,496
Oh, we're not fighting about Blair,
we're fighting about you.

1374
01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:19,082
- Why?
- Because getting Leo to come in

1375
01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:21,251
doesn't negate all the interviews
that you've missed

1376
01:37:21,377 --> 01:37:23,504
to get drunk and watch the game or...

1377
01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:28,217
Or all the dinners that you ruined
'cause you're incorrigible with my friends.

1378
01:37:30,053 --> 01:37:31,261
Oh.

1379
01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:33,722
It doesn't?

1380
01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:36,517
I'm going to go and visit Michael for a week.

1381
01:37:37,602 --> 01:37:38,602
What?

1382
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,771
I'm going to New York.

1383
01:37:42,607 --> 01:37:45,275
- Oh, when?
- Next weekend.

1384
01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,820
All right, I'll take the week off.

1385
01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:53,075
No, I think a little time apart
would be good for both of us.

1386
01:37:55,119 --> 01:37:57,496
What? Where is this coming from?

1387
01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:02,376
We've hardly been apart
since we've been married.

1388
01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:05,629
I think it would be good
to circulate the air a little. That's all.

1389
01:38:05,755 --> 01:38:06,797
You know...

1390
01:38:08,216 --> 01:38:11,885
It's only a week, okay?

1391
01:38:19,269 --> 01:38:20,310
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

1392
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:22,938
- Hello?
- BARNEY OVER PHONE: Michael.

1393
01:38:23,273 --> 01:38:26,650
Hi. Put your mother on the phone, please.

1394
01:38:27,277 --> 01:38:29,236
Nice talking to you, too, Dad. Mom?

1395
01:38:29,445 --> 01:38:30,779
- Yeah?
- It's Dad.

1396
01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:33,282
Okay. Hold on.

1397
01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:37,661
Hi.

1398
01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:42,833
Come home already. Would you?
I can't sleep without you here beside me.

1399
01:38:43,293 --> 01:38:44,334
I know.

1400
01:38:44,961 --> 01:38:47,212
I keep reaching over for you in bed.

1401
01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:50,132
You know,
I bought our cemetery plots today.

1402
01:38:50,216 --> 01:38:51,258
What?

1403
01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:52,801
(LAUGHS)

1404
01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:57,764
I can't handle being without you
for even a day

1405
01:38:57,849 --> 01:39:02,352
and that got me thinking,
and I just needed to have that settled.

1406
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:04,855
That we would be together forever.

1407
01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:08,734
Oh. You shouldn't have done that
without talking to me first.

1408
01:39:08,818 --> 01:39:10,027
That's a big thing.

1409
01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:12,821
What does that mean, that you're not sure?

1410
01:39:13,281 --> 01:39:16,158
No. Why is everything
all or nothing with you?

1411
01:39:17,035 --> 01:39:21,163
I say I need a little space and you go out
and you buy real estate for our afterlife?

1412
01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:26,793
- I'm sorry. I...
- Overreacted. Yes, you did.

1413
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:28,670
I'm sure what you bought is fine.

1414
01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:31,423
I'm sure that if you bought it,
it's the best plot in the whole city,

1415
01:39:31,507 --> 01:39:34,134
but I'm still not coming home today.

1416
01:39:35,261 --> 01:39:37,512
I'm enjoying my week with my son.

1417
01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:41,892
Now, I have to go,
because Blair is waiting for us...

1418
01:39:41,976 --> 01:39:44,853
- Blair?
- Barney, don't even start.

1419
01:39:45,521 --> 01:39:47,356
He actually took your advice

1420
01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:49,483
and he told them that he had another offer

1421
01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:51,401
and they called him down
for a final interview.

1422
01:39:52,362 --> 01:39:55,864
Oh, I can't believe
that you're there with Blair.

1423
01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,825
I'm not even going to
have this conversation with you.

1424
01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:06,625
I love you, but I really do have to go. Okay?

1425
01:40:07,251 --> 01:40:08,502
Uh-huh.

1426
01:40:10,046 --> 01:40:11,171
(DISCONNECTS CALL)

1427
01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:22,808
And then our friend here
leaves his own wedding,

1428
01:40:23,142 --> 01:40:25,560
takes off and chases her right on to the train.

1429
01:40:25,645 --> 01:40:26,895
- No way!
- Yeah.

1430
01:40:27,271 --> 01:40:30,023
- You're crazy.
- That's what I keep telling him.

1431
01:40:34,654 --> 01:40:37,656
- You don't remember me, do you?
- Should I?

1432
01:40:37,865 --> 01:40:40,826
I had a small part on your TV show
a few years ago.

1433
01:40:41,452 --> 01:40:47,416
Really? I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I don't remember that.

1434
01:40:49,502 --> 01:40:53,296
That's okay. I remembered you right away.

1435
01:40:53,381 --> 01:40:55,048
- Oh, thank you.
- (CHUCKLING)

1436
01:40:56,175 --> 01:40:58,385
I'm going to freshen up a bit.

1437
01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:02,639
- Would you mind ordering me another?
- Of course.

1438
01:41:11,607 --> 01:41:13,483
(MOANING)

1439
01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:30,667
- I need a test now.
- Test for what?

1440
01:41:30,752 --> 01:41:34,629
VD, syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDS,
the whole thing.

1441
01:41:35,965 --> 01:41:39,217
- Slow down. What the hell happened?
- Just give me the test, Morty.

1442
01:41:39,343 --> 01:41:41,428
And I need the results as soon as possible.

1443
01:41:55,693 --> 01:41:57,152
There we go.

1444
01:42:00,156 --> 01:42:02,574
- Oh, it's good to be home.
- Yeah.

1445
01:42:05,077 --> 01:42:10,707
I'll put these in water and then
I'll unpack your bags, so you go relax, okay?

1446
01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:13,168
I have a better idea.

1447
01:42:16,714 --> 01:42:19,925
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.

1448
01:42:24,931 --> 01:42:26,890
You must be exhausted, though, right?

1449
01:42:26,974 --> 01:42:31,061
I'm going to make you some tea
and I'm going to run you a bath.

1450
01:42:31,896 --> 01:42:32,938
How's that sound?

1451
01:42:33,022 --> 01:42:34,689
- Barney?
- Yeah?

1452
01:42:35,483 --> 01:42:36,525
What's wrong?

1453
01:42:36,776 --> 01:42:38,026
Nothing. Why?

1454
01:42:38,236 --> 01:42:39,277
Barney.

1455
01:42:39,695 --> 01:42:40,862
What?

1456
01:42:40,947 --> 01:42:43,490
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
- Oh! I got it. I got it. I got it.

1457
01:42:44,951 --> 01:42:48,578
Hello? Oh, yeah, hold on. Just a second.

1458
01:42:49,914 --> 01:42:54,376
It's work.
There's crazy problems on the set and it's...

1459
01:42:56,629 --> 01:43:01,049
Well, whenever you're done hiding whatever
it is you screwed up while I was gone,

1460
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:04,177
I'll be in the bedroom naked.

1461
01:43:11,102 --> 01:43:12,477
Morty, so?

1462
01:43:16,107 --> 01:43:17,691
Oh, thank God.

1463
01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:21,278
Oh, my God, thank God.

1464
01:43:22,697 --> 01:43:23,864
(CHUCKLES)

1465
01:43:24,490 --> 01:43:26,825
Yeah. Yeah, that's great.

1466
01:43:35,835 --> 01:43:38,003
I don't know why, but I...

1467
01:43:40,965 --> 01:43:44,593
I checked the caller ID,
'cause you were acting so strange and...

1468
01:43:49,724 --> 01:43:51,892
Why did you lie to me about it being Morty?

1469
01:43:56,689 --> 01:43:57,731
(SIGHS)

1470
01:43:58,482 --> 01:43:59,941
Tell me the truth.

1471
01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:03,028
Oh, God.

1472
01:44:04,614 --> 01:44:06,156
Are you sick?

1473
01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:11,202
- Tell me.
- No, I'm not sick. No.

1474
01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:13,121
- The way you cough.
- No.

1475
01:44:13,497 --> 01:44:15,957
- All those cigars?
- Miriam. No.

1476
01:44:17,251 --> 01:44:20,629
I am not sick.

1477
01:44:24,342 --> 01:44:25,508
Okay.

1478
01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,139
So what is it?

1479
01:44:33,601 --> 01:44:35,852
What are you hiding from me?

1480
01:44:40,191 --> 01:44:45,528
Tell me.

1481
01:44:50,868 --> 01:44:52,869
It meant nothing to me.

1482
01:44:57,375 --> 01:45:02,128
Oh, God.

1483
01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:14,265
Please, Miriam, please.
Please, please, Miriam, please, please...

1484
01:45:14,558 --> 01:45:19,145
- How could you? How could you?
- Please. Please. Please.

1485
01:45:23,067 --> 01:45:27,278
We have a life.

1486
01:45:34,412 --> 01:45:35,954
We had a life.

1487
01:45:58,769 --> 01:46:00,270
Hey, wait a minute, Michael.

1488
01:46:12,700 --> 01:46:14,117
(CLEARS THROAT) Hey. Hey.

1489
01:46:17,538 --> 01:46:20,790
I know how difficult this is for both of you,

1490
01:46:22,293 --> 01:46:25,170
but your mother and I
are going to work through this, okay?

1491
01:46:25,463 --> 01:46:27,964
How could you have fucked this up?

1492
01:46:29,133 --> 01:46:32,052
She deserved so much better than you

1493
01:46:34,305 --> 01:46:35,680
and she still loved you.

1494
01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:40,477
You're a miserable, ungrateful prick,
is what you are.

1495
01:46:40,561 --> 01:46:43,063
Watch your mouth. I am still your father.

1496
01:46:43,147 --> 01:46:45,148
Yeah, I know.
There's nothing I can do about that.

1497
01:47:20,768 --> 01:47:21,851
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1498
01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:23,853
Totally Unnecessary Productions.
One second.

1499
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,815
- Good morning, Barney.
- My car was stolen.

1500
01:47:26,899 --> 01:47:28,650
Find out what I do to report it, please.

1501
01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:32,195
It's parked in the lot.
I have the keys right here.

1502
01:47:37,409 --> 01:47:38,701
- It's okay.
- I know.

1503
01:47:50,631 --> 01:47:54,342
Why did you leave the set?
I thought you might want to give a speech.

1504
01:47:54,426 --> 01:47:55,552
No.

1505
01:47:58,556 --> 01:47:59,973
I'm not interested.

1506
01:48:00,057 --> 01:48:01,724
You don't even know what I'm going to say.

1507
01:48:01,809 --> 01:48:05,395
I am not interested
in what you're going to say, that is the point.

1508
01:48:07,022 --> 01:48:10,233
What if it's something really interesting?

1509
01:48:10,901 --> 01:48:15,029
Right now, I'm in a state
of complete disinterest to all things.

1510
01:48:15,197 --> 01:48:18,116
Is that clear
or should I get someone to translate?

1511
01:48:19,118 --> 01:48:20,243
(LAUGHING)

1512
01:48:20,369 --> 01:48:23,705
I'm going to Bulgaria, first class.

1513
01:48:25,624 --> 01:48:28,209
You haven't flown in 30 years, Solange.

1514
01:48:30,087 --> 01:48:36,759
I've been in systematic desensitisation
therapy to get over my fear of flying.

1515
01:48:37,928 --> 01:48:39,888
- Are you out of your mind?
- What? (GIGGLES)

1516
01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:48,062
Some idiots keep printing 30-year-old
pictures of you in bikinis,

1517
01:48:49,273 --> 01:48:52,275
so old Bolsheviks
can have something to jerk off to,

1518
01:48:52,443 --> 01:48:55,945
and you're going to travel
a halfway around the world because of that?

1519
01:48:57,281 --> 01:49:00,617
What the hell do you imagine
is going to happen, Solange?

1520
01:49:01,911 --> 01:49:04,662
What are you, you're going to step
right off the plane onto the tarmac

1521
01:49:04,788 --> 01:49:08,750
with the Chanel glasses and the Hermes
scarf wrapped around your new do?

1522
01:49:08,834 --> 01:49:11,836
A gaggle of paparazzi awaiting your arrival?

1523
01:49:12,963 --> 01:49:18,843
You are 180 years old!
Solange, get the fuck over it!

1524
01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:24,599
What the hell is wrong with you?

1525
01:49:24,683 --> 01:49:25,975
What the hell is wrong with me?

1526
01:49:26,310 --> 01:49:28,311
My friend Leo just died!

1527
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:32,357
You hear me?

1528
01:49:34,276 --> 01:49:36,110
Leo died a year ago.

1529
01:49:37,655 --> 01:49:38,655
What?

1530
01:49:44,370 --> 01:49:47,038
You were a pallbearer at his funeral, Barney.

1531
01:49:59,510 --> 01:50:02,053
I'm going to start by asking you
a series of questions.

1532
01:50:02,179 --> 01:50:04,222
Just answer them. There's no right or wrong.

1533
01:50:06,475 --> 01:50:07,517
What month is it?

1534
01:50:09,186 --> 01:50:10,687
You're joking.

1535
01:50:12,022 --> 01:50:14,232
- There's a point to all this.
- Uh-huh.

1536
01:50:15,234 --> 01:50:16,317
April.

1537
01:50:16,568 --> 01:50:18,736
- What season is it?
- Summer.

1538
01:50:23,742 --> 01:50:25,201
What kind of car do you drive?

1539
01:50:26,537 --> 01:50:29,706
Morty, this is fucking embarrassing.
What the hell!

1540
01:50:30,416 --> 01:50:32,041
Just answer it.

1541
01:50:32,835 --> 01:50:33,876
It's...

1542
01:50:39,383 --> 01:50:41,926
You know... It's... It's...

1543
01:50:44,847 --> 01:50:46,055
(SIGHS)

1544
01:50:47,558 --> 01:50:49,225
Oh, God damn it.

1545
01:50:53,564 --> 01:50:56,441
This is crazy. This is crazy.

1546
01:51:04,074 --> 01:51:05,116
It's German.

1547
01:51:13,042 --> 01:51:17,295
You know, I can't even find the fucking thing.
Why the hell should I care what it is called?

1548
01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:30,933
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)

1549
01:51:45,949 --> 01:51:48,076
MIRIAM ON RADIO:
That was Leonard Cohen's I'm Your Man,

1550
01:51:48,202 --> 01:51:52,413
a request from our ever-faithful listener,
Alphonse, all the way from Montreal.

1551
01:51:53,290 --> 01:51:55,416
And here's one for you, Alphonse.

1552
01:51:56,126 --> 01:51:59,295
I Don't Want to Hear it Anymore
by Dusty Springfield.

1553
01:52:00,089 --> 01:52:01,297
(LAUGHS)

1554
01:52:10,391 --> 01:52:11,808
Here you go, Alphonse.

1555
01:52:14,395 --> 01:52:15,645
(LAUGHS)

1556
01:52:29,618 --> 01:52:30,910
(LAUGHING)

1557
01:52:46,844 --> 01:52:49,095
Fuck! Fuck!

1558
01:53:06,113 --> 01:53:07,155
Daddy!

1559
01:53:09,867 --> 01:53:13,786
Daddy! Daddy, stop. Stop. Please stop.

1560
01:53:15,205 --> 01:53:17,039
Daddy, what's wrong?

1561
01:53:20,169 --> 01:53:21,377
What's wrong?

1562
01:53:21,712 --> 01:53:24,714
I can't remember
your mother's phone number.

1563
01:53:53,994 --> 01:53:55,369
You look great.

1564
01:53:55,913 --> 01:53:57,705
You look fantastic.

1565
01:54:04,254 --> 01:54:06,047
Sit down, come on.

1566
01:54:11,762 --> 01:54:14,263
You're not going to get sick
on me again, are you?

1567
01:54:14,389 --> 01:54:18,893
No, no. Only coffee for me now. Thank you.

1568
01:54:21,355 --> 01:54:23,898
But I do have my crib notes.

1569
01:54:25,943 --> 01:54:27,568
Now where the hell are they?

1570
01:54:28,904 --> 01:54:34,116
Yeah, I got my address and number,
Kate's number, Michael's,

1571
01:54:35,536 --> 01:54:37,912
all the important stuff in case I get lost.

1572
01:54:38,413 --> 01:54:41,541
I was thinking a dog collar
might be better but...

1573
01:54:43,794 --> 01:54:46,128
I've been doing some research,

1574
01:54:47,422 --> 01:54:52,051
and they're always coming out
with new treatments and doing trials.

1575
01:54:52,261 --> 01:54:55,137
Yeah, let's... I don't...
Let's not do that whole thing.

1576
01:54:55,973 --> 01:54:59,016
'Cause we all know
where this is heading, right?

1577
01:55:01,562 --> 01:55:03,145
Can we be friends now?

1578
01:55:05,816 --> 01:55:07,316
No, we can't.

1579
01:55:12,114 --> 01:55:14,907
I'm here for you, if you'll let me be.

1580
01:55:21,290 --> 01:55:24,292
We had a beautiful marriage, but it's over.

1581
01:55:25,669 --> 01:55:27,920
And I want you to accept that.

1582
01:55:32,009 --> 01:55:34,927
Have I ever given up when it comes to you?

1583
01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:42,143
Never.

1584
01:55:43,854 --> 01:55:47,023
So what makes you think
I'm going to start now?

1585
01:55:50,861 --> 01:55:52,111
(JEAN GREETING IN FRENCH)

1586
01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:53,988
(GREETING IN FRENCH)

1587
01:55:55,824 --> 01:55:58,951
- Are you ready to hear today's special?
- Yeah.

1588
01:55:59,453 --> 01:56:02,830
We have Dover sole
flown in from Calais this morning.

1589
01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:04,498
We have also...

1590
01:56:13,550 --> 01:56:14,842
Mmm.

1591
01:56:34,237 --> 01:56:35,613
Thank you.

1592
01:57:24,913 --> 01:57:27,498
Jean, Jean, did you see Barney?

1593
01:57:28,041 --> 01:57:33,796
No, Madame, I haven't. He paid the bill,
but left his wallet on the table.

1594
01:57:34,965 --> 01:57:36,340
Thank you.

1595
01:58:02,576 --> 01:58:05,035
- MIRIAM: Barney?
- Yeah?

1596
01:58:06,413 --> 01:58:09,206
- There you are.
- Hey, what's up?

1597
01:58:09,583 --> 01:58:12,001
I couldn't find you. I got scared.

1598
01:58:13,086 --> 01:58:15,671
It's so beautiful in here, isn't it?

1599
01:58:17,090 --> 01:58:19,008
You forgot your wallet at the table.

1600
01:58:19,718 --> 01:58:23,763
What's wrong with you? Look at you,
you're practically shaking. Hey...

1601
01:58:24,222 --> 01:58:29,101
- Well, I thought I lost you.
- Lost me? No, no.

1602
01:58:32,105 --> 01:58:35,191
Hey, I was thinking, the kids are at school.

1603
01:58:35,734 --> 01:58:40,070
What do you say we go home
and curl up in bed and watch a movie?

1604
01:58:40,989 --> 01:58:42,531
- The kids?
- Yeah.

1605
01:58:43,366 --> 01:58:45,618
You dropped them off, right?

1606
01:58:46,953 --> 01:58:51,832
You okay? Oh, my love, hey, don't cry.

1607
01:58:56,630 --> 01:58:59,423
Have I not loved you enough today?
Is that it?

1608
01:59:03,678 --> 01:59:05,429
It's okay. Hey.

1609
01:59:07,808 --> 01:59:10,518
What do you say? What do you say?
Let's go play hooky.

1610
01:59:12,270 --> 01:59:13,437
Huh?

1611
01:59:17,234 --> 01:59:18,776
Let's get you home.

1612
01:59:20,654 --> 01:59:21,821
Okay.

1613
01:59:38,046 --> 01:59:41,340
It was while on a survey here
on the summit of Mont Orford

1614
01:59:41,424 --> 01:59:45,261
that Hydro workers stumbled upon the
remains of Bernard "Boogie" Moscovitch,

1615
01:59:45,387 --> 01:59:47,805
who went missing more than 30 years ago.

1616
01:59:48,139 --> 01:59:51,725
His friend, Barney Panofsky,
producer of the long-running soap

1617
01:59:51,810 --> 01:59:54,979
O'Malley of the North,
was the only suspect in the case.

1618
01:59:55,063 --> 01:59:59,733
Our findings show that Mr Moscovitch
died by either a severe beating to the skull

1619
01:59:59,818 --> 02:00:05,072
with a blunt instrument, or perhaps injuries
sustained from a fall of considerable height.

1620
02:00:05,156 --> 02:00:08,534
But there is no evidence
of gunshot wounds whatsoever.

1621
02:00:08,827 --> 02:00:11,453
Retired Detective Sean O'Hearne
whose book about the case

1622
02:00:11,538 --> 02:00:15,249
was both a commercial and critical failure,
had only this to say.

1623
02:00:15,333 --> 02:00:17,376
Just because he didn't shoot him,
doesn't mean he didn't kill him.

1624
02:00:17,794 --> 02:00:20,045
This just brings us one step closer
to proving the truth, okay?

1625
02:00:20,130 --> 02:00:21,171
Thank you. Thank you.

1626
02:00:21,256 --> 02:00:23,799
REPORTER: The pathology report
suggesting that the victim's injuries

1627
02:00:23,884 --> 02:00:27,970
were consistent with a sky-diving fall
doesn't shed any new light

1628
02:00:28,054 --> 02:00:30,556
on who may have been responsible
for this death.

1629
02:00:31,141 --> 02:00:33,809
But at least one part of a 30-year mystery

1630
02:00:33,894 --> 02:00:35,769
- has finally been solved.
- KATE: Just turn that off.

1631
02:00:42,944 --> 02:00:44,111
Kate?

1632
02:00:44,696 --> 02:00:46,488
Kate, what is this?

1633
02:00:47,824 --> 02:00:50,492
What is...
A regular payment out of the company?

1634
02:00:52,454 --> 02:00:53,579
Oh, that.

1635
02:00:54,581 --> 02:00:56,540
For years now,
Daddy's been paying some guy

1636
02:00:56,625 --> 02:00:59,543
to make up those fake tabloid items
about Solange.

1637
02:01:00,587 --> 02:01:03,547
- Why?
- I don't know. To make her feel good.

1638
02:01:04,090 --> 02:01:06,634
He even went so far as to get them
faxed from Bulgaria,

1639
02:01:06,718 --> 02:01:08,177
just in case she checked the number.

1640
02:01:08,261 --> 02:01:09,595
Bulgaria.

1641
02:01:09,888 --> 02:01:11,722
Daddy asked me to keep them going.

1642
02:01:11,806 --> 02:01:12,848
Here.

1643
02:01:18,647 --> 02:01:23,943
"To my wife Miriam Grant Panofsky,
I leave our city condo

1644
02:01:25,445 --> 02:01:29,114
"and the adjoining plot to my own
in Mount Royal Cemetery,

1645
02:01:29,491 --> 02:01:32,993
"where my wish is for her
to be buried alongside me."

1646
02:01:33,119 --> 02:01:34,828
He shouldn't have included this.
It's not fair to her.

1647
02:01:34,913 --> 02:01:36,872
I mean, she's married to Blair.

1648
02:01:36,957 --> 02:01:38,582
Only until death do them part.

1649
02:01:39,626 --> 02:01:40,793
Right.

1650
02:01:44,214 --> 02:01:45,255
One last thing.

1651
02:01:48,760 --> 02:01:53,263
He left Boogie money, "To publish
any original writings of his choosing

1652
02:01:53,974 --> 02:01:55,432
"whenever he should return."

1653
02:01:57,185 --> 02:02:00,604
See? He always thought
Boogie would come back.

1654
02:02:04,985 --> 02:02:06,110
(SIGHS)

1655
02:02:14,911 --> 02:02:17,329
Dad? Hey.

1656
02:02:22,752 --> 02:02:25,879
Here, Dad. Just don't tell Kate, okay?

1657
02:02:56,870 --> 02:02:57,995
(SEAPLANE FLYING)

1658
02:03:06,129 --> 02:03:09,465
Oh, we used to love the water bombers
when we were kids.

1659
02:03:09,591 --> 02:03:11,258
You remember, right, Dad?

1660
02:03:39,662 --> 02:03:42,581
KRAMER: The pathology report
suggesting that the victim's injuries

1661
02:03:42,665 --> 02:03:46,877
were consistent with a sky-diving fall
doesn't shed any new light...

1662
02:03:56,096 --> 02:03:58,222
BOOGIE: We only go around once, my friend.