1 00:00:07,418 --> 00:00:08,176 Run! 2 00:00:12,398 --> 00:00:13,747 Mikaela! 3 00:00:31,446 --> 00:00:32,722 Watch out. We get in. 4 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:34,851 It's a bomb! 5 00:00:44,862 --> 00:00:46,027 We gotta get that box. 6 00:00:49,774 --> 00:00:50,556 This way. 7 00:00:50,771 --> 00:00:52,751 Hey, let me out, let me out! 8 00:00:53,848 --> 00:00:55,690 Oh my God, you know to hot-wire a car? 9 00:00:55,963 --> 00:00:57,474 - That's so hot. - Drive, drive, drive. 10 00:00:57,509 --> 00:00:58,714 She went there, she went there! 11 00:01:02,374 --> 00:01:03,299 W-wait! 12 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:04,480 They can.... 13 00:01:08,249 --> 00:01:09,845 Cut, cut, cut. 14 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:17,811 Oh God! 15 00:01:23,697 --> 00:01:25,093 Kiss this, bitch. 16 00:01:30,802 --> 00:01:31,920 Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive. 17 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:36,886 Okay, so what else's going right now, alright, 18 00:01:36,886 --> 00:01:38,417 did you guys just mess with the minor details? 19 00:01:40,909 --> 00:01:43,056 Thing you saw back there. That was a little babe. 20 00:01:48,587 --> 00:01:50,979 Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God! 21 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:56,117 Sam! 22 00:02:00,692 --> 00:02:01,817 - Sam! - Hold on! 23 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:03,026 Hold on. 24 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,508 Sam! 25 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:11,953 I don't want to die! We're going to die! Oh my God! 26 00:02:37,298 --> 00:02:38,937 Oh, Jesus! Oh, jeez! 27 00:02:47,563 --> 00:02:49,304 Come here, boy. 28 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,919 Closer. 29 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:53,842 Okay. 30 00:02:53,877 --> 00:02:57,483 - You remember me, don't you? - I did what you said, okay? 31 00:02:58,644 --> 00:03:00,188 - Just don't hurt us. - Shut up! 32 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:01,996 Sam! 33 00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:15,920 It feels good to grab your first. 34 00:03:17,352 --> 00:03:22,160 I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully. 35 00:03:22,195 --> 00:03:26,765 But first, we have some delicate work to do. 36 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:32,591 I could snap your ribs off. 37 00:03:32,953 --> 00:03:36,760 Doctor, examine this alien specimen. 38 00:03:39,245 --> 00:03:40,864 Sick of your face now. 39 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,854 Go that way. 40 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:13,304 A wormy that's crabby-- 41 00:04:26,087 --> 00:04:28,627 - Oh, there they are. - That's what I'm seeing in my head. 42 00:04:28,663 --> 00:04:31,620 These symbols can lead us to the Energon source. 43 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,165 We must tear the brain! 44 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,497 Brain? What does he mean by my brain? 45 00:04:40,532 --> 00:04:42,621 Well, you have something on your mind. 46 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:45,003 - Something I need. - Hold on. I know you're pissed. 47 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:45,701 I know you're pissed. 48 00:04:45,732 --> 00:04:47,630 Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. 49 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:49,210 Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too. 50 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,741 I think that we have an opportunity here 51 00:04:51,776 --> 00:04:54,794 to start a new and--and develop our relationship, 52 00:04:55,085 --> 00:04:57,380 and--and, see where it leads us, okay? 53 00:04:57,415 --> 00:04:58,622 So you just call doctor inspection, 54 00:04:58,658 --> 00:05:00,304 I'll let you talk in five seconds. 55 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:01,265 W-Wait... 56 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:08,826 Go, go. 57 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:13,980 Go, go, go. 58 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:41,954 Sam! 59 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,328 Go, go, go, go! 60 00:06:00,362 --> 00:06:01,406 Here he comes! 61 00:06:08,758 --> 00:06:11,837 Hide, Sam! Hide. 62 00:06:20,562 --> 00:06:21,744 Weak. 63 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,097 Puny. 64 00:06:25,658 --> 00:06:26,582 Voiced-up. 65 00:06:30,951 --> 00:06:33,582 Junkyard drone. 66 00:06:34,570 --> 00:06:36,339 Decepticons! 67 00:06:45,732 --> 00:06:47,735 Come here, boy. 68 00:07:17,695 --> 00:07:21,125 There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. 69 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,239 The boy can lead us to it. 70 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:29,177 Optimus! 71 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:47,978 Is the future of our race not worth a single human life? 72 00:07:47,979 --> 00:07:49,136 Op, get up! 73 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:51,591 You'll never stop at one. 74 00:07:52,904 --> 00:07:54,835 I'll take you all alive. 75 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:38,410 Sam, where are you? 76 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:45,624 You are so weak. 77 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:14,238 At last, Prime is dead. 78 00:09:22,454 --> 00:09:24,757 Sam, run. 79 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:38,952 Autobots, attack! 80 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,320 Bumblebee, get them out of here. 81 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,307 This is Lennox. 82 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,596 That went well. 83 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:16,996 Lost the boy, Master. 84 00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:19,454 The Autobots must be shielding the signals. 85 00:10:19,928 --> 00:10:22,237 - I can't even rely on you. - Sorry. No. 86 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,436 What a simple insect! 87 00:10:25,695 --> 00:10:28,632 - What insect amongst severed billion-- - Shut up. 88 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,908 It could be anywhere. 89 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:36,096 Then we will force them to find him for us. 90 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:39,375 It's time for the world to know of our presence. 91 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,901 No more disguises, no mercy! 92 00:10:43,202 --> 00:10:46,824 Time has come for my master's arrival. 93 00:10:50,695 --> 00:10:54,185 Decepticons, mobilise. 94 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,192 It is time. 95 00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:13,303 Oh, that single's good! 96 00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,817 Speaking French is so exciting. 97 00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:17,674 Oh God, who is this? 98 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:22,634 Hello-- I mean, uh, bon--bonswa (good afternoon)! 99 00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,783 What? Who is this? 100 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,654 Oh, for Pete's sakes. 101 00:11:28,848 --> 00:11:31,721 I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing. 102 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,020 New York City 103 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,110 Oh, jeez. 104 00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,905 You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you. 105 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,080 Would you get out of here? 106 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:19,083 Might freak me out. 107 00:12:19,787 --> 00:12:21,011 We're gonna try new things. 108 00:12:21,061 --> 00:12:22,634 Looks like Candian goosepoop. 109 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:26,189 It's nasty. 110 00:12:26,671 --> 00:12:29,657 US Fleet 2, North Atlantic 111 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:32,933 That's fine, 1-2-5. 112 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:42,089 Revenge is mine. 113 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,084 Pentagon, Washington D.C. 114 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:10,601 ...port accident for a terrorist attack, or worse. 115 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,726 Negative. NORAD confirmed 116 00:14:12,776 --> 00:14:15,240 project came from beyond our atmosphere 117 00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:17,464 inbound at 30,000 knot. 118 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,637 Citizens of the human hive, 119 00:14:34,969 --> 00:14:38,603 your leaders have withheld the truth. 120 00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:42,654 You are not alone in this universe. 121 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:45,862 We have lived among you, hidden... 122 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:49,197 but no more. 123 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:51,461 As you've seen, 124 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,600 we can destroy your cities at will. 125 00:14:56,581 --> 00:15:00,067 Unless you turn over this boy. 126 00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,792 If you resist us, 127 00:15:07,052 --> 00:15:11,472 we will destroy the world, as you know it. 128 00:15:11,773 --> 00:15:13,585 What we're hearing from the German government is that 129 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:16,450 the world broadcast is a satellite hacking. 130 00:15:16,451 --> 00:15:17,859 - NEST Team, New Jersey - The military has just told us 131 00:15:17,909 --> 00:15:20,002 they have assumed Condition Delta, 132 00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,805 which is the highest level we've been at since 9/11. 133 00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:24,864 President Obama is being flown to a bunker, 134 00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:26,561 somewhere in the middle of the United States. 135 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:29,376 in the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever 136 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,616 around the globe. 137 00:15:30,858 --> 00:15:34,673 The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt, goes down off the East Coast 138 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,265 all hands lost. 139 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:39,893 Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000, 140 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,521 but that number could implode. 141 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,777 It's still too early to tell. 142 00:15:42,807 --> 00:15:45,034 What we need to ask now, is who and why. 143 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:48,025 The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky. 144 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,861 Within deep, they have information about this. 145 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,314 The FBI, CIA and Interpol 146 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:56,478 are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements. 147 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,698 Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man. 148 00:15:57,727 --> 00:15:59,659 - You gotta check this out. - Once they have a traffic camera 149 00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:01,613 - spotting a Sam Witwicky. - They have a picture of me, man. 150 00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:05,317 We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now. 151 00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:07,055 I just need you to focus just one minute, man. 152 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,852 This thing is blowing to a whole another level, alright. 153 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,337 - You know one thing-- - Remove this thing. 154 00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:11,424 They can track us. Do you see this? 155 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:12,164 What? 156 00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:15,759 They can track us? 157 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,512 Like satellite-track us? 158 00:16:17,705 --> 00:16:19,725 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys. 159 00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:22,327 Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping. Enough-- 160 00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:23,621 Yo, Leo! 161 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,053 This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear. 162 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:28,085 - That's 'cause you was a wuss. - You did force me into the car, right? 163 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,453 - So... - Oh, I think you scared. 164 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,422 Hey, Mudflap. 165 00:16:30,631 --> 00:16:32,043 What are we going to do with this shrimp taco? 166 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,657 Just pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk 167 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:34,983 and nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean? 168 00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,994 - Wait, now my trunk-- - Yo, bumper cars, 169 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,667 Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay? 170 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,468 I'm right here and I can hear you. 171 00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:43,072 No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? 172 00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:44,535 I've had a hell of a day. 173 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,956 Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? 174 00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,083 Go whine to your boyfriend. 175 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,788 Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man. 176 00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:51,912 Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities 177 00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:53,450 and tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this, 178 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:54,301 - I'm an accomplice. - Hey, hey! 179 00:16:54,336 --> 00:16:55,945 You wanted this, right? You wanted the real deal? 180 00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:58,081 'Cause that's what this is. Wake up! You're in the middle of it. 181 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,081 You wanna run, go ahead, no one's stopping you. 182 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,593 Stop complaining. 183 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:40,681 What is the meaning of this? 184 00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:43,108 You dare point your gun at me? 185 00:17:43,109 --> 00:17:46,939 You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart! 186 00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:51,103 Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons! 187 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,844 - Tell them to lower the weapons. - Tell them first. 188 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,983 - Tell them to lower the weapons! - Major, there's nothing I can do. 189 00:17:55,022 --> 00:17:55,798 Talk to him. 190 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,952 US teams deactivated, Major. 191 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,094 You are decease anti-Decepticon operations, 192 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,497 and return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders? 193 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:05,751 No. We take our orders direct from Chairman Morshower. 194 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,966 Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff 195 00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:10,326 but I will raise you a President of the United States. 196 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:11,997 I have operational command now. 197 00:18:12,032 --> 00:18:14,365 An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores 198 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,087 for which our soldiers are paying the price. 199 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,559 The secret is out. This is our war now. 200 00:18:19,755 --> 00:18:21,436 And we will win it as we always have, 201 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,710 with a coordinated military strategy. 202 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:26,387 This fool is terribly misinformed. 203 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,146 You're gonna get every assets that you've got. 204 00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:29,885 What we need is to draw our battle plans. 205 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,261 What we explore every possible, diplomatic solution. 206 00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:33,676 Like what: Handing over the kid? 207 00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:36,755 All options are being considered. 208 00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:39,515 Whatever the Decepticons are after, 209 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,336 this is just the start. 210 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,079 Wait, there is no negotiating with them. 211 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,752 I'm ordering you to stand down. 212 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,182 You won't be needing this any more. 213 00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:48,591 Get your assets back to base. 214 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:51,707 Take that scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. 215 00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:53,922 Let's go. 216 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,330 I really don't like that dude. 217 00:18:57,924 --> 00:18:59,787 He's a asshole. 218 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:02,465 Autobots, report to hangar for transport. 219 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,296 Ironhide, we should leave this planet. 220 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,852 That's not what Optimus would want. 221 00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:28,782 There's nothing that you could have done. 222 00:19:33,616 --> 00:19:35,681 - You okay? - Yeah. 223 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,668 Bee, if you hate me, I understand. 224 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,691 I messed up. 225 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,100 I'm sorry. 226 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:58,853 - Young fella, you are... - ...person I care about most in my life. 227 00:19:58,888 --> 00:20:01,691 - If there's anything you need... - I won't be far away. 228 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,343 He's dead because of me. 229 00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,833 He came in to protect me instead. 230 00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:10,858 There's some things you just can't change. 231 00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:12,368 So this sacrifice was... 232 00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:15,101 will not have been in vain, hallelujah! 233 00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:18,397 We make it right when we turn myself in. 234 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,618 But we, we've got to stick together. 235 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,015 You're not gonna do that. 236 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:29,279 Yes, I am. 237 00:20:33,409 --> 00:20:36,096 Everything we worked for will be wiped out. 238 00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,326 In one day. 239 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,468 - You two. - Huh? 240 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,198 Hey, you know the glyphs? 241 00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:45,748 The symbols that have been rattling around in my head. 242 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,341 That's old school, yo. 243 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,515 That's like-- That's Cybertonian. 244 00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:52,120 Oh, that's some serious stuff in there. 245 00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:53,778 They gotta mean something, like a message... 246 00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:55,165 or, like a-- like a map! 247 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,742 Like a map to an Energon source. 248 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,508 Can you read this? 249 00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,343 - Read? Nah. - You see that? 250 00:21:00,254 --> 00:21:01,928 No, we--we don't really do much reading. 251 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,221 - Not so much. - Well if you can't read it, 252 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,158 we gotta find somebody who can. 253 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:06,245 Oh, look, who came stashing and back. 254 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,934 Hair grown like a chip, there, look it. 255 00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:10,107 I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, alright? 256 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,067 That's 'cause you're a pussy. 257 00:21:11,427 --> 00:21:13,115 I think I'm allowed that considering what I've been through 258 00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:14,673 and... I heard you have a problem. 259 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:16,325 I think I know someone who can help. 260 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,912 - Who? - Robo-Warrior. 261 00:21:19,786 --> 00:21:22,545 [SONG: New Divide BAND: Linkin Park] 262 00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:23,952 This guy, Robo-Warrior... 263 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,543 Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. 264 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:27,945 One time we hacked this site 265 00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:32,619 and maybe, I saw some of your, uh... alien drawings or whatever. 266 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:45,986 This is it. 267 00:21:46,612 --> 00:21:48,320 Yep, deli. Good front. 268 00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:51,195 Alright, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go, alright? 269 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:57,360 Number 42, we got your... Right here... 270 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,152 Show me Who's next ? 271 00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:04,067 Ma, you want me to cut my handle off or what? 272 00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:07,151 - You order a terrible piece of fishing. - I'm like a ninja, with a blade. 273 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,234 Get out of here! 274 00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:10,650 Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh? 275 00:22:10,691 --> 00:22:12,149 Take a number, young man. 276 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:13,900 Robo-Warrior. 277 00:22:15,898 --> 00:22:16,607 Know him? 278 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:18,107 I never heard of him. 279 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:20,398 You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com? 280 00:22:20,398 --> 00:22:23,232 You must be talking about that amateur blog operation 281 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:25,439 with GameBoy level security. 282 00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:26,648 Robo-Warrior. 283 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,480 It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there. 284 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:30,438 That's him. 285 00:22:31,523 --> 00:22:32,480 No. 286 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,522 You gotta be kidding me. 287 00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:37,020 Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out! 288 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,146 Go, right now! 289 00:22:39,895 --> 00:22:41,312 Wait a minute, you know this guy? 290 00:22:41,312 --> 00:22:42,812 - We're old friends. - Whoa, friend, 291 00:22:42,853 --> 00:22:45,520 you are the case that shut down Sector 7. 292 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,062 Got the tie-bash disbandment, 293 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:50,394 no more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. 294 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:53,519 All 'cause of you, and your little criminal girlfriend. 295 00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:55,061 Look at her now, so mature. 296 00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:57,893 Moron, where's the wifresh? 297 00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:59,809 Don't catch me with the thing. 298 00:22:59,892 --> 00:23:01,226 - Yakov! - What? 299 00:23:01,392 --> 00:23:03,476 You don't get Christmas bonus just standing around. 300 00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:05,433 You want those new teeth you saw in SkyMall? 301 00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:07,559 - It's my dream. - Help around. 302 00:23:08,392 --> 00:23:10,225 - You live with your momma? - No, my momma lives with me, 303 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:10,849 it's a big difference. 304 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,849 They got your face all over the news, alien boy. 305 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,974 - Yeah, I know. - And NBE-1, still kicking, huh? 306 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:16,306 How did that happen? 307 00:23:16,515 --> 00:23:18,599 Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding, 308 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,891 but I don't want anything to do with it 309 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:22,265 so, goodbye, you never saw me. I got bagels to schmidt. 310 00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:23,973 Well, give me 5 seconds. 311 00:23:23,973 --> 00:23:25,472 Look, hold on, I need your help. 312 00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:27,932 Really, you need my help? 313 00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:28,806 I need-- 314 00:23:29,098 --> 00:23:31,389 Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay? 315 00:23:31,472 --> 00:23:33,263 I had a little Crabbot, placed the device 316 00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:34,846 deep into the soft tissues of my brain, 317 00:23:34,888 --> 00:23:36,553 and started projecting little alien symbols 318 00:23:36,595 --> 00:23:37,553 like a whole freaking movie 319 00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,346 and on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. 320 00:23:39,388 --> 00:23:40,512 So you think you got it rough? 321 00:23:40,512 --> 00:23:42,721 You said it projected images of your brain? 322 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:43,512 Right. 323 00:23:44,135 --> 00:23:45,470 Meat locker, now! 324 00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:47,345 - Dead pigs. - Yuck. 325 00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:49,303 What you're about to see is top secret. 326 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,178 Do not tell my mother. 327 00:23:53,302 --> 00:23:54,427 Dead pigs, swine flu. 328 00:23:54,469 --> 00:23:55,427 - Not good. - Now you know. 329 00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:57,343 Next time, you eat a goat or a pig. 330 00:23:57,343 --> 00:23:58,593 There's a story behind this. 331 00:23:58,635 --> 00:23:59,968 Yeah, there's a story. 332 00:24:00,384 --> 00:24:02,218 ...you're saying you believe in aliens? 333 00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,592 Okay, files, files. 334 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:05,384 We're talking about symbols. 335 00:24:06,092 --> 00:24:08,466 Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off. 336 00:24:09,634 --> 00:24:11,007 Okay, Cube-brain. 337 00:24:12,092 --> 00:24:14,132 Any of these look like the symbols you saw? 338 00:24:14,383 --> 00:24:15,341 Where did you get these? 339 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,382 Before I got fired. 340 00:24:17,382 --> 00:24:19,924 I coached S-7's scrawny, drooly... 341 00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:25,005 75 years of alien research which points to one inescapable fact: 342 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:29,631 The Transformers; they've been here a long, long time. 343 00:24:29,631 --> 00:24:30,296 How do I know? 344 00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,672 Archaeologists found these unexplained markings 345 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,130 and ancient runes all over the world. 346 00:24:36,464 --> 00:24:38,504 China, Egypt, Greece. 347 00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:40,753 Shot at 1932. 348 00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:42,754 These the symbols you're seeing in your head? 349 00:24:42,963 --> 00:24:45,252 - Yeah. - Same ones over here, right? 350 00:24:45,961 --> 00:24:50,085 So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing? 351 00:24:51,502 --> 00:24:52,668 Aliens. 352 00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,627 And I think some of them stayed. 353 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:55,543 Check this out. 354 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:57,626 Project Black Knife. 355 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,668 Robots, in disguise. Hiding here. 356 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,626 All along. 357 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,750 We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. 358 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,458 I pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate it 359 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:13,082 but they said the readings were infantesimal. 360 00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:15,749 That I was obsessed! 361 00:25:15,832 --> 00:25:17,373 Me, can you imagine that? 362 00:25:18,456 --> 00:25:20,791 Megatron said that there was another Energon source here. 363 00:25:20,832 --> 00:25:22,581 - On Earth? On another source? - On Earth. 364 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:23,830 Okay, and that these symbols, 365 00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:25,413 the maps in my head would lead him there. 366 00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:27,456 Should you talk to your Autobot friends? 367 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,665 No, no, no, the source is before. 368 00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:31,330 Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them. 369 00:25:31,621 --> 00:25:33,120 - So it comes before that. - Correct. 370 00:25:33,913 --> 00:25:35,038 Well then, report... 371 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:37,078 Unless we can talk to a Decepticon. 372 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,745 I mean, I'm not on speed terms or whatever... 373 00:25:39,745 --> 00:25:41,245 Actually, I am. 374 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:46,827 Let me out! 375 00:25:47,662 --> 00:25:49,535 - It could be a little bit sad. - Open it. 376 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,993 I'm gonna so many Decepticons on your butt! 377 00:25:54,118 --> 00:25:55,118 Behave. 378 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,661 - What is it, a Decepticon? - Yeah. 379 00:25:56,911 --> 00:25:58,784 - Can you train him? - Tried to. 380 00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:02,201 I spent my whole adult life, coming a plan of aliens. 381 00:26:02,243 --> 00:26:03,743 - You're very furious-- - And you're carrying it around 382 00:26:03,785 --> 00:26:05,533 what are you supposed to make a little chihuahua. 383 00:26:06,450 --> 00:26:08,575 Wanna throw it down, you pubic fro-head? 384 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:11,574 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye. 385 00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:13,448 You know, but if you're a good boy, 386 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,491 then I'm not gonna torch your other eye. 387 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,824 Okay? I'm not gonna torch it. 388 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,864 Just tell me what these symbols are. 389 00:26:19,323 --> 00:26:19,949 Please. 390 00:26:21,531 --> 00:26:22,240 Okay. 391 00:26:23,573 --> 00:26:26,531 Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes. 392 00:26:27,906 --> 00:26:29,905 I don't read it, but uh, these guys... 393 00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:33,113 Where the frick did you find photos of these guys? 394 00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:34,321 - Is this them? - Yeah. 395 00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:37,030 Sakers, pal. Oldest of the old. 396 00:26:37,155 --> 00:26:38,737 Oh, they've been here for thousands of years, 397 00:26:38,779 --> 00:26:39,987 looking for something. 398 00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:41,820 I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. 399 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:44,029 Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya. 400 00:26:44,194 --> 00:26:45,693 And I know where to find them. 401 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:46,486 Show us. 402 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,444 Closest one's in Washington. 403 00:26:56,027 --> 00:26:58,901 Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. 404 00:26:58,901 --> 00:27:01,235 Land of dreams in there. 405 00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:03,776 All I ever want to be was an astronaut. 406 00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:07,191 - Hold those. - What is that? 407 00:27:08,483 --> 00:27:09,108 What? 408 00:27:09,108 --> 00:27:10,608 I wear them when I'm in the funk. 409 00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:14,774 So does Jeamby, Cheater. It's a baseball thing. 410 00:27:14,774 --> 00:27:17,855 Okay. Once you synchronize, shop-mind and empty bladder 411 00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:20,898 you get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. 412 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:21,939 Here, take one of these pills. 413 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:22,689 Slip it under your tongue, 414 00:27:22,689 --> 00:27:25,147 it's a high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. 415 00:27:25,189 --> 00:27:26,980 Fools the polygraph, everytime. 416 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:28,939 Okay, now let's get this show on the road. 417 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,354 Whoa, no, listen. I can't do this. 418 00:27:31,395 --> 00:27:32,562 I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright? 419 00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:33,937 'cause I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns, 420 00:27:33,978 --> 00:27:35,604 - I don't want to die. - Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid. 421 00:27:36,105 --> 00:27:38,728 You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. 422 00:27:38,812 --> 00:27:41,977 Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that spare tank. 423 00:27:42,353 --> 00:27:44,020 The museum is now closing. 424 00:27:44,437 --> 00:27:45,812 Papa, bad news, bro. 425 00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:47,811 Ran out of toilet paper, you got any out here? 426 00:27:47,852 --> 00:27:50,018 - Please tell me you-- - Sir, I suggest you get in there. 427 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,518 The museum is closed. 428 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:54,184 Listen man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important. 429 00:27:54,184 --> 00:27:56,018 Dumper-dumper. I gotta go, alright? 430 00:27:56,018 --> 00:27:58,683 Sir, you are a grown naked man around showing... 431 00:27:58,975 --> 00:28:01,643 - Pull your pants up and exit-- - I'm not going anywhere. 432 00:28:06,557 --> 00:28:07,849 You got that paper, right, sir? 433 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,183 You should be embarassed. 434 00:28:09,183 --> 00:28:10,891 This a family museum, sir. 435 00:28:29,514 --> 00:28:31,138 What is going on here? 436 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,096 How many times can you get tased in the nuts? 437 00:28:33,096 --> 00:28:35,638 So you covered the gates, huh, you know. 438 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:38,097 You're an amateur man, a rank amateur. 439 00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:43,595 There's now five guards. Five guards. 440 00:28:43,803 --> 00:28:45,260 - You get this stuff and get out of here. - Give me a second. 441 00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:46,843 I gotta get the tracker, alright. 442 00:28:47,511 --> 00:28:49,761 - Be good. - I'm claustrophobic. 443 00:29:06,715 --> 00:29:08,925 Look, look. Follow him, follow him. 444 00:29:08,966 --> 00:29:09,758 He knows where he's going. 445 00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:16,882 - He knows something. - What? 446 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:18,132 He knows something! 447 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:25,588 - You got what I got? - Yeah. 448 00:29:25,588 --> 00:29:26,506 Blackbird. 449 00:29:29,838 --> 00:29:31,338 There he is. 450 00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:35,212 This guy's a legend, like--like the Chairman of the Board. 451 00:29:35,253 --> 00:29:37,004 Yo, freshman, put the shard. 452 00:29:37,462 --> 00:29:39,586 And watch the magic happen. 453 00:29:46,628 --> 00:29:48,710 Oh shit, it's a Decepticon! 454 00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:50,753 - Decepticon? - What is it? 455 00:29:51,335 --> 00:29:52,709 Find the main tail! 456 00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:08,166 What sort of hideous mosalleem is this? 457 00:30:09,749 --> 00:30:12,998 Semi pulls and days, show yourselves! 458 00:30:12,998 --> 00:30:15,248 Or suffer my infinite wrath! 459 00:30:16,665 --> 00:30:19,413 W-wait, old spinal called based organisms. 460 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,456 Bugger! 461 00:30:22,498 --> 00:30:26,956 Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! 462 00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:29,121 Prepare for a systems' override. 463 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:30,622 I tell you, this guy did not age well. 464 00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,496 - He either heard it. - Command these doors to open. 465 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:34,788 Fire! 466 00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:37,663 Oh, I said, fire! 467 00:30:38,746 --> 00:30:40,036 Bollocks. 468 00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:42,161 Break that, these worthless-- 469 00:30:42,745 --> 00:30:43,536 Wait a second. 470 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:47,409 Itching, wretching, rust in my arse. 471 00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:50,744 Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry. 472 00:30:50,786 --> 00:30:53,076 Very angry. We gotta catch that plane! 473 00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:58,284 I'm on a mission. 474 00:30:58,952 --> 00:31:00,450 - W-wait, wait! - Wait, wait, wait. 475 00:31:00,824 --> 00:31:01,450 - Hey! - What do you want? 476 00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:02,617 Look, we just want to talk! 477 00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:04,492 I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission! 478 00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,366 I'm a mercenary goon-bringer. 479 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:08,449 - What planet am I on? - Earth. 480 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,491 Earth? Terrible name for a planet, 481 00:31:10,533 --> 00:31:12,491 might as well call it "dirt". 482 00:31:12,491 --> 00:31:14,448 Planet dirt. 483 00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:17,406 Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? 484 00:31:17,990 --> 00:31:19,533 - Who's winning? - The Decepticons. 485 00:31:20,572 --> 00:31:22,781 Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. 486 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,197 What do you mean, "changed sides"? 487 00:31:24,239 --> 00:31:25,197 It's a choice. 488 00:31:25,239 --> 00:31:29,571 It's intensely personal decision. So much negativity. 489 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,695 Who wants to live a life filled with hate? 490 00:31:31,737 --> 00:31:32,822 Meaning you don't have to work for those 491 00:31:32,822 --> 00:31:34,321 miserable, freaking Decepticons? 492 00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:37,737 If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe. 493 00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,528 I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess! 494 00:31:40,903 --> 00:31:43,195 - Who's your little Autobot? - Oh you cutes. 495 00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:43,985 Name's Wheelie. 496 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,153 Say my name, say my name! 497 00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:48,443 What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now? 498 00:31:48,485 --> 00:31:49,693 At least he's faithful, Sam. 499 00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:52,360 Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted. 500 00:31:54,151 --> 00:31:55,401 Can you just-- Can you stop? 501 00:31:55,443 --> 00:31:57,692 - Hey, what are you doing? - ...I don't wanna argue it. 502 00:31:57,734 --> 00:31:58,401 What were you saying? 503 00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:01,150 I told you my name was Jetfire! 504 00:32:02,942 --> 00:32:04,900 Wow, someone shit in the bed this morning? 505 00:32:07,149 --> 00:32:08,690 Pretty stout with my mother. 506 00:32:08,816 --> 00:32:11,316 My ancestors have been here for centuries. 507 00:32:11,358 --> 00:32:14,190 My father, one was a wheel! The first wheel! 508 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,231 - Do you know what he transformed into? - No. 509 00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:21,438 Nothing! But he did so with honor, dignity and-- 510 00:32:29,521 --> 00:32:31,897 My boosters are fried. 511 00:32:33,478 --> 00:32:34,978 I thought we could help each other. 512 00:32:34,978 --> 00:32:37,479 You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know. 513 00:32:37,479 --> 00:32:38,978 - I do. - I don't think he knows anything. 514 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,146 Honestly, I don't know. 515 00:32:43,812 --> 00:32:44,727 These vivid symbols, 516 00:32:44,769 --> 00:32:46,436 they're symbols but they are in my mind. 517 00:32:46,478 --> 00:32:47,769 You see, all this is in my mind. 518 00:32:47,811 --> 00:32:49,810 And Megatron wants what's in my mind. 519 00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:51,102 Him and someone called the Fallen. 520 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:54,643 The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust. 521 00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:56,060 The original Decepticon. 522 00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:59,559 He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos... 523 00:33:00,349 --> 00:33:02,433 His suspects, they were a part of my mission 524 00:33:02,475 --> 00:33:04,226 the Fall and Search, I remember now. 525 00:33:04,267 --> 00:33:06,809 Of a dagger's tip and the key! 526 00:33:07,099 --> 00:33:08,932 Slow down. The dagger's tip, the key, 527 00:33:08,973 --> 00:33:10,391 - what are you talking about? - No time to explain. 528 00:33:10,391 --> 00:33:11,974 Hold on, everybody! 529 00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:41,302 Well, that wasn't so bad. 530 00:33:41,427 --> 00:33:43,178 I was overseeing the wrong planet. 531 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:45,177 Hey, that frickin' hurt! 532 00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:47,677 Oh, my God! 533 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,841 Oh, God! 534 00:34:01,007 --> 00:34:04,342 Oh, my God! You beautiful face, this will be a perfect moment. 535 00:34:04,425 --> 00:34:06,424 Except you landed on my testicles. 536 00:34:06,841 --> 00:34:08,257 Please get off! 537 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,132 My balls! 538 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:14,673 Sam! 539 00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:18,881 - Where are we? Simmons! - Hey! Yeah! 540 00:34:18,881 --> 00:34:20,006 Oh, my God. 541 00:34:21,505 --> 00:34:23,838 What is this? It's Vegas! 542 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,546 - You guys okay? - Yeah! 543 00:34:25,546 --> 00:34:28,463 Hey! I think we're in Vegas! 544 00:34:28,463 --> 00:34:29,963 That really, really hurts. 545 00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:32,213 You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt. 546 00:34:32,213 --> 00:34:34,795 People could've gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt, 547 00:34:34,795 --> 00:34:36,963 - you would have heard from-- - Oh, shut up! 548 00:34:37,004 --> 00:34:38,753 I told you I was opening the space bridge. 549 00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:41,046 It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt. 550 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:43,544 What did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything! 551 00:34:43,961 --> 00:34:46,127 You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt? 552 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:48,794 Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing. 553 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:51,710 - You would do the informed. - Can you just stop for a second? 554 00:34:51,752 --> 00:34:53,668 Can you focus? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt 555 00:34:53,709 --> 00:34:56,376 so we can all have a little bit assemblance and peace of mind? 556 00:34:56,376 --> 00:34:59,668 This planet was visited by our race once before 557 00:34:59,668 --> 00:35:02,582 by our earliest ancestors a millenium ago. 558 00:35:02,624 --> 00:35:05,624 They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, 559 00:35:05,624 --> 00:35:08,249 the life blood of our race. 560 00:35:08,249 --> 00:35:11,207 Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, 561 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:42,320 let my wretched self. 562 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:17,413 Do you have any idea what is like a slowly fall of parton die? 563 00:35:17,455 --> 00:35:20,289 Let's not get episodic, okay? Old-timer. 564 00:35:20,748 --> 00:35:26,163 Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it. 565 00:35:26,163 --> 00:35:31,162 Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. 566 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:35,411 It harvests Energon by destroying suns. 567 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:37,287 - Destroy suns? - You mean blow them up? 568 00:35:37,287 --> 00:35:40,954 Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes, 569 00:35:40,995 --> 00:35:42,619 our original leaders. 570 00:35:42,702 --> 00:35:46,661 And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest. 571 00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:49,536 The Primes set out with one rule: 572 00:35:49,536 --> 00:35:52,701 Never destroy a planet with life. 573 00:35:52,701 --> 00:35:55,784 Until one of them tried to defy this rule. 574 00:35:55,825 --> 00:36:00,034 And his name, for ever more, was the Fallen. 575 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,075 He despised the human race. 576 00:36:05,242 --> 00:36:09,324 And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. 577 00:36:09,324 --> 00:36:13,741 The only way to activate it is with a legendary key 578 00:36:13,741 --> 00:36:16,864 called the Matrix of Leadership. 579 00:36:23,155 --> 00:36:27,613 A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. 580 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:34,612 The Fallen who was stronger at his will did, 581 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:40,736 surrendered no choice, but to steal and hide it from him. 582 00:36:41,237 --> 00:36:46,068 In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away 583 00:36:46,109 --> 00:36:49,401 in a tomb made of their very own bodies. 584 00:36:50,027 --> 00:36:52,984 A tomb we cannot find. 585 00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:57,234 Somewhere, buried in this desert, 586 00:36:57,234 --> 00:36:59,858 that deadly machine remains. 587 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:02,068 The Fallen knows where it is. 588 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:07,982 And if he finds the Tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more. 589 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,732 Okay so how do we stop it? 590 00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:11,940 Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen. 591 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:13,524 Optimus Prime? 592 00:37:16,356 --> 00:37:18,438 So you met a Prime? 593 00:37:19,064 --> 00:37:21,606 You must have met a great descendant. 594 00:37:21,648 --> 00:37:22,562 Is he alive? 595 00:37:22,813 --> 00:37:25,146 Here? On this planet? 596 00:37:25,438 --> 00:37:27,687 He sacrificed himself to save me. 597 00:37:28,438 --> 00:37:29,687 So he's dead. 598 00:37:29,854 --> 00:37:31,728 Without a Prime, it's impossible. 599 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,146 No one else could stop the Fallen. 600 00:37:34,188 --> 00:37:37,311 So the same energy that's going to be used to reactivate the machine... 601 00:37:38,062 --> 00:37:41,020 Could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus 602 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,020 and bring him back to life? 603 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:44,060 It was never designed for that purpose, 604 00:37:44,102 --> 00:37:46,810 but it's an energy, like no other. 605 00:37:47,018 --> 00:37:50,934 So then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me? 606 00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:54,268 Follow your mind, your map, your symbols, 607 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:56,892 what you got in the sand, it's your bloom. 608 00:37:56,892 --> 00:37:59,183 When dawn alights the Dagger's tip, 609 00:37:59,225 --> 00:38:02,017 three kings will reveal the doorway. 610 00:38:02,017 --> 00:38:04,140 Find the doorway! 611 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,682 Go now, go! 612 00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:08,933 That was my mission. It's your mission now. 613 00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:11,473 Go before the Decepticons find me 614 00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,473 and find you. 615 00:38:19,806 --> 00:38:21,181 That was my CIA contact. 616 00:38:21,223 --> 00:38:23,638 Says Ancient Sumerian used to call the Gulf of Aqaba 617 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,888 - the Dagger's Tip. - That's the dagger's tip. 618 00:38:25,930 --> 00:38:27,054 - It's part of the Red Sea. - Got it. 619 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,305 It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade. 620 00:38:29,347 --> 00:38:32,012 29 and a half degrees north. 35 east. 621 00:38:32,428 --> 00:38:33,221 There it is. 622 00:38:33,429 --> 00:38:35,637 Okay, first thing we gotta do is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip. 623 00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:37,261 How are you gonna get him halfway around the world? 624 00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:38,968 We're gonna make a call. 625 00:38:42,303 --> 00:38:43,218 We got the cops. 626 00:38:49,717 --> 00:38:51,342 I can't go to prison, guys! 627 00:38:54,802 --> 00:38:57,467 Sam, you gotta get off this road and lay low. 628 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:09,965 Man, they'll pick up. 629 00:39:10,006 --> 00:39:12,256 This is just called blending in like a ninja. 630 00:39:12,423 --> 00:39:14,131 How about I'll lay my piss in your face? 631 00:39:15,132 --> 00:39:15,881 They're gone. 632 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:17,589 Wait another time. 633 00:39:17,798 --> 00:39:18,923 How are you gonna make the call to Lennox? 634 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,422 You are in the worldwide. What, they're gonna tranquil in one base? 635 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:22,881 They'll track you here in seconds. 636 00:39:22,881 --> 00:39:24,837 CIA is all over this place. 637 00:39:24,879 --> 00:39:25,838 You're gonna call? 638 00:39:31,129 --> 00:39:33,087 Okay, that's--that's a good idea. 639 00:39:33,087 --> 00:39:34,754 - Alright? - I mean I just was... 640 00:39:35,213 --> 00:39:36,295 My mind in other things. 641 00:39:36,337 --> 00:39:37,962 Like why don't you get being chipped in prison. 642 00:39:38,836 --> 00:39:40,169 New Jersey 643 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,836 This departure: 2100 hours. 644 00:39:44,377 --> 00:39:45,752 So we're shipped in back to base. 645 00:39:46,543 --> 00:39:48,001 This is central at stake. 646 00:39:53,376 --> 00:39:55,625 Major Lennox, phone call. 647 00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:58,250 Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid, you know? 648 00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,540 One with the attitude break? 649 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,083 I need the truck. The truck. 650 00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:03,831 We got a possible resurrection going on over here. 651 00:40:03,873 --> 00:40:04,998 You're not gonna believe where we are. 652 00:40:04,998 --> 00:40:08,123 Code Tot, as in King Tutankhamen, 653 00:40:08,165 --> 00:40:09,832 back of a $1 bill. 654 00:40:10,248 --> 00:40:15,082 Coordinates for air-drop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. 655 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,373 Get it. Write it down, write it. 656 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:17,747 Oh, my God. 657 00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:19,289 I gotta go, okay. I hate the cops. 658 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:20,497 W-Wait, who are you? 659 00:40:22,081 --> 00:40:24,621 Wait, it's me. Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo. 660 00:40:24,704 --> 00:40:26,038 The cops are coming right now. We need to go. 661 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,662 Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east. 662 00:40:32,662 --> 00:40:35,079 Tip of the Red Sea, Gulf of Aqaba. 663 00:40:35,538 --> 00:40:36,411 Egypt. 664 00:40:37,079 --> 00:40:38,161 Are you serious? 665 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,202 Sir. 666 00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:47,786 Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there. 667 00:40:47,786 --> 00:40:50,410 How is this little kid's supposed to bring him back to life? 668 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:52,158 I don't know. 669 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,159 But we gotta trust him. 670 00:40:56,158 --> 00:40:57,574 Okay, let's go over it again. 671 00:40:57,574 --> 00:41:00,032 - When the dawn arise... - When the dawn arise the dagger's tip, 672 00:41:00,074 --> 00:41:02,158 - the three kings... - ...will reveal the doorway. 673 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,909 That's what he said. You know what that means? 674 00:41:04,114 --> 00:41:05,824 - No, what does it mean? - I have no idea. 675 00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,699 Oh my God, oh my God. Checkpoint, checkpoint. 676 00:41:07,741 --> 00:41:08,782 I don't have my passport. 677 00:41:11,073 --> 00:41:15,573 Passport. Idiota (Idiot)! 678 00:41:19,989 --> 00:41:21,239 They have cams at top. 679 00:41:23,405 --> 00:41:25,154 He's the one that they want. 680 00:41:25,904 --> 00:41:27,988 Alright, chill. Let's be nice to them. 681 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,279 I can handle it. These are my people. 682 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,319 - Yeah. - I'm 136. 683 00:41:34,821 --> 00:41:36,444 Oh great, a frickin' munchkin. 684 00:41:36,486 --> 00:41:38,861 Oh, little people are mean. Tell him he's tall. 685 00:41:44,112 --> 00:41:47,902 - What do you want? - I want to go to... 686 00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:50,819 The Dagger's Tip, right? 687 00:41:50,819 --> 00:41:53,442 Egypt, Jordan. We wanna go there. 688 00:41:53,442 --> 00:41:55,484 Me and my family. This is my family. 689 00:41:55,484 --> 00:41:57,526 - This is my son, my other son. - Hi there. 690 00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:58,274 My daughter. 691 00:41:58,399 --> 00:42:00,565 We're tourists from New York. 692 00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:02,274 - New York? - Yes. Yes. 693 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:03,733 50 kilometres. 694 00:42:03,775 --> 00:42:05,190 We're going to get one of your falafels, thank you! 695 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,148 Yeah, thank you very much. 696 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,191 - New York. - I know, I know you from somewhere. 697 00:42:08,689 --> 00:42:10,232 No, we do not work for the CIA. 698 00:42:14,689 --> 00:42:18,230 Decepticons, voice location. 699 00:42:18,396 --> 00:42:19,396 Detected. 700 00:42:20,729 --> 00:42:23,897 Starscream in pursuit. 701 00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:31,230 Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in with your surrounding. 702 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:33,478 You know, you gotta be part of the landscape. 703 00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:42,477 Awesome. 704 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,767 I think aliens built that. 705 00:42:45,393 --> 00:42:46,643 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 706 00:42:46,851 --> 00:42:48,310 Go, move it! Move it. 707 00:42:49,059 --> 00:42:49,810 - What? - Hey, guard us. 708 00:42:50,018 --> 00:42:51,352 Low-profile, don't make a scene, okay? 709 00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:52,808 Yeah, some of us got work to do! 710 00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:54,392 Dumb Autobots. 711 00:42:57,850 --> 00:43:01,015 Estimated time of detachment NEST, 0600 AM 712 00:43:15,806 --> 00:43:17,847 Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health. 713 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:24,013 Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys. 714 00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:25,804 - Really? - Yeah. 715 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,304 Why don't you say it? 716 00:43:31,054 --> 00:43:32,136 Ladies first. 717 00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:36,178 Okay, so tonight, you're gonna be a gentleman. 718 00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:38,053 You're really chivalrous. 719 00:43:38,428 --> 00:43:39,386 Why are you mad at me? 720 00:43:39,968 --> 00:43:42,010 You know what? Baby, I'm not... 721 00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:43,885 I'm not mad. 722 00:43:44,552 --> 00:43:48,969 You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed. 723 00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:49,926 I know. 724 00:43:53,549 --> 00:43:55,425 Who else could be your girlfriend too? 725 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,425 Look at the things that go through with me. 726 00:43:59,675 --> 00:44:02,091 And now we're underneath the moon and the stars 727 00:44:02,132 --> 00:44:04,424 and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet 728 00:44:04,466 --> 00:44:06,507 and you still can't even tell me that you love me. 729 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,173 - What? - Wait. 730 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:13,797 - Why do boys always change the subject? - The moon and the stars... 731 00:44:13,838 --> 00:44:15,631 - Sam... - Come with me really quick. 732 00:44:23,463 --> 00:44:25,544 Simmons, Leo, wake up! 733 00:44:28,879 --> 00:44:31,128 Listen, Astronomy class, page 47, you remember the class? 734 00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:33,752 No, no, I was only in college for two days, you remember that? 735 00:44:33,794 --> 00:44:35,753 - Yeah, well, get up. Up, up. - What are you talking about? 736 00:44:41,419 --> 00:44:42,502 Can you see those three stars? 737 00:44:42,543 --> 00:44:44,253 You see how the last one touches the horizon? 738 00:44:44,585 --> 00:44:45,628 That's Orion's belt. 739 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:48,210 It's also called the Three Kings and the reason for that is 740 00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:51,001 the three Egyptian kings who built the pyramids in Giza built them 741 00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:52,168 to mear those stars. 742 00:44:52,210 --> 00:44:53,999 So it's like an aerial staring straight in the face. 743 00:44:53,999 --> 00:44:55,792 They all point due east towards Jordan. 744 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:57,459 The mountains of Petra. 745 00:45:10,623 --> 00:45:14,664 We got a seatbelt malfunction. We gotta have to divert... 746 00:45:14,664 --> 00:45:16,289 Flight in lower, prepare for bail-out. 747 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,622 Bail-out, bail-out, bail-out, bail-out? 748 00:45:18,664 --> 00:45:20,829 Alright, team, grab your shoots. 749 00:45:20,871 --> 00:45:21,622 Bail-out? 750 00:45:24,163 --> 00:45:25,830 Familiar with the standard MC-4? 751 00:45:26,036 --> 00:45:28,870 Of course not. I've never jumped out of a publicly good airplane before. 752 00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:30,453 Wait a minute, is this really happening? 753 00:45:30,453 --> 00:45:30,870 Yeah. 754 00:45:33,495 --> 00:45:34,994 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 755 00:45:35,452 --> 00:45:36,869 You're behind this, aren't you? 756 00:45:37,078 --> 00:45:38,035 What are you talking about? 757 00:45:38,077 --> 00:45:40,160 You heard the pilot. These guys don't mess around. 758 00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:44,369 This is standard procedure. I'm just following orders to the letter. 759 00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:45,619 Do you know what you said? 760 00:45:46,659 --> 00:45:49,034 You, just find the captain and your career-- 761 00:45:54,616 --> 00:45:55,825 Wait, what was that? What's that? 762 00:45:55,991 --> 00:45:57,033 That's not good. 763 00:45:57,534 --> 00:45:59,824 Come on. Right this way, right this way! 764 00:45:59,865 --> 00:46:00,574 I can't jump out of an airplane. 765 00:46:05,991 --> 00:46:08,240 Come here. Come here. 766 00:46:09,448 --> 00:46:12,281 Because I have to secure the VIPs first. 767 00:46:12,281 --> 00:46:14,613 Okay, I want you to listen very carefully. 768 00:46:14,613 --> 00:46:16,447 Remember as everything that I say. 769 00:46:16,697 --> 00:46:19,904 East to the GPS trackers, so you can be found by search and rescue. 770 00:46:24,154 --> 00:46:25,530 - Look, are you listening? - I can't. 771 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:28,487 - Alright, alright. - Alright. 772 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:30,404 When the plane that shoot inflates into the air, 773 00:46:30,404 --> 00:46:32,529 pull the pin and open some air, 774 00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:34,777 break your rack up, lose your primary. 775 00:46:34,985 --> 00:46:36,277 I want you to pull the blue. 776 00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:38,153 I need you to pull it really hard. 777 00:46:38,944 --> 00:46:41,527 Not right now. We're on the plane, you dumbass! 778 00:46:44,819 --> 00:46:45,902 Did he say goodbye? 779 00:46:45,944 --> 00:46:47,651 No, he didn't even say goodbye. 780 00:46:48,192 --> 00:46:49,818 General, we're loaded and ready. 781 00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:52,901 You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes. 782 00:46:53,151 --> 00:46:54,192 - Excellent. - Sir, 783 00:46:54,192 --> 00:46:55,982 you need to see this. Now. 784 00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:00,232 Have we checked these coordinates? 785 00:47:00,273 --> 00:47:01,690 Egypt, sir. They're air-dropping in. 786 00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:02,981 You gotta be kidding me. 787 00:47:03,565 --> 00:47:04,774 He knows something. 788 00:47:04,899 --> 00:47:07,773 We need to be ready to back him up, if this thing goes hot. 789 00:47:08,648 --> 00:47:09,397 Copy that. 790 00:47:09,898 --> 00:47:12,065 CIA just got a hit on the boy. 791 00:47:13,107 --> 00:47:15,188 Hundred miles from the location on that little map there. 792 00:47:15,188 --> 00:47:15,980 It's getting hotter. 793 00:47:20,687 --> 00:47:23,104 It's gotta be... around here somewhere. 794 00:48:03,765 --> 00:48:05,015 It's here somewhere, guys. 795 00:48:05,057 --> 00:48:06,015 Oh yeah, why? 796 00:48:06,307 --> 00:48:08,056 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird 797 00:48:08,098 --> 00:48:09,473 who doesn't even know what planet he's on. 798 00:48:09,515 --> 00:48:12,014 On his defense, this is the biggest doorway 799 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,723 I've ever seen in my entire life. 800 00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:17,138 Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, alright? 801 00:48:17,847 --> 00:48:18,514 Nope. 802 00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:21,262 Ever questioned mind, guys, that archaeologists have been here before. 803 00:48:21,304 --> 00:48:22,221 There's nothing here. 804 00:48:22,262 --> 00:48:24,596 You realise it's heart-break, despair, kid. 805 00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:26,971 Sometimes, you get to the end of the rainbow 806 00:48:27,013 --> 00:48:29,178 and the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it. 807 00:48:29,178 --> 00:48:30,887 I'm listening to you; you live with your mother. 808 00:48:32,595 --> 00:48:34,970 - It's not over. - It is over. It's done. 809 00:48:35,011 --> 00:48:36,636 Why are we still listening to your little punk-ass? 810 00:48:36,678 --> 00:48:38,761 I mean, what kind of dumbfucks accept ding my rim? 811 00:48:38,803 --> 00:48:40,801 Kill Megatron. How about that? 812 00:48:40,842 --> 00:48:42,468 Well, he doesn't get the job done, you know, I mean, 813 00:48:42,468 --> 00:48:44,385 - 'cause he's zapped, man. - You scared? 814 00:48:44,385 --> 00:48:46,259 Well, scared? Scared of your ugly face. 815 00:48:46,551 --> 00:48:49,133 I'm ugly? Well, we twins, you stupid genius. 816 00:48:56,132 --> 00:48:57,967 Guys! Oh, hey!