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I say they are fools.

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A thousand apologies, my friends.

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Please, this is not a way
to introduce you to our great enterprise.

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Look.

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Is it not magnificent?

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It's beautiful.

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Certainly is.

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Bloody amazing.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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For the last time, Sugden,

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there is absolutely no way
I can get you these fish.

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Tom, this comes from the top. The very top.

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I don't care if God's taken up fly fishing.

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Now, I suggest you make this work, Tom.

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Is that a threat, Sugden?

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These are difficult days, Tom.
Cuts. Cuts everywhere.

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I don't know. Is the Environment Agency
a frontline service?

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That is a threat.

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See it as an opportunity.

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Well, then. An opportunity.

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Hilary, get me Matthew Sweet
from Fly Fishing Monthly, will you?

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That's all I've been told, and so I...

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Okay. All right, then.

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Well, please, please,
please call me when...

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Okay. Bye.

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I'm so sorry. Did I wake you up?

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No. No, no. News?

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No. No, I was just
leaving a message on Robert's phone

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which is ridiculous
because he hasn't got his phone with him.

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And I know that.

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Just turning into a madwoman.

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No.

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No, when things get tricky in my life,
I talk to my fish.

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I have a pond.

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Talking to an answering machine
is no madder than chatting to koi carp.

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I just somehow wouldn't associate you
with having a tricky life.

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Well, it wouldn't do to talk about
your emotions with a colleague,

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would it, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot?

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No, I think...

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I think things are beyond tricky, really.

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They have been for some time.

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Mary's in Geneva. I'm here.

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The koi carp are alone in Surrey.

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We got married very young.

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I'm sorry, I didn't...

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I didn't really know things were hard.

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No, don't apologize. There's always hope.

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For me and for you.

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Do you know,
I can't even remember what he looks like.

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Not exactly.

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But I'm stuck,

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and I can't move on.

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Does that make any sense?

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Yes. Totally.

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I feel a bit like I've
been stuck for years.

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Yes, but you can move on.

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Well, I suppose in theory.

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You should be happy, Fred.

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I knew you'd have a pond.

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The traitor has had his chance.

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You know what to do.

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Do not fail us.

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I think the idea of taking
Scottish salmon to a foreign country

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is absolutely absurd.

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These fish have been running these
rivers for tens of thousands of years.

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I've fished the rivers
of Scotland all my life.

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Yes, Prime Minister.

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It would appear that the gentle fisherfolk
are not so effing gentle after all.

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Rape and pillage of
our national rivers...

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What, ditch the whole thing?

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No. No, no, no, Prime Minister.

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No, we must just find the fish
somewhere bloody else.

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Your turrets are blocking my reception.

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Well, I'm terribly sorry about that, madam.
If you'd care to follow me, please.

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Mrs. Maxwell.

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- Pleasure to meet you.
- It's an honor.

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Happy birthday, Patricia.

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Yes, we could do with
a few more like you in Cabinet.

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Very good, Your Excellency.

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I'm grateful, indeed, that you could
spare some time for our little project.

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Yes. Well, we have gone out on
a bit of a limb for you, Your Excellency,

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but the Prime Minister
does love his fishing.

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- Really?
- Yes. Rod's never out of his hand.

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Anyway, down to business.

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The fish. The salmon.

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We're not gonna get it
out of British waters.

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There's a bloody big fuss about it,
as no doubt you've heard.

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Don't know what it is about fishing.
Anyway, no-goer.

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- Yes, but I thought...
- However,

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I have solved your problem.

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See? There must be thousands
in this one alone.

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This guy's got four fish farms
up and down the coast.

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Stocks all the Tescos.
Right under your nose.

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These fish were bred for the dinner table.
It's barbaric.

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They've never run in their lives.

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Neither have their forebears
for two generations.

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Why would they run for us?

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The difference in these salmon...

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We'd open the sluices

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and they would just drift off downstream
never to be seen again.

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Well, get a couple of
days fishing out of it,

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then just re-stock or
whatever the word is.

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Seems to be no shortage of them.

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In transit for the supermarkets.

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These fish will never run.
They're just not right.

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Not right?
Well, a fish is a fish is a fish, isn't it?

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No. You see, Mrs. Maxwell, I have a vision.

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Tired, bloated pretenders
are not part of this vision.

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Well, unfortunately,
Her Majesty's Government also has a vision,

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and that vision is farmed fish or no fish.

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Then I must thank you
for your precious time.

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And decline.

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No advisers, either.
Back at your desk on Monday, Fred.

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Well, in that case, I resign.

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Resignation accepted.

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- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

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So, this leaves us with what?

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Well, with no salmon.

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We must have faith, Dr. Alfred.

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Well, that's a very laudable sentiment,
Your Excellency,

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but we're running out of time.

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Can't catch faith with a fishing rod.

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Hello, Fred.

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Sheikh Muhammed bin Zaidi bani Tihama!

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Are you okay? Are you okay?

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I didn't think he looked right, that man.

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And he pulled out a gun! Are you all right?

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- Yes.
- Are you sure?

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Yes.

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Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Alfred.
Thank you very much.

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Don't be silly. Don't be silly.
It was only a cast, really.

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A very good cast.

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An essential cast, one might say.

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Yes, I suppose one might say that.

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- Here.
- My God, Fred. Are you all right?

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Yeah, yeah. It was very quick.
It was over in a flash, really.

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How did you do that?

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I did a right-handed snake roll.
Did I get him?

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Yes, it was extraordinary.

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- Are you all right?
- Yes, thank you very much.

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Please, continue your work
as if nothing had happened.

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Of course, of course.

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I owe you my life.

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No. Please, come on. Anyone would have...

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This is not one of those
British metaphors, Dr. Alfred.

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The debt will be repaid.

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- Bye, now.
- Goodbye.

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Bye.

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In response to the Right
Honorable Member's question

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of the 7th of last month,

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the Ministry of Defense can now confirm

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that an engagement by
British Special Forces

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against known terrorists
did occur on the 13th of September.

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The details of this
operation are classified.

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However, I am at liberty to say

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that serious casualties
were incurred by the British forces.

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I deeply regret to inform the House
that there were no survivors.

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An internal investigation
is being carried out.

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Sorry to wake you up.

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- No, don't be.
- It's just...

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It's okay.

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It's just...

163
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I just never got the chance
to really know him.

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Mary?

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Fred? There you are.

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I had no idea you were...

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I got a day off and thought,
"Why not surprise him?"

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I've got this wonderful
Swiss mountain Comt�

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from a little shop round the corner
in Geneva.

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Is everything all right, Fred?

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Where's your suit and tie? Day off?

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I resigned.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You've resigned?

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What about your pension? It's final salary.

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Well, the government pulled out
of the salmon fishing project

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and we'd put a lot of
time and energy into it.

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I didn't want to walk away from that.

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Well?

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Well, everyone involved.

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I'm still being paid,
if that's what you're worried about.

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00:14:02,665 --> 00:14:04,459
Fitzharris & Price have been more than...

183
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,503
I might have known she'd be involved.

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00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:10,381
If you're referring to Harriet,
we're working on the project together.

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00:14:10,465 --> 00:14:11,549
Of course she's involved.

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- Harriet?
- What do you mean exactly by that, Mary?

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00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:17,680
I've seen her photograph
on the Fitzharris & Price website.

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You're making a fool of yourself.

189
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:21,184
Now it's you that's being ridiculous.

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Am I'.?

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00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:26,189
I'm not the one abandoning a decent,
highly respected job

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for a joke fishing project
and a short-skirted office girl.

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- She's not an office girl.
- What is she, then, Fred? Hey?

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00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:33,988
Just what is she?

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00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:35,531
She's a colleague.

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00:14:35,615 --> 00:14:37,950
- She's a very talented colleague and...
- And?

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00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:41,204
And a friend! She's just a friend!

198
00:15:00,056 --> 00:15:02,058
Are you in love with her?

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00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:07,980
I've done nothing, Mary.
I have no expectations.

200
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:10,650
I didn't ask about your expectations.

201
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:14,195
I asked if you were in love with her.

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00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:22,703
This is a mid-life crisis.
It's textbook, it's pathetic.

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00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:23,830
I'm so sorry, Mary.

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00:15:24,997 --> 00:15:28,417
You'll be back, Fred. Or you'll try.

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00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:33,381
Six months and you'll be
begging to be taken back in.

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00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:36,551
It's in your DNA.

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00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:40,596
You'd think a bloody scientist
would know that much!

208
00:16:13,963 --> 00:16:17,884
Six months and you'll be
begging to be taken back in.

209
00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:21,387
It's in your DNA.

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00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:35,610
We don't need native river fish.

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00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:37,904
We'll be all right with farmed salmon.

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00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:41,532
I know. I don't much like them, but...

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00:16:41,616 --> 00:16:43,284
Well, they will run. I know it.

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00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:46,913
Yes, Your Excellency.

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00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:51,250
Despite our moral
and philosophical objections,

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farmed salmon will run.

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00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:54,962
I'm absolutely sure of it.

218
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:57,673
You are tireless, Doctor.

219
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:00,843
You have uncovered some new research?

220
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,179
A new paper, perhaps?

221
00:17:03,262 --> 00:17:04,847
No, I just know it.

222
00:17:06,682 --> 00:17:10,269
You just know it. I see.

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00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,444
Faith, Dr. Alfred.

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00:17:22,198 --> 00:17:24,992
Damn it. Yes, all right, then, faith.

225
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:02,947
So?

226
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:06,117
They're alive.

227
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,984
That hurts!

228
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:43,904
Sorry, sweetie.

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00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:45,114
- Mrs. Maxwell?
- What?

230
00:18:45,197 --> 00:18:47,700
Amazing news.
One of the officers presumed dead,

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Captain Robert Mayers,
has been found alive.

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00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:53,039
- Good.
- Yes, we're very pleased.

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00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:54,248
Yes, very good.

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00:18:54,331 --> 00:18:55,958
It's very good news for the family.

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And his girlfriend, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.

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00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:02,757
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who else knows about this?

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00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,050
You're the first to know.

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00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,843
Right, keep it that way.

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00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,678
Total press embargo. Do you understand?

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00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:10,514
- Yes, Mrs. Maxwell.
- That salmon fishing thing.

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00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:11,974
Is that still happening?

242
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,559
As far as I'm aware.

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00:19:13,642 --> 00:19:15,227
- It is?
- Yes.

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00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:16,729
- Yemen?
- Yes.

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00:19:17,229 --> 00:19:18,606
Perfect.

246
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:22,860
Yes, this is all coming
together very nicely.

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00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:20,000
I intended to create a small miracle.

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00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:24,380
Something to glorify God
and bring our tribes together.

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00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:29,885
Sometimes I wonder if we haven't
created something that glorifies man.

250
00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,388
It is a very fine line.

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00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:35,891
Hubris, Dr. Alfred.

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00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,061
Hubris.

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00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,623
- It's nice here.
- Beautiful.

254
00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:14,805
You know, Fred, this project,
it saved me. I think.

255
00:21:16,015 --> 00:21:17,850
You know, with everything that happened.

256
00:21:20,227 --> 00:21:22,605
So those farmed fish had better run.

257
00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:24,523
- I believe they will.
- You do?

258
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:28,611
Yes, I believe that it's in the very core
of their being to head upstream

259
00:21:28,694 --> 00:21:32,656
even if they never have,
even if the parent fish never have.

260
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,204
Look at this.

261
00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:42,291
Look at that.

262
00:21:45,878 --> 00:21:48,088
Mary said something about me.

263
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:53,052
She said that I was
genetically programmed to

264
00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:55,638
return to a dull
pedestrian life with her.

265
00:21:56,555 --> 00:21:58,390
That it was in my DNA.

266
00:22:01,143 --> 00:22:02,228
Do you think that you are?

267
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:08,317
No. No, I belong here. I always have done.

268
00:22:20,162 --> 00:22:21,664
- Harriet.
- Yes.

269
00:22:27,044 --> 00:22:30,839
I was wondering about you and me.

270
00:22:34,301 --> 00:22:36,595
The theoretical possibility in the same way

271
00:22:36,679 --> 00:22:40,266
as a manned mission to Mars
is a theoretical possibility.

272
00:22:40,349 --> 00:22:41,725
Obviously.

273
00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:46,981
Or salmon fishing in the Yemen.

274
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,283
Yes.

275
00:22:58,742 --> 00:23:00,452
- Yes?
- Yes.

276
00:23:03,372 --> 00:23:05,416
I just need a little time.

277
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,794
Of course, of course.
All the time you want.

278
00:23:10,879 --> 00:23:12,423
Thank you.

279
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:15,968
Thank you.

280
00:23:29,523 --> 00:23:31,191
- Mr. Foreign Secretary.
- Brian Fleet.

281
00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:32,276
The great fisherman.

282
00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:35,404
The great... Well, it has been
a little while, to be honest.

283
00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:37,072
A bit rusty, you know.

284
00:23:37,156 --> 00:23:39,742
Some skills are never forgotten.

285
00:23:39,825 --> 00:23:43,871
Please, follow this man to your tent.
I shall join you shortly.

286
00:23:43,954 --> 00:23:45,831
What have you been saying?

287
00:23:45,914 --> 00:23:48,542
Fishing's the last thing anyone's
gonna be interested in, trust me.

288
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:52,004
Get ready for the photo op of a lifetime,
Sonny Jim.

289
00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:54,715
N-S-R. No salmon required.

290
00:24:00,596 --> 00:24:03,599
Is that a Woolly Jones?

291
00:24:03,682 --> 00:24:05,309
No, this is a new one I've invented.

292
00:24:05,392 --> 00:24:07,019
IS it?

293
00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:08,228
What's it called?

294
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,902
This one is called
the Chetwode-Talbot Beauty.

295
00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:16,528
That's very nice.

296
00:24:16,612 --> 00:24:18,197
It's true.

297
00:24:18,697 --> 00:24:19,782
You're not being funny?

298
00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:22,034
No, I don't have a sense of humor,
as you recall.

299
00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:24,370
That is true.

300
00:24:31,627 --> 00:24:33,796
- Beautiful.
- Yes, she is.

301
00:24:49,144 --> 00:24:50,354
Here.

302
00:24:50,437 --> 00:24:52,147
Thank you.

303
00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:58,362
Don't you think we should be
doing something, Fred? Preparing?

304
00:24:58,445 --> 00:24:59,696
L am preparing...

305
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:01,907
Well, for the whole thing, you know.

306
00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:05,244
Everything's done, Harriet, it's fine.
Just relax.

307
00:25:05,327 --> 00:25:07,329
Did you just...

308
00:25:07,413 --> 00:25:10,040
Dr. Alfred Jones just told me to relax.

309
00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:14,420
What is the world coming to?

310
00:25:26,932 --> 00:25:28,016
Oh, my God.

311
00:25:35,858 --> 00:25:36,900
Harriet.

312
00:26:18,484 --> 00:26:20,068
Right, Harriet and Robert...

313
00:26:32,706 --> 00:26:34,500
Right, okay. Shut up, hacks.

314
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:36,585
No military stuff. It's classified.

315
00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:37,836
Anyway, I don't think you'd understand it.

316
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,673
The only thing you need to know
is that this man, Captain Mayers here,

317
00:26:41,757 --> 00:26:43,217
is a war hero.

318
00:26:43,926 --> 00:26:45,636
Human interest stuff only. Sir.

319
00:26:45,928 --> 00:26:48,722
Harriet, can you tell us how it feels?

320
00:26:48,805 --> 00:26:52,518
It feels like it's a...

321
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:55,854
It's a... It's a shock, but it's wonderful.

322
00:26:55,938 --> 00:26:57,481
Please can we have a kiss?

323
00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:00,943
Go on. Come on.

324
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,993
I am sorry, my friend.

325
00:27:10,077 --> 00:27:12,788
No-No, it's...

326
00:27:12,871 --> 00:27:15,165
It's a miracle.

327
00:27:15,249 --> 00:27:16,542
Indeed.

328
00:27:18,252 --> 00:27:21,380
Nevertheless, I'm sorry.

329
00:27:22,297 --> 00:27:23,966
All right, gentlemen, gentlemen,
I think that's all.

330
00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:26,385
A little privacy for the couple, please.

331
00:27:26,468 --> 00:27:28,554
I'd just like to say
that the British government

332
00:27:28,637 --> 00:27:31,014
is proud to have played
a small but significant part

333
00:27:31,098 --> 00:27:35,644
in this extraordinary reunion
of Harriet and Captain Mayers.

334
00:27:36,979 --> 00:27:38,772
That's what we're here for.

335
00:28:02,754 --> 00:28:04,756
This is strange.

336
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:07,092
Bad strange?

337
00:28:07,175 --> 00:28:08,844
No, good strange.

338
00:28:16,393 --> 00:28:19,521
Do you mind if we don't...

339
00:28:20,397 --> 00:28:22,107
No, of course not.

340
00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:26,028
There's no rush.

341
00:28:31,241 --> 00:28:33,035
Will you just hold me?

342
00:28:45,422 --> 00:28:48,091
How did you get caught up in this, H?

343
00:28:49,134 --> 00:28:52,638
Salmon fishing out here? It's ridiculous.

344
00:28:55,307 --> 00:28:57,893
Well, you never know with the sheikh.

345
00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:04,483
I expect there will be a six-star hotel
and a golf course before you know it.

346
00:29:05,275 --> 00:29:07,402
That's not his style at all.

347
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,074
Don't you believe it.

348
00:29:14,284 --> 00:29:16,953
He's gotta make his money back somehow.

349
00:29:17,954 --> 00:29:20,248
They're no fools, these Arabs.

350
00:30:27,733 --> 00:30:29,735
You don't sleep, either?

351
00:30:30,986 --> 00:30:32,446
No, not much.

352
00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:34,698
Well...

353
00:30:37,325 --> 00:30:41,246
At least there's no bloody journos
around at this time, anyway.

354
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:48,086
You've been very good to Harriet, Fred.

355
00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:49,963
I appreciate it.

356
00:30:50,338 --> 00:30:52,215
I love her.

357
00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:55,010
Yeah, she's great.

358
00:30:55,719 --> 00:30:57,721
She's really great.

359
00:30:58,305 --> 00:30:59,389
No.

360
00:31:00,974 --> 00:31:02,350
I love her.

361
00:31:16,406 --> 00:31:18,074
Does she love you?

362
00:31:19,659 --> 00:31:21,286
I don't know now.

363
00:31:22,454 --> 00:31:25,290
Yesterday, you weren't alive.

364
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,709
Well, I apologize for
not being dead in a ditch.

365
00:31:29,961 --> 00:31:32,714
I don't think I can accept your apology.

366
00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:37,636
Is that a joke?

367
00:31:41,056 --> 00:31:45,435
Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not...
I've never been very good at jokes.

368
00:31:50,732 --> 00:31:53,026
It's all right, Robert. Really.

369
00:31:54,402 --> 00:31:55,946
It's all right.

370
00:32:05,956 --> 00:32:07,749
The day has arrived.

371
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,877
Before the dam, this was a dry riverbed.

372
00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:14,381
And now, as you all can see, we have water.

373
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:19,386
And today, we hope we shall discover
the one missing thing.

374
00:32:19,678 --> 00:32:21,930
So, thank you, one and all, for coming

375
00:32:22,764 --> 00:32:25,559
as not one of you, not even my dear self,

376
00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:29,354
knows if this curious experiment of mine
will actually work.

377
00:32:29,729 --> 00:32:31,690
It better had bloody work.

378
00:32:31,773 --> 00:32:33,984
Doesn't matter if it works or not, dolly.

379
00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,694
All that matters is you.

380
00:32:35,777 --> 00:32:38,029
Fishing on Sky tonight with our war hero.

381
00:32:38,113 --> 00:32:40,532
- I haven't done this in years.
- For God's sake.

382
00:32:40,615 --> 00:32:42,033
There are 10,000 fish in there.

383
00:32:42,117 --> 00:32:46,204
If you can't hook one of them,
you can just flip off back to Transport.

384
00:32:46,288 --> 00:32:50,125
My intention is to color
this desert in green.

385
00:32:51,626 --> 00:32:53,920
Make an agricultural
industry for my people,

386
00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:57,382
and the sons and daughters of my people
for generations to come.

387
00:32:57,966 --> 00:32:59,759
- Right on cue.
- So here we are,

388
00:32:59,843 --> 00:33:03,054
Muslims, Christians and the odd heathen.

389
00:33:03,138 --> 00:33:07,559
We are all gathered here in
an act of faith. And why not?

390
00:33:09,477 --> 00:33:13,189
And now, the moment
that we are all waiting for,

391
00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:16,151
the fruits of all our efforts.

392
00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:18,737
The moment of truth.

393
00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:21,656
Open the sluices.

394
00:33:37,047 --> 00:33:38,089
Where's it going?

395
00:33:38,173 --> 00:33:40,675
It's going the wrong way.
It's heading downstream.

396
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:55,315
Wait a minute.

397
00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:05,867
It's turned around. Wait. Wait, wait.

398
00:34:06,701 --> 00:34:08,286
- Look, they're going upstream.
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

399
00:34:11,331 --> 00:34:13,541
Oh, my God, they're running. Fred, look.

400
00:34:18,046 --> 00:34:19,798
Look!

401
00:34:19,881 --> 00:34:21,925
- They're running, Fred!
- They're running!

402
00:34:26,054 --> 00:34:29,224
Blondie. Come down here, come on.
Come down here now.

403
00:34:29,307 --> 00:34:31,309
Look, we ought to get a picture of him
with the sheikh.

404
00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:35,855
- It's working, Your Excellency.
- It is.

405
00:34:35,939 --> 00:34:38,441
They are running upstream, look!

406
00:34:38,525 --> 00:34:41,111
Let's go fishing, Dr. Alfred.

407
00:35:04,676 --> 00:35:05,844
Turn it on, dolly.

408
00:35:06,094 --> 00:35:07,178
I need to get further out.

409
00:35:07,262 --> 00:35:10,306
For God's sakes. Come on, off you go!

410
00:35:11,057 --> 00:35:12,392
Have you got that?

411
00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:15,520
Yes, Mrs. Maxwell.
But can we get them closer together?

412
00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:17,897
God, I'll give it a go. Robert, darling.

413
00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:20,734
Can you come... Can you turn around a bit?

414
00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,612
I'm worried about
what he's doing with his rod.

415
00:35:43,131 --> 00:35:44,716
Lovely. And, Brian,

416
00:35:45,175 --> 00:35:47,218
just a nice smile, that would be good.

417
00:35:47,302 --> 00:35:48,928
Did you get that?

418
00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:53,266
God, he's useless, isn't he?

419
00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:02,901
More fun without waders, Dr. Alfred.

420
00:36:02,984 --> 00:36:04,069
Yes.

421
00:36:21,836 --> 00:36:23,588
I think I caught one, Dr. Alfred.

422
00:36:23,671 --> 00:36:25,006
It's a beauty, Your Excellency.

423
00:36:29,344 --> 00:36:31,054
Look out behind you!

424
00:36:31,137 --> 00:36:32,847
Your Excellency, behind you!

425
00:36:58,998 --> 00:37:00,125
Step UP...

426
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,252
No, you first!

427
00:37:02,877 --> 00:37:06,381
I repay my debts, Dr. Alfred.

428
00:37:06,464 --> 00:37:09,050
- Okay. I'll pull you up. After...
- Okay.

429
00:37:17,642 --> 00:37:20,854
Here, Your Excellency, hold on.
Here, come on.

430
00:38:53,154 --> 00:38:56,407
We won't need these any more.

431
00:39:25,353 --> 00:39:28,106
I just don't understand who would do this.

432
00:39:28,189 --> 00:39:29,565
Why would they do this?

433
00:39:31,359 --> 00:39:34,070
I know who. And I know why.

434
00:39:34,153 --> 00:39:37,782
Can't you find them? Arrest them?

435
00:39:37,865 --> 00:39:39,158
What for?

436
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:42,120
Justice.

437
00:39:45,623 --> 00:39:46,958
Justice.

438
00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:54,799
I think these destroyers...
Bad men, certainly.

439
00:39:56,551 --> 00:39:58,511
But I think perhaps they have a point.

440
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,934
I expected people to understand
what we were doing here.

441
00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:10,023
I expected them to see that it was
really not about fishing at all.

442
00:40:14,068 --> 00:40:18,114
In the end, I asked for too much.

443
00:40:22,243 --> 00:40:23,453
Will you try again?

444
00:40:27,915 --> 00:40:30,668
The question is "Will we try again?"

445
00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:33,755
This was ours.

446
00:40:35,965 --> 00:40:38,968
Yes, I think maybe Robert wants to go home.

447
00:40:41,095 --> 00:40:43,222
So, I don't... I don't know.

448
00:40:46,642 --> 00:40:48,770
Does home call, Dr. Fred?

449
00:40:49,979 --> 00:40:52,523
I don't really have a home any more.

450
00:40:53,983 --> 00:40:56,194
There was a moment
when I had everything, but...

451
00:40:57,487 --> 00:40:59,947
Well, now I don't know what to do.

452
00:41:03,618 --> 00:41:06,162
When the time comes, you will know.

453
00:41:13,586 --> 00:41:14,754
Well, until then.

454
00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:44,158
Thank you.

455
00:41:48,162 --> 00:41:50,456
Just gonna say goodbye to Fred.

456
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,084
Are you sure?

457
00:41:53,876 --> 00:41:55,294
Sorry?

458
00:42:01,342 --> 00:42:02,885
Listen, Harriet.

459
00:42:05,012 --> 00:42:08,099
When I was in the desert,

460
00:42:08,182 --> 00:42:12,311
the only thing that kept me going
was the thought of you.

461
00:42:21,863 --> 00:42:23,948
You don't owe me anything.

462
00:42:25,658 --> 00:42:27,869
I want you to understand that.

463
00:43:03,029 --> 00:43:04,280
So...

464
00:43:06,365 --> 00:43:07,742
We're going.

465
00:43:13,122 --> 00:43:14,373
I'm so sorry, Fred.

466
00:43:14,457 --> 00:43:17,710
It was an extraordinary idea.
It almost worked, too.

467
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,382
I wasn't talking about the project.

468
00:43:24,133 --> 00:43:26,260
No, I'm not sure that I was.

469
00:43:30,431 --> 00:43:32,600
I never meant to hurt you like this.

470
00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:34,101
It's not your fault.

471
00:43:41,776 --> 00:43:43,903
I don't know what to do.

472
00:43:45,112 --> 00:43:47,615
I can't help you there, I'm afraid.

473
00:43:50,451 --> 00:43:52,286
Are you going to stay?

474
00:43:53,621 --> 00:43:55,122
Stay for what?

475
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,960
There's nothing here any more.

476
00:44:00,294 --> 00:44:04,131
Not you, not a single
fish left in the river.

477
00:44:15,142 --> 00:44:18,104
Well, someone's gonna have to make a move.
Good luck, Harriet.

478
00:44:22,149 --> 00:44:24,902
Dr. Alfred, look!

479
00:44:32,994 --> 00:44:34,161
They're alive!

480
00:44:45,673 --> 00:44:47,341
I'm going to stay.

481
00:44:49,010 --> 00:44:50,845
I want to start again.

482
00:44:52,013 --> 00:44:53,973
I'll do it on my own if I have to.

483
00:44:54,056 --> 00:44:55,850
I'll start small, though, this time.

484
00:44:56,642 --> 00:44:59,103
A different approach.
Just a few fish to begin with.

485
00:44:59,186 --> 00:45:00,730
Involve the local community more.

486
00:45:01,022 --> 00:45:04,150
Make it their project, not ours.
That's the way to protect it.

487
00:45:08,696 --> 00:45:10,740
Do you need an assistant, Dr. Jones?

488
00:45:11,324 --> 00:45:15,244
Well, I suppose I will.
I'm sure the sheikh has somebody that...

489
00:45:16,912 --> 00:45:18,372
An assistant?

490
00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:22,793
A partner.

491
00:45:25,379 --> 00:45:26,422
A partner.

492
00:45:30,051 --> 00:45:32,178
Yes, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot.

493
00:45:33,888 --> 00:45:35,598
More than anything.