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My name is Irwin Fletcher.

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I'm an investigative reporter
for a Los Angeles paper.

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You've probably read my stuff
under the byline of Jane Doe.

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What the hey,
it's better than Irwin.

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The last three weeks,
I've been loitering
around the beach

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trying to pass
for an amiable
minor league junkie.

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I don't nod out or drool,
that's too obvious.

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Act like you don't give a crap
and you fit right in.

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Business has really
picked up, huh?

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I'm still closed.

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What is it,
a Colombian national holiday?

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Yeah.

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So what do you figure, Sam?

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No idea.

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No idea at all?

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Some idea.

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Like when?

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When it comes,
it comes.

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l got some reds.

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You don't mean communists,
do you, Sam?

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Is everything a joke
to you, Fletch?

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Everything, Sam.

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Hey, Gummy!

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Hey, Fletch.
Hey, Sam.

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How's the eye?

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Guess it's okay.
The cops did it.

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They always
beating up on me.

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He doesn't know.

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Son of a bitch !

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That's what he said.

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He doesn't know?

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How come he doesn't know?

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l don't know how come
he doesn't know.
He just doesn't know.

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Son of a bitch !

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l wonder
how he gets the stuff.

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l have no idea.

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Never leaves the beach,
that Sam.

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Never leaves.

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He sits in that chair.
He's out of shit.

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Suddenly he gets up,
he's got shit.

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So where's it coming from?
The sand?

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l think that's
highly unlikely, Crease.

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l ought to get some sleep.

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Crease, how old are you?

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Nineteen.

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You're not taking
very good care of yourself.

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In case you
haven't guessed yet,

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there's been a lot
of drug traffic on the beach.

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And I'm not talking about
Robitussin and No Doz.

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I'm talking about
the hard stuff.

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And a Lot of it.

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I've been trying to find out
who's behind it.

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It hasn't been easy.

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I don't shower much.

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Excuse me.
Yeah.

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l have something
I'd like to discuss
with you.

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What's that?

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We can't talk
about it here.

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Why not?

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Because we can't.

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Are you on a scavenger hunt,
or did l just forget to pay
my dinner check?

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l mean,
I'd be happy to pay it. . .

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l want you
to come to my house
and then we'll talk.

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You got the wrong gal, fella.

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I'll give you $1,000 cash.

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What?

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Just come to my house
and listen to the proposition.

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lf you reject the proposition,
you keep the $1,000,

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and your mouth shut.

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Does this proposition
entail my dressing up
as Little Bo Peep?

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It's nothing
of a sexual nature,
l assure you.

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Yeah, l assure you.

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$1,000 just to listen?

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l don't see
how you can pass
that up, Mr. . .

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Nugent. Ted Nugent.

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Alan Stanwyk.

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Alan, charmed.

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For an extra grand,
I'll let you take me out
to dinner.

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What a coincidence.

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What?

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l came this close
to buying this place.

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Then l found out
Hopalong Cassidy
killed himself here.

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Blew it for me.

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Who?

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Hopalong Cassidy.

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Bow and arrow.
Very weird.

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What? Are you doped up now?

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Don't talk to me
like that, ass face.
l don't work for you, yet.

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Pup 'N' Taco.

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Oh, you've remodeled
the garage.

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Must have cost you hundreds.

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That's a good idea.
l oughta frame mine.

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Will the Pope be in later?

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Here's my proposition.

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I'm all ears.

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l want you to murder me.

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Here,

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on Thursday.

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I'd like you
to shoot me dead.

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And the reason l ask you
to do me this service

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is because I'm already
facing a very long,

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painful and
most certain death.

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You see,
l have bone cancer.

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And l don't know if you know
anything about bone cancer,
Mr. Nugent.

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It's the worst kind
you can get.

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It just eats you up
bit by bit.

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You don't look sick,
Mr. Stanwyk.

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l don't feel sick. Not yet.

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They tell me
it'll start getting bad
in about a month.

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After that,
I'd rather not be
around for it.

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Why don't you try suicide?

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Believe me,
I've thought about it.

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But my company's
taken out a very large
life insurance policy on me.

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Suicide would nullify
my insurance,

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but murder does not.

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Why me?

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You're a drifter,

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pardon the expression,
a junkie.

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Nobody would notice
if you just disappeared.

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You see,
I've been watching you
for a couple of weeks.

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Maybe I'm just on vacation.

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Not with the scum
you hang out with. No.

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No, I've watched
and I've thought.

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It's rather
an elegant little plan.

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l even have your escape
figured out for you.

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Swell.

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Has it ever occurred to you
l might not want
to murder you, Stanwyk?

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I've got $50,000
says you will.

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$50,000.

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And a guarantee
you won't get caught.

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I'm still here.

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l want it done Thursday evening
around 8:00 p.m.

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My wife will be
at her club function,

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and it's the staff's
night off.

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These will be open.

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Wouldn't they normally
be locked?

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Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
The staff usually forget.

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Oh, yeah.
l have the same trouble
with my help.

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I'll be here in the room
waiting for you.

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The safe will be open.

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There will be $50,000 in it.

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You'll be wearing
rubber gloves.

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Do you own rubber gloves?

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l rent them.
l have a lease
with an option to buy.

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Now, in this drawer. . .

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A .357 Magnum.

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My .357. You use it.

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No one can trace it to you.

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Of course the room will be
in some disarray.

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You want it to look
like a burglary attempt?

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You come in and catch me,
I'm stealing your ties
and money?

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We scuffle.

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And the gun gets loose,
and l shoot you
right between the eyes.

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Precisely.

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Are you a good shot?

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Yeah, I'm all right.

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Well, get me
on the first shot,
if you can.

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Do you have a passport?

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l could probably dig one up.

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Good.
Now, after you kill me,

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take the Jaguar.

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The keys will be
in the glove compartment.

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Take it where?
LAX.

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Go to the Pan Am desk.
There will be a ticket
waiting for you.

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Where am l going?

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Rio.

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It departs at 11:00 p.m.

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They serve dinner
on the flight?

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And a movie and free drinks.

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I'd recommend
staying down there
for at least a year.

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So?

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So.

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You've certainly thought
this out.

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I'm not someone
who leaves a great deal
to chance.

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Those will be open?
Now don't worry about that.

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Just take care of the gloves,
the passport and the aim.

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I'll take care
of everything else.

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The gun, the money,
the tickets

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and the dying.

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That's right.

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Looks like you get
the hard part.

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What do you say?

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You'll be doing me
and my family a great service.

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Will you kill me?

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Sure.

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Hey! Good to see you.

187
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Hey, Slouch, how are you?

188
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Hey, check out the Beach Boy!

189
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Larry?
Yo.

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Can l steal you
for a minute?

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Only if you promise
not to return me.
It's a deal.

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Magic today, huh?
Yeah, Kareem's in the wash.

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l need a favor.
Shoot.

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Fletch !

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Did you hear something?
Not me.

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Me neither. Let's see
what we have on a guy

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named Alan Stanwyk
in Beverly Hills.

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l need this right away.

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l take it by
your presence here
that the story's done.

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It's W-Y-K, okay?
I'll be right down.

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Tell me I'm right.
Excuse us.

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You are right, Frank,
but you're very peaked.

203
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,741
You wanna throw up?
Come on in. Vomit. . .

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l want an answer!

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The story's done, right?

206
00:12:31,369 --> 00:12:32,578
Almost.

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00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:34,622
Almost,
is not an answer.

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00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:36,957
"Yes, Frank.
The story's all done."
That's an answer.

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00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,752
And a damn fine answer,
if l do say so my damn self.
Thank you.

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lrwin, professional journalism
time now.
Two points.

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Go back to the beach. . .
Don't say "lrwin."

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. . .and finish the damn story!
Rubber gloves.

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00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:47,760
Hey, Frank, l will.
l swear.

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00:12:47,844 --> 00:12:49,470
Frank, something else
came up. Okay?

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00:12:49,554 --> 00:12:51,722
No. It's not okay.
You've got a deadline
tomorrow.

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00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,098
Did you see the ad
we ran Sunday?

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00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,975
l don't read the paper.
What's the spread
on the game. . .

218
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What's the spread
on the game tonight?
Anybody know?

219
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Lakers by six.
Take a look.

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"Drugs on our beaches,
shame of the city."

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00:13:01,232 --> 00:13:03,275
"Shame of the city."
That's very nice.

222
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,235
Now, try to follow me on this.

223
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,322
You can't run the ad
and then not run the story.

224
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,241
You can't? Why not?

225
00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:13,994
Shit. Really?

226
00:13:15,789 --> 00:13:17,039
Frank, I'm just
putting you on.

227
00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,666
You'll get the story
and be very proud of it.

228
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:21,418
You broke it?
You know the source?

229
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:23,253
Practically.
Well, what's practically?

230
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:25,339
Is it this guy Fat Sam?
You said you had pictures
of him.

231
00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:27,174
l do have pictures
of him dealing.

232
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:28,801
Well, let's go.
We'll run the pictures.

233
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,260
You can't do that, Frank.

234
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,012
Fat Sam isn't the story.

235
00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:33,722
There's a source behind him.

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00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,015
Who?

237
00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,643
Well, there we're in
a kind of a gray area.

238
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:38,894
All right, how gray?

239
00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:40,771
Charcoal.

240
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,901
May l help you with that?

241
00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:48,237
Okay.
A little lighter.
Little lighter.

242
00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:49,989
Okay. Can you go higher?

243
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,365
That's good.
Over to the right.

244
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,325
Higher. Higher. Perfect.

245
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,244
Perfect. Nice and hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:56,662
Okay, that's good.
Thank you.

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00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,497
That it?
Perfect.

248
00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:00,249
Everything's recent.
Well.

249
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,001
Let me see that.
"Alan Stanwyk,

250
00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:04,920
"commercial airline pilot
from Provo, Utah."

251
00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:09,008
"Formerly a test pilot,
member of the Jaycees."

252
00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:10,509
Should we move on?
Yeah.

253
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,512
Married Boyd Aviation.

254
00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:15,014
He's no dummy.
That's big bucks.

255
00:14:15,098 --> 00:14:18,100
"Mr. Stanwyk's parents,
Marvin and Velma, of Provo,

256
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:19,685
"were unable to attend
the wedding."

257
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:23,147
Those are three names l enjoy,
Marvin, Velma and Provo.

258
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,526
Hold it there.
That's good.

259
00:14:28,153 --> 00:14:30,571
Cancer.
"Cancer Society Benefit."

260
00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:33,907
"Internist
Dr. Joseph Dolan."

261
00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:35,826
"With internist
Dr. Joseph Dolan."

262
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,036
l wonder
if that's his doctor.

263
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:39,038
One way to find out.

264
00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:40,706
Yeah. There is one way
to find out.

265
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:43,584
So where do you know
Alan from?

266
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:45,753
We play tennis at the club.

267
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:47,463
Really?

268
00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:49,590
California Racquet Club?
Right.

269
00:14:49,674 --> 00:14:51,633
That's my club, too.
Oh.

270
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,720
l don't remember
seeing you there.

271
00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:58,766
Well, l haven't been playing
for a while because of
these kidney pains.

272
00:14:58,850 --> 00:14:59,850
Right.

273
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,228
Now, how long have you had
these pains, Mr. Barber?

274
00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,688
No, that's Babar.

275
00:15:06,566 --> 00:15:07,649
Two "B's"?

276
00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:10,235
One "B." B-A-B-A-R.

277
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,361
That's two.

278
00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:15,365
Yeah, but not right next
to each other. l thought
that's what you meant.

279
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,911
Arnold Babar.

280
00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:20,913
Isn't there a children's book

281
00:15:20,997 --> 00:15:23,248
about an elephant
named Babar?

282
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,085
l don't know.
l don't have any.

283
00:15:26,169 --> 00:15:27,461
No children?

284
00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:29,421
No elephant books.

285
00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:31,924
Open wide.

286
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,384
Say, "Ah."

287
00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:38,180
You know,
it's an odd name.

288
00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:41,433
l don't recall having seen it
on the club registry.

289
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:45,312
Well, l don't formally belong.
I'm a guest of my aunt's.

290
00:15:45,522 --> 00:15:46,855
Your aunt?

291
00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:48,398
Right. Mrs. Smith.

292
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:49,691
Joan or Margaret?

293
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:50,859
Right.

294
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:52,486
Well, which one?

295
00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:55,030
Margaret.

296
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,450
Funny old bird.
Yeah.

297
00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:00,202
Is she ever.
l could tell you some stories.

298
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:01,537
l bet.

299
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,501
You know,
it's a shame about Ed.

300
00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:10,087
Oh, it was.
That was really a shame.

301
00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:12,005
To go so suddenly like that.

302
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:14,049
He was dying for years.

303
00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:15,592
Sure.

304
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:18,053
But the end was
very, very sudden.

305
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,723
He was in intensive care
for eight weeks.

306
00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:23,600
But l mean the very end,
when he actually died.

307
00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:25,394
That was extremely sudden.

308
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:30,858
You know, Alan and l
were recently speaking
of dying.

309
00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:35,237
He told me Boyd Aviation
took out a large
insurance policy on him.

310
00:16:36,573 --> 00:16:38,198
You've got to be
in some kind of perfect shape

311
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:40,492
to get that sort of a policy,
l bet.

312
00:16:40,994 --> 00:16:43,495
Drop your shorts
and bend over, Mr. Babar.

313
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:46,748
Oh, no, really.
We don't need to. l. . .

314
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,710
We don't want to do that.

315
00:16:50,336 --> 00:16:52,379
You know, my kidneys
feel a lot better
in this position.

316
00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:55,174
Maybe it's just
that I'm not doing
any calisthenics.

317
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,718
You know, if l did sit-ups
in the morning
or bent over like this,

318
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:59,803
I'd probably feel 100%...

319
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,389
Moon river

320
00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:03,515
Phew!

321
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,851
Thank you, Doc.
You ever serve time?

322
00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:06,935
Breathe easy.

323
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,103
Breathe easy.

324
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:12,858
You know, l was surprised
that Alan was able to
get that policy.

325
00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:14,902
l know there's a history
of cancer in the family.

326
00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:16,695
There is?
Yeah.

327
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,530
As a matter of fact. . .

328
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,282
You using
the whole fist, Doc?

329
00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,117
Just relax.

330
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,162
Yeah, l saw Alan
the other day.

331
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:26,496
He was looking
a little peaked.

332
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,373
l don't know.
l think he's lost weight.

333
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,666
Are you sure
he's all right?

334
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,003
l can't discuss
another patient.
You know that.

335
00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:36,590
Well, l don't find anything
wrong with you.

336
00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:39,301
Well. I'm sure it's not
for a lack of looking.

337
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,096
12:00 noon.

338
00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:45,807
I was anxious to get back
to my drug story.

339
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,393
But since Dr. JeIIyfinger
wasn't talking,

340
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:51,521
I just had to find out
a little more about
Stanwyk's health.

341
00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:58,487
May l help you, Dr. . .

342
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:00,030
Oh, it's me,
Dr. Rosenpenis.

343
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:01,073
Doctor who?

344
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:02,282
I'm just here to check
Alan Stanwyk's file.

345
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:03,617
Dr. Rosenrosen.
I'm here to. . .

346
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,410
Could you give
that name again? l. . .

347
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,246
It's Dr. Rosenhite. l. . .

348
00:18:07,372 --> 00:18:08,830
l want to check
the records room.
Doctor who?

349
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,916
Dr. Rosen.
Where's the record room?

350
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,251
Next to Pathology.

351
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,461
Would you do me
a favor and take care
of these things?

352
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:16,838
I'd like to check
Alan Stanwyk's file.

353
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:18,966
What the hell's happening?

354
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,050
Where the hell's
the records room?

355
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,134
Next to Pathology, B1.

356
00:18:21,219 --> 00:18:23,345
l can't hear you. What?
B1.

357
00:18:23,429 --> 00:18:25,889
Could you just collate
these for me? Where did you
say that was?

358
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,849
B1.
B1. Thank you very much.

359
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,017
You can take the elevator.

360
00:18:29,102 --> 00:18:30,435
Thank you very much.

361
00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:08,223
Hey, you. Give me a hand
for a second,
will you, Doctor?

362
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:09,808
Me?

363
00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:11,059
Come on ! Come on !

364
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,233
Yeah.

365
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,489
Have you ever seen
a spleen that large?

366
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:26,950
No, not since breakfast.

367
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:29,202
Here. Hold this.

368
00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:31,330
Listen, I'm not really
prepared for this.

369
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:32,664
l haven't sterilized my hands.

370
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:35,250
You're not gonna
make this guy any sicker.

371
00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:47,971
I'll get it.

372
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,186
l don't feel good.

373
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,856
Boy, you never get used
to the smell, do you?

374
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,282
Oh, Doctor.
Are you all right?

375
00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:10,369
Where am l?

376
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:11,787
You're in the records room.

377
00:20:11,871 --> 00:20:13,038
The records room?

378
00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,164
Oh, I'm fine.

379
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:15,582
Can l get you something?

380
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,126
Do you have
The Beatles' White Album?

381
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,879
Never mind.
Just get me a glass
of hot fat.

382
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:23,173
And bring me the head
of Alfredo Garcia
while you're out there.

383
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,509
Well, Dr. Holmes
went to get you
some smelling salts.

384
00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:27,677
He was quite surprised
that you fainted.

385
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:29,262
He was surprised?

386
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,473
l thought that body
was my dead brother.

387
00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:32,974
Oh !

388
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,811
It's okay.
But that spleen was
a spitting image.

389
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,437
No, l guess I'm fine.

390
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,652
Nurse, I'm hyperventilating.

391
00:20:43,736 --> 00:20:45,570
Would you get me
a paper bag, please?

392
00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:46,863
Yes, right away.

393
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:47,989
Thank you.

394
00:21:36,747 --> 00:21:38,457
Here you are, Doctor.

395
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:39,958
Oh, thank you very much.

396
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,835
Is there anything particular
l can help you with?

397
00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:45,046
No. Yes, there is,
actually. My. . .

398
00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:50,969
One of my associates
was doing a biopsy
on this man.

399
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:52,846
Very recently, they said
he had a melanoma,

400
00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:55,056
or a carcinoma,
some kind of a noma.

401
00:21:55,475 --> 00:21:57,309
l don't know.
There's no record of it here.

402
00:21:58,227 --> 00:21:59,644
Well, if he had one,

403
00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:01,563
it would certainly
be in here.

404
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:04,399
Wait. Here it is.

405
00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:06,401
"A surgical removal
of two moles.

406
00:22:06,486 --> 00:22:07,986
"Tissue was benign."

407
00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:12,616
Benign? There's no mention
of cancer here at all?
That's it?

408
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,950
That's it.

409
00:22:15,912 --> 00:22:17,496
This is one month ago.

410
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,250
In other words, according to
this hospital, Alan Stanwyk
does not have cancer.

411
00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:23,627
l guess not.

412
00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:26,338
He'll be so relieved.

413
00:22:28,716 --> 00:22:30,717
Thank you very much.
My pleasure.

414
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:31,927
Have a nice day.

415
00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:55,534
That sauce?

416
00:22:59,622 --> 00:23:00,789
Have a bite.

417
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,958
Just a minute.
I'm not finished yet.

418
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,292
Sorry, Mr. Underhill.

419
00:23:04,377 --> 00:23:05,585
Does that look
like I'm finished?

420
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,087
l guess not.

421
00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:09,297
Now I'm finished.

422
00:23:09,382 --> 00:23:10,882
Whatever you say,
Mr. Underhill.

423
00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:21,851
l imagine
you're expecting
a nice gratuity, right?

424
00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:25,313
Maybe next time.

425
00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:31,361
Gail Stanwyk?

426
00:23:31,988 --> 00:23:33,405
Yeah.

427
00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:35,282
l haven't seen you
since the wedding.
You look great.

428
00:23:35,366 --> 00:23:37,826
l do?
That's very sweet of you.

429
00:23:39,328 --> 00:23:41,037
You know,
l have to confess
something to you,

430
00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:43,206
l must've been pretty plowed
at your wedding.

431
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,417
l don't have any idea
who you are.

432
00:23:46,252 --> 00:23:47,460
Not my wedding,
your wedding.

433
00:23:47,545 --> 00:23:50,672
Oh, my wedding.
Thank God.

434
00:23:51,632 --> 00:23:54,676
No. Doesn't really help me.
Are you a friend of Alan's?

435
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,845
Why, yes, we used to fly
together. I'm John.

436
00:23:56,929 --> 00:23:58,221
Oh, John.

437
00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:03,351
Oh, together.

438
00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:06,521
No. John who?

439
00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:09,024
John Cocktoastoy.

440
00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,317
It's a beautiful name.

441
00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:11,401
Well, it's Scotch-Rumanian.

442
00:24:11,736 --> 00:24:12,944
That's an odd combination.

443
00:24:13,029 --> 00:24:14,696
Yeah, well,
so were my parents.

444
00:24:15,114 --> 00:24:16,656
Do you mind
if l practice some more?

445
00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:18,366
l have to work
on my ground stroke.

446
00:24:19,035 --> 00:24:20,452
You bet. Go ahead.

447
00:24:27,543 --> 00:24:30,211
Excuse me, se�or
You are a member
of the club?

448
00:24:30,463 --> 00:24:32,505
No, I'm not.
I'm with the Underhills.

449
00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:34,090
They are left, se�or

450
00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:35,634
That's all right.
They'll be back.

451
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:37,135
He went out
for his urinalysis.

452
00:24:37,803 --> 00:24:39,554
Would you like
some drinks, se�or,
while you wait?

453
00:24:39,639 --> 00:24:41,848
l will put it
on the Underhills' bill.

454
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,977
Yes, very good.
I'll have a Bloody Mary,

455
00:24:46,062 --> 00:24:48,813
and a steak sandwich,
and a steak sandwich, please.

456
00:24:48,898 --> 00:24:50,523
Very good, se�or

457
00:24:50,608 --> 00:24:52,192
Oh, hi.

458
00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:55,904
So, how's Alan?

459
00:24:55,988 --> 00:24:57,656
What are you asking me for?

460
00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:59,741
He's been so busy lately,
l hardly see him.

461
00:24:59,825 --> 00:25:01,660
He's been preoccupied.

462
00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:02,744
With what?

463
00:25:02,828 --> 00:25:05,455
l don't know.
Personal stuff.

464
00:25:05,581 --> 00:25:07,749
Whoa! Look, l hit one.

465
00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:10,585
Not bad. You know,
lobs are a very important
part of the game.

466
00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:11,753
Sorry, sir.

467
00:25:13,964 --> 00:25:16,091
Let me show you
a couple of things.

468
00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,718
Here. Stand here for a sec.
Now look.

469
00:25:18,803 --> 00:25:21,971
When the ball comes,
face the ball like this,
you see?

470
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:23,056
Yeah.

471
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,641
And then pivot your body,

472
00:25:25,017 --> 00:25:27,727
and step in like that. Swing.
Step in with your left foot.

473
00:25:27,812 --> 00:25:29,312
Just like this.

474
00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:30,939
Okay?

475
00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:32,732
Go ahead. Try one.

476
00:25:33,109 --> 00:25:35,402
All right. Go ahead.
Get in that ready position.

477
00:25:35,486 --> 00:25:36,486
Yeah.

478
00:25:36,946 --> 00:25:39,322
And the ball's going
to come now. l want you
to pivot. Ready?

479
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:40,865
Yeah.
How many did you
put in the machine?

480
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:42,617
l thought l put a lot.

481
00:25:42,702 --> 00:25:44,119
Well, that's it.
It's finished.

482
00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:46,079
Good. Much better.

483
00:25:47,331 --> 00:25:48,915
You know,
l must be having an off day.

484
00:25:48,999 --> 00:25:50,792
I'm usually
a fabulous player.

485
00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:52,836
Well, l have this effect
on a lot of women.

486
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,462
l bet you do.

487
00:25:55,256 --> 00:25:57,549
You know, the reason
l was asking about Alan is

488
00:25:57,633 --> 00:25:59,551
that l bumped into him
this morning and. . .

489
00:25:59,635 --> 00:26:00,927
You know
what l can't figure out?

490
00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:02,220
Alan's in Utah.

491
00:26:02,304 --> 00:26:06,057
l can't figure out
what l was doing
in Utah this morning.

492
00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:10,437
I'm very flattered,

493
00:26:10,855 --> 00:26:12,272
but I'm also very married.

494
00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:16,234
You are trying to hit on me,
aren't you?

495
00:26:16,318 --> 00:26:17,694
How did you guess?

496
00:26:19,238 --> 00:26:21,906
I'm such a heel.
l don't know
what came over me.

497
00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:24,576
lf l had a nickel
for every one
of Alan's flyboy buddies

498
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,244
who tried to pick me up,

499
00:26:26,328 --> 00:26:27,829
I'd be a rich woman.

500
00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,539
You are a rich woman.

501
00:26:29,957 --> 00:26:31,374
See what l mean?

502
00:26:34,545 --> 00:26:37,839
Who would have thought
the Vice President knew
l was opening the door.

503
00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,424
But the Secret Service,
they. . .

504
00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:40,967
Whack! And this blood, and. . .

505
00:26:43,846 --> 00:26:45,013
Washington.

506
00:26:45,097 --> 00:26:46,514
Sugar, Mr. Poon?

507
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,142
No, never, never.
Thank you.

508
00:26:54,732 --> 00:26:57,275
Well, now,
let me reiterate

509
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,694
that this is not
a formal investigation.

510
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:03,740
That is, if Alan Stanwyk
isn't involved
in any improprieties. . .

511
00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:07,368
Alan Stanwyk is not involved
in any improprieties.

512
00:27:07,453 --> 00:27:11,206
l don't know where the SEC
comes off by even making
such an accusation.

513
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:13,750
Now, you know that,
and l know that

514
00:27:14,794 --> 00:27:16,961
but somebody's bucking
for a promotion.

515
00:27:17,046 --> 00:27:19,589
It's probably
that pederast Hanrahan.
l don't know. . .

516
00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:21,174
All l know is,
if l don't go back
with something

517
00:27:21,258 --> 00:27:23,927
you and your son-in-law
are going to be
the scapegoats of the week.

518
00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:26,304
Unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.

519
00:27:26,889 --> 00:27:29,641
l mean, look at this.
They even want to know
what he's doing in Utah.

520
00:27:29,725 --> 00:27:32,852
Utah? Oh, Jesus H. Christ
on a popsicle stick.

521
00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:34,312
First of all,

522
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:37,732
Alan Stanwyk does not own
one single share of stock!

523
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:43,321
The $3 million for the ranch
in Provo was entirely provided
by my daughter

524
00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:46,533
who converted some
of her personal holdings,
not corporate holdings.

525
00:27:46,617 --> 00:27:48,034
Personal holdings.

526
00:27:49,787 --> 00:27:52,372
So, if any of your DC boys

527
00:27:52,456 --> 00:27:55,291
want to make something out
of that, bring them on.

528
00:27:55,835 --> 00:28:00,255
Otherwise, you tell
your Commission to get
the hell out of my face.

529
00:28:04,093 --> 00:28:05,635
God, l admire you.

530
00:28:10,266 --> 00:28:11,432
Well,

531
00:28:12,017 --> 00:28:13,768
consider this case closed.

532
00:28:15,813 --> 00:28:17,230
Look at this,

533
00:28:17,773 --> 00:28:20,275
it's even stopped bleeding.
Isn't that something?

534
00:28:20,442 --> 00:28:21,609
My pleasure.

535
00:28:21,777 --> 00:28:23,403
Well, thank you and good day.

536
00:28:23,779 --> 00:28:25,196
Oh, by the way. . .

537
00:28:25,281 --> 00:28:26,322
Yeah.

538
00:28:27,074 --> 00:28:29,075
. . .what kind of a name
is Poon?

539
00:28:29,785 --> 00:28:32,245
Comanche Indian. Goodbye.

540
00:28:33,789 --> 00:28:37,041
Oh, Madeline, Frieda lost
the number for Alan's
realtor in Provo, Utah.

541
00:28:37,126 --> 00:28:38,585
Could you get me that
real quick, please?

542
00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:40,211
Jim Swarthout?
Yeah.

543
00:28:43,674 --> 00:28:45,258
I'm sorry,
who are you again?

544
00:28:45,342 --> 00:28:46,718
I'm Frieda's boss.

545
00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:49,387
Who's Frieda?
My secretary.

546
00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:55,560
I knew my junkie pals
were awaiting my good cheer
on the beach

547
00:28:55,644 --> 00:28:58,813
but I needed a second wind,
a beer and a wardrobe change.

548
00:29:02,484 --> 00:29:05,987
As I pulled up to
my palatial imitation
apartment building,

549
00:29:06,071 --> 00:29:10,825
I observed the familiar
red OIdsmobuick of
Mr. Arnold T. Pants, Esquire,

550
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,703
attorney for the former
Mrs. Irwin Fletcher.

551
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:16,372
Time to use
the service entrance.

552
00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:56,120
Refusal to pay alimony is
a jailable offense, Fletch.

553
00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,085
What about trespassing
and loitering?

554
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,545
l am neither loitering
nor trespassing.

555
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:07,048
I've simply chosen
an advisable location

556
00:30:07,132 --> 00:30:09,384
to await my client's
delinquent husband.

557
00:30:09,468 --> 00:30:12,553
Well, l don't like to discuss
business on the lanai.
Let's go inside.

558
00:30:15,724 --> 00:30:18,893
Okay. lf you're wearing
rubbers, leave them outside,
would you?

559
00:30:22,398 --> 00:30:24,065
A little one-on-one?

560
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,569
He draws the foul.

561
00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:34,492
You owe Wendy $918.

562
00:30:34,576 --> 00:30:35,618
She doesn't need it.

563
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,662
She's been living
with somebody for months.
And l know it.

564
00:30:37,746 --> 00:30:39,622
l don't know
what you're referring to.

565
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:41,833
Wendy maintains
her own residence.

566
00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:43,501
This stinks.

567
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:44,961
l empathize
with your plight, Fletch.

568
00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:46,838
However, you threw her out.

569
00:30:47,256 --> 00:30:48,715
She was sleeping
with everybody.

570
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:50,508
You should have proved that
in a court of law.

571
00:30:50,592 --> 00:30:52,176
My lawyer was a bum.

572
00:30:52,928 --> 00:30:54,220
l agree.

573
00:30:54,304 --> 00:30:55,513
l think she slept
with him, too.

574
00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:57,015
You may be right.

575
00:30:58,684 --> 00:31:00,059
Are you serious?

576
00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:01,686
That's history, Fletch.

577
00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:03,813
You owe us $918.

578
00:31:06,483 --> 00:31:07,567
Hey!

579
00:31:08,318 --> 00:31:10,361
l think our problems
may just be solved.

580
00:31:11,363 --> 00:31:12,363
Ed McMahon.

581
00:31:13,198 --> 00:31:15,116
l think l just won
a million bucks.

582
00:31:15,534 --> 00:31:17,952
Yeah. "lrwin M. Fletcher,
you choose."

583
00:31:19,788 --> 00:31:22,206
Oh, boy.
l lost again. Sorry.

584
00:31:22,374 --> 00:31:24,042
This is no joke, Fletch.

585
00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:26,044
lf some kind of payment
isn't made,

586
00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:27,712
I'm gonna have to
contact your paper,

587
00:31:27,796 --> 00:31:29,422
garnish you your wages.

588
00:31:30,174 --> 00:31:32,300
l can't have my wages
garnish-ied.

589
00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:34,469
Tell you what.

590
00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,180
Cash? I'm impressed.

591
00:31:37,264 --> 00:31:38,765
l saw my pimp today.

592
00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:42,060
Open your raincoat.

593
00:31:42,144 --> 00:31:44,520
Come on. Just once.
It's worth it.

594
00:31:45,397 --> 00:31:47,273
That's $1,000.

595
00:31:47,357 --> 00:31:48,900
You apply the difference
to next month, okay?

596
00:31:48,984 --> 00:31:50,610
Now scram.
Till then.

597
00:31:51,195 --> 00:31:53,863
Keep $10 for yourself.
Go out and get yourself
a nice piece of ass.

598
00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:14,509
Ladies and gentlemen, our guest is
the Most Valuable Player

599
00:32:14,593 --> 00:32:17,386
of the National
Basketball Association,
six times.

600
00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:18,721
From the Los Angeles Lakers,

601
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:22,141
the all-time scoring champion
of the NBA,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

602
00:32:22,226 --> 00:32:24,977
And he's coming off a game
that was second to none
in his brilliant career.

603
00:32:25,062 --> 00:32:26,562
You gotta be proud.

604
00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:28,439
Oh, definitely, Chick.
It was a great effort.

605
00:32:28,524 --> 00:32:30,608
But, you know,
I had a Lot of help,

606
00:32:30,692 --> 00:32:31,818
and we're just glad
to be here.

607
00:32:31,902 --> 00:32:33,736
Hey, how about Fletch?

608
00:32:34,238 --> 00:32:37,031
What can I say about Fletch?
He's been fantastic.

609
00:32:37,116 --> 00:32:39,742
He boxes out for us,
gets the tough rebounds

610
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,786
and does the tough things
that we need to win.

611
00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:43,246
It's great
working with him.

612
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:45,039
I don't know
where we'd be without him.

613
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:47,917
And let's take a look
at the play.

614
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:50,378
He is actually 6'5".
With the Afro, 6'9".

615
00:32:50,462 --> 00:32:52,088
Pretty good dribbler.
Comes in deep.

616
00:32:52,172 --> 00:32:54,215
His club is behind
by one point at this stage.

617
00:32:54,299 --> 00:32:56,425
Fletch comes in,
puts the ball
through the legs!

618
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,302
What a great play!
And he puts it up and in!

619
00:32:58,387 --> 00:33:00,179
And the Lakers
have the lead!

620
00:33:00,264 --> 00:33:01,931
Oh, was that some kind
of a play!

621
00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:05,184
You know, this gritty kid
from the streets of Harlem
really creates excitement.

622
00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:08,729
$4 million a year,
that's true. But he earns
every nickel of it.

623
00:33:08,814 --> 00:33:12,233
Look how he shakes off
four or five defenders
with ease.

624
00:33:13,443 --> 00:33:17,238
Fletch, he truly defines
grace under pressure.

625
00:33:21,243 --> 00:33:22,493
Lar, it's me.

626
00:33:22,703 --> 00:33:24,245
Listen, see if you've got
anything on Stanwyk

627
00:33:24,329 --> 00:33:26,080
from the time
he used to live in Utah.

628
00:33:26,165 --> 00:33:28,583
Yeah. And also check out
a realtor in Provo.

629
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:29,917
His name is Swarthout.

630
00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,300
Shit!

631
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:49,687
What's going on?

632
00:33:49,771 --> 00:33:51,564
Take off, Fletch ! Hey!

633
00:33:51,648 --> 00:33:53,107
What are you doing?

634
00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:54,901
They're after Gummy again.
Come here.

635
00:33:54,985 --> 00:33:58,112
Hey, slow down.
Fletch, this is dumb.

636
00:34:04,161 --> 00:34:05,203
Come on, man !

637
00:34:05,287 --> 00:34:07,580
Hey, what are you doing, man?
He's defenseless.

638
00:34:07,664 --> 00:34:09,415
No, no, no!
Don't do that!

639
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,959
Get up!
What are you doing?

640
00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:14,503
Fletch !

641
00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:20,676
Let me out of here!

642
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:30,353
Beat it, cop!

643
00:34:31,647 --> 00:34:33,648
Hey, you're really nuts.

644
00:34:34,691 --> 00:34:35,816
You okay?

645
00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,944
Yeah. l feel like $100.

646
00:34:39,238 --> 00:34:40,738
They didn't do anything.

647
00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:42,490
What? What are you
talking about?

648
00:34:42,574 --> 00:34:44,158
l busted their window,
and they didn't do anything.

649
00:34:44,243 --> 00:34:45,993
You're lucky or something.

650
00:34:46,078 --> 00:34:48,246
It's not luck.
They didn't want me.

651
00:34:50,374 --> 00:34:51,791
They wanted Gummy.

652
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,670
The cops and Gummy. . .

653
00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:08,015
Come on, Frank.
Relax, will you? l need
a little more time.

654
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,100
l could be on
to something here.

655
00:35:09,184 --> 00:35:10,268
You're on to something?

656
00:35:10,352 --> 00:35:11,644
Yeah.
Good. What?

657
00:35:11,853 --> 00:35:13,688
l don't want to spoil
your surprise.

658
00:35:13,939 --> 00:35:15,064
Read about it tomorrow.

659
00:35:16,608 --> 00:35:18,234
What? What do you want?

660
00:35:18,568 --> 00:35:20,194
Don't point. Speak!

661
00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:22,363
l need Fletch for a second.

662
00:35:22,447 --> 00:35:23,447
She needs me.

663
00:35:23,532 --> 00:35:25,241
l got nothing on Utah
or Jim Swarthout.

664
00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:28,286
l know, honey. We have to
put this on the back burner
right now.

665
00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:30,496
Right here. That's good.

666
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:33,457
You wanna give me
just a little hint?

667
00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:35,209
All right, Frank.

668
00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:37,795
There just may be some cops
involved in all of this.

669
00:35:37,879 --> 00:35:39,463
Did you say cops?
Yeah.

670
00:35:39,548 --> 00:35:40,881
'Cause that's the one thing
l did find.

671
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:42,967
It's from last month,
so it was in
the unsorted pile.

672
00:35:43,051 --> 00:35:44,302
What's this?
More cops.

673
00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:47,013
Frank, l need to go to Utah.

674
00:35:47,097 --> 00:35:48,097
Utah?

675
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:49,432
Yeah, Utah.

676
00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:51,767
It's wedged in between
Wyoming and Nevada.
You've seen pictures.

677
00:35:51,852 --> 00:35:53,144
What about finding
the source?

678
00:35:53,228 --> 00:35:54,729
l have some ideas.

679
00:35:55,981 --> 00:35:57,773
Come on, Frank.
Say "yes."

680
00:35:57,858 --> 00:35:59,400
I'll buy you
some new deodorant.

681
00:36:00,569 --> 00:36:02,737
Go to Transportation.
Get a ticket.

682
00:36:02,946 --> 00:36:04,739
My hero.
Nothing to it.

683
00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,169
You're not
recording this, are you?

684
00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,754
No. Never. Never.

685
00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:33,100
Question.

686
00:36:35,854 --> 00:36:37,938
Why does a man
ask me to kill him

687
00:36:38,690 --> 00:36:40,983
and lie about dying
when he isn't dying?

688
00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:42,401
He asked me to kill him.

689
00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:48,199
Question.
Gail Stanwyk converts
$3 million of her stocks

690
00:36:48,617 --> 00:36:49,742
to buy the ranch house.

691
00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:51,118
Why pay in cash?

692
00:37:21,483 --> 00:37:23,025
Mr. Jim Swarthout?

693
00:37:23,568 --> 00:37:24,902
My name is Igor Stravinsky.

694
00:37:24,986 --> 00:37:27,571
And I'm calling about
some ranch property
I'd like to buy.

695
00:37:27,656 --> 00:37:30,408
Good, Mr. Stravinsky,
what did you have in mind?

696
00:37:31,535 --> 00:37:32,910
Mmm-hmm.

697
00:37:33,495 --> 00:37:35,413
Oh, are you a friend
of Alan's?

698
00:37:35,497 --> 00:37:37,081
Well, no, not exactly.
l was at the club,

699
00:37:37,165 --> 00:37:39,834
and l overheard some people
talking about the property
you sold him.

700
00:37:39,918 --> 00:37:42,628
And $3 million sounded
like a good price to me.

701
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,174
Oh, is that right?

702
00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:50,594
Oh, well, in that case,
l have been very misinformed.

703
00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:52,847
Excuse you? Yes.

704
00:37:52,931 --> 00:37:55,808
Well, listen.
Say, I'd like to come out
and see you anyway.

705
00:37:55,892 --> 00:37:56,892
Is that all right?

706
00:37:57,185 --> 00:37:58,436
What's good for you?

707
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,022
Well, I'm about to close up
shop and go out
for the evening.

708
00:38:02,691 --> 00:38:04,275
How about first thing
in the morning?

709
00:38:04,359 --> 00:38:07,069
First thing in the morning.
Tomorrow. Bye.

710
00:38:43,315 --> 00:38:45,900
Hello. Anybody home?

711
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:51,697
Hey there, fella,
what's your name?
Fluff? Fifi?

712
00:38:52,908 --> 00:38:54,074
All right.

713
00:38:55,285 --> 00:38:56,368
Bad dog.

714
00:40:20,495 --> 00:40:21,579
Sit.

715
00:40:51,526 --> 00:40:52,568
Stay.

716
00:40:59,909 --> 00:41:01,285
Watch your dogs.

717
00:41:03,705 --> 00:41:05,706
Boy, oh, shut it.

718
00:41:23,725 --> 00:41:25,643
Come on. Smile.
Say, "Flesh."

719
00:41:29,689 --> 00:41:31,398
Look, defenseless babies.

720
00:41:36,738 --> 00:41:38,405
Fell for the oldest trick
in the book.

721
00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,471
Strangers in the night

722
00:42:02,889 --> 00:42:04,515
Exchanging clothing

723
00:42:05,183 --> 00:42:07,601
Strangers in my pants

724
00:42:10,105 --> 00:42:11,563
Surprise!

725
00:42:11,648 --> 00:42:13,399
What the hell's. . .
Move!

726
00:42:13,566 --> 00:42:15,025
Police. Spread 'em !

727
00:42:16,152 --> 00:42:17,152
Got a gun, creep?

728
00:42:17,237 --> 00:42:18,946
Shamu's got one.
Borrow his.

729
00:42:20,115 --> 00:42:21,865
What have we here?
That's my dick.

730
00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,450
Oh, funny boy.

731
00:42:23,993 --> 00:42:25,411
What have we here?

732
00:42:25,912 --> 00:42:27,579
Looks like heroin, Gene.

733
00:42:27,664 --> 00:42:29,665
Hey. You just planted that.

734
00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:31,083
What'd you say?

735
00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,710
You fellows wanna
read me my rights?

736
00:42:32,794 --> 00:42:33,794
You have the right
to remain silent.

737
00:42:33,878 --> 00:42:34,962
Okay.

738
00:42:35,088 --> 00:42:37,089
You have the right
to have your face kicked in
by me.

739
00:42:37,173 --> 00:42:38,215
Nice.

740
00:42:38,299 --> 00:42:41,093
You have the right
to have your balls stomped
by him.

741
00:42:41,177 --> 00:42:42,302
I'll waive my rights.

742
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:53,731
All right, Gramps,
move it along.

743
00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:55,274
What's the booking,
gentlemen?

744
00:42:55,358 --> 00:42:58,068
Possession of narcotics.
And the chief wants
to talk to him.

745
00:42:58,153 --> 00:43:01,155
Oh, yeah?
You'll like Chief Karlin.
He's a nice man.

746
00:43:02,157 --> 00:43:04,742
Yeah, l hear he's mellowed out
a lot since he came out
of the closet.

747
00:43:04,826 --> 00:43:07,077
You better take his picture
while he still has a face.

748
00:43:07,162 --> 00:43:09,204
That hurts.
You've been hurting me.

749
00:43:10,999 --> 00:43:12,416
Give him a buzz.

750
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,751
Come in.

751
00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:16,170
Here he is, Chief.

752
00:43:19,007 --> 00:43:21,341
Easy, fellas.
I'll be with you in a moment.

753
00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:38,650
You decorate this place
yourself, or did
Mrs. Chief of Police help out?

754
00:43:40,695 --> 00:43:43,113
So, what's your name?

755
00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:44,865
Fletch.

756
00:43:44,949 --> 00:43:46,116
Full name.

757
00:43:46,201 --> 00:43:47,951
Fletch. F. Fletch.

758
00:43:48,953 --> 00:43:50,537
l see.

759
00:43:50,622 --> 00:43:52,956
And what do you do
for a living, Mr. Fletch?

760
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:54,333
I'm a shepherd.

761
00:43:55,710 --> 00:43:58,921
Officers, could you excuse us
for a few moments?

762
00:44:00,548 --> 00:44:04,051
Yeah. Why don't you guys
go down to the gym
and pump each other?

763
00:44:07,096 --> 00:44:09,264
Why are you doing this,
Mr. Fletch?

764
00:44:10,099 --> 00:44:11,308
l like men.

765
00:44:11,643 --> 00:44:13,352
l like to be manhandled.

766
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:16,355
l like you.

767
00:44:17,941 --> 00:44:20,651
For a gentleman
who was just found holding
a bagful of heroin. . .

768
00:44:20,735 --> 00:44:21,819
That was planted on me.

769
00:44:21,903 --> 00:44:24,321
We're looking at
five years here, maybe 10.

770
00:44:24,405 --> 00:44:26,657
Now, is that what you want,
Jane Doe?

771
00:44:27,909 --> 00:44:29,701
Your editor phoned me

772
00:44:29,786 --> 00:44:32,287
to respond to allegations
you're about to print

773
00:44:32,372 --> 00:44:35,207
concerning police involvement
in narcotics dealings.

774
00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,500
Uh-uh.

775
00:44:36,668 --> 00:44:39,044
I'm about to bust
that beach wide open.

776
00:44:39,337 --> 00:44:41,588
And l don't need
some penny ante
Woodward and Bernstein

777
00:44:41,673 --> 00:44:44,174
to come along
and get in the way of my men.

778
00:44:44,425 --> 00:44:46,009
Well, your men may just be
involved in all of this.

779
00:44:46,094 --> 00:44:48,345
l would think
that might interest you.

780
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:49,680
Idiot!

781
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:54,518
All right.
Strictly off the record, okay?

782
00:44:54,602 --> 00:44:55,769
Yeah, okay.

783
00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:59,106
l got that beach crawling
with undercover cops.

784
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,691
But if you come along
nosing around,

785
00:45:00,775 --> 00:45:03,360
you're gonna make
the bad guys there
more cautious.

786
00:45:03,444 --> 00:45:04,945
Makes my job harder.

787
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:08,490
And listen, if you print
your story this week,

788
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:11,618
it might get some
of my men killed.

789
00:45:12,328 --> 00:45:14,246
And l can't have that,
Mr. Fletch.

790
00:45:15,290 --> 00:45:16,582
You understand?

791
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:17,791
Yeah.

792
00:45:17,876 --> 00:45:19,126
l understand.

793
00:45:21,504 --> 00:45:23,297
Well, l got a deadline.

794
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:26,091
So the name's Karlin
with a "K," right?

795
00:45:26,175 --> 00:45:27,759
Dipshit!

796
00:45:29,178 --> 00:45:30,721
You go back
to that goddamn beach,

797
00:45:30,805 --> 00:45:32,472
and you won't live
to regret it!

798
00:45:32,807 --> 00:45:33,932
All right?

799
00:45:35,518 --> 00:45:36,977
Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda.

800
00:45:37,061 --> 00:45:38,061
Yeah.

801
00:45:38,146 --> 00:45:39,187
l hate Tommy Lasorda.

802
00:45:47,238 --> 00:45:48,363
Hey!

803
00:45:51,075 --> 00:45:52,826
It's all right.
I'll take care of it now.

804
00:45:53,161 --> 00:45:55,579
Swing low, sweet chariot

805
00:45:55,663 --> 00:45:57,664
I'll handle it from here.

806
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:01,668
Coming for to carry me home

807
00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:03,837
Can't keep me here, Chief.

808
00:46:03,922 --> 00:46:06,048
Maybe I'm not gonna
keep you in here.

809
00:46:06,382 --> 00:46:08,675
Maybe I'm gonna blow
your brains out.

810
00:46:11,095 --> 00:46:12,429
Well, now, I'm no lawyer

811
00:46:12,513 --> 00:46:14,306
but l do believe that's
a violation of my rights.

812
00:46:15,183 --> 00:46:18,268
After l shoot you,
l stick myself in the arm
with this knife

813
00:46:18,353 --> 00:46:20,354
then I'll place the knife
in your dead hand.

814
00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:21,939
Self-defense.

815
00:46:22,857 --> 00:46:26,485
We don't do it much anymore,
but back in the old days. . .

816
00:46:29,113 --> 00:46:30,322
You're serious.

817
00:46:30,406 --> 00:46:31,698
Ask anybody.

818
00:46:33,826 --> 00:46:35,410
Can l ask anybody now?

819
00:46:36,245 --> 00:46:38,830
How about, can l call my mom,
tell her how much l love her?

820
00:46:38,915 --> 00:46:40,415
l guess not.

821
00:46:52,387 --> 00:46:55,263
I'm a newspaper reporter.
You don't just blow away
newspaper reporters.

822
00:46:55,348 --> 00:46:57,057
It's kind of stupid,
isn't it?

823
00:46:57,183 --> 00:46:58,892
What'll it be, Fletch?

824
00:47:04,899 --> 00:47:08,276
Hey, l hate the beach
anyway, man.

825
00:47:08,361 --> 00:47:10,070
This isn't even my story.

826
00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:15,450
I've got a deadline
on my series on that off-track
betting in the Himalayas.

827
00:47:15,535 --> 00:47:18,412
Smaller story, but l know
you've been following it.

828
00:47:20,498 --> 00:47:23,667
l can tell
you have things
under control down there.

829
00:47:23,793 --> 00:47:25,210
Your beach.

830
00:47:33,052 --> 00:47:34,886
Come on out. Come on.

831
00:47:35,096 --> 00:47:36,179
May l? Thank you.

832
00:47:36,264 --> 00:47:38,348
How could you call him?
What's the matter with you?

833
00:47:38,433 --> 00:47:39,683
Fletch, I'm sorry.

834
00:47:39,767 --> 00:47:41,685
Do you have any idea
know how close to death
l came?

835
00:47:41,769 --> 00:47:43,228
Yeah, it's awful.

836
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,856
l mean, the guy had me
alone in a cell

837
00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:48,025
with a gun at my head
and a knife in his hand !

838
00:47:48,109 --> 00:47:50,152
He threatened
to kill me, Frank.

839
00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:52,195
Jesus, that's a shame.

840
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:54,156
He would've blown me away.

841
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,449
Unbelievable.

842
00:48:00,997 --> 00:48:02,873
You don't believe me,
do you?

843
00:48:02,957 --> 00:48:04,082
Nope.

844
00:48:05,043 --> 00:48:06,209
He thinks l made it up.

845
00:48:06,294 --> 00:48:07,294
Unbelievable.

846
00:48:07,378 --> 00:48:09,838
Fletch, l need an article
from you by tomorrow.

847
00:48:09,964 --> 00:48:11,590
You believe me,
don't you?
Yes, l do.

848
00:48:11,674 --> 00:48:14,551
l don't want any of these
unsubstantiated charges
about dope-dealing cops

849
00:48:14,635 --> 00:48:19,056
or any of your horseshit
paranoid fantasies
about homicidal police chiefs.

850
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:21,224
Give me something
l can print!

851
00:48:22,977 --> 00:48:24,102
Print this.

852
00:48:26,981 --> 00:48:28,148
Me, too.

853
00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:31,359
Hey, watch it.
You're on thin ice, Larry.

854
00:48:39,994 --> 00:48:42,287
The time had come
to hang out at Boyd Aviation

855
00:48:42,371 --> 00:48:43,413
to meet some of the guys

856
00:48:43,498 --> 00:48:46,416
and to find out what
Stanwyk was doing
with that plane.

857
00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:47,834
I splurged.

858
00:48:48,169 --> 00:48:50,962
I invested 49 cents
in a set of novelty teeth.

859
00:49:01,349 --> 00:49:02,474
Hey!

860
00:49:03,559 --> 00:49:04,643
You the guy from Ajax?

861
00:49:04,727 --> 00:49:05,894
Yeah, you bet.

862
00:49:06,604 --> 00:49:07,646
All right.

863
00:49:07,730 --> 00:49:09,022
l thought you were bringing
the eighth.

864
00:49:09,107 --> 00:49:11,274
Yeah. They're on their way.
I'm the supervisor.

865
00:49:11,359 --> 00:49:13,068
l don't carry the stuff.

866
00:49:13,694 --> 00:49:15,403
Who's bringing them,
Freddie?

867
00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:16,738
Yeah. Freddie.

868
00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:20,367
You were supposed
to have been here
over an hour ago, boy.

869
00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:22,953
Well, traffic was murder.

870
00:49:23,037 --> 00:49:26,748
You know, one of those
manure spreaders
jackknifed on the Santa Ana.

871
00:49:26,999 --> 00:49:28,291
God awful mess.

872
00:49:29,085 --> 00:49:30,794
You should see my shoes.

873
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,717
Stanwyk's baby, huh?

874
00:49:37,802 --> 00:49:38,885
Yeah.

875
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,720
Uh-huh.

876
00:49:46,894 --> 00:49:48,228
Looks well-used.

877
00:49:48,312 --> 00:49:50,147
He's back and forth
to Utah every weekend.

878
00:49:50,231 --> 00:49:51,481
Oh, is that right?

879
00:49:52,275 --> 00:49:53,817
What is he, a Mormon?

880
00:49:56,737 --> 00:50:00,323
l don't think he's doing
a whole lot of singing
with the Tabernacle Choir.

881
00:50:01,534 --> 00:50:03,910
These executives,
they live high.
Know what l mean?

882
00:50:03,995 --> 00:50:05,245
l sure do.

883
00:50:14,338 --> 00:50:17,174
That's a terrific wing.
l love this shape.

884
00:50:20,052 --> 00:50:21,720
Hey, do us a favor, pal.

885
00:50:21,804 --> 00:50:23,597
Name's Liddy.
Gordon Liddy.

886
00:50:24,348 --> 00:50:27,017
Gord, take a look at
the seventh Fetzer valve,
will you?

887
00:50:27,101 --> 00:50:28,935
l think it's been sticking.

888
00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:31,605
Probably the humidity.

889
00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,065
That's funny.

890
00:50:34,150 --> 00:50:37,611
No, what l think
it is myself
is the bypass line.

891
00:50:38,779 --> 00:50:40,280
It could be
the bypass line. Yeah.

892
00:50:40,364 --> 00:50:41,781
Maybe l should take
a look at it.

893
00:50:47,413 --> 00:50:48,538
Gordo?

894
00:50:49,457 --> 00:50:50,624
Back here?

895
00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:54,127
Don't tell me
my business, boy!

896
00:50:54,754 --> 00:50:56,463
Just checking the luggage.

897
00:50:57,256 --> 00:50:58,423
Somebody ought to
clean these windows.

898
00:50:58,507 --> 00:51:02,135
There's a tremendous build-up
of gook all over them.
Look at that.

899
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,555
You use a lot of fuel
to go to Utah?

900
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,390
That's what l always
ask him.

901
00:51:08,059 --> 00:51:10,185
Burns enough
to go to South America
and back.

902
00:51:10,269 --> 00:51:11,895
South America and back.

903
00:51:14,065 --> 00:51:15,607
Is that right?
Yeah.

904
00:51:15,691 --> 00:51:17,734
But l always
kid him about it.
l say,

905
00:51:17,818 --> 00:51:21,947
"What are you doing up there?
You doing some stunt flying
or something?"

906
00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:24,157
What's he say?

907
00:51:24,242 --> 00:51:26,117
Well, you know,
he don't say nothing.

908
00:51:26,202 --> 00:51:27,702
He just gives me that look.

909
00:51:27,787 --> 00:51:29,579
You know,
he's got that look.

910
00:51:29,664 --> 00:51:32,123
Yeah, he don't say nothing.
He just gives him that look.

911
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:33,959
Well, sure.
He's the boss.

912
00:51:34,293 --> 00:51:37,504
Here, let me take a crack
at this Fetzer here.

913
00:51:40,174 --> 00:51:41,633
Gord.

914
00:51:41,717 --> 00:51:45,387
Yeah, l know where it is.
I'm just getting
a bird's-eye view here and. . .

915
00:51:47,390 --> 00:51:50,141
What do you think?
It's the bypass line, right?

916
00:51:50,434 --> 00:51:51,768
l think
it's the bypass line.
Yeah.

917
00:51:51,852 --> 00:51:53,144
l told you.

918
00:51:53,896 --> 00:51:56,064
I'm gonna need some pliers

919
00:51:56,607 --> 00:51:58,692
and a set of 30-weight
ball bearings.

920
00:51:58,776 --> 00:51:59,776
What?

921
00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:00,986
Yeah.

922
00:52:01,529 --> 00:52:03,530
Tell you what.
l gotta go to my truck.

923
00:52:03,614 --> 00:52:05,115
lf Fred gets here
before I'm back,

924
00:52:05,199 --> 00:52:06,574
you can tell him
to start without me.

925
00:52:06,659 --> 00:52:09,077
What the hell do you need
ball bearings for?

926
00:52:09,161 --> 00:52:10,912
Oh, come on, guys.

927
00:52:11,372 --> 00:52:13,790
It's so simple.
Maybe you need
a refresher course.

928
00:52:13,874 --> 00:52:16,876
Hey, it's all ball bearings
nowadays.

929
00:52:20,256 --> 00:52:21,673
Now, you prepare
that Fetzer valve

930
00:52:21,757 --> 00:52:24,175
with some 3-in-one oil
and some gauze pads.

931
00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,095
And I'm gonna need
about 10 quarts of antifreeze,

932
00:52:27,179 --> 00:52:28,638
preferably Prestone.

933
00:52:29,515 --> 00:52:32,475
No, make that Quaker State.

934
00:52:33,602 --> 00:52:36,062
And wash those windows.
They've got filth
and muck on them.

935
00:52:37,898 --> 00:52:39,649
Oh, hi.
Where's Mrs. Stanwyk?

936
00:52:39,734 --> 00:52:41,109
In her caba�a, se�or

937
00:52:41,193 --> 00:52:43,445
Oh, yeah. I'm supposed
to meet her in the caba�a 6,
right?

938
00:52:43,529 --> 00:52:44,988
Caba�a 1.
One. Right.

939
00:52:45,072 --> 00:52:46,531
You would like something
to eat or drink, se�or?

940
00:52:46,615 --> 00:52:47,866
Actually, l would.

941
00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:49,200
Charge it
to the Underhills, se�or?

942
00:52:49,285 --> 00:52:51,286
Yeah. That's right.

943
00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,495
Do you have any caviar?

944
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,081
S�, se�or Beluga.
But it is $80 a portion.

945
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,001
Well, l better just take
two portions of that.

946
00:52:58,085 --> 00:52:59,502
How's the Lobster Thermidor?

947
00:52:59,587 --> 00:53:00,670
l recommend it, se�or

948
00:53:00,755 --> 00:53:01,880
Good. That'll be fine.

949
00:53:01,964 --> 00:53:04,507
Bring two bottles of
Dom Perignon to Cabana 1.

950
00:53:04,592 --> 00:53:05,633
Very good, se�or

951
00:53:05,718 --> 00:53:07,469
And put down $30
for yourself, huh?

952
00:53:08,637 --> 00:53:10,638
This is the nicest place.

953
00:53:19,899 --> 00:53:21,191
Who is it?

954
00:53:21,275 --> 00:53:22,525
It's John.

955
00:53:23,235 --> 00:53:24,694
John who?

956
00:53:24,904 --> 00:53:27,739
It's John. John Levin. . .
l don't remember.

957
00:53:27,823 --> 00:53:29,115
John Cocktoastin?

958
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,241
Yeah.

959
00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:35,288
Hi.

960
00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:38,875
l was hoping
you'd say that.

961
00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:42,045
l just got out of the shower.

962
00:53:42,129 --> 00:53:44,714
Yeah. Can l borrow your towel
for a sec?

963
00:53:44,799 --> 00:53:46,633
My car just hit
a water buffalo.

964
00:53:47,968 --> 00:53:49,677
Nice place you have here.

965
00:53:50,930 --> 00:53:54,015
I'm surprised to see you.
What are you doing here?

966
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,975
l ordered some lunch.

967
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,227
You ordered it here?

968
00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:59,896
Well, l knew this is where
my mouth would be.

969
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,566
l really should change.

970
00:54:03,651 --> 00:54:06,778
No, l think you should stay
the same wonderful person
you are today.

971
00:54:06,862 --> 00:54:08,446
l mean put clothes on.

972
00:54:08,531 --> 00:54:11,116
No, really,
make yourself comfortable.

973
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,992
Are you always
this forward?

974
00:54:13,077 --> 00:54:14,953
Only with wet,
married women.

975
00:54:17,331 --> 00:54:18,998
Your turn at the door!

976
00:54:25,381 --> 00:54:27,924
Okay.
Very good, gentlemen.
Come right in.

977
00:54:28,426 --> 00:54:30,009
There you go.
Right in this way.

978
00:54:32,012 --> 00:54:35,265
Right in here.
That's good.
That's very nice.

979
00:54:36,016 --> 00:54:37,225
Want l set up?

980
00:54:37,309 --> 00:54:38,977
No, thank you.
I'll take care of it.

981
00:54:39,061 --> 00:54:40,520
Give each other $20, okay?

982
00:54:40,604 --> 00:54:42,105
Put it on Underhill.

983
00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:50,029
Oh, this is beautiful.

984
00:54:50,823 --> 00:54:52,532
There we have it.

985
00:54:54,410 --> 00:54:56,202
All this goes
on the Underhills' bill?

986
00:54:56,287 --> 00:54:58,538
Yeah, well, l saved his life
during the war.

987
00:54:58,622 --> 00:55:00,123
You were in the war?

988
00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:01,416
No, he was.
l got him out.

989
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:07,130
Wow, l can't believe
I'm doing this.
This is great.

990
00:55:07,673 --> 00:55:09,215
Let's eat.
Let's eat.

991
00:55:10,342 --> 00:55:12,427
Your bill, se�or
Oh, thank you.

992
00:55:13,554 --> 00:55:15,472
$400 for lunch?

993
00:55:15,556 --> 00:55:16,556
Your guest, se�or

994
00:55:16,682 --> 00:55:19,476
What guest?
We didn't have any guests
here today.

995
00:55:19,935 --> 00:55:21,352
Two bottles of Dom Perignon?

996
00:55:21,437 --> 00:55:22,979
$100 a pop!

997
00:55:23,063 --> 00:55:24,731
Jesus H. Christ!
Where is he?

998
00:55:24,815 --> 00:55:26,065
He is with Ms. Stanwyk.

999
00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:27,984
Where's she?
Caba�a 1.

1000
00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:29,861
Do you mind if l ask you
a question?

1001
00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:31,029
Depends on the question.

1002
00:55:31,113 --> 00:55:32,197
Want some more champagne?

1003
00:55:32,281 --> 00:55:33,323
Yes.

1004
00:55:33,407 --> 00:55:34,616
Are you still in love
with Alan?

1005
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:35,867
No.

1006
00:55:36,494 --> 00:55:38,328
l mean, no,
you can't ask me
that question.

1007
00:55:38,579 --> 00:55:39,829
Ask me another one.

1008
00:55:40,372 --> 00:55:42,040
Why'd you let me in?

1009
00:55:43,751 --> 00:55:45,251
Because I'm bored.

1010
00:55:46,504 --> 00:55:49,172
lf you're so bored,
why didn't you go to
Utah with Alan?

1011
00:55:49,256 --> 00:55:51,716
Well, Utah's not exactly
a cure for boredom.

1012
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,093
That's a good point.

1013
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:57,013
l mean,
I've never even been there.
l shouldn't say that.

1014
00:55:57,097 --> 00:55:58,681
What about his parents?
They live there.

1015
00:55:58,766 --> 00:56:01,476
He hasn't seen them for years
so I've never met them.

1016
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,019
They don't get along well?

1017
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:06,940
Mrs. Stanwyk.

1018
00:56:07,024 --> 00:56:08,233
Yes?

1019
00:56:08,442 --> 00:56:11,486
I'm sorry to disturb you.
It's Ted Underhill here.

1020
00:56:12,821 --> 00:56:15,823
Thanks for a great time.
l gotta get out of here.

1021
00:56:16,116 --> 00:56:18,076
Wait a minute.
What is this?

1022
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,994
Someone of your acquaintance

1023
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:22,413
has charged a $400 lunch
to my account.

1024
00:56:22,498 --> 00:56:24,457
John, you don't know
the Underhills?

1025
00:56:24,542 --> 00:56:27,669
I'd appreciate the opportunity
of discussing this matter
with you.

1026
00:56:27,753 --> 00:56:29,420
I'm just out of the shower.

1027
00:56:29,505 --> 00:56:31,548
Can you wait a minute?
l just have to wee-wee.

1028
00:56:31,632 --> 00:56:33,216
Yes, of course.

1029
00:56:35,511 --> 00:56:36,970
Why did you do it?

1030
00:56:37,054 --> 00:56:39,097
Well, l don't think
it would be fair for you
to pay the bill.

1031
00:56:39,181 --> 00:56:41,140
A $400 lunch tab?

1032
00:56:41,225 --> 00:56:43,560
That's what l mean.
It's outrageous, isn't it?
It's way over the line.

1033
00:56:43,644 --> 00:56:44,811
I'll cover it.

1034
00:56:45,145 --> 00:56:46,396
Wait, you can't go out
looking that.

1035
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,356
He might spot you.
Hold on.

1036
00:56:48,649 --> 00:56:50,692
You look like
you're the same size as Alan.

1037
00:56:51,443 --> 00:56:52,443
Put this on.

1038
00:56:52,528 --> 00:56:54,571
Nice suit.
Just return it.

1039
00:56:57,658 --> 00:56:59,325
Any other surprises?

1040
00:56:59,910 --> 00:57:01,077
Yeah.

1041
00:57:01,453 --> 00:57:04,038
My name is not
John Cocktoastin.

1042
00:57:05,499 --> 00:57:07,417
And l wasn't at your wedding.

1043
00:57:08,168 --> 00:57:09,210
Who are you?

1044
00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:10,545
I'm lrwin Fletcher.

1045
00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:14,007
And l write a newspaper column
under the name of Jane Doe.

1046
00:57:14,091 --> 00:57:15,383
And it's not
the food section, Gail.

1047
00:57:15,467 --> 00:57:16,426
So?

1048
00:57:16,510 --> 00:57:17,969
So. . .

1049
00:57:20,556 --> 00:57:22,682
Your husband hired me
to kill him.

1050
00:57:24,435 --> 00:57:25,810
Mrs. Stanwyk!

1051
00:57:27,021 --> 00:57:28,855
Mrs. Stanwyk!
In a minute!

1052
00:57:30,566 --> 00:57:33,192
Enough surprises.
What the hell
are you talking about?

1053
00:57:33,277 --> 00:57:34,485
Sit down.

1054
00:57:37,197 --> 00:57:40,408
Your husband told me
he was dying of cancer.
Is that true?

1055
00:57:40,909 --> 00:57:42,285
No. It's not true.

1056
00:57:43,162 --> 00:57:45,788
That ranch property
you thought you were
buying in Utah?

1057
00:57:46,248 --> 00:57:47,248
Not true.

1058
00:57:48,876 --> 00:57:50,376
He's a bad guy, Gail.

1059
00:57:50,794 --> 00:57:53,129
He's involved in something
very big and very bad.

1060
00:57:53,213 --> 00:57:54,881
Do you know a guy
named Jim Swarthout?

1061
00:57:54,965 --> 00:57:57,342
Yeah.
Swarthout's the man
who sold us the ranch.

1062
00:57:57,426 --> 00:57:58,718
Wrong.

1063
00:57:58,886 --> 00:58:01,429
He sold you $3,000
worth of scrub brush.

1064
00:58:01,847 --> 00:58:03,348
No. l saw the deed.

1065
00:58:03,432 --> 00:58:04,849
You saw a forgery.

1066
00:58:07,603 --> 00:58:09,228
This is the real deed.

1067
00:58:09,855 --> 00:58:11,564
See, there's Swarthout's name.

1068
00:58:11,899 --> 00:58:14,317
Now, if this were
at all legible,
you'd see what l meant.

1069
00:58:14,401 --> 00:58:16,903
Look, here's the dog
that tried to bite me.

1070
00:58:17,988 --> 00:58:19,989
Here's the motel l stayed in,
there's my car.

1071
00:58:20,074 --> 00:58:21,240
The dog tried to bite that.

1072
00:58:21,325 --> 00:58:22,533
Here's the Mormon Tabernacle.

1073
00:58:22,618 --> 00:58:23,951
Stop it. Stop.

1074
00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:26,120
He's told me
a lot of things.

1075
00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:28,164
So far, not one of them
has been true.

1076
00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:31,417
I'm sorry to have to tell you
these things.

1077
00:58:31,502 --> 00:58:32,502
Mrs. Stanwyk!

1078
00:58:32,586 --> 00:58:33,920
Wait! Just wait a minute!

1079
00:58:34,755 --> 00:58:36,339
I'm gonna call my father.
He'll know. . .

1080
00:58:36,423 --> 00:58:37,799
No, you can't.

1081
00:58:37,883 --> 00:58:40,635
Gail, please. Look,
l know you don't know me
from a hole in the wall

1082
00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:42,428
but you've gotta trust me.

1083
00:58:44,723 --> 00:58:46,432
Just give me 24 hours.

1084
00:58:47,601 --> 00:58:49,102
Mrs. Stanwyk!

1085
00:58:51,105 --> 00:58:52,438
You a Laker fan?

1086
00:58:53,774 --> 00:58:55,108
No.

1087
00:58:55,734 --> 00:58:56,943
Yeah, I'm coming.

1088
00:58:57,027 --> 00:58:58,027
Just a minute!

1089
00:58:58,112 --> 00:58:59,112
I'll take you to a game.

1090
00:58:59,279 --> 00:59:01,197
Mrs. Stanwyk!

1091
00:59:03,784 --> 00:59:06,035
Sorry. Thanks. Bye.

1092
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,662
Wait. What are you
talking about?

1093
00:59:07,746 --> 00:59:10,456
I'm talking about how much
I'd like to take you
to a Laker game.

1094
00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:11,708
lf you need me,
call the paper.

1095
00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:14,127
What am l supposed to do
for the next 24 hours?

1096
00:59:14,211 --> 00:59:15,211
Act natural.

1097
00:59:15,295 --> 00:59:17,130
l was afraid
you'd say that.

1098
01:00:53,977 --> 01:00:55,269
Oh, Jesus.

1099
01:00:56,313 --> 01:00:57,980
What's he doing
with the Chief?

1100
01:00:58,065 --> 01:01:02,819
Seeing Bone Cancer and Chief Karlin
together might lead to a Page 1 item.

1101
01:01:02,903 --> 01:01:03,986
But without any real evidence,

1102
01:01:04,071 --> 01:01:06,405
Frank wouldn't even print it
in the want ads.

1103
01:01:06,490 --> 01:01:09,325
I had to keep digging,
without a shovel.

1104
01:01:48,031 --> 01:01:50,324
Afternoon, Smog Patrol.
Had your emissions checked?

1105
01:01:50,409 --> 01:01:52,034
No, sir.
Fluorocarbons? Ozone?

1106
01:01:52,119 --> 01:01:53,870
No, sir.
Well, let's check it out.

1107
01:01:53,954 --> 01:01:55,997
What do you say?
Giddyup.

1108
01:01:57,082 --> 01:01:58,541
Smells pretty good.

1109
01:02:05,382 --> 01:02:06,799
That's him.

1110
01:02:09,052 --> 01:02:10,553
Unit 12, in pursuit.

1111
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:20,813
Why don't you catch
some shuteye?
Just lay back and enjoy.

1112
01:02:22,149 --> 01:02:24,233
Try to breathe
through your nose.

1113
01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:42,126
l always use a little
chewing gum on these rides.

1114
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,628
It filters out
the pollutants.

1115
01:02:43,712 --> 01:02:44,879
Oh, shit!

1116
01:02:44,963 --> 01:02:47,423
Of course you've got
some good grillwork there.
Keep out the ozone.

1117
01:02:47,507 --> 01:02:49,342
l gotta get this thing
up to 95,

1118
01:02:49,468 --> 01:02:51,427
check out
the fluorocarbon output.

1119
01:02:54,014 --> 01:02:56,057
Don't worry about
the speed limit here.

1120
01:02:56,141 --> 01:02:57,934
That's why we've got
the police escort.

1121
01:02:58,018 --> 01:03:00,061
You a cop?
As far as you know.

1122
01:03:01,063 --> 01:03:03,439
Are you gonna take me
to jail for car theft?

1123
01:03:03,523 --> 01:03:04,482
Why, did you steal the car?

1124
01:03:04,566 --> 01:03:05,983
l sure did !

1125
01:03:06,068 --> 01:03:07,860
Well, I'm not even sure
that's a crime anymore.

1126
01:03:07,945 --> 01:03:09,278
There've been a lot of changes
in the law.

1127
01:03:09,363 --> 01:03:13,115
Pull to the right and stop.
Pull over.

1128
01:03:13,408 --> 01:03:15,368
Hey, look out for that truck!

1129
01:03:19,623 --> 01:03:21,832
Nothing,
it's just a little game
l play with my buddies.

1130
01:03:21,917 --> 01:03:24,835
Kind of a hide-and-seek
kind of a thing.
They love it.

1131
01:03:27,381 --> 01:03:28,965
What a day!

1132
01:03:29,049 --> 01:03:31,300
Must be a stage two right
about here.

1133
01:03:31,385 --> 01:03:33,052
Do a little slipstreaming
and. . .

1134
01:03:33,136 --> 01:03:35,846
Whoa! There's Fred !
Won't he be surprised !

1135
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,400
Shit!

1136
01:03:49,695 --> 01:03:53,072
Can't you hear me?
I said pull over...

1137
01:03:56,243 --> 01:03:57,910
Uh-oh.

1138
01:04:01,665 --> 01:04:03,332
You got a license?

1139
01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:05,042
l didn't bring it with me.
Do you have one?

1140
01:04:05,127 --> 01:04:06,168
No.

1141
01:04:06,253 --> 01:04:07,670
Pull over, buddy!

1142
01:04:07,754 --> 01:04:09,630
Hey, Freddie,
how's the herpes? It hurt?

1143
01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:11,507
Pull over!

1144
01:04:11,591 --> 01:04:13,884
l did pull over before.
I'll pull over later.

1145
01:04:13,969 --> 01:04:16,178
Pull over!

1146
01:04:16,263 --> 01:04:18,931
All right, that's it.
You can turn your bike in
at the next depot.

1147
01:04:19,016 --> 01:04:21,017
You're a disgrace
to the force!

1148
01:04:41,455 --> 01:04:43,247
Get going. Get the door.

1149
01:04:52,466 --> 01:04:55,009
Congratulations.
You passed the test.

1150
01:04:55,093 --> 01:04:58,763
Raise your left hand, please.
My men will be right with you.

1151
01:05:30,504 --> 01:05:34,090
Thelma Noble,
Ellis Lee Hereford,

1152
01:05:34,841 --> 01:05:38,135
Lee Weaver and Harold Ausley.

1153
01:05:40,013 --> 01:05:42,890
I would Like you
to meet our friends
here on the dais.

1154
01:05:42,974 --> 01:05:45,017
So please hold your applause
until I'm finished.

1155
01:05:45,185 --> 01:05:46,185
To my left is
Kitty Domaine...

1156
01:05:46,269 --> 01:05:47,812
More coffee? There you go.

1157
01:05:47,896 --> 01:05:49,688
...Selby Desner,

1158
01:05:49,773 --> 01:05:53,526
Barbara Wattell,
Walter Smith,

1159
01:05:54,361 --> 01:05:57,446
Martha Sterling
and Paul Fleming.

1160
01:05:57,531 --> 01:06:00,324
And to my right,
Michael Kenyon,

1161
01:06:01,493 --> 01:06:04,954
Olivia D. Williams,
Otto Bailey,

1162
01:06:05,038 --> 01:06:06,497
Bea Dorfman.

1163
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:11,877
And now, the Father
of Internal Bushings,

1164
01:06:12,629 --> 01:06:15,214
our very own
and beloved leader.

1165
01:06:15,298 --> 01:06:17,758
A man who needs
no introduction!

1166
01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,802
Thank you very much, Sammy.
Thank you !

1167
01:06:19,886 --> 01:06:21,470
l couldn't wait.

1168
01:06:21,555 --> 01:06:22,888
That was
a very nice introduction,

1169
01:06:22,973 --> 01:06:25,975
and l am very thrilled
and proud to be here today.

1170
01:06:26,059 --> 01:06:27,893
It's been a wonderful
ceremony so far.

1171
01:06:27,978 --> 01:06:31,981
Here on behalf
of our own Fred
"The Dorf" Dorfman !

1172
01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:34,859
Who is he?

1173
01:06:34,943 --> 01:06:38,612
Many of you don't know that
Fred was darn near death
recently.

1174
01:06:38,697 --> 01:06:42,491
And he wasn't ashamed
to admit to me
that he'd had syphilis.

1175
01:06:42,576 --> 01:06:45,244
Thank God he stopped it
in its tracks.

1176
01:06:46,663 --> 01:06:49,582
l must tell you
that it takes
a lot for a man

1177
01:06:50,792 --> 01:06:53,919
to admit
where he got it from
and how he got it.

1178
01:06:54,004 --> 01:06:56,839
l must say, look at him today.
Fred, you look just wonderful.

1179
01:06:56,923 --> 01:07:00,134
The nose looks normal again.
The face has come back
into shape.

1180
01:07:00,218 --> 01:07:02,845
And he's not drooling anymore,
it's a good sign.

1181
01:07:02,929 --> 01:07:04,805
And hats off to Marge,
his wife,

1182
01:07:04,890 --> 01:07:06,682
because that
whole experience there,

1183
01:07:06,766 --> 01:07:10,060
the two or three weeks
that she stayed at
Trembling Hills has paid off.

1184
01:07:10,145 --> 01:07:13,355
No more alcohol
or sedatives in her life.

1185
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,025
There's so many other things
that l wanna tell you
about Fred,

1186
01:07:16,109 --> 01:07:18,611
things that maybe many of you
already know.

1187
01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:22,615
Sammy, you're not going
to sing for us, are you?

1188
01:07:23,283 --> 01:07:27,244
Did you know
that Fred spent a good deal
of his life

1189
01:07:27,329 --> 01:07:31,999
honoring a profession
that has gone largely unsung
around here?

1190
01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:33,500
Some of those boys
are here tonight.

1191
01:07:33,585 --> 01:07:35,252
The profession, of course,
is law enforcement.

1192
01:07:35,337 --> 01:07:37,171
I know Fred feels this way,

1193
01:07:37,714 --> 01:07:40,049
that too often our feelings
are locked in

1194
01:07:40,133 --> 01:07:42,259
and we feel restrained
and perhaps even embarrassed

1195
01:07:42,344 --> 01:07:44,970
to actually reach out
and touch
an officer of the Law.

1196
01:07:45,055 --> 01:07:46,847
After all, they are people,
aren't they?

1197
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:50,559
So why not stand up
and pat them on the back?
Go ahead, reach out.

1198
01:07:50,644 --> 01:07:51,602
Go ahead!

1199
01:07:51,686 --> 01:07:54,897
Shake hands with any one
of the guys you see here,
these men in blue.

1200
01:07:54,981 --> 01:07:57,483
Hug a cop!
Yeah, go ahead.
I said it.

1201
01:07:57,567 --> 01:07:59,276
Yeah!
That's a wonderful feeling!

1202
01:07:59,361 --> 01:08:01,403
I am so proud tonight!

1203
01:08:01,488 --> 01:08:06,200
Oh, say, can you see

1204
01:08:06,284 --> 01:08:11,288
By the dawn's early light

1205
01:08:11,373 --> 01:08:16,210
What so proudly we hail'd

1206
01:08:16,294 --> 01:08:19,004
At the twilight's
last gleaming

1207
01:08:19,089 --> 01:08:20,714
Hip, hip, hooray!

1208
01:08:20,799 --> 01:08:22,633
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hooray!

1209
01:08:22,717 --> 01:08:24,051
Hooray! Hooray!

1210
01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:35,062
Mr. Stanwyk, you are confirmed
on Pan Am Flight 441

1211
01:08:35,146 --> 01:08:38,649
to Rio de Janeiro tomorrow evening,
11:00 p.m., first class.

1212
01:08:38,733 --> 01:08:40,359
That's terrific.
Thank you.

1213
01:08:40,443 --> 01:08:41,860
You reconfirmed
this morning.

1214
01:08:41,945 --> 01:08:43,028
You bet l did.

1215
01:08:43,113 --> 01:08:44,947
I'm a bear for detail.

1216
01:08:45,323 --> 01:08:47,449
l hope there's nobody
next to me.

1217
01:08:47,534 --> 01:08:49,159
You see,
l always travel first class

1218
01:08:49,244 --> 01:08:51,120
and l take both seats up.

1219
01:08:51,705 --> 01:08:54,581
I'm in bridge work.
Bridge construction.

1220
01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:57,960
These fold-outs take
a tremendous amount of space
up and l need the space.

1221
01:08:58,044 --> 01:08:59,837
I'm afraid there is someone
sitting next to you.

1222
01:08:59,921 --> 01:09:04,633
Oh, for God don don !
Who is it? Mr. Sinilindon?

1223
01:09:05,885 --> 01:09:07,761
No. The name is Cavanaugh.

1224
01:09:08,263 --> 01:09:09,346
Cavanaugh?

1225
01:09:09,431 --> 01:09:11,098
Oh. Is that Morris or Pierre?

1226
01:09:12,434 --> 01:09:14,435
Sally Ann Cavanaugh.

1227
01:09:14,519 --> 01:09:16,645
Sally Ann? Well, terrific.

1228
01:09:17,188 --> 01:09:19,606
In fact,
you purchased the ticket
for Miss Cavanaugh.

1229
01:09:19,691 --> 01:09:22,568
Doesn't mean l want her
sitting next to me, does it?

1230
01:09:23,862 --> 01:09:25,321
I'm sorry,
the flight's full.

1231
01:09:25,405 --> 01:09:26,905
She's connecting
out of Provo.

1232
01:09:28,241 --> 01:09:30,117
Oh. All right, fine.

1233
01:09:30,869 --> 01:09:32,661
Provo, Spain?

1234
01:09:32,746 --> 01:09:33,787
Utah.

1235
01:09:34,414 --> 01:09:35,414
Utah !

1236
01:09:35,874 --> 01:09:39,418
Listen, Frank, don't give me any crap
about the beach story.

1237
01:09:39,502 --> 01:09:40,878
I'm at the airport.

1238
01:09:40,962 --> 01:09:42,087
The airport?

1239
01:09:42,172 --> 01:09:44,590
Listen, there are at least
two dozen cops after my ass.

1240
01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:46,759
l can't go to my house,
l can't go to the office.

1241
01:09:46,843 --> 01:09:48,260
I'm a man
without a country, Frank.

1242
01:09:48,345 --> 01:09:51,013
Fletch, if these cops
are really after you,
come in here.

1243
01:09:51,097 --> 01:09:52,097
You'll be okay.

1244
01:09:52,182 --> 01:09:55,017
l couldn't even get through
the front door.

1245
01:09:55,101 --> 01:09:56,810
Listen, I'm going to Utah.

1246
01:09:56,978 --> 01:09:59,271
You go to Utah,
you stay in Utah.

1247
01:09:59,356 --> 01:10:02,191
I'm turning the story over
to a professional reporter.

1248
01:10:02,275 --> 01:10:05,736
Frank, The story is Utah.
Trust me.

1249
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:08,655
You're going to Utah?
Fine, fine, fine.

1250
01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:11,575
lf your story is not on my desk
by 11:30, you're out of a job.

1251
01:11:41,374 --> 01:11:42,541
Cujo?

1252
01:12:56,950 --> 01:12:58,992
Who the hell are you?

1253
01:12:59,077 --> 01:13:00,327
Get up!

1254
01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,496
I'm up.

1255
01:13:03,873 --> 01:13:04,957
Door was unlocked.

1256
01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:06,375
Lock's busted.

1257
01:13:06,459 --> 01:13:08,126
Well, there you have it.

1258
01:13:09,254 --> 01:13:11,672
l work for the landlord.

1259
01:13:11,756 --> 01:13:14,466
He told me to watch out
for the place.

1260
01:13:14,592 --> 01:13:15,634
Well, l commend him
on his choice.

1261
01:13:16,344 --> 01:13:17,386
What?

1262
01:13:17,470 --> 01:13:19,471
l commend him
on his choice.

1263
01:13:21,975 --> 01:13:24,226
l was supposed to meet
Mrs. Cavanaugh here.

1264
01:13:24,310 --> 01:13:25,435
Who are you?

1265
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,438
I'm Don Corleone,
Mrs. Cavanaugh's cousin.

1266
01:13:29,857 --> 01:13:31,149
You know where she is?

1267
01:13:31,234 --> 01:13:32,442
Moved out.

1268
01:13:32,819 --> 01:13:34,152
Moved out?

1269
01:13:35,989 --> 01:13:37,072
Isn't that something?

1270
01:13:37,156 --> 01:13:39,741
l just talked to her
last week. She didn't
say a thing about it.

1271
01:13:39,826 --> 01:13:41,076
She moved out.

1272
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,578
So you're saying
she moved out.

1273
01:13:43,037 --> 01:13:44,079
This morning.

1274
01:13:44,163 --> 01:13:45,247
This morning?

1275
01:13:45,456 --> 01:13:46,498
God !

1276
01:13:47,584 --> 01:13:49,001
We had so much
to talk about.

1277
01:13:50,336 --> 01:13:52,254
You know,
Mo Green is out
of the Tropicana now.

1278
01:13:52,338 --> 01:13:54,798
My sons, Mike and Fredo,
are taking over.

1279
01:13:54,882 --> 01:13:57,342
What did you want
under the bed?

1280
01:14:01,639 --> 01:14:03,432
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to
pull rank on you.

1281
01:14:03,516 --> 01:14:04,850
l didn't want to
have to do this.

1282
01:14:05,018 --> 01:14:06,602
I'm with the mattress police.

1283
01:14:06,686 --> 01:14:08,687
There are no tags
on these mattresses.

1284
01:14:11,441 --> 01:14:13,108
l have to take you downtown.
Now, give me the weapon.

1285
01:14:14,569 --> 01:14:16,528
I'm calling the cops.

1286
01:14:16,613 --> 01:14:18,447
This is for the cops.

1287
01:14:18,531 --> 01:14:20,240
Come on, man, will you?
I'm her cousin.

1288
01:14:20,325 --> 01:14:21,825
Tell the cops.

1289
01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:29,041
Okay, you wanna call the cops?
Call the cops.

1290
01:14:30,251 --> 01:14:32,544
Better tie
your shoelaces first.

1291
01:14:54,901 --> 01:14:56,151
Thanks a lot!

1292
01:15:05,161 --> 01:15:06,370
Hey, Stretch,
what's happening?

1293
01:15:06,454 --> 01:15:07,996
I got
an unbelievable story here.

1294
01:15:08,081 --> 01:15:09,331
Yeah? Great.

1295
01:15:09,415 --> 01:15:10,499
What can l do?

1296
01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:11,833
Write this down.
Sally Ann Cavanaugh.

1297
01:15:11,918 --> 01:15:13,710
Sally Ann Cavanaugh.

1298
01:15:13,795 --> 01:15:15,337
Check every hotel in LA.

1299
01:15:15,505 --> 01:15:16,838
Start with the ones
near the airport.

1300
01:15:16,923 --> 01:15:19,007
He's supposed to leave
the country with her
tomorrow night.

1301
01:15:19,092 --> 01:15:20,592
Got that, honey?

1302
01:15:20,677 --> 01:15:22,386
l love your body, Larry.

1303
01:15:40,363 --> 01:15:41,780
Good afternoon.

1304
01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:43,615
Howdy.

1305
01:15:44,867 --> 01:15:46,284
You know, they ought
to recall these things.

1306
01:15:46,369 --> 01:15:48,120
You hit one good bump
out here and, boom,

1307
01:15:48,454 --> 01:15:49,996
the whole
rear window explodes.

1308
01:15:50,081 --> 01:15:52,165
Are you Mr. Marvin Stanwyk?
Yeah.

1309
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:55,669
Hi there. I'm Harry S. Truman
from Casewell Insurance
Underwriters.

1310
01:15:55,753 --> 01:15:57,087
Harry S. Truman?

1311
01:15:57,171 --> 01:16:00,424
Yeah, well,
my were big fans
of the former president.

1312
01:16:00,508 --> 01:16:03,468
Isn't that nice?
He was a good man.

1313
01:16:03,594 --> 01:16:05,470
He sure was.
He showed the Japs
a thing or two.

1314
01:16:05,555 --> 01:16:07,013
Oh, yeah, he dropped
the big one, huh?

1315
01:16:07,140 --> 01:16:08,974
He dropped two big ones
on them.

1316
01:16:09,058 --> 01:16:10,976
He was a real fighter.
Yeah.

1317
01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:13,645
You in the insurance line,
Harry?

1318
01:16:13,730 --> 01:16:15,480
That's right.

1319
01:16:15,565 --> 01:16:17,023
Well, I'm fully covered.

1320
01:16:17,108 --> 01:16:19,067
Oh, l don't doubt it,
Mr. Stanwyk.

1321
01:16:19,152 --> 01:16:20,819
Actually, my company is
the sub-insurers

1322
01:16:20,903 --> 01:16:23,363
of the subsidiary carriers
of a policy

1323
01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:26,074
held by Alan Stanwyk,
who l believe is your son.

1324
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:27,325
Yeah, he is.

1325
01:16:28,494 --> 01:16:30,120
Mr. Truman,
l want you to meet
my wife, Velma.

1326
01:16:30,204 --> 01:16:31,246
Oh, my pleasure.

1327
01:16:31,330 --> 01:16:32,372
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

1328
01:16:32,457 --> 01:16:35,125
Come on up here and sit down,
have a glass of lemonade.

1329
01:16:35,209 --> 01:16:36,376
Thank you.

1330
01:16:36,461 --> 01:16:38,295
Velma makes
the most unusual lemonade.

1331
01:16:38,379 --> 01:16:39,421
Is that right?

1332
01:16:39,505 --> 01:16:42,841
It's kind of hard
to keep it cold
on a day like this.

1333
01:16:43,885 --> 01:16:45,844
Where you from, Harry?

1334
01:16:46,387 --> 01:16:48,263
I'm from California.

1335
01:16:49,056 --> 01:16:50,515
San Berdoo.

1336
01:16:51,058 --> 01:16:53,935
Yeah. Utah is part
of my route.

1337
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:59,608
Say, you folks don't mind
if l ask you a couple
of questions, do you?

1338
01:16:59,692 --> 01:17:00,776
Shoot.

1339
01:17:00,860 --> 01:17:02,277
Thank you very much.

1340
01:17:02,361 --> 01:17:05,030
We'll just start
with a couple
of the routine things.

1341
01:17:06,365 --> 01:17:09,534
You and your wife
are currently alive,
l take it?

1342
01:17:10,703 --> 01:17:12,454
Harry, if there's. . .

1343
01:17:12,538 --> 01:17:13,872
It's just regulations.

1344
01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:15,916
Now,

1345
01:17:16,876 --> 01:17:18,919
you, Marvin,
and your wife named Velma. . .

1346
01:17:19,003 --> 01:17:20,003
Velma.

1347
01:17:20,087 --> 01:17:24,049
. . .are the parents
of one Alan Stanwyk
of Beverly Hills,

1348
01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:25,801
Executive Vice President
of Boyd Aviation.

1349
01:17:25,885 --> 01:17:27,385
Check.
Check.

1350
01:17:28,221 --> 01:17:30,555
And when was the last time
you saw Alan?

1351
01:17:31,808 --> 01:17:35,143
Oh, about ten days ago.

1352
01:17:35,853 --> 01:17:37,354
Ten days ago?

1353
01:17:37,563 --> 01:17:40,774
Yeah, he comes and visits us
about every three weeks.

1354
01:17:42,235 --> 01:17:43,360
Isn't that nice?

1355
01:17:44,153 --> 01:17:45,654
How long has he
been doing that?

1356
01:17:45,738 --> 01:17:47,572
Since he moved to LA.

1357
01:17:51,702 --> 01:17:55,580
Now, you'll pardon me
if l seem a bit personal here,

1358
01:17:55,665 --> 01:17:57,624
but l don't know
how to put it.

1359
01:17:57,708 --> 01:18:02,838
We understand that there's
a young lady friend here
in Provo

1360
01:18:02,922 --> 01:18:04,506
that Alan's been seeing.

1361
01:18:04,590 --> 01:18:06,925
What's this got to do
with insurance?

1362
01:18:07,009 --> 01:18:09,386
Oh, trust me, Marvin,
this is
a comprehensive policy.

1363
01:18:09,470 --> 01:18:11,847
Well, you can forget about
that lady friend business.

1364
01:18:11,931 --> 01:18:14,808
Alan is
the most loving husband
a girl could have.

1365
01:18:14,892 --> 01:18:17,477
He dotes on that bride of his.

1366
01:18:17,562 --> 01:18:18,520
Who?

1367
01:18:18,604 --> 01:18:19,938
His wife.

1368
01:18:21,357 --> 01:18:22,941
You've met her?

1369
01:18:23,776 --> 01:18:26,862
Well, of course we have.
He brings her with him.

1370
01:18:30,449 --> 01:18:33,827
Has Alan ever mentioned
the name Sally Ann Cavanaugh
to you?

1371
01:18:34,537 --> 01:18:35,829
Has he?

1372
01:18:39,292 --> 01:18:42,586
Boy, what in the hell's
the matter with you?

1373
01:18:42,670 --> 01:18:43,712
He has, then?

1374
01:18:43,796 --> 01:18:45,046
Of course he has.

1375
01:18:45,131 --> 01:18:46,631
That's his wife.

1376
01:18:48,092 --> 01:18:49,175
Of course.

1377
01:18:49,552 --> 01:18:52,220
His wife's name is
Sally Ann Cavanaugh then.
l. . .

1378
01:18:52,430 --> 01:18:54,097
Cute as a button.

1379
01:18:55,433 --> 01:18:57,309
You wouldn't happen
to have a picture of Alan
and his bride,

1380
01:18:57,393 --> 01:18:58,476
would you, handy?

1381
01:18:58,561 --> 01:19:00,729
Oh, sure,
we've got lots of pictures.

1382
01:19:00,813 --> 01:19:02,939
Let me get you some.
Great.

1383
01:19:04,901 --> 01:19:06,651
Still married are they,
Alan and Sally Ann?

1384
01:19:06,736 --> 01:19:08,403
Yes, they are.

1385
01:19:08,487 --> 01:19:10,572
How long have they been
married, Marvin?

1386
01:19:10,656 --> 01:19:14,326
It was before
he moved to LA.

1387
01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:15,827
Eight years April.

1388
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,788
This keeps getting heavier
each year.

1389
01:19:19,790 --> 01:19:22,667
There we are.
There, there it is.

1390
01:19:22,752 --> 01:19:24,836
That's the one.
Oh, my goodness.

1391
01:19:24,921 --> 01:19:26,254
She is a button,
isn't she?

1392
01:19:26,339 --> 01:19:28,214
Isn't she cute?

1393
01:19:28,674 --> 01:19:31,176
Say, could l borrow
this picture for a while?

1394
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:32,552
l promise to send it back.

1395
01:19:32,637 --> 01:19:34,179
It's routine.
The actuarial people. . .

1396
01:19:34,263 --> 01:19:36,389
Oh, that's all right.
We have lots more.

1397
01:19:36,474 --> 01:19:37,641
Want to see the reception?

1398
01:19:37,725 --> 01:19:39,351
No, no, thank you.
I'm trying to quit.

1399
01:19:39,435 --> 01:19:41,770
Well, how about Marvin's
65th birthday party?

1400
01:19:41,854 --> 01:19:43,271
How about that, Marvin?

1401
01:19:43,356 --> 01:19:44,648
They got a picture
of me in here.

1402
01:19:44,690 --> 01:19:46,191
But they. . .
Remember how much you drank
that day?

1403
01:19:46,525 --> 01:19:49,819
This is Alan? Son of a bitch !
l can't believe this!

1404
01:19:49,904 --> 01:19:52,155
It's really Alan,
and it's really bigamy.

1405
01:19:52,239 --> 01:19:53,782
How long have they
been married?

1406
01:19:53,866 --> 01:19:55,283
About eight years.

1407
01:19:55,368 --> 01:19:56,910
Who is this woman?

1408
01:19:56,994 --> 01:20:00,622
l don't know, Gail,
l think it's Alan's
high school sweetheart.

1409
01:20:01,207 --> 01:20:03,667
Her name is Sally Ann
something or other.

1410
01:20:03,876 --> 01:20:07,045
Alan's been keeping
a lot of things secret lately.

1411
01:20:07,505 --> 01:20:09,297
I'm gonna call the police.
No, no.

1412
01:20:09,382 --> 01:20:10,632
No, Gail, you can't do that.
Yes, l am.

1413
01:20:10,716 --> 01:20:11,841
And I'm calling my father.

1414
01:20:11,926 --> 01:20:14,052
Just give me
one more day, okay?
Just one more day.

1415
01:20:14,136 --> 01:20:15,595
Why, what for?

1416
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,806
Do you have any idea
how humiliating this is?

1417
01:20:17,890 --> 01:20:20,058
Yes, l do.
l really do.

1418
01:20:22,853 --> 01:20:24,187
Remember what l told you?

1419
01:20:24,313 --> 01:20:26,022
Tomorrow night you have
a club meeting.

1420
01:20:26,107 --> 01:20:29,359
You stay away from the house,
all right?
I'll take care of him.

1421
01:20:29,443 --> 01:20:30,568
Don't worry about it.

1422
01:20:30,653 --> 01:20:31,778
She looks like a hooker.
Look at her.

1423
01:20:31,862 --> 01:20:34,698
Look at her.
Could you love someone
who looked like that?

1424
01:20:34,782 --> 01:20:37,283
What are you talking about?
Of course not.

1425
01:20:38,119 --> 01:20:40,620
Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

1426
01:20:41,998 --> 01:20:43,415
That's funny.

1427
01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:47,252
l know. Listen.

1428
01:20:48,421 --> 01:20:50,839
Why don't we both relax
and go in there and lie down

1429
01:20:51,215 --> 01:20:52,757
and I'll fill you in?

1430
01:20:55,636 --> 01:20:58,888
This is a really good time
to make a pass at me.

1431
01:21:28,419 --> 01:21:29,544
Gum?

1432
01:21:29,628 --> 01:21:31,880
Who? Go somewhere else.

1433
01:21:31,964 --> 01:21:33,465
Gum, it's me.

1434
01:21:35,509 --> 01:21:37,552
Fletch. Really, is that you?

1435
01:21:37,636 --> 01:21:38,636
Don't say "Fletch."
Don't say my name.

1436
01:21:38,721 --> 01:21:39,888
Shut up.
Okay.

1437
01:21:39,972 --> 01:21:42,057
Don't look at me, lay back.
l gotta talk to you,
all right?

1438
01:21:42,141 --> 01:21:44,184
All right, all right.
About what?

1439
01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:48,229
There're cops all around here,
and they're after me.

1440
01:21:48,314 --> 01:21:50,356
What? You mean those surfers
over there?

1441
01:21:50,441 --> 01:21:51,566
Just lay back down.

1442
01:21:51,650 --> 01:21:52,901
Don't point.
Just lay back, all right?

1443
01:21:52,985 --> 01:21:54,319
Okay, okay.

1444
01:21:54,403 --> 01:21:55,737
Fletch, why they after you?

1445
01:21:55,821 --> 01:21:57,864
They're after me because
I'm a newspaper reporter.

1446
01:21:57,948 --> 01:22:01,659
And I'm nailing Chief Karlin
as the major drug source
on this beach.

1447
01:22:03,204 --> 01:22:04,496
Sit back.

1448
01:22:06,457 --> 01:22:09,459
Fat Sam's turning
state's evidence.

1449
01:22:09,543 --> 01:22:11,044
What's that?

1450
01:22:12,254 --> 01:22:13,671
He wrote me
a very nice deposition.

1451
01:22:13,756 --> 01:22:16,424
He says
he just received the drugs
and you did all the selling.

1452
01:22:16,509 --> 01:22:19,844
He said what?
Fletch, he's lying.

1453
01:22:19,929 --> 01:22:22,013
Man, honest, Fletch.
l didn't sell nothing, man.

1454
01:22:22,098 --> 01:22:23,723
You gotta believe me.
l didn't sell anything.

1455
01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:26,101
l just carried the drugs
from the Chief to Sam.
That's it.

1456
01:22:26,185 --> 01:22:27,727
Sure you did.
Sure you did, Gum.

1457
01:22:27,812 --> 01:22:29,562
Fletch, Fletch, honest, man.
That's all l did.

1458
01:22:29,647 --> 01:22:32,315
Twenty years, Gum,
twenty years in prison.

1459
01:22:32,399 --> 01:22:33,608
Unless you want
to play ball.

1460
01:22:38,364 --> 01:22:40,990
You don't leave me much
of a choice, l guess.

1461
01:22:44,703 --> 01:22:46,454
Fletch, you all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.

1462
01:22:46,539 --> 01:22:47,956
These robes. . .

1463
01:22:48,541 --> 01:22:49,916
l got another question
for you.

1464
01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:51,793
Where does the Chief
get his drugs from?

1465
01:22:53,254 --> 01:22:54,546
l don't know.

1466
01:22:56,006 --> 01:22:58,550
Have fun. Don't bend over
for the soap.

1467
01:22:58,634 --> 01:23:00,510
Fletch. Fletch, okay, okay.

1468
01:23:02,721 --> 01:23:04,931
It's somewhere
in South America.

1469
01:23:10,104 --> 01:23:11,980
Mind if l sit here?

1470
01:23:12,064 --> 01:23:13,731
Fletch? Man.

1471
01:23:14,733 --> 01:23:15,984
You don't know me, Sam.

1472
01:23:16,068 --> 01:23:17,694
My pleasure, brother.

1473
01:23:17,778 --> 01:23:19,571
I'm a reporter, Sam.

1474
01:23:19,655 --> 01:23:23,199
I'm breaking the story
on the drug traffic
around here.

1475
01:23:23,284 --> 01:23:25,535
Gummy's turning
state's evidence.

1476
01:23:25,619 --> 01:23:27,662
l got good proof
it's the Chief.

1477
01:23:27,746 --> 01:23:29,372
You gonna bust the Chief?

1478
01:23:29,456 --> 01:23:30,999
I'm gonna bust the Chief.

1479
01:23:33,586 --> 01:23:35,503
l could use your help.

1480
01:23:38,382 --> 01:23:41,259
I'm a slave
to that son of a bitch.

1481
01:23:41,343 --> 01:23:43,511
He busted me,
third offense.

1482
01:23:43,596 --> 01:23:46,097
Gave me my choice,
push for him or do 15 long.

1483
01:23:46,182 --> 01:23:48,224
Now, all l get out of this
is free junk.

1484
01:23:48,309 --> 01:23:49,642
You don't have a piece
of the action?

1485
01:23:49,727 --> 01:23:51,352
No. Free junk, that's it.

1486
01:23:56,901 --> 01:23:58,902
Hey, how you doing?

1487
01:23:58,986 --> 01:24:01,946
Albert Einstein's forehead.
You like it?
l won it in a raffle.

1488
01:24:02,031 --> 01:24:04,532
Excuse me.
Fellows, stay with me,
will you?

1489
01:24:04,825 --> 01:24:06,117
Fletch?

1490
01:24:07,870 --> 01:24:08,912
What's up? What's up?

1491
01:24:08,996 --> 01:24:10,121
I'm quitting
as of midnight tonight.

1492
01:24:10,206 --> 01:24:11,247
Who are these guys?

1493
01:24:11,332 --> 01:24:14,000
This is Fat Sam
and this is Gummy.
Fellows, come with me.

1494
01:24:14,084 --> 01:24:16,211
These are their statements
naming Chief Karlin

1495
01:24:16,295 --> 01:24:18,713
as the number-one drug pusher
from here to Oxnard.

1496
01:24:18,797 --> 01:24:21,090
l want them to have
federal protection sponsored
by the paper.

1497
01:24:21,175 --> 01:24:22,258
Is that okay, Frank?

1498
01:24:22,343 --> 01:24:23,718
Sit down in there,
anywhere you. . .

1499
01:24:23,802 --> 01:24:25,887
That's good.
Make yourselves comfortable.

1500
01:24:26,305 --> 01:24:27,430
This is wonderful.
This is. . .

1501
01:24:27,514 --> 01:24:28,556
I'm out, Frank.

1502
01:24:28,641 --> 01:24:30,016
You lost faith in me.

1503
01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:31,601
Fletch, l got nervous.
Come on.

1504
01:24:31,685 --> 01:24:34,020
Forget it.
I'm writing the story.

1505
01:24:34,104 --> 01:24:36,356
Just hold the last two
paragraphs till 10:00, okay?

1506
01:24:36,899 --> 01:24:38,816
You want an apology?

1507
01:24:39,109 --> 01:24:40,610
You were going
to can me, right?

1508
01:24:40,694 --> 01:24:41,736
No, not really.

1509
01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:43,196
Not really?

1510
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,989
l was upset. You know.

1511
01:24:47,993 --> 01:24:48,993
Okay.

1512
01:24:49,453 --> 01:24:51,913
Jesus, I'm sick
of this place. Ow.

1513
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:56,376
I'm gonna try out
for the Lakers. They need
a good power forward.

1514
01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,628
Fletch, this is
a hell of a story.

1515
01:24:58,712 --> 01:24:59,754
Thanks.

1516
01:24:59,838 --> 01:25:00,922
Now, about these guys. . .

1517
01:25:01,006 --> 01:25:02,423
Don't worry about them.
They're just fine.

1518
01:25:02,508 --> 01:25:05,385
You don't have any valuables
in there, Vicki Morgan tapes
or anything?

1519
01:27:22,314 --> 01:27:23,815
Good evening.

1520
01:27:30,572 --> 01:27:32,323
l like your outfit.

1521
01:27:33,283 --> 01:27:34,909
Did you bring the 50 grand
and the tickets?

1522
01:27:34,993 --> 01:27:36,452
Of course.

1523
01:27:37,162 --> 01:27:40,289
Oh, oh, oh.
You forgot your rubber gloves.

1524
01:27:41,041 --> 01:27:43,543
You're planning on killing me,
aren't you?

1525
01:27:45,170 --> 01:27:47,588
You catch on real quick,
Mr. Nugent.

1526
01:27:47,673 --> 01:27:49,882
That's a pretty hostile thing
to do, don't you think?

1527
01:27:49,967 --> 01:27:54,095
Well, you were gonna kill me.
l look at this simply
as self-defense.

1528
01:27:54,179 --> 01:27:58,182
Now, if you would be so kind
as to put your passport
on my desk.

1529
01:28:02,396 --> 01:28:05,440
You're wearing my suit.
Where did you get that?

1530
01:28:06,442 --> 01:28:09,444
l said,
where did you get my suit,
Mr. Nugent?

1531
01:28:09,528 --> 01:28:12,488
The name's Fletcher.
I'm a newspaper reporter.

1532
01:28:12,573 --> 01:28:14,532
l write a column
under the name of Jane Doe.

1533
01:28:14,616 --> 01:28:16,159
What the hell is this?

1534
01:28:16,785 --> 01:28:17,952
Read this.

1535
01:28:18,036 --> 01:28:19,287
Look, l don't have time
for your nonsense.

1536
01:28:19,371 --> 01:28:20,705
Cut the crap.

1537
01:28:20,789 --> 01:28:23,833
Come downstairs and read this.
I'm not going anywhere.

1538
01:28:36,138 --> 01:28:39,849
Unless my people
hear differently, that letter
goes out at midnight.

1539
01:28:48,025 --> 01:28:51,652
"Dear Mr. Boyd,
Alan Stanwyk murdered
me tonight.

1540
01:28:55,157 --> 01:28:59,160
"Charred remains found
by the police in the Jaguar
are mine, not his.

1541
01:28:59,244 --> 01:29:03,164
"Mr. Stanwyk, using my name
and passport,
boarded Pan Am Flight 306.

1542
01:29:03,248 --> 01:29:04,499
"On arrival, he intends
to establish. . ."

1543
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,417
Pretty hefty.

1544
01:29:07,753 --> 01:29:09,253
Keep reading.

1545
01:29:10,088 --> 01:29:13,758
". . .with his legal wife,
the former
Sally Ann Cavanaugh. . ."

1546
01:29:14,426 --> 01:29:16,093
Don't stop, Alan.

1547
01:29:21,058 --> 01:29:22,642
Uh-oh, the missus.

1548
01:29:22,726 --> 01:29:23,768
What are you doing here?

1549
01:29:23,852 --> 01:29:27,438
l already know most of it.
l just want to hear the rest
from you.

1550
01:29:27,689 --> 01:29:31,067
He doesn't read my stuff
very well.
Let me take a crack at it.

1551
01:29:31,610 --> 01:29:34,820
"Sally Ann and Alan were
married eight years ago,

1552
01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:40,493
"never divorced,
making Stanwyk a bigamist,
even in Utah.

1553
01:29:41,036 --> 01:29:43,704
"Stanwyk is also traveling
with $3 million in cash,

1554
01:29:43,789 --> 01:29:47,792
"the result of Gail Stanwyk's
conversion
of Boyd Aviation stock."

1555
01:29:52,214 --> 01:29:54,048
It's true, isn't it?

1556
01:29:54,758 --> 01:29:56,342
"Sally Ann can confirm
all this

1557
01:29:56,426 --> 01:29:58,219
"when the police pick her up
at the Airport Marriott."

1558
01:29:58,303 --> 01:30:00,263
That's where she is,
isn't it?

1559
01:30:01,848 --> 01:30:05,101
"By the way,
Alan is a very big
drug smuggler.

1560
01:30:05,185 --> 01:30:08,813
"But you can read
all about that
in tomorrow's paper.

1561
01:30:08,897 --> 01:30:11,649
"Sincerely, I.M. Fletcher.
PS, Have a nice day."

1562
01:30:12,192 --> 01:30:14,735
Bravo, Mr. Fletcher. Bravo.

1563
01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:16,737
You know,
what tipped it for me was
something your wife said

1564
01:30:16,822 --> 01:30:18,489
while we were
in bed together.

1565
01:30:22,661 --> 01:30:26,080
Oh? And what was that?

1566
01:30:26,164 --> 01:30:29,417
Curiously, she said
we had roughly the same build.

1567
01:30:29,501 --> 01:30:31,502
From the waist up,
l imagine.

1568
01:30:33,839 --> 01:30:35,715
Then l figured it.

1569
01:30:35,799 --> 01:30:39,343
You bump me off,
plop me in the car
and burn me up.

1570
01:30:42,389 --> 01:30:44,056
What the heck,
same bone structure.

1571
01:30:44,141 --> 01:30:45,933
You son of a bitch.

1572
01:30:46,018 --> 01:30:47,810
But I'm not a stupid
son of a bitch.

1573
01:30:48,562 --> 01:30:51,355
l was already prepared
to commit one murder,
ass face.

1574
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:54,692
What makes you think
l won't commit two, huh?

1575
01:30:54,776 --> 01:30:55,818
Whoops.

1576
01:30:55,902 --> 01:30:57,820
"Whoops."
What do you mean, "Whoops"?
Don't say "Whoops."

1577
01:30:57,904 --> 01:31:00,656
l mean, by the time
your story's published,
I'll be on the beach.

1578
01:31:00,741 --> 01:31:04,160
And l understand extradition
from South America
is very complicated.

1579
01:31:04,244 --> 01:31:06,787
I'll bet for two murders,
it's even more so.

1580
01:31:07,372 --> 01:31:09,081
That thing loaded?

1581
01:31:09,916 --> 01:31:13,628
lf you shoot me,
you're liable to lose a lot
of those humanitarian awards.

1582
01:31:13,712 --> 01:31:15,254
Tough shit, Hopalong.

1583
01:31:15,339 --> 01:31:17,048
Greetings, everyone.

1584
01:31:18,383 --> 01:31:20,217
Thank God, the police.

1585
01:31:20,886 --> 01:31:22,845
Jesus, what in the hell
are you doing here?

1586
01:31:22,929 --> 01:31:25,556
Put the gun down, Alan.
l can take care of them.

1587
01:31:25,641 --> 01:31:28,768
l thought you had
this all figured out.
Nice going, lrwin.

1588
01:31:29,061 --> 01:31:30,978
Don't ever
call me lrwin, okay?

1589
01:31:31,063 --> 01:31:33,898
Fat Sam left the beach today.
So had Gummy.

1590
01:31:34,274 --> 01:31:35,316
It began to occur to me

1591
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:38,944
that maybe there's some things
happening here that l should
become aware of.

1592
01:31:39,029 --> 01:31:41,280
Look, l said
I'll take care of this.
Now, it doesn't involve you.

1593
01:31:41,365 --> 01:31:42,406
Now, go on home.

1594
01:31:42,491 --> 01:31:44,367
I'll call you tomorrow.
What? Long distance?

1595
01:31:44,451 --> 01:31:45,951
Couldn't help but overhear
you say something

1596
01:31:46,036 --> 01:31:47,244
about South American
extradition.

1597
01:31:47,329 --> 01:31:48,329
Jerry.

1598
01:31:48,413 --> 01:31:50,581
Alan, you're not planning
on taking that $800,000

1599
01:31:50,666 --> 01:31:52,625
l staked you with
for the next load, are you?

1600
01:31:52,709 --> 01:31:54,502
Looks like you two
have a lot to talk over.

1601
01:31:54,586 --> 01:31:56,879
We'll just catch
the last ten minutes
of Dynasty.

1602
01:31:58,048 --> 01:31:59,840
Jerry, come on, now.
You're gonna have to trust me!

1603
01:31:59,925 --> 01:32:01,759
l got a foolproof way
to get rid of this asshole,

1604
01:32:01,843 --> 01:32:03,219
and you're jeopardizing
everything !

1605
01:32:03,303 --> 01:32:05,554
Your foolproof way
is gonna land my butt
on the front page

1606
01:32:05,639 --> 01:32:07,223
while you're basking
in the sun !

1607
01:32:07,307 --> 01:32:08,516
With your money.

1608
01:32:24,616 --> 01:32:26,909
The second one's gonna be
even more fun.

1609
01:32:26,993 --> 01:32:29,036
Go ahead, make my day.

1610
01:32:54,563 --> 01:32:55,771
Thanks.

1611
01:32:56,982 --> 01:32:58,858
No, this is getting absurd.

1612
01:32:58,942 --> 01:33:01,235
"One Bob Haldeman wig,
a gorilla suit."

1613
01:33:01,319 --> 01:33:02,570
That's a gibbon suit.

1614
01:33:02,654 --> 01:33:05,239
"Tennis shorts,
leather sneakers,
wrist bands."

1615
01:33:05,323 --> 01:33:07,074
It's business, Frank.
Believe me, l hate tennis.

1616
01:33:07,159 --> 01:33:08,284
What's novelty teeth?

1617
01:33:08,368 --> 01:33:11,287
Frank, it's all business.
Frank, it's all business!

1618
01:33:11,538 --> 01:33:13,706
"A nun's habit.
Six tubes of Crazy Glue."

1619
01:33:13,790 --> 01:33:15,374
Oh, that's personal.

1620
01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:16,667
Right, take it out
of my raise.

1621
01:33:16,752 --> 01:33:18,961
You're not getting a raise.
Did l say. . . Come on.

1622
01:33:19,045 --> 01:33:22,423
l would think the DA
would need these tickets
for evidence.

1623
01:33:22,507 --> 01:33:24,175
Not necessarily.

1624
01:33:24,259 --> 01:33:26,218
Not necessarily?
Larry!

1625
01:33:28,013 --> 01:33:30,389
In the court ruling
US vs. Fishbein,

1626
01:33:30,474 --> 01:33:32,975
a man subjected
to potential incineration

1627
01:33:33,059 --> 01:33:34,351
while wearing
another man's suit

1628
01:33:34,853 --> 01:33:37,897
is entitled to $10,000
worth of airline tickets.

1629
01:33:37,981 --> 01:33:41,233
It's an obscure ruling
but a very important one
to me.

1630
01:33:41,318 --> 01:33:44,779
Why don't you just say
that you want to take me
to Rio with you?

1631
01:33:44,863 --> 01:33:48,199
There's a different slant.

1632
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:52,536
The thing is, see,
we haven't really
dated formally.

1633
01:33:52,621 --> 01:33:54,872
l always take my first dates
to a Laker game.

1634
01:33:54,956 --> 01:33:56,540
l don't want to go
to a Laker game.

1635
01:33:57,876 --> 01:33:59,627
l don't like basketball.

1636
01:33:59,711 --> 01:34:02,171
Maybe that's because
you don't understand
basketball.

1637
01:34:02,255 --> 01:34:04,965
You haven't been schooled
in the fundamentals.
Pick and roll.

1638
01:34:05,050 --> 01:34:06,634
Sounds like
a fast-food chain.

1639
01:34:06,718 --> 01:34:08,552
Reverse stuff.
That I've done.

1640
01:34:08,637 --> 01:34:10,846
I'll bet you have,
you little vixen.

1641
01:34:10,931 --> 01:34:15,351
The coroner had certified Stanwyk
dead or extremely sleepy.

1642
01:34:15,435 --> 01:34:19,104
And Chief Karlin was facing
20 years in the fun house.

1643
01:34:19,189 --> 01:34:21,148
I decided to accompany
Gail to Rio

1644
01:34:21,233 --> 01:34:23,984
and personally assist her
in her grief therapy.

1645
01:34:24,069 --> 01:34:25,820
On the beach,
I explained basketball to her,

1646
01:34:25,904 --> 01:34:27,655
but she didn't seem
to grasp it.

1647
01:34:27,739 --> 01:34:29,907
Fletch?
Call me lrwin.

1648
01:34:33,245 --> 01:34:35,329
Why do they have to bounce
the ball the whole time?

1649
01:34:35,413 --> 01:34:38,082
l mean, doesn't it seem
a little childish to you?

1650
01:34:38,166 --> 01:34:40,584
Well, it may seem that,
but that's called dribbling.

1651
01:34:40,669 --> 01:34:42,086
Dribbling?

1652
01:34:42,170 --> 01:34:43,337
lf they don't keep
bouncing the ball,

1653
01:34:43,421 --> 01:34:44,839
they get called
for traveling.

1654
01:34:44,923 --> 01:34:47,049
Traveling. Oh.

1655
01:34:47,133 --> 01:34:49,426
Yeah, that's what they call it
when you don't bounce
the ball.

1656
01:34:49,511 --> 01:34:52,263
When it came to basketball,
Gail was a loss.

1657
01:34:52,347 --> 01:34:54,014
But we had our own version
of one-on-one,

1658
01:34:54,099 --> 01:34:55,850
and she thought I was
the bravest man in the world,

1659
01:34:55,934 --> 01:34:57,726
which, of course, I am.

1660
01:34:58,061 --> 01:34:59,937
By the way, I charged
the entire vacation

1661
01:35:00,021 --> 01:35:01,772
to Mr. Underhill's
American Express card.

1662
01:35:01,857 --> 01:35:02,940
Want the number?