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Better here?

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Or better here?

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Better here?
Or better here?

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You don't want to be
walking around blind

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at Christmas, Mrs. Ryor.
Help me out.

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I don't
need glasses.

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You need binoculars.
We're settling for glasses.

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Better one...

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Glasses will
make me look old.

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Try these.

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I look hot.

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Evening,
Father Bruce.

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Hello,
Dr. Finch.

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Hello, Mrs. Patterson.
Hello, Dr. Finch.

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Dr. Finch!

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Hello, Gustave, Gerta.

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I'd love to chat
and so,

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but you know how focused
Gerta gets on our runs.

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Oh, Gerta!

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Auf Wiedersehen.

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Auf Wiedersehen. You should
maybe get that looked at.

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And start wearing
some padding.

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Gut, gut, gut.

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Yes, well, I'm sure it's
more fun your way, Arturo,

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but I need you to
hang the decorations,

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not just chuck 'em up there
and hope they stick.

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Hey. Steve.

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Mayor Young.

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What do you think?
Lookin' good.

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Thank you.

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Is that...
Is that an angel on top?

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It's supposed to be, but we
couldn't find one big enough.

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Fortunately my wife has
a porcelain doll collection,

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so she lent us
her Marilyn Monroe.

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Nice touch.
Looks good.

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Yeah. Don't go overboard with the lights
though. We don't want to seem tacky.

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Whatever you say, Steve.
Winterfest is your baby. Hey, hey.

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We got any big surprises
this year?

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Come on. Come on. Nobody keeps a
secret better than me. For instance...

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I know for a fact,

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Sheriff Dave
is a cross-dresser.

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I never told a soul.

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Until today.

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Hi, honey. I'm home.

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It's the raw
quail eggs, isn't it?

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It's the texture, right?
The grainy, slimy, milky...

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Can you taste the curry?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Gee, I sure hope
there's more of that.

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You are such a bad liar.

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I knew it was awful.
It's awful, right?

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Yeah.

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Who wants pizza?

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My life just isn't working
out the way I thought it would.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, honey,
you don't mean that.

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I'm 10, and what have
I really accomplished?

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A half season
of soccer.

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Cleared legendary
mode of Halo.

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A lackluster stint
in the Cub Scouts.

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Hey. Hey.
Guess what day it is.

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Come on. Guess.

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Maddy.

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I don't know,
and I don't care.

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Wrong.

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It's December 1.

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Oh!

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Time to break out
the Christmas calendar.

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Yes.
This is a busy time of year,

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so we have to
have a game plan.

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Okay. December 3,
we hang the wreath.

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You just get so intense
about Christmas.

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I'm not intense.
I'm just extremely organized.

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When you're talking about
Christmas caroling,

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you shouldn't have to use
the term "flanking maneuver. "

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Look. Look, I know it's
only December 1... Uh-huh.

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...but I have all the planning
to do for the Winterfest.

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You have a cookbook to write.
The kids have school.

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It all goes by
so quickly.

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Before you know it,
Christmas will be over.

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Yeah, but that doesn't mean that
we have to plan every second.

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Look. My dad dragged me from
one air force base to another.

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Christmas was not
a priority for him.

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We...
We didn't even have a tree.

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Well, I want things to
be different for my kids.

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I want them to have big family
traditions, year after year,

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that they can count on
and... And look forward to.

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You're right.

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I'm gonna try to
be more supportive.

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Well, you should be.

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Madison is a loner.
She has hardly any friends.

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Carter's a 10-year-old
boy with a midlife crisis.

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Let's face it. Our
kids are a little weird.

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Well, I think this year they
need Christmas more than ever.

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You're right.

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I'm sorry. You're right.

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Snowmen, eggnog, caroling,
we're gonna do it all, okay?

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Okay.

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And I don't
write cookbooks.

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What?

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You always say that I write
cookbooks, but I don't.

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I just edit
other people's recipes,

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and then I compile them into
cookbooks that nobody buys.

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Then write your own.
Oh, great.

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So all the rejection would just
be more personal? No, thank you.

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Well, I think you should.
Really?

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Yeah. I think you could.
Really?

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Sure.

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What is that?

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Is it a truck?

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I don't know.

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Ooh, it looks like
we have new neighbors.

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Who moves in the middle
of the night? A meth lab?

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How bad could it be?

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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Oh! Oh! Ow!

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Whoa, big guy.

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Take it easy.
Hot, hot. Hot.

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You're spazzin' out on me.
You're havin' a seizure.

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Oh. I got Tasered once.
It looked exactly like that.

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And I'm man enough
to say I wet myself.

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Who are you?

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I'm Buddy Hall. We just
moved in across the street.

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You don't happen to
have a cat, do you? No.

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Oh, good. Because I was
moving in last night,

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I accidentally dropped
a fridge on one.

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Thank God most
of it got away.

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Buddy!
Tia!

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Come on over and meet...
Hey.

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What's your name?
Finch. Steve Finch,

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but this isn't
really a very good time.

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Come and meet Steve.

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Good morning!
Hi.

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Oh, well, Steve, you have
a way with the ladies.

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Thanks.
Oh, um, thank you.

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My wife, Kelly.
This is Buddy.

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Kelly. Very nice
to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.
Honey,

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I measured. The ceiling's
too low in the bedroom.

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We're gonna have to
get a shorter pole.

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Morning.
Hi.

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Oh, what'd he do,
try to steal your paper?

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No. I was just
being neighborly.

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Oh, leave you alone
for five minutes...

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Looks like
we got a visitor.

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Oh!

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Don't put the little
guy away on my account.

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Tia, this is Kelly.
Kelly, this is Tia.

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Hi. So nice to meet you.
Hi.

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You too.

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You have kids, right?
We do.

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Why don't you
come on over,

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and we should talk about maybe
starting a carpool or somethin'.

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That sounds great.

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Welcome.
Thank you.

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Bye.

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Hey.

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Here. Watch out. It's hot.

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Ah! Ah!
Hot, hot, hot.

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Mmm. It's good.

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I can't believe
you're making me do this.

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We're just gonna
stop and say hello.

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Come on in. It's open.

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Hello?

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Oh. Good. Oh, honey, could you come
over here and give me a little boost?

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Oh, sure.
Seriously, sweetie.

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I'm about to
break my neck here.

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Just yank it up there. Yeah.
Just... Yeah. A little bit harder.

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Oh.
More. Up.

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There you go.

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Whoo! That's one way
to get acquainted, huh?

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Oh, uh, these are for you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, I love blueberry.

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Right to the hip.

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And who do
we have here?

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This is Madison.

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Say hello, Madison.

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Hello, Madison.

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She's 15.
You know how they get.

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You're kidding me.
Fifteen?

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My girls are 15.

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Girls, get your butts down
here! We've got company!

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Carter. Carter.

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You're staring.

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Oh. Oh.

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Sorry about that. I used
to do a little modeling.

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Mostly for art classes
at the community college.

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That's how I met Buddy.

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Really. Was he an artist?

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Nah. They caught him peeking
in through the windows.

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That...
That's such a sweet story.

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You know, I just got
so tired of dating boys.

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No offense.
Mmm.

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Then one day
I met Buddy, and

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he just swept me
right off my feet.

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Oh.

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Oh, there you are.

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These are my babies,
Ashley and Emily.

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Hi, girls.
Hi.

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This is Madison,
and this is Carter.

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Hi.

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You know, you girls will probably
be in a lot of the same classes.

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Great.
Are there any hot guys?

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Uh...

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Yeah, but, you know,
they're all enormous tools.

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Really?
Will you introduce us?

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Oh!
Kelly, thank you.

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That has been in
my family for years.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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It ought to be.

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It's worth more than this
entire house put together.

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Let me just find
a safe place for it,

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and we'll see about
getting these kids to school.

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I can drop them at school if
you want to stay and unpack.

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Really?

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Sure.
You'd do that for me?

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Yeah. No problem.
I'll just...

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I'll bring the car around
while they get dressed.

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Oh, they are dressed.
Trust me.

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This is more clothes than
they've worn in months.

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Can I live here?

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Get in the car.

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You got
a fake I. D?

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Uh. No. No.

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Don't worry.
We can make you one.

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Nice girls.

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You kidding me? I pray
every day for the strength

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not to run over the both
of them with a truck.

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Have a nice day!

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All right. Listen up,
you guys. We just got in

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a new shipment
of Aspens.

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And I want you to sell three
for me by lunchtime. All right.

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What, are you kidding?

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Hey. We got a new salesman.
Buddy Hall over here.

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Let's make him
feel welcome.

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Come on. Yeah.
How you doin'?

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All right.
All right. All right.

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Hi.

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Welcome aboard.

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Sell, sell, sell.
All right.

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Okay.

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Oh, this
is gonna be good. Oh!

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Oh.
Buddy!

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00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,644
Hey. You, uh...

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00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,729
Gee, you ready
to sell some cars?

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Me? I'm a born
car salesman.

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00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,733
But I was
thinking today that

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maybe I would just
kind of ease into it.

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You know,
get a feeling for the place.

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Yeah, well... Well, you see
that tire-kicker right there?

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He's all yours.

255
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,868
Hmm.

256
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,328
I don't know. I...

257
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,705
I got a thousand bucks
says you can't sell him.

258
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,165
Let me in
on that action.

259
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,792
You know...
Thousand bucks?

260
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,085
...let's just
make it three.

261
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,545
Three?
Three g's.

262
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,174
All right.
You guys are asking for it.

263
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,637
There's one born
every minute. Come on.

264
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,890
Ted, this is genius.

265
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,852
You can't let these new
guys get into a rhythm.

266
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,396
I'm telling you, boys.
From this day forward,

267
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:54,898
we own that guy.

268
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,359
There we go.
The brush-off.

269
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,361
That's the brush-off.
The brush-off. Okay.

270
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,661
We got ya!

271
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,829
Are you okay?

272
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,998
You walked face-first
into that buzz saw.

273
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,252
Money on my desk by the
end of the day. No checks.

274
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,423
That... That's
not possible.

275
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,717
Mr. Murray
owns the dealership.

276
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,475
I just bought
one of my own cars.

277
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:36,064
And the worst part
is I paid sticker.

278
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:42,946
Hey, girls.

279
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,406
Hey, Dad.
Hi, Dad.

280
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,585
And?

281
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,880
Sold a car
the first five minutes!

282
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,508
Buddy, no!
Oh, my God!

283
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,593
Told you things were
gonna work out. Yeah, yes.

284
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,386
Oh, baby. I'm so proud
of you. It's great.

285
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,347
Great, great,
great, great, great.

286
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,308
Yeah. Mmm.
It's great. Mmm.

287
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,101
Buddy.

288
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,394
Buddy?

289
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,854
Buddy.
Yeah.

290
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,439
Bud.
I know.

291
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,150
Don't you even...
You always do this.

292
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,402
You start out great.
You lose interest.

293
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,989
And the next thing you know, I'm
up to my neck in cardboard boxes.

294
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,867
No, it's great.
I'm a car salesman.

295
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,577
Hey. That's a good job.

296
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,287
It's a great job.
Great job.

297
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,997
Car salesman.
Yes.

298
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,625
Carpets. Uh, copiers.

299
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,669
Futons.

300
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,798
It's all the same.

301
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,592
I don't know.
I was just hoping that,

302
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,428
you know, one day
I'd do something big.

303
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,139
Something important.

304
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,559
Something monumental.

305
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,436
You are. You're going to
pay off our monumental debt.

306
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,315
Buddy, you promised me.

307
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,069
Oh. Well, I will
keep my promise.

308
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,320
That was a little...

309
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,572
Everything's
gonna be great.

310
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,699
Oh, yes.

311
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,410
Daddy.
Daddy, come look.

312
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,953
We got something real cool.

313
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,705
Oh, the honeys.

314
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,332
Hey, Dad.
Mmm.

315
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,335
You're sweet. Mmm!

316
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,254
What do you
got goin' here?

317
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,714
It's My Earth.

318
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,257
My Earth?
You type in an address,

319
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,427
and you can see every house
in the country from space.

320
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,928
Really?
Mm-hmm.

321
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:33,181
Emily's already used it to track the,
like, five hottest guys in school.

322
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,392
Yeah, Dad. Three of them
live two blocks from here.

323
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,145
Wow. That's more math
than you've done in years.

324
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,896
Did it hurt?
Loser.

325
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,858
Easy. You can see
every house from space?

326
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,568
Yeah.
Let's see.

327
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,660
Where's our house?

328
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,287
Oh, you can't
see our house.

329
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,830
But you can
see the neighbors'.

330
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,790
That figures.
We're invisible.

331
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,751
Buddy, trash.

332
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Mmm.

333
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,129
Hmm.

334
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,381
Space, huh?

335
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,227
Of course you can see
the big house.

336
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,213
See it from space.

337
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,425
I'll light it up.

338
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,100
Not gonna be
invisible anymore.

339
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,985
3:00 in the morning.

340
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,570
Unbelievable.

341
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,289
Oh, man.

342
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,626
Buddy.

343
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,462
Buddy.
Hey, Steve.

344
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,132
Do you have any idea
what time it is?

345
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,509
What's the matter? All the
clocks in your house busted?

346
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,678
No, I know
what time it is.

347
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,596
Oh. What, did ya

348
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,099
just need an excuse to come
over here in your underwear?

349
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,059
No. No.
I was being sarcastic.

350
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,979
Oh. Well,
you gotta know that stuff

351
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,314
like that just goes
right over my head.

352
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,441
Here. Hold these things.

353
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,567
I want to strand them out.

354
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,735
No. I will not
hold on to this.

355
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,280
That's why I came over here.
You're making all kinds of noise.

356
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,866
Do you have any idea
how bright your house is?

357
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,160
Yeah. It's pretty
damn bright.

358
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,954
Look at that. Whoo!

359
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,459
Oh. Is that what's
bothering you? The lights?

360
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,627
Yes. That's right.
Oh, I'm sorry.

361
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,963
I didn't mean it. I'll
turn them off. Thank you.

362
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,673
Oh.
Thank you.

363
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,799
Steve.

364
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,178
Are we gonna be friends?

365
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,473
Because, you know, we just
moved into the neighborhood, and

366
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,560
boy, it would be bad if I
ticked off the only guy I know.

367
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,188
That would kill me.

368
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,107
Well, maybe I overreacted
a little bit.

369
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,736
Ah, you know, I can be
a real jerk sometimes.

370
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,822
Maybe we should just
start completely over.

371
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,868
Buddy Hall. And you are?

372
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,120
No. I didn't mean
we should literally.

373
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,081
I was...
I was speaking metaphorically.

374
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,209
Pew!

375
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,294
That's it. I don't...

376
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,506
Sometimes
my stupidity astounds me.

377
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,719
I got an idea.
How about if you and I

378
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,846
come up with
a series of hand signals,

379
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,098
so I'll know when
you're gonna talk weird?

380
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,894
I'll see you tomorrow.

381
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,775
This is gonna be good.
Come on. It's so late.

382
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,444
Get that satellite image
up that you had before.

383
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,613
Go on. Here. Honey,
you sit here. Really?

384
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,782
Yeah. Sit right
there and watch. Yeah.

385
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,867
There's so many buttons.
I'll do it. Move.

386
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,787
Do it. Do it. Okay. You
do it. Where you going?

387
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,872
Stick around.
I want you to see this.

388
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,207
You still can't see it.

389
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,291
You're gonna miss it.

390
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,043
Sorry, Daddy. What do
you mean you can't see it?

391
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,921
It's impossible. I put
so many more lights on.

392
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,298
Oh, honey, you're gonna
get it. You'll get it.

393
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,597
I gotta go bigger.

394
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,149
Oh, hi.

395
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,401
Can you order me
more of these?

396
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,694
Sure.

397
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,778
Yeah?
Yeah.

398
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,822
What's that?

399
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,158
You're gonna love this.

400
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,999
It's a horse-drawn sleigh.

401
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,876
Don't see many of
these around anymore.

402
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,043
No, you don't.

403
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,253
Nice.

404
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,798
I'll take it!

405
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,301
No.
Come on.

406
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,427
No.
Why?

407
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,220
Get away from me with that.
What do you mean?

408
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,972
I'm serious.
I'll call Child Services.

409
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,765
One look at that,
and they will put you away.

410
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,976
Maddy. Maddy. We...

411
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,021
We always wear matching sweaters
for the family Christmas card.

412
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,774
Come on.
It's all right. Huh? Please?

413
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,152
Hmm? Look, huh?

414
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,989
Please.

415
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,033
Are we ready?

416
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,576
There. You see?
Mom's wearing hers.

417
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,120
Okay.
Mom's old and married.

418
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,622
All right? She doesn't
need the self-esteem.

419
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,165
I still have
something to live for.

420
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,667
It's true.
Madison's right.

421
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,170
She's got her whole life
ahead of her.

422
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,006
That's more than I can say
for some of us.

423
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,300
Come on.
He does this every year.

424
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,427
He starts acting all depressed
so people feel bad for him

425
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,845
and buy him
bigger presents.

426
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,097
Hey. The new
neighbors have reindeer.

427
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,058
Reindeer?

428
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,559
Wait. Wait. Wait.

429
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,605
Hey, Steve.
What do you think?

430
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,690
Oh, my God.

431
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,902
It's so cute. Where in
the world did you find it?

432
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,780
Eugene Young down at the
hardware store sold it to him.

433
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,906
Isn't it beautiful?

434
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,115
Beautiful.

435
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,242
Yes. And...
And these horses.

436
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,204
These horses... I...
I especially like the way

437
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,289
you've duct-taped
the antlers to their heads.

438
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:35,460
Yeah, well, apparently, reindeer
are not indigenous to the region.

439
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,295
That sweater is really cool.

440
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,630
Yeah.
Is it Marc Jacobs?

441
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,006
Oh.

442
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,925
You know, I'm not sure.
I have so many,

443
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,885
it's kind of hard to
keep track these days.

444
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,681
Well, this has been fun.

445
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,808
So, let's go... Let's
go take the picture, huh?

446
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,267
Wait. What picture?

447
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,894
Are you talking about your
Christmas picture? Mm-hmm.

448
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,646
You should take it
here in the sled.

449
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:55,981
That's a great idea!
Oh, yeah.

450
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:59,150
No, that's a horrible idea because

451
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,111
we always take our picture
in front of the fireplace.

452
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,445
It's a tradition.

453
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,823
But wouldn't it be nice to
try something new this year?

454
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,741
I don't think so. No.
Here's a hat.

455
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,493
No. Take the picture in the sled.

456
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,661
Oh, no, no.

457
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:10,912
Put the Santa suit on.
Yes, no.

458
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,288
You're gonna take
the picture in the sled.

459
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,415
That's silly.

460
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,499
That's the way
to do it.

461
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,625
It's adorable.

462
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,335
Carter, get out
of that right now.

463
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,171
Also, we should keep our
voices down a little bit because

464
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,882
I found these horses on
the outskirts of town,

465
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,593
and between you and me,
they look a little skittish.

466
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,013
You found these horses?
Yeah.

467
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,180
Carter...

468
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,432
No, no.... out of that death trap now!

469
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,892
Come on. All right, Carter. Let's go.

470
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,811
Give me the reins. Give me
the reins. Come on, Carter.

471
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,604
Let go of the reins.

472
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,904
Whoa! Whoa!

473
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,239
Oh, my God!
Let's go.

474
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,782
Honey!
Steve!

475
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,702
Honey!

476
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,455
Run, run, run, run!
Honey!

477
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,166
Whoa! Stop, horses!
Whoa! Whoa!

478
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,043
Oh, sh... Whoa!

479
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,795
Whoa!

480
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,757
That's not good.

481
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:06,801
Whoa! Whoa!

482
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,889
How do you steer this thing?

483
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,475
Whoa!

484
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,522
Out of the way!
Out of the way!

485
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,066
Whoa!

486
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,525
Oh, Mrs. Ryor!

487
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,069
Whoa.

488
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,653
Oh, oh. Fifi!

489
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,574
Whoa. Whoa.

490
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,370
Whoa! Whoa!

491
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,667
Ah.

492
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,295
Oh, my!

493
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,465
Whoo. Whoo.

494
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,677
Santa! He's real!

495
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,889
I knew it! I knew it!

496
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,311
Ow!

497
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,190
Ah!

498
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,651
Ooh!

499
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:09,948
Oh!

500
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,825
Oh, boy!

501
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,055
Oh. He's coming to.

502
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,432
I think he's
gonna be all right.

503
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,893
Where am I?

504
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:43,314
We're in the backseat of your wife's
car on the way to the hospital.

505
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,399
You warming up?

506
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,567
Yeah.

507
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,029
Where are my clothes?

508
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:53,741
You were freezing to death.
We had to get you out of them.

509
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,121
Where are
your clothes?

510
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,666
I had to get your body temperature
up, so I stripped us both down

511
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,252
and zipped us into
this sleeping bag.

512
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,423
Trust me. It works. I've
done it a half a dozen times.

513
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,306
Calm down. Calm down.

514
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,520
The doctor said he
probably saved your life.

515
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,148
Which is only fair,
since he's the one

516
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,525
who almost got me
killed in the first place.

517
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,028
Oh, this used to be such
a nice, quiet neighborhood.

518
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,156
Look at it now. People
driving by all night.

519
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,746
You see that?

520
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,373
You see that? I think he's
tapping into our power.

521
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:46,044
Yes. And in the process, he
is stealing our very souls.

522
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,379
Well, how do you think he's
powering all those lights of his?

523
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,340
Honey, I really think
you're wrong about him.

524
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,383
Look at what
he dropped off.

525
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,718
He knew we didn't
get a chance to take

526
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,136
a picture for
our Christmas card,

527
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,805
so look what he made from a
picture he took at the hospital.

528
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,391
That's you,
with the blue lips.

529
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,476
Yeah.

530
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,771
Yeah. And a cute little oxygen
tube coming from your nose.

531
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,023
Yeah. I picked up
on that. Thanks.

532
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,777
Come on now. That is a nice
gesture, don't you think?

533
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:11,986
Okay.

534
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,282
Okay. Yeah, maybe. I don't
know. Maybe. I don't know.

535
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,535
I think that we should take
them with us to get the tree.

536
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,371
No!
Yes.

537
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,498
'Cause I really
like Tia.

538
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,333
She's taken a real
interest in my cookbooks.

539
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,920
And you just need to find a
way to get along with Buddy.

540
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,047
Okay. But he's not
touching any of my trees.

541
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,341
Okay, fine. But they're coming with us.

542
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,385
Hey, Mom.
Hi, sweetie.

543
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,680
Hey, Dad.
I was thinking.

544
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,307
Maybe you could take me
Christmas shopping for Mom.

545
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,143
We could go to the mall
and wander around...

546
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,228
Oh! And we can
get hot chocolate!

547
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,396
You know what?

548
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,897
Already taken care of.

549
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,650
You're getting her a really nice
sweater that I ordered from a catalog.

550
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:51,859
Oh.

551
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,279
I guess that means we don't
have to go to the mall together.

552
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,571
Yeah. Isn't that great?

553
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,032
That place is an insane
asylum this time of year.

554
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,208
A little more power.

555
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:11,713
Did you see that?

556
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,881
Yeah.
You did?

557
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,288
Come on, kids.
Carter, come on.

558
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,876
Oh. You guys have
your own lot. "Private. "

559
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,712
Yes. Isn't it great? Steve's
been working on it for years.

560
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,505
So nice.
We love it.

561
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,883
Oh, this is amazing,
honey. Look.

562
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,761
Wow.
Whoa.

563
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,472
It's a nice tree, honey.
What have you got here?

564
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,265
Nice? It's perfect.

565
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,601
A 12-foot Silver Noble.

566
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,771
Yes, sir. This is the way
God intended trees to look.

567
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,899
What do you do? Chop
'em down or launch 'em?

568
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,318
Laugh all you want,

569
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,820
but I got the next five years
of trees all lined up.

570
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,781
And each one of
them is perfect.

571
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,617
No twisted trunks,
no bald spots.

572
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,287
Well, it's certainly a dandy
tree. I'll give you that.

573
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,373
Honeys, let's go.

574
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,582
Yeah, Dad.
Let's find a really big one.

575
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,792
Yeah.

576
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,085
But it has to be pretty.

577
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,419
Hey.

578
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,256
The last ones
to the car are losers.

579
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,387
Please.
It's not like it's a race.

580
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,263
Give me the ax, Carter.
No way he beats us.

581
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:46,432
Honey, you said
he could cut it down.

582
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,935
Well, he can do it next year.
Come on. Give me the ax.

583
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,105
It's all right, sweetheart. Come on.

584
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,606
What's the record?

585
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,732
Wow, Dad.

586
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:57,735
I think I wrote it down in my
diary, but I must have forgot.

587
00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,988
Ha-ha. Very funny. But we'll be
halfway home by the time he...

588
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,832
Does anyone smell gas?

589
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,377
Well, it's probably me,
but cut me some slack.

590
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,421
I'm swinging
pretty hard.

591
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,052
Oh, my God!
Mom.

592
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,598
Sweetheart, do something.

593
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,475
What?
What happened?

594
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,519
You're gonna ruin the
forest. What's happened?

595
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,354
What's happening?
I don't know.

596
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,522
It's got the fence too.

597
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:35,690
The trees.

598
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,276
The little one.
The little one.

599
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,288
Fifteen years.

600
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,290
Fifteen years
I've been growing those trees.

601
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:56,169
He obviously didn't mean to do
it, honey. It was an accident.

602
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,796
He did offer to cut
you down a tree, Dad.

603
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:02,592
Finches always have a Silver
Noble tree. It's a tradition.

604
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:04,594
And thank God
they had one left.

605
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,512
You get the tree, Son.

606
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,806
Go right between the cars.
Okay.

607
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,642
All right, here we go.
Keep it up. That's a girl.

608
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,686
Oh, boy.

609
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,151
I'm pretty sure you broke the
record cutting this one down, Dad.

610
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,909
Better there?

611
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,580
Better one.
Better two.

612
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,624
Hey! Hi, guys!

613
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,167
Hi, guys!

614
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,419
Hi! Thanks for coming!
Merry Christmas!

615
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,837
Merry Christmas!

616
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:46,344
Oh, honey, the girls are having so
much fun showing everybody the lights.

617
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,346
I pray to God that's all
they're showing 'em.

618
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,722
You coming out?

619
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,182
Gonna run
a sequencer on the lights.

620
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,892
Buddy.
Synchronize it to the music.

621
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,602
Are you deaf?

622
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,312
These people are
depending on me

623
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:57,772
to give 'em
something amazing.

624
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,649
That's just what I'm gonna do.

625
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,276
Aah! Aah!
Is it me? Oh, G...

626
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,821
Probably a good idea to have
a fire extinguisher around.

627
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,114
You think?
Mmm.

628
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,038
Ah, no.

629
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,458
More lights? No.

630
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,173
Buddy! Buddy?

631
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,133
Hey, what are you doing?

632
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,385
Hi, Steve.

633
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,844
Getting more lights?

634
00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,388
Yeah. Is that your
shop across the street?

635
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,973
This is wrong.
All this has to go back.

636
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,558
Just the man
I needed to see.

637
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,601
What do you think of the tree
for Winterfest?

638
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,436
Well...
Actually, Steve,

639
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:41,107
I was talking to Buddy here.
After all, he is the expert.

640
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,442
Come on.
Would you have a look?

641
00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:46,487
Watch my stuff, Steve.
Now...

642
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,781
Folks,
everything's free today.

643
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:49,991
Anything you want.
It's all free.

644
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:53,452
I love the colored strands of
lights. The spacing is great.

645
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,829
Thank you.

646
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:55,955
The ornaments
well dispersed.

647
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:57,832
Oh, yes.

648
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:02,003
I see you're using
my bulb of choice, the C-9.

649
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:07,008
Very nice! That adds a lot of
class to that tree. I love it.

650
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,801
Thank you!
Really good.

651
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,928
He likes it!
Hey, Steve.

652
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,764
That... That is a tree. Yes, it is.

653
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:14,974
Huh?
Yeah.

654
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,810
Listen, we need
to get something straight.

655
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,521
Around here
I'm the Christmas guy.

656
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,273
Really?
Yeah. Yeah.

657
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,858
It's kinda my thing.

658
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,944
Uh, Chris has
Memorial Day,

659
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,780
Pete has the Fourth of July,
but I have Christmas.

660
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,073
Oh.

661
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,408
But, hey, hey, you can have Halloween.

662
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,868
Yeah. Yeah,
good. Halloween.

663
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,328
Yeah, sure, sure.

664
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,788
Couple of pumpkins in
the yard, a skeleton or two,

665
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,332
you can jump out
and scare people.

666
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,334
It'll be great. What do
you think? I don't think so.

667
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,627
No?

668
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,794
This Winterfest thing...

669
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,087
What is this all about?

670
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,673
Oh, it's our... Our
annual Christmas carnival.

671
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:48,841
Wow.

672
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,051
Yeah, we have
a show, games,

673
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,802
ice sculpture, races.

674
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,220
I happen to be
the chairman.

675
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,473
It's a pretty prestigious position. Mmm!

676
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,557
You have races?
What kind of races?

677
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:57,725
Speed skating.

678
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,769
Speed skating?
We do it right here.

679
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,937
They put the ice
right on Main Street.

680
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,231
I used to do a little
speed skating myself.

681
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:05,691
Really?

682
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:06,776
Well, so did I.

683
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:07,943
Excuse me.

684
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,738
Wallace Fiskin.
Oh!

685
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,573
Buddy Hall.
Sir,

686
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,659
meeting you is one of the
great moments of my life.

687
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,745
Well, thank you, Wallace.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

688
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:19,413
So, anyway,

689
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,708
how do you feel about the
liberal use of mistletoe?

690
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:28,005
Well, I feel that you should go
sparingly around the threshold,

691
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,674
because that's a cliché.

692
00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,967
Please. Please.

693
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,678
My mission is clear.

694
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,554
Wallace, thank you.
Good luck.

695
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,640
Would you take this inside
for me? Oh, my pleasure.

696
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,475
Steve! Oh, Steve!

697
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,770
I guess
I'm the new Christmas guy.

698
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:48,025
That's okay.
You can take Toe Jam Day.

699
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,610
Oh.

700
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,487
This isn't over yet.

701
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,865
We're just getting started.
I'm the Christmas guy.

702
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,450
I'm the Christmas guy!

703
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,624
Honey, Tia just gave me a great idea.

704
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,127
I'm gonna write
my own cookbook.

705
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:07,753
That's my girl.

706
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,921
Tia gave you the idea?

707
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,297
I've been telling you
to do that for years.

708
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,757
You know what?

709
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:16,846
It should be a cookbook for real
moms who cook for real families!

710
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,389
Yes!

711
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,266
And I have the title for you.

712
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,518
Food-Food with Kelly Finch.

713
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,437
I love it!

714
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,313
Dad, there's
about 50 singing dorks

715
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,315
waiting for you
in the front yard!

716
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,818
Fifty. Isn't that great?

717
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,403
You know what?

718
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:35,698
You are gonna help me
write the cookbook.

719
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,033
Okay!

720
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,994
Yes? Yea!
I'd be happy to!

721
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,872
Kids!

722
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,374
Wow! Nice!

723
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,042
Where are your clothes?

724
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:48,502
Calm down.
I have a jacket.

725
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,588
Well, keep it zipped.

726
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:52,465
So, where are the twins?

727
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,425
They'll be over just as
soon as the boys get here.

728
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,344
Boys? Boys? Madison
is not allowed to date.

729
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:01,140
Honey, don't worry. It's a one-time
thing. They ship out next week.

730
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,349
They're in the navy?

731
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,642
Bye, Dad!

732
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:07,480
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!

733
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:14,111
Oh. Thank you for coming,
and thank you for...

734
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:15,988
For braving the insanity.

735
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,950
I have the songbooks here, so
let's pass them amongst yourselves.

736
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,748
Oh, yes, do you have "There's
An Acorn In My Stocking"?

737
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,082
Uh, no, I...

738
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,796
Yes, do you have
"The Ignorant Snowman"?

739
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,214
No, I don't think I do.
But we can...

740
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,549
Hey, there's a news crew
over at the Halls.

741
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,969
Yeah, it really is
quite a spectacle.

742
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,679
Anyway, I thought that
we would start with

743
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,473
one of my...
My very favorites,

744
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,600
"The Holly and the Ivy. "

745
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,893
Pitch pipe.

746
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,186
Oh. Sorry.

747
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:50,356
Ah! Hi! Have a good time! Sing away!

748
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,316
Sorry, honey.
Go ahead.

749
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,276
Thanks for coming!

750
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,576
I love that song!

751
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,161
No, wait! Wait! Come back!

752
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,665
Come back here!
We're not done with rehearsal!

753
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,583
Come back. We're not...
We're going caroling.

754
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,585
It's a... It's a tradition.
Everybody...

755
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,754
Honey! You!

756
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,257
I'm not going anywhere.

757
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,052
Where are the kids?
Um...

758
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,391
Oh, look. They are going
to be making kissing and so.

759
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,601
Ja. Kissing
and so. Ja.

760
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,645
Hello there.
We're from Channel 8 News,

761
00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,730
and we would love
to have an interview.

762
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:32,857
Where are they going?

763
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:37,027
Hi. I... I'm just very happy
that everyone likes the lights.

764
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,195
Oh!

765
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:40,030
Yes, indeed.

766
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:43,200
Obviously you have put an
awful lot of work into this.

767
00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:46,036
Oh, yeah. And I'm nowhere
near being finished.

768
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,205
Oh, are you
kidding me? Jesus!

769
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,128
...Christ, the Lord, is born
this Christmas morning

770
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,838
Look at that.

771
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,548
The lights have
obviously brought out

772
00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,300
the Christmas
spirit in everyone.

773
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:03,721
Yeah. Yeah, they bring out the
Christmas spirit in everybody.

774
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,180
Yeah, I'm really
happy about that.

775
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,682
Oh, my gosh.

776
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,559
And I'm not gonna stop

777
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:13,397
until I have the biggest
and brightest light display

778
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:14,899
in the world.

779
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,191
Oh, please.

780
00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:17,610
I also...

781
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:22,156
I really want my
house to be seen

782
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:24,992
from space!

783
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,162
Oh, my God!

784
00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,372
Outer space.

785
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:31,790
Oh, God!

786
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,083
Honey. Wait!

787
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,251
Wait. What are
you gonna do?

788
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,419
You heard him,
didn't you?

789
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,838
This is gonna
stop tonight!

790
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,174
We'll see what Sheriff Dave
has to say about this.

791
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,719
Does anybody know who these
R.V. S belong to? Anybody?

792
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,429
Why? You wanna
make me an offer?

793
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,931
No. I need to get out.

794
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,725
Okay.

795
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,393
Scoot on through.

796
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,437
I don't know.

797
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,190
I swear to God,
men can't drive anymore.

798
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,858
You hold my beer,
I'll do it for you.

799
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,568
Okay, okay, I'll do it.

800
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:01,654
Just...
Just guide me out.

801
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,365
All right.

802
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,535
Hey, you could
probably use a few more

803
00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,204
lights on your house,
don't you think?

804
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,122
Look at that thing!

805
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,207
All right, you ready?

806
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,375
You sure?

807
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:19,213
That's why I'm here, buddy. Don't
worry. I'm watchin' ya. I'm watchin'.

808
00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:23,592
A little bit to your right. No,
no, your other right! Yeah! Come on!

809
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,678
I can't see
the other side at all.

810
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,805
That's okay. I'm your eyes.

811
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,390
I'm your eyes.

812
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,851
Straight back. Doesn't
look like enough room to me.

813
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,235
Oh! Oh, boy!

814
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,329
Oh, that's ugly.

815
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,248
Okay. Okay.
It's all right!

816
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,084
At this point, it's like
pulling off a Band-Aid.

817
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,586
You gotta just gun it!
You know?

818
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,588
Okay. You ready?

819
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,049
One, two...

820
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,843
Gun it!

821
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,849
Oh, no!

822
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,521
Ayayayayay!

823
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,027
Get out of the way,
please. Excuse me.

824
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,447
This is an active roadway.
Please. Oh, come on!

825
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,388
Sheriff Dave, you have to do
something about my neighbor's house.

826
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:53,223
Oh, yeah, yeah,
the Hall place.

827
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,726
I take my kids by there
every night after dinner.

828
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,561
It just keeps
gettin' bigger and bigger.

829
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:01,523
Yes, well, that's... That's
why I want you to arrest him.

830
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,150
Arrest him?
On what charge?

831
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,902
Light trespass.

832
00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,653
Light trespass?
Uh-huh.

833
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,615
Yes. Light trespass.

834
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,909
"When bright,
uncontrolled light

835
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,453
"shines in neighboring
property or windows

836
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:17,081
"as to cause
a public nuisance. "

837
00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:20,000
Well, I'm...
I'm public, and I've been

838
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:21,585
nuisanced.

839
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:25,255
I can't arrest a man for
décor... What are you looking at?

840
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,591
What, this?
No! No.

841
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,594
I... I don't mind
if you wear a br...

842
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,971
I... Looks like
a nice one.

843
00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:36,433
It's a brace.
My wife made it for me.

844
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:38,894
I dislocated my shoulder. It
keeps it from popping back out.

845
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:39,937
Sure.

846
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,063
What'd you think?

847
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,483
Did you think I
was wearing a bra?

848
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:48,487
No, no. That would...
That would be crazy.

849
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,782
Now, as far as
the lights are concerned,

850
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:53,742
I'm saying it's Christmas... Mm-hmm.

851
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:54,952
...and you've got
a lot on your mind,

852
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,203
what with
the Winterfest coming up.

853
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,790
But if you want to file a complaint,
I'll fill out the paperwork.

854
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,709
I do. Thank you. I appreciate
it. I want to file a complaint.

855
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,461
Now,

856
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,381
where is that form?

857
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,759
Yes. Here we are.

858
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,639
Dr. Finch?

859
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,227
Yo.

860
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,646
Sleigh man.

861
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,816
What happened?
I woke up, and you were gone.

862
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,651
What are you
doing out here?

863
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,404
Honey!

864
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,282
You've really been doing
a lot of work.

865
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,366
Yeah.

866
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,617
It looks amazing.

867
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,500
I guess the light thing
is pretty stupid, isn't it?

868
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,169
Oh, honey.

869
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,173
Yeah, it is.

870
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,343
Oh, come on. It's the
stupidest thing I've ever heard.

871
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,679
You want our lights
to be seen from space.

872
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,556
Certifiable.

873
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,686
I'll take 'em
all down tomorrow.

874
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,980
You touch one bulb
on that house

875
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,065
and you've seen the last
of my special holiday offers,

876
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,984
I think you know
what I mean.

877
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,152
You just said
they look stupid.

878
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,403
Yeah! It's crazy!

879
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,031
But all good ideas
are crazy.

880
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,450
These are lights.

881
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,243
Oh, come on.

882
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:23,123
I think we both know it means
more to you than just lights.

883
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,128
Who knows?

884
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,672
Might turn out to be

885
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,760
something monumental.

886
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,600
I can always count
on you, can't I?

887
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,143
Sure.

888
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Mmm.

889
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:51,693
Oh, cow! We'll have
buttermilk pancakes tomorrow.

890
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,695
What is he up to now?

891
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,031
He's bringing in animals
for a live manger scene.

892
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,157
Unbelievable.

893
00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:58,867
Is that a camel?

894
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:00,202
Look at that.

895
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,620
Yep.

896
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,997
Can't wait to
run my kids by.

897
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,332
Well, if you wanna
make sure they see it,

898
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,750
you'd better
bring 'em tonight.

899
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,347
Let's light this candle.

900
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:28,855
What are you doing?

901
00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,652
Oh. I... What are you doing up anyway?

902
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,656
It's late. You should go
to bed. Zip up your coat.

903
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:41,285
You're gonna cut
his power, aren't you?

904
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,329
Need a lookout?

905
00:43:56,009 --> 00:43:57,676
SpongeBob,
this is SquarePants.

906
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,511
The tiger is in the cage.

907
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,639
Roger that, SquarePants.

908
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,559
I'm going in.
Roger.

909
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:18,113
Ow! Stop! Ashley! Ouch!

910
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:20,365
Hey, you! Whoa!

911
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,243
This is the best
Christmas ever.

912
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,164
Emily, stop!

913
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,499
Tiger has left
the enclosure!

914
00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:54,024
What? What? What channel
are you on? Hello?

915
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,901
He's coming! Hide!

916
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:03,992
Oh, good Lord!

917
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:07,704
That's disgusting.

918
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,625
No. No. Get away from me.

919
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:29,893
Well, go, before
he comes back!

920
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,478
Pardon me.

921
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,400
Yeah, I oughta...

922
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:07,180
Jackpot.

923
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,987
Mission accomplished.

924
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,246
Yeah! Yeah!

925
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,502
Hi, hon.
Couldn't sleep?

926
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,464
What the hell are you
doing over there?

927
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,800
Oh, my God. You smell.
Were you with the camel?

928
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:47,471
I did it. I did it. The
lights are off. Isn't it great?

929
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,390
A little help, please!

930
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:51,892
Sorry, Mom.

931
00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,437
It was his idea.

932
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:56,897
Get him down right now!

933
00:46:56,981 --> 00:47:00,275
All right, but tonight, when you're
getting your best sleep in weeks,

934
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,235
remember, I did it.

935
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:04,905
The lights are off.
The lights are finally...

936
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,743
Now we're talkin'.

937
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:14,164
You see that?

938
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,666
That was a close one.
The lights went out.

939
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,960
Yeah. We came right over
to see if there was

940
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,755
anything we could...
We could do to help, Buddy.

941
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,839
What's that noise?

942
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:23,924
Oh, that?

943
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,928
That's the Generac 3000,
liquid-cooled generator.

944
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,722
Comes in handy in a pinch
like this, don't you think?

945
00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,140
Very handy.

946
00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:35,352
Well, everything seems to
be in order here, honey.

947
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,187
I think we should
go to bed.

948
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,355
Good night, Buddy.

949
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:40,607
E... Excuse me.
Is that your son

950
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,943
dangling from
that telephone pole?

951
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,528
Hi, Mr. Hall.

952
00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,154
We're having him tested.

953
00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,073
Oh. Yeah.

954
00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:49,658
Well, good night.

955
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:50,784
Good night.
Thank you very much.

956
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,827
Go get him right now!

957
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,289
Coming, Carter.

958
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,348
Finch.

959
00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:19,604
Where's my paper?

960
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:22,232
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

961
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:24,276
Kelly!

962
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,278
He's messing with
the wrong hombre.

963
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,862
I'm making the call.

964
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:31,283
The neighborhood association is
not gonna stand by while this g...

965
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,020
What is it?

966
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,857
How did this get here?

967
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,401
Buddy.
Really?

968
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,904
Hey, Dad, what's that car
doing in our driveway?

969
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,532
It's beautiful.

970
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,826
This is awesome.
I call shotgun!

971
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,786
If you don't like the color,
we could change it out.

972
00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:20,832
Buddy. Buddy,
the tree? A car?

973
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,751
I... I... It's
an amazingly generous gesture,

974
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,711
but we can't
possibly accept it.

975
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:28,590
Oh, yeah, it's too much. Then
again, we don't wanna be rude.

976
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:29,966
Steve.

977
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,426
Well, I drive a car
with no doors.

978
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,595
We live in Massachusetts.
I could die.

979
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,140
The car is yours. I'm not
gonna take "no" for an answer.

980
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,226
After all I put you through,
that's all there is to it.

981
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,978
The keys are inside.
Enjoy it.

982
00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:43,021
Thank you so much.

983
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,105
This is great.

984
00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:46,775
Enjoy.
Thank you.

985
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,409
I'll get the electrician
to come by

986
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,744
this morning and
fix the fuse box.

987
00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:58,995
Yes, I think you better.

988
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:00,288
I will.

989
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:36,908
Guys, what happened?

990
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:38,910
Vandals.

991
00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:41,121
They took a chain saw
to it last night.

992
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:43,540
Stole the whole thing,
decorations and all.

993
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:44,666
Gee.

994
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,136
Nah.

995
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,805
He couldn't have.

996
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,598
It can't be the same tree.

997
00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:03,727
Dr. Finch, this came for
you from the car dealer.

998
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,478
Oh. Probably
the documentation...

999
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,272
They say you have to pay
for the car by lunchtime,

1000
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,565
or you're
going to be arrested.

1001
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,901
Arrested? Arrested?
But that car w...

1002
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:14,404
Bob, you wanted to see me?

1003
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:17,532
Yeah, hey, Buddy! Come
on in here, grab a seat.

1004
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:22,078
Let me just send that
important thing off there. Hey.

1005
00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:23,580
Look, I know you
think I'm young

1006
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,832
and maybe
a little inexperienced.

1007
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,585
But the truth is,
you don't get to where I am

1008
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:32,172
without knowing a thing or two
about the art of selling cars.

1009
00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:35,508
Actually, Bob, you got
to where you are

1010
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,260
because your dad
owns the business.

1011
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:38,720
Look, yeah...
You know what?

1012
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,930
We're getting off-task here.
It's not important.

1013
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,849
What's important
here is this month's

1014
00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:44,768
sales figures.
They just came in.

1015
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,687
Bob, what are we doing here? I
should be out there selling cars.

1016
00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,522
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up there, goose.

1017
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:51,441
Come on back inside here.

1018
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:54,235
Look, you're a great salesman.
Everybody knows that.

1019
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,779
All right?
Thank you, thank you.

1020
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,115
But the problem is, your
numbers are way down, Buddy.

1021
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,326
You can't sell cars
if you're never here.

1022
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:03,036
Mmm.

1023
00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:06,623
Bob,

1024
00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,042
it's the lights,

1025
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,252
the Christmas lights.

1026
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:15,715
See, all my life I've been
looking for that... That one thing,

1027
00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:18,384
that one important thing.

1028
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:20,970
And I've always quit

1029
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,847
everything I started.

1030
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,518
I can't quit this, Bob.

1031
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,728
I gotta finish this.

1032
00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:31,648
Right.

1033
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:33,107
Well,
if finishing those lights

1034
00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,651
means more time
away from work,

1035
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,152
then I can
pretty much guarantee

1036
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,238
you're not gonna have a job to
come back to when you're done.

1037
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,366
Buddy, you have a customer
in the showroom.

1038
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:42,492
Duty calls.

1039
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,786
Hey, Steve!

1040
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,997
What is this? Hey, what is
this? What's inside here?

1041
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,123
Hmm.

1042
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,376
Well, I don't have
my X-ray goggles with me,

1043
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:55,088
but I'm guessing that's the
bill to the new car you bought.

1044
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,674
I didn't buy a car.
You gave me a car.

1045
00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,300
And I know about the tree.

1046
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,010
Tr... The tree?
What tree?

1047
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,012
I don't know
about any tree.

1048
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:07,016
And unless they have film on it,
you don't know about any tree.

1049
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,434
They don't have
film on it, do they?

1050
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,936
You chopped down

1051
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,855
the town Christmas tree...
No, no, no, no, no.

1052
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:13,189
...and stuck it
in my living room.

1053
00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:15,525
And you made me believe
that that car was a present.

1054
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,943
Steve.

1055
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,696
If you would've looked at the
bill, you would have noticed

1056
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:23,366
that I shaved my commission
by almost a third,

1057
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:26,786
which, in most circles,
is quite a substantial gift.

1058
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,372
Well, your gift
is parked outside.

1059
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:31,457
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
You cannot

1060
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,626
walk away from
your obligations.

1061
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,003
You signed the contract.

1062
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:36,462
I didn't sign anything.

1063
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:39,549
No, that's true.
You didn't sign anything.

1064
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,384
I had to forge
your signature.

1065
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,970
Otherwise, they wouldn't have
let me drive the car outta here.

1066
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,138
Beep!

1067
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,347
Okay, that's it.
That's it.

1068
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,224
We're gonna
settle this like men.

1069
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:49,309
Ooh.

1070
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,060
I'm gonna contact
my attorney.

1071
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:52,979
Oh, you're gonna
contact your attorney.

1072
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,731
Is that the way you
settle things like men?

1073
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:56,524
What's the matter?
Your mommy out of town?

1074
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:58,067
Okay, you wanna go?

1075
00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,861
Let's go outside
right now. Come on.

1076
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,738
Let's do it.
I'm gonna kick your ass!

1077
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:04,282
Whoa, whoa!
Take it easy, Jackie Chan.

1078
00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:07,869
Relax.
We're not barbarians.

1079
00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:11,998
What do you want to do?

1080
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:16,419
Well, there's the little
Winterfest coming up.

1081
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,339
And in the Winterfest,

1082
00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:22,383
there is
an ice-skating race.

1083
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:24,093
Yeah.

1084
00:54:25,346 --> 00:54:28,139
Yeah. Great idea.
Great idea.

1085
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:31,559
You win, I buy the car. I
win, you take down the lights.

1086
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:33,811
Deal.

1087
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:40,526
Tree sap.

1088
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:45,740
It's a beautiful car.
It's fully loaded.

1089
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,201
You spared no expense.

1090
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,182
Keep your eye
on the frozen ball.

1091
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,519
I'm gonna knock the little hairs
off that little Russian guy.

1092
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,688
I think you should do it, Carter. Do it.

1093
00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:18,314
Little wooden man goin' down!

1094
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,150
Ha-ha! Zingo!

1095
00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:22,318
Touchdown.

1096
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,821
All right, come on, Son.
Let's show 'em how it's done.

1097
00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:26,030
Hello, Steve.

1098
00:55:26,115 --> 00:55:27,156
Hello.

1099
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,784
Okay, give him
five dollars, Son.

1100
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,035
My dad's gonna win.

1101
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,537
Ah! Southpaw.

1102
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,080
Watch and learn.

1103
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:35,873
Look at the two of them.

1104
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,500
Why are they working so
hard at hating each other?

1105
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:40,086
I don't know. Why
can't they just be quiet

1106
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:43,006
and do it with a big smile on
their face like normal neighbors?

1107
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,090
Yeah.

1108
00:55:56,562 --> 00:55:59,355
That mean man knocked down the old lady!

1109
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:01,065
He just winged her!

1110
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,608
That's gonna swell up.

1111
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,328
It's not too late
to back out, Finch.

1112
00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,289
What are they doing now?

1113
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,833
Oh, this is just
getting embarrassing.

1114
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,128
On your mark, get set...

1115
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:23,629
Hey! Wait!

1116
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:24,881
Whoa!

1117
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:27,467
They're acting like
a bunch of 12-year-olds.

1118
00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:33,598
I mean, let's...
Let's just... I can't...

1119
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:51,365
Buddy! Buddy!

1120
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,868
You. Come on.
Come with me. Come on.

1121
00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:55,536
Oh!
Come on.

1122
00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,538
You two have
tweaked my last nerve.

1123
00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,582
She's right.
This is crazy.

1124
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,542
I don't care if
it takes all day.

1125
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,586
You're gonna stand
here and work it out.

1126
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:04,712
There's nothing
to work out.

1127
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,922
You see?

1128
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:09,467
I told you you can't talk to a guy
like this. It's a waste of time...

1129
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,551
Ow!

1130
00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:11,677
Ow! Ow!

1131
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:12,887
Why'd you hit me?

1132
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,347
I don't know.
She started it.

1133
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:18,184
Don't be such babies. Now
this is important to us.

1134
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,228
And it better be
important to you too.

1135
00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,021
Talk it out.

1136
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:25,066
"Talk it out. "

1137
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:30,404
I don't know
what we're supposed to say.

1138
00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:34,033
There is nothing in the
universe that we could agree on.

1139
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,159
Well, you got that right.

1140
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:39,705
Okay, everybody, let's give a
nice, warm Winterfest welcome to

1141
00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,749
the Santa Babies!

1142
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:48,131
Now, that is something
we can agree on.

1143
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,133
I mean, that's got it goin' on.

1144
00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:53,302
Look at that.
Right?

1145
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:55,138
Yes.
You're a guy, right?

1146
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,264
Yeah, I'm a guy.

1147
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:57,431
Yeah. Come on.

1148
00:57:57,558 --> 00:58:01,811
Hey! Hey! Is it gettin' hot out
here, or is it just you girls?

1149
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:03,729
Oh, nice dip.

1150
00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:06,149
Wow!

1151
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,067
Whoo! Ow!

1152
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,653
Yeah! That's what
I'm talkin' about!

1153
00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:12,530
Hey, baby!
Who's your daddy?

1154
00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:17,076
Who's your daddy?

1155
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,247
Oh, God.
I'm your daddy.

1156
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,041
I'm your daddy!
I'm your daddy! Ah!

1157
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,085
My eyes! My eyes!

1158
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:29,255
My eyes! My eyes!

1159
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,048
We're going to hell.

1160
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:33,259
You think
I don't know that?

1161
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,428
For one second I let
myself think you were

1162
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,263
a normal guy,
and this is what happens.

1163
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,933
You blame me for this? "Who's
your daddy? Who's your daddy?"

1164
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:43,644
The annual Winterfest
speed skating races

1165
00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:45,855
will begin in five minutes.

1166
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,652
In the world of sport,

1167
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,779
it has no equal.

1168
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,282
Modern-day gladiators

1169
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,326
throwing caution to the wind,

1170
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,244
risking their very lives

1171
00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:02,705
for a chance at immortality.

1172
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,210
Okay, so they're not
risking their lives.

1173
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,671
But they are skating pretty
fast, and it's really cool.

1174
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:15,134
It's Winterfest's ninth
annual speed skating race!

1175
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:18,471
Okay,
is that everybody?

1176
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,516
Well, looks like
somebody got cold feet.

1177
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,894
Let's start the race.
Wait!

1178
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:28,648
Wait. Wait.

1179
00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:31,984
Oh-ho.

1180
00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:34,904
Very nice.
Very nice suit.

1181
00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:38,449
Looks like you're smuggling a
couple of chicken nuggets up there.

1182
00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:41,369
It's a skin suit.
I raced in college.

1183
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:42,453
Go, Dad!

1184
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,621
Thank you, Carter.

1185
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:48,084
Dad! Dad! He's our man! If he
can't do it, nobody can! Dad!

1186
00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:50,044
On your mark.

1187
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,838
Honeys!
Get set!

1188
00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:54,507
Go!

1189
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,635
Oh!
Oh!

1190
00:59:57,761 --> 01:00:01,264
Finch is down!

1191
01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:02,932
Foul!

1192
01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:04,350
And he looks bad. Wait.

1193
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,603
He's back up. He's on his
feet, and he's skating fast,

1194
01:00:07,688 --> 01:00:09,313
but he's got a lot
of ice to catch up.

1195
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,404
Hey... Oh!
And into the first turn,

1196
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,781
it's Buddy Hall,
Gustave and Gerta.

1197
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:21,117
Finch really appears to be
struggling as he rounds turn two

1198
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:23,286
and heads for
the straightaway.

1199
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:27,164
Wait. Mayor Eugene Young has
yet to leave the starting line.

1200
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,338
You're going the wrong way!

1201
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,468
Gustave and Gerta make their move
on Buddy in turn number three.

1202
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:41,721
And they've taken the lead!

1203
01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,806
Buddy Hall seems to be
running out of gas.

1204
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,892
The crowd urges him on,
but it may not be his day.

1205
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,355
"Wrong Way" Finch slips past
Gustave and Gerta

1206
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,524
and is really pouring it on.

1207
01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:00,573
Finch has got to make
his move now or else.

1208
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:04,201
Once again, he jumps the bale, almost
taking out Buddy in the process!

1209
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:08,581
And miraculously, Steve Finch has taken
the lead going into the final turn!

1210
01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:13,127
Steve Finch has a huge lead!

1211
01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:15,046
Hi-yah! Hyah!

1212
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,255
Nothing can stop him now!

1213
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,590
Yeah!

1214
01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,343
Finch is sent sprawling!

1215
01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:24,221
Oh! The carnage!
And it's Buddy Hall by a nose!

1216
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:28,392
Buddy Hall wins the race!
Buddy Hall is our new champion!

1217
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:35,858
Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!

1218
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,777
Thank you. Thank you.

1219
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:42,656
I will be back
with the payment booklet

1220
01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:46,160
for your new car, Flash.

1221
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:48,788
Yeah, fine. Fine.
But the last time

1222
01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:51,082
I looked at
the satellite pictures,

1223
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,917
you still couldn't
see your house.

1224
01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:55,795
Not a flicker.
Not a blip!

1225
01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:58,297
How's that feel?
Huh? Huh?

1226
01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,883
How's it feel to be invisible?

1227
01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:02,468
Huh?

1228
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,267
What?

1229
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,521
Okay, let's go over it.
The L.E.D. Lights,

1230
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:18,234
the grid, the wires, the
shipping, the handling, everything.

1231
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:21,278
The whole ball of wax.
How much? Out the door.

1232
01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:25,074
How much?

1233
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:27,827
What? I... Are you serious?

1234
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:30,579
What is that, in yen?

1235
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,999
Wait...
Is that with the discount?

1236
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,842
Can you get it here overnight?

1237
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,683
Buddy! Buddy Hall!

1238
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:52,685
Hi, honey.

1239
01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:53,811
This is a bad dream, right?

1240
01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:55,563
I'm gonna wake up,
and this won't be happening.

1241
01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:56,772
No, no. I'm just...

1242
01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:00,693
I'm just gonna take a
couple of these branches off,

1243
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:03,404
so that we got... I'm not
talking about the trees!

1244
01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:06,198
I'm talking about this.

1245
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,033
What's that?

1246
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,201
You know
exactly what this is.

1247
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,995
This is the stand to my vase.

1248
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:14,915
You pawned it, didn't you? You
pawned my grandmother's vase.

1249
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,794
Well, how am I supposed
to afford a camel

1250
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:21,130
on a car salesman's salary?

1251
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:24,467
And then I went for a loan,
and if you don't have a job...

1252
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,177
You lost your job?

1253
01:03:26,595 --> 01:03:27,595
Ooh.

1254
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,599
That was a pretty awkward way
for you to find that out.

1255
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:37,521
But don't worry about it. I
can sell anything to anybody.

1256
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,025
Not me. Not anymore.

1257
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,444
Oh, honey, honey, honey, things...
Things are gonna get better.

1258
01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:46,113
When? I'm tired of waiting, Buddy,

1259
01:03:46,615 --> 01:03:50,075
waiting for you to find the
right job, the right town.

1260
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,662
Waiting for you to find that one
true thing that makes you happy.

1261
01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:55,623
I think this is it!

1262
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,752
You see, that's just the thing, Buddy.

1263
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,005
I just thought you might
wake up one day,

1264
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,132
and see that it
just might be me,

1265
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,384
that it just might be
your family.

1266
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:11,639
You know what? I'm done.

1267
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:14,892
Honey.
Oh, come on. Don't...

1268
01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:16,268
These cords are...
Please. Baby... No!

1269
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:18,062
These cords
are everywhere!

1270
01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:20,272
Oh, no. Honey...

1271
01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:24,860
Buddy Hall's Christmas wish is
to make his house bright enough

1272
01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:28,072
to be visible not just
from miles around,

1273
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:29,490
but from space.

1274
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,035
Oh. Um. Right.

1275
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,120
When we heard
about Mr. Hall's,

1276
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,540
well, quest, if you will,
we decided

1277
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,292
to downlink images from his
general area as often as possible.

1278
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:43,170
So I can show you,
if you'd like to take a look.

1279
01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:46,048
Right. Nothing yet.

1280
01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:47,967
Wow. Thank you for that.

1281
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:52,096
This may be one Christmas wish
even Santa can't grant.

1282
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,140
Hi, everybody.
Thanks for coming.

1283
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:59,478
I'm really happy
that you came tonight.

1284
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:03,399
I hope you enjoy these lights,
'cause I did 'em all for you.

1285
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,485
And for my family.

1286
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:11,365
And for my wonderful neighbors
across the street. Thank you.

1287
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:50,756
Tia!

1288
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:57,846
Tia! Come back!

1289
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,256
If you missed anything,

1290
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,383
this show
is gonna be repeated

1291
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:37,302
every night on a loop

1292
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,139
until 4:00 A.M.

1293
01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,283
I can't take it anymore.

1294
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:03,370
Well, me neither, but you
gotta take some of the blame.

1295
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:04,621
You hear that?

1296
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:05,706
Yeah.

1297
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,916
You hear that?
It's getting louder.

1298
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,001
If he wants to play rough,
I can play rough.

1299
01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:10,127
Steve!

1300
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:11,587
Where are you going?
Steve...

1301
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:28,187
I hear if someone's in the
market for something with a little

1302
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,397
pop, you're the guy.

1303
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,066
Maybe. Could be the guy.

1304
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,280
Depends on
what you're looking for.

1305
01:08:39,908 --> 01:08:42,451
Don't let the reindeer
pajamas fool you, pal.

1306
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:45,996
I'm not playing around. I'm
looking to do some serious damage.

1307
01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:49,917
Yeah? Cool. Then you've
come to the right place.

1308
01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:53,545
'Cause I got enough firepower
back here for two wars.

1309
01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:00,719
I got Reapers,
Crackle Dragons,

1310
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:03,138
Wagon Wheels,
Throbbing Copperheads.

1311
01:09:03,223 --> 01:09:04,932
Great. I'll take 'em all.

1312
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,850
What's this for, man?

1313
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:09,353
I'm gonna shoot them
at my neighbor's house

1314
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:12,105
and hopefully give
him a heart attack.

1315
01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:15,317
Cool. In that case,
you need this.

1316
01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:28,121
The Atomic Warlord.
Wow.

1317
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,041
Yeah.

1318
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:43,720
Good night, Steve.

1319
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,932
Good night, Buddy.

1320
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:02,781
Not a creature was stirring,

1321
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,449
not even a mouse.

1322
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:11,999
You want lights, Buddy? You want
lights? I'll show you lights.

1323
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:19,798
Whoo!

1324
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,718
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
How do you like that?

1325
01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:25,053
Yeah,
sleep through that, Buddy.

1326
01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,388
Huh? Huh?

1327
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:30,559
Whoo!

1328
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:34,146
Yeah!
How's that feel, huh?

1329
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,983
Hey, you think they can
see that from space, Buddy?

1330
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,611
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1331
01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:43,196
Whoo!

1332
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:47,117
How does it feel to have your
whole world exploding around you?

1333
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:57,461
Oh, no. Oh.

1334
01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,338
Oh, gosh.

1335
01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:06,887
Steve? Where are you?
What's happening? Honey?

1336
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,105
Ooh.

1337
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,693
Oh, God. I really wish
that hadn't happened.

1338
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,903
Honey?

1339
01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:32,371
Whoo.

1340
01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:40,712
Kelly! Kelly!

1341
01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:54,726
You sure you've been watering that
thing? It went up awfully fast.

1342
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,228
Are you kidding me?

1343
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,312
Fire extinguisher.

1344
01:11:57,397 --> 01:11:58,397
Oh...

1345
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:13,537
Yeah, yeah. Faulty Christmas
lights. An under-watered tree.

1346
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,832
What can I say?
We're a cautionary tale.

1347
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,502
So the fact that you
apparently purchased

1348
01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,254
an illegal-grade
military firework

1349
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,006
and set it off
in your own home

1350
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,465
had nothing
to do with it, huh?

1351
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:29,386
That could have been
a contributing factor.

1352
01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:31,430
What about this?

1353
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:35,100
I've never seen that
before in my life.

1354
01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:40,022
You're getting to be a knot in
my panties, mister. A real knot.

1355
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,816
All right, let's go!

1356
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:49,072
Hey, kids. What are you...

1357
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:52,492
Where you going? Huh?

1358
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,538
Hey, Madison.
Father.

1359
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:59,458
What's going on? Kelly.
Kelly, what are you doing?

1360
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,044
I'm trying to salvage at least
part of this Christmas for the kids.

1361
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,838
What? What? Wait.
No. You're leaving?

1362
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:07,215
You're leav... Oh, come
on. It's not that bad.

1363
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:08,800
It's not that bad.
Most of the smoke damage

1364
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,427
was confined
to the family room.

1365
01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:14,264
And on the bright side, hey,
you always hated that wallpaper.

1366
01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,892
Now that high-pressure hoses have
completely ripped it off the walls...

1367
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:19,394
We're gonna go stay in the
motel with Tia and the twins.

1368
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,271
Oh, come on, Kelly.
Don't do that.

1369
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,231
Don't let that... That
jerk ruin our Christmas.

1370
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,692
The only jerk ruining
Christmas around here is you.

1371
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:26,902
Me?
Yeah.

1372
01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,820
Me? I'm trying
to save Christmas.

1373
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:32,157
Really? What is your favorite
Christmas memory?

1374
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:35,285
Well...
Well, you know what it is.

1375
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:39,748
I was seven years old.
My dad and I moved to Alabama,

1376
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,043
and on Christmas morning we woke
up and sat on the kitchen floor,

1377
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,920
ate french fries
and drank chocolate milk.

1378
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:48,965
Yeah. Exactly. It wasn't
planned. It wasn't organized.

1379
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,718
Nobody had to enter it into their
BlackBerry. It just happened.

1380
01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:54,387
But our family's so busy,
we have to plan things out.

1381
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:56,973
No. You...
You are the busy one.

1382
01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:59,643
You said this year our kids needed
Christmas more than ever. No.

1383
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,479
What they need
more than ever is you.

1384
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,565
Carter wanted to go
Christmas shopping with you.

1385
01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:08,360
And he wanted to cut down
that tree with you.

1386
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,195
And Madison... Well,

1387
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:12,656
Madison's a teenage girl, so
she just pretty much ignored you.

1388
01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:15,117
But if you'd been
paying attention,

1389
01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:16,868
you would have seen that
she just wants you to know

1390
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,453
that she's not
a little girl anymore.

1391
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:20,914
Yeah. Yeah, well, that's a
message I got pretty clear.

1392
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:23,125
You just don't get it.

1393
01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:25,502
Christmas traditions
are born in those little

1394
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,921
chocolate milk and
french fry moments.

1395
01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:30,215
And you can't control it.

1396
01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:33,718
We don't fit in the tiny little
boxes on your Christmas calendar.

1397
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,556
Oh, don't.

1398
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,351
What'll I eat?

1399
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:44,062
Wait! Kelly, don't! Wait!

1400
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:51,695
Whoa.

1401
01:14:52,572 --> 01:14:53,738
Steve.

1402
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,825
What happened to your house?
Did you have a fire?

1403
01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:58,326
Wait. Wait.
Are you trying to tell me

1404
01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,828
you weren't even
home last night?

1405
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:03,874
No. No, Tia and the girls
went and stayed in a motel.

1406
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:06,585
I spent all night throwing little
pebbles at their window to try

1407
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:07,919
to get them
to talk to me.

1408
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:09,379
You missed the whole...

1409
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,799
Oh, that's nothing.
What is this?

1410
01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:14,676
That's nothing. That's
just, like... Huh?

1411
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,637
The kids probably left
it out here last night.

1412
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,390
It's just a wire
that goes...

1413
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,103
I knew it. You've
been stealing my power.

1414
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:29,107
Borrowing. Look, it's an
extension cord. It goes both ways.

1415
01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:31,693
I was gonna shoot it right
back to you after the holidays.

1416
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:33,361
Okay, fine.
Fine. You win.

1417
01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:35,864
You win. The skating,
the lights, the trees...

1418
01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,657
You've been two steps
ahead of me the whole time.

1419
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:39,367
But you know what?

1420
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:42,871
You're still a screwup. And that
doesn't change because you...

1421
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:45,207
You put
some lights on the roof.

1422
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,669
Hey, pal,

1423
01:15:49,754 --> 01:15:51,463
you're gonna be
spending Christmas alone

1424
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:53,381
just like
the rest of us screwups.

1425
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:55,800
How do you like that?

1426
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,147
Tootie!

1427
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,568
Tootie, where are you?

1428
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:18,990
Look. We're luckier than lots of
families, because we're really going.

1429
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,370
Wait till you see the fine
home we're going to have,

1430
01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:28,333
and the loads and loads of friends
we'll make, wonderful friends.

1431
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:32,545
What's amazing, Tootie, is that
we're all going to be together,

1432
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,256
just like we've always been.

1433
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,175
That's what really counts.

1434
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:40,720
We could be happy anywhere
as long as we're together.

1435
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:19,551
Um...

1436
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,180
I see you're taking down
all the lights.

1437
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,559
Oh, you noticed.

1438
01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,437
What are you,
some kind of genius?

1439
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:32,647
Apparently not.

1440
01:17:35,735 --> 01:17:37,402
I can't do it,
Buddy. I...

1441
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,947
I can't spend Christmas
without them.

1442
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,494
Tell me about it.

1443
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:50,206
This is awful.
It's killing me.

1444
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,377
I mean, you know Tia.

1445
01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:56,755
She's so stubborn.

1446
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:59,090
She won't even talk to me.

1447
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:03,928
I tried everything.

1448
01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:10,143
Maybe not
everything.

1449
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:15,690
Your Honor!

1450
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:23,948
Girls, come over here.
Help us decorate the tree.

1451
01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,033
Mom,

1452
01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:27,202
you're hanging booze
from the minibar

1453
01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:29,245
on a branch you got out
of the bumper of a car.

1454
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,123
Pardon me for not being
in the Christmas spirit.

1455
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,292
We're trying to make the
best of it, honey. Yeah.

1456
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:37,670
You girls put those books down
and get your butts over here.

1457
01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:39,297
Are you reading?

1458
01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:43,802
Emily Dickinson. Madison gave
it to us. It's really good.

1459
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:46,679
Yeah, and it's not giving
me a headache or anything.

1460
01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:49,391
Maybe I should go to
law school or something.

1461
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,397
Hey, Mom, look!

1462
01:18:56,857 --> 01:18:58,775
Carter, get back here.

1463
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,112
I'll get him. Carter, get
back here, you little fart.

1464
01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:12,038
Mom, you won't believe this.
You guys have to come.

1465
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,207
Carter!

1466
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,000
It's like a path!
Let's see where it goes!

1467
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,006
Oh, my...

1468
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:26,636
It's just unbelievable.
What do you think, sweetie?

1469
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,181
Mom, look at this one!
It's real cool!

1470
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,686
I can't believe
it keeps going!

1471
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:39,399
Wow!

1472
01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:40,942
This is amazing.

1473
01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:44,821
Take a picture!

1474
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,993
I can't believe it.

1475
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:51,995
Amazing.

1476
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:02,839
Carter!

1477
01:20:11,765 --> 01:20:13,266
Mom,
all these lights...

1478
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:14,893
Were Dad's lights.

1479
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:17,937
I begged you
to let me do the yams.

1480
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,982
I could tell right away you
had no feeling for starches.

1481
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,400
Your three-bean
salad is very bad.

1482
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,860
What did you expect
me to do,

1483
01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:26,654
the three-bean salad
and the fiesta corn?

1484
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,826
We thought maybe
you'd be hungry.

1485
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:34,579
Tia, look.
You thought some lights

1486
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:37,874
and a TV dinner would make up
for all the crap that I have...

1487
01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:45,340
Is that what I think it is?

1488
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:46,674
We didn't have
time to do a turkey.

1489
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,428
So we made a few things
from your new cookbook.

1490
01:20:56,644 --> 01:21:00,480
I got you this little
pre-Christmas gift.

1491
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,619
I missed you
so much. Oh.

1492
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:19,541
Oh, gosh. How did you afford
it? How did you ever afford it?

1493
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,876
Well, let's just say
we're not gonna use

1494
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:24,295
our credit cards for
the rest of our lives.

1495
01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,343
You've been busy.

1496
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:33,638
Kelly, I'm so sorry.
It's just everything got so...

1497
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,391
You go along thinking you're
doing all the right things

1498
01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:38,643
for all the right
reasons, and then,

1499
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:41,312
one day you blow up
your house.

1500
01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,690
And it occurs to you that
somewhere along the way,

1501
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:45,692
things got out of hand.

1502
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:49,404
It just seemed like your
whole life had gotten so loud,

1503
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:52,490
that the only thing you were
gonna hear was an empty house.

1504
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:54,492
You're right.

1505
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:58,037
You were right.
And you were right to leave.

1506
01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:00,248
You were. I understand.

1507
01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:04,168
You all were. You were all right to
leave. And I'm so glad you're back.

1508
01:22:10,301 --> 01:22:11,384
So I can date now?

1509
01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:13,970
Sailors during wartime? No.

1510
01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:19,517
But you are growing up, so, I
guess I have to get used to that.

1511
01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:23,646
Mr. Hall, you took down
all your lights.

1512
01:22:23,731 --> 01:22:25,356
Yeah. I thought
it would be better.

1513
01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,066
Gee, I bet it would
have worked.

1514
01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:28,776
Yeah, it might have.
I bet they could have

1515
01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:29,986
seen our house from space.

1516
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,155
We'll never know.

1517
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:34,699
Then again, maybe you will.

1518
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:49,297
Whoa.

1519
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:50,882
Oh, my.

1520
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:55,428
Look. I...
I'm sorry. Um...

1521
01:22:56,347 --> 01:22:57,847
You all have to go home.

1522
01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,850
There are no lights tonight.

1523
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:03,436
Nope, but there will be!

1524
01:23:04,021 --> 01:23:05,063
Buddy, what's happening?

1525
01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:06,272
I don't know.

1526
01:23:06,357 --> 01:23:08,399
I told them Buddy
was a little short on lights

1527
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:10,777
and maybe they'd like to come
and help out.

1528
01:23:10,861 --> 01:23:12,737
How many people
did you call?

1529
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:16,491
You have no idea how bad
the eyesight is in this town.

1530
01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:20,662
MTV is sending someone down to
do a story on Buddy's lights.

1531
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:22,497
They don't know
he took 'em down.

1532
01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:24,290
Which is why we better
put 'em back up.

1533
01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:26,626
Well,
you just gonna stand there,

1534
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:28,336
or are you gonna
help me do this thing?

1535
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:29,712
Let's go.

1536
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,726
Hi, girls!

1537
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:51,818
Ooh, it's beautiful.

1538
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:53,319
Thank you so much.

1539
01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,368
And keep those truck lights
on too. Those are good too.

1540
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,870
Hey, thanks for coming.
That's really nice of you.

1541
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,622
Beautiful.
Good to see you.

1542
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:11,170
Steve, you're doing an excellent
job. You got a future in this.

1543
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:14,716
Happy holidays, everyone.
SuChin Pak coming to you live

1544
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,342
from Cloverdale, Massachusetts

1545
01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:18,010
where apparently
the whole town

1546
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:19,762
has come out to
see if Buddy Hall,

1547
01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:22,807
a local car salesman,
can achieve the impossible.

1548
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,643
He's put up a Christmas light
display in his front yard

1549
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:28,396
that can hopefully
be seen from space.

1550
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:31,733
Now, the folks at My Earth have
been monitoring this situation live.

1551
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:35,278
Guys, thanks so much for spending
your holiday plans with us.

1552
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:38,072
Oh, no. That's no trouble
at all. Actually, it's funny.

1553
01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:39,991
Basil's mum stopped by
with a tin of biscuits,

1554
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,534
so we're just having a laugh.

1555
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:44,203
Oh. Good... Good times.
Good times.

1556
01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:47,373
They're gonna do it! They're
gonna turn on the lights!

1557
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,835
All right. It looks like the
moment has finally arrived.

1558
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:52,920
Come on.
Let's do this as a family.

1559
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,922
Come on. Put your hand on it. Ready?

1560
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,133
All right, Buddy. Everybody ready? Yeah.

1561
01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:59,552
On the count of three.
One,

1562
01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,220
two, three!

1563
01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:11,189
Oh.

1564
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:14,776
People worked so hard. They're
gonna be so disappointed.

1565
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,861
Honey, I'm gonna go
get some candles.

1566
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:21,115
Okay. All right.
Okay. I need light.

1567
01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:47,016
Wanna borrow my phone?

1568
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,100
Oh.

1569
01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:54,190
O Holy Night!

1570
01:25:54,733 --> 01:26:00,363
The stars are brightly shining

1571
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:07,286
It is the night of
the dear Savior's birth

1572
01:26:10,249 --> 01:26:11,541
Hey, Dad?
Hmm?

1573
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,085
Wouldn't it be great if we
could do this every Christmas?

1574
01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:15,753
What do you think?

1575
01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:17,505
Yeah.

1576
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,174
Yeah, we could use some
new traditions around here.

1577
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:24,512
Buddy, I really
like this town.

1578
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:27,181
Do you think maybe you
could ask for your job back

1579
01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:29,392
and we could stay here?

1580
01:26:29,476 --> 01:26:30,476
Yeah, I like it too.

1581
01:26:30,561 --> 01:26:31,519
You do?

1582
01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:35,106
I'll get my job back.

1583
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:40,486
Hey, Steve.

1584
01:26:40,571 --> 01:26:42,864
I know everything
got really crazy, but

1585
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:46,742
I just wanted you to know that
when we first met, I wasn't lying.

1586
01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:48,953
I really did want
to be your friend.

1587
01:26:49,288 --> 01:26:51,706
I know you did.
I should have let you.

1588
01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:55,126
It's Christmas.
Anything can happen.

1589
01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:57,795
Can we start over?

1590
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:01,132
Nice to meet you.
I'm Steve Finch. You are?

1591
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:02,967
Buddy Hall.

1592
01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:05,720
Merry Christmas, Buddy.
You too, Steve.

1593
01:27:05,804 --> 01:27:07,346
Yeah.
Yeah.

1594
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:17,607
The night when
Christ was born

1595
01:27:18,609 --> 01:27:22,653
O night

1596
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:30,661
O Holy

1597
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:34,248
Night

1598
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:39,003
O night

1599
01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:45,843
divine!

1600
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,076
He bloody well did it.

1601
01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:12,620
Wait... Wait, everyone.
I'm getting confirmation.

1602
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:14,956
Yes. Yes.

1603
01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:18,876
The house is clearly
visible from space!

1604
01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:26,133
Oh, my God!

1605
01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:36,394
Yea!

1606
01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:38,020
I'm so proud of you!

1607
01:28:38,397 --> 01:28:39,438
You can see it from space!