1 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,265 Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. 2 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,604 This machine just called me an asshole. 3 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,129 I knock. 4 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,756 Huh? 5 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,967 Jesus Christ! Do you knoW how to play this game? 6 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,719 Sure. 7 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,013 Well, then, why don't you make your last draW? 8 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,237 The bridge is going up. 9 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,738 It can't be. That light was green. 10 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:00,906 Stop! Stop the car! 11 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:10,374 What the fuck? 12 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,474 Look out! 13 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,437 Oh! 14 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,241 What the hell... 15 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,834 Come on! 16 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,880 Look out! 17 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,978 Wow. Far out, man. 18 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,693 Look out! 19 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,500 Unh! 20 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,265 What is this shit?! 21 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,642 That's impossible. 22 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,143 The light's green. 23 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,230 - The crossbars never went doWn. - Huh? 24 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,983 I'm fed up, you goddamn stupid asshole! 25 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,361 Can't you see we got a situation here? 26 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,937 So, did you get Mickey Mantle over to the baseball game? 27 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,273 You go on and joke all you Want. 28 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:43,736 But he hit three balls over the fence, and one of them must have gone 250 feet. 29 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,621 - Holy God. Look at that thing. - I'll get it. 30 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,722 Handy, you son of a bitch. I thought you was down in Texas. 31 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,223 No. That was last week. 32 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,142 Ha! You like that, huh? 33 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,187 Yeah. That's some rig, all right. 34 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,231 Well, give her a big drink. I gotta have some coffee. 35 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,733 Shoot. All righty. 36 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,792 - Hey, man. - Handy! 37 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,085 Well, this damn thing. 38 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,754 What's the matter, honey? 39 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,132 Well, this thing was working just fine a few minutes ago, 40 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,843 and now I can't get peaturkey on it. 41 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,596 You Want to bring me a light coffee 42 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,140 when you get done jerking on that thing, darling? 43 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,187 Robinson! 44 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,316 Robinson, get in here, boy. 45 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,276 I got eggs on! 46 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,987 I don't give a ladybug. I Want you in here now! 47 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,783 Wanda June, shut off that radio and mind them eggs for Billy. 48 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,007 Yo mama! 49 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,903 Ugh! 50 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,958 Steve Gaten, Mr. Hendershot. Duncan Keller's had an accident. 51 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,252 Oh, shit, Steve, what happened to him? 52 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,130 He got diesel in his eyes. I'll be damned if I knoW how. 53 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,757 Is that all? 54 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,759 Flush his eyes. Leave me alone. 55 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,094 I got me some talking to do in here. 56 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,014 I gotta Wipe everybody's ass around here. 57 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,433 Shitty job, but I reckon somebody's got to do it. 58 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,310 Ain't that right, bubba? 59 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,355 Uh, no. Let me get this straight now. 60 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,733 NoW, you want me to Work for nine hours 61 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,486 and only clock in for eight? 62 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,405 NoW I know you been to college, boy. 63 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,700 Uh-uh. ScreW that. Not this kid. 64 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,578 You know What that star means, don't you? 65 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,830 You ain't that obtuse, are you? 66 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,749 On parole, boy. 67 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:30,170 Either your ass belongs to me or it belongs to the state of North Carolina. 68 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,092 You got one heck of a racket going here, now, don't you? 69 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:40,097 Here. Put that back in the rack for me on your way by, would you? 70 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,727 Thank you, bubba. 71 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,441 Oh, shit! 72 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,156 Wanda June, honey, you want me to get that cup of coffee myself? 73 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,491 Bill? 74 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,455 Billy? It's getting out of hand in here! 75 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:10,002 You ain't talking about me, are you, honey? 76 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,922 Jesus Christ. 77 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:23,515 Hey, those eggs coming Pony Express or what? 78 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,268 Just a minute, sir. 79 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,450 Make it stop bleeding, Billy!! 80 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,369 - What is it? What is it? - The knife! That knife! 81 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,456 Quick, quick, a rag! Somebody get me a rag! 82 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,167 Hey, did that knife go rabid on you, sWeet thing? 83 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:54,796 Well, it turned itself on, and it bit me. 84 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,214 Short circuit, maybe. 85 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,050 There it goes again! 86 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,473 Oh, my. It's going again. 87 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,642 It's still going. 88 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479 Look at that sucker. 89 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,231 Nailed it. 90 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,321 Yeah! 91 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,442 NoW what? 92 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,818 Come on, Pete! Come on! 93 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,990 Safe! 94 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,616 Yeah! 95 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,415 Come on. Sodas. I'm buying. 96 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,673 You guys gonna help me pick this stuff up or What? 97 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,264 Uh-oh. No sodas. 98 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,185 Huh? 99 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,187 Ohh! 100 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,862 What the hell? 101 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,671 Oh, shit! 102 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:48,511 Coach. Coach. 103 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,806 Coach, are you okay? 104 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,895 Come on, coach. 105 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,025 Whoa! 106 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,075 Ow! 107 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,082 Bobby! Look out! 108 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:38,812 One step at a time, sweet Jesus 109 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:44,067 That's all I'm asking 110 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,195 One step at a time, sweet Jesus 111 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,656 ♪ That's all I'm ask... ♪ 112 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,617 Might as well give up on that there, sugar pie. 113 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,705 I ain't been able to get diddly-squat out of it the past half-hour or so. 114 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,915 Must have a broke antenna or something. 115 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,335 ...firsthand information... 116 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,005 So, hoW far are you going up the road there, sugar pie? 117 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,969 Depends on how long you can keep your hands to yourself. 118 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,346 What's that, sweet thing? I didn't quite catch it. 119 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,934 I said, I don't really know. 120 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,602 Just drifting, huh? 121 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,480 Yeah, I know what it's like. 122 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,817 Pretty soon, I'd've been drifting myself now for about 10 years. 123 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,986 Heck, when I started this business-- 124 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,821 That was about eight years ago-- But after that-- 125 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,282 - Shh. Shh. I got something. - I bet you do. 126 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,617 ...microwave facilities broke down. 127 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,788 Reports of strange occurrences are pouring in over the wire services. 128 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,999 We will have further bulletins as they come in. 129 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,793 For the moment, let me repeat this urgent message. 130 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:49,549 If you are on or near a major highway, get away at once. Get away at-- 131 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,762 - Shit! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 132 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,847 What's wrong there, sweet thing? 133 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,309 Pull in there! 134 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,727 And if you don't get your hand off my leg, 135 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,936 you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook 136 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,105 the next time you take a dump. 137 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,941 I swear, I never heard no talk like that When I was a boy. 138 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,651 Huh. 139 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,196 What the hell are you doing, girl? What's the matter with you? 140 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,708 Lordy! Lordy, girl. 141 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,418 You gone crazy or something? 142 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,712 Did you hear anything that man said? 143 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,299 Are you... 144 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,259 are you on something? 145 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,845 Jesus! 146 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,138 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 147 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,765 Wait a minute! 148 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,352 Don't you-- don't you go walking aWay from me like that! 149 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,812 You come back here, girl! 150 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,522 You come back here! You listen to me! 151 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,065 Eat my shorts. 152 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,775 I swear, sometimes I think 153 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,819 this whole world forgot what good manners is. 154 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,530 Here I go, and give you a ride in my brand-new car, 155 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,825 and look at the garbage comin' out of your mouth. 156 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,076 You know What I think? 157 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,911 I think it's that damn rock and roll TV. 158 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,204 Look at what that stuff does to people. 159 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,665 Sex! Drugs! Losing your immortal soul! 160 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,168 Civilization's about to take the big flush. 161 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,753 You think newspapers are any better? 162 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,715 - Hey! - That's where they get the filth from. 163 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,926 You know, it ain't newspapers gonna save this world. 164 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,470 It ain't TV. I'm telling you right here and now, 165 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,722 as far as I said, to all that's holy-- 166 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,433 ...and it's the Lord Jesus! 167 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,309 You ain't full yet! 168 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,353 Hey! 169 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,030 What's wrong with that thing? 170 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,033 The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not Want. 171 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,121 - Jesus Christ! - What the hell happened here? 172 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,205 I don't knoW. 173 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,804 What in the dickens is going on around here? 174 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,264 That's a damn good question. 175 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,391 That was your rig, wasn't it, Handy? 176 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,685 - Yeah. - Well, then, who was driving it? 177 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:10,482 I don't knoW, but he must have been a hot-wire champeen. 178 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,442 Hell's bells. 179 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,631 We gotta get some gas. 180 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,300 Well, that's good, 'cause I got to go to the ladies'. 181 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,968 Can I come in and watch? 182 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,596 No, you can't not come in and watch. 183 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,223 Ouch. Shoot. 184 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,195 - Did you see-- - What, honey? 185 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,493 Never mind. 186 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,012 - Oh, Jesus! - Is that-- 187 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,815 Curt? 188 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,153 Curtis? 189 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,990 Is he dead? 190 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,819 Great God. 191 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,925 Hey! Hey! 192 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,303 I need some-- I need some help! 193 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,100 Hey! 194 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,734 Curtis, I don't like this! 195 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,409 Shit! 196 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,163 Curtis! 197 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,548 Are you dead? 198 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,983 Get in! Get in right noW! 199 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,989 Go! Go! Go! 200 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,586 No! The other way! The other Way! 201 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,171 Oh! 202 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:47,133 - Jesus Christ, honey! - You stop that, Curtis. 203 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,260 You know I can't drive when you shout at me! 204 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,118 Boy, ain't this a dog shit. 205 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,374 Did you do what I said with that body? 206 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,251 Got him downstairs, sure. 207 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,588 Pretty crispy, Mr. Hendershot. What happened? 208 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,590 Fucked if I know, bubba. 209 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,177 Fucked if I know. 210 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,026 Hah! 211 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,491 Yo! 212 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,868 Vroom, vroom. 213 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,960 So, anybody in there? 214 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,921 Nope, not now. 215 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,593 You're cute. 216 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,765 Yeah? Am I? 217 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,059 Not that cute. 218 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,853 Well, maybe I'll grow on you. 219 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:52,360 Look at that. There's nothing. 220 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:56,781 You ever see that much nothing at 10:15 in the morning, hero? 221 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,540 Name's Bill. 222 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,752 Hi, Bill. Brett. 223 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,247 ...although our microwave relay 224 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,666 broke down shortly after 9:00 this morning, 225 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,044 this frightening mechanical revolt appears to be occurring everywhere-- 226 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:55,172 New York, London, New Delhi, Moscow, Peking. 227 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,010 The reports-- or reports we have-- are all the same. 228 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,054 Machines apparently operating by themselves, 229 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,766 or under the direction of some agency we don't understand, 230 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,185 are going on a homicidal rampage. 231 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,063 Whatever is happening seems to be happening-- 232 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,007 Some seem to be waking up more slowly than others. 233 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,634 Only one thing is completely certain this morning, 234 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,262 and that is no machine is to be trusted. 235 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,264 Unplug all the electrical appliances. 236 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:47,349 If you have a truck or car... 237 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,806 Let me tell you right now, boy and girl, 238 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,726 that this beautiful American TruthWay Bible, 239 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,519 with fine gilt edges and full-page color pictures, 240 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:58,147 can be yours for just 9.95. NoW, wait a minute. 241 00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,773 Before you say anything, let me tell you something. 242 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,026 This Bible has everything in it, 243 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,820 from the Creation of this beautiful World of ours 244 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,447 to the fall of mankind. 245 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,742 Look, Duncan, just hang out a little longer, all right? 246 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,869 Got to find my boy. Christ knows what's going on out there. 247 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,580 Look, man, you can't even see! 248 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,582 I can see just fine. 249 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:20,169 I don't Want to pop you one, Joe, but if you keep yapping at me, I'm gonna. 250 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,589 Duncan? 251 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,424 - Duncan? - What's he doin'? 252 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,636 - You really going after Deke, man? - Yeah. 253 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,804 Look, hoW many fingers do you see, huh? 254 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,224 Eight? TWelve? 255 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:37,061 All right, so I got a little double vision, but it's clearing up, Bill. 256 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,396 I gotta find my boy. 257 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,190 I gotta. 258 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:44,276 Anything could be going on out there. 259 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,612 Christ's sakes. 260 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,574 You leave without punching out, 261 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:54,036 you ain't never gonna have to punch out again, bubba. 262 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,582 Good. You leave me alone, fat fuck. 263 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,086 Yo! Leave him alone. 264 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,296 Or What? 265 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,924 Or I'll knock your teeth in... bubba. 266 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,569 Duncan, look out! 267 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,992 Oh, Jesus God! 268 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,708 It'll give you protection in time of danger. 269 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,210 It'll give you health in time of sickness. 270 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,796 It'll give you Leviticus-- 271 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,007 The Judges. 272 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,511 Cocksucker-- 273 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:59,643 Son of a bitch! Out of my Way, bitch! 274 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,729 Hah, fuck! 275 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,981 I'm gonna tear them off, boy! 276 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,451 Where the hell are you going, you drunk son of a bitch? 277 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,662 Get back inside, you idiot! 278 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,540 God damn it, you snotbag! Come on doWn! 279 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:24,793 You snotball! 280 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:29,173 You Want to rock and roll with me, pussbag? 281 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,970 Right here, you prick! You low-down scumball! 282 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,180 I got-- 283 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,723 Huh? 284 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,898 Get out of the way, you happy asshole! 285 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,107 Jesus! 286 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,118 This is Bubba Hendershot at the Dixie Boy. 287 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,494 Anybody reading me out there? 288 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,081 Come in. Come on in, Rusty! 289 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:47,543 No one. No one in the cab at all. 290 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,794 Horse puckey. 291 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,504 So what are we going to do now? Huh? 292 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:54,758 I don't knoW. 293 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,220 This is Bubba Hendershot at the Dixie Boy. 294 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:00,848 God damn it, Rusty! Come on in, boy! 295 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,435 Spread it on the ground next to him. 296 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,813 Hurry up, man! He's starting to draw flies. 297 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,947 What the hell you doing in there? 298 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,907 Changing. 299 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,493 That salesman had his hands all over me, and he's dead now. 300 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,287 I don't Want the smell of him on me. 301 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,789 I don't like it. 302 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,125 Jesus. 303 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,840 For Christ's sake, don't just stand there. 304 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,383 He's dripping all over my floor. 305 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,969 - Get him out of here. - Come on, man. Come on. 306 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,601 What the hell are you guys looking at? 307 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,522 - Nothing. - That's right-- nothing. 308 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,983 Well, then go look at it somewhere else. 309 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,740 Okay. 310 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,413 Well, them goddamn things 311 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:32,541 got no right to be running through this depot! 312 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,165 Where are they going, Curtis? 313 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,667 I don't knoW. 314 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,794 Greensboro, maybe. 315 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,379 Maybe Charlotte. 316 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,427 - Why? - Don't know. 317 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,433 Try the radio again. 318 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,155 Look out! 319 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,665 I think I just loaded my pants. 320 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,833 Curt? 321 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,543 Curtis! 322 00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:00,587 It's coming after us! 323 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,401 Look out, Curtis! It's gonna bump us! 324 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,539 Why is this happening? 325 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,190 Hang on! 326 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,830 Curtis, I kneW I should have never let you drive again! 327 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:26,047 Curtis! Make it stop bumping us! 328 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,072 - Curtis, What is going on?! - I don't know! 329 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,706 But I know we can call the police from that truck stop up there. 330 00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:40,789 Oh, my God. 331 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:45,919 "When we get to that truck stop, everything will be all right." Oh, yes. 332 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,758 What are you doing? 333 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,386 You see that gap? 334 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:58,139 The next time it comes around, I'm gonna shoot right through it. 335 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:01,852 No, you don't! They'll gang up on us and squash us! 336 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,645 I can do it! 337 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,690 Oh, so we can be inside where they are? 338 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,234 What do you think is gonna happen to us if we stay out here? 339 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,447 I'm scared. 340 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,203 Me, too. 341 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:23,623 Billy, come here and look at these fools! 342 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:29,504 - Now What? - They're dead. 343 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:30,839 - Yeah, maybe not. - Hey! 344 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,799 - Hey, don't go out there, man. - Don't, Joe. 345 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,634 Eat this. 346 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,261 Hang on tight. 347 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:03,288 Curtis, I'm upside down! I'm scratched up! 348 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,291 Where are you going? Will you get me out of here! 349 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,543 I'm caught in this goddamn seat belt. 350 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,295 I'm stuck! 351 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:13,381 I told you a thousand times they'd squash us! 352 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:16,217 Curtis, will you help me! 353 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,511 Watch that thing, Will you? That thing looks sharp. 354 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,221 Will you Watch that thing?! 355 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,724 Hey, you're not my Curtis. Where is my Curtis? 356 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:26,227 Oh, shit! I'm sick of this shit, you goddamn assholes. 357 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:29,397 Curtis, will you help me? Help me! 358 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,530 All right, bubba! 359 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,367 Stick this one up your oWn cheek! 360 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,330 Fuckin' truck's supposed to be depo'ed! 361 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:48,416 That one's deep po'ed for sure! 362 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,543 Reload me, Joey. Come on, reload me, boy. 363 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,096 NoW I'm set, bubba! Hoo ha! 364 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,640 - Come on! - Honey, run! 365 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,439 Oh, honey, you're bleeding like a stuck pig. 366 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:12,607 Where'd you get all that stuff? 367 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:16,361 - Oh, we got a whole bunch-- - Shut up, Joey. 368 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,447 Found it in my Christmas stocking, bubba. 369 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:24,452 Get inside. Come on, let's get inside. 370 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,187 Oh. 371 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,221 HoW are the lovebirds? 372 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,974 Heart rates are slowing down a little, I think. 373 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,101 That's good. 374 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,687 Mother's helper? 375 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,859 A girl hitching her way doWn to Florida needs some protection. 376 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:42,155 - Yeah? That's what you're doing? - Yeah. 377 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,409 That's What I was doing before every machine in the world 378 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:48,661 went into maximum overdrive. 379 00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,589 I'm scared. 380 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,602 If I put my arm around you... 381 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,396 would you stick me with that thing? 382 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:20,652 You don't stick a person with a straight razor. 383 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,737 It's more like... 384 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,741 And I wouldn't. 385 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,296 Okay. 386 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,548 Mmm... 387 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,720 Holy crow. 388 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,059 Joey? 389 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,811 Yeah. 390 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,772 Still here. 391 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,568 Tell me, man, 392 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:48,615 does he really got a lot of firepower down in the cellar? 393 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:51,743 Well, you heard him telling me to shut up, didn't you? 394 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:55,580 Come on, Joey. This is serious. 395 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,874 He's got a lot. 396 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,628 - Grenades? - Well... 397 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,297 Well, what else? FlamethroWers? Rifles? What? 398 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:09,093 You're going to get us in an awful lot of trouble, man. 399 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:15,183 In case you didn't realize it, buddy, we're already in trouble. 400 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,312 Talk to me, Joey. 401 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:25,652 Everything. He's got everything. 402 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,570 NoW go and leave me alone, Billy! 403 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:34,369 Holy shit! 404 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,079 You think he stole all this? 405 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,664 No. I think he bought it. 406 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,124 That's What a guy like him does. 407 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,834 Buys things. 408 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:45,797 Buy cheap and sell dear-- It's the American way. 409 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:51,844 Jesus Christ palomino. 410 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,180 This is cute, isn't it? 411 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,849 You find any money on him, bubba? 412 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,563 I don't knoW what to make of you, boy. 413 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,440 You're bright. I know you are. 414 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:08,111 Keep on being obtuse. 415 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:11,072 We don't want to steal anything. We just want to get out of here alive. 416 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:15,410 You messin' again, bubba, where you hadn't ought to be messin'. 417 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:18,579 Sometimes maybe even college boys don't learn their lessons 418 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,165 till they've had their chops busted a few times, do they? 419 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,960 You know What's going on outside, huh? You blind? 420 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:29,007 You tell little road twitch here about your illustrious career? 421 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:33,469 Oh, he's a blood-thirsty criminal, an all-right, regular John Dillinger. 422 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,179 God damn you. 423 00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:38,766 Couple of Charlotte cops caught him in this little bitty grocery store, 424 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:43,229 sack of money in his hand, thumb up his ass, big grin on his face. 425 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,815 You Want to get out of here, boy? One call, I'll get you out of here. 426 00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,358 Oh, yeah? Who you gonna call, huh? 427 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:49,652 The North Carolina State Police? 428 00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:52,113 NoW, listen, I don't want to play any goddamn games with you, Hendershot. 429 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:53,740 I just want to get the hell out of here. 430 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,034 I'm warning you, boy. 431 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:58,661 No, man. I'm warning you. 432 00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:08,463 When this thing is over, your ass is grass, boy. 433 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:11,883 Grass. You hear me? 434 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,429 Joey... 435 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,222 God damn you, Joey! 436 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,600 I told you to keep an eye on them keys! 437 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,769 I owed a guy some money. 438 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:29,192 I Was about 20 at the time. 439 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,527 Not real bright about most things. 440 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,613 - Hey, it's all right. - No, it's not. 441 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,744 You know, what gets to me is the stupidity. 442 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:47,710 The cops put that spotlight on me, and I just froze like a rabbit. 443 00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:50,588 Hey. Hey. 444 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,551 It's all right. 445 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,824 - I'll tell you one thing. - What's that? 446 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:03,161 You sure make love like a hero. 447 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,351 Wow. 448 00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:29,145 Look at that light. 449 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,732 - You know what I think? - What? 450 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,985 I think it's the comet. 451 00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:38,946 You know, we've been in its tail for almost 12 hours. 452 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:41,908 And if it is that comet that's making everything go crazy, 453 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,952 then all we've got to do is stay alive for the next seven days. 454 00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:47,705 No problem. 455 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,767 - I got an idea. - Hmm? 456 00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:21,072 Can you sail? 457 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:23,866 A little. Hobie cats and things like that. 458 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:27,119 Mmm, good deal. You know, I used to creW the big ones. 459 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:30,748 Sailboats-- no motors. 460 00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:32,291 - No motors? - Uh-uh. 461 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:35,002 Where would We go? 462 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:38,005 I've been thinking about this place called Haven. 463 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:41,968 NoW, it's an island about six miles off the coast. 464 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:46,097 And there aren't any motor vehicles allowed on the place, none whatsoever. 465 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:49,684 - None? - Uh-uh. 466 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,978 You know... 467 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:56,357 you are not only a hero, 468 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:58,484 You are a genius. 469 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,811 The whole goddamn world is going tits up. 470 00:54:33,895 --> 00:54:37,648 They can't. We made them! 471 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,735 NoW, look, honey, you've gone and hurt yourself. NoW, come on, sweet thing. 472 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,029 Don't you "sWeet thing" me! 473 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,239 - Now, Wanda June, baby-- - They can't. 474 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:48,200 We made them. 475 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:55,416 You can't! We made you! 476 00:54:57,210 --> 00:55:00,671 Where's your sense of loyalty? 477 00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,924 You pukey things! 478 00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:07,136 We made you! 479 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,139 We made you! 480 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:12,266 We made you! 481 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,394 We made you! 482 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,687 They can't! 483 00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:19,690 - We made them! We made them! - Hey, hey! 484 00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:36,999 Oh, God, not the dark! Please, God, don't! 485 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,545 I'm scared. 486 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,895 Man, stop With them damn spoons. 487 00:55:57,979 --> 00:55:59,897 It's safer than the jukebox. 488 00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:04,026 I like spoons. 489 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:08,197 Man, this here is one piece of shit. 490 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,950 Shit. 491 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:13,703 Damn trucks ain't never gonna let us out of here. 492 00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:19,667 Curtis. 493 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,506 Ah! Oh! 494 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,678 - Place your bets. - I don't usually play for peanuts. 495 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:34,557 - Come on. - Mmm. 496 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,016 I got to eat. 497 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:37,268 Deal, woman. 498 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,732 Hit me. 499 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:49,488 There's lots less of them. 500 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,490 Yeah. 501 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,702 Looks likes they're running dry. 502 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,539 I think they're pushing them in back. 503 00:56:58,623 --> 00:57:03,377 Maybe tomorrow it will be our world again. 504 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,255 I don't knoW. 505 00:57:06,339 --> 00:57:08,507 Was it ever? 506 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,676 I hate those fuckin' trucks. 507 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:13,179 I never did like trucks anyway. 508 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:16,265 Holy shit! 509 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,186 - What was that? - Help me! 510 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,689 Oh, God. That's that Bible salesman I rode in with. 511 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,066 There's some guy out there? 512 00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:30,946 Sweet Jesus! Help me! 513 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:36,368 Help me! 514 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:46,003 - Let's go get him. - No, you don't! 515 00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:48,672 You let some of those other big, strong men go out and get him. 516 00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,258 I didn't sign on here to be no hero. 517 00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,178 Yeah. 518 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:57,515 Hey, wait a second, wait a second, man. Hey, Wait up! 519 00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:01,060 See, it's like the old joke. You can't get there from here. 520 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:04,146 We gonna stand around and listen to him do that? 521 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:06,524 You know, I think there might be a Way to get to him. 522 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:07,668 NoW, that shower drain runs into the ditch where that guy is. 523 00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:09,044 Will we fit? 524 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,922 - One way to find out. - You boys are crazy. 525 00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:14,800 Curt! Curtis! 526 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,260 Curtis! 527 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,555 What are you doing? 528 00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,141 - I'll be right back. - You ain't going. 529 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,310 There's a man laying hurt out there, honey. 530 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,438 There's gonna be a man laying hurt in here if you don't quit this foolishness. 531 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,940 If it was your man out there, you'd Want someone to go, wouldn't you? 532 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,526 Well, it ain't. You're not going. 533 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:34,778 I'm going. 534 00:59:34,863 --> 00:59:38,282 Don't make me a Widow on my Wedding day, Curtis. 535 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,742 Okay. 536 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,038 No reason why we can't just scoot right across. 537 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:47,249 - Pick up your feet, try not to shuffle. - I can handle that. 538 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:51,921 You boys are just as crazy as a couple of rats in a plugged up shithouse. 539 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:54,340 And you, sir, are without a doubt 540 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:58,218 one of the biggest fuckheads I've ever met in my life. 541 00:59:58,303 --> 00:59:59,678 - Wish me luck. - Yeah. 542 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,972 You ready? Let's do it! 543 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,091 Good thing that one was out of gas. 544 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:40,469 What makes you so sure that it was? 545 01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,097 Look, I don't think we need to worry about that right now. 546 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,505 Right. 547 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,638 Move the lid. You ready? 548 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,265 One, two, three. 549 01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:38,068 Bombs away. 550 01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:49,163 - Think it'll hold? - Fucked if I knoW. 551 01:02:11,186 --> 01:02:12,478 - You okay? - Yeah. 552 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,730 Okay. Grab that bag. 553 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,815 Thanks. 554 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,443 Aw, geez. This sucker weighs a ton. 555 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:24,239 Oh, boy. 556 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:31,622 Great smell, huh? 557 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,834 - You okay? - Yeah. Uh-huh. 558 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,801 Wonder how many people have peed in this? 559 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:52,142 - Ha! Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 560 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:55,229 How's it taste? 561 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,189 Ha! 562 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:11,620 - Oh, shit. Hey, I'm sending you a friend. - Oh, shit! 563 01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:13,247 Get out of here! 564 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:58,834 Mister? 565 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:32,576 Help me! 566 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:33,785 HoW? 567 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,663 Pull me! Pull me! 568 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,373 I can't. You're too heavy. 569 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,292 Get me out of this ditch... 570 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:44,546 or by Jesus, I'll kill you! 571 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,764 Shit! What a great time. 572 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,766 I Wish I could do that every day. What a blast! 573 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:59,269 Bill! Bill! 574 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:00,771 - Bill! Help me, Bill! - Jesus Christ! 575 01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:02,064 - That's Deke. - Who? 576 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,775 Help me! 577 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,860 - Come on. - Please! Help me! 578 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,076 I'm stuck. Stop pulling me! 579 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,411 - He's dead. - Come on! Let's go! 580 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,873 He's dead! He's dead! He's dead! 581 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,169 I'm going! I'm going! 582 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,424 - Bill? You okay, bud? - Yeah. I'm okay. 583 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,510 Will you move your ass, for Christ's sake?! 584 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:41,478 Okay. 585 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,402 - Let's go. - Bill? 586 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,783 Bill? 587 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:57,077 Is my dad okay? 588 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,332 Come on. 589 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,212 Let's go, partner. 590 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:14,177 I think that truck got 'em, that's what I think. 591 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,763 I think they're dead. 592 01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:19,182 No, they're all right. 593 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:21,685 - Then where are they?! - There they are! Look! 594 01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:22,853 There. They just came out. 595 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:26,815 That ain't no salesman. That's Duncan's kid. 596 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,069 Go! Go! 597 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:40,120 Yeah! Whoo! 598 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:44,207 Ah! Yeah! 599 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,335 - Way to go, Billy! - Attaboy. 600 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:53,300 You ain't gonna be satisfied until you get 'em right in here with us, are you, bubba? 601 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:55,135 Cigar, Joey. 602 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,056 Mr. Hendershot, did you see how he nailed that big rig? 603 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,974 - Bill, you okay? - Yeah. 604 01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:02,225 HoW'd you find the kid? 605 01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:06,730 Bill? Where's my dad? 606 01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:12,611 Oh, Dun got scrubbed by one of them big boys out there. 607 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,071 Tough break, kid. 608 01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:16,406 You unbelievable shithead. 609 01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:25,707 Is it true? 610 01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:29,878 Is it true?! 611 01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:34,299 Yeah, it's true. 612 01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,182 No. No. 613 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,394 Hey. Hey, hey, Hey. No. No. 614 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:49,689 Nope. No. Hang on, man. Hang on, Deke. 615 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,274 - Mr. Hendershot... - Hang on, man... 616 01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:57,989 Just a little lesson in manners from the road twitch. 617 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:03,286 Hold on to me. 618 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:06,623 Hang on, Deke. 619 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:09,603 Bill! Bill! 620 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,021 - Bill, wake up. - Huh? 621 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:12,731 You gotta Wake up. There's something out there. 622 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,318 Come on, Bill, wake up. There's something out there. You gotta see this. 623 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:17,861 Come on. Wake up. 624 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,547 Come on. 625 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:39,090 It's right up here. 626 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:59,152 What the fuck's going on here?! 627 01:10:07,161 --> 01:10:08,662 NoW what? 628 01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:54,708 Holy God! 629 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,043 All right. 630 01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,588 All right! God damn it! 631 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,737 You Want a war? You got one. 632 01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:25,238 Hey, man, I Wouldn't do that. 633 01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:26,740 Shut up, bubba. 634 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,992 Shit! Get doWn! Whoa! 635 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,788 HoW'd you like that, chicken shit? 636 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,049 - Hendershot! - Oh, my Lord! 637 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,542 What the shit's going on, man? 638 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,503 - It stopped, man? - I don't know. 639 01:12:41,273 --> 01:12:43,900 You sons of bitches. 640 01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:11,261 Wanda, no! 641 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,263 - Sons of bitches! - Steve, no! 642 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:16,057 Wanda, no! Bill! God damn it! Let go of me! 643 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:19,602 We made you! Can't you understand?! 644 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:20,729 Wanda, no! 645 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:24,315 You can't do this! We made you! 646 01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:27,235 Wanda! 647 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,497 Wanda! Wanda! 648 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,166 That's Wanda June out there, man! 649 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,001 - That's Wanda June! - Deke. 650 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,129 Deke, God damn it, you're going to get killed. Stay doWn. 651 01:13:46,213 --> 01:13:47,630 It's right there. 652 01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:48,923 If it wants to waste us, it will. 653 01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:09,861 NoW what is it doing? 654 01:14:09,945 --> 01:14:11,946 It's Morse. 655 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,491 Bullshit. 656 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,534 No, really. I should know. 657 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,537 I got a merit badge in it this spring. 658 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:21,498 What's it sayin', kid? 659 01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,586 Give me a pen. I can't keep up with it. 660 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:47,315 Incredible. 661 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:49,150 They want us to feed them. 662 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,778 Feed 'em? fuck 'em! Let 'em starve. 663 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,279 Half of them's out of gas already. 664 01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:55,573 Ha! Let 'em starve. Won't take long. 665 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:03,540 We can't fill 'em anyway. 666 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:04,999 We ain't got no power. 667 01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:09,254 Oh. Shit. 668 01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:15,593 I'll be damned. I'm going to go turn on the pumps. 669 01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:19,222 Just hope none of them left home without their American Express cards. 670 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,394 Bill? Wait. 671 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:32,485 Wait! you can't do this. It's not a good idea. 672 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,196 It's like Neville Chamberlain giving in to the Nazis. 673 01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,866 I gotta shoW you something. Come here. 674 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:41,494 Okay. Now, you see that one? Right? 675 01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:42,745 - Yes, I do. - Okay. noW, look. 676 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,122 Here's the way I figure it. 677 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:45,915 The big guys, they're heavyweights, okay? 678 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,166 - Uh-huh. - They crash in here, 679 01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:49,127 they're going to break through the floor and end up in the cellar. 680 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:52,380 But that one, that bastard, ain't no reason why he couldn't call in 681 01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:55,633 a truck full of napalm and hose this place down. 682 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:58,553 Just take care of yourself, okay? 683 01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:01,389 What are you going to do, huh? Run me down? 684 01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:04,142 Shit, that'd be like a junkie trying to run down his connection. 685 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:22,095 All right, you bastard. 686 01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:26,641 Tell all your friends the main line is open. 687 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,479 I got the best shit on the East coast, practically uncut. 688 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:36,401 You got that, fuckface? 689 01:18:05,889 --> 01:18:08,016 This could be a very long day. 690 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:36,627 What's up, big guy? 691 01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:18,294 Shut up, already! 692 01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:20,254 I can only do it so fast! Here! 693 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,174 Here, suck on that! 694 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:30,681 I'll take over now. 695 01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:37,021 Thanks. 696 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,607 I hope they choke on it. 697 01:20:50,053 --> 01:20:53,014 Sorry, guys. 698 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:55,766 It was fun While it lasted, but we're all out. 699 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,417 What?! What do you Want?! 700 01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:34,639 What?! 701 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,849 - What's it doing? - I don't know. 702 01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:49,213 Hey, Billy? Come on. I'll take over here. 703 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,716 He's all done, man. 704 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:55,303 - They don't understand. - What's that, Billy? 705 01:22:55,387 --> 01:23:00,141 HoW it is to get tired. HoW a man gets tired. 706 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,104 Why should they? Come on. 707 01:23:05,188 --> 01:23:10,026 - If you need any help, call me. - I will. Come on, man. 708 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,823 We've been putting stuff down in the cellar. 709 01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:18,200 The kid says there's a big sewer pipe doWn there. 710 01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:21,787 He couldn't get in because of the wire and shit, but we can use it to get out. 711 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,956 Yeah. 712 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,546 Looks like the coffee break's over. 713 01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:33,174 His master's voice. 714 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:36,510 Go on, Billy. Go on in and lay doWn now. 715 01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:37,928 All right. 716 01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:52,568 It is the comet, you knoW. It's a broom. 717 01:23:52,652 --> 01:23:55,571 - What? - Broom. 718 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:05,081 Imagine you're... you're a race of aliens, right? 719 01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:09,752 And you're looking for a new place to live. 720 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:14,715 So you're looking for a planet, like you and I, you know? 721 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,804 Like We'd look for a new place to live, a new house or something. 722 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:23,015 So here's Earth, 723 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:27,603 and it's like this big ol' house. 724 01:24:27,687 --> 01:24:30,773 And it's kind of polluted... 725 01:24:33,985 --> 01:24:36,404 dirty and smokey... 726 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:40,366 grease on the walls, soot in the chimney... 727 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:46,122 - and they send in... - Shh. 728 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:50,126 Their interstellar house cleaners. 729 01:24:50,210 --> 01:24:51,877 Send in their broom. 730 01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,467 Sweep us all up. 731 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,056 That's What it is-- a broom, 732 01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:07,726 using our own machines to sweep us right up. 733 01:25:23,827 --> 01:25:24,827 Hey, mister! 734 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:27,913 Mister! 735 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:32,168 Come over here. 736 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,221 HoW you doing? 737 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:46,682 Tired and I'm scared. 738 01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:48,350 Well, I got us a plan. 739 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,106 Come on with that thing already. 740 01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:55,733 Son of a bitch. 741 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:02,281 We ain't never gonna get out of here, are We? Really. 742 01:26:02,365 --> 01:26:04,450 Whoa! Whoa! Cool it, champ. 743 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:06,577 Little people business to take care of. 744 01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:08,662 Something you wouldn't understand. 745 01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:14,710 NoW, when I say run, you run, okay? 746 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:16,086 Whatcha gonna do? 747 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,255 Don't worry about it. Just run, okay? 748 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,841 Whatcha gonna do, huh? 749 01:26:24,054 --> 01:26:25,262 Run! 750 01:26:35,982 --> 01:26:39,527 I ain't never seen a hero with his ass in the air like that. 751 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,159 Hi, babe. 752 01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:01,131 I bet there's spiders down there. 753 01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:04,218 Oh, I hate anything with more than four legs. 754 01:27:04,302 --> 01:27:05,761 - Mm-hmm. - I can't do this! 755 01:27:05,845 --> 01:27:08,138 I'm just-- Oh, don't drop me now! 756 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:09,723 I'm delicate now. 757 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:12,142 I'm just gonna tell Curtis if you drop me! 758 01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:21,068 Oh, my God, look at me! I am a mess! 759 01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,156 - You gotta stay down. - Dang it, Curtis, 760 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:28,158 when do we get out of here? 761 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,077 Just come on. Move over this way. 762 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,128 Holy shit! 763 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:44,133 - Stay down, bubba. - Oh, my Lord in Heaven! 764 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:49,323 Jesus! He's coming, and he is pissed. 765 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:08,926 Can We get out of here? 766 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,303 Yeah, Bill, I think it's time to get out of here. 767 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:12,680 Let's go, gang! 768 01:29:48,299 --> 01:29:49,425 Oh, my God. 769 01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:52,511 Pshew! That son of a bitch is going up, isn't it? 770 01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,106 Good God Almighty. 771 01:30:04,190 --> 01:30:06,316 Let's move it. Come on, guys. Let's go. 772 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,444 Come on, come on! Go! Go! Go! 773 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,585 - How far, Bill? - To the marina? 774 01:31:06,669 --> 01:31:09,046 We're close-- about a half mile. 775 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,256 Humans here. Humans here. 776 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:14,051 Humans here. Humans here. Humans here. 777 01:31:14,135 --> 01:31:17,971 Humans here. Humans here. Humans here. Humans here. 778 01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:22,226 Humans here. Humans here. Humans here. Humans here. 779 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:23,519 Humans here. Humans here... 780 01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:25,813 This is for my dad, you loudmouth son of a bitch. 781 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:37,574 I don't Want this anymore. 782 01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:51,004 - I got him! - Curt! 783 01:31:51,089 --> 01:31:53,215 Curtis! 784 01:32:13,403 --> 01:32:14,862 Hurry. 785 01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:15,988 Come on. Shake a leg. 786 01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:23,370 That's it, right there. 787 01:32:23,454 --> 01:32:25,455 That's the one I was thinking about. 788 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,541 Well, we better hurry up. It's getting light. 789 01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:57,195 Come on, come on! Hustle, hustle, hustle! 790 01:32:57,280 --> 01:32:58,947 Bill? Where's Brad? 791 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:26,975 Adios, motherfucker! 792 01:33:28,853 --> 01:33:31,355 Whoo! Yeah! Whoa! 793 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:39,446 Yeah! Yeah! 794 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:56,672 Brett! Mother's helper! 795 01:33:59,592 --> 01:34:01,760 Come here! Somebody help me With this thing. 796 01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:21,113 You think we're going to be all right? 797 01:34:23,324 --> 01:34:25,617 Deke, I know everything's going to be all right. 798 01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:54,062 Curtis, when can we get off this boat? 799 01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:56,940 You know I get seasick! 800 01:34:58,568 --> 01:35:00,944 Oh, I think I'm gonna woof my cookies.