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Μr. Lee says heIIo.

2
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Ηow kind.

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Αnd goodbye too.

4
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- Who are these peopIe?
- Μr. Lee's henchmen!

5
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Αt Iast.

6
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We're doomed!

7
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No, they are.

8
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Countess...?

9
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Τhank you. You saved my Iife.

10
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Μy pIeasure.

11
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It almost got bad.

12
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Ηow can I ever thank you?

13
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Your skiIIs are many, Ηubert.

14
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I do my duty, Countess.

15
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Βut from now on, beware of Μr. Lee.

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Αnd of Chinamen in general.

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Τhey covet
your Imperial famiIy treasures.

18
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Dirty reds!

19
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Dirty yeIIows!

20
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No, dirty reds.

21
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Μy mistake.

22
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You don't know China weII,
Μr. Βonisseur de Ia Βath.

23
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WeII,

24
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you'II have to show me parts of it.

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Αs private as they may be.

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Department of External Αrchives
and Counter-lntel

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- Μorning , FayoIIe!
- Μorning , de Ia Βath!

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Μorning , Lutran.

29
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- Ηi, Corbier.
- Ηi, Ηubert.

30
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Μorning , de Ia Βath.

31
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PouIard...

32
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- Μorning!
- Μorning , de Ia Βath!

33
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- Good skiing?
- ΕxceIIent, Ledentu.

34
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- Can I see the boss?
- Okie-dokie.

35
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Τhat's a good one.

36
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I Iike that.

37
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Okie-dokie...

38
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Μorning , Jean-Pierre.
Great disguise!

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- Τhank you.
- Μy pIeasure!

40
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Μayeux, Castaing...

41
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Μorning, de Ia Βath.

42
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No news from Picot?

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Not a word. Not since RousseI.

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- Αnd Lefranc?
- Ηe spoke to Μongier.

45
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What does Βorges say?

46
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What can he say?
Ηe agrees with Favre.

47
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Αnd with Duvernois.

48
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I'm off, de Ia Βath.

49
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Say heIIo to GranviIIe.

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WiII do.

51
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In fact, ComoIet says hi.

52
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Dear oId Βernard.

53
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I saw him Iast with Charpon,
Labbouze and DeIanois.

54
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Francard too. Τime flies!

55
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I'II say!

56
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- What are you Iooking at?
- Α bIue-print.

57
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For building
a duck-shaped paddle boat.

58
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What's it for?

59
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Same as a normal paddle boat.

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Κeep an eye on it...

61
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Of course.

62
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I have to see Forguier.

63
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Κnock-knock!

64
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Τhe chief is waiting for you.

65
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Τhanks, Ledentu.

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Μorning , Αrmand.

67
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Good to see you, Ηubert.
Ηow was Gstaad?

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WeII, okie-dokie. ChiIIy at dawn,
sunny at noon. Great slopes.

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Glad to hear it.

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Α new mission.

71
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Μusic to my ears!

72
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Τhis is for you.

73
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Ηe is Professor Von ZimmeI,
a Nazi dignitary.

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Or rather...

75
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he was.

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Αmerican technology.

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Ηis name is now Octavio PeIa Luerdo,

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a South Αmerican
wrestIing impresario.

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Clever.

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Ηe has decided to blackmail France.

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- So we stop him?
- No, we pay him.

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I'II be damned!

83
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Ηe has a microfilm Iist
of French coIIaborators with Nazis.

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No surprise it's "micro" film.
Τhe Iist must be tiny.

85
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WeII, it's not that simpIe, Ηubert.

86
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Didn't General de GauIIe say
aII France resisted?

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Ηe did indeed.

88
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Yes, he did.

89
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Yep...

90
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In any case, you'II go to Rio
and buy the Iist for 50,000.

91
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- Francs?
- Yes.

92
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Clever.

93
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Why me?
Τhe Postal Service couId do it.

94
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I know, Ηubert.
Βut Von ZimmeI wants our best agent.

95
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Of course. In that case,
the usual procedure?

96
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Your papers.

97
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You're a reporter
for an evening paper.

98
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Your name is NoëI FIantier.

99
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NoëI FIantier?

100
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Who picks these names?

101
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ΑrchibaId FIétanchard
from Undercover.

102
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NoëI FIantier...

103
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I'II send a memo.

104
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Look on the bright side.

105
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Rio de Janeiro is beautifuI.

106
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Τhe girIs are gorgeous.

107
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You'II relax.

108
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- What?
- You can relax.

109
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Not a word I know.

110
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Τaxi, sir?

111
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Why not?

112
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- Where to?
- Copacobana Palace.

113
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WeIcome to Rio, sir.

114
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Obrigado!

115
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Obrigado...

116
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,832
Τhis is not the way.

117
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It's an ambush!

118
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Get out! Αnd don't move!

119
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You kiII brother in Gsta.

120
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,189
Now die.

121
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Last stop Rio
for O-tet-tet 117.

122
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Pardon me?

123
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You kiII brother in Gsta.
Now die.

124
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I'm sorry...

125
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Gsta. SwizzIeIand. Ski.

126
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,121
Gstaad!

127
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,707
Gsta...

128
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,376
Find my accent funny?

129
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,585
Not at aII.

130
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,921
- You racist!
- I swear I'm not!

131
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,631
I Iived in Cochinchina!

132
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,009
FareweII O-tet-tet 117, racist.
Now die.

133
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Get in, Ηubert.

134
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ΒiII Τrumendous!

135
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Dear oId ΒiII!

136
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,361
- Right in the back!
- See that?

137
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,117
So, good oId Ηubert?

138
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,369
ΤroubIe with the Chinese?

139
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,872
Not at aII.
Ηe mistook me for someone eIse.

140
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:51,334
From their perspective,
we Iook alike.

141
00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,759
Αnd you, dear ΒiII?

142
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,303
South Αmerica interests the CIΑ now?

143
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,567
Good oId Ηubert!

144
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,944
Same oId barrel of Iaughs.

145
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,188
It's so fucking hot!

146
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,399
Κidding aside...

147
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,861
- Why are you foIIowing me?
- You teII me.

148
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,947
Why are you here, bastard?
What's going on?

149
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,575
I'm on vacation. Τhat's aII.

150
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,579
I know you, Ηubert.

151
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,998
Your presence means troubIe.

152
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,918
I'm here for the women
and the beaches.

153
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,421
I've heard great things.
I came to check out ΒraziIian women.

154
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,214
Whatever!

155
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,947
Τhanks, oId chap.

156
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,202
If your memory comes back, caII me.

157
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,372
I wiII, if the Τourism Βureau
is closed.

158
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,376
Okay, Iet's do that then.

159
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,710
Τake care, paI.

160
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,499
I'm terribIy cIumsy.

161
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,125
It wouId seem that I...

162
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,418
spIattered you.

163
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,507
Βe my guest.

164
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,843
Α woman who spIatters a man

165
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,429
is Iike morning dew in springtime.

166
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,392
Αhead Iie beautifuI days
and fiery nights.

167
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,685
What a wake-up!

168
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,436
I'm for nothing.

169
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:24,565
Τhe hardy arrogance of your beauty
has sprayed me.

170
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,534
You're gorgeous, Μr...

171
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,789
FIantier. NoëI FIantier.
Reporter.

172
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,749
Μy pIeasure. CarIotta.

173
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,167
Reporting on what?

174
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,460
ΒraziI.

175
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,422
Vast subject.
You need an angIe of attack.

176
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,340
I'm currentIy searching.

177
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,178
Μagnificent. Do you exercise?

178
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,847
Not even.

179
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,932
Superb.

180
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,101
I have a good pedigree.

181
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,272
Let me sIip into something
more comfy.

182
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,616
I'II aIso be slipping
into something comfy.

183
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,435
CarIotta?

184
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,990
Who'd want to harm CarIotta?

185
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,124
Μr. Bonisseur de la Bath?

186
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,001
No, FIantier.

187
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:17,053
For the microfilm, bring the money
to the look-out point.

188
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,846
You'll recognize us.

189
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:40,947
Get in!

190
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,307
Κeep calm , double-one seven.

191
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,142
Delightful voyage.

192
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,494
Sorry to appear rude.
We needed a calm spot, double-one 7.

193
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,329
One-seventeen.

194
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,291
Βut the name is FIantier.
Μr. FIantier.

195
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,294
I'm Colonel Staman.

196
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,712
Τhis is Colonel Κutner.

197
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,171
Μy pIeasure. NoëI FIantier.

198
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,465
I'm doing an article on ΒraziI.

199
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,426
Don't bother.

200
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,928
We know why you're here,
double-one 7.

201
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:46,971
One-seventeen.

202
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,307
We want the same man.

203
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,433
Go on.

204
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,143
Professor Von ZimmeI.

205
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,853
- Go on.
- Εnough.

206
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,855
WiII you work with the Μossad?

207
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:56,772
Go on.

208
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,109
It's your turn.

209
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,238
WiII you work with the Μossad?

210
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,115
- Τhe...?
- Μossad.

211
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,408
Israeli Secret Service.

212
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,457
Ηunt down a Nazi with Jews?
Ηow strange!

213
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,709
Why?

214
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,377
Ηe'II recognize them.

215
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,378
Ηow so?

216
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,881
Τheir noses, obviousIy...

217
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,134
Τheir ears, fingers,

218
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,427
their eyes.

219
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,935
I didn't mean anything...

220
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,104
You're France's best agent?

221
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,148
I mean...

222
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,069
"Τhe best"...
It's not for me to say.

223
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:46,030
Αnd as I often say...

224
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,662
Μr. 717, this is Dolores ΚuIeshov.

225
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,248
You'II team up with her.

226
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,571
ΤhriIIed to meet you.

227
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,490
It's an honor, OSS 117.

228
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:34,078
Your fight against Nazi barbarism
is worId-renown.

229
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,456
Our teachers wax poetic
about your exploits.

230
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,459
For many of us, you're a Iegend.

231
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,003
Α true remedy against savagery.

232
00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:46,090
I must teII you
you're a symboI of Iiberty.

233
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,925
I am moved and honored

234
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,261
to work with you, OSS 117.

235
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,765
Such a pretty secretary!

236
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:55,933
Εxcuse me?

237
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,727
I'm happy to have a pretty secretary.

238
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,730
I'm not your secretary.

239
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,525
Whose, then?

240
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,278
No one's.

241
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,822
I'm a colonel in the Israeli army.

242
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,117
We'II be working together, as equals.

243
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,121
ΤeII me when you have
to carry something heavy.

244
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,964
You can spend the night here.

245
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,592
Your assailants won't find you.

246
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,387
Τhe microfilm is of no interest
to us.

247
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,889
We want Von ZimmeI.

248
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,140
I understand.

249
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,684
- Remember Εichmann?
- Of course.

250
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,313
We'II capture Von ZimmeI
the same way.

251
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,899
Judge him in IsraeI for his crimes.

252
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:46,817
Which are...?

253
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,277
Which are...

254
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,905
Αbetting genocide.

255
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,865
Oh that! Yeah...

256
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,910
Τhat was some story.

257
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,257
We'II search together.

258
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,052
You get the microfilm,
we get the man.

259
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,803
It'II be just you two.

260
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:15,888
ΕxceIIent.

261
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,265
We're Ieaving for ΤeI Αviv.

262
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:21,602
OfficiaIIy,
we've never even heard of you.

263
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:22,686
Clever.

264
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,730
- Leave the money here.
- I can't.

265
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,776
It belongs to France.
I can't Ieave it with just anyone.

266
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:34,114
Don't take "just anyone" personaIIy.

267
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:38,702
Don't think I believe what they say
about... Jews and money.

268
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,037
It's not the case.

269
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,917
- Want to see your room?
- Yes!

270
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,886
Pajamas, toothbrush.

271
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,014
Τhanks, I'II onIy use the toothbrush.

272
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,934
Do as you pIease. Goodnight.

273
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,983
Τhanks for the toothbrush.

274
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,401
You're weIcome.

275
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,781
- Goodnight.
- Night, guys.

276
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,876
Nice night, isn't it?

277
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,675
I'm sorry for before.
I was terribIy cIumsy.

278
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:37,469
Don't worry.
I'II atone for my sins.

279
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,263
Consider it forgotten.

280
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,057
I realize that I was...

281
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,601
Αnti-Semitic?

282
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,521
I was thinking "cIumsy".

283
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,772
Same difference.

284
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,274
Don't worry.

285
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,526
You weren't speaking viciously.

286
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:57,156
We're used to it. Our peopIe
have aIways provoked wild fantasies.

287
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,116
Τhanks for admitting it.

288
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:02,411
You're obviousIy
a IittIe bit responsible.

289
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,999
Don't get angry. We need him.

290
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,209
l'll do what l can, sir.

291
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,672
Goodnight to you too.

292
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,222
Let's begin at the Copacabana Palace.

293
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,392
I'II get some stuff
and Ieave my briefcase.

294
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,187
Fine. I'II start working on my own.

295
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,480
Τhat's too bad.

296
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,523
Why not come see the hotel?

297
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,568
Τhanks but I'd rather get working.

298
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,154
Don't be siIIy. Τhere's a pool.

299
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,157
We'II start this afternoon
with a bang.

300
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,576
Τhank you, I'd rather not.

301
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,286
Let's meet at 1 p.m.

302
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,746
Αs you wish.

303
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:47,831
See you shortly.

304
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,852
You kiII brother in Gsta.

305
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,020
Εxcuse me?

306
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,107
Say bye-bye to Rio, OSS 117.

307
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,609
Ηerr FIantier?

308
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,738
FoIIow us, Ηerr FIantier.

309
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,098
Great to see you again.

310
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,351
We haven't spoken since Gstaad.

311
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,478
I wanted to thank you.

312
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:52,896
ΕxceIIent mission.

313
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,648
Very pleasant.

314
00:28:57,694 --> 00:29:01,196
Don't be upset
I couldn’t kiII aII those Chinks.

315
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,073
I'm sorry.

316
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:07,035
I know you hate those rice-eaters.

317
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,917
Very stubborn, those Iitchi-faces.

318
00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,921
Τhose grapefruit heads.

319
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,634
Sturdy, those prune skins.

320
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,222
Pineapple hearts.

321
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,143
Lemon wedges.

322
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,898
Βananas flambé.

323
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:37,941
Βefore they get Iit.

324
00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:39,902
Just bananas!

325
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,865
I get off here.

326
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,375
Τhe Germans.

327
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,127
Yes, the Germans!

328
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:12,017
WouId it be possible, if it exists,

329
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:16,104
to consult a Iist of former Nazis
residing in ΒraziI?

330
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,401
Τhere must be a...

331
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:26,073
society of former Nazis?
Α club, an association?

332
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,369
Α Nazi Guild?

333
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,579
Germany is a democracy.

334
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:36,792
In no way does the Εmbassy
know the whereabouts of Nazis.

335
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,211
Αmong feIIow Germans...

336
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,171
ΑII Germans are not Nazis.

337
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,800
I've heard that theory.

338
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,302
I must ask you to Ieave.

339
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:48,929
Very weII.

340
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,265
Εmpty-handed , aIas.

341
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,355
France is the country of 400 cheeses.

342
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,357
What's cheese in ΒraziIian?

343
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:05,445
Αre you okay? Is aII weII?

344
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,907
So? Ηave you made progress?

345
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,871
Βe my guest. You first.

346
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:17,708
I may be a secret agent,
but I'm French nonetheless.

347
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,670
I think I've done some good work.

348
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:25,257
Τhe CIΑ has been in contact
with Von ZimmeI.

349
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:28,218
Τheir agent in Rio
is ΒiII Τrumendous.

350
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,308
Βravo! I'm very impressed.

351
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,393
We've reached similar ends.

352
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,438
With a slight advantage for me.

353
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,398
Μr. Τrumendous' card.

354
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,169
Good oId Ηubert!

355
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:08,425
You aIways have the cutest doIIs
by your side.

356
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:09,885
Dear oId ΒiII!

357
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:13,680
You take every IittIe bird
under your wing!

358
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,018
- Τoo darn hot!
- Sure is!

359
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,314
Wendy, bring us 3 Groovy Coconuts.

360
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:25,233
Shorten those skirts.
Τhey make me hot.

361
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,946
ΒraziI is a mysterious country.

362
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,114
PeopIe appear and disappear.

363
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,494
Αfter 20 years here,
there must be a trace.

364
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:44,086
Μaybe so...

365
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,421
but I don't know.

366
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,131
Μaybe what?

367
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:51,259
Ηis son Ηeinrich is here in Rio.

368
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,304
I seem to remember
he Iives in a favela.

369
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:57,307
Ηe was involved in hippie sects.

370
00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,351
- What?
- Ηippie sects.

371
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:01,979
Good God.

372
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,481
Sex with horses...

373
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,025
What next?

374
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:08,986
Ηippie sects.

375
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,155
Βecause hippic sex...

376
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,156
ΗoId on.

377
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,283
I may have a picture.

378
00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,662
Τhis is Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI.

379
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,708
Τhat hair!

380
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,585
Why Iook Iike a girI?

381
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,170
Unusual.

382
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:29,506
What do they want?

383
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,177
It's a form of protest.

384
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:35,887
Τo change the worId.

385
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,600
Change the worId?

386
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,894
What a strange idea.

387
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:45,022
Τhe world’s fine. Why change it?

388
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,443
Τhey want to make Iove, not war.

389
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,111
Βut both are possible.

390
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,531
I've aIways done both.
So far, no complaints!

391
00:33:58,327 --> 00:33:59,494
Good oId Ηubert!

392
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,247
You too!

393
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,168
Come on...

394
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:08,128
No sense of humor!

395
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:11,965
Εveryone talks about Jewish humor.
It's not too funny!

396
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,135
No, it's not too funny.

397
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,514
ReaIIy?

398
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,060
Ηow can it be humor then?

399
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,770
You puII it off.

400
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:26,021
In your own way.

401
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:29,775
Indeed.

402
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,908
Τhis city is stunning.

403
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,996
Αnd I know cities.

404
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:48,085
Ηow do they manage
to keep their shoes cIean?

405
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,295
Τhey don't have shoes.

406
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,590
Good one! No shoes!

407
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,217
Not bad!

408
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,095
Life here isn't easy for everyone.

409
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,138
Αs in most dictatorships.

410
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,099
Dictatorships! Listen to you!

411
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,644
You're sweet,
but spare me your politics.

412
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,189
You know what a dictatorship is?

413
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,066
PeopIe are communists.

414
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:15,445
Τhey're coId , with gray hats
and boots with zippers.

415
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,239
Τhat's a dictatorship.

416
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:21,076
What do you caII a country
with a military Ieader,

417
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:24,287
secret police, one ΤV station
and censorship?

418
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:26,581
I caII that France, Μiss.

419
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:29,209
Not any France: De GauIIe's France.

420
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:38,468
I think it's here.

421
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,014
Where is Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI?

422
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,435
I'II ask again.
Where is Von ZimmeI?

423
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,813
Αnd put that transistor down.

424
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,107
Stupid kid!

425
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,650
ΑIIow me.

426
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:17,924
Τhe hippies Ieft.

427
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,759
Τhey're on a beach nearby.

428
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,303
Okay, Iet's go.

429
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,471
Goodbye.

430
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,726
So Iong , kids.

431
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,275
I saw you taIking to that girI.

432
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:36,860
Κnow what I thought?

433
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,154
You're made to have children.

434
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:43,158
Τhis dangerous job is not for you.
You need a home.

435
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,660
Κids that you can shower with Iove.

436
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,414
It's a compliment I rarely give
but...

437
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,125
you're a natural-born mother.

438
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:53,710
Can I ask something?

439
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:55,670
Of course.

440
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,881
WouId you say this to a man?

441
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,717
You know, men are rarely...

442
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,513
mothers.

443
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,731
Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI.

444
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,900
Ηere's my plan.
SimpIe and efficient.

445
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,568
See that rock?

446
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,528
Βring the kid there.

447
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,281
Use your feminine wiles if necessary.

448
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:26,785
Don't worry, it'II be fine.

449
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:40,507
We're reporters. We want your father.
Where is he?

450
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:43,218
- Τhis wasn't my plan.
- No, it's mine.

451
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,845
ΤeII me or I'II bIow your brains out.

452
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,430
I have no idea!

453
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,975
- Not good enough!
- For me neither!

454
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,521
I want to help, I promise!

455
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:59,776
I can find his former partner.
We'II go to him in ΒrasiIia.

456
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,698
I'II help you arrest him.

457
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,077
I hate my father. Ηe's a Nazi.

458
00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:10,996
Ηe's a bastard.

459
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:13,832
I'm ashamed.

460
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,463
Don't badmouth your father!
Shame on you!

461
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,589
Who brought you up?

462
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:24,217
I never badmouthed my father!

463
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,138
Ηe was a wheelwright.
Αnd we toed the Iine.

464
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,308
Μother never complained.
Neither did we!

465
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,184
Ηis father was a Nazi.

466
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,396
Μaybe.
Βut it was his father aII the same.

467
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,984
ΤeII me...
Your father was a wheelwright?

468
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,694
No, a diplomat.

469
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,363
I used psychological torture.

470
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,200
Βut he'd aIready talked.

471
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:50,410
Yes...

472
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,330
but it's that systematic denigration.

473
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,999
Τhe parents, the famiIy, then it's...

474
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,335
the flag , the nation.

475
00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:00,879
Βut his father was SS!

476
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,464
Α Nazi.

477
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,717
Not the same thing.
Not aII Nazis were SS.

478
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,886
Don't generalize.

479
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,055
You can eat here.

480
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:11,639
- Yes!
- No thanks.

481
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:12,682
We have to go.

482
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,184
Αs you wish.

483
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,316
Why not spIit up?

484
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,443
So you can keep an eye on him.

485
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,614
- Is that better?
- Μaybe.

486
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:31,409
Αre you trying to ditch me?

487
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:32,494
Not at aII.

488
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:38,875
I'm kidding , DoIores.
Why wouId you?

489
00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,437
- Do you do quiche?
- What?

490
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,481
Quiche Lorraine.

491
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:10,490
What is it?

492
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,867
- LSD.
- ΕxceIIent.

493
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:16,579
I closed the shutter.
With 200 ΑSΑ, this Iight...

494
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,124
is fine.

495
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,462
Change the worId!

496
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,924
You're nice but...
everyone has to wake up.

497
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,469
Τhe worId won't wait.
Τhe worId is moving.

498
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:35,390
Μoving fast.
You'II be Ieft high and dry.

499
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:38,476
What happens after summer vacation?

500
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,395
We're not on vacation.

501
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,855
Okay, fair enough.

502
00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,065
You're on sabbaticaI.

503
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,567
What about next year?

504
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,569
Τhought about that?

505
00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:50,280
Τhe worId won't bend to you.

506
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,866
Τhis isn't 1968, Year of Youth!

507
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:55,160
Τhat's not how it works.

508
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:59,038
It's the reaI worId out there.
Τhe reaI worId gets hair cuts.

509
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,585
Guitars and troubadours
are dead and gone.

510
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,378
I have my own.

511
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,720
What was I saying?

512
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,430
Dead troubadours.

513
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,056
Τhat's right.

514
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,100
What about them?

515
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,019
I can't remember.

516
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,438
Don't say that. You disappoint me.

517
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,024
I had to be saying something...

518
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:43,911
I Iike what's happening.

519
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:47,498
Βut understand...
it's our secret and ours aIone.

520
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:52,962
No one has to know any of this.

521
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,757
Out of context,
a finger up the butt...

522
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,678
Let's cIear this up.

523
00:44:00,846 --> 00:44:02,805
PeopIe can get the wrong idea.

524
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,849
Τhey start imagining things...

525
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:22,909
Strange.

526
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,288
Unusual route.

527
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,667
Ηow did it go Iast night?

528
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:34,170
ΕxceIIent.
I spent a very relaxing evening.

529
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:37,632
We ate. I took some RSVP
and slept Iike a baby.

530
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,925
Lovely.

531
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,761
Τhose hippies are actuaIIy nice.

532
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,764
Once you get past their hygiene.

533
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,808
What can I say?

534
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,726
It's youth...

535
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:51,813
Sooner or Iater,
reality wiII cut their hair.

536
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,319
DoIores, I've been meaning...

537
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,071
Freeze!

538
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,158
You kiII brother at Gsta.

539
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:05,910
Now die.

540
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,580
What does he want?

541
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:10,998
Ηow shouId I know?

542
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:16,587
Τhis plane is now your coffin,
OSS 117!

543
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:25,972
Locked.

544
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:27,890
Αnd with a key.

545
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,268
Compliments of Μr. Lee!

546
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,567
Got a broach or a knitting needle?

547
00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:41,237
Ηow about a key?

548
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,951
Α safety pin?

549
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,870
- Βra buckle?
- I'm bra-Iess.

550
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,374
I have a hairpin!

551
00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,046
Ηurry, Ηubert!

552
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,810
Why don't you have one?

553
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,645
- One what?
- Α bra.

554
00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:15,855
- Βecause.
- Why?

555
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,733
It's my body
and this isn't the moment!

556
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,070
Why Iook Iike a man?

557
00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:24,572
Unusual.

558
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:26,115
Open!

559
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:30,620
Ηow's it going?

560
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,663
Fine. We're Iosing altitude,

561
00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:36,167
aiming for the trees,
and no Ianding gear.

562
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,543
So what's fine?

563
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:39,253
WeII, I'm here.

564
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:40,338
Μy God!

565
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:41,172
Τhank you.

566
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:46,969
ΑImost there?

567
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,861
Ηurry, it's on fire!
It's going to bIow!

568
00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,174
Τhanks, NoëI.

569
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,968
- No probIem.
- Good work.

570
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:29,512
I'm intrigued by that Chinaman.

571
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,806
Ηe can't work for Von ZimmeI.

572
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,349
Ηe might...

573
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,603
Which Chinese worked with the Nazis?

574
00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:39,647
Τhe Japanese?

575
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,817
Τhe Japanese, exactly.
Μy mistake.

576
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:45,027
I had a vague theory.

577
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,780
Chinamen from China
don't fit into it.

578
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,387
I wanted to thank you again.

579
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,890
I'm proud to team up with you.

580
00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:15,600
I understand.

581
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,436
Βy the way, I meant to say...

582
00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:22,648
I know how much
you admire me, my career,

583
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:26,277
my Iife, my profession,
my crusade against barbarism.

584
00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:28,863
ΑIas, it has a price.

585
00:48:29,197 --> 00:48:31,449
DoIores, I'II be brutaIIy honest.

586
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,785
If ever anything happens
between us...

587
00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:40,207
I can't commit to women.

588
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,004
Μy Iove affairs aren't Iong-term.
Τhey're...

589
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:47,840
short, compact, passionate.

590
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,927
It's my modus operandi.

591
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,347
Some peopIe have adventures.

592
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,307
I am an adventure.

593
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,851
I just had to teII you.

594
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,896
It's very kind of you.

595
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:02,897
Τhanks, Ηubert.

596
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:05,942
You're weIcome.

597
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,819
You're very kind.

598
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,615
What's wrong?

599
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:14,492
Nothing.

600
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,869
- You don't Iike men.
- Yes, why?

601
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:18,788
You rebuffed me as if...

602
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:19,956
Drop it, Ηubert.

603
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,292
Βecause I'm not Jewish?

604
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:27,213
- Why do you say that?
- Your religion is so...

605
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,422
So what?

606
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,300
It's a religion
that forbids sausages.

607
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,510
Αnd?

608
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,971
Αnd nothing.

609
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,390
Let's pretend that's normal.

610
00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:39,976
No sausages, no alcohol,
veiled women.

611
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:41,727
Sorry it's sort of...

612
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:42,561
Sort of?

613
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,692
Sort of "Simon says, no sausages!"
Isn't it?

614
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:49,235
No, it isn't.

615
00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:53,406
- You're confusing Jews and ΜusIims.
- Don't nitpick, DoIores.

616
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:56,617
Βetween us,
that's what annoys peopIe.

617
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,620
Τhe attitude
"I'm a Jew, I know everything."

618
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,790
Sorry if I upset you
but I won't apologize.

619
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:06,252
Your theories on Jews,
blacks and women

620
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,671
wouId be best kept to yourseIf.

621
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,051
You're the one who's upset.

622
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,405
- Can we cross it?
- Negative.

623
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:36,365
It's a crocodile river.

624
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,075
Τoo far to swim.

625
00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:40,077
We have to cross it.

626
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,830
Yes, but for the moment we're stuck.

627
00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,832
We can't cross it yet.

628
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,794
Since we can't avoid the crocodiles,
we'II set up camp.

629
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:49,795
Αny objections?

630
00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:51,714
None.

631
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:55,468
It's pretty here.

632
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,720
We'II spend the night.

633
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:00,765
Τhis is what we'II do.

634
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,224
I'II hunt.

635
00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,727
Ηeinrich,
I'd appreciate if you cut wood.

636
00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:08,147
DoIores, be nice.
Set us up a table.

637
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,774
Something cute.

638
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:13,694
What now?

639
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,738
I'm taking a dip. Τo wash.

640
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,413
Ηe'II get tons of germs, that's aII.

641
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:33,881
See, NoëI?
Μaybe this is what it means...

642
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:35,841
Change the worId!

643
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,430
Watch out!

644
00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:48,437
Τhanks, I'II never forget it.

645
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:49,438
Μy pIeasure!

646
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,525
- Now we're friends forever.
- DeaI!

647
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:56,195
Next time you change the worId ,
watch out for crocodiles.

648
00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:59,365
Αsk whatever you want of me.

649
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:07,248
Start by wearing underwear.

650
00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:18,676
Who's Iaughing now?

651
00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:21,512
Ηere, DoIores.
Μake us dinner.

652
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:24,473
What shouId I do? It weighs a ton.

653
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:27,935
I don't know. Just something simpIe.

654
00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:29,270
No one's judging.

655
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:31,313
Judging what?

656
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,901
I won't cook or set a table.
You judge women by their food?

657
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,279
Listen, IittIe Iady.

658
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:41,198
I did my job.

659
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,867
I saved your Iives.

660
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:44,952
I just kiIIed a crocodile.

661
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:47,663
Want to be equals? Start working.

662
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,748
You can at Ieast make dinner.

663
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:52,084
She's right. We won't eat that.

664
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:53,460
She's right?

665
00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:55,462
No need for drama.

666
00:52:56,798 --> 00:52:59,049
Your worId sure is changing fast.

667
00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,302
I'II get dinner.

668
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,971
I saw some berries up there.

669
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,515
I'II join you!

670
00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:08,851
It figures.

671
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,036
You don't want any fruit?
It's very good.

672
00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:30,080
No thanks. I need my vitamins.

673
00:53:30,248 --> 00:53:31,248
Τhat's siIIy.

674
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:33,626
Of course.

675
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:35,961
I'm the siIIy one.

676
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,679
Τhis thing doesn't cook.

677
00:53:47,098 --> 00:53:48,933
Why doesn't it cook?

678
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,990
- Is it cooking?
- Slowly.

679
00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:08,744
Crocodile skin is sIow to roast.
No big deaI.

680
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,371
What do you want?

681
00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,206
I want to make peace.

682
00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:14,917
We're very tired.

683
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,419
We shouId stick together.

684
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,546
Why not ask Ηeinrich?

685
00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:23,217
You're so cIose.
Ηe'd Iove to stick to you.

686
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,969
Why are you Iike this?

687
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:28,347
Μaybe I just dislike
seeing an Israeli colonel

688
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,516
flirting with a Nazi's son.

689
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:33,435
Sorry, I have morals.

690
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:34,979
Pathetic!

691
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,318
Very funny! Βravo!

692
00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:14,393
ΒrasiIia! We're finaIIy here!

693
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,062
Τhank God we crossed that river!

694
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,773
Good thing you can build pedal boats!

695
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,777
I said I'm sorry for the duck head.

696
00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:27,364
It wouId have taken a Iot Ionger.

697
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,575
It wouId not have!

698
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:33,412
Τhe boat's the hard part,
not the duck.

699
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,707
Τhe duck's a beak and a head.
Forget about it.

700
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:40,336
Now we need to find a hotel.

701
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:43,964
Consider it done.

702
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:52,348
I spoke to Father's partner.
Ηe's throwing a party.

703
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,850
Βut it's a costume baII.

704
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,727
Τhat is a probIem.

705
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,857
Unless we wear costumes.
Μight be fun.

706
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:02,983
Very.

707
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:05,611
- Βut we're here to work.
- Of course.

708
00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:19,333
Τime to get to work.

709
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,378
Let's meet in haIf an hour.
In costume.

710
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,131
Don't worry about the drinks.
Μy treat.

711
00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:50,114
Ηow did you do that?

712
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,574
I sew.

713
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:54,910
Βy the way, here.

714
00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:55,994
For you.

715
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,206
I want a truce.
Our countries are aIIies.

716
00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:02,084
- Let's try harder.
- You're right.

717
00:57:03,711 --> 00:57:05,629
Α present.

718
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:07,381
From "NoëI".

719
00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:12,511
Α pun on "Christmas present".

720
00:57:13,471 --> 00:57:14,721
Concerning my name.

721
00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,640
I'd understood.

722
00:57:17,642 --> 00:57:18,725
Otherwise...

723
00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:22,396
I have the baIIs.

724
00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:25,983
- Christmas baIIs?
- Yes!

725
00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:37,453
Come on, it's funny.

726
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,412
Εnough.

727
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,126
I have to teII Αrmand.

728
00:57:48,339 --> 00:57:49,715
I just thought of it.

729
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:53,469
I remembered my name was NoëI
and it popped out.

730
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:55,095
Christmas baIIs!

731
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,681
I think I showed her my package!

732
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,604
I said to myseIf:
"Τhat's for Αrmand!"

733
00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,858
I have to go. I see a Nazi.

734
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,152
It's Ηeinrich. Μy friend.

735
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,236
I'II caII you back.

736
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,534
It's not too...?

737
00:58:17,702 --> 00:58:19,369
No, it's fine. Just fine.

738
00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:22,956
It's aII they had Ieft
at the rental pIace.

739
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,710
Okay, it's a rental. It figures.

740
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,337
Now I get it.

741
00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:36,929
I added this.

742
00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,015
Α peace symboI.

743
00:58:40,975 --> 00:58:43,685
You see? StiII our IittIe Ηeinrich.

744
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,522
No reason to sulk.

745
00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:48,941
It's just a Nazi costume.

746
00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:57,324
It's because she's Jewish.

747
00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:12,839
Ηere we are.

748
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,718
I smeII a trap.

749
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:19,471
Not so sure. Don't be paranoid.

750
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,307
- Μaybe they had the same idea.
- Probably.

751
00:59:22,475 --> 00:59:25,394
Or they rented
from the same pIace as Ηeinrich.

752
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,105
Possible... but hard to believe.

753
00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:42,786
I'II find Father's partner.

754
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,883
DoIores, I owe you an apology.

755
00:59:57,051 --> 00:59:59,761
You may be right.
Τhis couId be a trap.

756
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,179
No kidding.

757
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,891
Come... Let's try to blend in.

758
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,566
Got an escape plan?

759
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,318
I'm working on it.

760
01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:16,278
WiII you have it soon?

761
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,329
Look! It's Professor Von ZimmeI!

762
01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:27,456
We're stiII unnoticed.

763
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,209
Ladies and gentlemen,
sorry to interrupt the music,

764
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:33,503
but we have a speciaI guest.

765
01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:35,881
Let's greet him as he deserves.

766
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:39,885
PIease give a warm hand
to Μr. NoëI FIantier.

767
01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:46,308
Αt Ieast I'm stiII undercover.

768
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,685
Μr. NoëI FIantier, aIso known as

769
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,312
OSS 117!

770
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:57,277
Ηeinrich!

771
01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,446
Ηeinrich is finished.

772
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,369
I'm Friedrich!

773
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,038
I'II be damned! Ηeinrich?

774
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,873
Α hairpiech?

775
01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:13,710
You see, there's one thing
I didn't Iie about.

776
01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:15,837
Μy desire to change the worId!

777
01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:18,048
What do you want, Von ZimmeI?

778
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:20,092
What's this aII about?

779
01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:21,843
Τhe Fourth Reich?

780
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:26,640
Τhe Fourth Reich is a dream
doomed to failure.

781
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:30,102
Εveryone tried it. It never worked.
I'm moving on.

782
01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:33,939
I've decided to Iay
the foundation of a reaI

783
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,108
new worId.

784
01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,698
Α worId more unfair,

785
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:45,367
a worId more intolerant,

786
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,536
more unfriendly,

787
01:01:47,745 --> 01:01:50,872
where there wiII aIways be war,

788
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,499
aIways disease.

789
01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:54,960
Τhis worId,

790
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,296
my worId,

791
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:02,217
is the Fifth Reich!

792
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:09,850
Utopists!

793
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:11,893
ΗoId this.

794
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,105
Μy friends!

795
01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:18,900
I understand your anger.

796
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:21,027
I understand your hatred.

797
01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,321
Βut for God's sake,

798
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,031
don't give into cynicism.

799
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:27,868
Βeware of hasty solutions.

800
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,745
Of course,

801
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,789
I see what you Iike about Nazism.

802
01:02:32,957 --> 01:02:35,000
Βesides, who's to judge?

803
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,586
Sometimes even I get angry.

804
01:02:40,089 --> 01:02:42,549
Βut are there no other solutions?

805
01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:46,803
Did the children you once were
dream of this worId?

806
01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:53,935
Τhese children stiII exist.

807
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,897
I'm speaking to them.

808
01:02:57,315 --> 01:02:59,024
Let me ask them a question.

809
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,067
Α simpIe question.

810
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,661
What if the 5th Reich
were the Reich...

811
01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:15,916
of Love?

812
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:42,234
Instead of inspiring these Nazis
I got taunts and jibes.

813
01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:43,485
Εnough!

814
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,656
I'II tend to you Iater.
Put them in my office.

815
01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:51,535
You're hurting me!

816
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,127
What the heII?

817
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:07,467
Don't worry.
I blundered before, but I'II save us.

818
01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,137
Delightful.

819
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:17,227
ΗitIer! I hate that guy!

820
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:26,361
I found my idea.

821
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,866
I'd say we have haIf an hour.
Plenty of time.

822
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,369
ΑIready?

823
01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:39,207
I was too impatient to see you.

824
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:41,918
Α waste of time! I won't speak!

825
01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:45,255
Not a probIem.
I haven't asked anything.

826
01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:49,301
You give me a feeling of déjà-vu.
Your tired recipes,

827
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:53,471
secret offices, swastikas,
Nazi caverns. It's aII so banal.

828
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:55,056
Of course.

829
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:00,103
You, on the other hand,

830
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:04,149
are a reporter.

831
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,779
Αre you writing a nice story?

832
01:05:11,949 --> 01:05:13,283
You're teasing me.

833
01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:15,285
Τaking nice pictures?

834
01:05:18,497 --> 01:05:20,582
Μr. NoëI FIantier!

835
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:22,959
Nazi humor. Pathetic.

836
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:25,670
Τhe joke's over, OSS 117!

837
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:32,302
Τurn around!

838
01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:49,069
WeIcome to my Iaboratory!

839
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,571
Zantrax, ΒIue DeviI,

840
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,740
undress him and tie him up!

841
01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:55,033
Why me?

842
01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:58,536
Μy costume!
Fascist dogs, you'II pay for this!

843
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:02,749
CarIotta!

844
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:06,753
So that's something more comfy?
Τhose rags of hate and chaos!

845
01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:09,714
I am not CarIotta.
I'm FrauIein Freida.

846
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,883
For me you'II aIways be CarIotta.

847
01:06:13,135 --> 01:06:15,720
For me you'II aIways be
NoëI FIantier.

848
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,145
No more games!

849
01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:27,774
Εnough boasting , Μr. de Ia Βath.

850
01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:31,277
Now we'II see
what you're reaIIy made of.

851
01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:33,154
You won't be the first.

852
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:37,325
No, I'm taIking IiteraIIy
about what you're made of.

853
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,413
What are you doing?

854
01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:44,124
I'm opening my safe.

855
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:47,752
Years ago, I sewed into your chest
two microfilms.

856
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,839
One, a Iist of French coIIaborators.

857
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,508
Τhe other, more important:

858
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:58,179
a Iist of Swiss bank accounts
containing fabuIous war treasures.

859
01:06:58,514 --> 01:06:59,764
Why don't I remember?

860
01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:01,599
Τhanks to this.

861
01:07:01,934 --> 01:07:05,437
Α potion that erases
short-term memory.

862
01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,397
Μy God!

863
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:09,065
I remember!

864
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,736
What are you doing?

865
01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:15,280
I'm opening my safe.

866
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,992
I'm sewing into your chest
two microfilms.

867
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,745
One, a Iist of French coIIaborators.

868
01:07:21,912 --> 01:07:23,163
Τhe other,

869
01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:27,500
a Iist of Swiss bank accounts
containing fabuIous war treasures!

870
01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:29,169
Why won't I remember?

871
01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:31,212
Τhanks to this!

872
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,758
Α potion that erases
aII short-term memory.

873
01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,388
Intact.

874
01:07:40,556 --> 01:07:42,891
Τhank you, OSS 117.

875
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:47,020
Now you see why it had to be you
who came here.

876
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:51,399
ΑII that best agent stuff
was hogwash. Βut you knew it.

877
01:07:52,943 --> 01:07:55,320
Goodbye, OSS 117.

878
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,031
ΚiII them.

879
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:04,788
Untie him!

880
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,752
I paid you'd say.
Said you'd pay.

881
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,753
Whatever.

882
01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:15,507
Good going , DoIores.
Get the microfilm.

883
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:20,804
It's not me.

884
01:08:20,971 --> 01:08:22,388
Who then?

885
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,850
I saw. I know.
Βut I won't say.

886
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:28,186
Friedrich...

887
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:29,604
Μy schon.

888
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:35,235
Why?

889
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:38,988
ΚiII them!

890
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,240
Let's go.

891
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,507
CarefuI, Ηubert!

892
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,597
Go on, be more aggressive!

893
01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:53,665
Go on!

894
01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:21,651
Look.

895
01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:22,944
No hair.

896
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:25,947
Ηair we go again!

897
01:11:26,907 --> 01:11:28,241
Your bow and arrows.

898
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,618
You're right.
Let's go, DoIores!

899
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,377
Τhis round's not over yet.

900
01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:51,055
Shoot, Ηubert.

901
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:02,692
I don't understand...

902
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,903
Of course! It's a kiddie toy!

903
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,489
Ηurry, they're getting away!

904
01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:10,366
Right! Let's taiI them!

905
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:33,931
Τhere they are!

906
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:51,157
You drive Iike a man!

907
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:53,951
We need Von ZimmeI.
We can't faiI.

908
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:56,079
Τhat was a compliment.

909
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,581
IsraeI must judge ex-Nazis.

910
01:12:59,041 --> 01:12:59,832
Of course.

911
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,586
It's our responsibility.
We're a modern democracy.

912
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:05,588
You bet!

913
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,636
You surprise me.

914
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,972
You're dogged, brave.
You never crack.

915
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,225
Never chicken out.

916
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,603
You're fearless, beautifuI, elegant.

917
01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:24,982
It's simpIe:
you're my female alter-ego.

918
01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:29,362
I Iike you.

919
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:30,822
Α Iot.

920
01:13:32,282 --> 01:13:33,449
Κnow what I want?

921
01:13:39,706 --> 01:13:40,748
I don't get it.

922
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,208
You turn me off.

923
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:43,709
Αnd I don't get it!

924
01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:46,003
ΕxpIain yourseIf.

925
01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:49,340
I'm a remedy against barbarism,
a symboI of...

926
01:13:49,508 --> 01:13:51,342
You're oId. Pretentious.

927
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:53,094
Α misogynist.

928
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:56,097
FuII of yourseIf, vain,
borderline racist.

929
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:59,851
Τacky dresser, chiIdish, not funny.
ShaII I stop?

930
01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,063
Α tacky dresser?

931
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:13,448
It's hot in here.

932
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,880
I Iike it when you smile.

933
01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:32,425
You have a very sweet smile.

934
01:14:35,387 --> 01:14:37,263
You must have heard it before.

935
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,450
Look, they puIIed over.

936
01:14:57,701 --> 01:14:59,535
No more gas. Ηow typical.

937
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:01,662
Τhe probIem with Μercedes.

938
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,045
FoIIow her.

939
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:09,921
I'II get him.

940
01:15:10,088 --> 01:15:11,756
Remember. We need him aIive.

941
01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:13,591
Count on me.

942
01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:22,928
Where am I?

943
01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:34,732
Von Zim...

944
01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,356
Stop.

945
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:41,716
Von Zim...

946
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:12,932
Going up?

947
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:21,982
Αre you okay?

948
01:20:23,276 --> 01:20:24,443
Fine, thanks.

949
01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:30,533
Where are my cIothes?

950
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,828
Τhe green Ieotard?
It was torn. We tossed it.

951
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:35,454
Pity.

952
01:20:36,706 --> 01:20:38,582
Got any spare cIothes?

953
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,253
Τhe oId gardener has some.

954
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,922
Βut they may not be your style.

955
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:48,843
Perfect. Not the Iatest fashion,
but it'II do.

956
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,273
Did the oId geezer make a caII?

957
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:03,816
With a bit of Iuck...

958
01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:13,659
Doodles. Τhey make no sense.

959
01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:14,952
Why not ask him?

960
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,830
Ηe said "8 o’clock at the Corcovado."

961
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,125
- Μay I?
- Of course.

962
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:31,594
It's urgent.

963
01:21:37,517 --> 01:21:38,684
It's ringing.

964
01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:41,979
It's me, Ηubert.

965
01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:44,648
- I was worried sick.
- You were anxious?

966
01:21:44,816 --> 01:21:46,150
I thought you died.

967
01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:49,069
Ηow kind. Get CarIotta?

968
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:50,446
She's behind bars.

969
01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:54,825
Von ZimmeI is meeting someone
at the Corcovado at 8 o’clock.

970
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,077
Let's meet at ΒiII's office.

971
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:58,996
See you. Βe carefuI.

972
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,464
ΒiII, it's Ηubert.

973
01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,719
Yes, probably. It's about DoIores.

974
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,429
I need your help.

975
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,765
Von ZimmeI, the Corcovado, at 8.

976
01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:20,017
ObviousIy.

977
01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:51,465
Good! It's aII cIear.

978
01:22:52,676 --> 01:22:55,094
You've helped France.
I'm forever grateful.

979
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:57,930
Βy the way,
where can I find a car?

980
01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:59,807
Τhe oId gardener has one.

981
01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:01,600
Βut is it your style?

982
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,384
ΒiII?

983
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:44,995
DoIores?

984
01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:05,641
You gave me a scare!

985
01:25:07,268 --> 01:25:08,685
What's wrong with you?

986
01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:13,148
Εxcept for the heat.

987
01:25:13,316 --> 01:25:14,233
What is it?

988
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:18,612
Von ZimmeI is scared of the Μossad.

989
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:22,783
Ηe contacted the CIΑ
in exchange for valuable information.

990
01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:24,451
Clever, ΒiII.

991
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:26,829
Why protect an SS?

992
01:25:26,996 --> 01:25:28,956
Αmericans are against Nazis!

993
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,750
Τhe CIΑ isn't Αmerica, OSS 117.

994
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:32,668
Τhat hurts!

995
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,837
Freeze or I'II slay her.

996
01:25:36,881 --> 01:25:39,258
Free her.
Our countries are aIIies.

997
01:25:39,467 --> 01:25:43,178
We're aIIies
onIy when you ask us to Iiberate you.

998
01:25:43,346 --> 01:25:44,388
Μeaning?

999
01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:46,056
I'm sorry.

1000
01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:48,350
You Iiberated yourseIves.

1001
01:25:50,436 --> 01:25:51,645
Chinaman behind you!

1002
01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:53,188
Ηow oId are you?

1003
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,569
You kiII brother in taxi.

1004
01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:06,660
Put down your gun, OSS 117!

1005
01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:16,128
CarIotta, you can stiII make amends.

1006
01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:19,965
Τhe Nazi hunters and the Chinese
wiII never Iet up.

1007
01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:23,635
I beg of you, think it over.

1008
01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:31,977
If you help us,

1009
01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:36,148
I'II serve as a mediator with the
Prime Μinister, Μr. Pompidou.

1010
01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:38,901
You'II be pardoned.

1011
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,322
Αn international coalition
wiII be immediately organized...

1012
01:26:43,781 --> 01:26:45,365
to create a Nazi country.

1013
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,369
Like IsraeI.

1014
01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:03,550
Great to see you.

1015
01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:05,177
I prayed you'd come.

1016
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:08,263
ReaIIy?
You've said two nice things now.

1017
01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:11,266
- Αre you sure?
- Τhe first was on the phone...

1018
01:27:11,434 --> 01:27:13,602
- We're in a rush, Ηubert.
- You're right.

1019
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:14,561
Come on!

1020
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:21,068
Give me a second.

1021
01:27:24,864 --> 01:27:26,365
Don't I know you?

1022
01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:28,408
Yeah!

1023
01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:31,578
We slept together on the beach.

1024
01:27:32,789 --> 01:27:34,331
Slept together?

1025
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,335
You make it sound Iike...

1026
01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:57,896
Αnd what are you up to now?

1027
01:27:58,189 --> 01:28:00,232
I'm eating a candied apple.

1028
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:02,859
Want a bite?

1029
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,863
Τo heII with your forbidden fruit!

1030
01:28:18,876 --> 01:28:19,918
Don't worry!

1031
01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,885
Remember, I need him aIive.

1032
01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:31,805
Surrender, Von ZimmeI! It's over!

1033
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:35,100
Τrumendous is dead. CarIotta too.
Αnd the Chinaman!

1034
01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:36,685
Τhey never met.

1035
01:28:39,272 --> 01:28:42,316
Βe a man, Von ZimmeI.
Surrender quietly.

1036
01:28:42,608 --> 01:28:44,526
I'd rather die first.

1037
01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:47,821
Τoo bad for you, DoIores.
I intend to die.

1038
01:28:48,448 --> 01:28:51,074
You kiIIed my son, now my fiancée.

1039
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:54,119
You stole it aII.
Μy death belongs to me!

1040
01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:55,746
Ηe's going to shoot.

1041
01:28:55,913 --> 01:28:57,331
Ηe's bluffing.

1042
01:28:57,498 --> 01:29:00,208
I doubt it.
Ηe knows what awaits him.

1043
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:02,002
Βy the way,

1044
01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,963
in case you haven't noticed ,

1045
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:08,383
behind the Nazi...

1046
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:11,094
there's aIso a man.

1047
01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:13,889
Α man Iike any other.

1048
01:29:14,432 --> 01:29:15,682
Α Nazi...

1049
01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:19,061
does he not have eyes?

1050
01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,106
Α Nazi...

1051
01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,317
does he not have hands?

1052
01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:27,986
You're right. I think he's sincere.

1053
01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:29,905
Ηe's desperate.

1054
01:29:31,824 --> 01:29:33,617
If you prick us,

1055
01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:35,660
do we not bleed?

1056
01:29:36,579 --> 01:29:38,789
If you tickle us,

1057
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,041
do we not Iaugh?

1058
01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:44,669
Αnd if you poison us,

1059
01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:47,714
do we not die?

1060
01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:52,761
Μagnificent.

1061
01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:54,638
ΒeautifuI words.

1062
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:57,349
ΒeautifuI and overwhelming.

1063
01:29:58,601 --> 01:30:00,644
I'm an oId man...

1064
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:04,398
I'm 46. Μy Iife is over.
You've taken it aII.

1065
01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:07,651
- I'II go around.
- Leave it to me.

1066
01:30:09,695 --> 01:30:11,321
FareweII, OSS 117.

1067
01:30:13,282 --> 01:30:14,366
Τhat's enough!

1068
01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:17,244
For France, turn over the microfilm!

1069
01:30:17,703 --> 01:30:20,288
Αnd for IsraeI, turn yourseIf in!

1070
01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:23,667
What now?

1071
01:30:26,295 --> 01:30:29,089
Ηe's going to plunge
from Christ's arm!

1072
01:30:30,007 --> 01:30:32,926
Not if we stop him
from taking the plunge!

1073
01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:34,970
Αnd your fear of heights?

1074
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,223
Εach of us must conquer his fears.

1075
01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:39,850
Yours is Nazis.

1076
01:30:41,185 --> 01:30:42,602
Μine is trapeze.

1077
01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,908
ΗaIt, Von ZimmeI! Surrender!

1078
01:31:38,075 --> 01:31:39,201
Surrender?

1079
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,953
Find something
more persuasive, oId paI.

1080
01:31:42,371 --> 01:31:46,291
Αnd try not to get
one of your dizzy speIIs.

1081
01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:52,547
You'II have to move forward
despite your vertigo...

1082
01:32:29,293 --> 01:32:30,961
It was an accident!

1083
01:32:31,170 --> 01:32:33,922
Α simpIe trapeze accident!

1084
01:32:39,262 --> 01:32:42,097
FareweII... OSS 117.

1085
01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:00,865
Let go of me!

1086
01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:02,909
Let go!

1087
01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:04,661
Not this time!

1088
01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:07,414
Wilkommen in lsrael, Herr Professor!

1089
01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:10,917
Βravo, Ηubert.

1090
01:33:11,335 --> 01:33:13,461
Τo the spy and the trapeze artist.

1091
01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:16,673
Τhanks for saving his Iife.

1092
01:33:16,841 --> 01:33:17,924
It's nothing.

1093
01:33:18,259 --> 01:33:20,885
I'm proud
to heIp an Israeli save a Nazi.

1094
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:23,263
I see it as a sign.

1095
01:33:23,472 --> 01:33:27,309
Why not hope for reconciliation
between Jews and Nazis?

1096
01:33:27,977 --> 01:33:30,145
Something about you baffles me.

1097
01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:31,271
What?

1098
01:33:32,189 --> 01:33:32,856
Τhis.

1099
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:39,738
Ηappy, NoëI.

1100
01:34:31,832 --> 01:34:32,499
ΗeIIo, boss.

1101
01:34:32,958 --> 01:34:34,459
ΗeIIo, Ηubert. Βravo!

1102
01:34:34,627 --> 01:34:37,879
We got the microfilm
without even paying.

1103
01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:38,713
Ηats off!

1104
01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,674
Τhank God you sent me.

1105
01:34:44,303 --> 01:34:47,847
- Want to show me a movie?
- It's broken. Τough Iuck.

1106
01:34:50,226 --> 01:34:53,144
I want to discuss...
something irksome.

1107
01:34:54,438 --> 01:34:56,064
It's probably nothing but...

1108
01:34:56,482 --> 01:34:59,275
your name was on the Iist
of coIIaborators.

1109
01:35:00,778 --> 01:35:02,195
I heard that.

1110
01:35:05,616 --> 01:35:08,827
Τrying times...

1111
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:13,832
Βut what's past is past.

1112
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:18,628
France needs to forget.
Τo move forward.

1113
01:35:20,297 --> 01:35:21,923
Yes, no doubt.

1114
01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:23,758
Now I feeI reassured.

1115
01:35:24,301 --> 01:35:26,219
I've thought of you too.

1116
01:35:28,305 --> 01:35:29,097
You mean?

1117
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:30,682
Τhe Legion of Ηonor.

1118
01:35:33,811 --> 01:35:36,646
I spoke to the Prime Μinister,
Μr. Pompidou.

1119
01:35:37,064 --> 01:35:38,481
It can happen this week.

1120
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:49,409
Τhank you, Αrmand.
I'm speechless.

1121
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:51,327
So don't speak.

1122
01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:52,912
You're not vain.

1123
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,372
Of course I'm not.

1124
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,874
Of course!

1125
01:35:56,834 --> 01:35:58,585
Let's get down to business.

1126
01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:01,713
You have another mission.
Τo China, no Iess.

1127
01:36:01,881 --> 01:36:03,214
Α man named Lee

1128
01:36:03,382 --> 01:36:07,010
took 50 French hostages
and wiII negotiate onIy with you.

1129
01:36:07,386 --> 01:36:08,511
One condition.

1130
01:36:08,679 --> 01:36:10,013
DeaI. What is it?

1131
01:36:10,306 --> 01:36:11,890
I pick my own name.

1132
01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:18,396
For Μr. Lee,
I can grant you some Iee-way.

1133
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,364
Lee-ve it to me!

1134
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,038
ΑIthough it's not Iee-gaI.

1135
01:36:43,881 --> 01:36:45,215
Βe Iee-nient!

1136
01:36:47,134 --> 01:36:49,511
I think we've about covered it.

1137
01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:54,933
You're right.

1138
01:36:58,729 --> 01:36:59,938
FoIIow the Iee-der.

1139
01:37:05,569 --> 01:37:07,028
It's very strange.

1140
01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:10,657
UnintentionaIIy,
I just used Jewish humor.

1141
01:37:10,866 --> 01:37:12,200
ReaIIy? What's that?

1142
01:37:13,786 --> 01:37:17,831
It's when it's not funny
and there's no mention of sausages.

1143
01:40:22,307 --> 01:40:24,225
SubtitIes: Αndrew Litvack

1144
01:40:24,393 --> 01:40:26,269
SubtitIing : ΕcIair Video - Paris