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<b><font color="yellow" size=40>Chronicle [2012]</font></b>

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[Rustling]
[Young Man Breathing]

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[Zipper Unzipping]

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[Thuds]
[Banging]

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[Young Man] What do you want?
[Man] Why is this door locked, Andrew?

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I'm getting ready for school.

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[Bangs]
Open this door, Andrew.

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Listen to me.
No, you're drunk.

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I'm what?

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Excuse me?

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I said unlock the door.

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Andrew?

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Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m.,
and you are drunk.

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Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk
or not, you little shit. Aren't you?

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What are you doing in there, huh?
[Bangs]

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I'm filming this.
Huh?

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What? I bought a camera, and I'm
filming everything from here on out.

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[Footsteps Departing]

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[Train Whistle Blows
In Distance]

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[Woman On TV] And it's yours right
now for only 4 61 50!/ Yeah!

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[Andrew]
Mom? Mom.

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[[Murmurs]]
Hey.

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Say hello
to my new camera for me.

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Who's the audience? Just the millions
of people that are watching at home.

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Do I look awful?
No, no, no, Mom.

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You look-
You look great.

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It's a nice camera.
[Chuckles] Well, thanks, Mom.

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[Horn Honking]

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,ff [Car Stereo." Rock]

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So, um, should I ask
about the camera or-

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[Andrew] Uh, I don't know.
I'm- I'm filming things now.

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I'm filming everything.
You're filming everything?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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[Singing Along To Stereo]
J Why is everyone so obsessed? J

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,P Money can't buy us happiness ,P
Wow.

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; We should all slow down
and enjoy right now ,P

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J Look to their left ;

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; Everybody look to their right ;

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God, make it stop.

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J Cha-ching, cha-ching ;

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[Chuckles]
J Ain't about the- yeah- ba-bling, ba-bling ;

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; Want to make the world dance J

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; Forget about the price tag ,VJ

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Have you ever read
any Arthur Schopenhauer?

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[Andrew]
No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?

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He's, um- He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.

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For school?
No, no.

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Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...

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as beings of pure will, right?
Okay.

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So all emotional and physical desires
can never be fulfilled.

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So basically you're telling me
that I should give up on life.

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Yes. [Chuckles] Okay.

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[Student] Come on, man!
[Andrew] Oh, God.

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I'll see you later.
[Student #21 All right, dude. Peace.

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Learning time.

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Get out of the way.

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[Andrew] Are you not coming in?
I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?

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Uh, you're gonna be late
for first period.

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Yeah. I'll pick you up after seventh.
 [Rock]

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[Chattering] [Andrew
] This is my school.

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I guess.

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[Shouts, Laughs]
[Andrew] Okay.

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[Shouting Continues]

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Hey, you! Hey, guy.
Vote for Steve for senior class president.

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Vote for Steve.
Yeah, I got it.

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[Andrew]
This is where I eat lunch.

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[Whistle Blows]
Out here on the bleachers.

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...four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one-

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[Male Coach] 'Cause I don't wanna
see anybody pull up- That's right.

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Way to your left. There you go, Jack.
That's right. Okay.

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[Bag Rustling]
A cohesive unit today.

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[Chips Crunching]
...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

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I don't want to see
any crap out there. All right?

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[An 1
...T-o-R-Y!

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Whoo! [Coach] Good job.
All right.

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Hi.

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[Andrew]
Hey.

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Could you not videotape us, please?
it's really creepy.

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Uh, no. I wasn't-

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Hi! This is the hallway
where my locker is.

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[Groans]
What is this?

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What's up, Detmer?
[All Chattering]

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Wow, you should be on television.
Man, you're on a film, man.

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Pretty on camera.

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Smile, man. You look pretty.
You gonna cry? You gonna cry?

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[Bell Rings] [Andrew] Sean, come on.
Give it back.

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Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?

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Here you go. Here she is.
In one piece.

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- Oh! - [Andrew] Oh, guys.

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[Sean] Almost.
[Chuckles] [Andrew Groans]

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[Andrew] Assholes! Come on!

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All right.
You ready to bounce? Yeah.

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[Chuckling, Chattering]

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There's a party tonight.

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Okay.

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Haven Hills.

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[Andrew] Wait.
I thought Haven Hills was closed.

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It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?

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No.

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When was the last time you went to a party?
I don't go to parties.

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You're a senior. You are a senior.
I don't go to parties.

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Just come.
I'll think about it, okay?

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Okay.

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But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?

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What?

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Maybe leave your camera at home.

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Why?
Because it's a little weird.

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It serves a purpose.

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I'm- I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?

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This is me being your friend
and telling you...

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you should probably
not take the camera to a party.

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[Andrew]
Okay.

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This is my street.

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And those are the official
douche bags of my street.

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What the hell's that?
Oh, great.

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Hey! What you doing?
Andrew!

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No, I wasn't- Don't film me, Detmer!
Don't film me.

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Run to your house, bitch!
[Glass Breaking]

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This is where I eat lunch.

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Out here on the bleachers.

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[Cheerleaders Cheering]

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[Sounds Stop]

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What do you want?
[Groans]

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When I say open that door, you
open the door. You got it?

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Finish your goddamn homework.

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[Door Slams]

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[Father Grunting]

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[Thumping]

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[Andrew] Matt, are you sure it's here?
Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay?

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Oh, here it is.
,U [Electronic Dance]

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[Crowd Chattering]
[Andrew] Oh, yeah.

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Wow. Look. A rave.

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[Matt] Oh, wow. Look.
A nerd with a camera.

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[Andrew] What? Just don't follow
me around all night, okay?

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What do you mean? I thought- I thought
you wanted me to come with you.

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I did. I did. But just go and do
your own thing for once, okay?

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Just... have a beer, talk to people.
 [Continues]

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[Andrew]
I don't drink.

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[Continues]
[Cheering]

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Hey! Hey!

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 [Continues]

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[Woman]
Hey!

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Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?

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Oh, I don't- Um-

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Uh-
What?

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- I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.

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- Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog.
- Oh.

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Andrew. Andrew. You should check it out.
it's actually-

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Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
Hey.

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How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.

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This is pretty lame, right?

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Why is it lame?

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You know, Jung said
parties are just...

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people's way of
seeking widespread validation.

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I'm not one to clamor
to be cool, you know.

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Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology
spin on this barn party, Matt.

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That's awesome.

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Awesome.

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You're awesome.
[Andrew] Hey, Matt.

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Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?
[Chuckles]

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[Electronic Dance]

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You filming my girlfriend?

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Yes or no?

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No, I- I'm not filming anything.
I'm just filming the party. Okay.

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I should break your bitch-ass nose.
You know that?

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No, I wasn't-
Don't talk back to me.

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Bitch.
Okay.

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[Andrew Groans]
[Spits]

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[Chattering]

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[Andrew Sobbing]
[Party Continues In Distance]

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[Crying]

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[Male Student]
Andrew?

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Andrew.

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Andrew.

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With the camera.

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Can we- Can we use that thing?
What?

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We found the craziest shit,
and we gotta get it on tape.

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Uh, it's not-
What's up, man?

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You okay?
Yeah. I'm-I'm Andrew.

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Okay. I'm Steve.

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Steve Montgomery.
Yeah, I know.

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Really?

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Matt and I were just hanging out,

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and we found this cool little-

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this thing.
Wait. You're with Matt?

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You might want to get it on tape.
No, I just- I don't really-

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Dude, just come on.
Just come get it on tape. It'll be cool.

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I don't know.
Trust me.

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All right.
Yeah, man.

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You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?

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And you're all by yourself
next to a tree?

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I'm just really picky.

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Listen. I really don't think- ls there a
light on that thing? Like, on the camera?

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Uh, yeah. Here.

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What were you guys
doing out here?

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A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.

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What thing?

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You'll see.

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Oh, that's- that's right!
Andrew Detmer!

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I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.

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You always had that
gray zip-up hoodie.

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Garetty!
You remember that?

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Yeah, I got a- I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.

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Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi-

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[Matt] Down here!
Ah, there we go.

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Garetty, what's up?
I see you! Matt!

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[Matt] You see me?
Yeah, where did everybody go?

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They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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[Steve] Do you see that?
Guys, what is that?

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Do you see it? Is that the camera?
Yeah, I got him!

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Do you guys know how to get back from here?
Is it still making that sound?

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Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.

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Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.

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No, no, no, no.
You gotta get in. Okay, okay.

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You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole.
Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.

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Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you in.
We're just trying to get it on camera.

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Listen. Can you hear that?
Shh, shh.

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What-
[Loud Rumble]

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[Laughing]
I think we got it.

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Wait. How creepy is that?

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Is this sound coming up? I don't know.
I mean, probably. it's pretty loud, right?

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[Matt 1 Hello! All right, dude.
We're going inside.

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I'm going back. Come on, you guys.
I gotta know.

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[Andrew] Matt, seriously,
we- Hey, wait, wait. Steve!

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[Shouts]
Steve!

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[Matt Chuckles]
Oh, shit! He's a ninja.

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Matt-

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Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt.
What are you doing?

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Are you serious?

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Andrew, can you give me some light?
Matt, don't be an idiot.

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Whoop! Whoop!

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Matt!
Matt, you're my ride home!

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[Andrew] Hello? [Coughing]

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Oh!
[Groans]

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Smells terrible.
You guys!

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00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,543
Matt!

236
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,170
[Groans]

237
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,131
Hello?
[Shouts]

238
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,216
[Chuckles]

239
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,766
Andrew's such a pussy. All right.
Does it go down much deeper, or what?

240
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,480
Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.
[Matt] Andrew, bring the light.

241
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:48,059
Look at the walls.
It's like a straight shot down.

242
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,565
Probably already come
like 40 or 50 feet.

243
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,068
[Andrew] Yeah, just don't
talk about it, okay?

244
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:57,118
You ever- You ever heard of
Plato's �Allegory of the Cave�?

245
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,242
I don't know, Matt.
Let's just get this over with.

246
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,447
Oh, Shit!

247
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,704
Holy shit.

248
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,161
The hell is that?

249
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,415
[Low Humming] [Andrew] Matt, I'm not kidding.
I can't breathe.

250
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,841
Come on.
Andrew, look at this.

251
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,294
[Andrew]
What-

252
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,505
Can you believe this?

253
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,260
[Andrew]
Matt.

254
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,681
[Low Humming Continues]

255
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,520
[Andrew] What am I looking at?
[High-pitched Screech]

256
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,356
Ah, shit! [Andrew] I am
freaking out right now!

257
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,402
Matt!
Can we get out of here, please?

258
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,478
Is it showing up
on the camera like that?

259
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,732
[High-pitched Screeching] I don't know, man.
it's messing with it. I don't really want to film-

260
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,783
[Matt, Distorted]
Dude, I'll buy you a new one.

261
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,078
[Low Humming]

262
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,325
[Steve, Distorted]
Touch one.

263
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,327
[High-pitched Tone]

264
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,329
[Low Rumbling]

265
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,910
Matt!

266
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,038
Matt, look at this!
What?

267
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,131
Look at this!

268
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,089
Dude, what is-

269
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,175
Dude, no way!

270
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,178
It's changing colors!
Oh, my God.

271
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,267
[Distorted Screeching] [
Distorted] Must be reacting to heat.

272
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,766
- [Andrew] I can't hear you over that-
- This is awesome.

273
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,472
Oh! Dude, your nose!

274
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,023
[Distorted Thumping]
Steve, Steve!

275
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,146
[Distorted Rumbling]
Steve!

276
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,353
- Steve!
- [Steve Screaming]

277
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,562
[Video Camera Whirring]

278
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,653
[Whirring Stops]

279
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,617
[Electronic Crackle]

280
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,992
[Andrew] Matt, dude, put your phone down.
Turn it off.

281
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,286
Okay, okay, okay.
Steve, you too.

282
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,284
[Steve] All right.
We have to document this.

283
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,912
Okay. Are you guys ready?
[Steve] Yeah. I'm ready.

284
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,756
All right. Here we go.
Okay, Steve- What?

285
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,299
Can you move to your left?

286
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,090
Here?
Um, yeah. That's good.

287
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,426
And then, Matt,

288
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,683
can you just go
right in front of Steve?

289
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,976
Um-

290
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,100
Here? Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

291
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,852
This is the ball test.

292
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,645
You ready?
Yep.

293
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,854
Oh!
[Laughing]

294
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,233
What the shit, Steve?
[Andrew Laughing]

295
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,661
Get off! Get off!
What are you doing? Underhand.

296
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,530
I tried, man. I tried.
[Groaning]

297
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,115
[Steve Laughing]

298
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,700
Let's do it. Let's do it.
All right.

299
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,543
All right. Wait, wait.
We good?

300
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,458
We said underhand, right?
Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.

301
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,754
Okay.

302
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,333
[Laughing]

303
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,505
Underneath. I'm on you.
You're not gonna get me this time.

304
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,878
You ready? [Andrew] Yeah.

305
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,346
I'm on it. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.

306
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,220
Let's go.

307
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,887
Oh!
[Andrew Laughing]

308
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,062
Yeah!
The crowd goes wild!

309
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,226
Yeah, I'm ready. [Steve] All right.
Matt, beam him. Beam him.

310
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,315
I'm- I'm going to.
Beam him.

311
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,856
Oh!

312
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,900
Oh!
No way! Shit!

313
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,697
[Laughing] Wait, wait, wait.
That's great!

314
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,487
He did it!
I did it! I did it!

315
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,280
[Steve] That is crazy!
Oh, my God!

316
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,903
Look at it!
Oh, my God!

317
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,829
[Steve] Holy shit! Oh, my God.

318
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,702
Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding.
You're bleeding.

319
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,829
[Steve] Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.

320
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,794
You did it! Yes!
[Steve Laughing]

321
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,380
Oh. All right. Pop-up.
Ready? Yeah.

322
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,926
[Groans]
Yes!

323
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,261
Put on the music.
Oh, yeah.

324
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,473
[Chuckles] Yes.
[Dramatic /nstrumenta/]

325
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,175
Yes.

326
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,646
Matt, you have- you have to pretend like you're
squeezing them together with your hands.

327
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,446
That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.

328
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,773
, [Continues]

329
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,780
I can't do it, dude.
[Groans] I give up.

330
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,828
You do it.
You're better at this than I am.

331
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,622
Oh, really? Am I?
Really?

332
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,449
Just do it.

333
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,793
Oh.

334
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,962
[Chuckles]
Sick.

335
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,591
Dude, I hate you!
That's-

336
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,593
I'm impressed, man.
I am impressed. That's amazing.

337
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,140
That was awesome, dude.

338
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,930
Oh, no!
Come on, dude.

339
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,769
That is not cool.
What?

340
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,479
That is not cool.
My Legos.

341
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,566
[Woman] You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.

342
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,144
�Three weeks.�
I'm not stupid

343
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,821
I think your're hiding something from me.
You better call me back.

344
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,523
[Matt] Wow. I love you.

345
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,984
I'm gonna get a brick through my window.
I am legitimately scared.

346
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,365
I have an election coming up,
and I don't have time for this.

347
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,163
Dude, why are you asking us
for advice on girls?

348
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,912
Because we're his mistress.

349
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,661
[Laughs]

350
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,625
[Andrew] So, what, you think it's,
like, radiation or something?

351
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,998
[Steve] Radiation from what?
[Matt] Dude, it's the government.

352
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,799
[Andrew] What?
Matt, what are you talking about?

353
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,627
[Andrew] I'm feeling pretty
spelunked out actually.

354
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,257
[Matt]
Andrew, relax.

355
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,214
[Birds Chirping]

356
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,513
[Matt] That's so weird.
It looks completely different during the day.

357
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,638
[Andrew] Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.

358
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,222
[Shouts]
[Gasps]

359
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,807
[Chuckling]
Asshole.

360
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978
[Matt]
It's like sunk in or something.

361
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,824
[Steve Chuckles] There goes your old
camera, dude. [Andrew] Oh, shit.

362
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,493
[Steve] That's weird.
I can still feel it down there.

363
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,247
[Andrew] I can't believe
we made it out of there.

364
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,542
Well, I mean, that answers that, right?

365
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,833
[Andrew] Um, what does?
We still don't know what happened.

366
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,422
No- [Matt] Well,
we're still alive.

367
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,633
I mean, I was definitely- [
Helicopter Overhead] [Man] Hey!

368
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,878
You kids can't be here, okay?
You gotta move on out. What?

369
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,303
[Helicopter Whirring] The ground's unstable.
We're taping the whole place off.

370
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,008
[Chatter On Walkie-talkie]

371
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,934
Okay. We're going.

372
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,603
[Steve] Vote for Steve!
[Chuckles]

373
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,566
[Steve] New camera's working out for you.
That's good. [Andrew] Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?

374
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,109
Yeah, smaller.
Does that shoot on tape?

375
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,027
No, it just- It, like,
records right onto the camera.

376
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,741
No, I just want to record all the
stuff that we can do, you know.

377
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,444
Yeah, but it's like all the time.

378
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,621
You don't feel like
it's a little weird,

379
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,700
like it puts a barrier between
you and everything else?

380
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,752
Uh, I don't know.

381
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,747
Maybe I want a barrier.

382
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,093
So, like, what's up with your dad?
What's his story? What does he do?

383
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,217
Um, my dad's a firefighter.

384
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:54,718
Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have
been awesome- Yeah, well, he was, I guess.

385
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,183
What happened? Uh, I don't know.
He didn't die or anything.

386
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,641
He just- He got injured on
the job, and now he, um-

387
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,560
he collects the insurance,
you know.

388
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,022
Um, so he doesn't
really do anything.

389
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,743
He just- He, um- He'll go out during the
day, but I don't know where he goes.

390
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,080
Uh, he drinks a lot.

391
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,991
I know that much.

392
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,579
I've actually been having
some problems with my parents too.

393
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,164
Oh, yeah?

394
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,123
Yeah. I mean,
they're nothing like yours.

395
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:31,213
I mean, not like that-
I just- Never mind.

396
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,423
[Horn Honks]

397
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,518
They just been fighting a lot lately.

398
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:41,143
And I think my mom
is actually cheating on my dad.

399
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,441
[Horns Honking]

400
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,900
[Steve] Can you not say
anything about that?

401
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,194
[Andrew] Yeah. No way. Thanks.

402
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:58,665
[Father] Yes. Karen Detmer.
D-E-T-M-E-R.

403
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,205
Yes. Thank you.

404
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,963
She's in pain.

405
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,712
She needs something stronger.

406
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,882
Her breathing's worse.

407
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,477
Sir, she's suffering.

408
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,476
Please help me.

409
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,105
I'm on disability.
I can't afford $700.

410
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:32,740
Please, don't put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay?
I don't know what to do anymore.

411
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,070
Is it on?

412
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,616
Yeah. Yeah. You got it.

413
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,701
I want to remember you like this.

414
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,707
Oh, Mom.

415
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,834
[Coughing]

416
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,002
You're stronger than this.

417
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,922
Can you say that for me?

418
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,507
Please?

419
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,094
[Coughing]

420
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,772
I'm stronger than this.

421
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,979
Oh, nice.

422
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,441
All right. Here. Watch this.

423
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,444
Weak.
Hey, Matt.

424
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,164
Yeah?

425
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,867
Do you like me?

426
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,247
Um, yeah, of course.

427
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,708
I mean, you know,
I didn't-

428
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,044
I mean, you know, I didn't always.
What do you mean?

429
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,255
I don't know.
Like, you haven't-

430
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,597
You haven't always been
super-easy to talk to, you know.

431
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,224
I mean, I'm not saying that
you're not now. I'm just-

432
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,806
[Scoffs]
You're such an asshole.

433
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,352
[Chuckles]

434
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,438
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?

435
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,023
[Andrew Chuckling]
Better.

436
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,903
Hey, Matt.
Yeah?

437
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,905
Do you ever think about, like,

438
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,489
doing more with it?

439
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,323
What, with this?

440
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,158
Not really.

441
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,457
Why? What else is there?

442
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,126
�Telekinesis.
� [Matt] Yes. Do tell.

443
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:14,004
�The ability to move, lift, vibrate�-

444
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,552
[Andrew Chuckles]
That's my favorite.

445
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,346
�Spin, bend, break
or impact objects...

446
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:24,177
through the direct influence of mental
power or other nonphysical means.�

447
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,644
Okay.
Sounds familiar.

448
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,388
It does sound familiar.
Very familiar.

449
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,599
You want to see direct influence?

450
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,184
[Matt] Andrew. [Whistles]

451
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,019
[Whirring]

452
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,695
[Screams]

453
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,940
[All Laughing] [Steve]
She's wearing black today.

454
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,820
Hi.
That's direct influence.

455
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,693
...week, in my room.
Just listen.

456
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:44,747
I'm just that much stronger.
Even last night I got my whole bed off the ground.

457
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,492
No nosebleed. Yeah?
I've been lifting weights too.

458
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,374
This is my theory though
is that it's like a muscle.

459
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:54,298
Like, it's elastic. If you stretch
it too far, too quick, it'll tear.

460
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,875
Ew.

461
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,377
That's why I think we're
getting stronger, you know,

462
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:02,090
because we're working it out,
getting buff.

463
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,049
Buff.
[Chuckles]

464
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,101
How about this for a workout?

465
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,312
[Laughs]
Holy shit!

466
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,899
That was awesome.

467
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,396
[Burps]
Classy.

468
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,944
Mm-hmm.
Attractive.

469
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,819
I think it's time we took this
out of the backyard.

470
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,820
[Matt Chuckles] [Steve] Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Right here. This is perfect.

471
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,405
[Andrew] Really? This is it.

472
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,615
[Children Giggling] [
Whispers] Matt. Yah!

473
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,666
[Giggling]
Let's get this one.

474
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:36,923
[Giggling]

475
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,252
Whoa! Hey! Hello!

476
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,842
Hey, what- [Matt] Andrew.

477
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,049
Help! Somebody grab that!

478
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,426
[Giggling]
Whoa! Whoa! Stop!

479
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,976
[An Laughing]

480
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,937
[Andrew] Okay, I'll get the top.
I'll get the top. [Matt] Got it. Got it.

481
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,856
[Steve] Let's get the legs.
[Matt] Okay. Wait.

482
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,026
[Steve Growling]
I'm flying!

483
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,194
She's just looking at it.
[Screaming]

484
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,021
What you looking at, girl?
Stay in school!

485
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:03,117
Okay, see the guy chewing the gum?
I'm gonna get the gum and pull it right out of his mouth.

486
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,865
[Andrew]
Okay, I got him.

487
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,781
[Steve Giggles]

488
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,457
Oh!

489
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,330
[An Laughing]

490
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,504
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running?
We don't need to run.

491
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,126
[Steve] Five- I
don't want to do it.

492
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,674
Four-
Dude, I don't want to do it.

493
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,011
You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it.
Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it.

494
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,929
Just do it.
Put your hand on the table.

495
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,094
Okay. Are you ready? Do it.
Give me a countdown.

496
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,058
I will. I promi-
OW!

497
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,635
[Laughing]
Oh, snap!

498
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,728
Like I said- [Steve] You
gotta pay for that now.

499
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,597
Like I said. See?
Holy crap.

500
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,352
[Laughing]

501
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,523
[Steve] Man! Just pretend that there's a
barrier over your hand, right? And then-

502
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,193
[Steve] Mm-hmm. When things are gonna
hit you, as long as you're ready,

503
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,237
they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
[Matt] That's so sick.

504
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,612
[Steve] That's me right there. I need that.
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.

505
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,163
Give me your hand.

506
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:54,290
When I was a kid though, I actually- I
actually did want to be a police officer.

507
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,287
[Steve] A cop?
No shit? Yeah. Yeah.

508
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,712
You do know that you can't smoke
weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?

509
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,044
Oh, no. Really?
Uh, I didn't know.

510
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:07,507
Uh, but, no, I-I-I just-
I really got into, like, altruism.

511
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,138
What does that mean?
What does �altruism� mean, Matt?

512
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,187
It's like wanting to make things
better for everyone.

513
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,557
Really? This coming from the man who is
always talking about how pointless life is.

514
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,359
Yeah, I know, but this is what
I've been thinking about lately.

515
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,779
Like, I'm looking back,
and I just think...

516
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,449
the way I used to think about things
was probably a lot better, you know.

517
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,825
So, what, you want to go out and
start a charity or something?

518
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,824
That's lame.
Wait. Why is that lame?

519
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,205
Uh, I don't know.
[Groans]

520
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,537
[Laughs]
Douche bag.

521
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,498
I'm not good at everything.
I just do my best at everything.

522
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,209
All right?
That's what it's about.

523
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,465
I mean, you talk about philosophy
and shit all the time,

524
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,138
but what has he really done, hmm?

525
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,716
Have you even applied
to colleges yet?

526
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,676
No, but I'm getting-
I'm getting to it.

527
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,054
Yeah, well, you should get to it.
I'm just saying. I am.

528
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,730
You could use some of that.

529
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,399
You could use some �Shut the hell up.
� How about that?

530
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,520
You just lack initiative.
it's not that big- Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.

531
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,729
[Andrew Laughs]

532
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,735
Boys, please tell us
what's going on here.

533
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:10,035
Uh, well, it would seem that a
Virgin Mary has appeared...

534
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,738
in the syrup
of a local man's pancake.

535
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,789
[Matt]
No, it has not.

536
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,334
Uh, well, it will in a second, okay?
Just hold on.

537
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,751
Oh, that is definitely some
supernatural shit going on here.

538
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,174
J; [Hums �Twilight Zone Theme�]

539
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,260
Um, excuse me.
Can you come here real quick?

540
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,839
Um, can you just look at that?

541
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,512
Ay, Dios m�o!

542
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,097
[Groaning]

543
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,975
Grounder.
Too much pressure.

544
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,556
Andrew.

545
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,018
[Andrew] Oh, dude. Come on.
Leave her alone.

546
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,610
Oh, seriously?

547
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,361
[Laughing] [Andrew] Dude!

548
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,033
Oh, come on.
That is so messed up.

549
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,652
She's gonna get fired.
I didn't know-

550
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,158
That is disgusting.
But do you guys share cups on the team?

551
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,407
No, we don't share cups, man.
[Chuckles]

552
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,242
You see that car though?

553
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,998
The red one.
Yeah.

554
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,000
[Steve] All right.
The gum was cool.

555
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,710
All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.

556
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,544
Watch this.

557
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,545
What are you doing?
Watch.

558
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,389
[Matt]
Go, go, go.

559
00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,769
[Andrew]
What?

560
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,768
No way!

561
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,724
[Laughing]

562
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,064
[Matt]
Holy shit!

563
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,066
[Andrew]
Dude! Holy crap!

564
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,945
[Grunting]
[All Laughing]

565
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,525
What? What?

566
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,368
That's what I'm talking about!
Did anybody see?

567
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,286
Steve Montgomery for president!
[Grunts]

568
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,658
I'm having, like, a face period.
[Andrew] Oh, man.

569
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,037
Pause.

570
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,833
[Groans] You guys.
You guys, here she comes.

571
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,289
Here she comes!
Oh-

572
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,133
[Snickering] [Matt] Don't look.
Don't look, don't look.

573
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,755
Steve, don't look.

574
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,055
[Steve] She can't find-
She thinks it's stolen.

575
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,676
She has no idea. [Steve] Yes,
it was the black guy this time.

576
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,635
[All Giggling]

577
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,060
[High-pitched Voice] �l could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?"

578
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,641
Ignore us.

579
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,943
We're just...
Mormons.

580
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,903
[All Laughing] [Andrew
] What does that mean?

581
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:12,116
[Laughing] What does that mean?
[Laughing]

582
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,444
[Andrew]
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

583
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,904
Garetty's-
Garetty's having a giggle fit.

584
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:20,958
[Shouting] That was
so- It was amazing.

585
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,286
I know. Just take it easy
with the merchandise.

586
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,042
[Matt] How did nobody see that?
It was out in the open.

587
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,167
[Andrew] Her face!
I cannot get her face out of my mind!

588
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,671
[Laughing]
That was awesome.

589
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,048
Who is this?

590
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,674
So many ideas
of stuff that we can do!

591
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,093
Go around.
That's just some redneck asshole.

592
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,219
Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
Take the camera. Take the camera.

593
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,679
All right. Just make sure
it's zoomed out all the way.

594
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,931
[Steve] Got ya. I can see you.
[Matt] Okay, buddy.

595
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,857
[Horn Honking]
What you gonna do?

596
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:48,152
[Matt] What the hell
is this guy's problem?

597
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,979
What are you doing?

598
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,905
Abracadabra!

599
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,074
[Matt] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Andrew, shit!

600
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,823
What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!

601
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,618
[Matt] Are you crazy? Pull down the road.
We gotta go down there right now.

602
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,073
[Andrew]
Guys, I'm sorry!

603
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,534
What did you do?
Why did you do that?

604
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,415
[Andrew] I didn't mean to.
I didn't-

605
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,667
Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!

606
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,790
Will you just calm down!
The guy's probably still in there!

607
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,625
I'm sorry, okay?

608
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,921
Andrew, stop, stop!
But I can- I can help!

609
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,256
I can get him out.
Stop doing things!

610
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,717
Steve! Steve!

611
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,974
[Andrew Panting]

612
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,814
Steve, be careful!

613
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,899
Shit! Shit!

614
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:31,483
Oh, my God, Andrew.
Are you kidding me?

615
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,939
[Andrew Panting]
Steve!

616
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,901
[Andrew Whispering] Oh, God.
Oh, God.

617
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,986
Goddamn it!

618
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,616
Steve!

619
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:45,325
Andrew! Oh-
[Andrew Panting]

620
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,535
Shit!

621
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,255
Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!

622
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,921
Oh, Matt, he's got him!
He's got him. He's got-

623
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,594
Help me.

624
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,388
[Grunting]

625
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,977
I'll get in back of him.

626
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,975
Get him up.

627
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,648
[Both Grunting]

628
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:11,398
[Man Coughing]

629
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,614
Hang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.

630
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:16,948
Are you calling the cops?
Yeah, yeah.

631
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,159
Will you stop? I can't hear them.
Will you hang up the phone?

632
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,574
Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White
Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine.

633
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,368
Matt, he's fine.
Yeah. Yeah.

634
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,081
Fine, Matt! Stop!
Stop! I can't hear-

635
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,251
[Thunder Rumbles]
Hey!

636
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,041
[Sirens Approaching]
Hey! Hey! Over here!

637
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:33,962
...peeled off the road and went straight
through the guardrail. Hey, is that on?

638
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:37,177
...this is a game or something?
I don't understand how you guys can be so angry.

639
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,720
You don't understand
how we can be angry?

640
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,674
Andrew, you- you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?

641
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,179
Do you understand that?

642
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,057
Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!

643
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:49,060
How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!

644
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,688
[Sighs] Shit.
We need rules, okay?

645
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,021
Rule number one:
No using it on living things.

646
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,198
Rule number two: You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.

647
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:02,070
Rule number three: I don't think we should be
using it in public or telling anybody about it.

648
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,913
Look, you can�t just declare rules, okay?
I will declare rules-

649
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,624
You're the one that said that nothing matters.
I will declare rules.

650
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,669
If we're gonna keep going, and we're
getting stronger, we need rules.

651
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,246
We need rules, right?

652
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,249
[Steve]
Matt's right. We need rules.

653
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,763
[Phone Ringing]

654
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,894
[Father]
Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!

655
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,898
[Ringing Continues]
Andrew!

656
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,854
Matt, what did he say?

657
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:42,739
[Car Stereo: Slow Rock]

658
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:43,990
Are you still mad at me?

659
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,364
No, I'm not mad.
Well, you seem mad.

660
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,119
I'm not mad. I just-

661
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:51,498
I just think that we need to be more
careful now, you know? We can't-

662
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:57,591
We have to think a little bit more.
We can't just do things. We have to think first, okay?

663
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,091
I understand.
Okay.

664
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,923
[Matt] Why is Steve out in the boonies?
[Chuckles]

665
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,508
Where are we?

666
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,592
Steve?

667
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,137
[Andrew]
His car's right there.

668
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,813
Yeah.
Steve, where you at?

669
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,890
[Phone Beeping]

670
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,692
[Andrew]
Steve!

671
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,771
�Look up.�

672
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,735
[Steve]
Hello, boys.

673
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,407
[Andrew] What? [Laughing]

674
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,280
What is up?
No. No.

675
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,327
Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.

676
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,072
You're flying!
[Matt] Holy shit!

677
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,291
Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.
Hear me out. No way! No way!

678
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,492
What are you doing?

679
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:36,581
It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
it's much easier than it looks.

680
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,085
[Andrew]
Oh, my God, dude.

681
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,460
Make sure you catch yourself. Don't try and jump,
or you'll just flip yourself. I got it. I got it.

682
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,132
Come on, Matt. Come on.
All right.

683
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,597
Oh, shit!
[Laughing]

684
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,299
Oh, man!

685
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,926
Eating dirt, man.
Why don't you get behind me?

686
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,144
You were in my way.
What do you mean?

687
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,768
Think Harrier jet.
Think Harrier jet.

688
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,770
[Yelps, Groans]

689
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,692
[Laughing]
Oh, man.

690
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,978
Goddamn it!
Are you okay?

691
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,525
[Matt] I'm watching.
Just let me concentrate.

692
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,740
[Steve] Focus! Focus!
Okay! Hold on.

693
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,660
[Matt]
Is that your focus face?

694
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,237
Oh, my God, dude.

695
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,951
Whoo!
Bullshit!

696
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,291
I'm up! I'm up!
Are you kidding me?

697
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,160
Holy crap! [Steve] Hold it!
Hold it!

698
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,255
Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it.
Holy crap, dude.

699
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,752
[Screaming, Laughing]

700
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,501
Yeah! [Steve] That's it, man.
You're doing it.

701
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,631
Whoo-hoo!

702
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,847
Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart.
We'll never find you again.

703
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,799
Steve, stop me.
Stop me, stop me.

704
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,426
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.

705
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,928
You are flying now.
You guys look so cute together.

706
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:36,933
Whoa! I'm coming up.
I'm bringing the camera, okay?

707
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,684
All right.
[Stumbling]

708
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,401
[Both Laughing]
[Groans]

709
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,854
[Andrew] All right.
How do we get down?

710
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,862
[Wind Roaring]

711
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,825
Whoo-hoo! [Andrew] Yeah!

712
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,372
[Matt] Andrew!
it's freezing up here!

713
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,246
I can't hear you.
[Laughing]

714
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,873
Activate hyperdrive!

715
00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,500
Whoo!

716
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:04,422
[Steve Laughing]
Where the hell are we?

717
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,046
Catch up! Let's go!
What?

718
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:12,555
[Steve]
Whoo! This is insane!

719
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,181
Whoo-hoo!

720
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,104
Dude!
All right, Andrew!

721
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:19,815
Whoo!

722
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,981
[Matt] Tag, you're it!
[Chuckles] Watch out.

723
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,939
[Steve] Pump the brakes!
Whoa! Aah!

724
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:29,242
Hey, Matt! You're finally
good at something!

725
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,991
[Matt]
it's so easy! Yeah!

726
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,365
Aah! [Steve Laughs] Yeah!

727
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,750
Whoo!

728
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,003
[Grunts] [Andrew] Whoa!

729
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,501
Got it!

730
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,128
Tebow time, baby!

731
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,837
Yeah!

732
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,799
Oh! [Matt] Nice hands, Steve!

733
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,517
[Andrew] Touchdown!
Throw it back to Daddy!

734
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,773
Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes!

735
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,644
[Chuckles]

736
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,274
[Matt] Steve!
Go deep! Hey, Matt!

737
00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,198
Do you hear that?
[Rumbling]

738
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,237
What is that?

739
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,528
Whoa! Steve!

740
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:35,184
[Distorted Audio]
[Breathing Heavily]

741
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,686
[Both Grunting]

742
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,777
[Wheezing]
[Grunts]

743
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:51,699
Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.

744
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,573
Almost died, man! Almost-

745
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,780
Andrew, you saved my life!

746
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,535
[Chuckling] Oh, my God.
You saved my life!

747
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,833
[Mock Screaming]
Oh, God, you saved my life!

748
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,411
Oh, my God!
[Mock Kissing Sound]

749
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,371
Okay.
Holy shit.

750
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,003
Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?

751
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,050
Please tell me you got that on tape!
You have to-

752
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,672
[Screams, Grunts]

753
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,005
Ah, shit.
[Gasping]

754
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,090
What the hell- [
Laughing] We're alive!

755
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,718
What do you mean? The hell happened?
You didn't see what happened?

756
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:21,851
Oh, shit! Andrew!
Andrew! You're a genius!

757
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,853
We got to see this! Holy-

758
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,980
All right. Oh. Holy shit.

759
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:29,734
Wait. Oh, God!
We're on the ground. Yes!

760
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,401
[Laughing]
Whoo!

761
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,778
We have broken history!

762
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,825
I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.

763
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,620
Uh, the Egyptians,
the Wright brothers.

764
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,119
Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.

765
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,450
Say it. �l can fly.�

766
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,417
I can fly.
I can fly!

767
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,878
Oh, come on.
Say it with your chest!

768
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,462
I can fly!
Say it, Matt.

769
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,798
Shout it out!
I can fly!

770
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,716
I can fly! I can fly!

771
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,885
[Matt] I tried to save you, man.
Andrew was just quicker. [Laughing]

772
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,087
[Andrew]
How does that go again?

773
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,138
We almost died.

774
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,717
Oh, please.
Gestures-

775
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,802
How does she
not notice though?

776
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,762
Come on.
Let's be serious, guys.

777
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,440
She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.

778
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,355
You just gotta be, you know-
Yeah?

779
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:08,902
You just gotta be subtle.

780
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,105
[Laughs]
That is so cool.

781
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,991
Dude. And I haven't
had sex since summer.

782
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,910
I haven't had sex since ever.

783
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,363
Really?
Really?

784
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,956
That is completely unacceptable.
Well-

785
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:25,035
How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?

786
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,709
Liquid nitrogen.
[Laughing]

787
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:30,173
[TV Indistinct]
[Snoring, Faint]

788
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,925
[Rumbling]

789
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,854
[TV Continues]

790
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,604
[Matt]
Hey, guys?

791
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,478
[Snorting]
Guys? You guys up?

792
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,314
[Andrew]
Yeah.

793
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:59,366
Hey, uh-
Today was like-

794
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:05,746
It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.

795
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,211
Like, I mean-

796
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,542
I'm thinking about it,
and I can't think of any day...

797
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,720
that I liked better
than today, you know?

798
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:22,510
I really- I think it was.

799
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:28,974
Yeah.

800
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,188
Unanimous.
[Chuckles]

801
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,522
Yes.

802
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,074
Okay. Good.

803
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,112
[Steve] Okay, check this out.
Say what you want,

804
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,072
but I'm thinking about booking it
to Maui for the weekend.

805
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,494
What's up with that?
Seriously?

806
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,167
Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing,

807
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,291
except I've always
wanted to go to Tibet.

808
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,414
Why Tibet?
Tibet?

809
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:53,999
Yeah. I don't know.

810
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,834
It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the-

811
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,508
[Mock Chanting]
[Laughing]

812
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,384
Will you shut up? Shut-

813
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,554
The monuments and mountains, you know?
Mm-hmm.

814
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:08,181
I don't know. And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...

815
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,982
that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?

816
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:14,694
So we would fit right in.
We could really mess with their heads as well.

817
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,154
[Laughing]
[Laughing]

818
00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:18,778
Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think we should go.

819
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:25,038
It would be really cool.
Peaceful.

820
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:28,538
No, I think it's a really good idea.
I actually would like to go.

821
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,459
I'm down.
You down, Steve?

822
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,330
What-
I-I don't know, man.

823
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:36,587
There's no bikinis in Tibet.
So I don't know if I'm down with that.

824
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:40,178
It was brilliant. Ch, it was so amazing.
She might have lost her job.

825
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:43,427
Oh, shit, dude.
I got my mom's birthday. I gotta go.

826
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,301
It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?
Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.

827
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,558
Tell her I said hi.
Later, Matt.

828
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,265
All right, what do you want to do now?
Where do you want to go?

829
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,771
I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to go home.

830
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,353
Oh, do you want
to go into the city?

831
00:39:56,477 --> 00:40:00,232
Nah, it's rush hour, bro.
it's gonna be so much traffic. So what?

832
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,988
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Duh! Let's go.

833
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,361
[Stereo: Pop]

834
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,408
Oh, hey. Sorry, I just-

835
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,959
Hi.

836
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,458
Do you mind if I film you?

837
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:17,962
Uh, a little bit. I don't really
like being on camera actually.

838
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,845
Well, maybe it's,
like, exposure therapy.

839
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,548
Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.

840
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,304
You did?
Yeah.

841
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:29,768
What?

842
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,596
I was watching your, um-

843
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,270
your-your-
you know, your blog?

844
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,899
There's a drought
in the Central African Republic, right?

845
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:41,114
Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it
seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,

846
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,691
so I thought why not?

847
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,576
Totally.
Yeah.

848
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:50,574
[Phone Beeps] Yeah, I can tell that
you're really global and big picture,

849
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,292
concerned about that kind of stuff.
Yeah.

850
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,793
You know, Matt, you can
just mail this yourself.

851
00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,340
I'm not your mom.

852
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,129
Okay. I mean, I just-

853
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:04,053
What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?

854
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,553
You got too smart to have fun
in eighth grade. So now what?

855
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,633
No.

856
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,184
Casey, Casey, Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.

857
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:13,763
Listen, listen. Can I
just talk to you for a second?

858
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,811
Can I just tell you something?
Mm-hmm.

859
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,643
I just- l-l-

860
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,479
I just want you to know
I'm not, you know, who I was- now.

861
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,360
You know, I'm cool.
I'm just-

862
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,320
You're cool?

863
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,995
High school popularity just seemed
like this weird backward contest,

864
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,947
and I thought since
I knew that, I could just-

865
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,203
That made you better
than everybody else.

866
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:34,408
No. No, no, no.

867
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,787
I know what you mean.
I would separate myself from that.

868
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,163
I get it.
You get it?

869
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,543
Mm-hmm.

870
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:42,501
I know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to know that.

871
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,176
To know that you're cool.

872
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,970
Wow, I really screwed this up.

873
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,550
Not as much
as you might think.

874
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,892
Really?
Good-bye.

875
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,390
Casey-
I gotta go. Bye.

876
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:55,931
[Matt Groans]
Come on.

877
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,981
[Steve] Dude!
When did you start doing this?

878
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,479
Like, since when?
What, with the camera?

879
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,030
Yes, with the camera.
Um-

880
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:05,903
I don't know. It's been
a little while, I guess.

881
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,780
See- Oh.
I can't do that.

882
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,032
I can't do stuff
that requires finesse.

883
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:13,240
I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.

884
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:17,452
No, dude. it's really easy.
You just- You think that you're holding it.

885
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:21,207
See, that's what I'm talking
about right there. What?

886
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:25,510
You're always thinking up
new shit that we can do, man.

887
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:28,425
This is insane.
You know- I mean-

888
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:29,676
Yeah.
Yeah.

889
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,054
Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am.

890
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,305
[Both Chuckling]

891
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:37,226
Whoo!
[High-pitched Barking]

892
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:38,898
[Both Laughing]

893
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,226
Mom's, like, never home anymore.

894
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:46,323
I mean, you saw
how my dad is. He's just... quiet.

895
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,783
Sits around.

896
00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:53,079
And it's pointless to talk to him about it
'cause he's got... nothing to say.

897
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,249
See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends,

898
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:59,703
and people want to talk to you
and be around you.

899
00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:02,710
I never had any of that.
I mean, before this,

900
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:06,425
I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin.
[Sirens Walling In Distance]

901
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,344
We were close
when we were little, but-

902
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,598
I don't know.
In high school, everything changed.

903
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,472
Ever been
to the Space Needle?

904
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,225
Yep. When I was, like, five.

905
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:19,897
[Grunting]

906
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,315
it's for tourists.

907
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,604
Well, I don't know.
I mean, I went, um-

908
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,981
I think I was, like, seven-

909
00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:31,951
with my dad one time and-

910
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,538
I don't know.
it was actually a really good day.

911
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,199
You remember that?

912
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,165
Yeah.
Actually, I do.

913
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,631
You know, I've been
meaning to ask you.

914
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,092
Winter break is coming up.

915
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,803
You should do
the talent show with me.

916
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,468
No way.

917
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:55,676
Why not? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.

918
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,100
Meet some people, meet some girls.
Dude, I'm not- it's just not-

919
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,436
What? Look, I'm just
really shy, okay?

920
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:07,066
And I don't-
I don't even have any talents, so-

921
00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:10,194
What are you talking about, you
don't have- You have talent.

922
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,739
You've got talent.

923
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,363
Oh, dude, no way.

924
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,957
[Chuckles] [Mother]
You look handsome.

925
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:23,123
[Coughing]
Thanks, yes. Steve-

926
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:29,172
[Coughing Continues] let me borrow some of his
clothes to make me look cool or whatever.

927
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,171
I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.

928
00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:36,554
Yeah. Yeah, me too.

929
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:42,598
[Man On TIA indistinct]

930
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,900
[Father] Hey. What?

931
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,359
How are you getting to school?

932
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,871
I don't know what you mean.
Don't bullshit me, you idiot.

933
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,617
Matt doesn't come.
He doesn't drive up.

934
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,838
You leave the house.
Who the hell's giving you rides to school?

935
00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:11,009
M-Matt.
All right. You know what?

936
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,255
You're lying.

937
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,391
You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.

938
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,807
You think
you can just slink, hmm?

939
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,139
Sneak in, sneak around
my house, smiling?

940
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,641
[Chuckles]

941
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,605
I'm onto your shit.

942
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:32,730
[Crowd Noise] [Matt] How do you
even work this stupid thing?

943
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,576
[Applause]
Ah! And we're in business.

944
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:42,283
J; [Heavy Metal]

945
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,837
[On Speakers: H50-hop]

946
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,424
J; [Classical]
[Audience Laughing]

947
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:55,174
[BOY]
,V La, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia! J

948
00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,846
[Audience Jeering]

949
00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:59,140
;; [Continues]

950
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,262
[Casey]
Boo!

951
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,436
Hey. [Chuckles] Hi.

952
00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,684
Um, what are you doing here?

953
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,768
I'm filming for the talent show.

954
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,440
Matt Garetty is filming for
the talent show. Yes, I am.

955
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:15,819
[Chuckles]
Wow.

956
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:17,650
[Jeering Continues]

957
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,577
What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?

958
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,493
How do you like it, huh?
Being on camera? [Feedback]

959
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,539
- I actually don't mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here we go.

960
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,242
Ladies gentlemen,
now coming to the stage-

961
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,463
What? No philosophical comeback for me?
Steve Montgomery

962
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,336
You're probably gonna
want to get this on camera.

963
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:36,211
[Rock] [Steve] C.V.
High, you guys ready for a talent show?

964
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,137
[Cheering]

965
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,261
All my underclassmen, come on.
Make some noise. That's not loud enough.

966
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,512
[Cheering]

967
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,140
How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!

968
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,311
[Cheering] [BOY] Yeah, Steve!

969
00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:50,184
Let me hear it from my seniors, class of 2012!
[Loud Cheering]

970
00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:54,563
Yeah. Shh.

971
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:59,488
Now I want you guys to give it up for the
young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.

972
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:02,161
[Scattered Applause, Boos]
[Insfrumental]

973
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:04,280
[Matt] And you're on.
[Steve] Come on, y'all.

974
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,578
[Casey] What are you guys doing?
[Steve] Let's go, let's go!

975
00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,670
Are you playing a prank on your cousin?
[Matt Chuckles]

976
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,788
That's mean, Matt.
[Jeering Continues]

977
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:14,044
[Matt]
Just watch.

978
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,632
[Female Student]
Really?

979
00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,134
[Continues]

980
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,012
[Male Student] Good luck!
[Casey] What's he doing?

981
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,560
[Female Student]
Show us some talent!

982
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,149
[Audience Laughs]
Nice, Matt.

983
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,894
[Scattered Applause]
[No Audible Dialogue]

984
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,781
[Female Student] Fifty-two Pickup!
Pick 'em up!

985
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:44,154
[Audience Gasps]
[Casey] No way!

986
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,372
[Loud Cheering]

987
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:50,372
[Matt]
Yeah!

988
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:52,044
Whoo!

989
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,334
Go, Andrew!

990
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:56,507
[Casey]
What? What?

991
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,882
[Audience Laughing]

992
00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,760
[Applause]

993
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,225
Are they gonna walk on that?
[Matt] What do you think?

994
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:10,430
[Continues]
[Girls Chattering]

995
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,819
[Audience Gasps] Whoa. He's got it.
He's got it. He's got it.

996
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,194
Easy.

997
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,774
Yeah, you got it.

998
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,072
[Casey]
Holy crap!

999
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,076
Yeah! Cakewalk!
[Loud Applause]

1000
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,999
[Steve]
Give it up, give it up, give it up!

1001
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:35,630
[Casey Squeals]
Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.

1002
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,750
[Continues]

1003
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:42,883
Whoa!
[Laughs]

1004
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,927
[Loud Cheering]
Give it up! Let's go!

1005
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:49,097
Seriously, how are they doing this?
I don't know.

1006
00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:51,638
Magic.

1007
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,392
[Cheering Continues]
Whoo!

1008
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:59,111
[Casey] That was amazing!
Yeah!

1009
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:03,734
[Casey] Whoo! Whoo! Andrew!

1010
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:09,035
Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like,
exploding right now. [Andrew] What?

1011
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,788
This is the beginning of your downfall.
Hubris. Right there.

1012
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:15,745
What's hubris?
Ha, ha, ha.

1013
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:18,293
No, what does �hubris� mean, Matt?
Seriously?

1014
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,337
What does �seriously� mean?
What? I'm-

1015
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,261
Get in there.
Don't push me, dude. I'm going.

1016
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,304
Your fans await.
You're the man of the hour.

1017
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,641
Look at this house!
Oh, sick!

1018
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:31,010
Dude, this place looks huge.
I know.

1019
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,307
It's enormous.
Dude.

1020
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,808
[Steve]
Matt! Andrew!

1021
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,556
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Steve! Oh, my God!

1022
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,355
Everybody's freaking out. Come on, man.
Everybody's been waiting for you.

1023
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,486
V.l.P. coming through.
Coming through!

1024
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:43,564
Andrew Copperfield
coming through!

1025
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,695
Make way, make way.

1026
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,032
Matt, come this way.
Drew, over here.

1027
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,994
Andrew Detmer's
in the house!

1028
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,794
[H50-hop On Speakers]

1029
00:49:56,911 --> 00:50:00,415
[Andrew] How are you feeling?
I'm-I'm- I'm doing good.

1030
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:03,172
Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure?
[Girl] Hey. Hey.

1031
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,172
Hello.
Andrew.

1032
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:06,842
Magic is so hot.
Oh, wow. Thanks.

1033
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:11,183
So, do you not remember me at all?
Um-

1034
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,010
Monica, right? Monica.
Yes!

1035
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,812
...setting the camera down.
I'm setting the camera down.

1036
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:16,897
What-
Oh.

1037
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,982
Oh. [Singsong] Excuse me.

1038
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:21,602
Have you ever played that, over there?
[Chanting]

1039
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,188
Uh, no. I have never
played that, over there.

1040
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:25,906
No?
Never.

1041
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,196
I bet you're good at it.
Uh-

1042
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,820
What, you just throw the ball
into the cups? Yep. Yep.

1043
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:34,916
I actually could be good
at that right now. Yeah?

1044
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,329
Maybe.
Let's find out.

1045
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,667
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!

1046
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,162
What?
Come on.

1047
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,663
Okay, okay.
Come on.

1048
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:41,872
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

1049
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:44,709
There you are.
[Clicks Tongue]

1050
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:47,420
[Cheering]

1051
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,720
Amazing.

1052
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,719
[Steve]
That's what I'm talking about.

1053
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,516
[Continues]

1054
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,934
[Cheering]

1055
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:01,934
[Cheering]

1056
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,816
[Matt]
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

1057
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,446
Hey, where is Andrew anyway?

1058
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,244
Oh.
[Chuckles]

1059
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,165
Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.

1060
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,958
What, like, they went together?

1061
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:21,253
That's my boy. Of course they went together.
What are you talking 'bout?

1062
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,547
Hey, Andrew.
I hope you're seeing this.

1063
00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:25,750
Congratulations, sir.

1064
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,676
I just wanted you to know, dude-

1065
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:31,426
I was really worried about you
before all this, you know?

1066
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:35,135
But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.

1067
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,766
I really, really feel that.

1068
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,724
And I want you to know
I love you, you know?

1069
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:43,434
I love you, man.
It's you and me.

1070
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:47,567
It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.

1071
00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:48,568
[Splashes]
[Girl Yelps]

1072
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,737
Oh, sorry. Sorry. [Girl] No, man.
Excuse yourself.

1073
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,158
[Continues]
[Cheering]

1074
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,909
Oh, man.

1075
00:51:56,030 --> 00:52:00,331
When did I become the one who's out
here filming myself? Hey, Matt.

1076
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,504
Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.

1077
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:05,422
So what are you filming?

1078
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,295
Uh, it's just a thing.

1079
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,968
It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.

1080
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:13,389
Hey, I wanted to-
I wanted to tell you...

1081
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,887
I've really been-
it's been making me think a lot.

1082
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,310
I've been kind of
thinking about it in my-

1083
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,308
No, I have. Like, in my life.

1084
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,890
I've been thinking, if I applied myself,
what I could do.

1085
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,101
I could really-
I could change the world.

1086
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,853
I mean, it's really been-
You're drunk.

1087
00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,529
What?

1088
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,821
[Chuckles]
Hey, Casey?

1089
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:36,700
I've basically been stalking you
since, like, sophomore year.

1090
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,998
Sorry, use of the word �stalking.�
I shouldn't have said-

1091
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,700
You want to get out of here?

1092
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:43,202
Yeah.
Yeah?

1093
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,787
Yes. Yes, definitely.

1094
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:48,044
Uh, I-I have to drop off
the camera first though.

1095
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,085
[Continues]

1096
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:54,798
Okay, you guys are getting ready
to witness history, all right?

1097
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,759
I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors,

1098
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,264
Andrew Detmer becomes a man.

1099
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,523
He's a little boy behind there.
He's scared.

1100
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,191
He's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge-

1101
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,606
[Monica] Oh, God!
from a cocoon or some shit like that.

1102
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,688
Disgusting weirdo!

1103
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,815
Wait. What happened?
Ha-ha. Okay-

1104
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,692
Is that-
Out of my way now!

1105
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,070
Oh, man.
[Andrew] Monica, what happened?

1106
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:20,122
Drew! Drew! it's okay, man.
Don't worry about it.

1107
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,037
Look, it happens to the
best of us, okay? Dude!

1108
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,663
You had
a little too much to drink-

1109
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:26,663
You- Oh. Oh. Whoa, buddy.

1110
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,585
The hell's going on, dude?
Why are you laughing?

1111
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,211
Aw, man.
All over my jacket.

1112
00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:32,676
Stop. Stop laughing.
What are you talking about?

1113
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,797
It's cool, man.
No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.

1114
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,765
Stop what? It's cool, man.
Will you just get out of here?

1115
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,509
Get out! What's your problem?
Drew, Drew!

1116
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,227
You think this is funny?
No, I'm not laughing-

1117
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,269
Get out!

1118
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:52,438
[Mother Coughing]

1119
00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:11,085
[Coughing Continues]

1120
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,511
Dad!
[Thunderclap]

1121
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:24,391
[Mother] Andrew! Please!
I need my medicine.

1122
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:28,100
Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?

1123
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,857
[Mother Screaming]

1124
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:36,198
[Andrew] Where are you?
[Coughing Continues]

1125
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:40,782
Dad!

1126
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:46,706
Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there?
I mean, how selfish can you be?

1127
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,456
I went through your camera.

1128
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,377
What did you see?

1129
00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,880
Just you being a loser.

1130
00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:03,217
You think that those people
are your friends?

1131
00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,471
Huh? They're not.

1132
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,271
You're an embarrassment.

1133
00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:12,146
You're running around this town,
spending my money.

1134
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,773
Look at me
when I'm talking to you!

1135
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:16,025
I didn't spend any
of your money, Richard.

1136
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:19,108
'Cause I don't have
a dime to spend.

1137
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:21,694
Every last cent-
Look at me!

1138
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,288
Every last cent goes to
school for you- School?

1139
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,452
And medication for your mother.
I go to a public school!

1140
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:29,577
I can't even pay for a goddamn- You don't
pay for a public school, you idiot!

1141
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,046
What did you call me?

1142
00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:34,839
Did you call me
an idiot, you shit?

1143
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:37,043
Did you call me an idiot? Huh?

1144
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,712
You piece of shit!

1145
00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:42,924
Get up. I said get up!

1146
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:44,258
Get up!

1147
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,593
[Grunts]
[Rumbling]

1148
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,928
[Andrew Shouts]

1149
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,726
I could crush you, you know that?
Stop it!

1150
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:52,354
Crush you! Get- [Grunts]

1151
00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:53,775
[Rumbling]

1152
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,112
[Groaning]

1153
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,828
[Whimpering]

1154
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,425
[Rumbling Grows Louder]

1155
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,420
[Casey]
Smile, Matt.

1156
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,343
Oh, my God, Matt. Oh. [Coughs]

1157
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:26,175
Can we not do the camera thing
right now, please?

1158
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,473
What happened?
[Sighs]

1159
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:31,852
Uh- It just started
out of nowhere.

1160
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,225
Are you okay?
[Exhales]

1161
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,026
My head hurts really bad.
[Chuckles]

1162
00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:37,648
[Cell Phone Rings]

1163
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,901
That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.

1164
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:41,448
I'll call him back later.

1165
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,363
I think it's time to take-
[Screams]

1166
00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:45,235
Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh, wow.
I did not expect this.

1167
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,236
Give me my-
Whoa!

1168
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:55,414
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Andrew Sobbing]

1169
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:58,169
[Steve]
Hey! Hey, asshole!

1170
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,625
What are you doing up here?

1171
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,381
Just leave me alone,
Steve!

1172
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,838
You can't be up here, dude.
This isn't safe.

1173
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,548
I don't want to talk to anyone.

1174
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,759
Bro! What are you
doing up here?

1175
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,514
Leave me alone!

1176
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,805
How did you find me?
[Thunderclap]

1177
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,357
I don't know, man.
My nose was bleeding.

1178
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,979
I heard your voice
or something like-

1179
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,902
What the hell
happened to your face?

1180
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:20,820
Nothing, man.
Just leave me alone.

1181
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:23,524
No, dude, that's not nothing.
That- Your dad!

1182
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:26,201
Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now.

1183
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,529
Will you stop acting
like you give a shit?

1184
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:32,116
Dude. Why are you talking to me like this?
I'm your best friend.

1185
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,951
I don't have any friends!

1186
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:36,082
You were never my friend
before any of this.

1187
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,880
I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!

1188
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:42,922
We're supposed to fly around the world together.
Don't you- Do you remember that?

1189
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,466
You think I'm- Stop!
Just stop talking to me!

1190
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,806
Why won't you just leave me alone?
Come on, man.

1191
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:50,259
[Audio Distorting] Steve, I'm
telling you, get away from me!

1192
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:53,471
Get away from me now!
Please!

1193
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,555
[Screaming]

1194
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,771
[Audio Stops]

1195
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:05,400
[Hushed Chattering]
[Woman] J Amazing grace ;

1196
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:12,036
,V How sweet the sound J

1197
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:22,255
J That saved a wretch like me ;

1198
00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:28,093
; I once- J;

1199
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,892
[Man] ...who, by the power of
God, are safeguarded in faith.

1200
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,808
Even though you do not see
him now, [Girl Crying]

1201
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:38,390
you rejoice with an indescribable
and glorious joy...

1202
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:41,443
as you attain the goal
of your faith-

1203
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:43,441
the salvation of your soul.

1204
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,482
[Matt] What are you doing?
You filming graves?

1205
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,529
I don't get it.
What do you care?

1206
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:54,205
You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?

1207
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:56,492
I've been busy.
No, you haven't.

1208
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,043
Why aren't you
returning my calls?

1209
00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,620
I just don't feel like talking.

1210
00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,713
Turn off the camera.
No.

1211
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,916
Andrew.
Andrew, turn off the camera.

1212
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,378
Andrew? How did he
get struck by lightning...

1213
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,714
during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?

1214
00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,215
How?

1215
00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:14,267
And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.

1216
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:17,354
Why would Steve go out in the middle of a
field during a lightning storm, Andrew?

1217
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,643
I don't know.
Why? What?

1218
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,395
I don't know
what happened, Matt!

1219
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:22,067
I don't believe you, okay?
I don't believe you.

1220
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:24,437
I want you to turn off the
camera and talk to me. Why?

1221
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,235
'Cause I want to have a conversation with you.
Don't tell me what to do, Matt.

1222
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,487
You can't tell me what to do!
Don't ever tell-

1223
00:59:29,608 --> 00:59:31,360
Give me- Shut it off!
Get off of me!

1224
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,406
[Breathing Heavily]

1225
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,742
Andrew-
Are you joking right now?

1226
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:40,668
Is this a joke to you? l-

1227
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,294
What did you do, Andrew?

1228
00:59:48,376 --> 00:59:50,049
What did you do?

1229
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,756
Who am I supposed
to tell about this?

1230
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:55,809
Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?

1231
00:59:55,884 --> 00:59:58,888
Why won't you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?

1232
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,980
[Sniffling]
[Siren Wailing In Distance]

1233
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:08,029
[Liquid Sloshing]

1234
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,153
Please believe me, Steve.

1235
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,323
Please, it's just l-

1236
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,282
I don't know what I did. l-

1237
01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,619
I lost control, and-

1238
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,208
[Crying]
and I'm so sorry.

1239
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:29,127
This thing is just becoming
a part of me now,

1240
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,882
and I don't-

1241
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,631
I miss you, Steve.

1242
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:54,652
[High-pitched Tone]

1243
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:58,739
[Rumbling]

1244
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,326
[Tone Continues]

1245
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:05,754
[Rumbling Intensifies]

1246
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,011
[Tone, Rumbling Geese]

1247
01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:19,934
[Birds Chirping]
[Insects Buzzing]

1248
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,107
[Chattering]
[Whistle Blows]

1249
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,560
[Coach] ...all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?

1250
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,064
[Chanting]
Get ready. Go!

1251
01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,272
[Player] You guys?
Do not hesitate.

1252
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:34,149
[Chattering]

1253
01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,859
Did you hear
who worked?

1254
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:44,292
He was like- [Imitates
Retching] [Laughing]

1255
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:48,505
Oh! Oh, Andrew!
[imitates Retching]

1256
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,545
[Laughing]
Dry off!

1257
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,342
[Bell Rings] [
Giggling] Totally.

1258
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,172
Hey, Wayne!

1259
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,720
[Grunting]
[Girl Screaming]

1260
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:06,728
Okay, so, see this one here?

1261
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,810
This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like,

1262
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,942
Iasso thing around the root,
you know?

1263
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,149
But then these two-

1264
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,406
these, I did not get as good.

1265
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,487
See how they're broken?

1266
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,915
I think it's because I got them from the
middle, you know, instead of the root.

1267
01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:25,992
[Bell Rings]
Oh. Oh.

1268
01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:29,629
Oh. Sloppy.

1269
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,503
I've been doing a lot of reading,
you know, like, online about, like-

1270
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:35,756
just like evolution
and, like- and natural selection...

1271
01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:38,088
and how, like,
there's this thing, right?

1272
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,845
It is called the apex predator,
right?

1273
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:45,646
And basically what this is is the
strongest animal in the ecosystem, right?

1274
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,098
And as human beings,

1275
01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:50,434
we are- we're considered
the apex predator,

1276
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:53,771
but only because, like, smaller
animals can't feed on us...

1277
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,605
because of weapons
and stuff, right?

1278
01:02:55,689 --> 01:03:00,365
The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle. Right?

1279
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:03,162
You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.

1280
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,122
And I think
that means something.

1281
01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:11,873
[Cracking] I just think
that really means something.

1282
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,805
[On Computer] This one I got really
clean 'cause I did this little, like,

1283
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:26,386
lasso thing.

1284
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:34,687
[Whooshing, Thumps] Andrew,
what happened at school? Huh?

1285
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,314
I need to go and pick up my
mom's medication! Oh, yeah?

1286
01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:39,946
You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that now, Andrew!

1287
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,615
If you did that, you know what I'd have to do!
You'd have to what?

1288
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,784
You have to start thinking.
What would you have to do, Matt?

1289
01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:46,365
There are consequences
to what you do!

1290
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:49,163
You could not do anything to me because I
am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit!

1291
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:52,834
I know what you did. I'm not gonna let you do it again!
I am not going to break your stupid rules!

1292
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:57,588
Okay? So just screw off
and stay out of my life!

1293
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:04,808
[Grunting]

1294
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:21,112
[Karen Gasping]

1295
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,452
I can't breathe.

1296
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,373
Thank you.

1297
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,050
[Heavy Breathing]

1298
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,465
[Andrew] Karen Detmer.
Just one moment.

1299
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,638
[Typing 1

1300
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,932
We're gonna need
a next-day delivery.

1301
01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,932
Co-pay on that is $750.83.

1302
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:53,353
Well, I don't have all that.
Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you.

1303
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,184
You can pay up front, and we
can order next-day delivery.

1304
01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,816
Other than that, I can't help you.
Prick.

1305
01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:01,151
[Father] I don't give a shit.
Do whatever you want.

1306
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,041
[Car Door Closes]

1307
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,627
[Stereo: Rock]

1308
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,508
[Male Vocalist]
Oh!

1309
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:33,222
,P Ooh, yeah ,P

1310
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:39,148
J Ziggy y played guitar J

1311
01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:42,606
,f Jamming good
with Weird and Gilly

1312
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:45,693
,P And the Spiders #om Mars ,P

1313
01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:48,654
J He played it left hand ,P

1314
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:51,580
,f But made it too far;

1315
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,710
,P Became the special man J

1316
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,881
Then he could leave 'em to hang

1317
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,960
They came on so loaded man

1318
01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:06,592
Well-hung and snow-white fan

1319
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:11,010
So where were the Spiders ?

1320
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,597
[Muffled]
Hey.

1321
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,273
Hey!

1322
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:20,143
Give me all your money.
Uh, what? Who is that?

1323
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:23,446
Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.

1324
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,907
Or else? Shit, man.
[Breathing, Echoing]

1325
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,868
Shit, man. Is that Andrew?

1326
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,321
It sounds kind of like Andrew
under there.

1327
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,248
And you got Andrew's
broke-ass backpack on.

1328
01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,289
Oh, you got a gat?
I got a gat too, bitch.

1329
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:39,120
[Screams]

1330
01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,751
Dude!

1331
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,835
[Grunts]

1332
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,848
Whoa, dude!
[Screaming]

1333
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,642
[Thudding]

1334
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,874
[Sirens Wailing]

1335
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,131
[Sirens Wailing, Louder]

1336
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,231
[Muzak]

1337
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:52,486
[Panting]

1338
01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,456
[Grunts]

1339
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,625
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!

1340
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,498
Come on, come on, come on!

1341
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,581
[Mutters]

1342
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,503
Hey!

1343
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:22,356
[No Audio]

1344
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:39,115
[Man] The camera needs to
stay on for our investigation.

1345
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,959
[Father]
Jesus Christ.

1346
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,584
Can I have a moment
alone with my son?

1347
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:47,040
If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.

1348
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,295
Yeah, yeah.

1349
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,217
[Monitor Beeping]

1350
01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:57,137
[Quiet Sobbing]

1351
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:17,738
[Crying]

1352
01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:25,871
Oh!
[Crying Continues]

1353
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,427
[Grunts]

1354
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,095
Your mother's dead.

1355
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,100
She died last night
while I was out looking for you.

1356
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,441
I came home, and, uh,

1357
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:59,407
she was there
in her bed.

1358
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:01,990
If I just could have
been there for her.

1359
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,499
I was always there for her when
you were out screwing around.

1360
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:10,631
And this one time-

1361
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:14,840
this... one time...

1362
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:18,298
that she needed me,
and you took me away!

1363
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,725
I want you
to apologize to me.

1364
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:28,232
I know you can hear me, so I
want you to sit up right now...

1365
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,980
and apologize to me.

1366
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:33,692
You selfish,
selfish asshole!

1367
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,569
[Beeping Intensifies]
[Rumbling]

1368
01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,400
This is your fault!

1369
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,450
You-

1370
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:40,199
[No Audio]

1371
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,251
[Shouts]
Do you hear me?

1372
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:48,748
Your mother is dead,
and it is your fault!

1373
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:53,883
[Cheering]
Happy birthday!

1374
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:56,586
Pound it? Pound it? [Laughing]

1375
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,967
Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.

1376
01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:02,596
Yes, the big one.
[Casey] Oh, my God. Matt.

1377
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,677
Matt, your nose again.

1378
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,438
Are you okay?

1379
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:11,230
Oh, shit!
Baby, you're really bleeding.

1380
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:15,363
[Groaning] Matt, your nose!
Oh, my God.

1381
01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:17,190
Did you hear that?
How can you not hear that?

1382
01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,033
Hear what? What are you hearing?
It's so-

1383
01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,777
Something's wrong with Andrew.
[Woman] Come in here! Casey!

1384
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,703
[TV: Theme]

1385
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:25,123
[Man] We apologize for the
delay but as of right now,

1386
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:29,039
every news helicopier in Greater King
County is headed to Seatle. Oh, my God.

1387
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,371
Again, right now,
we have very little information,

1388
01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:35,175
but if appears a bomb has gone oh'
at Ballard Community Hospital

1389
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,251
[Matt] Casey, come here. Come here.
Come here. Please. Please.

1390
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,504
What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this?
Where are your keys at?

1391
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,506
What? Matt- Just stay here.
I'll be back.

1392
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,760
I just have to drive there, okay?
Please, wait! Matt, please!

1393
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:47,888
Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
Andrew's what?

1394
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,390
I'm sure that Andrew is fine.
[Engine Starts]

1395
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,648
Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city.
Tell me what's going on.

1396
01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:56,855
Shit. I gotta get-
Is that a roadblock?

1397
01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,940
Nobody else is driving this way!
Talk to me!

1398
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,318
Casey, I need to think, okay?
[On Bullhorn] Stop!

1399
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,118
I gotta find another way downtown.
Shit!

1400
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:04,696
Go back and take
the Madison exit.

1401
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,415
[Sirens Wailing]
Come on.

1402
01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,671
Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
Wait!

1403
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:15,373
Matt, wait for me!

1404
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:18,843
[Woman On Radio] All units, report to Ballard
Communnity Hospital [People Shouting]

1405
01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,505
Excuse me.

1406
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:23,089
Sir, excuse me.

1407
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,227
Matt!
What are we doing here?

1408
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,144
[Sparking Sound]

1409
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,558
[Crowd Gasping]
[Casey] Oh, my God!

1410
01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,563
You gotta put me down!
Please! Stop!

1411
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,272
[Andrew]
You did this to me!

1412
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,983
[Crowd Gasping, Screaming]

1413
01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:44,444
[Casey]
Matt! Oh, my God!

1414
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:51,542
Holy shit! Holy shit!

1415
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,957
Matt! Casey, we gotta go!
We gotta go right now!

1416
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,084
Get in the car!
Let's go.

1417
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,003
Andrew's out of control.
What are you talking about?

1418
01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:00,627
[Crying] I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you. I-

1419
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,595
Oh, my God, Matt!
Stop the car!

1420
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:06,299
It's gonna crash.
Holy shit!

1421
01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:08,222
[Crashing]
Oh, shit!

1422
01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:10,269
[Tires Screech]

1423
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,889
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Get off the road now! [Screams]

1424
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:15,316
Oh, my God!

1425
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:17,359
Hold on to me!

1426
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,979
[Casey Panting]
it's not me, it's Andrew!

1427
01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:24,526
Hold on!
[Panting]

1428
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:29,410
I can't stop it! I can't control the car!
I can't control it.

1429
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:31,161
Shit!

1430
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,413
Andrew!
Oh, God, hold on!

1431
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,707
[Casey Screaming]
Hold on to me!

1432
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,914
[Shouts]

1433
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:40,591
I can't get the door open!

1434
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,761
[Hitting Door]
[Grunting]

1435
01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:45,471
[Grunts]
[Glass Shattering]

1436
01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:48,512
Oh, my God!
Andrew! Andrew, stop!

1437
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:54,643
Casey! [Screams] Matt!

1438
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,732
Matt!
[Crashing]

1439
01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:59,728
[Metal Squealing]
[Casey Screams]

1440
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,446
Help me!

1441
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,033
[Screams]
Casey, hold on!

1442
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:13,416
[Casey Crying]
Matt.

1443
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,999
Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?

1444
01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,206
Matt, please don't go!
Matt!

1445
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:22,171
[Man On Radio] We got a car on #re
under the Needle. Possible casualties.

1446
01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:25,298
We need emergency response now.

1447
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:27,551
[Man #2 On Radio]
/ don't know how to describe this.

1448
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:29,428
[People Shouting]

1449
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,094
[Reporter] That is the Needle we're
looking at, and as you can see, there are-

1450
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:35,392
[Chattering]
You're not gonna believe this.

1451
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,473
Are you seeing this?

1452
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,067
[Man]
Back away from the window!

1453
01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:45,318
[On Police Radio]
What the hell are they doing up there?

1454
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,901
Get down!
[Screaming]

1455
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,205
Seventeen, beware.
[Continues, /nd/sf/not]

1456
01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:58,081
You're gonna have to divert.

1457
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,039
Andrew!
Andrew, look at me!

1458
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:04,547
This has to stop right now, okay?
This is really, really bad!

1459
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:06,252
Why did you catch him?

1460
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,509
- Listen! Just focus, okay?
-I dropped him!

1461
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,678
Why did you catch him?
Andrew, this is not a game!

1462
01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:14,226
Do you understand?
You're hurting people.

1463
01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:16,770
You're weak, Matt! You're all weak!

1464
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,019
- Andrew-
- I'm stronger than all of this!

1465
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:21,521
Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just-Just- I need you to listen.

1466
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,352
Just focus for a second.

1467
01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,859
Do not tell me what to do!

1468
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,033
[Man On Radio] I'm trying to explain.
I got two individuals.

1469
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:32,029
They can't stop us. It's not too
late for us to go. It is too late!

1470
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:34,864
I'm done! it's over!

1471
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:37,996
You treated me like shit!
You left me alone!

1472
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:41,124
Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!

1473
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:43,877
I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!

1474
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:47,301
And we can stop this right now,
you and me!

1475
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,673
Andrew, we can just fly away.
We can get out of here.

1476
01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,884
We can be family.

1477
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:56,890
Andrew.
Andrew, look at yourself.

1478
01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:00,140
This isn't who you are.
[Whispers] I'm an apex predator.

1479
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,565
What?

1480
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,938
[Helicopters Whirring]

1481
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,895
I'm an apex predator.

1482
01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:08,151
[Horn Honks]

1483
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,858
No! No!

1484
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:14,241
[Crowd Screaming]

1485
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:17,240
[Groans]

1486
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,744
[Woman] Oh, my gosh!
Call the police!

1487
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,295
[Groans]

1488
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,543
[Retching]

1489
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,340
Andrew, no!
[Crowd Screams]

1490
01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:34,591
[No Audio]

1491
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:37,184
[Siren Wailing]
Oh! Whoa!

1492
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,142
[Crashing]

1493
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,651
[Woman] Paul! Paul, stay away
from the window! Okay, okay!

1494
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:49,568
Paul! Don't stand at the window!
Are you seeing this? Hey!

1495
01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:51,194
[Screams]

1496
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:54,326
Stay down, babe! Stay down!

1497
01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,373
[Alarm Blaring]

1498
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:02,918
[Alarm #2 Blaring]

1499
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,495
[Alarm #3 Blaring]

1500
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,678
Andrew!

1501
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,630
[Helicopter Whirring]

1502
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:17,341
[Man On Police Radio] Two subjects down.
One injured, one mobile.

1503
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:20,720
[Woman Screaming]
Andrew? Andrew, look at me.

1504
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:23,682
This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?

1505
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,437
[Grunts]

1506
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,314
I'm gonna get you help, okay?

1507
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,646
[Woman On Police Radio]
All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way.

1508
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:33,232
[Grunts]
Get out of here! it's not safe!

1509
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,158
[Police Radio Chatter]

1510
01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,578
Andrew? Andrew?

1511
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,576
[Siren Wailing]

1512
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:42,495
[Man] Are you getting this?
Don't move!

1513
01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,418
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

1514
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:48,373
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!

1515
01:17:48,455 --> 01:17:50,128
[Man On Radio] He appears
to be held at gunpoint but-

1516
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:51,129
Oh, my God!

1517
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:54,379
[Officer] Arms up in the air!
[Matt] Don't shoot, please!

1518
01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:56,429
He's hurt!

1519
01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:59,057
Get on the ground!
Wait! Wait!

1520
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:01,477
Do what he says!
Now, get down!

1521
01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:04,772
- Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!

1522
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,849
[Matt] Please don't shoot!
We will shoot you!

1523
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:10,402
- I'm not gonna do anything!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!

1524
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,113
[Siren Approaching]
Take him out!

1525
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:15,442
[Screaming]

1526
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,445
Leave me alone!

1527
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,380
Shit!

1528
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:32,208
Whoa! Whoa! Wow!

1529
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:34,419
[Man On Radio, Faint]

1530
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:40,721
[Screaming]
[Alarm Whooping]

1531
01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,857
We have multiple explosions.

1532
01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:51,068
Get in position!
We have 'em in our sights!

1533
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:53,771
We're covered!
Hold it right there! [Gun Cocks]

1534
01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:57,150
No! Stop!

1535
01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,951
[Groaning]

1536
01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:00,778
We have you surrounded!

1537
01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:03,952
No!
Hands where we can see 'em!

1538
01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,159
Stay down! Stay down!

1539
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,086
Stay down!
I repeat, do not move!

1540
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:14,417
[Groaning]

1541
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,502
Additional units on the far side!

1542
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,255
[Grunting]

1543
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,136
Yo, stay down!

1544
01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:23,638
Stay down! Don't move!

1545
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,436
Andrew! Andrew!

1546
01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:28,185
Stop! Don't hurt them!
Andrew!

1547
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,435
Open fire!

1548
01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:36,443
[Shouting]
[Rapid Gunfire]

1549
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,369
[Shouting Continues]

1550
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:44,947
[Shouting Stops, Pants]

1551
01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:46,782
[Shouts]

1552
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:56,130
- [Grunts]
- [Andrew Shouting]

1553
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,506
Andrew!

1554
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,391
Andrew! Andrew, stop!

1555
01:20:04,466 --> 01:20:06,059
Please, stop!

1556
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,432
[Screaming]

1557
01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:13,017
Andrew!

1558
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:15,986
Don't make me do this!

1559
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:18,982
Stop!

1560
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:21,817
[Loud Rumbling]

1561
01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:29,083
[Screaming]

1562
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,246
[Sobs]

1563
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:39,210
[Man On Radio]
...reports of casualties.

1564
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:43,093
At least two structures
have been destroyed

1565
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:46,183
[Siren Wailing] [Man] I
think they're both down!

1566
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,510
[Man On Radio]
Two men out

1567
01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:50,517
Show me right now eastbound on-

1568
01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,894
Yes, sin
I'm about two blocks away. I see it.

1569
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,268
Move up.

1570
01:20:57,436 --> 01:20:59,609
[Siren Wailing]
[Helicopter Passing]

1571
01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:04,531
Hey! Oh!
What are you doing?

1572
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,707
[Seagulls Calling]

1573
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:22,302
[Wind Whistling]

1574
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:34,815
[Heavy Breathing]

1575
01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:48,866
[Thuds, Clicks]

1576
01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,241
Hey, Andrew.

1577
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,872
[Sighs]

1578
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:01,918
I just wanted to say that...

1579
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,221
I'm sorry and, uh,

1580
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:13,012
I- I hope...

1581
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:16,190
that you know that I did
what I had to do.

1582
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:20,019
You're not a bad person.
I know that.

1583
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:23,021
That's all that matters.

1584
01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:26,901
And, uh, I want you to know...

1585
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:29,112
that I'm gonna be better
from now on.

1586
01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:31,492
I'm gonna help people.

1587
01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,950
[Exhales] I'm gonna find out
what happened to us down there.

1588
01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:36,000
I don't care how long it takes.

1589
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,078
I'm gonna get answers.

1590
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:42,208
I'm gonna do it for you,
and I'm gonna do it for Steve.

1591
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,964
And...

1592
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,669
I just-

1593
01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:48,381
[Exhales]

1594
01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,342
I love you, man.

1595
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:54,178
[Sighs] I didn't ever
get a chance to tell you,

1596
01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:56,229
but I love you.

1597
01:22:56,930 --> 01:23:00,275
[Horn Blowing]

1598
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,235
And guess what.

1599
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,783
You made it.

1600
01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,006
Whoo-hoo!

1601
01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:26,585
[Echoing]
TOURISTIC-hoo!

1602
01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:30,427
Isn't it beautiful?

1603
01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:35,515
Good-bye, Andrew.

1604
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,562
[Whooshing]
[Low Rumbling]

1605
01:29:23,316 --> 01:29:24,317
[Electronic Crackle]

1606
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:29,999
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