1 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:48,842 [ Girl Vocalizing ] 2 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:53,972 [ Giggling ] 3 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,896 [ Girl Continues Giggling ] 4 00:01:04,983 --> 00:01:08,820 [ Man Narrating ] Once upon a time, there was a little girl- 5 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:13,825 - [ Girl Giggling ] - just like any other little girl. 6 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,248 - And like most little girls- - [ Girl ] / gotcha.! 7 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,500 she loved collecting beautiful things. 8 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,502 Look it what I have. 9 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,588 Always sharing them with her friends. 10 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,673 Hello. 11 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,967 Come on over and meet my friends, Hoppers. 12 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:36,431 She would throw the most amazing tea parties for her very closest companions. 13 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:40,143 Mr. Elephant, have you met my daddy? He's the governor, you know. 14 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,187 - And then it happened. - [ Man /ntroducing President ] 15 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,064 You know that awkward but typical time oflife... 16 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:48,151 - when you feel like every eye is on you- - [ Man ] Mackenzie.! 17 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:52,238 like you're the main attraction in a three-ring circus. 18 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:57,285 That's right. She became a teenager. 19 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,871 But eventually, she made it through. 20 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:03,750 And as she blossomed, she became more comfortable with herself. 21 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,044 - There she is. Hey, Sam. How you doing? - Hi, Dad. 22 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,046 Hi, sweetie. I'd like you to meet- 23 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:12,383 And like most teenagers, she enjoyed parties... 24 00:02:12,509 --> 00:02:15,386 - and pizza. - Enjoy. 25 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:17,388 - Thanks. - And like her peers... 26 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:20,725 she often felt as ifher every move was scrutinized. 27 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:24,062 - Hold it right there. - Big smile, Sam. 28 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,065 Mom, promise me you would never let me leave the house looking like that. 29 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:30,318 Never! It looks like she found Chelsea Clinton's old crimping iron... 30 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,320 and Amy Carter's Sassoons. 31 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,906 It's like a terrorist got a hold of her. 32 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,075 I don't know what's going on. But what do you think? 33 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,745 What is the worst outfit that you have ever seen Samantha wear? 34 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,747 - I'll bet it's gonna be close. - I bet it is too. 35 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:45,208 There have been a lot of lousy outfits. 36 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:49,254 /f Mac is back, get in there and clean out your kid's closet. 37 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:52,048 - [ Narrator ] But with maturity... - Thank you. 38 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:57,637 - [ Speaking French ] - she was able to look outside herself... 39 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:03,017 and appreciate the wisdom ofher elders. 40 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:06,729 And I'll tell you something. Decades in politics give you... 41 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:09,148 special life skills, Sam. 42 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:12,694 Like an excellent poker face. 43 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:16,072 - [ Laughs ] - Not bad, Senator Downer. 44 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,910 - Thank you for the tip. - [ Laughter ] 45 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,954 [ Narrator ] /n short... 46 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:27,876 - she grew up... happily... - Good night. 47 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,753 - with the love of a father... - Good night, Sam. 48 00:03:30,837 --> 00:03:32,755 - and a mother... - See you in the morning, sweetheart. 49 00:03:32,839 --> 00:03:37,802 who she thought were the center of the world... 50 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,597 in an old white house... 51 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:43,433 they called home. 52 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:08,958 [ Man Singing Swing ] 53 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,628 Lucky Charm's on site. 54 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:15,173 - [ Continues ] - Something wrong with Sam. 55 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,759 [ President ] Are you sure? /t's an election year, remember? 56 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,136 [ First Lady ] She could use a little down time. 57 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,597 Starting November 5, she can have all the down time she needs. 58 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,642 [ Woman ] Mr. and Mrs. Latif Moratee, President Mackenzie, First Lady... 59 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:27,644 - Samantha. - Hello. 60 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,646 - Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Samantha. 61 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:31,648 - [ Foreign Language ] Please. - [ Foreign Language ] 62 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:34,317 This way. 63 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:38,071 We have press conference at 9:00. To Marine One, 9:15. 64 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:42,075 To Air Force One at 10:00. Travel time, four hours, 59 minutes. 65 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,494 Twenty-five minutes to destination Redmond Univ- 66 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,914 Hold that thought, Liz. [ Sighs ] 67 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:52,001 Let's pretend that tomorrow I'm heading off to college. 68 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:55,463 - Mm-hmm. - I grab my bags, which I packed myself. 69 00:04:55,547 --> 00:04:58,049 I throw them into my adorable collegiate car... 70 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:02,178 next to my cooler that has a beer hiding underneath the bologna sandwiches. 71 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:06,015 My parents cry. Their only child is growing up and so forth. 72 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:10,353 And then I do it. 73 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:14,691 I drive off like the normal, run-of-the-mill kid that I am. 74 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:18,236 You're still a princess. You should at least wear a ball gown. 75 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,866 Ignorance is bliss. What can I say? 76 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:27,829 I say, good night, normal, boring girl. 77 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,750 And you better hide that beer, because under the sandwiches- 78 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,545 that's the first place they'll look. 79 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:40,216 - Duly noted. - Good night. 80 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,760 - [ Door Closes ] - [ Sighs ] 81 00:06:42,362 --> 00:06:44,614 [ Running Footsteps ] 82 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:51,538 Did you take the southern route through the stairwell... 83 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:53,540 or the northern route through the access hall? 84 00:06:53,665 --> 00:06:56,125 - Eastern route. - Oh! 85 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:59,879 Two elevators, one moving walkway, turn left at the Lincoln arches. 86 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:03,132 - It's lesser-known, but very effective. - Mm-hmm. 87 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:06,177 Eastern route's one of my favorites, actually. 88 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:10,598 And that Lincoln arches thing is a very nice touch. 89 00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:13,142 You know, if you're gonna eat this cake... 90 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:15,186 you have to pay the toll. 91 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,442 - Inflation. - Mm-hmm. 92 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:23,778 You know, you should really do something about that, Dad. 93 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:27,156 Mm-hmm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. 94 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,911 - Not the dancing. - Dancing. 95 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:34,914 [ Humming ] 96 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,127 - Ready? - Ready. 97 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:42,005 Good. 98 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:44,007 - I need to say something. - Okay. 99 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:46,009 About tomorrow. 100 00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:48,678 - I was thinking- - Mm-hmm. 101 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,847 and maybe I should go alone. 102 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,725 - Really? - Yeah. I mean... 103 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,145 it's hard enough to blend in, having a team of Secret Service men carrying my books, then- 104 00:07:57,228 --> 00:08:00,398 Uh-huh. 105 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:03,401 All I'm saying- 106 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,862 I just wanna be like everybody else. 107 00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:11,659 Sam, you're not like everybody else. 108 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,081 Ready? It's the big finish. 109 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:20,793 Here it comes. 110 00:08:20,919 --> 00:08:23,546 Yes.! Yes. 111 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,424 They won't ask you about policy. They'll probably ask you about... 112 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,552 your expectations, your hopes, your major, and you'll say- 113 00:08:29,636 --> 00:08:32,889 Don't worry, Liz. I'm set. Does anyone have my- 114 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:34,891 - Got it. - Thank you. 115 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,935 So, you're just like any other American family. 116 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,937 Whose daughter is heading off to college. 117 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:42,607 Remember, today you're not just the First Lady, but you're also a mom. 118 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:45,693 I'd like to think I'm both women every day. 119 00:08:45,777 --> 00:08:48,321 In short, you're just a proud dad. Like every other dad... 120 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:50,823 watching his little girl head off to California for college. 121 00:08:50,949 --> 00:08:53,409 You can segue into your education reform initiative from there. 122 00:08:53,535 --> 00:08:56,246 And time permitting, Mr. President, the California Youth Literacy Program. 123 00:08:56,371 --> 00:08:58,790 - It's not a stump speech. It's about my daughter. - Right. 124 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,751 Mr. President, how do you feel about your only child... 125 00:09:01,835 --> 00:09:04,212 going to school so far away? 126 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:09,092 Well, uh, I could suggest moving the nation's capitol to California. 127 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:12,929 - [ Laughter] - Samantha, will you miss D.C.? 128 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:16,766 And better yet, what will you miss least? 129 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:19,727 Wow. That's a tough one. 130 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:21,855 Well, I can't tell you what I will miss the least... 131 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,607 but I can tell you what I will miss the most. 132 00:09:24,691 --> 00:09:26,985 That is my friends and my family. 133 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:30,280 But I am very excited to experience life as a normal kid... 134 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:32,282 having a normal college experience. 135 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:35,201 - Thank you. - [ Press Secretary ] Thank you. We don't have any more time. 136 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:37,745 - Thank you very much. - [ Band: "Hail to the Chief' ] 137 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:42,333 [ Reporters Clamoring ] 138 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,627 [ Man Singing Pop Waltz ] 139 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:49,257 [ Vocalizing ] 140 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:56,639 [ Man ] Whoo! Mr. President! 141 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:03,855 [ Singing Continues ] 142 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:16,451 [ Man Yelling, Indistinct ] 143 00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,636 [ Vocalizing ] 144 00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:36,846 This is not what I dreamed of. 145 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:40,308 Oh, we know, honey. Next life. 146 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:42,519 [ Ends ] 147 00:10:43,937 --> 00:10:46,147 Oh, God. Please, no "Hail to the Chief. " 148 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,525 [ "Hail to the Chief' ] 149 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:51,069 Game time. 150 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,868 - [ Woman ] Hi, Sam. - [ Cheering ] 151 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:10,046 You know, hon, it's not too late to call Georgetown. 152 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:13,007 Live at home. Free laundry. 153 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:16,511 Dad, I didn't choose a school 3,000 miles away for nothing. 154 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,181 - [ President ] Roommate's name? - [ First Lady ] Mia Thompson. 155 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:22,183 Parents Janet and Kyle. Divorced. 156 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,395 Both strong supporters in the polls. 157 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,772 I heard that. 158 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:31,109 Well, that's odd. They were supposed to be here by now. 159 00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:33,987 Once I heard a rumor, Mom, that there are actually some people out there... 160 00:11:34,112 --> 00:11:36,406 that don't live a minute-by-minute schedule. 161 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,533 How do they live? 162 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:41,411 Roommate's caught in traffic. E.T.A. is 10 minutes. 163 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:44,956 She should at least get the good bed if she has to live with me. 164 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:47,208 Did you check that itinerary with Liz? 165 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,919 - For? - Well, there are just a few small functions... 166 00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:54,257 your father and I thought that you might enjoy attending. 167 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,926 Yeah. Uh, do I have a choice? 168 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,636 Sir. 169 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:03,433 - Oh, yeah. Honey- - Already? 170 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:06,144 Like you're not chomping at the bit for us to get outta here. 171 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:09,647 Well, the President and the First Lady, yes. 172 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:13,484 [ Sighs ] Mom and Dad? Not so much. 173 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,824 Let's go. You've got a campaign to run. 174 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,622 - Three, two, one. - ["Hail to the Chief"] 175 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:28,958 You remember, a full load of laundry dries faster than half a load. 176 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:32,504 Always take the stairs. Don't sweat the petty things. 177 00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:35,423 Yeah, don't pet the sweaty things either. 178 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:39,969 And your father will be here all... week campaigning. 179 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:45,016 - If you need anything, call Liz. - I'll be fine. Thank you. 180 00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,484 You'll be great. 181 00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,960 Okay, look at me, at a loss for words. 182 00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:16,214 Just tell me you'll miss me, Dad. 183 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,348 [ Kisses ] 184 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:31,980 So, when the election's over, uh, we'll spend some time together. 185 00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:33,982 A whole day, 24 hours. 186 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:37,777 In a row? 187 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,029 Promise. Be a good kid. 188 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:48,037 [ Boy ] Hey, Sam. 189 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,735 - Please be mellow. - On one condition. 190 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:22,906 Could we major in something fun? I'm really hoping we're not premed. 191 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:26,075 Light on the math. 192 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:29,370 Zip it, Bock. And, Dylan? 193 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,373 Especially you. Not another word. 194 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,809 [ Hinge Creaks ] 195 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,826 [ Zipping ] 196 00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:12,622 Look, if you're gonna be going through my stuff,at least you can help me carry it. 197 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:17,502 Are you aware there are two huge individuals with stun guns... 198 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,921 sticky hands and no manners flanking our door? 199 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:23,800 - You must be Mia. - And you're not Linda. 200 00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:27,345 [ Paper Rustling ] 201 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:30,306 Redhead. Paterson, New Jersey. Plays trombone. 202 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,309 Surprise. I'm Samantha Mac- 203 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,812 You're not as tall in person. 204 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:39,357 I'm really excited about this year. There's so many things I wanna do. 205 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,110 - No offense, Miss Mackenzie- - Samantha. 206 00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:45,613 Samantha- but I have a plan... 207 00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:47,991 - of college. - That's great. 208 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:51,369 Look, I'm just trying to have a normal college experience, okay? 209 00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:54,539 - All I want is normal, Mia. - Right. 210 00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,833 I'm going to the housing office. 211 00:15:56,916 --> 00:16:00,170 They said you were the kind of girl who was up for anything. 212 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:03,298 I'm disappointed. 213 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,218 - You're manipulating me. - Yes. 214 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,181 It's kinda working. 215 00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,142 Please, Mia. Just give it a shot. 216 00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:16,519 That's all I'm asking. 217 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:20,648 Well, the situation could have its advantages. 218 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:24,819 Absolutely. Like, in case of a national emergency... 219 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,821 guess who gets a free seat on the chopper? 220 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:29,032 I was kind of thinking your Secret Service could get us beer. 221 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:33,036 - You can forget about that. - We'll work on it. 222 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:38,500 Mia Thompson, Arkansas royalty. 223 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:42,253 I didn't know they had royalty in Arkansas. 224 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:45,381 Course we do. My dad's a king. 225 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:48,593 I mean, he's had a few queens since my mom, but- 226 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:52,013 You know, Tire King- best seller of the South? 227 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:56,893 Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside. They're protecting us. 228 00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,895 Could that involve tackling me? 229 00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,897 'Cause the bald one's a little sexy. 230 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,899 And you can forget about that too. 231 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,777 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 232 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:10,448 Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed. I like you already. 233 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:13,451 But just to let you know, don't kiss my ass. 234 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,620 'Cause I certainly won't be kissing yours. 235 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,625 Mia, I like you already. 236 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,086 It's our first day. I'm trying to have fun. 237 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:25,755 Why don't you change clothes? We can go hang out. Go to some parties. 238 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,799 Meet some guys. Definitely meet some guys. 239 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:31,970 My night's scheduled already. I thought I looked okay, no? 240 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:36,057 Oh, yeah, sure. If you're trying to hang out with the dean. 241 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,103 Miss Mackenzie, / speak for the entire faculty... 242 00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:42,564 when / say, "Welcome to Redmond. '" 243 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:46,568 And I assure you that you'll be treated just like any student... 244 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:50,113 just the minute we conclude this elaborate party in your honor. 245 00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:58,246 [ Woman ] /n the sense they would support preferred policy. 246 00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:01,875 Of course, the fundamental importance of agenda control... 247 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,585 was established by McKelvey... 248 00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,963 irrespective of implications for the final outcome. 249 00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:11,092 /n fact, one ofhis most notable papers showed... 250 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:14,804 that the one person, one vote... 251 00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:16,973 system of voting... 252 00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:20,143 did not always lead to a middle ground in decision making. 253 00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:25,732 The manipulation of agenda could have a great impact on policy making. 254 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:28,109 [ Continues, Fades ] 255 00:18:41,247 --> 00:18:43,208 You missed a great party. 256 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,794 - Sorry about that. - Fortunately, I can provide you... 257 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:49,172 with another normal college experience... 258 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:52,050 in which the roommate kicks you out in the name of- 259 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,052 [ Grunts ] higher education. 260 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:58,223 Can I just get my- 261 00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,850 - Come back in two. - Minutes? 262 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,894 Hours. 263 00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,813 [ Door Closes ] 264 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,741 We'll be following the First Daughter through her entire- 265 00:19:18,618 --> 00:19:20,411 Did you see Samantha Mackenzie arrive at college? 266 00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:22,914 /'m not saying the First Daughter dresses badly... 267 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,750 but today, apparently Goodwill donated some clothes, so I think that- 268 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,336 - [ Changes Channel ] - [ Man ] With guaranteed results. 269 00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:30,338 - [ Changes Channel ] - /f you have ring around the toilet- 270 00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,507 - [ Changes Channel ] - lllegal motion. - [ Cheering ] 271 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,093 - Take a look at this. - With embroidery on the sleeves. 272 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:37,554 With embroidery around the neck. 273 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:40,223 - With a front closure. - [ Dylan Coughs ] 274 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:43,226 /t's very beautifully done. Soft, all lines. 275 00:19:43,309 --> 00:19:46,980 - [ Coughs ] - Look at that embroidery around the shoulder. 276 00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:49,357 - And a slight shoulder pad. - [ Clears Throat ] 277 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,734 And the Mandarin neckline. 278 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:55,238 This works great with, uh, our tank top. 279 00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:57,365 - [ Changes Channel ] - Taylor to the right. He's got a hole. 280 00:19:57,448 --> 00:20:00,535 He's got a big hole. And he's clear through to the 45-yard line. 281 00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:03,746 - He's still going. He's on his feet- - Samantha Mackenzie? 282 00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:07,584 Greetings, Ms. Mackenzie. The Redmond chapter of Lambda Zeta Phi... 283 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,711 is pleased to invite you to our annual plunge. 284 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,713 It's an invitation-only event. 285 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,299 Bathing suits are mandatory. Bikinis are preferred. 286 00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:16,968 [ Chuckles ] Thanks a lot, guys. 287 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,053 We hope to see you there, Ms. Mackenzie. 288 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,431 Thank you. 289 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,558 Thank you. 290 00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:31,065 How do you look in a bikini, Bock? 291 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:33,067 Hmm. 292 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:37,655 "They had already poured the sum total of their knowledge into his waiting vessel; 293 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:40,116 "and the vessel was not full. 294 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:45,163 "his intellect was not satisfied, his soul was not at peace... 295 00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:48,124 his heart was not still. '" 296 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:52,837 Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I shall do my best... 297 00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,298 to see to it that your intellect is satisfied. 298 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:58,176 And your soul is at peace. 299 00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:01,804 And your vessel is filled this semester. 300 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:06,351 For starters, would it be possible to shift your attention to me? 301 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:10,980 I know I'm not as pretty, but, uh, come on. 302 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:13,566 - Work with me. - Excuse me, Professor? 303 00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:16,194 - Yes. - I didn't see anything in the syllabus about a vessel. 304 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:18,488 Uh, excuse me? 305 00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:20,573 I see the books that I'm supposed to buy... 306 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:23,827 but I don't see any mention about a vessel of any kind. 307 00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:26,538 - You said you were gonna fill one? - [ Laughter] 308 00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:28,957 Right? 309 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,001 / did. / did say that. Thank you. 310 00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:35,547 Thank you for pointing that out. A very literal interpretation. 311 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:39,968 Thank you very much. Uh, "He had one single goal- 312 00:21:40,051 --> 00:21:42,470 to become empty of thirst'"- 313 00:21:44,597 --> 00:21:48,393 - [ Phone Keys Beeping ] - Excuse me? 314 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:50,520 Excuse me. 315 00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:55,984 I wanted to thank you for rescuing me in there. 316 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,361 It was nothing. 317 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:01,656 Besides, you don't strike me as the kind of person who needs rescuing. 318 00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:08,663 I'm Samantha. I know I'm taller in person. 319 00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:11,916 Fatter, thinner, fill in the blank. I get that. 320 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:16,504 Actually, I was gonna say you look exactly like I thought you would. 321 00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:18,506 Bye, Samantha. 322 00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:23,928 - We're moving. - Not bad, Ms. Mackenzie. 323 00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:28,933 You really shouldn't objectify men like that, Mia. 324 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,728 - The boy is fine. - Hi, Samantha. 325 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:36,941 Nice meeting you too. Hello. 326 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:42,989 [ Woman Singing Slow Latin Pop ] 327 00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:47,952 [ Continues ] 328 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,753 Just to be clear, I've never been a plus-one before. 329 00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:59,005 And it doesn't agree with me. 330 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,049 Thanks for coming, Mia. 331 00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:03,718 I cannot believe how many cute guys there are here. 332 00:23:03,801 --> 00:23:08,765 Last time I was at a party like this, I could only fill out a ruffled bikini. 333 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:12,477 Focus, Sam. We are at a frat party. 334 00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:19,943 You're right. This is fantastic. 335 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:24,364 [ Sighs ] I think I'm blending in too. 336 00:23:24,489 --> 00:23:27,909 Absolutely. Look, is there any way that your fake Men in Black boys... 337 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:29,911 can back off? 338 00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:33,289 [ Continues ] 339 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:38,169 All right, I'm about to show you how to make a real entrance. 340 00:23:40,463 --> 00:23:42,298 Whoo! 341 00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:04,362 [ Ends ] 342 00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:07,615 [ Feedback ] 343 00:24:09,742 --> 00:24:14,205 Hail to the chief we have chosen for the nation 344 00:24:14,289 --> 00:24:18,334 Hail to the chief we salute him one and all 345 00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:22,589 Hail to the chief as we pledge cooperation 346 00:24:22,714 --> 00:24:26,301 In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call 347 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:31,472 [ Electric Guitar: "Hail to the Chief"] 348 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:35,310 [ Rap ] 349 00:24:39,814 --> 00:24:44,319 Hail to the chief we have chosen for the nation 350 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:47,989 Hail to the chief we salute him one and all 351 00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:52,494 Hail to the chief as we pledge cooperation 352 00:24:52,577 --> 00:24:56,581 In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call 353 00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:58,625 - [ Rap Continues ] - Don't mind me. 354 00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:04,714 Gun! Gun, gun, gun, gun! 355 00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:09,093 [ Tires Squealing ] 356 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:12,597 [ Bock ] You're gonna be all right. 357 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:17,727 - [ On Radio ] Take her to the campaign office across town. - [ Bock ] Lucky Charm's secure. 358 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:21,356 - It's just a water gun, man. - Shut up.! Don't move. 359 00:25:21,399 --> 00:25:26,363 - [ Sighs ] - [ Phone Ringing ] 360 00:25:26,488 --> 00:25:28,782 [ Woman ] California Headquarters, Mackenzie for President. 361 00:25:28,907 --> 00:25:31,201 I'm sorry. I'd have more on... 362 00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:34,246 but I wasn't exactly given time to, I don't know, get my stuff. 363 00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:36,248 [ Woman ] / guess she likes California. 364 00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:36,965 Look, I gotta go. Wow. 365 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,653 - Don't tell me he's too busy. I need to talk to him. - You look great. 366 00:25:39,778 --> 00:25:43,448 - What's going on, Sam? - He has got too many Secret Service following me around. 367 00:25:43,531 --> 00:25:46,534 - I can't take it anymore. - Sam, it's an election year. Remember that. 368 00:25:46,618 --> 00:25:50,163 Tensions are high. Just take a deep breath and let me handle it. Okay? 369 00:25:50,288 --> 00:25:52,207 Calm down. /'ll see ifhe has a minute. 370 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:54,751 - Create my own forum. - [ Liz ] Mr. President? 371 00:25:55,276 --> 00:25:58,071 - Liz? - Your daughter's asking for reduced security at college. 372 00:25:58,196 --> 00:26:00,156 She's very unhappy, sir. 373 00:26:01,824 --> 00:26:04,577 Um, can this wait? 374 00:26:05,703 --> 00:26:07,622 - Go ahead. - We'll invite the press. 375 00:26:07,705 --> 00:26:10,124 - It's not a good time. - Fine. 376 00:26:10,249 --> 00:26:13,127 Just tell him I'll ditch the whole college thing and become a Hooters girl. 377 00:26:13,252 --> 00:26:17,090 - Good benefits, I hear. - [ Sighs ] 378 00:26:17,215 --> 00:26:19,050 - Sir? - Yeah, it's- Liz. 379 00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:21,260 There is a precedent for reduced security. 380 00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:23,930 I recommend cutting back from four agents to two per shift. 381 00:26:24,055 --> 00:26:26,766 Keep detail on the floor, but not stationed at the room. 382 00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,935 Sir, she's miserable. 383 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:35,566 Okay. Be right back. 384 00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,989 Man. 385 00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:45,785 I came this close to wearing that exact bikini today. 386 00:26:45,868 --> 00:26:50,623 Dad, if you want your daughter to have any friends, we need to make some changes. 387 00:26:50,707 --> 00:26:54,794 Yeah, well, I don't negotiate with people in swimwear. Come here. 388 00:27:01,843 --> 00:27:04,637 Dad, when Chelsea was at Stanford, her Secret Service backed off. 389 00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:06,681 They blended in. They wore Birkenstocks. 390 00:27:06,764 --> 00:27:09,976 Sam, I want you to listen to me. 391 00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:14,814 A navy blue suit with Birkenstocks is a really bad look. 392 00:27:14,897 --> 00:27:17,317 That was another time. 393 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,486 This is a real different world we live in, Sam. 394 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:24,240 It is not like I am sleeping around and getting drunk, Dad. 395 00:27:24,365 --> 00:27:26,826 Come on. You were my age once. 396 00:27:26,909 --> 00:27:29,454 All I am asking for is a shred of normalcy. 397 00:27:29,537 --> 00:27:31,497 I can't go out and party like my friends. 398 00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:34,626 No. 399 00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:37,295 No, you can't. 400 00:27:38,379 --> 00:27:40,882 Forget it. 401 00:27:44,677 --> 00:27:46,638 [ Exhales ] 402 00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:53,645 [ Woman ] This is the California Headquarters- 403 00:27:53,728 --> 00:27:56,522 Samantha. Samantha. 404 00:27:56,606 --> 00:27:59,317 - You got it. - What? 405 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,113 Go back to school. You're on a new diet- Secret Service lite. 406 00:28:04,238 --> 00:28:06,407 - Thank you. - And have fun. 407 00:28:06,532 --> 00:28:09,202 Just not too much. 408 00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:29,055 We got it from here. 409 00:28:40,775 --> 00:28:43,695 And then there were two. 410 00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,640 Finally. 411 00:29:16,436 --> 00:29:20,857 Lunge at me. Hit me. Tackle me. Come on, you know you wanted to. 412 00:29:20,982 --> 00:29:23,776 We could just celebrate. I've narrowed it down to three target areas... 413 00:29:23,901 --> 00:29:26,279 - which, if we hit quickly- - [ Crowd Cheering ] 414 00:29:26,404 --> 00:29:29,449 Or maybe it's just right under our noses. What's going on there? 415 00:29:29,532 --> 00:29:31,451 Sam, I don't think that's a party. 416 00:29:31,534 --> 00:29:34,329 While Mackenzie's racking up his frequent-flier miles... 417 00:29:34,454 --> 00:29:37,624 Samuels is right here, right now at home. 418 00:29:37,749 --> 00:29:40,418 Health care, education, new jobs. 419 00:29:40,501 --> 00:29:42,629 Just a few of the things Samuels has been working on... 420 00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:46,132 while Mackenzie's out of the office and out of the country. 421 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:51,137 Taking money out of our pockets again. Next step: Out of office. 422 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:55,516 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Whatever. 423 00:29:55,642 --> 00:29:58,936 Samantha Mackenzie. How good of you to join us. 424 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,480 Hey, ladies and gentlemen... 425 00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:04,025 what do you say to some good old-fashioned bipartisan debate? Huh? 426 00:30:04,108 --> 00:30:05,985 Yeah, come on, Miss Mackenzie. 427 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,613 Get on up there. 428 00:30:08,738 --> 00:30:12,367 What do you say, Samantha? Daddy's not here. 429 00:30:12,492 --> 00:30:15,328 Can we hear what you have to say, or do you only do what Daddy tells you? 430 00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:17,497 [ Crowd ] Ooh.! 431 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,791 [ Crowd Dejected ] 432 00:30:19,874 --> 00:30:23,378 All right, there you go. Another Mackenzie running away from the real issues. 433 00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:25,630 - What was that? - Freedom of speech. 434 00:30:25,713 --> 00:30:27,632 They have the right to express their beliefs. 435 00:30:27,715 --> 00:30:31,135 Okay, the freedom goes both ways. Why don't you get to speak your mind? 436 00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,388 - Fine. You wanna know what I think? - Yeah. 437 00:30:33,513 --> 00:30:35,390 Well, I think my father's administration... 438 00:30:35,515 --> 00:30:38,142 gives a great deal of attention to his domestic agenda. 439 00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:40,895 - Take his college tuition- - Blah, blah, blah. End of sound bite. 440 00:30:42,563 --> 00:30:45,733 It's kind of hard to get that stuff out of your head, huh? 441 00:30:45,858 --> 00:30:48,861 Well, I know only one thing that can definitely help. 442 00:30:48,987 --> 00:30:50,905 What's that? 443 00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:55,410 [ Yelling, Whooping ] 444 00:30:57,912 --> 00:31:00,039 I should change. I don't wanna ruin the outfit. 445 00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:02,333 It can only improve it. 446 00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:07,046 - [ Woman Singing Slow Pop ] - Come on, Sam! 447 00:31:07,171 --> 00:31:09,173 [ Continues ] 448 00:31:18,099 --> 00:31:19,726 [ Shrieking ] 449 00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,856 - Hey, you okay? - Yes. You? 450 00:31:24,939 --> 00:31:26,858 Yeah. 451 00:31:26,941 --> 00:31:29,610 I'm Sam. Remember? 452 00:31:29,736 --> 00:31:31,738 James. 453 00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:35,116 - Hey,you guys, get outta the way.! - You coming or not? 454 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,125 Lambda Zeta Phi! 455 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,544 Watch and learn! 456 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,642 [James ] Come on, we're going again. 457 00:32:02,393 --> 00:32:04,354 Wait a minute,James. 458 00:32:05,813 --> 00:32:07,899 Wait up! Hey! 459 00:32:07,982 --> 00:32:09,901 - [ Sam ] Excuse me,James? - [ Fades ] 460 00:32:09,984 --> 00:32:13,196 Um, / had a really good time with you on the slide last night. 461 00:32:13,321 --> 00:32:16,115 No. Hey,James, what's your major? 462 00:32:17,325 --> 00:32:19,786 - Hi,James. James? - Sam, come on. 463 00:32:19,869 --> 00:32:24,290 - James? - [ Phone Ringing ] 464 00:32:24,374 --> 00:32:28,127 - [ Ringing ] - Sam, /'m trying to sleep. 465 00:32:30,505 --> 00:32:33,007 - Hello? - New York Post online. 466 00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:40,181 Oh, no. / can't believe / made the Post! 467 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,016 Mia Thompson, ladies and gentlemen. 468 00:32:42,141 --> 00:32:45,979 Suffice it to say, your father feels like he gave you an inch, and you took a mile. 469 00:32:46,104 --> 00:32:48,272 I know. I- I completely understand. I'm- 470 00:32:48,356 --> 00:32:51,359 Listen to me, Sam. You cannot pull a stunt like this again. 471 00:32:51,442 --> 00:32:54,445 [ Whispering ] Look, / don't know who you're groveling to... 472 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:57,365 but the best thing about college is you can hang up. 473 00:32:59,242 --> 00:33:02,787 - Put him on. - Are you crazy? He's on fire. 474 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:08,459 Look, Liz, I'll just say, "Dad, I love you. This is unfortunate, but"- 475 00:33:08,543 --> 00:33:12,297 - Go ahead. I'm listening. - Hi, Dad. 476 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:15,466 Listen, I'm really sorry. 477 00:33:15,550 --> 00:33:17,885 What were you thinking, Sam? 478 00:33:18,011 --> 00:33:20,221 I know. 479 00:33:23,182 --> 00:33:25,393 Yes, it's the roommate, Mia. 480 00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:29,230 Just so we're clear, she's the one in the really uncomfortable-looking- 481 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,815 - Thong. - In a thong. 482 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:34,402 - Correct. - Okay. Put her on. 483 00:33:34,485 --> 00:33:39,032 [ Sighs ] Mr. President? Mia Thompson here. 484 00:33:39,115 --> 00:33:42,910 Now, with all due respect, although I do think your diplomatic skills are top-notch... 485 00:33:43,036 --> 00:33:45,997 I think you really need some serious parenting advice. 486 00:33:48,082 --> 00:33:50,877 Really? You know what, Mia? 487 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,254 I could not agree with you more. 488 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:56,215 - What? - It's great to know... 489 00:33:56,341 --> 00:34:00,094 my daughter is living with such a sensible young woman. 490 00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:03,890 You've got that rare thing, Mia. You know what it is? It's character. 491 00:34:03,973 --> 00:34:07,185 Some people have it, some people don't. You have it. 492 00:34:07,268 --> 00:34:10,229 Really? Thanks. 493 00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:15,943 Um, I mean, you too. That whole China thing was real good. 494 00:34:16,069 --> 00:34:19,405 Yeah, I can- I can definitely see how you do what you do. 495 00:34:23,326 --> 00:34:27,080 I will. Bye. 496 00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:30,124 - He's good, isn't he? - Yeah. 497 00:34:30,249 --> 00:34:32,710 Next time, you should be a little easier on him. 498 00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:36,047 Okay. But the difference is he's my president and he's your father. 499 00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:38,091 Not when he's calling from the Oval Office, he's not. 500 00:34:38,174 --> 00:34:40,259 Oval Office, Schmoval Office. 501 00:34:40,343 --> 00:34:43,429 At some point, every father's gotta learn to let go of his little girl. 502 00:34:43,513 --> 00:34:47,558 And every little girl's gotta learn to let go of her father. 503 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:51,980 How do you do that, Mia? 504 00:34:52,105 --> 00:34:53,815 [ Crowd Chanting ] Vote no. No Mackenzie. Vote no. No Mackenzie. 505 00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:55,525 [ Crowd Chanting ] Vote no. No Mackenzie. Vote no. No Mackenzie. 506 00:34:55,650 --> 00:35:00,363 [ Chanting Continues ] 507 00:35:03,783 --> 00:35:05,910 [ Chanting Continues ] 508 00:35:07,328 --> 00:35:09,622 - Ms. Mackenzie, one question, please.! - Back to your room. 509 00:35:09,747 --> 00:35:11,624 - [ Clamoring ] - How do you feel about the protestors? 510 00:35:11,749 --> 00:35:13,626 [ Bock Yelling, Indistinct ] 511 00:35:15,962 --> 00:35:17,922 Mia. 512 00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:19,966 Oh, please, is she in there? 513 00:35:20,049 --> 00:35:22,468 - Mia, I need your help. - [ Clamoring Continues ] 514 00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:39,652 You. This is the R.A.'s room. 515 00:35:39,777 --> 00:35:41,988 Good thing I'm the R.A. then. 516 00:35:42,071 --> 00:35:45,658 - What happened to Stewart? - Stewart preferred something a little lower key. 517 00:35:45,783 --> 00:35:48,036 You can find him down at the "C" Wing if you need him. 518 00:35:50,121 --> 00:35:51,998 Sorry to hear that. 519 00:35:52,123 --> 00:35:54,125 So, it seems you need a place to hide out a bit. 520 00:35:57,629 --> 00:35:59,547 Seems I do. 521 00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:07,513 They have to leave sooner or later, right? 522 00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:10,141 [ Man ] When's she coming out? 523 00:36:11,976 --> 00:36:16,731 I have a better idea. Here. Put this on. 524 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,194 There. And this. 525 00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:23,529 Wait here for one minute. 526 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:44,592 - [ Sniffs ] - You need a Kleenex? 527 00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:47,387 Oh, no, I'm fine. 528 00:36:53,142 --> 00:36:55,061 Follow my lead. 529 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:59,190 [James ] Hey, Mike, come on. 530 00:37:01,401 --> 00:37:03,277 You gonna leave her in there? 531 00:37:03,403 --> 00:37:05,613 Hey, Sam, stay as long as you want. 532 00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:09,075 - [ Murmuring ] - [ Woman ] Where is she? 533 00:37:14,455 --> 00:37:17,750 - [ Woman ] Thank you very much. - [ Man ] You too. Good luck. 534 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:21,254 - Mmm. - You hate it, huh? 535 00:37:21,337 --> 00:37:25,049 It tastes like freedom. 536 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,927 I should warn you I'm a very slow eater. 537 00:37:28,052 --> 00:37:31,723 - It's terrible on the system to rush. - Yeah, I can see that. 538 00:37:31,806 --> 00:37:36,477 So, there will be plenty of time for discussion. 539 00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:39,480 Starting with the topic of you. 540 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,649 Tell me something I don't know. 541 00:37:41,774 --> 00:37:44,944 - Something you don't know. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:47,030 Okay. 543 00:37:48,323 --> 00:37:50,616 Brazil's the only country named after a tree. 544 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:53,828 Bagged lettuce that you buy in the store, they wash it in chlorine. 545 00:37:56,914 --> 00:38:00,126 The little parallelogram above your top lip is called the filtrum. 546 00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:02,629 Five years or half a decade is a lustrum. 547 00:38:02,712 --> 00:38:04,422 Every state in the Union has a town named Springfield. 548 00:38:04,505 --> 00:38:06,591 Male turtles grunt. Female turtles hiss. 549 00:38:06,674 --> 00:38:09,969 Difference between a fruit and a vegetable. Off the vine, fruit ripens, a vegetable rots. 550 00:38:10,053 --> 00:38:12,805 Spread your arms like this, middle finger to middle finger is equivalent to your height. 551 00:38:12,930 --> 00:38:15,016 Distance from your wrist to your elbow is the length of your foot. 552 00:38:15,141 --> 00:38:17,518 - Your ears and nose never stop- - Growing? 553 00:38:17,644 --> 00:38:19,604 - Right. - [ Chuckles ] 554 00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:26,361 So, I guess we're all living Pinocchios. 555 00:38:26,486 --> 00:38:29,155 And you still haven't told me anything about yourself. 556 00:38:31,115 --> 00:38:32,992 Trust me. I'm not that interesting. 557 00:38:33,117 --> 00:38:35,787 - Ask and see what happens. - Oh. 558 00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:39,165 - Thank you for doing all of this. - Excuse me. 559 00:38:39,248 --> 00:38:42,669 Otherwise my husband will never believe me. 560 00:38:42,752 --> 00:38:44,671 Sure. 561 00:38:44,754 --> 00:38:46,673 Oh,your boyfriend can be in the picture too. 562 00:38:46,756 --> 00:38:49,425 - He's not my boyfriend. - Oh. 563 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:52,011 You're such a beautiful young lady. 564 00:38:52,136 --> 00:38:54,305 - Thank you. - And /'m so glad... 565 00:38:54,389 --> 00:38:57,517 that you grew out of that awkward stage. 566 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,020 And your bosom came in very nicely. 567 00:39:01,104 --> 00:39:04,065 - Would you like me to take the picture? - No, no. /'ve got it. 568 00:39:05,191 --> 00:39:08,987 Oh, that's nice. Yes. Thank you. 569 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:12,156 Really, don't feel obligated to tell me anything about yourself. 570 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,201 Truthfully, one quick call to the F.B.I. or the C.I.A... 571 00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:17,203 and I can get your blood type, third-grade class picture... 572 00:39:17,287 --> 00:39:19,247 and satellite photos of your ex-girlfriend's homes. 573 00:39:19,372 --> 00:39:23,418 I guess you didn't find anything when you were rifling through my stuff earlier. 574 00:39:25,211 --> 00:39:28,214 We'll take it slow. What is your major? 575 00:39:28,339 --> 00:39:33,594 - Actuarial science. - What actually is actuarial science? 576 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,763 Statistics, probability and assessment of risk. 577 00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:38,224 But more importantly, uh, it's what my dad did. 578 00:39:38,308 --> 00:39:41,853 And what his dad did. So, that's what I'm gonna do. 579 00:39:42,061 --> 00:39:44,772 Samantha.! That's them over there across the street.! 580 00:39:44,897 --> 00:39:47,859 - Come on. - There they go. Come on! 581 00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:50,903 - [ Woman Singing Slow Pop ] - Please, Sam, one shot. 582 00:39:50,987 --> 00:39:53,781 [ Continues ] 583 00:40:19,807 --> 00:40:21,768 [ Man ] Hey, is that them? 584 00:40:21,893 --> 00:40:23,770 [ Camera Shutter Clicking ] 585 00:40:41,829 --> 00:40:44,999 - Let's do it again. - Just catch your breath. 586 00:40:45,124 --> 00:40:47,001 Come on. 587 00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:52,298 - He has a place out here too? - [ Continues Low ] 588 00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:54,550 [ Woman In Movie ] The place used to be the gambling casino. 589 00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:56,886 He likes it there because of the memories. 590 00:40:57,011 --> 00:41:00,515 - The old ancestral home, huh? - Oh, no. 591 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,477 Mr. Murdock wasn't born there, but most ofhis best friends were killed there. 592 00:41:04,602 --> 00:41:08,606 You know the police used to raid it and everything. 593 00:41:09,732 --> 00:41:11,818 [ Chuckles ] 594 00:41:11,901 --> 00:41:14,153 Your face. 595 00:41:14,278 --> 00:41:16,155 No, no, you're all right. 596 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,075 The look you get. It's like- 597 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,662 It's like the first time I rode my bike without training wheels. 598 00:41:22,787 --> 00:41:24,998 It's like you're experiencing everything for the first time. 599 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,210 I am. 600 00:41:30,837 --> 00:41:33,673 - [ Woman ] Would you like something? - You need to try this. 601 00:41:33,756 --> 00:41:36,634 Will Fats be surprised? He's expecting us. 602 00:41:36,718 --> 00:41:39,512 - I picked you up an hour early. We have lots of time. - [ Singing Ends ] 603 00:41:39,595 --> 00:41:41,973 - You get the bags. /'ll undress. - Thank you. 604 00:41:42,056 --> 00:41:45,018 - Enjoy it. - [ Movie Dialogue Continues ] 605 00:41:45,101 --> 00:41:47,353 Uh-uh. 606 00:41:53,651 --> 00:41:57,822 - What are you doing? - A chocolate snack must be poured directly over popcorn. 607 00:41:57,905 --> 00:42:00,366 That way you get that delicious salty sweet mixture... 608 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:02,702 and a little melted chocolate. 609 00:42:02,785 --> 00:42:05,455 Sometimes you gotta break the rules. 610 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:08,499 You never know when you're gonna get something inspired. 611 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:10,918 Well, go on, Mackenzie. Break the rules. 612 00:42:15,048 --> 00:42:17,342 [ Man /n Movie ] /f / had the strength- 613 00:42:23,348 --> 00:42:25,558 Well? 614 00:42:28,561 --> 00:42:30,438 It's disgusting. 615 00:42:34,734 --> 00:42:36,694 I love it. 616 00:42:38,571 --> 00:42:40,448 [ Movie Dialogue /ndistinct ] 617 00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:46,663 - Favorite board game? - Clue. Yours? 618 00:42:46,788 --> 00:42:48,915 - Poker. - Favorite season? 619 00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:51,751 Congressional recess. Venus or Serena? 620 00:42:51,834 --> 00:42:54,796 Both. It's a trick question. Favorite dessert? 621 00:42:56,172 --> 00:42:58,091 Dinner menu Thursday. 622 00:42:58,174 --> 00:43:01,427 I know I'm not supposed to say this, but back at the White House... 623 00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:04,973 my friend Joe makes the most sensational souffl�. 624 00:43:05,098 --> 00:43:08,184 Although you really haven't tasted a blintz until you've tasted Petrovich's. 625 00:43:09,477 --> 00:43:11,604 Favorite First Daughter joke? 626 00:43:13,898 --> 00:43:15,775 Must be hard. 627 00:43:17,026 --> 00:43:18,945 It's not so bad. 628 00:43:21,698 --> 00:43:25,410 No, really. It must be hard. 629 00:43:27,662 --> 00:43:29,539 Sometimes it really is. 630 00:43:35,628 --> 00:43:37,797 [ Sam ] How do you make a tissue dance? 631 00:43:37,922 --> 00:43:40,883 - [James ] No idea. - Put a little boogie into it. 632 00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:43,469 Oh, no, come on. 633 00:43:58,401 --> 00:44:01,321 How do I know this wasn't just a one-time thing? 634 00:44:01,446 --> 00:44:03,990 Probably wasn't even a date. 635 00:44:04,115 --> 00:44:05,992 Let's find out. 636 00:44:09,954 --> 00:44:13,958 [ Breathily ] "James, bonfire... 637 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:16,502 "Friday night. 638 00:44:16,628 --> 00:44:18,880 "Be there. 639 00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:21,174 Sam. " 640 00:44:27,096 --> 00:44:31,351 - [ Man ] One, two, three. - [ Marching Band ] 641 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,397 [ All ] Knights! 642 00:44:36,522 --> 00:44:40,735 Go, Redmond! 643 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,489 Go, Redmond Knights! 644 00:44:44,572 --> 00:44:48,534 Go, Redmond! Go, Redmond! 645 00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:52,705 Go, Redmond... Knights! 646 00:44:52,830 --> 00:44:56,542 [ Cheering, Whooping ] 647 00:44:56,668 --> 00:44:58,920 Redmond's in the house! 648 00:44:59,045 --> 00:45:03,299 Everybody clap your hands. Yeah, Red! Red! 649 00:45:03,424 --> 00:45:05,718 Yeah, Red.! Red.! 650 00:45:05,843 --> 00:45:07,720 I know you love a good bonfire, Dylan. 651 00:45:10,223 --> 00:45:12,308 Here's a tip. When you're having a conversation with someone... 652 00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:16,270 it's only polite to let them get a word in. 653 00:45:16,396 --> 00:45:18,356 [ Sam Chuckles ] 654 00:45:24,570 --> 00:45:27,740 [ Man ] A lot of folks, they wanna know: What's that one special secret... 655 00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:32,078 - for getting a victory? - Still noJames? 656 00:45:33,454 --> 00:45:35,707 Who was I kidding? He's not interested. 657 00:45:35,790 --> 00:45:37,709 He was just taking pity on me. 658 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,877 Give the guy a little leeway. Between your dad... 659 00:45:39,961 --> 00:45:42,213 and your portable set of Men in Black action figures... 660 00:45:42,297 --> 00:45:44,632 the boy's taking on a huge job here. 661 00:45:44,757 --> 00:45:46,801 ...and that's all you people. 662 00:45:49,470 --> 00:45:53,975 On behalf of the Redmond Knights, / wanna thank each and every one of you. 663 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,935 What we do on the field would not be possible... 664 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,478 without what you do off the field. 665 00:45:57,603 --> 00:45:58,980 Are you all right? 666 00:45:59,105 --> 00:46:01,774 Okay, I need backup. I really like this guy. 667 00:46:01,899 --> 00:46:04,902 What happened to all the ones you've been kissing since school started? 668 00:46:04,986 --> 00:46:08,114 When I really like a guy, it means I'm not gonna kiss him. 669 00:46:10,742 --> 00:46:13,077 All right. Long story short, we went to school together... 670 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:16,164 and I've loved him ever since spandex was in. 671 00:46:16,247 --> 00:46:18,958 I asked him to meet me here tonight, but... 672 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:21,961 I never thought he would. 673 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:26,758 Your offensive captain,John Young. 674 00:46:28,635 --> 00:46:31,012 Give it up for big Buck Rich on defense. 675 00:46:31,137 --> 00:46:34,265 - [ Cheering ] - Hi, Samantha. 676 00:46:35,725 --> 00:46:39,437 Welcome to Redmond. Nice to meet you. 677 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,481 Excuse me. It's always about you, Sam. 678 00:46:41,564 --> 00:46:43,483 Mia, wait. Where you going? 679 00:46:43,566 --> 00:46:45,985 Supposed to hang out. 680 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,154 Hey, I'll see you later, all right? 681 00:46:51,616 --> 00:46:54,702 [ Woman Singing Hip-hop ] 682 00:46:54,827 --> 00:46:56,788 [ Continues ] 683 00:46:58,915 --> 00:47:00,833 So, Mia, did you talk to her about rushing yet? 684 00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:03,461 Not yet. 685 00:47:03,544 --> 00:47:05,463 Hey, did you invite her to our party? 686 00:47:05,546 --> 00:47:07,465 You still wanna invite her after what happened at the last one? 687 00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:09,467 Are we supposed to salute or say the Pledge of Allegiance? 688 00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:12,762 Hands off the roommate's personals. Only I can touch 'em. 689 00:47:12,887 --> 00:47:16,516 Dude, can't believe we're partying in, like, Dorm Room One. 690 00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:20,895 "Hey, Mia, what's she like?" "Get to see her naked?" 691 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,982 "Can we all just stand in line to kiss her ass?" 692 00:47:24,065 --> 00:47:28,194 I'm so sick of all things Samantha. 693 00:47:28,319 --> 00:47:31,030 [ Man ] Does she have a boyfriend? She is so hot. 694 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:34,033 - [ Man #2 ] Oh,yeah. - I don't believe that's any of your business. 695 00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:36,327 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 696 00:47:43,459 --> 00:47:45,378 What's going on, Mia? 697 00:47:47,547 --> 00:47:50,341 What's going on is this isn't working out. 698 00:47:51,634 --> 00:47:53,928 It's too hard. 699 00:47:55,471 --> 00:47:58,516 Is it that you don't like living with all the attention, Mia? 700 00:47:58,599 --> 00:48:02,687 - Or that you don't like living without it? - Excuse me? 701 00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:05,023 I think you're used to being the center of things. 702 00:48:05,106 --> 00:48:07,233 As a matter of fact, I am. 703 00:48:07,358 --> 00:48:09,527 Naturally. Normally. 704 00:48:09,610 --> 00:48:13,531 What you got going on is a whole lot of genetic limelight. 705 00:48:16,701 --> 00:48:21,205 I think that you're acting really unreasonably right now. 706 00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:24,000 So why don't we just step outside. Maybe calm down. 707 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:26,336 No, I'm not counting to 10. I'm not writing up some itinerary. 708 00:48:26,461 --> 00:48:28,921 Right here, right now, let's have this out. 709 00:48:29,047 --> 00:48:31,174 And for once, Sam, say something that you wanna say... 710 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:32,759 and not what someone wrote for you. 711 00:48:32,884 --> 00:48:34,886 Just be you. Whoever that is. 712 00:48:34,969 --> 00:48:37,013 This from a woman who will kiss anyone with lips... 713 00:48:37,138 --> 00:48:40,016 but saves abstinence for the one person she really cares about? 714 00:48:42,143 --> 00:48:44,270 Well, you know what? At least I can admit I'm messed up. 715 00:48:44,395 --> 00:48:47,231 You're so desperate to make everybody like you, you let people use me to get to you... 716 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,609 and then you act like you don't see what's happening. 717 00:48:49,692 --> 00:48:53,196 You let people use you, regardless of whether I am around, Mia. 718 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:55,073 You make that choice all of the time... 719 00:48:55,156 --> 00:48:57,825 so don't blame your genetically lit roommate. 720 00:48:58,868 --> 00:49:01,245 And don't draw on my parents. 721 00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:03,247 It's not nice. 722 00:49:06,918 --> 00:49:09,128 [ Woman Singing Hip-hop ] 723 00:49:09,253 --> 00:49:12,131 [ Fades ] 724 00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:14,717 - Oh, my God. - [ Door Slams ] 725 00:49:16,511 --> 00:49:19,597 - [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Cheerleaders, /ndistinct ] 726 00:49:22,475 --> 00:49:24,894 You really shouldn't sleep in that position. 727 00:49:25,019 --> 00:49:27,188 It's bad for your neck. 728 00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:31,484 I deserve it. 729 00:49:31,609 --> 00:49:34,487 I'm the devil. See? 730 00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:38,032 Oh, you are. 731 00:49:38,157 --> 00:49:40,827 I wouldn't wanna be friends with me either. Mm-mmm. 732 00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:43,162 Reduced security or not. 733 00:49:44,956 --> 00:49:47,792 I just have to face it. My life will never be normal. 734 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:51,170 And what exactly is so bad about that? 735 00:49:54,173 --> 00:49:57,302 The last time I had privacy I was in utero. 736 00:49:57,385 --> 00:50:01,806 [ Snickers ] Imagine what it's like to have your whole life picked out for you. 737 00:50:03,891 --> 00:50:08,855 Imagine... never being alone and always feeling lonely. 738 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:12,483 All / ever wanted was to get my key... 739 00:50:12,567 --> 00:50:16,195 get in a beat-up little Volkswagen, and drive off to college. 740 00:50:16,321 --> 00:50:20,825 You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid, completely devoid of gratitude. 741 00:50:22,744 --> 00:50:25,371 Actually, I think I completely understand what you're going through. 742 00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:29,709 - You do? - This one time, / won the class spelling bee. 743 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:33,546 / couldn't get from point "A'"to point "B'" without people watching my every move. 744 00:50:33,671 --> 00:50:36,007 / had to avoid the press, the paparazzi. 745 00:50:36,090 --> 00:50:39,385 And the women. My God, the women, Sam. 746 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:41,929 The number of training bras that were left in my locker... 747 00:50:42,055 --> 00:50:44,724 could fill the support needs of an entire country. 748 00:50:44,807 --> 00:50:47,060 So, listen, about last night. 749 00:50:49,270 --> 00:50:52,732 You're my R.A. It's forbidden. 750 00:50:52,857 --> 00:50:54,901 / get it. 751 00:50:55,026 --> 00:50:56,903 It's actually not just the R.A. thing. 752 00:50:57,028 --> 00:51:00,406 Oh, the other thing. 753 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:02,784 Most guys have to deal with meeting the dad. 754 00:51:02,909 --> 00:51:05,578 My dates have to charm the commander-in-chief. 755 00:51:05,662 --> 00:51:07,747 Note to fathers worldwide: 756 00:51:07,872 --> 00:51:11,292 In order to keep your daughters from getting any action... 757 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,294 become the president. 758 00:51:15,088 --> 00:51:17,048 You were hoping to get some action? 759 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:24,389 [ Chuckles ] You need some air? 760 00:51:24,472 --> 00:51:27,517 / think / could use a little air. 761 00:51:30,436 --> 00:51:32,772 I'll just go get changed. 762 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:38,611 Come on. 763 00:51:45,994 --> 00:51:48,121 Shh. Shh. Shh. 764 00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:50,623 - I got your shoes. Come on. - Oh, thank you. 765 00:51:50,748 --> 00:51:53,876 [James ] My dad used to take me to a spot like this. 766 00:51:56,462 --> 00:51:58,798 He would always say that the world was a tough place... 767 00:51:58,881 --> 00:52:03,303 and you needed total self-reliance to survive it. 768 00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,305 He must be proud of you. 769 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,850 Yeah, if he was, he definitely wouldn't say so. 770 00:52:14,022 --> 00:52:15,940 Let's say you do please your father... 771 00:52:16,024 --> 00:52:20,403 and you are completely successful and completely self-reliant... 772 00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:23,364 and you know that he's proud of you. 773 00:52:23,489 --> 00:52:25,408 Then what? 774 00:52:28,036 --> 00:52:30,371 It's tough to imagine, right? 775 00:52:30,496 --> 00:52:33,124 Because then you'd actually have to figure out what you want. 776 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,669 You've thought about this before, huh? 777 00:52:38,296 --> 00:52:40,173 Every day of my life. 778 00:52:50,266 --> 00:52:52,185 Excuse me. 779 00:52:55,355 --> 00:52:58,066 - Let's get back in there. - Come on. You all right? 780 00:52:58,191 --> 00:53:00,360 - How do you do that? - What's that? 781 00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:05,531 When I'm with you, I'm just me- Sam. 782 00:53:05,657 --> 00:53:07,533 I'm not the First Daughter. 783 00:53:09,494 --> 00:53:11,537 I really like it. 784 00:53:11,663 --> 00:53:13,831 You're just- 785 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:18,753 So are you. [ Giggles ] 786 00:53:18,878 --> 00:53:21,214 All right then, let's get back in there. 787 00:53:21,339 --> 00:53:23,216 You lead. 788 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:28,513 [ Bell Rings ] 789 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:30,181 You beat me. 790 00:53:30,306 --> 00:53:32,225 - Oh, no, I kicked your butt. - Thanks. 791 00:53:32,350 --> 00:53:35,895 - Usually people let me win. - Sam, you will never have to worry about that with me. 792 00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:38,022 Thank you. 793 00:53:38,106 --> 00:53:40,024 Good. 794 00:53:42,860 --> 00:53:46,698 - Will you show me how you did that? - Mm-hmm. Excuse me. 795 00:53:46,781 --> 00:53:49,242 We'll go one more time. Just hers. 796 00:53:51,953 --> 00:53:53,913 - I like your bracelet. - Thanks. 797 00:53:54,038 --> 00:53:56,749 It's from my dad. It's one charm for every continent... 798 00:53:56,874 --> 00:53:59,085 every country and every election he won. 799 00:53:59,210 --> 00:54:01,546 It's for all of our trips together. 800 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:04,465 - That's cool. Go ahead. - Huh? Oh. 801 00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:15,059 - [ Bell Rings ] - Oh. - Ah. 802 00:54:15,143 --> 00:54:17,061 [ Carny ] Come on, pitcher. Come on.! 803 00:54:17,145 --> 00:54:19,856 [ Carny Continues, /ndistinct ] 804 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,074 For your bracelet. 805 00:54:30,158 --> 00:54:33,786 Just the first of all the trips you're gonna take on your own. 806 00:54:53,014 --> 00:54:54,974 Well, this is my stop. 807 00:54:55,099 --> 00:54:57,894 That's your room. 808 00:54:57,977 --> 00:55:00,146 I like it. It's nice. 809 00:55:00,271 --> 00:55:02,565 Spacious for a double. 810 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:06,319 That's exactly what I said to Mia. 811 00:55:06,402 --> 00:55:08,655 - Well, I had fun. - I had fun. 812 00:55:09,864 --> 00:55:14,327 All right. Well, I guess I should- 813 00:55:14,452 --> 00:55:16,329 Me too. 814 00:55:16,454 --> 00:55:19,749 Well, thank you for tonight. 815 00:55:21,501 --> 00:55:23,878 Good night, Samantha. 816 00:55:24,003 --> 00:55:25,880 Good night. 817 00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:32,011 [ Exasperated Sigh ] 818 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:41,145 James? 819 00:55:58,329 --> 00:56:01,416 - Good night. - Good night. 820 00:56:09,382 --> 00:56:13,136 I know you're mad at me right now, but I kissed him. 821 00:56:15,430 --> 00:56:18,266 Oh, sorry. I'll just- 822 00:56:18,391 --> 00:56:20,810 No, Sam, stay. 823 00:56:20,935 --> 00:56:23,146 Really? 824 00:56:23,271 --> 00:56:25,565 Yeah, really? 825 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:29,360 I really need to hang out with my roommate tonight. 826 00:56:29,444 --> 00:56:32,614 You should go. 827 00:56:32,739 --> 00:56:34,616 All right. 828 00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:44,667 I know I'm hard to live with. 829 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,669 I know you didn't want to be my roommate. 830 00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:49,422 Come with me. 831 00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,179 - Hey. - Hi. 832 00:56:56,304 --> 00:57:01,184 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. It's you! You're here in my room. 833 00:57:01,309 --> 00:57:04,646 Sam, allow me to introduce you to our dorm mate... 834 00:57:04,771 --> 00:57:07,106 Linda, of Paterson, New Jersey. 835 00:57:07,231 --> 00:57:10,443 Plays trombone. My original roommate. 836 00:57:10,526 --> 00:57:13,947 - Nice to meet you. - Oh. 837 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:17,367 Don't... move! 838 00:57:21,412 --> 00:57:25,458 [ Playing "Hail to the Chief' ] 839 00:57:30,546 --> 00:57:33,967 - Wow. - Yeah, wow, right? 840 00:57:34,092 --> 00:57:36,970 Uh, Linda practices four hours a day. 841 00:57:37,053 --> 00:57:40,014 - In her room. - Oh, four. 842 00:57:40,139 --> 00:57:44,310 - Isn't that fantastic? - [ Hysterical Laughing ] 843 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:47,355 Bulletproof glass is looking pretty good right now. 844 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,357 Yeah, it's looking great. 845 00:57:49,482 --> 00:57:51,943 [ Bells Chiming, Distant ] 846 00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:55,530 [ Sam ] Are we good? Are we all set, Liz? 847 00:57:55,655 --> 00:57:58,116 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 848 00:58:03,454 --> 00:58:05,665 Mia, I need you to come with me. 849 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:07,667 I knew you'd change your mind. 850 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,836 Whatever you say. 851 00:58:24,058 --> 00:58:26,019 [ Sam ] Anybody up for a study break? 852 00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:28,730 Okay, what's going on? 853 00:58:28,855 --> 00:58:31,566 Sam? 854 00:58:31,691 --> 00:58:34,110 I'm kidnapping you. 855 00:58:35,361 --> 00:58:39,782 [ Mia ] Dylan. Mr. Motor Mouth. What's up? 856 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:43,119 - [ Sam Chuckles ] - Does he say anything ever? 857 00:58:43,202 --> 00:58:45,121 Come on, Mia. 858 00:58:45,204 --> 00:58:47,874 Please, follow me. 859 00:58:47,957 --> 00:58:51,085 I can't believe I'm on Air Force One. Now, this is a road trip. 860 00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:53,171 Well, you guys have put up with a lot from me... 861 00:58:53,296 --> 00:58:56,841 and I wanted to do something special. 862 00:58:56,924 --> 00:59:00,511 - And who might you be? - This is Charles. 863 00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:03,181 He's here to assist you with anything you may want. 864 00:59:03,264 --> 00:59:07,018 You mean, my every need? My every whim? 865 00:59:07,101 --> 00:59:09,020 Absolutely. 866 00:59:09,103 --> 00:59:12,231 Because I can be whimsical. 867 00:59:12,357 --> 00:59:14,734 - Nice equipment. - Excuse me? 868 00:59:14,859 --> 00:59:16,736 The computers. 869 00:59:18,112 --> 00:59:21,699 - Can you hack into any computer in the world? - Yes. 870 00:59:21,783 --> 00:59:23,743 So that means that, uh, it shouldn't be too hard... 871 00:59:23,868 --> 00:59:25,787 to raise the credit limit on my Neiman's account. 872 00:59:25,912 --> 00:59:28,373 Marjorie is here to help us get ready... 873 00:59:28,456 --> 00:59:30,375 starting with manicures and pedicures. 874 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:33,044 And then when we land, we'll find something to wear. 875 00:59:33,127 --> 00:59:35,046 - James. - Hi. 876 00:59:35,129 --> 00:59:37,715 Every kind of game imaginable is stacked over here. 877 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,094 It's my dad's own private collection. You can sit down. 878 00:59:44,931 --> 00:59:47,350 I hope this isn't too much. 879 00:59:47,433 --> 00:59:51,187 No. Where we going? 880 00:59:51,270 --> 00:59:53,606 It's a surprise. 881 01:00:00,655 --> 01:00:02,740 This is fine. Thank you. 882 01:00:05,285 --> 01:00:06,703 Can I get you something? 883 01:00:06,828 --> 01:00:09,956 [ Sighs ] Is this country great or what? 884 01:00:18,089 --> 01:00:19,966 [ Vehicle Door Opens ] 885 01:00:20,091 --> 01:00:23,386 - Hi, Vera. - Hi. 886 01:00:23,469 --> 01:00:25,471 Thank you for doing this on such short notice. 887 01:00:25,596 --> 01:00:28,224 I'm thrilled to do it. Come with me, ladies. 888 01:00:28,308 --> 01:00:31,060 - [ Bock ] Just a moment please, ma'am. - James... 889 01:00:31,185 --> 01:00:34,522 I have a feeling you're gonna look great in a tux. 890 01:00:34,647 --> 01:00:34,779 - [ Dance Band:Slow Cha-cha ] - [ Reporters Chattering ] Samantha.! Samantha.! 891 01:00:34,814 --> 01:00:37,817 - [ Dance Band:Slow Cha-cha ] - [ Reporters Chattering ] Samantha.! Samantha.! 892 01:00:37,942 --> 01:00:40,320 - Just one picture, Sam.! - [ Sam ] Sorry we're late. 893 01:00:40,445 --> 01:00:42,447 - Don't be. - [ Female Reporter ] You look lovely. 894 01:00:42,530 --> 01:00:45,908 - Can we get a picture of you, Sam? - Sam, who's your date? 895 01:00:46,034 --> 01:00:48,536 - Who are you wearing? - Samantha, right here. 896 01:00:48,661 --> 01:00:50,538 - Sam, how about a kiss? - [ Reporter] Sam. 897 01:00:50,663 --> 01:00:54,667 - Sam,just a second. Over here. Talk to us for just a second. - [ Sam ] I was right. 898 01:00:56,628 --> 01:01:02,550 [ Man Singing Cha-cha ] 899 01:01:07,597 --> 01:01:12,393 - It's beautiful. - [ Continues ] 900 01:01:12,518 --> 01:01:14,479 Hi. 901 01:01:27,158 --> 01:01:30,244 [ Guests Chattering ] 902 01:01:33,122 --> 01:01:38,670 - Mia and James. - Gotcha. Hey, baby. How are you doin'? 903 01:01:38,753 --> 01:01:41,422 - Good. Hey, Mom. - Beautiful. I'm glad you're here. 904 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,718 Mr. and Mrs. President? Mia Thompson. 905 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:48,554 - Oh. - The one in the thong? 906 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,724 - Oh. Hey, Mia. How are you doin'? - Hi. 907 01:01:51,849 --> 01:01:53,851 - Mia, would you like a photo? - Oh,yeah. 908 01:01:57,397 --> 01:02:00,045 - Thanks. - Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A. and my b- 909 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,694 - Thanks. - Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A. and my b- 910 01:02:02,777 --> 01:02:06,572 - Mr. President, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir. - Pleasure to meet you,James. 911 01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:10,702 - And my mother. - Mrs. Mackenzie, you're even lovelier in person. 912 01:02:10,785 --> 01:02:12,704 Please, call me Melanie. 913 01:02:12,787 --> 01:02:14,914 Sir,John Armstrong has arrived. 914 01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:16,916 - Oh, yeah. Excuse me. - [ Slow Swing ] 915 01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:19,002 Right this way, sir. 916 01:02:20,044 --> 01:02:23,756 [ Continues ] 917 01:02:23,881 --> 01:02:25,758 - [ Woman ] Mia. - Hi. 918 01:02:25,883 --> 01:02:28,011 - You look lovely tonight. - Thanks. 919 01:02:28,136 --> 01:02:31,431 - We have you seated with some very nice people. - Mmm. Important, I hope. 920 01:02:31,514 --> 01:02:36,185 - Sam, can we go talk somewhere? - [ Man Singing Slow Swing ] 921 01:02:36,311 --> 01:02:39,772 - [ Continues ] - Sure. 922 01:02:46,863 --> 01:02:49,949 Oh, my goodness. She's beautiful. 923 01:03:08,176 --> 01:03:10,136 - Place your right hand- - What are you doing? 924 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,472 - I'm dancing with you. - No one else is dancing. 925 01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:16,893 And isn't it a shame? Here, on my waist. 926 01:03:16,976 --> 01:03:19,687 - I need a minute alone with you. - And I need your left hand. 927 01:03:27,362 --> 01:03:30,406 - We shouldn't do this. - Why not? 928 01:03:31,491 --> 01:03:34,702 It's a free country. I don't care what he says. 929 01:03:34,827 --> 01:03:36,913 Call out the National Guard. 930 01:03:36,996 --> 01:03:40,750 Nothing is stopping me from dancing with you tonight. 931 01:03:41,876 --> 01:03:47,590 Tonight I am making my own itinerary, and it happens to feel great. 932 01:03:54,472 --> 01:03:56,849 [ Liz ] Sam- 933 01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:59,686 - Go away. - Okay. Never mind. 934 01:04:04,023 --> 01:04:06,901 - I'm gonna spin now. - Sam- 935 01:04:14,158 --> 01:04:16,869 [ Sighing ] 936 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:47,066 [ Slows ] 937 01:04:47,191 --> 01:04:50,403 [ Ends ] 938 01:04:50,528 --> 01:04:53,072 [ President ] We're here to have fun and have a few laughs. 939 01:04:53,197 --> 01:04:56,951 And if /'m lucky, maybe /'ll get to dance with my beautiful wife, Melanie. 940 01:04:57,076 --> 01:04:58,953 - What do you think, Mel? - You are so lucky. 941 01:04:59,078 --> 01:05:02,582 - [ Laughter, Applause ] - Have a good time tonight. 942 01:05:02,707 --> 01:05:05,168 [ Band: Slow Latin ] 943 01:05:12,759 --> 01:05:15,678 [ Mia ] Hey, Sam- Vanuatu really a country? 944 01:05:15,762 --> 01:05:17,764 'Cause this boy told me he's the ambassador. 945 01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:20,850 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Woman Singing Slow Latin ] 946 01:05:20,933 --> 01:05:22,539 - You are as beautiful as my country. - [ Fades ] 947 01:05:22,574 --> 01:05:24,145 - You are as beautiful as my country. - [ Fades ] 948 01:05:24,270 --> 01:05:27,231 - Samantha, a few questions, this way. - Sam- Samantha... 949 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,901 What do you feel about your father's domestic policy... 950 01:05:30,026 --> 01:05:31,444 and how does it affect you? 951 01:05:31,569 --> 01:05:33,446 /s your education hurt by it? 952 01:05:33,571 --> 01:05:36,658 I think my father's administration gives a great deal of attention to its- 953 01:05:36,783 --> 01:05:38,743 [ Woman ] You know he's a fraud. 954 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:45,124 Take his college tuition tax exemption initiative. 955 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:48,127 - Your dad is a fraud. - Yeah, your daddy's a fraud. 956 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:50,213 - Hey, back off, man. - [ Chatter ] 957 01:05:50,296 --> 01:05:53,216 - There are a lot of protesters here. Have you talked to- - [ Tires Squealing ] 958 01:05:53,299 --> 01:05:57,053 - [ Woman Screams ] - [ Reporter ] Keep going. Stay with the shot. 959 01:05:57,136 --> 01:05:59,555 [ Bock ] Emergency motorcade.! Lucky Charm on the way.! 960 01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:02,892 [ Siren Wailing, Approaching ] 961 01:06:02,976 --> 01:06:04,894 Stay with me! 962 01:06:04,978 --> 01:06:07,981 - What about Mia? - They'll take care of her. 963 01:06:08,106 --> 01:06:11,734 - Go! Go! - [ Bock ] Lucky Charm is at location six. 964 01:06:15,655 --> 01:06:18,741 - [ Tires Squeal ] - [ Bock ] Roger that. We're takin' her home. 965 01:06:20,159 --> 01:06:22,370 - [ Radio Beeps ] - Lucky Charm secure. 966 01:06:24,998 --> 01:06:27,625 [ Tires Squealing ] 967 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:05,246 - You okay? - Don't. 968 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,917 Was there anybody who didn't know except for me? 969 01:07:10,043 --> 01:07:13,087 I feel so humiliated. 970 01:07:15,673 --> 01:07:19,052 Do you know that every day I get... 971 01:07:19,135 --> 01:07:24,223 at least a half a dozen threats against you- every day? 972 01:07:24,349 --> 01:07:28,895 As your father, I couldn't live with myself if something ever happened to you. 973 01:07:30,021 --> 01:07:32,482 As a president... 974 01:07:32,607 --> 01:07:36,945 this country can't afford to have anything happen to you right now. 975 01:07:39,030 --> 01:07:43,409 What could I do, Sam? What choice did I have? 976 01:07:45,078 --> 01:07:48,873 You had the choice to be honest with me. 977 01:07:48,957 --> 01:07:53,753 You had the choice not to lie to me- as my father and as the president. 978 01:07:56,339 --> 01:07:58,716 [ Sighs, Quietly ] Oh, man. 979 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:10,853 Hon, I know you thought he was your friend. 980 01:08:12,272 --> 01:08:15,775 If you want, [ Inhales ] we can replace him. 981 01:08:18,444 --> 01:08:20,196 Won't he lose his job? 982 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,408 He'll be transferred from First Family detail, but no. 983 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,452 No- Find another position. 984 01:08:26,577 --> 01:08:28,788 But not the right position. 985 01:08:28,913 --> 01:08:30,790 He's in line to work for me. 986 01:08:30,873 --> 01:08:33,543 And, yeah, that's where most agents want to end up. 987 01:08:42,427 --> 01:08:44,429 No. He can stay. 988 01:08:46,472 --> 01:08:49,017 I really hope someday you understand this. 989 01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,812 I do. 990 01:08:55,106 --> 01:08:57,692 That is what is so disappointing. 991 01:09:05,617 --> 01:09:09,329 I thought I'd finally found someone who'd like me for me. 992 01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:12,290 So how do you know his feelings for you weren't real? 993 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:18,963 - He was just doing his job. - [ Chuckles ] That's crap. He wanted you. 994 01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:22,842 Watch. Go back and act like nothing happened. 995 01:09:22,967 --> 01:09:24,969 Better yet, date somebody. 996 01:09:25,094 --> 01:09:28,139 There's nothing a man wants more than something he can't have. 997 01:09:31,517 --> 01:09:36,397 [ Bells Chiming, Distant ] 998 01:09:40,026 --> 01:09:41,903 - [ Man ] Hey, there's Samantha. - [ Woman ] Hey, Sam. 999 01:09:42,028 --> 01:09:43,988 Hey, Samantha. 1000 01:09:53,539 --> 01:09:55,875 - Sam. - James. 1001 01:09:58,044 --> 01:09:59,963 I just wanted to thank you. 1002 01:10:00,046 --> 01:10:02,423 I crossed a line, and you could have had me fired for that... 1003 01:10:02,548 --> 01:10:04,968 and I just wanted to say that I appreciate it. 1004 01:10:07,845 --> 01:10:09,806 [ Woman ] Hey, Sam. 1005 01:10:11,224 --> 01:10:14,394 Sam, I'm really sorry that I had to deceive you. 1006 01:10:14,519 --> 01:10:17,563 - [ Pop On Speaker] - We're all living Pinocchios, right? 1007 01:10:17,689 --> 01:10:20,233 [ Woman Singing Pop On Speaker ] 1008 01:10:20,358 --> 01:10:24,404 [ Continues Louder ] 1009 01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:44,090 - I'm here for my birth control appointment. - [ Continues ] 1010 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:46,092 - Uh, Miss Mackenzie? - Yes. 1011 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:48,720 - It's not really for me. - Uh-huh. 1012 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,389 - I'm trying to make this guy jealous. - Of course. 1013 01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:55,268 - No. Seriously. - [ Sam And Man Laughing ] 1014 01:10:55,393 --> 01:10:58,771 Okay. How do you make a tissue dance? 1015 01:10:58,896 --> 01:11:00,773 You put a little boogie into it. 1016 01:11:00,898 --> 01:11:02,775 [ Both Laugh ] 1017 01:11:02,942 --> 01:11:07,363 [ Continues ] 1018 01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:15,079 Okay. I'm beginning to regret the outfit choice. 1019 01:11:15,163 --> 01:11:18,207 Who was I kidding? I can't pull this off. 1020 01:11:18,291 --> 01:11:22,378 - /s it even working? - You got yourself into this. You're gonna follow through. 1021 01:11:22,462 --> 01:11:25,006 - [ Man ] Hey, ladies. Lookin'good. - You're right. 1022 01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:28,968 - 'S'up? - Besides, I have a date expecting me. 1023 01:11:29,093 --> 01:11:31,596 - What's his name again? - Frank. 1024 01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:33,973 [ Ends ] 1025 01:11:34,098 --> 01:11:37,268 - Can I speak frankly, Frank? - [ Woman Singing Rock, /ndistinct ] 1026 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:44,317 The life of the college student is really growing on me. 1027 01:11:44,442 --> 01:11:49,364 - And furthermore, you're really growing on me. - Thanks. 1028 01:11:49,489 --> 01:11:51,324 Bock, from Lamson. She's wasted. 1029 01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:55,828 - Is my date a babe or what? - Yeah, I guess so. 1030 01:11:56,955 --> 01:11:58,748 We're federal agents. This is illegal. 1031 01:11:58,831 --> 01:12:01,209 [ Rock, Faster ] 1032 01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:03,795 [ Bock ] Be advised, it's my responsibility. 1033 01:12:03,878 --> 01:12:07,924 - Let's cut the chatter. - [ Woman Singing Fast Rock ] 1034 01:12:08,007 --> 01:12:10,426 [ Bock ] We're movin'. 1035 01:12:14,305 --> 01:12:17,725 - [ Crowd Hooting ] - Check it out. 1036 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:21,688 - [ Continues ] - [ Crowd Whistling ] 1037 01:12:24,524 --> 01:12:27,694 - Ah! - [ Cheering, Whistling Continues ] 1038 01:12:35,994 --> 01:12:40,248 Bock, do something. This is too much. Sam, what are you doing? 1039 01:12:40,373 --> 01:12:42,750 Whoo! 1040 01:12:45,211 --> 01:12:47,171 - [ Crowd ] Ohh! - [ Sam Yelps ] 1041 01:12:50,383 --> 01:12:52,302 [ Fades ] 1042 01:12:52,385 --> 01:12:54,679 Put me down,James. I'm not four years old. 1043 01:12:54,762 --> 01:12:56,723 - Put me down. I can walk. - [ Horn ] - [ Wolf Whistle ] 1044 01:12:56,848 --> 01:12:58,266 Yeah. The thing is, you can't. 1045 01:12:58,391 --> 01:13:00,310 So why don't you just let me help you, Samantha? 1046 01:13:00,393 --> 01:13:03,021 Why should I trust you? 1047 01:13:03,104 --> 01:13:06,065 You lied to me. You made me like you. 1048 01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:08,067 Why are you a Secret Service agent? 1049 01:13:08,192 --> 01:13:11,654 Honestly, right now I'm just tryin' to get through this and do my job. 1050 01:13:11,738 --> 01:13:15,825 - Which, by the way, you're making very difficult. - Oh. Really? 1051 01:13:15,908 --> 01:13:18,328 - [ Sighs ] - [ Samantha Laughing ] 1052 01:13:18,411 --> 01:13:22,832 Why are you doin' this, Sam? This isn't you. 1053 01:13:22,915 --> 01:13:25,168 [ Laughing ] 1054 01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:30,089 Whoo! This is me,James- 1055 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:34,260 me without you. [ Humming ] 1056 01:14:00,787 --> 01:14:02,664 What was that? 1057 01:14:04,457 --> 01:14:06,376 I was just sayin' good night. 1058 01:14:06,459 --> 01:14:10,922 What is this? /s this some kind of game to you,James? 1059 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:13,841 - No. - You don't have to pretend anymore. 1060 01:14:13,967 --> 01:14:15,843 You're an amazing girl. 1061 01:14:15,969 --> 01:14:20,390 Would you stop it? Just stop lying to me. 1062 01:14:20,473 --> 01:14:23,935 What could I have given you, Sam? I don't have anything to offer you. 1063 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:26,020 You're the president's daughter, for Chrissake. 1064 01:14:26,145 --> 01:14:28,564 I've spent... 1065 01:14:28,648 --> 01:14:32,485 almost my entire life with people smiling at me... 1066 01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:36,614 and laughing at my jokes and telling me how special I am... 1067 01:14:36,739 --> 01:14:41,786 and how great I am and how nice and smart. 1068 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:45,498 And right now I don't know if any of that was true. 1069 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:50,753 Maybe it was all some kind of an act. / don't know. 1070 01:14:52,672 --> 01:14:57,927 What if I was different? What if I was just like everybody else,James? 1071 01:15:00,596 --> 01:15:02,515 How would you feel about me then? 1072 01:15:04,475 --> 01:15:07,020 You just don't get it. Things aren't different. 1073 01:15:07,145 --> 01:15:10,607 What if they were? / think you owe me at least this. 1074 01:15:13,318 --> 01:15:18,114 Forget image. [ Sighs ] 1075 01:15:18,197 --> 01:15:20,658 Forget politics. Forget- 1076 01:15:22,035 --> 01:15:25,913 Forget everything else but who I am right now in here. 1077 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:33,546 If things were different. 1078 01:15:35,214 --> 01:15:37,175 If things were different... 1079 01:15:39,093 --> 01:15:41,554 I'd still follow you around all the time... 1080 01:15:43,723 --> 01:15:48,686 because I wanted to, not because I had to. 1081 01:15:54,442 --> 01:15:57,153 Good night, Sam. 1082 01:15:57,236 --> 01:16:00,865 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 1083 01:16:03,743 --> 01:16:06,204 [ Phone Rings ] 1084 01:16:06,287 --> 01:16:08,247 - [ Mia ] She's not up yet. - [ Hangs Up Receiver ] 1085 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:13,920 [ Phone Rings ] 1086 01:16:14,045 --> 01:16:15,922 - She's not here. - [ Hangs Up ] 1087 01:16:17,048 --> 01:16:19,509 [ Phone Rings ] 1088 01:16:19,592 --> 01:16:22,470 Hello. You have reached Moviefone. 1089 01:16:22,595 --> 01:16:26,599 If you know the name of the movie you'd like to watch, stay on the line. 1090 01:16:26,724 --> 01:16:28,685 - [ Hangs Up ] - Sorry about all the calls. 1091 01:16:28,768 --> 01:16:31,604 Don't worry about it. 1092 01:16:31,729 --> 01:16:36,442 You know, you are quite the photogenic young lady. I would kill for your ass. 1093 01:16:38,778 --> 01:16:40,989 [ /n Cockney Accent ] And Frankie likes it a lot. 1094 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:45,118 [ Phone Rings ] 1095 01:16:45,243 --> 01:16:46,786 Take a number, buddy. 1096 01:16:46,911 --> 01:16:49,706 Oh. Hey, Liz. 1097 01:16:49,789 --> 01:16:52,375 You have to take this one. 1098 01:16:56,921 --> 01:17:00,049 - Hi. - Sam, your father is extremely disappointed. 1099 01:17:00,133 --> 01:17:02,135 Is there anything else we need to know? 1100 01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:04,637 It was just one night, Liz- 1101 01:17:04,762 --> 01:17:09,142 one very- [ Sighs ] bad night. 1102 01:17:09,267 --> 01:17:12,145 I don't wanna know about your night. I wanna know about your boyfriend. 1103 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:15,023 What are you talking about? Just put him on. 1104 01:17:15,148 --> 01:17:18,067 - Sir, she wants to talk to you. - I don't wanna talk to her. 1105 01:17:18,151 --> 01:17:20,653 - She went too far this time. Send in the media rep. - Yes, sir. 1106 01:17:20,778 --> 01:17:22,655 He doesn't want to talk to you, Sam. 1107 01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:26,075 He's there right now, isn't he? I can hear him. 1108 01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:30,204 - Really, he doesn't. Bye. - I think he's got some good ideas. 1109 01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:32,290 Sam. 1110 01:17:37,795 --> 01:17:40,048 - [ Door Slams ] - James. 1111 01:17:45,053 --> 01:17:47,513 - Who are you? - I'm Agent Dryer, ma'am. 1112 01:17:47,639 --> 01:17:50,016 Mr. Lamson is no longer on this detail. 1113 01:18:03,029 --> 01:18:05,823 So, what does it mean? 1114 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:08,910 Anyone? 1115 01:18:10,995 --> 01:18:12,956 Anyone? 1116 01:18:14,666 --> 01:18:18,544 At the end of the day, the prince is-is what? 1117 01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:22,048 - Just a prince. - Go on. 1118 01:18:23,675 --> 01:18:27,720 Didn't matter how much he trusted or gave of himself... 1119 01:18:27,845 --> 01:18:30,515 or his possessions. 1120 01:18:30,598 --> 01:18:36,562 At the end of the day, the prince is and will always be... 1121 01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:42,485 just a prince. 1122 01:18:45,196 --> 01:18:48,616 He'll always be different. 1123 01:18:48,741 --> 01:18:50,994 [ Woman On Speaker ] After Samantha Mackenzie's table dance last night... 1124 01:18:51,077 --> 01:18:53,830 - a shroud of embarrassment surrounds the White House today. - [ All Murmuring ] 1125 01:18:53,913 --> 01:18:57,375 Let's go live toJeff Michael as he tells us more about her alleged affair. 1126 01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:59,419 [ Michael ] The White House has no comment regarding... 1127 01:18:59,544 --> 01:19:01,754 a jealous brawl involving Samantha Mackenzie... 1128 01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:04,757 nor do they have anything to say about her alleged relationship... 1129 01:19:04,841 --> 01:19:06,759 with one ofher Secret Service agents. 1130 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,761 Reporting live from Redmond University- 1131 01:19:20,607 --> 01:19:26,529 [ Sobbing ] 1132 01:19:43,630 --> 01:19:47,008 [ Door Opens ] 1133 01:19:48,593 --> 01:19:51,846 - What are you doing here? - [ Chuckles ] 1134 01:19:51,971 --> 01:19:53,973 Well, the question on my mind, Samantha, is: 1135 01:19:54,098 --> 01:19:55,516 What have you been doing here? 1136 01:19:57,143 --> 01:20:00,146 - [ Door Closes ] - Been a three-point drop in the polls... 1137 01:20:00,271 --> 01:20:02,523 since your little table dance. 1138 01:20:05,443 --> 01:20:07,320 Is it that bad? 1139 01:20:07,445 --> 01:20:10,698 You've gotta know that we are in the race of our lives. 1140 01:20:11,824 --> 01:20:14,202 We were elected to set an example. 1141 01:20:14,327 --> 01:20:20,083 They expect more of us. That's the life we've chosen. 1142 01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:22,669 I didn't choose anything, Mom. 1143 01:20:22,752 --> 01:20:26,673 And I didn't run for anything. Nobody elected me, remember? 1144 01:20:26,798 --> 01:20:31,260 Like it or not, chosen or not... 1145 01:20:31,344 --> 01:20:34,514 you are the daughter of the president of the United States. 1146 01:20:34,639 --> 01:20:40,144 Your father and I need you. Now, we need to be the First Family. 1147 01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:42,814 You want me to leave school? 1148 01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:50,446 When President Harding was elected, Florence Harding said... 1149 01:20:50,530 --> 01:20:55,743 "Warren, I got you the presidency. Now what are you gonna do with it?" 1150 01:20:57,078 --> 01:21:00,540 So, let's get your father the presidency... again- 1151 01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,542 see what he does with it. 1152 01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:05,878 /t's his time. 1153 01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:08,881 You're asking me to join the campaign? 1154 01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:12,135 Mm-mmm. I'm not asking. 1155 01:21:17,724 --> 01:21:19,767 [ Door Opens ] 1156 01:21:37,577 --> 01:21:43,541 [ Woman Vocalizing Softly ] 1157 01:22:00,266 --> 01:22:04,520 [ Woman Singing Slow Pop Waltz ] 1158 01:22:04,604 --> 01:22:06,981 [ Continues ] 1159 01:22:47,105 --> 01:22:52,068 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 1160 01:22:55,780 --> 01:22:57,740 Good evening, miss. 1161 01:23:02,578 --> 01:23:04,747 I guess you heard, Samantha Mackenzie raising money... 1162 01:23:04,831 --> 01:23:07,458 for her dad's reelection one dollar at a time. 1163 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:11,504 [ Laughter, Applause ] Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That's - That's the big story. 1164 01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:13,381 Here's the best part. The Secret Service agent... 1165 01:23:13,506 --> 01:23:16,426 who knocked out the guy at the bar where Samantha was stripping- 1166 01:23:16,509 --> 01:23:19,095 Turns out, that Secret Service agent is her boyfriend. 1167 01:23:19,178 --> 01:23:21,097 - [ Fades ] - [ Audience ] Ooh.! 1168 01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:24,517 And with the help of hard workin' people like you, we can win this thing. 1169 01:23:24,601 --> 01:23:28,021 - Thank you, Motor City! - [ Cheering ] 1170 01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:32,609 [ Chanting ] Mackenzie.! Mackenzie.! [ Continues ] 1171 01:23:32,692 --> 01:23:37,614 [ Man ] We're here to discuss your proposed removal as a disciplinary action. 1172 01:23:37,697 --> 01:23:40,533 Your record is exceptional, but looking at this report... 1173 01:23:40,658 --> 01:23:43,703 I have my doubts about your ability to continue as an agent. 1174 01:23:43,828 --> 01:23:45,872 I understand. 1175 01:23:45,997 --> 01:23:48,875 So please tell this panel why we should allow you to continue as an agent. 1176 01:23:50,668 --> 01:23:52,545 My father was an agent. 1177 01:23:52,670 --> 01:23:56,799 - And my grandfather was before- - But they're not the ones under review here. You are. 1178 01:23:56,883 --> 01:24:00,928 And if you had a different father or grandfather, you wouldn't have this opportunity. 1179 01:24:03,264 --> 01:24:06,976 You know, as a little kid... 1180 01:24:07,060 --> 01:24:11,606 I always dreamt about standing on the sidelines of history, protecting others- 1181 01:24:11,731 --> 01:24:14,984 maybe even the president himself. 1182 01:24:15,068 --> 01:24:20,949 Well, I had the opportunity to protect a pretty remarkable person. 1183 01:24:21,074 --> 01:24:23,993 Do you have anything to say to defend your actions? 1184 01:24:24,077 --> 01:24:26,162 You trained me to expect the unexpected. 1185 01:24:26,245 --> 01:24:30,875 And I tried... not to feel anything. I tried to keep my distance... 1186 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,919 but I... 1187 01:24:34,003 --> 01:24:37,757 fell deeper... and deeper. 1188 01:24:37,882 --> 01:24:41,177 /fhaving those feelings means losing myjob... 1189 01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:43,096 then that's a loss I am prepared to take. 1190 01:24:44,931 --> 01:24:50,770 You and I know that mistakes made in our line of work could mean someone's life. 1191 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:53,773 So I'm sorry. 1192 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:57,402 You'll be on suspension pending your removal... 1193 01:24:57,527 --> 01:25:00,530 and you should start to think about other alternatives. 1194 01:25:05,785 --> 01:25:09,205 - [ Staff Members Chattering Low ] - [ Man ]... his humor, his charisma. 1195 01:25:09,289 --> 01:25:11,416 [ Woman ] Have we confirmed these numbers? 1196 01:25:11,499 --> 01:25:14,043 - [ Chatter Continues ] - And did she sign for them? 1197 01:25:14,127 --> 01:25:17,255 - Well, the only thing- - Well, that's why we chose this venue. 1198 01:25:17,338 --> 01:25:19,674 - New Hampshire worked, right? - We're not in New Hampshire anymore. 1199 01:25:19,799 --> 01:25:23,761 - Most people want to hear about foreign markets. - Pardon me. 1200 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:28,600 - Hey. How are you doin'? - Good. 1201 01:25:28,683 --> 01:25:30,643 You okay? 1202 01:25:35,523 --> 01:25:37,775 Sam... 1203 01:25:37,859 --> 01:25:39,777 you're unhappy. 1204 01:25:39,861 --> 01:25:42,989 I get it. But if you're going to be here, be here. 1205 01:25:43,114 --> 01:25:45,033 Because there's a lot at stake... 1206 01:25:45,158 --> 01:25:48,745 and I really need you to act like a grown-up right now. 1207 01:25:48,828 --> 01:25:52,457 Obviously, I understand there is a lot at stake, Dad. 1208 01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:56,336 I have been standing by your side with Mom my entire life. 1209 01:25:56,461 --> 01:25:58,421 That's why I came home. 1210 01:25:58,504 --> 01:26:01,883 You don't have to tell me how important it is to be with the people you love. 1211 01:26:02,008 --> 01:26:07,847 I am here. If you want me to be a grown-up, then you have to allow it. 1212 01:26:13,311 --> 01:26:15,271 [ Tapping On Microphone, Feedback ] 1213 01:26:17,857 --> 01:26:20,944 - What's goin' on with Sam? - Uh- 1214 01:26:21,027 --> 01:26:23,947 - What is it? - Well... 1215 01:26:24,030 --> 01:26:27,533 remember when she was little and she found that frog... 1216 01:26:27,659 --> 01:26:29,202 and we wouldn't let her keep it... 1217 01:26:29,327 --> 01:26:35,208 and she got that really stubborn little... unbelievably cute look on her face? 1218 01:26:37,001 --> 01:26:40,296 - Yes. - She just made that face again. 1219 01:26:42,298 --> 01:26:46,052 Man. Here I am about to go onstage- 1220 01:26:46,177 --> 01:26:48,554 she puts her old man in his place. 1221 01:26:50,223 --> 01:26:53,393 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 1222 01:26:54,394 --> 01:26:56,771 And? 1223 01:26:56,896 --> 01:26:58,856 And, uh- 1224 01:27:01,025 --> 01:27:03,820 - I dunno. Good for her. - [ Man ] Will someone get the president? 1225 01:27:03,903 --> 01:27:06,322 - [ Woman ] It's time to go, Mr. President. - Ready? 1226 01:27:07,407 --> 01:27:09,784 Let's go. 1227 01:27:09,909 --> 01:27:12,370 [ Woman On Speaker ] And as for our president, he's gonna do the same thing... 1228 01:27:12,453 --> 01:27:16,291 - to this country that she's done to her family- embarrass it. - [ Switch Clicks ] 1229 01:27:25,591 --> 01:27:29,262 [ Press Secretary ] With all due respect, now that we'vejust taken direct hits... 1230 01:27:29,387 --> 01:27:31,389 on the domestic agenda, and it's the last push before the election- 1231 01:27:31,514 --> 01:27:34,267 It's too late to change our position. I don't think we should address it. 1232 01:27:34,392 --> 01:27:36,185 What do you think, Sam? 1233 01:27:37,437 --> 01:27:40,106 - I don't really have an opinion, Dad. - Really? 1234 01:27:41,357 --> 01:27:43,276 Are you sure? 1235 01:27:45,111 --> 01:27:50,950 Well, I don't know what could be more important than home. 1236 01:27:54,579 --> 01:27:57,123 [ Press Secretary ] Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 1237 01:27:57,248 --> 01:27:58,875 - [ Applause ] - Thanks. 1238 01:27:58,958 --> 01:28:02,045 [ Applause Continues, Stops ] 1239 01:28:04,213 --> 01:28:06,174 - [ Woman ] Mr. President. - [ Man ] Mr. President. 1240 01:28:06,299 --> 01:28:07,717 Afternoon, folks. 1241 01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,594 [ Water Splashing ] 1242 01:28:18,811 --> 01:28:21,314 Thought you might want a snack. 1243 01:28:24,525 --> 01:28:26,444 Made it myself. 1244 01:28:28,488 --> 01:28:33,701 - Dad. - Okay, I had that cake made myself. 1245 01:28:43,503 --> 01:28:45,546 How are you doin'? 1246 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:50,510 - Dad? - Yeah. 1247 01:28:50,635 --> 01:28:53,096 I need you to make sure thatJames is okay. 1248 01:28:56,516 --> 01:29:00,645 He's a good agent. I'll see what I can do. 1249 01:29:00,728 --> 01:29:03,398 Thank you. 1250 01:29:06,651 --> 01:29:08,528 Did you love him? 1251 01:29:11,864 --> 01:29:14,784 I loved who I got to be with him. 1252 01:29:16,202 --> 01:29:21,249 Even though I didn't do anything amazing, for me it was. 1253 01:29:24,085 --> 01:29:28,673 / felt like /... knew myself for the first time. 1254 01:29:31,342 --> 01:29:33,219 Love? 1255 01:29:35,305 --> 01:29:37,724 That too. 1256 01:29:37,807 --> 01:29:40,643 That's what I thought. 1257 01:29:42,854 --> 01:29:45,565 [ Man ] And- reelected to a second term- 1258 01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:47,650 - PresidentJohn Mackenzie. - [ Audience Cheering ] 1259 01:29:47,734 --> 01:29:52,822 - Thank you very much. God bless the U.S.A. - [ Man #2 ] We love you, Mac.! 1260 01:29:52,905 --> 01:29:58,870 - [ Cheering Continues ] - [ Band: "Hail To The Chief"] 1261 01:30:00,580 --> 01:30:06,502 Recently, this... really fine young woman... 1262 01:30:08,421 --> 01:30:12,050 pointed out to me the importance of home. 1263 01:30:12,133 --> 01:30:17,972 And, uh, for the next four years, this administration... 1264 01:30:18,097 --> 01:30:22,268 is going to find its way back there, starting now. 1265 01:30:22,393 --> 01:30:24,854 - Thank you. - [ Applause ] 1266 01:30:24,938 --> 01:30:27,649 [ Dance Band:Swing ] 1267 01:30:27,774 --> 01:30:29,651 [ Whispers ] It's your time. 1268 01:30:29,776 --> 01:30:32,320 [ Continues ] 1269 01:30:33,863 --> 01:30:36,532 - The next dance is for you and me. - Okay. 1270 01:30:38,534 --> 01:30:41,037 What do you think of your father's policies now, Samantha? 1271 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,122 I have my own policies to think about. 1272 01:30:52,382 --> 01:30:54,634 [ Man And Chorus Singing Swing ] 1273 01:30:54,759 --> 01:30:56,719 [ Continues ] 1274 01:31:00,265 --> 01:31:03,268 - It was a nice speech. - Thanks. 1275 01:31:07,146 --> 01:31:09,107 [ Chuckles ] 1276 01:31:12,277 --> 01:31:14,362 [ Both Chuckle ] 1277 01:31:17,115 --> 01:31:20,368 Dad, one thing you always taught me... 1278 01:31:20,493 --> 01:31:25,081 was to make sure that I'm always at home, no matter what anyone else thinks. 1279 01:31:25,164 --> 01:31:28,042 It has to include you. 1280 01:32:10,168 --> 01:32:12,629 We all deserve a second chance. 1281 01:32:12,712 --> 01:32:15,340 It's okay. 1282 01:32:21,304 --> 01:32:23,222 [James ] Give me your left hand. 1283 01:32:23,306 --> 01:32:25,558 What are you doing? 1284 01:32:25,683 --> 01:32:29,312 Dancing with you. On my shoulder. 1285 01:32:31,564 --> 01:32:34,275 We shouldn't. We can't. 1286 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:37,111 Try not to lead this time, okay? 1287 01:32:38,237 --> 01:32:41,240 [ Band Continues ] 1288 01:32:59,842 --> 01:33:03,012 [ Man And Chorus Resume ] 1289 01:33:06,057 --> 01:33:08,226 [ Chuckling Softly ] 1290 01:33:09,310 --> 01:33:11,271 [ Both Chuckling ] 1291 01:33:54,230 --> 01:33:58,067 [ Ends ] 1292 01:33:58,151 --> 01:34:03,364 [ Applause ] 1293 01:34:03,489 --> 01:34:05,450 I, uh... 1294 01:34:07,744 --> 01:34:10,580 believe this is yours. 1295 01:34:10,705 --> 01:34:13,916 It'll take you on your next trip. 1296 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,586 Even included the cooler. 1297 01:34:16,669 --> 01:34:19,213 We did everything to your exact specifications. 1298 01:34:25,637 --> 01:34:29,349 - Thank you,James. - Thank you. 1299 01:34:29,474 --> 01:34:31,976 Bye, Sam. 1300 01:34:34,479 --> 01:34:36,439 Now, go try to break a few rules, huh? 1301 01:34:40,151 --> 01:34:42,487 - You try to keep some. - [ Chuckles ] 1302 01:35:33,705 --> 01:35:35,665 - Forget something? - Yeah. 1303 01:35:58,313 --> 01:36:00,940 I just forgot my purse. 1304 01:36:10,617 --> 01:36:14,412 - Take good care of him. - I will. 1305 01:36:16,039 --> 01:36:18,374 Just getting back on duty now. 1306 01:36:22,128 --> 01:36:24,464 I'm just getting off duty now. 1307 01:37:02,543 --> 01:37:06,089 - I hear she'll be home for spring break. - Hmm? 1308 01:37:07,173 --> 01:37:09,175 Just so you know. 1309 01:37:11,761 --> 01:37:15,515 - [ Sighs ] - You ready to stand on the sidelines of history? 1310 01:37:15,598 --> 01:37:17,934 Yeah. You? 1311 01:37:18,017 --> 01:37:20,561 - POTUS moving. - Yeah. 1312 01:37:20,687 --> 01:37:24,023 Just make sure you don't fall in love with this one. 1313 01:38:12,405 --> 01:38:14,324 [ Engine Starts ] 1314 01:38:14,407 --> 01:38:19,495 [ Narrator ] Once upon a time, underneath the magic of the night sky... 1315 01:38:19,579 --> 01:38:24,375 a brazen little girl grew up in a white house. 1316 01:38:24,459 --> 01:38:26,919 - /t wasn't until she left that house, however- - [ Releases Brake ] 1317 01:38:27,003 --> 01:38:29,922 that she truly found home. 1318 01:38:30,048 --> 01:38:35,762 College-bound till spring, she'll be back when the cherry blossoms bloom again. 1319 01:38:35,887 --> 01:38:40,183 With romance in the air, James will be there. 1320 01:38:40,266 --> 01:38:42,268 But that's another story. 1321 01:38:43,561 --> 01:38:48,691 [ Woman Singing Slow Pop Waltz ] 1322 01:38:48,775 --> 01:38:51,277 [ Continues ] 1323 01:41:17,590 --> 01:41:19,968 [ Scatting ] 1324 01:41:46,786 --> 01:41:50,873 [ Ends ] 1325 01:41:59,007 --> 01:42:01,509 - [ Man ] Yeah. - [ Pop Waltz ] 1326 01:42:01,634 --> 01:42:06,306 [ Man Vocalizing ] 1327 01:42:17,317 --> 01:42:22,780 [ Man Singing Slow Pop Waltz ] 1328 01:42:25,575 --> 01:42:28,036 [ Continues ] 1329 01:44:07,594 --> 01:44:13,558 [ Ends ] 1330 01:44:16,311 --> 01:44:21,232 [ Girl Vocalizing ] 1331 01:44:21,316 --> 01:44:23,234 [ Giggles ]