1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,900 guys this is roliek george!!! im really sad to say this that i've only covered 49 minutes as it takes a lot of time, 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:08,438 those who want me to complete this can comment, i can do it.... 3 00:00:51,279 --> 00:00:52,399 hello 4 00:00:52,861 --> 00:00:53,981 ya 5 00:00:57,071 --> 00:00:58,191 what? 6 00:00:57,941 --> 00:01:00,041 sir kindly switch off your mobile phone 7 00:01:00,659 --> 00:01:02,479 just one sec one sec please!!! 8 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:13,014 excuse me! 9 00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:33,895 sir please sit down!!!! 10 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,682 captain ther is a medical emergency 11 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,458 a passenger has just fallen down on the idle 12 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:50,245 delhi air india 11 returning to medical emergency 13 00:01:55,697 --> 00:01:58,517 sir excuse me sir excuse me sir 14 00:02:09,155 --> 00:02:10,555 one minute!!!!!!! 15 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:20,797 im alright now 16 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,079 thank you! 17 00:02:22,138 --> 00:02:22,958 all go now 18 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:24,159 i'll go now 19 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,900 gentlemen wait!! 20 00:02:54,744 --> 00:02:56,164 get the vehicle 21 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,976 are you Mr.dullon 22 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:58,340 why? 23 00:02:58,415 --> 00:02:59,415 should i tatoo my name here? 24 00:02:59,415 --> 00:03:00,115 take out the vehicle fast!! 25 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:00,953 ok sir!! come sir 26 00:03:02,526 --> 00:03:03,926 should go to hotel right sir?? 27 00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:05,226 ya ya we'll go hotel 28 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,130 but through vasant vihar.. take me ther 29 00:03:08,748 --> 00:03:10,168 put some load on accelerator kaake!!!! 30 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:23,410 ya farhan tell me 31 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,004 you come out fast im reachin ur place in 5 min 32 00:03:26,527 --> 00:03:27,547 what happened dude? 33 00:03:27,715 --> 00:03:28,735 chathur had called 34 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:29,596 remember him? 35 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,128 who "silencer"? 36 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:32,253 ya ya 37 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,342 he's tellin rancho is comin 38 00:03:37,524 --> 00:03:38,544 what u're sayin? 39 00:03:38,907 --> 00:03:42,327 hanh he's tellin if wanna meet rancho come to campus at 8, on the tank 40 00:03:43,687 --> 00:03:44,487 oh s***** 41 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:45,707 hey u come out fast 42 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:47,077 ya ok ok 43 00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:54,028 sruthi i'll be back in sometime 44 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:57,009 hey i got my friend back 45 00:03:59,301 --> 00:04:00,421 what? 46 00:04:01,469 --> 00:04:02,969 hey i'll come back n speak to u!!! 47 00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:05,293 atleast wear pants n go!!! 48 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:15,644 now can we go to hotel sir? 49 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:19,233 we'll go to hotel kaake but only after goin to "imperial college of engineering" 50 00:04:19,352 --> 00:04:20,052 ok sir!!! 51 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:21,801 forgot to take socks dude!! 52 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,980 u talkin about socks??? hey look down even pants u forgot!!! 53 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,252 oooooooo 54 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:42,180 sir now u can go to hotel!!! but only after goin to airport because my sir is comin there take him to hotel!!!!! same sur name "dullon" 55 00:04:42,251 --> 00:04:46,151 im dullon!! where the hell had u sent taxi?? is it on runway?? 56 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,537 oye rancho 57 00:05:06,776 --> 00:05:08,876 hey chathur where is rancho? 58 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,053 rancho 59 00:05:11,032 --> 00:05:12,052 where is rancho? 60 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,775 welcome idiots 61 00:05:18,669 --> 00:05:20,489 wanna drink madiera(RUM) 62 00:05:21,268 --> 00:05:24,268 this is that rum you all used to drink here? 63 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:26,622 have a drink 64 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,053 hey where is rancho? 65 00:05:28,072 --> 00:05:29,472 i'll tell u 66 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,647 first u watch this 67 00:05:33,090 --> 00:05:38,190 not my wife... look at the bangla behind idiots 3.5 million 68 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,234 swiming pool heated!!! 69 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:44,470 living room maple wood flooring 70 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:49,961 my new lamborghini 6496cc sssss very fast 71 00:05:50,236 --> 00:05:52,336 hey why u showin all these to us? 72 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,772 forgot? 73 00:05:56,151 --> 00:05:57,251 what is this? 74 00:05:57,855 --> 00:05:59,955 5 sept.... todays date or wat? 75 00:06:16,682 --> 00:06:31,502 come bet... after 10 years will come back n we'll see who is more successful??? have dareness?? will u come will u come? 76 00:06:31,546 --> 00:06:33,646 remember something now??? 77 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,967 here only i kept bet with that idiot 78 00:06:37,451 --> 00:06:39,271 i kept my promise 79 00:06:39,353 --> 00:06:40,473 im back he he 80 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:41,679 stupid 81 00:06:41,738 --> 00:06:43,358 i left my flight n came 82 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,520 he left his pant n came just to meet rancho 83 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:51,271 from five years we're searchin for him dont know he's dead or alive or wat do u think? will he come for this stupid bet 84 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:55,690 he wont come i know he wont come he he eh 85 00:06:55,938 --> 00:06:58,738 what? will u break his teeth or ill only do it..... one min farhan one min 86 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:00,948 then why did u invited us here? 87 00:07:00,993 --> 00:07:02,393 to meet rancho 88 00:07:02,926 --> 00:07:06,326 come n see where he stayed back n where i reached!!! 89 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,134 means tat u know where is rancho? aah? 90 00:07:09,703 --> 00:07:10,823 yes 91 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:13,495 where is rancho? 92 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:16,233 he is in shimla!!!! 93 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:41,609 rancho! 94 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:44,316 ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad [NAME] 95 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:46,571 how different his name was? 96 00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,772 that same different thoughts 97 00:09:48,865 --> 00:09:54,885 since childhood we heard that life is like a race.... if u dont run fast others will overtake u... 98 00:09:55,169 --> 00:09:59,169 damn!!! to take birth... had to race among 300 million sp****s he he eh 99 00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:02,436 1978 100 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,501 i born at 5.15am 101 00:10:05,061 --> 00:10:07,581 n at 5.16am my dad told 102 00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:09,836 My son will become enggineer!!! 103 00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:11,818 farhan quresi b.tech enggineer 104 00:10:12,165 --> 00:10:13,985 and my fate was sealed!!! 105 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:19,232 what i wanted to become?? nobody asked me though? 106 00:10:28,485 --> 00:10:29,605 #.......................# 107 00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:41,002 raju rastogi 108 00:10:41,911 --> 00:10:43,731 ranchhoddas chanchad 109 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,080 tell me ur room number! 110 00:10:47,736 --> 00:10:48,856 D26 111 00:10:50,771 --> 00:10:51,671 follow me 112 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:52,543 im manmohan 113 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:54,054 M.M 114 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:55,271 all these enginneers call me milli meter 115 00:10:55,776 --> 00:11:00,096 milk, egg, bread, wash clothes, iron clothes, copy assignment 116 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:03,538 let it be any work tell me!!! fixed rate no bargain!! 117 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,525 one min one min hold this hold..... 118 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:09,013 this is kilo byte 119 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:11,119 this is mega byte n this is his mother giga byte 120 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,445 take their pictures... this family does'nt byte [bite] 121 00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:18,761 [raju praying] 122 00:11:20,154 --> 00:11:21,674 here comes one more big believer!!! 123 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,370 hi farhan qureshi...im raju rastogi 124 00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:34,088 dont worry 125 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,177 after someday u stay here... ur belief in god will vanish eventually 126 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,880 only naked girls poster sticked by your side.. n u'll say 127 00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:43,911 oh god 128 00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:45,682 get me once!!! 129 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,922 hey get out of here!! out out 130 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,090 give 4 rupees 131 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:50,447 2 rupees per bag 132 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:53,730 here 5 rupees... keep change 133 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,687 wow sir u gave me tip 134 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,957 even i'll give u a tip 135 00:11:58,256 --> 00:12:01,756 today night.... wear underwear which doesnt have hole!!! 136 00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:05,239 why? 137 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,495 aaahh 138 00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:15,434 this is he-man,he-man take this... 139 00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:17,213 140 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,154 ooohhhoo white white white 141 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,020 we were humiliated, 142 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,490 hands saluting, 143 00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,457 heads down pleasingly, 144 00:12:27,478 --> 00:12:30,498 when we saw rancho for the first time! 145 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:51,966 namaste sir!!! 146 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,140 remove ur pants n get sealed!!! 147 00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:54,958 whats ur name? tell 148 00:12:55,048 --> 00:12:56,448 ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad!! 149 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,440 huuii hhehehhee 150 00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:01,477 listen brothers learn by-heart!!! by final year u'll learn!!! hmmm 151 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,950 remove ur pants.... remove pant 152 00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:07,428 oooh so u wont listen like this hanh? 153 00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,759 dont wear wet pant kid? 154 00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:15,229 come remove now!! 155 00:13:15,974 --> 00:13:17,574 aal iz well aal iz well.............[ranchod baba mantra lol] 156 00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:20,789 what is he tellin? 157 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,346 someone make him understand!!! 158 00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:24,488 hey james bond make him understand!! hmm 159 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:28,303 take off ur pants of they're gonna piss on u 160 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,329 oye english!!! feeling shy to speak in hindi hanh? 161 00:13:30,465 --> 00:13:33,965 sorry sir i was born in uganda, n studied in pondicherry!! 162 00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:35,728 so little slow in hindi!!! 163 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:39,320 so slowly make him understand!! who is in a hurry here? 164 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,432 worn again hanh? 165 00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:50,414 [in pure hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off ur pants or they gonna piss on u... 166 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,597 he is tellin piss as muthravisarjan???hahahha 167 00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:56,208 ooo here come pandit learning enggneering 168 00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:03,064 hey come out u stupid 169 00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:05,156 come out 170 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:16,600 come out or else ill piss on ur door!!! 171 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,202 ill count 10 172 00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:28,495 if u dont come out 173 00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:33,628 ill piss on ur door for the whole semester 174 00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:37,618 1 175 00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:41,594 2 176 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:48,807 3 177 00:14:58,641 --> 00:14:59,761 4 178 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,456 5 179 00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:12,436 6 180 00:15:18,431 --> 00:15:19,551 7 181 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:26,950 8 182 00:15:31,922 --> 00:15:33,042 9 183 00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:43,334 10 184 00:16:27,338 --> 00:16:29,938 salt water is a great conductor of electricity 185 00:16:30,509 --> 00:16:31,929 8th standard physics 186 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:33,183 we all studied it!! 187 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:35,294 he applied it!! 188 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:43,095 ICE's director's name was Dr.viru shastrabhuddi 189 00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:45,008 but every one calls him virus 190 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,473 all called him computer virus!!! 191 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,967 oye virus is comin..carryin eggs with him 192 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,479 he has told first years to come down come fast fast 193 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:55,424 virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen 194 00:16:55,619 --> 00:16:58,119 if someone overtakes him even one step......... 195 00:16:58,139 --> 00:16:59,959 never used to give up!!! 196 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:06,233 to save time he used welco instead of buttons 197 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,280 and a hook in tie!! 198 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:11,986 he has trained his mind 199 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,289 that he can write using both his hands at the same time 200 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:23,471 everyday at 2 he used to take his "power" nap!! and listen to his opera!! 201 00:17:25,942 --> 00:17:33,842 govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving, cuttin nails in this 7 min 202 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:51,107 what is this? 203 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,318 sir nest!! 204 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,687 whose?? 205 00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:55,031 koyal bird's nest 206 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,226 koyal bird never builds their nest.. 207 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:02,325 they lay their eggs on other birds nest 208 00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:07,142 and when their babies come to the world, what do they do first? 209 00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:14,283 they kick out other eggs from the nest... 210 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,778 competition over 211 00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:21,889 the life begins with murder 212 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,723 thats nature... 213 00:18:24,409 --> 00:18:25,529 compete 214 00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:27,049 or die! 215 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:31,321 you all so are like the koyal birds 216 00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:39,098 and these are those eggs whom u kicked out and reached ICE 217 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,678 dont forget 218 00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:44,262 because every year, 4 lakh applications comes to ICE 219 00:18:44,278 --> 00:18:47,078 among them only 200 will be selected 220 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,020 you 221 00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,311 and these 222 00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:51,718 finished 223 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,667 broken eggs!! 224 00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:58,408 my own son applied for 3 years 225 00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:01,432 rejected 226 00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:02,887 everytime 227 00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:06,419 remember life is risk 228 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,970 if u dont run fast someone will beat u n move faster than u... 229 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:13,146 let me tell u very interesting story 230 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,040 this is an astraunauts pen 231 00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:19,924 in space, foundain pen, ball pen cannot be used 232 00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,825 after spending lakhs 233 00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:25,066 scientists invented this pen 234 00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:29,263 from this u can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity 235 00:19:29,824 --> 00:19:33,344 one day when i was a student the director of our institute called me 236 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,800 he said "viru shastrabhuddi." i said "yes sir" 237 00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:37,633 come here!! i got scared 238 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,383 showed me this pen 239 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:44,168 he said this is a symbol of excellence 240 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,375 i give it to u 241 00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:51,729 and the day when u get a extraordinary student like u 242 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,050 pass this pen to him 243 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:59,584 from 32 year viru shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next viru shastrabhuddi 244 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,688 any one here in this batch to honour this pen? 245 00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:09,671 good hands down 246 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,613 should i write in the notice board 247 00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:16,813 i said put down your hands 248 00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:18,974 sir i have a question sir... 249 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:27,064 sir if in space foudain pen ball pen cannot be used why astranaut didn't tried pencil in space sir? 250 00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:29,358 could've saved lakh dollars..... 251 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,680 i will get back to you on this 252 00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:48,757 that fellow in night kicks seniors 253 00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:52,176 and in day irritating director, im telling u if we stay with him... he will put us in trouble 254 00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:54,487 buddy, u though screwed virus completely 255 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,353 u're great 256 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,930 get lost, dont u've school? 257 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:02,721 who'll pay fees? yout father? 258 00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,551 u callin my father? 259 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:05,718 hey stop stop raju wat u doin? 260 00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:07,259 eh listen! 261 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:09,738 no fees required for schooling!!! uniform is required, uniform... 262 00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:12,774 whichever school u like go, get the uniform of that school.. 263 00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:15,454 go sit in the class..... 264 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,408 who'll come to know when there is a huge population??? 265 00:21:17,468 --> 00:21:19,088 if i get caught? 266 00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:21,164 if they catch u, then uniform change, school change!!! ehhe 267 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,017 there was really something special about him, 268 00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:26,614 he always used to challenge everything in the world.. each n every move.... 269 00:21:26,657 --> 00:21:29,657 he was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest... 270 00:21:29,695 --> 00:21:33,195 we all were just robots operated by proffesors remote control... 271 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,304 but he was the only one.. 272 00:21:35,386 --> 00:21:37,486 perhaps not a machine!!!! 273 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,687 why are you smiling?? 274 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:49,559 um.. actually sir from my childhood i used to dream of studying in an engineering college 275 00:21:49,623 --> 00:21:52,423 today im sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!! 276 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:56,754 no need to be so overexcited... tell.. tell me the definition for machine 277 00:21:57,131 --> 00:21:58,251 um.. 278 00:21:58,376 --> 00:21:59,496 sir 279 00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:01,715 machine is anything that reduces human effort sir 280 00:22:01,774 --> 00:22:03,874 will you please elaborate...? 281 00:22:06,469 --> 00:22:07,569 sir um... 282 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:11,778 all those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir 283 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:16,915 feeling hot!!! pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!! 284 00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:20,959 u can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!!! 285 00:22:21,032 --> 00:22:24,532 calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir 286 00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,789 sir actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir 287 00:22:26,882 --> 00:22:29,982 from PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!! 288 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,844 one sec up one sec down, up down up down up 289 00:22:34,179 --> 00:22:36,199 tell me the definition?? 290 00:22:36,516 --> 00:22:38,616 sir thats wat im tellin sir.. 291 00:22:39,347 --> 00:22:41,347 will you write all these in examz hanh? 292 00:22:41,373 --> 00:22:43,873 "this is machine up down up down up"?? 293 00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:45,366 IDIOT!!! 294 00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:47,202 anybody else??? 295 00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:50,623 )*&#^*&#*&(%#(*&# 296 00:22:51,201 --> 00:22:53,021 )*&%*&#%&*(#*&%# 297 00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:54,176 $(^($*&%#*&%# 298 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:58,682 *(&^%%%$^&*&*&^%$%&* 299 00:22:59,898 --> 00:23:02,598 he he eh bla bla bla bla 300 00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:05,347 *(&#*&%(*&#%%# 301 00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:07,030 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 302 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,462 wow great!!!! 303 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:11,569 great please sit down! 304 00:23:13,147 --> 00:23:16,447 but sir even i told the same in simple language..... 305 00:23:16,513 --> 00:23:20,013 if you like simple language.. u can go join some other arts n commerce college 306 00:23:20,058 --> 00:23:22,358 but sir.. we should understand it atleast 307 00:23:22,371 --> 00:23:25,471 like this way mugging up from book, what the use sir? 308 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,524 oh you know more than books??? 309 00:23:27,897 --> 00:23:32,097 books has the same definition... and if u wanna pass,, u'll write this itself.... 310 00:23:32,107 --> 00:23:33,807 but sir, ther are other books also 311 00:23:33,885 --> 00:23:35,285 get out!!! 312 00:23:35,378 --> 00:23:36,478 ooh why? 313 00:23:36,656 --> 00:23:39,456 in simple language... please go outside... 314 00:23:47,671 --> 00:23:48,791 IDIOT! 315 00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:53,577 so we were discussing about the machines 316 00:23:53,764 --> 00:23:55,784 hey why you came back? 317 00:23:55,927 --> 00:23:57,747 i forgot somethin sir!! 318 00:23:58,622 --> 00:23:59,742 what? 319 00:23:59,809 --> 00:24:03,729 instrument and record, analyse, summarize, organize, debate and explained information 320 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:07,335 that are elastative and non-elastative hard bound paper bag jacketed non-jacketed 321 00:24:07,343 --> 00:24:10,343 with forward introduction, table of cotents index that are intented for the enlightment understanding 322 00:24:10,357 --> 00:24:15,077 enhancement and education human brains of sense in root of vision sometimes does!! 323 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,840 what you wish to say?? 324 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:23,882 books sir books!! 325 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:26,916 i forgot books sir can i take it? 326 00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,659 could'nt you say in simple way? 327 00:24:28,692 --> 00:24:32,192 i tried sometime before, but u dint like it in simple way sir.... 328 00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:40,672 proffessors used to keep rancho outside more often than in classroom 329 00:24:40,672 --> 00:24:44,172 if he get kicked from one class, he'll go sit in another classroom 330 00:24:44,177 --> 00:24:48,277 rancho used to say that knowledge is increasing everywhere.......where ever you get... gain it!!! 331 00:24:48,371 --> 00:24:50,471 he was entirely different from all of us 332 00:24:50,565 --> 00:24:52,665 we used to fight for bathroom 333 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:56,243 but where ever rancho gets water he takes bath ther itself... 334 00:24:57,637 --> 00:24:59,737 he was so into machines.... 335 00:24:59,804 --> 00:25:01,904 used to carry screwdriver in his pocket where ever he goes 336 00:25:01,973 --> 00:25:04,973 let it be any machine he finds, he opens it, some get closed back 337 00:25:06,085 --> 00:25:08,105 some does not... 338 00:25:08,145 --> 00:25:10,945 one more fellow was ther same like rancho 339 00:25:13,687 --> 00:25:15,007 joy lobo 340 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,133 sir excuse me sir 341 00:25:17,956 --> 00:25:19,356 mr.joy lobo 342 00:25:19,654 --> 00:25:22,454 sir if u mind lettting me know abt the convocations dates... 343 00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:23,379 why? 344 00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:25,437 actually dad wanted to reserve my ticket 345 00:25:25,463 --> 00:25:28,263 im the first engineer from my village sir wanted to become completely into relative communications 346 00:25:28,912 --> 00:25:32,112 in that case call make a phone call to your dad 347 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,539 son please please dont waste my time hurry 348 00:25:40,086 --> 00:25:41,206 hello 349 00:25:41,216 --> 00:25:44,536 dad director sir will speak to you 350 00:25:44,947 --> 00:25:46,067 joy 351 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,880 mr.lobo your son wont get graduated this year 352 00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,044 what happened sir? 353 00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:52,622 he has violated all the deadlines 354 00:25:52,622 --> 00:25:56,642 with unrealistic mr lobo mr lobo unrealistic project it is i had told already 355 00:25:56,653 --> 00:25:58,473 he making some non-sense helicopter 356 00:25:58,549 --> 00:26:03,549 so i recommend you not to reserve his ticket, im so sorry 357 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,439 sir im just close 358 00:26:06,471 --> 00:26:08,291 is your project ready? 359 00:26:08,421 --> 00:26:09,541 is your project ready? 360 00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:11,616 sir atleast take a look at this once sir please 361 00:26:11,664 --> 00:26:13,564 do submit it i'll take into consideration 362 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,660 sir give me some extension sir why why should i give you an extension? 363 00:26:15,744 --> 00:26:18,744 sir after dads stroke i couldnt concentrate for 2 months sir please 364 00:26:18,817 --> 00:26:20,517 did you leave having food and water for 2 months? 365 00:26:20,571 --> 00:26:21,691 no 366 00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:23,793 did you leave taking bath?no? 367 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:25,066 then why did you left studies? 368 00:26:25,131 --> 00:26:27,731 sir im very close sir pls take a look at this sir please.. 369 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:31,310 mr.lobo my son died falling from train on sunday afternoon 370 00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:37,009 monday morning virushastrabhuddi gave lecture in this college so dont tell me that non-sense 371 00:26:38,669 --> 00:26:42,069 i can only give you sympathy not extension 372 00:26:42,878 --> 00:26:43,998 si...r 373 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:05,417 how cool design he made?? wireless camera over helicopter? 374 00:28:06,981 --> 00:28:09,781 traffic updates security... can be used for all 375 00:28:09,785 --> 00:28:12,885 but VIRUS was tellin this is an impractical design... wont fly it seems? 376 00:28:12,966 --> 00:28:15,066 how it wont fly? ill make it fly!! hm hm 377 00:28:17,269 --> 00:28:19,489 hey dont tell joy will give him surprise 378 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,973 we'll make this fly out his window and record his reaction 379 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,360 if we do his project, who'll do ours? 380 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:28,155 test, viva, assessment included, 42 examz are ther 381 00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:30,249 hey you worry a lot dude 382 00:28:31,129 --> 00:28:33,829 take this hand and keep it in your hand and say, 383 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,442 aal iz well aal iz well 384 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:36,906 all is well 385 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:37,866 aal iz well 386 00:28:37,963 --> 00:28:40,563 now he has brought something new our BABA ranchhodas!! 387 00:28:40,978 --> 00:28:47,898 hey in our village there was someone... he used to yell n say aal iz well 388 00:28:48,445 --> 00:28:50,545 and we used to sleep tight 389 00:28:50,877 --> 00:28:54,377 one night there was a robbery in the village, then we came to know he's blind 390 00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,913 and he yells aal iz well aal iz well 391 00:28:57,009 --> 00:28:59,109 and we used to sleep like fools... 392 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,900 but that day we came to know about the real fact 393 00:29:01,931 --> 00:29:04,551 see our heart right, is a big coward... 394 00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:07,711 keep our heart as a fool 395 00:29:07,801 --> 00:29:09,801 if you have any big problem in life 396 00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:10,599 tell our heart 397 00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:14,199 no problem baby everythin is ok aal iz well aal iz well 398 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,640 hm so that will solve problem ? hanh? 399 00:29:16,743 --> 00:29:19,263 no but still it gains the dareness to survive 400 00:29:20,747 --> 00:29:24,647 remember this mantra... this is gonna become more useful over here 401 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:42,766 got it got it yeah 402 00:32:57,804 --> 00:32:59,624 take it to joys window 403 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:00,923 hey joy, up up 404 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,360 ooye window... see silencer naked naked heheh ehhe 405 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:07,353 406 00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:09,396 hey joy come out joy 407 00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:13,117 hey joy look outside.. 408 00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:15,989 joy.... 409 00:33:49,473 --> 00:33:56,493 #... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...# 410 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:05,137 #... give me another chance i wanna grow up once again.....# 411 00:34:05,281 --> 00:34:07,101 you've a good news sir.. 412 00:34:07,272 --> 00:34:08,892 neither police didnt come to know.. 413 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,301 nor joys dad.... 414 00:34:11,961 --> 00:34:14,061 everyone will think its a suicide, sir 415 00:34:15,623 --> 00:34:18,043 reason for death in postmortem report 416 00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:21,733 intense pressure in wind pipe resulting in choking 417 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:25,111 this fool believed tat 418 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,286 died because of the pressure held here... 419 00:34:27,971 --> 00:34:31,371 and from last 4 years of pressure over here? wat about that? 420 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:34,179 even thats not in the report also sir, 421 00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:37,621 these engineers are so back minded sir 422 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:42,843 didnt even invent some machine, that could really behold the pressure over here... 423 00:34:44,007 --> 00:34:49,007 if they had does, could've come to know this is not a suicide, its a murder, 424 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:56,168 are you blaming me for the suicide of joy? 425 00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:59,399 if one student cant tolerate pressure why im i the one responsible? 426 00:34:59,482 --> 00:35:01,402 so many pressure will come in life... 427 00:35:01,472 --> 00:35:03,372 then everytime will you blame other for that? 428 00:35:03,452 --> 00:35:05,752 sir im not blaming you sir 429 00:35:05,754 --> 00:35:07,854 actually im blaming the system 430 00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:10,177 sir i've got some statistics 431 00:35:10,521 --> 00:35:12,621 sir in suicides india is no:1 sir 432 00:35:12,703 --> 00:35:15,923 every 1 half hour one of the other students attempt suicide, sir 433 00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:20,876 student die less in sickness and more in suicide here sir 434 00:35:20,881 --> 00:35:22,381 something is going wrong rightt sir? 435 00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:26,834 i cant tell about other colleges but this is one of the finest college in the country 436 00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:29,859 im running this college from 32 years 437 00:35:29,955 --> 00:35:32,975 i brought this college to no:1 from 28th position 438 00:35:33,377 --> 00:35:35,597 sir wat no:1 sir ??? 439 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:39,575 here we dont've any talks related to new ideas,no talks on inventions 440 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:45,920 only great talk on only marks, or else job in USA 441 00:35:46,773 --> 00:35:48,873 we dont gain any knowledge here sir... 442 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:51,768 here they only teach us how to bring good marks... 443 00:35:51,836 --> 00:35:54,636 now are you going to teach me how to take class? 444 00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:18,649 pls sit down 445 00:36:20,727 --> 00:36:22,747 today we have our great leader behind us 446 00:36:22,810 --> 00:36:26,910 who claims that he can teach better than our highly qualified teachers 447 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:32,155 so today our proffesor rachhodas chanchad will teach us engineering 448 00:36:49,184 --> 00:36:51,404 we donot have all day 449 00:37:26,384 --> 00:37:28,204 you all have 30 secs 450 00:37:28,264 --> 00:37:30,884 should find the meaning of the word written on the board 451 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:33,758 if u want u can make use of your books too 452 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,635 the one who gets the answer can lift ur hands up 453 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:39,627 we'll see who'll come first and whos last 454 00:37:41,072 --> 00:37:42,892 your time starts now 455 00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:13,055 time up 456 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,488 time up sir time up 457 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:19,717 what? 458 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,560 nobody got the answer? 459 00:38:22,887 --> 00:38:26,307 now rewind 1 min of life a bit and think 460 00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:28,814 when i asked this question.. 461 00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:33,275 anybody thought that today we will get something to learn new..? 462 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:40,082 no 463 00:38:40,355 --> 00:38:42,375 everyone sunk in race 464 00:38:43,214 --> 00:38:45,814 whats the use if u come first studying like this? 465 00:38:47,252 --> 00:38:49,352 will you improve your knowledge? no 466 00:38:49,584 --> 00:38:51,684 only pressure will increase 467 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:54,607 and this is a college not a PRESSURE COOKER 468 00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:59,284 the lion in the circus too sits in the chair because of his cowardness to the owner 469 00:38:59,808 --> 00:39:03,308 but we call them well trained, not well educated, 470 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:09,277 tell us the meaning of those 2 words, 471 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,847 sir actually no such words 472 00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:14,272 these are my friends names 473 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:16,412 farhan and raju 474 00:39:28,071 --> 00:39:30,071 quite non-sense 475 00:39:30,714 --> 00:39:32,814 are you teaching engineering? 476 00:39:32,841 --> 00:39:36,841 no sir im not teaching you engineering, you know better than me 477 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,700 i was teaching you the way to teach........ 478 00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:45,659 and i believe that you learn someday for sure sir 479 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:48,750 because i never leave my weaker students hand 480 00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:50,443 busted 481 00:39:52,775 --> 00:39:53,895 quite 482 00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:56,763 quite i said 483 00:39:59,651 --> 00:40:05,851 i would regret to inform you that your son farhan, raju is goin on wrong routes 484 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:09,328 if u dont take required action their future will be spoiled 485 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:13,493 VIRUS's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb 486 00:40:13,565 --> 00:40:16,065 hiroshima and nagasaki started like twister 487 00:40:16,475 --> 00:40:19,975 and we were invited to both the home to get kicked 488 00:40:20,596 --> 00:40:22,416 come come inside 489 00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:26,064 see there 490 00:40:26,797 --> 00:40:29,597 we could only afford one airconditioner 491 00:40:31,002 --> 00:40:34,702 and we didnt keep in our bedroom , we kept it in farhans bedroom for him to study well 492 00:40:35,482 --> 00:40:40,082 i didnt buy car, riding scooter till now 493 00:40:40,659 --> 00:40:43,459 invested all money in farhans studies 494 00:40:43,813 --> 00:40:47,513 we sacrifices our future for farhans better future.. understood or not 495 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:52,114 after all these if i get news like this n all 496 00:40:55,570 --> 00:40:57,590 hey you took all these photos farhan? 497 00:40:58,196 --> 00:40:59,296 keep quiet 498 00:40:59,382 --> 00:41:02,002 he has the ghost of photography in his head 499 00:41:02,058 --> 00:41:06,258 he used to take the images of animals and used to say he wanted to become wild life photographer 500 00:41:07,071 --> 00:41:09,871 son what was your percentage that year? 501 00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:11,889 91 percent 502 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,057 did you hear that? 503 00:41:13,632 --> 00:41:16,852 from 94 percent straight down to 91 pecent 504 00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:21,821 u feel it funny? 505 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:23,366 no no uncle no 506 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,748 i was tellin how great pictures he has taken 507 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,960 why you makin him an engineer you could've made him a wild life photographer 508 00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:33,599 listen, im holdin my hand n beggin you. 509 00:41:33,653 --> 00:41:36,053 please dont spoil my sons future 510 00:41:37,183 --> 00:41:38,303 kids 511 00:41:38,312 --> 00:41:40,132 come lets eat somethin 512 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:47,050 when you come next time have food and go.... 513 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,394 dad though didnt give us food, 514 00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:55,638 and atlast to fill our hungry stomach, and to fill the quota of advise 515 00:41:55,642 --> 00:41:57,462 we reached raju's home 516 00:41:58,072 --> 00:42:02,092 raju's home reminds us about the 1950's films 517 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,653 one small bed where his paralysed father rest 518 00:42:05,953 --> 00:42:07,773 one coughing mother 519 00:42:07,828 --> 00:42:10,028 and one sister at her age of marriage 520 00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:11,771 sofa with all springs out 521 00:42:11,806 --> 00:42:14,706 and 24 hours running water from terrace 522 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:18,550 mother was retired from school and almost tired everytime... 523 00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:21,310 his dad was a postmaster at his age 524 00:42:21,509 --> 00:42:25,209 after paralysis he lost his half body and salary completely.... 525 00:42:25,228 --> 00:42:26,428 and sister!!! 526 00:42:26,695 --> 00:42:28,215 she is 28 now... 527 00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,391 asking maruthi 800 as dowry... 528 00:42:30,479 --> 00:42:32,979 if dont study n all how she'll get married? 529 00:42:33,024 --> 00:42:34,744 take brinjal curry.. hand jee thank you 530 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,600 you know wat? brinjal has now become 12 rupees per kg 531 00:42:37,901 --> 00:42:39,201 and cauliflower 10 rupees 532 00:42:39,264 --> 00:42:40,784 world is looting all over 533 00:42:40,852 --> 00:42:44,052 and upon that your these kind of letters come from college 534 00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:45,470 what will we eat?? 535 00:42:47,075 --> 00:42:48,475 want paneer?? 536 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:52,025 someday back u get little of paneer in sonar's shop 537 00:42:52,029 --> 00:42:53,129 want paneer? 538 00:42:53,169 --> 00:42:54,569 no no enough 539 00:42:54,668 --> 00:42:56,768 mom just leave it keep quiet, what? 540 00:42:57,224 --> 00:42:59,044 ok ok, i'll keep quiet 541 00:43:01,101 --> 00:43:06,421 earn for kids, work like a servant, and after all these keep mouth shut? 542 00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:12,159 hey these all our news if i dont tell it to my son, to whom will i say? to his friends? 543 00:43:16,729 --> 00:43:18,129 hey raju 544 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:25,474 it was real tragedy, controlling our friend, leading to mom's tears 545 00:43:25,555 --> 00:43:28,955 then we thought to leave all these matter, and concentrate on mattar paneer, 546 00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:43,045 even his exhema's cream comes for 55 rupees now 547 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:49,375 want more roti son??? 548 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:51,927 no no done no stomach filled auntly 549 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,690 ladies finger 12 rupees and caulli flower 10 rupees hehheee 550 00:44:05,162 --> 00:44:08,962 atleast we offered you some food unlike your hungy father 551 00:44:09,029 --> 00:44:10,429 hitler qureshi 552 00:44:10,459 --> 00:44:13,459 hanh hanh your mom is mother teresa right?? she was serving us itchy roti, 553 00:44:13,464 --> 00:44:15,564 dont make fun of my mother 554 00:44:15,605 --> 00:44:18,405 hey leave it, why u all fighting? feelin damn hungry come lets go have some food outside 555 00:44:18,421 --> 00:44:21,521 this is the end of month who'll give money his mom mother teresa? 556 00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:25,099 to have food doesnt require money dude, uniform is required uniform, 557 00:44:25,659 --> 00:44:27,059 watch there.. 558 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:29,740 come 559 00:44:29,962 --> 00:44:31,082 come 560 00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:34,284 namaste jee namaste 561 00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:35,704 ooooo uncle 562 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:41,978 hey listen get us 3 glass of vodka 563 00:44:42,068 --> 00:44:43,888 half soda half water 564 00:44:44,071 --> 00:44:45,871 what are the starters available? 565 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:47,436 what ever get us two plates each 566 00:44:47,471 --> 00:44:48,791 and leave this here 567 00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:50,294 and change the music dude put some cool ones 568 00:44:50,669 --> 00:44:52,589 pia what the hell is this? 569 00:44:52,655 --> 00:44:53,775 what have you worn?? 570 00:44:53,870 --> 00:44:55,970 bloody eighteenth century watch? 571 00:44:55,981 --> 00:44:58,701 what people will say? 572 00:44:58,811 --> 00:45:01,431 watch suhas's fiyancy, she is gonna become doctor, 573 00:45:01,447 --> 00:45:03,647 and she's wearing a watch just costing 200 bucks? 574 00:45:03,816 --> 00:45:04,936 please take it off thank you 575 00:45:05,643 --> 00:45:06,843 hi handsome 576 00:45:06,864 --> 00:45:08,264 hey aunty, 577 00:45:08,268 --> 00:45:09,688 you're looking good 578 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,980 dont miss my set darling 579 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,132 rubies? 580 00:45:12,211 --> 00:45:13,231 from mendelaves.. 581 00:45:13,301 --> 00:45:15,121 mendelave wow!!! 582 00:45:15,144 --> 00:45:17,944 hey lets go meet david, come i'll show u, ofcourse of course 583 00:45:21,133 --> 00:45:22,533 excuse me 584 00:45:23,743 --> 00:45:24,863 yes 585 00:45:24,962 --> 00:45:26,362 um.. flowers 586 00:45:27,316 --> 00:45:29,416 um.. can i take this glass? 587 00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:30,645 why? 588 00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:33,533 what if u break my head with glass? 589 00:45:33,539 --> 00:45:35,139 why should i throw this on you? 590 00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:37,984 because im gonna give you some free advises, 591 00:45:38,575 --> 00:45:39,695 what? 592 00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:41,802 dont ever marry that fool, 593 00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:43,239 excuse me 594 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,940 he is not a human, he is just a price tag, price tag 595 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:48,134 he'll embarrass you tellin all prices of different thing all your life, 596 00:45:48,423 --> 00:45:51,243 your life will be spoiled and your future will be finished, 597 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:53,267 should i give a demo? 598 00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:56,803 should i find out whats the price for his shoes? 599 00:45:57,221 --> 00:46:00,721 im not gonna ask him, he himself will reveal, just a sec 600 00:46:08,059 --> 00:46:09,179 oh my god 601 00:46:09,704 --> 00:46:10,824 hey hey 602 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,688 what have you done? 603 00:46:12,717 --> 00:46:14,137 its a 300 dollar shoes 604 00:46:14,207 --> 00:46:17,007 what u put chutney on my 300 dollar shoes 605 00:46:17,093 --> 00:46:20,193 run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it 606 00:46:20,198 --> 00:46:22,998 genuine itallian leather hand stiched, 607 00:46:27,174 --> 00:46:28,294 dad 608 00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:30,316 are these your guests? 609 00:46:32,654 --> 00:46:34,474 these are my students 610 00:46:35,182 --> 00:46:37,002 why they're here? 611 00:46:39,508 --> 00:46:40,628 one sec 612 00:46:42,270 --> 00:46:45,070 this is really good dude, smelling very good, 613 00:46:45,117 --> 00:46:48,417 hey no space for puri dude, adjust it by side, ohh 614 00:46:49,399 --> 00:46:50,019 hi 615 00:46:50,064 --> 00:46:51,084 hey hi, 616 00:46:51,681 --> 00:46:54,681 you helped me opening up my eyes, thank you so much 617 00:46:58,595 --> 00:47:00,695 can i ask you for little more help? 618 00:47:00,789 --> 00:47:01,909 ya ya 619 00:47:01,931 --> 00:47:04,931 my dad wont allow me to break the engagement with suhas, 620 00:47:05,047 --> 00:47:06,867 how great you explain! 621 00:47:07,164 --> 00:47:09,184 it would be good if u give a demo for him also, 622 00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:10,846 ya ya why not why not? ill give demo 623 00:47:10,930 --> 00:47:12,250 raju get me chutney, 624 00:47:12,476 --> 00:47:14,296 you're really sweet, 625 00:47:14,448 --> 00:47:16,248 where is he, where is your dad? 626 00:47:16,296 --> 00:47:17,916 totally behind you, 627 00:47:18,056 --> 00:47:19,176 ooh, 628 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,860 aal iz well aal iz well 629 00:47:25,423 --> 00:47:30,123 run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it 630 00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:32,142 what u all doin here? 631 00:47:32,362 --> 00:47:35,362 um sir, we'll see difa on stage n come back sir 632 00:47:36,147 --> 00:47:37,547 give it to me 633 00:47:37,547 --> 00:47:39,447 this is my sister's marriage 634 00:47:39,467 --> 00:47:41,287 umm. sis sister? 635 00:47:42,678 --> 00:47:45,478 sir how many daughter you have sir? 636 00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:47,809 its empty! 637 00:47:49,795 --> 00:47:51,895 as though we dint invite you, 638 00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:54,913 you all might be from groom's side right? 639 00:47:55,337 --> 00:47:58,137 no sir actually we're from science's side sir 640 00:47:58,529 --> 00:47:59,549 how? 641 00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:00,758 can you explain? 642 00:48:00,935 --> 00:48:03,035 dad, he explains really good, 643 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,147 now itself he'll give demo, give 644 00:48:05,572 --> 00:48:09,892 um... sir in delhi, power goes out frequently sir 645 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:15,087 and this really affects the marriage too sir so i thought to make an inverter 646 00:48:15,135 --> 00:48:17,135 that can generate power from all cars that has come in the marriage, 647 00:48:17,157 --> 00:48:18,077 ohhh 648 00:48:19,048 --> 00:48:20,168 wow 649 00:48:20,444 --> 00:48:22,544 and did you make the inverter? 650 00:48:22,581 --> 00:48:24,681 sir design is ready sir!!!! 651 00:48:26,808 --> 00:48:28,628 um.. where is the design farhan 652 00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:30,492 i've given you the design right? 653 00:48:30,904 --> 00:48:32,124 aah, i had given to raju, 654 00:48:32,157 --> 00:48:33,557 raju design?? 655 00:48:35,924 --> 00:48:39,824 sir actually, leave it sir ill make the inverter itself and show you directly, 656 00:48:39,858 --> 00:48:43,858 you can only make us fool, not an inverter!!! 657 00:48:43,924 --> 00:48:46,744 no sir ill surely make the inverter, i promise 658 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:49,558 and ill give your name for the inverter 659 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:54,020 because after all it had been invented in your daughter's marriage so it'll an honour, 660 00:48:54,074 --> 00:49:00,074 farhan, raju i wish both of you to meet in the office tomorrow 661 00:49:05,604 --> 00:49:08,304 sir what was your per plate cost sir, 662 00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:09,510 we'll pay sir 663 00:49:09,924 --> 00:49:12,024 in terms of installment sir 664 00:49:13,275 --> 00:49:15,275 and afterward we wont intrude in any marriage sir 665 00:49:15,302 --> 00:49:17,002 i wont even enter my marriage also sir, 666 00:49:17,033 --> 00:49:19,133 infact i wont marry also sir, even he wont marry also sir 667 00:49:19,922 --> 00:49:22,022 hanh hanh, even i wont sir 668 00:49:22,687 --> 00:49:24,787 even your parents shouldnt've married 669 00:49:26,325 --> 00:49:28,925 2 idiots wouldnt've taken birth in this world 670 00:49:31,644 --> 00:49:33,044 sit!!!!!!!!