1 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,183 # Yeah baby Come out here and do your thing, honey # 2 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,936 # Yeah, let her do her thing for ya # 3 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:28,069 # Tell me what's your favorite # 4 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,574 # Tell me what's your thing, girl # 5 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:38,246 # Baby, I know mine�# 6 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,750 # Let me tell you how it is now�# 7 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,877 # Soul on top�# 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,963 # You know the feeling Soul is on top�# 9 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,215 #�Washing a car # 10 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,176 Woo! 11 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,135 Damn! 12 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,261 # Soul on top... # 13 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,389 Hey. What's up, man? 14 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,390 Good, how you doin'? 15 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,975 - Good. Is this your Beemer? - Yeah. 16 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,102 Cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior. 17 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,604 - I'm Chris, by the way. - Keith. 18 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,689 Nice to meet you. It'll be five minutes,�tops. 19 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,691 - You're good. Take your time. - Where you from, man? 20 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,026 Birmingham, Alabama. 21 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,529 Birmingham? Whoa, okay. I'm a Florida guy, born and raised. 22 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,865 Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know? 23 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,325 Yeah, same here. 24 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,619 - Gotta fake it till you make it, right? - That's it. 25 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,246 That's what I'm talking about. You know what's up, okay. 26 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,623 Right on, cool. 27 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,500 I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh... 28 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,727 - That was my high school crush. - Huh? 29 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,729 I swear to God, that's my crush from high school. 30 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,648 - For real? - Yeah, yeah, that's Maria Li. 31 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,775 - For real? - I haven't seen her in forever, man. 32 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:52,320 I'm like... I'm like, shak... Yeah, dude. That's why I, like, got quiet. 33 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,573 I promised myself next time I saw her I was gonna ask her out. 34 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,992 - I don't even know if she remembers me. - Shoot your shot! 35 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,702 - You think so? - Yeah. 36 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,247 - I look like a shlub, though. - Ah, you look good, man. 37 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,164 You think so? 38 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,376 You should go do it. Just, "Hey, how you doing? You remember me?" 39 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,461 Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, cool. 40 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,840 All right, let me... I'll vacuum your car, and then I'll get you out of here. 41 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:12,966 - Yeah. - Thanks, man. 42 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,969 Can you just hit that "On" switch on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man. 43 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,720 - Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. 44 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,765 Yeah, there's probably so many other guys... 45 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,350 Shit! 46 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,104 Shit! 47 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,731 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck! 48 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,152 No, no, no, no, no!� No, no, no! No, no, no, no! 49 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,280 Oh my God. Turn it off! What did you press? Turn it off. What the fuck? 50 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,574 - I'm gonna get fired again. - Oh, shit. 51 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,993 Give me your jacket. Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket! 52 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,579 Thanks, man. Holy fuck, why, why, why? 53 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,539 - What did you do? - I just pressed "On"! 54 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,124 Shit. 55 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:49,460 Oh, now that's Maria. That's Maria. Holy shit. 56 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,920 - Excuse me, sir? - Oh, God! 57 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,964 Hi. Hey. Hi. 58 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,758 Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes? 59 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,469 I'm a little bit in a rush, and don't know how long it's gonna take. 60 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,679 I'm not sure. 61 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:00,763 Psst. 62 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,640 Don't let her leave!�Don't let her leave! 63 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,810 You know, I'm... I'm just gonna go to another car wash. 64 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,937 - Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. - Keith! 65 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,315 Get her number. Get her number. Get her number. 66 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,232 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 67 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,526 Can I get your number to have somebody call you? 68 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,236 My number? No. Uh... 69 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,197 Thank you, though. I... I'm good. Thanks. 70 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,949 Dang. 71 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,246 Hey, dude, what... what the fuck just happened? 72 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,414 She just left, dude? 73 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,041 Fuck! 74 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,169 I was so close, though. 75 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,671 - No, you weren't! - Damn it. 76 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,678 Bud, you will never guess who I just ran into at the car wash. 77 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,347 It's crazy. Let's hang out. 78 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,058 Okay, cool. I got a customer. I'll see you after work. 79 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,809 All right, bro. Talk to you soon. 80 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,520 - Hi. How can I help you? - I broke this. 81 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,148 Is there any way you could possibly fix it? 82 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,108 I don't know if it's ruined completely, but... 83 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,402 I think it's something we can actually do. 84 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,530 - Luckily, we're not as busy... - Are you normally pretty busy? 85 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,866 Yeah, for some reason, everybody's breaking their phones. 86 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,287 Can I get your information? 87 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,832 # Bad bitch�# 88 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,627 # Yeah, you say you wanna pay my bills�# 89 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,796 # Bad bitch�# 90 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,340 # You ain't never met a bitch this real�# 91 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,759 # Bad bitch�# 92 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,221 # You know I love the way That raw dog feel, bad bitch�# 93 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,473 - 057... - What up, bro? 94 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,893 What... What up, Trina? What's up? 95 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,896 Nothing much. How you doing? 96 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,190 - Hi, how are you? - Good, good, good. 97 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,858 Y'all see that car right there? 98 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,444 - That's yours? - Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there. 99 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,781 When you see it, it makes everything okay, 'cause it's kinda like Pepto Bismol. 100 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:44,284 - There you go! - It fixes... It fixes everything. 101 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,245 I like to drink Pepto Bismol with a little bit of Hennessy in it. 102 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,122 - Really? - Yeah, it's good. 103 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,373 What you need? 104 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,041 I need 50 bucks. 105 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,838 I'm at work. You can't ask me for money in front of everybody like that. 106 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,631 - I'm sorry about that. - No, no, that's okay. 107 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,258 This is my little brother. Come on. 108 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,343 First of all, ain't you supposed to be on house arrest? 109 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,096 House arrest,�shmouse arrest. Ain't nobody worried about that. 110 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:06,806 Let me hold 50. 111 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,684 Come on, bro. 112 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:10,893 Don't do it. 113 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:11,853 I got 20 dollars. 114 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,646 - Twenty dollars? - That's all I got. 115 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,647 - That's it? - That's it. 116 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,317 - I know you got more than that. - What are you doing? 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,152 Let me see. I know you got some money! 118 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,654 - Look at this. - That's just three dollars. 119 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,157 - You playin' with me? - No, that's my lunch money. 120 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,452 No, this mine. I'm so sick of you with your fucking crap. 121 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,495 Give me this! 122 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,375 Fucking crybaby-ass bitch. 123 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,795 You ain't never gonna get out this town. 124 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,547 You ain't never gonna be shit. 125 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,383 You know what? Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit. 126 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,802 Hey. Hold that for me. 127 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,804 And here... 128 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,389 - No, no, no... - That's for you. 129 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,183 Keep your mouth shut. 130 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,768 - But... - You too. 131 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,479 Don't say nothing. I remember faces. 132 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,483 I'll kill every one of you white motherfuckers if you snitch. 133 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,068 Oh my. 134 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,238 Cheers. Thank you. 135 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,284 Got you a snack to cheer you up. 136 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,286 Cheers. Ping! 137 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,830 - Thanks, man. - Of course. 138 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,375 Don't let her get in your mind, bro. 139 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,126 Gotta stand up to her, man. 140 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,254 You know my sister. It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully. 141 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,466 I think Trina's right, man. I think... 142 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,177 I don't think we ever gone get outta this town, man. I hate that shit. 143 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,304 No, Trina is not right, dog. 144 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,141 I'm telling you, seeing Maria today, that was a positive omen, man. 145 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,562 Mark my words. By this time next year, we're gonna be out of these jobs, 146 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,940 we're gonna be going on big adventures. 147 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,483 All right. 148 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,288 Hello? 149 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,511 Whoa! 150 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,138 What the fuck? 151 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,557 - Who are you? - I'm a plumber. 152 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,724 What time is it? 153 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:14,934 Shit. 154 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,437 Fuck, I'm late. I'm late! I'm late for work! 155 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,648 I'm late! Oh, I'm late for work! 156 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,528 Oh, God! 157 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,822 Son of a... 158 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,241 I cannot get fired! 159 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,742 Goddammit! 160 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,163 # Holy calamity, scream insanity�# 161 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,039 - # All you ever gonna be's # - Shortcut! 162 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,666 # Another great fan of me Break... # 163 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,502 Shit! 164 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,425 I was looking at my watch! Sorry! 165 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,677 # This, this is a journey # 166 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,851 Ow! 167 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,608 Oh, my God! 168 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,319 Uh-oh! 169 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:11,616 Sorry! I... I thought the window was open! 170 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,743 I'm late for work, my bad! 171 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,953 # Holy calamity Scream insanity�# 172 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,748 # All you ever gonna be's Another great fan of me�# 173 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,292 # Break, break, break Break, break, break�# 174 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,461 # I'm the one that does the rockin' # 175 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,885 I can help you. 176 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,261 Thank you! 177 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,682 Have a good one! 178 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,685 - Bye! - Bye! 179 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,023 Fuck! 180 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,028 Shit, no! Shit! 181 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,072 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Sorry! 182 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,240 Sorry! 183 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,824 What the fuck, dude? 184 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,910 Oh, man. 185 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,954 Agh! 186 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,330 Oh, shit! 187 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,125 Sorry about that. Sorry. You okay? 188 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,168 - Yeah. - Sorry. 189 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,837 - Allow me. Ladies first. - Thank you. 190 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,381 After you. 191 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,634 All right! Nice! I made it! 192 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,178 # Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho... Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca... Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr... Break! # 193 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,976 Can you, um, tell me about the detox? 194 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:24,480 Uh, it kind of makes you poop. You'll be in the bathroom for a while. 195 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,815 - Okay. - Yeah. 196 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,859 - You wanna try our new flavor? - It's not a margarita? 197 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,695 I wish. 198 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,281 Pour some of this in there. 199 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,450 Mango or whatever. 200 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,538 Why would you put a spoon in there if you're gonna use your hand? 201 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,998 Oh, sometimes I forget. 202 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,917 You know, the best chefs in the world use their hands. 203 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,503 - So... - No, no, no, no, no. 204 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,838 That's unacceptable. 205 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,049 Yeah, I work in health care, and he just broke all the laws. 206 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,010 You work in health care, you know 207 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,762 germs actually help your immune system. 208 00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:01,726 No, no, no. You're touching the counters, touching all these different things, 209 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,854 and then you gonna put your hand in there and comment you're a chef, 210 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,480 and we're supposed to accept that? 211 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,858 Here, you want money or something? Like... 212 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,278 You can take out of this jar. Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like... 213 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,655 Can we just all settle on that? 214 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,502 What in the world? 215 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,134 Maria! 216 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,678 I'm sorry, was that loud? Maria! 217 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,180 - Come, come, come. - Hi. 218 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,515 She's a... She's a... She's a VIP customer. 219 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,101 - Oh! - Yeah! Just cut in front of these people. 220 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,103 - Hi, sorry. - Sorry, guys. 221 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,855 How you gonna do that, right there? 222 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:52,860 She's a VIP, but we're in line, and we gotta get waited on. 223 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,278 - Sorry. - Chris Carey! 224 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,822 From high school biology class! 225 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,325 - You know, Crazy Chris? - Um... 226 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,202 - Retard Chris? - Oh. 227 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,579 Yeah! How the hell are you? 228 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,915 - Oh my God, Chris! - I haven't seen you in forever! 229 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,501 Yeah. I'm actually living in New York City. 230 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,087 - Wow, New York. The Big Apple. - Yeah. 231 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,964 Hey, that's an apple I'd like to juice, right? 232 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,884 What are you doing there? I've never been. 233 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:21,097 Oh, um, actually, I'm a curator at an art gallery, so... 234 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,181 - Right on! - Yeah. 235 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,351 Um, here, uh, have a juice on the house. 236 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,936 - Okay. Oh. - Huh? 237 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,689 This is terrible. This is not good at all. 238 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:34,276 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm at work, and it gets crazy at work sometimes. 239 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,820 This is not good. 240 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,988 What are you... uh, uh... 241 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,368 What um... w-w-what would you say, like... 242 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,456 What are you... What are you doing later? Do you wanna�get a bite or something? 243 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,252 I... Gah, I would... I would love to, actually, 244 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:54,088 but I'm... I'm on my way to the airport right now. 245 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,758 There's this big art show I'm doing on Friday that I have to get back for. 246 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:58,676 Oh, okay. 247 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094 - So, yeah. - Okay. Cool. 248 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,432 But listen, if you're ever in Manhattan, you should come to the gallery. 249 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,808 - Wait. What? - Yeah. 250 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,482 - For real? - Yeah, I'll show you around. 251 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,067 - Great! - Thank you for this. 252 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694 - This is so great. - This is great. 253 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,656 - Okeydoke, I'll see you later. - Great seeing you, Chris. 254 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,033 See ya! 255 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,414 Can we order now? 256 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,802 Oh my God! 257 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,724 Oh my God, he fell down! 258 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,102 Yes! 259 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,866 You mind if I, uh... 260 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,868 ask you for advice? 261 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,078 I just saw my dream girl, 262 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,207 and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out. 263 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,666 I'm, like, in total shock. 264 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,712 Why, 'cause she accepted, or what? 265 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,881 Yes, but she lives in New York. That's the catch. 266 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,134 And, like, I've never felt this way about a woman before. 267 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,803 What do you have going here? 268 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,013 I don't got anything going here. That's the thing. 269 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,433 I got, you know... My best friend lives here, my friend Bud. 270 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,559 Man, you know, I say... 271 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,020 go for it. 272 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,816 If you don't, the rest of your life you're gonna be sitting here 273 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,236 saying, "What if I woulda," "What if I..." You get it. 274 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,321 Yeah, what am I doing here? 275 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,784 I can't... I can't just wait around and hope for things to happen. 276 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,035 I gotta make it happen. 277 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,620 There you go. Claim it. 278 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,747 - Claim it. Yes. - Yeah. 279 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,874 Thank you, man. Thanks for the advice, man. 280 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,125 Ha! 281 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,253 I'm going to New York. 282 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,133 # I saw a girl today # 283 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:07,304 # I saw a girl, no way�# 284 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,183 # I saw a girl today�# 285 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,812 # And her name is Maria�# 286 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,898 # I saw a girl today # 287 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,941 What the... 288 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,318 # The one that got away�# 289 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,444 # I saw...�# Oh! 290 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,697 Holy cow! 291 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,117 # And her name is Maria # 292 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,577 Whoo! Thank you, man. 293 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,036 I owe you. Thank you. 294 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,538 Whoo! 295 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,582 I'm going to New York, brother. Thank you. 296 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,375 Whoo! 297 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,838 He's in love! He is crazy. 298 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,844 - # I saw a girl today # - What? Get off me! 299 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,805 # I saw a girl, no way�# 300 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,181 What are you doing? 301 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,349 # I saw a girl today�# 302 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,726 Get the fuck away from me. 303 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,312 # And her name is Maria�# 304 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,652 # Spinning my wheels I haven't done shit # 305 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,113 # I'm out of here, I fucking quit # 306 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,991 # Maria has opened the door�# 307 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,660 # Later, smoothies, I'm off to New York�# 308 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,456 # He saw a girl today�# 309 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,415 Oh, shit. 310 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,710 # He saw a girl, no way�# 311 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,048 # He saw a girl today # 312 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:28,385 # And her name is Maria�# 313 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:32,264 #�I saw a girl today�# 314 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,184 # I saw a girl�# 315 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,602 # OIé! # Oh, shit! 316 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,732 # I saw a girl today�# 317 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:46,987 # And her name is Maria�# 318 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:52,493 # Maria # 319 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:59,625 # Maria! # 320 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,962 The fuck? 321 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,757 I'm telling you. 322 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,594 Maria just fell outta the sky into my lap today and said, 323 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,472 "Chris, I haven't seen you in ages. What have you been up to?" 324 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:17,142 And I go, "I dunno, I've just been working at the mall since high school." 325 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,397 And she was like, "Well, good news. I'm your guardian fucking angel, 326 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 and I'm gonna take you out of this hellscape 327 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,235 and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!" 328 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,946 So what? I mean, what does that mean? 329 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,197 Look at our lives, man. 330 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,033 Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels. 331 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,285 Bullshit job after bullshit job. 332 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,288 It's finally time for that big adventure, brother. 333 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:43,085 I'm talking road trip to the NYC! 334 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,962 Has anybody here been to New York City? 335 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,338 Yes! 336 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,923 # New York! # 337 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,345 # Concrete jungle, Texas albino My pussy's on fire!�# 338 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,472 Come on, New York, man! Pizza! 339 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,142 Calm down, brother. 340 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,603 - I hear you, right. And it sounds good. - Yeah. 341 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,522 But how we gone get there? We don't have a car. 342 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,858 I figured it out. 343 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,699 Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car. You fucking crazy? 344 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,743 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hear me out. Hear me out. 345 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,787 You're the one paying to store her car. 346 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,997 - Right? - Yes. 347 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,206 Trina is in jail. 348 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,127 She's been in jail. She's gonna stay in jail. 349 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,505 She is in J-A-I-L, prison. 350 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,383 I'm not doing this. Trina is crazy. You know that. 351 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,385 - I know. - We can't take her... It's her car. 352 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,013 Just for once in your whole life, forget about Trina. 353 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,473 Think about us. 354 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,892 Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York 355 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,771 and have the adventure of a lifetime, like we always talked about. 356 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,398 I hate you. 357 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154 We're going to New York! 358 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,699 Here you are. Bud Malone. 359 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,409 Yeah, we're driving to New York. 360 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,244 Looks good. 361 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,704 - What's your name again? - Kurt. 362 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,332 - Kurt, Chris. Nice�to meet you. - Nice to meet you, man. 363 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,501 # I got that mula mula # 364 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,877 # Queso queso # 365 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,213 # Camouflage money They can't see my bankroll�# 366 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,216 # I been whippin, whippin' Django Django # 367 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,510 # Smooth ass nigga Blame it on the Jame-O # 368 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,804 # I really don't know why I called... # 369 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,514 Toot toot! 370 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,060 Check this out. I got it all mapped out. 371 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,604 I went on Google Maps yesterday. I got everything together. 372 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,690 Gonna take the I-95. It'll be the quickest way to get to New York City... 373 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,945 No rush, mi amigo. We got four whole days till Maria's art opening. 374 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,115 We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude. 375 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,703 Hey. Feet down, man. You cannot mess up my sister's car, man. 376 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,580 Will you relax? 377 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,209 The car is fine. Your sister's in prison. She'll never know. 378 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,213 What's she gonna do? Bust out of jail? 379 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,692 Bus is all clear. 380 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,824 Psst. 381 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,742 Psst. 382 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,161 Excuse me. 383 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,663 I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck. 384 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,665 Can you help me get out? 385 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,711 Please. I'm stuck under here. Oh, God. 386 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,171 Oh! 387 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,214 Thank you. 388 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,801 Oh, shit. 389 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,345 Hey. 390 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,930 Oh, man. 391 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,349 You see any guards out here or anything? 392 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,645 You'd better take your ass off. You better take off. 393 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,772 You'd better fucking... You better run. 394 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:55,027 Thank you. I'm gonna get in my car, go to Mexico, and just start all over. 395 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,529 Get those clothes off and get the fuck out of here. 396 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,947 Can I borrow your vest? 397 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,490 I can't give you my vest. 398 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367 You're my lookout. I never forget a face. 399 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,577 Go. 400 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,495 Thank you for helping me escape! 401 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,333 Hey. 402 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,003 We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone? 403 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,131 Where? 404 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,301 Where? They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody? 405 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,344 No. 406 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,263 - So someone escaped? - And you haven't helped her at all? 407 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,641 No, how am I gonna help her? 408 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,309 By giving her my vest? 409 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,770 I don't know. Did you see someone out here? 410 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,146 I need to know that. 411 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,898 Go that way. 412 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:34,858 That way? 413 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,361 - Someone went that way? - Go that way. 414 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,404 - Go that way? - Go that way. 415 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,824 Okay. It's an emergency. We got an emergency here. 416 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,085 Man, I just wanted to thank you. 417 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,295 - Go, go, go. He's looking for you. - Really? 418 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,882 - They're looking for you. Go. - Oh, shoot. Thank you so much. 419 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,176 I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama? 420 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,929 Run away, please. Get away from me before I get in trouble. 421 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,389 Thank you for helping me. 422 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:09,977 - Get the fuck out of here. Go! No! Why? - Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 423 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,938 God bless you! You're an accomplice to my shit! 424 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,816 Whoo! 425 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:16,942 I'm free! 426 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,365 You don't realize how strong she is. 427 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,993 My sister's crazy. I've told you that a million times. 428 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,578 She doesn't have a regular girl hand. 429 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,915 I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand. 430 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,168 She grabbed the fish out the batter, put it in the frying pan, 431 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,713 set it there till it was done. That's insane. 432 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,007 I've seen her flip barbecue ribs. 433 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,258 No spatula. 434 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,217 Hand. 435 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,844 God. 436 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,554 Pfft. 437 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,806 Pressing the meat. Bare hand. 438 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,727 I don't think I want to eat at your house anymore. 439 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,568 - How you doing? - Good. Good. 440 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,902 Hey, hey. Um... 441 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,905 - I'm really excited to get my car. - Uh-huh. 442 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,282 Uh, it's under Malone. 443 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,327 Pink Crown Vic, Crown Victoria. 444 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,120 Oh, someone just picked that up. 445 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,079 What? 446 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,874 Bud Mal... Bud Malone just picked that up. 447 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,544 Bud picked up my car. 448 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,629 Was he with somebody? 449 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,965 - Yep. Yep. - What did he look like? 450 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,301 Uh, they were African American. 451 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,888 - Do you know where they were going? - I think they said New York. 452 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,264 - New York? - Yeah. 453 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,225 Their name was on the card, so... 454 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,730 What's your name, man? 455 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,398 Bob. 456 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,776 Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody, 457 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,319 but I'm about to kill somebody, Bob. 458 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573 You gave 'em my car. Now they got to die. 459 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,618 Sorry. 460 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:56,875 Okay. 461 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,551 Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man. 462 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,804 It'll be like our good luck charm on the road. 463 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,765 How about this? I'll ask one of these fellow Americans 464 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,308 where a cool bar is. 465 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,562 - Celebrate, first road trip. - All right, whatever you say. I'm down. 466 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,898 Excuse me, sir. Is there a bar around here? 467 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,109 Me and my friend want to party tonight. 468 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,195 - We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight. - Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man. 469 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,531 - You wanna turn around, I'll hold it. - Oh, really? 470 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,158 Oh, shit! 471 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,869 Oh, shit. Oh shit! 472 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,788 Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! 473 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,415 Shit! 474 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,376 Just get away, bro! Get away from it! 475 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,337 Somebody just turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off! 476 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,630 Hello, where's the shutoff? 477 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,465 God! I swallowed some of it. 478 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,971 - Where's the shutoff? - Here, here, here, hold this. 479 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,473 No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro. 480 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,808 Let's just get out of here. 481 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,935 - That thing is broken. - Not on the seat, man. 482 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,813 Thank you, cowboy man. 483 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,697 Chocolate glazed. 484 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,074 I'm going to do vanilla, but I'd love some bacon. 485 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,034 - Bacon? Sure. - Great. 486 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,662 - Hey. Do you live in this area? - Do we? 487 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,830 - Yeah. - Yeah. 488 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,499 You seen these dudes right here? They stole my car. 489 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,334 - Ah, man. - That's my car right there. 490 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,295 - That's my Bad Bitch. - Sorry. No, I don't. 491 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:26,006 There's a bunch of cops here though you might wanna ask them. 492 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,675 They're all here. They love donuts. 493 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,139 You okay? 494 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,474 No, man! 495 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,975 Have you seen this car? 496 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,518 I have not. 497 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,228 This is my car. 498 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,648 My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday. 499 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,027 I just got out of jail, and these dudes I know stole my car. 500 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,196 - Where do you stay at? - Where do I stay at? 501 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,739 I stay in the Avenues, man. 502 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,658 Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct. 503 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,826 Man, you are handsome. 504 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:55,744 Huh? 505 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,954 - You are so handsome. - Thank you. 506 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,499 Yeah, you gotta... you gotta go to, um... 507 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,168 you gotta go to the, uh, zone four precinct. 508 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,964 Man, it's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes. 509 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,424 You are beautiful. 510 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,468 Thank you. You gotta go to the zone four precinct. 511 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,719 - Can we kiss? - No. 512 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:13,845 - No? - No. 513 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,181 It's been so long since I kissed a man. 514 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,892 What's your name, Officer? Can I get your number? 515 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,185 No, I'm married. 516 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,730 So? You a police. Y'all don't care about shit like that. 517 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,814 I do. 518 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,733 My pussy hairy like a booty. 519 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,948 Hey, hey, hey. Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff. 520 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,700 Have you seen these guys? Have you seen these two dudes? 521 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,993 They stole my car. 522 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,662 But the police are right there, though. 523 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,540 They ain't trying to holler at me. They're not helping at all. 524 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,291 - Oh, wow. - That's what I'm saying, like... 525 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,794 - So you're doing it yourself right now? - Basically. 526 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,296 - Say yes to it. - Yes! Say yes to it! 527 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,007 You know what? Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself. 528 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,842 - You better not! - Oh! 529 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,345 Fuck the police. I'm gonna kill these motherfuckers! 530 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,892 Holy shit! 531 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,354 # Fuck your wheels And your cars�# 532 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,690 - Hey! Hey, stop! - # I don't really give a fuck... # 533 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,733 Oh my God! 534 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,700 Damn it! 535 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,494 He's gotta feel like an idiot. 536 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,170 Hey, what are you doing? 537 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,964 Hey, White Chicks? 538 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,716 Yes! 539 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,176 That's my favorite movie right there, man. 540 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,596 You know something? The first time I saw that movie, 541 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,557 halfway through, I really thought they were white women. 542 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,560 They look like, uh, burn victims. 543 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,895 You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema. 544 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,607 More like, "God, them some thick-ass white girls." 545 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,359 Fat-ass booties. I'm like, "They got Black girl booties." 546 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,947 Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie. 547 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,995 Ah! This is it! This is the place the cowboy was talking about! 548 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,165 Look at this place, man. Fuck, yes! 549 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,793 - All right. - Whoo-hoo! 550 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:12,547 Yo. 551 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,760 - Chris, I don't know about this, man. - Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. 552 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,762 Whoo! 553 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,139 - It's called Electric Cowboy. - Exactly! 554 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,475 - We're not cowboys. - We're about to be. 555 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,735 # My baby likes to rock it Every night when the sun goes down... # 556 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:38,281 What do you think, man? Huh? 557 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,450 USA, baby! 558 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,119 We are the only Black people in here. 559 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,121 I don't see race. Didn't even notice. 560 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,749 You know what race I see? The American race. 561 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,293 It's right out on that dance floor. 562 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,716 # And my baby likes to hear me Play a song on my guitar�# 563 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,385 - Sorry! - It's all right! 564 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,181 # I don't know about the rest of you But my baby thinks I'm a star... # 565 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,100 Bud, this is awesome! 566 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,143 Get your ass over here! 567 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,608 - Great job! - Thank you. Thank you. 568 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,276 Let's get some shots, huh? 569 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,862 First night of the road trip. 570 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,700 Couldn't have asked for a better partner on the road. 571 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,040 Let me... Let me buy you a round. Let me buy you a round and some shots. 572 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,460 Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud. He's a little shy. 573 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,421 Cheers! Pick it up, cheers! 574 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,172 Here's to you, Bud Malone! 575 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,636 Wow! 576 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,388 This should be it, okay? 577 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,724 Give me one more shot. 578 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,478 Ah, damn dude. 579 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,396 I guess I do. 580 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,605 You're gonna end up pukin'. 581 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,406 I would suggest you not to do that. 582 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:03,199 Did he just drink outta that thing? 583 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,286 I drank a little bit too much, I'll put it that way. 584 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,912 Holy shit. 585 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,123 I gotta make a call real quick. 586 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:11,750 See you later, pal. 587 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,334 What's wrong with him? 588 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,378 He's just so wound up. He's so uptight. 589 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,255 I dunno, like, can we pray for him? 590 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,174 Do you mind praying for him real quick? 591 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,341 I'm not... 592 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,637 Dear... Dear Jesus, who art in heaven, Father be thy name. 593 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,973 Thy kingdom come. 594 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:30,685 I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip. 595 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,856 I hope I get to Maria, and fall in love, 596 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,777 and make love and have sex with her without a condom. 597 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,279 And like, of course I'll make her come first, 598 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:45,074 and then I'm kind of free to, like... 599 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,494 you know, jizz whenever I want to. 600 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,664 You know, I wanna make her come first, but then I'll jizz whenever I want to, so... 601 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,500 - Amen. - Amen. 602 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,877 I gotta go pee-pee. 603 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,961 I'll be right back. 604 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,299 Uh, excuse me, where's the bathroom? 605 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,635 Oh, shit! I'm sorry. 606 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,513 How much did you drink? Are you a fucking camel? 607 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:10,391 # Happy birthday, dear Lena�# 608 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,644 # Happy birthday to you!�# 609 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,855 Shots on him! You know I don't have the money. 610 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,942 Bud, I've never been out like this before, but this is fun. 611 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,819 What do you want a shot of? 612 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,197 Hey, DJ, cut the music! 613 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,782 Cut the music! 614 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:29,953 I'd like to make a toast to my best friend, Bud Malone! 615 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,205 What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down! 616 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay, he's a little nervous. We're the only Black guys in here. 617 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,711 He's the coolest guy in the world, man. 618 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,547 - Get down from there! - I love you... 619 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,300 Are you all right? 620 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,345 - Shit. You okay? - Get him out of there. 621 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,015 - Is he all right? - Come on, come on, get up, get up. 622 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:53,935 Give him some room. 623 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,895 I'm a nurse. 624 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,063 No, no, no. 625 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,607 You just fell off a bar. You need to get checked out. 626 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,943 - I'm fine. - Do you have a water bottle or a cup? 627 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,320 - I got a wet rag. - Yeah, get him some water. 628 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,872 Oh my God. 629 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,624 Okay, I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance. 630 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,668 He's not okay if he's puking like that. 631 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:22,213 Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out. 632 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,340 Here's your drink. 633 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,767 Easy now, killer. 634 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,318 What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. 635 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,486 I wanted to cel... celebrate you. 636 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,574 It was a celebration of you and your life. 637 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,870 I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this. 638 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,748 It felt good to be out. I needed it. 639 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,796 We should probably get some rest or wash up. 640 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,571 Goodnight, Bud. 641 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,032 Goodnight, Chris. 642 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,161 Goddamn. What type of light is this? 643 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,413 What the fuck? 644 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,125 One day closer to Maria. 645 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,128 All right, let's do this. I feel good. It's a new day, right? 646 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,922 - Yeah, new day. - Okay. 647 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:46,923 USA. 648 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:15,076 # Dream girl, dream girl... # 649 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,537 The price of art is skyrocketing. 650 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,288 This is the first one that I wanted to show, 651 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,916 because it's the one there's a lot of debate about. 652 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,544 I was thinking it looked like a Lord of the Rings, uh, thing. 653 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,964 It kind of looks like a... a relic. 654 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,137 �Maria. 655 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,304 Chris? 656 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,681 Oh God, yes! 657 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,349 Yes, Chris, yes! 658 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,645 Chris! 659 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,524 Chris! 660 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:50,194 Chris! 661 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,071 Wow, babe, this is awesome. 662 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,866 We're doing some free sampling. 663 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,703 Wow. Let's get, like, three of those and maybe some bread. 664 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,288 Yeah, you're looking good, babes. 665 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,083 - You talking to my girl? - I got this. 666 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,126 - That's your girl? - Yeah. 667 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,294 - Sorry about that. - You sure? 668 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,087 - You all right? - Yeah. Come on! 669 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,548 You like hitting on women in farmer's markets? 670 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,928 What the fuck are you doing? You're fucking hitting on me here? 671 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,305 God damn! What the fuck? 672 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,058 - Fuck! Crazy bitch! - That is hot. 673 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,642 What are you looking at? 674 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:22,935 Huh? 675 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,856 Hey, he's blind! He's blind!�Please! 676 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,357 Fucker. 677 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,320 Get his money. Get his money. Get his money. 678 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,946 No, he didn't do anything! 679 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,239 - Run. Let's run. - Yeah. 680 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,366 - Let's just go. - Go, go, go! 681 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,826 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 682 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,786 God. 683 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:46,709 # Looks like an angel From up above�# 684 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,170 # I'll be so happy we're together... # 685 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,422 I now pronounce you man and wife. 686 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:53,800 You may kiss the bride. 687 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,850 And you may now... 688 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:04,852 kiss me. 689 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:06,604 Uh... 690 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,731 What! 691 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,858 Oh, my God! 692 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,193 Oh, God. 693 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,088 Whoo. Whoo. 694 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,489 Okay, there's no way White Chicks would work in real life, man. 695 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,616 They look like bleached Ninja Turtles. 696 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,411 Matter of fact, this lady right here could be a brother. 697 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,954 That's ridiculous. Watch this. 698 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,372 - Excuse me, miss. - Yes. 699 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,374 Are you a Black man? 700 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,084 No. 701 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,087 - Case in point. - Why'd you ask somebody that? 702 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,881 You said that it could work. 703 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,132 You look frightening. 704 00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:17,592 Wait a minute, what is this? 705 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:21,304 The zoo? Come on, man. You know I love zoos. 706 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:22,638 We gotta do this, bruh. 707 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,973 I think we got time, right? 708 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,267 Yeah. More than halfway there. We're making great time. 709 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,436 - Thank you, ma'am. - No problem. 710 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,478 Or Black sir. 711 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,024 Take care, brother. 712 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,911 Dude, zoos are sick! 713 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,996 - This makes me happy. - You're having fun, aren't you? 714 00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,915 I'm having fun. Look at that fancy cat. 715 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,126 Two buds on the road. 716 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,294 - Booyah. - Booyah. 717 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:57,924 - I like this. It's a good idea. - Yeah, man. Zoo life, baby! 718 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,886 I'd like to take you guys up here to see our wolves 719 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,055 and our large primate area. 720 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:08,142 Do me a favor, everybody, uh, keep just a little bit of room off here. 721 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,644 Okay, come on in. 722 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:12,855 Oh, I like the�Silverback. 723 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,233 Hey! 724 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,652 Step on in guys. 725 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,987 Guys, this is Jessie. Everybody say hi to Jessie. 726 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,282 - Dude. Gorilla. - Jessie is our main wolf trainer here. 727 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,200 Dude. 728 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:26,911 Gate's open. 729 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,704 - Why don't you close it? - Shut up. 730 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,498 - Gonna get a selfie with a gorilla. - No! 731 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,415 Yes! For Maria. 732 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,875 - No. - Come on, it'll melt her heart! 733 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,168 - Are you crazy? - No. 734 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,129 - Come back here! - Shut up, don't wake him up. 735 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,798 - The fuck are you doing? - Keep it down. 736 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,384 Don't! Come back here. 737 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:42,927 Come back here! 738 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,846 Here! Hey! 739 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,556 Hey! 740 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:50,893 So this is Gideon, 741 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,604 and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here. 742 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,023 And Gideon is really, really good at jumping. 743 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,985 Gideon's gonna jump! Gideon, up! Good! 744 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,569 Now the other side! 745 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,446 He's got my leg! 746 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,865 Oh my God! 747 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,909 Sir! You can't be in there! 748 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,370 - Oh my God! - Oh my God! 749 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,420 Wait! Be quiet, be quiet! 750 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,715 Don't look him in the eye! 751 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:21,882 I'm so scared. 752 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,218 Oh, no, no, no! 753 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,344 Oh my God! 754 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:28,097 Stay calm! 755 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,348 Bud, help me! 756 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,183 Oh my God! 757 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,104 Come on! Stop it! 758 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,523 Oh my God! 759 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,026 You fucking a man! 760 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,153 He's a human being! 761 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:44,238 Oh my God! Fuck! 762 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,531 - What's his name? - Chris. 763 00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:46,657 Chris, come on! 764 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,827 - �Stay still! - Oh, my God! 765 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,038 Stay calm! 766 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,039 Just stay calm! 767 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,415 Oh shit! 768 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,624 Go back in. 769 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,501 Oh shit! Damn, we on this! 770 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:02,214 Please, Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 771 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,009 Would you put the lock on or something? 772 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,053 Why did you go in there? 773 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:08,846 The rest of us have kids! 774 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,389 I wanted to take a picture. 775 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:13,434 You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla face-to-face? 776 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,853 - Yeah, for this girl. - Would she go in there for you? 777 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:16,771 No. 778 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,106 Exactly, so why you going in there for her? 779 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,067 I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend. 780 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,568 - She's not your girlfriend yet? - No. 781 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737 I gotta get my cellphone! 782 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,113 What the fuck you doing? 783 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,323 Sir, you can't go in there! 784 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,450 That damn thing come back, you gonna be through! 785 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,160 Oh, here it is! 786 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,245 Whoa, whoa, hey! 787 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,542 Keep your mouth closed! 788 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:44,965 Lord have mercy! 789 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,259 Bud. 790 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,470 How'd he get in there? 791 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,305 Pull your pants up, buddy. 792 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,477 Hey, excuse me, brothers. 793 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,104 - Y'all seen this car today? - No. 794 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,189 This my brother Bud and his friend Chris. 795 00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,108 These two don't look familiar to you at all? 796 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,527 - No, what... - You sure you don't know them? 797 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,655 I'm pretty sure I don't know them. We gotta walk. 798 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,907 - This ain't you, man? - No, it ain't. 799 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,034 - Your name ain't Craig? - Yeah. 800 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,287 Are you telling me you don't know them? You up here lying to my face? 801 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,957 This is you and them! You, Bud, Chris... 802 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,251 Craig. 803 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,421 - Where'd you get that picture? - This is you! 804 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214 - I know! - Your name is Craig, right? 805 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,259 - It is, and I don't know... - Where is these dudes at? 806 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,010 I don't know where they're at. 807 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,139 The next time you see these motherfuckers, let 'em know I'm gonna kill they ass. 808 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,474 I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me! 809 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,643 No, you know where my car at, Craig. 810 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,396 Seen your ass on Facebook and everything with them. 811 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,731 - What the fuck? - Where's my car at? 812 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:45,651 - Ask your fucking brother! - Well, tell me where my brother is! 813 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,403 And why the fuck would I know that? 814 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:49,780 Because you takin' pictures with these niggas! 815 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,657 I just want you to tell me where my car is. 816 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,576 If I knew where your car fucking was, I would. 817 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:55,161 - Would you? - Yes, I would. 818 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,954 - Would you really? - Yes, I would. 819 00:40:57,037 --> 00:41:00,833 'Cause I feel like you're lying to me. I feel like you're a motherfucking liar! 820 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,799 Oh God. 821 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,593 I got that gorilla cum taste in my mouth. 822 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,927 Ugh. 823 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,262 Has Trina got any mints? 824 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,890 Hey, don't be going around digging in the car like that. Okay? 825 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,100 Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here. This is great. 826 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,228 What? What? If you gonna have a mint, I want a mint. 827 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,272 - All right. - Let me get some! 828 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,191 You need it more than me. Your breath is so bad, 829 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,276 people look forward to your farts. 830 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,362 Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache. 831 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:33,157 I don't even know what that smells like, but... 832 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,952 You're very funny, man. 833 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,830 You're, like, way funny tonight. 834 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,004 Yeah, I'm boiling. 835 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,798 Oh. 836 00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:53,886 Wanna stop and get some water or something? 837 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,096 Are we driving? 838 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,519 I mean, it's moving! 839 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,734 # At the bar Six o'clock on the dot�# 840 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:10,903 # The boy got me hot And it hit a sweet spot�# 841 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:13,656 # And it goes ticktock Tock the tock tock # 842 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,115 # Tick the ticktock... # 843 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,408 I can't, I... 844 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,661 # Tick the ticktock # 845 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,788 # Ticktock tock the tock tock Tick the... # 846 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,337 Hello. 847 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:34,343 Will you put this on your finger? 848 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,928 Sir, if you carry on doing that, 849 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,305 I will turn around and punch you in your goddamn face. 850 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:42,977 Ooh! Electrolytes! 851 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,022 Maria! Maria! 852 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,440 Maria, where'd you go? 853 00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,194 They're on drugs! 854 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,780 I look perfectly normal. 855 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,115 I look great. 856 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,825 Yeah, motherfuckers, try to find me now. 857 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,244 Wee, wee, wee! 858 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,000 La-la-la, la-la-la! 859 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,459 Whoo! 860 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,171 Oh my God. 861 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,965 Snowball fight. 862 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:17,428 Huh? 863 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,638 # Booty whop, booty whop Really make your booty whop... # 864 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:21,932 Hey! 865 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,311 - Are you Maria? - No. 866 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,062 - You... - My name is Will. 867 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,418 - Chris. - Huh? 868 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,254 Where are we? 869 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,799 Fuck, I got a headache, man. 870 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,384 What happened last night? 871 00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:00,095 I don't even know. 872 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,181 I really gotta pee. 873 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:03,974 Ugh! 874 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,268 Ow! 875 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,064 Fuck! 876 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,818 Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap? 877 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,363 - What did you do to us? - I didn't do anything to anybody. 878 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,656 I don't remember a thing. 879 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,449 I wouldn't put my dick connected to your dick. 880 00:44:20,532 --> 00:44:22,034 - Maybe if... - Get your hands off my dick! 881 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:23,494 Sorry, just get up, get up. 882 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,080 - Let go of my... - Stop pulling my dick! 883 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,707 We're gonna do this together. 884 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,127 Okay. I'm gonna go for it! 885 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,755 Look, there's a golfer over there. 886 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,758 - We can ask him to get us out of this. - He's not gonna fuckin' help us. 887 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,884 Help! 888 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,971 Help us! Please. 889 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,474 - We got stuck in this thing. - How'd you guys do this? 890 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:46,809 How do we get out of this? 891 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:50,229 Just, uh, relax your dick and try to pull it out again. 892 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,734 Push them together. Walk together. Hold on. Hold on. 893 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,152 Okay. Okay. 894 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,987 And just, uh... 895 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:01,490 I have no idea what to fucking do. 896 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,451 You need to cut that fucker in the middle. 897 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,370 Hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein! 898 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,414 Get the fuck out! I'm gonna play golf! Go! 899 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,373 You turned on us! 900 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:11,542 Yes! Get the fuck out of here! Go! 901 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,835 Before I hit... You wanna... 902 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,670 - No, no, no, no, no, no! - Then go! 903 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,714 - Okay, okay, okay, okay! - Get the fuck outta here! 904 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,257 Okay, okay, okay, we're sorry! 905 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,591 Cocksuckers. 906 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,513 We'll go to a barber shop. They got scissors! 907 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,099 Sir, can you get our dicks out of this thing? 908 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:28,976 No! I don't want that shit! 909 00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:30,561 - Hey. - I promise you, my nigga! 910 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,272 - Hey. You know what... - Get the fuck out of here! 911 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,356 He's got a knife! 912 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,234 Get the fuck out! 913 00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,862 Help us! Help us! 914 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:41,447 Oh, shit! 915 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,615 Okay. Okay. 916 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,410 It's a Chinese finger trap. 917 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,292 Help! 918 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,794 Somebody just come this way! 919 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,547 - Help us! - Somebody help us! 920 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:01,049 Somebody, help! Oh, my God! Somebody! 921 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,093 Come this way, please! 922 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,762 - Would you... - I dunno what to do. 923 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:05,763 Okay. 924 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,306 It's do or die! 925 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,938 - We're free! We're free! - Anybody got any ice? 926 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,774 Can I borrow this water? 927 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:17,983 I drunk out of this one. 928 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,818 It don't even matter. I just wanna... 929 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,904 Well, it matters for... Oh, Lord! 930 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,865 It's really hard to concentrate on food 931 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,076 when your dick was just attached to another man's. 932 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,329 I don't know. I'm pretty hungry. 933 00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:32,372 All right, so you're about to see Maria. 934 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,958 Do you know what you're gonna say to her once you see her? 935 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,046 You know in the Boyz II Men video when the baritone dude breaks it down? 936 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:39,963 Yes. 937 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,840 And he's like, "Damn, girl. 938 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,093 Ooh, I would suck a�Skittle out of your bootyhole, girl." 939 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,763 - That's not in any of the songs. - It's similar. 940 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,598 - Question. - He was... 941 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:50,516 I have a question. 942 00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:53,560 Can my friend try something on you real quick? 943 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,271 - I just wanna see how you react to it. - Okay. 944 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,107 I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl. 945 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:00,192 Isn't that always the way? 946 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:04,071 Mm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, 947 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:09,034 "I love you. Let's make love under the sunset as..." 948 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:10,202 You can do better than that. 949 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,245 Let me make a suggestion. 950 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,162 Yeah? 951 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,665 Be more romantic and less sexual. At first. 952 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:15,582 Okay. 953 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:19,419 Let her know that the sun rises and sets in her beautiful face. 954 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,337 Okay. 955 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:21,588 Her eyes mesmerize you... 956 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,673 Ooh. 957 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,760 That's what I was saying to him before. That's the kind of stuff I was saying. 958 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,011 Don't go with sexual at first. 959 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:28,929 At first? 960 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,097 Let her make the first move. 961 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,351 One question. You keep saying "at first." When is the best time to, like... 962 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:37,145 You say all the nice stuff and be like, "Now, it's sexual." 963 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,939 Thirty minutes to an hour, at least. 964 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,440 So this still on the first meeting. 965 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,276 I'm a very sensual person, just not a slut. 966 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,569 Same. 967 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,238 I love sex, I've had sex with a lot of different... 968 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:48,323 Genders and genres... 969 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:49,491 Same. 970 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,285 Genders and genres? God damn. 971 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,289 # Thank you for being a friend�# 972 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,835 # Travel down the road and back again�# 973 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:06,049 # Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant # 974 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:12,681 # I'm not ashamed to say # 975 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:17,102 # I hope it always will stay this way�# 976 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:22,858 # My hat is off Won't you stand up and take a bow # 977 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,573 # And if you threw a party�# 978 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,285 # Invited everyone we knew�# 979 00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:34,995 Yeah, our battery died. 980 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:38,332 Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making some crazy noises. 981 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,125 All right, start revving it. 982 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,467 What did you do to my friend? 983 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,552 - I didn't do anything! - You okay? 984 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:54,389 - She revved the thing. I don't know. - You told me to do that. Don't play that. 985 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,682 Why did you do that? 986 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,894 You asked for a fucking jump. Don't play with me, motherfucker! 987 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,319 # If it's a car you lack # 988 00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:09,071 I'm coming to fuck y'all up! 989 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,997 # Whatever you need Any time of the day or night # 990 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,877 # I'm not ashamed to say...�# 991 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,003 This is good. 992 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,467 - Right here? - Yeah. 993 00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:34,972 Oh, it's starting. 994 00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:41,561 Help! 995 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,897 What happened? What happened? 996 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,357 I'm stuck! 997 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,068 I'm sinking. Shit! 998 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,152 Okay. Come here. 999 00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,116 Wait. Go get some butter. 1000 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,534 Butter me out this thing. 1001 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:00,664 Shit! 1002 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,418 Oh my God. 1003 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,378 Oh my God, what the fuck? 1004 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,177 # Thank you for being a friend # 1005 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,932 # Thank you for being a friend # 1006 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,046 Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here? 1007 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,172 I don't know them. 1008 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:52,966 Hey, brother, I'm looking for these dudes right here. 1009 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,427 They stole my car. Look at her. She beautiful. 1010 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:56,970 That's a colorful car, too. 1011 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,306 This is Bud right here. He's like this tall, 1012 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,850 real dark, real kind of chubby, look like a peanut. 1013 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,560 This dude right here, Chris, 1014 00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:06,438 got like a big nose, got that white boy nose but Black features. 1015 00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:07,355 All right. 1016 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:10,192 Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts. You know what I'm saying? 1017 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,027 Y'all see these niggas right here? 1018 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,237 They stole my car. I'ma kill these niggas. 1019 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,655 Just like that. 1020 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,158 Just like fucking that. 1021 00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:20,494 Uh-uh. Now don't tear up in here, now! 1022 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,456 That girl, she coulda came in here 1023 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,124 - and just started blazing. - Exactly. 1024 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,626 Look what she wrote. 1025 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:31,421 "They stole my car, and I want it back, or I will kill them both." 1026 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,800 That's called a terrorist threat. You'll get locked up for that. 1027 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:37,844 - You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD? - Snipes don't make music. 1028 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,888 He made the Blade soundtrack. 1029 00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:42,682 - No, he didn't. - Yeah! And he got that song... 1030 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,606 Where do you want to sit at? 1031 00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:51,608 - Is anybody sitting here? - No. 1032 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:52,859 No, okay. 1033 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,737 Crazy girl came in here and said she was gonna kill somebody. 1034 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,657 - Oh my God. - Isn't that them right there? 1035 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,700 Said she gonna kill 'em for stealing her car. 1036 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:02,953 What the fuck is that? 1037 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,040 Oh, fuck. 1038 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:10,252 That's... That's them! That's them! 1039 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,254 - I gotta get out of here. - Wait. 1040 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:14,131 Told you. That girl wanna kill 'em. 1041 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,675 - Who put this up? - It was... 1042 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,885 - What'd she look like? - About 5'5". 1043 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:20,720 African American. 1044 00:52:21,429 --> 00:52:22,973 Whiter than you. I mean... 1045 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,308 light color. 1046 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,560 That could be anybody. 1047 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,730 Y'all driving around in a hot pink car that say Bad Bitch. She gonna find y'all. 1048 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,983 I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that. 1049 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,944 That say Bad Bitch on the back? 1050 00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,320 She said you her brother. 1051 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:39,573 She said,�"That's Bud. I'm killing him first!" 1052 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:42,075 - I don't think she's serious. - Gotta get the fuck outta here. 1053 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,119 She's a killer. That girl a killer. 1054 00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:47,414 She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face. 1055 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:48,498 That bitch'll kill you! 1056 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,292 - Stay! Bud, stay! - Fuck you, man. 1057 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,252 Bud, please. We are almost to Maria, man. 1058 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,045 He's not a good friend, Bud. 1059 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,591 I told you, it's him! I don't forget nothing, baby. 1060 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,508 Eyes. 1061 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,010 Fuck you. We're staying here. 1062 00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:01,469 We gotta take the car back. 1063 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,888 - No, we do not. - Oh, shit! 1064 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,973 - What I told you? Did I not tell you? - Listen to me. 1065 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:08,101 We are so close. We are staying here. 1066 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:10,228 These people don't know what they're talking about. 1067 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:13,773 The hell? Y'all say I'm lying? You just missed her. 1068 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:14,941 She seemed angry? 1069 00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,776 Very angry! 1070 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,653 She's supposed to be in jail. 1071 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:20,280 Supposed to be in jail? 1072 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,116 She's supposed to be. That's why I don't know if it's her for sure. 1073 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,075 It's her. 1074 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,454 She said she gonna kill y'all, y'all stole her car. 1075 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,956 Don't come over here. Go. I don't wanna die with you. 1076 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,416 - No! - Go ahead off. 1077 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:32,751 No! 1078 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,502 Wait, I just need information! 1079 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,796 Get your ass from by me with your bullshit. 1080 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,923 Go ahead on, sir. 1081 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,758 I ain't gonna tell you shit. 1082 00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:41,176 Get your ass from by me. 1083 00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:43,803 Wait, wait, wait! Fuck! Bud! 1084 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,389 Fuck that! No, we got to take her car back now. 1085 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,225 - Get in the car. - We're so close to New York! 1086 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,976 - We're going back. - We're going to New York. 1087 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,353 - No. - Please! 1088 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,276 What the heck is happening? 1089 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,238 "I gotta take her car back." "I gotta take her car back." 1090 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,073 I said, "She's gonna kill you, nigga." 1091 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,909 Shit, I don't forget shit. I'm in security. 1092 00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:09,246 I went to school with the police. I don't forget shit. 1093 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:19,256 You see these dudes? They come up in here? I know they love chicken. 1094 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,298 You just missed them! 1095 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,383 Motherfuckers was here? 1096 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,676 I was about to call you. 1097 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,345 Did anybody see which way these motherfuckers went? 1098 00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:29,391 They went that way! They got in the car and went that way! 1099 00:54:29,474 --> 00:54:30,642 I'm gonna fuck these niggas up! 1100 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:31,559 Go get 'em, girl! 1101 00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:35,105 - Fuck those niggas up! - Go get 'em! Go get 'em! 1102 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:36,982 Bop bop! 1103 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:37,941 Oh, she's got a gun! 1104 00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:40,777 Oh shit! Let me get the fuck out of here! 1105 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:43,238 That's a staple gun! That's just a staple gun. 1106 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,572 Are you sure? 1107 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,742 Jackie, you talk too much! You talkin' too much. 1108 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:48,785 Shiiiiiiiit. 1109 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,079 How the fuck did she get out of jail? 1110 00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,665 We'll figure it out later. We gotta get to Maria! Please! 1111 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,709 No. We're going back to Florida right now. 1112 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,794 Trina's on our ass, and I can't do this shit. 1113 00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,462 - We gotta take the car back. - Bud! 1114 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,381 Stop living your life in fear of your sister! 1115 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,508 You know how crazy Trina is. Gonna fucking kill us. 1116 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,760 You need to stand up to your sister for once. 1117 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:06,928 We're going back to Florida. 1118 00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,096 - We're going to New York. - No! 1119 00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,931 Come on, I've gotta see Maria! 1120 00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:20,984 Oh my God! 1121 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,403 Are you good? You all right? 1122 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:25,655 Oh, shit. 1123 00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,535 - You all right? - Shit. 1124 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:36,916 Y'all okay? Should I call 911? 1125 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,168 Fuckin' asshole. 1126 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,422 Uh... 1127 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,174 - Sit down. Sit down. - Uh... 1128 00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,592 Let's sit down. 1129 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,135 We gotta get to New York. 1130 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:49,262 - Let's sit down. - We're never getting to New York now. 1131 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,389 - Sit down. - What the fuck you did? 1132 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,017 Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it. 1133 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:57,479 We can get back on the road and we get to New York. 1134 00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:58,396 New York? 1135 00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:03,651 You know something, man? You ain't a real friend. 1136 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,279 Real friends wouldn't do shit like this. 1137 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,615 You a idiot, man. I'm done. 1138 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,033 - You bitch. - I'm done with you. 1139 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:12,619 - Get the fuck away from me. - Hey, man. Come on, bro. 1140 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,330 - Chill out. Take a seat, man. - Yeah, take a seat,�Bud. 1141 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,332 - You take a seat as well. - Listen to him. 1142 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,751 - Y'all need to talk this shit out. - Listen to him! 1143 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,252 Listen, you shut the fuck up. 1144 00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,880 That's my sister's car! I told you this was gonna happen. 1145 00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,006 You ain't listen. 1146 00:56:26,007 --> 00:56:27,967 If we wait here for the police, we going to jail! 1147 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,511 - No! - That's a stolen car! 1148 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:31,930 Oh, what? 1149 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,141 All I'm gonna tell y'all is don't mention that shit. 1150 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,684 That's all I'm gonna say. 1151 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:37,769 They'll fucking nail you. 1152 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:39,729 Just don't even tell them that shit. 1153 00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:41,398 Hey, hey. 1154 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:45,360 Hey, man. Keep your... Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out,�bro. 1155 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:47,153 - Fucking kick you in the face. - Hey! 1156 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,613 What are you gonna do about it? 1157 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:51,032 That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser. 1158 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,867 All you do is make stupid-ass decisions. 1159 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,453 Hey, man, he got a concussion. He don't know what he's thinking. 1160 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:57,664 He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks! 1161 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:00,417 He probably is, but right now is not the time for that. 1162 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,793 - I'm done with you! - Chill out. 1163 00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:04,796 - Look at that shit. Look at it. - It's your fault. 1164 00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:06,631 It is fucked up. You need to look at that. 1165 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:11,970 Shit, man! 1166 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,222 - This is all your fuckin' fault! - Fuck you! 1167 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:16,641 We gotta get back before this car blows up. 1168 00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,351 It don't matter whose fault it is. 1169 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,312 It's his fault for being a pussy and not standing up to his sister! 1170 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,273 Listen, that don't even matter right now, 1171 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,567 because that car explodes, we all dead, so let's get away. 1172 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:27,068 - Y'all can talk later. - I'm done. 1173 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,945 - Let's go. You are done. - I'm done! I'm done! 1174 00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:30,655 I'm done with you too! 1175 00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:32,991 Yeah, exactly, walk away. 1176 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,577 I'll get to New York on my own! 1177 00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:38,496 I don't need any of you! Stupid fucking car. 1178 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,206 Hey! Watch out for that gas, man! 1179 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,500 Listen, you gonna walk to your death if that... 1180 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:43,793 You know what, man... 1181 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,921 I don't need him. I don't need anybody. 1182 00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,174 I'll get to New York on my own. 1183 00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:51,885 Yeah, on my own! 1184 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:58,266 What about you, Lexus? 1185 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,476 Going to New York? 1186 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,144 Come on! 1187 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,236 All you do is think about yourself, man. 1188 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,744 Bud? 1189 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,580 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1190 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:24,292 - What? - I thought you were Bud, with the glasses. 1191 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,921 You look like my best friend, Bud, and I miss him. 1192 00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:29,255 All right, sir. 1193 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,258 Bud? Oh. 1194 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,636 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1195 00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:36,095 I miss him. 1196 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,937 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1197 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:44,854 Sup, bro? 1198 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:47,607 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1199 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,567 Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays. 1200 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:50,568 Yeah. 1201 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:53,571 Bud! 1202 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,248 What wars are going on now? 1203 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:04,207 - What wars? - Yeah. 1204 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:06,626 We still got conflict in, of course, the Middle East. 1205 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,671 I just want to go over there because... 1206 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,423 I just wanna die. 1207 00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:17,178 - What's going on to make you say that? - I lost my best friend. 1208 00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:20,181 We got in a huge falling-out kind of fight. 1209 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,394 I'll go over to Afghanistan or Iraq, 1210 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:27,522 stand on the front lines, and then just bombs away. 1211 00:59:27,605 --> 00:59:29,399 I understand you're going through a hard time, 1212 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:31,192 but that's strong words saying you wanna die. 1213 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:35,947 I'll go to Vietnam or whatever, and I'll just get shot by everybody. 1214 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:37,657 I'll suck your dick if you kill me. 1215 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,201 - Get it together.�Get it together. - Please. 1216 00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:41,744 Get it together. 1217 00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:44,831 Right now you're acting like a danger to yourself and to others. 1218 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,046 Please stop. Stop. 1219 00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,340 You're okay, all right? 1220 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:58,845 Look, you're in a bad place�right now. You've talked to me for five minutes, 1221 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,514 and you offered to suck my dick to kill you. 1222 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,182 - Yeah. - You know that's not right. 1223 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,934 - Right. - I get it, bro. 1224 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,853 - I've been in a bad place before. - Yeah. 1225 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,980 - You know, everybody has. - Yeah. 1226 01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:10,648 You just gotta get it together. 1227 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,109 Talk to your buddy, apologize, and you'll be fine. 1228 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:16,112 - Tell him how you feel, that you're sorry. - Yeah. 1229 01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:17,447 If he's really your friend, 1230 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:19,991 if you guys have been friends for as long as you have, 1231 01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:21,075 he's gonna forgive you. 1232 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,118 Yeah! God! 1233 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:23,786 Dude! 1234 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:28,750 Can I hug you? Let's bring it in, brother! Thank you! 1235 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:31,085 I was kinda, like, out of it, man! 1236 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,047 Really, you brought me back. You brought me back. 1237 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,383 - Sir, I salute you. - You too, sir. 1238 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:38,676 And I salute your shorts. 1239 01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:41,971 - Have a good day. - Yeah! I'm gonna... 1240 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,098 Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon. 1241 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,267 - Gotta go. - I should go. Thank you! Thank you! 1242 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:23,221 Stop the... 1243 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,516 Stop the bus! Wait! 1244 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:29,727 Stop the fucking bus! 1245 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,771 Man, stop the bus. Stop the bus! 1246 01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:33,856 Can I just... Hold that bus! 1247 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,608 Please! Please! 1248 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,527 Oh my God. I'm so sorry, thank you! 1249 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,196 Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. 1250 01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:43,950 I need to talk to my best friend. I can't let you guys go any further. 1251 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,412 Bud. 1252 01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:48,871 Please. 1253 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,291 For the first time in my life, let me apologize. 1254 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,420 I am so, so, sorry, man. I'm shit. 1255 01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,380 I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole. 1256 01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:59,132 - Okay. - Miss, I'm an asshole. 1257 01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,968 I suck shit out of assholes. 1258 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:04,178 That's what I am. I'm lower than that. 1259 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,763 And I'm sorry, man. 1260 01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,349 I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car. 1261 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,810 I'm sorry I took advantage of you. 1262 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:14,939 And I know you probably never wanna talk to me for the rest of your life, 1263 01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:20,069 but just know that this trip has been the adventure of a lifetime, 1264 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,573 and I'm so grateful I had you by my side, 1265 01:02:23,656 --> 01:02:25,742 and you're the best friend a guy could ask for. 1266 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:27,452 Aw. 1267 01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:32,790 So you think you could just chase a bus down, 1268 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:37,253 bang on the windows, jump on here, and just apologize like that, 1269 01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:40,631 and I'd just forgive you, and everything's all good? Huh? 1270 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:43,259 - I... I don't know. - You thought that was gonna work? 1271 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,012 - I... - Well, guess what. 1272 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,224 It did. 1273 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:52,769 That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me. 1274 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:54,937 Look man, you're my best friend, bro. 1275 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:57,398 Aw. So sweet! 1276 01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,026 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1277 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:03,237 Look, if you wanna still make this trip to New York, I'm down. 1278 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,699 Don't fuck with me. I'm really vulnerable right now. 1279 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,993 - Are you being serious? - Forget my sister. 1280 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,745 Yes, you are going to see Maria. 1281 01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:12,371 Yes! 1282 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:14,373 New York City, here we come, baby! 1283 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,629 Yes! 1284 01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,589 We're going to New�York! Yes! 1285 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,800 Yes! I'm coming for you! Let's go! 1286 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:26,135 Can I give you a hug? I love you, man. 1287 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:27,970 I don't know you, but I love you, man! 1288 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,515 Let's go! Take this bus to New York! 1289 01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:32,475 It, um... No! 1290 01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:35,478 - Get the fuck off. - That was the craziest shit ever. 1291 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:39,732 # Gravy # 1292 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,026 # Hey, hey, hey, hey # 1293 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:45,905 # Hey, gravy train, nature boy Ric Flair, pop sh** # 1294 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:49,200 # Think I'm Randy Savage When I hit you with that drop kick... # 1295 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,285 Dude, this is awesome. 1296 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,038 Wow. 1297 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:58,960 Wow. 1298 01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,086 We made it, man. 1299 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:03,923 Damn it, I left Maria's business card in the car. 1300 01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,675 - Seriously? - Damn it. 1301 01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:08,344 Uh, you know where the galleries are? 1302 01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:10,221 - That way. - That way?�Thank you. 1303 01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:12,473 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, shit! Sorry. 1304 01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:14,976 Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is? 1305 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,521 - I have no idea. - Maria Li? She's, like, half-Chinese. 1306 01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:19,772 I have no idea who that is. 1307 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,775 She's really sweet. She stuck up for me in high school. 1308 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:26,112 She's probably the hottest girl in New York City. You gotta know who she is. 1309 01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:29,156 - I don't... I don't really know, uh... - You're not from here? 1310 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:35,663 Oh, I'm about to get these motherfuckers. 1311 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,668 Mm-mm-mm... 1312 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:49,552 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa. 1313 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,887 There it is, right there! 1314 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,516 That's where your girl at, brother! 1315 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,810 I'm freaking out. I can't feel my throat, 1316 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,313 and my hands are disconnected from my body... 1317 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,315 - Chris, calm... calm down. Calm down. - Yeah. 1318 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,985 Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man? What you gonna do? 1319 01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:08,946 You're gonna go in there, be yourself, talk how you always talk, 1320 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:12,617 and she's gonna fall in love with you. You got this. Go get your girl! 1321 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,119 Okay. I got this. Thank you, Bud. 1322 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:17,163 Believe in yourself! 1323 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,290 Put some ChapStick on. 1324 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:23,336 I got this. I got this, I got this, I got this. 1325 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:26,589 You got your wristband? 1326 01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,716 - No. Uh, wristband? - Yeah. 1327 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,844 - Maria just invited me from�Florida. - That's crazy. 1328 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,971 Don't have a wristband on you, I don't have your name. 1329 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,765 - I don't need a wristband. I just... - You do. 1330 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:38,726 You don't know what I've been through to get here. Can't be stopping me. 1331 01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:42,021 You gotta let me in. Please. Please. 1332 01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:44,565 - No. No. - Please let me in, sir. 1333 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:47,151 - Take a walk, sir. - Please. You have to let me in. 1334 01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:49,153 - You're not on my list, sir. - Okay, okay, okay. 1335 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,408 Come on! Come on, man! 1336 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,120 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 1337 01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,789 I just got two dollars. 1338 01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:01,374 - Go that way. - And, uh... 1339 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,834 - I got some Lincolns. - Put your money away. 1340 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,711 - Looks like one... - Pick up your pennies. 1341 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,672 Two, four... 1342 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:10,174 Man! Chill out, chill out, chill out. 1343 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:12,802 The woman I love is in there. Do you understand? 1344 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:13,719 Gonna be all right. 1345 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,346 - Have you ever been in love? - Yeah. 1346 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:18,432 - So you know what I'm going through. - That's not the way you do it. 1347 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,726 I sacrificed everything, my job, my money. 1348 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,187 I gave this guy the last two dollars and five cents. 1349 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:26,023 No. You need to find another way to talk to that lady. 1350 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,484 I'm telling you, man, from the bottom of my heart, 1351 01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:32,154 I've been waiting since I was a kid to tell her how I feel. 1352 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,033 So if you've ever been in love, you will let me through that door. 1353 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,955 Can't believe I'm doing this. 1354 01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:42,081 You're letting me in? 1355 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:44,750 Yes! Thank you, man! 1356 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,003 Yes, thank you! 1357 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,880 This is amazing, man! I owe you my life, dude! 1358 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:50,798 Go inside. 1359 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:53,009 Wow. 1360 01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:10,860 Hi, you guys! 1361 01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:14,196 We wanna let you know there's an artist speaking at 3:45. 1362 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,114 - Okay. - Okay. 1363 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:17,742 - If you're able to stay, that'd be great. - Awesome. 1364 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:18,993 Yeah. Five, six, seven, eight... 1365 01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:23,497 Thank you guys so much for coming today. This is our second group show. 1366 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,876 Some of these artists sell at auction for millions of dollars, 1367 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,545 so we're very excited to have their work here today. 1368 01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:31,464 We really wanna hear what you guys think 1369 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,841 about this particular collection of artists 1370 01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:38,387 and of course Anthony's work, which is unbelievable. 1371 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:41,223 I don't think you ever show anywhere. 1372 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,270 ...you can't speak, 'cause you know some of my work. 1373 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,105 Well, I think it's a... 1374 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,149 - Hi! - Hey, Maria. 1375 01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:51,609 - Oh my God. - Sorry. 1376 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,235 - Hi. - Hi. 1377 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,196 - What are you doing here? - How are you doing? 1378 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:57,907 - Do you wanna just talk for a second? - Yeah. 1379 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,034 Sorry, guys. Anthony is... 1380 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,620 He can tell you all about his... his experience. 1381 01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:05,122 - Sorry, I didn't know you were working. - Of course. 1382 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:07,124 This is such a nice surprise. 1383 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,042 Uh... 1384 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,002 Maria, I, um... 1385 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:14,965 I don't quite know the words to use right now. 1386 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:18,427 Uh... So I'm just gonna speak from the heart. 1387 01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:19,804 Okay. 1388 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:23,307 Maria, when you walked in my work the other day, 1389 01:08:23,390 --> 01:08:24,975 I felt something special, 1390 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:29,271 and I knew right then and there that I would stop at nothing 1391 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:30,981 to be able to see you again. 1392 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,984 And, uh... trust me, 1393 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,569 this trip was not easy. 1394 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,780 I went through hell and high water to get here. 1395 01:08:37,863 --> 01:08:41,534 I experienced emotional and physical traumas I may... 1396 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,661 never recover from. 1397 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:46,038 But I would do it a million times over 1398 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,124 just to be able to tell you... 1399 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,584 Oh, uh... 1400 01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,671 Maria Li, I am crazy about you, 1401 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:57,842 and I want to start a new life with you. 1402 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:01,554 Chris! 1403 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,680 Oh my God. 1404 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,265 That is... 1405 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:07,143 - Thank you... - Yeah. 1406 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,060 ...for that. 1407 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,437 But no. 1408 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,606 No. 1409 01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:14,942 That's... 1410 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,318 That's crazy. 1411 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:22,199 This is just kind of out of left-field, and I'm at work, and... 1412 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,618 - Yeah. - We don't really know each other. 1413 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:29,248 Listen, is it okay if... if... if we're just friends? 1414 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,208 - Uh... - Um... 1415 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,094 Oh my God. 1416 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:44,972 Motherfucker. 1417 01:09:45,055 --> 01:09:46,849 Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait! 1418 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:48,642 - Hey, Trina, whoa! - Piece of shit! 1419 01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:51,937 Jesus! Stop! 1420 01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:54,815 Stop! Stop! 1421 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,944 - Please help me! - Bitch! 1422 01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:02,031 Where you running to? Where you running to, punk? 1423 01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:07,286 Gosh! 1424 01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,205 No, no, no. No! 1425 01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,122 Please! 1426 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,459 Go! Call for help! 1427 01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:17,171 - Oh! - Stop, enough! 1428 01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:20,925 Everybody, I need you to move out of the way! 1429 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,927 You lyin' skinny ho! 1430 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,222 Oh, fuck! 1431 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,015 Shit! Shit, shit, shit! 1432 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:30,476 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1433 01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,566 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Oh! 1434 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,235 No, no, no! No, no! 1435 01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:40,194 Oh, look... 1436 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:41,737 - Where's Bud? - Trina! 1437 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,948 You destroyed my car. Now I'm gonna destroy you! 1438 01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:49,411 You better tell me where the fuck Bud is! 1439 01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:54,250 - Shut the fuck up! - Oh my God! 1440 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,710 Oh my God! 1441 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:59,546 Help! Help, help! 1442 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,716 Where the fuck is Bud? 1443 01:11:03,717 --> 01:11:06,512 The fuck y'all looking at? Mind your goddamn business! 1444 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:09,431 Oh my God, somebody needs to help him! 1445 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,100 How can I help him? 1446 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,726 Go stand under the damn thing! 1447 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,561 - I can't stand under him! - Please! 1448 01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:18,857 - Talk her out of killing me! - No, I'm gonna let your bitchass go! 1449 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:22,319 - Ma'am! Please pull him up! - No, I'm gonna drop his ass! 1450 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:25,656 Help me! The cops won't get here in time! 1451 01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:27,658 What the hell you do to her? 1452 01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,494 You better scale your ass back up that wall! 1453 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:31,787 What? 1454 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,330 That nigga ain't worth it! 1455 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,041 - I'm from where you from. - You ain't from where I'm from. 1456 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,585 - Beating his ass ain't worth it! - I'm from the streets! 1457 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:41,505 If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that! 1458 01:11:41,588 --> 01:11:44,300 People from the street don't hang people from roofs. 1459 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:47,636 Can somebody else chime in too and give advice? 1460 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,639 No, don't... don't let it happen. I know you got children, 1461 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,266 you got a family that loves you. 1462 01:11:52,349 --> 01:11:53,976 I ain't got no goddamn kids. 1463 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,728 You got a family that loves you, though. 1464 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,397 My family don't love me. My family stole my shit. 1465 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,399 There's somebody that loves you. 1466 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,444 You better pray for this nigga 'cause I'm about to drop his ass. 1467 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,448 Lord, help us, help us right now. Lord help us. Please, Jesus, help us. 1468 01:12:07,531 --> 01:12:10,075 - No, no, no. - Help, baby, please. 1469 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,201 Put him down! 1470 01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:12,953 Bud! Is that you? 1471 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,330 Yeah, it's me, friend. 1472 01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,832 - Trina, you heard me. I said put him down! - What? 1473 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,251 - What the fuck did you just say to me? - You heard me. 1474 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,045 Kill me first, Trina. 1475 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:22,546 Bud's my brother. 1476 01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:25,549 I don't want to see him die. 1477 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,969 Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus. 1478 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,513 What, you got some courage today? 1479 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,099 You looking at a new Bud Malone. 1480 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:36,185 That's right, this trip made me better! 1481 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:39,146 Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more. 1482 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,482 Well, you smell like shit! 1483 01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:43,275 That may be true. 1484 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,071 That's for a lot of reasons I don't feel like talking about now, 1485 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,490 but goddammit, I'm not scared of you. 1486 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,909 Fuck you think you talking to, huh? 1487 01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,660 You gonna die today. 1488 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:55,829 Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker. 1489 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,081 I'm gonna live! 1490 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,210 You've bullied me, you've picked on me, and I'm done with it. 1491 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:03,962 You might be saying hi to Grandma, and not me. 1492 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,464 - What? - That's right! 1493 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,133 - You think you gonna fuck me up? - I'm gonna try! 1494 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,676 - Really, bitch? - Really! 1495 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,637 - Okay then. - Okay then. 1496 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:12,805 Let's go. 1497 01:13:15,599 --> 01:13:17,935 Give me some love, nigga. I'm so proud of you! 1498 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,479 I am proud of you. 1499 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:25,150 You been acting like a bitch for years! You finally stood up for yourself. 1500 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:28,320 I know I was hard on you growing you up, you know? 1501 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,155 It was hard for me to grow you. 1502 01:13:30,864 --> 01:13:33,534 But that's only 'cause I didn't want you to be no punk, man. 1503 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,035 Look at you. 1504 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,203 It fucking worked. 1505 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:38,872 I guess it did. 1506 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:44,044 - Look at me, I'm a tough guy. - You a tough guy now. 1507 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:46,588 - I stood up to you. That's crazy. - You stood up to me. 1508 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,298 - And I forgive you, man. - Thank you. 1509 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:49,675 I didn't think you would. 1510 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,968 That's it. 1511 01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:54,763 What the hell was that for? 1512 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,348 You did steal my car. 1513 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,977 - Yeah, that's fair. - All right, bro. 1514 01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,479 I'm proud of you, man. 1515 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,106 I'm real proud of you. 1516 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:06,608 I'll catch you in the wind, nigga. 1517 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:10,654 I wasn't ready for this. I was ready to eat. 1518 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:14,450 I wasn't ready to be Samuel L. Jackson in The Negotiator. 1519 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:22,749 Hey, Maria. 1520 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:28,297 I realize, in hindsight, this was all a little crazy. 1521 01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:31,967 And I was bummed out 'cause I thought we were soul mates, 1522 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,636 but it turns out that I do have a soul mate. 1523 01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:36,722 My best friend, Bud. 1524 01:14:37,347 --> 01:14:39,349 Like, the guy saved my life. 1525 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,604 - So anyway, I mulled it over... - Get the fuck out of here! 1526 01:14:43,687 --> 01:14:44,938 Get out! 1527 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,149 Look at my gallery! 1528 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,401 Look at what you did! 1529 01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,445 - Assholes! - Let's go! 1530 01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,071 Get the fuck outta here! 1531 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,907 - Let's go. - Now! 1532 01:14:55,407 --> 01:14:56,867 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, okay. 1533 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,952 - Get the fuck out! - All right. 1534 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:07,669 It's okay. 1535 01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:08,962 Thank you. 1536 01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:11,048 Cry, that's what you need. 1537 01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:11,965 Thank you. 1538 01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,258 Cry, and it's fine. 1539 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,677 When you cry, you feel better. 1540 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:20,140 I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip. 1541 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,935 I'm about to do so much. I'm about to do it big, now. Know what I mean? 1542 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:25,854 I'm gonna dress better. Can't keep wearing these big ass jeans. 1543 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:28,440 Bud, I owe you, man. 1544 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:32,444 No, honestly, you do so much for me. It's time I do something nice for you, 1545 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,031 and I think I figured out a way to finally make your dreams come true. 1546 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,728 Wow, I can't believe this, man. This is great! 1547 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,605 My dream finally came true, huh? 1548 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:11,108 - Is this gonna work, though? I mean... - I think, so far so good. 1549 01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,235 Yeah? What do I do? Should I just... 1550 01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:16,196 We just gotta have fun, blend in. Change your voice a bit if you can. 1551 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,406 - Okay. - Let's do it. 1552 01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:19,408 - Gonna think white thoughts. - Think white thoughts. 1553 01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:21,785 Think white thoughts. 1554 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,288 Hi. 1555 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:27,749 Uh, I'm going to yoga and, uh, golf later. 1556 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:29,126 Yeah? 1557 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:32,838 And, uh, I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly, 1558 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,507 uh, do a TED Talk later. 1559 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,550 - Cool. - Great. 1560 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,177 - How you doing? - Good, how are you? 1561 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:41,305 I just got my lips done. 1562 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:43,056 I think you look beautiful tonight. 1563 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,057 Mmm. 1564 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,435 Do you know if, uh, Dow Jones is here? 1565 01:16:46,893 --> 01:16:50,314 Mmm. 1566 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:51,648 Get your own, okay? 1567 01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,483 Let's Lady and the Tramp it. 1568 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,903 I'm looking for a sugar daddy. 1569 01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:58,113 I'm not interested. 1570 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,700 Dude, I got to hand it to you, man. White Chicks totally works in real life. 1571 01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:03,869 I think we found our third link. 1572 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,704 - I'm Kitty. - Kitty! 1573 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,956 To Kitty! Meow meow. 1574 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,374 Are you a white chick? 1575 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,130 - I was penetrated by a gorilla. - Oh! 1576 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,633 Isn't this party fun? 1577 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,343 Being all different types of... 1578 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:20,594 What the hell, dude? 1579 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:21,887 Mm-hmm. 1580 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:23,388 Trina, is that you? 1581 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:26,933 - What up? - Oh! Yeah, Trina! 1582 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,687 Since I'm on the run, I figured I might as well go with this look, 1583 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:31,855 take it down to Mexico, 1584 01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,940 and start life all over again as a white man. 1585 01:17:34,024 --> 01:17:37,194 - How's it feel so far, being a white man? - Cooler than a motherfucker. 1586 01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:39,863 I'm living my best motherfucking life. You know what I'm saying? 1587 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,325 I got to walk right in this motherfucker. Didn't nobody stop me from shit. 1588 01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:44,534 Let me grab your pussy. 1589 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,247 Yeah. I'm sick of this boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit. 1590 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:50,749 - I'll be back. - Okay. 1591 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:54,378 - Anybody tell you you look like a turtle? - Whatever. 1592 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,425 Hey, I need you to leave. 1593 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:03,261 I need you to get the fuck out of here. 1594 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,846 Cut this music off. 1595 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:07,015 Go. 1596 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,018 I said get the fuck off the stage. This is my party. 1597 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,646 All right, come on, bitches. Let's do this! 1598 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:16,149 Oh, yeah! 1599 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:18,443 - We gotta do it, man! - # Ungh # 1600 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:21,113 I hope these motherfuckers ready! Turn it up! 1601 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,448 # Y'all gon' make me lose my mind�# 1602 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,701 # Up in here, up in here�# 1603 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,744 # Y'all�gon' make me go all out�# 1604 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,539 # Up in here, up in here�# 1605 01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:33,083 # Y'all�gon' make me act a fool�# 1606 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,335 # Up in here, up in here!�# 1607 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:37,587 # Y'all�gon' make me lose my cool�# 1608 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,756 # Up in here, up in here... # 1609 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,633 Go! Go! Go! 1610 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:44,886 - Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1611 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:48,223 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1612 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:50,809 Here we go, nigga! 1613 01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:53,520 Nigga, nigga, nigga! Come on, nigga! 1614 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:01,403 # Y'all gon' make me lose my mind # 1615 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,864 # Up in here, up in here... # 1616 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,199 Get off me! 1617 01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:09,703 Motherfuckers! 1618 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:18,545 Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera. 1619 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:24,301 Are you fucking kidding me? I thought I needed to help somebody! 1620 01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:27,888 See that box right there? There's a camera guy in there. 1621 01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:30,807 - Your throw up is nasty, man. - Yeah, it's gross. 1622 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:32,726 Hey, Adam, Adam. Wave to the people, Adam. 1623 01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:34,102 Wave to them. Say hi. 1624 01:19:35,812 --> 01:19:38,190 You were gonna... My God! 1625 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,901 You guys know you wrong for that, seriously. 1626 01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:43,236 Man, y'all is playing! This the worst! 1627 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,782 Hold onto that. Hold that for our camera right there. 1628 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:51,745 Oh my God! I still don't see it. 1629 01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:53,789 What did you think was up with the vacuum? 1630 01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,916 I was like, "Oh shit!" 1631 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:58,502 - Here's your... - I got pranked! 1632 01:19:58,585 --> 01:19:59,878 Oh God. 1633 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:00,796 Scalpel. 1634 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,839 How many fingers can you fit in there? 1635 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,592 - I think we gotta go in the hole... - Get the fuck out. 1636 01:20:05,675 --> 01:20:07,511 No, you gotta knot it up and put it in. 1637 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:09,262 I trust you, but I do not trust him. 1638 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,472 Sorry, man. 1639 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:13,934 Five second rule, right? 1640 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,228 What about driving like this? 1641 01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:23,193 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 1642 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:24,778 And action. 1643 01:20:25,862 --> 01:20:27,364 What the fuck? 1644 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:30,700 That was amazing. 1645 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,119 He's like, "I'm a plumber." 1646 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:36,414 Whoa! 1647 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,624 - Shit! - Who are you? 1648 01:20:37,707 --> 01:20:38,708 What the fuck? 1649 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,753 What time is it?�What time is it? 1650 01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:44,381 Oh! 1651 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,467 What the hell? 1652 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:50,011 I need my clothes. I'm late for work. Excuse me! Excuse me! 1653 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:52,305 What the fuck is going on right now? 1654 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:53,348 Hey! 1655 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,607 Stop! Stop! 1656 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,318 All right, Eric. Let's, uh, test the rig. 1657 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,279 Yeah, squeeze it. 1658 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:10,073 The safe word is popcorn, right, if somebody attacks me? 1659 01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:13,410 Uh, excuse me, where's the bathroom? 1660 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:16,746 Oh, God. I thought that was the urinal. 1661 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:19,749 I will tell you something right now. I don't care where you piss, 1662 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,586 but get away from me, okay? 'Cause I don't want to smell your piss. 1663 01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:25,422 I'll shower and play pool with you if you want. 1664 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:28,341 I guess you don't understand. 1665 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,970 Okay. All right. Goosebumps or whatever... 1666 01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,471 Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn! 1667 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:43,273 You got, like, the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life. 1668 01:21:43,356 --> 01:21:45,817 You just look like an artist that never sells his paintings. 1669 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:46,735 I love it. 1670 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,989 Just keep all that art to yourself. Don't make a dime. 1671 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,116 Your girlfriend left 'cause you don't pay rent 1672 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:55,285 because you won't sell any of your pieces. 1673 01:21:55,785 --> 01:21:57,829 That's the beard you've got. You look amazing. 1674 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,372 That's so specific. 1675 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,417 - Hey, I'm Chris Carey. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 1676 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,754 A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud. 1677 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,298 - To the birthday boy! - What are you doing? 1678 01:22:08,381 --> 01:22:10,342 - Do you guys wanna hit this? - I do not, thank you. 1679 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:13,261 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1680 01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:20,602 You're in a movie! 1681 01:22:20,685 --> 01:22:22,020 What were you thinking? 1682 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,772 I was thinking somebody was coming after him, 1683 01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:25,315 and they was gonna come after me. 1684 01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:27,359 I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table." 1685 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,781 I'm, uh, just a typical white chick. 1686 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:36,493 Got the number and name of a honky-tonk bar. 1687 01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:39,079 You scared the shit out of me, dude. 1688 01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:41,623 Make sure it reads as, like, face-fucking. 1689 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:42,791 Yeah. 1690 01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,168 And Adam, look around to me. Like, whip your head around. 1691 01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:47,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. 1692 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,550 Yeah, just, like, fuck his face while you're making eye contact. Like... 1693 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,178 Like, you're just, like... Like, "Who's next?" 1694 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,480 I had no idea you all was shooting a movie! 1695 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:09,609 I ought to beat your butt! Oh my God! 1696 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:10,944 Hey, man. You're a hero. 1697 01:23:11,027 --> 01:23:13,279 I was just trying to make sure everything was... 1698 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,364 You're a goddamned hero. 1699 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:16,700 Thanks for doing the movie, buddy. 1700 01:23:16,783 --> 01:23:19,786 They should probably put a towel over this when we ain't filming. 1701 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,162 It's a buddy film. 1702 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,331 - Thank you, folks! - Hey! 1703 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,334 - Hey, girl, you were so good! - Thank you. 1704 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:29,838 - You're an angel! - I didn't know what to do! 1705 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,381 You was doing a good job! 1706 01:23:31,464 --> 01:23:34,175 But y'all just standing there. Y'all wasn't�tryin' to help or nothin'! 1707 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,678 Y'all scared as hell. Y'all just standing there like... 1708 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:38,930 I know. 1709 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,099 - You ain't right! - You ain't right. 1710 01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,810 You were gonna let me kill this Black man! 1711 01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:46,354 I always wanted to talk to her, you know... 1712 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,440 Oh my God! Oh shit! 1713 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:50,108 What the fuck! 1714 01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:51,943 What the fuck! 1715 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,737 What happened? 1716 01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:56,740 What in the fuck happened? 1717 01:23:57,490 --> 01:23:58,450 What did you do? 1718 01:23:58,533 --> 01:23:59,451 You're naked, man. 1719 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,952 Hey, Craig! 1720 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,328 Selling it, woman! 1721 01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,622 You're selling it! 1722 01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:06,583 That is awesome! 1723 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,877 That blew my�mind. 1724 01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:12,088 Car's out there. 1725 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:14,632 Good job, guys! 1726 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:17,927 I just saw this girl, like, snatch a door off a cop car. 1727 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,972 And I was wondering, like, "She strong!" 1728 01:24:21,973 --> 01:24:24,684 That's wrong. You better get my good side, too. 1729 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:28,730 Did you think I was just, like... Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic? 1730 01:24:28,813 --> 01:24:31,858 I thought you were fucked up! 1731 01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:32,776 Three. 1732 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,322 Four.