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Ta-da! (GRUNTS)

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Ta-da! (GRUNTS)

3
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Ta-da!

4
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Ta-da! Ta...
Ta-da!

5
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(BOTH GRUNTING)

6
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(YELLS)
(CRASHING)

7
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Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)

8
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Ta-da!

9
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(MUMBLES IN MINIONESE)

10
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(MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN
OVER LOUDSPEAKER)

11
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(LAUGHS)

12
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(GRUNTS)

13
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

14
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(LAUGHS)

15
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(WHOOPING)

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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

17
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Huh?

18
00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,634
(BOTH SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

19
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(GASPS)

20
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(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)

21
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(YELPS)

22
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

23
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(ALL YELLING)

24
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(GROANING)

25
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(GROANS)

26
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SILAS: Three weeks, and we're
still no closer to cracking this.

27
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Right, bring him in!

28
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Yes, sir.

29
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This is the best party ever!

30
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah!

31
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Ha! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

32
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(SQUEALS)

33
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(WAILS)

34
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Oh, no!
A dragon is approaching!

35
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(GROANS)

36
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(ALL YELL)
(CHUCKLING)

37
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Fear not, for here come the
gallant knights to save us.

38
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KIDS: Yay!

39
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(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

40
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No, no, no. What do you
mean she's not coming?

41
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I have a backyard full
of these little girls

42
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who are counting on a visit
from a fairy princess. (GROANS)

43
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Hurts! (YELLS) Stop it!

44
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Listen! I don't want a refund, I
want the fairy princess, please!

45
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Please, I'm begging you.

46
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You know what? I hope that
you can sleep at night,

47
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you crusher of
little girls' dreams!

48
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AGNES: Ooh, ooh!

49
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When's the fairy
princess coming?

50
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Any minute now!

51
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Yay!

52
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Stall them!

53
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(GRUNTS)
(CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

54
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KIDS: Ooh!

55
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Whoa! Whoa, okay!
Okay, all right.

56
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That's enough of
the magic show.

57
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MINIONS: Aw!

58
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(GASPS)

59
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Wait, did you hear that?

60
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It sounded like the twinkling
sounds of magical fairy dust.

61
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(GASPS) It's the fairy
princess! She's coming!

62
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(ALL GASP) (GASPS) Look!

63
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(GRUNTING)

64
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Huh? Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Eh? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

65
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(CHUCKLING)
(GRUNTING)

66
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(YELLS) Ow!

67
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(GRUNTING)

68
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KID: Ow.
(GROANS)

69
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(GRUNTING)

70
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(GASPS AND SIGHS)

71
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
It is I, Gruzinkerbell,

72
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the most magical
fairy princess of all!

73
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And I am here to
wish Princess Agnes

74
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a very happy birthday!

75
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How come you're so fat?

76
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Because

77
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my house is made of candy,

78
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and sometimes I eat
instead of facing my problems!

79
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How come you have...

80
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(COUGHING)

81
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Okay, time for cake.

82
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ALL: Yay!

83
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(GROANS)

84
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Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're
the best fairy princess ever!

85
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
You are welcome, little girl!

86
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I know it's really you, Gru. I'm
just pretending for the other kids.

87
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Hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party!
(LAUGHS)

88
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Hello, Jillian.

89
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So, I'm gonna go
out on a limb here,

90
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but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and... Oop.

91
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No, no, no, get off the limb right now.
No limb.

92
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(LAUGHS) Come on, she's a riot!

93
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She sings karaoke,
she has a lot of free time,

94
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looks aren't that
important to her...

95
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No, Jills, that is not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.

96
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Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?

97
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No!

98
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Oh! Oh! I know someone whose
husband just died...

99
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(YELLS)

100
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(GASPS)

101
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I'm sorry,
I did not see you there.

102
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,605
(YELLS)

103
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,482
Or there.

104
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,527
(CHUCKLES)

105
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,206
GRU: Kyle? Kyle?

106
00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,835
Kyle, no! Do not do your
business on the petunias!

107
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,045
There you go.
Those are Fred's, go crazy.

108
00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,434
Good boy!

109
00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,758
LUCY: Mr. Gru?

110
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(STAMMERING) I didn't...
What? Yes?

111
00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,978
Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde
of the AVL.

112
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Oh, (CHUCKLES) whoops!
(CLEARS THROAT)

113
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Sorry, you're gonna
have to come with me.

114
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,364
Oh, sorry, I...
Freeze ray!

115
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,081
You know,
you really should announce

116
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your weapons after
you fire them, Mr. Gru.

117
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,795
For example...

118
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Lipstick taser!

119
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Oh, it works so good.

120
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,294
(GRUNTS)

121
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,145
Man!

122
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,395
Large person.

123
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,019
(GRUNTS)

124
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,823
Oh, sorry.

125
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:26,859
(GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)

126
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,869
Get in there...
Huh?

127
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,750
...you big man!

128
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,205
Boss!

129
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,418
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

130
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,586
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

131
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,133
(GRUNTS)

132
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Uh? Huh!

133
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:58,766
(SCREAMING)

134
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,559
Whoa!

135
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:03,602
Huh?

136
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,240
Ah! Whoo!

137
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,941
Ooh!

138
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,037
(YELLING)

139
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,251
(EXCLAIMING IN MINIONESE)

140
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,128
Oh!

141
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,796
Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!

142
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,007
(DUCK QUACKING)
(YELLING)

143
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,806
(YELLING)

144
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,101
(BOTH YELLING)

145
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,269
(BOTH GRUNT)

146
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,104
(BOTH EXCLAIM AGGRESSIVELY)

147
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,414
(PEDESTRIANS
EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)

148
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,307
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

149
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,351
(CHANGING RADIO STATIONS)

150
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,161
MINIONS: Wow!

151
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,206
(HONKING HORN)

152
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,917
(BOTH SCREAM)

153
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,290
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)

154
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,342
What? Where?

155
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,296
Whoa, foot is asleep.

156
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,633
Ah, pins and needles!
(GROANS)

157
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,549
SILAS: Good afternoon,
Mr. Gru.

158
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,717
Eh.

159
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,601
I apologize for our methods
in getting you here.

160
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,809
I don't. (CHUCKLES) I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.

161
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,109
I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that.

162
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,894
Every second of it. Gave me
a bit of a buzz, actually.

163
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,651
That's enough, Agent Wilde.

164
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,106
Sorry, sir.

165
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,660
Okay, this is bogus!

166
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,983
(CHUCKLES)

167
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,986
I don't know who you people
think you are, but...

168
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,408
We are
the Anti-Villain League.

169
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:08,042
An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.

170
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:13,210
Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.

171
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:18,140
But you want to melt the polar ice
caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,

172
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,845
or even steal the Moon...

173
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,354
Then we notice.

174
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,360
First of all, you got
no proof that I did that.

175
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:31,228
Second, after I did
do that, I put it back!

176
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,192
We're well aware of that,
Mr. Gru.

177
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,157
That's why we brought you here.

178
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,277
I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.

179
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,653
(SNORTS) Bottom.

180
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,698
(CHUCKLING)

181
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,452
Hilarious. (SIGHS)

182
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,291
Agent Wilde?

183
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,794
Oh, me now? Ah.

184
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,793
Um, recently,
an entire top-secret lab

185
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,759
disappeared from
the Arctic Circle.

186
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,544
Yeah, the entire lab, just...
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)

187
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,681
Gone. Where did it go?

188
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,180
I don't care.

189
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,593
Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments

190
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,144
involving PX-41,
a transmutation serum.

191
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:11,232
What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.

192
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,188
(GROANS)
(YELP)

193
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,862
Ah!

194
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,781
(GROWLS)
(YELLS)

195
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,870
(ALL GROANING)

196
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,914
Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.

197
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:37,959
As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum

198
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,093
could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.

199
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,383
(GRUNTS)

200
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:47,427
Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.

201
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,477
And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,

202
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,850
we found traces of it
in the Paradise Mall.

203
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,310
(SCOFFS) A mall?

204
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,815
Precisely. And we
believe that one of these

205
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,565
shop owners is
a master criminal.

206
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,858
And that's where you come in.

207
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:06,321
As an ex-villain, you know how a
villain thinks, how a villain acts.

208
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,244
The plan is to set
you up undercover

209
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,408
at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully...

210
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,453
Okay, I see
where this is going,

211
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,873
with all the <i>Mission: Impossible</i>
stuff, but no. No!

212
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,669
I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.

213
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,383
I am developing a line
of delicious jams and jellies.

214
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,841
(CHUCKLING)

215
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,597
"Jams and jellies"?

216
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,929
Oh, attitude!
That's right!

217
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,852
So, thanks, but no thanks.

218
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:38,854
And here's a tip. Instead of
taeing people and kidnapping them,

219
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,358
maybe you should
just give them a call!

220
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,859
Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.

221
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,117
Ramsbottom.

222
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,195
(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,
like that's any better.

223
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,406
(CHUCKLING)
Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

224
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,451
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

225
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,256
Look, I probably shouldn't
be saying this, (CHUCKLES)

226
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,304
but your work as a villain
was kind of amazing.

227
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:10,606
So, if you ever wanna get back
to doing something awesome,

228
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,398
give us a call.

229
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,860
(CHANTING IN MINIONESE)

230
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,985
(GRUNTING)

231
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,877
Hey, I told you
guys to get to bed.

232
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,244
Oh, sorry.

233
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,871
So, when you going
on your date?

234
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,122
What?

235
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,211
Remember, Miss Jillian said she
was arranging a date for you.

236
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,344
Yeah, well, she is a nut job,
and I'm not going on any date.

237
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,598
Why not? Are you scared?

238
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,596
(GASPS)

239
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,445
Hey, did you guys see
the Moon landing on TV?

240
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,150
Yeah, I can't believe it.
It's so cool!

241
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,604
Excuse me? Lisa?

242
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,146
I was talking to
Billy the other day.

243
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,314
No way!

244
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,732
He is so cute.

245
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,902
Ah. (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Lisa,
I was wondering if you...

246
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:13,126
Ew! Gru touched Lisa!
Gru touched Lisa!

247
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,493
KIDS: Ew!

248
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,920
Lisa's got Gruties!

249
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,875
(KIDS SCREAMING)

250
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,254
Scared? Of what? Women?
(CHUCKLES) No! That's bonkers!

251
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:32,479
I just have no interest in going on
a date, that's all. Case closed.

252
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,732
I'm not scared.
Of women. Or dates.

253
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,681
Let's go to bed.

254
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,848
(KISSES)

255
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,440
Good night, Edith.

256
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,229
Good night, Margo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

257
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,231
Hold the horses.
Who are you texting?

258
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,822
No one. Just my friend Avery.

259
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:52,821
Avery. (STAMMERING) Avery? Is that
a girl's name or a boy's name?

260
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,280
Does it matter?

261
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,580
No, no, it doesn't
matter unless it's a boy!

262
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,962
I know what makes you a boy.

263
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,371
Uh, ooh,

264
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,175
you do?

265
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,422
Your bald head.

266
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,049
Oh, yes.

267
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,134
It's really smooth.

268
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,970
Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine
a little chick popping out.

269
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,971
Peep peep peep.

270
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,899
Good night, Agnes.

271
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,146
Never get older.

272
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,948
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

273
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,368
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

274
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,589
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

275
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,225
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)

276
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,013
Hey, oh!
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

277
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,221
Uh...
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

278
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,557
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) Okay, okay.
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

279
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,602
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

280
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,271
(SCREAMING)

281
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,783
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)

282
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,502
(GRUNTS)

283
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,226
Hey, Tim, nice haircut!

284
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,813
Donnie, hang in there, baby!
It's almost Friday.

285
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,722
So, how's today's batch,
Dr. Nefario?

286
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,516
I developed a new formula

287
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,818
which allowed me
to get every known

288
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,279
kind of berry into
one flavor of jelly.

289
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,815
(GROANS)

290
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,941
(HEAVES)

291
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,448
That tastes good!

292
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,278
I love the flavor of that!
(SHUDDERS)

293
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,490
It's horrible, isn't it?

294
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,913
No, no!

295
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,786
Oh, we're making
great progress!

296
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,375
Here, try some of this.

297
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,622
Mmm.
(CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

298
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,458
(MUFFLED MUTTERING)

299
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,710
Ah.

300
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,215
(MINIONS SCREAMING)

301
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,717
Whoa.

302
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:21,853
Okay, just because everybody hates
it, doesn't mean it's not good!

303
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,734
Listen, Gru.

304
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,479
There's something
I've been meaning

305
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,278
to talk to you
about for some time now.

306
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,155
What? What's wrong?

307
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,522
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

308
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,408
I miss being evil.

309
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,707
Sinister plots, large-scale
crimes, it's what I live for.

310
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:43,667
I mean, don't you think there's
more to our future than jelly?

311
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:47,005
Well, I'm also
considering a line of jams.

312
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,380
Um, the thing is, Gru,

313
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,633
(INHALES DEEPLY)

314
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,756
I've had an offer of
employment elsewhere.

315
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,254
Dr. Nefario!

316
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,307
Come on, you're kidding, right?

317
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,518
It's a great
opportunity for me.

318
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,393
Bigger lab, more evil,

319
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,269
full dental.

320
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,571
(SIGHS)

321
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,148
Very well.

322
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:18,780
Let us give you
the proper send-off.

323
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,499
Minions!

324
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,541
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)

325
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:29,332
The highest honor
awarded to Dr. Nefario

326
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,261
for your years of service,

327
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,798
the 21-fart gun salute!

328
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,254
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)

329
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,553
(COUGHING)

330
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,142
Uh, I counted 22.

331
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,191
(CHUCKLES)

332
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,438
Farewell, my friends.

333
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,732
(SOBBING)

334
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,046
This may take a while.

335
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,631
Go about your business.

336
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,479
I miss you already!

337
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,243
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)

338
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,117
(DOORBELL RINGS)

339
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,303
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

340
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,550
(SCREAMS)

341
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,685
(HUMMING)

342
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,184
Huh?

343
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,141
Huh.

344
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,693
Are you sure we
should be doing this?

345
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,910
Yes, it's for his own good.

346
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,653
Okay,
we need to choose a picture.

347
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,828
AGNES: No.

348
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,331
Scary.

349
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,582
Weird.

350
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,867
(ALL YELL IN ALARM)

351
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,209
What is that?

352
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,045
Good morning, girls! I have
an announcement to make.

353
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,175
Hey, what
celebrity do you look like?

354
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,254
Uh, Bruce Willis.

355
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,171
Mmm, no.

356
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,968
Humpty Dumpty!

357
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,591
Ooh, Gollum!

358
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,965
(LAUGHING)

359
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,134
Okay, (CHUCKLING)
what are you doing?

360
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,136
We're signing you
up for online dating!

361
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,014
Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.

362
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,974
Oh, come on. It's fun.

363
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,934
And it's time for
you to get out there.

364
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,229
No! Stop! No one is ever
getting out there! Ever!

365
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,524
Oh! Okay, now for
the announcement.

366
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,027
I have accepted a new job.

367
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,320
Whoa! Really?

368
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:10,907
Yes, I have been recruited
by a top-secret agency

369
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,368
to go undercover
and save the world!

370
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,786
You're gonna be a spy?

371
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,746
That's right, baby!

372
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,706
Gru's back in the game.

373
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,502
With gadgets and weapons and cool cars.
The whole deal.

374
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,711
Awesome!

375
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,931
Are you really
gonna save the world?

376
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,555
Yes. Yes, I am.

377
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,304
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

378
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,264
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

379
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:34,764
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

380
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,817
(CHUCKLES)

381
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,083
(GASPING AND STRUGGLING)

382
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,285
Ah!

383
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,008
Hmm.

384
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,465
"Bake My Day."

385
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,297
Blech.

386
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,772
All right, here is the cupcake
recipe I got off the Internet.

387
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,446
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

388
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,697
And don't go nuts
with the sprinkles!

389
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,544
(YELLS)
(YELLS)

390
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:42,416
(GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY)

391
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,762
(ULULATING)

392
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,629
Whoo.

393
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,644
I wasn't expecting that.
Or was I?

394
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,683
Ooh. You got a little...

395
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,938
Here, I'll get it.

396
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,392
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

397
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,060
It's just spreading.

398
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,438
All right, all right.
I got it! Stop it!

399
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,981
Oh. (INHALES DEEPLY)

400
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,026
I'll let you get it.

401
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,194
(GROANS)

402
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,986
Yeah, what you just
saw there was a little

403
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,738
something new
I've been working on.

404
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,742
It's a combination of Jujitsu,
Krav Maga, Aztec warfare

405
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,582
and krumping.

406
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,830
Okay, that's weird.
Why are you here?

407
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,465
On assignment from Silas.
I'm your new partner.

408
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,795
Yay!

409
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,629
What? No, no "yay".

410
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,423
Ramsbottom didn't say anything
about a partner.

411
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,425
Well, it seems that because
of your checkered past,

412
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,260
everyone else
refused to work with you.

413
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,646
But not me. I stepped up.

414
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,234
And I'm new, so I kind of have
to do what they tell me anyway.

415
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,812
Walla!

416
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,315
Ya!

417
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,566
Aah!

418
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,525
Do you know this guy?

419
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,531
Yes, he's one of my minions.

420
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,493
Oh, I'm sorry.

421
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,578
I should have known.

422
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,413
You are free to go.

423
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,844
Uh? Ah!

424
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,254
(CHUCKLING)

425
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,466
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

426
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,176
<i>Kampai!</i>

427
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,014
(KISSES)

428
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,023
Oh!

429
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,068
GRU: <i>Dave...</i>

430
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,484
(WHISTLES)

431
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,444
Earth to Dave!

432
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,489
Huh?

433
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,322
You can leave now.

434
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,742
Oh, uh...
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

435
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,210
GRU: So, what do we got?
Who's on the list?

436
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,628
Fire them at me.

437
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,179
First suspect,
Hedda Blumentoft,

438
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,758
proprietor of Mum's
the Word Floral Shop.

439
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,597
No, not her.

440
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,385
Okay, moving on...

441
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,186
Chuck Kinney,
owner of Stuff-A-Bear.

442
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,351
Ooh.

443
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,728
(WAILING) I don't think so.

444
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,604
EDUARDO: Hello?

445
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,526
<i>Buenos días,</i> my friends!

446
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,279
I am Eduardo Perez,

447
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,708
owner of <i>Salsa y Salsa</i>
restaurant, across the mall.

448
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,796
Now open for breakfast.
And you are?

449
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,716
Gru. And this is Lucy.
And we are closed.

450
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,959
This is just going
to take <i>un momento.</i>

451
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,544
I am throwing a big
<i>Cinco de Mayo</i> party,

452
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,796
and I am going to need
200 of your best cupcakes

453
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,717
decorated with
the Mexican flag.

454
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,510
It looks something like this.

455
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:42,555
(GRUNTS)

456
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,442
What do you think?

457
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,474
LUCY: (GASPS) Ooh.
GRU: Oh.

458
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,683
Look away!

459
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:48,809
You, whoo. (CHUCKLES)

460
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:49,977
(INHALES DEEPLY)

461
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:53,858
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
I'll pick them up next week!

462
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:57,867
Have a good day. Come by
if you get a chance, okay?

463
00:28:58,695 --> 00:28:59,739
(GROANS)

464
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,620
And welcome to the mall family.

465
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,621
(GASPS)

466
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,632
(WHISPERING) El Macho.

467
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,252
What?

468
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,504
But it couldn't be.

469
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,058
What? What couldn't be?

470
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:24,720
That guy looks exactly like
a villain named El Macho.

471
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,608
From about 20 years ago.

472
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,117
<i>He was ruthless!</i>

473
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,744
<i>He was dangerous.</i>

474
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,826
<i>And as the name implies,
very macho.</i>

475
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:55,044
<i>He had a reputation for pulling off
heists using only his bare hands!</i>

476
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:02,218
<i>But sadly, like all the greats,
El Macho was gone too soon.</i>

477
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,678
<i>He died in the most
macho way possible.</i>

478
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,513
<i>Riding a shark</i>

479
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:11,773
<i>with 250 pounds of dynamite
strapped to his chest</i>

480
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,945
<i>into the mouth of
an active volcano!</i>

481
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,037
<i>It was glorious.</i>

482
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,247
Yeah, sounds like
El Macho's pretty dead.

483
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,827
They never found the body.
Oh, no.

484
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:33,166
All that was ever retrieved was
a pile of singed chest hair.

485
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:36,879
But that face!
It has got to be El Macho!

486
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:41,304
(GASPS) Then what do you say you and I
break into his restaurant? Tonight?

487
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,175
Yes, that's good,
because I am telling you,

488
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:48,435
if anybody in this
place has the PX-41 serum,

489
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,651
it's him.

490
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,143
(LAUGHING)

491
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,979
All right, all right, homework done,
pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.

492
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,238
What's the big hurry?

493
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,357
I just have
a lot of work to do.

494
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,318
Work, what kind of work?

495
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,111
Very important business.

496
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,030
So, hugs, kisses.
(KISSES) (GIGGLING)

497
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,908
Good night, sleep tight, don't
let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.

498
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,034
Whoa!

499
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,755
But you said
you'd help me practice

500
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,632
my part for
the Mother's Day show.

501
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,206
(SIGHS)

502
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,303
Fine, fine.
Let me hear it. Quickly.

503
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:22,222
<i>She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.</i>

504
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,264
<i>My mother is beyond compare.</i>

505
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,308
<i>We love you,
mothers, everywhere.</i>

506
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,693
Wow! That was something else.

507
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,814
I really liked the way
you smiled at the end.

508
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,982
Let's try this one more time,

509
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:42,316
but a teensy bit less
like a zombie, okay?

510
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,442
Okay.

511
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,570
<i>She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair...</i>

512
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,447
Perfect! Time to go.

513
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,075
I don't think I should do this.

514
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,452
Well, what do you mean?
Why not?

515
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,174
I don't even have a mom.

516
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,749
Well, you don't need
one to do the show.

517
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,838
I mean, you did
the Veterans Day Pageant

518
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,138
and you haven't been in combat.

519
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,602
This is different.

520
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:10,681
Okay, well, then maybe you can
just use your imagination.

521
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,568
You mean I
pretend I have a mom?

522
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,642
Yes, right?
You can do that, can't you?

523
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,853
Yeah! I do that all the time.

524
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,241
Thanks, Gru!

525
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,069
Hey! (SINGING JOYFULLY
IN MINIONESE)

526
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,179
All right. Hey, hey,
no, no! No.

527
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,473
Hey. Hey, please.

528
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,727
Kevin, Jerry,
watch the girls for me, okay?

529
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:03,109
Dave, Stuart, come this way!
With me! Come on!

530
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,151
Come on!

531
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,196
Mmm-mmm!

532
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,085
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SINGING RESUMES)

533
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:19,089
(WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)

534
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,043
(SINGING LULLABY)

535
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,681
(BOTH SIGH)

536
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,223
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

537
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:39,268
Oh! (CHUCKLING)

538
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,062
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

539
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,022
Mmm-hmm.

540
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,397
(COUNTING IN MINIONESE)

541
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:46,442
(CHUCKLING)

542
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:47,818
(GRUNTS) Huh?

543
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:53,491
(SHUDDERING)

544
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,702
Oca!
Oca!

545
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,582
(YELPS)

546
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,089
(SCREAMS)

547
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,757
(MEOWS)

548
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,591
(CHUCKLING)

549
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:13,636
Looka too! (YELLS)

550
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,934
Huh?

551
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:22,603
(YELLS)

552
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,195
(YOWLING)

553
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:32,822
(YELLING)

554
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,452
(MEOWS)

555
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,424
(SINGING AND WHISTLING
JOYFULLY)

556
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,843
(HIP HOP PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

557
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,396
We're stealth ninjas.
We make no sound.

558
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,731
Right. Gotcha.

559
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,444
Ya! (SIGHS)

560
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,152
All right, El Macho.
You're going down.

561
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,205
Wait! Wait.
What?

562
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,032
What are you doing?

563
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,666
I'm checking for
laser beam alarm triggers.

564
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,245
It's a restaurant!

565
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,913
You never know what
kind of booby traps

566
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,540
this guy could have set.
Huh? Come on.

567
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,961
There are no booby traps.

568
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,683
Ha! Booby!

569
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,934
(GASPS)
(CREAKING)

570
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,099
(CLUCKS)

571
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,606
Oh. There's a chicken.

572
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,022
(GASPS) Are you lost,
little guy?

573
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,073
You must be lost.

574
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,106
Ha! Some guard dog.

575
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,151
(SCREAMS)

576
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,831
Get it off of me!
Get it off of me!

577
00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,415
Aah!

578
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,164
(GRUNTS)

579
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,579
(GRUNTING)

580
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,370
(CLUCKS)

581
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,044
I got you!
(SCREAMING)

582
00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:13,219
I got it!

583
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,562
(CLUCKING)

584
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:22,980
Ha!

585
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,185
(GASPS) Oh!

586
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,950
(GROANS) What is wrong
with that chicken?

587
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:39,122
Hey, that <i>pollo es loco.</i>
(CHUCKLES)

588
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,448
No?

589
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,086
Okay, let's go.

590
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,965
Are you getting anything?

591
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:53,794
No, not yet.

592
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:57,556
But, hey, maybe you can find
something with these X-ray goggles.

593
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:00,553
Bah.

594
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,766
How are they working?
Tell me! Tell me!

595
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,226
Aah! Oof!

596
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,894
What's wrong?
Is something wrong?

597
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,241
That's an image I'll never
get out of my brain. Blech!

598
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,366
I knew it!

599
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,285
(GASPS) The serum is in here!

600
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,661
Ooh, then let's get it.

601
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,538
(CHUCKLING)

602
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,124
This is going to be good!

603
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,169
Ah.

604
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,466
Ah-ha!

605
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:39,890
What?

606
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,925
(STAMMERING)

607
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,314
Salsa?

608
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,065
Aw, man.

609
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:47,683
Oh.

610
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,612
Somebody's going
to die tonight.

611
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,952
(GASPS) Pollito!

612
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,448
What did they do to you?
Pollito? Can you hear me?

613
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,616
(CLUCKS)

614
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:09,077
Who would do this to such
a sweet little chicken?

615
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,079
What? Who's there?

616
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,165
(CRUNCHES) Mmm-mmm.
(GASPS)

617
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,760
You coming out?
Or am I gonna go in?

618
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,519
Yah!

619
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:23,803
Huh?

620
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,053
Stop!

621
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,857
(GRUNTS) My eyes!

622
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,437
Gru, call one of
your munchkins!

623
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,852
We've been spotted!
Come get us!

624
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,562
Huh? Hey!
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

625
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,773
Ah! (CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

626
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,040
Hmm, subtle.

627
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,299
Over here! Over here!

628
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,011
Over

629
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,259
here.

630
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,308
Hold tight!

631
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,182
Aah!

632
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:15,894
(CHUCKLING)

633
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,481
I have you now!

634
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,362
(GROWLS)

635
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,208
(GRU SCREAMING)

636
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,307
(IMITATES AIRPLANE ENGINE)

637
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,763
(GASPS)

638
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:53,640
(BOTH GASP)

639
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,563
BOY: Yay! Ice cream!

640
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,105
Huh?

641
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,819
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

642
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,496
(ALL SPEAKING MINIONESE)

643
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,330
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)

644
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:15,791
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

645
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,634
Huh? (EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)

646
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:19,919
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

647
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,256
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

648
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:25,758
(SCREAMING)

649
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,230
(YELLING)

650
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,023
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)

651
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,611
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

652
00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,107
(SCREAMS)

653
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,796
LUCY: All right, there he is.

654
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,836
Suspect number eight,
Floyd Eaglesan.

655
00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,468
Oh, okay.

656
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,629
See if you can get closer.
Go, go.

657
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,191
All right.

658
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,432
What the...

659
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,736
Oh, no. That's not good.

660
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:20,560
(GASPS)

661
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,686
Whoa!

662
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:22,731
Hey, uh, what?

663
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,193
Oh!

664
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:30,445
(GRUNTING)

665
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,036
AGNES: Hey, Gru!

666
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,658
Oh, girls! What are you
(CHUCKLES) doing here?

667
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,628
Well, we thought
we'd come visit you at work.

668
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,467
So, you're saving the world
in a garbage can?

669
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,997
(MOCK CHUCKLING)

670
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,124
Funny.

671
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,964
Hey! There you are.

672
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,384
Oh. Who's this?

673
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:49,602
Lucy, these are my girls,
Margo, Edith and Agnes.

674
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:52,521
Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.

675
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,516
Hello.
Hi.

676
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,450
Are you single?

677
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,731
Oh! Goodness.

678
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:10,825
Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy
and I have lots of work to do,

679
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:13,621
why don't you girls go and
explore the mall? Bye!

680
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,950
Here is some money, go buy
some useless mall junk.

681
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,618
Some headbands and...

682
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,245
Are you gonna marry Lucy?

683
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:24,126
Are you out of your gourd?
No! She just works with me.

684
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,633
Plus, you love her.

685
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,511
<i>You love her! You love her!
You really, really love her!</i>

686
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,921
<i>And you're gonna get married!</i>

687
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,089
Okay, stop.
This is a song of lies.

688
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,257
<i>And I will be the flower girl!</i>

689
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,384
I don't even like her.
Now, go have fun!

690
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,261
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
(GROANS)

691
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,472
Almost forgot. Hugs!

692
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,056
Good luck saving the world.
Bye.

693
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,268
AGNES: Bye, Gru!

694
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,687
(CHUCKLES)

695
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:49,065
Kids, right? They're funny.

696
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,109
Those girls totally adore you.

697
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,866
I bet you're a fun dad.

698
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:54,696
Huh.

699
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,619
I am pretty fun.

700
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,096
Is that stealing?

701
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:10,009
Not if my wish was that I would
get a lot of free coins.

702
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,081
Whoa! (GASPS)

703
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,750
Cool glasses.

704
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:43,997
Oh.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

705
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,177
I'm Antonio.

706
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,302
I'm Margo.

707
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,128
I was just going to get a cookie.
Care to join me?

708
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,885
Uh, sure.

709
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,844
I'm Margo.

710
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,475
(CLEARS THROAT)

711
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,102
Um, I'll catch up
with you guys later.

712
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,360
Bye!

713
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,649
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"

714
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,536
We gotta go tell Gru!

715
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,830
All right, I'm going in.

716
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,035
LUCY: <i>If it picks up any traces of the
serum, the sensor in your belt buckle</i>

717
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,495
will make a sound like this...

718
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,830
Mee-maw! Mee-maw!

719
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,956
<i>Mee-maw! Mee-maw!</i>
Okay!

720
00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,796
I get it. I get it.

721
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,341
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)

722
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,019
Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.

723
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,687
It's about time you showed up,

724
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,222
Mr. Gru.

725
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,267
(SQUAWKS)

726
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,434
You know my name?

727
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,478
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)

728
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,990
When someone moves into the mall
who is folically-challenged,

729
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,653
I make it my business
to know all about them.

730
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,452
You are bald, and that is bad.

731
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,287
There you go, my sweet.

732
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,366
LUCY: <i>I'm getting
nothing so far.</i>

733
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,004
I think you need
to move around.

734
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,629
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)

735
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,469
Wow, this looks interesting.
What is it?

736
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,136
I take it you're an art lover?

737
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,423
LUCY: <i>No serum.</i>

738
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,635
Yeah, not so much.

739
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:26,394
Oh, how about this
impressive trinket?

740
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,391
(GASPS) I'd hardly call it
a trinket, Mr. Gru.

741
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,976
LUCY: <i>Nothing.</i>
The International...

742
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:31,104
Yeah, I don't care.

743
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:35,982
(YAWNS)

744
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,108
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

745
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,360
LUCY: <i>Mee-maw! Mee-maw!</i>
(GRUNTS)

746
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,904
LUCY: <i>Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Behind that wall!</i>

747
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,614
Ah, and what do we have here?

748
00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,950
These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.

749
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:49,329
No, thanks. So, what's on
the other side of the wall?

750
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,664
Here you are!
Look at me! Focus!

751
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:51,956
LUCY: Gru?

752
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:56,544
I promise that this wig will
transform you from ugly

753
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,594
to irresistible.

754
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,966
AGNES: Margo has a boyfriend!

755
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,052
And they're going on a date!

756
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,470
Date? Boyfriend?

757
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,682
What?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

758
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,237
There she goes!

759
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:32,205
(MARGO CHUCKLING)

760
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,009
Oh, you're so funny.

761
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,375
Gross!

762
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,544
Look, they're in love.
Oh, no, no, no.

763
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,004
Do not say that. No, no, no.

764
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:44,426
And my dream is to one day
play video games for a living.

765
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,219
Wow. (CHUCKLES)

766
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,388
You're so complicated.

767
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,056
Margo.
(GASPS)

768
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,694
What is going on here?

769
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:56,604
Oh, Gru, <i>se llama</i> Antonio.
<i>Me llamo</i> Margo.

770
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,951
Me llama-lama ding-dong.
Who cares? Let's go.

771
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,610
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

772
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:03,655
(PATRONS CHEERING)

773
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,284
MARGO: Whoa!

774
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,220
(SIGHS)

775
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,513
(SIGHS)

776
00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:32,479
Kids eat free on Tuesdays.

777
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,528
Yay, Pop!

778
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,618
MARGO: That's awesome!

779
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:51,242
So good to see you again, <i>mi compadre!</i>
Ha! Yeah.

780
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,711
Oh, I see you have
already met my father.

781
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,039
What? Father?

782
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,542
Si. Look at this crazy
small world we live in, eh?

783
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,628
Come, sit,
let me get you something.

784
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,296
(CLUCKING ANGRILY)

785
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,465
Oh, look at you.
Heh?

786
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:06,925
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

787
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:09,844
He likes me. (SCREAMS)

788
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:13,807
Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito
is usually very friendly.

789
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,398
He had a rough night.

790
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:18,814
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

791
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:21,731
Well, we really should be going.
Girls, come on.

792
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,608
That is a pity.

793
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,402
Young love is beautiful, no?

794
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,779
No! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

795
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,327
You know, they're not in love.
They hardly know each other.

796
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,378
You are right, <i>Cabeza de huevo.</i>

797
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,830
They must get to
know each other better!

798
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:41,000
Antonio, why don't you invite
your girlfriend and her family

799
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,710
to our <i>Cinco de Mayo</i> party?

800
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,003
No, no.

801
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,096
BOTH: Si!

802
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,146
I'm sorry, El Macho?

803
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,153
Hadn't we
eliminated him as a suspect

804
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,401
after the whole salsa incident?

805
00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,987
Yes, but there has
been a new development,

806
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:12,156
and I'm telling you,
this is the guy.

807
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,659
You need to
arrest him immediately.

808
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:18,246
And his deviously charming son!

809
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,249
I'm pretty sure that
the son is involved, too.

810
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,931
The son, also!
You got to get the son!

811
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:27,672
I think that
the son is the mastermind!

812
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,643
There's a look,
there's a devilish look

813
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,885
in his eyes,
and I don't like it!

814
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,095
Yes, but I don't
really see any evidence.

815
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,930
Evidence, schmevidence.
I go with my gut,

816
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:39,684
and my gut tells me
that this guy is El Macho.

817
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,270
Lock him up, lock up the son.

818
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:46,198
Don't forget about the son.
The kid gives me the creeps!

819
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,363
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

820
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:53,451
But, on the less (WHISTLES)
crazy side of things,

821
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,838
Gru discovered traces of the
serum at Eagle Hair Club!

822
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,162
Hmm, interesting.

823
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,456
Yeah! And you know
who made that happen? Huh?

824
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:04,834
This guy.
Nailed it. Amazing, right?

825
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,713
No, I mean, sure. But it's
not him, it is El Macho!

826
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,757
Mr. Gru, please!

827
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,605
No! It is him,
and I will prove it!

828
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,350
Gru, come on!

829
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,933
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

830
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,104
He really thinks it's El Macho.

831
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,324
Can you tell?

832
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,247
(GASPS)

833
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,553
(CALLING IN MINIONESE)

834
00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:50,474
Oh. Whoo!

835
00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:57,680
(SINGING HULA SONG
IN MINIONESE)

836
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:04,479
(HOOTING JOYFULLY)

837
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,842
Give me that!

838
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:36,968
(GROANS)

839
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:39,899
Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!

840
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,817
Kevin?

841
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,642
Hey, Lance,
where the heck is Kevin?

842
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:45,810
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

843
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:50,314
All right, we need to revisit the
number of vacation days you guys get.

844
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,700
I can't find anybody anymore.

845
00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,454
JILLIAN: Gru, it's Jillian!

846
00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,328
(GIGGLING) I've got good news!

847
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,626
I have my friend
Shannon here with me.

848
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,994
I was thinking you
two could get some grub.

849
00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:06,293
You know, tear it up, see what happens!
(LAUGHS)

850
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,124
Open up!

851
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,292
<i>La, la, la, la, la, la, la...</i>

852
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,757
(WHISPERING) Agnes! Agnes,
tell Jillian I'm not here.

853
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,505
Gru's not here.

854
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,340
Are you sure?

855
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,925
Yes, he just told me!

856
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,052
(CRINGES)

857
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,096
Mmm-mmm!

858
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,305
I mean,
no, he didn't just tell me.

859
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,473
(LAUGHS)

860
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,728
Agnes, where is Gru?

861
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,024
He's putting on lipstick!

862
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,909
He's swatting at flies!

863
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,151
No! No!

864
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,740
He's chopping his head off!

865
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,157
He's pooping?

866
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,912
I know you're in there, Gru!

867
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:45,539
There's no way you're
getting out of this!

868
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:54,170
SHANNON: I have to tell you, I
was so nervous about tonight.

869
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,386
I mean there's just so
many phonies out there!

870
00:52:58,050 --> 00:53:00,933
Yes, I hear you.
(CHUCKLES)

871
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,513
Oh, so, do you work out?

872
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,680
Well...

873
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,565
(CHUCKLES) I mean, obviously, you
don't, but would you consider it?

874
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:11,395
Huh? Physical fitness is
very important to Shannon.

875
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,199
As you can tell,
right? Huh?

876
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:15,525
(GRUNTING) Ah.

877
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,776
I can tell.

878
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:17,985
Solid.

879
00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:20,572
We are in the restaurant,
you know.

880
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,117
Hi. Takeout for Lucy?

881
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:25,624
Sure, just a sec.

882
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,006
(BEEPS)

883
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,967
SHANNON: <i>Your accent
is so exotic.</i>

884
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,261
Ah. Well, thank you very much.

885
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,012
I know someone who
can fix that for you.

886
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:47,778
And you'll be
talking normal in no time!

887
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,102
(FAKE CHUCKLES)

888
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,362
Whoo. Is it hot in here?

889
00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:56,076
How's the food?

890
00:53:57,109 --> 00:54:00,862
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you wearing a wig?

891
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:01,990
What?

892
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,157
Ah! I don't think so.

893
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,449
I knew it.

894
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,743
You're a phony.
I hate phonies!

895
00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:09,996
Oh, what?
No. These locks are all mine.

896
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,372
No, they're not!

897
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,584
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna rip that thing off your head,

898
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,545
and show everyone what a
bald-headed phony you are.

899
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,757
I don't think so, Miss Lady.

900
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:25,638
(YELPS)

901
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:29,849
Hello?

902
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,267
Hello? Are you...

903
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,602
LUCY: Hey, Gru.

904
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,813
Hello, Lucy.
How are you doing?

905
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,316
Wow, looks like your
date's out for the count.

906
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:41,402
It's like she's been shot with
a mild moose tranquilizer.

907
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,614
(MOANS LIKE A MOOSE)

908
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:50,119
Yeah, I'm winking because
that's what actually happened.

909
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,372
<i>Scusi,</i> what's happening here?
She no like?

910
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,797
Oh, she's just, uh...

911
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,627
(CHUCKLING) Oh, ho.

912
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,629
<i>Sì, Sì.</i> (CHUCKLES) <i>Sì.</i>

913
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,101
Shall we take her home?

914
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,269
Oh!

915
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:46,977
Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.

916
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:48,648
Huh, tell me about it.

917
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,306
Don't worry. It can only get
better from here, right?

918
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,517
But if it doesn't, you can
always borrow my dart gun.

919
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:56,902
I've had to use it on
one or two dates myself.

920
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,323
Yeah, you know,
as far as dates go,

921
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,700
I think I'm good
with just the one.

922
00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:03,486
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

923
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,542
Well, good night, partner.

924
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,201
This was fun.

925
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:15,050
Yes. Surprisingly, it was.

926
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,840
Oh, and, uh,
just between you and me?

927
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,428
You look much better bald.

928
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:24,303
See you tomorrow.

929
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,182
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!

930
00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:36,227
(KISSING)

931
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,522
(IMITATING A WALRUS)

932
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:41,897
Yay!

933
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,607
So, I take it
the date went well?

934
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,863
No, it was horrible.
(CHUCKLES)

935
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:48,072
(HUMMING)

936
00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:59,048
High-five!
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)

937
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,251
Bump it.

938
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:02,879
(GASPS)

939
00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:39,540
(GASPS)

940
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,296
(DISPATCH CHATTERING
ON RADIO)

941
00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:45,305
Mr. Ramsbottom?

942
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,754
Oh, hello.

943
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,214
What are you doing here?

944
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,184
We got him.
Got who?

945
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:51,895
Floyd Eaglesan!

946
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:55,096
Our agents located a secret
room in his shop last night

947
00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,972
and discovered this.

948
00:57:56,973 --> 00:58:01,066
It's empty, but we found traces
of the PX-41 serum in it.

949
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:02,645
He's our man.

950
00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:06,988
So, somehow, in spite of your
incompetence, we solved this one.

951
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,776
I was framed!

952
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:10,528
You won't get away with this!

953
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:13,155
Get your mitts off of me!
I am a legitimate businessman.

954
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,992
Ah. All right. So what now?

955
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:20,090
Well, now you're free to
go back to your business.

956
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,549
Mmm. Jams and jellies.

957
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,671
And it looks like
Agent Wilde will be

958
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,756
transferring to our
Australian branch.

959
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,596
Australia?

960
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,882
Yes.

961
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,882
But thank you for everything.

962
00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,802
And by everything,
of course I mean nothing.

963
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:37,389
Toodle pip and cheerio,
Mr. Gru.

964
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,186
Hey, there.
Hey.

965
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,688
So, we got him.

966
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,858
Yay. That's great.

967
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,776
And now you're
going to Australia?

968
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,654
Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.

969
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,865
I've already been
working on my accent.

970
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,117
Wallaby. Didgeridoo.

971
00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:00,835
Hugh Jackman.
(CHUCKLES)

972
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:04,586
So, um... Pretty excited.

973
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:07,168
Great.

974
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:09,628
Well, good luck.

975
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,394
Thanks. You, too.

976
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,051
Oh! Here.
I wanted to give you this.

977
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:17,928
Your lipstick taser?

978
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,930
Yeah, it's just a memento.

979
00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:23,942
Just, you know,
from the first time we met.

980
00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,321
Oh. Thank you, Lucy.

981
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,660
SILAS: Agent Wilde.

982
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:32,359
Well, it looks like
they need you, so...

983
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,125
Yeah, I better go.

984
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,627
Bye, Gru.

985
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,091
(DRUMMER EXCLAIMS IN DISMAY)

986
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:58,476
(WOMEN GRUNTING)

987
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,080
I brought you an umbrella.

988
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,116
Ah, thank you.

989
01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:22,708
What are you doing out here?

990
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:27,379
Remember when you
said that I liked Lucy?

991
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:31,008
Well, it turns out,

992
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:32,427
you're right.

993
01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:34,221
Really?

994
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,810
Yes, but...

995
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:39,009
Well, she's moving away.

996
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,810
I'm never going
to see her again.

997
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,646
Is there anything
I could do to help?

998
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,775
Aw, I don't... I don't
think so, sweetheart.

999
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:55,615
Well, is there
anything you could do?

1000
01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:59,947
Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.

1001
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:02,629
I know up to this
point our relationship

1002
01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:05,536
has been strictly professional,

1003
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:09,843
and you're leaving for
Australia and all, but...

1004
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,049
Okay, here is the question.

1005
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:14,801
Would you like to...

1006
01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:19,435
To go out on a date?

1007
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,683
Uh, no.

1008
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,096
Okay, that's not helping.

1009
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,063
All right, here we go.
For real this time.

1010
01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:36,527
(EXHALES)

1011
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,368
I can do this.

1012
01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:58,299
Agh! I hate you!

1013
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,221
Ah.

1014
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:04,388
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

1015
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,645
(BOTH YELLING)

1016
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,019
(IMITATING SIREN)

1017
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,692
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

1018
01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:17,365
(FALLING AND SCREAMING)

1019
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,865
(YELLING)

1020
01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:23,491
(IMITATING SIREN)

1021
01:02:58,566 --> 01:02:59,610
Eh.

1022
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,528
Kevin?
Mmm?

1023
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:03,904
Tom?

1024
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:04,997
Hello!

1025
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,408
<i>Kampai!
Kampai!</i>

1026
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:08,619
Huh? <i>Kampai!</i>

1027
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:12,879
(EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

1028
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:21,632
Bah!

1029
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,092
(LAUGHING)

1030
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,979
Oh.

1031
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:32,270
<i>Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Cinco de May-ya-yo!</i>

1032
01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:42,484
EDITH: Whoa!

1033
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,490
This place is awesome!

1034
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,158
Okay. Let's party, huh?

1035
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,952
But first,
let's go over the rules.

1036
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:55,289
Because what is fun
without the rules?

1037
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,010
Agnes, easy on the churros.

1038
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,178
Edith, try not to kill anyone.
<i>Hai!</i>

1039
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:00,794
Margo!

1040
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:01,922
Hello, Mr. Gru.

1041
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,381
(GROWLS) Okay.

1042
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,009
Gru!

1043
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:10,095
There must be the standard 6 feet
of space between you and boys.

1044
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:12,014
Especially this boy.

1045
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,515
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)

1046
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,023
Ah, you are a funny man.

1047
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,949
There are no rules, <i>señor.</i>
It's <i>Cinco de Mayo.</i>

1048
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,439
Come on!
They're starting the dance!

1049
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,947
<i>Arriba!</i>

1050
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:49,887
(GRUNTS)

1051
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:23,547
(CHUCKLES) So glad you could
make it, <i>mi</i> compadre.

1052
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,546
Hey, what's wrong?

1053
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,631
Oh, nothing.
Nothing is wrong.

1054
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:32,389
I'm just chilling with the
guac, from my chip hat.

1055
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:38,767
Gru, please. I know
that look all too well.

1056
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,270
It is the look
of a broken heart.

1057
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,688
How did you know?

1058
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:46,275
Believe me, my friend,
I too have spent many nights

1059
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,953
trying to drown my
sorrows in guacamole.

1060
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,367
You?
Yes.

1061
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:56,088
But we are survivors.

1062
01:05:56,244 --> 01:06:00,337
There's much more to
us than meets the eye.

1063
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,879
Enjoy the party.

1064
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:32,912
(TONES PLAYING <i>LA CUCARACHA</i>)

1065
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:39,788
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)

1066
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,096
(ATTEMPTING TO PLAY
<i>LA CUCARACHA</i>)

1067
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,219
(PLAYS WRONG NOTE)

1068
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,058
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)

1069
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,640
Huh.

1070
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,322
(YELLING IN AGONY)

1071
01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:16,992
(BELL DINGS)

1072
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:20,749
Ah-ha! (LAUGHING)

1073
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,084
Ouch!

1074
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,091
(SIGHS)

1075
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,274
Say what?

1076
01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:50,234
(GASPS)

1077
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,324
Would you like some
peanuts or pretzels?

1078
01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,369
(GASPS)

1079
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:03,954
(GRU LAUGHING)

1080
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:05,794
That's a good joke.

1081
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,220
I just did a boom boom.

1082
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:13,507
(GASPS)

1083
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:16,017
I really need you to
make a choice, hon.

1084
01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:19,058
I choose Gru.

1085
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,898
(LOUDLY) I choose Gru!

1086
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,488
Thank you, Gru stewardess!

1087
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,318
You're welcome!

1088
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,751
Aah!

1089
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:06,516
You have not lost
your touch, my friend.

1090
01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:08,894
Ah-ha! I knew it!

1091
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,485
You are El Macho!

1092
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,782
That's right!

1093
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,691
Nobody believed me!

1094
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,610
Ho-ho! But I knew
you weren't dead!

1095
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,778
(LAUGHING)

1096
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:21,409
Of course not.
I merely faked my death.

1097
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,493
But now, it's time for me

1098
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:28,456
to make
a spectacular return to evil.

1099
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:34,419
Doctor, I think it's time we
showed Gru what we're up to here.

1100
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,588
Dr. Nefario?

1101
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,760
Nice to see you, Gru.

1102
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,550
Wha...?

1103
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,637
(STAMMERS) So, this is your
new job opportunity?

1104
01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:46,603
Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.

1105
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:52,773
EDUARDO: Sorry.

1106
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:56,694
I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.

1107
01:09:57,151 --> 01:09:59,820
Oh! Kevin!
(GROANS IN DISGUST)

1108
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,289
No, he's not Kevin anymore.

1109
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:07,536
Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!

1110
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,580
Bah!

1111
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,544
Just watch this.

1112
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,303
Bah!

1113
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:27,191
And here's the best part!

1114
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:30,569
I got an army of them!

1115
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,700
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)
Look, look, look! (LAUGHING)

1116
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:35,983
(SQUEALS)

1117
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:42,781
Bah!

1118
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:47,242
Soon I will unleash
them on the world,

1119
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:51,413
and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...

1120
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,581
Yeow!

1121
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,132
...their city gets eaten!

1122
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,216
We can do it together.

1123
01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:58,628
Together?

1124
01:10:58,629 --> 01:10:59,673
Together!

1125
01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:03,133
I have admired your
work for years, amigo.

1126
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:06,636
Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?

1127
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,892
We would be unstoppable!

1128
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,607
Men like you, men like me.

1129
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:15,860
We should be ruling the world!

1130
01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,742
So, are you in?

1131
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:19,318
Woo-hoo!

1132
01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:21,740
Uh, yeah, probably.

1133
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:23,363
Probably?

1134
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:26,239
I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.

1135
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,117
I just have a lot
going on right now.

1136
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,953
I just need to get
some things off my plate

1137
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,252
before we start taking over
the world, that's all.

1138
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,261
Excuse me?
No, forget it.

1139
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:40,592
One hundred percent! I am in!

1140
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:43,924
I think...
Do you hear that? I do.

1141
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:47,555
That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.

1142
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,861
Totally in!

1143
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:55,018
You know what?

1144
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:57,569
I am not so
convinced that he is in.

1145
01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,407
(KIDS CHEERING)

1146
01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:11,493
Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!

1147
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,661
Oops, sorry.

1148
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,412
We need to go home now.
Where is Margo?

1149
01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,050
But I didn't get a turn!

1150
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:23,757
Margo!

1151
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,178
Come on. We're leaving...

1152
01:12:26,509 --> 01:12:28,134
Hey, what's wrong?

1153
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:29,726
I hate boys.

1154
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,016
Yes. They stink.

1155
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,188
Uh, sorry. Honey,
we got to go.

1156
01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:01,841
Oops! Sorry.

1157
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,047
(GASPS)

1158
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,092
(CROWING)

1159
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,468
Ya!

1160
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:16,391
Hey! Pollito,
what's the matter?

1161
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,600
Oh, hey, Eduardo!

1162
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,519
Lucia, I apologize.

1163
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,355
Pollito,
he's usually not like this.

1164
01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:27,031
The same thing happened the
other day with Gru, and...

1165
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:33,700
Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him?
I really need to talk to him.

1166
01:13:33,701 --> 01:13:36,911
Yes. I think he's
somewhere around here.

1167
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,834
You two are close, no?

1168
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:40,623
Oh, I don't know.

1169
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:44,044
I mean, "close,"
I wouldn't say we were close.

1170
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,129
Why, did he say we were close?
Did he say that?

1171
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,715
It's more what he didn't say.

1172
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,135
For instance,
he never mentioned

1173
01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:55,268
that you were both working
for the Anti-Villain League!

1174
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,765
(GASPS)

1175
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,224
You're coming with me.

1176
01:13:58,225 --> 01:13:59,269
Hey!

1177
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,902
Crikey!

1178
01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:10,528
So, Eduardo's
actually El Macho?

1179
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,787
Cool!

1180
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:13,281
No, it is not cool!

1181
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,742
Plus, I pretty much
knew it was him all along,

1182
01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,827
so if anyone's cool, it's me!

1183
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:18,872
(TV BEEPING)

1184
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,914
<i>Gru!</i>

1185
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:23,041
Well, Dr. Nefario.

1186
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,877
<i>El Macho's onto you. He knows
you're working for the AVL.</i>

1187
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,800
<i>And he's got your partner.</i>

1188
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,768
Lucy?

1189
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:33,218
That's impossible.
She's on her way to Australia!

1190
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:34,427
EDUARDO: <i>Nefario?</i>

1191
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:35,852
<i>Sorry, gotta go!</i>

1192
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,555
(GASPS)

1193
01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:38,897
He's got Lucy?

1194
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,571
Not for long.

1195
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:44,154
Come on, we're
getting her out of there.

1196
01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:46,076
(GROANS)

1197
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,829
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

1198
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,757
(MUTTERING)

1199
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,420
(SHRIEKS)

1200
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,018
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

1201
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:11,536
(MUTTERING)
(GASPS)

1202
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,152
What was that?

1203
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,197
(MUTTERING RESUMES)

1204
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,208
I don't see anything.

1205
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:28,710
(SCREAMS)

1206
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,354
(SHRIEKS) Run!

1207
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:43,934
My unicorn!

1208
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,446
MARGO: Agnes, no!

1209
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,189
(SHRIEKS)

1210
01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:55,779
(SCREAMING)

1211
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:11,795
(BOTH SCREAM)

1212
01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,182
Come on! Hurry!

1213
01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:25,856
What's the matter?

1214
01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:27,850
(YELLS)

1215
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:28,895
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN ALARM)

1216
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,607
Bah!

1217
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,161
<i>Ooh là là.</i>

1218
01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:46,291
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

1219
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:48,246
Kevin!

1220
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:49,291
(CHUCKLING)

1221
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,505
Dr. Nefario! You're back!

1222
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,306
In the flesh.

1223
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,556
Behold, the antidote.

1224
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,890
Come on. Let's finally put this
horrible jelly to some good use.

1225
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:17,817
Ah! Ah!

1226
01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:18,943
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1227
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:19,988
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1228
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:23,042
Hey, guys, come on!
Stay focused here.

1229
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,284
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

1230
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:34,836
Huh?

1231
01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,253
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) Huh?

1232
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,175
Uh... (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)

1233
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,932
(WILD GROWLING)

1234
01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:45,887
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(WILD GROWLING)

1235
01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:47,857
Uh... (IMITATES WILD GROWLING)

1236
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,351
(BUZZING) Oh.

1237
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:55,482
(WHIMPERS)

1238
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:00,362
(GULPS)

1239
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:02,528
Uh! (GROWLS)

1240
01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:03,573
(ORDERS IN MINIONESE)

1241
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:07,582
Curses! Foiled again!

1242
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,247
These guys captured me!

1243
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,456
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)

1244
01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:39,985
(GASPS)

1245
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,112
Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1246
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,370
(CHUCKLES) No?

1247
01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:48,326
Bah!

1248
01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,078
Run!

1249
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:53,081
(YELLING)

1250
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,462
Up that tree!

1251
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,882
Hurry! Hurry!

1252
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:18,898
(GRUNTS)

1253
01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:41,254
(GASPS)

1254
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,318
(GRUNTING)

1255
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,818
Hello, Gru!

1256
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:09,082
Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!

1257
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,411
I put an antidote in the jelly.

1258
01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:15,953
I mean, I'm happy to create an
evil army to destroy the world,

1259
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,754
but nobody
messes with my family.

1260
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,802
Thank you, Doctor.

1261
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,846
Now, let's go get the...

1262
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,298
Hi!

1263
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:26,757
You brought the girls?

1264
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,217
Yes!

1265
01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:29,634
Oh.

1266
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,106
Was that wrong?

1267
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:35,772
(YELLING TRIUMPHANTLY)

1268
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,731
What's happening to my minions?

1269
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:44,859
Gru?

1270
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,654
You guys, take care of
the rest of the minions.

1271
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:51,660
I'm going to find Lucy.

1272
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,593
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!

1273
01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:06,432
Whoa! Whoa!

1274
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,741
It's over, El Macho.

1275
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,130
Now, where is Lucy?

1276
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,329
(CHUCKLES)

1277
01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:39,788
Let me show you.

1278
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:51,718
(GASPS)

1279
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,968
Oh, hey, Gru!

1280
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:57,555
Turns out you were right about
the whole El Macho thing, huh?

1281
01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:58,897
Yay!

1282
01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:03,060
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket

1283
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:07,565
straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.

1284
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,568
Only this time, it's for real.

1285
01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:11,613
No!

1286
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:13,654
Yam (GASPS)

1287
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:14,948
Tallyho!

1288
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:25,633
We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!

1289
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:27,556
But now,

1290
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:29,634
you're gonna die.

1291
01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:31,674
(GASPS)

1292
01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:35,261
(GRUNTING)

1293
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:51,945
(ROARS)

1294
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,618
Oh!
(GUN CLICKING)

1295
01:23:58,742 --> 01:23:59,786
(GROWLS)

1296
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:02,372
(GRUNTING)

1297
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:04,884
(GROWLS ANGRILY)

1298
01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,423
(LAUGHING EVILLY)

1299
01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:07,585
(YELLS)

1300
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:10,419
(YELLS)

1301
01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:11,464
(GRUNTS)

1302
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,010
Ah!

1303
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:17,933
(GRUNTING)

1304
01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:35,868
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

1305
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:39,409
(GRUNTS)

1306
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,912
Mmm, lipstick taser!

1307
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,132
Aw, he copied me.

1308
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:57,758
I am not afraid
of your jelly guns.

1309
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:01,220
Oh, this ain't
a jelly gun, sunshine.

1310
01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:02,728
(GUN FARTING)

1311
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:04,392
(GASPING)

1312
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:07,899
(MINIONS CHEERING)

1313
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:10,607
Ho-oh!

1314
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,445
Don't worry about me,
Gru, I'll be fine.

1315
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,989
I have survived
lots worse than this.

1316
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:21,662
Okay, that's not entirely true.

1317
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,576
I'm actually kind of
freaking out up here!

1318
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,664
Don't worry,
I will get you out of this.

1319
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,550
(BOTH GASP)

1320
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:36,383
I really hate that chicken.

1321
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,531
(GRUNTING)

1322
01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:58,571
(ALL CHEER)

1323
01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,658
LUCY: Is there a red one?
It's usually the red one!

1324
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,842
Gru, anytime now!

1325
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:10,208
(GASPS)

1326
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:13,334
Listen, Lucy, we may not
get out of this alive,

1327
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,711
so I need to
ask you a question.

1328
01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:16,804
Uh, better make it quick.

1329
01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:20,726
If I had asked you out on a
date, what would you have said?

1330
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:22,510
Are you kidding me?

1331
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:23,554
Yes!

1332
01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:25,763
(GASPS)

1333
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:26,938
Jump!
(SHRIEKS)

1334
01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:34,523
(BOTH YELL)

1335
01:26:36,983 --> 01:26:38,027
(GASPS)

1336
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,041
Lucy!

1337
01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:43,915
Lucy, where are you?

1338
01:26:45,575 --> 01:26:46,619
(GASPS)

1339
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,413
Oh, Lucy!

1340
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:50,295
Gru!

1341
01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:52,417
(BOTH GASPING)

1342
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:58,137
Sorry! I guess you need your
arms to tread water, huh?

1343
01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:02,342
(CHANTING IN MINIONESE)

1344
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:08,359
They'll be back.

1345
01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:18,825
(SINGING <i>I SWEAR</i> IN MINIONESE)

1346
01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,553
<i>Underwear...</i>

1347
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:52,612
ALL: <i>Underwear...</i>

1348
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,124
<i>Underwear...</i>

1349
01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:10,119
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1350
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:14,624
Oh!

1351
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:17,376
(MINIONS CHEERING)

1352
01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:23,009
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"

1353
01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:26,594
<i>Underwear...</i>

1354
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,325
Okay.

1355
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:45,743
Excuse me.

1356
01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:49,500
Um, hi, excuse me.

1357
01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,292
Uh, (CLEARS THROAT)

1358
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:02,511
hi, everybody.
I'd like to make some toast.

1359
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,673
Uh...

1360
01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:06,263
Okay.

1361
01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:08,842
She, um...

1362
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:13,103
She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.

1363
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:16,070
We love you,
mothers, everywhere.

1364
01:29:16,559 --> 01:29:19,906
And my new mom,
Lucy, is beyond compare.

1365
01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,148
MINIONS: Aww.

1366
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:22,483
Aw.

1367
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:31,577
To the bride and Gru!

1368
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:40,922
(SINGING <i>Y.M.C.A.</i> IN MINIONESE)

1369
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,306
Yeah!

1370
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:07,533
LUCY: Woo-hoo!
I'm so happy!

1371
01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:18,623
Huh? Ha!

1372
01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:24,386
(COUNTING IN MINIONESE)

1373
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,094
Bah!

1374
01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:54,992
Hey, Bob! Stuart!

1375
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:28,364
(CHUCKLING) Eh!

1376
01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:29,985
No?

1377
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:32,947
Ah!

1378
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,282
Bob!

1379
01:31:37,283 --> 01:31:38,956
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

1380
01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:46,043
Uh-oh!

1381
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:56,303
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)

1382
01:32:00,265 --> 01:32:02,186
Okay.
(COUNTING IN MINIONESE)

1383
01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,577
(EXCLAIMING FRANTICALLY)

1384
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:31,464
(GRUNTS) Okay.

1385
01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:35,518
(KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY)

1386
01:32:43,641 --> 01:32:44,685
(CHUCKLES)

1387
01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:50,316
Aah!

1388
01:32:51,024 --> 01:32:52,495
(CHATTERING ANGRILY
IN MINIONESE)

1389
01:33:07,123 --> 01:33:08,167
(KAZOOING)

1390
01:33:13,713 --> 01:33:15,386
(EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)

1391
01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:17,718
(EXPLODES)

1392
01:33:21,054 --> 01:33:22,221
(OFF-KEY TRUMPETING)

1393
01:33:22,222 --> 01:33:23,265
(KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY)

1394
01:33:27,310 --> 01:33:28,733
(EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)

1395
01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:34,527
(CHUCKLES)

1396
01:33:34,859 --> 01:33:37,196
(BICKERING IN MINIONESE)

1397
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,704
Mmm?
Shh!

1398
01:33:45,912 --> 01:33:47,079
(GRUNTS)

1399
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,123
(YELLS)

1400
01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:50,626
(YELLS)

1401
01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:53,174
Blah. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

1402
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:54,505
(YELLING)