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"Let's go, go ... Hurry man!!"

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"Was that the tyre!!? - No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!!"

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Start the car!

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"Hurry up ... move, move!"

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It's not starting. Push the car.

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Hang on ...there we go!

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What's happening? Who's he? Who are you?

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I'm just a simple man. Please save me!

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Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know.

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"Dude, is this some mafia nonsense? I'll get screwed along with you!"

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See that jeep behind us - please go in that!

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Is that him?

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Oh god!

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"Dear lord! Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer?"

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Gayatri mantra? - I don't.

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"Dude, sing any hymn you know!"

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Now I lay me down to sleep...

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We're dead meat!

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"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take..."

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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

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Go away! Don't follow me! You'll get me killed.

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Shoo! - Stop!

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Shoo! Get lost! - Please buddy!

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"I'm outta here! - Please, Sir!"

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Whoa! You again? Buzz off!

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"Please..., Taxi! Please... Don't leave me, Taxi."

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"Quick, call the cops!"

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"Good morning, Sire."

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Welcome. Some tea?

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Here...

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"How's life, Ghanshyam?"

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You? Here?

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Call your wife. Tell her you've been kidnapped.

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Two million - cash. Got it?

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But...

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You borrowed money; you didn't return it on time.

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"Circuit, I'd said "point the gun", not "shoot all over Mumbai!!"

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Chill out bro!

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They're fake bullets... they just sting!

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"Hey, Flo Jo, at this range even a fake bullet can do the job! What?"

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Who are you people?

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We're social workers. `Loan-default Prevention Specialists'.

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You owe him 2 million: Pay up. Go home.

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"But Manilal, you know I paid your Bro.. in time."

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My Bro.. swindled half the city and fled to Dubai.

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I don't care what deal you guys had - I want my money.

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But it was you who asked me to pay him!!

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I don't care! I want my money back.

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Hang on... You paid back his Bro..?

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Yes. Ask him. - What does he care...?

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Quiet!

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"Dude, you made a big mistake."

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"Ghanshyam, go home."

55
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"And you, call your wife. - But... why?"

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"Hey, don't fuse my circuit or..."

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you'll be riding home in three different bags!

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"Tell your woman to send 1 million, because you've been kidnapped."

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Why one million?!

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Because you were dishonest.

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"My father says, "Don't be dishonest, and don't tolerate dishonesty."

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"Now, call your wife!"

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Grab him. - Yes Bro...

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Quiet!

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"Telegram for Murli Prasad Sharma! - Open it, quick!"

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When?

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"The evening train, Bro... - Damn! We're screwed!"

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"Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!!"

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"The boss's old man is coming, by the 5 o'clock train..."

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What?! - But he always comes in July...?

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Fool! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever.

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The Boss's dad is coming! 5 o'clock!

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"C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time!"

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"You're still a rookie, child."

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Sorry...Forgive me... It was on the floor...

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I was returning it... I'm not a pickpocket.

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Bloody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him!

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See how they're beating the poor thing.

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What are you doing? Make way!

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What are you doing? Leave him! Why are you beating him?

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"He stole from me, why are all of you getting excited?"

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I will beat this man. Come with me!

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"You don't know these ruffians, sir. - Let us at him, we'll teach him!"

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"Well, should I...? - No."

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Do you know who they are?

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These are the people of our country. Look at their faces.

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Someone's fought with his wife; another's son won't listen to him.

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"One's jealous of his neighbour's success,"

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and one has had it with his landlord's demands.

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From the government's corruption to the cricket team's defeat...

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they're upset about everything.

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"But their anger is silent, bottled up. They'll pour it out on you."

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Should I hand you over to them? They'll definitely crack your skull!

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No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake!

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Can't see them Bro..... - Keep looking.

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"Alright everyone, he's learned his lesson."

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Thank you for your help.

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"Son, it's simpler to live honestly. Understand?"

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Namaste. - Bless you.

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Namaste. - Good... God bless...

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What the hell are you doing here? - You know him?

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He...no.

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Porter!

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You're hurt. Come... our son is a doctor.

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He's here!

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Let's go! Hurry! Hurry!

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Hey... you! Watch it! The ladder!

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Hey... I'm hangin' here!! Put it back! Help!

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Wow! A new signboard?

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"Yes. Was put up right after we got the telegram... This way, Ma'am."

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"Go ahead, read it."

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"Read it quickly, I want to meet my son. Fine! I'll read it."

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`Hari Prasad Sharma Charitable Hospital'

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That's his name. Happy?

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Read your name? Let's go in.

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Even my son ran away from the village.

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"But, unlike you, he worked hard and became a doctor. Let's go."

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It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoma of the intestines.

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"Doc, will I live?"

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"Yes, because only Dr.Murli Prasad Sharma knows the cure for this disease."

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Really?

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"Father, you're here!"

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"God bless you, son."

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How are you Ma? - Fine. How are you?

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Me? Great!

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"Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own health."

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That's my son! Selflessness is the sure way to heaven.

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"Thanks, father."

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"Oh, and look at this child - he's bleeding."

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The doctor will fix you up.

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You...? A doctor?!

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"Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut - an emergency - fix it!"

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But...

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Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna will deal with him.

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You must be tired. Go rest.

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Seeing you makes us less weary.

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Shhh... Quiet!

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What happened? - They're punching...

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Stitching... him up. It's painful.

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I've brought it! Here!

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"1 million. Let my husband go, please!"

142
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"Shut up! Remember, Bro..'s a doctor!"

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"Sorry madam, if money could save lives then the rich would never die."

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"Circuit, help the lady. - Huh!? ...Yes, doctor."

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Madam...

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But I... - Please come with me.

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Don't worry. Everything will be fine

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Her husband was so obese the liposuction took a week!

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Is this all of it? - Yes

150
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Chill sis! Go sit in the car. He'll be right out.

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Soon...? - Don't you worry!

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Goddamn rodent! Beat it!

153
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You carry on son.

154
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"Hey, didn't we meet the last time too?"

155
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Are you ok? - No it's...

156
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I'm ... I'm...

157
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"Dr.Monty, take my parents inside, quick."

158
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"Nurse, get me the chloroform."

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What?

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You over-acting piece of crap...

161
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"Look at him, what a natural!"

162
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He's been acting for three years and father's never recognised him.

163
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"Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now, get out!"

164
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What the hell is going on?

165
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It's a long story! Scram!

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"Bro.., if it hurts you so much..."

167
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...why don't you just tell your father the truth?

168
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"Tell him, in this city a don gets more respect than any damn doc."

169
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He'll die if he gets to know...

170
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"Its just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be."

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"Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery?"

172
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And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking.

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And father had raised his cane...

174
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"Fool! Why did you go near the cemetery?"

175
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I was so scared.

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Scared? You were shaking!

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And you hugged me... And I felt nothing could scare me

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You used to call it something...? - The Magic Hug!

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The Magic Hug!

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Get up. - What...?

181
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Do as I say.

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Come here.

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"Now tell me, what's bothering you?"

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"Ma, if I wasn't a doctor..."

185
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What are you two up to?

186
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"Nothing father. Just nostalgia, about the village..."

187
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So come back. You are so famous in the village today.

188
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"The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!"

189
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"He wasn't the naughtiest. - Ah, right."

190
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"It was I who stole fruits, set fire to people's trousers... right?"

191
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'Morning sir! - 'Morning... What's going on?

192
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"Oh, nothing. They're loony bins. How's the Doc?"

193
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He's fine. How much for a coconut?

194
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Would I ever accept money from you?

195
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"Would you like one with water, or a creamy one?"

196
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Neither...if it's free.

197
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Please don't do this! - Ok ...I'm off!

198
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"Stop, sir! I was kidding. Please..."

199
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A coconut please.

200
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Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water!

201
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"Excuse me, do I know you?"

202
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"I don't know about that, but I certainly know you, Dr. Asthana."

203
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Mr. Sharma! - Correct!

204
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How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other?

205
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Of course. When we finally got a hospital...

206
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he was the first doctor to come to the village.

207
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"He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here?"

208
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My son Munna has a hospital here.

209
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Munna's hospital? - Yes.

210
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I don't understand. - You don't need to.

211
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Which coconut would you like? - Hold on.

212
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Munna's a doctor??

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"Remember, I had told you my son would become a doctor someday?"

214
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You did sir... now should I cut a cream coconut?

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Hang on.

216
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"Surprising...I live near by, and I don't know of this hospital."

217
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Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You...

218
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Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say.

219
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Lets go to my house. - Sure.

220
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"So, you say your son's hospital is close by?"

221
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But I know all the doctors around... - Bananas?

222
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"This standing around, laughing loudly... what is that?"

223
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Laughter therapy.

224
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"If you're tense, or angry, you laugh loudly..."

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it lowers the blood pressure.

226
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But how do you laugh when you're tense? - Practice!

227
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"Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I laugh"

228
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Please sit.

229
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Please get another cup. - Right away.

230
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So where did Munna get his M.B.B.S. degree from?

231
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I don't know.

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He was in high school when he ran away from home.

233
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It was my fault - I was too strict.

234
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I wanted him to be a doctor...

235
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but he kept flunking. - I remember.

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I was so scared that he would become a criminal...

237
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"but fifteen years later he called and said,"

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Father I've become a doctor.

239
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I can't express the joy I felt.

240
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Tea.

241
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"Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good people."

242
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And how's your daughter Chinki? - Good.

243
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What does she do now? - She's a doctor.

244
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Is she married? - I'm still looking for a groom -

245
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"she insists on getting married only to a doctor, someone she knows."

246
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She's right.

247
00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:44,151
"Well, there is a doctor Chinki's known as a child."

248
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:48,524
"Co-incidentally, I have his photo right here."

249
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,161
What do you say?

250
00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:03,798
Marriage! Not for me! It'll be a big problem.

251
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,970
Fine. Lets go Parvati. - Where?

252
00:21:08,313 --> 00:21:13,842
To our village! No one there negates their parents' wishes so mercilessly.

253
00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:18,719
What is all this? Mom... - He's right.

254
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,385
My poor little heart had just one last wish...

255
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,855
...to play with my grandkids.

256
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:28,396
Looks like I'll die without that joy

257
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,395
"You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Circuit, explain to them!"

258
00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:39,138
"Sir, you see..."

259
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:44,746
Bro.. is so busy 24/7...

260
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,941
the wife wouldn't understand the pressures of running the hospital...

261
00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,412
"Unless, of course, she was a doctor herself."

262
00:21:52,757 --> 00:21:57,023
That's true. Only a doctor can understand a doctor's pressures.

263
00:21:57,428 --> 00:22:00,226
Exactly. Father...

264
00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,958
Why are you smiling like that?

265
00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:09,972
Mom? You too?

266
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,106
We've found a lady doctor for you.

267
00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:15,105
And you have an appointment with her tomorrow.

268
00:22:15,446 --> 00:22:17,243
What doctor?!

269
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:19,708
Chinki.

270
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:23,453
Chinki! What kind of name is that?

271
00:22:25,456 --> 00:22:27,788
Hang on...That Chinki?!

272
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:36,456
Bro.. how is Chinki to look at?

273
00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:39,467
"Like, really pretty?"

274
00:22:41,472 --> 00:22:46,466
"Well, when we were kids, she was a fatso with two oiled pigtails,"

275
00:22:47,145 --> 00:22:49,477
...and a perennial running nose.

276
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,806
We played together a lot.

277
00:22:53,051 --> 00:22:55,611
"I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife."

278
00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:58,989
"I'd go to the clinic, she'd stay home and cook."

279
00:23:00,024 --> 00:23:03,926
"Well then, marriage sounds like a good idea."

280
00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,486
"Use your head, Circuit!"

281
00:23:06,964 --> 00:23:09,228
In two days she'll see right through this doctor drama!

282
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,230
"Just say, "Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!"

283
00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:17,164
You talk like a doofus sometimes. Why should I ruin her life?

284
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:23,503
"But Bro.., something has to be done. - You're right..."

285
00:23:24,182 --> 00:23:26,173
Something must be done.

286
00:23:27,552 --> 00:23:29,543
"Chinki! Munna's phone call, for you."

287
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,311
Munna?

288
00:23:35,259 --> 00:23:36,851
"Go on, talk to him."

289
00:23:40,598 --> 00:23:44,534
"Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind."

290
00:23:45,536 --> 00:23:47,527
Talk nicely with him. - OK dad.

291
00:23:47,939 --> 00:23:51,136
"I'll speak nicely, I'll marry him nicely..."

292
00:23:51,642 --> 00:23:54,543
"we'll have nice little children, and they'll call you grandpa."

293
00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:56,540
"Now, some privacy please?"

294
00:23:57,548 --> 00:23:58,981
"Hello, Chinki?"

295
00:23:59,183 --> 00:24:01,549
"Good morning, doctor. You're an early riser."

296
00:24:01,953 --> 00:24:05,889
No. I haven't slept all night. - Why? Was there an emergency?

297
00:24:06,324 --> 00:24:09,725
Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast.

298
00:24:13,564 --> 00:24:16,362
Why are you laughing? - You're talking funny.

299
00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:18,166
It's how I speak.

300
00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:23,568
"Fine, let's talk your talk then... Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your life."

301
00:24:23,941 --> 00:24:26,239
"The buzz is you're a doc now, dude..."

302
00:24:26,477 --> 00:24:29,571
"I'm not a doctor. - Like, I know."

303
00:24:29,914 --> 00:24:32,576
Say what? - I've known you for ages.

304
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:37,387
"You were a little ruffian, and you're still the same, bro..."

305
00:24:37,722 --> 00:24:42,056
"I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a social worker."

306
00:24:42,727 --> 00:24:44,592
"I provide financial help, get it?"

307
00:24:44,796 --> 00:24:47,594
Munna! Do you talk like this to your patients as well?

308
00:24:47,832 --> 00:24:51,268
"Patients?! I'm serious, Chinki, I'm not a doctor."

309
00:24:52,603 --> 00:24:55,265
I don't have time to explain.

310
00:24:55,606 --> 00:25:02,603
"When I come over, you reject me - say I'm ugly - anything."

311
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:08,613
"And please, make sure my father doesn't find out - if he does, he'll die."

312
00:25:11,622 --> 00:25:14,284
"Gotta go. Reject me, OK?"

313
00:25:20,097 --> 00:25:22,429
Your mother has bought this for you.

314
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,964
You'll look regal in it.

315
00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:30,169
"Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting."

316
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,647
"Lakshmi, get the sugar separately from the tea."

317
00:25:44,655 --> 00:25:45,849
What happened?

318
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,983
Someone owes you money? - Money?

319
00:25:50,995 --> 00:25:52,986
Wanna kidnap someone? - What?!

320
00:25:53,397 --> 00:25:56,833
Wanna have someone roughed up? - What nonsense!

321
00:25:57,134 --> 00:25:59,466
Then why is this photo here?

322
00:26:00,104 --> 00:26:01,969
This is Chinki's prospective bridegroom.

323
00:26:02,673 --> 00:26:05,267
She's marrying that gangster - Munna!?!

324
00:26:22,693 --> 00:26:24,354
What happened?

325
00:26:24,729 --> 00:26:26,890
"Chinki, go to the hospital."

326
00:26:28,699 --> 00:26:31,031
But... isn't Munna coming? - I forgot to tell you.

327
00:26:31,202 --> 00:26:33,693
It's postponed till next week. - But dad...

328
00:26:36,707 --> 00:26:38,937
"Hurry up, fast! I have some work here."

329
00:26:45,783 --> 00:26:48,377
"Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I look like a dork!"

330
00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:52,450
Now listen - call me every 5 minutes with an 'emergency'.

331
00:26:52,857 --> 00:26:56,793
"If I'm not out in 20, get me out."

332
00:26:57,728 --> 00:27:00,390
"Chill, Bro... Chinki's on it, she'll reject you."

333
00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:02,058
"Hello, sir."

334
00:27:03,734 --> 00:27:05,395
"Let's go, son."

335
00:27:17,748 --> 00:27:20,080
See? Laughter therapy.

336
00:27:20,952 --> 00:27:23,750
"Yes, he must be nervous."

337
00:27:34,765 --> 00:27:38,257
"Munna, where did you get your M.B.B.S degree?"

338
00:27:42,807 --> 00:27:45,105
Doctors' degree...

339
00:27:45,776 --> 00:27:50,110
Err... Dongri Medical College.

340
00:27:53,784 --> 00:27:56,446
What is your specialisation?

341
00:27:57,788 --> 00:28:02,054
"Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just...the throat?"

342
00:28:07,798 --> 00:28:10,392
"Is everything OK? No stress, no mess?"

343
00:28:10,801 --> 00:28:14,794
"Right, put him on glucose, and call me if there's an emergency, OK?"

344
00:28:15,106 --> 00:28:16,198
Right.

345
00:28:21,212 --> 00:28:24,978
Your parents are very proud of your achievements.

346
00:28:26,817 --> 00:28:31,220
Do you feel proud too? - No. I'm just a humble man.

347
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:34,488
You're not proud?

348
00:28:36,994 --> 00:28:38,894
"Then are you ashamed, doctor?"

349
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:52,365
"Talk to me. Come on, answer me."

350
00:28:52,743 --> 00:28:57,646
When you see pride and happiness on their faces...

351
00:28:58,849 --> 00:29:01,181
"do you feel ashamed, `Bro..' Munna?"

352
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:10,226
No answer... Looks like there is a problem.

353
00:29:10,861 --> 00:29:13,261
"Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinki."

354
00:29:13,531 --> 00:29:17,365
You are not interested in her?! Who are you. What are you?

355
00:29:17,935 --> 00:29:19,664
She's a doctor.

356
00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,469
Do you know a doctors status!

357
00:29:23,941 --> 00:29:25,101
"Father, let's go!"

358
00:29:26,310 --> 00:29:29,302
"Sir, please be forthright. What are you implying?"

359
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,142
"Sure, Sir."

360
00:29:32,316 --> 00:29:38,050
Your son is a mobster. He kidnaps people for money.

361
00:29:38,522 --> 00:29:42,891
"If you knew this, then you're a bigger fraud than him;"

362
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,494
"and if you didn't know, then you're the biggest fool on Earth!"

363
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,222
Enough!

364
00:29:50,801 --> 00:29:52,234
That's it.

365
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,900
Munna... is this true?

366
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:10,510
"You are a doctor, yes?"

367
00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:41,179
"Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon."

368
00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:44,352
Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted. Hurry!

369
00:31:08,345 --> 00:31:10,643
At least wear your turban. - How can I?

370
00:31:11,048 --> 00:31:14,643
Munna has stripped us of our dignity. - But he's our son. Forgive him.

371
00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:18,648
"Enough, Parvati! It takes a lifetime to earn respect..."

372
00:31:19,156 --> 00:31:22,990
and your son... Let's go.

373
00:31:35,105 --> 00:31:41,442
He has never stepped out without his turban.

374
00:31:53,524 --> 00:31:55,515
Why did you do this Munna?

375
00:31:58,229 --> 00:32:00,220
"I was afraid, Ma."

376
00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:03,698
"After years, when I spoke to him..."

377
00:32:05,035 --> 00:32:07,697
"I thought he'd say "How are you?"

378
00:32:08,706 --> 00:32:11,539
"Instead, he asked, What do you do in Mumbai?"

379
00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,040
"I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook."

380
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,779
"I was scared, Ma."

381
00:32:19,116 --> 00:32:22,210
"Without thinking I said, I'm a doctor."

382
00:32:34,064 --> 00:32:35,656
"Stop him, Ma."

383
00:32:38,235 --> 00:32:40,226
He won't stop.

384
00:32:52,983 --> 00:32:56,749
Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'...

385
00:33:00,991 --> 00:33:03,255
"Parvati, let's leave!"

386
00:33:33,257 --> 00:33:39,924
What did I tell Chinki? I don't want to marry you.

387
00:33:40,597 --> 00:33:44,795
"Just let's not upset my father." Right?"

388
00:33:46,337 --> 00:33:47,668
Correct.

389
00:33:48,639 --> 00:33:50,630
You want to do something about it... - No.

390
00:33:51,141 --> 00:33:54,133
"She's a childhood buddy, and a doctor too."

391
00:33:55,145 --> 00:33:59,138
"You know, only doctors are respected?"

392
00:34:00,551 --> 00:34:04,544
"We don't deserve respect, only doctors do."

393
00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:13,156
Bloody... Hey! Don't touch the signboard.

394
00:34:13,664 --> 00:34:16,656
My father's name is on it. Hands off!

395
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:18,434
Calm down.

396
00:34:18,836 --> 00:34:20,827
Bastards! Don't you dare!

397
00:34:28,178 --> 00:34:30,169
My old man cried.

398
00:34:31,849 --> 00:34:35,842
"He'd never cried, and I made him."

399
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,979
"Bro.., we all cried."

400
00:34:41,191 --> 00:34:43,182
You know why?

401
00:34:44,194 --> 00:34:47,925
Because I'm not a doctor.

402
00:34:48,866 --> 00:34:50,857
I've upset everyone.

403
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:07,677
"Circuit, I'm gonna be a doc too."

404
00:35:09,319 --> 00:35:13,813
"Bro.., lets talk about it tomorrow."

405
00:35:14,224 --> 00:35:17,887
I knew you'd say that... that I'm sloshed...

406
00:35:18,228 --> 00:35:20,719
I'll forget by tomorrow...

407
00:35:22,232 --> 00:35:26,828
"Bro.., forget it. What's the point? - The point?"

408
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,231
I'll become a doctor and marry Chinki.

409
00:35:32,409 --> 00:35:37,403
And that Dr. Asthana... you don't know what he said.

410
00:35:38,148 --> 00:35:40,912
"I was there, and I was silent."

411
00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:45,585
I'll show him! I'll be a doctor!

412
00:35:47,324 --> 00:35:52,591
"Circuit, find out, which is the best medical college in Mumbai."

413
00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:01,262
Out of the way!

414
00:36:27,531 --> 00:36:29,522
I'll ask this guy.

415
00:36:29,933 --> 00:36:31,924
"Hey, 'Safari Suit' - What?"

416
00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:35,294
"Whom does one see for admission? - Fill the form, over there."

417
00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:38,103
Who's the patient? - No one.

418
00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:40,366
Then who's to be admitted? - Bro...

419
00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:42,101
What's wrong with him? - Nothing.

420
00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:44,109
Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor.

421
00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:45,579
Who? - Bro..!

422
00:36:45,749 --> 00:36:47,740
He's talking about me!

423
00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:51,651
"Yeah, right. And I want to become the health minister."

424
00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:54,050
Bloody jerk-off!

425
00:36:54,324 --> 00:36:57,725
"Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet?"

426
00:36:58,328 --> 00:37:03,322
You want to become doctor... meet the dean

427
00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:05,324
What's a 'dean'?

428
00:37:05,502 --> 00:37:08,994
"Errr...the headmaster, like, a college principal."

429
00:37:09,339 --> 00:37:12,001
He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he?

430
00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:14,139
"In the Operation theatre, upstairs."

431
00:37:25,355 --> 00:37:27,516
Who's the dean here? - How did you get in?

432
00:37:27,758 --> 00:37:29,749
Are you the dean? - Rustom get them out.

433
00:37:31,762 --> 00:37:35,357
"Look, I'll help you. Let's step outside first."

434
00:37:49,046 --> 00:37:50,946
You want admission? What were your H.S.C. scores?

435
00:37:52,382 --> 00:37:53,644
Say what? - High school...

436
00:37:53,784 --> 00:37:57,550
How much did you score? - How much do you need for admission?

437
00:37:57,788 --> 00:38:01,121
At least ninety percent! - That's what I got.

438
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:03,983
Right. We'll have a certificate by tonight - no tension.

439
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:06,890
"OK, then you must sit for a pre-medical entrance exam."

440
00:38:07,397 --> 00:38:10,389
"If you pass, you're in."

441
00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:13,395
"But, who wants admission?"

442
00:38:13,737 --> 00:38:17,833
Is this exam necessary? - Of course! It is compulsory.

443
00:38:18,408 --> 00:38:22,401
You took it? - Obviously! And I topped!

444
00:38:22,779 --> 00:38:24,770
Very good. Excellent.

445
00:38:27,417 --> 00:38:29,817
"Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri!"

446
00:38:30,153 --> 00:38:31,984
Where do you live? - Dadar Parsi Colony!

447
00:38:32,089 --> 00:38:33,681
Don't you have to get back to the operation?

448
00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:36,759
I've to prepare for my exam now. Please go!

449
00:38:42,766 --> 00:38:46,896
"Bro.., my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam..."

450
00:38:47,437 --> 00:38:51,430
you'll get good marks. - This is wrong!

451
00:38:51,775 --> 00:38:54,437
"Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickly, Rambo."

452
00:38:54,778 --> 00:38:57,246
"Hey pops, the black one. - No, I want the queen!"

453
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:07,887
"Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen."

454
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,524
This is wrong!

455
00:39:09,693 --> 00:39:12,958
"Dump the tension, dude. Your pop is with us."

456
00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:16,128
Go and take the exam.

457
00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:20,733
"Go confidently, like Bro.. Munna. - What if I'm caught out?"

458
00:39:21,004 --> 00:39:23,996
"You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my!"

459
00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:26,975
"Bro.., he's a duffer. - I'm telling you, we'll be caught."

460
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:30,805
"Doc, get a move on. I don't like being late for an exam."

461
00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:34,482
You saw his certificate - ninety eight percent in high school.

462
00:39:34,918 --> 00:39:37,148
All you have to do is the entrance exam. So quit your moaning.

463
00:39:37,487 --> 00:39:39,478
Here's your ID card. Put him in a taxi!

464
00:39:39,823 --> 00:39:41,484
"Please, no! - Move it!"

465
00:39:42,492 --> 00:39:44,289
"Remember: You pass, or we kick arse."

466
00:39:58,442 --> 00:40:00,103
"Your turn, Pops."

467
00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:05,976
Play carom; drink juice - that's the good life!

468
00:40:16,526 --> 00:40:20,189
"Pops, why are you after the queen?"

469
00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:22,521
Because she is mine!

470
00:40:27,704 --> 00:40:30,901
"Done, sir. - That was fast!"

471
00:40:48,492 --> 00:40:49,322
Papa.

472
00:41:37,607 --> 00:41:40,599
Bro..! Bro..!

473
00:41:44,614 --> 00:41:47,947
"Bro.., the results are out! You topped!"

474
00:41:49,619 --> 00:41:51,951
Have some sweets to celebrate. - Please have some...

475
00:41:54,057 --> 00:41:57,151
"Bro.., what's wrong?"

476
00:42:05,168 --> 00:42:07,159
"Nanavati Hospital, I'm on my way!"

477
00:42:07,637 --> 00:42:09,434
"Leelavati Hospital, I'm off today!"

478
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:11,436
"JJ Hospital, hold your horses, man!"

479
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,699
"What's that? Breach Candy Hospital?,"

480
00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:17,445
"hold on, hold on ... I'm a busy man!"

481
00:42:54,084 --> 00:43:01,081
M is for the Master of Masters

482
00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:09,094
B is for Bohemian Doctor

483
00:43:09,866 --> 00:43:17,102
B is for Brilliant Actor

484
00:43:23,713 --> 00:43:26,978
S is for the Slickest Character

485
00:43:27,717 --> 00:43:31,175
I make the twisted straight

486
00:43:31,721 --> 00:43:35,213
I make the simple great

487
00:43:35,892 --> 00:43:43,128
"I make you laugh if you're down Or turn your smile into a frown"

488
00:43:45,735 --> 00:43:49,068
"My style, my smile"

489
00:43:51,741 --> 00:43:55,074
"Might make your heart crack, crack, crack!"

490
00:43:55,745 --> 00:43:57,736
"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"

491
00:43:58,081 --> 00:44:00,072
"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"

492
00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:03,150
My name...? Haven't you heard yet!?

493
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:06,753
"Bro.. Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

494
00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:45,590
My degree's A1

495
00:44:45,895 --> 00:44:47,260
Tops!

496
00:44:47,697 --> 00:44:49,164
Say what?

497
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:55,367
"My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot"

498
00:44:59,576 --> 00:45:02,807
Love will be all around

499
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:07,043
Our hearts will beat and pound

500
00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:11,045
We will be the world's envy

501
00:45:11,454 --> 00:45:15,151
"But we won't care, because, you see"

502
00:45:17,894 --> 00:45:21,295
"This dream, our dream,"

503
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,163
"won't break, break, break!"

504
00:45:27,470 --> 00:45:29,461
"Oh! What's your name, dude?"

505
00:45:29,706 --> 00:45:31,435
"Oh! What's your name, dude?"

506
00:45:31,841 --> 00:45:34,639
My name? You haven't heard yet!?

507
00:45:35,078 --> 00:45:38,844
"Bro.. Munna, M.B.B.S.!"

508
00:46:08,945 --> 00:46:11,880
"Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!"

509
00:46:31,901 --> 00:46:35,064
"Ten or twenty bypasses a day - no tension!"

510
00:46:35,438 --> 00:46:37,565
"Too easy, bro!"

511
00:46:39,642 --> 00:46:43,237
"I'll forget eat and drink - no tension!"

512
00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:50,909
In dollars will be my pay

513
00:46:51,354 --> 00:46:55,120
The wallet will sing everyday

514
00:46:55,692 --> 00:46:59,321
I'll dance and make the others too

515
00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:02,926
They'll do the disco in a pink tutu

516
00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:07,499
"We will find our Eden, and hey"

517
00:47:07,937 --> 00:47:11,202
A new song it'll be everyday

518
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:15,534
"To cool bars, in new cars,"

519
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:19,446
We will make our merry way

520
00:47:21,951 --> 00:47:25,546
"The girls Oh with their lovely curls"

521
00:47:27,957 --> 00:47:31,290
"Will be welcome For a free heart check, check, check!!"

522
00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,626
"Hey! What's your name, dude?"

523
00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:35,957
"Hey! What's your name, dude?"

524
00:47:36,299 --> 00:47:38,961
My name? You haven't heard yet?!

525
00:47:39,602 --> 00:47:42,969
Bro.. Munna MBBS!

526
00:47:59,189 --> 00:48:01,987
"Bro.., eat your meals on time. - And write to us."

527
00:48:02,992 --> 00:48:06,587
Is this a bride's send-off?! - But... we'll miss you.

528
00:48:06,996 --> 00:48:08,896
"Handle these loonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Bro..."

529
00:48:09,065 --> 00:48:11,329
Move it 'Drama Company'... March!

530
00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:30,450
"Hey, what's wrong with him? - Attempted suicide - he ate poison."

531
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,011
Then why is he lying here - take him inside!

532
00:48:33,256 --> 00:48:35,247
His mom has still to fill the form.

533
00:48:37,026 --> 00:48:38,516
Please hurry!

534
00:48:42,031 --> 00:48:44,693
Doc... He's dying. Do something.

535
00:48:44,934 --> 00:48:47,027
Sorry. Take him to Casualty. I'm off duty.

536
00:48:47,203 --> 00:48:51,697
`Off duty'? He's dying in front of you - what the hell is 'off duty'!

537
00:48:52,108 --> 00:48:55,703
"For an 'attempted suicide' case, a police form must be filled first."

538
00:48:58,948 --> 00:49:01,178
What if I 'attempted murder' you -

539
00:49:01,317 --> 00:49:04,445
"will the hospital save you or fill a form first, huh?!"

540
00:49:07,056 --> 00:49:08,318
Careful.

541
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,052
Over here.

542
00:49:13,096 --> 00:49:15,064
Please wait here.

543
00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:18,795
Is he your boy? - Yes.

544
00:49:19,068 --> 00:49:22,504
Dump the tension. They'll get all the junk out of him in no time.

545
00:49:23,172 --> 00:49:24,662
"Who are you, dear boy?"

546
00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,741
Murli Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper.

547
00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:32,739
"I gotta run to class. If the doc bugs you, call me."

548
00:49:33,082 --> 00:49:34,879
Keep working on him Doc!

549
00:49:51,267 --> 00:49:52,427
What?

550
00:49:53,102 --> 00:49:55,593
Where is the first year classroom? - Why?

551
00:49:56,306 --> 00:49:57,637
What 'why'?

552
00:49:58,107 --> 00:49:59,904
Why are you looking for the classroom?

553
00:50:00,109 --> 00:50:03,101
Because I'm late. - For what?

554
00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:08,509
The class. Today is my first day. - But what will you do in the classroom?

555
00:50:09,452 --> 00:50:11,215
I'm a student.

556
00:50:13,189 --> 00:50:14,281
Student?

557
00:50:14,457 --> 00:50:17,722
Entrance exam topper... Where's the class.

558
00:50:23,132 --> 00:50:26,465
Where's the class. - You're a student?

559
00:50:29,539 --> 00:50:31,734
I'll tell you what... what's your name?

560
00:50:34,310 --> 00:50:35,800
Dr. Suman.

561
00:50:36,279 --> 00:50:38,747
"Dump the tension, I'll find the classroom myself."

562
00:50:42,151 --> 00:50:44,949
"Where's the first-year class? - Straight, then left..."

563
00:50:54,163 --> 00:50:55,960
Good Morning sir!

564
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:12,169
What's up?

565
00:51:34,604 --> 00:51:36,868
I like to tell you...

566
00:51:38,141 --> 00:51:43,545
The country's best doctors have studied in this very hall.

567
00:51:44,147 --> 00:51:47,207
They sat on these very benches.

568
00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:50,375
Just like you are sitting.

569
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,621
"Circuit, you had to select this college, didn't you!"

570
00:51:54,223 --> 00:52:00,822
You should be proud that you are to be a part of the 150-year-old institution.

571
00:52:01,164 --> 00:52:03,632
"He's right here, yapping about something."

572
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,639
Which one of you wants to be a good doctor?

573
00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:22,974
Do you think you'll be a good doctor?

574
00:52:26,422 --> 00:52:29,585
"Why, what's special about you?"

575
00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:35,587
I believe I can feel the patients suffering.

576
00:52:35,998 --> 00:52:39,263
"I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients."

577
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:49,269
In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a single patient.

578
00:52:50,279 --> 00:52:55,273
"I have not felt their pain, just cured it."

579
00:53:15,805 --> 00:53:18,296
See this hand...Rock steady.

580
00:53:19,742 --> 00:53:24,645
"It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook."

581
00:53:25,314 --> 00:53:31,685
"But if I were to operate on my daughter, it will shake for sure."

582
00:53:32,889 --> 00:53:37,326
Why? Because I love my daughter.

583
00:53:39,328 --> 00:53:44,322
"Friendship, empathy, attachment- these are weaknesses for a doctor."

584
00:53:46,869 --> 00:53:49,337
For the next five years...

585
00:53:50,406 --> 00:53:58,336
"...you'll be taught that a patient is just a sick body, nothing else."

586
00:54:08,691 --> 00:54:13,492
If someone is dying outside the Casualty Ward is it necessary to fill a form?

587
00:54:22,371 --> 00:54:24,771
Your classes start tomorrow at 8:00 AM. Thank you very much.

588
00:54:40,389 --> 00:54:42,789
I don't get it! How did he get so far?

589
00:54:52,401 --> 00:54:55,393
"Dad, it's OK! Why do you get so excited?"

590
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:58,797
I am not excited! Do you know who he is?

591
00:54:59,408 --> 00:55:01,740
A thug! The don of our area!

592
00:55:03,746 --> 00:55:05,077
Hang on...

593
00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:09,417
"he hasn't seen you here, has he? - Yes, he did."

594
00:55:10,586 --> 00:55:12,213
Did he recognise you?

595
00:55:13,322 --> 00:55:16,223
Of course not. He's never seen me before.

596
00:55:20,429 --> 00:55:23,023
He should never know that you're my daughter. Understand?

597
00:55:25,534 --> 00:55:27,764
Nobody should know that Suman is my daughter!

598
00:55:36,846 --> 00:55:39,440
"Bro.., why do you want to live in the hostel?"

599
00:55:40,449 --> 00:55:42,713
"Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here."

600
00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:49,456
What the...! This room ends before it begins.

601
00:55:49,925 --> 00:55:54,123
Do you know why God sent me to this particular college?

602
00:55:54,797 --> 00:55:56,788
God certainly didn't tell me.

603
00:55:57,133 --> 00:56:02,036
"God said, "Go, settle the score with the man who made your father cry."

604
00:56:02,505 --> 00:56:03,733
"Right said, Bro..."

605
00:56:03,839 --> 00:56:06,137
"You've discussed it with God, then it's settled."

606
00:56:06,475 --> 00:56:08,204
"Fellas, move the stuff in."

607
00:56:08,477 --> 00:56:12,470
"Bro.., I say we move this wall and take over the next room -"

608
00:56:12,715 --> 00:56:16,151
we'll get more space here. Keep the TV on the table.

609
00:56:16,485 --> 00:56:20,148
"Bro.., lets break this wall too - we'll move the neighbour and..."

610
00:56:20,489 --> 00:56:23,151
"build you a nice, big bathroom, jacuzzi...Here."

611
00:56:23,659 --> 00:56:25,650
Keep the bags down.

612
00:56:25,995 --> 00:56:29,487
"Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag. The air conditioner goes there..."

613
00:56:31,901 --> 00:56:33,163
"Refrigerator, here."

614
00:56:33,502 --> 00:56:36,164
"Bro.., watch how I jazz up this room."

615
00:56:37,506 --> 00:56:39,736
Excuse me. Will you stay here as well?

616
00:56:40,009 --> 00:56:43,172
"Yes, I'll sleep in the fridge. Shut up!"

617
00:56:43,512 --> 00:56:47,505
"Dump the tension, Circuit."

618
00:56:48,517 --> 00:56:50,314
"Yo, buzzy-bee, come here."

619
00:56:53,522 --> 00:56:56,082
What's your name? - Nagarajan Swami

620
00:56:56,525 --> 00:57:00,518
"Look Swami, relax! Grab a cold drink, watch TV, and enjoy."

621
00:57:00,963 --> 00:57:04,524
What is mine is yours... except for my underwear!

622
00:57:14,877 --> 00:57:18,540
"Strip, then I'll tell you. - Look, ragging is not allowed!"

623
00:57:18,981 --> 00:57:22,712
Of course it's allowed. Who said it isn't? Walk this way...

624
00:57:32,928 --> 00:57:34,225
Shake it baby!

625
00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:43,728
"Doctors, introduce yourselves!"

626
00:57:45,574 --> 00:57:48,304
"I'm Dr. P.P. Ashok. - Hey, black undy, come on!"

627
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:52,777
Dr. Mahesh Kriplani

628
00:57:52,982 --> 00:57:55,576
"No, no, please! My pants!"

629
00:57:56,018 --> 00:57:58,179
Hey! Is this ragging?

630
00:58:00,589 --> 00:58:01,749
I'm Dr. Anil Davda

631
00:58:01,924 --> 00:58:03,915
This is fun.

632
00:58:05,528 --> 00:58:08,588
"Hey, I wanna do this too."

633
00:58:10,766 --> 00:58:12,757
I'm Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma.

634
00:58:27,616 --> 00:58:29,607
What else? - That's enough.

635
00:58:29,852 --> 00:58:31,615
Ragging's over.

636
00:58:32,621 --> 00:58:34,612
Hey 'dispensary'! Cut the crap.

637
00:58:35,124 --> 00:58:38,616
"Bro.. said to rag him, means you rag him."

638
00:58:40,095 --> 00:58:42,620
"Hey Swami, you rag'em. I wanna watch."

639
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:46,358
"Dump the tension, dude... I'm here."

640
00:59:16,665 --> 00:59:20,829
Have some chickpeas - they're good for your bones. Lots of calcium.

641
00:59:22,004 --> 00:59:24,666
Let me study. I came second in the entrance exams.

642
00:59:24,974 --> 00:59:27,340
How do you think I got the first place...?

643
00:59:27,676 --> 00:59:29,667
By eating chickpeas. Have some.

644
00:59:39,688 --> 00:59:42,680
"I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet."

645
00:59:45,394 --> 00:59:46,383
C'mon dude!

646
00:59:48,697 --> 00:59:52,030
How can a dying man be expected to fill a form!

647
00:59:52,434 --> 00:59:55,096
"And if he dies while filling it, who's responsible?"

648
00:59:57,306 --> 00:59:58,295
Say what!

649
00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:00,168
Get out! - Why 'get out'?

650
01:00:00,709 --> 01:00:04,702
"I topped, and I paid the fees - I ain't going nowhere!"

651
01:00:08,884 --> 01:00:11,876
If this man doesn't leave at once...

652
01:00:12,888 --> 01:00:15,516
then there will be no more lectures on Anatomy this year.

653
01:00:18,727 --> 01:00:20,058
Munna! Go!

654
01:00:20,296 --> 01:00:21,729
Go! Go!

655
01:00:25,267 --> 01:00:27,064
Fine. Fine! I'll leave.

656
01:00:27,269 --> 01:00:30,067
Why should anyone else lose out.

657
01:00:34,743 --> 01:00:37,143
"Hey Swami...pay attention, and teach me later."

658
01:00:38,747 --> 01:00:40,738
Gimme the chickpeas!

659
01:00:44,486 --> 01:00:46,750
"Dump the tension, dude. Have some chickpeas."

660
01:00:47,656 --> 01:00:49,419
"No? Cool, more for me."

661
01:01:00,836 --> 01:01:03,430
"Circuit, man, I really twisted the dean's knickers today."

662
01:01:03,772 --> 01:01:05,763
He got pissed-off and asked me to get out!

663
01:01:06,008 --> 01:01:12,572
"I said, "Why get out? I've paid my fees." He was about to cry!"

664
01:01:13,782 --> 01:01:17,115
Why are you making a racket? - Why shouldn't I?

665
01:01:17,786 --> 01:01:20,778
It's my father-in-law's college; I'll get it as dowry.

666
01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:24,123
Why aren't you in class? - My dear father-in-law...

667
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,295
"J dot Asthana, threw me out."

668
01:01:27,796 --> 01:01:31,459
"He's pissed-off, because I topped."

669
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,791
You must have done something!

670
01:01:34,036 --> 01:01:37,597
"I just asked a simple question, he told me to beat it."

671
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:41,474
"Both father and daughter are the same- you speak politely, and..."

672
01:01:41,744 --> 01:01:43,473
What did she do?

673
01:01:43,812 --> 01:01:46,372
I made a small request: that she keep quiet.

674
01:01:46,749 --> 01:01:49,149
But she's like her father.

675
01:01:50,219 --> 01:01:53,154
She busted me in front of my parents.

676
01:01:56,492 --> 01:01:58,153
"Hang on, what's your name?"

677
01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:02,820
Dr. Suman...dump the tension.

678
01:02:03,232 --> 01:02:06,429
It's a long story- some other time. Gotta go now.

679
01:02:08,837 --> 01:02:11,169
"Like I was saying, the baldy was all flustered."

680
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,837
This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do.

681
01:02:18,647 --> 01:02:23,641
"First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre."

682
01:02:33,028 --> 01:02:34,859
Ew! It stinks!

683
01:02:38,867 --> 01:02:40,732
Out of the way! I can't see.

684
01:02:42,004 --> 01:02:44,268
Why don't you get a body of your own.

685
01:02:57,352 --> 01:02:58,876
Who dat? - Your pop

686
01:02:59,288 --> 01:03:03,884
Bro..! How are you? - I need a body.

687
01:03:06,695 --> 01:03:11,564
"Whose body? - Like, for dissection."

688
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,628
"Bro.., where do I find such a body?"

689
01:03:14,970 --> 01:03:17,268
How would I know? Just find one.

690
01:03:17,906 --> 01:03:19,897
"Dump the tension, Bro... You concentrate on your studies."

691
01:03:20,242 --> 01:03:23,075
I'll organize the body.

692
01:03:25,914 --> 01:03:27,711
Bro..! I found a body.

693
01:03:27,983 --> 01:03:30,577
Will an imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick.

694
01:03:30,919 --> 01:03:32,443
"10 minutes, Bro..."

695
01:03:33,322 --> 01:03:36,257
"Butkya, get a sack. - Right away."

696
01:03:42,998 --> 01:03:46,934
"Yo, chilli chicken, wanna click an ambulance. It's a 5-star model."

697
01:03:53,942 --> 01:03:56,934
"Poor, hungry people - They are inside the ambulance."

698
01:04:00,015 --> 01:04:02,449
"Bloody hakka noodle, come in from abroad..."

699
01:04:02,618 --> 01:04:05,280
"and only see naked, hungry people. You don't see Taj Mahal,"

700
01:04:07,689 --> 01:04:09,350
"Will this bag do, Bro..?"

701
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:15,487
Will I fold him and then fit him in this? How tall are you?

702
01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:20,958
"Get a 6-feet bag You, come with me."

703
01:04:21,136 --> 01:04:23,627
You don't want to see Taj Mahal? I'll show you hungry Indian.

704
01:04:23,972 --> 01:04:26,304
"Very nice. Get in, son of a..."

705
01:04:39,454 --> 01:04:41,979
"Bro.., check it out, we've got the body."

706
01:04:48,664 --> 01:04:49,995
Absolutely fresh.

707
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,331
Where did you find him?

708
01:04:53,502 --> 01:04:55,493
He was standing right outside the house.

709
01:05:02,010 --> 01:05:03,500
It's a ghost! - You?

710
01:05:24,032 --> 01:05:25,829
What was I to do?

711
01:05:26,034 --> 01:05:29,299
"There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddly-squat!"

712
01:05:29,705 --> 01:05:32,697
All I've seen in four days is the fingers.

713
01:05:34,042 --> 01:05:38,035
"I wanna be a complete doctor, not a finger specialist..."

714
01:05:38,447 --> 01:05:41,041
...who doesn't know what's up with the knees.

715
01:05:43,719 --> 01:05:46,051
"And he said, "get your own body"."

716
01:05:49,057 --> 01:05:51,048
"He wants a body to himself, so give it to him."

717
01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:53,592
He wishes to learn. What's wrong with that?

718
01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:05,397
"Now, please show me... heart, kidneys, lungs, intestines."

719
01:06:10,145 --> 01:06:16,084
It's not a dagger. Hold it like a pen. Take your time.

720
01:07:01,797 --> 01:07:06,461
"Admit him, and let him know that I filled in his form."

721
01:07:14,142 --> 01:07:15,666
He's conscious.

722
01:07:20,148 --> 01:07:22,139
"Bro.., what happened to you?"

723
01:07:23,151 --> 01:07:27,554
Nothing. I didn't eat last night...

724
01:07:28,156 --> 01:07:30,818
woke up early for the dean's lecture...

725
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,151
and I forgot to have breakfast...

726
01:07:35,597 --> 01:07:39,590
And there was water on the marble floor...

727
01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:43,164
"Nobody cleans up around here... It's very dangerous, Ms. Suman."

728
01:07:43,505 --> 01:07:45,496
It happens. Rest.

729
01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:51,841
"How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's our hero?"

730
01:07:53,181 --> 01:07:58,847
I don't know. This was his second attempt at suicide.

731
01:07:59,988 --> 01:08:01,979
And he won't talk to anyone.

732
01:08:05,193 --> 01:08:07,525
"Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he?"

733
01:08:11,006 --> 01:08:13,804
"Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed?"

734
01:08:14,009 --> 01:08:16,000
Don't scold him. - Why not!

735
01:08:18,013 --> 01:08:20,607
"You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it."

736
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,018
Sleeping pills are a half measure.

737
01:08:24,420 --> 01:08:27,355
Take a knife to your throat and slit it.

738
01:08:28,023 --> 01:08:32,619
"Till then, don't pity yourself. - I don't pity myself!"

739
01:08:32,928 --> 01:08:35,522
"Murli, lie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman."

740
01:08:36,031 --> 01:08:38,363
Kids today don't have an ounce of courage.

741
01:08:39,702 --> 01:08:44,036
"And you've spoilt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his."

742
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:47,637
He has to toughen up. - Please be quiet.

743
01:08:48,110 --> 01:08:50,704
You don't know what I've been through! - What?

744
01:08:51,714 --> 01:08:55,047
Failed your exams? Got dumped by a girl?

745
01:08:55,484 --> 01:08:57,475
Strapped for cash?

746
01:08:59,054 --> 01:09:01,386
"A girl! Got dumped, right?"

747
01:09:06,262 --> 01:09:10,392
"Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby?"

748
01:09:11,066 --> 01:09:13,728
Was out to kill himself over a six-month romance.

749
01:09:14,169 --> 01:09:19,072
Your mom's loved you for years; can't you stay alive for her?

750
01:09:21,076 --> 01:09:25,069
What do you know about love? - True.

751
01:09:26,882 --> 01:09:31,751
"What does a goon like me know about love,"

752
01:09:32,521 --> 01:09:35,422
Loaf around to kill time

753
01:09:36,892 --> 01:09:40,885
"Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!"

754
01:09:42,097 --> 01:09:45,897
So why fall in love? Why?

755
01:09:47,569 --> 01:09:52,506
"But then one day, Sophia walked my way"

756
01:10:00,983 --> 01:10:06,444
"My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition"

757
01:10:12,728 --> 01:10:16,459
"Dude, what a face!! ... and whatchamacallit ..."

758
01:10:18,233 --> 01:10:22,135
yeah - tresses! What tresses!

759
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:28,276
She moved like the wind...

760
01:10:30,145 --> 01:10:33,808
"traffic stopped if her eyes just blinked"

761
01:10:36,151 --> 01:10:38,711
"I thought I'd found my home, said"

762
01:10:39,154 --> 01:10:42,146
"Dude, I found my love, my church in Rome!"

763
01:10:52,768 --> 01:10:54,633
"All day I'd stand underneath her window"

764
01:10:54,770 --> 01:10:56,567
"No fights, no brawls"

765
01:10:56,805 --> 01:10:58,898
"No squabbles with Aziz, no scraps with Usman..."

766
01:10:59,274 --> 01:11:01,674
I was numb!

767
01:11:04,713 --> 01:11:07,273
She was the one...

768
01:11:07,616 --> 01:11:10,176
you didn't whistle...

769
01:11:15,991 --> 01:11:18,585
"at the one, our eyes met..."

770
01:11:18,994 --> 01:11:21,189
you didn't wink at

771
01:11:27,202 --> 01:11:29,193
"My buddies looked like they'd been bombed"

772
01:11:29,338 --> 01:11:32,330
"Said, Dude, please don't tell us you've reformed!"

773
01:11:43,552 --> 01:11:47,215
"Then one day Kallan saw her and said"

774
01:11:47,523 --> 01:11:49,218
"Woah! Look! She's a perfect eleven!"

775
01:11:49,391 --> 01:11:51,222
I lost my head...

776
01:11:54,897 --> 01:11:56,023
and said...

777
01:11:56,231 --> 01:11:58,461
"Come here punk, I'll show you heaven"

778
01:11:58,967 --> 01:12:02,459
"He got washed, rinsed and dry cleaned that day"

779
01:12:02,704 --> 01:12:06,572
"Still runs away like I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!"

780
01:12:09,912 --> 01:12:11,971
Then what happened to Sophia?

781
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:22,854
"Then one day, she looked at me and smiled"

782
01:12:24,326 --> 01:12:28,660
"I thought Dude, she smiled, my case is filed"

783
01:12:29,731 --> 01:12:34,794
Thought she like me too

784
01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:40,264
"But she met someone else and said "I do" "

785
01:13:03,632 --> 01:13:06,795
"She was married, it was undisputed"

786
01:13:07,035 --> 01:13:10,300
"While I just stood there, stricken and rooted"

787
01:13:11,673 --> 01:13:13,664
That night I drank till 2 am

788
01:13:23,385 --> 01:13:25,910
"Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer"

789
01:13:26,221 --> 01:13:28,121
"But I swear I didn't shed a single tear"

790
01:13:28,457 --> 01:13:31,722
Why cry? It was a stupid high!

791
01:13:34,396 --> 01:13:36,990
"Next day it was back to life back to reality"

792
01:13:37,466 --> 01:13:40,128
"Loaf around to kill time; eating, smoking, drinking wine!"

793
01:13:40,402 --> 01:13:43,132
"Clashed with Aziz again, nearly killed him too"

794
01:13:43,505 --> 01:13:45,905
"They said forget her, but "no can do"

795
01:13:54,650 --> 01:13:59,644
"My dreams were shattered, my heart was too"

796
01:14:00,355 --> 01:14:05,156
"Yes it hurt... but that's life, dude!"

797
01:14:17,272 --> 01:14:19,365
Then ... then what happened?

798
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:22,040
"What could happen? Next day..."

799
01:14:22,377 --> 01:14:25,244
Pamela walked my way

800
01:14:33,488 --> 01:14:37,720
"My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition"

801
01:14:39,795 --> 01:14:41,990
"Dude, what a face!!"

802
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:46,691
"And oh, what eyes!"

803
01:14:47,135 --> 01:14:51,071
"Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!"

804
01:14:59,414 --> 01:15:03,407
He has smiled after so many days. I think he'll be fine.

805
01:15:04,753 --> 01:15:06,744
It was nothing. Don't mention it.

806
01:15:07,222 --> 01:15:10,419
"Murli, why do you bug everyone?"

807
01:15:10,826 --> 01:15:13,693
"It seems you're here to irritate people, and not to study."

808
01:15:14,029 --> 01:15:16,429
"Not everyone, just Asthana."

809
01:15:17,165 --> 01:15:20,430
He and his daughter... Never mind.

810
01:15:21,003 --> 01:15:23,699
Chinki is innocent. She didn't even know.

811
01:15:26,441 --> 01:15:30,434
You know Chinki? - Of course! She's a good friend.

812
01:15:31,246 --> 01:15:32,838
It wasn't her fault.

813
01:15:32,981 --> 01:15:35,449
The maid told her father. What could she do.

814
01:15:35,617 --> 01:15:40,884
No wonder! I kept thinking how a childhood buddy could tell on me.

815
01:15:44,126 --> 01:15:49,462
"Ms. Suman, tell me, like... How does she look?"

816
01:15:50,265 --> 01:15:51,254
Why?

817
01:15:51,533 --> 01:15:54,798
As a kid she was a big fatso! Now...?

818
01:15:55,337 --> 01:15:58,135
Absolutely not! I've seen her old picture.

819
01:15:58,473 --> 01:16:00,464
She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me!

820
01:16:00,876 --> 01:16:03,674
She once climbed a tree. The branch broke!

821
01:16:08,150 --> 01:16:11,278
"How is she now? I mean, how does she look?"

822
01:16:12,587 --> 01:16:15,215
Not too bad.

823
01:16:15,490 --> 01:16:17,822
As good as you?

824
01:16:21,496 --> 01:16:23,657
Better than me. - Woah!

825
01:16:23,999 --> 01:16:26,092
"Ms. Suman, you have to make her meet me."

826
01:16:26,401 --> 01:16:28,835
Dr.Asthana will kill her. - That son of a...

827
01:16:31,606 --> 01:16:35,167
"We'll meet secretly. You're her friend, please help."

828
01:16:35,844 --> 01:16:36,833
Why?

829
01:16:37,612 --> 01:16:39,512
Say what? - Why should I?

830
01:16:42,517 --> 01:16:46,510
Fine. But only if you promise not to bug any of the professors.

831
01:16:46,888 --> 01:16:48,185
Deal!

832
01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:50,521
I'll think about it.

833
01:16:55,864 --> 01:16:58,662
Now observe closely. Such interesting cases are rare.

834
01:16:59,568 --> 01:17:02,867
The subject has been in this condition for 12 years.

835
01:17:04,339 --> 01:17:09,333
"He can't speak, hear, understand, or feel anything."

836
01:17:10,278 --> 01:17:15,545
His senses are all dead. He's a vegetable.

837
01:17:16,618 --> 01:17:17,880
Now see...

838
01:17:19,554 --> 01:17:23,888
"if you observe closely, when I shine a light into the eyes..."

839
01:17:24,559 --> 01:17:27,892
"the pupils contract, but the subject doesn't blink."

840
01:17:28,430 --> 01:17:32,059
"Yo, boss! Hello! Turn off the torch!"

841
01:17:32,701 --> 01:17:35,226
Why? - That must cause him discomfort.

842
01:17:36,238 --> 01:17:40,834
Out of the question! The subject can't feel anything.

843
01:17:41,243 --> 01:17:43,438
Say what - 'subject'? Doesn't he have a name?

844
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:50,915
His name is Anand Banerjee.

845
01:17:51,219 --> 01:17:53,585
"And he's many years your senior, talk respectfully about him."

846
01:17:53,889 --> 01:17:59,589
Why are you getting emotional? I told you he can't hear a thing.

847
01:18:00,495 --> 01:18:03,589
"Relax! Sit down. - Munna, sit down!"

848
01:18:06,601 --> 01:18:09,934
"In your medical careers, you'll face this question many times."

849
01:18:10,405 --> 01:18:16,605
"Tell me, is it right to keep a vegetable alive by using medicines..."

850
01:18:17,312 --> 01:18:20,611
especially in a country where there is a shortage of hospitals;

851
01:18:21,283 --> 01:18:24,616
the subject has been occupying a bed for the last 12 years.

852
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,319
Screw you!

853
01:18:27,122 --> 01:18:31,058
You're concerned about the bed! How do you know he won't wake up?

854
01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,288
I'm a doctor. - But not God.

855
01:18:34,963 --> 01:18:37,625
Did you get inside his head? I should thwack you in the head.

856
01:18:38,633 --> 01:18:40,624
Leave the class!

857
01:18:42,704 --> 01:18:45,639
Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand.

858
01:18:45,974 --> 01:18:48,636
What are you doing? Where are you taking him?

859
01:18:49,644 --> 01:18:51,441
"Bro.. Anand, don't mind him."

860
01:18:51,713 --> 01:18:54,648
These docs read a couple of books and think they're God.

861
01:18:55,183 --> 01:18:57,174
"If anyone gives you tension, let me know."

862
01:19:08,663 --> 01:19:11,996
12 years you've been here- that's a lot of time.

863
01:19:13,001 --> 01:19:16,164
"You must be bored! Hey Doc, gimme the headphones."

864
01:19:22,143 --> 01:19:24,668
"Bro.. Anand, listen; it's your heart!"

865
01:19:24,946 --> 01:19:26,846
What a solid beat.

866
01:19:28,116 --> 01:19:29,105
Listen.

867
01:19:34,823 --> 01:19:36,791
You are hundred percent alive.

868
01:19:37,092 --> 01:19:40,687
"If anyone disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, OK?"

869
01:19:50,705 --> 01:19:52,366
"All right, right here."

870
01:19:52,707 --> 01:19:56,370
"Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out."

871
01:19:57,879 --> 01:19:59,710
"And sir, he just took the subject out of class!"

872
01:19:59,814 --> 01:20:03,375
And you did nothing? - Should I have wrestled with him?

873
01:20:03,885 --> 01:20:07,048
"Sir, he nearly strangled me. I could have died."

874
01:20:09,057 --> 01:20:11,389
"And that ugly street language in the classroom - yo dude, like..."

875
01:20:11,526 --> 01:20:14,393
"I just can't get this shit into my head, man - What is this?"

876
01:20:14,663 --> 01:20:16,221
Is this some bloody country bar?

877
01:20:16,464 --> 01:20:19,729
"Do you know by what name he calls us? "Doofus"!"

878
01:20:20,101 --> 01:20:24,731
"Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it!"

879
01:20:25,740 --> 01:20:28,231
"Sir, we all want you to rusticate him."

880
01:20:30,145 --> 01:20:32,409
We can't do that. - Why?

881
01:20:33,081 --> 01:20:36,073
On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions?

882
01:20:36,451 --> 01:20:38,316
Or because he doesn't speak too politely?

883
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,811
He topped the pre-medical entrance exams.

884
01:20:41,189 --> 01:20:43,316
We need a very strong reason to rusticate him.

885
01:20:47,762 --> 01:20:51,095
"Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way!"

886
01:20:51,499 --> 01:20:54,764
Enjoying your stroll? Get to work!

887
01:21:01,776 --> 01:21:04,108
There's only one way out as I see it.

888
01:21:04,779 --> 01:21:07,043
"Rustom, you will set this terms question paper."

889
01:21:07,382 --> 01:21:09,714
You'll set the toughest paper in the history of this institution.

890
01:21:11,319 --> 01:21:13,787
"He'll fail, and the next day we'll hand him his leaving certificate."

891
01:21:15,857 --> 01:21:18,519
"Munna's brought a bed, dude! - What?"

892
01:21:23,531 --> 01:21:25,522
"Brought a bed, dude?? - He's brought a bed, sir!"

893
01:21:35,910 --> 01:21:38,811
"Bro.. Anand, dump the tension. Any problems, just tell Bro.. about it."

894
01:21:39,981 --> 01:21:41,812
"Bro.., your father-in-law!"

895
01:21:47,822 --> 01:21:50,222
May I ask what's going on here? - No!

896
01:21:53,628 --> 01:21:54,822
OK... OK. Ask...

897
01:21:55,764 --> 01:21:58,824
What the hell are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that...

898
01:21:59,234 --> 01:22:02,169
...Bro.. Anand's bed could be better utilized for another patient.

899
01:22:02,504 --> 01:22:05,837
"So, we've vacated it. - We have no need for this bed."

900
01:22:06,274 --> 01:22:08,504
"It's not for you to sleep on, doofus."

901
01:22:11,012 --> 01:22:13,503
"Bro.. Anand, this's your personal bed."

902
01:22:13,948 --> 01:22:17,509
Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you.

903
01:22:20,121 --> 01:22:22,453
"Bye, Bro.. Anand. Take it easy."

904
01:22:43,311 --> 01:22:46,542
Careful! He hasn't shaved in 12 years.

905
01:22:47,415 --> 01:22:51,215
"Bro.. Anand, let's get you slicked and then out in the sun..."

906
01:22:51,619 --> 01:22:53,484
"get some, Vitamin D!"

907
01:22:53,721 --> 01:22:58,886
Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out - call me for work.

908
01:22:59,961 --> 01:23:02,225
I can't study and work.

909
01:23:02,897 --> 01:23:07,891
There's so much stuff in the body to know about?

910
01:23:08,303 --> 01:23:12,603
"To begin with, there are 206 types of bones!"

911
01:23:13,441 --> 01:23:15,909
"Never thought of that while breaking them, did we?"

912
01:23:17,979 --> 01:23:19,970
Why aren't you in class?

913
01:23:20,281 --> 01:23:23,910
Because everyone keeps throwing me out. - All the doctors are angry with you.

914
01:23:24,185 --> 01:23:26,176
You've got to pay a little more attention to your studies ...

915
01:23:29,591 --> 01:23:31,582
Hello... I'm talking to you...

916
01:23:52,947 --> 01:23:54,938
Bro.. Anand you look like a rock star!

917
01:23:55,350 --> 01:24:01,118
"The nurses are gonna fight over you now. Let's go for a spin, Bro..."

918
01:24:11,232 --> 01:24:15,965
That face behind a beard... Heresy!

919
01:24:20,074 --> 01:24:21,507
"Murli, stop!"

920
01:24:22,644 --> 01:24:26,978
"Look if you don't do well, they're going to throw out."

921
01:24:27,982 --> 01:24:31,975
"Ok look, if you study, and pass the exam, I'll arrange a meeting..."

922
01:24:32,153 --> 01:24:35,782
between you and Chinki. - No problemo. I'll pass!

923
01:24:42,997 --> 01:24:48,560
Pops... How are you? - Come in. Carom?

924
01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:52,665
"Play carom, drink juice ... That's the good life, pops!"

925
01:25:00,014 --> 01:25:02,346
It's a really difficult paper man!

926
01:25:10,024 --> 01:25:13,016
Alimentary canal...Alimentary canal... Got that? OK.

927
01:25:13,328 --> 01:25:18,027
The answer to question number four is 'spinal cord atrophy induces...

928
01:25:22,036 --> 01:25:23,196
What...?

929
01:25:23,371 --> 01:25:27,705
Spinal cord atrophy... Hey keep it down!

930
01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:31,569
Will you please... Silence! I can't concentrate man...Please.

931
01:25:32,113 --> 01:25:37,050
"Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-l, cord, c-o-r-d..."

932
01:25:50,832 --> 01:25:53,858
Done. Was really tough! - Best of luck.

933
01:25:59,073 --> 01:26:02,736
This boy is a genius. If such guys become doctors...

934
01:26:03,077 --> 01:26:08,071
"...then patients will only hear Dude, lie down, you're screwed!"

935
01:26:09,517 --> 01:26:12,077
"Rustom, I want to know how he topped."

936
01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,753
"How would I know sir? - Yeah, how would you know?"

937
01:26:16,090 --> 01:26:19,082
"Sir, you had called Murli Prasad Sharma. - Send him in."

938
01:26:21,496 --> 01:26:23,896
"So, Mr. Sharma, you've topped again."

939
01:26:24,165 --> 01:26:26,895
"Dude, your professors sure know their job."

940
01:26:27,201 --> 01:26:29,692
May I ask what you wish to prove here?

941
01:26:31,205 --> 01:26:34,106
"Ask away, dude! - Who do you think you are?"

942
01:26:35,610 --> 01:26:37,840
Do you think I don't know that you've cheated?

943
01:26:38,112 --> 01:26:40,103
"I don't know how, but I will find out, Mister."

944
01:26:41,115 --> 01:26:44,778
You think I've cheated? Let me declare that I have.

945
01:26:45,186 --> 01:26:47,916
And will do it again. Do what you can!

946
01:26:48,189 --> 01:26:51,522
Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me like this!

947
01:26:51,859 --> 01:26:53,724
There's always a first time dude!

948
01:26:53,861 --> 01:26:55,522
"You, you, you, you,..."

949
01:26:56,130 --> 01:26:59,930
Do you know I can throw you out of this college?

950
01:27:00,201 --> 01:27:03,136
Have you forgotten how I threw your father out?

951
01:27:04,138 --> 01:27:09,474
How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and left.

952
01:27:10,211 --> 01:27:13,806
Now it's your turn. You're going to get screwed in your own college.

953
01:27:14,415 --> 01:27:16,940
"Not only will I become a doctor, I'll also marry your daughter."

954
01:27:17,285 --> 01:27:19,617
That's my challenge.

955
01:27:20,254 --> 01:27:21,915
Do your worst.

956
01:27:33,501 --> 01:27:35,492
I will screw him!!

957
01:27:36,170 --> 01:27:38,161
What am I saying?!?!?!

958
01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:56,170
"Ms. Suman, I topped again! - Murli, I'm busy"

959
01:27:56,970 --> 01:27:59,640
Dump the tension. I'll wait.

960
01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:03,310
Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor.

961
01:28:04,180 --> 01:28:07,710
"Murli, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman!"

962
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:09,780
I know. Congratulations.

963
01:28:10,090 --> 01:28:12,990
Please ask Chinki to meet me now. - She won't meet you.

964
01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:18,660
"Hey, you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna."

965
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:22,660
She would meet you but Dr. Asthana is livid right now.

966
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,800
"Dude, he's like the Incredible Sulk."

967
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:28,000
Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug?

968
01:28:28,170 --> 01:28:30,570
Hug? - An honest hug is magical.

969
01:28:30,910 --> 01:28:33,670
My mom calls it the Magic Hug. It's an anti-tension drug.

970
01:28:34,010 --> 01:28:37,340
"Hey, can't you see its wet there?"

971
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:42,540
I sweep this place 25 times a day. Am I a machine?

972
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:44,680
"I keep cleaning, people keep walking."

973
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:49,020
I'll die sweeping.

974
01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:54,590
"Hey, watch it..."

975
01:28:55,170 --> 01:28:56,720
Sorry! - What sorry?

976
01:28:57,030 --> 01:29:00,200
You'll merely walk off but I'll get yelled at.

977
01:29:00,940 --> 01:29:03,700
Like I've been yelled at...for 30 years.

978
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:07,040
What's your name?

979
01:29:07,910 --> 01:29:12,040
You want to complain now? The name's Maqsood.

980
01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:15,720
I don't want to complain. I want to thank you.

981
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:26,350
You're an awesome worker Bro.. Maqsood.

982
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,060
Everyone thanks doctors for making them well.

983
01:29:30,870 --> 01:29:34,500
No one thanks you for picking up their rubbish.

984
01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:37,860
I just want to say thanks.

985
01:29:38,210 --> 01:29:39,230
Thank you.

986
01:29:51,990 --> 01:29:55,480
You're gonna make me cry. Enough.

987
01:30:04,870 --> 01:30:08,530
Sorry! - Forget it. I'll take care of it.

988
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,640
Tell Chinki she should give her dad a Magic Hug.

989
01:30:17,980 --> 01:30:21,280
"I swear, he'll melt like butter."

990
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:30,120
I've decided - I'm calling Dubai!

991
01:30:30,930 --> 01:30:32,590
Dubai! Why?

992
01:30:32,930 --> 01:30:37,460
Bro.. Abbas can make Munna disappear into thin air.

993
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:40,240
Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy?

994
01:30:40,570 --> 01:30:42,970
He came from Dubai to get his hernia operated from me.

995
01:30:43,310 --> 01:30:47,370
"You know what he said to me? He said, Bro.. Asthana, I owe you a hernia..."

996
01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:50,810
"...if you ever need help just think of me."

997
01:30:51,150 --> 01:30:53,140
These are men of honour.

998
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,920
No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff.

999
01:31:02,260 --> 01:31:03,490
Yeah! I know...

1000
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,520
"Hello! - Hello Chinki, Munna here."

1001
01:31:10,130 --> 01:31:11,730
Did Dr. Suman speak to you?

1002
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:18,570
I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman. She's my buddy too.

1003
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:21,500
What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug!

1004
01:31:21,950 --> 01:31:23,670
Is the doofus feeling better?

1005
01:31:23,950 --> 01:31:25,940
Doofus!!... He called me 'doofus'!!

1006
01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,980
What's going on Munna? - I topped again.

1007
01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:33,550
"It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want?"

1008
01:31:33,890 --> 01:31:38,830
You told Dr. Suman that if I do well you'd meet me... Right?

1009
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,930
"No, I can't meet you."

1010
01:31:41,270 --> 01:31:44,830
"Hey Chinki, it's wrong to break a promise."

1011
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:50,470
"Ok, fine. Tomorrow. Club Kino. Ten 'o'clock. OK?"

1012
01:31:51,610 --> 01:31:54,300
My own daughter meets him. I'll kill him.

1013
01:31:54,850 --> 01:31:58,370
I promise you won't hear Munna's name after this.

1014
01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:00,350
Trust me dad.

1015
01:32:17,230 --> 01:32:19,400
"Bro.., how will you recognize her?"

1016
01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:21,730
"I will, I've known her as a child!"

1017
01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:31,240
Munna!

1018
01:32:33,950 --> 01:32:35,940
Bro.....Found her! - Where?

1019
01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:37,780
Up there. In mid-air!

1020
01:32:51,470 --> 01:32:55,370
"Munna, my baby, so sweet."

1021
01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:59,170
Wow! You're lookin' so good.

1022
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:04,950
"Don't you recognise me... Your childhood buddy, Chinki?"

1023
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:08,680
"It's she! Hello Ma'am, I'm Circuit."

1024
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:11,680
"Circuit! As in, like, 'fused circuit'?"

1025
01:33:13,290 --> 01:33:15,280
"Oh my god! - Hey Chinki, how are you doing?"

1026
01:33:15,630 --> 01:33:17,460
Andy. Hi...

1027
01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:21,090
"Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the floor."

1028
01:33:32,310 --> 01:33:33,870
That bastard! Should I nail that chimpanzee?

1029
01:33:34,110 --> 01:33:35,100
"No, dude."

1030
01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:45,320
"Come on, let's go. - What, me too?"

1031
01:33:53,330 --> 01:33:55,990
"Who was that guy? - Andy, my boyfriend."

1032
01:33:56,730 --> 01:34:01,530
A boyfriend... that's freaky! - Why? Don't you have a girlfriend?

1033
01:34:02,910 --> 01:34:06,870
Oh so sweet darling. Life is very short.

1034
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:12,770
So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday?

1035
01:34:13,150 --> 01:34:16,140
"Andy is going to New York, so let's meet up."

1036
01:34:17,050 --> 01:34:18,820
Meaning? - Meaning...

1037
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:22,850
"You and me, alone!"

1038
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,160
"Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe!"

1039
01:34:35,370 --> 01:34:38,360
Oh god! You had to see his face. It was too funny:

1040
01:34:39,110 --> 01:34:41,700
"Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe!"

1041
01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:44,810
"So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'..."

1042
01:34:45,150 --> 01:34:46,880
but he was shocked for sure!

1043
01:34:48,550 --> 01:34:53,390
Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it.

1044
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:56,720
"What did he say? Boyfriend... - "A boyfriend... that's freaky!!"

1045
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:02,850
I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. Well done

1046
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:05,230
Are you OK now Dad? - OK? I am very happy.

1047
01:35:05,570 --> 01:35:07,540
"But, "A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!"

1048
01:35:09,410 --> 01:35:15,400
"OK, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone."

1049
01:35:16,410 --> 01:35:18,400
"But... - "A Boyfriend... that's freaky!!"

1050
01:35:23,420 --> 01:35:27,080
She was so sweet as a kid... It's just ruined my memories.

1051
01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:30,760
Time changes everything Murli. - But how much.

1052
01:35:31,230 --> 01:35:33,420
She was morphing into the guys when she danced.

1053
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:38,860
And her dress? It was so indecent.

1054
01:35:40,540 --> 01:35:45,700
Now look at you. You're a doctor. So decent. One respects you.

1055
01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:50,240
She is the way she is. You should just forget her.

1056
01:35:52,220 --> 01:35:55,080
"And while you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as well."

1057
01:35:55,450 --> 01:36:01,120
This war is futile. - You're so sensible.

1058
01:36:02,230 --> 01:36:05,790
"You know, I always thought she'd be like you."

1059
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:08,250
Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension.

1060
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:15,240
"But your peaceful style, your friendly smile..."

1061
01:36:16,210 --> 01:36:20,700
"But she...? - But Murli, I'm not Chinki."

1062
01:36:22,580 --> 01:36:25,280
Why? Why aren't you Chinki?

1063
01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:33,750
I always thought she'd be like you and now I can't get your image off my mind.

1064
01:36:40,430 --> 01:36:42,260
"Your smile, your eyes..."

1065
01:36:43,630 --> 01:36:44,620
What?

1066
01:36:45,070 --> 01:36:45,970
What?

1067
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:47,700
What did you say?

1068
01:36:48,510 --> 01:36:50,100
What did you hear?

1069
01:36:50,410 --> 01:36:54,940
"Murli, didn't you just say something? - No!"

1070
01:36:56,510 --> 01:36:58,210
I thought I heard something.

1071
01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:01,780
"I swear she heard me, Bro.. Anand. I didn't even move my lips..."

1072
01:37:02,390 --> 01:37:07,190
and she knew what I was thinking.

1073
01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:10,050
"Is that possible, Bro..?"

1074
01:37:10,530 --> 01:37:13,120
"You know, this happens in love."

1075
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:16,190
Circuit also says if feelings are strong...

1076
01:37:16,530 --> 01:37:18,870
you can talk long distance clearly without a phone.

1077
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:23,030
"So give me a signal Bro.., what do you think?"

1078
01:37:23,540 --> 01:37:25,530
Do you think I'm falling for her?

1079
01:37:28,550 --> 01:37:33,350
Correct. I think so too.

1080
01:37:37,550 --> 01:37:39,320
"Hey! Bro.., Hey Doctor!"

1081
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:43,220
Come quick. Bro.. Anand spoke to me.

1082
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:47,890
He heard me and blinked at me as well. Just now. I swear by my mother.

1083
01:37:48,430 --> 01:37:53,130
"Do it again, Bro.., come on."

1084
01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:57,000
"Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in twelve years."

1085
01:37:57,340 --> 01:37:58,360
Shut up!

1086
01:37:59,480 --> 01:38:02,780
"Bro.., I know you're listening to me."

1087
01:38:03,580 --> 01:38:05,570
Please try.

1088
01:38:06,050 --> 01:38:08,380
Give me a sign.

1089
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:11,240
Show them they're wrong.

1090
01:38:15,590 --> 01:38:20,390
"OK everyone, let's get back to work. You wait for your signal."

1091
01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:26,930
"Murli, what now?"

1092
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,660
Ms. Suman do you think I'd joke about this?

1093
01:38:31,010 --> 01:38:35,210
I swear he blinked.

1094
01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:41,050
"Murli, even though your voice reaches his ears, it doesn't reach his brain."

1095
01:38:41,420 --> 01:38:43,220
So what if it doesn't reach his brain.

1096
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:48,280
It goes straight to the heart.

1097
01:38:49,430 --> 01:38:51,290
"Whether you believe it or not,"

1098
01:38:51,630 --> 01:38:56,290
I say if there is a strong connection between two people...

1099
01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:59,190
then it's the heart that listens.

1100
01:38:59,740 --> 01:39:01,760
You're too much.

1101
01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:11,200
"Ms. Suman, can you hear me?"

1102
01:39:14,650 --> 01:39:17,640
"Mike testing - 1,2,3..."

1103
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:22,250
Ms. Suman I think I've fallen in love with you.

1104
01:39:46,850 --> 01:39:48,370
Hello. - Good Morning Dad.

1105
01:39:48,690 --> 01:39:50,380
"Oh, I met Dr. Desai's Son yesterday."

1106
01:39:50,690 --> 01:39:54,020
He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon. Very good-Iooking fellow.

1107
01:39:54,690 --> 01:39:56,680
I think you should meet him once.

1108
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:05,430
Bro.. Munna! - Munna?

1109
01:40:05,770 --> 01:40:08,360
Yes. He's got flowers for you.

1110
01:40:08,710 --> 01:40:10,700
You get up. I'll handle this. You go. OK

1111
01:40:14,710 --> 01:40:19,810
"Hey Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah... calm down..."

1112
01:40:26,490 --> 01:40:28,180
Yes? - For you.

1113
01:40:28,730 --> 01:40:29,520
Me?

1114
01:40:29,730 --> 01:40:33,060
"Look, I want to apologize to you... genuinely."

1115
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:39,970
"Come in. - No, Chinki's inside, right?"

1116
01:40:40,500 --> 01:40:42,270
Let's sit in the garden for two minutes.

1117
01:40:42,740 --> 01:40:44,210
Why not? Sure.

1118
01:40:55,850 --> 01:41:01,050
"Look dude, I've created a lot of tension for you."

1119
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:05,420
Today I just want to say sorry.

1120
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:14,190
No Munna. The fault was mine. So what if you aren't a doctor.

1121
01:41:14,540 --> 01:41:19,200
You're a gem! I know you want to meet Chinki.

1122
01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:23,580
"Hang on ...Chinki! - No, don't! I've met her."

1123
01:41:24,510 --> 01:41:27,850
Really? You rascal! So?

1124
01:41:29,790 --> 01:41:32,450
To tell you the truth she's too wild.

1125
01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:37,230
"I know she's a motherless child, but you ought to control her a bit."

1126
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:38,790
You are right.

1127
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:43,960
"But once you two are married she'll realise her responsibilities, right?"

1128
01:41:44,730 --> 01:41:45,560
Sorry boss.

1129
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:51,470
I can't run a bulldozer through my life just because I want to bulldoze yours.

1130
01:41:52,580 --> 01:41:54,570
"To marry, its important to be in love, right?"

1131
01:41:54,810 --> 01:41:55,610
That's true.

1132
01:41:55,850 --> 01:41:59,470
"Dude, I have found true love with someone."

1133
01:41:59,820 --> 01:42:00,810
How sweet.

1134
01:42:02,620 --> 01:42:04,950
I hope it doesn't break poor Chinki's heart.

1135
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:08,290
Why don't you tell her? Chinki!

1136
01:42:09,630 --> 01:42:11,490
"Tell her later, please!"

1137
01:42:12,730 --> 01:42:15,390
OK. Poor Chinki!

1138
01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:21,330
But I'm really happy for you Munna.

1139
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:29,580
"Go son, find your path, the path of love. Be happy!"

1140
01:42:29,950 --> 01:42:32,510
"I misunderstood you. You're quite cool, dude!"

1141
01:42:32,850 --> 01:42:33,840
Cool!

1142
01:42:35,850 --> 01:42:39,650
May I ask who this `fortunate' girl is?

1143
01:42:39,990 --> 01:42:43,050
"Ask, dude! - You are blushing. How sweet."

1144
01:42:43,430 --> 01:42:45,190
You're shy! Who is she?

1145
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,190
"Dude, you can't tell a soul."

1146
01:42:51,900 --> 01:42:55,530
It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her.

1147
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:15,880
So happy! - I knew you'd be happy.

1148
01:43:16,890 --> 01:43:19,590
"You're cool, man. I gotta run now."

1149
01:43:30,710 --> 01:43:32,570
"Ms. Suman, what happened?"

1150
01:43:32,910 --> 01:43:35,670
Exactly what did you tell Dad? - Whose dad?

1151
01:43:36,010 --> 01:43:38,280
"Chinki's dad, Dr. Asthana."

1152
01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:40,610
Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut.

1153
01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:43,320
Like you. Why did you say those things to him?

1154
01:43:43,650 --> 01:43:47,250
Correct. Instead of Chinki's old man I should've spoken to your old man...

1155
01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:50,950
...I mean... your father. - No! You should've spoken to me first.

1156
01:43:51,290 --> 01:43:53,290
Correct. If I love you...

1157
01:43:53,930 --> 01:43:56,020
"I should first speak to you, right?"

1158
01:43:56,930 --> 01:43:59,930
It...just happened...

1159
01:44:04,910 --> 01:44:06,930
So? - So what?

1160
01:44:09,750 --> 01:44:11,510
"So, how do you feel about me?"

1161
01:44:11,950 --> 01:44:16,610
"I don't feel anything. I mean, I like you."

1162
01:44:16,990 --> 01:44:19,610
I know you can make any woman really happy!

1163
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:22,290
You are the woman I want to make happy.

1164
01:44:23,060 --> 01:44:26,550
"Ms. Suman, when you smile..."

1165
01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:30,160
life is beautiful.

1166
01:44:31,970 --> 01:44:35,960
I want to see you smiling forever.

1167
01:44:38,910 --> 01:44:41,170
So? - So what?

1168
01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:47,780
Please marry me. - Murli!!!

1169
01:44:49,990 --> 01:44:52,110
I just want a straight answer.

1170
01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:55,450
"If you don't want to marry me, I will leave."

1171
01:44:55,790 --> 01:44:59,690
Hello Doctor. - Hello Zaheer. Murli...please leave.

1172
01:45:00,030 --> 01:45:03,330
Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feel a thing for me?

1173
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:05,800
I'm with a patient now. - Take your time.

1174
01:45:06,100 --> 01:45:08,330
I'm not leaving without an answer.

1175
01:45:11,010 --> 01:45:13,640
"Dude, is there a problem if I wait here? It's important."

1176
01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:17,240
Did you get all the tests done? - Yes doctor.

1177
01:45:18,050 --> 01:45:23,010
Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too.

1178
01:45:24,020 --> 01:45:26,010
I had a stomachache for sometime.

1179
01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:29,690
A couple of days back I vomited and there was some blood.

1180
01:45:30,030 --> 01:45:33,520
Thought I'd get some tests done. - Clear case of food poisoning!

1181
01:45:34,030 --> 01:45:36,160
Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday.

1182
01:45:36,630 --> 01:45:39,600
Why? Where's your family? - In Nagpur.

1183
01:45:39,940 --> 01:45:44,430
"Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife,"

1184
01:45:44,970 --> 01:45:48,340
"who'll feed you, keep your clothes clean."

1185
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:50,700
"Hey, this shirt's had it!"

1186
01:45:51,050 --> 01:45:53,710
"Zaheer, can anyone from your family come here?"

1187
01:45:54,050 --> 01:45:56,850
Why doctor? What does the report say?

1188
01:45:57,220 --> 01:45:59,210
You should've come a couple of months back.

1189
01:46:02,660 --> 01:46:04,850
"Look, Zaheer... sit."

1190
01:46:13,070 --> 01:46:15,060
Zaheer you'll need to be brave.

1191
01:46:17,070 --> 01:46:19,060
I suspect you have stomach cancer.

1192
01:46:30,090 --> 01:46:32,650
But I have an important meeting at two.

1193
01:46:33,420 --> 01:46:35,550
"OK, so come tomorrow morning."

1194
01:46:37,030 --> 01:46:41,590
Why did you say I should've come a few months back?

1195
01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:45,620
Is it too late? - No ...No...

1196
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:49,530
We'll start the treatment tomorrow. - Then why did you say that?

1197
01:46:53,110 --> 01:46:54,910
How much time do I have?

1198
01:46:55,650 --> 01:46:57,640
Please tell me the truth.

1199
01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:02,520
"I have many responsibilities. - Look Zaheer, finish your meeting."

1200
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,910
And finish all your work by evening.

1201
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,350
All my work? In half a day?

1202
01:47:12,130 --> 01:47:14,120
Get settled? Buy a flat?

1203
01:47:15,370 --> 01:47:17,130
In half a day?

1204
01:47:19,540 --> 01:47:22,730
"My mother's pilgrimage, sister's wedding?"

1205
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:25,470
In half a day?

1206
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:29,470
"Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine."

1207
01:47:29,910 --> 01:47:32,470
God's will is fairly obvious -

1208
01:47:33,150 --> 01:47:35,140
I've been given half a day to live.

1209
01:47:37,150 --> 01:47:39,380
Zaheer... - Why me?

1210
01:47:48,330 --> 01:47:50,160
Tell me doctor -

1211
01:47:51,170 --> 01:47:56,730
I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman...

1212
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:01,340
"...then, why me?"

1213
01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:06,840
"All my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themselves silly..."

1214
01:48:07,180 --> 01:48:09,170
Even I felt like doing it.

1215
01:48:11,720 --> 01:48:16,660
But I always buried my desires...

1216
01:48:17,360 --> 01:48:23,530
to fulfil my responsibilities first.

1217
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:29,200
Thought I'd have long life ...

1218
01:48:32,210 --> 01:48:35,870
there'll be time for this ...

1219
01:48:43,020 --> 01:48:45,540
How much time does he have? - Very little.

1220
01:48:45,990 --> 01:48:48,720
You should have hugged him. - Murli!

1221
01:48:49,060 --> 01:48:53,220
"He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work like this!"

1222
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:05,770
"Dump the tension, Bro... You'll be fine."

1223
01:49:07,240 --> 01:49:09,040
Let go... Let go of me!

1224
01:49:09,250 --> 01:49:12,040
Dump the tension! It'll be fine! - Stop harassing me!

1225
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:14,740
Stop harassing me!

1226
01:49:16,290 --> 01:49:18,250
Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow?

1227
01:49:21,260 --> 01:49:22,380
Let me be!

1228
01:49:33,700 --> 01:49:37,260
Circuit... Where do people go when they die?

1229
01:49:38,270 --> 01:49:41,440
Depends on who it was.

1230
01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:45,270
Did you ever feel you were gonna die?

1231
01:49:46,280 --> 01:49:48,720
"Do you know that freak, Shakeel? - Yeah?"

1232
01:49:49,050 --> 01:49:52,110
"Once he ran with a sword after me, I thought I'm gonna go that day!"

1233
01:49:52,460 --> 01:49:54,010
"No, stupid."

1234
01:49:55,290 --> 01:49:58,990
Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were gonna die...

1235
01:49:59,300 --> 01:50:01,730
and were helpless. Waited for it.

1236
01:50:02,060 --> 01:50:08,300
"Saw the calendar, the clock, like a time bomb."

1237
01:50:10,370 --> 01:50:16,070
"Your life, your dreams suddenly come face to face with THE END!"

1238
01:50:17,480 --> 01:50:25,320
Bro.. my mom used to say we become stars when we die.

1239
01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:31,330
Look - my dad.

1240
01:50:32,090 --> 01:50:33,820
Bugger used to beat me a lot.

1241
01:50:35,330 --> 01:50:37,930
That's Uncle - he was a cool guy!

1242
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,870
Hey where's mom?

1243
01:50:48,340 --> 01:50:50,340
Bombay's getting too damn polluted man!

1244
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:58,550
"Circuit, get my stuff back from the hostel."

1245
01:50:59,360 --> 01:51:02,020
"Why? - Enough of this drama, man!"

1246
01:51:02,360 --> 01:51:07,090
"I wanna get back to work. - Why are you saying this, Bro..?"

1247
01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:13,460
"You saw Chinki, right?"

1248
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:16,670
And Dr. Suman is also not interested.

1249
01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:19,600
So why become a doctor?

1250
01:51:19,980 --> 01:51:24,970
I know you too well. Something's the matter.

1251
01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:30,380
"For the first time in fifteen years, someone slapped me today."

1252
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:34,380
"Son of a... give me his name, Bro... I'll cut him up right here."

1253
01:51:35,420 --> 01:51:36,520
Zaheer.

1254
01:51:50,410 --> 01:51:51,400
"Hey, aunty! - What?"

1255
01:51:51,540 --> 01:51:54,070
Who's Zaheer?- He... Hey!

1256
01:51:54,410 --> 01:51:56,880
Who are you? - Quiet! Get inside!

1257
01:51:57,610 --> 01:51:58,600
Move!

1258
01:52:03,990 --> 01:52:07,080
Are you Zaheer? - Yes...

1259
01:52:08,320 --> 01:52:11,690
You slapped Bro..? - Who are you?

1260
01:52:12,030 --> 01:52:13,220
"You've got guts, dude!"

1261
01:52:13,530 --> 01:52:17,730
Bro..'s sent these shirts for you.

1262
01:52:18,430 --> 01:52:22,700
"And hey, mark my words - when you have less time..."

1263
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:25,030
you gotta live twice as much!

1264
01:52:26,440 --> 01:52:30,040
Bro.. told me you haven't even touched a babe!

1265
01:52:32,550 --> 01:52:33,570
Hang on...

1266
01:52:41,460 --> 01:52:45,950
"Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a lifetime in one moment"

1267
01:52:46,330 --> 01:52:51,200
"What's gone is in the past, greet what's to come with a smile"

1268
01:52:54,500 --> 01:52:58,600
"Set the mood, there's but one cure"

1269
01:52:58,940 --> 01:53:04,040
"Live with your every pore, life can be short, so make it grand!"

1270
01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:11,910
"Look, see through my eyes"

1271
01:53:14,660 --> 01:53:18,220
"Learn, to live completely"

1272
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,290
"Seize, for life is too short"

1273
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:27,190
"Know this, your life will pass by"

1274
01:53:27,500 --> 01:53:33,500
So learn to live before you die!

1275
01:53:34,980 --> 01:53:40,310
"Look, see through my eyes"

1276
01:54:00,570 --> 01:54:04,730
Grab happiness's arm

1277
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:09,540
And wrench the pain away

1278
01:54:10,550 --> 01:54:13,010
Hey don't grieve over sadness

1279
01:54:13,350 --> 01:54:15,840
Stop dying and asking why

1280
01:54:16,320 --> 01:54:18,550
And learn to live before you die

1281
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:29,560
"Look, see through my eyes"

1282
01:54:31,570 --> 01:54:34,560
"Learn, to live completely"

1283
01:54:36,570 --> 01:54:39,560
"Seize, for life is too short"

1284
01:54:41,580 --> 01:54:43,980
"Know this, your life will pass by"

1285
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:46,580
So learn to live before you die!

1286
01:54:52,290 --> 01:54:55,260
"Fool, its not about whether you live long"

1287
01:54:55,590 --> 01:54:58,250
It's about whether you live it up

1288
01:55:35,500 --> 01:55:38,630
"Sing, to the beat of your heart"

1289
01:55:40,640 --> 01:55:43,870
Life is an icy cold song they say

1290
01:55:45,340 --> 01:55:47,310
It's lilting but it's melting away

1291
01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:50,310
"Whether you laugh, or whether you cry"

1292
01:55:50,750 --> 01:55:52,770
So learn to live before you die!

1293
01:56:03,590 --> 01:56:04,990
Baldy's here!

1294
01:56:06,230 --> 01:56:07,960
And he's all worked-up.

1295
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:11,060
"Bro.. Zaheer, he'll finish the rest of the dance for you."

1296
01:56:16,570 --> 01:56:18,670
Let's go... Rina...Come on!

1297
01:56:24,850 --> 01:56:27,680
Matron! Who brought this girl here?

1298
01:56:30,690 --> 01:56:31,680
Matron?

1299
01:56:33,690 --> 01:56:35,350
You!... Who brought her here?

1300
01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:42,860
"Oh, I see."

1301
01:56:45,700 --> 01:56:48,230
You're on that goon's side.

1302
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:49,700
Shame on you!

1303
01:56:49,940 --> 01:56:52,870
I couldn't do anything earlier. I had to tolerate everything.

1304
01:56:53,410 --> 01:56:58,240
And now that I have a chance you're on his side.

1305
01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:03,040
No one will be spared.

1306
01:57:03,450 --> 01:57:05,920
"You, you, you, watch out - See what I do."

1307
01:57:06,290 --> 01:57:07,380
Now you watch it.

1308
01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:13,230
"Excuse them, sir. Please."

1309
01:57:14,730 --> 01:57:16,720
It was done for me.

1310
01:57:18,630 --> 01:57:22,200
Consider it my last wish.

1311
01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:30,540
He's amazing - a cabaret! You should've seen the dean's face!

1312
01:57:30,950 --> 01:57:33,310
And what about Zaheer's face?

1313
01:57:33,750 --> 01:57:35,410
He was smiling!!

1314
01:57:35,750 --> 01:57:39,880
You're telling me? Who was the first one he hugged?

1315
01:57:40,220 --> 01:57:41,420
Who? - Me!

1316
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:43,420
I think I've got a cold.

1317
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:45,750
"Hey buddy, give me a Magic Hug will you!"

1318
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:48,820
Magic Hug!!

1319
01:57:49,630 --> 01:57:51,430
And me? - Shut up Swami

1320
01:57:51,700 --> 01:57:53,260
Poor baby... here's yours!

1321
01:57:57,510 --> 01:58:00,100
"Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes last."

1322
01:58:02,810 --> 01:58:04,300
And pick up the bottles.

1323
01:58:04,780 --> 01:58:05,770
Leaving?

1324
01:58:07,880 --> 01:58:09,480
Our chat was incomplete.

1325
01:58:09,820 --> 01:58:13,120
"Look, you don't have any feelings for me."

1326
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:17,250
So what's the point - Facts aren't going to change.

1327
01:58:18,230 --> 01:58:21,130
Will you do one last thing? - What?

1328
01:58:23,800 --> 01:58:25,600
I feel strange saying this...

1329
01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:30,930
Strange is my middle name... Go on.

1330
01:58:32,810 --> 01:58:35,470
Who was the girl who came to the ward last night?

1331
01:58:35,810 --> 01:58:37,610
Sorry. Can't tell you anything.

1332
01:58:37,810 --> 01:58:42,410
She came here because of us and that baldy insulted her too.

1333
01:58:42,990 --> 01:58:46,010
Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy.

1334
01:58:46,820 --> 01:58:49,480
He's even worn your yellow shirt; he's looking really cute.

1335
01:58:50,990 --> 01:58:52,050
Thanks.

1336
01:58:55,130 --> 01:58:57,120
This hospital needs you.

1337
01:58:57,830 --> 01:59:01,830
If my request makes a difference then please don't go yet.

1338
01:59:06,140 --> 01:59:09,130
"It's all in, Bro... - Put it back in the hostel."

1339
01:59:10,080 --> 01:59:11,100
Again???

1340
01:59:11,510 --> 01:59:15,240
Didn't Bro.. just say that ... Didn't he! Take it out!

1341
01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:20,020
Mr. Murli. The dean... come quick!

1342
01:59:20,660 --> 01:59:24,960
"Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong."

1343
01:59:25,660 --> 01:59:28,860
I know who was responsible for last night.

1344
01:59:29,870 --> 01:59:37,070
"You have ten minutes to either write a complaint against Murli Prasad,..."

1345
01:59:38,710 --> 01:59:41,040
or write your resignation letters.

1346
01:59:42,640 --> 01:59:45,550
"Dude, I thought we understood each other now."

1347
01:59:45,880 --> 01:59:48,870
What's the problem?

1348
01:59:49,590 --> 01:59:51,450
You are the problem Mr. Sharma.

1349
01:59:51,790 --> 01:59:54,120
"We need discipline in the college, not cabaret."

1350
01:59:54,890 --> 01:59:58,290
"Why are you still weeping over discipline, dude?"

1351
01:59:58,690 --> 02:00:02,490
Zaheer is dying. I just wanted to make him smile a bit.

1352
02:00:03,670 --> 02:00:05,600
"Let these guys go, dude. End it!"

1353
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:10,900
"Exactly! End it! And now that you've accepted it,..."

1354
02:00:11,670 --> 02:00:13,700
"congratulations, here's your rustication letter."

1355
02:00:14,010 --> 02:00:16,710
I want you out by tomorrow.

1356
02:00:19,050 --> 02:00:23,920
Your luck's run out buddy. I was about to split...

1357
02:00:24,720 --> 02:00:27,710
when someone held my hand and asked me to stay.

1358
02:00:28,090 --> 02:00:31,580
Do your worst. Now I'm here to stay!

1359
02:00:32,730 --> 02:00:35,720
If you don't leave then the police will escort you out.

1360
02:00:36,500 --> 02:00:41,940
"Police? They couldn't keep me in, how will they pull me out?"

1361
02:00:42,810 --> 02:00:44,600
"You will go, Mr. Sharma."

1362
02:00:47,510 --> 02:00:50,710
"See, if the cops kick me out the front door..."

1363
02:00:51,050 --> 02:00:54,950
I'll return through the back door.

1364
02:00:55,950 --> 02:00:58,390
Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now!

1365
02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:22,530
It's an emergency!

1366
02:02:23,770 --> 02:02:25,430
"Someone fill a form, quick."

1367
02:02:28,080 --> 02:02:30,040
I'm not leaving!

1368
02:02:36,150 --> 02:02:39,210
Murli? - Ms. Suman!

1369
02:02:39,990 --> 02:02:41,050
What happened?

1370
02:02:41,820 --> 02:02:44,790
"Oh I skipped dinner last night, and even breakfast this morning,..."

1371
02:02:45,060 --> 02:02:48,090
because the Dean's lecture is really early...

1372
02:02:48,430 --> 02:02:50,730
and the marble floors are so damn slippery ...

1373
02:02:51,070 --> 02:02:52,760
You're mad! - I know!

1374
02:02:53,100 --> 02:02:55,400
Completely mad! - I know that too.

1375
02:02:56,070 --> 02:02:59,770
May I ask you why this happened? - Please ask.

1376
02:03:00,110 --> 02:03:05,570
"Murli! - You asked me to stay, so I did."

1377
02:03:06,820 --> 02:03:08,750
Now no one can throw me out.

1378
02:03:09,180 --> 02:03:12,210
But only till your recovery.

1379
02:03:12,550 --> 02:03:15,750
"How long before he recovers, Rustom? - Sir he's sustained two fractures..."

1380
02:03:15,890 --> 02:03:17,920
and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time.

1381
02:03:18,260 --> 02:03:21,560
Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast.

1382
02:03:21,900 --> 02:03:23,260
Yes sir. - You understand?

1383
02:03:28,270 --> 02:03:30,530
What happened Rustom...? - Oh my god!

1384
02:03:36,850 --> 02:03:43,270
I won again Bro.. Anand. You're not using your head.

1385
02:03:44,150 --> 02:03:46,420
"Now...here goes my cross,"

1386
02:03:48,320 --> 02:03:50,120
where do I put your zero?

1387
02:03:51,030 --> 02:03:52,020
Here...

1388
02:03:54,130 --> 02:03:55,790
no? Here?

1389
02:03:57,130 --> 02:03:59,120
Here neither? Here?

1390
02:04:03,940 --> 02:04:05,670
"Munna, look!"

1391
02:04:06,140 --> 02:04:11,140
"I know. But if I tell others, he never does it again."

1392
02:04:12,150 --> 02:04:15,480
"He just amuses himself. Smart cookie, aren't you?"

1393
02:04:17,850 --> 02:04:19,480
"See, no blink!"

1394
02:04:24,160 --> 02:04:27,600
"Hey, are you free tonight? - Yes, why?"

1395
02:04:28,160 --> 02:04:30,830
"I have two tickets to this film,"

1396
02:04:31,170 --> 02:04:33,360
and a friend wants to go with you! - Who?

1397
02:04:35,170 --> 02:04:40,340
Look ... Look through my eyes...

1398
02:04:42,180 --> 02:04:44,940
Wear the blue shirt - it suits you!

1399
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:48,910
Move... please move! Carefully!

1400
02:04:51,990 --> 02:04:53,390
Behave yourself ...

1401
02:04:54,190 --> 02:04:55,990
"Behave yourself, Rustom. - Sir, please do something."

1402
02:04:56,190 --> 02:04:57,490
We are...

1403
02:04:57,990 --> 02:05:00,360
People at this age lose the wish to live.

1404
02:05:00,700 --> 02:05:02,860
You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir.

1405
02:05:03,200 --> 02:05:05,190
I know if he eats something he'll be fine.

1406
02:05:05,670 --> 02:05:09,400
He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God!

1407
02:05:11,970 --> 02:05:14,000
Give me a sugar test and start the glucose right now.

1408
02:05:24,220 --> 02:05:26,550
"Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up!"

1409
02:05:27,220 --> 02:05:31,220
"Munna, it's the only way out. - Bullshit!"

1410
02:05:35,100 --> 02:05:36,890
"Circuit, quickly..."

1411
02:05:43,140 --> 02:05:44,000
Hey Circuit! - Bro..!

1412
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:46,040
Check out my break! - Go on...

1413
02:05:48,940 --> 02:05:52,400
Outstanding Bro..! - Now watch this!

1414
02:05:54,850 --> 02:05:57,440
How could you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then?

1415
02:05:57,790 --> 02:05:59,810
Watch this... an artful edge-strike...

1416
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:04,810
"Fool, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Bro..!"

1417
02:06:05,190 --> 02:06:06,750
"OK, the Queen's mine! - Ok!"

1418
02:06:13,170 --> 02:06:15,600
"That queen is one elusive babe! - She's the toughie, Bro..!"

1419
02:06:15,940 --> 02:06:18,930
Bro.. Zaheer! You're looking quite pleased.

1420
02:06:19,270 --> 02:06:20,970
She's taken!

1421
02:06:21,340 --> 02:06:24,280
"Where have you been? The show gets over at twelve, right?"

1422
02:06:25,080 --> 02:06:26,810
"Bro.., did you see my nuke-a-duke shot!"

1423
02:06:27,050 --> 02:06:29,280
"How's Rina, Bro.. Zaheer?"

1424
02:06:32,190 --> 02:06:34,050
Her name is Nandini.

1425
02:06:34,290 --> 02:06:37,520
"Wow, she tells the whole world it's Rina!"

1426
02:06:40,230 --> 02:06:41,860
"Your turn, Bro..! - Which one should I whack?"

1427
02:06:42,060 --> 02:06:43,790
"The queen, obviously!"

1428
02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:47,960
Will this go?

1429
02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:49,830
Good shot!

1430
02:06:50,310 --> 02:06:52,640
"Bro.., I'm a champ!"

1431
02:06:54,310 --> 02:06:57,440
He's coming! - Just watch this shot!

1432
02:06:59,350 --> 02:07:03,550
"Shit! Missed again! Bro.., this black one here!"

1433
02:07:04,490 --> 02:07:05,580
Shit!

1434
02:07:42,390 --> 02:07:44,820
"Right on, Pops!"

1435
02:07:45,190 --> 02:07:49,650
"Hey Pops, play carom, drink Juice - that's the good life!"

1436
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:58,040
Some juice for you?

1437
02:08:01,380 --> 02:08:03,370
"You got the queen, drink up!"

1438
02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:08,180
The cover's gonna be tough!

1439
02:09:00,300 --> 02:09:02,130
Papa! - Saw that?

1440
02:09:02,440 --> 02:09:03,930
"Very nice shot, Papa!"

1441
02:09:04,240 --> 02:09:06,430
It's made me hungry son ...

1442
02:09:07,210 --> 02:09:09,440
"Nurse, get the food. Please hurry up!"

1443
02:09:11,950 --> 02:09:13,440
I love you papa.

1444
02:09:26,460 --> 02:09:29,020
"Thank you, Bro.. Munna."

1445
02:09:30,870 --> 02:09:33,270
"Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything."

1446
02:09:33,640 --> 02:09:36,830
"You are God, Munna. - I didn't do nothin', buddy!"

1447
02:09:37,170 --> 02:09:39,500
This is a miracle. We had given up!

1448
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:41,830
"Come on, son, it's your break!"

1449
02:09:45,050 --> 02:09:47,040
But this time the queen's mine!

1450
02:11:12,570 --> 02:11:15,730
Why does my heart sing?

1451
02:11:21,210 --> 02:11:26,080
Why does the breeze swing?

1452
02:11:28,380 --> 02:11:31,580
Could the wind know?

1453
02:11:34,590 --> 02:11:38,890
Could my feelings show?

1454
02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:45,590
Why do my bangles jingle?

1455
02:11:53,610 --> 02:11:57,740
Why do my ankle bells tinkle?

1456
02:12:02,620 --> 02:12:07,080
Why is their music above?

1457
02:12:08,620 --> 02:12:13,080
Is it the melody of our love?

1458
02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:58,130
What does the wind ask my embrace?

1459
02:12:59,670 --> 02:13:06,810
What does my embrace hold?

1460
02:13:11,690 --> 02:13:13,980
It holds your dreams

1461
02:13:14,460 --> 02:13:16,890
It holds the sound of your name

1462
02:13:17,690 --> 02:13:20,680
"It holds the beat of my heart Which only sings your name"

1463
02:13:23,700 --> 02:13:29,140
The beat of my heart fades away

1464
02:13:29,540 --> 02:13:35,030
"As the wind, wearing bells, skips away!"

1465
02:14:11,680 --> 02:14:15,740
"Now slowly move your wrist, stretch your fingers..."

1466
02:14:17,450 --> 02:14:18,580
...any pain? - Nope!

1467
02:14:18,920 --> 02:14:21,580
Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok?

1468
02:14:21,920 --> 02:14:24,520
How do you feel? - Like a million bucks!

1469
02:14:24,860 --> 02:14:29,260
Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes.

1470
02:14:30,700 --> 02:14:32,760
Good-bye. Your rustication letter.

1471
02:14:33,570 --> 02:14:35,430
I'm not going anywhere!

1472
02:14:37,540 --> 02:14:38,770
I knew it.

1473
02:14:39,610 --> 02:14:40,770
Inspector Rawal.

1474
02:14:41,710 --> 02:14:43,300
That's your man. Throw him out.

1475
02:14:44,550 --> 02:14:45,530
Let's go!

1476
02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:50,180
"Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away! - What!"

1477
02:14:52,890 --> 02:14:56,190
"Bro.. Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away!"

1478
02:14:58,160 --> 02:15:00,250
"Swami, the police have arrested Munna!"

1479
02:15:02,800 --> 02:15:05,130
"Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna way!"

1480
02:15:08,740 --> 02:15:11,600
They're taking him away!

1481
02:15:26,820 --> 02:15:28,810
"You cannot take him away, sir!"

1482
02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:30,620
Who are you?

1483
02:15:30,830 --> 02:15:34,490
I've been working for you for thirty years and you don't even know my name.

1484
02:15:34,830 --> 02:15:38,820
Ask Munna - he was the only man who thanked me...

1485
02:15:39,700 --> 02:15:40,500
Hugged me!

1486
02:15:40,770 --> 02:15:43,500
Great. So now he can stand outside...

1487
02:15:43,840 --> 02:15:46,670
"and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the college."

1488
02:15:48,010 --> 02:15:51,240
"No, he will not leave the college ..."

1489
02:15:51,580 --> 02:15:54,410
Or else we will go on a strike! Then try to run your hospital!

1490
02:16:04,860 --> 02:16:05,850
Matron!

1491
02:16:07,630 --> 02:16:09,190
Open the door!

1492
02:16:10,870 --> 02:16:11,850
Come on!

1493
02:16:13,630 --> 02:16:14,530
Move it.

1494
02:16:14,870 --> 02:16:17,530
I say move! Get out of my way.

1495
02:16:17,870 --> 02:16:19,640
Move it. I say. Out of my way!

1496
02:16:19,870 --> 02:16:22,270
"Sir, please let him stay...please!"

1497
02:16:22,640 --> 02:16:25,310
"Swami, do you know why you always come second ..."

1498
02:16:25,650 --> 02:16:27,640
"because he cheats and comes first! - This is not fair, Sir."

1499
02:16:27,880 --> 02:16:30,720
Munna would never cheat! - Ask Rustom.

1500
02:16:31,050 --> 02:16:34,420
Munna admitted to us all that he cheats!

1501
02:16:34,760 --> 02:16:38,590
Rustom tell them. - When?...I don't remember sir.

1502
02:16:56,910 --> 02:16:59,400
"OK, all right."

1503
02:17:10,020 --> 02:17:13,590
You don't believe me?

1504
02:17:14,730 --> 02:17:16,920
Fine. I will prove it to you.

1505
02:17:17,700 --> 02:17:19,500
"Put up a notice on the board,"

1506
02:17:19,800 --> 02:17:24,930
tomorrow I will personally test Munna in the assembly hall.

1507
02:17:26,940 --> 02:17:30,930
And if he answers even one question he can stay!

1508
02:17:31,480 --> 02:17:35,250
"But then you will quiz him only on stuff he doesn't know, Sir!"

1509
02:17:35,580 --> 02:17:39,610
Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish!

1510
02:17:41,960 --> 02:17:44,950
Select a panel of three professors.

1511
02:17:46,130 --> 02:17:54,130
"If they think he's worthy of becoming a doctor, then he can stay."

1512
02:18:00,310 --> 02:18:03,440
Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome characterized by...

1513
02:18:03,780 --> 02:18:06,650
hyperglycaemia due to the lack of insulin.

1514
02:18:06,980 --> 02:18:11,110
"The symptoms are polyhydra unusual thirst, polyurea,"

1515
02:18:11,450 --> 02:18:14,440
frequent urination and unusual weight loss.

1516
02:18:25,800 --> 02:18:28,130
"Bravo! Well done, Munna! - Like my English?"

1517
02:18:31,440 --> 02:18:33,570
Easy! You can be heard outside!

1518
02:18:37,950 --> 02:18:40,710
Dr. Patel - your question!

1519
02:18:41,050 --> 02:18:45,820
"Mr. Murli Prasad, please tell us the treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis."

1520
02:18:46,950 --> 02:18:50,720
OK! Cerebral malaria collectively is...

1521
02:18:51,060 --> 02:18:54,790
"No, no, no! The second question is tuberculosis."

1522
02:18:55,130 --> 02:18:56,690
Third is Malaria.

1523
02:18:57,030 --> 02:19:00,490
"Hey, don't break the order, dude."

1524
02:19:00,840 --> 02:19:02,770
I've just about crammed the answers!

1525
02:19:03,100 --> 02:19:05,830
But Dr. Asthana will decide the order.

1526
02:19:06,170 --> 02:19:07,200
That bald...

1527
02:19:10,950 --> 02:19:11,840
OK. The answer is...

1528
02:19:12,110 --> 02:19:13,810
There are two stages of treatment:

1529
02:19:14,050 --> 02:19:16,950
"intensive therapy for 2 months, which includes four drugs..."

1530
02:19:17,290 --> 02:19:19,620
"anacin, penicillin... - Rifampcin."

1531
02:19:19,920 --> 02:19:25,880
"Hey, don't break my rhythm, man! Now I'll have to start again."

1532
02:19:26,290 --> 02:19:28,060
There are two forms of treatment...

1533
02:19:32,000 --> 02:19:34,160
"Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you."

1534
02:19:34,540 --> 02:19:36,060
It's Zaheer!

1535
02:19:36,400 --> 02:19:37,390
Zaheer?

1536
02:19:38,170 --> 02:19:42,400
"He's sinking, Munna, and he's been asking for you."

1537
02:19:43,240 --> 02:19:46,740
What are you saying? - Can you do something?

1538
02:19:47,080 --> 02:19:50,070
"What can I do? - Anything... please, quick..."

1539
02:19:59,360 --> 02:20:01,390
"Dump the tension, Bro.. Zaheer!"

1540
02:20:03,130 --> 02:20:04,120
Munna!

1541
02:20:05,030 --> 02:20:09,590
"Save me, Munna. I don't want to die."

1542
02:20:10,100 --> 02:20:13,340
"Nothing will happen to you, I'm here with you."

1543
02:20:16,110 --> 02:20:17,810
"Hey doc, do something!"

1544
02:20:18,110 --> 02:20:22,110
No. Only you can save me.

1545
02:20:27,050 --> 02:20:28,720
"You can save anyone, Munna."

1546
02:20:29,860 --> 02:20:33,790
"I've seen it. You're God, Munna!"

1547
02:20:36,130 --> 02:20:41,470
"Don't say that, Bro... I'm not God... I'm just a..."

1548
02:20:43,070 --> 02:20:44,800
"Just one ... Give me one night, Munna."

1549
02:20:45,140 --> 02:20:50,440
I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning.

1550
02:20:55,180 --> 02:20:57,210
Save me buddy.

1551
02:20:59,850 --> 02:21:01,820
"You will meet her, Bro..."

1552
02:21:02,160 --> 02:21:06,960
"So will I. Tell her, I'm your friend..."

1553
02:21:11,030 --> 02:21:13,360
Bro.. Zaheer! Bro..!

1554
02:21:43,200 --> 02:21:45,860
Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome...

1555
02:21:46,200 --> 02:21:48,190
characterized by hyperglycaemia.

1556
02:21:48,940 --> 02:21:53,200
"The symptoms are polyhydra, unusual thirst..."

1557
02:21:53,640 --> 02:21:57,980
"polyurea, frequent urination and unusual weight loss."

1558
02:22:09,520 --> 02:22:12,420
Silence please! Thank you.

1559
02:22:14,260 --> 02:22:15,890
Next question please.

1560
02:22:16,230 --> 02:22:20,460
"Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis."

1561
02:22:24,410 --> 02:22:26,240
Should I repeat the question?

1562
02:22:27,110 --> 02:22:29,580
If he doesn't know the answer... - But he does.

1563
02:22:30,240 --> 02:22:32,940
I mean... I'm sure he's read about it.

1564
02:22:34,010 --> 02:22:37,250
Murli how will you treat pulmonary tuberculosis?

1565
02:22:46,060 --> 02:22:47,050
"Come on, Munna!"

1566
02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:48,250
Speak up!

1567
02:22:49,660 --> 02:22:51,260
"I don't want to die, Munna!"

1568
02:22:52,370 --> 02:22:54,060
There are two stages of treatment:

1569
02:22:54,270 --> 02:22:55,760
Only you can save me Munna!

1570
02:22:56,070 --> 02:22:59,670
Intensive therapy for 2 months with the use of four drugs...

1571
02:23:00,040 --> 02:23:01,770
Very good! Go on...

1572
02:23:03,410 --> 02:23:04,600
Rifampacin...

1573
02:23:07,050 --> 02:23:10,920
What the hell am I saying! How can I treat anyone?

1574
02:23:11,390 --> 02:23:14,680
"If I knew how, I would have saved Zaheer."

1575
02:23:16,290 --> 02:23:18,950
I don't know anything. Excuse me.

1576
02:23:19,330 --> 02:23:21,990
"But your answer is correct... - Sit down, Rustom!"

1577
02:23:22,330 --> 02:23:25,730
"Forget it, Rustom. How can I cure anyone..."

1578
02:23:26,370 --> 02:23:31,300
"with hugs, smiles?"

1579
02:23:33,310 --> 02:23:34,870
The drama's over.

1580
02:23:36,010 --> 02:23:40,040
"I'm just a no-good goon, who cheated his way in here!"

1581
02:23:47,320 --> 02:23:55,320
"Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor..."

1582
02:23:57,530 --> 02:24:01,660
a god. He thought I'd help him meet his mother.

1583
02:24:03,140 --> 02:24:07,070
"I couldn't do anything, Rustom. But why didn't you doctors save him?"

1584
02:24:08,080 --> 02:24:12,010
Couldn't you even give him a few more hours...

1585
02:24:13,350 --> 02:24:15,340
till he met his mother?

1586
02:24:19,290 --> 02:24:24,160
I just have one request - his mother arrives at 11...

1587
02:24:25,560 --> 02:24:30,930
please don't bury her in forms.

1588
02:24:36,370 --> 02:24:38,360
She has just lost her young son.

1589
02:24:39,370 --> 02:24:40,840
Just help her.

1590
02:24:46,150 --> 02:24:49,710
I made a big mistake.

1591
02:24:54,360 --> 02:24:55,790
Sorry Bro.. Zaheer!

1592
02:25:09,100 --> 02:25:15,410
I hope that's the end of that saga.

1593
02:25:19,110 --> 02:25:20,940
Now can we please get back to work!

1594
02:26:18,640 --> 02:26:20,130
"Congratulations, Dad."

1595
02:26:21,580 --> 02:26:28,480
We'll never speak of Munna again.

1596
02:26:30,580 --> 02:26:33,280
You've won! Congratulations!

1597
02:26:34,820 --> 02:26:40,490
"Once again there will be discipline, order, and silence in the hospital."

1598
02:26:41,400 --> 02:26:45,490
"No one will ever joke, no one will hug anyone..."

1599
02:26:46,500 --> 02:26:49,990
and no patient will be heard laughing from now on!

1600
02:26:51,110 --> 02:26:52,500
"Congratulations, Dad."

1601
02:26:54,270 --> 02:27:00,610
Munna was mad to think we would let him cure anyone by playing carom...

1602
02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:08,510
that we would let him make a dying man happy with song and dance...

1603
02:27:13,530 --> 02:27:19,260
or allow him to give anyone a Magic Hug.

1604
02:27:19,700 --> 02:27:23,030
We had to stop him! A criminal like him...

1605
02:27:24,340 --> 02:27:25,670
He is dangerous.

1606
02:27:26,540 --> 02:27:29,740
"Look what he's done, dad..."

1607
02:27:30,410 --> 02:27:33,040
"The terrible consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment..."

1608
02:27:34,480 --> 02:27:37,110
Your heart knows it's a miracle!

1609
02:27:38,650 --> 02:27:40,550
"But you won, dad."

1610
02:27:41,420 --> 02:27:44,190
No more miracles from now on.

1611
02:27:45,460 --> 02:27:46,550
"Congratulations, Dad!"

1612
02:27:47,430 --> 02:27:48,450
Congratulations!

1613
02:28:12,520 --> 02:28:15,010
Should I kick? - But what did I do?

1614
02:28:15,360 --> 02:28:18,980
"Not you, freak! This... - Yeah, kick it ... Kick..."

1615
02:28:20,490 --> 02:28:22,590
Four runs!!!

1616
02:28:23,500 --> 02:28:24,490
Hey Circuit! - Yeah!

1617
02:28:24,800 --> 02:28:28,600
I've decided - I'm going back to the village!

1618
02:28:31,540 --> 02:28:37,070
"I knew it! Look, I have two tickets."

1619
02:28:37,610 --> 02:28:39,600
Why two?

1620
02:28:40,380 --> 02:28:42,610
"Won't you come with me, Bro..?"

1621
02:28:49,360 --> 02:28:53,620
"Hey, what will you do in the village, man?"

1622
02:28:54,360 --> 02:28:56,390
You don't even know how to plough a field.

1623
02:28:56,730 --> 02:29:00,430
"Bro.. if I do that, then what will the cows do?"

1624
02:29:14,650 --> 02:29:16,310
Hey Circuit! - Yeah!

1625
02:29:17,650 --> 02:29:19,450
"I'm missing mother a lot, dude!"

1626
02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:30,260
"I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude!"

1627
02:29:32,830 --> 02:29:38,470
"Bro.., this is too intense; I can see her too!"

1628
02:29:41,580 --> 02:29:44,940
"Is she coming here? - We're drunk, Bro..!"

1629
02:29:51,690 --> 02:29:54,150
Is this the time to come home?

1630
02:29:54,490 --> 02:29:58,690
Mother... where have you been?

1631
02:29:59,390 --> 02:30:01,290
Don't ever leave me now!

1632
02:30:04,700 --> 02:30:07,690
"Bro.., are you missing your father too?"

1633
02:30:08,700 --> 02:30:11,170
"I can see him, dude! - What?"

1634
02:30:11,710 --> 02:30:12,690
There!

1635
02:30:17,710 --> 02:30:20,940
Where are you going? - Spanking time!

1636
02:30:32,460 --> 02:30:36,730
You shamelessly lied for ten years...

1637
02:30:37,730 --> 02:30:41,530
"and today, when I'm proud of you, you're ashamed?"

1638
02:30:44,640 --> 02:30:48,730
I can't believe how much everyone loves you.

1639
02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:53,740
"But I couldn't become a doctor, father!"

1640
02:30:54,080 --> 02:30:59,750
"Dummy, doctors only save lives, you taught people how to live."

1641
02:31:01,790 --> 02:31:03,850
You've always hugged your mother...

1642
02:31:06,790 --> 02:31:08,850
can I get a Magic Hug too?

1643
02:31:13,770 --> 02:31:14,760
Father!

1644
02:31:41,830 --> 02:31:44,960
"Son, Chinki is waiting for you on the terrace!"

1645
02:31:45,300 --> 02:31:46,790
Chinki? - Yes.

1646
02:31:47,070 --> 02:31:49,900
She is the one who called us. - But father...

1647
02:31:50,740 --> 02:31:52,470
It's an order!

1648
02:32:06,590 --> 02:32:09,420
Hello...How are you Chinki? - OK!

1649
02:32:11,930 --> 02:32:15,360
Did you have some work with me?

1650
02:32:15,760 --> 02:32:19,820
No one wants to marry me. Will you marry me?

1651
02:32:21,840 --> 02:32:26,570
"Look, I'm in love with someone else!"

1652
02:32:26,970 --> 02:32:28,170
Who?

1653
02:32:29,840 --> 02:32:33,180
"Your friend, Dr. Suman."

1654
02:32:34,980 --> 02:32:37,040
OK. So marry her then!

1655
02:32:38,850 --> 02:32:41,380
"Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinki!!"

1656
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:45,050
Chinki...? - Suman! Take your pick.

1657
02:32:48,860 --> 02:32:50,850
I get it: now I'm the doofus!

1658
02:32:57,870 --> 02:32:59,860
I think you need a Magic Hug!

1659
02:33:06,880 --> 02:33:12,880
"Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinki!"

1660
02:33:13,890 --> 02:33:15,680
"A year later, Circuit got married."

1661
02:33:15,890 --> 02:33:20,220
That's his son ... Nickname - `Short Circuit'!

1662
02:33:21,760 --> 02:33:24,290
"The dean retired and now manages Munna's "hospital"."

1663
02:33:24,900 --> 02:33:30,460
"Patients get regular doses of medicines, carom matches and hugs!"

1664
02:33:31,240 --> 02:33:37,470
"Asthana greets new patients, with Chill dude, the form comes later!"

1665
02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:43,620
Rustom is the new dean. Still unmarried.

1666
02:33:44,250 --> 02:33:47,690
But his dad is still dating the queen.

1667
02:33:48,320 --> 02:33:52,160
Munna couldn't become a doctor... But he's still called MBBS -

1668
02:33:52,730 --> 02:33:54,720
`Married with Bouncing Babies and Spouse'