0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:42,922 --> 00:00:44,082 Do you understand? 2 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:47,250 We, the Falafel family, 3 00:00:47,393 --> 00:00:49,258 from the very beginning until now, 4 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:53,628 have ruled the desert with one thing - ''speed''. 5 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:56,402 Our ants run faster than others. 6 00:00:56,602 --> 00:00:58,570 We spend money faster than others. 7 00:00:58,705 --> 00:01:01,674 Now, from the ground... 8 00:01:03,042 --> 00:01:05,203 suddenly... 9 00:01:06,913 --> 00:01:10,076 Our planes fly faster than others. 10 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:13,616 We have the fastest boats and the fastest cars 11 00:01:13,753 --> 00:01:16,313 except for one. 12 00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:18,083 It is you! 13 00:01:18,191 --> 00:01:21,456 Last year I sent you to race the Cannonball Run 14 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:25,429 to let people know about the Falafel family. 15 00:01:25,598 --> 00:01:27,657 The fastest family in the world. 16 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,668 We could have won. 17 00:01:32,105 --> 00:01:35,563 But you guit during the race. 18 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:38,238 A thousand thanks. 19 00:01:38,377 --> 00:01:40,641 Please listen to me. We drove too fast, 20 00:01:40,747 --> 00:01:42,408 and that caused a flat tire. 21 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:44,881 - Father. - Stop explaining! 22 00:01:45,084 --> 00:01:48,850 You have already disgraced the Falafel family. 23 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:53,282 A thousand thanks. 24 00:01:58,865 --> 00:02:01,231 Do you have a blonde slave 25 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:03,927 for any special reason? 26 00:02:05,404 --> 00:02:06,462 Don't underestimate him. 27 00:02:06,572 --> 00:02:09,040 Prior to becoming a slave, he was a hotshot on TV. 28 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:10,766 That's right. 29 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:16,339 Two thousand thanks. 30 00:02:16,549 --> 00:02:19,814 If it weren't for my ulcer, I would have won the last time. 31 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,284 The worst part is... 32 00:02:21,888 --> 00:02:25,551 I order you to return to America 33 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:29,216 to win the Cannonball Run. 34 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:31,922 The problem is none of us has a driver's license. 35 00:02:32,732 --> 00:02:35,200 Otherwise, I wouldn't ask you. 36 00:02:35,368 --> 00:02:36,835 But Father, 37 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:39,563 there's no Cannonball Run this year. 38 00:02:39,739 --> 00:02:42,003 No race? Then organize one. 39 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:45,068 I know what to do. 40 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,226 Someone is speeding. 41 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:10,197 Someone really has guts but no regard for life. 42 00:03:12,939 --> 00:03:14,702 I'm not sure about that. The ticket's going to be expensive. 43 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,704 - Here they come. - We have to chase them. 44 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,233 ''Speed Limit: 55 m.p.h.'' 45 00:03:46,372 --> 00:03:48,840 ''Speed Limit: 155 m.p.h.'' 46 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,604 This car is really fast. 47 00:04:21,774 --> 00:04:24,038 A white car is coming at you in about 3 seconds. 48 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:25,605 You're exaggerating. 49 00:04:25,778 --> 00:04:28,338 Right, there are two pretty girls in the car. 50 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:46,296 This is a straight road. How could we miss them? 51 00:04:46,732 --> 00:04:49,200 Calm down. Look for dust and dirt. 52 00:04:49,402 --> 00:04:50,960 It must be them. 53 00:04:56,809 --> 00:04:58,276 We really have lost them. 54 00:05:01,414 --> 00:05:03,678 The two girls are driving a white Lamborghini. 55 00:05:03,816 --> 00:05:05,681 How could we have missed them? 56 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,285 Really, we didn't see them. 57 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:12,649 I saw it. This time, we won't lose them. 58 00:05:12,825 --> 00:05:14,588 Don't get cocky. 59 00:05:19,665 --> 00:05:22,725 We'll split up. They won't get away. 60 00:05:24,537 --> 00:05:26,198 Let's do it. 61 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:50,021 I'm heading south-east, chasing a white Lamborghini. 62 00:05:50,229 --> 00:05:52,094 Be on the lookout. 63 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:17,489 Thank you. 64 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:37,805 Did I have too much drink or what? 65 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:39,538 The white Lamborghini is gone. 66 00:06:39,678 --> 00:06:42,044 But here comes a red one. 67 00:06:42,248 --> 00:06:46,412 That isn't right. There are two more girls speeding. 68 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:11,968 It's boring racing with them. 69 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:14,472 The Cannonball Run is much better. 70 00:07:14,613 --> 00:07:17,173 Right. There's a Cannonball Run this year. 71 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,816 Why don't we compete race? 72 00:07:18,984 --> 00:07:20,349 It must be exciting. 73 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:23,283 - What are we waiting for? - Let's go. 74 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,281 Ladies and gentlemen, 75 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,549 welcome to the Human Cannonball show. 76 00:07:58,691 --> 00:08:02,354 Get ready to be thrilled by a brave performer. 77 00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:06,997 This stunt pushes human ability to its limit. 78 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:09,432 This is a record-breaking event 79 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:11,263 that defies death. 80 00:08:11,437 --> 00:08:14,998 It's a gamble of life. 81 00:08:22,014 --> 00:08:25,074 J.J., is this going to work? 82 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:28,384 It'll work. 83 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:31,481 - We're going to be rich. - Rich...? 84 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:33,420 We're going to split all the money in half. 85 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,720 We're partners. 86 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:38,388 - You perform and I get the money. - That's fair. 87 00:08:38,464 --> 00:08:42,230 - You won't go wrong with me. - Because we're partners. 88 00:08:42,902 --> 00:08:44,563 My part is more dangerous. 89 00:08:45,204 --> 00:08:46,364 Don't be a chicken. 90 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,104 The pilot is very experienced. 91 00:08:50,276 --> 00:08:52,437 - He can do it with his eyes closed. - Closed eyes? 92 00:08:52,545 --> 00:08:54,706 Don't be afraid. He'll drop you gently. 93 00:08:55,481 --> 00:08:58,041 - Then you'll go through that. - Go through what? 94 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,515 - Go through a net. It's very safe. - Really? 95 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:03,145 There's hay behind it. 96 00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:06,315 If you don't catch the net, you'll wind up as a scarecrow. 97 00:09:06,892 --> 00:09:08,450 What if it doesn't work? 98 00:09:08,627 --> 00:09:10,788 - It's not dangerous? - I'm very calm. 99 00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:13,523 - Have some confidence. - Right. 100 00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,791 If you have confidence, I won't be worried. 101 00:09:15,935 --> 00:09:17,698 Good luck. 102 00:09:17,836 --> 00:09:20,304 - J.J., I'm still scared. - Scared? 103 00:09:20,506 --> 00:09:24,169 If you are scared, then change into Captain Chaos. 104 00:09:24,376 --> 00:09:25,536 Everything will be fine. 105 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:29,444 Captain Chaos only appears when human life is in grave danger. 106 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:34,043 Right, ask him to come. 107 00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:41,256 Hello, this is Jack Smith. 108 00:09:41,393 --> 00:09:43,953 We brought our camera 109 00:09:44,096 --> 00:09:45,859 to report 110 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,626 to our viewers 111 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,598 who will witness a stunt 112 00:09:50,336 --> 00:09:53,203 called the Human Cannonball. 113 00:09:53,339 --> 00:09:56,604 A human bomb will be dropped at 140 m.p.h. 114 00:09:56,842 --> 00:09:59,606 If he is lucky, 115 00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:02,305 he will become a national hero. 116 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,814 His face will not only be seen on magazine covers, 117 00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:06,780 but millions of adoring women 118 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:08,217 will be at his feet. 119 00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:13,051 He will be surrounded by women. 120 00:10:19,598 --> 00:10:20,963 Clumsy oaf. 121 00:10:23,602 --> 00:10:26,162 J.J., long time no see. 122 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:27,770 You look great. 123 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,208 I think I'd better take your place. 124 00:10:30,309 --> 00:10:32,174 l'll do it. We're good partners. 125 00:10:32,311 --> 00:10:33,175 It's better if i take your place. 126 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,437 - Really? - Right. 127 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:35,773 Then go ahead. 128 00:10:36,181 --> 00:10:37,148 Thank you. 129 00:10:37,383 --> 00:10:38,850 - Be cool. - I will. 130 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:41,180 He's in grave danger. 131 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,955 Drinking beer is better than doing anything else. 132 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,324 Drinking beer... 133 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:59,461 lced cold beer...with chicken wings... 134 00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:01,940 Let me take a sip to wake myself up. 135 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:05,672 What's the matter? 136 00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:06,902 I want to go down. 137 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,672 That's easy. Watch me. 138 00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:25,252 Don't blink. The Human Cannonball is ready to be dropped. 139 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,628 Everything is ready. 140 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,293 The smart has the ideas. The dumb one does the work. 141 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,692 An ambulance is here 142 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:05,804 to see if he's all right. 143 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:09,174 The pilot is great. Are you all right? 144 00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:12,401 It's really exciting. It's great. The event was wonderful. 145 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,305 - You really accomplished something. - Pull me out first. 146 00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:16,607 - It's fabulous. We'll be rich. - Hurry up! 147 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:18,478 You'll be a star and appear on magazine covers. 148 00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:20,881 You can do whatever you want, J.J. 149 00:12:22,187 --> 00:12:24,747 J.J... you seem to be shorter? 150 00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:26,481 J.J., are you all right? 151 00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:28,553 - We'll make tons of money now. - Is that right? 152 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:31,287 If we perform this ten times a day for about a year, 153 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:32,828 we'll be billionaires. 154 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,562 What? 155 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,828 The prize for the Cannonball Run is a million dollars. 156 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,733 It's just a small amount. It's nothing. 157 00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:41,303 A lottery prize is more than this. 158 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,468 Did i say something wrong? 159 00:12:45,644 --> 00:12:47,612 You want me to perform this ten times a day? 160 00:12:48,113 --> 00:12:49,478 How about nine times? 161 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:52,879 I just want you to be rich. 162 00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:05,359 I want to discuss something at this meeting today. 163 00:13:05,597 --> 00:13:10,864 Our family has had money and power for a long time. 164 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:14,699 I control everything in America, 165 00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:18,240 prostitution, gambling, 166 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:23,370 drugs, racketeering, and prostitution. 167 00:13:23,515 --> 00:13:27,076 Boss, you said prostitution twice. 168 00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:33,147 I like it. Our business has gone down. 169 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:37,251 Guys, who worked for us before, work for other families. 170 00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:41,628 They don't even consider us. Why is this? 171 00:13:42,234 --> 00:13:43,701 It is because we're nice guys? 172 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:46,163 Is the interest too high? 173 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,999 Too many people emigrate? 174 00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:55,713 None of the above. 175 00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:01,708 No...you're all stupid. 176 00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:03,755 I didn't know we'd be playing a guessing game. 177 00:14:03,922 --> 00:14:05,480 Give us a hint. 178 00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:10,727 Last year, i passed my business over to my son, Don Don. 179 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:14,457 I asked you all to assist him 180 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:18,694 to increase business. 181 00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:20,965 And what are the results? 182 00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:25,742 He has only brought our family disgrace and shame. 183 00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:30,208 What happened? 184 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:34,512 This cat is dead. 185 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:38,850 Give me a new cat. 186 00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:50,391 Even cats can't survive. Thank you. 187 00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:56,296 This hair is soft. It's interesting. 188 00:14:57,976 --> 00:14:59,341 It's a boy. 189 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:08,485 Go and bring Don Don back. 190 00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:11,384 Don Don. 191 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,025 Your father wants us to learn about your affairs. 192 00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:17,086 What are your assets? 193 00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:22,065 I'm...i'm good-natured, and i dress well, and... 194 00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:26,102 No. What about your liabilities? 195 00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:31,002 Well, there is one small liability. 196 00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:32,369 What...? 197 00:15:32,744 --> 00:15:35,713 I could use a tummy tuck. 198 00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,248 - A tummy tuck? - Yes, i have to pee. 199 00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:38,609 You have to pee? 200 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:43,686 - I'm going to kill you... - Calm down. 201 00:15:44,623 --> 00:15:48,081 Don Don, do you have any outstanding debts? 202 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,225 It's all here. 203 00:15:50,829 --> 00:15:51,989 Take a guick look. 204 00:15:54,032 --> 00:15:58,594 $30,000? We have to get the money back. 205 00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:01,837 Fenderbaum? 206 00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:04,475 - Right. - We have to get it back. 207 00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:10,474 You better tell Jim where his car is. 208 00:16:10,649 --> 00:16:13,311 Me again? It's your turn. 209 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:19,450 How are you? 210 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,960 Can i help you ladies? 211 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,522 Our car broke down. 212 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,328 Right. 213 00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:28,294 Take a hike? 214 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,432 Get lost. 215 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,240 What a jerk! 216 00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:38,673 - What are we going to do? - Martha. 217 00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:42,046 Come here... 218 00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:44,911 Come on here, baby. 219 00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:49,413 Are you all right? 220 00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:54,056 Could be. This is a beauty, just like you. 221 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:55,524 It's about average. 222 00:16:55,694 --> 00:16:58,663 I have to enjoy it before the license fee goes up. 223 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,092 What do you want? 224 00:17:00,265 --> 00:17:03,132 - A ride. - All right. Get in. 225 00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:05,663 - I'm Martha. - I'm Jill. 226 00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:08,305 - I'm George. - You're a nice guy. 227 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,877 Attention Japan Cargo. Please land at hangar three. 228 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,446 Roger. 229 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,415 We're in trouble. We have to go through customs. 230 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,177 And they'll impound the car. 231 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:24,015 And we won't be able to enter the race. 232 00:17:24,222 --> 00:17:25,587 What shall we do? 233 00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:28,922 - Land immediately. - All right. 234 00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:30,921 Take emergency action. 235 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,358 A cop car is following us. 236 00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:35,426 - Get rid of it. - Roger. 237 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,095 - Take action 9. - Roger. 238 00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:22,840 Great, look for a place to hide. 239 00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:09,489 I know you are in there. Open the door. 240 00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:13,255 Open the door, Blake. It's Fenderbaum. 241 00:19:13,732 --> 00:19:15,393 It's me. 242 00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:19,670 I know you're in there. 243 00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,156 I know a way. 244 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:49,766 Men...Women... 245 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:56,229 When i make a dry Martini, it's really a dry Martini. 246 00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:05,316 - Someone's knocking at the window. - It's the window cleaner. 247 00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:11,452 - Go and see who it is. - Forget it. I don't have the time. 248 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:14,557 Blake, open the window, let me in. 249 00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:19,059 Let me handle this. I'll be back. 250 00:20:20,999 --> 00:20:26,266 Someone sure picked the wrong time. It's annoying. 251 00:20:26,404 --> 00:20:28,770 Blake, I'm here. 252 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,740 I'm in a serious situation. You leave first. 253 00:20:33,912 --> 00:20:36,472 Blake, I'm here on serious business. 254 00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:38,139 - What a coincidence? - Right. 255 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,656 Do you want to kill me? This is the 18th floor. 256 00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:48,884 Really? It's the 18th floor? 257 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,324 - The 18th floor? - Right, the 18th floor. 258 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,260 Really? 259 00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:07,741 You are the tallest short guy l've ever seen. 260 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,039 - Read this good news. - What? 261 00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:14,879 The Sheikh is organizing the Cannonball Run this year. 262 00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:17,850 First prize is one million dollars. 263 00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:21,025 If we win, we'll be rich. 264 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,391 Be careful! Watch out! 265 00:21:23,595 --> 00:21:26,655 - Don't come in. l'll come out. - Blake. 266 00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:31,130 Where are you going? 267 00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:33,829 I don't need you when I have a million dollars. 268 00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:35,267 You creep. 269 00:21:38,476 --> 00:21:40,137 How come you become a window cleaner? 270 00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:41,803 Just now. It was the only way to make you come out. 271 00:21:57,429 --> 00:21:59,989 You're on time, Doctor. 272 00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:04,557 - Money can make anyone on time. - Smart. 273 00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:07,463 Don't worry. I can cure those who aren't sick. 274 00:22:08,073 --> 00:22:11,531 I can't cure the ones who are sick. 275 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,779 I have to win the Cannonball Run this time. 276 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,744 That's why I need you to take care of me on the road. 277 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,976 Are you good at curing ulcers? 278 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,383 My speciality is haemorrhoids. 279 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:28,354 I guess it's all the same. 280 00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:32,986 My examination will cure you. 281 00:22:33,598 --> 00:22:36,066 Let me give you a check-up. 282 00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:38,934 Open up your mouth. 283 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:46,604 I'm clean. You know my rules. 284 00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:52,575 Everyone has to pay me no matter who it is. 285 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:58,654 Right...you're good. 286 00:23:01,593 --> 00:23:04,061 What are you doing? Drinking milk? 287 00:23:04,696 --> 00:23:07,460 It won't improve your health if you fool around like this. 288 00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:09,658 It's better than nothing. 289 00:23:11,636 --> 00:23:12,694 Can i help you? 290 00:23:13,138 --> 00:23:14,400 Whiskey and water. 291 00:23:14,739 --> 00:23:16,502 Does anyone speak Oriental? 292 00:23:17,142 --> 00:23:19,303 Two Whiskeys and water. 293 00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:21,841 I'll get you something. 294 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:33,887 Are you deaf? Whiskey and water. Go. 295 00:23:36,661 --> 00:23:39,528 - Hurry. - All right, coming right up. 296 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,031 We'll get a bottle of champagne. 297 00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:45,169 And we'll go up to my place. 298 00:23:45,503 --> 00:23:47,266 Father, what are you saying? 299 00:23:48,706 --> 00:23:51,072 Haven't you seen The Thornbirds? 300 00:23:53,812 --> 00:23:57,270 Pal, this outfit is no good. 301 00:23:57,415 --> 00:24:00,782 You can look but you can't touch. It's a pity. 302 00:24:01,386 --> 00:24:03,354 Why do i still feel hungry? 303 00:24:03,588 --> 00:24:05,351 Order something again. 304 00:24:05,523 --> 00:24:09,391 Roast pigeon tastes good, at a good price. 305 00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:11,995 What about steak? Last time l... 306 00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:15,196 I'm not talking about food. 307 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,800 What are you talking about? 308 00:24:16,935 --> 00:24:19,699 - I meant women. - Women. 309 00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:22,065 If there aren't women in this world, 310 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,808 being a rich man is meaningless. 311 00:24:24,976 --> 00:24:27,843 - Right, i agree. - You agree? 312 00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:31,537 Yes, J.J., I'm not gay. 313 00:24:31,716 --> 00:24:32,683 I know you're not. 314 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:37,377 You're just a little different. 315 00:24:39,524 --> 00:24:40,684 I'm just kidding. 316 00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:43,158 If you want a girl, I'll give you one of mine. 317 00:24:43,261 --> 00:24:44,228 But that's how you get diseases. 318 00:24:44,362 --> 00:24:45,420 It wouldn't be a coincidence. 319 00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:48,466 Then hurry up. I can't hold on anymore. 320 00:24:51,069 --> 00:24:52,536 - What's up? - Seems like we have the girls. 321 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:53,897 We'll have fun tonight. 322 00:24:54,038 --> 00:24:54,800 Yeah, have fun tonight. 323 00:24:55,006 --> 00:24:57,167 - What fun? - Let's go. 324 00:25:00,745 --> 00:25:03,305 You have to leave after the fun. 325 00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:06,278 J.J. how are you? 326 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:09,386 - Do you have any plans tonight? - Not yet. 327 00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:12,388 Let's have fun tonight. 328 00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:14,086 Count me in. 329 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:34,706 Do we still owe Don Don $30,000? 330 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,248 - Didn't you pay him back? - No. 331 00:25:37,849 --> 00:25:40,613 That means you still owe him $30,000. 332 00:25:41,653 --> 00:25:44,918 Some collectors are here for the money. 333 00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:46,921 What collectors? Where? 334 00:25:47,058 --> 00:25:48,923 They're at the entrance. Don't look. 335 00:25:50,995 --> 00:25:53,657 Stupid, i told you not to look. 336 00:25:53,865 --> 00:25:57,232 They're at the entrance, so we'll sneak out the back door. 337 00:25:57,402 --> 00:26:00,371 They can't be in two places at the same time. 338 00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:03,102 - Good idea. - Of course. 339 00:26:11,282 --> 00:26:12,647 We're dead this time. 340 00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:17,150 They won't be easy on us. 341 00:26:17,222 --> 00:26:18,883 You signed the loan. 342 00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:21,821 Then it has nothing to do with me. 343 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,428 If you don't pay, you won't live. 344 00:26:32,237 --> 00:26:34,000 My life isn't worth anything. 345 00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:39,710 Listen to me. Do you think we'd run away? 346 00:26:39,811 --> 00:26:41,278 We know we owe you money. 347 00:26:41,412 --> 00:26:43,972 That's why we're here? 348 00:26:44,148 --> 00:26:46,412 Then, tell me what you want to do. 349 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:49,246 We want to enter the Cannonball Run. 350 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,618 We want to win the million dollars and pay our debt. 351 00:26:51,789 --> 00:26:54,155 What idiot would offer that much money? 352 00:26:55,326 --> 00:26:58,693 Fenderbaum, Blake, aren't you both in the race? 353 00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:01,797 Why don't you go rest? 354 00:27:01,866 --> 00:27:03,731 It starts early tomorrow. 355 00:27:07,739 --> 00:27:10,606 You guys don't have taste. 356 00:27:13,211 --> 00:27:17,477 Take the money. The Godfather look is out. 357 00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:18,977 Buy yourself something new. 358 00:27:19,617 --> 00:27:20,879 That's him. 359 00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:25,282 It seems like this Sheikh is rich. 360 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:48,472 Boss, it's nice to see you. 361 00:27:49,447 --> 00:27:54,407 You look handsome. Welcome to the Pinto Ranch. 362 00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:56,077 Do you want to have some fun today? 363 00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:03,458 - May i have a chair? - Of course. 364 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,596 This is serious. 365 00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,464 My...my father, do you know him? 366 00:28:13,638 --> 00:28:15,799 Do you mind if i call you Dumb-Dumb? 367 00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:18,499 Okay. Dumb-Dumb. 368 00:28:19,243 --> 00:28:21,711 Your father knows you are a bum. 369 00:28:21,879 --> 00:28:23,437 That's why he asked me to help you. 370 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:26,082 So he sent you to Las Vegas 371 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,309 to learn the business from me. 372 00:28:28,519 --> 00:28:32,182 So what did i do? I gave you a job on this ranch. 373 00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:35,224 But you only fool around with the girls here. 374 00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:36,123 I just slept with one girl. 375 00:28:36,327 --> 00:28:38,989 - The girl was ugly. - Shut up. 376 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,690 Forget about that. 377 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,769 I lent you the money to operate a prostitution ring. 378 00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:50,465 - The economy isn't doing well. - Is that right? 379 00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:53,040 How much does he owe? 380 00:28:53,111 --> 00:28:54,772 As of 9:30 a.m., 381 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:59,145 with compound interest and administrative fees, 382 00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:04,550 the total is $9,332,448.55. 383 00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:07,151 Mr. Hahn, I'm doing the best i can. 384 00:29:07,325 --> 00:29:09,384 What? You're going to die. 385 00:29:12,597 --> 00:29:14,656 I'm going to give you one more chance. 386 00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,165 You have to pay off your debt by tomorrow. 387 00:29:17,301 --> 00:29:20,862 You still have a day. Tomorrow is the due date. 388 00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:23,004 - Great. - Shut up. 389 00:29:24,642 --> 00:29:29,306 You'll be dead if you don't pay within 24 hours. 390 00:29:30,815 --> 00:29:33,079 Don't ever have a name like his. 391 00:29:33,918 --> 00:29:35,078 What do you think? 392 00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:41,083 - It's funny, boss. - Don't laugh. 393 00:29:41,492 --> 00:29:43,357 No one can laugh without my permission. 394 00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:47,059 So that's it. Dumb-Dumb. 395 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:51,032 Mr. Hahn, i have a guestion. 396 00:29:51,803 --> 00:29:53,270 I'm dead. 397 00:29:56,941 --> 00:29:58,408 Anymore guestions? 398 00:29:58,543 --> 00:30:01,706 No...no guestions. 399 00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:08,743 Is he really your uncle? 400 00:30:08,886 --> 00:30:10,945 He is also your uncle. 401 00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:12,055 The relationship is complicated. 402 00:30:12,223 --> 00:30:14,282 I still don't understand. 403 00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:18,226 He used to visit us often. I call his mother, Aunt. 404 00:30:18,362 --> 00:30:20,922 Your mother and my mother are sisters. 405 00:30:26,671 --> 00:30:28,036 He's the spouse of our eldest aunt. 406 00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:30,037 I haven't seen him for a long time. 407 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:33,472 I only know he drives a white car. 408 00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:35,569 My mother never mentioned him. 409 00:30:37,515 --> 00:30:38,777 Uncle. 410 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:46,579 Sons, my place sells high-end cars. 411 00:30:46,724 --> 00:30:48,885 Nowadays, we have ways of doing business. 412 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,121 I started my business here. 413 00:30:51,462 --> 00:30:56,422 Uncle, I'm Melvin. You held me when i was a child. 414 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,632 Are you really my nephews? 415 00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,862 I am Susan's son. 416 00:31:01,205 --> 00:31:02,570 I don't recall. 417 00:31:03,841 --> 00:31:07,902 That doesn't matter. Doesn't that driver look different? 418 00:31:09,547 --> 00:31:11,208 He...is a bit special. 419 00:31:11,415 --> 00:31:14,782 Not only that, he looks strange. 420 00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:17,080 I didn't know it was so easy to get a license here. 421 00:31:18,155 --> 00:31:21,124 He doesn't have a license of course. Come here... 422 00:31:21,692 --> 00:31:23,557 I drive from the back. 423 00:31:23,694 --> 00:31:26,254 He just pretends to drive the car. 424 00:31:26,497 --> 00:31:29,159 It's my way of doing business. Here's my slogan... 425 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:33,201 ''If a monkey can drive, so can you.'' 426 00:31:36,707 --> 00:31:40,666 He's interesting. I treat him like my partner. 427 00:31:42,213 --> 00:31:44,579 Come, partner, isn't this fun? 428 00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:46,912 Yes, it's fun. 429 00:31:47,051 --> 00:31:49,417 Uncle, we have a small problem. 430 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:53,283 Yes. We're broke. We're almost bankrupt. 431 00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:54,820 We want to borrow your car. 432 00:31:57,395 --> 00:31:58,953 Are you going to use it for something illegal? 433 00:31:59,096 --> 00:32:02,964 No, we want to get into a race. 434 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:04,432 The Cannonball Run. 435 00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:08,832 Stop it. I told you not to play with the phone. 436 00:32:10,474 --> 00:32:13,932 This stupid monkey always makes long distance calls by mistake. 437 00:32:15,746 --> 00:32:19,307 Stupid monkey. Stop it. 438 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:23,111 Wait a second. I'll teach him a lesson. 439 00:32:24,522 --> 00:32:25,682 Stupid monkey. 440 00:32:28,826 --> 00:32:30,088 I can't stand this anymore. 441 00:32:33,731 --> 00:32:36,700 Let's do this. I will lend you the car. 442 00:32:36,901 --> 00:32:39,563 But you have to bring him along. 443 00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:41,934 You don't have to pay me if he dies. 444 00:32:47,478 --> 00:32:49,639 I didn't expect 445 00:32:49,847 --> 00:32:51,109 to look so real in a nun's habit. 446 00:32:51,716 --> 00:32:54,583 It's so hot in this outfit. 447 00:32:54,719 --> 00:32:56,186 - I want to get a cup of coffee. - Good. 448 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,581 - Are we scheduled tomorrow? - Yes... 449 00:32:59,924 --> 00:33:01,391 I'm sick of playing small roles. 450 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,093 I don't even have a line. 451 00:33:03,227 --> 00:33:06,390 Dreaming of becoming a star is ruining my life. 452 00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:13,463 My goodness, it's so crowded here. 453 00:33:14,672 --> 00:33:16,640 We're finished. You can have our seats. 454 00:33:16,874 --> 00:33:18,842 - Thank you. - You're so nice. 455 00:33:18,943 --> 00:33:20,706 God bless you. 456 00:33:27,351 --> 00:33:30,616 I'm sick and tired of being a supporting actress. 457 00:33:30,755 --> 00:33:32,120 I really want to change my career. 458 00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:33,449 Betty, you can't rush things. 459 00:33:33,557 --> 00:33:34,922 You have to wait for a chance in this business. 460 00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:36,991 I'll have to wait until i get old. 461 00:33:37,094 --> 00:33:39,654 The best way to make money is to look for a rich man. 462 00:33:39,797 --> 00:33:41,059 It doesn't matter if he marries me. 463 00:33:41,265 --> 00:33:43,426 As long as he gives me money. 464 00:33:43,534 --> 00:33:45,195 How are we going to spend a million dollars? 465 00:33:45,269 --> 00:33:46,531 - How will we spend it? - Listen to me. 466 00:33:46,704 --> 00:33:49,366 I want to buy a race horse for the Derby. 467 00:33:49,507 --> 00:33:51,566 Then I'll buy a TV station for my son. 468 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:55,668 I'll spend the rest on a mistress. 469 00:33:56,614 --> 00:34:00,072 There are a thousand ways to spend the money. 470 00:34:00,217 --> 00:34:01,878 - Right? - You're smart. 471 00:34:02,753 --> 00:34:04,414 We've found our targets. 472 00:34:04,522 --> 00:34:05,784 - Are you insane? - Listen to me. 473 00:34:07,124 --> 00:34:09,490 You're so clumsy. Look at you. 474 00:34:09,827 --> 00:34:10,885 What shall i do? 475 00:34:10,995 --> 00:34:13,759 - Women will suck you dry... - Come over here. 476 00:34:13,864 --> 00:34:16,025 Mister. I'm sorry to interrupt you. 477 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,967 We accidentally spilled coffee all over our table. 478 00:34:19,103 --> 00:34:20,661 May we join you? 479 00:34:20,871 --> 00:34:23,840 Certainly. It's great... 480 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:26,509 You don't have to get up. We'll sit couple to couple. 481 00:34:27,011 --> 00:34:29,673 - Couple to couple? - Great. 482 00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:32,940 - J.J. they're joining us. - Thank you. 483 00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:34,745 I'm Sister Veronica. 484 00:34:34,919 --> 00:34:36,682 - I'm Sister Betty. - How are you? 485 00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:39,856 I'm J.J. and he's my partner, Victor. 486 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,252 We're partners. 487 00:34:41,425 --> 00:34:42,892 Are you two related? 488 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,328 No, we're just business partners. 489 00:34:47,798 --> 00:34:50,062 It's that simple. 490 00:34:50,267 --> 00:34:51,325 And you two? 491 00:34:51,535 --> 00:34:55,494 Betty and i are like real sisters. 492 00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:59,734 What is your occupation? 493 00:34:59,944 --> 00:35:02,708 - We're professional... - Car racers. 494 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,940 Right. We're in a race today that's going to the east coast. 495 00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,311 Really? Then you'll be rich? 496 00:35:11,422 --> 00:35:13,083 Sure. Which church are you from? 497 00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:15,556 Our church is old and ugly. We're from... 498 00:35:15,726 --> 00:35:16,784 The Old and Ugly Church. 499 00:35:16,861 --> 00:35:18,328 We and some other sisters 500 00:35:18,529 --> 00:35:20,997 - organized a detox centre... - It's a community. 501 00:35:21,132 --> 00:35:22,793 It's called the Desert Detox Community. 502 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:26,232 - The name sounds strange. - It's new. 503 00:35:26,303 --> 00:35:27,565 I'm very familiar with the bible, 504 00:35:27,738 --> 00:35:30,707 because i always pray the night before a race. 505 00:35:30,908 --> 00:35:33,968 l've never heard that name. 506 00:35:34,178 --> 00:35:35,236 You're reading an old version of the Bible. 507 00:35:35,379 --> 00:35:38,348 Even the teaching material changes every year. 508 00:35:38,449 --> 00:35:40,610 - Right. - Is that right? 509 00:35:40,785 --> 00:35:42,548 The Bible has to be updated. 510 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,982 It should be. 511 00:35:44,622 --> 00:35:46,988 We still have work to do. Let's go. Bye. 512 00:35:47,358 --> 00:35:50,225 - Right, we'll talk later. - Good. 513 00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:51,890 - Let's go. - When does the race begin? 514 00:35:52,096 --> 00:35:54,462 - At noon. - At the hotel entrance. 515 00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:56,395 - Bye, sisters. - Bye. 516 00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:58,726 Let's go. 517 00:35:59,136 --> 00:36:00,899 - Talk to you later. - Bye. 518 00:36:01,138 --> 00:36:03,800 - Bye... - Many people need our help. 519 00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:07,870 Is the problem resolved? 520 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:11,343 I can solve any problem. 521 00:36:11,448 --> 00:36:13,109 We have the thing planned. 522 00:36:13,217 --> 00:36:14,775 While they are racing, 523 00:36:14,919 --> 00:36:16,978 we will get that Arab. 524 00:36:17,121 --> 00:36:19,885 Are you insane? Kill the Arab? 525 00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:21,855 He is a very rich man. 526 00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:23,219 Yes, i know. 527 00:36:23,327 --> 00:36:26,091 I still owe someone a lot of money. What time is it now? 528 00:36:26,197 --> 00:36:28,358 I'm in trouble. I have to pay off my debt tomorrow. 529 00:36:28,432 --> 00:36:31,890 If we catch the Arab, everything will be solved. 530 00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:35,560 He wants us to think of a way to catch that Arab. 531 00:36:35,706 --> 00:36:36,764 Why? 532 00:36:36,874 --> 00:36:39,843 Why? lf we have him, 533 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:42,478 we can extort him. 534 00:36:42,713 --> 00:36:45,580 Don't get mad. i know what to do. 535 00:36:45,749 --> 00:36:47,717 - You really blew me off. - Good night. 536 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,294 Anna, try it again. 537 00:37:18,782 --> 00:37:20,147 Step on the gas. 538 00:37:27,658 --> 00:37:28,920 Everything is fine. 539 00:37:34,632 --> 00:37:35,997 Do you think those military people 540 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,634 will salute when they see you? 541 00:37:41,805 --> 00:37:43,466 You're cunning. 542 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:47,344 Jill, Martha, it's great. 543 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:52,637 J.J. looks cocky. 544 00:37:52,816 --> 00:37:54,579 His partner doesn't look that great. 545 00:37:54,752 --> 00:37:57,516 That fat guy always gets cheated. 546 00:37:57,655 --> 00:37:59,816 Those two can't compare to us. 547 00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:03,189 - Let's check out the other racers. - All right. 548 00:38:05,429 --> 00:38:06,191 How do i look? 549 00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:09,993 - You look smart and sexy. - Sexy? 550 00:38:12,503 --> 00:38:15,063 - You too... - I don't look that great. 551 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,207 - No. - What's my title? 552 00:38:17,341 --> 00:38:19,002 Landmine soldier. 553 00:38:20,778 --> 00:38:23,542 A solider on the front lines. 554 00:38:23,614 --> 00:38:24,774 - That's brave. - Right. 555 00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:27,350 J.J., i want a medal. 556 00:38:27,518 --> 00:38:29,782 - A medal? - I'll look better with one. 557 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,581 All right, you can choose one. 558 00:38:31,722 --> 00:38:34,691 No, i can't take one of yours. 559 00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:35,689 I feel embarrassed. 560 00:38:35,859 --> 00:38:37,121 We're partners. Help yourself. 561 00:38:37,294 --> 00:38:38,454 All right. 562 00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:42,127 That one looks good. Thank you. 563 00:38:42,466 --> 00:38:46,334 You're so generous. A medal of the highest honour. 564 00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:50,467 Thank you so much. This suits me. 565 00:38:50,808 --> 00:38:53,572 It's beautiful. I really like it. 566 00:38:53,744 --> 00:38:57,305 It looks so shiny under the sun. Look who it is. 567 00:38:57,614 --> 00:38:58,979 How are you? 568 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:00,915 - How are you? - Are you a General? 569 00:39:01,118 --> 00:39:04,485 You're a General. He's a lieutenant. 570 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:06,047 He's just a soldier. 571 00:39:06,156 --> 00:39:09,819 General, can you help us? 572 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,928 We have an urgent errand and we have to go to New York. 573 00:39:12,129 --> 00:39:14,393 There are many people who need our help there. 574 00:39:14,531 --> 00:39:16,499 Can you give us a ride? 575 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:18,601 It's because our church is poor. 576 00:39:18,769 --> 00:39:21,932 - We can't afford to buy tickets. - Let's do it. 577 00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:25,403 The other racers aren't as fast as you. 578 00:39:26,143 --> 00:39:28,407 And you're funny. 579 00:39:29,246 --> 00:39:30,213 Funny? 580 00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:32,941 Yes, you know that we're sisters. 581 00:39:33,183 --> 00:39:35,048 We may look serious, 582 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:37,344 but we like to relax when we get the chance. 583 00:39:37,521 --> 00:39:38,385 Relax? 584 00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:40,786 You want to relax? As you like. 585 00:39:40,991 --> 00:39:43,551 We have to discuss this. 586 00:39:43,694 --> 00:39:45,457 - What are you doing? - Come over here. 587 00:39:45,896 --> 00:39:46,954 What? 588 00:39:47,131 --> 00:39:48,792 I think you overdid it. 589 00:39:49,066 --> 00:39:51,125 Funny and relaxed. 590 00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:52,962 What's wrong with being relaxed? 591 00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:55,503 - i know. - Helping people is difficult. 592 00:39:55,706 --> 00:39:57,367 It's a jinx to have nuns come with us. 593 00:39:57,508 --> 00:39:58,372 Just do something good. 594 00:39:58,575 --> 00:40:00,042 If we let them come with us, 595 00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:02,770 we won't be able to pick up girls. 596 00:40:02,946 --> 00:40:05,915 I know I'm a womanizer. 597 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,813 But if they come with us... 598 00:40:07,951 --> 00:40:11,216 - We can use them as shields. - All right. 599 00:40:17,227 --> 00:40:18,592 J.J. is the best. 600 00:40:19,229 --> 00:40:20,196 Let's get into the car. 601 00:40:20,364 --> 00:40:22,332 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 602 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:24,897 J.J., you'll go to heaven. 603 00:40:25,035 --> 00:40:26,297 It's an honour for the angels. 604 00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:28,229 The handbag is trendy. 605 00:40:28,672 --> 00:40:30,037 We follow trends, too. 606 00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:33,272 I have to make myself clear. We're in the military. 607 00:40:33,444 --> 00:40:37,005 We do what we want to do. Aren't you scared? 608 00:40:37,214 --> 00:40:39,079 - That's all right. - That's good. 609 00:40:40,150 --> 00:40:41,913 Being a nun is a tough job. 610 00:40:42,119 --> 00:40:43,780 My daughter doesn't want to become one. 611 00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:47,885 Look who is here. 612 00:40:48,492 --> 00:40:49,857 It's someone famous. 613 00:40:50,227 --> 00:40:53,196 It's General Patent and General Administrator. 614 00:40:56,166 --> 00:41:00,227 It's better to be a cop when you're chased by one. 615 00:41:00,804 --> 00:41:01,964 Something's wrong. 616 00:41:02,973 --> 00:41:05,840 Miss, let me tell you. 617 00:41:05,943 --> 00:41:09,504 We were disguised as priests before. We didn't win. 618 00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:11,614 Disguising yourselves as nuns won't do you any good. 619 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,217 That's why we're disguised as cops. 620 00:41:15,352 --> 00:41:17,912 We can protect the ladies. 621 00:41:18,122 --> 00:41:23,788 We can also search them. That's great. 622 00:41:23,994 --> 00:41:25,052 You really have guts. 623 00:41:25,329 --> 00:41:28,196 They're real nuns. 624 00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:29,697 You have to pay them respect. 625 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,266 Watch yourself! 626 00:41:51,121 --> 00:41:52,486 You solve your own problem. 627 00:41:52,756 --> 00:41:54,519 Everybody, come here... 628 00:41:54,691 --> 00:41:57,251 Fenderbaum, Blake, J.J. and fat guy, 629 00:41:57,461 --> 00:42:00,430 come here and listen to the rules of the race. 630 00:42:00,564 --> 00:42:03,328 Although I'm the prince of the Falafel family, 631 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:09,599 I do my business seriously. 632 00:42:11,475 --> 00:42:12,635 Don't laugh... 633 00:42:12,809 --> 00:42:16,370 To encourage this race, 634 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:19,006 I personally donate a million dollars 635 00:42:19,183 --> 00:42:22,050 as the first prize. 636 00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:24,249 We will be rich. 637 00:42:27,558 --> 00:42:30,322 - Good. - I wish i had a million dollars. 638 00:42:30,427 --> 00:42:35,296 But i get an advantage for offering this prize. 639 00:42:35,399 --> 00:42:37,367 I have to be the first one to start the race. 640 00:42:41,371 --> 00:42:42,929 General, is car racing dangerous? 641 00:42:43,073 --> 00:42:45,132 It's not. It's exciting. 642 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,341 Captain Chaos is back. 643 00:42:51,915 --> 00:42:53,075 How are you? 644 00:42:53,383 --> 00:42:55,943 J.J., I'm here to protect you. You will win this time. 645 00:42:56,086 --> 00:42:58,850 Ask the nuns to get into the car. We'll take off now. 646 00:42:59,122 --> 00:43:00,885 Your partner is good at acting. 647 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,991 It's not acting. This is real. 648 00:43:05,329 --> 00:43:06,887 General, you sit in the back. 649 00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:10,124 Sister Betty and l will sit up front. 650 00:43:12,469 --> 00:43:15,233 - The fat guy is cute. - Of course. 651 00:43:18,141 --> 00:43:19,904 Don't try to be funny. 652 00:43:20,344 --> 00:43:25,407 Everybody, wish me luck. I hope all of you fail. Cheers. 653 00:44:05,789 --> 00:44:07,950 Thank you. Goodbye... 654 00:44:29,012 --> 00:44:30,570 Are you out of your mind? 655 00:44:30,714 --> 00:44:33,274 You're blocking the way. Move away! 656 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,679 All right. 657 00:45:07,184 --> 00:45:08,549 Say it again. 658 00:45:09,953 --> 00:45:13,218 You're so stupid. Listen carefully. 659 00:45:13,323 --> 00:45:14,585 Get close to his car. 660 00:45:14,691 --> 00:45:17,159 Press the button at the right time. 661 00:45:17,361 --> 00:45:18,726 The metal hand clamps onto the car's bumper. 662 00:45:18,895 --> 00:45:21,056 Then i will step on the brake 663 00:45:21,164 --> 00:45:24,429 to stop his car. Then you go and grab him. 664 00:45:25,268 --> 00:45:27,031 Now do you understand? 665 00:45:29,539 --> 00:45:30,506 I understand. 666 00:45:51,161 --> 00:45:53,322 Attention, there's a cop behind you. 667 00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:55,090 We'll be in trouble. 668 00:45:55,298 --> 00:45:57,266 This doesn't work during the day, only at night. 669 00:45:58,001 --> 00:45:59,662 Show them what you can do. 670 00:46:00,070 --> 00:46:01,628 The cop is getting closer. 671 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,471 - Everything is ready. - The jet is ready. 672 00:46:17,587 --> 00:46:20,351 Good, this is great. 673 00:46:27,464 --> 00:46:28,624 They are coming. 674 00:46:28,965 --> 00:46:31,126 Are they here yet? I am still a bit confused. 675 00:46:32,402 --> 00:46:36,361 It's easy. We'll chase them and grab their rear bumper. 676 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:39,301 Watch me. I'm ready. Be careful. 677 00:46:39,509 --> 00:46:41,977 Be calm. Ready. Go. 678 00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,173 Press the button... 679 00:46:44,614 --> 00:46:45,672 Press. 680 00:46:47,384 --> 00:46:49,352 The car is shaking, I can't press the button. 681 00:46:49,986 --> 00:46:52,750 If you're so good, why don't you do it? Press... 682 00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:58,988 - His car isn't going anywhere. - Not going anywhere. 683 00:47:07,504 --> 00:47:10,769 The car took off. We can't even follow them now. 684 00:47:24,988 --> 00:47:26,751 That's cute. 685 00:47:43,373 --> 00:47:44,840 Granny, do you want a tire change? 686 00:47:47,677 --> 00:47:49,838 Tony, will we make it this time? 687 00:47:50,013 --> 00:47:52,675 Shut up, we've been working together 688 00:47:52,849 --> 00:47:54,316 for a long time, have we ever failed? 689 00:47:59,890 --> 00:48:01,551 The control panel 690 00:48:01,658 --> 00:48:04,422 in this helicopter has been improved. 691 00:48:06,196 --> 00:48:09,563 Your body may be intact after a car accident, 692 00:48:09,666 --> 00:48:12,134 but you'll be minced meat in a helicopter accident. 693 00:48:16,139 --> 00:48:19,597 Shut up. Keep reading the instructions. 694 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,570 If you want to live, read louder. 695 00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:42,097 We made it. 696 00:48:42,432 --> 00:48:44,297 But you're so scared your hair is standing on end. 697 00:48:44,601 --> 00:48:47,069 Can you explain to me how to catch him? 698 00:48:47,404 --> 00:48:48,166 Why? 699 00:48:48,305 --> 00:48:50,466 This is too complicated. One explanation isn't enough. 700 00:48:50,874 --> 00:48:53,035 You are as dumb as a pig. 701 00:48:53,243 --> 00:48:57,202 Listen, we have a magnet. It can even pick up a truck. 702 00:48:58,181 --> 00:48:59,842 Is it that powerful? 703 00:49:04,421 --> 00:49:06,184 We are driving really fast. Are we speeding? 704 00:49:06,389 --> 00:49:08,550 Yes. We are going 110 m.p.h. 705 00:49:11,127 --> 00:49:12,788 It is really exciting. 706 00:49:13,063 --> 00:49:14,621 Are you touching my thigh? 707 00:49:16,032 --> 00:49:17,294 Yes. 708 00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:22,438 It's all right. Please continue. 709 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:28,772 We have just passed a cop. 710 00:49:28,979 --> 00:49:30,446 It doesn't matter. Just pretend we didn't see him. 711 00:49:31,114 --> 00:49:32,775 Sir, how fast are you driving? 712 00:49:32,882 --> 00:49:35,544 About 80 m.p.h. 713 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,687 They just passed us. 714 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,650 We have to give them a ticket. 715 00:49:39,990 --> 00:49:41,855 Watch me. You're still a rookie. 716 00:49:42,025 --> 00:49:45,085 So you've never been involved in a real car chase. 717 00:49:47,564 --> 00:49:49,327 Oh no. The cops are behind us. 718 00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:52,901 They just want my autograph. 719 00:49:57,707 --> 00:50:00,801 What is wrong? What happened? 720 00:50:00,877 --> 00:50:03,243 I am afraid of the cops. 721 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,347 You are afraid? 722 00:50:06,683 --> 00:50:09,243 Don't be afraid. I'll protect you. 723 00:50:09,419 --> 00:50:12,286 I am counting on you. Your hands are warm. 724 00:50:12,455 --> 00:50:14,218 They are steaming hot. 725 00:50:14,758 --> 00:50:17,522 - His whole body is very warm. - Is that right? 726 00:50:17,661 --> 00:50:21,119 You know what? Fatty's thigh is warm, too. 727 00:50:23,733 --> 00:50:24,995 There is a technigue to speeding. 728 00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:27,103 Going in the same direction 729 00:50:27,270 --> 00:50:29,738 will give you 20 m.p.h. more, even when making a turn. 730 00:50:48,591 --> 00:50:49,649 What are you writing? 731 00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:50,953 My resignation letter. 732 00:51:02,205 --> 00:51:03,467 It is lunch time, Prince. 733 00:51:03,907 --> 00:51:05,772 You will get a stomach ache if you eat too much. 734 00:51:05,942 --> 00:51:09,708 Let me have some. I will have the stomach ache instead. 735 00:51:15,151 --> 00:51:16,709 His car is ahead of us. 736 00:51:16,853 --> 00:51:18,013 I see it. 737 00:51:22,225 --> 00:51:23,886 This is getting exciting. 738 00:51:24,094 --> 00:51:25,959 What do we do now? 739 00:51:26,362 --> 00:51:28,728 Of course, we will follow it. 740 00:51:28,898 --> 00:51:30,263 When they are not looking, 741 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,267 we will use the magnet to pick the car up. 742 00:51:33,369 --> 00:51:34,836 It's better than using super glue. 743 00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:38,462 That is great, Tony. I have faith in you. 744 00:51:38,641 --> 00:51:40,700 I have to be 100% certain. 745 00:51:41,377 --> 00:51:42,742 That is good. 746 00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:45,275 Do you think we are too low? 747 00:51:45,815 --> 00:51:46,782 You don't understand. 748 00:51:47,951 --> 00:51:49,111 We are almost touching the car. 749 00:51:49,285 --> 00:51:50,946 Don't you think i know that? 750 00:51:54,357 --> 00:51:59,624 Go left. A bit left. 751 00:51:59,729 --> 00:52:02,994 Stop mumbling in my ear. I know what to do. 752 00:52:03,066 --> 00:52:04,328 Go a bit lower. 753 00:52:05,301 --> 00:52:06,666 Lower the magnet. 754 00:52:08,404 --> 00:52:10,065 It sticks like super glue. 755 00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:19,771 It's so tight, nothing can break it apart. 756 00:52:21,351 --> 00:52:25,014 Let's fly into the sky... 757 00:52:27,891 --> 00:52:31,156 Let's fly into the sky. 758 00:52:34,831 --> 00:52:36,196 How come it is not working? 759 00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:37,995 Do you think the fan belt is broken? 760 00:52:39,569 --> 00:52:42,834 Is it too light? Is that why it won't work? 761 00:52:43,573 --> 00:52:47,942 Don't worry. I'll fix it. 762 00:52:49,445 --> 00:52:51,913 I think we will have to wear our seatbelts. 763 00:53:19,142 --> 00:53:20,404 It is lunch time. 764 00:53:21,344 --> 00:53:23,209 You feed him. Let me drive. 765 00:53:23,379 --> 00:53:25,939 No. It is your turn. Hurry up. 766 00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:30,210 This is for you. 767 00:53:31,788 --> 00:53:34,655 What are you doing, monkey? 768 00:53:34,858 --> 00:53:37,918 That monkey is crazy. It should be sent to a clinic. 769 00:53:43,499 --> 00:53:49,563 London Bridge is falling down, falling down... 770 00:53:52,475 --> 00:53:54,033 - Soldier. - Yes, sir? 771 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:55,508 - You're driving well. - Thank you, Sir. 772 00:53:55,712 --> 00:53:56,770 Keep up the good work. 773 00:53:58,147 --> 00:54:02,607 Sister Betty, I am familiar with the Bible. 774 00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,984 Why haven't i heard about the Desert Detox Community? 775 00:54:06,222 --> 00:54:08,190 - It has to do with morality. - Morality? 776 00:54:08,391 --> 00:54:10,359 She doesn't have a good memory. 777 00:54:12,061 --> 00:54:16,521 - We want to rest now. - Go ahead. 778 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:19,301 If you don't mind, we have to change. 779 00:54:19,369 --> 00:54:22,338 Please go ahead. Don't be shy. 780 00:54:22,472 --> 00:54:24,133 Goodnight. 781 00:54:31,114 --> 00:54:34,880 I think they're open-minded. 782 00:54:34,984 --> 00:54:36,645 It's nice that they're open-minded. 783 00:54:37,086 --> 00:54:40,954 Nice? I can't control myself anymore. 784 00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:44,017 J.J., you have to control yourself. 785 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:46,058 It's very difficult. They always... 786 00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:49,653 They're religious. You have a dirty mind. 787 00:54:54,404 --> 00:54:56,372 - They're nuns. - They're women, too. 788 00:54:56,472 --> 00:54:58,633 I don't know what to say to you. 789 00:55:00,276 --> 00:55:03,336 I can't stop fantasizing about those girls. 790 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:08,677 J.J. 791 00:55:09,986 --> 00:55:11,954 Please forgive me, God. I have sinned. 792 00:55:26,469 --> 00:55:28,835 Good morning, Officer. Nice day, isn't it? 793 00:55:28,938 --> 00:55:33,102 - Don't sweet talk me. Step aside. - All right. 794 00:55:37,547 --> 00:55:39,515 - Good morning. - General? 795 00:55:41,384 --> 00:55:42,851 What's the matter, Officer? 796 00:55:43,419 --> 00:55:45,580 Nothing, your car was over the speed limit. 797 00:55:45,989 --> 00:55:47,650 It's a military emergency. 798 00:55:48,157 --> 00:55:49,317 How urgent is it? 799 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,154 It's highly confidential. 800 00:55:51,928 --> 00:55:52,792 Where is your driver's license? 801 00:55:52,962 --> 00:55:55,522 Stop. I'm contaminated with radiation. 802 00:55:57,867 --> 00:55:59,630 Do you think I'm an idiot? 803 00:55:59,836 --> 00:56:01,201 There was a nuclear radiation leak. 804 00:56:01,771 --> 00:56:04,239 We have to take the leaky object to the next state. 805 00:56:04,707 --> 00:56:05,867 Why? 806 00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:09,506 To store it in a warehouse. 807 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:12,338 This is nonsense. 808 00:56:14,183 --> 00:56:15,241 Hey, Brother-in-law! 809 00:56:15,551 --> 00:56:17,018 That's my wife's brother. 810 00:56:17,286 --> 00:56:19,151 - Go ahead. We'll wait for you. - Thank you. 811 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:21,018 Long time no see... 812 00:56:21,157 --> 00:56:23,125 - I didn't know you're coming back. - Private. 813 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:26,454 General. 814 00:56:27,430 --> 00:56:28,795 Why are you here? 815 00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:32,459 I'm on vacation. I haven't had one in 10 years. 816 00:56:33,436 --> 00:56:35,996 I order you to drive this car to the next state. 817 00:56:36,272 --> 00:56:38,035 - Go and drive. - Yes, Sir. 818 00:56:38,141 --> 00:56:41,406 Wait a minute. I have to check it out first. 819 00:56:41,811 --> 00:56:44,279 His rank is higher. I have to listen to him. 820 00:56:44,414 --> 00:56:46,075 See how many medals he has. 821 00:56:46,349 --> 00:56:48,909 I don't care. I have to check. 822 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,581 - Good morning. - Good morning, Officer. 823 00:56:53,089 --> 00:56:54,249 What's going on? 824 00:56:54,357 --> 00:56:55,619 General, what happened? 825 00:56:55,725 --> 00:56:56,783 I'm sorry, Sisters. 826 00:56:56,926 --> 00:56:59,690 I tried to explain everything to the officer. 827 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:01,692 Why are these nuns with you? 828 00:57:01,998 --> 00:57:06,560 - Just in case we die while on duty. - This is serious. 829 00:57:06,769 --> 00:57:08,532 The mission is called ''God Knows''. 830 00:57:08,638 --> 00:57:10,503 We have to keep this top secret. 831 00:57:10,706 --> 00:57:14,472 If we don't complete this mission, the U.S. may be destroyed. 832 00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:17,107 You have to be careful. 833 00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:21,744 ln that case, I will escort you to the border. 834 00:57:22,018 --> 00:57:23,076 God bless you. 835 00:57:23,186 --> 00:57:24,744 Officer, i have to tell you. 836 00:57:24,921 --> 00:57:27,685 There are two spies disguised as cops. 837 00:57:27,824 --> 00:57:32,090 They're following us in a red car. They're spies. 838 00:57:32,762 --> 00:57:35,230 - Is that true? - It's true. 839 00:57:38,401 --> 00:57:40,961 Attention, there's a message from the General. 840 00:57:41,104 --> 00:57:44,665 Two spies disguised as cops are driving a red car. 841 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,708 They are trying to steal our nuclear waste. 842 00:57:46,943 --> 00:57:50,003 If you see them, stop them. 843 00:57:50,413 --> 00:57:51,880 Do you understand? 844 00:57:54,717 --> 00:57:57,083 Units Two and Five are heading east. 845 00:57:57,186 --> 00:57:59,347 We saw the spies. 846 00:57:59,822 --> 00:58:00,982 Spies? 847 00:58:01,557 --> 00:58:04,822 l've always been mistaken by others, but never for a spy. 848 00:58:05,061 --> 00:58:07,120 Do they think i am James Bond? 849 00:58:07,597 --> 00:58:10,862 Report to the General. The spies won't get away. 850 00:58:13,436 --> 00:58:15,700 Report to the General. What General? 851 00:58:16,739 --> 00:58:21,301 It's that jerk, J.J., he's playing a trick on us. 852 00:58:30,553 --> 00:58:34,216 Good work. But we're not free yet. 853 00:58:34,457 --> 00:58:37,017 Units Two and Five are heading west. 854 00:58:38,027 --> 00:58:39,289 This is the Captain. 855 00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:42,488 Capture them. Dead or alive. 856 00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:46,066 We will have to take a chance. 857 00:58:46,269 --> 00:58:47,531 I am going to place the car in the middle of the road. 858 00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:50,639 So they will be blocked. 859 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,808 If they have the guts, they will hit us. 860 00:58:52,975 --> 00:58:56,035 Or else they'll go into the ditch. 861 00:58:56,112 --> 00:58:58,376 Let's do that. Speed up. 862 00:58:59,081 --> 00:59:00,548 If they have the guts, 863 00:59:00,983 --> 00:59:02,644 we'll be minced meat if they hit us. 864 00:59:02,818 --> 00:59:03,682 That's right. 865 00:59:20,570 --> 00:59:24,438 Don't throw that, stupid monkey. 866 00:59:25,808 --> 00:59:29,369 I hate sitting up here. I am bored. 867 00:59:29,812 --> 00:59:34,078 Do you think i enjoy sitting back here? Stupid monkey. 868 00:59:36,385 --> 00:59:38,649 I won't be easy on you if you keep on throwing stuff. 869 00:59:49,665 --> 00:59:52,532 - Why are you out here? - It is safer here. 870 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:56,231 - Who is driving? - He is. 871 01:00:08,351 --> 01:00:11,115 Do you want to take me to a disco? 872 01:00:11,287 --> 01:00:13,255 I haven't put on my dancing shoes. 873 01:00:22,298 --> 01:00:23,765 - Blake. - What? 874 01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:25,128 It's the General's car. 875 01:00:25,568 --> 01:00:26,830 Is the fat guy driving? 876 01:00:28,104 --> 01:00:31,164 No, the General is driving. 877 01:00:31,274 --> 01:00:33,139 The General is driving. 878 01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:36,834 I am going to teach him a lesson. 879 01:00:44,954 --> 01:00:49,118 We're going to win this time and get the prize. 880 01:00:52,795 --> 01:00:56,458 You have to trust me. You won't forget this experience. 881 01:00:56,699 --> 01:00:59,065 - Will we have fun together? - Yes. 882 01:01:00,436 --> 01:01:04,497 You'll be proud to tell your grandchildren. 883 01:01:04,674 --> 01:01:07,040 If you crash the car, 884 01:01:07,176 --> 01:01:08,837 I will never forget the experience. 885 01:01:09,278 --> 01:01:10,438 That won't happen. 886 01:01:10,613 --> 01:01:14,379 We will be gentle with it. 887 01:01:14,550 --> 01:01:16,108 Do you think you can handle the both of us? 888 01:01:19,955 --> 01:01:21,718 - All right. - We got it... 889 01:01:21,924 --> 01:01:23,892 The keys are in the car. Don't mess around. 890 01:01:24,026 --> 01:01:26,586 Or else my friends will laugh at me. 891 01:01:27,330 --> 01:01:28,797 They will envy you. 892 01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:32,091 - Really? - Drink more milk for energy. 893 01:01:32,368 --> 01:01:33,528 Really? 894 01:01:39,475 --> 01:01:41,238 Is the tank full? 895 01:01:41,344 --> 01:01:43,403 Please drive carefully. 896 01:01:44,980 --> 01:01:46,538 Bye, handsome. 897 01:02:01,797 --> 01:02:04,664 Look at that fat guy. 898 01:02:12,141 --> 01:02:13,403 What are you doing? 899 01:02:17,513 --> 01:02:19,071 What do you want? 900 01:02:28,357 --> 01:02:29,619 Give me a hand. 901 01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:31,851 Why do i have to? I am not involved in this. 902 01:02:32,061 --> 01:02:33,824 Help me cut this. Come on. 903 01:02:36,432 --> 01:02:38,195 - Thank you. - You don't have team spirit. 904 01:02:56,886 --> 01:02:58,251 I will help you later. 905 01:03:09,932 --> 01:03:11,695 Did i scare you? Are you all right? 906 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:13,802 Don't be afraid. I will protect you. 907 01:03:13,936 --> 01:03:15,995 Can we go for a ride later? 908 01:03:22,812 --> 01:03:24,370 This is the first time l've been rescued. 909 01:03:24,547 --> 01:03:27,107 Please stay for dinner and meet my parents. 910 01:03:27,516 --> 01:03:29,074 - You're great. - You're so capable. 911 01:03:29,118 --> 01:03:30,380 - It's wonderful. - Please, don't mention it. 912 01:03:30,586 --> 01:03:31,644 What's your name? 913 01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:32,821 I'm Jack... 914 01:03:32,955 --> 01:03:34,923 We still have to finish the race. 915 01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:36,491 A million dollar prize is waiting for us. 916 01:03:36,692 --> 01:03:37,954 No, she and i are... 917 01:03:38,227 --> 01:03:40,195 Don't forget me when you get rich. 918 01:03:41,363 --> 01:03:44,025 When i am rich, i will come back. 919 01:03:47,203 --> 01:03:48,465 Why are they taking so long? 920 01:03:51,273 --> 01:03:53,833 They look great. They have changed. 921 01:03:56,679 --> 01:03:59,842 - Are we too sexy? - Maybe. 922 01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:04,109 I am afraid we may scare them. 923 01:04:05,321 --> 01:04:07,585 General, you have two pretty women for this task. 924 01:04:07,723 --> 01:04:10,692 I guess the mission must be very important. 925 01:04:18,701 --> 01:04:21,465 All right, we have enough food. We don't have to worry. 926 01:04:22,738 --> 01:04:26,196 You won't starve. 927 01:04:38,254 --> 01:04:41,314 You look great out of your outfit. 928 01:04:47,863 --> 01:04:50,423 They're beautiful. Private, come with me. 929 01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:54,133 Disguised as nuns, huh? 930 01:04:57,006 --> 01:04:58,473 Get into the car, guickly. 931 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:03,410 Yes, General. 932 01:05:21,497 --> 01:05:25,365 What are you doing? We don't need a gun. 933 01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:33,506 Turn right... 934 01:05:35,744 --> 01:05:41,205 We'll use the wire to stop the car. Then you steal the money. 935 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:43,885 - I steal the money? - I will kidnap the Prince. 936 01:05:44,053 --> 01:05:47,113 After that, we will go back to Las Vegas. 937 01:05:47,289 --> 01:05:48,551 Let's do it. 938 01:05:50,092 --> 01:05:51,559 This is Falafel. 939 01:05:52,561 --> 01:05:55,826 Did you get it? Doubtful? 940 01:05:56,165 --> 01:05:57,530 What a name for a company. 941 01:05:58,634 --> 01:06:01,501 The name doesn't sound good, but go ahead and buy it. 942 01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:04,639 Use another name to make birth control pills. 943 01:06:04,773 --> 01:06:07,640 I am going to buy. That is it. 944 01:06:07,710 --> 01:06:09,473 Do you understand? 945 01:06:10,779 --> 01:06:13,247 I can't hear you. Speak up a bit. 946 01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,314 I said, do you still have a stomach ache? 947 01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:18,384 - Thank you. - It is a deal. Bye. 948 01:06:26,495 --> 01:06:27,757 What happened? 949 01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:33,495 - They are coming. Make it tighter. - I know. 950 01:06:34,269 --> 01:06:36,430 - I have tried my best. - They are coming... 951 01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:52,079 What lousy luck! 952 01:06:53,656 --> 01:06:55,214 This car is like a toy. I am so mad! 953 01:06:55,391 --> 01:06:57,655 You get what you pay for. 954 01:06:57,926 --> 01:06:59,188 - What shall we do? - I don't know. 955 01:07:01,530 --> 01:07:03,191 Go and flirt with someone so they can fix it. 956 01:07:19,682 --> 01:07:22,150 They are getting intimate. 957 01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:25,053 It is a real show. 958 01:07:39,168 --> 01:07:43,332 The car just suddenly stopped. 959 01:07:43,505 --> 01:07:46,474 It looks like there is a gas leak. 960 01:07:47,376 --> 01:07:48,741 It is here. 961 01:07:49,778 --> 01:07:50,938 This isn't the gear box. 962 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,741 What gear box? 963 01:07:52,881 --> 01:07:54,143 Can you fix it? 964 01:07:54,349 --> 01:07:57,614 I am a car repair expert. 965 01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:00,481 Really? 966 01:08:15,170 --> 01:08:18,139 How powerful is your truck? 967 01:08:18,474 --> 01:08:21,932 It is eguipped with a jet engine. 968 01:08:22,111 --> 01:08:24,875 - The horsepower is second to none. - Really? 969 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,547 It doesn't look bad. 970 01:08:29,985 --> 01:08:32,146 It is so hot. 971 01:08:34,089 --> 01:08:35,852 It is really hot. 972 01:08:40,362 --> 01:08:43,422 Sonny, believe me, I won't trick you. 973 01:08:44,066 --> 01:08:47,126 If my boss knows i am speeding, he will yell at me. 974 01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:49,134 How will he know? 975 01:08:49,638 --> 01:08:51,697 How about this? Why don't you take me back first? 976 01:08:51,907 --> 01:08:56,276 Let me explain to my boss. Or else i will be fired. 977 01:09:02,451 --> 01:09:05,511 Forget it. I don't care. 978 01:09:07,022 --> 01:09:09,388 We will make this trip unforgettable. 979 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,664 Attention, a cop is approaching... 980 01:09:22,805 --> 01:09:24,272 We have to race them. 981 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,601 - Use the jet. - All right. 982 01:09:30,546 --> 01:09:32,605 The jet is ready, 3, 2, 1. 983 01:09:32,748 --> 01:09:34,716 - Ready. - Go. 984 01:09:45,961 --> 01:09:47,326 - Turn it off. - Why? 985 01:09:47,496 --> 01:09:48,861 Turn it off. 986 01:09:50,799 --> 01:09:53,267 We're going into the water. 987 01:10:09,117 --> 01:10:10,584 There is nothing we can do. 988 01:10:28,537 --> 01:10:30,903 Look, beer cans. 989 01:10:32,107 --> 01:10:34,075 - Release the oil. - All right. 990 01:10:40,282 --> 01:10:41,442 There is an oil leak. 991 01:10:41,817 --> 01:10:44,684 They caused the accident. We had nothing to do with it. 992 01:10:44,786 --> 01:10:46,151 I am sorry. 993 01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:51,824 Attention... 994 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,927 What is the matter now? 995 01:11:08,277 --> 01:11:09,642 Turn off the engine. 996 01:11:11,546 --> 01:11:12,808 Keep guiet. 997 01:11:12,948 --> 01:11:15,007 Underwater operations. Ready. 998 01:11:17,219 --> 01:11:18,379 It is all right. 999 01:11:24,559 --> 01:11:26,925 You have to have patience to catch a big fish. 1000 01:11:27,062 --> 01:11:29,121 - I have been waiting for 5 years. - It is been that long? 1001 01:11:29,298 --> 01:11:31,163 That is why you have to be guiet. 1002 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:33,699 - How do you know? - From experience. 1003 01:11:33,835 --> 01:11:36,895 When my wife is home, i hide. 1004 01:11:37,306 --> 01:11:39,774 I saw a big fish recently. 1005 01:11:40,776 --> 01:11:43,244 He must be drunk. 1006 01:11:49,751 --> 01:11:51,616 Highway 40 is up ahead. 1007 01:11:51,787 --> 01:11:53,049 Go at full speed. 1008 01:12:12,174 --> 01:12:15,143 Speak of the devil. You see. I caught a big fish. 1009 01:12:15,377 --> 01:12:18,039 - I caught a fish. - That is great. 1010 01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,044 Going at full speed. 1011 01:12:27,723 --> 01:12:29,486 Look, smoke is coming out of it. 1012 01:12:29,691 --> 01:12:31,056 The fish must be big. Don't let go! 1013 01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:33,022 That fish must weigh a few hundred pounds. 1014 01:12:33,528 --> 01:12:35,291 Hold on tight. Don't let go! 1015 01:12:43,105 --> 01:12:44,970 It must be fun to be in the army. 1016 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,800 It's not bad when you're not at war. 1017 01:12:48,543 --> 01:12:49,908 - General. - What is the matter? 1018 01:12:50,412 --> 01:12:52,073 Since our mission is dangerous, 1019 01:12:52,147 --> 01:12:55,116 why don't we let the Private go? 1020 01:12:56,051 --> 01:12:56,915 I will consider it. 1021 01:12:57,052 --> 01:12:59,020 His girlfriend is waiting for him. 1022 01:12:59,121 --> 01:13:01,487 - J.J., let him go. - Well... 1023 01:13:01,656 --> 01:13:03,021 This is inhumane. 1024 01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:05,920 I'll break the rules just this once. Watch me. 1025 01:13:06,461 --> 01:13:07,826 - Private. - Yes, Sir? 1026 01:13:08,497 --> 01:13:09,862 You have done well. 1027 01:13:10,699 --> 01:13:13,167 ln order not to disappoint your girlfriend, 1028 01:13:14,036 --> 01:13:17,199 l've decided to let you go home. Stop the car. 1029 01:13:17,406 --> 01:13:18,566 Yes, Sir. 1030 01:13:40,662 --> 01:13:41,924 Listen to me. 1031 01:13:42,831 --> 01:13:44,594 I really appreciate your attitude. 1032 01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:48,327 Your performance shows that you are a patriot. 1033 01:13:48,703 --> 01:13:52,366 l've decided to give you a medal of the highest honour. 1034 01:13:55,310 --> 01:13:59,178 - My medal? - That is right. Your medal. 1035 01:14:09,658 --> 01:14:11,216 - Then i won't have any. - Shut up. 1036 01:14:12,661 --> 01:14:15,630 General, i have taken my driving test 30 times. 1037 01:14:15,797 --> 01:14:17,162 I am delighted that i have gained your trust 1038 01:14:17,332 --> 01:14:18,594 to be your driver. 1039 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,859 I am really honoured. 1040 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:36,550 Goodbye. 1041 01:14:57,506 --> 01:14:58,871 This time we can't go wrong. 1042 01:14:59,074 --> 01:15:02,532 It is hard to find a partner who can fly. 1043 01:15:02,677 --> 01:15:04,645 You are flying now. 1044 01:15:04,846 --> 01:15:07,212 - Read the landing instructions. - All right. 1045 01:15:10,118 --> 01:15:12,086 It says to lower the flaps. 1046 01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:15,114 - Why don't you lower the flaps? - Where are they? 1047 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:17,983 On the right side...stupid. 1048 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,821 There are 40 buttons. They are all numbered. 1049 01:15:19,995 --> 01:15:21,257 Which one do i press? 1050 01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:22,558 Choose anyone. 1051 01:15:22,731 --> 01:15:25,097 - An even or odd number? - It is up to you. 1052 01:15:49,624 --> 01:15:52,184 I am writing a song. I am better than Quincy Jones. 1053 01:15:56,498 --> 01:15:59,558 I don't understand. I though flying was difficult? 1054 01:16:00,202 --> 01:16:01,669 We can't fail this time. 1055 01:16:01,870 --> 01:16:04,532 I just spoke with Don Don. He is mad. 1056 01:16:05,974 --> 01:16:07,532 Don't worry. 1057 01:16:08,476 --> 01:16:11,240 The easiest way is the best way. 1058 01:16:11,346 --> 01:16:12,813 No problem. 1059 01:16:13,515 --> 01:16:14,379 Really? 1060 01:16:16,051 --> 01:16:18,212 Relax, all right? 1061 01:16:23,525 --> 01:16:26,892 I am starting to have stomach ache. Do you have any painkillers? 1062 01:16:28,396 --> 01:16:30,364 This is a new product. 1063 01:16:31,399 --> 01:16:36,462 It is slimy, but it is better than an injection. 1064 01:16:51,253 --> 01:16:52,914 I guess it is fate. 1065 01:16:53,622 --> 01:16:55,590 This is a product of Allah. 1066 01:16:55,991 --> 01:16:58,255 A pretty girl standing by the side of the road 1067 01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,827 is a waste. 1068 01:17:00,295 --> 01:17:02,263 Why don't you come home with me? 1069 01:17:02,631 --> 01:17:04,895 I am the famous prince of the Falafel family. 1070 01:17:04,966 --> 01:17:06,228 My family is rich. 1071 01:17:06,368 --> 01:17:08,029 You will enjoy luxury if you come with me. 1072 01:17:08,136 --> 01:17:12,596 After probation, you can be my... 1073 01:17:12,741 --> 01:17:13,901 Seventieth wife. 1074 01:17:14,075 --> 01:17:16,441 I hate people pointing guns at me. 1075 01:17:19,681 --> 01:17:23,048 If you do well, you will get promoted. 1076 01:17:27,889 --> 01:17:29,151 This is fun. Did we make you horny? 1077 01:17:29,324 --> 01:17:30,689 Especially when we got changed? 1078 01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:32,157 Did you guys get horny? 1079 01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:34,728 It was all Betty's idea. 1080 01:17:34,863 --> 01:17:36,922 We are always dressed up. 1081 01:17:36,965 --> 01:17:38,728 We didn't expect you to believe us. 1082 01:17:38,967 --> 01:17:40,127 We are very innocent. 1083 01:17:40,335 --> 01:17:44,601 We were afraid that you would kick us out. 1084 01:17:45,974 --> 01:17:47,236 How could l? 1085 01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:52,471 We did it to make money. 1086 01:17:53,315 --> 01:17:55,180 Who wouldn't want to? 1087 01:17:57,452 --> 01:17:58,714 Let me kiss you. 1088 01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:01,253 I have been waiting for this for a long time. 1089 01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:14,831 I hate giving out speeding tickets. 1090 01:18:15,036 --> 01:18:17,800 Especially to big shots. 1091 01:18:22,277 --> 01:18:23,642 I have to give you a ticket... 1092 01:18:26,681 --> 01:18:28,046 Don't mess around. 1093 01:18:32,487 --> 01:18:33,749 Why did you kiss that monkey? 1094 01:18:33,955 --> 01:18:36,822 That car is a bit strange. Go and check it out. 1095 01:18:37,592 --> 01:18:38,957 I know. This must be Candid Camera. 1096 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:40,061 Don't look! 1097 01:18:40,228 --> 01:18:43,493 The program that plays tricks on people. 1098 01:18:43,698 --> 01:18:46,064 - We are on TV now. - We are going to be movie stars. 1099 01:18:46,267 --> 01:18:48,735 Go back and be smart. Stand straight, hurry. 1100 01:18:49,904 --> 01:18:51,565 Be calm. Be more expressive. 1101 01:18:51,706 --> 01:18:53,571 Come on...you can do better. 1102 01:18:54,242 --> 01:18:56,005 I am sorry. Can i have your license? 1103 01:19:02,984 --> 01:19:05,248 He hit a cop. He will go to jail. 1104 01:19:06,721 --> 01:19:08,279 He thinks we are playing with him. 1105 01:19:10,725 --> 01:19:12,283 Don't mess around. Don't make him angry. 1106 01:19:18,032 --> 01:19:19,693 You have to take it if you want to be a star. 1107 01:19:20,502 --> 01:19:22,868 I have had acting classes. I know how to act. 1108 01:19:26,474 --> 01:19:27,236 How was it? 1109 01:19:27,409 --> 01:19:28,671 I think it is better if we sing him a song. 1110 01:19:28,843 --> 01:19:30,208 Get up and sing. 1111 01:19:30,378 --> 01:19:31,936 Get up and work hard. 1112 01:19:38,787 --> 01:19:40,550 We should go now, or else we will be arrested. 1113 01:19:42,190 --> 01:19:45,751 We haven't finished yet. Shouldn't we get paid? 1114 01:19:45,894 --> 01:19:47,953 Forget it. Let's go. 1115 01:19:52,233 --> 01:19:53,700 Be guiet. Look. 1116 01:19:54,335 --> 01:19:55,996 Why is everyone stopped there? 1117 01:20:05,513 --> 01:20:07,481 What is going on? What happened? 1118 01:20:08,149 --> 01:20:10,310 When i took some medicine, 1119 01:20:10,351 --> 01:20:13,912 a pretty girl suddenly appeared. 1120 01:20:14,155 --> 01:20:15,417 Actually, it was nothing. 1121 01:20:15,623 --> 01:20:18,888 Falafel was kidnapped. And the money was robbed. 1122 01:20:19,761 --> 01:20:20,819 How did it happen? 1123 01:20:20,962 --> 01:20:22,623 A pretty girl wanted to hitch a ride. 1124 01:20:22,797 --> 01:20:24,560 Being nice guys, we stopped the car. 1125 01:20:24,666 --> 01:20:26,531 - God knows... - That is impossible. 1126 01:20:26,701 --> 01:20:28,464 No one knows where the money was kept. 1127 01:20:28,603 --> 01:20:30,662 Someone in this group gave away the secret. 1128 01:20:31,139 --> 01:20:32,800 He is right. No one else knew 1129 01:20:32,941 --> 01:20:35,000 there was so much cash involved, except us. 1130 01:20:42,650 --> 01:20:43,708 J.J. 1131 01:20:44,552 --> 01:20:48,318 You two better talk. 1132 01:20:48,523 --> 01:20:51,788 - How? - Say it. 1133 01:20:52,727 --> 01:20:54,592 J.J., this is simple. 1134 01:20:55,763 --> 01:20:59,927 We owe a casino for a small amount. 1135 01:21:00,869 --> 01:21:04,236 They were being cautious, so they sent some collectors. 1136 01:21:05,907 --> 01:21:07,568 You told them the secret. 1137 01:21:08,343 --> 01:21:10,106 We didn't mean to. 1138 01:21:10,278 --> 01:21:11,643 Who are they? 1139 01:21:11,846 --> 01:21:14,508 They are friends of the Godfather's son, Don Don. 1140 01:21:14,649 --> 01:21:16,412 We have to find them and discuss this. 1141 01:21:16,651 --> 01:21:18,312 - That may work. - It is not going to work. 1142 01:21:18,419 --> 01:21:19,181 Why? 1143 01:21:19,254 --> 01:21:20,312 Because the Pinto Ranch is heavily guarded. 1144 01:21:20,555 --> 01:21:22,716 It is not easy to get in. 1145 01:21:23,391 --> 01:21:25,655 They can't scare us if i am here. 1146 01:21:25,927 --> 01:21:27,394 You, Captain Chaos, go in. 1147 01:21:27,595 --> 01:21:30,462 And you will end up not coming out. 1148 01:21:31,266 --> 01:21:32,927 What else can we do? 1149 01:21:33,034 --> 01:21:34,899 What is wrong? Why are there so many people? 1150 01:21:35,637 --> 01:21:37,298 We have to rescue the Prince as soon as we can. 1151 01:21:37,405 --> 01:21:38,565 He is probably fooling around with some girls. 1152 01:21:38,673 --> 01:21:41,540 He is going to be drained. 1153 01:21:41,743 --> 01:21:44,906 I have a solution. I can go to my old friend. 1154 01:21:46,281 --> 01:21:48,146 He is a bad guy. 1155 01:21:48,950 --> 01:21:52,408 It doesn't matter who he is if he can help us. 1156 01:21:53,688 --> 01:21:55,155 He is waiting for you. 1157 01:22:09,003 --> 01:22:10,265 Sit here. 1158 01:22:12,674 --> 01:22:14,539 Every time you come here, it is bad news. 1159 01:22:15,310 --> 01:22:17,175 - You are bright. - Right... 1160 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,545 All right, how much do you want? 1161 01:22:21,215 --> 01:22:23,979 We are not here to ask you for money. 1162 01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:27,514 We just need your help. 1163 01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:30,150 Who told you to sit down. Stand up. 1164 01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:34,025 Mr. Sinatra. 1165 01:22:34,195 --> 01:22:35,560 Call me Frank. 1166 01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:37,324 I am really honoured. 1167 01:22:37,999 --> 01:22:41,366 Hold on. Let me take a good look at you guys. 1168 01:22:41,469 --> 01:22:42,629 Don't try to be too cute with me. 1169 01:22:42,804 --> 01:22:43,771 How should i address you? 1170 01:22:43,938 --> 01:22:45,098 Call me, ''Sir''. 1171 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,803 - Call him, ''Sir''. - I know. 1172 01:22:48,309 --> 01:22:51,574 Sir, we are Cannonball racers. 1173 01:22:51,779 --> 01:22:54,247 - What? - Cannonball car racers. 1174 01:22:56,851 --> 01:22:58,113 We have something in common. 1175 01:22:58,319 --> 01:23:01,083 I like car racing, too. 1176 01:23:02,924 --> 01:23:05,085 You are lucky we have that in common. 1177 01:23:05,293 --> 01:23:06,055 Sir. 1178 01:23:06,294 --> 01:23:07,955 Sir, our race goes from the west coast 1179 01:23:08,162 --> 01:23:09,527 to the east coast. 1180 01:23:09,631 --> 01:23:13,089 - During the race, Falafel... - Falafel? 1181 01:23:13,301 --> 01:23:15,166 Right, he is an Arab prince. 1182 01:23:15,370 --> 01:23:17,133 I know a lot of Arab princes. 1183 01:23:17,238 --> 01:23:18,603 He could be your friend. 1184 01:23:18,740 --> 01:23:22,005 Someone kidnapped him and stole his million dollars. 1185 01:23:22,176 --> 01:23:23,643 That is why we are here for your help. 1186 01:23:24,312 --> 01:23:26,177 You should go to the FBl. 1187 01:23:26,814 --> 01:23:28,873 You are better than the FBl. 1188 01:23:32,186 --> 01:23:33,653 All right, tell me what you want. 1189 01:23:33,855 --> 01:23:34,822 What is his background? 1190 01:23:35,189 --> 01:23:37,157 He is the former Godfather's son. 1191 01:23:39,861 --> 01:23:41,021 I have an idea. 1192 01:23:41,763 --> 01:23:43,526 He's wanted to hire my performers for a long time. 1193 01:23:43,665 --> 01:23:45,326 I can introduce you to him. 1194 01:23:48,803 --> 01:23:51,169 Anna, get me Don Don. 1195 01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:56,844 Frank introduced me to other performers, 1196 01:23:57,011 --> 01:23:58,171 but they weren't very good. 1197 01:23:58,279 --> 01:23:59,337 Maybe not. 1198 01:23:59,447 --> 01:24:01,813 I guarantee you, these girls will surprise you. 1199 01:24:02,016 --> 01:24:04,576 Believe me. I am not bragging. 1200 01:24:04,752 --> 01:24:07,812 Really? Let me meet them. 1201 01:24:08,056 --> 01:24:09,523 Let's see the guality. 1202 01:24:44,525 --> 01:24:45,992 What is the matter? 1203 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,321 They are the ugliest group so far. 1204 01:24:49,063 --> 01:24:52,521 You can't define art by its appearance. 1205 01:25:07,982 --> 01:25:09,643 They are not bad. 1206 01:25:40,148 --> 01:25:43,413 Frank knows his stuff. 1207 01:25:43,518 --> 01:25:46,078 He keeps the good ones to himself. 1208 01:25:51,592 --> 01:25:52,752 Thank you. 1209 01:26:01,636 --> 01:26:04,400 Great. You got the contract. 1210 01:26:04,505 --> 01:26:07,269 It is an irrevocable contract. 1211 01:26:07,441 --> 01:26:08,806 It will be extended to 1997. 1212 01:26:09,043 --> 01:26:11,511 Nothing will be changed. Let's get changed. 1213 01:26:12,313 --> 01:26:13,780 Go...and get changed backstage. 1214 01:26:13,981 --> 01:26:16,643 But don't remove your make-up. 1215 01:26:16,784 --> 01:26:18,251 Do this favour for Frank. 1216 01:26:18,452 --> 01:26:19,919 Don't argue with him. 1217 01:26:25,593 --> 01:26:26,958 The bully is here. 1218 01:26:43,644 --> 01:26:47,011 We will pay you after signing the contracts. 1219 01:26:47,148 --> 01:26:48,308 Great... 1220 01:26:49,150 --> 01:26:51,311 Hey, what a pleasant surprise? 1221 01:26:57,158 --> 01:26:59,524 What surprise? 1222 01:27:01,596 --> 01:27:04,861 I told you I'd be here to get my money. 1223 01:27:05,199 --> 01:27:08,760 If you don't have the money, you are dead. 1224 01:27:09,470 --> 01:27:10,732 May l? 1225 01:27:12,540 --> 01:27:14,303 On no... 1226 01:27:27,455 --> 01:27:29,116 Are they here to help you? 1227 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:31,048 They are dancers. 1228 01:27:31,225 --> 01:27:34,194 Dancers? Is the audience blind? 1229 01:27:34,595 --> 01:27:35,653 It is a joke. 1230 01:27:37,331 --> 01:27:38,992 How are you? Boss. 1231 01:27:41,168 --> 01:27:44,137 - Shouldn't you shave? - We try to be fair to the guys. 1232 01:27:44,939 --> 01:27:47,407 I take too many birth control pills. 1233 01:27:48,276 --> 01:27:51,939 You have to take them? You could promote vasectomies. 1234 01:27:53,581 --> 01:27:55,344 I am Laverne. 1235 01:28:02,189 --> 01:28:04,248 - Keep an eye on them. - All right. 1236 01:28:06,427 --> 01:28:09,590 Dumb-Dumb, do you have the money? 1237 01:28:11,933 --> 01:28:13,594 I have a million in cash. 1238 01:28:13,668 --> 01:28:17,627 I have some guys getting the rest. 1239 01:28:18,940 --> 01:28:20,305 This is just the interest. 1240 01:28:20,474 --> 01:28:22,533 When are you going to pay the remaining balance? 1241 01:28:24,312 --> 01:28:26,576 All right, i will wait one more day. 1242 01:28:26,781 --> 01:28:30,740 If you don't have it by then, dig yourself a grave. 1243 01:28:33,254 --> 01:28:35,415 Bye, everyone. 1244 01:28:35,656 --> 01:28:37,419 Come again. 1245 01:28:39,794 --> 01:28:42,558 Where is the ladies' washroom? 1246 01:28:42,663 --> 01:28:46,030 - Upstairs and to the left. - To the left. 1247 01:28:47,201 --> 01:28:50,466 In the contract, you have to dance and do the janitorial work. 1248 01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:56,504 - Stick out your chest. - Yes. 1249 01:29:00,781 --> 01:29:01,941 Mr. Hahn. 1250 01:29:02,450 --> 01:29:04,509 Don't let those girls get too close to me. 1251 01:29:07,088 --> 01:29:10,148 We would like some show business advice. 1252 01:29:10,658 --> 01:29:13,525 My advice to you is, get out of show business. 1253 01:29:14,061 --> 01:29:15,028 Hit them! 1254 01:29:18,265 --> 01:29:21,234 Get the money. Go that way. 1255 01:29:21,635 --> 01:29:23,296 Let's hide... 1256 01:29:35,549 --> 01:29:37,312 - We got the money. - Let's run. 1257 01:29:37,451 --> 01:29:39,316 This way... 1258 01:29:39,487 --> 01:29:40,954 - We have to rescue the Prince. - All right. 1259 01:29:41,055 --> 01:29:42,613 Hurry up. 1260 01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,528 Excuse me. How are you? 1261 01:29:48,729 --> 01:29:51,493 Can you get my luggage for me? 1262 01:29:54,402 --> 01:29:58,065 - That girl is so ugly. - She is as skinny as a skeleton. 1263 01:30:04,545 --> 01:30:07,514 - I can't hold this anymore... - We can't get in. It is locked. 1264 01:30:10,251 --> 01:30:12,014 1, 2, 3. 1265 01:30:14,488 --> 01:30:16,649 What is happening? More women? 1266 01:30:16,824 --> 01:30:18,883 You will have to wait. 1267 01:30:19,026 --> 01:30:21,790 There is only so much water in the fountain. 1268 01:30:21,962 --> 01:30:24,931 - We are not girls. - We are men. 1269 01:30:25,699 --> 01:30:27,963 Men? I am not interested in men. 1270 01:30:28,102 --> 01:30:29,967 If i do this, i can't face Allah. 1271 01:30:30,271 --> 01:30:32,739 Prince, we're here to rescue you. Let's run. 1272 01:30:32,873 --> 01:30:34,238 - I don't want to go. - Come on. 1273 01:30:35,009 --> 01:30:36,874 This is interesting. It is a swing. 1274 01:30:37,111 --> 01:30:39,875 I want to bring this home. It is fantastic. 1275 01:30:40,081 --> 01:30:42,140 Don't bother. Come. Help me up. 1276 01:30:43,717 --> 01:30:45,184 I am sorry. Mr. Hahn. 1277 01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:48,913 I warned you. If those girls took the money, 1278 01:30:49,056 --> 01:30:53,823 - you are dead. - Please don't. 1279 01:30:54,161 --> 01:30:55,628 I will teach you a lesson. 1280 01:30:55,763 --> 01:30:59,324 He will stab you a few times. And he will stab you a few times. 1281 01:30:59,567 --> 01:31:00,932 Then he will stab you a few times. 1282 01:31:01,068 --> 01:31:02,831 Don't you worry. 1283 01:31:02,970 --> 01:31:04,335 They can't leave. 1284 01:31:04,472 --> 01:31:07,839 The Pinto Ranch has so many girls. 1285 01:31:11,045 --> 01:31:13,206 None of them can run away. 1286 01:31:14,215 --> 01:31:16,080 Hurry up... 1287 01:31:16,584 --> 01:31:20,042 - Where are you taking me? - Open the door. 1288 01:31:20,187 --> 01:31:22,553 - Don't you have the car keys? - I don't know. 1289 01:31:22,857 --> 01:31:25,325 - You are useless. - Don't move. 1290 01:31:31,332 --> 01:31:33,095 The show is over. 1291 01:31:42,209 --> 01:31:44,370 Shield me from any bullets. 1292 01:31:47,748 --> 01:31:53,015 It's your turn to play, any way you like. 1293 01:31:53,154 --> 01:31:55,520 You heard him. Any way you like. 1294 01:31:55,689 --> 01:31:57,452 We will kill them, 1295 01:31:57,558 --> 01:31:59,116 so that there is no evidence. 1296 01:31:59,660 --> 01:32:00,820 Kill them? 1297 01:32:03,731 --> 01:32:06,700 J.J., there is no way out. What do we do? 1298 01:32:06,767 --> 01:32:07,825 Be calm. 1299 01:32:08,469 --> 01:32:09,936 We are in trouble. 1300 01:32:29,323 --> 01:32:30,881 Give me back my money. 1301 01:32:30,925 --> 01:32:34,088 Money? He is got the money. 1302 01:32:34,428 --> 01:32:35,690 Now he has the money. 1303 01:32:37,831 --> 01:32:38,991 J.J. 1304 01:32:44,805 --> 01:32:47,865 As is customary, any last reguests? 1305 01:32:49,643 --> 01:32:50,507 Right. 1306 01:32:52,913 --> 01:32:54,175 You are so generous? 1307 01:32:54,281 --> 01:32:56,442 My wish will make you go bankrupt. 1308 01:32:56,517 --> 01:32:58,678 I just want to have a crazy party. 1309 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:02,521 I want a guiet place to figure out the lottery numbers. 1310 01:33:02,590 --> 01:33:06,651 I...I don't know yet... let me think about it. 1311 01:33:06,860 --> 01:33:11,820 I want to eat expensive seafood and drink wine. 1312 01:33:13,067 --> 01:33:13,931 What about you? 1313 01:33:14,435 --> 01:33:15,595 Do you have a menu? 1314 01:33:16,170 --> 01:33:20,129 I do. I will send you one in hell. 1315 01:33:38,292 --> 01:33:41,261 Our rescuers are here! 1316 01:33:50,004 --> 01:33:51,471 This ranch is not bad. 1317 01:33:58,078 --> 01:33:59,136 Hi there! 1318 01:34:05,753 --> 01:34:09,211 - Come on. - I am tough. 1319 01:34:18,132 --> 01:34:19,793 I am tough. 1320 01:34:24,538 --> 01:34:28,406 Hey...can i have a look? 1321 01:34:28,509 --> 01:34:31,478 - No problem. - It is small, but it is nice. 1322 01:34:33,981 --> 01:34:35,243 That one is escaping. 1323 01:34:37,551 --> 01:34:38,415 I will go after him. 1324 01:34:38,552 --> 01:34:41,020 You go and catch him. We will take care of you. 1325 01:34:41,155 --> 01:34:43,020 Don't worry. I will be back soon. 1326 01:34:51,899 --> 01:34:53,867 What happened to you? You are not good in this. 1327 01:34:54,368 --> 01:34:56,131 - Let me do it. - Go ahead. 1328 01:35:01,475 --> 01:35:02,840 That guy will be miserable. 1329 01:35:18,892 --> 01:35:20,052 You are full of energy. 1330 01:35:20,260 --> 01:35:21,921 Of course. It is an Olympic year. 1331 01:35:22,096 --> 01:35:23,757 - Is that right? - I am an athlete. 1332 01:35:25,366 --> 01:35:26,731 Don't get injured. 1333 01:35:27,134 --> 01:35:29,602 - Sisters, it is dangerous. - I will protect you. 1334 01:35:30,704 --> 01:35:32,569 5, 6, 7. 1335 01:35:34,274 --> 01:35:35,036 Next. 1336 01:35:39,947 --> 01:35:41,608 Do you have some good ones to show me? 1337 01:35:41,782 --> 01:35:44,250 The craftsmanship is wonderful. Where did you get it? 1338 01:35:44,451 --> 01:35:45,918 It is a gift from my cousin. 1339 01:35:47,221 --> 01:35:50,384 Good. That is enough. Forget it. 1340 01:35:51,558 --> 01:35:53,526 - A thousand thanks. - Bless you, my son. 1341 01:35:57,030 --> 01:36:06,701 This way...you will know my power... 1342 01:36:17,284 --> 01:36:19,445 - You are smart. - Of course. 1343 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:28,019 We owe you $30,000. This will pay off the debt. 1344 01:36:29,263 --> 01:36:33,927 Good. Let's have a drink. Waiter... 1345 01:36:34,134 --> 01:36:36,193 They are busy now. They don't have time. 1346 01:36:40,974 --> 01:36:42,339 I am having so much fun. 1347 01:36:45,312 --> 01:36:47,280 - Handle them. - No problem. 1348 01:36:48,415 --> 01:36:51,976 Captain Chaos is here. Don't you worry. 1349 01:36:52,085 --> 01:36:53,848 Here comes Captain Chaos. 1350 01:36:55,489 --> 01:36:57,354 Up in the sky. 1351 01:36:58,959 --> 01:37:01,723 Thank goodness i am in shape. Go ahead. 1352 01:37:02,396 --> 01:37:05,160 Is anyone injured? Do you need any help? 1353 01:37:05,265 --> 01:37:06,425 Give him a shot. 1354 01:37:06,633 --> 01:37:08,396 It is a piece of cake. 1355 01:37:09,136 --> 01:37:14,199 Watch me. One shot will fix everything. 1356 01:37:21,849 --> 01:37:24,317 Jackie, i am J.J. We are from the same group. 1357 01:37:32,092 --> 01:37:33,559 - Let's split up. - Yes. 1358 01:37:37,831 --> 01:37:38,991 Hi there. 1359 01:37:42,603 --> 01:37:44,468 - It is Superman. - He is on a trampoline. 1360 01:37:54,748 --> 01:37:57,114 Can you hold this for me? 1361 01:37:57,184 --> 01:38:01,052 Let me look at this. The more i look, the more i like it. 1362 01:38:05,492 --> 01:38:06,754 I am finished. 1363 01:38:07,494 --> 01:38:08,961 Take that... 1364 01:38:09,162 --> 01:38:13,929 Don't move...stop it. 1365 01:38:15,068 --> 01:38:16,035 Look. 1366 01:38:17,437 --> 01:38:18,802 It is a miracle. 1367 01:38:18,972 --> 01:38:22,430 - No. - No. it is us. 1368 01:38:24,811 --> 01:38:26,676 - J.J. - Captain Chaos. 1369 01:38:27,748 --> 01:38:29,010 You are my girl. 1370 01:38:29,917 --> 01:38:33,080 - This time i needed your help. - No problem. 1371 01:38:34,021 --> 01:38:36,683 We are here for you. 1372 01:38:37,324 --> 01:38:38,689 - Did you miss us? - A bit. 1373 01:38:38,859 --> 01:38:40,019 This much. 1374 01:38:41,028 --> 01:38:42,689 A bit more. 1375 01:38:42,829 --> 01:38:44,694 - A bit more? - All right. 1376 01:38:46,066 --> 01:38:48,125 My dear. How lovely! 1377 01:38:49,770 --> 01:38:51,135 Fenderbaum. 1378 01:38:53,907 --> 01:38:56,068 - Couple to couple. - Wait a minute. 1379 01:38:59,513 --> 01:39:03,074 Fenderbaum, don't mess with my partner. 1380 01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:05,449 - Your partner? - Partner?... 1381 01:39:05,586 --> 01:39:09,147 Right. I bought the ranch. 1382 01:39:09,556 --> 01:39:10,523 Right. 1383 01:39:12,693 --> 01:39:15,856 It was worth it. I like this. 1384 01:39:16,697 --> 01:39:19,257 I can't live without women. 1385 01:39:21,168 --> 01:39:24,035 You got away with it this time. You idiot. 1386 01:39:24,237 --> 01:39:26,797 Does this guy know you owe a lot of money? 1387 01:39:27,507 --> 01:39:29,771 It doesn't help if you yell at me. Stingy. 1388 01:39:31,545 --> 01:39:33,103 - Prince. - My partner. 1389 01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:36,947 Prince, i need money to buy women. 1390 01:39:37,851 --> 01:39:38,818 How much? 1391 01:39:40,887 --> 01:39:42,354 $9,000,000. 1392 01:39:42,556 --> 01:39:45,923 $9,000,000? It's such a small amount. 1393 01:39:46,526 --> 01:39:47,788 I will give you $18,000,000. 1394 01:39:47,928 --> 01:39:49,896 Get some high guality girls. 1395 01:39:50,130 --> 01:39:52,291 Thank you. Why are you leaving so soon? 1396 01:39:52,866 --> 01:39:54,527 I have a race to finish. 1397 01:39:55,302 --> 01:39:57,463 Since everyone is here, 1398 01:39:57,671 --> 01:39:59,832 in order to celebrate, 1399 01:40:00,007 --> 01:40:01,372 I'd like to announce that the prize 1400 01:40:01,508 --> 01:40:04,773 has been increased to $2,000,000. 1401 01:40:04,845 --> 01:40:06,710 Great... 1402 01:40:06,813 --> 01:40:09,179 - How many houses can that buy? - I don't know. 1403 01:40:09,282 --> 01:40:10,544 $2,000,000. 1404 01:40:10,651 --> 01:40:12,915 If we win, we'll split it 3 ways. Good... 1405 01:40:13,086 --> 01:40:15,350 Get into the car, dear. Get into the car. 1406 01:40:16,323 --> 01:40:18,188 Get into the car... 1407 01:40:24,531 --> 01:40:26,192 Fenderbaum, Blake, come here. 1408 01:40:27,467 --> 01:40:29,332 Sir, we are going to race. 1409 01:40:29,536 --> 01:40:32,903 I know. I'll be faster than you. See you at the finish line. 1410 01:41:30,630 --> 01:41:32,495 Jackie, you are an average player. 1411 01:41:32,632 --> 01:41:34,691 Don't embarrass yourself next time. 1412 01:42:04,197 --> 01:42:08,065 Your pulse is irregular. How am i going to cure you? 1413 01:42:08,168 --> 01:42:09,931 Shut up...you are bothering me. 1414 01:42:10,103 --> 01:42:13,561 Just keep me in shape until the end. 1415 01:42:22,649 --> 01:42:24,412 The Prince is going to fail again. 1416 01:42:25,786 --> 01:42:29,847 We are going to win. We will get a million dollars. 1417 01:42:30,190 --> 01:42:31,953 Each one gets a million. 1418 01:42:38,765 --> 01:42:40,130 It is Frank. 1419 01:42:41,434 --> 01:42:42,799 He is driving really fast. 1420 01:42:43,003 --> 01:42:46,564 We have to be faster than him. Go ahead. 1421 01:42:46,940 --> 01:42:48,305 We are at the limit. 1422 01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:51,343 We want to talk business with you. It is me. 1423 01:42:51,545 --> 01:42:53,410 We are old pals. 1424 01:42:53,547 --> 01:42:57,608 No matter who wins, we will split it in half. 1425 01:42:59,085 --> 01:43:00,848 You get 70 percent. We get 30 percent. 1426 01:43:02,122 --> 01:43:03,987 What about 10 percent? 1427 01:43:05,759 --> 01:43:06,919 I won't care. 1428 01:43:30,250 --> 01:43:33,117 No need to rush. The champion arrived 4 hours ago. 1429 01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:34,687 Get a drink and take a rest. 1430 01:43:34,821 --> 01:43:37,187 The race continues tomorrow. That is it. 1431 01:43:38,792 --> 01:43:40,157 Who won? I have to take a look. 1432 01:43:41,528 --> 01:43:44,497 We can't lose the race tomorrow. 1433 01:43:44,931 --> 01:43:48,594 Relax. We didn't forget about you. 1434 01:43:48,902 --> 01:43:51,769 You lost the Cannonball Run again. 1435 01:43:51,938 --> 01:43:54,099 You really make me mad. 1436 01:43:54,274 --> 01:43:57,038 Father, the doctor gave me the wrong shot. 1437 01:43:57,210 --> 01:43:58,472 That is why i lost. 1438 01:43:58,578 --> 01:44:01,240 I am warning you. If you don't win tomorrow, 1439 01:44:01,381 --> 01:44:05,044 you will never drive again. You will be riding camels. 1440 01:44:05,218 --> 01:44:07,686 Father, don't get mad. I will win tomorrow. 1441 01:44:08,154 --> 01:44:10,918 Because i invited today's champion to be my partner. 1442 01:44:11,024 --> 01:44:13,185 This will work perfectly. 1443 01:44:13,426 --> 01:44:17,385 He is just like you. He admires you, too. 1444 01:44:17,731 --> 01:44:18,891 Let's meet him. 1445 01:44:21,468 --> 01:44:25,131 Let me introduce you. Father, here is today's champion. 1446 01:44:26,131 --> 01:44:36,131 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org