1 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:10,320 This is a story of boy meets girl. 2 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:16,785 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 3 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,705 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 4 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,915 until the day he met "the one." 5 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:27,254 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 6 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,715 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 7 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,134 Elaine! Elaine! 8 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,220 The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, 9 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,556 did not share this belief. 10 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,185 Since the disintegration of her parents' marriage, 11 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,520 she'd only loved two things. 12 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,732 The first was her long, dark hair. 13 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,902 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 14 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,946 and feel nothing. 15 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:56,325 Tom meets Summer on January 8th. 16 00:01:56,366 --> 00:02:01,872 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 17 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:06,168 This is a story of boy meets girl. 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,337 But you should know up front, 19 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:12,382 this is not a love story. 20 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,304 We didn't know who else to call. 21 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,515 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 22 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,851 You did the right thing. 23 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,271 Now, where is he? 24 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,821 Thomas. 25 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,367 Rachel. What are you doing here? 26 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,911 I'm here to help you. Help me how? 27 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,873 First, put down the plate. 28 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,793 Drink this. 29 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,170 - What is that? - Vodka. 30 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,506 Um, does Mom know that you're here? 31 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:01,051 - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. - Don't worry about it. 32 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,806 Just start from the beginning, and tell us what happened. 33 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,935 Things were going so well. 34 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,656 Then what? 35 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,908 I think we should stop seeing each other. 36 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,119 Just like that? Just like that. 37 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,039 - Did she say why? - I mean, this thing - what are we doing? 38 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,208 I mean, is this normal? 39 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,295 Norm- I- I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 40 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,088 - You're happy? - You're not? 41 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,966 All we do is argue. That is bullshit. 42 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,634 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 43 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,720 Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing. 44 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,431 - P.M.S.? - What do you know about P.M.S.? 45 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,851 - More than you, Tom. - Then what happened? 46 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,936 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 47 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,439 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 48 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,401 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 49 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:04,781 I- I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 50 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,784 No. I'm Sid. 51 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:11,371 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 52 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,920 Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later. 53 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,756 Mmm. That is good. 54 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,425 I'm really glad we did this. 55 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,887 I love these pancakes. 56 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,348 What? 57 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:34,770 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 58 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,939 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 59 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,607 Yes. 60 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,484 And girls have broken up with you before. 61 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:41,735 - This is different. - Why? 62 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,861 'Cause it's Summer. 63 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,739 So you'll-you'll meet somebody new. 64 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,825 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 65 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,578 I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh- 66 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,622 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 67 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:56,124 - No. - They- They say that. 68 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,461 Well, they're lying. 69 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:03,006 I don't want to get over her. 70 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,467 I want to get her back. 71 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,971 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 72 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,973 The nuclear family is dead, 73 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,767 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 74 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,520 May 21st. 75 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:21,775 Other Mother's Day. 76 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:24,027 Thank you. 77 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,489 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 78 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,409 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 79 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,161 Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 80 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:37,875 Oh. Thank you. Uh, everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 81 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,252 Summer just moved here from- 82 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,796 - Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 83 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,174 Uh, Summer, everyone. 84 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:49,636 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 85 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,222 It's nice to meet you all. 86 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:56,185 There's only two kinds of people in the world. 87 00:07:56,226 --> 00:08:00,022 There's women, and there's men. 88 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,691 Summer Finn was a woman. 89 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:06,445 Height, average. Weight, average. 90 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,531 Shoe size, slightly above average. 91 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,617 For all intents and purposes, 92 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,745 Summer Finn, just another girl. 93 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,747 Except she wasn't. 94 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,291 To wit, in 1998, 95 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,294 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 96 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,296 in her high school yearbook. 97 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,007 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." 98 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,967 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 99 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,220 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 100 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,722 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 101 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:37,726 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 102 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:42,898 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 103 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,067 Every apartment Summer rented... 104 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,947 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 105 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,533 And her round-trip commute to work... 106 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:56,119 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 107 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,956 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." 108 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:03,043 Rare, and yet something every post-adolescent male has encountered... 109 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,045 at least once in their lives. 110 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:09,216 For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 111 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:13,762 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people- 112 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:17,099 well, that could only be explained by one thing: 113 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,560 fate. 114 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,898 Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 115 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,733 Really? 116 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,862 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it. 117 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,572 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 118 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:36,410 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 119 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,746 Damn. I know. She's pretty hot. 120 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,874 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 121 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,376 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 122 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,545 Centuries of reinforcement. 123 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:50,132 You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 124 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:54,887 If she wants to be that way, fine. 125 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,783 Smiths? 126 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,077 Hi. 127 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,874 I love the Smiths. Sorry? 128 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:27,920 I said I love the Smiths. 129 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,632 You have- You have good taste in music. 130 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,675 - You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 131 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,804 To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die 132 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,724 I love 'em. 133 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:46,396 Holy shit. 134 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,404 There you go. Have another piece. 135 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,948 Ah. Drinks? 136 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,950 Arthur, did you get a piece? Thanks. 137 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,203 Want one? Yeah. 138 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,748 Want one? Mmm. 139 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,877 Summer, right? Oh. Yeah. 140 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,547 - Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 141 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,007 Want some, uh, uh- 142 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,969 - It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. - Sure. 143 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,513 So, how's it goin'? 144 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,557 - Pretty good. - You just moved here, right? 145 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,891 - Mm-hmm. - When? 146 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,644 - Saturday. - Oh, wow. 147 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,648 And, uh, what brought you? 148 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650 Boredom mostly. 149 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,278 - Wanted to try something new and exciting. - Mmm. 150 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:39,199 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. 151 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:43,287 - So, have you worked here long? - About three or four years. 152 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,415 Wow. You've... 153 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,667 always wanted to write greeting cards? 154 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,669 No, I don't even want to do it now. 155 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,005 Well, you should do something else then. 156 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,300 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 157 00:11:56,341 --> 00:12:00,554 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 158 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,556 It didn't work out. 159 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,517 I needed a job, and here we are. 160 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,186 You any good? 161 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,398 Well, um, I wrote this one. 162 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,652 "Today you're a man. 163 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,654 Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah. " 164 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,574 - It's a big seller. - I meant as an architect. 165 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,035 Yeah. 166 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,370 - I doubt it. - Well, 167 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,415 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 168 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,210 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 169 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,212 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 170 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,716 They used to call me Anal Girl. 171 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:43,222 I was very neat and organized. 172 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,519 - Well, I should get back, so- - Uh- 173 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,564 All right. See you later. 174 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:40,362 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 175 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,615 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 176 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,910 I love her hair. I love her knees. 177 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,246 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 178 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,833 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 179 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,627 I love the sound of her laugh. 180 00:13:55,669 --> 00:14:01,258 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 181 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,678 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 182 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,139 I love how she makes me feel. 183 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,141 Like- 184 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:13,353 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 185 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:17,149 Like life is worth it. 186 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,779 This is not good. 187 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:26,491 She likes Magritte and Hopper. 188 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,077 And we talked about Bananafish for like 20 minutes. 189 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,121 We're so compatible, it's insane. 190 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,541 She's - well, she's not like I thought at all. She's amazing. 191 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,127 - Oh, boy. - What? 192 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:41,965 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 193 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,051 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 194 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,471 What do you mean? 195 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,474 - It's off. - What? 196 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,476 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 197 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,729 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 198 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,940 - Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. - No. 199 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,150 Lucky. 200 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,778 So, what happened? 201 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,780 - All right. You ready? - Yeah. 202 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,824 So there we are. Nine more floors to ride, just me and her. 203 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,910 Hey, Summer. 204 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,204 Hi. 205 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,499 How was your weekend? 206 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,501 It was good. 207 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,336 Can you believe that shit? 208 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,421 I'm sorry. what shit? 209 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:25,342 - I think I missed something. - She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good." 210 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,929 She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 211 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,139 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 212 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,017 - What the hell is wrong with you? - She's not interested in me. 213 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,019 There's really nothing I can do about that. 214 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,438 - Just because she said it was good? - And some other things. 215 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,732 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 216 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,778 I mean, 'cause you know that that - that means that she's a lesbian, right? 217 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,947 I gave her plenty of chances. 218 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,701 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 219 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:55,080 I think you know what I need. 220 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,084 Uh, toner. 221 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,963 Okay. Sure. No problem. 222 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:38,123 Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know- 223 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,628 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 224 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:47,591 People don't realize this, but loneliness- 225 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:51,386 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 226 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,514 Don't be stupid. 227 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,891 Hey. 228 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:04,233 - This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. - No. 229 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,402 - Come on. - They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 230 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,655 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 231 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,741 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 232 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,743 and you threatened to burn the place down. 233 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,579 - But I didn't burn the place down. - We're not going back there, man. 234 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:21,291 Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going. 235 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,877 - I can't go, even if I wanted- - You're not listening to me. 236 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:28,799 - What? - The whole office is going. 237 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,445 - Hi. - Hi. 238 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,282 - They said you weren't coming. - You asked if I was- 239 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,659 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 240 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,703 - What's up, Hansen? - Summer. Summer- 241 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,289 That's me. Come on up. 242 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,583 You- 243 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:07,546 - Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. - Whoo! 244 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,007 Thanks, chief. 245 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,009 - Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 246 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,595 Cheers. 247 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,171 Like, that's what I was- I guess. 248 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,173 - Hello. - Hi. 249 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,842 I didn't, uh- I didn't know you were gonna join us. 250 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,136 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or- 251 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,138 - I'm good. - You're good? 252 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,266 - You- You were great- great up, uh, singing. - Thank you. 253 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,685 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 254 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,687 - I love "Born To Run." - Me too. 255 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,148 - Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 256 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,026 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 257 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,945 I named my cat after Springsteen. 258 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,947 No kidding. What-what was his name? 259 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,032 Bruce. 260 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:20,744 Oh. That makes sense. 261 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,288 So, do you have a boyfriend? 262 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,290 - No. - Why not? 263 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,794 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 264 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,839 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 265 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,882 Are you a lesbian? 266 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,093 No, I'm not a lesbian. 267 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,387 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 268 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:42,099 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 269 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,643 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Really? 270 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,728 Nope. 271 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,814 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 272 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:53,068 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 273 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,196 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 274 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,448 Who needs it? We're young. 275 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,993 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 276 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,328 Might as well have fun while we can and... 277 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,747 save the serious stuff for later. 278 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,084 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 279 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:13,255 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 280 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257 What? 281 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,301 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 282 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,678 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 283 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,680 Well, what does that word even mean? 284 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:24,850 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 285 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:28,103 - Well, maybe that's- - And most marriages end in divorce these days. 286 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,439 - Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but- 287 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,233 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 288 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:36,528 The lady dothn't. 289 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,656 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 290 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,869 Well, I think you're wrong. 291 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,538 Okay. Well, 292 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:51,210 what is it that I'm missing then? 293 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:56,256 I think you know it when you feel it. 294 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,720 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 295 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,805 Yeah. 296 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,517 Okay. Who's singing next? 297 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,353 I nominate Young Werther here. 298 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,563 - I'm not nearly drunk enough to- - Bartender. 299 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,483 Whoo! Whoo! 300 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:56,316 Whoo! You're good! 301 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,071 Is it- 302 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,368 It's not? No, that's not it. 303 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,370 What is that then? I don't know. That- 304 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,664 - That- That's something, but that's not it. - I know. 305 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,167 - Ah, I used to watch it every week. - Oh. Yeah! 306 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,210 It was the best show on TV. I know. 307 00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,546 Knight Rider? Come on. And the theme song is really good. 308 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,591 - So good. - This is gonna bother me for a week. 309 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:23,177 Me too. 310 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,400 - You were amazing. - I know, buddy. 311 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,402 You're amazing. 312 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,404 - This was so much fun. - Yeah. 313 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,698 You guys are so much- Wait! Wait! Hey. 314 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,117 - What's up? - Not you. 315 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,161 You. 316 00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,913 - He likes you. - Okay. 317 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,915 - He likes likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 318 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,917 - Why don't you just tell her, Tom? - Yeah. 319 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,711 - You guys are the best! - Sorry you had to see that. He's- 320 00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,005 Happens every time we come here. He, uh- I don't know. 321 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,007 Something about that guy and singing. 322 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:04,092 - Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 323 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:07,221 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 324 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,431 No, uh, not McKenzie. 325 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,517 Um, the other thing. 326 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,436 What thing? 327 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,981 Do you... like me? 328 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,652 Yeah. 329 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,947 Yeah, of course I like you. 330 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,866 As friends? 331 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,077 Right. As friends. 332 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,038 Just as friends? 333 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,543 Yeah. I mean, I- I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um- 334 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,920 Yes. Why? 335 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:43,298 No reason. I just- 336 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:47,886 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 337 00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:51,348 Is that all right? 338 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,810 Yeah. It's, um- 339 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:57,938 - Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. - Mmm. 340 00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,858 Okay. Good. 341 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:12,661 Well, I'm that way, so- 342 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:19,585 - Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 343 00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:38,228 - Hey. - Hi. 344 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:10,385 So, that was fun the other night. 345 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,967 - You son of a bitch. - Shh! 346 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,970 - The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? - I've not been obsessing. 347 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,597 The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with. 348 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,765 - That girl. - Paul, seriously. 349 00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:58,350 - Did you bang her? - No. 350 00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,186 - What, hum job? Hand job? - Man, no. 351 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:05,774 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We- We kissed. 352 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:08,610 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 353 00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:12,197 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl for weeks on end. 354 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,365 - Paul- - You were essentially stalking her! 355 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:16,201 Paul! Shh! 356 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,790 - Hi. - Hey. 357 00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:24,168 - I'm Summer. - Summer. 358 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:29,506 - I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 359 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:35,345 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 360 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:38,432 - Yeah, man. - Um, pretend I was never here. 361 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:41,268 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up- 362 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:44,980 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 363 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:51,195 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 364 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,655 If you heard any of, um- 365 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:56,116 - Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 366 00:26:56,158 --> 00:27:01,455 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 367 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,417 Ah, hon? 368 00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:09,254 Our sink is broken. 369 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:16,720 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 370 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,770 What are we looking for again? 371 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,022 - Uh, trivets. - How 'bout a flygel? 372 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,191 No, I don't think so. 373 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:32,236 No? You don't want a flygel? 374 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:35,572 Home sweet home. 375 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,410 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 376 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:42,412 Yes. 377 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:45,666 Ooh! Idol's on. 378 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,675 The TV's not working. 379 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,969 Oh. 380 00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:00,556 Well, I'm famished. 381 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,642 Let's eat. 382 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,898 Mmm. Smells delicious. 383 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:14,987 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 384 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,114 I made it myself. 385 00:28:17,156 --> 00:28:19,491 - Bald eagle. - Your favorite. 386 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:22,077 Mm-hmm. 387 00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,668 The sink's broken. 388 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:34,006 Well, that's okay, because... 389 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,550 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 390 00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:38,927 You're so smart. 391 00:28:38,969 --> 00:28:43,307 I'll race you to the bedroom. 392 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:05,120 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 393 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:11,001 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 394 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,895 This is fun. 395 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:32,564 You're fun. 396 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,150 Thanks. 397 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,073 Hey, um, 398 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:44,409 I just wanna tell you that, um, 399 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:47,579 I'm not really looking... 400 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:51,542 for anything... serious. 401 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:56,755 Is that okay? 402 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:59,216 Yeah. 403 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,971 'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that. 404 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,557 No, not me. 405 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,017 You sure? 406 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:13,021 Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow. 407 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,065 Right. 408 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:18,068 No pressure. 409 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:55,439 Can you, uh- Can you wait one second? 410 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:04,239 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 411 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,283 Just a girl. 412 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,994 She wants to keep it casual, 413 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,580 which is why she's in my bed right now. 414 00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:16,084 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 415 00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:20,214 That's fine. That's great. 416 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:27,346 - Hi. - Hi. 417 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,217 Hey. 418 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:07,970 Hello. 419 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,765 Hi. 420 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,649 Thanks. 421 00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:41,897 You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 422 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:43,899 - Okay. - And I'll- And I'll bring it to you. 423 00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:44,942 - Okay. - Okay? 424 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,193 Is this Solitaire? 425 00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:51,198 So, did you get her back yet or what? 426 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,701 Working on it. 427 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:59,998 - Hey, maybe you should write a book. - What? 428 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,876 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 429 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:04,920 is to turn her into literature. 430 00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:10,342 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 431 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,304 Oh, this is it! This is it! 432 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,390 So great to hear from you. 433 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,433 I can't this week, but maybe next? 434 00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:24,064 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 435 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:40,080 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 436 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:42,624 Your girl is losing it. 437 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:45,252 Can you just be serious, for just a second? 438 00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:47,462 I am being totally serious. No, you're joking around. 439 00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:50,174 No, I am not joking around. "Octopus's Garden"? 440 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,885 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 441 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,761 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 442 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:56,889 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 443 00:34:56,930 --> 00:35:02,895 - Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 444 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:05,480 No, no. 445 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,068 Ooh, this looks good. 446 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:14,114 Gets really good reviews. 447 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:20,204 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 448 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:25,167 - Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 449 00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,252 - Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 450 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:31,757 - Okay. Three, two, one! - One. 451 00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:38,305 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 452 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:42,017 Like, if you look up- 453 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:51,193 The Fine Arts Building. 454 00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:56,990 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites. 455 00:35:57,032 --> 00:36:00,327 Isn't that cool? 456 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,049 This is my favorite spot. This is? 457 00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:16,468 This is your favorite spot? 458 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:18,846 Right here. 459 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,598 How come? 460 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:25,060 Uh, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess. 461 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,896 Well, try. 462 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,732 Um- Well, okay. 463 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:34,611 Like, that building- that's, uh- 464 00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:37,406 That's been there since 1911. 465 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:40,617 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A. 's first skyscraper. 466 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,078 It was built in 1904. 467 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,872 What is that? 468 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:46,999 That? 469 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,127 - That's a parking lot. - Oh! 470 00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:54,882 Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot. 471 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:57,426 That's, um- Yeah. 472 00:36:57,467 --> 00:37:02,973 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 473 00:37:03,015 --> 00:37:07,186 I don't know. I just... wish people would notice it more. 474 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:11,148 If it were me, then, uh- 475 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,609 If it were you what? 476 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:17,696 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 477 00:37:17,738 --> 00:37:22,201 How would you make them notice? 478 00:37:22,493 --> 00:37:26,205 I don't know. There's a lot of different stuff you could do. 479 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,790 Show me. 480 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:32,503 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. 481 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:35,339 - You want me to draw you something? - Yeah. 482 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:40,969 - I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 483 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,055 Please, I need a tattoo. 484 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:48,936 - Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 485 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:53,315 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so- 486 00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:58,487 You could maximize light capacity here. 487 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,719 It's kind of messy. 488 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:25,722 That's okay. 489 00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:40,863 For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 490 00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:44,283 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 491 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:49,246 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 492 00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:53,542 that wall was slowly coming down. 493 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:56,003 For here was Tom, in her world, 494 00:38:56,044 --> 00:39:00,507 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 495 00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:02,843 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 496 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:05,679 Him, no one else. 497 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:07,973 - Have you ever been in a tornado? - No. 498 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:11,810 It's that and my teeth falling out. 499 00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,812 - I have that too! - You do? 500 00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:17,274 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 501 00:39:17,316 --> 00:39:20,110 What else do you have? 502 00:39:20,152 --> 00:39:22,237 Um, earthquakes? 503 00:39:22,279 --> 00:39:25,491 - Really? - No. 504 00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:32,289 You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 505 00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:35,375 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 506 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,377 I'm, like, superhuman. 507 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:40,756 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 508 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:44,635 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 509 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:50,849 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 510 00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:53,185 I'm free. I'm safe. 511 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:56,104 Then I realize, 512 00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:59,816 I'm completely alone. 513 00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:04,279 And then I wake up. 514 00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:06,365 As he listened, Tom began to realize... 515 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,910 that these weren't stories routinely told. 516 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:13,330 These were stories one had to earn. 517 00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:16,416 He could feel the wall coming down. 518 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,795 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 519 00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:23,882 Which is why the next six words changed everything. 520 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:28,804 I've never told anybody that before. 521 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,058 I guess I'm not just anybody. 522 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,644 So what are you exactly? 523 00:40:35,686 --> 00:40:37,688 - I don't know. - Are you her boyfriend? 524 00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:39,982 - It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 525 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,192 What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. 526 00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:44,903 You know, we're- we're adults. We know how we feel. 527 00:40:44,945 --> 00:40:46,989 We don't need to put labels on it. 528 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:48,991 I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." 529 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:52,619 All that stuff is- It's really juvenile. 530 00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:55,122 - You sound gay. - You really do. 531 00:40:55,164 --> 00:40:57,124 Okay, first of all, 532 00:40:57,166 --> 00:41:01,170 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade, 533 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,964 and you dated for, like, three hours. 534 00:41:04,006 --> 00:41:09,011 And you- you've been with Robyn since what- like 1998? 535 00:41:09,052 --> 00:41:11,513 - '97. - '97. See- 536 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:14,016 Shoot. 537 00:41:14,391 --> 00:41:22,566 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 538 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:27,362 - So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 539 00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:29,364 What? 540 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:32,075 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 541 00:41:32,117 --> 00:41:34,161 I mean, things are going well. 542 00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:36,830 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 543 00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:40,709 - It's like saying, "I love you." - Yeah, I know what you mean. 544 00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:43,712 That's what happened between me and Sean. 545 00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:46,381 - Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 546 00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:48,800 Who the- Never mind. 547 00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:52,679 - So, what you're saying- - I'm saying you do want to ask her. 548 00:41:52,721 --> 00:41:55,891 It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 549 00:41:55,933 --> 00:42:00,062 which will shatter all the illusions of how great these past few months have been. 550 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:02,064 Now look, if it were me, 551 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:04,608 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 552 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:08,695 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 553 00:42:08,737 --> 00:42:11,573 Who's Lars from Norway? 554 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:13,575 Just some guy she met at the gym... 555 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:18,580 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 556 00:42:19,122 --> 00:42:21,667 Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 557 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,752 - Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 558 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:27,548 Just don't be a pussy. 559 00:42:42,813 --> 00:42:45,274 You okay? 560 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:48,443 - Yeah. - You sure? 561 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:51,196 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 562 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:55,242 - What? - What are we, um- 563 00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:58,120 - What are we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 564 00:42:58,162 --> 00:43:00,622 Yeah. Nah, I mean, like, what are we, like- 565 00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:03,333 What's going on here, with us? 566 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:06,420 I don't know. 567 00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:08,922 Who cares? 568 00:43:08,964 --> 00:43:12,009 - I'm happy. Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 569 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:14,469 Good. 570 00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:51,882 London, 1964. 571 00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:53,926 Those girls knew how to dress. 572 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:57,596 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 573 00:43:57,638 --> 00:43:59,932 and tattoos. 574 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:02,226 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 575 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:07,564 - Who okayed this? - Some people like it. 576 00:44:08,023 --> 00:44:10,108 I like how you dress. 577 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:13,737 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle. 578 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:15,823 No. 579 00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:17,616 Oh. 580 00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:19,910 Yo. 581 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,954 How's it going? 582 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:24,206 Uh, okay. 583 00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:26,542 You live around here? 584 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,794 Um, yeah, not too far. 585 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:31,171 I've never seen you here before. 586 00:44:31,213 --> 00:44:33,382 You're not too observant. 587 00:44:33,423 --> 00:44:36,510 That's funny. You're funny. 588 00:44:36,552 --> 00:44:41,223 - So let me buy you a drink. - No, thank you. 589 00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:43,433 - You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 590 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:46,103 Whatever. So, come on. One drink. What are you drinking? 591 00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:48,355 I said no, thanks. 592 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:50,357 You're serious? This guy? 593 00:44:50,399 --> 00:44:52,401 - Hey, buddy- - You know what? Don't be rude. 594 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:54,528 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 595 00:44:54,570 --> 00:45:00,492 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 596 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:04,121 It's a free country. 597 00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:16,717 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 598 00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:25,142 What are you doing? 599 00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,896 It was really just a crazy thing. 600 00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:32,316 It happened like - It felt like it happened fast, but really, 601 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:35,486 it- it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 602 00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:37,571 like everything all was just- 603 00:45:37,613 --> 00:45:41,283 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would- 604 00:45:41,325 --> 00:45:44,077 Hey, what's the matter? 605 00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:47,080 I just- I can't believe you. 606 00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:49,416 You can't believe me? 607 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:52,211 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 608 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:56,381 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 609 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,759 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 610 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,469 Yes, it was. 611 00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:02,930 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 612 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:07,518 You know what? I'm really tired. 613 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:13,607 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 614 00:46:24,326 --> 00:46:26,328 No. You know what? 615 00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:29,832 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 616 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:33,377 Nothing's going on. 617 00:46:34,002 --> 00:46:36,880 We're just- 618 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,342 What? We're just what? 619 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:44,179 - We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 620 00:46:44,221 --> 00:46:46,265 Don't even try to- 621 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,726 This is not how you treat your friend. 622 00:46:49,768 --> 00:46:53,856 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 623 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:59,027 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 624 00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:05,701 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship- 625 00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:08,287 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 626 00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:14,084 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 627 00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:21,216 After you, please. 628 00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:38,001 I shouldn't have done that. 629 00:48:38,043 --> 00:48:40,921 - Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 630 00:48:40,963 --> 00:48:43,757 I'm sorry. 631 00:48:46,927 --> 00:48:51,014 Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 632 00:48:51,056 --> 00:48:53,100 That's fine. I get it. 633 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:56,270 But, you know, I just- I need some consistency. 634 00:48:56,311 --> 00:48:58,730 I know. 635 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:01,817 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 636 00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:05,779 and... feel differently. 637 00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:14,288 And I can't give you that. 638 00:49:14,329 --> 00:49:17,207 Nobody can. 639 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:27,843 That hurt? I'm sorry. 640 00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:30,429 No, it doesn't hurt. 641 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:33,348 I like you. 642 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:37,686 All right. 643 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:53,660 Shh. Well, what about you? Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 644 00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,662 - Well, of course. - Yeah? 645 00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:57,706 - Yeah. - Well, tell me about them. 646 00:49:57,748 --> 00:49:59,708 - No. - Oh? Why not? 647 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,085 Because it's not important. 648 00:50:02,127 --> 00:50:05,339 I'm interested. 649 00:50:07,758 --> 00:50:09,927 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 650 00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:14,348 - Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 651 00:50:15,432 --> 00:50:17,684 So- 652 00:50:17,851 --> 00:50:20,979 Well, in high school there was Markus. 653 00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:23,357 Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? 654 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:26,902 No. He was a rower. 655 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:30,405 He was very hot. 656 00:50:30,948 --> 00:50:37,162 For a brief time in college there was, um- there was Charlie. 657 00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:40,165 She was nice, but- 658 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,001 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 659 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:46,630 Fernando Belardelli. 660 00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:49,675 Also known as "The Puma." 661 00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:55,472 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 662 00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:59,059 So- 663 00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:02,354 - Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 664 00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:04,898 What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out? 665 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:09,027 What always happens. Life. 666 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:15,576 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 667 00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:18,620 No, it's not. It's awesome. Trust me. 668 00:51:18,662 --> 00:51:21,623 I'm serious. 669 00:51:21,832 --> 00:51:24,960 I'll go first. 670 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:27,921 Penis. 671 00:51:36,805 --> 00:51:38,765 Penis. 672 00:51:38,807 --> 00:51:41,059 - Penis! - Penis! 673 00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:43,061 - Penis! - There's kids around. 674 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,564 There are no kids around. 675 00:51:45,606 --> 00:51:47,858 - Penis! - Penis! 676 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:50,068 - You having fun? - Yeah. 677 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,488 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 678 00:51:52,529 --> 00:51:55,824 Oh, we rarely left the room. 679 00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:58,327 Penis! 680 00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:00,829 - Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is. - Penis! 681 00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:02,956 - She has it too. Penis! - Penis! 682 00:52:02,998 --> 00:52:06,502 - Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 683 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,212 - Are you done? - I'm done. 684 00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:09,880 - You're done? - Yeah. 685 00:52:09,922 --> 00:52:12,132 - This is too much. - Unleash me. I'm done. 686 00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:15,594 - Promise? - I promise. 687 00:52:15,636 --> 00:52:17,596 I promise. 688 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:20,098 Penis! 689 00:52:33,987 --> 00:52:37,157 - It's very complex. - Mmm. 690 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:40,285 In a way, it sort of, like, 691 00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:43,163 says... so much... 692 00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:45,624 by... 693 00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:49,461 saying so little. 694 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:59,638 - Do you want to go to the movies? - Yep. 695 00:53:57,571 --> 00:53:59,531 Suffering. 696 00:53:59,573 --> 00:54:02,993 So much suffering. 697 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:08,165 - Suffering. - Suffering. 698 00:54:45,536 --> 00:54:47,496 T- Tom? 699 00:54:47,538 --> 00:54:51,667 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 700 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,919 Tom. 701 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:56,922 Have a seat. 702 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:02,678 Has something happened to you recently? 703 00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:04,763 What do you mean? 704 00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:08,308 A death in the family, someone taken ill - Anything like that. 705 00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:10,602 No. 706 00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:14,064 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 707 00:55:14,106 --> 00:55:16,275 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 708 00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:19,528 - Who? - My assistant. 709 00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:24,283 - Your, um- - Tom, everyone knows. 710 00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,036 Never mind. 711 00:55:28,078 --> 00:55:31,999 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 712 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,793 has been... a little off. 713 00:55:34,835 --> 00:55:37,796 - I'm not following. - Okay. 714 00:55:37,838 --> 00:55:40,382 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 715 00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:43,552 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 716 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,888 Fuck you, whore. " 717 00:55:45,929 --> 00:55:48,765 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day- 718 00:55:48,807 --> 00:55:51,727 - Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 719 00:55:51,768 --> 00:55:54,855 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 720 00:55:54,897 --> 00:55:57,566 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 721 00:55:57,608 --> 00:55:59,651 Things have been a little difficult. 722 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:03,071 That's okay. I completely understand that. 723 00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:07,576 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 724 00:56:07,618 --> 00:56:11,955 um, into something like this. 725 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,627 Funerals and sympathy. 726 00:56:16,668 --> 00:56:20,088 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 727 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:22,299 no reason to live. 728 00:56:22,341 --> 00:56:24,927 This is perfect for you. 729 00:56:24,968 --> 00:56:27,471 - Uh- - Good. okay. 730 00:56:27,513 --> 00:56:31,433 Now back to work you go. 731 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:34,353 Thank you. 732 00:56:52,162 --> 00:56:54,122 - Hey. - Hey. 733 00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,834 - Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? - Nope. All done. 734 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,962 Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats." 735 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:03,757 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go." 736 00:57:03,799 --> 00:57:05,467 That's it. 737 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:10,556 How 'bout, "Every day you make me proud, 738 00:57:10,597 --> 00:57:12,766 but today you get a card. " 739 00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:16,311 - Shit, that's good! - I know. 740 00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:19,815 Have you tried "Merry"? 741 00:57:19,857 --> 00:57:23,193 - Wow! That's perfect! Merry! - Wow! 742 00:57:23,235 --> 00:57:26,321 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 743 00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:29,741 Hmm. How about... 744 00:57:35,038 --> 00:57:37,082 "I love us"? 745 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:39,376 Aw. 746 00:57:40,752 --> 00:57:42,296 I hate Summer. 747 00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:44,423 I hate her crooked teeth. 748 00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:46,216 I hate her 1960s haircut. 749 00:57:46,258 --> 00:57:48,010 I hate her knobby knees. 750 00:57:48,051 --> 00:57:50,971 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 751 00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:53,974 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 752 00:57:54,016 --> 00:57:59,688 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 753 00:58:01,064 --> 00:58:04,193 I hate this song! 754 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:07,946 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 755 00:58:07,988 --> 00:58:10,199 I normally don't do blind dates, 756 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,327 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 757 00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:15,829 Ah. They said you write greeting cards. 758 00:58:15,871 --> 00:58:17,915 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 759 00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:20,292 I actually majored in English in college, 760 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:22,377 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 761 00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:24,588 - I went to Brown. where did you go? - Alison. 762 00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,590 Hmm? 763 00:58:26,632 --> 00:58:28,967 Listen, it's great to meet you, 764 00:58:29,009 --> 00:58:31,428 and... you're a very attractive girl. 765 00:58:31,470 --> 00:58:34,515 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 766 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:38,060 - It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 767 00:58:38,101 --> 00:58:41,814 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 768 00:58:41,855 --> 00:58:43,816 What does she do? 769 00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:47,569 She took a giant shit on my face. 770 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:51,114 - Literally. - Literally? 771 00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:54,368 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 772 00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:56,662 What's the matter with you? 773 00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:59,748 The point is, 774 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:02,125 I'm messed up. I am. 775 00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:04,461 You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. 776 00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:06,463 On the other hand, 777 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:10,884 I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. 778 00:59:10,926 --> 00:59:12,928 - Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 779 00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:17,641 You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again, 780 00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:23,355 and you look for those first signs of trouble. 781 00:59:23,605 --> 00:59:25,607 There's two options really. 782 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:28,777 Either... she's an evil, 783 00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:32,114 emotionless, miserable human being, 784 00:59:32,156 --> 00:59:35,742 or... she's a robot. 785 00:59:36,326 --> 00:59:38,370 Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 786 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:42,791 - That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 787 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,085 - Yeah. - She never cheated on you? 788 00:59:45,127 --> 00:59:49,464 - No. Never. - She ever take advantage of you in any way? 789 00:59:49,506 --> 00:59:51,466 No. 790 00:59:51,508 --> 00:59:57,014 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 791 00:59:57,055 --> 00:59:59,474 Yeah. 792 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,024 I got a great idea. 793 01:00:19,828 --> 01:00:22,831 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 794 01:00:22,873 --> 01:00:27,503 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 795 01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:31,590 Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 796 01:00:31,632 --> 01:00:33,884 Full service to Santa Barbara. 797 01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:37,429 All aboard, please. 798 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,270 - Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 799 01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:47,356 - Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 800 01:00:47,397 --> 01:00:50,025 - I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 801 01:00:50,067 --> 01:00:52,069 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 802 01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:54,530 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 803 01:00:54,571 --> 01:00:57,449 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 804 01:00:57,491 --> 01:01:00,953 - Like a ninja. - Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 805 01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:03,539 Maybe you'll meet some hot granddaughters or something. 806 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,792 - I'm hanging up now. - Bye, baby. 807 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:09,086 May I have your attention, please? 808 01:01:09,127 --> 01:01:11,463 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 809 01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:17,261 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 810 01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:47,374 Hi, Tom! 811 01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:49,877 Hey. Summer. 812 01:01:49,918 --> 01:01:53,714 - I must have walked right by you. Yeah. 813 01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:59,136 Well, um, what are you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 814 01:01:59,178 --> 01:02:01,221 - Me too. - Cool. 815 01:02:01,263 --> 01:02:05,934 - I forgot you knew her. - Yeah, we worked together all that time, so- 816 01:02:05,976 --> 01:02:08,437 - Of course. - I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 817 01:02:08,479 --> 01:02:10,564 She is. 818 01:02:10,606 --> 01:02:12,941 - How are you? - I'm good. 819 01:02:12,983 --> 01:02:15,277 Good. I-I wrote to you. I never heard back, but- 820 01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:17,821 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I- I just, you know- 821 01:02:17,863 --> 01:02:21,241 It got kind of crazy, and the holidays came up, so work was- 822 01:02:21,283 --> 01:02:23,744 You still working for Vance? 823 01:02:23,785 --> 01:02:25,621 Yeah. 824 01:02:25,662 --> 01:02:31,418 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna- 825 01:02:32,044 --> 01:02:34,755 "The Architecture of Happiness." 826 01:02:34,796 --> 01:02:36,965 - Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 827 01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:39,134 Yeah, it's- 828 01:02:39,176 --> 01:02:43,347 - Well, I don't want to bother you. - No, no. I, um- 829 01:02:43,388 --> 01:02:45,808 Yeah, let's get coffee. 830 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:48,644 After you. 831 01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:31,436 - You look nice. - Thanks. 832 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,480 So do you. 833 01:03:33,522 --> 01:03:35,941 Well? 834 01:03:42,531 --> 01:03:44,992 Penis. 835 01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:48,036 No. 836 01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:50,622 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 837 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:54,501 You may kiss the bride. 838 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:12,186 Okay. what else you got? 839 01:04:12,227 --> 01:04:14,396 - Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 840 01:04:14,438 --> 01:04:16,732 - You do. - No, I don't. 841 01:04:16,773 --> 01:04:18,734 - Yeah. - Well, you do too. 842 01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:22,154 - Oh, I definitely do. - And your feet reek. 843 01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:24,239 - That one time! - No, every time. 844 01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:26,241 - That one time! - No. 845 01:04:26,283 --> 01:04:28,494 That one time especially, but every time. 846 01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:32,789 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 847 01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:34,917 - It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 848 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,960 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 849 01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:39,296 Damn right! 850 01:04:39,338 --> 01:04:41,590 - Ringo's the best. - Ringo is- 851 01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:44,426 - Goose! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 852 01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:48,680 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 853 01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:50,766 You got me. Duck. 854 01:04:50,808 --> 01:04:53,227 Duck. 855 01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:12,579 One, two, three. 856 01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:20,420 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 857 01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:22,881 Okay. 858 01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:32,224 Hey, I was wondering, um- 859 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:36,979 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 860 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:41,441 on our rooftop that has, like, a really nice garden, 861 01:05:41,483 --> 01:05:43,527 if you want to come. 862 01:05:43,569 --> 01:05:45,612 Yeah. 863 01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:48,031 If you're not busy. 864 01:05:48,073 --> 01:05:51,994 I don't think I will be. 865 01:05:55,622 --> 01:06:00,586 - They're good, huh? - They are good. 866 01:06:26,653 --> 01:06:28,614 I guess I just got lucky. 867 01:06:28,655 --> 01:06:31,033 Um, we met in elementary school. 868 01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:34,077 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 869 01:06:34,119 --> 01:06:36,288 and, uh, 870 01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:39,708 we just clicked, you know? 871 01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:41,418 Love? 872 01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:43,212 Shit, I don't know. 873 01:06:43,253 --> 01:06:46,715 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 874 01:06:46,757 --> 01:06:50,302 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 875 01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:53,013 Twenty-one years. 876 01:06:53,055 --> 01:06:56,183 She's the light that guides me home. 877 01:06:56,225 --> 01:06:59,353 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 878 01:06:59,394 --> 01:07:01,438 No. Someone else wrote it. 879 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,857 Doesn't make it less true. 880 01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:06,568 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 881 01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:11,365 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 882 01:07:11,406 --> 01:07:13,867 Maybe different hair. 883 01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:16,411 Probably - You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 884 01:07:16,453 --> 01:07:19,832 But, um, truthfully, 885 01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:23,710 Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 886 01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:26,630 She's real. 887 01:07:47,359 --> 01:07:49,444 Tom walked to her apartment, 888 01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:52,406 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 889 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:55,200 He believed that this time... 890 01:07:55,242 --> 01:08:00,622 his expectations would align with reality. 891 01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:14,219 - Hi. - Hey. 892 01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:18,682 You look nice. 893 01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:20,476 Yeah. Thanks. 894 01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:22,227 - I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 895 01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:23,979 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 896 01:08:24,021 --> 01:08:26,440 Good. 897 01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:36,825 I, um, brought you something. 898 01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:40,078 That's so nice. 899 01:08:40,454 --> 01:08:43,248 Thank you. 900 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:47,419 - You shouldn't have. That's so nice. - It's the- 901 01:08:47,461 --> 01:08:49,421 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 902 01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:51,507 - I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 903 01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:54,176 Come on. 904 01:08:55,761 --> 01:08:59,765 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 905 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:02,559 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 906 01:09:02,601 --> 01:09:04,812 That's unusual. 907 01:09:04,853 --> 01:09:06,980 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 908 01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:09,274 I guess I just figured, 909 01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:12,027 why make something disposable, like a building, 910 01:09:12,069 --> 01:09:19,576 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 911 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,460 What? 912 01:09:29,211 --> 01:09:33,465 Do you guys know each other? 913 01:11:28,705 --> 01:11:32,209 Get a room! Really. 914 01:11:52,855 --> 01:11:55,274 Shit. 915 01:11:55,357 --> 01:11:58,152 I've been calling you every five minutes. Are you okay? 916 01:11:58,193 --> 01:12:00,195 - I'm great. - What happened to you? 917 01:12:00,237 --> 01:12:03,448 - I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 918 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,993 - Not this. - Okay. well, come on. Let's go. 919 01:12:06,034 --> 01:12:09,288 - Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 920 01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:12,624 This one says, "Go for it!" 921 01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:15,169 And this one says, "You can do it!" 922 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:18,297 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 923 01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:20,507 featuring Pickles, my cat. 924 01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:23,427 I think people will really enjoy them. 925 01:12:23,468 --> 01:12:26,597 - Thank you. - Good job, Rhoda. 926 01:12:26,638 --> 01:12:28,724 That's inspirational stuff. 927 01:12:28,765 --> 01:12:32,144 Okay. Who's next? 928 01:12:33,103 --> 01:12:35,105 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 929 01:12:35,147 --> 01:12:36,815 - Hansen? - Yeah? 930 01:12:36,857 --> 01:12:39,651 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 931 01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:41,778 Uh, no. 932 01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,780 I really don't. 933 01:12:43,822 --> 01:12:45,908 Okay. 934 01:12:45,949 --> 01:12:49,620 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 935 01:12:49,661 --> 01:12:52,247 - Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 936 01:12:52,289 --> 01:12:55,167 - Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 937 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,503 Yeah, uh, this is- 938 01:12:57,544 --> 01:12:59,630 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 939 01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:03,342 but, um, this is total shit. 940 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:05,636 - Tom! - "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 941 01:13:05,677 --> 01:13:07,846 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 942 01:13:07,888 --> 01:13:10,891 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 943 01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,977 These are lies. We're liars. 944 01:13:14,019 --> 01:13:16,396 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 945 01:13:16,438 --> 01:13:18,816 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 946 01:13:18,857 --> 01:13:22,861 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 947 01:13:22,903 --> 01:13:25,364 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 948 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:28,992 You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 949 01:13:29,034 --> 01:13:31,662 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 950 01:13:31,703 --> 01:13:34,957 I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say? 951 01:13:34,998 --> 01:13:36,959 "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? 952 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,253 How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. 953 01:13:39,294 --> 01:13:42,589 - That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you. " - Sit down, Hansen. 954 01:13:42,631 --> 01:13:46,635 How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where this is going. Yep! 955 01:13:46,677 --> 01:13:50,305 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you." 956 01:13:50,347 --> 01:13:53,892 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 957 01:13:53,934 --> 01:13:56,145 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 958 01:13:56,186 --> 01:13:58,313 What does that even mean, "love"? 959 01:13:58,355 --> 01:14:01,191 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 960 01:14:01,233 --> 01:14:02,693 Tom. 961 01:14:02,734 --> 01:14:07,573 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 962 01:14:07,614 --> 01:14:11,994 It's- It's these cards, and the movies, and the pop songs- 963 01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:14,663 They're to blame for all the lies... 964 01:14:14,705 --> 01:14:18,125 and the heartache, everything. 965 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:23,297 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 966 01:14:23,797 --> 01:14:26,842 I think we do a bad thing here. 967 01:14:26,884 --> 01:14:30,471 People should be able to say how they feel- how they really feel- 968 01:14:30,512 --> 01:14:34,683 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 969 01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:38,312 Words like "love"... 970 01:14:40,189 --> 01:14:43,567 that don't mean anything. 971 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:47,529 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh- 972 01:14:48,322 --> 01:14:50,491 I quit. I'm- 973 01:14:50,532 --> 01:14:56,788 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 974 01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:21,438 All right. Next we do running drills. 975 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,690 Hey, you're sketching again. 976 01:15:23,732 --> 01:15:25,984 Yeah, well, just doodling. 977 01:15:26,026 --> 01:15:29,780 Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 978 01:15:29,822 --> 01:15:33,909 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 979 01:15:38,831 --> 01:15:41,416 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 980 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:43,460 You know, it's like we said. 981 01:15:43,502 --> 01:15:46,713 - Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 982 01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:49,049 But, uh, those are guppies. 983 01:15:49,091 --> 01:15:51,051 Yeah. 984 01:15:51,093 --> 01:15:54,429 - Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 985 01:15:54,471 --> 01:15:59,434 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 986 01:15:59,476 --> 01:16:01,854 but I don't. 987 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:05,190 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 988 01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:08,277 Next time you look back, I, uh- 989 01:16:08,318 --> 01:16:13,282 I really think you should look again. 990 01:16:48,066 --> 01:16:51,737 It's playing at 5:00. Do you wanna see it? 991 01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:55,782 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or- 992 01:16:55,824 --> 01:17:00,871 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 993 01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:34,404 - You okay? - Yeah. 994 01:17:34,446 --> 01:17:37,658 What- what is it? The movie? 995 01:17:37,699 --> 01:17:40,494 It's nothing. I'm just- I'm just being stupid. 996 01:17:40,536 --> 01:17:43,747 - Yeah? - Yeah. 997 01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:50,504 It pains me we live in a world... 998 01:17:50,546 --> 01:17:52,714 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 999 01:17:52,756 --> 01:17:56,009 - I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1000 01:17:56,051 --> 01:17:58,387 They're track one. 1001 01:17:58,428 --> 01:18:01,140 Oh, yeah. 1002 01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:29,835 So, what do you wanna do? 1003 01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:32,171 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1004 01:18:32,212 --> 01:18:37,009 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1005 01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:40,137 You all right? 1006 01:18:40,179 --> 01:18:44,183 - I'm just tired. - Okay. 1007 01:18:54,443 --> 01:18:57,946 I got it. Pancakes! 1008 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:50,786 Hey, Tom. 1009 01:22:04,174 --> 01:22:08,637 I thought I might see you here. 1010 01:22:13,392 --> 01:22:16,770 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1011 01:22:16,812 --> 01:22:19,523 So I, uh- 1012 01:22:19,565 --> 01:22:23,485 I guess I should say congratulations. 1013 01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:25,529 Only if you mean it. 1014 01:22:25,571 --> 01:22:29,408 Ah. Well, in that case- 1015 01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:38,041 So, are you okay? 1016 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:41,170 I will be, eventually. 1017 01:22:41,211 --> 01:22:44,715 - You wanna- - Hmm. 1018 01:22:46,884 --> 01:22:49,094 - I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1019 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:51,472 You look sharp. 1020 01:22:51,513 --> 01:22:54,600 - So do you. - Thanks. 1021 01:22:54,641 --> 01:22:57,186 - I quit the office. - You did? 1022 01:22:57,227 --> 01:23:01,273 I didn't know. That's great! 1023 01:23:01,315 --> 01:23:04,234 And you, um- 1024 01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:06,236 you're married. 1025 01:23:06,278 --> 01:23:10,032 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1026 01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:21,376 - You should have told me when we were at the- - I know. 1027 01:23:21,418 --> 01:23:23,837 You know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1028 01:23:23,879 --> 01:23:26,381 - Well, he hadn't asked me yet. - But he was in your life. 1029 01:23:26,423 --> 01:23:31,386 - Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1030 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:35,349 'Cause I wanted to. 1031 01:23:36,099 --> 01:23:41,063 You just do what you want, don't you? 1032 01:23:46,318 --> 01:23:48,695 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1033 01:23:48,737 --> 01:23:51,031 and now you're somebody's wife. 1034 01:23:51,073 --> 01:23:53,200 Surprised me too. 1035 01:23:53,242 --> 01:23:57,412 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1036 01:23:57,454 --> 01:24:01,583 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1037 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:03,627 It just happened. 1038 01:24:03,669 --> 01:24:07,589 Right, but that's what I don't understand. What just happened? 1039 01:24:07,631 --> 01:24:12,010 I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1040 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:14,847 Knew what? 1041 01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:20,978 What I was never sure of with you. 1042 01:24:32,990 --> 01:24:34,992 You know what sucks? 1043 01:24:35,033 --> 01:24:38,495 Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit. 1044 01:24:38,537 --> 01:24:40,539 - It sucks. - What do you mean? 1045 01:24:40,581 --> 01:24:44,626 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1046 01:24:44,668 --> 01:24:49,381 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1047 01:24:49,423 --> 01:24:51,800 You were right. I- I should have listened to you. 1048 01:24:51,842 --> 01:24:56,430 - No. - Yeah. What? What are you smiling at? 1049 01:24:56,472 --> 01:24:59,600 - Tom. - What? 1050 01:25:00,601 --> 01:25:03,437 What are you looking at me like that for? 1051 01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:06,148 Well, you know, 1052 01:25:06,190 --> 01:25:08,442 I guess it's 'cause... 1053 01:25:08,484 --> 01:25:11,028 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray 1054 01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:13,614 and... a guy comes up to me... 1055 01:25:13,655 --> 01:25:16,283 and asked me about it, 1056 01:25:16,325 --> 01:25:20,496 and... now he's my husband. 1057 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:24,708 Yeah. And... so? 1058 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:28,629 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1059 01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:33,634 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1060 01:25:33,675 --> 01:25:38,472 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1061 01:25:38,514 --> 01:25:40,641 It was- 1062 01:25:40,682 --> 01:25:43,060 It was meant to be. 1063 01:25:43,101 --> 01:25:47,105 And I just kept thinking, 1064 01:25:47,523 --> 01:25:49,608 - Tom was right. - No. 1065 01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:51,777 Yeah, I did. 1066 01:25:51,819 --> 01:25:54,279 I did. 1067 01:26:00,953 --> 01:26:06,458 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1068 01:26:30,065 --> 01:26:32,025 I should go. 1069 01:26:32,067 --> 01:26:38,157 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1070 01:26:42,578 --> 01:26:45,122 Summer! 1071 01:26:46,582 --> 01:26:51,378 I really do hope that you're happy. 1072 01:27:21,783 --> 01:27:25,746 Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1073 01:27:25,787 --> 01:27:28,916 They begin and they end... 1074 01:27:28,957 --> 01:27:32,920 with no lasting memories made in between. 1075 01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:35,547 Most days have no impact... 1076 01:27:35,589 --> 01:27:38,592 on the course of a life. 1077 01:27:38,634 --> 01:27:42,638 May 23rd was a Wednesday. 1078 01:27:59,238 --> 01:28:02,199 - Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1079 01:28:02,241 --> 01:28:05,953 Are you interviewing for the position? 1080 01:28:05,994 --> 01:28:08,539 - Oh, yeah. Why? Are you? - Yeah. 1081 01:28:08,580 --> 01:28:10,541 Mm-hmm. 1082 01:28:10,582 --> 01:28:12,751 My competition. 1083 01:28:12,793 --> 01:28:15,504 It would appear. 1084 01:28:15,546 --> 01:28:19,716 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1085 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:22,219 Yeah. 1086 01:28:22,761 --> 01:28:27,724 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1087 01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:32,563 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1088 01:28:33,397 --> 01:28:36,275 Have I seen you before? 1089 01:28:36,316 --> 01:28:39,653 Me? I don't think so. 1090 01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:42,156 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1091 01:28:42,197 --> 01:28:45,159 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1092 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,244 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but- 1093 01:28:47,286 --> 01:28:49,246 - Yeah. I- I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1094 01:28:49,288 --> 01:28:51,373 - I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1095 01:28:51,415 --> 01:28:55,752 - Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1096 01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:58,672 You must not have been looking. 1097 01:28:58,714 --> 01:29:00,757 If Tom had learned anything, 1098 01:29:00,799 --> 01:29:03,886 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1099 01:29:03,927 --> 01:29:07,681 to a simple earthly event. 1100 01:29:07,723 --> 01:29:11,727 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1101 01:29:11,768 --> 01:29:13,812 Nothing more than coincidence. 1102 01:29:13,854 --> 01:29:16,231 - Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1103 01:29:16,273 --> 01:29:19,526 - Come on back. - Thank you. 1104 01:29:19,568 --> 01:29:23,614 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1105 01:29:23,655 --> 01:29:26,200 There's no such thing as fate. 1106 01:29:26,241 --> 01:29:28,702 Nothing is meant to be. 1107 01:29:28,744 --> 01:29:32,372 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1108 01:29:32,414 --> 01:29:35,125 Tom was- - Sorry. Um- 1109 01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:37,419 I just left, uh- Can I- one second. 1110 01:29:37,461 --> 01:29:40,255 He was pretty sure. 1111 01:29:40,297 --> 01:29:43,425 - Hey. - You again. 1112 01:29:43,467 --> 01:29:45,844 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1113 01:29:45,886 --> 01:29:50,516 if maybe after this, if, um, you- 1114 01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:53,727 you want to get some coffee or something. 1115 01:29:53,769 --> 01:29:55,813 Oh, I'm sorry. 1116 01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:59,942 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1117 01:29:59,983 --> 01:30:02,402 Okay. 1118 01:30:09,284 --> 01:30:11,245 Sure. 1119 01:30:11,286 --> 01:30:13,914 - What's that? - Why not? 1120 01:30:13,956 --> 01:30:17,292 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh- I'll wait for you- 1121 01:30:17,334 --> 01:30:19,545 - We- We'll figure it out. - We'll figure it out. 1122 01:30:19,586 --> 01:30:25,425 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.