1 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,945 Welcome to The Toni Post Show. I am your host, Toni Post. I love life. 2 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:31,533 I love life. I love life. 3 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,989 I love my job. You know why I love my job? 4 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,579 I get to wake up each morning and spend it with you. 5 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:40,955 That's right. That's right. And I mean that. 6 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,418 We're talking about real things, about real people. 7 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,336 We're gonna get down and get dirty. That makes a difference. 8 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,756 All right. Let's start with our first guest. 9 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,974 Connie Phillips from Chicago, Illinois. Hi. 10 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,467 We want to ask you first... 11 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:58,308 how do you feel about this friend we've heard so much about? 12 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,805 Well, I'd walk through fire for her. 13 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,598 She's not just a friend, she's my best friend, you know? 14 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,062 Your best friend. Right. 15 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:09,402 And tell me, how long have you been having sex with her husband? 16 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,150 A little over a year now. 17 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,159 He doesn't love her. He loves me. 18 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,945 Does she know why she's gonna appear on our show today? 19 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,663 She thinks she's here for a makeover. 20 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,462 - Ouch. - Ha, ha, ha! 21 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,745 Ouch. That's gotta hurt. 22 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,089 You know, I'm sure we're all wondering here... 23 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:32,175 why you chose to reveal this to her, your friend, on national television. 24 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:36,222 Because I want her to hear my point of view. 25 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,508 I really want her to hear me, you know? 26 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,682 Fair enough. Let's bring her out. 27 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:44,061 Let's bring out your friend, Birdee. Come on. Give Birdee a big hand. 28 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,731 There you are, Birdee. 29 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,857 So tell us, how do you feel? 30 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:57,911 - I'm perfectly delightful, thank you. - Okay. 31 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:02,456 Birdee, do you recognize the voice of the person sitting next to you? 32 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,373 Hi, Birdee. 33 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:08,421 - Connie? My best friend, Connie? - Absolutely correct. 34 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,007 - Go ahead and take off your blindfold. - Don't do it! 35 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,513 Oh, my God. 36 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,724 Hi. Hi. 37 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,394 Birdee, Connie is your best friend? 38 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,803 She's my best friend. 39 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,431 And she told us that she loves you very much. 40 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,429 Yeah. I love you too. 41 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,902 The last thing that she wants to do is to hurt you in any way. 42 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,439 Connie. 43 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,567 Birdee... 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,990 Billy and I are having an affair. 45 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:41,044 He doesn't love you anymore. He wants to marry me. 46 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:52,755 What? 47 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,303 Connie wants you to know that your friendship is very important to her... 48 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,178 and she loves you very much, Birdee. 49 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,060 Have you been sleeping with him? 50 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,807 Well, yeah. 51 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:08,307 Actually, Connie told us that she had sex with your husband, Bill... 52 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,270 in your home on your living room floor. 53 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,819 I want to hear what Bill has to say. 54 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,608 How about you? You want to hear from Bill? All right. 55 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,992 Let's bring Bill in. Come on in, Bill. Join us, won't you? 56 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,615 That's right. 57 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,035 Come on, come on, come on. 58 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,631 Bill, thank you for appearing on The Toni Post Show. 59 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:37,126 Thank you, ma'am. Go ahead and take off your blindfold, Bill. 60 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,393 Bill... 61 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,176 are you having an affair with your wife's best friend? 62 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,105 Yes, ma'am. 63 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,617 All right. That's it. We've gotta take a break. 64 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,497 We're gonna be back with more sizzle on The Toni Post Show. 65 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,035 You join us, now. 66 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,861 Bernice, did you get my suitcase in the car? 67 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,023 Yes. 68 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,691 Yeah, Mama, we should be there a few days. 69 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:45,325 Well, if it's not an inconvenience. 70 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,037 Oh. 71 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,587 All right. 72 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,554 Me too. Bye-bye. 73 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,583 Don't look back, sweetheart. It's bad luck. 74 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,873 Turn around. 75 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,827 Put on your seat belt. 76 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,256 Take the wheel. 77 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,312 Bernice, don't be a baby. Just take the wheel. 78 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,765 Come on. 79 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,265 Come here. 80 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,823 Okay. Thank you. 81 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,105 Here we go. 82 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,950 "Dear Princess, I know you're confused now and I don't blame you." 83 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,582 I want you to know none of this is your fault. 84 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,290 This is between your mom and me. 85 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:21,132 Not a day will go by when I won't think about you and wish you were with me. 86 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:25,798 "I love you, honey. Be nice to your mom. All my heart, Daddy." 87 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,993 Baby, baby 88 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,735 I'm aware of where you go 89 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:56,584 Each time you leave my door 90 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:01,343 I watch you walk down the street 91 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:09,431 Knowing your other love You're gonna meet 92 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:16,017 This time before you run to her 93 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:21,773 Leaving me alone and hurt 94 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,435 Think it over 95 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,451 Haven't I been good to you? 96 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,945 Think it over 97 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,945 What's that funny smell? 98 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,794 Cows. 99 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,666 Is this where you were cream of corn? 100 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:43,174 Queen of Corn, honey, three years running. 101 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,878 A feat unsurpassed in the history of Smithville. 102 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,473 Oh. 103 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,218 Okay, so maybe that was a long time ago... 104 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:56,387 but believe me, honey, once upon a time, your mama knew what it meant to shine. 105 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:02,481 Before you break my heart 106 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,323 Think it over 107 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,872 Oh, you're here. 108 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:19,075 You're actually here. Oh, my baby. My babies. 109 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,619 Bernice. Take this with you. 110 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,092 Oh, look at you. You are so pretty. 111 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,088 You look just like my mama, you know that? 112 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,799 - And Bird... - Hey, Mama. 113 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:35,720 Birdee, you take up drinking? No, I have not. 114 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,441 You mean, this is you stone sober? You look just awful. 115 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:43,063 Well, I feel awful, Mama. 116 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:47,071 Well, you look it. Well, I feel it. 117 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:50,605 Well, you look it. 118 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:54,450 Here, let me take one of those. Come on, honey, I got a present for you. 119 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,788 - Here, Mom. - I just can't believe you're here. 120 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,459 Okay, now. 121 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,288 Okay. 122 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,790 That's a present from your grandpa and me. 123 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,801 - How is Daddy? - Oh, he's fine. 124 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,045 He has a cold this week, so we can't see him till Saturday. 125 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:16,809 - But he's fine. - Good. 126 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,563 It's a bunny purse. 127 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,937 You don't like stuffed animals? That's all right. 128 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,483 We'll get you settled first. 129 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,147 But be very quiet, because we don't want to wake up Travis. 130 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,321 You remember your cousin, don't you? 131 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:34,616 He got so excited waiting for you all to arrive, he just pooped out. 132 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,490 You see those? 133 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,326 They're scaredy-cats. Get it? 134 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,511 Your grandpa made a fortune off of them. 135 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,344 Birdee, lock the door. You want to be murdered in your bed? 136 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,719 Don't worry, sweetheart. If they bite you, they got rubber teeth. 137 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:02,850 Did Grandma kill those animals herself? No, honey, they come here already dead. 138 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,398 See, this way, they live forever. 139 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:11,645 - As scaredy-cats. - Yeah, as scaredy-cats. 140 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,872 This is a nice room, isn't it? 141 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,912 See that door right there? It leads right into mine. 142 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,119 Isn't that neat? 143 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,583 Okay, that about does it. 144 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,341 I've got a little surprise for you. 145 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,337 So you don't bump into doors at night. 146 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,811 Okay, feet in. Arms in or out? 147 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,608 Out. Out. There you go. 148 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:55,857 Snug as a bug in a rug. Good night, baby. 149 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:38,823 Every night I dream you're next to me 150 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,374 Tenderly 151 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:49,002 You say my name 152 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,918 You know everybody's watching me 153 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,715 And what they see 154 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,805 Is me watching you 155 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,146 Bad dog, Hucklebee. Bad dog. 156 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,659 Bad dog. 157 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,316 No. 158 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,622 No, no. 159 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,657 Feel so jagged 160 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,292 Oh, what a sweet dog. Mama, you didn't tell me you had a pet. 161 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,550 Hey, Travis. How are you? 162 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:39,473 All right, Travis, you're a boy again. Go sit at the table and eat breakfast. 163 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,306 Better do what she says, Travis. Grandma stuffs bad little dogs. 164 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,523 Any calls? 165 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,603 Any messages we get will be right on that bulletin board there. 166 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,438 All right, y'all. Dig in here. 167 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,527 Bernice, you remember Travis, don't you? 168 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,034 He visited us in Chicago. What was it? 169 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,356 Two Christmases ago? 170 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,827 He chewed my Little House on the Prairie. 171 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,500 Where's Aunt Desiree? 172 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,619 Uh... 173 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,884 Aunt Desiree's living in Hollywood now. Isn't she, Travis? 174 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,674 Feel so jagged 175 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,959 She's doing a pilot. 176 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,552 Oh, really? And what's he like? 177 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,719 That is a show for television, smarty. Oh. 178 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,019 Aunt Desiree's gonna be on television? 179 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,393 Oh, well, I was on TV too. A fat lot of good it did me. 180 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,271 Well, I am proud of both of my television daughters. 181 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:40,194 Birdee, you looked so beautiful on that TV. 182 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,030 I mean, everybody thought so. Who's everybody? 183 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,986 Well, everybody in Smithville, that's for sure. 184 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:53,040 Well, honey, if you didn't want people to see you, why did you go on television? 185 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,918 Because, Mama, I wanted... 186 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,125 I wanted a free makeover, that's all. 187 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,416 You got one. Just a different kind, that's all. 188 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,255 So, Bernice, what are your plans? 189 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,176 Stop that, Travis. 190 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,178 My name is Aunt Birdee. 191 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,640 Well, stop that, Aunt Birdee. 192 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,100 I don't know. Well, I think it's time you made some. 193 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,822 You know, you're starting a whole new life here. 194 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,743 Anything you wish is possible. 195 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,613 Is that marmalade over there? 196 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:29,032 Oh, no, excuse me. 197 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,043 Travis, I said stop it. 198 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,995 If anything's possible like Grandma says, then I want more friends. 199 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,458 What if they don't like me here? 200 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:44,007 Bernice, sweetheart, you worry too much. 201 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,760 You're a likeable girl, Bernice. You are. 202 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,599 You want more friends? Is that what you wish for? Yeah? Yeah? 203 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,557 Granted. 204 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,436 Bernice, telephone. 205 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,153 Where we used to make big plans 206 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,280 Bernice? Hey, Daddy. I miss you so much. 207 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,122 Nothing I say is cool 208 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,333 Nothing I think is bright 209 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,328 Nothing's good enough for you 210 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,014 Daddy says hi. He really misses me. 211 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,680 I'm sure he does, sweetheart. 212 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,609 Well, I'm glad you only missed six weeks here, huh? 213 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,361 I'm sure the schools in Chicago are way ahead of here. 214 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:56,542 Keep it up, keep it up. Keep that Tiger spirit up. I said keep it up. 215 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,626 You sure you don't want me to pick you up after school today? 216 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,752 I'll walk home with Travis. Okay. 217 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,050 It up. 218 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:12,892 Keep it up, keep it up. Keep that Tiger spirit up. I said keep it up. 219 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,321 This still smells the same, like peanut butter and paste. 220 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,279 Can you smell it? 221 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:36,035 All right. You look perfect. You ready? 222 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,996 Maybe I could go in alone. 223 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:45,797 Show them you're the independent type, huh? Yeah? 224 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,756 You're gonna do great. Mm-hm. 225 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,798 Go knock them dead. Okay. 226 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,088 Okay. Bye, Mama. 227 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,761 Hey. Come back here. What's the matter with you? 228 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,232 Bye, Mom. Bye, baby. 229 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,113 Mm-hm. Yes, that's correct. "Harry gave me a turtle." 230 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,778 Okay. "He drunk that water fast." Brandie? 231 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,485 "He drank that water fast." 232 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,945 Very good. 233 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,775 "He drank that water fast." 234 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,452 That's the correct answer. Very good. 235 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,121 Okay, Bernice. All right, class, this is Bernice Pruitt. 236 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,791 Bernice comes to us from Chicago. 237 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,375 You take the desk next to Kristen. That will be your seat. Kristen? 238 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,835 Go on, honey. 239 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,970 All right, class, let's open up your books to Page 76, Chapter 3. 240 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,811 Pay attention, because you're gonna have a quiz on Monday. 241 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,267 She's got pop-eyes. 242 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,477 Bernice, you just follow along with Kristen, okay? 243 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,326 I didn't do anything. Why is it always my fault? 244 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,833 I didn't say anything about fault. I just asked what you did, that's all. 245 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,208 Nothing. 246 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,504 People fall in love, they fall right back out. 247 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,838 It happens all the time. 248 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,415 You never even told me you were having trouble with Bill. 249 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,798 Maybe it's because I didn't want to hear, "I told you so." 250 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,103 Besides, how could we have trouble? 251 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,731 Prom queen, quarterback, pride of Smithville. 252 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,555 We practically left town on a float. 253 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,612 Well, maybe you were special. 254 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,204 But then again, maybe you were just like the rest of us... 255 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:39,203 except you were riding around on flowers made out of toilet paper. 256 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,618 You just never liked Bill. 257 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:45,037 Oh, I like all of God's creatures. I just like some of them better stuffed. 258 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,038 And he's one of them. 259 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:51,000 Why don't you just cut to the part where, you know, he started fooling around? 260 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:03,733 Well, at cocktail parties, the women that Bill worked with would never... 261 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,348 They'd never look at me. 262 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,231 Their eyes were always surveying the room... 263 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,859 looking for somebody better to talk to. 264 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,319 I was the beauty queen from Smithville, worse than ordinary, a joke. 265 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,571 That was it. 266 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,702 No, you were never a joke. 267 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,870 Oh, yeah, I was, Mama. 268 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,628 You could see it in his eyes. You can't mistake that. 269 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:46,479 Honey, you know, crying over it won't make it clean. 270 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:52,192 Life just goes on and you gotta move along with it. 271 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,028 Yeah. 272 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,449 Bud. Weiser. 273 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,449 How's your dinner, Kermit? Good. 274 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,910 Well, we seem to be the only ones enjoying it. 275 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:12,632 Did you ever see two such mopes? That's a mope and that's a mope. 276 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,165 All right, Mama. 277 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,338 No, it isn't all right. I mean, look at me. 278 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:22,927 My life has no big meaning or direction or purpose, and I'm happy. 279 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,602 Look at Kermit here. You think it's easy being green? 280 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,559 Ribbit. 281 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,861 Oh, I saw that, Bernice. That smile means there's hope for you. 282 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,949 I got it! 283 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,657 You expecting someone? No. I mean, it might be Justin Matisse. 284 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,535 I mean, he said he might drop over after his day job. 285 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,788 He's helping me fix the porch. 286 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,460 - I don't want to see Justin Matisse. - Hi, Travis. 287 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:59,420 Why? Because your hair's not fixed? He's back from California. 288 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,432 - So what? - And... 289 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,014 Justin, come on in. Mama. 290 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:14,441 Hey, Justin. Well, well, well. 291 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,941 If it ain't Birdee Calvert. It's Pruitt. Birdee Pruitt. 292 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,945 Sorry. 293 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,947 It's all right. 294 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,870 Birdee, Birdee, Birdee. 295 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,290 Move on to something else, Justin. 296 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,367 So I heard you'd come back. 297 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,705 I wonder how. 298 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,376 Oh, this is my daughter, Bernice. 299 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,667 Bernice, Bernice, Bernice. 300 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,880 She's funny. 301 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,642 - You smell just delicious, Justin. - Thanks. 302 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,886 Are you wearing cologne? 303 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,635 Oh, no. That's a little paint thinner. 304 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,731 A little sweat mixed in with it. 305 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,687 Well, it sure does smell good. Don't it, Birdee? 306 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,321 Why don't you go out on the porch and I'll have Birdee bring you some iced tea? 307 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,568 That sounds great, Mrs. Calvert. Thank you. Bye, y'all. 308 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,951 Bye. Bye, Bernice, Bernice, Bernice. 309 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,249 Great to see you, Birdee. You look good. 310 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,511 Here. 311 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:27,429 Oh, hey, Bernice. Thank you. 312 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,270 I don't see a glass there for your mother. 313 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,180 She went upstairs. 314 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,271 My daddy usually calls about now for one of his daily chats... 315 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:36,728 and then we all turn in. 316 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,397 I see. 317 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,361 So how do you like it down here in Smithville? 318 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,737 It wasn't on any maps until we got to Texas. 319 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,282 Well, see, we like to keep it a secret. 320 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,242 That way, it doesn't get overrun with people. 321 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,792 It seems to be working. 322 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,960 You know, your mother and I go way back. 323 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,787 I know you must. 324 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:06,430 Back home, we had a pet skunk. Mom called it Justin Matisse. 325 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,144 Do you think that's a coincidence? 326 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:13,678 All day long, Mom would scream, "You stink, Justin Matisse." 327 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:17,231 Finally, she just picked up a club and killed it. 328 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,106 Well, that's a sad story. 329 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,902 If you like the skunk, which we didn't. 330 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,779 I think she still has that club in her purse upstairs. 331 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,865 So I guess that means she's not coming down, huh? 332 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,454 Not until you leave. 333 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,161 Guess I better go, then. 334 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:39,422 Hey, thanks for packing up all my stuff. I appreciate it. 335 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,169 I'll see you around. 336 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,128 That's what's great about a small town. 337 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,846 Birdee! 338 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,363 What, Mama? Honey, can you give me a hand? 339 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:23,134 What? Mama. Oh. Oh! 340 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:28,421 Honey, are you still in here? I had no idea. 341 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,716 It's a beautiful day out. Just take a look at that. 342 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,062 Go on. 343 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,353 Get out there. Get the stink blown off you. 344 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,228 I always hated that expression, Mama. 345 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:42,645 Don't make me use it, then. I'm gonna turn the shower on for you. 346 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,475 Then I'm going shopping later, if you want to get out of the house. 347 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,599 Mama! 348 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:21,727 Mama, can't this...? Mama! Mama! Mother! 349 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,611 Justin, hey. 350 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:29,111 What are you doing up here? I'm building shelves. 351 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,358 You look terrible. 352 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,066 Been drinking, huh? 353 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,453 Why does everybody keep asking if I've been drinking? 354 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:41,039 What, is there a coaster stuck to my butt or something? 355 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,752 How long is this gonna take? A couple hours. 356 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,956 Why don't you go down and get dressed? You'll feel better. 357 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,551 You've got to feel depressed looking like that. 358 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,969 Do you always say what's on your mind or is it just my lucky day? 359 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,258 I'm not gonna do you any favors by lying. 360 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:02,272 Well, Justin, I don't need your favors, all right? 361 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,896 I just need something. Is that an invitation? 362 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,363 - Bye. - Bye. 363 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,794 Remember the blue beetle? It promised us a long and happy life. 364 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,472 Forget it. 365 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,433 Hansel and Gretel's mother was a terrible woman. 366 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,522 Why didn't the witch eat her? I don't think you told the story right. 367 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:53,028 Honey, your mama is gonna come get you just as soon as she can, I promise. 368 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:56,275 Stop picking at that doll's eyes, will you? That makes me nervous. 369 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,198 Bernice! 370 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,411 Bernice! Come here. 371 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,658 What do you think you're doing? Do you think I am stupid? 372 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,712 - I wouldn't find out? - What's the matter? 373 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,187 - What do you think you're doing? - What did I do? 374 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,801 If you have something to say to me, say it flat out. 375 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,844 Do not say it behind my back. 376 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:16,335 Do you have something to tell me? No. 377 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,220 Tell me! What do you want me to say? 378 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,007 Stop playing innocent! I know what you told him! 379 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,853 Told who? Your father. I just got off the phone. 380 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:27,438 Do you know what he said to me? "I'm sorry you're taking this so hard. 381 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:31,114 I'm sorry you can't get out of bed, but we have a daughter to take care of." 382 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,475 What did you say to him? 383 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:36,153 Nothing. It wasn't bad. I just said you were sad. We both are. 384 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,872 That is our business. That's not his business. 385 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,833 Besides, we're not sad. We're fine. 386 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,753 We are not! You don't care about me, ask me about school. 387 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,252 You don't make breakfast. 388 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,044 You promised Daddy you'd take care of me! 389 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,917 I promised Daddy? Well, you know what? 390 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,254 Daddy promised me the world and Daddy didn't honor his promise. 391 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,631 I will break every promise I make to your daddy. 392 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,088 Birdee, stop it. That's enough now. 393 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,552 It is not a crime to tell the truth. Not in this house. 394 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,102 Don't yell at her. 395 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,555 She's my daughter. I'll yell at her all I want to. 396 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,477 Will you just take a look at yourself? 397 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,975 Wandering around night and day in your bathrobe. 398 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,479 You're hiding out. You're scared. 399 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,153 Lord, what happened to you? 400 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,860 You used to be so pleasing. 401 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,826 You know what? I had to be pleasing, Mama. 402 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,624 With the town joke as a mother, I had to be pleasing. 403 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,789 When you'd flounce yourself into school... 404 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,422 with your roadkill hat and freshly skinned bag. 405 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,126 Mom, I learned how to be pleasing. 406 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,467 You're pleasing nobody. You're miserable yourself. 407 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:42,474 And I've never been unhappy. So the joke is on you, honey. 408 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:47,308 Don't yell at her. Oh, I'm finished, believe me. 409 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,598 Come on, Travis. Come on out here. 410 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,923 I didn't hurt you, did I? 411 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,843 Because I wouldn't hurt you for anything in the world. You know that, don't you? 412 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:29,177 It's okay. Night, Travis. 413 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,020 Night. 414 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,222 Excuse me. 415 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:13,104 Birdee. Birdee Calvert! 416 00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:16,358 I heard you were back in town. 417 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,573 Hello. Debbie. Debbie Reissen. 418 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,323 Debbie Reissen. How are you? 419 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:27,070 How are you? Did you come here to see Dot? 420 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,081 Dot. Dot. She runs the whole office now. 421 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,916 Oh, yeah, yeah. I came to see Dot. She'll be so tickled. 422 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,423 Oh, great. 423 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,915 Dottie, in a million years, you'll never guess... 424 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,429 who came all the way from Chicago, Illinois, to see you. 425 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,263 Take me off the intercom, please. 426 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:51,849 Blinded with fear 427 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:55,517 She guessed. Would you like to have a seat? 428 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,805 Great. Thank you. She'll be right with you. 429 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,322 Ain't no time to grieve 430 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,105 Said it's daybreak 431 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,318 If you'll only believe 432 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,029 I saw you on television. 433 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,083 Really? 434 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,873 I taped it. 435 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,620 Yeah. 436 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,958 Sing it, sing it Sing it to the world 437 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,285 Sing it, sing it 438 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,085 Birdee! Come on in. 439 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,803 No calls, Deborah. 440 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,677 Hi. Hi. 441 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,520 I didn't keep you too long? Oh, no, it's fine, thank you. 442 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:42,318 You look beautiful. Same old Birdee. 443 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,702 Same old Dot. Heh, heh. 444 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,656 You have no idea who I am, do you? 445 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,865 No, sorry. I don't. 446 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,501 It's all right. 447 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:04,964 When I knew you, I was about 5 inches shorter and about 70 pounds heavier. 448 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:09,009 We didn't exactly eat at the same lunch table. 449 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,597 Polka Dot? 450 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,098 Is that right? Yeah. Ha, ha. 451 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,018 Nobody's called me that in a long time. 452 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,147 Oh, my God! You look fantastic. 453 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,984 Thank you. You're welcome. 454 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,191 Have a seat. 455 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,608 Oh, my God. I mean, it's remarkable. 456 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,991 Was I really that terrible before, Birdee? 457 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:36,249 Oh, no, no, no. I just meant that... Yeah, well, I know what you meant. 458 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:39,503 People change. We get better as we get older. 459 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,786 Yeah. 460 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,379 Gosh, you look exactly the same. 461 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,882 Well, no, actually I... Oh, I know. 462 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,375 I heard about you and Bill. Yeah. 463 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:53,432 Yeah, he always was the ladies' man. 464 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:57,808 You all right? Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine. 465 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,306 You know, so much of that is staged for TV. 466 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,020 It's for ratings and... 467 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,361 Yeah. 468 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,071 So you need a job. 469 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,159 What sort of work have you been doing? Um, housework. 470 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,870 Bill worked and he didn't want... 471 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,668 We have a daughter. So I took care of her. 472 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,132 Okay. 473 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,384 How fast do you type? Don't type. 474 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,050 Okay. Computer skills. 475 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,101 Don't compute. 476 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,234 Oh, goodness. 477 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:43,271 You're gonna have to give me some sort of idea what you're looking for here... 478 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,268 because I'm not likely to find a listing for prom queen. 479 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,107 Well, um... 480 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:52,778 I used to take pictures. I was good at that. 481 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:56,448 So maybe I could get a job at the newspaper... 482 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:59,118 or Jackson's Portrait Studio. 483 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,457 It's closed down, and the newspaper is not hiring. 484 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,924 I can tell you that right now. Oh, okay, okay. 485 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,798 So... 486 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:13,433 Dot, I would really like a job. 487 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,926 One that I could like myself for... 488 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:20,218 even if it's just for a little while. 489 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,979 Birdee... Dot... 490 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:30,281 I don't know how I treated you in high school. 491 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,242 I'm guessing it was pretty bad... 492 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:41,538 seeing how you're hell-bent on putting me in my place right now. 493 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,000 And that's okay. 494 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,750 Just... 495 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:51,671 Just put me in a job too. 496 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,755 I would really be grateful. 497 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,479 Well... 498 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:12,284 Shoot some pictures over the weekend. Okay, great. 499 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,364 I'll look them over. Great. 500 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:18,699 I'll do what I can. Thank you. Thank you. 501 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:32,879 Enjoy your food, honey. Thanks. 502 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,215 It's not for sissies, you know. 503 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:41,886 Dining alone. 504 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,980 Gotta be made of some pretty stern stuff to do that. 505 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,685 Really? 506 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,484 See, the trick is to seem mysterious. 507 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,397 Like the choice is yours. 508 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,294 Impressive. 509 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,751 Yeah, well, you pick these things up. 510 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:16,134 Would you care to join me? 511 00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,052 Can't do that. 512 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,519 That would be cheating. Oh. 513 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,524 Besides, I'd rather wait. 514 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:34,645 Well, I gotta go. 515 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,450 Remember, mysterious. That's the key. 516 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:40,235 Oh. 517 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:46,159 Maybe order some dessert, just to spite them. 518 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,745 All right. Make me proud. 519 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:07,432 Keep the change. Thank you. Thank you. 520 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,231 Smile 521 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,653 Though your heart is aching 522 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,653 Smile 523 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,108 Even though it's breaking 524 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:25,155 When there are clouds 525 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,872 In the sky 526 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,373 You'll get by 527 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,665 If you smile 528 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,509 Through your fears and sorrow 529 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:44,679 Smile and maybe tomorrow 530 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:52,559 You'll see the sun come shining through 531 00:37:54,314 --> 00:38:01,034 If you just smile 532 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:04,276 - These are good, Birdee. - Really? 533 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,075 Really. 534 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,913 So do you think you can find something for me like we talked about? 535 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,706 Think I can. 536 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,840 Great. Thanks. 537 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:25,301 And then you take the film, like so, and you run it through here. 538 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,970 Now, make sure that this here is shut tight. 539 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:32,019 Okay. And then you just follow it along, like so. 540 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:36,395 And then it comes out here, like so. And then you separate it. 541 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,274 Like so. That's right. 542 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,742 Now, everyone's film has to be developed in less than an hour. 543 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,574 Okay. Otherwise it's free. 544 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,569 Any questions? Nope. 545 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:53,035 Occasionally, we get pictures of a somewhat questionable nature. 546 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,956 Naked pictures? Oh, we never comment on them. 547 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,546 We just hand them over as if we hadn't seen a thing. 548 00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,013 I understand, Mr. Davis. 549 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,972 But first, we make a copy. 550 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,763 And we put them in the second drawer under the counter. 551 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,927 And you can have a look any time you want. 552 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,176 Just don't take any of them home with you. 553 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,598 Oh, all right. You can sit right down there. 554 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:14,938 Okay. 555 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,443 Birdee Calvert. 556 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:23,441 Oh. I bet the customers will stand in line to see you again. 557 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:43,883 Oh, yeah, we have a full range of arts and crafts to keep our loved ones happy. 558 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:48,589 It's like summer camp, really, only it's all year round. Lucky them. 559 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,805 - Charlie, come here. - Here we are. 560 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,911 - Look who's here, Mr. C. - Birdee. 561 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:58,190 - All these people just to see you. - Told you she was coming. 562 00:39:58,354 --> 00:39:59,654 So good to see you. 563 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,898 Well, enjoy. 564 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,702 So how are you keeping, Daddy? Huh? 565 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,164 What's wrong with him? 566 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,414 It's just a stroke. Nothing to worry about. 567 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,616 And a little Old Timer's. 568 00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:17,327 - She means Alzheimer's. - I know what I mean. 569 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:22,749 But you know exactly what's going on, don't you, Daddy? Yeah. 570 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:26,471 - Oh, thank him for the bunny. - He doesn't even know who I am. 571 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,843 Sure he does, sweetheart. 572 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:32,680 It's just a little hard for him to show it. Come on, say hello. 573 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,807 Sure, go ahead. 574 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,887 Travis, you want to kiss your grandpa hello? 575 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,024 All right. I think what we need here is a little ice cream. 576 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,532 That's a great idea. 577 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,783 Let Mama and Grandpa have a little time together. We'll be in the cafeteria, Harry. 578 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,368 - You'll be okay? - We'll be fine. 579 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,289 So. 580 00:40:58,081 --> 00:40:59,621 Well, I'll tell you one thing. 581 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:04,381 I'm not gonna sit here and tell you what a nice place we got you in... 582 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,626 or how good you look. 583 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:11,144 Because we're adults, right? 584 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:13,603 Well, at least you are. 585 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,893 Hey, Mama says you do that blinking thing with your eyes. 586 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:23,060 One blink for yes, two for no. Can you do that? 587 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:24,686 Hm? 588 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:29,072 Just on your good day, huh? I get it. 589 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,445 That was Bernice, Daddy. 590 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,996 You remember Bernice? 591 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,998 There it is. 592 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,427 That's Bernice, Daddy. 593 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,930 She's the best thing I ever did. 594 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,478 I wish Bill could be here... 595 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:07,397 but we're having a bit of trouble. 596 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,445 But enough of that, right? 597 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,949 I'm going to write her name right down here... 598 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,580 on the bottom of her picture. 599 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:26,746 So when she comes back here, maybe you could recognize her... 600 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,300 and give her a little sign or something. 601 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,465 She could really use one. 602 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:38,805 What, Daddy? 603 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:46,855 Chances are I'll see you 604 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:51,443 Somewhere in my dreams tonight 605 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:58,660 I recall your laughter and your smile 606 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,173 I remember how 607 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:10,173 You made me feel so at ease 608 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:17,926 I remember all your grace, your style 609 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:28,771 Chances are I'll hold you 610 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:33,650 And I'll offer all I have 611 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:41,368 You're the only one I can't forget 612 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:50,036 You're the best I've ever met 613 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:53,844 You don't have a daddy, either, Mom. 614 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,626 Don't break that. I've had it forever. 615 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,723 Come on, it's late. 616 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,725 Here you go. 617 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:10,943 My little burrito baby. Snug as a bug in a rug. 618 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:13,227 You're out of luck if your nose itches. 619 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,741 Good night. Night, Mom. 620 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:29,922 Well, if it isn't Birdee Calvert. 621 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,594 Bobbi-Claire Akins. 622 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,423 Patterson now. Oh, great. 623 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:38,549 How are you? I heard about your sad news. 624 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:42,428 How Bill could humiliate you like that in front of the entire world... 625 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,597 is just beyond me. 626 00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:48,596 We have a satellite dish, so we got to see it twice. Once Central, once Mountain. 627 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,480 You poor thing. What can I do for you? 628 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:56,607 Anyway, I brought you these. My sister's wedding reception. 629 00:44:57,278 --> 00:45:01,368 Triple prints, please. I'll come back after I get my hair done. 630 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:04,032 I just love this thing you're doing with your hair. 631 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:08,462 It's so down-to-earth and natural-like. 632 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,790 I wish I could be more like that. 633 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:13,785 I'm fearless that way. 634 00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:37,107 No. No. No, no, no! 635 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:39,863 No! No! 636 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:43,739 What is the matter with you, you big piece of crap? Ugh! 637 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,080 Mr. Davis. 638 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,497 I'm sorry, Bobbi-Claire. I'm... 639 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:55,245 Sorry? You think that does it? These pictures were irreplaceable! 640 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,880 I know, I know. Something must have got in the gate. 641 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:02,429 There's nothing! There's not a blur, not a face with red eyes. 642 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,473 Think Debbi-Lynn gets married every day? 643 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,009 Debbi-Lynn? Isn't this her fourth or...? 644 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,851 It is her fifth, Miss High and Mighty. 645 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,937 But they each had very different themes. 646 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,060 And now there is nothing to show for it. 647 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:18,611 Well, at least I caught it before the other ones got ruined. 648 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,526 Oh, yes. You are just Little Miss Employee of the Month. 649 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:26,071 Mr. Davis, I hope I can count on you to make sure that this never happens again. 650 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:29,372 And I believe you know what I mean. 651 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:31,870 What? 652 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:39,882 Oh, dear. Am I gonna have to fire you? 653 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,377 Oh, come on, she'll cool off. 654 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,889 It's gotta be hard carrying around all that hair, you know? 655 00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,722 Well, if she sends a bill... 656 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:52,390 I'm gonna have to dock you, Birdee, for at least half. 657 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,150 I'm sorry. Now, come on. Let's get this back online. 658 00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:00,400 - Go get back online. - Shut up. 659 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,568 Did you know that you were the first girl I ever kissed? 660 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:10,451 - I did know that, yup. - We were playing spin the bottle. 661 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,420 And you stuck your tongue in my mouth. 662 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,580 I didn't know you were supposed to do that. 663 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,459 - Of course. - I was mortified. 664 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,336 I thought you were an epileptic. 665 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,343 I went home and told Mama I was kissing you and you had a seizure in my mouth. 666 00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:26,216 I was over the moon for you back then, Birdee. 667 00:47:26,636 --> 00:47:29,546 You knew that. No, I didn't. 668 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,351 Why didn't you ever say anything? 669 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,348 Coward. Chicken. 670 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,850 Chicken, pure and simple. Big chicken. 671 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,982 I don't know. You and Bill were up here. 672 00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:42,279 I was somewhere else. 673 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:45,453 I mean, what would you have said if I had asked you out? 674 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:52,294 I don't know what I would have said. I'm not the same person I was back then. 675 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:56,001 How about if I asked you out now? 676 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,464 Is that what you're doing? 677 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,710 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 678 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,433 I would have to say no. 679 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,187 Because I'm a married woman. What's the matter with you? 680 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:23,525 Not on a date, though. Just dinner. 681 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,030 Married people have to eat, right? I don't know. I don't know. 682 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:31,317 What about I take you to a nice place, get a great fish dinner? 683 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:39,287 Boy, am I glad we're not having steak. I'm a little rusty at roping steer. 684 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,300 Yeah, well, you're not so hot at this, either. 685 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,551 Relax, Birdee. 686 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:50,683 Just sit back and let the fish come to you. 687 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,851 You know who would love this? Bernice. Hey. 688 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,600 Breathe. I'm breathing. 689 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,520 Just listen. 690 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:13,868 What have you been doing since... It just kills you to be quiet for five minutes. 691 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,954 Like it kills you to answer a personal question. 692 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,246 I went to California. 693 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,798 You didn't like it? 694 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,559 I'm here, ain't I? 695 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:43,095 - Yes, you are. - Yes, I am. 696 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,050 You know those people who publish those calendars? 697 00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:54,244 Uh-huh. 698 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:56,581 They'd love your pictures. 699 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:02,285 So I like pretty pictures. 700 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,827 That's who I am. 701 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:09,132 You don't get voted Most Popular and Best Smile if you have an edge. 702 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:11,878 You know, you do have a great smile. 703 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,603 Don't show it to me, though. 704 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,892 Come here. 705 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,106 Hey. 706 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,112 Come sit by me. 707 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,121 Want to help? No. 708 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:43,922 Don't smile now. I'm not. 709 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,168 Let's see his smile. 710 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,797 He's got a great smile. Hold on. 711 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,299 He won Smile of the Year in his school. Get it? 712 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,599 Hit the ball, Popeye. 713 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,785 Big Dolores! 714 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:32,843 Can't you do this in the backyard, Mama? It's so embarrassing. 715 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,385 Honey, they're dead. How can they be embarrassed? 716 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,006 I hated this so much when I was your age. 717 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:44,182 One day, all of this is gonna be yours. 718 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:47,191 Hey, what's wrong? How was school? 719 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:49,864 - Fine. - Nah-ah. 720 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:52,154 Big Dolores is going to murder Bernice. 721 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,900 Be quiet, Travis. Who's Big Dolores? 722 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:59,371 She's the meanest and dumbest girl in school. 723 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:02,873 But she keeps passing, because even teachers are afraid of Big Dolores. 724 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,371 She has her own gang too. 725 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:08,709 It's called Big Dolores. 726 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,378 What's she got against Bernice? 727 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:14,835 Bernice hit Big Dolores in the face with a volleyball... 728 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,467 in front of the whole school. 729 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,545 And now Bernice is going to die. 730 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:22,560 Bernice, you hit somebody in the face with a volleyball? 731 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:26,313 It was an accident. Well, did you say you were sorry? 732 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,517 But she's gonna kill me anyway. 733 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:31,977 Oh, that whole family is no good. You know, I think it's glandular. 734 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,149 Whatever gland produces meanness, they got. 735 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,738 Oh, Mama. Nobody is gonna kill anybody. 736 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:40,664 I'll have a talk with her mother and we'll iron everything out. 737 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,575 Please, don't have a talk with her mother. I'd rather die. 738 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:45,374 Don't worry, you will. 739 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,287 Travis. Come on down here and be a tree. 740 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,250 Travis, Travis, Travis. Come here. Go be a tree. 741 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:55,379 Mom, promise me you won't have a talk with her mother. 742 00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:59,088 They'd really have it in for me after that. Bernice, don't be so dramatic. 743 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,220 Nothing's gonna happen. 744 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:03,927 You're right, Mom. It'll be a normal day. 745 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:05,598 Oh, yes. 746 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:11,653 Old Man Linton's make-out spot. 747 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:15,824 I thought you were taking me out for ice cream. What would your mother say? 748 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:18,275 She'd probably say, "Way to go, Justin." 749 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:19,775 - Really? - Yeah. 750 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,607 Uh-huh. 751 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,553 What an incredible night. 752 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,585 Mmm. 753 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,388 The place hasn't changed much, has it? Not at all. 754 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,886 Not that I came here much. Oh, no, of course not. 755 00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:52,311 Bill was always in training. He said it always put him off his game... 756 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,899 to get all riled up the night before. I see. 757 00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:58,987 - He didn't look so happy on TV, did he? - Ha. Oh, God. 758 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,106 Doesn't anybody watch public television anymore? 759 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:05,701 I couldn't keep my eyes off of you. 760 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:10,077 Which part captivated you more? Was it the part where...? 761 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,997 Let's see, where I appeared downtrodden and pitiful? 762 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:18,298 Or was it the part where I looked stricken and grotesque? 763 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:24,344 Because I personally preferred the part where I looked pathetic. I liked that one. 764 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:27,311 I think I just preferred the part where you appeared available. 765 00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:30,183 Grow up. 766 00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:34,811 Don't you feel young over here, just sitting in this truck? 767 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,192 That Old Man Linton was a god. 768 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:40,816 I guess you had to... 769 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,316 I feel like I'm 16 again. 770 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:47,914 She said, "You had to be" 771 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,907 Oh, get real, Justin. 772 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:56,997 She handed me a yellowed photograph 773 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:01,708 And then said, "See" 774 00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:07,144 "This was my greatest love" 775 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,104 My one and only love 776 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:13,809 And this is me 777 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,770 "Back when we were beautiful" 778 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:23,742 I never kissed a man before Bill. 779 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:26,736 See 780 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,487 Who said anything about kissing? Ha, ha. 781 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,414 Did I say that? 782 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:35,623 She said 783 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:47,386 "I guess I've gotten used to" 784 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:52,643 These little aches and pains 785 00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:58,978 But I still love to dance 786 00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:06,148 "You know we used to dance The night away" 787 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,945 Birdee Calvert. 788 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:13,576 "Back when we were beautiful 789 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:19,081 Beautiful, yes" 790 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:23,755 Please, Daddy. Come and get me before it's too late. 791 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:36,348 I don't feel so good, Grandma. 792 00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:38,098 Aw. 793 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:43,106 You're going to school today, Rocky. Man, it's not fair. 794 00:56:56,497 --> 00:56:58,247 Come on, Travis. 795 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:06,709 Paper wings 796 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:12,352 All torn and bent 797 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,520 You made me feel 798 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:25,356 That they were heaven-sent 799 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,668 Four-eyes. 800 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:52,261 Bookworm. 801 00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:53,804 Popeye. 802 00:57:55,556 --> 00:58:00,056 Angels were singing 803 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:16,077 Fight! Fight! Fight! 804 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,165 Fight! Fight! Fight! 805 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:33,335 Fight! Fight! Fight! 806 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,555 Oh, how could I 807 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:44,770 Expect to fly 808 00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:51,404 With only paper wings? 809 00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:55,320 I tried to fly 810 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:58,780 But found that I 811 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:05,962 Had only paper wings 812 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:12,795 Hey. 813 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,510 How was school? 814 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,851 Huh? 815 00:59:18,931 --> 00:59:20,891 - Hey, weasel. - Fine! 816 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,981 - What happened? - She lived. 817 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:52,763 I can turn the gray sky blue 818 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,013 I can make it rain 819 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:56,755 Whenever I want it to 820 00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:59,014 I can build a castle 821 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:01,559 From a single grain of sand 822 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,603 I can make a ship sail on dry land 823 01:00:06,687 --> 01:00:10,147 But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue 824 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:12,895 'Cause I can't get next to you 825 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,388 - I can't get next to you, babe. - Next to you. 826 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:18,659 - Next to you. - I just can't get next to you 827 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,834 No matter what I do CHORUS: I can't get next to you 828 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:41,353 Chicka-boom, chicka-boom 829 01:00:42,014 --> 01:00:44,854 Girl, it's you that I need. I gotta get 830 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:46,177 Next to you 831 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:49,401 Can't you see these tears I'm cryin'? I can't get 832 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,693 Next to you 833 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:52,476 I, I, I... 834 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:56,739 Take me back where I belong 835 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,698 Back to Travis County 836 01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:08,657 I've been gone for way too long 837 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:12,246 God, Mr. and Mrs. Whitehead. 838 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,209 They were like 100 years old when I knew them. 839 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,393 Oh, look. Hi, hi. 840 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,601 Miss Ramona. 841 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:36,526 Did you want to dance with me? Oh, no. 842 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:40,703 I mean, my goodness. You go dance with someone your own age. 843 01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:42,284 I never. 844 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,529 All right. Sorry I bothered you. Oh, well, all right, then. 845 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,038 Will you excuse us, honey? 846 01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,375 Birdee? Birdee Pruitt? It's me, Suzy. 847 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,503 Oh, my God. Hi! 848 01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:58,340 How are you? Well... 849 01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:00,467 Oh, my God. The baby's due in six weeks. 850 01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:02,304 I can see that. 851 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:04,969 So I thought you'd moved to Houston. 852 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:08,558 Well, I'm just in for the weekend. Mama told me you were in town. 853 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:11,725 Yeah. I'm here. You look wonderful. 854 01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:13,347 Oh. Seriously. 855 01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,862 Well, thank you. 856 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:18,733 Aren't you clever? That's the way to get Bill to come crawling back to you. 857 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:22,114 Oh, I don't... That's... 858 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,620 Would you look at Polka Dot? The doughnut's best friend. 859 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:30,622 Oh, look. There's Justin Matisse. 860 01:02:30,789 --> 01:02:34,999 I heard he lost that great job in California because he wouldn't work fast enough. 861 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,788 Oops. He's headed this way. 862 01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:41,804 Hey. Hey. 863 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,300 Honor me? 864 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,352 What? I want to dance with you. 865 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:53,771 Justin, I can't... Excuse us. 866 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,686 Justin, I can't dance anymore. 867 01:02:58,859 --> 01:03:02,189 Dancing is just a conversation between two people. 868 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,902 Talk to me. 869 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:12,708 Yeah, I started feelin' funny When you walked through that door 870 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:15,538 Well, it ain't happened yet 871 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,289 But I'd be willin' to bet 872 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:23,835 You'll be having a hard time Coming back for more 873 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,053 You can do it, now. 874 01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,647 Oh, look out now. 875 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:53,000 Come on. Come on now. Come on, Birdee. 876 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:08,589 Yeah, there's some kind Of something happening 877 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:10,972 I'm not sure 878 01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:15,272 But I know them better than that now 879 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:24,279 Yeah, I started feelin' funny When you walked through that door 880 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:27,114 Yeah, but it ain't happened yet 881 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,615 But I'd be willin' to bet 882 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:34,116 You'll be having a hard time Coming back for more 883 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,591 Thank you, folks. Thank you very much. 884 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,297 All right. Hey, we're gonna take a short break now... 885 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:52,008 but we're gonna leave you with some fine tunes on the jukebox. 886 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,310 Thanks for the dance. 887 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:57,269 Hey, hey, hey. What? 888 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:04,316 And the whole world is on your case 889 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:10,739 I would offer you a warm embrace 890 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:15,406 Make you feel my love 891 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:22,961 The evening shadows And the stars appear 892 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:29,680 And there is no one there To dry your tears 893 01:05:31,011 --> 01:05:32,601 Just breathe. 894 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:40,394 To make you feel my love 895 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:47,611 I know you haven't Made your mind up yet 896 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:52,872 But I would never do you wrong 897 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:59,869 I've known it from the moment That we met 898 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:05,751 No doubt in my mind where you belong 899 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:11,546 Okay, be kind. 900 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:15,549 It's a work in progress. 901 01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:22,270 It's beautiful. 902 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:27,856 It's a door. 903 01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:32,864 Come on in. 904 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,250 This is it. 905 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:20,244 Nineteenth-century Texas pine. 906 01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,918 I love that smell. 907 01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:30,460 Feel this. 908 01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:35,971 It's tongue-and-groove. 909 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,257 Excuse me? 910 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:46,939 They're cut and matched perfect to fit together. 911 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,358 You, um...? 912 01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:54,445 You want to see the porch? 913 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,833 It's this way. 914 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:08,503 It's gonna have a great view, once I get rid of that trailer. 915 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:14,126 This is gonna wrap all the way around the house. 916 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:25,394 This is nice. Yeah, they call that a swing. 917 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:26,770 Maybe you could hang it. 918 01:08:30,565 --> 01:08:35,235 Yeah, I could. This is from Mom and Dad's old place. 919 01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:36,703 Yeah? Mm-hm. 920 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,660 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 921 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,499 It's comfy, huh? Yeah. 922 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:48,825 This is gonna be a real nice house, Justin. 923 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,502 Who was your architect? You're kidding, right? 924 01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:56,883 That's half the fun. 925 01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:01,047 You go around Smithville painting houses, and you can do this? 926 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:05,560 Yeah. You could do so much more. 927 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:10,230 I guess so, huh? You know what I meant. 928 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:15,146 I know exactly what you meant. You're talking about the American dream. 929 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:21,238 You find something that you love and then you twist it and you torture it. 930 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:24,741 Try to find a way to make money at it. 931 01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:27,251 Spend a lifetime doing that. 932 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:32,748 At the end, you can't find a trace of what you started out loving. 933 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,550 What did you start out loving? 934 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:42,934 I don't remember. 935 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:47,636 For me, it was doing things right. That's all. 936 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:51,139 That's why I came back here, so I could live the way I wanted. 937 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:55,272 I don't know. I figured, out of everybody, you'd understand that. 938 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:05,407 I do. 939 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:12,577 I envy you. Everything you love is right here. 940 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,092 Not everything, Birdee. 941 01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:25,046 Hey, hey, hey. 942 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:28,099 Justin, I can't... Shh. 943 01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:49,485 You are so beautiful. 944 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:04,008 I'm not afraid of living alone 945 01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:09,434 I was alone before he came 946 01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:18,901 I don't have the strength To fight anymore 947 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:24,279 But this time's not the same 948 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:32,115 So tell me why I keep holding on 949 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:39,044 To something I just cannot see 950 01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:43,762 What makes you stay 951 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,047 When your world falls apart? 952 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:51,100 What makes you try one more time 953 01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:54,475 When it's not in your heart? 954 01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:57,772 At the end of your rope 955 01:11:57,939 --> 01:12:02,569 When you can't find any hope 956 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:07,906 You still look at him and say 957 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:12,242 "I just can't walk away" 958 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:21,841 Tell me, what makes you stay? 959 01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:36,443 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 960 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:50,783 Mama? Kitchen! 961 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,581 - Where's Bernice? - Oh, they ate hours ago. 962 01:12:54,746 --> 01:12:57,366 Boy, she had a face on her like a bucket of worms. 963 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,830 And I don't know what's going on there. What's this? 964 01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:04,299 Oh, nothing. I just invited Justin over for dinner. 965 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:08,594 He sounded like he could use cheering up. I don't want to see Justin tonight, Mama. 966 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:12,430 Justin is my friend and if he's feeling down in the dumps... 967 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:15,427 and I feel like cheering him up, that's my business. 968 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:20,231 This is not the time for your matchmaking. Matchmaking? What an imagination. 969 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,476 Ugh. God. Come on, Birdee. Come on. 970 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:24,979 Join us. 971 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:28,451 You don't have to say anything. You know, you could just sit there. 972 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:33,033 Maybe, you know, you could quietly chew or something. 973 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:36,537 Oh, there's nothing you can do about it, sweetie. 974 01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:38,624 I'm going upstairs to sleep. 975 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:41,923 All right. 976 01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:44,245 Now, Birdee, this has never been a rude house. 977 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,510 Strange, perhaps, but never rude. 978 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:50,342 Now, I would like you to go and welcome our guest. 979 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,933 Hey, I'm still your mama, missy. You move it. 980 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,022 Hello, Bernice. 981 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:05,110 These are for you. Thanks, but I'm allergic. 982 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:08,364 Hey, Mrs. Calvert. How are you, Justin? Glad to see you. 983 01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:09,648 How you doing? Good. 984 01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:11,701 I don't want these. Bernice. 985 01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:13,324 But thanks anyway. 986 01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:15,531 Hey, Birdee. What's going on? Hey, Justin. 987 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,201 Oh, my goodness. You've been cooking in here, huh? 988 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,252 Oh, that's nothing. I hope you enjoy it. 989 01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:22,372 Yes, indeed. 990 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,092 Come on, let's all sit down here now. 991 01:14:25,253 --> 01:14:27,213 That's fine. 992 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,680 You're not joining us, Mama? 993 01:14:32,844 --> 01:14:36,264 Oh, you know, I forgot. I ate earlier with the children. 994 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,390 You know, I'll tell you, this memory is really going. 995 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:58,117 Sorry about last night. I'm only sorry about this morning. 996 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:04,827 I know you have a crush on me. A crush? 997 01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:10,507 Birdee, this ain't high school. You know what I mean, Bill. 998 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:13,882 Justin. 999 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,932 What? My name is Justin. 1000 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:21,348 It ain't Bill. 1001 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,773 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, Birdee... 1002 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,993 you used to be so... 1003 01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,107 I don't know... 1004 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,701 audacious, bold. 1005 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,289 People would stop to watch you come down the street. 1006 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:44,285 "Here comes that Birdee Calvert." 1007 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:47,627 Their eyes would light up. You could see it on their faces. 1008 01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:49,343 Look at me. 1009 01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:54,301 You think you've lost that. I can still see it. 1010 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,804 Bill can't see that. 1011 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,680 You don't know anything about Bill. 1012 01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,967 I know that Bill could let you go. Damn, Birdee! 1013 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:06,652 When are you gonna face up to the fact that he ain't coming back for you? 1014 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:09,232 - Get out of here. My daddy is coming back. - Bernice. 1015 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,318 He loves me and he wants my mother. 1016 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,784 He'll kill you if you come around here. Stop it. 1017 01:16:13,945 --> 01:16:15,695 Tell him. Be quiet! 1018 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:21,281 You better go. Yup. 1019 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:25,002 Listen, why don't both of you go out? Bernice and I will stay here and visit. 1020 01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:27,674 Oh, no. That's all right. 1021 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,133 When you get tired of waiting, give me a call. I hope I'm still around. 1022 01:16:31,295 --> 01:16:33,455 Thanks, Mrs. Calvert. 1023 01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:39,682 Boy, you just amaze me, Birdee. 1024 01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:42,755 You know, your love life has always been a disaster area. 1025 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:46,062 They ought to have those big orange cones all around you. 1026 01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:51,063 What can I say, Mama? I'm my own crown of thorns. 1027 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:55,072 Hey, you think life goes on forever? 1028 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,526 You think behind every chance is another chance... 1029 01:16:57,697 --> 01:16:59,817 and then another one and another one? 1030 01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:02,991 It's the worst kind of extravagance, the way you spend your chances, Birdee. 1031 01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:06,431 Get out of here and don't come back! 1032 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,495 Bernice! 1033 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:16,592 Bernice, stop it. What is the matter with you? What are you doing? 1034 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:19,547 Why didn't you tell him he loves us and is coming back? 1035 01:17:19,719 --> 01:17:21,259 Because I don't know, all right? 1036 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:24,559 I don't know if Daddy loves us and I don't know if he's coming back. 1037 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:27,274 He loves me! He loves me, even if he doesn't love you! 1038 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,556 Oh, I just sent him away. What more do you want from me? 1039 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,150 I want my daddy. 1040 01:17:32,315 --> 01:17:34,275 He wouldn't have left if you had loved him enough. 1041 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:39,072 No, your daddy didn't love me enough. This is all your fault and you know it. 1042 01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:51,292 Aunt Birdee. 1043 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:56,089 Help, please, somebody. I've fallen over and I can't get up. Help! 1044 01:17:56,422 --> 01:17:59,172 You know, that is the prettiest one. 1045 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,596 Birdee Calvert. 1046 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:07,765 She looks like she belongs in a bar. 1047 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,353 Why, hello, Birdee. 1048 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:11,138 It's about time you came by and said hi. 1049 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:14,192 Hey, Mike. You being good? 1050 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,437 Well, I'm trying to be. 1051 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:18,858 Just doesn't seem to be working out that way. 1052 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,485 Can I get a vodka tonic, extra lime, please? 1053 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,116 You surely may. Thanks. 1054 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,410 What do you want to say to Dennis? 1055 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:33,422 You know how, late at night, I get calls really late? 1056 01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:35,625 Just say it. What? 1057 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:37,195 When they call me... Thanks. 1058 01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:38,940 On me. They call me to dance. 1059 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:40,424 - Thank you. - Hey. 1060 01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:41,801 I'm really an exotic... 1061 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:45,757 I'm really an exotic dancer. 1062 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:50,814 You shouldn't have done this on TV. 1063 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:02,783 I mean, Birdee. I mean, what kind of name...? What...? 1064 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:07,077 You know what happens to birdies. They're cat food. They're target practice. 1065 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,493 - Birdee, Birdee, Birdee! - Come on. Hey, come on. 1066 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:13,002 Look, it's a good name. 1067 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:15,205 Have some coffee. Might wanna pace yourself. 1068 01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:18,836 Know what? I'm fine. I'm gonna go home. You sure? 1069 01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:21,965 Don't let me get like that, for God sakes. 1070 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:25,263 Don't ever let me get like that. 1071 01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:29,505 I look pretty pathetic, huh? Yeah? Uh-huh. 1072 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:33,515 Poor woman. Husband leaves her on national television. 1073 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:35,846 I know. We cried. Ha, ha, ha. 1074 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,937 You know what? Do not believe everything you see, all right? 1075 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:44,859 Boy, if I believed everything I saw down at the photo shop... 1076 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:48,490 I'd believe Miss Bobbi-Claire got herself some new titties. 1077 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:56,832 I got one word for y'all. Polaroid! 1078 01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,171 Polaroid! 1079 01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:02,705 Oh, come on, Bobbi-Claire. Don't leave. 1080 01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:06,632 Come on, you won. Come on now, Birdee. Take it easy. 1081 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:10,182 Oh, man. Que sera, sera, people. 1082 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:17,560 Birdee. 1083 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,810 Are you okay? 1084 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:24,193 Whatever you do, Mama, please, don't say anything. 1085 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:26,321 Don't be clever, don't be smart. 1086 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:29,816 Because I really can't take it tonight. 1087 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:31,202 Why don't you sit on that? 1088 01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:37,116 The tiles are always so cold in this bathroom. 1089 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,804 Everything is so wrong without Bill. 1090 01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:45,590 I know. 1091 01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,178 I miss him so much. I know. 1092 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,304 He used to call me "baby." 1093 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:53,561 I never in a million years thought I'd be a woman who liked that... 1094 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:56,484 but I did, with him. 1095 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:57,694 Sure you do. 1096 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:02,015 I miss his hands. 1097 01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:05,317 Just his hands and the way that he would just... 1098 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:08,486 He would put them on the small of my back... 1099 01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,906 and just lead me into a room. 1100 01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:14,616 It made me feel so safe. 1101 01:21:16,455 --> 01:21:19,415 I miss all that. Of course you do, honey. 1102 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:21,293 Oh, God. 1103 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:25,462 I know it's so easy to blame him. 1104 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:29,631 But you know what? I think it's me. 1105 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:31,432 I do. 1106 01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:36,976 Because he used to look at me and I used to see myself in his eyes. 1107 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:39,642 And it was like he saw me. 1108 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,939 And I was audacious, Mama. 1109 01:21:43,107 --> 01:21:44,727 I was. 1110 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:49,650 And then, I don't know, things just started to change. 1111 01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:52,992 The harder I tried to be what he wanted me to be... 1112 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:56,328 the less I saw myself in his eyes. 1113 01:21:57,121 --> 01:22:00,961 Just one day, I looked and I was gone. 1114 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:06,594 I still see her. No, Mom. No. 1115 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,585 No. It's happening with Bernice too. 1116 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,758 It's happening with Bernice. 1117 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:15,137 She doesn't even look at me the same way. 1118 01:22:15,306 --> 01:22:18,846 It's like there's a wall between us. 1119 01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:21,308 There's a wall and it's killing me. 1120 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:24,938 Because the one thing that I said, when I would grow up... 1121 01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:30,147 if I ever had a daughter of my own, she would know her mother loved her. 1122 01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:33,491 I would hug her and I would tell her nice things. 1123 01:22:33,657 --> 01:22:37,287 And I wouldn't just let the daddy do all the hugging. 1124 01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:51,264 And now I realize that... 1125 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:54,175 I realize that it doesn't matter... 1126 01:22:54,345 --> 01:22:57,215 who or what or when... 1127 01:22:57,389 --> 01:23:01,059 or where the hugging happens. 1128 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,056 Sometimes you just need a hug. 1129 01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:07,188 And it just didn't work out that way. 1130 01:23:07,358 --> 01:23:08,898 Well, I... 1131 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,744 I've seen you hug your daughter. 1132 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:22,582 She knows you love her. 1133 01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:29,004 Yes, mothers love their daughters... 1134 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:33,089 even if they show it poorly. 1135 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:12,835 Hi, Julia. Here's the talent show list. 1136 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,965 It's up! The audition list is up! 1137 01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:19,345 I hope I'm near the beginning. I'm so nervous. 1138 01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:21,722 Bernice! 1139 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:31,481 Bernice. 1140 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:36,572 Hey, I was gonna do a poem. They don't like too many poems. 1141 01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:38,954 Hey, Birdee. Hey. 1142 01:24:39,116 --> 01:24:41,156 Chris. How are you? Fine. What's up? 1143 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,996 I was wondering if you could... Bernice! 1144 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:47,002 Bernice, honey! 1145 01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:49,126 Isn't that your mom? 1146 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,125 Sweetheart! 1147 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:00,344 Let's go. 1148 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:09,653 Could you give this to her? 1149 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:11,403 She forgot her lunch. Sure, sure. 1150 01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:15,315 Thanks. Thanks. Good to see you again. 1151 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:35,880 When the rain is blowing in your face 1152 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:42,139 And the whole world is on your case 1153 01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:47,888 I could offer you a warm embrace 1154 01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:53,731 To make you feel my love 1155 01:25:54,942 --> 01:26:00,242 When evening shadows and stars appear 1156 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:05,988 And there is no one to dry your tears 1157 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:12,246 I could hold you for a million years 1158 01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:19,763 To make you feel my love 1159 01:26:27,641 --> 01:26:29,641 Hey, Daddy. 1160 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:38,191 Do you remember who I am? 1161 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,650 Hello. 1162 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:41,947 Hi. 1163 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,616 Isn't she beautiful? 1164 01:26:49,496 --> 01:26:51,406 Yes, sir. She sure is. 1165 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,754 That's my daughter, Birdee. 1166 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,880 She's marked for happiness. 1167 01:26:57,838 --> 01:26:59,298 And how do you know that? 1168 01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:03,634 If you look at her, child, you'll see it. 1169 01:27:07,306 --> 01:27:09,426 My God, you're right. 1170 01:27:10,893 --> 01:27:12,523 I see it. 1171 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:28,414 Hey, honey. Your mom called a while ago. 1172 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,117 She said she'd be home soon. 1173 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,997 Do you want me to tuck you in? 1174 01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:35,115 Yeah? How tight? 1175 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,789 Tight. Okay. 1176 01:27:39,546 --> 01:27:43,086 Snug as a bug in a rug. 1177 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:48,142 You're so much like your mama. She use to love me to tuck her in real tight. 1178 01:27:49,806 --> 01:27:52,016 I'm not like her. 1179 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:55,517 We're different. It's like we're not even relatives. 1180 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:58,227 Oh, well, yeah. 1181 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,650 Yeah, I know what you mean. 1182 01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:05,069 Relatives are trouble. I couldn't agree more. 1183 01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:10,529 I ever tell you about Walter, my brother? No? 1184 01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,698 Well, what you have to go through with your mama... 1185 01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,962 the suffering, that's what I had to suffer with Walter. 1186 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,674 One day, we were playing out back, down by the river... 1187 01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:26,469 and we came across the most beautiful anthill you ever saw. 1188 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:30,715 And then Walter, he immediately kicked it and stomped on it... 1189 01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:33,769 and just scattered it to the four winds. 1190 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,726 I just started howling. I was just... 1191 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:39,355 I yelled for my mama. I ran up and I grabbed her... 1192 01:28:39,523 --> 01:28:42,733 and dragged her down there, just crying and carrying on. 1193 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:47,033 Anyway, my mama was trying to calm me down, so she said: 1194 01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:51,487 "Wait, wait. They're not finished. Not by a long shot." 1195 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:55,370 And we waited and waited and sure enough... 1196 01:28:55,539 --> 01:29:00,879 those little black specks just started scurrying every which way... 1197 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:04,844 just working hard to build their home back. 1198 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:09,797 And I said, "Why did they do it? I'd just give up. I mean, it's hopeless." 1199 01:29:10,721 --> 01:29:15,141 And my mama said, "Yeah, you know, if there's just one of you." 1200 01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:17,478 But there's lots of ants down there. 1201 01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:22,444 "And they're all relatives. They're family, just like we are." 1202 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:28,360 Well, that's what families are for. That's why they invented families. 1203 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:32,030 So hopeless didn't get the last word. 1204 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,700 So listen, if ants can do it, I figure we can do it. 1205 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:44,918 You know, my Birdee has a lot more strength than she's ever known. 1206 01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:50,129 And one of these days, she's going to realize it. 1207 01:29:55,223 --> 01:30:00,483 I love you, Grandma. Oh, honey. Honey. 1208 01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:04,112 "My cup runneth over." 1209 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:17,158 Say, haven't you got a birthday coming up here pretty soon? 1210 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:20,829 You want to tell Grandma what you wish for? No? 1211 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,669 No. No? 1212 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:26,674 Well, never mind. I'll figure that out. 1213 01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:30,128 I have my magic ways. 1214 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,510 Good night, honey. Good night. 1215 01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:47,317 Oh, Birdee. 1216 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:51,529 When did you get home? Oh, a little while ago. 1217 01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:54,026 I went to go see Daddy. 1218 01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:56,329 Oh, that's nice. Yeah. 1219 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,622 Well, you were always Daddy's girl. 1220 01:31:01,581 --> 01:31:04,381 Not just his, Mama. 1221 01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,549 Thank you. 1222 01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:12,554 Well... 1223 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,850 you're most welcome. 1224 01:31:19,516 --> 01:31:23,886 I'm gonna get some tea. You want some? No, I'm okay. Thanks. 1225 01:32:05,061 --> 01:32:07,981 Grandma? Grandma? Mama? 1226 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:13,605 Grandma! Mama? Mama? 1227 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:17,408 Mama, what's up? Mama, what's wrong? Mama? Mama? 1228 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,584 Oh, God! Mama... Bernice, go dial 911. 1229 01:32:20,744 --> 01:32:22,584 Mama. This isn't happening to me. 1230 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:25,707 Come on, not now, Mama. Not now. Don't do this to me now, Mama. 1231 01:32:25,874 --> 01:32:28,634 Come on, Mama, don't do this to me now. Wake up, Mama. 1232 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:31,883 Mama, wake up! Wake up! Mama! 1233 01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:36,627 Mama, please. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 1234 01:32:36,801 --> 01:32:39,641 No. No. No. 1235 01:34:13,231 --> 01:34:16,981 I'm privileged to have known Ramona Calvert all my life. 1236 01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:22,912 I don't believe she needs to be idealized in death beyond what she was in life. 1237 01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:27,163 A complicated woman and a generous one. 1238 01:34:27,370 --> 01:34:31,210 Proud, and yet humble enough to help many of her neighbors... 1239 01:34:31,374 --> 01:34:33,254 quietly, simply. 1240 01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:38,759 The mother of two fine daughters. The wife of one good man. 1241 01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:44,092 She doesn't require any fancy words from the likes of me. 1242 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:48,932 All I need to say is I will miss her, as will we all. 1243 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:52,770 And I know, even seated next to our Father... 1244 01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:55,557 Daddy, he's back. He came back for us. 1245 01:34:55,732 --> 01:34:57,652 He came back. Thank you, Grandma. 1246 01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:00,487 Thank you. May she rest in peace. 1247 01:35:00,653 --> 01:35:04,243 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 1248 01:35:04,407 --> 01:35:05,447 Amen. 1249 01:35:05,617 --> 01:35:08,697 May God be with you. And also with you. 1250 01:35:16,169 --> 01:35:19,169 Daddy, I knew you'd come back! I knew it! 1251 01:35:19,381 --> 01:35:23,431 Take it easy, Bernice. You're choking me. Come on. Let me get a look at you. 1252 01:35:28,598 --> 01:35:30,888 What are you doing? Taking it home. 1253 01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:32,681 Okay. 1254 01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,023 Hey. You doing all right? 1255 01:35:35,188 --> 01:35:38,608 Yeah. Thanks. 1256 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,650 Want to come see Mama? 1257 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:08,135 Hey, Travis. 1258 01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,346 You mind if I sit down? 1259 01:36:27,866 --> 01:36:31,026 Birdee, why don't you sit down? That can wait. 1260 01:36:34,414 --> 01:36:37,004 Would you like sugar or cream with that or are you okay? 1261 01:36:37,167 --> 01:36:38,627 No, I'm fine. 1262 01:36:40,545 --> 01:36:42,085 How are you? You want anything? 1263 01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:44,875 I'm good. Yeah? Okay. 1264 01:36:49,179 --> 01:36:50,969 You got a telegram? 1265 01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:57,021 I waited my whole life to get one of these. 1266 01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:59,649 Still ain't happened. 1267 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:05,740 It's from your mom? 1268 01:37:09,199 --> 01:37:12,579 I tell you, she must care about you an awful lot to send you a telegram. 1269 01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:16,829 It's for Aunt Birdee. 1270 01:37:20,001 --> 01:37:21,501 Even so. 1271 01:37:24,631 --> 01:37:26,761 What you thinking about? 1272 01:37:28,218 --> 01:37:30,468 Whether Aunt Birdee wants me. 1273 01:37:33,765 --> 01:37:35,715 Yeah, she does. 1274 01:37:39,687 --> 01:37:42,057 My grandma's dead. 1275 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,280 I know. 1276 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:55,790 Birdee, you're not gonna make me feel bad about this. 1277 01:37:56,162 --> 01:37:58,252 Only thing I'm guilty of is falling in love. 1278 01:37:58,665 --> 01:38:02,785 I didn't want it to happen. I didn't seek it out, Birdee. It just happened. 1279 01:38:02,961 --> 01:38:05,461 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you talking about me or Connie? 1280 01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:10,470 Because you seem to fall in love real easily, so it's only natural to be confused. 1281 01:38:11,803 --> 01:38:15,513 Here you go, Daddy. Didn't I tell you to play outside? 1282 01:38:15,682 --> 01:38:19,852 I'm not leaving until you stop fighting. We're not fighting. Nobody's fighting here. 1283 01:38:20,019 --> 01:38:22,979 Nope, you never did, did you? 1284 01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:26,817 Things always came real easy to you, didn't they? Real easy. 1285 01:38:26,985 --> 01:38:30,945 Hey, almost as easy as discarding your wife and child, huh? 1286 01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:33,454 Kind of like a to-do list. 1287 01:38:33,616 --> 01:38:37,486 Wife's gone, check. Daughter's gone, check, check. 1288 01:38:37,662 --> 01:38:39,582 Birdee, you left, remember? 1289 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:43,247 No, you left long before I left you. 1290 01:38:43,668 --> 01:38:45,878 This isn't about who left first, Birdee. 1291 01:38:47,005 --> 01:38:49,585 We're not in love with each other anymore. 1292 01:38:49,757 --> 01:38:51,837 You said you weren't gonna fight. 1293 01:38:52,010 --> 01:38:56,010 Bernice, if you do not get out of this house, you're gonna wish you had. 1294 01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:58,140 Don't you ruin anything. 1295 01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:03,597 Look, if you fell out of love with me, you should have left a long time ago... 1296 01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:05,901 instead of skirting around behind my back. 1297 01:39:08,192 --> 01:39:10,532 Maybe I'll go there one day. 1298 01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:14,454 Where's that? 1299 01:39:14,616 --> 01:39:16,526 California. 1300 01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:18,791 To see my mom. 1301 01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:23,866 Yeah, I'm sure she'd like that a lot. 1302 01:39:24,834 --> 01:39:26,384 Yeah. 1303 01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:33,298 How come you're sitting out here all by yourself? 1304 01:39:34,719 --> 01:39:37,009 Where's that crazy Bernice? 1305 01:39:37,430 --> 01:39:39,770 She's inside with her father. 1306 01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:43,563 Everything's okay, right? 1307 01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:46,226 Yeah. 1308 01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:50,728 What do you feel like doing? Want to go for a walk or something? 1309 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,071 Aren't you going inside to say hi? 1310 01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:57,744 Don't you know? 1311 01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:02,250 I came over to say hi to you. Hi. 1312 01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:06,754 God, I would have stayed with you forever. 1313 01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:11,625 I would have turned myself inside out for you. 1314 01:40:11,798 --> 01:40:14,338 Birdee, I wouldn't have let you. 1315 01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:20,763 People grow. They change. They have to. You don't think I know that? 1316 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:27,437 I know that I'm not what I once was. 1317 01:40:27,605 --> 01:40:29,515 I know that. 1318 01:40:30,191 --> 01:40:31,941 But then again, neither are you. 1319 01:40:32,694 --> 01:40:36,704 You're sad, you're weak, and you're... 1320 01:40:36,906 --> 01:40:40,116 shorter, if you want to know the truth. 1321 01:40:40,410 --> 01:40:45,250 But I haven't changed so much that I would go and lie to somebody that I loved. 1322 01:40:45,790 --> 01:40:52,250 God, I would walk through fire before I let them feel like they were nothing. 1323 01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:57,009 And I would never break up anybody's home. 1324 01:40:57,176 --> 01:41:01,296 Because I'm not a quitter. I care about my family. 1325 01:41:02,014 --> 01:41:03,854 I'm in love with Connie. 1326 01:41:05,768 --> 01:41:09,518 Birdee, this is my chance for a fresh start and I'm taking it. I'm sorry. 1327 01:41:09,689 --> 01:41:11,769 Then you should take it. 1328 01:41:13,401 --> 01:41:15,651 If that's your chance, then you should take it. 1329 01:41:16,446 --> 01:41:19,696 You're right. You and Connie deserve each other. 1330 01:41:19,866 --> 01:41:22,116 You were lucky to have me. 1331 01:41:22,285 --> 01:41:24,115 But you know what? 1332 01:41:24,287 --> 01:41:28,327 I think I already got the best part of you. 1333 01:41:31,002 --> 01:41:33,002 And she's standing right out there. 1334 01:41:33,171 --> 01:41:35,711 And she's waiting for me. 1335 01:41:35,882 --> 01:41:41,512 I don't know. What's left over just all of a sudden doesn't look so good anymore. 1336 01:41:42,305 --> 01:41:45,015 So, what do you want? Why did you come back? 1337 01:41:45,183 --> 01:41:47,853 You want my permission? 1338 01:41:49,145 --> 01:41:53,515 You want my condolences? Why did you come back? 1339 01:41:55,651 --> 01:41:59,701 I didn't want to do this today, but it's because I want a divorce, Birdee. 1340 01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,117 I'm coming with you, Daddy! 1341 01:42:32,355 --> 01:42:35,645 Bernice. I'm going with my daddy. 1342 01:42:40,488 --> 01:42:42,908 Bernice, what do you think you're doing? 1343 01:42:43,074 --> 01:42:44,994 I'm going with you. 1344 01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:47,239 Honey, that's impossible. 1345 01:42:47,411 --> 01:42:48,581 But I'm going with you. 1346 01:42:48,746 --> 01:42:51,406 No. You gotta stay here with your mama. 1347 01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:54,002 Birdee, you gonna help me out here? 1348 01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:57,125 You told me you wanted me with you, remember? 1349 01:42:57,296 --> 01:43:00,006 Listen, honey. I've gotta go. 1350 01:43:00,842 --> 01:43:05,012 Now, don't do this to yourself, okay? Don't make a scene. 1351 01:43:05,179 --> 01:43:07,389 Now, go on back inside. Go ahead. 1352 01:43:19,819 --> 01:43:21,779 Stop it, Daddy! 1353 01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:23,784 Bernice. 1354 01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:26,946 You know I'd take you with me if I could. You can! 1355 01:43:27,118 --> 01:43:29,118 Try to understand, baby. 1356 01:43:29,287 --> 01:43:32,457 Connie and I need this time to ourselves to try to make a go of it. 1357 01:43:33,124 --> 01:43:36,254 Then I'll come back for you. I promise, I promise, I promise. 1358 01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:39,297 Now go on inside, please. 1359 01:43:41,966 --> 01:43:44,466 You want me. You wrote it in the letter. 1360 01:43:44,635 --> 01:43:47,755 Please, let me in! You want me! 1361 01:43:48,180 --> 01:43:51,890 I'll always want you, Bernice. You're my little princess. 1362 01:43:52,101 --> 01:43:54,391 No. But your mama, she needs you. 1363 01:43:54,562 --> 01:43:56,192 No! And you need her. 1364 01:43:56,355 --> 01:43:59,475 No, I don't. I need you. 1365 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:02,110 I love you, princess. I've gotta go. Please. 1366 01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:05,488 No! No! No! 1367 01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:07,236 Daddy! Daddy! 1368 01:44:07,408 --> 01:44:10,118 Dad, please! Take me! 1369 01:44:10,286 --> 01:44:15,826 Daddy! Daddy! 1370 01:44:29,388 --> 01:44:32,058 I want my daddy! 1371 01:44:44,946 --> 01:44:47,316 Why did you pretend that letter was from Daddy? 1372 01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:51,620 What an imagination you have. 1373 01:44:54,538 --> 01:44:59,958 You know, I always thought that I was gonna be, I don't know... 1374 01:45:00,962 --> 01:45:04,092 special. But I'm not. 1375 01:45:05,049 --> 01:45:09,589 I'm just an ordinary person. 1376 01:45:11,013 --> 01:45:13,063 And that's okay. 1377 01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:18,975 Because you make me special. 1378 01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:23,317 Don't you know that? 1379 01:45:24,610 --> 01:45:28,910 Don't you know that you are everything in this world to me? 1380 01:45:31,659 --> 01:45:34,699 And we are gonna make it through this... 1381 01:45:35,746 --> 01:45:38,036 because we are a team. 1382 01:45:39,458 --> 01:45:44,748 Birdee and Bernice, the coolest chicks in Smithville. 1383 01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:51,589 So don't you ever think about leaving me again. 1384 01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:56,271 Because I need you. 1385 01:46:00,187 --> 01:46:02,017 I love you. 1386 01:46:03,733 --> 01:46:07,033 Me too. Good. 1387 01:46:25,671 --> 01:46:29,011 Bad dog! Very bad dog! 1388 01:46:40,478 --> 01:46:43,308 Anything interesting come in while I was at lunch? 1389 01:46:43,481 --> 01:46:45,071 No, sir. 1390 01:46:47,735 --> 01:46:52,605 Oh. Oh, no! Look at these. Birdee? 1391 01:46:53,282 --> 01:46:56,492 What is wrong with this stupid machine? 1392 01:46:56,660 --> 01:46:58,660 God, I'm telling you, I... 1393 01:47:15,346 --> 01:47:18,096 When you love someone 1394 01:47:19,683 --> 01:47:21,983 You'll do anything 1395 01:47:22,144 --> 01:47:24,944 Okay, Mama. Stop pushing. 1396 01:47:25,106 --> 01:47:27,766 All the crazy things 1397 01:47:28,776 --> 01:47:31,186 That you can't explain 1398 01:47:33,405 --> 01:47:35,565 You'll shoot the moon 1399 01:47:37,827 --> 01:47:39,947 Put out the sun 1400 01:47:41,622 --> 01:47:43,872 When you love someone 1401 01:47:50,381 --> 01:47:52,921 You'll deny the truth 1402 01:47:55,052 --> 01:47:56,972 Believe a lie 1403 01:47:58,514 --> 01:48:02,274 There'll be times that you'll believe 1404 01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:05,767 That you could really fly 1405 01:48:07,606 --> 01:48:10,106 But your lonely nights 1406 01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:14,899 Have just begun 1407 01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:24,073 When you love someone 1408 01:48:29,253 --> 01:48:31,383 You'll feel it deep inside 1409 01:48:31,797 --> 01:48:33,417 Y'all ready? 1410 01:48:33,591 --> 01:48:36,631 Why don't you go ahead? I want to talk to Bernice for a second. 1411 01:48:39,263 --> 01:48:41,263 You're stuck with us now, buddy. 1412 01:48:43,517 --> 01:48:45,347 Well, what are you looking at? 1413 01:48:47,605 --> 01:48:48,725 Huh? 1414 01:48:48,898 --> 01:48:50,318 "My cup runneth over." 1415 01:48:50,482 --> 01:48:55,282 When you love someone 1416 01:48:57,239 --> 01:48:58,779 Mom? What? 1417 01:48:58,949 --> 01:49:00,949 Are you gonna marry Justin Matisse? 1418 01:49:01,118 --> 01:49:04,788 Oh, honey, I don't think I'm gonna get married for quite some time. 1419 01:49:04,955 --> 01:49:08,825 Why? You don't like Justin? It's not that. It's just... 1420 01:49:11,253 --> 01:49:14,383 - What is it? - I... 1421 01:49:14,548 --> 01:49:16,588 You can be honest with me. Tell me. 1422 01:49:16,759 --> 01:49:20,469 I just don't want to be known as Bernice Matisse. 1423 01:49:22,223 --> 01:49:26,643 Oh, God, Bernice, you are a fine girl. You know that? 1424 01:49:26,810 --> 01:49:28,770 I never said any different. 1425 01:49:30,147 --> 01:49:32,187 You sacrifice 1426 01:49:32,483 --> 01:49:36,113 My dad says that childhood is the happiest time of my life. 1427 01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:40,448 But I think he's wrong. I think my mom's right. She says... 1428 01:49:40,616 --> 01:49:45,656 Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. 1429 01:49:46,956 --> 01:49:48,996 That's what Mama used to say. 1430 01:49:49,166 --> 01:49:52,666 She said, "Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad..." 1431 01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:55,256 but it's the middle that counts the most." 1432 01:49:55,422 --> 01:49:58,932 You need to remember that when you find yourself at the beginning. 1433 01:49:59,093 --> 01:50:03,433 Just give hope a chance to float up. And it will too. 1434 01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:09,353 Put out the sun 1435 01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:17,150 When you love someone 1436 01:50:21,365 --> 01:50:26,365 When the rain is blowing in your face 1437 01:50:27,663 --> 01:50:32,883 And the whole world is on your case 1438 01:50:34,086 --> 01:50:39,466 I would offer you a warm embrace 1439 01:50:39,967 --> 01:50:43,887 To make you feel my love 1440 01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:51,812 When the evening shadows And the stars appear 1441 01:50:53,230 --> 01:50:58,820 And there is no one to dry your tears 1442 01:50:59,820 --> 01:51:05,490 I could hold you for a million years 1443 01:51:05,659 --> 01:51:09,449 To make you feel my love 1444 01:51:12,583 --> 01:51:17,303 Know you haven't made your mind up yet 1445 01:51:18,547 --> 01:51:22,507 But I would never do you wrong 1446 01:51:24,970 --> 01:51:29,770 I've known it from the moment That we met 1447 01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:35,519 There's no doubt in my mind Where you belong 1448 01:51:37,775 --> 01:51:42,775 I'd go hungry I'd go black and blue 1449 01:51:44,114 --> 01:51:48,664 I'd go crawling down the avenue 1450 01:51:50,412 --> 01:51:54,752 There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do 1451 01:51:56,251 --> 01:52:01,301 To make you feel my... 1452 01:52:01,465 --> 01:52:08,385 Chances are you'll find me Somewhere on your road tonight 1453 01:52:09,348 --> 01:52:14,978 Seems I always end up driving by 1454 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:24,991 Ever since I've known you It just seems you're on my way 1455 01:52:26,490 --> 01:52:31,200 All the rules of logic don't apply 1456 01:52:35,499 --> 01:52:39,669 I long to see you in the night 1457 01:52:44,091 --> 01:52:50,011 Be with you till morning light 1458 01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:57,940 I remember clearly how you looked The night we met 1459 01:52:59,606 --> 01:53:05,276 I recall your laughter and your smile 1460 01:53:08,031 --> 01:53:15,041 I remember how you made me Feel so at ease 1461 01:53:16,290 --> 01:53:22,210 I remember all your grace and your style 1462 01:53:25,215 --> 01:53:31,965 You've come to mean so much to me 1463 01:53:32,806 --> 01:53:35,516 - Chances are I'll see you - Chances are I'll see you 1464 01:53:35,684 --> 01:53:39,484 - Somewhere in my dreams tonight - Somewhere in my dreams tonight 1465 01:53:41,064 --> 01:53:45,784 - You'll be smiling like the night we met - You'll be smiling like the night we met 1466 01:53:49,198 --> 01:53:52,068 - Chances are I'll hold you - Chances are I'll hold you 1467 01:53:52,242 --> 01:53:56,002 - And I'll offer all I have - And I'll offer all I have 1468 01:53:57,414 --> 01:54:02,044 - You're the only one I can't forget - You're the only one I can't forget 1469 01:54:05,547 --> 01:54:10,257 - Baby, you're the best I've ever met - Baby, you're the best I've ever met