1 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:29,028 [Roaring] 2 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,072 [Screaming] 3 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,909 [Screaming] 4 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:39,395 Okay, look, I can't believe that I'm actually here... 5 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,233 and that I'm gonna get to see them in the flesh, 6 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:45,394 because, like, Dujour is like my most favorite band of all time! 7 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:46,884 Hey Dujour! 8 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:50,618 I just want to touch them. I don't care which one. I don't care where. 9 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:55,245 I got all their trading cards and all their CD's, 10 00:00:55,429 --> 00:00:58,224 and all my gear is from their clothing line, Dujour Couture. 11 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,017 [Screams] 12 00:01:00,655 --> 00:01:05,076 I mean, I straight-up love 'em, only, you know, like brothers. 13 00:01:06,315 --> 00:01:08,943 Oh, my God! They're here! 14 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,487 [Screaming Continues] 15 00:01:11,779 --> 00:01:14,031 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 16 00:01:14,323 --> 00:01:16,951 ♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues] 17 00:01:20,788 --> 00:01:24,917 ♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪ 18 00:01:27,157 --> 00:01:30,339 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 19 00:01:31,451 --> 00:01:35,403 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ 20 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,555 ♪ They say this kind of love is wrong ♪ 21 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,599 ♪ But you know it feels so right ♪ 22 00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:42,177 ♪ Running my hands across your cheeks ♪ 23 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:44,220 ♪ They're oh-so smooth and white ♪ 24 00:01:44,244 --> 00:01:45,876 ♪ Leave the light on, baby ♪ 25 00:01:45,901 --> 00:01:47,957 ♪ And unlock your back door ♪ 26 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:52,737 ♪ I'm comin' through that way tonight to love you for sure ♪ 27 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:57,033 ♪ Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon ♪ 28 00:01:57,325 --> 00:02:00,720 ♪ You got me crazy Gotta love you soon ♪ 29 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:03,122 ♪ I'm your backdoor lover ♪ 30 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,254 ♪ Comin' from behind with the lights down low ♪ 31 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,543 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 32 00:02:07,835 --> 00:02:09,671 ♪ Just you and me No one has to know ♪ 33 00:02:09,986 --> 00:02:11,534 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 34 00:02:11,559 --> 00:02:13,962 ♪ Let me meet you there at your secret spot ♪ 35 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:18,214 ♪ I'll show you a love that's more than hot ♪ 36 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:23,117 We are here exclusive on the tarmac as the band Dujour heads off on their world tour. 37 00:02:23,148 --> 00:02:27,330 A year ago, would you have ever imagined number-one song, number-one requested video? 38 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,040 We're number one with a bullet, baby, comin' to you! 39 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,128 Alright, Marco, I gotta tell you. There's a lady up there... 40 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:33,386 "Marry me, Marco" in the wedding dress. 41 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:37,093 - Keep buyin' the records, baby! - Can you send it back to all the guys back in the studio? 42 00:02:37,118 --> 00:02:40,326 ♪♪ [Singing Entertainment Tonight Theme] - What's up, John? 43 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:43,579 ♪♪ [Continuing] 44 00:02:43,871 --> 00:02:45,539 [Screaming] 45 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:48,876 ♪ I'm your backdoor lover ♪ 46 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,691 ♪ Coming from behind with the lights down low ♪ 47 00:02:50,716 --> 00:02:53,148 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 48 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:56,884 ♪ Just you and me, no one has to know, backdoor lover ♪ 49 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,053 ♪ Let me meet you there at the secret spot ♪ 50 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,959 ♪ I'll show you a love that's more than hot ♪ 51 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:05,351 - Marco! - ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 52 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,855 ♪ Coming from behind with the lights down low ♪ 53 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,590 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 54 00:03:09,615 --> 00:03:12,435 [British Accent] All right, boys. We'll land in Riverdale in half an hour. 55 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,194 Then on to the Riverdale Rise and Shine show. 56 00:03:15,372 --> 00:03:18,417 Afternoon in-store gig at 8:00. Questions? 57 00:03:18,442 --> 00:03:22,083 Yo, Wyatt, why come my limited-edition Coke can has me with a goatee... 58 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:25,303 when everybody knows I shaved into a soul patch for the Don't Tell Your Papa video? 59 00:03:25,328 --> 00:03:27,679 This is wiggity-wack, Wyatt. You're supposed to be on top of this. 60 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,101 No, what's wiggity-wack is your damn monkey. 61 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,520 Here we go with the monkey again. DJ D.J. with the monkey. 62 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,419 Yes, here we go again. First it pooed on my incense. 63 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,675 Then it decided to poo on my two little balls. 64 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,094 And then it pooed on my picture of Swami Mukananda. 65 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,231 Wyatt, will you please tell this man that Dujour means hygiene? 66 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,320 Hey, you know what. Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the 67 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:46,867 proper respect, Dr. Zaius will stop showin' you the poo! 68 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:48,519 - Gentlemen... - I'mma kill you! 69 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:52,314 - Okay! Now, enough of this. - I'm gonna rip out your heart! 70 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,200 Eye contact, hand. Eye contact, hand. 71 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,364 We'll talk to Coke about the cans... 72 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,176 and try and clean up after the doctor, okay? 73 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:05,911 Okay? 74 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:11,333 - Yo, man, I'm sorry. My bad. - It's all good. 75 00:04:13,976 --> 00:04:14,937 - Wyatt? - Yes? 76 00:04:14,962 --> 00:04:18,065 Could you maybe talk to Marco about him always doing my face? 77 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:22,151 You remember in the What video I established the... face? 78 00:04:22,424 --> 00:04:26,726 Well ever since then, every time you see Marco, he's doing the... face, and it's mine. 79 00:04:26,751 --> 00:04:28,934 You look at him on TRL. "Hi, Carson." 80 00:04:29,226 --> 00:04:31,706 You look at him on the Kid's Choice Awards. "This is ours. Thanks." 81 00:04:31,937 --> 00:04:33,845 And then right here on the cover of Seventeen magazine. 82 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,816 "Hi, little girl. Beauty secrets?" 83 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:39,187 It's my face. It's my face. 84 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,172 Oh, hey, Travis, am I, uh... doin' your face, 85 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,832 'cause... God forbid I'd... do your face, 'cause it's... such a good face. 86 00:04:43,857 --> 00:04:47,953 - That's it! - Boys, boys, boys. 87 00:04:48,245 --> 00:04:50,414 - [Screeching] - [Shouting] 88 00:04:50,706 --> 00:04:53,984 - Hold it! - Dujour means friendship. 89 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:56,624 Thank you, Les. Now, listen. Now, listen to me. 90 00:04:56,649 --> 00:05:00,549 [Grunting] Let's all take a moment. 91 00:05:00,841 --> 00:05:06,830 When we land, I will call the choreographer, and she will give you a new face. 92 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:10,643 - Too bad your mama couldn't give you a good face. - Take that back right now! 93 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,396 - I'm sorry, Travis. - Thank you. 94 00:05:14,955 --> 00:05:16,791 You can have a new face too. 95 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:20,363 - Dujour means family. - Dujour means teamwork. 96 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,655 Teamwork. 97 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,993 - So, how are we? Are we good? - Yeah. 98 00:05:25,018 --> 00:05:26,265 - Are we happy? - Happy. 99 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:28,167 - Are we dope? - Word. 100 00:05:28,192 --> 00:05:32,447 - Wicked. - Yo, Wyatt, Wyatt, there was one more thing. 101 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,835 Yes? 102 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:41,833 Well, yo we were like working on some remixes of the last single, right? 103 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:45,883 We heard like a really strange background track. 104 00:05:45,908 --> 00:05:49,717 We were wondering whether or not you knew what it was all about. 105 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:56,146 [Voices Overlapping] 106 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,266 Gee. You know, I have no idea what that was. 107 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,746 Where did it come from? 108 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:14,859 - I mean, Wyatt, we just want some answers. - The answers, I will provide. 109 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,378 I'll be right back. 110 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:26,010 Take the Chevy to the levee. 111 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:36,041 Whoa! Whoa! 112 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:40,457 Hey, that guy in the parachute looks just like Wyatt. 113 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:42,322 Oh, yeah? Does he look like this? Or like this? 114 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,362 - That's it. - Break it up! 115 00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:48,090 - Dujour means seat belts! - [Screeching] 116 00:06:48,555 --> 00:06:50,849 Dujour means crash positions! 117 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,582 [Phone Dialing] 118 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:59,084 Looks like we need to find a new band. 119 00:06:59,376 --> 00:07:01,086 [Phone Beeps] 120 00:07:20,669 --> 00:07:23,005 ♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen ♪ 121 00:07:23,503 --> 00:07:25,338 ♪ Brown paper magazine ♪ 122 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:28,365 ♪ Hotter than you've ever seen ♪ 123 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,325 ♪ Everywhere and in between ♪ 124 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,452 ♪ I'm a ten-ticket thrill ride ♪ 125 00:07:33,477 --> 00:07:35,396 ♪ Don't you wanna come inside ♪ 126 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,385 ♪ A five-star triple threat Hardest of the hard to get ♪ 127 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:40,809 ♪ No one's little reprobate Ain't seen nothin' like me yet ♪ 128 00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:45,314 ♪ Six whole hours and five long days ♪ 129 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:49,009 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 130 00:07:50,358 --> 00:07:53,004 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 131 00:07:53,029 --> 00:07:55,531 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 132 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:59,853 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 133 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,783 ♪ I'm your late-night head rush ♪ 134 00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:15,094 ♪ Ace-high royal flush ♪ 135 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,222 ♪ Red-velvet orange crush ♪ 136 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,457 ♪ You just don't impress me much ♪ 137 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:23,085 ♪ A glossy double-cover spread ♪ 138 00:08:23,357 --> 00:08:25,743 ♪ Opened up inside your head ♪ 139 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:28,403 ♪ A black-cherry paradise Half the sugar twice the spice ♪ 140 00:08:28,428 --> 00:08:30,871 ♪ I don't wanna treat you nice Come on, baby, roll the dice ♪ 141 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,903 ♪ Six whole hours ♪ 142 00:08:32,928 --> 00:08:35,364 ♪ And five long days ♪ 143 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:39,042 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 144 00:08:40,523 --> 00:08:42,958 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 145 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,899 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 146 00:08:46,617 --> 00:08:50,571 ♪ Can't you see that I'm the one ♪ 147 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:55,242 ♪♪ [Continues] 148 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:10,149 ♪ It took six whole hours ♪ 149 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:12,760 ♪ And five long days ♪ 150 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:16,682 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 151 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:20,239 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 152 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:23,103 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 153 00:09:23,662 --> 00:09:25,164 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that ♪ 154 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,399 ♪ I'm the one ♪ 155 00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:30,264 ♪ It took six whole hours ♪ 156 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:32,781 ♪ And five long days ♪ 157 00:09:32,946 --> 00:09:36,785 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 158 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,392 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 159 00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:43,640 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 160 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:48,755 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 161 00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:58,457 [Bowling Balls Clattering] Thank you. 162 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,768 - Thank you, guys. - Real nice. 163 00:10:01,757 --> 00:10:04,259 Thanks for comin' out. 164 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,475 You're a great crowd. [Pins Clattering] 165 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,919 [Man] Okay, girls. We need the lane now... 166 00:10:12,694 --> 00:10:14,404 and your shoes. 167 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,365 [Cash Register Dings] 168 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,701 So how'd we do? 169 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:21,888 Twenty dollars... minus five dollars shoe rental. 170 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:25,224 - Fifteen dollars. - Each. 171 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,126 Five dollars. 172 00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:33,429 You know, all things considered, I'd say this was our best show yet. 173 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,969 Yeah, you know, we just need to build a following. 174 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:38,095 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 175 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,264 [Screaming] 176 00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:43,712 Look, skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. 177 00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:46,999 Hey, did you guys all coordinate before you left the house, 178 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,027 or are you wearing the same thing by accident? 179 00:10:49,979 --> 00:10:52,709 At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. 180 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:55,170 They're not bunny. They're leopard. 181 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:57,256 And they're not stupid. They're special. 182 00:10:57,965 --> 00:11:01,038 - We're special. - Yeah, special ed. 183 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:03,745 [Laughing] 184 00:11:04,251 --> 00:11:07,198 Enjoy the gutters, Josie. You'll be playing there forever. 185 00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:08,937 [Laughing Continues] [Engine Revs] 186 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,420 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 187 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,261 Hey. Hey, come on. 188 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,564 Who's a rock star? 189 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:36,278 - Who's a rock star? - I am. 190 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:41,408 That's right. There you go. [Laughs] 191 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,829 - [Child] Slow down! - [Child] No way! 192 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:49,499 [Chattering] 193 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,960 ♪ [Hard Rock Guitar Instrumental] 194 00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:55,602 ♪♪ [Continues] 195 00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:58,717 [Josie's Voice] ♪ So I'm tellin' you, boyfriend ♪ 196 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,614 ♪ That you never met a girl like me before ♪ 197 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:04,386 ♪ I'm not gonna wait a long time ♪ 198 00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:07,693 ♪ Better make up your mind ♪ 199 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,192 ♪ Are you in, are you out ♪ 200 00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:16,372 ♪ Shake it up, shake it down Wanna scream, wanna shout... ♪ 201 00:12:16,397 --> 00:12:17,368 Lookin' good, McCoy! 202 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,613 [Record Scratches] 203 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,577 Alan M., what's... What's goin' on? 204 00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:31,952 Uh, the, uh, truck died. 205 00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:34,770 [Clicking] ♪ Josie ♪ 206 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,713 ♪ Did I bust the carburetor ♪ 207 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,385 ♪ Overload the alternator ♪ 208 00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:43,011 Jump in anytime. 209 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:46,637 ♪ Abused the accelerator ♪ - Nice. 210 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:53,684 You can't drive this uphill when it's hot outside. I told you. 211 00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:56,712 You don't deserve a truck this good. You totally take it for granted. 212 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,964 ♪ Takin' my truck for granted ♪ 213 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:06,163 ♪ She says I'm taking my truck for granted ♪ 214 00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:10,789 Um, Jose? 215 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,916 Did, uh... 216 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,253 Did you ever want to tell someone something, but... 217 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:20,173 But you weren't sure if you should, you know? 218 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,484 Yeah. 219 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:28,098 'Cause you didn't know what their reaction might be or if it was the right thing to do? 220 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,478 You should tell them. You should always tell them. 221 00:13:35,484 --> 00:13:37,416 'Cause there's this guy at work, 222 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,485 and he just reeks, you know? 223 00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:43,505 - The guy? - Yeah. 224 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:46,779 - Smelly guy. - Oh, God, Josie, no, not just smelly. 225 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:51,621 I'm talking, like, hot, wet garbage on a sunny day, you know. 226 00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:56,487 I think there's a problem, you know. It's like a stadium bathroom or something. 227 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,752 No one seems to want to say anything about it. 228 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,173 I know you would say something though, right? 229 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,949 Yeah. See, that's what I love about you. 230 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:07,571 - We can just talk about stuff. - That's what I'm here for. 231 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,474 - You know, that's so cool. - Ah! 232 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,353 ♪ I wish you well ♪ 233 00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:17,522 ♪ Couldn't you tell after all these years ♪ 234 00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:18,169 Mmm! Good ramen. 235 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:19,305 ♪ I wish you well ♪ 236 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:21,543 I don't think people know how far one pack can go. 237 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,130 Honk, honk. Who brought doughnuts? 238 00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:28,925 I hope you don't think that this makes up for your missing our gig. 239 00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:30,886 Sure we didn't miss much. 240 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,889 Nice management skills, brother. Build yourself a nice fat girl group. 241 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:36,633 Hello, Alexandra. Have you lost some weight? 242 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:40,179 - Bite me, Bambi! - Okay, Alexandra, why don't you go wait in the car? 243 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,814 - Make me, nose job. - Implants. 244 00:14:43,106 --> 00:14:45,359 - Penile... Ow! - Oh, I'm sorry. 245 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,783 That's the second time today, isn't it? 246 00:14:46,808 --> 00:14:51,702 - Ow! Ow. - So, ladies, how'd our set go? 247 00:14:51,727 --> 00:14:53,950 You would know if you had been there. 248 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:57,760 Hey, honey, I'm running a management company here. I can't be everywhere at once. 249 00:14:57,785 --> 00:15:00,148 Oh, wouldn't that be cool though if you could? 250 00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:04,100 I could be here and in there, 251 00:15:04,392 --> 00:15:07,339 and I could be in the living room... 252 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,464 and in the family room and over here! 253 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:14,753 Alexander, you don't have any other clients. Where else do you need to be? 254 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:19,059 On the streets, spreading the gospel of the Pussycats. 255 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,851 I'm out there working my butt off for you guys. 256 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,546 I'm handing out fliers. I'm working the masses. 257 00:15:24,571 --> 00:15:27,509 Waiting in line for Dujour tickets. 258 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,761 It's for business. I, it.. uh... 259 00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:34,099 Checking out the competition. I don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour. 260 00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:36,935 And I could be back in this room, and I could go in the closet! 261 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:41,456 Hello? Uh-huh. Oh, you want a demo tape of the Pussycats? 262 00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:45,127 - Your phone didn't even ring. - It's on vibrate. 263 00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:47,992 - Um, so... so, yeah. I gotta go right now. - And then... 264 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:50,991 You want it right now? Okay, yeah. So, I'll see you guys later. 265 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,040 - All right, I'm on it. - You guys know he's lying. 266 00:15:55,147 --> 00:15:58,373 You know your fly is open. 267 00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,750 [Laughing] 268 00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:03,453 You know, you... suck! 269 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:12,529 That's perfect. Even our manager wants to see another band. 270 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,681 You guys, come here quick. 271 00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:20,745 Hi. I'm Serena Altschul with MTV News. 272 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,814 We have just received a confirmed report... 273 00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:26,501 that the members of the pop sensation Dujour disappeared in their private jet today, 274 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:29,674 vanishing from radar 40 miles east of the town of Riverdale. 275 00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:33,067 Authorities are still trying to determine the whereabouts of the plane... 276 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,919 and if there are any survivors. 277 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:37,885 Dujour's label, MegaRecords, has yet to release a statement, 278 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,766 but they have released a limited-edition commemorative box set, 279 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,433 complete with a CD-ROM history of Dujour in stores tomorrow. 280 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,814 - Those poor boys. - We will keep you posted as to any further developments... 281 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:50,233 in what seems to be yet another rock-and-roll tragedy. 282 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:54,679 But they didn't say they were dead. They said they were missing. 283 00:16:54,820 --> 00:17:00,202 I say we raise money for a search party, and we hold a bake sale! 284 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,979 Yes! [Giggles] 285 00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:08,775 Man, that is so sad. 286 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:13,895 [Josie] It can all be over in a flash. - I know. 287 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,928 But at least they had a record deal. 288 00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:20,639 We can have a record deal. 289 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:24,601 It's just that we can't sit around here waiting for it to happen. 290 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,354 We have to make it happen. 291 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:32,155 And you know what? Life... Life is short. 292 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,202 And we... we are musicians, and that means... 293 00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,789 that we should be out there playing music. 294 00:17:37,814 --> 00:17:41,022 We do play, and we rock, but nobody shows. 295 00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:45,605 - Nobody cares. - I care. I do. And you know what? 296 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:49,042 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and when the going gets tough... 297 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,279 The tough make lemonade! 298 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:53,993 Right! 299 00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:55,728 Good. We're all on the same page. 300 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,377 Pack up your bass. This way. 301 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,739 ♪ The best things in life are free ♪ 302 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,592 ♪ But you can keep them for the birds and bees ♪ 303 00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:07,806 ♪ Give me money ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 304 00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:10,767 ♪ That's what I want ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 305 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:14,920 ♪ That's what I want, yeah ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 306 00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,886 ♪ That's what I want ♪ 307 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:20,740 ♪ Give me money ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 308 00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,351 ♪ Lots of money ♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪ 309 00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,395 ♪ Just give me money ♪ 310 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,899 I live for these pink shoes. Yeah, they are so much cooler than our red shoes. 311 00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:34,738 You guys, pink is the new red. [All Giggling] 312 00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:39,551 Wyatt Frame. I'm with the label. 313 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:43,838 I'm in town scouting some new talent, and I wondered if there was anyone worth hearing. 314 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,017 I saw the card, man, but I missed everything else. 315 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,842 Why don't you start over while I change songs, alright? 316 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,882 No, wait! Play this. It's the new single from Dujour... 317 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:58,261 recorded just a few days ago before the... disappearance. 318 00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:00,722 I'd really like to test the reaction. 319 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,074 Right on. 320 00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:09,080 Check this out, y'all! I got the world premiere of the last single ever... 321 00:19:09,372 --> 00:19:12,876 from the late, great Dujour just for all you in the store. 322 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,611 Check this out. 323 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,244 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour ♪ 324 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:22,795 ♪ Ride on your motorbike with Dujour ♪ 325 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,831 ♪ Kickin' it in the Benz with Dujour ♪ 326 00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:29,584 ♪ Bangin' 'round the world... ♪ - This is the best! 327 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:32,771 - I love this song! - It's their best ever. 328 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,675 If I don't buy it, everybody's gonna hate me. 329 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,441 Totally! 330 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,234 - And I also want orange shoes. - Yeah! 331 00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:41,071 Orange shoes are so much cooler than these stupid pink shoes. 332 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:44,146 You guys, orange is the new pink! [Screams] 333 00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:48,912 I am sick of my Reebok sweats. I need some Puma sweats. 334 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,439 And I gotta buy a six-pack of Zima. 335 00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:56,528 - Dude, you don't drink. - I think I should start. 336 00:19:57,724 --> 00:20:01,132 Yes, I think they responded to that very well, actually. 337 00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,410 [Woman] I think that song sucks. 338 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,957 I plug my ears when crap like that comes on. 339 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,873 Really? Well everybody else seemed to like it. 340 00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:14,587 That's just because they're mindless drones who will gobble up anything you tell them is cool. 341 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:19,718 I see. Wow! You're a real free thinker, aren't you? 342 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:22,987 You know, I'd love to talk to you some more. 343 00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:25,323 People in the recording industry, like me, 344 00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:28,435 always want to hear the opinion of individuals like yourself... 345 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,104 to find out what we're doing wrong, you know. 346 00:20:31,623 --> 00:20:35,418 Yeah, right. How much time do you have? 347 00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:39,571 As much as you want. After you. 348 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,965 Smells like teen spirit. 349 00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:45,260 Well, this must be my lucky day. 350 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,913 A real nonconformist. I'm so interested to hear what else you have to say. 351 00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:53,334 Well, first of all, I don't understand what everyone... 352 00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,588 Gosh, that's fascinating. [Phone Rings] 353 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,357 - Frame. - I'm waiting. 354 00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:04,571 I'm on to it, Fiona. I'm on to it. You wouldn't believe this place. It's a cultural wasteland. 355 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,141 Stop making excuses and get your ass back here with a band. 356 00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:12,361 Tomorrow. I'll have a new band for you first thing in the morning. I swear. 357 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,981 Then you'll still have a job... maybe. 358 00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:20,138 - Just put this thing up? - Yeah. 359 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:27,619 Okay, girls, this is it. Pussycats unplugged. Let's hear it. 360 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,039 One, two. One, two, three! 361 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,386 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. What do you think you're doing? 362 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:38,880 You can't play here. I've got things to sell. They're new. They're orange. 363 00:21:39,378 --> 00:21:42,717 - So? - So look at you. You're... 364 00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:44,889 Who's gonna come into my store with you outside? 365 00:21:45,361 --> 00:21:47,405 The last I checked, this was a free country. 366 00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:51,603 Well, the last I checked, I was calling the cops. 367 00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:57,649 "Get your ass back here with a band.” 368 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,904 I'd like to see her move her ass once, just once. 369 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,323 Like he's really gonna call the cops. 370 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,451 [Siren Wailing] Run! 371 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,222 This is impossible. 372 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,957 Where the hell am I supposed to find a... 373 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:17,126 ♪ Come on, hold on tight ♪ 374 00:22:18,565 --> 00:22:21,464 ♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪ 375 00:22:21,639 --> 00:22:25,552 ♪ In the deep dark night ♪ 376 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,346 ♪ I can see paradise ♪ 377 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:32,183 ♪ By the dashboard light ♪ 378 00:22:33,009 --> 00:22:35,664 ♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪ 379 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:39,208 ♪ In the deep dark night ♪ 380 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:44,470 Hello, ladies. Wyatt Frame, MegaRecords. 381 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:48,393 ♪ Paradise by the dashboard light ♪ 382 00:22:48,418 --> 00:22:51,693 Girls, I can't tell you how happy I am to be sitting... 383 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,038 at this table with the Pussy Hats. 384 00:22:55,557 --> 00:22:57,976 Pussycats. 385 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,881 Yes, of course. Of course, that would explain why you're not wearing any. 386 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,298 [Laughs] 387 00:23:04,002 --> 00:23:05,525 Hats. 388 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:09,345 Okay, I speak on behalf of everyone at the label... 389 00:23:09,637 --> 00:23:14,163 when I say that we'd love for you to sign with... MegaRecords. 390 00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:17,453 Whoa, wait, whoa. Don't sign anything. Don't sign anything. 391 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:21,302 - Who is this? - Alexander Cabot III. I'm the Pussycats' manager. 392 00:23:21,327 --> 00:23:25,254 Really? In that case, you'll be entitled to 15% of everything they make. 393 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,429 I'm his sister, Alexandra. Love the accent. Thank you. 394 00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:32,118 I used to summer on the continent. Fancy a snog? 395 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,167 Fancy a mint? 396 00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:38,607 Wait a minute. You want to sign us? I mean you've never even heard us play. 397 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,253 Oh! Oh, oh. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 398 00:23:42,278 --> 00:23:46,065 I thought you were a rock band that wanted to sign with a major label. My bad. 399 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,967 - No, no, no! - No! 400 00:23:47,992 --> 00:23:52,955 No. No. It's... I just didn't know it could happen this fast. 401 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:58,620 Well, that's the music biz for you, you see. If you wait for it to slow down, it might just pass you by. 402 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,897 I mean look what happened to the Beastie Boys. 403 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,486 - But they're huge stars. - I know. 404 00:24:10,836 --> 00:24:13,297 Excuse me. I have to... 405 00:24:15,762 --> 00:24:17,931 - Bathroom? - Yeah, me too. 406 00:24:18,554 --> 00:24:20,714 - I went before we left. - Good for you. 407 00:24:20,739 --> 00:24:23,588 You know you should always try to go to the bathroom before you leave the house, 408 00:24:23,804 --> 00:24:26,223 even if you don't have to... 409 00:24:26,589 --> 00:24:30,399 [Gasping] Okay, this is crazy. 410 00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:33,071 Beep-beep. Gotta gloss. It won't hide the mustache. 411 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,806 - Honk, honk. - Alexander! 412 00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:37,623 - What? If you're having a band meeting, I should be here. - It's a ladies' room. 413 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:41,204 - Nothing I haven't seen before. - Does anyone have change for a tampon? 414 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,356 I'll be outside. 415 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,951 [Slams] 416 00:24:44,976 --> 00:24:47,284 Does anyone else think this is a little off? 417 00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:51,864 - Like what? - Like that Wyatt guy, for one. 418 00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:55,201 Oh, yeah. Like how he ordered a triple cappuccino and scooped up all the foam. 419 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,412 Why not just get an espresso? 420 00:24:57,437 --> 00:25:00,791 Plus how he kept folding his napkin like he's afraid he doesn't have any real friends? 421 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,961 Just people who want to use him because he's just a big music guy. 422 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:09,906 Yeah. But I was talking more about the whole record contract thing. 423 00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:12,642 - And I mean it is super sudden. - It is. 424 00:25:13,067 --> 00:25:18,074 But you said it. You said we have to go out there and make things happen for ourselves, and we did. 425 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:22,186 I know. I just think maybe we should think about this for a second. 426 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,528 [All Screaming] 427 00:25:31,087 --> 00:25:33,965 Gee, Josie, how exciting for you. 428 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,626 You'll get to go away and make a record, and poor Alan M. will have to stay behind 429 00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:41,289 in Riverdale all alone with me. 430 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,172 I cannot believe that they let you bring me to the city with you. 431 00:25:45,204 --> 00:25:46,711 - Shh. - What? 432 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,809 I had to tell them that you're my guitar tech, so... 433 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:53,718 [Whispers] Guitar tech. Right. 434 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,095 ♪♪ [Guitar] 435 00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:59,724 You know what? I still don't understand why you're here. 436 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,685 - I'm here because I was in the comic book. - What? 437 00:26:03,244 --> 00:26:05,621 Nothing. 438 00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:08,124 [Sighs] - Whoa! 439 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:11,402 [Laughs] - What's up, big butt? 440 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,755 Shut up. 441 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,216 Hey, you guys. You know how people always say that this is the life? 442 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,261 I think this is when they say it. 443 00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:22,780 - Private plane. - Record deal. 444 00:26:22,805 --> 00:26:24,307 Coasters. 445 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,918 Loads of cash. ♪♪ [Guitar] 446 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:30,379 Scratch that. We still poor. [Wyatt] What? 447 00:26:30,671 --> 00:26:35,802 - Pardon? Hang on. ♪ Want to know why you are... ♪ 448 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,154 [Phone Beeps] Yes? 449 00:26:39,457 --> 00:26:42,057 At least I don't think I need this anymore. 450 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,668 Riverdale muni bus pass. 451 00:26:45,221 --> 00:26:50,747 Guys, you know what? We have the only bus passes in muni history with three people in the picture. 452 00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:54,555 [Sighs] It's not my fault you both jumped in on mine. 453 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:56,881 Okay, no, you both jumped in on mine. 454 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,390 [Laughs] 455 00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:00,334 You know what, though? We should keep these. 456 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:03,930 Remind us where we came from. 457 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,892 Hey, listen, let's promise each other something... 458 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,461 right here and right now, okay? 459 00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:12,463 No matter what happens... 460 00:27:12,755 --> 00:27:15,341 If we become huge stars... 461 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:20,304 or if we end up hitchhiking back to Riverdale, 462 00:27:20,596 --> 00:27:25,518 we will always be friends first and a band second. 463 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,648 - Friends first. - Friends first. 464 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:34,402 I swear on my bus pass? [Together] I swear on my bus pass. 465 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,696 [All Laughing] 466 00:27:40,199 --> 00:27:45,037 Oh! Don't worry, Lex. We're not going to have any trouble with these girls. 467 00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:46,783 Oh, no. 468 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,840 ♪ But I feel good Yeah, I feel fine ♪ 469 00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:01,179 ♪ I stop complainin' all the time ♪ 470 00:28:03,668 --> 00:28:08,678 ♪ You'll get yours and, baby, I'll get mine ♪ 471 00:28:08,703 --> 00:28:10,705 ♪ Yeah ♪ 472 00:28:11,814 --> 00:28:15,985 ♪ So don't be fooled by what you see ♪ 473 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:20,489 ♪ In movies, magazines and on TV ♪ 474 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:28,122 ♪ 'Cause what do they know about you and me ♪ 475 00:28:28,421 --> 00:28:31,507 ♪ We don't care what they say ♪ 476 00:28:31,532 --> 00:28:34,047 ♪ We'll be all right We'll be okay ♪ 477 00:28:34,072 --> 00:28:37,773 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 478 00:28:37,798 --> 00:28:39,008 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 479 00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:42,737 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 480 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,293 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Yeah, yeah ♪ 481 00:28:45,318 --> 00:28:48,520 ♪ Stand up straight and stand up tall ♪ 482 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:54,565 ♪ Ain't got to waste your time in shopping malls ♪ 483 00:28:56,108 --> 00:29:01,280 ♪ Slam the door and let's tear down the walls ♪ 484 00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:04,367 ♪ Crank it up Let's mess around ♪ 485 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:07,220 ♪ Be who you are 'cause you're a star ♪ 486 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,956 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 487 00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:12,912 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ You are a star ♪ 488 00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:15,190 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 489 00:29:15,215 --> 00:29:23,163 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah Yeah, yeah ♪ 490 00:29:26,623 --> 00:29:29,459 Geez. It's so huge. 491 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,854 Oh, this is only the beginning. 492 00:29:33,933 --> 00:29:37,541 Are you sure you should be putting that up already? 493 00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:41,487 I mean, we haven't even recorded anything yet. 494 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,614 What if you don't like it? 495 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,121 What if nobody likes it? 496 00:29:47,146 --> 00:29:50,774 Don't worry. If you screw up, we'll just put somebody else up there. 497 00:29:51,747 --> 00:29:53,541 [Laughing] 498 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,793 [Laughing Continues] 499 00:29:59,318 --> 00:30:00,439 - Hey, Wyatt? - Hmm? 500 00:30:00,464 --> 00:30:01,966 - They got our name wrong. - Hmm? 501 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,110 We're not Josie and the Pussycats. 502 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:08,155 - We're just the Pussycats. - Oh, no. Josie's the singer. 503 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:11,142 The public needs someone out front to identify with. Trust me. 504 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,437 Our studies have shown that bands that have the word "and" in the title... 505 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,815 sell twice as many records as those that don't. 506 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:22,625 What about the Beatles or the Rolling Stones? The Backstreet Boys? 507 00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,645 Yes, if you want to split hairs, yes, of course, obviously. 508 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:27,216 Yes, yes, but, come on. 509 00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:31,454 I mean, would you be more interested in a band called simply the Pussycats, 510 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:35,933 or are you more likely to buy a CD or read a comic... 511 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:40,585 or watch a cartoon or go and see a movie about a trio of luscious ladies... 512 00:30:40,610 --> 00:30:43,716 called Josie and the Pussycats? 513 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,777 - Hmm? - It does have a nice ring to it. 514 00:30:46,802 --> 00:30:48,888 Oh, yes. 515 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,812 Hey! 516 00:30:57,104 --> 00:31:00,186 Oh, so sorry, Valerie. I had no idea you weren't in here. 517 00:31:00,211 --> 00:31:01,879 Ha, ha. Come on. 518 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,158 [Melody] More coasters. [Giggles] 519 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:18,533 What did I tell you, Fiona? It couldn't be better. 520 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:22,914 Yeah. I mean, just think Christina Aguilera times three except of course one of them is incredibly tan, 521 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:25,636 or else TLC with two white chicks, 522 00:31:25,661 --> 00:31:27,610 or, um, Hole! 523 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:30,196 Wyatt, I get it without the stupid analogies. 524 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,431 Put 'em in the studio tomorrow. We'll talk later. 525 00:31:32,456 --> 00:31:34,868 The feds are here with some foreigners. I've got to give them the tour. 526 00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:37,663 - Fiona, you won't be disappointed. - I'd better not be. 527 00:31:37,853 --> 00:31:40,356 We can't afford another Dujour disaster. 528 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,209 - Welcome. - [Foreign Language] 529 00:31:44,234 --> 00:31:48,366 I'm sure you're wondering why Agent Kelly and the United States government... 530 00:31:48,391 --> 00:31:51,467 would be so interested in what appears to be a record company. 531 00:31:52,185 --> 00:31:54,437 Well, I'm about to show you why. 532 00:31:55,329 --> 00:31:58,749 - [Beeping] - [Whirring] 533 00:32:22,756 --> 00:32:26,710 This... is what our operation really does. 534 00:32:26,735 --> 00:32:28,777 [Woman] Blue is the new orange. 535 00:32:28,802 --> 00:32:31,949 [Fiona] This is where it starts... the fads, the fashions, 536 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,082 the product placement. 537 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:35,870 From this command center, 538 00:32:35,895 --> 00:32:39,682 we control the most influential demographic of the entire population. 539 00:32:39,974 --> 00:32:44,895 We decide everything... from what clothes are in style to what slang is in vogue. 540 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,168 Feather tank tops, matching pants. Kind of a Buffy meets Chicken Run. 541 00:32:49,525 --> 00:32:51,235 Feathers are the new rhinestones. 542 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,471 The new word for cool will be "jerkin'," as in, 543 00:32:53,635 --> 00:32:55,656 "Dude, that's jerkin'." Ohh, that's dirty. 544 00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:58,248 [Fiona] This is the epicenter of all trends. 545 00:32:58,473 --> 00:33:02,268 We turn your world into one giant TV commercial. 546 00:33:02,354 --> 00:33:07,985 But how, you may ask, can our operation be so effective? 547 00:33:09,002 --> 00:33:14,191 Sure these kids have brains like Play-Doh, just waiting to be molded into shape, 548 00:33:14,216 --> 00:33:17,703 but something else must be going on, right? 549 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,055 The Chinese guy knows what I'm talking about. 550 00:33:21,515 --> 00:33:23,976 To answer some of your questions, 551 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:26,837 we've produced a short educational film. 552 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:29,148 Lights! 553 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:31,817 [Beeps] 554 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:34,976 Hello. I'm Eugene Levy, 555 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:37,139 and, yes, I'm an actor. 556 00:33:37,431 --> 00:33:39,183 No, I said cappuccino. 557 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,453 I'm here to talk to you about something very important. 558 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:44,855 No, it's not about me or my career. 559 00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:48,529 I'm here to talk about subliminal messages in rock-and-roll music... 560 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:52,292 or as it's simply known in some cultures... rock music. 561 00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:56,842 You see, for years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers... 562 00:33:56,867 --> 00:34:00,371 to buy products they normally wouldn't want just to get their money. 563 00:34:00,683 --> 00:34:02,765 Fact: Kids don't have bills to pay. 564 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,542 Fact: They don't pay taxes, 565 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:07,770 but they do baby-sit and hold minimum-wage jobs... 566 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:11,423 that earn them wads of cash as thick as, well, my body of work. 567 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:16,345 But these kids today aren't dumb. 568 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,823 They're not gonna buy just anything. 569 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:23,063 That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions... 570 00:34:23,143 --> 00:34:25,116 in today's rock music. 571 00:34:25,141 --> 00:34:29,194 The results? We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. 572 00:34:29,219 --> 00:34:31,864 We can have them chasing a new trend every week, 573 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,963 and that is good for the economy. 574 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:37,131 And what's good for the economy is good for the country. 575 00:34:37,305 --> 00:34:40,106 So God bless the United States of America, 576 00:34:40,131 --> 00:34:43,138 the most ass-kickin' country in the world. 577 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,350 [Beeps] 578 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:49,186 [German Accent] But how can you control the rock bands? 579 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,637 What if they find out about the hidden messages in their music? 580 00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:56,846 Ever wonder why so many rock stars die in plane crashes? 581 00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:01,477 Overdose on drugs! 582 00:35:01,502 --> 00:35:03,562 We've been doing this a long time. 583 00:35:03,951 --> 00:35:07,499 If they start to get too curious, our options are endless. 584 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:10,666 Bankruptcy, shocking scandals, religious conversions. 585 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:14,163 We've created a highly-rated TV show... 586 00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:16,790 just to explain what happens to these people. 587 00:35:16,822 --> 00:35:17,950 [Beeps] 588 00:35:26,196 --> 00:35:29,393 [Foreign Language] 589 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,086 [Applause Continues] 590 00:35:36,317 --> 00:35:38,068 Wow. 591 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:42,744 The walls are mushy. [Giggles] 592 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:44,377 We brought some equipment in. 593 00:35:44,402 --> 00:35:47,144 I assume it's to your liking. 594 00:35:49,062 --> 00:35:50,456 They're brand-new. 595 00:35:51,513 --> 00:35:54,401 I like this. It's got shiny knobs. 596 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:57,988 No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 597 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,075 No, no, no, no, no. That we do not touch. 598 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,123 It's only the most expensive piece of equipment in the studio. 599 00:36:05,136 --> 00:36:06,930 The Megasound 8000. 600 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:11,543 Although the name sounds ominous, it's actually just a high-tech processor. 601 00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:14,588 - How does it work? - Why do you need to know that? 602 00:36:15,822 --> 00:36:18,129 What is it, a big secret or something? 603 00:36:18,702 --> 00:36:21,387 - A big secret. - Wyatt's got a secret. 604 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:25,336 No, it's not a secret. Stop it. I'll tell you. I'll show you. 605 00:36:26,327 --> 00:36:29,872 [Whirring] - Play a little something for me, would you? 606 00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:40,214 ♪ It took six whole hours ♪ 607 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,758 ♪ And five long days ♪ 608 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:47,738 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 609 00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:50,335 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 610 00:36:50,581 --> 00:36:53,166 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 611 00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:58,090 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 612 00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:06,620 Perfect! Now, this will just take a moment. 613 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,851 [Voices Overlapping] 614 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:14,415 And now I'll play it back with the Megasound. 615 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,725 ♪ And those three small words were way too late ♪ 616 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,713 Is that us? 617 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,764 ♪ You can't see that I'm the one ♪ 618 00:37:22,789 --> 00:37:24,874 It sounds so... 619 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,262 - I want a Big Mac. - What? 620 00:37:28,554 --> 00:37:30,639 Mel, you're a vegetarian. 621 00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:33,917 I know, but suddenly I want one. Maybe on the way back to the hotel? 622 00:37:34,209 --> 00:37:37,377 Okay, as long as we can stop by Foot Locker too. 623 00:37:37,504 --> 00:37:39,898 I'm dying for a pair of old-school Tretorns. 624 00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:42,509 Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas. 625 00:37:43,123 --> 00:37:44,695 [Clicks] 626 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:49,853 Ladies, now should I drop you back at Riverdale Mall, or are you ready to make a record? 627 00:37:50,077 --> 00:37:52,371 Come on! 628 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,986 [Feedback Whine] 629 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:12,539 [Drumsticks Tapping] 630 00:38:12,831 --> 00:38:15,872 One, two. One, two, three. 631 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:19,758 ♪ Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says ♪ 632 00:38:19,783 --> 00:38:22,511 ♪ It looks like you're wearin' some kind of disguise ♪ 633 00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:25,959 ♪ Because your hair sticks up Your shoes are untied ♪ 634 00:38:25,984 --> 00:38:29,218 ♪ I hope that you got that shirt at half price ♪ 635 00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:32,409 ♪ And every word I say falls flat on the floor ♪ 636 00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:35,966 ♪ I try to tell a joke He's heard it before ♪ 637 00:38:36,104 --> 00:38:39,272 ♪ And I don't think that I can take it no more ♪ 638 00:38:39,399 --> 00:38:42,872 ♪ He's driving me right out my front door ♪ 639 00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:46,392 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 640 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:49,520 ♪ You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy ♪ 641 00:38:49,545 --> 00:38:52,916 ♪ You know if I could I'd do anything for you ♪ 642 00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:56,667 ♪ Please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 643 00:38:56,692 --> 00:38:59,715 ♪ Can't you just pretend to be nice ♪ 644 00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:03,257 ♪ Can you at least pretend to be nice ♪ 645 00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:06,718 ♪ If you could just pretend to be nice ♪ 646 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:10,514 ♪ Then everything in my life would be all right ♪ 647 00:39:10,798 --> 00:39:14,060 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 648 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,104 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 649 00:39:17,799 --> 00:39:19,641 This is the best CD ever! 650 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:23,846 Yeah, and I want some Gatorade. Gatorade is the new Snapple! 651 00:39:23,871 --> 00:39:26,530 ♪ And I tried so hard just to figure him out ♪ 652 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:30,304 ♪ But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about ♪ 653 00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:33,757 ♪ And then he falls asleep on the living room couch ♪ 654 00:39:33,782 --> 00:39:37,169 ♪ With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out ♪ 655 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:40,438 ♪ Then he disappears for a week at a time ♪ 656 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:44,051 ♪ And then he shows up just like everything's fine ♪ 657 00:39:44,089 --> 00:39:47,290 ♪ I don't get what goes on in his mind ♪ 658 00:39:47,315 --> 00:39:50,682 ♪ But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines ♪ 659 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:54,157 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 660 00:39:54,182 --> 00:39:57,356 ♪ You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy ♪ 661 00:39:57,519 --> 00:40:00,901 ♪ You know if I could I'd do anything for you ♪ 662 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:04,209 ♪ Please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 663 00:40:04,234 --> 00:40:07,844 ♪ Can't you just pretend to be nice ♪ 664 00:40:07,869 --> 00:40:11,749 ♪ Could you at least pretend to be nice ♪ 665 00:40:11,774 --> 00:40:14,929 ♪ If you could just pretend to be nice ♪ 666 00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:18,454 ♪ Everything in my life would be all right ♪ 667 00:40:18,479 --> 00:40:21,774 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 668 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,088 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 669 00:40:25,306 --> 00:40:28,508 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 670 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:31,483 ♪ Everything in my life would be all right ♪ 671 00:40:31,508 --> 00:40:35,073 ♪ All right ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 672 00:40:35,357 --> 00:40:38,277 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 673 00:40:38,577 --> 00:40:42,003 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 674 00:40:42,028 --> 00:40:47,450 ♪ Everything in my life would be all right, all right ♪ 675 00:40:48,742 --> 00:40:53,050 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 676 00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:56,954 [Screaming] 677 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:01,291 - This must be a misprint. - [Laughing] 678 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:04,975 - Yeah! - Wait! 679 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:10,628 Does anyone else think it's a little strange that all this happened in a week? 680 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,471 [Dialing] 681 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,267 No! [Screaming] 682 00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:22,354 [Screaming Continues] 683 00:41:25,403 --> 00:41:27,322 [Screaming] 684 00:41:27,962 --> 00:41:30,089 - [Screaming] - [Screaming] 685 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:35,742 - Who are you? - [Screaming] 686 00:41:36,301 --> 00:41:39,680 - We know them! - [Panting] 687 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,298 Ew! We do! 688 00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:44,935 Oh, my God! We love you. We're, like, your biggest fans! 689 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,838 [Screaming Continues] 690 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,970 - No, you're not. You hate us. - Are you crazy? 691 00:41:50,215 --> 00:41:53,635 Josie and the Pussycats are our new all-time favorite band of all time! 692 00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:57,781 [Screaming] - Josie and the Pussycats are the new Dujour! 693 00:41:57,806 --> 00:42:00,392 Wanna see our Pussycat tattoo? Look at it! 694 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:07,624 [Gasping] That was way too weird. 695 00:42:07,649 --> 00:42:10,499 Weird? What's the point of being famous... 696 00:42:10,524 --> 00:42:13,851 if the people you hated in high school don't want to kiss your ass? 697 00:42:13,876 --> 00:42:15,671 [Chuckles] You're lucky. 698 00:42:15,868 --> 00:42:19,333 Most people have to wait till their 10-year reunion for that sort of revenge. 699 00:42:22,098 --> 00:42:25,058 You're just going to have to get used to people throwing themselves at you. 700 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,711 And talking of throwing, 701 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:32,841 Fiona, the head of MegaRecords, is throwing a huge party tonight in your honor, 702 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,916 a celebration of all things Josie. 703 00:42:38,216 --> 00:42:41,033 - Um, Wyatt? - Hmm? 704 00:42:41,369 --> 00:42:45,729 - Don't I get one? - Oh, that is strange. 705 00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:48,952 Why don't you come along too? There's always room for one more. 706 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,984 - How about us? - No. 707 00:42:51,888 --> 00:42:56,423 Wow. A party. That's, um... 708 00:42:57,448 --> 00:43:00,969 That's, uh... That's kind of cool. 709 00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:06,083 But is it as "kind of cool" as playing your own stadium concert? 710 00:43:06,374 --> 00:43:09,544 Oops! I promised Fiona she could tell you. Damn. 711 00:43:09,836 --> 00:43:12,756 - We're playing a stadium concert? - This weekend. 712 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:16,718 Shouldn't we maybe play some small clubs first? 713 00:43:16,837 --> 00:43:19,654 Maybe do a few gigs in Europe. Build a following. 714 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,803 You have a following. Honestly, "J." 715 00:43:22,828 --> 00:43:25,077 I wouldn't send you out there if I didn't think you could deliver. 716 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,941 It would only make me look bad. But this is the whole deal: 717 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:31,153 Simultaneous pay-per-view web cast, live streaming video, 718 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:35,112 millions of little people paying good money just to watch you. 719 00:43:36,408 --> 00:43:38,615 Well, I'm sure your band mates are très excited. 720 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:42,032 - Right, Melly-Mel? - Our first concert ever. Thanks, Wyatt. 721 00:43:42,057 --> 00:43:44,082 Don't thank me. Thank Fiona. 722 00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:47,958 It was her idea. It's been part of her plan for you guys from the start. 723 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:52,462 Operation Big Concert, 724 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,690 where we finally take things to the next level. 725 00:43:56,185 --> 00:44:00,262 When Josie and the Pussycats play their stadium concert, all the kids in the audience, 726 00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:03,935 as well as the ones watching at home, will have to purchase these. 727 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,993 It's the debut of 3-D-X surround sound, 728 00:44:07,018 --> 00:44:11,439 a new technology that makes the music feel like it's happening all around you, 729 00:44:11,731 --> 00:44:13,483 like 3-D. 730 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:17,540 Gentlemen, a demonstration. 731 00:44:18,613 --> 00:44:22,242 This is what those kids think they're hearing on those headsets. 732 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:25,741 ♪ Oooh, wee, oooh, wee, ooh ♪ And this is what they're really hearing. 733 00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:30,539 [Man] Conform. Free will is overrated. Jump on the bandwagon. 734 00:44:30,564 --> 00:44:32,978 That voice. I know that voice. It's, um... 735 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,630 - It's Mr. Moviefone. - Yes! 736 00:44:35,922 --> 00:44:37,524 He does all our subliminal tracks. 737 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:40,343 [Mr. Moviefone] There is no such place as Area 51. 738 00:44:40,635 --> 00:44:44,890 Excellent work, Fiona. These kids will never know what hit 'em. 739 00:44:45,095 --> 00:44:47,222 - And neither will you. - I'm sorry. What was that? 740 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:53,707 - Huh? What? - You just said something. 741 00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:55,358 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 742 00:44:55,663 --> 00:44:57,780 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 743 00:44:57,819 --> 00:45:02,090 I said, "These kids will never know what hit 'em," and then you said, "And neither will you." 744 00:45:02,761 --> 00:45:04,847 - I did? - We all heard you. 745 00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:08,972 Oh. Well... 746 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:14,054 What I meant to say was, 747 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:17,589 "And neither will you guys." 748 00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:21,009 Meaning the teenagers. 749 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:23,094 I was just emphasizing my point. 750 00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:26,014 Oh. Oh, okay. Great. Thanks. 751 00:45:26,532 --> 00:45:29,452 - That was close. - Excuse me? 752 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:36,900 I was going to say, "That was... close... 753 00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:41,571 "to being a... really nice moment... 754 00:45:41,863 --> 00:45:44,491 between the two of us." 755 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:49,287 - Don't you think? - Yeah, well, I guess. 756 00:45:52,832 --> 00:45:55,710 I have to be getting back to the Pentagon, so... 757 00:46:05,077 --> 00:46:08,065 [Man] Toni Tennille and I... We wrote all the songs together. 758 00:46:08,090 --> 00:46:12,519 ♪ Love, love will keep us together ♪ - Captain just played the piano. 759 00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:17,249 It was my idea to have him wear that hat. 760 00:46:18,072 --> 00:46:21,253 I said, "How you gonna be a captain if you don't wear a hat?" 761 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:22,835 [Chuckles] 762 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:25,799 We did make some beautiful music together though. 763 00:46:26,262 --> 00:46:30,095 A big song... The one I was mostly responsible for was... 764 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,872 "Love Will Keep Us Together." 765 00:46:33,164 --> 00:46:35,375 Well, guess what. It didn't. 766 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:40,730 Guess after a while, you know, they didn't want to share the spotlight no more. 767 00:46:40,755 --> 00:46:42,841 Sometimes that stuff happens. 768 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,402 I can still remember, though, Captain always said, 769 00:46:46,328 --> 00:46:50,991 "Friends first. The band second." 770 00:46:51,829 --> 00:46:54,957 I wish I'd have got that in writin'. 771 00:46:56,771 --> 00:47:00,734 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 772 00:47:04,237 --> 00:47:07,824 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 773 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:11,411 [Laughs] 774 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:15,640 ♪ If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it ♪ 775 00:47:15,665 --> 00:47:19,336 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 776 00:47:24,016 --> 00:47:26,769 [Screaming] 777 00:47:32,682 --> 00:47:34,476 Oh, no. 778 00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:47,197 That's better. [Giggles] 779 00:47:48,567 --> 00:47:52,696 [Knocking] [Alan M.] ♪ It's the guy with the pizza ♪ 780 00:47:53,321 --> 00:47:57,954 ♪ The kind that's good to eats-a if you open the door ♪ 781 00:47:57,986 --> 00:48:02,232 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 782 00:48:02,278 --> 00:48:05,802 I totally, totally forgot. 783 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:11,196 We have to go to this record party thing with the head of the label. 784 00:48:12,185 --> 00:48:16,159 - What's the matter? - Nothing. It just, uh... 785 00:48:16,899 --> 00:48:18,426 You look so, uh... 786 00:48:18,451 --> 00:48:21,767 You cannot make fun of me. They sent this dress over. I did not pick it out. 787 00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:25,693 But I cut up the front, and I made... made wristbands though. 788 00:48:26,794 --> 00:48:28,046 It looks stupid, doesn't it? 789 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,949 No, no, no. No. I... 790 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:34,911 I've just... I've never seen you... Wow! 791 00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:38,264 Finish your sentences. 792 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:40,750 Is that a good wow or a bad wow? 793 00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:44,908 Oh, no, no. It's, uh... It's a good wow. 794 00:48:46,784 --> 00:48:50,193 It's a... It's a... It's a very good wow. 795 00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:53,154 Thanks. 796 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:57,200 - Actually, would you mind? There's a... - Mind what? 797 00:48:57,225 --> 00:49:00,465 There's a chain thing that I can't figure out really. 798 00:49:00,490 --> 00:49:04,999 Oh, right. Right, um... Okay. 799 00:49:05,024 --> 00:49:06,734 Um... 800 00:49:11,781 --> 00:49:14,826 That's, um... That's down here. 801 00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:19,335 A little complicated. [Clears Throat] 802 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:38,141 Josie, are you ready? The door was open. I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 803 00:49:39,761 --> 00:49:43,007 - Hey, Alec N., how's it hanging? - Actually, it's Alan M. 804 00:49:43,032 --> 00:49:46,707 Yes, what's with the initial, anyway? It didn't work for Sheila E., and it doesn't work for you. 805 00:49:47,161 --> 00:49:51,289 Come on, Josie, we don't want to be late for the hottest and most exclusive party of the year. 806 00:49:51,313 --> 00:49:52,181 Come on. 807 00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:54,761 There's free cable. 808 00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:56,579 Uh, Josie? 809 00:49:57,412 --> 00:50:01,598 Um, I was wondering, d-d-did you want to do something tomorrow? 810 00:50:02,052 --> 00:50:03,725 - Yeah. - When? 811 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,132 2:00? No can do. Taping E. 812 00:50:06,424 --> 00:50:08,497 - Oh. 1:30. - MTV. 813 00:50:08,528 --> 00:50:09,856 - 3:00. - MSNBC. 814 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:12,383 - 4:00. - 4:15. 815 00:50:13,357 --> 00:50:16,804 - 4:15. - Sold, to the young man with no future. 816 00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:20,241 Come on, Josie. There's a limo waiting. Good night, Adam 12. 817 00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:23,853 - Trot on. - Actually, it's Alan M. 818 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,024 [Chattering] 819 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:35,994 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 820 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:39,744 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 821 00:50:39,769 --> 00:50:42,272 ♪ Ooh ♪ 822 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:45,808 ♪ Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes ♪ 823 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:49,239 ♪ And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise ♪ 824 00:50:49,264 --> 00:50:50,708 ♪ Because your hair sticks out... ♪ 825 00:50:50,733 --> 00:50:53,609 [Josie Thinking] Look at them staring at us. No one thinks I should be here. 826 00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,094 That's totally what they're thinking. 827 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:59,138 [Valerie Thinking] Look at them staring at Josie. 828 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:03,101 No one thinks I should be here. That's totally what they're thinking. 829 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:06,394 [Melody Thinking] ♪ If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it ♪ 830 00:51:06,419 --> 00:51:10,149 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 831 00:51:10,441 --> 00:51:13,365 [Man On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, the head of MegaRecords... 832 00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:16,452 and the host of your party, Fiona. 833 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:25,682 [Woman] ♪ Why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 834 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:29,143 ♪ Shakin' my confidence ♪ - Isn't she fabulous? 835 00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:32,136 ♪ Drivin' me crazy You know if I could ♪ 836 00:51:32,161 --> 00:51:35,181 ♪ I'd do anything for you ♪ 837 00:51:35,206 --> 00:51:39,683 ♪ Please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 838 00:51:41,082 --> 00:51:45,420 I'm Fiona. Welcome to your party! 839 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:49,789 Enough spectacle. Let's go be girls! 840 00:51:50,081 --> 00:51:53,376 This is my girly room. No boys allowed. 841 00:51:53,607 --> 00:51:55,984 Come on, girls. Sit down. We'll gossip. 842 00:51:58,197 --> 00:51:59,949 Oh! 843 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:04,078 ♪♪ [Woman Singing In French] 844 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,462 Isn't he just the cutest? 845 00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:14,964 He is pretty cute. 846 00:52:15,256 --> 00:52:17,592 [Door Closes] Pringles! 847 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:21,679 - Pringles! - Josie! 848 00:52:24,257 --> 00:52:26,008 Come on! 849 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:31,522 Oh, I am starved! 850 00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:40,657 I'm such a pig. 851 00:52:40,948 --> 00:52:42,867 N-No. No, you're not. 852 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:44,911 [Sighs] 853 00:52:46,471 --> 00:52:48,423 [Crying] 854 00:52:48,448 --> 00:52:52,060 - So, Josie, how much do you weigh? - Excuse me? 855 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,962 - Your weight! - 118. 856 00:52:55,254 --> 00:52:58,383 Ha! 115. I'm three pounds lighter than you. 857 00:52:59,807 --> 00:53:02,518 But don't worry about it. I think you look great. 858 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:05,306 [Lisping] Tho pretty and popular. 859 00:53:05,598 --> 00:53:08,184 What did you just say? 860 00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:10,478 Nothing. I thaid the new thong's pretty popular. 861 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:12,411 What "thong"? 862 00:53:12,436 --> 00:53:14,897 The new thong. The new thingle. 863 00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,570 I'm thorry. I have thomething caught in my teeth. 864 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,867 [Clears Throat] 865 00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:26,869 Got it. 866 00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:30,581 So, who wants to French braid? 867 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:35,920 Okay, so who else thinks that Fiona's a freak? 868 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:39,674 Oh, my God. I'm so glad you said something, because as soon as you said her name, 869 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:41,884 I got the most awful sensation, 870 00:53:42,176 --> 00:53:46,639 like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine. 871 00:53:46,744 --> 00:53:49,330 Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause you're sitting on the "O." 872 00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:52,895 Oh. [Giggles] 873 00:53:56,149 --> 00:54:00,445 No. I still got the shivers, you guys. 874 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:03,239 It's not the "O." It's her. 875 00:54:04,949 --> 00:54:07,744 I don't know. What do you think, Val? 876 00:54:08,035 --> 00:54:12,665 Stuff's definitely been... different since we left Riverdale. 877 00:54:18,337 --> 00:54:21,507 And, if you ask me, some things feel like they've changed completely. 878 00:54:26,095 --> 00:54:27,596 - Wyatt. - Hmm? 879 00:54:27,621 --> 00:54:31,968 I don't like those two Pussycats. They're asking questions, and that's dangerous. 880 00:54:32,316 --> 00:54:34,078 We can't afford to take any more risks. 881 00:54:34,356 --> 00:54:37,526 I'll get rid of them, have a new band by the morning. 882 00:54:38,357 --> 00:54:40,586 - Ooh! - Think, Wyatt. 883 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:45,406 We've already sold half a million of the Josie ears for a big concert. 884 00:54:46,231 --> 00:54:50,636 Right. Yes. So we have. So what are you suggesting? 885 00:54:51,005 --> 00:54:55,308 Keep Josie, and put those two nosy little Pussycats to sleep. 886 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,959 Mmmm. 887 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:03,466 I don't think Josie will play without her friends. 888 00:55:03,737 --> 00:55:07,657 - Oh? I think we might persuade her. - Hmm? 889 00:55:08,168 --> 00:55:10,807 [Fiona] Next, on Behind the Music, 890 00:55:11,098 --> 00:55:13,267 Josie suffers a tragic loss. 891 00:55:14,085 --> 00:55:16,880 [Laughs Sinisterly] 892 00:55:17,970 --> 00:55:19,763 [Cackles] 893 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:23,277 [Chuckles Evilly] 894 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:28,658 Ha-ha, hee-hee, hew, ho-ho, hoo. 895 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:31,536 [Laughs Dramatically] 896 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:35,540 [Laughs Loudly] 897 00:55:36,504 --> 00:55:39,053 [Chokes, Coughs] 898 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:45,054 [Woman] The city aquarium holds more than 244 varieties of sea life. 899 00:55:45,441 --> 00:55:48,861 Josie, did I tell you I got a gig tonight? 900 00:55:48,886 --> 00:55:51,113 You did? That's great! Yeah, well, 901 00:55:51,138 --> 00:55:54,878 it's just this bar, but the manager... I played him my demo, 902 00:55:54,903 --> 00:55:58,020 and he said that I could have, like, almost a full half-hour tonight. 903 00:55:58,312 --> 00:56:00,523 Do you think maybe you want to come, or... 904 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:03,234 - Yeah. - 'Cause I know you're busy and everything. 905 00:56:03,792 --> 00:56:06,128 - Oh, my God. Is that Josie? - Where? Josie! 906 00:56:06,153 --> 00:56:09,532 [Screaming] ♪ Shape shifter, guest lister ♪ 907 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,368 ♪ She'll turn around and desert ♪ 908 00:56:12,393 --> 00:56:14,770 ♪ Gate-crasher, rehasher ♪ 909 00:56:15,329 --> 00:56:18,793 ♪ If you think that's cool, whatever, dude ♪ 910 00:56:21,794 --> 00:56:24,297 [Panting] 911 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:26,382 Thanks. 912 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:29,260 Yeah, no problem. 913 00:56:32,305 --> 00:56:34,432 How am I gonna pull this off? 914 00:56:36,225 --> 00:56:38,190 Wh-What? 915 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:42,648 I'm a girl from Riverdale, you know? I'm... 916 00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:44,817 I'm not a rock star. 917 00:56:45,109 --> 00:56:48,754 Jose, you've been dreaming about this your whole life. 918 00:56:48,971 --> 00:56:50,973 I know. It's just... 919 00:56:52,644 --> 00:56:54,605 What? 920 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:58,122 I'm scared. 921 00:56:58,414 --> 00:57:02,256 Don't be. You gotta believe in yourself. 922 00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:08,430 - What if I can't? - Then... 923 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:14,096 Then I guess I'll just have to believe in you for you. 924 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,710 [Knocking] 925 00:57:27,735 --> 00:57:29,331 Oh, wow. 926 00:57:29,356 --> 00:57:32,025 [Laughing] Oh, wow! 927 00:57:34,967 --> 00:57:37,595 So, what do you think we should open with for the concert... 928 00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:41,446 Spin Around, or maybe Come On? 929 00:57:41,471 --> 00:57:43,626 Uh, I don't know. 930 00:57:44,713 --> 00:57:47,314 We could try Roll On, Rolly Wheel, 931 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:49,966 but, honestly, I think the lyrics still need some work. 932 00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:52,109 What do you think? 933 00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:56,614 It's your call. I mean, you're the boss. 934 00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:59,768 No, I'm not. Val, what's with you? 935 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,791 Hello, girls! And how are the most beautiful and talented women in rock and roll? 936 00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:08,652 - Eh? - Don't you mean "woman"? 937 00:58:08,859 --> 00:58:11,909 Valerie, my darling, you're going to have to learn to take a compliment. 938 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:14,938 I mean, what are you going to do tonight when you go on TRL 939 00:58:14,971 --> 00:58:18,285 and Carson Daly tells you how much he loves your music? 940 00:58:18,577 --> 00:58:21,080 Don't you mean, what's Josie gonna do? 941 00:58:21,105 --> 00:58:23,983 No, because she won't be there. We just booked you and Melody. 942 00:58:24,061 --> 00:58:26,980 It's time for the world to get to know the other Pussycats. 943 00:58:27,479 --> 00:58:29,148 - We're gonna be on TRL? - Mm-hmm. 944 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:32,708 - Do I get to touch Carson? - Anywhere you like. 945 00:58:32,733 --> 00:58:34,443 [Squeals] - The taping's in two hours, 946 00:58:34,468 --> 00:58:36,348 unless, of course, you have a problem with this. 947 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,169 Do you have a problem with this? 948 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:45,097 No. I think you guys will have a great time. I love that show. 949 00:58:45,604 --> 00:58:48,623 And... And you don't mind if Mel and I go without you? 950 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,002 Why? I don't care about that stuff. 951 00:58:51,294 --> 00:58:52,962 [Sighs] Jose... 952 00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:56,198 Oh, I'm so sorry! 953 00:58:56,490 --> 00:58:59,493 - I don't know what I was thinking. - Okay. 954 00:58:59,731 --> 00:59:03,819 Come on, girls. There are stylists and designers waiting in your room. 955 00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:06,308 And you have some homework tonight. 956 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,519 This is the remix of your next single. 957 00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:12,326 - I'd be very curious to hear your thoughts. - Could it wait until tomorrow? 958 00:59:12,351 --> 00:59:16,519 It's just that Alan M. is playing his first gig tonight, and I wanna get there early. 959 00:59:16,798 --> 00:59:20,218 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, Josie. I forgot to tell you. 960 00:59:20,347 --> 00:59:23,664 Alan M. called my office earlier. They canceled his show. 961 00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:25,686 - They did? - Yes. 962 00:59:26,245 --> 00:59:28,205 Why didn't he call me here? 963 00:59:28,604 --> 00:59:31,083 Um, I'm sure he did. In fact, 964 00:59:31,108 --> 00:59:34,308 I'm sure if you go down to the front desk, there'll be a message waiting for you. 965 00:59:34,627 --> 00:59:36,338 Excuse me. 966 00:59:36,363 --> 00:59:39,075 [Whispering] 967 00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:44,704 Yes, there's a message waiting for you... now. 968 00:59:45,264 --> 00:59:46,932 I guess I should call him. 969 00:59:47,224 --> 00:59:51,265 Um, he also said to say that he won't be available for several hours, 970 00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:52,755 and he'll call you when he can. 971 00:59:56,592 --> 01:00:00,404 - All that was on the message? - Uh, yes. Excuse me. 972 01:00:00,429 --> 01:00:02,765 [Whispering] 973 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:07,816 Yes, that's all in the message. Anything else? 974 01:00:08,411 --> 01:00:09,871 Who do you keep calling? 975 01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,985 I'm running a label here, Josephine. 976 01:00:15,277 --> 01:00:19,055 I have other artists who need me, other artists who need my time, 977 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:23,895 other artists who aren't so difficult about putting in a little bit of extra work. 978 01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:27,110 Frankly, your level of non-commitment... 979 01:00:27,135 --> 01:00:29,128 is making me doubt your commitment commitment. 980 01:00:29,854 --> 01:00:32,440 So you wanna be a rock superstar, eh? 981 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,422 Live large, big house, five cars? 982 01:00:35,714 --> 01:00:37,967 Well, you have to do the time. 983 01:00:38,259 --> 01:00:42,304 Otherwise, [Chuckles] somebody else will, 984 01:00:42,596 --> 01:00:46,976 and you'll be left to explain it all to Mel and Val. 985 01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,812 I am committed. 986 01:00:52,356 --> 01:00:54,275 I am. 987 01:00:54,326 --> 01:00:56,536 Yes, I hope so, my darling. 988 01:00:57,002 --> 01:00:58,796 I hope so. 989 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:03,993 [Door Opens, Closes] 990 01:01:06,709 --> 01:01:10,379 - Val, we're on TRL! - Hey, check out the view! 991 01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:14,795 It's fake. 992 01:01:17,756 --> 01:01:22,178 Wow. This stuff looks so different on TV. 993 01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:27,516 All this stuff is fake. Where is everybody? Where's Carson? 994 01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:32,288 Yo, kitty cats! How you ladies doin'? I'm Carson Daly. Welcome to the show. 995 01:01:33,603 --> 01:01:35,077 You're not Carson Daly. 996 01:01:35,102 --> 01:01:38,314 What are you talkin' about? Of course I'm Carson Daly. Check the nails. 997 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,530 You need to call me. I got plans. 998 01:01:42,277 --> 01:01:46,135 All right. Is everybody ready to start the show? 999 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,137 - Oh, my God, it's Carson! - Oh, my God, it's Melody! 1000 01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:52,921 Yo, man, you gotta stop tryin' to be me with the nails thing. 1001 01:01:52,946 --> 01:01:55,132 What you sayin', man? A brother can't be Carson Daly? 1002 01:01:55,157 --> 01:01:57,380 No, that's not what I'm sayin'. 1003 01:01:57,405 --> 01:02:00,192 It's just that I actually am Carson Daly, so it doesn't work right now. 1004 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:02,485 Why do you always gotta break my "gazoons," man? I'm Carson Daly. 1005 01:02:02,575 --> 01:02:04,703 That's pretty good, man. Who else do you do? 1006 01:02:04,929 --> 01:02:07,884 I do Mike Tyson. I would take a bite outta you. 1007 01:02:07,909 --> 01:02:11,328 Okay, what is going on? Are you... Is this TRL or not? 1008 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:15,481 This is not Total Request Live. 1009 01:02:15,773 --> 01:02:17,900 It's more like Total Request Dead. 1010 01:02:19,733 --> 01:02:22,618 Yeah, you see, ladies, we've only got one request today. 1011 01:02:22,643 --> 01:02:24,633 And that's to kill you. 1012 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:27,576 [Laughing] Carson said he's gonna kill us. 1013 01:02:27,868 --> 01:02:29,792 Like that's a request. 1014 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:32,414 - All right, man, I got the blonde. - He's not kidding. 1015 01:02:32,926 --> 01:02:34,845 Go! [Screaming] 1016 01:02:42,341 --> 01:02:44,093 ♪♪ [Ballad] 1017 01:02:46,178 --> 01:02:48,264 [Sighs] 1018 01:02:48,555 --> 01:02:50,307 [Phone Ringing] 1019 01:02:52,476 --> 01:02:56,272 ♪ This is the place Where I sit ♪ - [Ringing Continues] 1020 01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:02,278 ♪ This is the part where I love you too much ♪ 1021 01:03:02,569 --> 01:03:05,906 ♪ Is this as hard as it gets ♪ 1022 01:03:13,372 --> 01:03:17,084 Um, this, uh... 1023 01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:21,588 This next song is dedicated to, uh, 1024 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,674 a friend of mine. 1025 01:03:23,966 --> 01:03:27,824 I kinda wanted to wait till she showed up to play it, but I guess she... 1026 01:03:27,849 --> 01:03:30,018 Whoo-hoo! 1027 01:03:31,473 --> 01:03:37,146 Um, the name of this song is, uh, Wish You Felt the Same. 1028 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:39,773 - [Toilet Flushing] - Hey! 1029 01:03:40,065 --> 01:03:42,776 Shut up or hold it till you get home! 1030 01:03:47,531 --> 01:03:50,218 Who do you want to kill you, huh? Eddie Murphy? Eddie told me, 1031 01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:53,872 "If I see you I want them Josie girls dead, all right? They gettin' on my nerves. I want them dead!" 1032 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:56,491 [Laughs Like Eddie Murphy] [Gasps] 1033 01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:58,917 I can't believe you're a killer! 1034 01:03:59,591 --> 01:04:02,729 - You seem so nice on TV. - Really? 1035 01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:06,803 You know, I always thought you were kinda hot. Too bad! 1036 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,643 I always thought you were kinda hot too. 1037 01:04:10,961 --> 01:04:12,157 You did? 1038 01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:14,308 - What's your sign? - Scorpio. 1039 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,244 - I'm a Cancer. [Shrieks] 1040 01:04:17,269 --> 01:04:20,022 [Laughing] Da Pussycats. 1041 01:04:20,233 --> 01:04:23,459 Da Pussycats. I gotta kill ya. Good lawd! 1042 01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:27,796 - What was that? - Chris Rock. 1043 01:04:27,821 --> 01:04:30,163 That was a terrible Chris Rock. 1044 01:04:30,282 --> 01:04:33,035 Why do you even bother doing impressions? You're not funny. 1045 01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:38,573 You know who's funny? Bill Cosby. 1046 01:04:38,707 --> 01:04:41,543 And he's going to kill you. 1047 01:04:41,835 --> 01:04:44,480 Have to stick my spoon in your pudding. 1048 01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:46,715 [Yelling] 1049 01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:54,656 No way! My favorite movie is Lady and the Tramp. 1050 01:04:54,681 --> 01:04:57,576 When the dogs are eating spaghetti and they share the same piece? 1051 01:04:57,601 --> 01:05:00,732 [Together] And their noses touch! [Laughing] 1052 01:05:01,563 --> 01:05:03,315 [Laughs, Sighs] 1053 01:05:03,607 --> 01:05:06,235 You know, if I wasn't a key player in this whole... 1054 01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:10,906 conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with pop music, 1055 01:05:11,198 --> 01:05:12,991 like, we could totally date. 1056 01:05:13,550 --> 01:05:16,220 - You think? - Oh, yeah. 1057 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:19,081 God, you're so cool, like... [Yelling] 1058 01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:23,877 Yeah, right. Like I'd ever go out with a guy like you. 1059 01:05:24,424 --> 01:05:26,754 Now, you, on the other hand... 1060 01:05:26,906 --> 01:05:29,659 Come on. Let's get outta here and find Josie. 1061 01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:32,344 Bye. 1062 01:05:32,636 --> 01:05:35,973 ♪♪ [Ballad Over Headphones] [Knocking] 1063 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:39,435 [Val] Josie? Josie, quick, open the door! 1064 01:05:39,726 --> 01:05:42,470 [Knocking Continues] Josie? 1065 01:05:44,356 --> 01:05:47,401 Jo... Josie? 1066 01:05:47,693 --> 01:05:50,717 - Josie, we have to talk to you. - How did they let the two of you in here? 1067 01:05:50,742 --> 01:05:53,896 I specifically told the front desk "no visitors." 1068 01:05:55,200 --> 01:06:00,139 - Are you okay? - Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be? 1069 01:06:01,142 --> 01:06:03,016 I have the number-one single in the country. 1070 01:06:03,308 --> 01:06:06,228 You two, on the other hand... [Mutters] 1071 01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:08,213 Should maybe be a little worried. 1072 01:06:08,505 --> 01:06:13,641 Josie, Carson Daly tried to kill us tonight, and I think it has something to do with our music. 1073 01:06:15,721 --> 01:06:20,058 Why do you call it... "our" music? 1074 01:06:20,350 --> 01:06:23,817 Becau... Are you even listening? 1075 01:06:24,163 --> 01:06:27,958 I am listening very carefully, 1076 01:06:27,983 --> 01:06:30,528 and do you know what I'm hearing? 1077 01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:35,868 I'm hearing someone glomming on to my talent... 1078 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,801 and my credit. 1079 01:06:38,006 --> 01:06:41,636 "Our" music, Mel? I basically write all of it. 1080 01:06:41,661 --> 01:06:45,749 Josie, no, you don't. We write it together. 1081 01:06:45,774 --> 01:06:49,278 Oh, okay. So if we're all doing equal amounts of work, 1082 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,675 why isn't the band called Valerie and the Pussycats? 1083 01:06:53,967 --> 01:06:58,722 I knew it. You've been thinking this the whole time. 1084 01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:03,410 I'm just... I'm just backup to you, huh? 1085 01:07:04,115 --> 01:07:06,230 Oh, but you're a good, solid backup. 1086 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:11,354 Oh, hey, Val, who's a rock star? 1087 01:07:13,111 --> 01:07:14,863 Who's a rock star? 1088 01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:19,536 I am! 1089 01:07:21,453 --> 01:07:23,372 Josie, don't do this. 1090 01:07:23,984 --> 01:07:26,141 We need to stick together now. 1091 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:29,800 Oh, my God. Melody's gonna cry. 1092 01:07:30,187 --> 01:07:33,065 What's the matter, snuggle bunny... 1093 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:36,724 Finally realizing the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows? 1094 01:07:36,802 --> 01:07:40,138 - Stop it. - Not everyone gets a happy ending, muffin. 1095 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:42,563 Stop it. And you wanna know what else? 1096 01:07:44,434 --> 01:07:47,563 Puppies turn into dogs... 1097 01:07:47,854 --> 01:07:51,275 who get old and die. 1098 01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:55,367 [Gasping] - Someday you'll thank me. 1099 01:07:56,050 --> 01:07:58,732 [Scoffs] 1100 01:07:59,051 --> 01:08:02,477 Of course, by then I won't be taking your calls. 1101 01:08:02,502 --> 01:08:05,377 ♪ This is the place where I sit ♪ 1102 01:08:07,165 --> 01:08:12,045 ♪ This is the part where I love you too much ♪ 1103 01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:15,299 ♪ Is this as hard as it gets ♪ 1104 01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:21,888 ♪ 'Cause I'm getting tired of pretending I'm tough ♪ 1105 01:08:22,172 --> 01:08:27,465 ♪ I'm here if you want me I'm yours, you can hold me ♪ 1106 01:08:27,490 --> 01:08:31,702 ♪ I'm empty and achin' and tumblin' and breakin' ♪ 1107 01:08:32,357 --> 01:08:37,029 ♪ 'Cause you don't see me ♪ 1108 01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:41,867 ♪ And you don't need me ♪ 1109 01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:46,460 ♪ And you don't love me ♪ 1110 01:08:47,579 --> 01:08:51,750 ♪ The way I wish you would ♪ 1111 01:08:52,336 --> 01:08:55,547 ♪ The way I love you ♪ 1112 01:08:55,839 --> 01:08:59,801 ♪♪ [Continues With Static, Clicking] 1113 01:09:00,093 --> 01:09:05,098 [Mr. Moviefone's Voice] You are the star! Val and Melody are mean, evil girls! 1114 01:09:05,223 --> 01:09:07,642 You should have a solo career! 1115 01:09:07,966 --> 01:09:11,637 You have the number-one single in the country! 1116 01:09:11,662 --> 01:09:16,128 Mel and Val are trying to glom on to your talent and your credit! 1117 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,122 If they're doing equal amounts of work, 1118 01:09:18,393 --> 01:09:21,286 why isn't the band called Valerie and the Pussycats? 1119 01:09:21,835 --> 01:09:26,131 They're just deadweight, Josie. 1120 01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:28,723 [Overlapping] You could be huge without them. You are the star. 1121 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:33,273 Madonna huge. Val and Melody are mean, evil girls. They talk about you behind your back. 1122 01:09:33,298 --> 01:09:36,296 Melody thinks you can't sing. Seriously. She told me. 1123 01:09:36,588 --> 01:09:41,009 Dump them. They are trying to destroy you, Josie. 1124 01:09:41,301 --> 01:09:44,096 You'll be better off without them. 1125 01:09:44,388 --> 01:09:49,976 Who's a rock star? You are! A great big rock star! 1126 01:09:50,268 --> 01:09:54,731 [Continuing, Indistinct] Go, Josie, go! Go! 1127 01:09:57,025 --> 01:09:58,819 [Player Slows, Stops] 1128 01:10:35,754 --> 01:10:40,125 - Val! - Oh, the return of the superstar! 1129 01:10:40,150 --> 01:10:42,487 What's going on? And where are Mel and Val? 1130 01:10:42,779 --> 01:10:47,117 Since when you do you care? Oh, and we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. 1131 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:50,231 - Wish I'd said it. - They're gone, Josie. 1132 01:10:50,382 --> 01:10:53,708 They're gone, and I hope you're happy. No more band. 1133 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:58,003 Just like the Beatles. Just like the Jackson Five. Just like A Flock of Seagulls. 1134 01:10:59,396 --> 01:11:01,481 [Caws] 1135 01:11:01,512 --> 01:11:04,255 - These are so good. You want one of these? - Okay, look, 1136 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,840 I never thought I would say this to you, 1137 01:11:06,918 --> 01:11:11,047 ever, but, please, would you help? 1138 01:11:13,207 --> 01:11:14,917 Now? 1139 01:11:16,288 --> 01:11:18,290 Wyatt gave me this CD of our song, 1140 01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:21,461 and it was like as soon as I heard it... I don't know. 1141 01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:23,238 What, it sucked? 1142 01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:26,698 There's something on here, I swear. 1143 01:11:26,990 --> 01:11:29,621 ♪♪ [Continues] Okay, okay, okay. 1144 01:11:30,911 --> 01:11:33,455 ♪ [Vocal Dropping out] ♪ 1145 01:11:34,956 --> 01:11:37,459 [Faint Murmuring] 1146 01:11:43,006 --> 01:11:45,258 [Mr. Moviefone's Voice] You should have a solo career! 1147 01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:48,289 You could have your own prime-time TV series! 1148 01:11:48,314 --> 01:11:52,082 We could call it Josie, and run it right after Will and Grace! 1149 01:11:52,107 --> 01:11:56,478 Oh, my God! That's Mr. Moviefone! How did you get him to put that on there? 1150 01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:59,468 [Gasps] You slept with him! 1151 01:11:59,908 --> 01:12:03,678 What are you talking about? This is on our CD. It's underneath the music. 1152 01:12:05,119 --> 01:12:09,374 Wyatt put them on there... to brainwash me. 1153 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:13,061 [Gasps Melodramatically] ♪ Dum-dum-dum ♪ Ooh, brainwashing! 1154 01:12:13,086 --> 01:12:15,714 Ooh, help! We're being brainwashed! 1155 01:12:16,373 --> 01:12:18,124 Diet Coke's the new Pepsi One. 1156 01:12:23,141 --> 01:12:25,273 "MS." 1157 01:12:25,567 --> 01:12:27,467 Main... Main system. 1158 01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:30,195 Music sequence? 1159 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,188 Oh, God. 1160 01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,366 Maybe you broke it. Whoa, I didn't touch it. 1161 01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:56,830 [Mr. Moviefone's Voice] Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever! 1162 01:12:56,855 --> 01:13:00,374 They are totally jerkin'! You must buy their CD. 1163 01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:02,460 You have to see them in concert. 1164 01:13:02,752 --> 01:13:06,381 You also have to buy Steve Madden shoes. 1165 01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:09,484 Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon. 1166 01:13:09,509 --> 01:13:13,180 You're nobody without an Abercrombie & Fitch vintage tee. 1167 01:13:13,205 --> 01:13:15,891 They're selling stuff through our music. 1168 01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:19,853 Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever! 1169 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:22,285 They're selling us through our music! 1170 01:13:22,355 --> 01:13:24,155 I knew there was a reason you were so popular. 1171 01:13:24,441 --> 01:13:28,278 I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger. 1172 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,488 Oh, my God. 1173 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:33,950 It's all my fault, everything... 1174 01:13:34,242 --> 01:13:37,264 People dressing alike, buying the same stuff. 1175 01:13:37,412 --> 01:13:39,164 I sold it to them. 1176 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,543 I'm a trend pimp. 1177 01:13:43,568 --> 01:13:46,452 Well, it stops here! I'm nobody's pimp, 1178 01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:48,943 and I'm not going to let Wyatt and Fiona get away with this. 1179 01:13:48,968 --> 01:13:51,721 We're going to the police, and we're taking this with us. 1180 01:13:52,844 --> 01:13:54,763 [Grunting] 1181 01:13:55,972 --> 01:13:57,766 Are you guys gonna help me or what? 1182 01:13:58,325 --> 01:14:02,954 Oh, I'll help. Yeah, right. 1183 01:14:02,979 --> 01:14:06,905 "Cause you know I'm just gonna let you walk right outta here and spoil everything. 1184 01:14:09,430 --> 01:14:12,694 All right, now the event I know everybody's been waiting for is finally here. 1185 01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:17,219 One night only, the worldwide live debut concert of Josie and the Pussycats. 1186 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:19,011 [Screaming, Cheering] 1187 01:14:19,036 --> 01:14:21,591 All very cool. It's gonna be live at the "Megarena"... 1188 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:23,659 with a simultaneous global web cast. 1189 01:14:23,684 --> 01:14:26,519 You can log on to mtv.com for more details. And remember: 1190 01:14:26,544 --> 01:14:30,696 You will not hear a thing without your Josie 3-D-X headphones. 1191 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:33,563 So I urge you all to pick some up. I know I bought two. 1192 01:14:33,588 --> 01:14:35,470 [Screaming, Cheering] 1193 01:14:55,549 --> 01:14:58,093 - Hi! - [Chattering] 1194 01:15:03,515 --> 01:15:07,060 Oh, look at the pouty girl. Boo-hoo! 1195 01:15:07,352 --> 01:15:10,647 Well, you better snap out of it, red, 'cause you've got a show to put on! 1196 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:14,449 Are you kidding? I'm not gonna play, help you send messages to those kids. 1197 01:15:14,474 --> 01:15:17,846 - Forget it. I'm done. - Oh, look who's got all principled all of a sudden. 1198 01:15:18,271 --> 01:15:21,232 You didn't seem to mind when your song went to number one! 1199 01:15:21,257 --> 01:15:25,074 You should kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you. 1200 01:15:25,495 --> 01:15:28,540 I made you a rock star. 1201 01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:30,725 [Chanting] Josie! Josie! - Tell me you don't love that. 1202 01:15:31,209 --> 01:15:34,337 Look, I said forget it, all right? Now, find yourself another girl. 1203 01:15:34,362 --> 01:15:37,240 [Groans] Yeah, you see, I would, 1204 01:15:37,692 --> 01:15:39,819 but everybody's already here! 1205 01:15:39,951 --> 01:15:42,203 - [Chanting] Josie! Josie! - Too bad. 1206 01:15:42,762 --> 01:15:45,747 - Wyatt. - Josie! 1207 01:15:45,772 --> 01:15:49,693 - Val, Mel! - Don't talk to her. You're wasting your time. 1208 01:15:50,170 --> 01:15:52,964 Miss Diva over here doesn't care if you do something to us. 1209 01:15:52,989 --> 01:15:55,653 No, that's not true. That's not true Now you guys, just listen to me. 1210 01:15:55,678 --> 01:15:57,805 I didn't mean any of that stuff that I said before. 1211 01:15:57,894 --> 01:16:02,052 Fiona and Wyatt have put subliminal message tracks underneath our music... 1212 01:16:02,077 --> 01:16:04,367 Can it, rusty. Your story's boring. 1213 01:16:04,659 --> 01:16:10,123 Wyatt, why don't you show these two lovely young ladies what we have for them this evening? 1214 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:11,446 Gladly, my darling. 1215 01:16:17,572 --> 01:16:22,218 - A car! Val, I won a car! - No, you didn't win a car. 1216 01:16:22,243 --> 01:16:25,622 - Oh, my God, you won a car! - No one won a car! 1217 01:16:27,330 --> 01:16:31,708 The car... is about to be a part of history... 1218 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,568 if you decide not to play tonight. 1219 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:39,736 Hi. I'm Serena Altschul with MTV breaking news. 1220 01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:43,423 The Josie and the Pussycats' debut concert was unexpectedly canceled... 1221 01:16:43,556 --> 01:16:46,117 when an automobile exploded in the stadium parking lot. 1222 01:16:46,142 --> 01:16:50,371 The passengers were identified as Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine, 1223 01:16:50,396 --> 01:16:52,857 two of the founding members of the popular rock band. 1224 01:16:53,082 --> 01:16:57,095 Investigators on the scene were quoted as saying the two died a slow, fiery death... 1225 01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,448 inside the four-wheeled hell pit. 1226 01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:03,740 We're told that Josie will be releasing a statement... 1227 01:17:03,765 --> 01:17:06,706 to the press within the hour to comment on this tragedy. 1228 01:17:06,986 --> 01:17:10,401 Yes, Josie, what are your comments? We're all gagging to know. 1229 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:12,621 Roast your friends, or play the show? 1230 01:17:12,646 --> 01:17:14,585 Play your show? Roast the friends? What's it to be? 1231 01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:16,965 All right! 1232 01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:19,217 I'll play. 1233 01:17:19,929 --> 01:17:21,931 See, Val? She still likes us! 1234 01:17:24,472 --> 01:17:28,425 Mel, of course I do. You guys are my best friends on the planet. 1235 01:17:30,032 --> 01:17:34,167 Look, I know that friends don't treat each other the way I treated you guys. 1236 01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:38,211 But you've got to believe me. If I could just go back in time, I'd take it all back. 1237 01:17:38,503 --> 01:17:44,050 That would be cool. If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy. 1238 01:17:44,075 --> 01:17:46,411 Mel, I love that about you. 1239 01:17:46,703 --> 01:17:49,139 I love that you think that everything is possible... 1240 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:52,218 and that this world is such a great place, because you know what? 1241 01:17:52,494 --> 01:17:54,121 It is. 1242 01:17:54,238 --> 01:17:58,548 And I'm so sorry if, for one second, I made you think that it wasn't. 1243 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:02,135 And, Val... Val, 1244 01:18:02,694 --> 01:18:04,946 you bought me my first guitar. 1245 01:18:05,411 --> 01:18:08,124 And, you know, we may have started this band together, 1246 01:18:08,149 --> 01:18:11,484 but the only reason that we've come this far is because of you. 1247 01:18:12,477 --> 01:18:15,392 Now, look. I don't care if we're Josie and the Pussycats... 1248 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:20,111 or Valerie and the Pussycats or whoever and the Pussycats. 1249 01:18:20,142 --> 01:18:22,803 It doesn't matter as long as we're together. 1250 01:18:23,719 --> 01:18:28,307 You're my sister, Val. I love you. 1251 01:18:30,496 --> 01:18:32,916 I love you too, Jose. 1252 01:18:33,201 --> 01:18:36,736 - And I love you, Val. - And I love you, Mel. 1253 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:38,983 And I love you, Josie. 1254 01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:42,337 - And I... - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 1255 01:18:42,362 --> 01:18:44,385 Everyone loves everyone. 1256 01:18:44,610 --> 01:18:47,071 Now, let's get this show started! 1257 01:18:47,430 --> 01:18:50,700 [Chanting] We want the show! We want the show! 1258 01:18:50,949 --> 01:18:52,393 We want the show! 1259 01:18:52,952 --> 01:18:55,246 So what is it this time, Fiona... 1260 01:18:55,271 --> 01:18:57,730 Cross-trainers, pizza bagels, lip gloss? 1261 01:18:57,755 --> 01:19:00,652 Oh, it's bigger... Much, much bigger. 1262 01:19:01,468 --> 01:19:06,070 You're gonna have a pretty hard time selling secret messages once your secret's out. 1263 01:19:06,362 --> 01:19:09,441 Oh, and tell me, cookie... Who will believe you? 1264 01:19:09,466 --> 01:19:13,288 Who will get behind the ridiculous ramblings of one silly, powerless girl? 1265 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,211 We will. 1266 01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,213 Who the hell are you? 1267 01:19:25,429 --> 01:19:27,379 Someone you thought you'd gotten rid of. 1268 01:19:27,404 --> 01:19:30,848 - Oh, my God, it's Les from Dujour! - Les? 1269 01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:33,993 I tried to warn you... The message on your mirror. 1270 01:19:34,018 --> 01:19:37,038 That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom. 1271 01:19:37,063 --> 01:19:38,360 [Muffled] I love you, Les! 1272 01:19:38,385 --> 01:19:42,554 - But I thought you guys were killed in a plane crash. - That's what I thought. Wyatt? 1273 01:19:42,986 --> 01:19:46,489 Oh, well, we managed to land the plane just fine. 1274 01:19:46,781 --> 01:19:49,659 Unfortunately, it was in the parking lot of a Metallica show. 1275 01:19:52,704 --> 01:19:55,039 Well, the fans beat the crap out of us. 1276 01:19:55,331 --> 01:19:57,583 Well, you don't look too bad. 1277 01:19:57,875 --> 01:20:01,353 And I thank God every day I knew the words to Enter Sandman. 1278 01:20:02,647 --> 01:20:05,149 [Muffled, Indistinct] 1279 01:20:05,174 --> 01:20:09,804 Word, Doc. She's not gonna get away with it... not this time. 1280 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:13,998 Let's get 'em, boys, Dujour-style! [Moaning] 1281 01:20:14,023 --> 01:20:16,108 - [Monkey Screeching] - [Crashing] 1282 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:19,022 Anyway... 1283 01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:23,818 - Oh, now, come on! - [Crowd Chanting] 1284 01:20:24,110 --> 01:20:26,112 Josie! Josie! 1285 01:20:26,810 --> 01:20:28,729 Josie! 1286 01:20:29,907 --> 01:20:31,909 Boy, you almost got me. 1287 01:20:32,201 --> 01:20:35,520 Honestly, girls all over the world would kill to be in your shoes, 1288 01:20:35,545 --> 01:20:37,498 and here you stand, running away from it. 1289 01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:39,091 Why? 1290 01:20:39,116 --> 01:20:42,819 So you could go crawling back to "Shitdale" and spend the rest of your life... 1291 01:20:42,844 --> 01:20:46,449 being washed up with your loser friends, Dopey and Mopey there? 1292 01:20:46,474 --> 01:20:47,767 [Scoffs] 1293 01:20:49,706 --> 01:20:50,999 That's it. 1294 01:20:51,356 --> 01:20:54,244 ♪ Well, I'm just outta school ♪ [Screams] 1295 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:56,199 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool got the message that I ♪ 1296 01:20:56,224 --> 01:20:58,999 ♪ Gotta be a wild one ♪ Just stop right there, missy. 1297 01:20:59,024 --> 01:21:02,297 Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy. 1298 01:21:02,322 --> 01:21:04,364 [Grunting] - ♪ Gonna break it loose, gonna keep 'em movin' wild ♪ 1299 01:21:04,388 --> 01:21:07,670 ♪ Gonna keep a-swingin', baby, ♪ ♪ I'm a real wild child ♪ 1300 01:21:07,695 --> 01:21:11,199 [Screaming] You bitch! 1301 01:21:14,510 --> 01:21:17,263 ♪ I'm a real wild one and I like wild fun ♪ 1302 01:21:17,288 --> 01:21:21,740 ♪ In a world gone crazy everything seems hazy, I'm a wild one ♪ 1303 01:21:21,765 --> 01:21:23,513 ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ - You want some? 1304 01:21:23,538 --> 01:21:24,091 No, no! 1305 01:21:24,116 --> 01:21:24,968 Come on! Bring it! 1306 01:21:24,993 --> 01:21:27,538 ♪ We're gonna break it loose gotta keep it movin' wild ♪ 1307 01:21:27,563 --> 01:21:31,317 ♪ Gonna keep a-swingin', baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 1308 01:21:31,719 --> 01:21:34,430 [Both Squealing] 1309 01:21:36,974 --> 01:21:40,812 [Yelling] 1310 01:21:41,371 --> 01:21:44,248 No, baby, no! Let go! Let go! Let go! 1311 01:21:44,905 --> 01:21:47,068 [Grunts, Groans] 1312 01:21:47,386 --> 01:21:48,386 Ooh! 1313 01:21:53,196 --> 01:21:54,717 Ooh! [Chuckles] 1314 01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:57,550 What are you gonna do, kill me with the guitar? 1315 01:21:57,694 --> 01:22:00,780 Who's gonna go up there and sing? You need me, remember? 1316 01:22:00,889 --> 01:22:04,602 Need you? Doll, I created you, 1317 01:22:04,627 --> 01:22:07,380 and, believe me, I can destroy you. 1318 01:22:07,672 --> 01:22:09,757 [Yelling] 1319 01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:13,636 - [Feedback Screeching] - [Screaming] 1320 01:22:18,349 --> 01:22:19,976 I'm sorry. Did you need that? 1321 01:22:20,879 --> 01:22:23,306 Wyatt! Fix it! 1322 01:22:23,331 --> 01:22:25,998 You... what's your job? Fix this! 1323 01:22:26,272 --> 01:22:30,102 Oh, it's too late! They're already taking off the ears! 1324 01:22:31,925 --> 01:22:35,705 [Mr. Moviefone's Voice] Fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world! 1325 01:22:35,730 --> 01:22:41,055 Everybody loves Fiona! She's got the best hair and the most awesome clothes! 1326 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:45,685 And she's so thin! I know I want to be just like Fiona! 1327 01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:48,754 That's the secret message that you wanted to send out... 1328 01:22:49,433 --> 01:22:51,477 That you're cool? 1329 01:22:52,567 --> 01:22:54,318 What? 1330 01:22:54,343 --> 01:22:57,114 - That's not me, I swear. - [Fiona's Voice] You're not doing it right! 1331 01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,366 [Mr. Moviefone's Voice] Hey, that's my job! [Crashing, Struggling] 1332 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,494 [Fiona's Voice, Lisping] If I wath a guy, I'd so woulda athk her out. 1333 01:23:01,784 --> 01:23:04,985 And if I wath a girl, I'd want to be her betht friend forever. 1334 01:23:05,009 --> 01:23:06,415 What's wrong with your voice? 1335 01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:10,318 We'd have thlumber parties and thtay up braiding each otherth hair and we'd have tickle fights! 1336 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:14,155 - [Laughing] - Oh, thure. 1337 01:23:14,447 --> 01:23:16,657 Go ahead and laugh. 1338 01:23:16,949 --> 01:23:21,996 You don't know what it'th like to be teathed and ridiculed your whole life. 1339 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:29,045 The thells thilver thwans down by the theathore. Theven thilver... 1340 01:23:29,337 --> 01:23:31,672 The thwims... 1341 01:23:31,964 --> 01:23:35,015 I tried, didn't I? [Sighs] 1342 01:23:36,135 --> 01:23:39,347 All I ever wanted wath to be popular. 1343 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:42,583 - Tell me, ith that tho bad? - Lisa. 1344 01:23:45,853 --> 01:23:50,358 - What did you call me? - Lisa Snyder? 1345 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:52,610 "Lithping Litha"? 1346 01:23:52,902 --> 01:23:55,488 That-That-That wath my nickname in thchool. 1347 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:58,372 Huntington High School. 1348 01:24:00,088 --> 01:24:04,914 Lisa, it's me... Wally. "White-ass Wally." 1349 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:10,801 White-ass Wally? The albino kid? That'th impothible. 1350 01:24:10,826 --> 01:24:13,990 - Firtht of all, he wathn't Britith. - I'm not. 1351 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:16,820 [American Accent] I just started talking like that because... 1352 01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,344 I thought it would make me more attractive. 1353 01:24:19,369 --> 01:24:24,106 - He wath tho pale. - [Chuckles] Makeup. 1354 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:27,662 I-I-I learned to thpeak without a lithp. 1355 01:24:28,026 --> 01:24:29,235 Look! 1356 01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:33,709 Look! 1357 01:24:37,937 --> 01:24:42,082 I can't believe it'th you. Ithn't it the thtrangetht cointhidenth? 1358 01:24:46,914 --> 01:24:48,833 Wait. 1359 01:24:49,392 --> 01:24:51,143 [Exhales] 1360 01:24:51,398 --> 01:24:54,588 Oh, I've been holding that in for the past 15 years. 1361 01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:57,149 This is so romantic. 1362 01:24:57,174 --> 01:25:00,261 Yeah, in a... creepy, ironic sort of way. 1363 01:25:02,763 --> 01:25:05,099 So, what's the moral of the story here... 1364 01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:07,518 Freaks should date other freaks? 1365 01:25:07,810 --> 01:25:11,188 No, I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. 1366 01:25:11,747 --> 01:25:15,710 This whole time we've been spending all this money on expensive clothes to impress people. 1367 01:25:15,735 --> 01:25:19,072 Never made me happy. No! Happ... Oh, my gosh. 1368 01:25:19,097 --> 01:25:22,744 Happiness is on the inside. I'm not this. I'm not what I wear. 1369 01:25:22,908 --> 01:25:25,244 [Shouting] I'm not what I wear! 1370 01:25:25,431 --> 01:25:27,955 You should think about this. [Chuckles] 1371 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,016 Oh, please. Unlike you bunch of whack jobs, I am perfect just as I am. 1372 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:36,814 Holy shit! That girl's got a skunk on her head! 1373 01:25:37,596 --> 01:25:41,594 Oh, geez. That's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up. 1374 01:25:42,469 --> 01:25:45,406 - Who are you? - I'm Agent Kelly. I'm with the government. 1375 01:25:45,431 --> 01:25:47,429 Oh, thank God! Did you know... 1376 01:25:47,805 --> 01:25:53,319 that Fiona and Wyatt are using that machine to send subliminal messages through our music? 1377 01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:56,495 They're trying to create an army of mindless teenagers, 1378 01:25:56,609 --> 01:26:00,128 to make them buy things and even control their thoughts. 1379 01:26:00,153 --> 01:26:01,837 They what? 1380 01:26:01,862 --> 01:26:04,378 Oh, come on. You knew about thith from the very beginning. 1381 01:26:04,403 --> 01:26:07,873 - Gentlemen, arrest that woman and that man... - What? 1382 01:26:07,898 --> 01:26:11,630 On charges of conspiracy against the youth of America. 1383 01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:15,728 - You can't be theriouth. - Oh, I'm serious, ma'am. 1384 01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:18,673 This is a very serious offense. 1385 01:26:18,964 --> 01:26:21,533 Sorry Fiona, but they're on to us and somebody's got to take the fall. 1386 01:26:21,558 --> 01:26:23,636 You bastard! 1387 01:26:23,928 --> 01:26:28,265 Besides, after the concert, we were gonna shut down your entire operation anyway. 1388 01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:32,079 We found that subliminal messages work much better in movies. 1389 01:26:32,705 --> 01:26:34,290 [Mr. Moviefone] 1390 01:26:34,647 --> 01:26:36,982 All right, let's go. 1391 01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:41,510 Well, now that you girls are done saving the world, 1392 01:26:42,029 --> 01:26:44,699 I think you have a concert to play. [Audience Cheering] 1393 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:52,498 [Man On P.A.] Give it up for Josie and the Pussycats! 1394 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:55,000 [Audience Screaming] 1395 01:26:55,292 --> 01:26:58,379 [Chanting] Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! 1396 01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:02,007 Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! 1397 01:27:02,299 --> 01:27:07,096 Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! 1398 01:27:07,947 --> 01:27:10,825 [Whistling] Josie! Josie! 1399 01:27:13,310 --> 01:27:16,272 [Crowd Quiets] 1400 01:27:19,219 --> 01:27:21,277 [Feedback Screeches] Whoa. 1401 01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:29,702 I'm gonna take these off. 1402 01:27:40,129 --> 01:27:41,922 Stop! 1403 01:27:46,277 --> 01:27:51,115 I know you all came out here tonight because you heard something that you liked on our CD. 1404 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:52,933 [Scattered Cheers] 1405 01:27:54,935 --> 01:27:58,939 We're gonna play something different for you tonight... something you haven't heard. 1406 01:28:01,030 --> 01:28:04,420 It's cool if you like it. It's all right if you don't. 1407 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:08,000 Just... decide for yourselves. 1408 01:28:10,032 --> 01:28:13,759 This is for someone who said he believed in me. 1409 01:28:15,206 --> 01:28:17,500 Kinda wish he was here now. 1410 01:28:23,151 --> 01:28:27,106 ♪ Na, na, na Na, na, na, nah ♪ 1411 01:28:27,131 --> 01:28:31,585 ♪ Na, na, na Na, na, na, nah ♪ 1412 01:28:31,610 --> 01:28:35,322 ♪ Na, na, na Na, na, nah ♪ 1413 01:28:35,638 --> 01:28:38,979 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1414 01:28:41,315 --> 01:28:43,683 ♪ One, two One, two, three ♪ 1415 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:47,492 ♪ Spin around, come back home You're running out on a line ♪ 1416 01:28:47,517 --> 01:28:50,286 ♪ Sometimes feel I'm goin' out of my mind ♪ 1417 01:28:50,311 --> 01:28:54,937 ♪ Stunned here waiting for anyone to take the time ♪ 1418 01:28:54,962 --> 01:28:58,535 ♪ Spin around, we get further and further away ♪ 1419 01:28:58,935 --> 01:29:01,435 ♪ Smile and wave ain't got nothin' to say ♪ 1420 01:29:01,518 --> 01:29:06,700 ♪ Stunned here waiting for anyone to take the time ♪ 1421 01:29:06,725 --> 01:29:11,235 ♪ To change my mind this time ♪ 1422 01:29:13,108 --> 01:29:18,633 ♪ Well, I've been starin' at the sun sometime ♪ 1423 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:24,000 ♪ It gets dark inside but I don't mind ♪ 1424 01:29:25,020 --> 01:29:29,691 ♪ And if you're gone it's like I'm goin' blind ♪ 1425 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:34,899 ♪ I can't get by this time ♪ 1426 01:29:35,312 --> 01:29:39,126 ♪ Spin around Come down now 'cause it's all getting clear ♪ 1427 01:29:39,259 --> 01:29:42,110 ♪ Everything you've ever wanted is here ♪ 1428 01:29:42,135 --> 01:29:46,702 ♪ We never needed anyone to change our minds ♪ 1429 01:29:46,762 --> 01:29:49,295 ♪ Don't waste our time ♪ 1430 01:29:49,655 --> 01:29:52,736 ♪ We're fine ♪ 1431 01:29:53,335 --> 01:29:58,721 ♪ Well, I've been starin' at the sun sometime ♪ 1432 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:04,924 ♪ It gets dark inside but I don't mind ♪ 1433 01:30:05,224 --> 01:30:09,759 ♪ And if you're gone it's like I'm goin' blind ♪ 1434 01:30:09,784 --> 01:30:15,289 ♪ I can't get by this time ♪ 1435 01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:18,412 Josie! Josie! 1436 01:30:18,704 --> 01:30:20,331 - Alan M.! - Josie! 1437 01:30:21,172 --> 01:30:24,393 - What are you doing here? - I have to tell you that... 1438 01:30:24,418 --> 01:30:28,404 even though you don't feel the same way about me as I do about you, 1439 01:30:28,696 --> 01:30:30,566 and even though you didn't come to my gig... 1440 01:30:30,771 --> 01:30:33,637 What do you mean? Wyatt told me it was canceled! 1441 01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:35,721 That dick! 1442 01:30:36,072 --> 01:30:41,076 What did you mean about the I-don't-feel- the-same-way-about-you-as-you-do-about-me? 1443 01:30:41,101 --> 01:30:45,020 That's what I came here to tell you! Josie McCoy, I... 1444 01:30:45,245 --> 01:30:47,747 [All Gasp] 1445 01:30:49,662 --> 01:30:52,248 I love you! 1446 01:30:52,321 --> 01:30:54,281 [Audience Screams] 1447 01:30:54,573 --> 01:30:58,458 I love you too! I always have! 1448 01:31:05,002 --> 01:31:07,472 - Hi. - Hi. 1449 01:31:10,464 --> 01:31:12,508 [Audience Screams, Whistles] 1450 01:31:19,974 --> 01:31:21,149 Damn. 1451 01:31:25,037 --> 01:31:28,415 Oh. Right. [Stammering] 1452 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:30,150 I love you. 1453 01:31:36,202 --> 01:31:38,867 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1454 01:31:38,892 --> 01:31:41,699 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1455 01:31:41,991 --> 01:31:44,026 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la ♪ 1456 01:31:44,051 --> 01:31:45,874 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1457 01:31:47,292 --> 01:31:50,312 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1458 01:31:50,337 --> 01:31:52,869 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1459 01:31:52,969 --> 01:31:55,559 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la ♪ 1460 01:31:55,724 --> 01:31:58,059 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1461 01:31:58,445 --> 01:32:01,420 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1462 01:32:01,445 --> 01:32:04,522 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la-la ♪ 1463 01:32:04,702 --> 01:32:06,803 ♪ La-la-la, La-la-la ♪ 1464 01:32:06,828 --> 01:32:08,897 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1465 01:32:09,189 --> 01:32:12,568 ♪ Spin around and around and around and around ♪ 1466 01:32:12,731 --> 01:32:15,178 ♪ Never wanna come back down ♪ 1467 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:18,261 ♪ 'Cause everything you've lost I've found ♪ 1468 01:32:18,414 --> 01:32:20,617 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1469 01:32:20,801 --> 01:32:23,287 ♪ Spin around and around and ♪ 1470 01:32:23,579 --> 01:32:26,248 ♪ Spin around and around and ♪ 1471 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:29,418 ♪ Spin around and around and ♪ 1472 01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:32,354 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1473 01:32:32,605 --> 01:32:40,227 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1474 01:32:41,353 --> 01:32:43,396 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1475 01:32:43,515 --> 01:32:45,225 [Audience Screaming] 1476 01:32:47,269 --> 01:32:50,105 ♪♪ [Rock] 1477 01:32:58,081 --> 01:33:01,836 [Blows Raspberry] - [Laughs] Contain the excitement. 1478 01:33:01,914 --> 01:33:04,501 ♪ Josie and the Pussycats ♪ 1479 01:33:04,703 --> 01:33:07,172 - Why'd you have to hit me, man? - It was just never gonna stop. 1480 01:33:07,539 --> 01:33:09,942 ♪ Guitars and Marshall stacks ♪ 1481 01:33:09,967 --> 01:33:11,580 ♪ Hot, sweet, supercool ♪ 1482 01:33:11,611 --> 01:33:14,434 ♪ Don't you know these kids rule Hurry, hurry ♪ 1483 01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:17,453 ♪ We've been goin' over the master plan ♪ 1484 01:33:17,487 --> 01:33:21,887 ♪ Driving in a custom-painted van ♪ Practicin' for hours ♪ 1485 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:26,040 ♪ Don't you know that soon no matter where ya go we'll be on the radio ♪ 1486 01:33:27,914 --> 01:33:29,770 [Feedback Screeches] 1487 01:33:30,081 --> 01:33:33,793 [Snickers] Did you see me hit my nose on the microphone? 1488 01:33:34,066 --> 01:33:38,153 From this command center we control everything... 1489 01:33:38,445 --> 01:33:40,781 except what I'm gonna say next. 1490 01:33:41,073 --> 01:33:44,368 I can't even believe that they let me bring... [Laughs] 1491 01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:48,532 You slept with him! [Laughs] 1492 01:33:48,564 --> 01:33:50,112 Yeah, you better get his mama to get him a new face. 1493 01:33:50,136 --> 01:33:50,892 Ah-ah-ah. 1494 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,253 - You know my mom's dead. - That's just... 1495 01:33:53,544 --> 01:33:56,588 - [All Laugh] - Next up on weather... 1496 01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,633 - [Snarling] - What is wrong with you? 1497 01:33:59,788 --> 01:34:02,300 Goodness, won't somebody please save us? 1498 01:34:02,694 --> 01:34:04,571 [Laughing] 1499 01:34:05,021 --> 01:34:06,764 ♪ Goin' triple platinum ♪ 1500 01:34:06,797 --> 01:34:09,066 ♪ You just watch us climbin' up the Billboard charts ♪ 1501 01:34:09,091 --> 01:34:11,815 ♪ Breakin' records breakin' hearts ♪ - Hey, those are my bunny ears! 1502 01:34:16,368 --> 01:34:17,793 [Beeps] Sh... 1503 01:34:17,851 --> 01:34:23,012 This is what our operation... I just spat right in the camera. 1504 01:34:24,841 --> 01:34:27,647 ♪ Even though we're playin' in our garage ♪ 1505 01:34:27,672 --> 01:34:30,660 ♪ Soon we'll have a massive entourage ♪ 1506 01:34:30,685 --> 01:34:32,339 ♪ Goin' triple platinum ♪ 1507 01:34:32,364 --> 01:34:34,633 ♪ You just watch us climbin' up the Billboard charts ♪ 1508 01:34:34,678 --> 01:34:37,531 ♪ Breakin' records breakin' hearts ♪ 1509 01:34:37,963 --> 01:34:42,176 Yeah, right. 'Cause you know I'm just gonna... [Laughs] 1510 01:34:43,274 --> 01:34:46,767 ♪ Let's go Josie and the Pussycats ♪ 1511 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:49,635 ♪ Long tails and ears for hats ♪ 1512 01:34:49,660 --> 01:34:52,102 ♪ We know just where it's at ♪ [Karate Sounds] 1513 01:34:52,394 --> 01:34:55,189 ♪ East, west, north or south ♪ - [Giggling] 1514 01:34:55,399 --> 01:34:58,108 ♪ Guaranteed to rock the house ♪ 1515 01:34:58,259 --> 01:35:00,534 ♪ Josie and the Pussycats ♪ 1516 01:35:00,559 --> 01:35:02,937 [Screaming] 1517 01:35:03,155 --> 01:35:08,208 ♪ Josie and the Pussycats ♪ [Laughing] 1518 01:35:13,957 --> 01:35:17,794 ♪♪ [Men Vocalizing] 1519 01:35:18,086 --> 01:35:22,132 ♪ They say this kind of love is wrong but you know it feels so right ♪ 1520 01:35:22,424 --> 01:35:26,428 ♪ Running my hands across your cheeks, they're oh-so smooth and white ♪ 1521 01:35:26,542 --> 01:35:30,515 ♪ So leave the light on, baby and unlock your back door ♪ 1522 01:35:30,807 --> 01:35:35,062 ♪ I'll be comin' through that way tonight to love you for sure ♪ 1523 01:35:35,354 --> 01:35:39,524 ♪ Lyin' on your bed Starin' up at the moon ♪ 1524 01:35:39,816 --> 01:35:42,986 ♪ You got me crazy Gotta love you soon ♪ 1525 01:35:43,278 --> 01:35:45,739 ♪ I'm your backdoor lover ♪ 1526 01:35:46,031 --> 01:35:47,871 ♪ Comin' from behind with the lights down low ♪ 1527 01:35:48,158 --> 01:35:50,042 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 1528 01:35:50,067 --> 01:35:52,513 ♪ Just you and me No one has to know ♪ 1529 01:35:52,537 --> 01:35:54,047 ♪ Backdoor lover ♪ 1530 01:35:54,072 --> 01:35:56,476 ♪ Let me meet you there at your secret spot ♪ 1531 01:35:56,500 --> 01:36:02,089 ♪ I'll show you a love that's more than hot ♪ 1532 01:36:02,381 --> 01:36:06,359 ♪ Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says ♪ 1533 01:36:06,384 --> 01:36:09,212 ♪ It looks like you're wearin' some kind of disguise ♪ 1534 01:36:09,237 --> 01:36:12,648 ♪ Because your hair sticks up Your shoes are untied ♪ 1535 01:36:12,683 --> 01:36:15,858 ♪ I hope that you got that shirt at half price ♪ 1536 01:36:15,883 --> 01:36:19,039 ♪ And every word I say falls flat on the floor ♪ 1537 01:36:19,064 --> 01:36:22,626 ♪ I try to tell a joke He's heard it before ♪ 1538 01:36:22,651 --> 01:36:25,921 ♪ And I don't think that I can take it no more ♪ 1539 01:36:25,946 --> 01:36:29,540 ♪ He's driving me right out my front door ♪ 1540 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:32,786 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 1541 01:36:33,078 --> 01:36:36,046 ♪ You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy ♪ 1542 01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:39,459 ♪ You know if I could I'd do anything for you ♪ 1543 01:36:39,751 --> 01:36:42,921 ♪ Please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 1544 01:36:43,213 --> 01:36:46,390 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 1545 01:36:46,508 --> 01:36:49,685 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 1546 01:36:49,880 --> 01:36:51,480 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 1547 01:36:51,505 --> 01:36:53,116 ♪ Dujour around the world ♪ 1548 01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:56,727 ♪ Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour Nobody ♪ 1549 01:36:57,019 --> 01:37:01,456 ♪ Bangin' 'round the world with Wish you could be friends with DuJour ♪ 1550 01:37:01,481 --> 01:37:05,460 ♪ We're number one and stayin' at the top of our game ♪ 1551 01:37:05,485 --> 01:37:09,865 ♪ From east to west, we know you already know our name ♪ 1552 01:37:10,157 --> 01:37:13,475 ♪ Dujour around the world forever ♪ 1553 01:37:13,577 --> 01:37:18,248 ♪ Yeah, flyin' so high in all kinds of weather ♪ 1554 01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:21,248 ♪ We're number one in this game ♪ 1555 01:37:21,342 --> 01:37:24,880 ♪ And I think you know our name is ♪ 1556 01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:29,433 ♪ Dujour Nobody rocks the mike like Dujour ♪ 1557 01:37:29,509 --> 01:37:34,389 ♪ Dujour Ride on yourmotorbike with Dujour ♪ 1558 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:41,897 ♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen ♪ 1559 01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:44,316 ♪ Brown paper magazine ♪ 1560 01:37:44,608 --> 01:37:46,818 ♪ Hotter than you've ever seen ♪ 1561 01:37:47,110 --> 01:37:49,071 ♪ Everywhere and in between ♪ 1562 01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:51,823 ♪ I'm a 10-ticket thrill ride ♪ 1563 01:37:52,115 --> 01:37:54,201 ♪ Don't you wanna come inside ♪ 1564 01:37:54,493 --> 01:37:57,054 ♪ A five-star triple threat Hardest of the hard to get ♪ 1565 01:37:57,079 --> 01:37:59,615 ♪ No one's little reprobate Ain't seen nothin' like me yet ♪ 1566 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,725 ♪ It took six whole hours ♪ 1567 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:04,176 ♪ And five long days ♪ 1568 01:38:04,211 --> 01:38:07,714 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 1569 01:38:08,965 --> 01:38:11,385 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 1570 01:38:11,676 --> 01:38:14,721 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 1571 01:38:15,013 --> 01:38:19,893 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 1572 01:38:20,584 --> 01:38:22,377 [Man] Jerkin'!