1 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,859 (# SIMPLE MINDS: "Don't You Forget About Me") 2 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:53,076 # Won't you come see about me? 3 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,051 # I'll be alone, dancing 4 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,985 # You know it, baby 5 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:01,890 # Tell me your troubles and doubts 6 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:06,624 # Giving me everything, inside and out 7 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,759 # Love's strange, so real in the dark 8 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,963 # Think of the tender things 9 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,438 # That we were working on 10 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:19,635 # Slow change may pull us apart 11 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:24,273 # When the light gets into your heart, baby 12 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:28,854 # Don't you forget about me 13 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,250 # Don't, don't, don't, don't 14 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:38,193 # Don't you forget about me 15 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,829 # Will you stand above me? 16 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:50,341 # Look my way but never love me? 17 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,535 # Rain keeps falling 18 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:56,237 # Rain keeps falling down 19 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,441 # Down, down # 20 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:13,094 (Boy) 'Saturday, March 24th, 1 984. 21 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:17,965 'Shermer High School, Shermer, lllinois. 60062. 22 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,475 'Dear Mr Vernon, 23 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:31,676 'we accept that we had to sacrifice Saturday in detention for what we did. 24 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,685 'What we did was wrong. 25 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:39,758 'But you're crazy to make us write an essay about who we think we are. 26 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,860 'What do you care? 27 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,462 'You see us as you want to see us, 28 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:49,295 'in the simplest terms and most convenient definitions. 29 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,869 'You see us as a brain, 30 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:56,533 'an athlete, a basket case, 31 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:01,112 'a princess and a criminal. 32 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,908 'Correct? 33 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:11,182 'That's how we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. 34 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,552 'We were brainwashed.' 35 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:26,936 I can't believe you can't get me out of this. 36 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:31,806 I mean, it's so absurd I have to be here on a Saturday. 37 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:35,539 - I'm not a defective. - I'll make it up to you. 38 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:41,917 Ditching class to go shopping doesn't make you a defective. Have a good day. 39 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:51,195 - It's the first or last time we do this? - The last. 40 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:56,859 - Use the time to your advantage. - We're not supposed to study. 41 00:03:57,036 --> 00:04:00,062 - You figure out a way to study. - Yeah. 42 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,802 Well, go! 43 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:15,450 I screwed around. Guys screw around. There's nothing wrong with that. 44 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:19,854 - Except you got caught. - Mum already reamed me, all right. 45 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:24,463 You want to miss a match? You want to blow your ride? 46 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:29,227 No school's going to give a scholarship to a discipline case. 47 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:59,316 Well, well. Here we are. 48 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,695 I want to congratulate you for being on time. 49 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,697 Excuse me, sir. There's been a mistake. 50 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:11,133 I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here. 51 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,398 It is now 7:06. 52 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:22,810 You have eight hours and 54 minutes to think about why you're here, 53 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,677 to ponder the error of your ways. 54 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,984 You may not talk. 55 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:35,184 You will not move from these seats. 56 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:41,021 And you...will not sleep. 57 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,367 We're going to try something a little different. 58 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,841 We are going to write an essay 59 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:59,041 of no less than a thousand words, describing who you think you are. 60 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:04,656 - Is this a test? - When I say essay, I mean essay. 61 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:10,960 I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. 62 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:14,533 - Is that clear, Mr Bender? - Crystal. 63 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:18,000 (Man) Good. Maybe you'll learn something about yourself. 64 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,732 Maybe you'll decide whether you care to return. 65 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:27,569 I can answer that right now, sir. That would be "no" for me because... 66 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,739 - Sit down, Johnson. - Thank you, sir. 67 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:37,345 (Man) My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. 68 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,856 Any questions? 69 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,694 (Bender) Yeah, I've got a question. 70 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,832 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? 71 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:50,093 I'll answer that next Saturday. 72 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:56,808 Don't mess with the bull, young man - you'll get the horns. 73 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:01,877 That man...he's a brownie hound. 74 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,816 (Chipping) 75 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:37,482 You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for lunch. 76 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,842 I've seen you before, you know. 77 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:55,860 Who do I think I am? Who are you? 78 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,630 Who are you? 79 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,931 I am the walrus. 80 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,940 It's the shits, huh? 81 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,956 (Bender hums) 82 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:09,363 I can't believe this is happening. 83 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:14,775 Shit! What are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss? 84 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,906 - Please. - If you've got to go, you've got to go. 85 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,248 - My God! - You're not urinating in here. 86 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:26,585 - Don't talk! It crawls back up. - Whip it out and you're dead! 87 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:32,519 You're pretty sexy when you get angry. Grrr! 88 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,602 Homeboy, why don't you close that door? 89 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,364 We'll get the prom queen impregnated. 90 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,539 - Hey! Hey! - What? 91 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:48,272 - If I lose my temper, you're totalled. - Totally? 92 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:54,275 - Totally. - Just shut up. Nobody is interested. 93 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,951 Really. Buttface. 94 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:03,255 What did you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jock? 95 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,193 I think we should write our papers. 96 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,462 Living in here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass. 97 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:15,434 - It's a free country. - He's doing it to get a rise out of you. 98 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,633 Ignore him. 99 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,278 Sweets... 100 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,279 you couldn't ignore me if you tried. 101 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,015 So... 102 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:35,052 Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend? 103 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,087 Steady dates? 104 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,490 Lovers? 105 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:47,539 Come on, Sporto. Level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection? 106 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,073 - Go to hell! - Enough! 107 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,301 What's going on in there? 108 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,880 Smug little pricks. 109 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,947 Scumbag. 110 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:11,123 Shall we close that door? We can't party with Vernon checking us out. 111 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,026 - It's supposed to stay open. - So? 112 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,760 So shut up. There's four others here. 113 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:20,167 You can count. You have to be smart to be a wrestler. 114 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:23,739 - Who are you to judge anybody? - Really. 115 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:28,676 You don't count. If you disappeared, it wouldn't make any difference. 116 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,681 You may as well not exist at this school. 117 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:38,748 Well, I'll just run right out and join the wrestling team. 118 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,189 Maybe the Prep Club, too. Student Council. 119 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,885 - They wouldn't take you. - I'm hurt. 120 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:49,364 You know why guys like you knock everything? You're afraid. 121 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:53,596 You're so smart. That's why I'm not heavy in activities. 122 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,936 - You're a coward. - I'm in the Maths Club. 123 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,739 You're afraid they won't take you, so you just dump all over it. 124 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:06,715 It wouldn't have anything to do with you people being assholes? 125 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,480 You don't even know any of us. 126 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:14,116 I don't know any lepers, but I'm not joining their fucking club. 127 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,696 - Watch the mouth. - I'm in the Physics Club, too. 128 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,355 What are you babbling about? 129 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,594 What I said was, I'm in the Maths Club, the Latin Club 130 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,795 and the Physics Club. 131 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:33,810 Hey, Cherry... 132 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:38,416 - Do you belong to the Physics Club? - That's an academic club. 133 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,609 (Bender) So? 134 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:48,256 - They aren't the same as other clubs. - Ah, but to dorks like him, they are. 135 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,588 What do you do in your club? 136 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:56,360 In Physics, we talk about physics, properties of physics. 137 00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:01,599 So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social. Right? 138 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,437 (Johnson) I guess you could consider it a social situation. 139 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:09,411 There are other children in my club and... 140 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:13,643 At the end of the year we have a big banquet at the Hilton. 141 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,980 You load up, you party. 142 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:22,627 - No. We dress up, but don't get high. - Only burners like you get high. 143 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:27,789 (Johnson) I didn't have shoes, so I borrowed my dad's. 144 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:33,701 My cousin, Kendall, got high once and he started eating weird foods. 145 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,569 He felt like he didn't belong anywhere. 146 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,906 - Like, "Twilight Zone". - Sounds like you. 147 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,809 Keep talking and Vernon will come in. 148 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:46,076 I don't want to miss my meet this Saturday. 149 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:50,655 Wouldn't that be a bite? Missing a whole wrestling meet! 150 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:54,657 You wouldn't know, faggot! You never competed in your life. 151 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,591 I feel all empty inside because of it. 152 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:02,224 I have such admiration for guys who roll around on the floor together. 153 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:06,031 - You don't have any goals. - (Bender) Oh, but I do. 154 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,265 - Yeah? - I want to be just like you. 155 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,444 I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights. 156 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,807 You wear tights? 157 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,442 No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. 158 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,818 - Tights. - Shut up! 159 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,256 (Distant rustling) 160 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,539 (Bender inhales loudly) 161 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,837 (Johnson) There's not supposed to be monkey business. 162 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,948 Young man, have you finished your paper? 163 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,279 (Sporto) Don't screw around. 164 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,288 - What are you going to do? - Drop dead, I hope. 165 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,484 (Water trickles) 166 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,000 (Whoops euphorically) 167 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,194 That's school property. 168 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,898 It doesn't belong to us. It's not to be toyed with. 169 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,670 - Very funny. Fix it! - (Johnson) You should fix that. 170 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,509 - You're an asshole. Fix the door. - Everyone shhh! 171 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,141 (Bender) I know what I'm doing. (Sporto) No! Get up and fix it! 172 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,549 (Bender) Shut up! (Vernon) God damn it! 173 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,157 Why is that door closed? 174 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:44,099 - Why is that door closed? - How are we supposed to know? 175 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,696 Why? 176 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,742 We're just sitting here, like we were supposed to. 177 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,616 Who closed that door? 178 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,378 - I think a screw fell out of it. - It just closed, sir. 179 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,111 (Vernon) Who? 180 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,746 (Squeaks) 181 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:10,760 - She doesn't talk, sir. - (Vernon) Give me that screw. 182 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,559 - I don't have it. - You want me to shake it out of you? 183 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,636 I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time. 184 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:22,968 - Give it to me. - Why would anybody steal a screw? 185 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,736 Watch it, young lady. 186 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,176 (Footsteps) 187 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,372 (Door opens) 188 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,254 The door's way too heavy, sir. 189 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,860 (Vernon) Damn it! 190 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,500 (Door opens) 191 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,064 Andrew Clark, get up here. 192 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,107 Come on, front and center. Let's go. 193 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,838 How come Andrew gets to get up? 194 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,245 If he gets up, we all will. It'll be anarchy. 195 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,219 - Watch the magazines. - (Bender) It's out of my hands. 196 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:19,227 That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? 197 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:23,266 Violating fire codes and endangering children's lives 198 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,461 would be unwise at this juncture in your career. 199 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:31,439 What are you doing with this? Get this out of here. Come on! 200 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:36,640 - The school has fire exits. - Show Dick some respect. 201 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,343 Let's go. Go! Get back in your seat. 202 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:47,652 I expected a little more from a varsity letterman. 203 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,223 You're not fooling anybody, Bender. 204 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,164 The next screw that falls out is going to be you. 205 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,895 - (Mutters) Eat my shorts. - What was that? 206 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,470 Eat... my...shorts! 207 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,511 You've bought yourself another Saturday. 208 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,375 - I'm crushed! - You've just bought one more. 209 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,279 I'll have to check my calendar. 210 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:16,945 Good. It's going to be filled. We'll keep going. 211 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,751 Want another one? Just say the word! 212 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:25,727 Instead of going to prison, you'll come here. Are you through? 213 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,991 - No. - (Vernon) I'm doing society a favour. 214 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,567 - So? - (Vernon) That's another one. 215 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,499 I've got you for the rest of your life. 216 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,607 - Want another? - Yes. 217 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,799 (Vernon) You got it. That's another one, pal. 218 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,945 Cut it out! 219 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,341 (lndistinct) 220 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,745 - (Vernon) You through? - Not even close, bud. 221 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,479 - Good. One more. - Do you think I give a shit? 222 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,714 Another. 223 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,786 - You through? - How many is that? 224 00:19:55,961 --> 00:20:00,796 Seven, including the one when you asked about Barry Manilow's closet. 225 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,366 - Now it's eight. - Seven, sir. 226 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,560 Shut up, Peewee. 227 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:13,506 You're mine, Bender. For two months, I've got you. 228 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,210 I've got you. 229 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,009 What can I say? I'm thrilled. 230 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:23,314 I'm sure that's what you want these people to believe. 231 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:29,223 You ought to spend a little less time trying to impress people. 232 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:33,023 You might be better off. All right, that's it. 233 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,167 I'm going to be right outside those doors. 234 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:39,998 The next time I have to come in, I'm cracking skulls. 235 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,811 (Screams) Fuck you! 236 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,257 Fuck. 237 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,470 (# Rock guitar music plays) 238 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,092 Wake up! 239 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,372 Who has to go to the lavatory? 240 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,756 - That's real intelligent. - You're right. 241 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:21,763 It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. 242 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,527 And... 243 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,707 ... Molay really pumps my nads. 244 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,503 Moliere. 245 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,168 (# Violin music plays) 246 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,371 I love his work. 247 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:49,526 Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy. 248 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:53,324 - Speak for yourself. - Do you think I'd speak for you? 249 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:56,127 I don't even know your language. 250 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:02,572 - Hey, are you grounded tonight? - I don't know. 251 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:06,541 My mum said I was but my dad told me to blow her off. 252 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:14,479 There's a big party at Stubby's. Should be pretty wild. 253 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:18,419 (Girl) Yeah? (Andrew) Yeah. Are you going to go? 254 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,615 - I doubt it. - How come? 255 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:25,161 If I do what my mother tells me not to, it's because my father says it's OK. 256 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:30,894 There's a monster deal. It's endless. Any minute, divorce. 257 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:33,627 - Who do you like better? - What? 258 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,831 - Who do you like better? - They're both screwed. 259 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:40,705 No, I mean, if you had to choose between them. 260 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:45,647 I don't know. I'd probably go live with my brother. 261 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:52,485 Neither gives a shit. They use me to get back at each other. 262 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,682 Ha! 263 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,429 - Shut up! - You're just feeling sorry for yourself. 264 00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:10,132 - Nobody else would. - You're breaking my heart. 265 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,333 - (Bender) Sporto? - What? 266 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:20,249 - Do you get along with your parents? - If I say yes, I'm an idiot. Right? 267 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,612 You're an idiot anyway. 268 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:28,556 But if you say you get along with your parents, you're a liar, too. 269 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,930 You know something? If we weren't in school, I'd waste you. 270 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,663 Can you hear this? 271 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:45,173 You want me to turn it up? 272 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:50,945 Hey, fellas, I mean... I don't like my parents, either. 273 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:54,744 I don't get along with them. 274 00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:01,655 Their idea of parental compassion is just wacko, you know. 275 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:03,886 - Dork. - Yeah? 276 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,964 You are a parent's wet dream, OK? 277 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,293 That's the problem. 278 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:15,770 I can see you getting bunged up that they make you wear these clothes. 279 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:19,342 But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie, 280 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:22,503 out to make yourself a better citizen. 281 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,707 Why do you have to insult everybody? 282 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,375 I'm being honest, asshole. 283 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,420 I would expect you to know the difference. 284 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,354 - Well, he's got a name. - Yeah? 285 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,017 - What's your name? - Brian. 286 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:39,890 - See? - My condolences. 287 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:44,993 What's your name? 288 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,564 What's yours? 289 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,500 - Claire. - Claire? 290 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:56,444 - It's a family name. - It's a fat girl's name. 291 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,776 Thank you. I'm not fat. 292 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,579 Not now, but I can see you pushing maximum density. 293 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:07,521 I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. 294 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:13,063 Those born to be fat and those that were once thin but became fat. 295 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:17,667 When you look at them, you can see that thin person inside. 296 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:22,671 You're going to get married, squeeze out a few puppies and then... 297 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,880 Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. 298 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:33,813 I'm not that pristine. 299 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,182 Are you a virgin? 300 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:46,355 I'll bet you a million dollars that you are. 301 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,763 Let's end the suspense. 302 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:53,632 (lmpersonates Billy ldol) Will it be a white wedding? 303 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:58,799 - Why don't you just shut up? - Have you kissed a boy on the mouth? 304 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,503 Have you ever been felt up? 305 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,015 Over the bra, under the blouse, 306 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:12,581 shoes off, hoping to God your parents don't walk in? 307 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,020 Do you want me to puke? 308 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,324 Over the panties... 309 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,793 ...no bra... 310 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,261 ...blouse unbuttoned, 311 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:33,275 Calvins in a ball on the front seat, past 1 1 :00 on a school night? 312 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,947 (Andrew) Leave her alone. 313 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,450 I said leave her alone. 314 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:54,889 - You gonna make me? - Yeah. 315 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:05,532 You and how many of your friends? 316 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:12,707 Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor. 317 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:15,444 Any time you're ready, pal. 318 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,192 I don't want to get into this with you, man. 319 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,325 Why not? 320 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,526 Because I'd kill you. 321 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,967 It's real simple. 322 00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:41,602 I'd kill you, your parents would sue me and it would be a big mess. 323 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,749 I don't care enough about you to bother. 324 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,809 Chicken shit. 325 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:01,427 Let's end this right now. 326 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:05,194 You don't talk to her, you don't look at her 327 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:09,806 and you don't even think about her. You understand me? 328 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:12,499 I'm trying to help her. 329 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,713 (Music plays from a radio) 330 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,824 Brian, how are you doing? 331 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,161 Your dad works here? 332 00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:50,078 - Carl, can I ask you a question? - (Carl) Sure. 333 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,615 - How does one become a janitor? - You want to be a janitor? 334 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,845 No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor 335 00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:01,549 because Andrew is interested in a career in the custodial arts. 336 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,752 Oh, really? 337 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:10,167 You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant, a peon. 338 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:15,204 Maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you, 339 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,433 I've learnt a couple of things. 340 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:21,477 I look through your letters, I look through your lockers. 341 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:25,047 I listen to your conversations. I do. 342 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:29,812 I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. 343 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:36,123 By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast. 344 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,194 Shit! 345 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:58,079 (Whistling to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March") 346 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,654 (Door opens) 347 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:22,532 (Bender continues whistling) 348 00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:27,141 All right, girls. 30 minutes for lunch. 349 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,337 - Here? - (Vernon) Here. 350 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:33,244 I think the cafeteria would be more suitable. 351 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:37,718 - I don't care what you think, Andrew. - (Bender) Dick? 352 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:41,655 Excuse me. Rich, will milk be made available to us? 353 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,093 - We're extremely thirsty, sir. - I dehydrate badly. 354 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,926 I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's gross. 355 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,934 - Relax. I'll get it. - (Vernon) Ah, ah, ah! 356 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:59,407 Grab some wood there, bub! Do you think I was born yesterday? 357 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:03,205 You think I'm having you roaming these halls? 358 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,082 You. 359 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:14,421 And you. Hey! 360 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:20,023 What's her name? Wake her up! On your feet, missy. Let's go. 361 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,928 This is no rest home. 362 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:27,299 There's a drinks machine in the teachers' lounge. Let's go. 363 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,302 So, what's your poison? 364 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,141 What do you drink? 365 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:44,418 OK, forget I asked. 366 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,584 Vodka. 367 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:53,455 Vodka? When do you drink vodka? 368 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,723 Whenever. 369 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,864 - A lot? - Tons. 370 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:03,364 Is that why you're here today? Why are you here? 371 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,601 Why are you here? 372 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:15,283 I'm here today because... 373 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:20,855 ...my coach and my father don't want me to blow my ride. 374 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:25,587 I get treated differently because Coach thinks I'm a winner. 375 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:29,689 So does my old man. I'm not a winner because I want to be. 376 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:34,964 I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed. Like a race horse. 377 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:38,507 That's how involved I am in what's happening to me. 378 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,870 Yeah? 379 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:43,605 That's very interesting. 380 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:50,510 Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here? 381 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,120 Forget it! 382 00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:02,531 Claire, want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? 383 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:05,634 - It's pretty tasty. - No, thank you. 384 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,261 (Bender) How do you think he rides a bike? 385 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:16,237 - You'd consider dating a guy like this? - Leave me alone. 386 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:20,714 If he had a great personality and a cool car... 387 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:25,845 Although you'd have to ride in the back seat because of his nuts. 388 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:31,151 - You know what I wish? - Watch it. Brian is a cherry. 389 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:35,425 - A cherry? - I wish I was on a plane to France. 390 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:39,263 - I'm not a cherry. - When have you ever gotten laid? 391 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:42,702 - I've laid lots of times. - Name one. 392 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:47,073 She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. 393 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:51,705 - You wouldn't know her. - Ever laid anyone around here. 394 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,678 You and Claire did it? 395 00:35:56,587 --> 00:36:01,115 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Let's just drop it. 396 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,691 What? 397 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:07,093 Brian's telling me that, in addition to girls in Niagara Falls, 398 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,961 you and he are riding the hobby horse. 399 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,368 - Little pig! - No, I'm not! 400 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:16,871 John said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't. 401 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,772 Then what were you motioning to Claire for? 402 00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:23,744 - I don't appreciate this much, Brian. - He is lying. 403 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,817 - You weren't motioning to Claire? - You know he's lying. 404 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:31,318 (Bender) Were you or were you not motioning to Claire? 405 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:37,360 Yeah, but it was only because I didn't want her to know that I was a virgin. 406 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:41,723 Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry. 407 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,993 Why didn't you want me to know? 408 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:47,103 It's my personal, private business. 409 00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:50,503 It doesn't sound like you're doing any business. 410 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:53,542 I think it's OK for a guy to be a virgin. 411 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:56,203 You do? 412 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:09,519 - What's in there? - Guess. 413 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:13,987 - Where's your lunch? - You're wearing it. 414 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,258 You're nauseating. 415 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:33,209 - What's that? - Sushi. 416 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,381 Sushi? 417 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,251 Rice, raw fish and seaweed. 418 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:47,289 You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, but you eat that? 419 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:51,492 - Can I eat? - I don't know. Give it a try. 420 00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,057 (Slurps) 421 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,298 What's your problem? 422 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,672 (Crunching) 423 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,725 What are we having? 424 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:35,499 It's just your standard, regular lunch, I guess. 425 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,501 - Milk? - Soup. 426 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:47,549 - That's apple juice. - I can read. 427 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:51,154 P.B. and J. with the crusts cut off. 428 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,587 Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. 429 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:58,024 All the food groups are represented. 430 00:39:58,195 --> 00:40:00,959 Did your mum marry Mr Rogers? 431 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,396 No, Mr Johnson. 432 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:10,499 Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house. 433 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,315 - "Son!" - "Yeah, Dad?" 434 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,779 "How was your day, pal?" 435 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:24,421 "Great, Dad. How was yours?" 436 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:31,323 "Super. Say, son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend?" 437 00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:36,126 "Great, Dad. But I've got homework to do." 438 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:41,136 "That's all right, son. You can do it on the boat." 439 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,332 "Gee!" 440 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:47,740 "Dear, isn't our son swell?" 441 00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:53,079 "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?" 442 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,191 - What about your family? - Mine? 443 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,700 - Yeah. - That's real easy. 444 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:24,644 (lmitating father) "Stupid, worthless, 445 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:28,683 "no-good, goddamned, freeloading son of a bitch. 446 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:33,790 "Retarded, bigmouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk!" 447 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:39,459 (lmitating mother) "You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful." 448 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:43,225 (lmitating father) "Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie." 449 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,626 - "What about you, Dad?" - "Fuck you!" 450 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:50,706 - "No, Dad, what about you?" - "Fuck you!" 451 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:55,209 - "No, Dad, what about you?" - "Fuck you!" 452 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:02,616 - Is that for real? - You want to come over? 453 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,847 Bullshit. It's all part of your image. 454 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:08,550 - You don't believe me? - (Andrew) No. 455 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:11,251 - No? - Did I stutter? 456 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:20,960 Do you believe this? 457 00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:23,837 Huh? 458 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:27,842 It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter? 459 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:33,382 This is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage. 460 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:40,548 I don't think that I need to sit with you fucking dildos any more. 461 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,295 (Bender screams) 462 00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:15,683 - You shouldn't have said that. - How did I know? 463 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,522 I mean, he lies about everything. 464 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,609 Oh, shit! 465 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:44,220 Coffee. Looks like they scrape it off the bottom of the Mississippi. 466 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:49,925 Everything's polluted. The coffee, the kids... 467 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:06,474 - How do you know where Vernon went? - I don't. 468 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,874 How do you know when he'll be back? 469 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:11,071 I don't. 470 00:44:12,082 --> 00:44:15,051 Being bad feels pretty good. Huh? 471 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:21,023 - Why are we going to his locker? - Beats me. 472 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:25,560 This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught? 473 00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:29,427 - I don't know. - Then what are we doing? 474 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,593 One more question and I'm beating the shit out of you. 475 00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:35,261 Sorry. 476 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:43,677 - You're such a slob. - My maid's on vacation. 477 00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:03,424 - Drugs. - Screw that, Bender. Put it back. 478 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:06,400 Drugs. The boy has marijuana. 479 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:11,465 - That was marijuana. - Shut up. 480 00:45:13,243 --> 00:45:15,711 Do you approve of this? 481 00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:29,057 (Bender) We'll cross through the lab. 482 00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:32,526 (Andrew) If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole. 483 00:45:33,097 --> 00:45:36,123 (Johnson) What did he say? Where are we going? 484 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,533 (# WANG CH U NG: "Fire in The Twilight") 485 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,577 # Hot on the run from the grip of the power game 486 00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,750 # The man who leads the way 487 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:07,190 # The man who leads the way 488 00:46:07,965 --> 00:46:12,197 # Shell in it's box from his home that they'll never tame 489 00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:16,098 # The man who leads the way 490 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,699 # The man who leads the way # 491 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:22,107 Wait, hold it! Hold it! Go through the cafeteria. 492 00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:25,977 No, the hall. You don't know what you're talking about. 493 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:30,814 We're through listening to you. You go where you want. 494 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:34,214 Come on! 495 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,126 # He is burning 496 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,720 # Burning in the twilight 497 00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:43,890 # He is turning 498 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:46,525 # Turning to face us 499 00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:49,602 # He is burning 500 00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,608 # Fire in the twilight # 501 00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:57,603 - Shit! - Great idea! 502 00:46:57,781 --> 00:47:00,011 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 503 00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:02,584 We're dead. 504 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:07,315 - No. Just me. - What do you mean? 505 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:11,018 Get back to the library. Keep your unit on you. 506 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:15,122 (Bender shouts indistinctly) 507 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:20,866 That son of a bitch! 508 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:53,167 Three, two, one! 509 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:59,898 Bender! What is this? What are you doing here? What is this? 510 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,102 Hi. 511 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:08,440 - Out. That's it, Bender! It's over! - Don't you want to hear my excuse? 512 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:12,077 - Out! - I'm trying out for a scholarship. 513 00:48:12,256 --> 00:48:15,623 Give me the ball. Give me that ball. 514 00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,543 Get your stuff. Let's go. 515 00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:41,347 Mr Wiseguy took it upon himself to go to the gym. 516 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:46,045 You're going to be without his services for the rest of the day. 517 00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:50,717 - B-O-O H-O-O. - Everything's a big joke, huh? 518 00:48:50,894 --> 00:48:54,853 The false alarm you pulled on Friday. Really funny! 519 00:48:55,699 --> 00:49:01,228 What if your home, your family... What if your dope was on fire? 520 00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:05,501 Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. 521 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:11,570 You think he's funny? This is cute? He's bitching, is that it? 522 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:14,376 Let me tell you something. 523 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:19,851 Look at him. He's a bum. You want to see something funny? 524 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:25,519 Visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is. 525 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:36,072 What's the matter, John? You're going to cry? 526 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:42,611 - Let's go. - Keep your fucking hands off me! 527 00:49:42,779 --> 00:49:45,873 I expect better manners from you, Dick. 528 00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:49,776 For better hallway vision. 529 00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:06,199 That's the last time you make me look bad in front of those kids. 530 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:10,033 I make 31,000 dollars a year and I've got a home. 531 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:13,802 I'm not throwing it away on you. But some day, man, 532 00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:18,209 when you've forgotten this place and they've forgotten you 533 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:22,910 and you're wrapped up in your pathetic life, I'm going to be there. 534 00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:29,520 That's right. And I'm going to kick the living shit out of you, man. 535 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:37,990 - Are you threatening me? - What are you going to do about it? 536 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:43,036 You think anybody's going to believe you? 537 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:47,438 You think anybody's going to take your word over mine? 538 00:50:47,644 --> 00:50:50,943 I'm a man of respect around here, a swell guy. 539 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:55,279 You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. 540 00:50:57,254 --> 00:50:59,984 You're a real tough guy. Come on. 541 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,951 On your feet. Let's find out how tough you are. 542 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:08,497 I want to know how tough you are. I'll give you the first punch. 543 00:51:08,698 --> 00:51:13,635 Right here. Just take the first shot. I'm begging you. Take a shot! 544 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:18,798 Just take one shot. That's all I need, just one swing. 545 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,977 That's what I thought. 546 00:51:31,555 --> 00:51:33,989 You're a gutless turd. 547 00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:58,142 (Creaking) 548 00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:18,329 A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm 549 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:21,562 and a two-foot salami under the other. 550 00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:25,736 She lays the poodle on the table. 551 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:30,141 The bartender says, "l suppose you won't be needing a drink?" 552 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:31,940 The lady says... 553 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:34,777 Shit! 554 00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,110 (Vernon) Jesus Christ Almighty! 555 00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:39,516 (Crashing) 556 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:45,895 I forgot my pencil. 557 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,359 (Vernon) God damn it! 558 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:58,531 What in God's name is going on in here? 559 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:02,176 - What was that ruckus? - What ruckus? 560 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,109 I was in my office and I heard a ruckus. 561 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:08,547 - Could you describe it, sir? - Watch your tongue. 562 00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:11,310 Argh! 563 00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:14,952 (Vernon) What is this? 564 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,583 What is that? What is that noise? 565 00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:21,820 (Andrew) What noise? (Claire) There wasn't any noise. 566 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,124 (Bender screams) 567 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,567 Was that the noise? 568 00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:38,840 No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about. 569 00:53:39,015 --> 00:53:43,213 I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will. 570 00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:48,189 You make book on that, missy. 571 00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:52,124 And you! I will not be made a fool of. 572 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:13,072 - It was an accident. - You're an asshole! 573 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,275 Sue me. 574 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:24,020 So, Ahab, kybo my doobage? 575 00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:37,601 Yo, waistoid! You're not going to blaze up in here. 576 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,595 (lndistinct) 577 00:55:24,721 --> 00:55:26,621 Shit. 578 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,037 (# Blues music plays) 579 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,991 (Johnson giggles) 580 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:25,777 (lmitates blues-singer's accent) Chicks cannot hold their smoke. 581 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:33,716 Do you know how popular I am? 582 00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:38,385 I'm so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school. 583 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,586 (Johnson) Poor baby. 584 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,899 Five. 585 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:54,767 (Claire giggles) 586 00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:58,243 (# Rock music plays) 587 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,196 Argh! 588 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:06,706 Mr... Mr Tearney. 589 00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:11,411 A history of slight mental illness? 590 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:15,721 - No wonder he's so fucked up. - Afternoon, Dick. 591 00:58:15,892 --> 00:58:18,053 - Hey, Carl. How are you? - Good. 592 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:20,526 - Good. What's up? - Not much. 593 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:25,066 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Just a little homework. 594 00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,260 - Homework? - Yeah. 595 00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:32,430 Confidential files? 596 00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:39,909 This is a sensitive area and certain people would be very embarrassed. 597 00:58:40,116 --> 00:58:43,279 I would appreciate it if this could be something 598 00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:46,217 that you and l could keep between us. 599 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,291 - What will you do for me? - What would you like? 600 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:52,087 - Got 50 bucks? - What? 601 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:54,093 50 bucks. 602 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:58,324 No, no, man. 603 00:58:58,501 --> 00:59:01,629 - You got a middle name? - Yeah. Guess. 604 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:06,367 Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke. 605 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,708 Your birth date is March 1 2th. 606 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,283 You're 5 foot, 9.5 inches. You weigh 1 30 pounds. 607 00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:22,381 Your social security number is 04938091 3. 608 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,589 Wow! Are you psychic? 609 00:59:26,763 --> 00:59:28,390 No. 610 00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:34,333 Would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? 611 00:59:37,006 --> 00:59:39,304 - I stole your wallet. - (Johnson) Give it to me. 612 00:59:39,442 --> 00:59:41,501 - No. - (Johnson) Give it! 613 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,312 - You're a thief, too. - I'm not. 614 00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:46,972 Multi-talented! 615 00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:49,777 There's only two bucks and a beaver shot. 616 00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:53,514 - What? - A nudie picture. It's perverted. 617 00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:56,557 Let's see it. 618 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,633 - Are all these your girlfriends? - Some of them. 619 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:11,706 - What about the others? - Some I consider my girlfriends. 620 01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:15,106 - Some I just consider. - Consider what? 621 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:17,906 Whether I want to hang out with them. 622 01:00:18,047 --> 01:00:21,414 You don't believe in just one guy, one girl? 623 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:25,850 - Do you? - Yeah. That's the way it should be. 624 01:00:26,022 --> 01:00:28,616 - Not for me. - Why not? 625 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:33,656 - Why so much in your purse? - Why so many girlfriends? 626 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:36,321 I asked you first. 627 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,765 I don't know. I guess I never throw anything away. 628 01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:43,668 - Neither do l. - Oh. 629 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,241 This is the worst fake I D I've ever seen. 630 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,744 - You realise you made yourself 68? - (Johnson) I know. I goofed it. 631 01:00:52,882 --> 01:00:56,409 - (Andrew) Why do you need fake I D? - So I can vote. 632 01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:01,682 - You want to see what's in my bag? - No. 633 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:21,639 Holy shit! What is all that stuff? 634 01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:24,644 Do you always carry this much shit in your bag? 635 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,839 Yeah. 636 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:30,611 I always carry this much shit in my bag. 637 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:34,248 You never know when you may have to jam. 638 01:01:35,091 --> 01:01:38,618 Are you going to be, like, a shopping bag lady? 639 01:01:38,761 --> 01:01:44,256 You know, sit in alleyways and talk to buildings and wear men's shoes? 640 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:50,302 - I'll do what I have to do. - Why do you have to do anything? 641 01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:55,604 My home life is unsatisfying. 642 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,277 You'd subject yourself to the dangers of the streets 643 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,748 because your home life is unsatisfying? 644 01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:05,410 I don't have to live in the street. 645 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,888 I can go to the ocean, I can go to the mountains. 646 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:12,516 I can go to lsrael, Africa, Afghanistan. 647 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:26,971 Andy, want to get in on this? Allison says she wants to run away 648 01:02:27,143 --> 01:02:30,704 because her home life is unsatisfying. 649 01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:36,240 Everyone's home life is unsatisfying. 650 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:41,322 If it wasn't, people would live with their parents forever. 651 01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:43,959 Yeah, but I think hers goes beyond 652 01:02:44,127 --> 01:02:47,790 what guys like you and me consider "normal unsatisfying". 653 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:51,331 Never mind. Forget it. Everything's cool. 654 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:56,564 - What's the deal? - No. There's no deal, Sporto. 655 01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:59,264 - Forget it. - (Andrew) Wait a minute. 656 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:05,938 Either you really want to run away or you want people to think you want to. 657 01:03:06,849 --> 01:03:08,908 Eat shit! 658 01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:14,979 The girl is an island unto herself. OK? 659 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,097 Hi. You want to talk? 660 01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:30,228 - No. - Why not? 661 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:34,305 Go away. 662 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:37,776 - Where do you want me to go? - Go away! 663 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:50,555 - You have problems. - I have problems? 664 01:03:50,693 --> 01:03:53,594 You do everything everybody tells you. 665 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:57,130 OK. But I didn't dump my purse out on the couch 666 01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:59,826 and invite people into my problems. 667 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:02,762 Did l? 668 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,034 So what's wrong? 669 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:12,071 What is it? 670 01:04:16,719 --> 01:04:19,779 Is it bad? Real bad? 671 01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:23,058 Parents? 672 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,175 Yeah. 673 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,320 What do they do to you? 674 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,248 They ignore me. 675 01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:00,024 Yeah. 676 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,033 Yeah. 677 01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:11,704 What did you want to be when you were young? 678 01:05:11,874 --> 01:05:15,002 When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. 679 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:20,147 Carl, don't be a goof. I'm trying to make a serious point. 680 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:24,083 I've been teaching for 22 years. 681 01:05:25,988 --> 01:05:29,480 Each year, these kids get more and more arrogant. 682 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:31,718 Bullshit, man. 683 01:05:31,894 --> 01:05:36,058 Come on, Vern. The kids haven't changed, you have. 684 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:41,067 You took up teaching because you thought it would be fun, 685 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:43,569 you could have summer vacations off. 686 01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:49,041 Then you found out it was actually work and that really bummed you out. 687 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:52,576 These kids turned on me. 688 01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:58,345 - They think I'm a big joke. - (Carl) Come on! 689 01:05:59,488 --> 01:06:03,185 If you were 1 6, what would you think of you? 690 01:06:03,359 --> 01:06:08,353 Carl, you think I give one rat's ass what these kids think of me? 691 01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:10,464 Yes, I do. 692 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:15,092 You think about this. When you get old, these kids... 693 01:06:15,237 --> 01:06:19,264 When I get old, they're going to be running the country. 694 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:20,773 Yeah? 695 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:25,141 This is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. 696 01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:29,876 That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me. 697 01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:32,613 I wouldn't count on it. 698 01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:39,325 What would I do for a million bucks? 699 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:42,192 I guess I'd do as little as I had to. 700 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:45,357 - That's boring. - How am I supposed to answer? 701 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:50,233 The idea is to search your mind for the absolute limit. Like... 702 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:55,208 Would you drive to school naked? 703 01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:01,242 - I'd have to get out of the car? - Of course. 704 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:05,786 (Andrew) In the spring or winter? (Claire) It doesn't matter. Spring. 705 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:08,321 (Andrew) In front or in the back of the school? 706 01:07:08,457 --> 01:07:11,119 - (Claire) Either one. - Yes. 707 01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:13,319 I'd do that. 708 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:18,528 I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars. 709 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:21,431 - You're lying. - (Allison) I already have. 710 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:26,233 I've done just about everything except a few things that are illegal. 711 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:30,803 - I'm a nymphomaniac. - Liar. 712 01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:36,808 - Are your parents aware of this? - The only person I told was my shrink. 713 01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:40,183 - What did he do when you told him? - He nailed me. 714 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,955 Very nice. 715 01:07:46,095 --> 01:07:51,294 I don't think what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him. 716 01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:54,459 - He's an adult. - Yeah. 717 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:57,104 He's married, too. 718 01:07:57,273 --> 01:08:01,004 - Do you know how gross that is? - The first few times... 719 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:04,772 First few times? You did it more than once? 720 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,075 - Sure. - Are you crazy? 721 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,412 Obviously, if she's screwing her shrink. 722 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:13,815 Have you ever done it? 723 01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:20,255 - I don't even have a psychiatrist. - You've done it with a normal person? 724 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:24,456 - Didn't we already cover this? - You never answered. 725 01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:28,835 I'm not discussing my private life. 726 01:08:28,971 --> 01:08:32,270 - It's a double-edged sword, isn't it? - A what? 727 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,342 (Allison) If you say you haven't, you're a prude. 728 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:39,470 If you say you have, you're a slut. It's a trap. 729 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:44,676 You want to, but you can't. Then when you do, you wish you didn't. Right? 730 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,948 - Wrong. - Or are you a tease? 731 01:08:49,391 --> 01:08:52,485 - She's a tease. - Just forget it. 732 01:08:52,661 --> 01:08:57,223 - You're a tease and you know it. - Only if what she does gets you hot. 733 01:08:57,366 --> 01:09:01,496 - I don't do anything. - That's why you're a tease. 734 01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:05,162 - Let me ask you a few questions. - I told you everything. 735 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:08,970 Doesn't sleeping around bother you? Don't you want respect? 736 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:13,775 I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between us. 737 01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:17,646 - Not the only difference, I hope. - (Bender) Face it, you're a tease. 738 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,756 - I'm not a tease. - You are. Sex is your weapon. 739 01:09:21,924 --> 01:09:24,722 You said you use it to get respect. 740 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:27,658 I never said that. She twisted my words. 741 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,856 - What do you use it for, then? - I don't use it. 742 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,561 Are you medically frigid or is it psychological? 743 01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:37,933 You guys are putting words into my mouth. 744 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:40,803 - Just answer. - (Johnson) Why don't you? 745 01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:44,309 (Bender) Be honest. (Andrew) Answer the question, Claire! 746 01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:47,813 (Bender) Talk to us! (All) Come on, answer the question. 747 01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:51,783 - (Bender) It's only one question. - No! I never did it! 748 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,623 I never did it, either. 749 01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:04,925 I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar. 750 01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:11,905 You are such a bitch! You did that on purpose, just to fuck me over. 751 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:17,206 I would do it, though. If you love someone, it's OK. 752 01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:19,370 (Claire) You're so weird. 753 01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:24,986 You don't say anything all day and then you unload these tremendous lies. 754 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:28,783 You're just pissed off because she got you to admit it. 755 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:31,222 That doesn't make it less bizarre. 756 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:35,591 What's bizarre? I mean, we're all pretty bizarre. 757 01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:38,927 Some of us are just better at hiding it. 758 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,127 How are you bizarre? 759 01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:47,337 - He can't think for himself. - She's right. 760 01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:52,745 Do you guys know what I did to get in here? 761 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,378 I taped Larry Lester's buns together. 762 01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,615 - That was you? - Yeah. You know him? 763 01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:03,854 Yeah, I know him. 764 01:11:04,026 --> 01:11:07,018 Then you know how hairy he is, right? 765 01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:09,824 When they pulled the tape off, 766 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:13,560 most of his hair came off, and some skin, too. 767 01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:15,693 Oh, my God. 768 01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:20,773 And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my old man. 769 01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:28,172 I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. 770 01:11:30,819 --> 01:11:35,222 He's always going off about when he was in school, 771 01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:38,849 all the wild things he used to do. 772 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:44,398 I got the feeling he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone. 773 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:51,137 So, I'm sitting in the locker room 774 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,867 and I'm taping up my knee. 775 01:11:55,678 --> 01:11:59,944 Larry's undressing a couple of lockers down from me. 776 01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:06,819 He's kind of skinny. 777 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:09,480 Weak. 778 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:13,492 I started thinking about my father 779 01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:16,722 and his attitude about weakness. 780 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,768 The next thing I knew... 781 01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:26,268 ... I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him. 782 01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:31,646 My friends just laughed and cheered me on. 783 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,775 Afterwards... 784 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,921 ...when I was sitting in Vernon's office... 785 01:12:44,126 --> 01:12:49,325 ...all I could think about was Larry's father. 786 01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:54,995 And Larry having to go home 787 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:59,163 and explain what happened to him. 788 01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:05,513 And the humiliation... 789 01:13:07,149 --> 01:13:10,778 ...the fucking humiliation he must have felt. 790 01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:15,887 It must have been unreal. 791 01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:22,423 I mean, how do you apologise for something like that? 792 01:13:26,034 --> 01:13:28,093 There's no way. 793 01:13:32,341 --> 01:13:35,367 It's all because of me and my old man. 794 01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,806 God, I fucking hate him. 795 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:48,420 He's like this mindless machine that I can't relate to any more. 796 01:13:50,192 --> 01:13:53,821 (lmitates father) "Andrew, you've got to be number one! 797 01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:58,055 "l won't tolerate any losers. 798 01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:00,428 "Your intensity is for shit! 799 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:02,627 "Win, win, win!" 800 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,840 You son of a bitch. 801 01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:12,939 Sometimes, I wish my knee would give. 802 01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:19,685 Then I wouldn't be able to wrestle and he could forget all about me. 803 01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:26,855 I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling. 804 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:34,302 It's like me with my grades. 805 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:37,268 When I step outside myself 806 01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,567 and look in at myself, you know... 807 01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,670 I see me. 808 01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:51,411 I don't like what I see. 809 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,679 I really don't. 810 01:14:54,857 --> 01:14:59,794 What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself? 811 01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:01,987 It sounds stupid but... 812 01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:09,331 Because I'm failing shop. 813 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:14,272 We had this assignment, to make this ceramic elephant. 814 01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:20,344 We had eight weeks to do it, and we're supposed... It was a lamp. 815 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:25,453 When you pull the trunk the light was supposed to go on. 816 01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:29,223 My light didn't go on. 817 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,758 I got F on it. 818 01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:35,924 I've never got an F in my life. 819 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:40,329 When I signed up for the course, I thought I was playing it smart. 820 01:15:40,502 --> 01:15:45,303 I thought shop would be an easy way to maintain my grade point average. 821 01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:48,841 Why did you think it would be easy? 822 01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:53,573 - Have you seen the dopes in shop? - (Bender) I take shop. 823 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:57,742 - You must be a fucking idiot. - Because I can't make a lamp? 824 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,788 No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp. 825 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:05,586 - Do you know about trigonometry? - I couldn't care less. 826 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:09,891 - No trigonometry, no engineering. - No lamps, no light. 827 01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:13,729 So neither of you is any better than the other. 828 01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:16,166 I can write with my toes. 829 01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:20,873 - I can also eat, brush my teeth... - With your feet? 830 01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:26,071 - I play "Heart and Soul" on the piano. - I can make spaghetti. 831 01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:32,352 - What can you do? - I can...tape all your buns together. 832 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:36,321 - I want to see what Claire can do. - I can't do anything. 833 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:39,552 Everybody can do something. 834 01:16:40,395 --> 01:16:44,354 There's one thing I can do. No, it's too embarrassing. 835 01:16:44,533 --> 01:16:49,527 You ever seen "Wild Kingdom"? That guy's done that show for 30 years. 836 01:16:49,671 --> 01:16:54,506 OK, but you have to swear to God you won't laugh. 837 01:16:57,646 --> 01:16:59,705 OK. 838 01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:04,310 I can't believe I'm actually doing this. 839 01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:21,259 All right, great! 840 01:17:23,105 --> 01:17:26,939 - Where did you learn that? - Camp, seventh grade. 841 01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:36,815 That was great, Claire. My image of you is totally blown. 842 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:41,012 You're a shit! You swore to God you wouldn't laugh. 843 01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:45,558 - (Bender) Am I laughing? - You fucking prick! 844 01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:50,356 What do you care what I think, anyway? 845 01:17:51,133 --> 01:17:53,658 I don't even count, right? 846 01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:59,034 I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. 847 01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:03,803 I may as well not even exist at this school, remember? 848 01:18:07,082 --> 01:18:10,711 And you don't like me, anyway. 849 01:18:10,886 --> 01:18:15,516 I have as many feelings as you and it hurts when someone steps on them. 850 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:22,722 God, you're so pathetic. Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, OK? 851 01:18:22,898 --> 01:18:25,992 You've got everything and I've got shit! 852 01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:31,128 Fucking Rapunzel. School would shut down if you didn't show up. 853 01:18:31,339 --> 01:18:34,035 "Queenie isn't here!" 854 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:37,509 - I like those earrings, Claire. - Shut up. 855 01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:40,341 - (Bender) Are those real diamonds? - Shut up! 856 01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:44,144 (Bender) I bet they are. Did you work for the money for them? 857 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:48,345 - Shut your mouth. - (Bender) Or did your daddy buy those? 858 01:18:48,523 --> 01:18:51,924 - Shut up! - (Bender) I bet he bought those for you. 859 01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:57,726 I bet those are a Christmas gift. Right? You know what I got for Christmas? 860 01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:02,836 It was a banner year at the Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. 861 01:19:02,971 --> 01:19:06,668 The old man grabbed me and said, "Smoke up, Johnny!" 862 01:19:06,808 --> 01:19:10,676 Go home and cry to your daddy. Don't cry here, OK? 863 01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:25,950 My God, are we going to be like our parents? 864 01:19:26,128 --> 01:19:28,153 Not me. 865 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,400 Ever. 866 01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:36,766 It's unavoidable. 867 01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:38,963 It just happens. 868 01:19:40,142 --> 01:19:42,167 (Claire) What happens? 869 01:19:43,578 --> 01:19:47,412 When you grow up, your heart dies. 870 01:19:47,582 --> 01:19:51,916 - Who cares? - I care. 871 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,553 (Johnson) I was just thinking, I mean... 872 01:19:57,759 --> 01:20:01,991 I know it's kind of a weird time, but I was just wondering... 873 01:20:04,432 --> 01:20:09,893 What is going to happen on Monday when we're all together again? 874 01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:12,700 I consider you guys my friends. 875 01:20:14,042 --> 01:20:17,102 I'm not wrong, am l? 876 01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:21,773 - No. - So, on Monday, what happens? 877 01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:26,148 Are we still friends, you mean? If we're friends now, that is? 878 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:29,849 - Yeah. - Do you want the truth? 879 01:20:31,026 --> 01:20:33,824 Yeah, I want the truth. 880 01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:36,020 I don't think so. 881 01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:42,198 - With all of us or just John? - With all of you. 882 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:46,170 - That's a real nice attitude. - (Claire) Be honest, Andy. 883 01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:50,335 If Brian came up to you on Monday, what would you do? 884 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:56,849 You're there with all the sports. You'd say "hi" and when he left 885 01:20:57,018 --> 01:21:01,148 you'd cut him up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him. 886 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:05,658 - No way. - OK. What if I came up to you? 887 01:21:05,827 --> 01:21:10,287 - Same exact thing. - You are a bitch. 888 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:12,966 Telling the truth makes me a bitch? 889 01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:15,831 No! But you know that's shitty 890 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:20,498 and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends. 891 01:21:20,675 --> 01:21:22,905 What about you, you hypocrite? 892 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:26,275 Why don't you take Allison to one of your parties? 893 01:21:26,481 --> 01:21:31,111 Or take Brian out to get high? What about Andy? What about me? 894 01:21:31,286 --> 01:21:35,620 If we walked down the hall together, your friends would laugh. 895 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:39,193 You'd say we were doing it so they'd forgive you. 896 01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,386 Don't talk about my friends. 897 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:47,058 You don't know my friends and you wouldn't condescend to speak to them. 898 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:53,663 Stick to things you know - shopping, your father's BMW and your drunk mother. 899 01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:54,831 Shut up! 900 01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:59,538 (Bender) And forget being concerned about us walking down the hall together. 901 01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:04,515 It won't ever happen. Bury your head in the sand and wait for your prom. 902 01:22:04,686 --> 01:22:07,655 - I hate you. - (Bender) Yeah? Good! 903 01:22:14,129 --> 01:22:18,361 Then I assume Allison and l are better people than you guys, huh? 904 01:22:18,566 --> 01:22:20,534 Us weirdos. 905 01:22:22,170 --> 01:22:24,661 Would you do that to me? 906 01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:28,268 I don't have any friends. 907 01:22:29,577 --> 01:22:32,637 - Well, if you did? - No. 908 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:38,950 I don't think the kind of friends I'd have would mind. 909 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:43,648 I just want to tell each of you that I wouldn't do that. 910 01:22:44,392 --> 01:22:46,917 I wouldn't and I will not. 911 01:22:49,331 --> 01:22:52,323 Because I think that's real shitty. 912 01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:57,603 Your friends wouldn't mind because they look up to us. 913 01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:03,076 You're so conceited, Claire. 914 01:23:03,211 --> 01:23:07,671 You're so conceited. You're so full of yourself. Why? 915 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:11,411 I'm not saying that to be conceited. 916 01:23:11,619 --> 01:23:15,680 I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. 917 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:20,352 - (Johnson) Then why do you do it? - I don't know. I don't... 918 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,966 You don't understand. You don't... 919 01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:28,830 You're not friends with the same kind of people. 920 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:33,600 You don't understand the pressure they can put on you. 921 01:23:33,775 --> 01:23:39,042 I don't understand what? You think I don't understand pressure, Claire? 922 01:23:39,214 --> 01:23:42,012 Well, fuck you! Fuck you! 923 01:23:50,158 --> 01:23:52,422 You know why I'm here today? 924 01:23:54,629 --> 01:23:56,654 Do you? 925 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:06,467 I'm here because Mr Ryan found a gun in my locker. 926 01:24:09,677 --> 01:24:12,840 Why did you have a gun in your locker? 927 01:24:13,014 --> 01:24:15,039 I tried. 928 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:21,883 You pull the fucking trunk on it and the light's supposed to go on. 929 01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:25,016 It didn't go on, I mean... 930 01:24:27,829 --> 01:24:30,161 - (Andrew) What was the gun for? - Forget it. 931 01:24:30,298 --> 01:24:32,698 You brought it up, man. 932 01:24:34,702 --> 01:24:36,761 I can't have an F. 933 01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:44,407 I can't have it and I know my parents can't have it. 934 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:52,042 Even if I ace the rest of the semester, I'm still only a B. 935 01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:54,814 Everything's ruined for me. 936 01:24:54,956 --> 01:24:57,015 Brian. 937 01:25:03,164 --> 01:25:07,794 - I considered my options. - Killing yourself is not an option. 938 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:11,030 I didn't do it, did l? I don't think so. 939 01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,235 It was a hand gun? 940 01:25:15,510 --> 01:25:18,809 No, it was a flare gun. It went off in my locker. 941 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,006 Really? 942 01:25:22,984 --> 01:25:25,145 It's not funny. 943 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:30,049 (Laughing) 944 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:41,226 Yes, it is. 945 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:46,138 The fucking elephant was destroyed. 946 01:25:47,108 --> 01:25:50,509 You want to know what I did to get in here? 947 01:25:52,881 --> 01:25:57,841 Nothing. I didn't have anything better to do. 948 01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:06,951 - You're laughing at me. - No. 949 01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:09,153 Yeah, you are. 950 01:26:29,217 --> 01:26:31,276 ( # KARLA DEVlTO: "We Are Not Alone") 951 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:35,549 # Things look clear in black and white 952 01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:39,625 # The living colour tends to dull our sight 953 01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:42,022 # Like Dynamite 954 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:45,693 # Just imagine my surprise 955 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:49,530 # When I looked into your eyes and saw 956 01:26:49,671 --> 01:26:52,003 # Through your disguise 957 01:26:53,174 --> 01:26:55,642 # If we dare expose our hearts 958 01:26:55,843 --> 01:26:58,141 # Just to feel the purest parts 959 01:26:58,279 --> 01:27:02,147 # That's when strange sensations start to grow 960 01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:05,378 # We are not alone 961 01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:08,044 # Find out when your cover's blown 962 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:11,920 # There'll be someone there to break your fall 963 01:27:13,428 --> 01:27:15,555 # We are not alone 964 01:27:15,697 --> 01:27:18,131 # Because when you cut down to the bone 965 01:27:18,266 --> 01:27:22,168 # We're really not so different after all # 966 01:27:54,636 --> 01:27:56,661 Brian? 967 01:27:57,672 --> 01:28:01,005 - Are you going to write your paper? - Yeah. Why? 968 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:07,047 Well, it's kind of a waste for all of us to write our paper. 969 01:28:07,215 --> 01:28:09,683 That's what Vernon wants us to do. 970 01:28:09,851 --> 01:28:13,378 (Claire) True, but I think we'd all say the same thing. 971 01:28:14,856 --> 01:28:18,053 You just don't want to write your paper. Right? 972 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:20,091 True, but... 973 01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:24,489 - You're the smartest, right? - Well... 974 01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:26,691 We trust you. 975 01:28:29,671 --> 01:28:31,502 Yeah. 976 01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:35,400 All right. 977 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,239 I'll do it. 978 01:28:38,379 --> 01:28:40,244 Great. 979 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,361 - Come on. - Where are we going? 980 01:28:56,531 --> 01:28:58,522 Come on. 981 01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:01,759 (Claire) Don't be afraid. 982 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:06,830 - Don't stick that in my eye. - I'm not sticking it. 983 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:09,067 Just go like that. 984 01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:12,637 Good. 985 01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,317 You look better without that black shit. 986 01:29:18,486 --> 01:29:20,886 I like that black shit. 987 01:29:22,223 --> 01:29:26,455 (Claire) This looks a lot better. Look up. 988 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:40,700 - Please! Why are you being so nice? - Because you're letting me. 989 01:29:49,183 --> 01:29:51,276 (Door opens) 990 01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,685 Are you lost? 991 01:30:48,876 --> 01:30:50,935 Cool! 992 01:30:52,513 --> 01:30:54,242 Thank you. 993 01:31:02,023 --> 01:31:05,618 - Why did you do that? - I knew you wouldn't. 994 01:31:07,695 --> 01:31:11,825 You know you said your parents use you to get back at each other? 995 01:31:11,999 --> 01:31:15,833 Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity? 996 01:31:17,438 --> 01:31:21,067 Were you disgusted by what I did with my lipstick? 997 01:31:21,242 --> 01:31:23,005 Truth? 998 01:31:23,211 --> 01:31:25,236 Truth. 999 01:31:25,413 --> 01:31:26,675 No. 1000 01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:39,486 What happened to you? 1001 01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:42,322 Why? Claire did it. 1002 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,235 What's wrong? 1003 01:31:49,370 --> 01:31:51,930 Nothing's wrong. It's just... 1004 01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:54,471 You're just so different. 1005 01:31:56,077 --> 01:31:58,602 I can see your face. 1006 01:31:58,746 --> 01:32:01,214 Is that good or bad? 1007 01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:04,017 It's good. 1008 01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:22,529 - See you, Brian. - See you, Carl. 1009 01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:25,536 - See you next Saturday. - You bet. 1010 01:32:29,777 --> 01:32:32,245 ( # Sl M PLE M I N DS: "Don't You Forget About Me") 1011 01:32:34,315 --> 01:32:38,274 # Won't you come see about me? 1012 01:32:38,419 --> 01:32:40,887 # I'll be alone, dancing 1013 01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:43,047 # You know it, baby 1014 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:46,921 # Tell me your troubles and doubts 1015 01:32:47,094 --> 01:32:50,996 # Giving me everything, inside and out 1016 01:32:51,832 --> 01:32:55,700 # Love's strange, so real in the dark 1017 01:32:55,836 --> 01:32:58,066 # Think of the tender things 1018 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:00,571 # That we were working on 1019 01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:04,677 # Slow change may pull us apart 1020 01:33:04,812 --> 01:33:08,077 # When the light gets into your heart, baby 1021 01:33:09,717 --> 01:33:14,120 # Don't you forget about me 1022 01:33:15,923 --> 01:33:18,357 # Don't, don't, don't, don't 1023 01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:23,225 # Don't you forget about me 1024 01:33:26,934 --> 01:33:31,098 # Will you stand above me? 1025 01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:35,402 # Look my way but never love me? 1026 01:33:35,576 --> 01:33:37,601 # Rain keeps falling 1027 01:33:37,778 --> 01:33:41,236 # Rain keeps falling down 1028 01:33:41,415 --> 01:33:43,747 # Down, down 1029 01:33:44,685 --> 01:33:48,348 # Will you recognise me? 1030 01:33:48,489 --> 01:33:52,653 # Call my name or walk on by? 1031 01:33:52,827 --> 01:33:55,318 # As the rain keeps falling 1032 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:57,761 # Rain keeps falling 1033 01:33:57,898 --> 01:34:02,267 # Down, down, down # 1034 01:34:10,611 --> 01:34:13,239 (Johnson) 'Dear Mr Vernon, 1035 01:34:13,414 --> 01:34:18,681 'we accept that we had to sacrifice Saturday in detention for what we did. 1036 01:34:18,853 --> 01:34:23,017 'But you're crazy to make us write who we think we are. 1037 01:34:23,190 --> 01:34:24,987 'You see us as you want to, 1038 01:34:25,126 --> 01:34:28,960 'in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. 1039 01:34:29,096 --> 01:34:33,692 'But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...' 1040 01:34:33,868 --> 01:34:37,360 (Andrew) 'And an athlete...' (Allison) 'And a basket case...' 1041 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:40,599 (Claire) 'A princess...' (Bender) 'And a criminal.' 1042 01:34:40,741 --> 01:34:43,471 (Johnson) 'Does that answer your question? 1043 01:34:43,644 --> 01:34:45,805 'Sincerely yours, 1044 01:34:45,946 --> 01:34:48,005 'The Breakfast Club.' 1045 01:34:48,149 --> 01:34:51,277 ( # Sl M PLE M I N DS: "Don't You Forget About Me" ) 1046 01:34:51,452 --> 01:34:54,478 # Don't you forget about me 1047 01:34:58,059 --> 01:35:01,290 # As you walk on by 1048 01:35:02,496 --> 01:35:06,592 # Will you call my name? 1049 01:35:06,734 --> 01:35:09,498 # As you walk on by 1050 01:35:11,338 --> 01:35:15,069 # Will you call my name? 1051 01:35:15,576 --> 01:35:17,874 # When you walk away # 1052 01:35:24,251 --> 01:35:26,515 ( # J. JOH NSON and S. SPRU I LL: "Heart Too Hot To Hold" ) 1053 01:35:39,467 --> 01:35:43,096 # When you walked into the room 1054 01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:46,103 # I could see you were no fool 1055 01:35:46,674 --> 01:35:49,575 # Is that smile a sign for me? 1056 01:35:51,112 --> 01:35:53,273 # Only if my heart could see 1057 01:36:00,788 --> 01:36:03,882 # Will I make your body cry? 1058 01:36:04,391 --> 01:36:07,360 # Cry so loud you never weep 1059 01:36:07,528 --> 01:36:11,191 # In the shadows of my life 1060 01:36:12,633 --> 01:36:14,760 # Can I take you home tonight? 1061 01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:25,712 # Oh, you were hot, too hot to hold 1062 01:36:25,846 --> 01:36:29,577 # Just a flame that burns my soul 1063 01:36:30,217 --> 01:36:32,742 # Hot, too hot to hold 1064 01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:36,723 # Too hot to hold 1065 01:36:37,558 --> 01:36:39,992 # Hot, too hot to hold 1066 01:36:40,161 --> 01:36:44,097 # Just a flame that burns my soul 1067 01:36:44,231 --> 01:36:47,325 # Hot, too hot to hold 1068 01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:51,434 # Too hot to hold #