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Technically, what
happened wasn't my fault.

2
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I'm a minor.

3
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I'm not responsible
for my actions… technically.

4
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–Where are you going?
–Running away. What does it look like?

5
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–We gotta stick with the plan.
–No!

6
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But these things should be taken
on a case-by-case basis.

7
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In our case, I've always
been the responsible party.

8
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–We gotta get out of here.
–Stick with the plan.

9
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Oh, God.

10
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Someone had to look out for him.

11
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Welcome to McDonald's.

12
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Can I have a Number 1?

13
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Actually, can I have
a five-piece chicken?

14
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Um, but instead of the Coke

15
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I want a McFlurry
with extra Oreos,

16
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and make sure
they stir it in.

17
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And then a Number 1
with mustard, ketchup…

18
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pickles and lettuce only.

19
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When my father went away,
I lived alone in our house.

20
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Which was not exactly normal,
but at least I had a routine.

21
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Before, when he was home,
I could never exactly get comfortable

22
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because it always felt like
something was about to happen.

23
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What?

24
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Oh, yeah,
it was so weird,

25
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I don't know whether
I dreamt it, you know,

26
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or heard it on the news.

27
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Naked Chinese men
washing ashore by the dozens

28
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up and down
Southern California beaches

29
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at sunrise.

30
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Boat people, you know?

31
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The boat stops outside
the maritime limit,

32
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they put their clothes
in plastic bags,

33
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and they swim ashore.

34
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Naked Chinese guys.

35
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Fuckin' amazing.

36
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Naked Chinese guys?

37
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Jesus Christ.

38
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Don't people go to hospitals
to get better?

39
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It would've been easier
if we'd just sold the house,

40
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because the way
the market was,

41
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we would've cleaned up.

42
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But Charlie grew up
in our house;

43
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he refused to leave.

44
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Even though we were
barely getting by.

45
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Before I was born, he had
already lived several lives

46
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and managed to avoid
fatherhood for a lot of years.

47
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I'm pretty sure my arrival
took him by surprise.

48
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Once, when things went south
for Charlie in Saint Louis,

49
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he had to pawn that bass.

50
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He said that everything
really started to go wrong after that.

51
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And they didn't start going right again
until he found it two years later

52
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in a pawn shop in Atlanta.

53
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He said things were
all right after that,

54
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all evidence to the contrary.

55
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Oh, shit!

56
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What's going on?

57
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Great things.

58
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So, it was time to get back

59
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on that ol' bipolar
pony and ride.

60
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Naked Chinese guys.
Hee hee hee!

61
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Pepper and Charlie spent
years together on the road

62
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with a five-piece jazz combo.

63
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Once, after a club date
on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati,

64
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Pepper ate so many pancakes
at a Denny's that the busboys

65
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had to unbolt the table
to get him out of the booth.

66
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Hey-hey,
lookin' good, man.

67
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Lost some weight.

68
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It's the chemo.

69
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Hey, might as well
put that away.

70
00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,958
I'm not playing anymore.

71
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Some other time.

72
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I'm not doing that,
either.

73
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Oh, it's a whole new
Charlie.

74
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–Hello, Miranda.
–Hey, Pepper.

75
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How are you, sweetie?

76
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What the hell is that?

77
00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,823
It's my uniform.

78
00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,891
You got a job?

79
00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,822
Aren't you supposed
to be in school?

80
00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,791
No, wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

81
00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,831
Is this Christmastime?

82
00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,328
It's March.

83
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Well, then, why aren't
you in school?

84
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I had to give
school up, Charlie.

85
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,571
I had to make money,
you know,

86
00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,416
while you were gone
for two years.

87
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I'll be back around 10.

88
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You working at night?

89
00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,211
Yeah.
I gotta go.

90
00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,050
Wait, wait,
you working at night?

91
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I mean, that's not good.

92
00:07:38,115 --> 00:07:39,919
It's not a safe place.
I don't like that.

93
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It's not the old McDonald's
on Alameda.

94
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It's a new one
on Crest Parkway.

95
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Crest Parkway.

96
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Some new neighborhood,
Tierra Buena Estates.

97
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I don't know.

98
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Where the fuck is that?

99
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Hey, can I get a ride
from you tomorrow?

100
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,600
I gotta see a man about a job.

101
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No way.

102
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I got an interview.

103
00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,634
Yeah, sure,
I'll give you a ride.

104
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,982
You make me laugh.

105
00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,819
When Charlie was in the mental hospital,

106
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Social Services thought
I was with my mother.

107
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And Child Welfare thought
I was with my father.

108
00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:24,464
My father thought
I was with my mother.

109
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My mother thought
I was with a foster family.

110
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Somewhere, some foster family

111
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thought I was with my father, and so on.

112
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Welcome to McDonald's.

113
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By working double shifts
and keeping expenses low,

114
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I was able to buy
a car on Ebay.

115
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They didn't know
who they were selling it to.

116
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An unlicensed 15-year-old
looks the same

117
00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,149
as everyone else on Ebay.

118
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It's like the Social Services thing,

119
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nobody sees anybody.

120
00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,824
I admit, it's a beater…

121
00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,161
but a safe beater.

122
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:07,103
Things were a lot different
when Charlie was gone.

123
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,274
Easier.

124
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:12,374
In some ways,
things were wonderful.

125
00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:24,353
You always get home so late?

126
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,856
It's none of your
business, Charlie.

127
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,756
Why don't you try
calling me “Dad”?

128
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:19,509
Animals were popping up
in the most unlikely places.

129
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,247
Someone from work
said she saw a deer

130
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,092
in the cosmetics aisle at Target.

131
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,828
You have an interview here?

132
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:43,303
I'm having a hard time
picturing you working here.

133
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,356
I thought you said
the interview was at 3.

134
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,800
Good luck!

135
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:19,108
After Mom left,
Charlie helped me

136
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,646
with my class projects.

137
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:27,583
He did his best, but things
changed for me at school.

138
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:31,013
He had his own ideas
about science and history.

139
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,219
When the teachers
disagreed with those ideas,

140
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,655
he always told them
they could look it up.

141
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,323
You think they're
going to like it?

142
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,925
They're going to love it.

143
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,525
–Think so?
–I know so.

144
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,497
You have a good day,
sweetie.

145
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,537
–Okay.
–Okay.

146
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,032
Good, very nice, Ron.

147
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,200
That's fine.

148
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,773
Who are the little people, Miranda?

149
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,313
Those are the bodies
of the Chumash Indians

150
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,845
who died of syphilis
and influenza,

151
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,154
infected by the missionaries.

152
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,030
Uh, Miranda,
go out in the hallway

153
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,289
and wait for me
out there.

154
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,364
Go on.

155
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,497
I don't understand.

156
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,963
We're not having
any interviews.

157
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,168
We're not hiring now.

158
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,909
Okay, sorry.
Thanks.

159
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,642
Proceed to route.

160
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:34,914
–Left turn in two miles.
–Charlie!

161
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,482
–Goodbye.
–Shit, Charlie…

162
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,347
Hey, Miranda. Hi.

163
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,548
Where did you go?

164
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,187
Just, you know,
walking around,

165
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,822
checking
the neighborhood out.

166
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,695
What about the job?

167
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,058
You know why people
like to eat in this place?

168
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,730
Fear of the unknown.

169
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,063
Nothing in there
surprises them.

170
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,402
Why do you feel like
you have to make stuff up?

171
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,638
I mean, so you're not
looking for a job.

172
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,573
You just want to go,
I don't know,

173
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,004
explore or something.

174
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,342
That's fine, whatever.

175
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,578
I mean, it would be great
if you got a job.

176
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,413
I was barely scraping by
when it was just me…

177
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,611
Pull over there.

178
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,379
You have arrived.

179
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,818
You know what, no.
I just wasted half my afternoon.

180
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:13,986
Please, just pull in right over there.

181
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:17,119
No, I'm not letting you
out of this car.

182
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,521
Miranda, I gotta go.

183
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,660
What are you talking about?
What is this all about?

184
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,328
–Just tell me what you're doing.
–It's embarrassing, okay?

185
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:27,383
I take these medications.
I gotta do pit stops all the time.

186
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,606
Yeah. I'm sorry.

187
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,630
Can you back up to the bushes?

188
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:51,362
When possible, make the first

189
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:54,353
available legal U-turn.

190
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,332
Charlie?

191
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,933
Ow! Shit!

192
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,942
Charlie? You okay?

193
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,936
I'm fine.

194
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,871
Stop! Stop!

195
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,239
God…

196
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:53,078
What are you doing?
Do you have to do this right now?

197
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,214
The stars are
in a perfect position.

198
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,654
They won't be like this
for another year.

199
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,498
I can't stop you, can I?

200
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,598
Work your magic.

201
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,172
Oh, yeah, that's it,
the northerly declination

202
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,440
from Sirius the Dog Star.

203
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,480
That's my baby!

204
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,895
This is it.

205
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,963
This is what?

206
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,259
What're you doing?

207
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,493
Come on, let's go.

208
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,503
Come on.

209
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,908
Oh, come on.

210
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,653
Come on,
I'll give you a boost.

211
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,663
Come here.

212
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,504
Just so you know,
I have to be at work

213
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,169
in, like, seven hours.

214
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,012
Relax.
You'll be there.

215
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,519
Miranda…

216
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,647
meet the Excalibur 1000.

217
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,276
Is that a metal detector?

218
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,995
Now you hear that?

219
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,997
That's maybe tin foil or nickel.

220
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,533
Nickels and tin foil
make that low tone.

221
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:03,911
We call that the fool's gold
of modern prospecting.

222
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,140
Prospecting?

223
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,909
Yeah.

224
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,587
High tone,
could be silver.

225
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,071
Silver is a great conductor.

226
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,166
Must be one
of the old quarters.

227
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:29,402
The new ones,
they don't have much silver in them.

228
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,711
We are well on our way
to paying off the Visa.

229
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,242
You know, Charlie,
the manual says

230
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,844
you can plug headphones
into that thing,

231
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,013
so why don't you do that
so that we don't get popped?

232
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,349
No, then you wouldn't
get to hear it

233
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,841
when it makes a noise.

234
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,761
Huh!

235
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,126
Get the shovel!

236
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,998
–We have a shovel?
–It's in the bag!

237
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,934
I'm am out of here.
We're going to get busted.

238
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,602
We're not doing
anything illegal.

239
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,837
This is public land.

240
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,171
There's gotta be
something illegal about…

241
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,870
You are so lame,
Miranda.

242
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,175
I can't believe I raised
such a law-abiding citizen.

243
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,740
Oh, you raised me?

244
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,277
Of course,
the highest tone

245
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,788
is for the best conductor of them all.

246
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,080
Eureka.

247
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,978
Can we go now?

248
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:54,186
Don't you want to
even know what this is?

249
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,690
Okay.

250
00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:00,358
What is it?

251
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,765
This is a doubloon.

252
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:04,993
A what?

253
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:09,770
A doubloon
from the 17th century.

254
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:17,945
The diary of Father
Juan Florismartes Torres,

255
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,008
1651.

256
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,955
So, I picked up this book
in the hospital library

257
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,486
and it got me thinking.

258
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,321
I thought the whole idea
behind the hospital

259
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,190
was for you
to stop thinking.

260
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,122
And I got some other books.

261
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,293
More books, eh?

262
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:41,972
Along with a gold crucifix
and the statue of the Virgin,

263
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:47,706
Father Torres' expedition
had a cache of gold doubloons.

264
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:52,546
Now, these doubloons were dated.

265
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:58,186
This one…
it's hard to see.

266
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,715
Something…
Something, 1624.

267
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,827
Let me see.

268
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,396
That's 24 carats.

269
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,903
Records that I obtained from
the Spanish Treasury indicate…

270
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,171
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

271
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,340
How the hell
did you obtain records

272
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,675
from the Spanish Treasury
from a mental institution?

273
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:24,773
The internet.

274
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,875
–Perfect.
–No, I'll show you.

275
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,885
Here.

276
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,620
See for yourself.

277
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,066
Father Torres' doubloons
were dated.

278
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,763
Now, coins minted in 1624
were allocated

279
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,866
for what we call now,
you know, “petty cash,”

280
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,031
which Torres lost sooner.

281
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:53,205
Nobody else was around back then,
so it's gotta be his.

282
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,073
Now based upon
where we found this

283
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,209
and the reports of
the underground cave system…

284
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,141
–Cave system?
–Right. Right.

285
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,946
So all we gotta do
is follow this journal

286
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,471
and it's going to lead us
to the treasure.

287
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,617
It's just…
It's waiting to be found.

288
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,455
You're serious.

289
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:13,889
Yeah.

290
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,361
Look, a lot of people
must've read this journal.

291
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:17,963
How come nobody ever found
the treasure before?

292
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,365
They've tried!
I mean, lots of people have tried.

293
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,301
It's been well documented,
all right?

294
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,468
I've read all of them.

295
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,938
–I marked chapters for you.
–Oh, Charlie.

296
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,774
The thing is that nobody
realized how special

297
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,209
this Father Torres was.

298
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:34,244
Nobody ever went and looked
into his background!

299
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,682
Charlie, these people
all look like idiots.

300
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:46,658
I'm going to go to bed.

301
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,124
–Miranda…
–You're freaking me out.

302
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,134
Okay?

303
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,541
I'm not decent.

304
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,676
Come on, Miranda.
Open up.

305
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,853
Sometimes I wake up and…
and I don't know if I'm me.

306
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,025
That's why you take
your medication.

307
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,793
No, it's not that.
I'm me. I know that.

308
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,236
What I'm saying is that…
I don't know if I exist.

309
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,196
Come on, listen…

310
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,135
No, I… I'm listening.
You're not sure you exist.

311
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:32,004
–And?
–I've done a lot of things in my life.

312
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,206
But maybe I haven't
done what I need to do.

313
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:38,740
And if I do this,
maybe I will.

314
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,242
Exist?

315
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,252
Yeah.

316
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,715
You're shaking.
You need something to eat.

317
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,750
Read the book.

318
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,185
This is so stupid.

319
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,195
Please?

320
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:59,107
All right, I'll read it
if you eat something.

321
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,578
This is for you.

322
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:24,753
Parents have this advantage over us.

323
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:27,288
We want to believe in them.

324
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,691
And when we don't
believe in them,

325
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:32,591
we still just want
to be with them.

326
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,912
Hey, Padre!

327
00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,047
As a young man,

328
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,961
Torres was a mathematics
scholar in Seville.

329
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:58,623
In fact, it looks like he might've
been sent to the New World

330
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,293
because certain of his ideas
were considered heretical.

331
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,700
But that's not
what's important.

332
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,370
The thing that matters here
is that he was more accustomed

333
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:15,176
to communicating
with numbers than words.

334
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,142
So then, it dawned
on me one night,

335
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,311
while the other patients
were watching JAG.

336
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,712
They like that in there?

337
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:22,477
They love it.

338
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,450
Anyway, I noticed that some
of the passages repeated themselves.

339
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,619
I read the book again,
and sure enough they did.

340
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:30,989
So I began to wonder, why would
somebody in the middle of nowhere

341
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,992
presumably with a limited
supply of pen and ink

342
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,494
repeat themselves like that?

343
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,192
Senility?

344
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,966
He was writing in code.

345
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,693
Took me a long time,
but I finally broke it.

346
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,711
I gotta go.

347
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:20,338
See, I transposed
Padre Torres' description

348
00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:23,008
and found the area he was
in was exactly seven leagues

349
00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,676
to the north of where
he said he was.

350
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,716
It's simple, really.

351
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,867
Charlie believed
the doubloon had been dropped

352
00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,869
when Father Torres'
expedition was robbed

353
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,435
and half of his party
was massacred.

354
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,074
He thought that Torres
had headed Northwest after that,

355
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:59,599
and that we were following
the same route.

356
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,679
“Journal of Father
Juan Florismartes Torres,

357
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:10,184
”18th of October,
the year of our Lord 1624.

358
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:14,426
”As we reached the summit and look
down into the valley of Santa Clarita,

359
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,028
”there unfolded before us
was as beautiful a picture

360
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,696
”as one ever looked upon.

361
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:24,002
”We saw a large green meadow
of thousands of acres, more or less,

362
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,571
”its north side bounded
by low mountains at the base

363
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:29,603
”which oak trees
were plentiful.

364
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,240
”It was like a grand old park,

365
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,447
”such as we read of
in fairy tales.

366
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,782
”We passed that night
under some large trees

367
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,251
”whose branches
went over our heads

368
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,752
”as beautifully
as the ceilings

369
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,784
”in our finest cathedrals.

370
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:47,359
”Upon our safe arrival, we offered
the sacrament on a large rock

371
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:51,196
”that seemed almost to have
been fashioned for that holy purpose.

372
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,864
”I bade the smith
use his chisel

373
00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:57,494
to carve the three crosses
of Golgotha into the stone.”

374
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:05,674
You have arrived
at your destination.

375
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,642
This is it.

376
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,481
–It might be.
–No, it is! It is!

377
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,986
Look how old these trees are.

378
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,750
All right.

379
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,256
So obviously, it's going
to be worn down, right?

380
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:21,623
I mean, you know,
it's more than 300 years old.

381
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,501
Damn!

382
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,696
Come here, come here.

383
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,706
–See this?
–What?

384
00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:31,700
This is it.

385
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,934
Look at that.

386
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:34,703
Look! Look!

387
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,409
I don't know.
It might be.

388
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,449
It is!
That's it!

389
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:42,214
The rock must've moved.

390
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,955
Well, it could be
an earthquake.

391
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,386
Wait a minute.

392
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,524
Wait a minute.
Look!

393
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,789
I think I see it, right there!

394
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,161
I see it. Look!
Yeah, they're upside-down.

395
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,105
That's why I didn't
recognize them at first.

396
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,371
Can I help you?

397
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,835
I think it's time to go.

398
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,503
Why do they always say,
“Can I help you?”

399
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,172
when it's the last thing
they want to do?

400
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,303
Sir?

401
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,341
And they say “sir”
and “ma'am”

402
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,809
like they want
to show some respect.

403
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,010
–It's monstrous.
–Charlie.

404
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,475
–Sir!
–Yes.

405
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:16,244
Are you a member
here at La Cresta?

406
00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:19,681
Are you shitting me?

407
00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,453
Then I'll have to
ask you to leave.

408
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,493
–Are you happy?
–Sir?

409
00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,857
–Charlie.
–All I want to know is are you happy?

410
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:26,988
Sir.

411
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:28,893
–Is this man your father?
–Yeah.

412
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,767
Just wanted to see
your eyes.

413
00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:35,931
I couldn't tell
what color they were.

414
00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:38,169
A first, I thought
they were brown.

415
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:41,906
Now they're looking
very green.

416
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:44,675
Must be the foliage.

417
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,718
They are so beautiful.

418
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,789
They're hazel.

419
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,292
Hazel.

420
00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:04,631
Well, I'm so sorry that I
caused you any problems.

421
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,967
But… I'll be on my way.

422
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,508
I can't believe you just gave
that cop our phone number.

423
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,610
I hope she calls me.
She's a peach.

424
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,944
Once you get
that flack vest off,

425
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,046
she'd be something else.

426
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,452
Oh, God.

427
00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,620
Let's just say this gold does exist.

428
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,855
What are you going to do
with it after you get it?

429
00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:32,857
Wouldn't we have to give it
to a museum or something?

430
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,556
Not necessarily.

431
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,562
I know a lot of people who want
to buy it if we wanted to sell it,

432
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:39,728
but you're missing the point.

433
00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:40,795
What's that?

434
00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:42,630
I don't want the money.

435
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,637
That's easy for you to say.
You don't have to work for it.

436
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,271
Well, define work.

437
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,812
People walk around all day,

438
00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,081
sure that they're going
to win the lottery.

439
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,514
I've always thought
that was crazy.

440
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,617
Ten more minutes, Randy.

441
00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,851
My name is Miranda.

442
00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:40,388
At least Charlie had a plan.

443
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:44,726
I mean, who doesn't
want to believe in buried treasure?

444
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:04,078
Still, maybe I shouldn't
have encouraged him.

445
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,916
“From the journal
of Father Torres,

446
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,619
”November 21st, 1624.

447
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,856
”The natives appear to be
a simple, good-natured,

448
00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,855
”stupid race of people,

449
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:49,594
”and in most respects
resemble the savages we find

450
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,594
”in other newly-discovered countries.

451
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,266
”There was no sign
of aggression at first,

452
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,569
”until one of the soldiers
who'd come into our mission

453
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,437
”was inspired to the act
of seduction,

454
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,605
”the object being
a young female.

455
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,108
”An action
unfathomable to me

456
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:08,276
”as the females are uniformly
unpleasant of aspect.

457
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,415
”Considerable uproar ensued
and we were forced

458
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:14,535
to retreat inland,
following the river upstream.”

459
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,791
After they carved
the crosses on the rock,

460
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,526
Father Torres' expedition
had followed

461
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,458
the Santa Clarita River.

462
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:27,595
The thing was there wasn't
a Santa Clarita River anymore.

463
00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,064
It had been dammed
and diverted.

464
00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:31,970
But Charlie thought
that his calculations

465
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,103
would lead us to where
the river used to flow.

466
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:39,193
He said I can look it up
if I didn't believe him.

467
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,320
What do I say?

468
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:49,087
You don't have to say anything.

469
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,028
We've got every right
to be here.

470
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:54,325
Thanks for the tip!

471
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,863
You got a 302 in there?

472
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,431
What?

473
00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,003
Does that have a 302 in it?

474
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,301
What?

475
00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:07,368
The backhoe.

476
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,211
Oh, that.
Yeah, yeah.

477
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:13,841
It's a power plant,
that 302, for its size.

478
00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:15,851
It sure is.

479
00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,015
Ha ha!

480
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,391
Ah! Jesus Christ!

481
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,386
Pottery shards!
Ha ha!

482
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:28,189
Will you excuse me?
I'll catch you later.

483
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,199
Right on.

484
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,363
Broken water jugs,

485
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,835
exactly the same kind
the expedition would've used!

486
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,104
And look, it's even got
curved sides.

487
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:41,873
Okay, well, shouldn't
we take them to somebody

488
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,174
like an archaeologist
or something?

489
00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:44,943
What, have them
spoil everything?

490
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,312
No, they can do that…
that thing, that radio…

491
00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,547
–Radio carbon dating, yeah.
–Yeah.

492
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,816
That's been discredited
a long time ago.

493
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:54,986
“In questions of science
the analysis of a thousand

494
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:58,656
is not worth the humble reasoning
of a single individual!”

495
00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,696
Galileo!

496
00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:04,733
Miranda, just feel this.

497
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,236
Put that in your hands.

498
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,772
Feel how old that is.

499
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:15,840
Charlie believed
that if we followed

500
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,409
the original riverbed,
we would locate the cavern

501
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,644
where Father Torres
and his men

502
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:22,847
had been forced
to abandon their gold.

503
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,582
But there was one obstacle.

504
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,125
49.2 degrees north.

505
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:39,260
This is the way.

506
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:41,696
Hi. Uh, do you have
your card?

507
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,746
Oh, we're just browsing.

508
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:52,040
What I need you to do…

509
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:56,578
I want you to take
this out 67 feet.

510
00:35:58,122 --> 00:36:00,122
Please?

511
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:22,270
Don't touch that!

512
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,748
Don't…
Oh, Jesus Christ.

513
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,007
I'm so close.

514
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,178
–Excuse me, sir.
–What?

515
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:30,648
Pardon me, but I didn't know
we really carried these.

516
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:33,151
These? You guys
got everything in here.

517
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,553
Yeah, we sure do.
Is it working out for you?

518
00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,922
–It's working out fine. It's fine.
–Okay.

519
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:41,090
All right, well…
Okay. All right.

520
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:52,266
Okay.

521
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,501
All right.

522
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:56,309
I'll just get this…

523
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,473
Okay.

524
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,759
Can you hold this, please?

525
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,145
This is plugged.

526
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,847
This over here.

527
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,950
24 degrees.

528
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:10,025
And that's it.

529
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:19,802
X marks the spot.

530
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:23,364
This is so wild.

531
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,666
Doubloons from
the King of Spain,

532
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,038
lost more than
300 years ago

533
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,883
and they're buried
under a Costco?

534
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,374
Well, I guess you know
it wasn't meant to be.

535
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,384
It's only 6 feet down.

536
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,312
Only 6 feet?

537
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,747
Maybe 7.

538
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,986
It'll take two
highly-motivated individuals

539
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,521
maybe fours hours
with the right equipment.

540
00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:46,189
Are you nuts?

541
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,056
I'm sorry, but can
we be realistic here?

542
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:50,661
I'm being realistic.
There's no problem here.

543
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,197
–I'll lay it out.
–No, forget it, Charlie.

544
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,595
No way.

545
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,234
–You did your best.
–No, no, no, no!

546
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,403
I'm not going to be beaten
by a few layers of concrete!

547
00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,335
No, sir!
Not on my watch!

548
00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,438
Hey, take it easy.

549
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,160
Mom was a hand model,

550
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:03,664
a job held by adult women
with eerily childlike hands.

551
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,469
Which you don't
come across every day,

552
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,205
so they get paid pretty well.

553
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,670
Cut. Great.
That's a wrap.

554
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,806
She was careful.

555
00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:13,474
She had to be.

556
00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:16,214
Her hands were the only income
we had for a while.

557
00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:19,484
Don't you touch my hands!

558
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:27,263
After she left, it was
just me and Charlie.

559
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,725
Things were a lot more
exciting then.

560
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:34,303
Like an adventure.

561
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,927
But the supply of toys dwindled.

562
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,045
We managed, though.

563
00:39:55,793 --> 00:40:01,063
I don't know why anybody would
want to buy one of these things.

564
00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:06,027
It's not as if it's so hard
to wash dishes by hand

565
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,367
the old-fashioned way.

566
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,438
Ooh!

567
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,188
Morning.

568
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,457
You…

569
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,460
Uh, Miranda?

570
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,104
What happened to my car?

571
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,469
Miranda…

572
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,479
Did you wreck it?

573
00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:26,744
I couldn't pay the rental
on the backhoe.

574
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:27,875
No way.

575
00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:30,711
So, your car
was a necessary sacrifice.

576
00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:32,683
But we're almost there,
Miranda.

577
00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,548
We are so close.

578
00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:36,617
Jesus Christ.

579
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,959
I'm sorry, I…

580
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,958
I'm really sorry.
I just wasn't thinking.

581
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,126
You never do.

582
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,297
Well, I'll get it back.

583
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,567
–How are you going to do that?
–I don't know.

584
00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:50,664
But I will.

585
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,269
Well, I guess I'd better
get a move on

586
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,105
since I'm going
to have to take the bus.

587
00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:55,973
Can't you get a friend
to give you a ride?

588
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,846
I don't have any friends.

589
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:02,810
What about that skinny one
who only eats carrots?

590
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,115
Carrots-and-Mountain Dew-Julia?

591
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,716
Right, Julia,
carrots, right.

592
00:42:05,756 --> 00:42:06,817
She had an eating disorder.

593
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,583
She went to the hospital
and died.

594
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,791
Well, in that case, maybe I can
go back down and get the car.

595
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:14,992
I'm sure he hasn't
sold it yet.

596
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:17,061
It wasn't that the car
was in such great shape.

597
00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:19,427
–I'm sure the car…
–Stop! Stop!

598
00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:20,928
I loved that car.

599
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:22,696
I know you did.

600
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,502
No, you didn't
because I never told you.

601
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,970
Why? Because you never listen.

602
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,906
All right, I'm an asshole.
That has been established.

603
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:32,373
Not to the extent that
I'm about to establish it.

604
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,346
You make fun of everything
I do, including my job.

605
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,981
No, I'm proud of you working.

606
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:38,279
Don't… Yeah, right.

607
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,950
You know, I'm the one
that's paying the bills.

608
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:42,515
No, it's wild.
Isn't it?

609
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,990
You don't take anything seriously, do you?

610
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,926
You think the world
is just here for your amusement.

611
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,158
–Look at the world.
–I do.

612
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:54,128
But unlike you,
I have to live in it.

613
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:56,971
I just…
I don't understand.

614
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,469
You're a really smart guy.

615
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,902
How can you keep
doing this year after year?

616
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,642
What do you mean?

617
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:08,212
The treasure is just like
all your jazz combos, Charlie.

618
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,347
Just like the tour boat
that sank,

619
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:13,481
just like the Mexican
holistic medical degree,

620
00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:15,755
just like your marriage.

621
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,818
How come you can't
see that?

622
00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:21,229
Everybody else can.

623
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:24,647
There's something
really wrong with you.

624
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:35,402
I can't believe
you sold my fucking car!

625
00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:36,704
And now…

626
00:43:38,382 --> 00:43:43,285
And now, I give you
Orange Grove Estates' 1,000th family.

627
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:45,387
Let's give them a hand.

628
00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:35,460
Welcome to McDonald's.

629
00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,883
Have a good day, sweetie

630
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:01,923
–Okay.
–Okay.

631
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:21,929
After he found his bass again
in that pawn shop in Atlanta,

632
00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:26,842
Charlie swore
he'd never pawn it again.

633
00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:28,739
He swore he'd pawn
his own mother

634
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:31,077
before he'd pawn that bass.

635
00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:11,647
Charlie.

636
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,195
Have you eaten anything?

637
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,800
No.

638
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:37,371
–I'll go make something.
–Oh, no, it's cool. It's cool.

639
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:39,381
Why don't you sit down?

640
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,987
Used to look out here,
you'd see one,

641
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,890
maybe two lights.

642
00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:54,930
Your mom, she used to complain
all the time about being

643
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,157
in the middle of nowhere.

644
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:01,999
It's still the middle of nowhere.

645
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:06,500
There's just a lot more people in it now.

646
00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:16,041
You didn't have to sell
your bass and records.

647
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,247
You just have to know
when to give up.

648
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,757
Dad, don't.

649
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,095
I told you,
I'm finished with music.

650
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,274
That's not what
I'm talking about.

651
00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:48,609
Um, excuse me.

652
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:50,951
–Hi.
–Hi.

653
00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:53,944
Would you like to try
some chowder?

654
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:58,120
So let's hear it.

655
00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,790
Okay, well, a lot of the doors

656
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,789
claim to be alarmed
but they're not.

657
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,960
How do you know?

658
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:06,727
I opened them.

659
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:07,961
Well, that's fine.

660
00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:11,456
We'll make a good scofflaw
out of you yet.

661
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:30,497
Most of the people are really nice.

662
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:32,823
Everyone says I could be looking at a raise

663
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,791
within six months,
and the benefits are great.

664
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:36,857
Hold on, here. Let's focus.

665
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,962
Tell me about
the security guards.

666
00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:40,861
They have two of them.

667
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:41,965
They only work in the daytime.

668
00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:43,330
Come on, come on!

669
00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:45,465
One of them is named Mike.

670
00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:48,195
And the other one
is named Bruce.

671
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:50,975
Security guards
have master keys,

672
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,340
but the manager,
he's the only one

673
00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,842
who has the great
grand master key.

674
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:58,480
It opens every single door.

675
00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,983
He calls it the “God” key.

676
00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:01,818
I think you're doing great,
by the way.

677
00:51:01,858 --> 00:51:03,383
Thanks.

678
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:07,454
Kelly and I sometimes head
out to the beach on Saturdays.

679
00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:09,860
We have a little barbecue,
play a little volleyball.

680
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,858
Nah, you play volleyball.

681
00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:14,598
I just listen to Jimmy Buffet
and soak up the rays.

682
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:17,129
I'm a total parrothead.

683
00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:19,757
Do you like the beach,
Miranda?

684
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:22,339
I can't even remember
the last time I went to the beach.

685
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:24,608
I bet you'd look great
in a bikini.

686
00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,206
Miranda.

687
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:28,375
What? Let me finish the story.

688
00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:30,910
Did you…

689
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:33,656
Did you get sort of
a weird vibe

690
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,318
from these people?

691
00:51:36,393 --> 00:51:38,486
–Kind of.
–Yeah.

692
00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:40,887
That's because they're swingers.

693
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:43,195
What?

694
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,359
Do I gotta draw you
a picture?

695
00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:47,599
What are you
talking about?

696
00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:49,566
–You don't know, do you?
–No.

697
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:53,940
So nice that you don't
know everything.

698
00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:56,444
Swingers, um…

699
00:51:56,546 --> 00:51:59,539
Well, they're, you know,
people who like

700
00:51:59,549 --> 00:52:03,459
to spice up their life
with different partners.

701
00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,887
Oh, my God.

702
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,756
They were talking
swinger code.

703
00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:13,853
Oh, God,
that is so gross!

704
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,192
What am I going to do?

705
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:16,693
Why? Wh-What's the matter?

706
00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,626
–They invited me to a barbecue.
–They what?

707
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:22,032
You were the one that told me
to accept any and all invitations

708
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:24,167
so that I can get to know
the people and the layout.

709
00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:26,169
But I didn't mean that
you were supposed to go and…

710
00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:27,838
I didn't know that
they were swingers.

711
00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:30,073
It's cool, all right?
It's cool, it's cool.

712
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:32,272
You just…
You don't have to go.

713
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:33,877
I told them that I would,
and, you know,

714
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,679
I thought I could maybe
get at Doug's keys.

715
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,244
The God key.

716
00:52:37,254 --> 00:52:39,814
–Yeah.
–Mm.

717
00:52:39,923 --> 00:52:42,049
No, no. We…
We can't do this.

718
00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:44,688
I think I can take care of myself, Charlie;
I've had a lot of practice.

719
00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:48,388
You know, sometimes
I just wish you'd call me “Dad.”

720
00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,560
Okay, I can take care
of myself, Dad.

721
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,597
Thank you. I mean, you're what,
18 years old now?

722
00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:55,637
I'll be 17 in 3 weeks.

723
00:52:57,107 --> 00:53:01,168
You're gonna be 17?
I gotta write this down, man.

724
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,178
You are so young.

725
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,541
But, you know,
you act so old.

726
00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,609
Sometimes you're very, um…

727
00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:07,310
–Precocious?
–Precocious, yes.

728
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,277
Now, I forbid you
to go to this barbecue.

729
00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:11,912
You hear me?

730
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:12,979
Okay, I won't.

731
00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:14,284
Are you going
to promise me that?

732
00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:16,324
Okay. God.

733
00:54:02,506 --> 00:54:05,832
One of the perks
of the management position:

734
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:08,174
half price on all seafood.

735
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,050
Have some before
it's all spoiled.

736
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,511
It's a virgin,
by the way.

737
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:16,551
Berry flavored.

738
00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:19,850
Miranda, did you bring
your bathing suit?

739
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,984
No. Why?

740
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,621
You don't have
a swimming pool, right?

741
00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:26,553
Hot tub.

742
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:30,996
Dude! Dude!

743
00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,662
We need some more chairs!

744
00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:35,500
Okay, Leonid.
Just a sec.

745
00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:37,430
Excuse me, ladies.

746
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,303
Hey, so do you want to go
check out my suits?

747
00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:41,805
I've got a major selection.

748
00:54:41,845 --> 00:54:43,270
Huh?

749
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,842
I mean, we look
like we're about the same size, huh?

750
00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:47,941
Uh, I think I'm…

751
00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,547
I'm sorry, I think I'm going
to have to pass on the hot tub.

752
00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:52,212
Are you sure?

753
00:54:52,222 --> 00:54:54,047
It'd be really nice.

754
00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:56,862
That water's, like,
fruit scented.

755
00:54:56,893 --> 00:54:58,893
It's pineapple…

756
00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:17,541
Actually, I changed my mind.
The hot tub sounds good.

757
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:21,381
It does, doesn't it?
All right, come on.

758
00:55:24,554 --> 00:55:28,456
So, I'm guessing
a G-string is out.

759
00:55:28,558 --> 00:55:30,217
What?

760
00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:33,220
Wait, I got the perfect thong.

761
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,667
–A thong?
–What? Oh, no, no.

762
00:55:39,769 --> 00:55:41,364
–Look at this.
–No, no, no.

763
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,129
All right.

764
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:45,139
I got it!

765
00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:53,242
Parrots?

766
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:55,614
Check it out.
Look at that.

767
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:58,347
No? Okay.
One more.

768
00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:06,153
Okay, I hope you dig this.

769
00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,322
Dude!

770
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:11,594
Check it out.
Look at this.

771
00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:15,263
Oh, hey, it's all right.

772
00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:17,966
Are you sure
this is a virgin?

773
00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:22,370
Oh, boy.

774
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:29,383
You know, um,
there's this…

775
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:30,977
Oh, Christ.

776
00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:33,197
–Oh, okay.
–I'm so sorry.

777
00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,477
–Hi.
–Hey.

778
00:56:56,546 --> 00:56:58,810
What's happening?

779
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:06,048
So, um… look
what I got for you.

780
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:09,421
One with your own name on it.

781
00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:11,585
Good. Great.

782
00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:13,086
No.

783
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,624
Come on, your credit rating is great.

784
00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:17,428
No, Charlie. No.

785
00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:19,492
You all right?

786
00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:21,502
Yeah, I'm fine.

787
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:24,030
So, Pepper here,
he used to work

788
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,100
for an alarm service
company.

789
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:29,205
Was that before or after
you went to jail?

790
00:57:29,245 --> 00:57:31,338
Before.

791
00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:36,875
And Pepper, he knows
how those alarm systems work.

792
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:41,985
Wait, Charlie,
what did you tell him?

793
00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,411
What did he tell you?

794
00:58:27,404 --> 00:58:29,404
Charlie?

795
00:58:31,641 --> 00:58:33,641
Charlie!

796
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,007
Is this what I think it is?

797
00:58:40,116 --> 00:58:43,686
Charlie, what did you do?
What is going on?

798
00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:46,216
Uh, I got behind
in the third mortgage.

799
00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:47,503
–I didn't even know
there was a second.

800
00:58:47,543 --> 00:58:47,951
–Well, sure.

801
00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:49,052
There's a third
to pay the second,

802
00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:50,487
a second to pay
the first, and so on.

803
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,758
–How'd you get this?
–“And so on”?

804
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:56,040
They're taking everything.

805
00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:02,097
Miranda, did you go
to that orgy?

806
00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:05,141
I… It was a barbecue.

807
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:11,195
Are you sure nothing happened?

808
00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:14,541
Something happened, didn't it?

809
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,977
The swingers, they
got to you, didn't they?

810
00:59:17,987 --> 00:59:19,616
Goddamnit!
What've I done?

811
00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:21,184
I'm supposed to be
your father, you know.

812
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,319
And here I am, throwing you
right into the lion's den.

813
00:59:23,359 --> 00:59:25,318
You didn't.
It was my idea.

814
00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,328
Just tell me.

815
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,825
When you went
to the bank,

816
00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:30,160
what was the reason
you gave them

817
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,795
for why we needed
the money?

818
00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:33,835
Home improvement.

819
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,528
Okay.

820
00:59:35,538 --> 00:59:37,833
What about the second time?

821
00:59:38,374 --> 00:59:40,333
Swimming pool.

822
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:41,401
Ah.

823
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:44,003
You know,
but the timing's perfect.

824
00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,039
When is the timing ever good

825
00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:49,109
for getting kicked out
of your house?

826
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:51,677
Think about it.

827
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:53,813
Yeah.

828
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:57,155
It's the Chinese thing.

829
00:59:57,227 --> 01:00:02,995
Catastrophe
equals opportunity.

830
01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:04,157
Excuse me.

831
01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:06,207
It's time for you to go.

832
01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:10,667
“From the journal of Father Torres,

833
01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:13,938
”November 30,1624.

834
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,202
”When the savages
were silent,

835
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:19,706
”that was when the company
was most affrighted.

836
01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:21,077
”Evidently,
they were gathered

837
01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:22,512
”around the entrance
to the cavern,

838
01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:24,180
”awaiting such time
as our hunger

839
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:26,346
”might overwhelm good sense

840
01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,991
”and force us
out into the open.

841
01:00:32,095 --> 01:00:35,722
”Ofttimes perforce,
the officers were compelled

842
01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,390
”to use their muskets,

843
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,035
firing over
the natives' heads.”

844
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,903
I'm getting
really good vibes here.

845
01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:50,735
I can't believe we're doing this.

846
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:57,399
–Where are you going?

847
01:00:57,439 --> 01:00:58,748
–Running away. What does it look like?

848
01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,183
We gotta stick
with the plan.

849
01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,882
–Come on!
–We gotta get out of here…

850
01:01:02,892 --> 01:01:05,752
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!

851
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:07,762
It's over here!

852
01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:21,075
Up here!

853
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,021
Where's my glasses?

854
01:01:40,129 --> 01:01:42,495
On your head!

855
01:01:50,711 --> 01:01:52,707
It's done.

856
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,867
Where's the propane?

857
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,169
Over here!

858
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,385
Right here!

859
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,807
That ought to do it.

860
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:26,936
Where are you going?

861
01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:29,809
Outside, remember?

862
01:02:39,055 --> 01:02:40,146
I…

863
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:42,156
What are you doing?

864
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,028
You really sure
this is going to work?

865
01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,727
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No… No problems.

866
01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:58,400
Pepper, he fixed
the alarm box

867
01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:00,470
so it would read
like a gas leak.

868
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:03,084
–And if that's the case we don't…
–Ahh!

869
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,047
Panel says “gas leak.”

870
01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:16,057
Smell anything?

871
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,286
Yeah, I found it.

872
01:03:18,394 --> 01:03:20,394
Propane bottles leaked.

873
01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:29,103
Perfect.

874
01:03:33,876 --> 01:03:36,035
Shh, tat tat tat.

875
01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:40,038
I think we should
stay here for a bit.

876
01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:53,089
Breaking and entering
makes everything

877
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:56,656
taste… different.

878
01:03:56,766 --> 01:04:00,099
Makes it taste,
um, livelier.

879
01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:13,275
In those days they would've
used pitch pine torches.

880
01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:57,049
It's got to be here
somewheres.

881
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,357
Do you smell that?

882
01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:06,367
What?

883
01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,469
Ammonia.

884
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:13,669
They must've cleaned
the floor.

885
01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,749
They cleaned your X off.

886
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,180
That does it, then.

887
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:21,710
Oh, no, I-I know
where to dig.

888
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:26,086
No, it's…
it's right here.

889
01:05:26,189 --> 01:05:28,749
–Here?
–Yes.

890
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:32,225
No, it's… it's…

891
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:34,754
It's here.

892
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,189
Charlie.

893
01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:38,294
Miranda, we're going
to dig here.

894
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:40,666
Are you sure?

895
01:05:42,071 --> 01:05:45,726
Well, I… I guess I'd better be.

896
01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:50,139
You got the walkie talkie?

897
01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:51,270
Yeah.

898
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,320
Pepper, is it all clear?

899
01:05:55,051 --> 01:05:57,051
Yeah.

900
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,623
Come in, Charlie.

901
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:46,500
Charlie, come in.

902
01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:02,475
Evening, sir.

903
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,510
What seems to be
the problem?

904
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,645
Motorcycle's not working?

905
01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:09,582
We hit rebar.

906
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:12,567
Well, I think
I might've flooded it.

907
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,929
There's the throttle
right there.

908
01:07:19,969 --> 01:07:21,969
I know. I know.

909
01:07:32,114 --> 01:07:34,114
Hey, let me try.

910
01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:40,653
Hey!

911
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:50,791
Miranda.

912
01:08:50,893 --> 01:08:52,893
Hey.

913
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:04,897
Don't step on that.

914
01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,482
Hello.

915
01:09:46,482 --> 01:09:48,746
What is that smell?

916
01:09:48,818 --> 01:09:52,078
You must've hit the sewer line.

917
01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:55,651
No, the sewer's all the way
on the other side of the store,

918
01:09:55,691 --> 01:09:57,691
under pet care.

919
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,424
Current is stronger
than I thought it'd be.

920
01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:08,324
That looks a lot
like sewage to me.

921
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,536
It's the underground river.

922
01:10:13,642 --> 01:10:16,872
Just like the journal
said it would be.

923
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:21,340
Where are you going?

924
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,109
Sir!

925
01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:26,782
Come on, sir,
you're just wasting gas.

926
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,901
Pepper.

927
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:48,577
Come in, Pepper.

928
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,703
Charlie?

929
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:54,039
This store is great.
It's got everything.

930
01:10:54,049 --> 01:10:55,708
What are you doing?

931
01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,543
That should
be long enough.

932
01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:02,490
The journal says the passageway's
about 40 barras.

933
01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,517
That's Spanish for “yards”.

934
01:11:04,527 --> 01:11:06,719
So it should be
about 120 feet.

935
01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:09,225
People get killed all the time
doing stuff like this.

936
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,861
I need you to hold
the other end tightly.

937
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:14,727
Stop! You're jumping
into raw sewage.

938
01:11:14,737 --> 01:11:18,434
This is not sewage, okay?
It's sulfur.

939
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:20,736
I noticed before
when I tested the water,

940
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:23,435
it's warmer than
the room temperature.

941
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:27,573
And this brown color indicates
an iron sulfite hot springs.

942
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:28,644
There's no reasoning with you.

943
01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:30,179
You have an answer
for everything.

944
01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:32,178
That really bothers you.

945
01:11:32,188 --> 01:11:34,216
I was hoping that I wasn't
going to have to say this.

946
01:11:34,256 --> 01:11:36,182
–What?
–Don't make me say it.

947
01:11:36,192 --> 01:11:38,317
All right, then.

948
01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:42,021
There's no gold, okay?

949
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:43,058
There's no treasure.

950
01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,391
You're about to jump
into a sewer.

951
01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:47,951
This whole thing
is a delusion.

952
01:11:58,914 --> 01:12:02,441
Sir, put your arms
out to your sides.

953
01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:05,811
Sir… put your arms
all the way out to your sides,

954
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:07,216
like Jesus on the cross.

955
01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:10,826
Straight out.
There you go, just like that.

956
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,560
Pepper.
Come in, Pepper.

957
01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:25,634
I need some help in here.

958
01:12:25,741 --> 01:12:28,137
–Pepper, are you there?
–Roll him over.

959
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:31,476
Pepper, the button's
on the side.

960
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:34,555
Pepper, push the button
on the side.

961
01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:38,077
Ventura 105 to all units,
be advised.

962
01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:40,382
We believe we've got
a 459 there now

963
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,422
inside the Costco.

964
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:45,263
Any available unit
please respond.

965
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:47,119
Damn.

966
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,335
Pepper, where are you?

967
01:13:15,524 --> 01:13:17,816
Pepper, is that you?

968
01:13:27,303 --> 01:13:29,897
Pepper, please come in.

969
01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:32,235
Where are you, Pepper?

970
01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:08,131
“Journal of Father Torres,
February 9th, 1624.

971
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,330
”Final entry.

972
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,868
”We were trapped in a cavern
whose walls were marked

973
01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:14,703
”with their
childish carvings.

974
01:15:14,743 --> 01:15:18,540
”A cavern sometimes used
for whatever variety of pagan ritual

975
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:21,443
”which these lost people
felt compelled to observe.

976
01:15:21,483 --> 01:15:23,108
Miranda.

977
01:15:23,118 --> 01:15:24,810
“I miss my home

978
01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:27,316
and wish to leave this land
so filled with madness.”

979
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:30,018
I found it! I…

980
01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:34,694
Miranda.

981
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:48,182
Come on, my little
sack of potatoes.

982
01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:38,156
You smell awful.

983
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,256
I found it.

984
01:16:45,367 --> 01:16:47,192
Didn't get all of it.

985
01:16:47,202 --> 01:16:50,330
Still a lot more
down there.

986
01:16:50,405 --> 01:16:52,600
I gotta go back.

987
01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:54,708
Huh?

988
01:16:57,846 --> 01:16:59,846
Do you believe me?

989
01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:21,430
What are you going to do?

990
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,768
You're staying right there.

991
01:17:23,872 --> 01:17:25,872
What about you?

992
01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:29,238
You know, when I was
at the hospital

993
01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:31,537
I used read a lot
of biographies

994
01:17:31,547 --> 01:17:33,811
about these great men.

995
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:36,378
The thing was that their dads…
well, they weren't so great.

996
01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:38,080
–They were screw-ups.
–What are you doing?

997
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,954
Then, I started to see
that all my life

998
01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:44,917
I've been trying
to do something great.

999
01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:47,753
But then I realized
that I was laying

1000
01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:50,493
the groundwork for you.

1001
01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:54,729
You know, to do something…

1002
01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:59,797
great or whatever.

1003
01:17:59,908 --> 01:18:03,173
But your dad
was a screw-up, too.

1004
01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:05,576
Well, it was just a theory.

1005
01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:11,191
What are we going to do?

1006
01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:14,813
Wait. Wait, wait.
Char…

1007
01:18:14,823 --> 01:18:18,691
This is very important.

1008
01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:21,092
Don't lose it.

1009
01:18:21,163 --> 01:18:22,424
Wait, where are you going?

1010
01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:24,826
Just tell them that
I forced you into this.

1011
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:26,595
–What?
–You just tell them I'm nuts.

1012
01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:27,826
Charlie.
Charlie.

1013
01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:30,134
Charlie, come on.
Charlie.

1014
01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:33,106
I don't think…

1015
01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:38,704
that I've thanked you, ever,
for what you've done for me.

1016
01:18:43,151 --> 01:18:45,151
Thank you.

1017
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,888
Thank you.

1018
01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:58,795
Wait. Charlie.
Charlie!

1019
01:18:58,867 --> 01:18:59,992
Charlie!

1020
01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:04,803
And don't let them push you around.

1021
01:19:04,873 --> 01:19:07,467
Charlie, come on, please.

1022
01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:09,538
Charlie!

1023
01:19:09,548 --> 01:19:12,004
Charlie.

1024
01:19:12,014 --> 01:19:16,075
Charlie, wait, wait!
Come back!

1025
01:19:16,184 --> 01:19:18,184
Dad!

1026
01:20:20,082 --> 01:20:22,082
Hey, you!

1027
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:33,993
Follow me!

1028
01:20:45,073 --> 01:20:47,073
Shit!

1029
01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:30,542
They searched all night,

1030
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:33,782
but they never did
find Charlie's body.

1031
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,027
One of the cops asked me

1032
01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:49,662
why Charlie jumped back
into the hole.

1033
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:53,398
I told him it was where
Charlie wanted to go.

1034
01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,568
It was where he wanted
to go all along.

1035
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,774
The cop looked at me
like I was crazy

1036
01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:01,534
and stopped asking me questions.

1037
01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:15,220
What I didn't tell them
was that if Charlie hadn't tied me up,

1038
01:22:15,230 --> 01:22:17,950
I probably would've
followed him.

1039
01:24:29,464 --> 01:24:33,658
Want to know how
California got its name?

1040
01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:37,798
It's not named after
some explorer or king.

1041
01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:39,364
Nope.

1042
01:24:39,374 --> 01:24:41,808
Someone made the name up.

1043
01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:43,876
A writer.

1044
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,174
He just pulled it
out of his imagination

1045
01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:50,583
in the 16th century in Spain.

1046
01:24:50,685 --> 01:24:55,180
He made up this place where
there was unlimited gold and pearls,

1047
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:57,624
and beautiful, fierce women who

1048
01:24:57,625 --> 01:25:00,685
wore gold armor and rode wild beasts,

1049
01:25:00,695 --> 01:25:03,245
and he called it “California.”

1050
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,926
It's true.

1051
01:25:07,035 --> 01:25:09,194
It was a bestseller back then.

1052
01:25:09,204 --> 01:25:11,900
Oh, yeah!

1053
01:25:17,879 --> 01:25:21,039
Charlie told me that.

1054
01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:25,299
He said I could look it up
if I didn't believe him.

1055
01:25:26,221 --> 01:25:28,217
But I didn't need to.

1056
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:46,364
Excuse me?

1057
01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:47,769
Beautiful place.

1058
01:25:47,770 --> 01:25:50,037
This is California, huh?

1059
01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:58,076
Yeah.

1060
01:26:09,297 --> 01:26:11,297
Welcome.

1061
09:00:00,000 --> 09:00:01,000
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