1 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:51,478 In the land of Sparta... 2 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,782 when babies were born... 3 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:57,516 the elders would inspect them for defects. 4 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:02,084 Ah. Are you my mama? 5 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:04,425 'Cause I 'm ready to suckle a teat. 6 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,936 If any imperfections were found... 7 00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:18,442 the baby was rejected. 8 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,912 And if the baby... 9 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:25,075 was Vietnamese... 10 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,813 Brangelina had first dibs. 11 00:01:32,191 --> 00:01:33,749 Cute, huh? 12 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:37,360 Behold Leonidas... 13 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,920 Ah-ooh! 14 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,694 ...the perfect Spartan. 15 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:49,740 From an early age... 16 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,470 Leonidas was taught to fight. 17 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,307 Come on, you little shit! Come on! 18 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,869 You can't beat me. 19 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:56,437 You're never gonna be a Spartan, never. 20 00:01:56,515 --> 00:01:58,039 Take this, Granny! 21 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:00,381 Aah...! 22 00:02:03,055 --> 00:02:06,889 He was tortured, taught to show no pain. 23 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:08,950 Tell me, Mr. Bond... 24 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:10,620 what is the account number? 25 00:02:10,696 --> 00:02:13,130 Who the hell is Mr. Bond? 26 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,791 I'm Leonidas. 27 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,801 You're testing my patience, Double-Oh. 28 00:02:16,869 --> 00:02:18,837 But I am not Double- 29 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,132 Oh! 30 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,135 Oh! 31 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,973 Little Miss Sunshine! 32 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,878 Oh, oh- 33 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,917 - Here's a nice one. Oh- 34 00:02:31,984 --> 00:02:34,680 That's right. Yeah. 35 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,848 No, no, no. 36 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:43,086 Mr. Bond, I'd likeyou to meet Captain Adorable. 37 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,129 Good boy. 38 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,824 Good boy. Who's a good boy? 39 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,368 Leonidas was sent into the wild... 40 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,810 to learn how to survive. 41 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:07,983 He braved the elements... 42 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,080 enduredstarvation. 43 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:20,323 No mayo? 44 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:23,061 This is bullshit! 45 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:29,439 The beast stalks Leonidas... 46 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:33,672 red eyes glowing like the fires ofhell. 47 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,256 Man, you've got happy feet. 48 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:58,197 Whatyou laughin' at, asswipe? 49 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,602 I'm about to shove my happy foot upyour ass... 50 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,106 - cracker. - Nice penguin. 51 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:04,301 Whereyou going, pussy? 52 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:09,276 I'm 'bout to makeyou my bitch, Leonidas. 53 00:04:09,348 --> 00:04:10,872 Lick my snowballs. 54 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:19,686 Now eat my penguin asshole. 55 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,693 That Taco Bell ain't sittin' right. 56 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,124 Oh, it smells! 57 00:04:24,196 --> 00:04:27,131 Ha! Caughtyou with your mouth open. 58 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,212 You dead, Leonidas. 59 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,612 Say "Wassup?" to Anna Nicole for me. 60 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,182 Shit! I'm stuck! 61 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,223 Oh, we got a penguin pinned down! 62 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,723 Help! Help! 63 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:01,723 Oh! My ass! 64 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,701 My ass hurt! Oh! 65 00:05:03,769 --> 00:05:05,236 Whyyou wanna do me like that? 66 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:07,397 Come on, man, I could hookyou up. 67 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,633 We could work it out. 68 00:05:08,707 --> 00:05:11,198 I'll suckyour dick! 69 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:18,681 And the boy that was cast into the wild... 70 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,618 returned a king! 71 00:05:41,273 --> 00:05:43,707 * Oh! * 72 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,676 * Yeah, yeah * 73 00:05:45,744 --> 00:05:47,006 * Ak' sizzle * 74 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,603 * The bomb * - * Get down * 75 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,740 * Baby, down, I know you love the sound * 76 00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:52,443 * When we do what we do * 77 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,009 * We getyou in the mood * - * Ak'Sent's in the building * 78 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:57,351 * Pick it up, pick it up * - *Yeah * 79 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,947 * I know you love the feel * - * Come on * 80 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,651 * Let's keep it on the real * 81 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,819 *This... is like the bomb * 82 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,123 * So fresh * -Whoa! 83 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:05,686 * The bomb, so dope * 84 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:07,163 * The bomb, so def * 85 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,962 * The bomb * - Boobs. 86 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:11,332 * So cool, the bomb, so fresh * 87 00:06:11,403 --> 00:06:12,768 * The bomb, so dope * 88 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:13,770 * The bomb * 89 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,830 Sign my rack? 90 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,535 * So cool * 91 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,134 And they're real, too. 92 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:20,974 Yes! 93 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:25,444 Marry me? 94 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,484 What's that? 95 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,926 The combination to my chastity belt. 96 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:42,059 Oh- 97 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:47,500 PEOPLE: Leonidas! 98 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:59,515 Leonidas was stoked. 99 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:04,488 He wed Margo, and she bore him a fine son. 100 00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:08,322 And life in the land of Sparta was good. 101 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,691 Yes! Yes! Good! 102 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:13,993 Thanks, Dad. 103 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:19,693 Give me your hand. 104 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,536 Remember, Son: A warrior... 105 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,235 must learn to take a hit. 106 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:28,506 Fight with your head; 107 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:30,377 think with your heart. 108 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,416 Huh? 109 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,417 Give him the pile driver, honey. 110 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,546 Pile driver? 111 00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:42,923 That's my boy. 112 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,827 My queen. 113 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:52,928 BOY: No! 114 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,438 - Captain. - No! 115 00:07:54,506 --> 00:07:57,270 I see Leonidas is molding our future king of Sparta... 116 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,742 to be a man. 117 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,411 I remember when my father used to beat me. 118 00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:08,752 Traditional rites of passage. 119 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:12,248 No. My fatherwas an alcoholic. 120 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,622 Ow! 121 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:16,586 Aah! 122 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:20,327 Xerxes' messenger awaits, my king. 123 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,939 Greetings, Leonidas. 124 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,636 Greetings, messenger. 125 00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:36,280 What the hell was that? 126 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:37,280 What? 127 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:38,441 You just kissed me! 128 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:41,509 That is how men of Sparta greet one another. 129 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,987 High fives for the women... 130 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,854 and open-mouth tongue kisses for the men. 131 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,199 Ooh. 132 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:58,634 I get it. 133 00:08:58,704 --> 00:08:59,693 Get what? 134 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,366 Uh... y-you have a... 135 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,272 "free society" here. 136 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,504 Yes. The freest. 137 00:09:06,578 --> 00:09:08,307 Uh, not that there's anything wrong with that. 138 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:16,779 I dig big black dudes. 139 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:18,288 Yeah. 140 00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:23,158 Come, messenger, let us walk. 141 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,367 The great Xerxes has taken over the world... 142 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,198 with his vast Persian army... 143 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:34,433 and has set his sights on his final conquest- 144 00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:35,996 Sparta. 145 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:42,312 Let us talk by the giant pit of death. 146 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,973 Okay. 147 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:45,812 Xerxes is a kind god-king... 148 00:09:45,884 --> 00:09:47,317 and offers these... 149 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,684 peaceful alternatives to war. 150 00:09:51,723 --> 00:09:53,520 No blood will be shed... 151 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:56,686 as long as you Spartan men build his pyramids... 152 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,323 yourwomen become his sex slaves... 153 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,128 and your children... 154 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,930 work at sweatshops... 155 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,765 making Nikes. 156 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,940 That sounds reasonable. 157 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,270 CAPTAI N: I'm sureyou would... 158 00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:14,244 think so, Councilman Traitoro. 159 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,070 Tell Xerxes... 160 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,577 ...to take his proposal... 161 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,810 and shove it! 162 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,580 What the hell?! 163 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,712 What? He came on to me! 164 00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:57,982 I did not. 165 00:10:58,056 --> 00:11:00,251 Dawg, yourwife's a ho. 166 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:04,658 This means war! 167 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,925 Hey, hey, hey, it's cool, it's cool. 168 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,523 Uh, we got San Francisco... 169 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,828 and West Hollywood. 170 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:11,836 We don't need Sparta. 171 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,134 I'll just tell Xerxes it's a "no go." 172 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,411 Kick his ass in. 173 00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:27,645 This is madness! 174 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:29,744 Madness? 175 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,322 This is Sparta! 176 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,798 Why did you do that? 177 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,166 He was backing down. 178 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:52,109 My lord, he will tell Xerxes that Sparta... 179 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,145 is not for them, so, whateveryou do... 180 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,874 don't kick him into the pit of death. 181 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,473 Stop kicking people into the pit of death. Really! 182 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,312 WOMAN: * Oh, no * 183 00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:03,013 * Oh, yeah * 184 00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:05,613 * Uh-huh, yeah. * 185 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:06,885 I don't know whyy'all... 186 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,223 have to always get on my back for everything. 187 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:10,886 I'm a responsible adult. 188 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,988 Look at me- I'm booby-feeding my baby. 189 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,896 Sometimes I like to give him fried milk. 190 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,161 I call 'em milk poppers. 191 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,463 It's just like breast milk, but it's fried. 192 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,764 And you just pop 'em in your mouth. 193 00:12:18,837 --> 00:12:19,895 He loves 'em. Don'tyou, baby! 194 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,133 * Goo-goo, gah-gah * 195 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:25,074 * Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. * 196 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:28,841 I'm a smart shopper. 197 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,747 I got this entire outfit in an alleyway from a Mexico woman. 198 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:32,943 * Bargain * 199 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,178 * Shopping * 200 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,550 * Yeah. * 201 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,179 Why doy'all think I'm messed up? 202 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,747 Shit! Do I look crazytoyou? 203 00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:47,731 Oh... 204 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:50,495 my God! 205 00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:52,329 Aw, damn, cuz! 206 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,803 There goes my palimony! 207 00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,464 K-Fed ain't havin' it, yo. 208 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,872 K-Fed, come back to me, please! 209 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,343 Please? I'll letyou under my skirt. 210 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,039 There goes K-Fed's cheddar, yo. 211 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,550 * Oh, yeah! * 212 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,815 * Ah-ah-ah, yeah! * 213 00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:13,324 * Ooh-ooh-ooh! * 214 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,689 * Yeah! * 215 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:17,395 * Yeah...! * 216 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:22,556 * I'm not gay! * 217 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:26,767 Leonidas. 218 00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,066 Ryan Seacrest? 219 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,837 How did you feel about that kick? 220 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,504 Let's see what the judges have to say. 221 00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,513 - Randy? - Yo, Leo, dawg, man... 222 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:39,379 I, I wasn't really feelin' you on that kick, dawg. 223 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,351 I don't know what happened, man. 224 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,217 It was just all right for me, dawg. 225 00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,950 - I mean,just all right, dawg. - Paula? 226 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:49,755 Leonidas... 227 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,353 you... 228 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,194 move me. 229 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,466 I don't- 230 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,470 Simon? 231 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,597 Leonidas... 232 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:04,141 I thought the kick... 233 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:07,542 was utterly... dreadful. 234 00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:08,636 Oh... Simon- 235 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,079 In fact, I've seen better kicks... 236 00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:11,775 from a geriatric donkey. 237 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:12,942 Oh- 238 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,043 And I'm not talking about you, Paula. 239 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,554 I am sorry, King... 240 00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:22,025 butyourjourney ends here. 241 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,160 Oh, go (bleep) yourselves! 242 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,393 What arey...? 243 00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,686 Seacrest out! 244 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,784 Excellent work, my king. 245 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,228 It's time to consult with the prophets. 246 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,872 The ancientprophets were advisers to the king. 247 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:21,408 Grotesque swine, their consult came with a bribe. 248 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,691 Oh. Oh, Oxy 10. 249 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,852 Oh, Neutrogena. 250 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,395 This has an SPF. 251 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:32,725 Th-This is all-day protection. 252 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,356 Look at this. 253 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,025 Exfoliatorwith alpha hydroxy. 254 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,068 This is good for you, Glenn. 255 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,103 Rub it all over your disgusting face. 256 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:44,069 What need you, King Leonidas? 257 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,575 Ancient prophets... 258 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,544 I need your guidance. 259 00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:51,241 I'm assembling an army of300 to go to warwith Persia. 260 00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:55,685 I'm going to take them in the rear. 261 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,984 Here, here. 262 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,024 And then I'm gonna reach around... 263 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,285 ...and I'm gonna take them again from the front! 264 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,429 What?! 265 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,795 Why areyou sniggering?! 266 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,561 Nothing. 267 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,158 It's- no-nothing- 268 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,534 What's so damn funny?! 269 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,539 Look, it's all there for you to see! 270 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,938 These are battle formations! 271 00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:17,940 Battle form- 272 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:19,135 That's what he calls them! 273 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,703 It looks like backstage at an Elton John concert! 274 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:23,941 Cut it out! This isn't funny! 275 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,505 This is serious business! 276 00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,812 No Spartan goes to war... 277 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,117 without first consulting... 278 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,350 the oracle! 279 00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:55,903 The prophets chose only the most beautiful... 280 00:16:55,981 --> 00:17:01,044 of Spartan girls to be their oracle. 281 00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:04,816 Oh- 282 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,585 Ugly Betty? 283 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,058 She has a great personality. 284 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,690 Eww! 285 00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:15,130 I look like Jabba the Hutt. 286 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,565 That is hot to me. 287 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:37,912 Oh- 288 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,450 See-nah skah-nah... 289 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:43,790 Iabwana no-cho dame. 290 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,263 "Fo' shizel my nizzel." 291 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,771 "Save the cheerleader... save the world." 292 00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:56,568 Actually, I'm, I'm not into Heroes. 293 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,734 "Douche bag says what?" 294 00:17:58,810 --> 00:17:59,606 What? 295 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,907 "Chest waxer says what?" 296 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,882 What? 297 00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,881 He walked into that one. 298 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,151 What, what are you saying to me? I don't understand. 299 00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:16,489 Go to war with Persia and you will surely die. 300 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,156 You're screwed, dude. 301 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,383 What?! 302 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:55,066 He looks like a Ken doll! 303 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,099 It's cold! 304 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,090 Tommy Lee? 305 00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,797 Shaq? 306 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:31,934 Borat? 307 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,571 Oakland Raiders? 308 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,877 Why is my king so restless? 309 00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:45,245 Can't sleep. 310 00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:49,184 It's this whole Battle ofThermopylae thing. 311 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:53,156 Areyou still thinking about what thatyoung oracle said? 312 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,490 There's only one woman whose words you should listen to. 313 00:19:58,763 --> 00:19:59,821 Oprah. 314 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,195 Your wife? 315 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,359 Right, right. 316 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,630 How will I be tried... 317 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,296 in the court of public opinion? 318 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,337 Well, Harry Knowles at "Ain't It Cool News"... 319 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,971 says this movie is just a cheap rip-off of 300. 320 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,518 Even if the oracle doesn't support you, I do. 321 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,888 And Sparta does. 322 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,984 This could be our last night together. 323 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,654 You wanna do it? 324 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,631 Like we've never done it before. 325 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,323 97... 98... 326 00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,860 99... 327 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,486 ...100! 328 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:08,623 Beat my record. 329 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:15,898 Captain. 330 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,236 My king. 331 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,544 Have you assembled my army who are ready... 332 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,485 to fight to the death for the freedom of Sparta? 333 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:30,680 Yes, King. 334 00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:39,659 I wanted 300. 335 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,495 This seems like... less. 336 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,501 These were the only men who met with your stringent... 337 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,503 specifications. 338 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,835 "Hunky with deep Mediterranean tans... 339 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,306 "hot bods..." 340 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,275 and, uh... 341 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,173 Yes? 342 00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:54,506 "...well endowed." 343 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,841 Haawoo! Haawoo! 344 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,040 Haawoo! 345 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,673 Ready to fight for you, my king! 346 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,718 Never give up! Never surrender! 347 00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:03,948 To infinity and beyond! 348 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,251 He has a lot of heart, my king. 349 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,987 And nice man boobs. 350 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,093 Indeed. 351 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,432 These men will do. 352 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,372 You are a fine captain, Captain. 353 00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:26,604 But a better friend... there is none. 354 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,305 Thankyou. 355 00:22:40,558 --> 00:22:43,186 Thankyou. 356 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,489 Thankyou. 357 00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:45,620 Mm-hm. 358 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,629 Damn! 359 00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:50,901 He's got a huge package. 360 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,504 I broughtyou some fudge. Mom said thatyou like to pack it. 361 00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,305 She's a good woman. 362 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,471 Good-bye, Father. 363 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:03,909 Farewell, my son. 364 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,912 Introductions? 365 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,318 King Leonidas, this is my son, Sonio. 366 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,912 My king. 367 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,424 Why is he not fighting? 368 00:23:14,492 --> 00:23:15,686 Well, he is not a warrior. 369 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,954 And he's my only son... 370 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,496 destined to carry on my name. 371 00:23:21,132 --> 00:23:22,690 What do you think? 372 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,860 Yummy. 373 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,927 Work it, sister. 374 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,098 I think he's fierce. 375 00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,066 * Come and give it 2 me * 376 00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:35,044 * You know you want my body, need my body * 377 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,341 * Show me them goodies... * 378 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:37,676 And if you don't like it... 379 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,274 you can kiss my fat ass! 380 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:43,520 Ooh! Oh! 381 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,520 * ...Watchin' your curves * 382 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:45,578 * Thinking of words, baby * 383 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:46,624 * My vision is blurred... * 384 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,682 Congratulations, Sonio. 385 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,819 You're now on yourway to becoming Sparta's... 386 00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:52,328 next top warrior! 387 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:53,364 * ...right where my mind is * 388 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,092 * Gimme your goody and your body * 389 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,394 * Uh! Come and give it 2 me * 390 00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,731 * You know you want my body, need my body * 391 00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:00,430 * Show me them goodies * 392 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:03,565 * You're gonna love my body, touch my body... * 393 00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,336 Spartan! 394 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,552 My child... 395 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,884 I shall never forget you. 396 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,288 You are so small now... 397 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:23,691 but one dayyou will grow to be big and strong... 398 00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:25,058 Iikeyour father. 399 00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:26,494 That's notyour son. 400 00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:29,997 You asshole. 401 00:24:37,308 --> 00:24:38,866 Take care ofyour mother. 402 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,005 Stay tough, Son. 403 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,888 Come backwith your shield... 404 00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:53,787 or on it. 405 00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:57,385 And ifl come back on it, I wantyou to move on. 406 00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,430 I would never. 407 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,590 Hell, ifyou died, I'd play the field. 408 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,190 To be honest... 409 00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:06,703 I've always wanted to do a fat chick. 410 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,101 The men are ready, my king. 411 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:40,433 Good. We'll head south to the Hot Gates... 412 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,769 where we'll intercept the Persian army. 413 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,205 Where areyou going? 414 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,244 The oracle said ifwe went to war, we'd be screwed. 415 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:51,873 The oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake. 416 00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:53,814 But I beg to differ. 417 00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:04,586 Give the order, Captain. 418 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:08,257 Spartans! In formation! 419 00:26:08,332 --> 00:26:09,663 Ah-ooh! 420 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,601 Spartans heading south. 421 00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:21,675 Move out! 422 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,073 * Oh, no, not I * 423 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,879 * I will survive * 424 00:26:27,952 --> 00:26:30,716 * Oh, as long as I know how to love * 425 00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,619 * I know I'll stay alive * 426 00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,521 * I've got all my life to live * 427 00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:36,651 * I've got all my love to give * 428 00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:38,388 * And I'll survive * 429 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,658 * I will survive * 430 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:42,528 * Hey, hey * 431 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,227 Woo! 432 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,044 * I'll survive * 433 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,978 * I will survive * 434 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:59,175 * I will survive! * 435 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,842 * Yeah * 436 00:27:00,918 --> 00:27:01,976 * Ooh... * 437 00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:03,680 The fearless Spartans... 438 00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:06,450 reached the Hot Gates... 439 00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:10,187 where danger lurked around every corner. 440 00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:14,894 Halt skipping! 441 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,570 Exhausted from the journey... 442 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,540 the Spartans replenished their electrolytes. 443 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,415 Gatorade. Is it in you? 444 00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:42,925 What do you think, my king? 445 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,622 We'll use the narrow passageway of the Hot Gates... 446 00:27:45,696 --> 00:27:47,493 to funnel the Persians in... 447 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,966 where their vast numbers won't count for shit. 448 00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:53,560 Captain, have the men found any other trails... 449 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:56,038 that the Persians could use to attack us? 450 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:57,540 None, sir. 451 00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:01,135 I know such a road, my king. 452 00:28:08,052 --> 00:28:10,486 Back off, hideous creature. 453 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,716 There's a secret goat path just above the Hot Gates. 454 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:15,384 If the Persians found it, they could outflank you. 455 00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:16,926 Slow your roll, Captain. 456 00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:20,787 Reveal yourself, creature. 457 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:25,829 Paris Hilton? 458 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:26,927 Hey, fellas. 459 00:28:27,004 --> 00:28:28,494 What happened to you? 460 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,064 Oh. You mean the hump? 461 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:33,667 Yeah. The hump. 462 00:28:33,744 --> 00:28:35,507 It was all that, "You're going to jail. 463 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,104 "Now you can get out of jail. 464 00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:38,478 Now you're going back to jail." 465 00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:41,814 And on and on and on and on- Ugh. 466 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,581 It's just been really confusing. 467 00:28:43,654 --> 00:28:45,713 I mean, even Tinkerbell's affected by it. 468 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,155 She hasn't moved since Saturday. 469 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,125 But she still poops, which is weird. 470 00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:50,751 And me... 471 00:28:50,828 --> 00:28:53,456 they've turned me into this, like... 472 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,125 totally grotesque monster! 473 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,168 And I don't even know... oh. 474 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,261 * Do tha hump-de-hump... * 475 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,329 Hang on a minute. 476 00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:05,671 Oh- 477 00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:07,768 Hello? 478 00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:09,005 Oh, hey, Nicole. 479 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,014 Nothing.Just some guys with swords. 480 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,209 No, I'm talking about their actual swords, Nicole. 481 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,546 You're gross. 482 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,211 Yeah, I'm hungry. Did you eat? 483 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:17,652 Oh, you ate an almond? 484 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,815 Oh, yeah, you're done eating for the day. 485 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,825 Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry. 486 00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:24,053 Bye, sexy. 487 00:29:26,497 --> 00:29:27,657 Look... 488 00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:30,166 it's my dream to be a Spartan. 489 00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:35,536 I want to fight for you, my king. 490 00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:42,045 - What can you do? - Well- Mmm. 491 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,776 Have you seen myvideo? 492 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:49,183 I don't like the way you handle a spear. 493 00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:52,051 You grip the shaft firmly. 494 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,250 Then with one hand on the base... 495 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:57,624 you slide the other all the way up to the tip. 496 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,560 That's hot. 497 00:30:03,734 --> 00:30:06,259 I'm sorry, but we cannot useyou. 498 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,467 No! 499 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:11,735 It's not fair! 500 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:15,404 Mom! 501 00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:21,849 You'll be sorry! You're making a terrible mistake! 502 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,617 I'm not as stupid as I look! 503 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,723 Help. 504 00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,920 Look! Persians! 505 00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:16,836 I am the emissary to the great god-king Xerxes... 506 00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:19,432 come to accept your surrender. 507 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,705 Oh, we're not here to surrender. 508 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,939 Haawoo! 509 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,811 Xerxes will enjoy making you his slaves. 510 00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:49,800 Ow. 511 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,867 Spartans! 512 00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,673 Yah! 513 00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:57,577 Let's battle! 514 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,415 Oh, we about to stomp the yard. 515 00:32:05,756 --> 00:32:07,314 We are the Spartans. 516 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,752 We stomp the yard. 517 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,886 Check out our buns. 518 00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:14,590 They are rock hard. 519 00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:18,066 Ooh, ooh. 520 00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:20,000 Spartans! 521 00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,037 Yeah! 522 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:28,167 Persians! 523 00:32:28,245 --> 00:32:30,304 Let's show 'em whywe're national champs... 524 00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,780 three years runnin'. 525 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:32,873 You dig? 526 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,348 Oh, come on. 527 00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:44,087 We like wearing turbans and eating baklava. 528 00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:45,958 We like chicks with burkas... 529 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,520 that cover their ta-tas. 530 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:50,692 Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah! 531 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:53,134 Persians, huh! 532 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,098 You're joking, right? 533 00:33:01,645 --> 00:33:03,613 Man, come on. 534 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,207 * You gotta shakeyour ass * - Let's go! 535 00:33:07,284 --> 00:33:08,615 * Shakeyour tambourine * 536 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,313 * Go and get yourself a whistle, shake your tambourine * 537 00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:12,150 * Go and get yourself a whistle * 538 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,281 * Shake your tambourine... * 539 00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:14,381 * Ladies! * 540 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:15,652 * Shake your tambourine... * 541 00:33:15,726 --> 00:33:17,387 * Ladies! * - *Shakeyourtambourine... * 542 00:33:17,461 --> 00:33:19,986 * Shake, shake, shake, shake * 543 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:22,089 * Shake, shake, shake, shake * 544 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,224 * Shake, shake, shake, shake * 545 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,426 * Shake your tambourine... * 546 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,129 * Ladies and gentlemen * 547 00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:27,602 * E-V-E come through in the Mazarat' * 548 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:29,832 * Doin' it big like I live in the Taj Mahal... * 549 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:30,839 Yeah! 550 00:33:35,312 --> 00:33:37,906 * That's real, been the chick that they talked about * 551 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:40,917 * "God damn" is the words that come out they mouth... * 552 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,077 Oh- 553 00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:43,141 * Ask for her * 554 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:44,448 * Yeah, she back and cakin' out * 555 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,285 * Ladies! * - * Shake your tambourine... * 556 00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:59,392 Oh, please, take a hike. 557 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:02,064 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle * 558 00:34:02,139 --> 00:34:04,164 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle * 559 00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:06,300 * They bewatchin' while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin' * 560 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,312 * Niggas ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin' * 561 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,280 * Put your hands in the air It's all right now * 562 00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:12,872 * We gonna keep you up on your feet the whole night * 563 00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:15,111 * Now pop them bottles Yeah, drink that up * 564 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,749 Yeah! 565 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,450 * Get low, get low, then pick up, pick up, get your * 566 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,320 * Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up * 567 00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:55,380 * Shake your tambourine... * 568 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,828 * Shake it to the floor, gotta love dat * 569 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,128 * How she keep it going on, gotta love dat * 570 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,395 * To the beat like a pro, know you love dat * 571 00:35:05,469 --> 00:35:08,302 Oh! 572 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,374 Don't come up in my kitchen... 573 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,607 with that weak-ass shit. 574 00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:19,308 * You gotta shake your ass * 575 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,749 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and * 576 00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:24,583 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and * 577 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,452 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and * 578 00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:27,888 * Shake your tambourine... * 579 00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:34,255 * Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and * 580 00:35:34,331 --> 00:35:37,767 Eee! Ooh! 581 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,406 You got served! 582 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,288 You telling me we lost? 583 00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:07,523 Dance them to the cliffs! 584 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,293 No mercy! 585 00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:10,890 Come on, man, can we talk about this? 586 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,458 Yo, I just met these dudes right here. 587 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:13,468 I don't even know them. 588 00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:16,836 Onward! Keep dancing, boys! 589 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:37,522 Last one in is a rotten egg! - Cannonball! 590 00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:38,754 Marco! 591 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,660 Polo! 592 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:47,900 Hyah! 593 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,504 We may have won the battle, but theywill win the war! 594 00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:55,010 Hyah! What? 595 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,311 Buttmeister presents... 596 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,407 "Real Men of Genius." 597 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,009 * Real men of genius! * 598 00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:04,520 Today we salute you... 599 00:37:04,588 --> 00:37:07,056 Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual. 600 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:10,525 * Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual! * 601 00:37:10,594 --> 00:37:12,926 Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape... 602 00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:16,022 you charge your enemy like an oiled-up hairless wonder. 603 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,092 * Spray-on tan! * 604 00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:20,534 Sure, there's danger- 605 00:37:20,604 --> 00:37:22,572 charging rhinos, stampeding elephants... 606 00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:26,598 and that cute toga-wearing guy named Chad. 607 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:27,974 * Ooh! * 608 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,740 You only went out on one date... 609 00:37:29,813 --> 00:37:31,041 but you'll remember it... 610 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:33,083 forever, forever... 611 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,051 * Take your daily Valtrex! * 612 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,214 Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice and chop... 613 00:37:39,289 --> 00:37:40,916 every man you see. 614 00:37:40,991 --> 00:37:43,619 But enough about your career as a hair stylist... 615 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,423 let's talk war. 616 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:48,124 * Ow! That curling iron is hot! * 617 00:37:48,198 --> 00:37:50,666 So this Butt's for you, King Leonidas... 618 00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,565 because when the going gets tough... 619 00:37:52,636 --> 00:37:54,297 the tough go antiquing. 620 00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:58,808 * Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual... * 621 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,010 * Yeah. * 622 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,904 Queen Margo... 623 00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,007 we must speak. 624 00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:10,882 Loyalist, what do you want? 625 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:16,024 Nice tomatoes. 626 00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:18,653 Your husband needs you. 627 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,191 You must convince the council... 628 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,666 to send more troops to supportyour husband. 629 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,225 My husband is dead. 630 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,066 He told me to move on. 631 00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:31,039 Besides, I'm already registered on J Date. 632 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,735 A little to the right. 633 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,209 That's it. 634 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,974 If Leonidas fails, Xerxes will take over... 635 00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:39,675 and you will be stripped ofyour crown. 636 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,184 I won't be queen? 637 00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:44,345 Ow! That's too hard. 638 00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:46,184 You will lose everything. 639 00:38:46,256 --> 00:38:48,247 Ow! Ooh, stop. 640 00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:50,691 Your palace, your Mercedes... 641 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,887 Hi-yah! 642 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:53,759 - Ow! -...your Nintendo Wii... 643 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:54,923 No, no, no, no, no. 644 00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:56,090 Ow! 645 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:58,532 ...your vaginal regeneration surgeon... 646 00:38:58,602 --> 00:38:59,864 Hi... yah! 647 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,199 ...your gardener. 648 00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:06,104 Antonio? 649 00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:23,822 My husband needs me. 650 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,486 I'll do whatever it takes. 651 00:39:25,562 --> 00:39:26,722 I will set... 652 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:28,526 the meeting with the council. 653 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,499 But in order to win theirvote... 654 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:33,434 you will need to get Traitoro's support. 655 00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:37,836 He holds great influence... 656 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:39,671 with the council. 657 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,639 There better be a happy ending. 658 00:39:53,423 --> 00:39:55,618 King Leonidas! 659 00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,284 Xerxes approaches. 660 00:39:58,328 --> 00:39:59,659 Xerxes. 661 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,961 He lookeda lot like that fat guyfrom Borat. 662 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:11,702 I am the great god-king Xerxes. 663 00:40:11,775 --> 00:40:12,935 Ooh! 664 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:13,840 Ooh! 665 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,279 Ow, ow, ow! 666 00:40:18,348 --> 00:40:20,111 Not again! That always happens. 667 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:22,943 Ow! 668 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,115 Whew! 669 00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:42,366 Damn! 670 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,237 Oh, s-sorry, Xerxes. -It's cool. 671 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,006 It's cool, cool. I'm fine. 672 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:51,070 I meant to do that. 673 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:53,747 Oh, shit! 674 00:40:53,817 --> 00:40:55,444 I'll tell you, kid, you got balls. 675 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,111 I come over here with a big army. 676 00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,745 We going to shish kebabyour ass. 677 00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:01,484 Before this battle is over... 678 00:41:01,558 --> 00:41:03,150 people will know... 679 00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:05,251 that even a god-king can fall. 680 00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:07,854 Listen, Leo, I came here to talk. 681 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:10,263 Just listen to my deal. 682 00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:14,330 Ladies! 683 00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,838 Hi, Xerxes. 684 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,573 Ah, that's probably for me. 685 00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:22,872 Hello? 686 00:41:22,946 --> 00:41:24,538 Really? 687 00:41:24,614 --> 00:41:26,582 Okay. 688 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:28,845 That was the banker. 689 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:30,113 He's offering... 690 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,212 to buy backyour briefcase... 691 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,382 for a weekend getaway for two... 692 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,551 in Las Vegas, Nevada... 693 00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:38,253 at the Palms Hotel and Casino! 694 00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:39,886 WOMEN: Ooh... 695 00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:41,225 I've always wanted to go there! 696 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:44,699 All you have to do is bow down to me... 697 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,863 ...and surrender Sparta. 698 00:41:49,339 --> 00:41:50,533 Deal... 699 00:41:50,607 --> 00:41:52,097 or no deal? 700 00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:55,101 Deal! -Deal! -Take it! 701 00:41:55,178 --> 00:41:56,440 Take the deal! 702 00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:58,105 You think I should? No! 703 00:41:58,181 --> 00:41:59,341 Take the deal! -It's simple. 704 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:00,644 Take the deal! -Come on! 705 00:42:00,717 --> 00:42:02,116 What about Sparta? 706 00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:03,209 Hit the button! -Come on! 707 00:42:03,286 --> 00:42:05,254 Take the deal! Take it! 708 00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:07,119 Take it! -Take the deal! 709 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,282 Hit the button! 710 00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:10,989 Take it! 711 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,757 No deal! 712 00:42:13,830 --> 00:42:16,264 Oh, great! 713 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,563 By the time I'm finished with you... 714 00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:20,603 Sparta will be annihilated. 715 00:42:20,670 --> 00:42:23,298 It will be as though you never existed. 716 00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:25,102 I will see to it thatyou are... 717 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,665 written out ofthe history books. 718 00:42:28,011 --> 00:42:31,447 Well, that's fine by me, Xerxes... 719 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,983 because I can't read. 720 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:39,520 Xerxes didn't take rejection well. 721 00:42:39,589 --> 00:42:42,683 From every corner ofhis empire... 722 00:42:42,759 --> 00:42:45,922 he sent his most vicious warriors to fight. 723 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:48,396 Yo mama's so ghetto, when she breast-feeds... 724 00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,433 Kool-Aid comes out! 725 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,101 Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur... 726 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:02,145 was a Jewish holiday! 727 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:11,012 Get her, Dilio! 728 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,524 Yo mama's so fat, her pants size is, um, um, um... 729 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,354 "Bitch, lose some weight"! 730 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:19,456 Your mama's so butch... 731 00:43:19,529 --> 00:43:21,554 Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even date her. 732 00:43:21,631 --> 00:43:24,225 Uh-uh! No, you didn't! No, you didn't! 733 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:25,632 Whoa! - No, you didn't! 734 00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:28,728 Well, yo mama titties is smallerthan yours. 735 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:33,972 Bounce some D's on that bitch! 736 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,638 Your mama's so fat, Sir Mix-A-lot decided... 737 00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:38,408 he doesn't like big butts! 738 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,882 And he ain't lyin'! Kiss that! 739 00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,144 Oh! Ow! 740 00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,688 Oh, my eyes! 741 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:47,916 Oh! Oh! 742 00:43:47,991 --> 00:43:49,151 LEONI DAS: Walk it off. 743 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,523 - Howyou like that, huh? - Sit down. 744 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:55,827 Yo, yo mama's so fat, that when she farts... 745 00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:58,459 Al Gore accuses her of global warming, dawg. 746 00:43:58,535 --> 00:43:59,695 Whew! 747 00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:02,101 Cranking it up! 748 00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:05,972 Yes, well, that may be the case, butyour mama's so hairy... 749 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,873 the only language she speaks... 750 00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:09,571 is Wookiee! 751 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,910 Oh! 752 00:44:13,483 --> 00:44:15,212 That's it! 753 00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:16,616 Well, yo mama- 754 00:44:16,686 --> 00:44:18,176 Yo ma- 755 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:22,516 Yes! 756 00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:24,253 Bye-bye! 757 00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:25,919 Back to the hood! 758 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:29,397 Xerxes watched as his warriors were defeated. 759 00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:33,129 It sent an all-too-human chill up his spine. 760 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:36,138 Orperhaps that was the Dentyne Ice... 761 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,901 with cool mint crystals. 762 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,279 Loyalist said you wanted to see me. 763 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:52,783 That's my urine sample. 764 00:44:55,158 --> 00:44:56,489 Tastes like asparagus. 765 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,323 Leonidas needs more troops. 766 00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:03,059 Without reinforcements, Sparta will fall and- 767 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,971 I'll do anything... 768 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,604 for my husband. 769 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,341 Anything? 770 00:45:22,752 --> 00:45:24,344 Awesome! 771 00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,979 I'm so getting laid! 772 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,524 Good-bye, virginity. 773 00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:30,856 I promise you, you're not going to enjoy this. 774 00:45:30,927 --> 00:45:33,589 But I suffer from premature eja- 775 00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:37,628 Oh- 776 00:45:37,701 --> 00:45:38,861 Mmm. 777 00:45:38,935 --> 00:45:41,369 It's okay; I have crabs. 778 00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:00,814 Ooh- 779 00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:12,864 Betray your beloved Spartans- 780 00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:18,640 Nice. 781 00:46:20,076 --> 00:46:23,512 and I will give you anything you desire. 782 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,104 That's hot. 783 00:46:25,181 --> 00:46:26,978 Bow down to me. 784 00:46:29,185 --> 00:46:31,449 Bow down to the great god-king... 785 00:46:31,521 --> 00:46:33,182 Xerxes. 786 00:46:33,256 --> 00:46:34,848 I'm a Hilton. 787 00:46:34,924 --> 00:46:36,448 I don't bow. 788 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,260 But I do bend over. 789 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,456 Ah, good. 790 00:46:41,531 --> 00:46:44,364 There's a secret goat path into the Hot Gates. 791 00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:47,665 You could totally use it to defeat Leonidas. 792 00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:50,763 Ah- 793 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,104 And what do you desire? 794 00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:55,337 I want my record expunged. 795 00:46:56,379 --> 00:46:58,176 Oh, and I want that new Chanel purse. 796 00:46:59,849 --> 00:47:01,009 Thank you. 797 00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:03,814 I want throwing up to be fun. 798 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:06,481 You got something to say, say it- I got things to do. 799 00:47:06,556 --> 00:47:08,615 What was it? 800 00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:09,989 I can't remem- 801 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,789 Oh, God, geez, yeah. 802 00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:13,658 I want to get this hump removed. 803 00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,366 Mmm! 804 00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:31,605 Will you please just do it? It's really heavy and really hard to keep clean. 805 00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:33,876 Done. 806 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:37,612 Aah! 807 00:47:49,265 --> 00:47:51,199 As long as Xerxes doesn't find... 808 00:47:51,267 --> 00:47:53,565 the secret path to the Hot Gates... 809 00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:57,736 ...their vast numbers won't count for shit. 810 00:47:59,342 --> 00:48:00,775 My king! 811 00:48:02,912 --> 00:48:04,846 Catch your breath. 812 00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:06,745 Vanilla blended. 813 00:48:06,816 --> 00:48:09,114 What is it, boy? 814 00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:14,022 Xerxes has found the secret goat path... 815 00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:15,182 through the Hot Gates. 816 00:48:15,258 --> 00:48:16,282 Aw, shit! 817 00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:18,657 Damn that Paris Hilton. 818 00:48:18,728 --> 00:48:20,593 I hate her. 819 00:48:20,663 --> 00:48:22,153 He's deployed thousands of Persian soldiers... 820 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,494 that'll be here any minute. 821 00:48:28,938 --> 00:48:32,772 Dilio... 822 00:48:32,842 --> 00:48:34,332 how bad are your injuries? 823 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,642 Oh, it's, uh- it's just a scratch, my king. 824 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,483 You've got no eyes. 825 00:48:43,553 --> 00:48:45,953 The gods blessed me with a spare. 826 00:48:46,022 --> 00:48:47,614 No, they haven't. 827 00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:49,419 You just had the two. 828 00:48:49,492 --> 00:48:51,426 Jeremy has the spare. 829 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:58,724 I can still fight! 830 00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:01,469 Whoa! No! 831 00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,062 Dilio! Dilio! 832 00:49:03,139 --> 00:49:07,166 Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio. 833 00:49:07,243 --> 00:49:08,642 Walk with me. 834 00:49:10,313 --> 00:49:12,304 No. No. No. 835 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:18,385 Your fate is the most important. 836 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:23,586 You must go back to Sparta... 837 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:25,093 and tell of our tale. 838 00:49:25,161 --> 00:49:27,322 Yes, my king. 839 00:49:27,397 --> 00:49:29,627 Any message for the queen? 840 00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:44,504 None that need be said. 841 00:49:45,915 --> 00:49:47,678 Now go, Dilio. 842 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,947 Tell how 1 3 Spartans fought for honor... 843 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:54,012 for glory... for freedom! 844 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:58,018 Good luck, Dilio. 845 00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:17,671 Spartans! 846 00:50:24,954 --> 00:50:26,546 This is your final chance. 847 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:29,717 Bow down to me or you will die. 848 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:33,125 I bow for no man! 849 00:50:37,634 --> 00:50:39,864 Take a knee. 850 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,062 No! 851 00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,731 Curtsey. -Enough! 852 00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:48,070 Well, your sandal is untied. 853 00:50:48,144 --> 00:50:50,704 Oh... thanks very much. 854 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,372 See? Was that that difficult? 855 00:50:52,448 --> 00:50:54,348 No, wait, no! -Ah-tah-tah-tah-tah- 856 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:56,749 No, I wasn't bowing. -No, no, no. 857 00:50:56,819 --> 00:50:58,013 I was just doing my shoe! 858 00:50:58,087 --> 00:51:00,419 No, you acknowledged me as your god-king. 859 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,354 High-five! 860 00:51:01,424 --> 00:51:04,757 Ooh. 861 00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:06,260 What? 862 00:51:08,765 --> 00:51:10,596 What-What-What the hell is so funny? 863 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,430 - You! - Me? 864 00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:14,197 You greet like women. 865 00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:16,295 You idiots are wearing banana hammocks... 866 00:51:16,372 --> 00:51:17,498 and you're laughing at me? 867 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,064 Nowyou're pissing me off. 868 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:20,370 I'm getting everybody. 869 00:51:20,443 --> 00:51:23,139 Hello. Where you at? 870 00:51:23,212 --> 00:51:24,440 I know where I'm at. 871 00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,277 Bring in my vast army. 872 00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:27,441 You 13... 873 00:51:27,517 --> 00:51:29,041 putz are no match... 874 00:51:29,118 --> 00:51:30,710 for my massive Persian army. 875 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,516 They number in the millions! 876 00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:39,627 That's just a blue screen. 877 00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,095 Stupid. 878 00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:43,098 It's a visual effect. 879 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,031 It's going to be digitally inserted later. 880 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,036 And the army is quite impressive, as you can imagine. 881 00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:56,405 Gentlemen, may I present... 882 00:51:56,479 --> 00:51:58,845 Queen Margo. 883 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,499 Come on, baby. I'm gettin' a chubby. 884 00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:31,543 Boner alert. Boner alert. 885 00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,479 Okay, boys, make it rain! 886 00:52:33,549 --> 00:52:35,517 * Do the D-A-N-C-E, 1 -2-3-4 fight * 887 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:40,284 * Stick to the B-E-A-T, get ready to ignite * 888 00:52:40,356 --> 00:52:43,814 * You were such a P-Y-T, catching all the light * 889 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:47,385 * Just easy as A-B-C, that's how you make it right... * 890 00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:54,731 Good councilmen... 891 00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,237 I implore you. 892 00:52:56,305 --> 00:53:01,333 Your king, my dear husband, needs your help. 893 00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,140 Sparta will fall... 894 00:53:03,212 --> 00:53:06,511 if you don't agree to send the rest of our army. 895 00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,163 Gentlemen, our only hope for survival... 896 00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:23,960 is to surrender to Xerxes and beg for his forgiveness. 897 00:53:24,033 --> 00:53:28,231 Do not be swayed by the words ofthis common prick-tease... 898 00:53:28,304 --> 00:53:30,397 with crabs all up in her coochie. 899 00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:32,634 Ooh- 900 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,904 Oh, no, you didn't. 901 00:53:34,977 --> 00:53:37,036 Yes. Yes, I did. 902 00:53:42,318 --> 00:53:46,084 Queen Margo unleashed a venomous rage... 903 00:53:47,990 --> 00:53:52,154 ...much like Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3. 904 00:54:01,704 --> 00:54:03,069 I'm evil. 905 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:09,869 Made of sand. 906 00:54:20,089 --> 00:54:21,647 Ohh! 907 00:54:26,496 --> 00:54:27,360 Oh, no. 908 00:54:29,365 --> 00:54:30,696 Ooh! 909 00:54:36,572 --> 00:54:38,267 Oh... cute. 910 00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:40,707 Gross. 911 00:54:51,754 --> 00:54:53,813 What is it? 912 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,016 Oh! Oh! 913 00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:58,026 Oh, God! Oh! Oh, my God. 914 00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,492 How you like me now, Sandman? 915 00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:05,158 Oh, no. 916 00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:09,531 Dust-busting bitch! No! 917 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:16,544 No! 918 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,685 Ah- 919 00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:33,858 Well, tickle my nipples with a feather. 920 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,524 Xerxes is in Traitoro's top five. 921 00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:38,590 ALL: Grumble, grumble, grumble- 922 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,102 Traitoro was a... traitor? 923 00:55:41,170 --> 00:55:43,001 Duh! 924 00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:44,998 All in favor... 925 00:55:45,074 --> 00:55:47,542 of sending more troops... say aye. 926 00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:52,343 Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye- 927 00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:16,735 Spartans! 928 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,442 We have you surrounded. 929 00:56:21,510 --> 00:56:23,637 Lay down your weapons! 930 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:25,544 Come and get them! 931 00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:27,276 Formation! 932 00:56:33,756 --> 00:56:34,916 Um- 933 00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:38,427 A Spartan always protects another man's rear. 934 00:56:43,499 --> 00:56:45,228 Adjust your sword, boy. 935 00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,825 It's digging into my back. 936 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,003 But I'm not wearing my sword. 937 00:56:53,809 --> 00:56:55,003 Carry on then. 938 00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:56,908 CAPTAI N: My son. 939 00:56:56,979 --> 00:57:01,746 Today... you are truly a Spartan. 940 00:57:01,817 --> 00:57:02,806 Thanks, Father. 941 00:57:05,187 --> 00:57:06,154 Attack! 942 00:57:09,525 --> 00:57:11,686 Steady, Spartans! 943 00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:24,099 Remember this day, boys! 944 00:57:24,173 --> 00:57:27,370 For today is the dayyou die! 945 00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:30,003 Huh? -What? Huh? 946 00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:30,773 What? 947 00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:32,837 I- I mean they die. 948 00:57:32,915 --> 00:57:35,713 Today's the day they die- that's what I meant to say. 949 00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:39,780 Go! 950 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,470 Oh, what a bunch of dumb shits. 951 00:57:59,475 --> 00:58:00,999 God, that smarts. 952 00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:03,910 I am gonna go Hercules on your ass! 953 00:59:32,701 --> 00:59:33,998 Ghost Rider! 954 00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,933 You're going to hell. 955 00:59:50,252 --> 00:59:52,345 Stop, drop and roll! 956 00:59:52,421 --> 00:59:53,854 Stop, drop and roll! 957 01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:09,468 Yo! 958 01:00:19,081 --> 01:00:20,480 No! 959 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,543 Yo, Sonio. 960 01:00:25,287 --> 01:00:27,050 I'm gonna knockyour block off. 961 01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:28,954 Oh, shit. 962 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,991 Sonio! 963 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:47,535 You'll pay for this, Balboa. 964 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:48,577 Go for it. 965 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,983 Adult diapers? 966 01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:28,775 Botox... overdose. 967 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,190 Yes! 968 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,228 Yeah! 969 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,426 Yeah! 970 01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,702 Yes! 971 01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:58,108 Xerxes! 972 01:02:07,957 --> 01:02:11,757 It's a- a beautiful death. 973 01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,230 It's actually not that attractive. 974 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,351 * I'm a Barbie girl * 975 01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,757 * In the Barbie world * 976 01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:48,126 * Life in plastic, it's fantastic * 977 01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:50,665 * Come on, Barbie, let's go party! * 978 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,360 * Ah-ah-ah-yeah * 979 01:02:52,434 --> 01:02:53,992 * Come on, Barbie, let's go party * 980 01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:07,207 Ooh! 981 01:03:18,627 --> 01:03:19,958 Shit! 982 01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:30,701 Enough of this gratuitous video game violence! 983 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:53,587 Waah! 984 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,097 Ah- 985 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,159 Aha! 986 01:04:01,236 --> 01:04:02,863 A Transformer cube! 987 01:04:11,947 --> 01:04:14,848 Okay, baby, let's transform. 988 01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:51,719 I... am Xerxestron... 989 01:04:51,787 --> 01:04:55,814 equipped with advanced alien technology. 990 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,558 Leave Britney alone! 991 01:05:02,631 --> 01:05:04,394 He is a god-king. 992 01:05:04,466 --> 01:05:06,559 Please- 993 01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:16,134 Leave her alone! 994 01:05:16,211 --> 01:05:18,270 She's a human! 995 01:05:18,347 --> 01:05:20,747 Oh, oh, ain't that a bitch. 996 01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:31,388 Leonidas was true to his word. 997 01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,758 A god-king did fall. 998 01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:36,889 But unfortunately, right on them. 999 01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,016 I-I-I just- 1000 01:06:01,523 --> 01:06:03,650 Oh- 1001 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,688 Ooh. 1002 01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:08,286 Queen Margo. 1003 01:06:08,363 --> 01:06:09,830 Yeah. -Oh. 1004 01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:36,055 Leonidas and the Spartans... 1005 01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,092 died for honor... 1006 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,459 for glory. 1007 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:44,897 They died a beautiful death. 1008 01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:55,071 Today... we stand against 30,000 Persians. 1009 01:06:56,478 --> 01:07:00,414 But we now have 100,000 soldiers! 1010 01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:02,507 Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! 1011 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,611 To victory! 1012 01:07:13,962 --> 01:07:15,293 Ah. 1013 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:17,798 Follow me, boys. 1014 01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:20,426 I don't know. 1015 01:07:20,502 --> 01:07:24,404 And thus, Dilio blindly led the Spartans... 1016 01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:26,464 away from the Persians... 1017 01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:29,238 to Malibu... 1018 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:33,372 just as Lindsay Lohan was leaving rehab... again. 1019 01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:49,222 * At first I was afraid * 1020 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,391 * I was petrified * 1021 01:07:51,466 --> 01:07:55,402 * Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side * 1022 01:07:55,470 --> 01:07:57,597 * But then I spent so many nights * 1023 01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,664 * Thinking how you did me wrong * 1024 01:07:59,741 --> 01:08:01,333 * And I grew strong * 1025 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:03,674 * And I learned how to get along * 1026 01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:05,406 * And soyou're back * 1027 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,209 * From outer space * 1028 01:08:07,282 --> 01:08:09,614 * I just walked in to find you here * 1029 01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:11,744 * With that sad look upon your face * 1030 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,754 * I should have changed my stupid lock * 1031 01:08:13,822 --> 01:08:16,017 * I should have made you leave your key * 1032 01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:18,150 * If I had known for just one second * 1033 01:08:18,226 --> 01:08:19,989 * You'd be back to bother me * 1034 01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:21,825 * Go on, now go * 1035 01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,660 * Walk out the door * 1036 01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:25,996 * Just turn around now * 1037 01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:28,593 * 'Cause you're not welcome anymore * 1038 01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:29,830 * Weren't you the one * 1039 01:08:29,905 --> 01:08:32,339 * Who tried to hurt me with good-bye? * 1040 01:08:32,407 --> 01:08:34,307 * Did you think I'd crumble? * 1041 01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:36,310 * Did you think I'd lay down and die? * 1042 01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:38,312 * Oh, no, not I * 1043 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:40,177 * I will survive * 1044 01:08:40,248 --> 01:08:43,149 * Oh, as long as I know how to love * 1045 01:08:43,218 --> 01:08:45,049 * I know I'll stay alive * 1046 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,951 * I've got all my life to live * 1047 01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:48,819 * I've got all my love to give * 1048 01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:50,619 * And I'll survive * 1049 01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:52,353 * I will survive * 1050 01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:55,191 * Hey, hey * 1051 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,073 Whassup, dawg?! 1052 01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:11,704 * Ha-ha! It took all the strength I had * 1053 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,475 * Not to fall apart, dawg! * 1054 01:09:13,548 --> 01:09:17,507 * Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart * 1055 01:09:17,586 --> 01:09:19,747 * And I spent, oh, so many nights * 1056 01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:22,016 * Just feeling sorry for myself * 1057 01:09:22,090 --> 01:09:23,523 * I used to cry * 1058 01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:26,254 * But now I hold my head up high * 1059 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:27,818 * And you see me * 1060 01:09:27,896 --> 01:09:29,363 * Somebody new * 1061 01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:32,559 * I'm not that chained-up little person * 1062 01:09:32,634 --> 01:09:34,329 * Still in love with you * 1063 01:09:34,403 --> 01:09:36,667 That's "Britney," bitch. 1064 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:42,068 * And so you felt like dropping in * 1065 01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:44,044 * And just expect me to be free * 1066 01:09:44,112 --> 01:09:46,137 * Now I'm saving all my lovin' * 1067 01:09:46,214 --> 01:09:48,045 * For someone who's lovin' me * 1068 01:09:48,116 --> 01:09:51,381 * Go, come on, now, uh! * 1069 01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:55,289 * Britney's in the house, where my babies at? * 1070 01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:56,949 * Ah, like this * 1071 01:09:57,025 --> 01:09:58,356 * Go, now, go * 1072 01:09:58,427 --> 01:10:00,327 * Walk out the door * 1073 01:10:00,395 --> 01:10:02,454 * Just turn around now * 1074 01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:04,931 * 'Cause you're not welcome anymore * 1075 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,968 * Weren't you the one * 1076 01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:08,832 * Who tried to hurt me with good-bye? * 1077 01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:10,565 * Did you think I'd crumble? * 1078 01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,732 * Did you think I'd lay down and die? * 1079 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,866 * Oh, no, not I * 1080 01:10:13,942 --> 01:10:16,775 * I will survive * 1081 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:19,939 * Oh, as long as I know how to love * 1082 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,380 * I know I'll stay alive * 1083 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:23,281 * I've got all my life to live * 1084 01:10:23,351 --> 01:10:25,649 * I've got all my love to give * 1085 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,814 * And I'll survive * -That's right, dawg! 1086 01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:29,413 * I will survive * 1087 01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:31,584 * Hey, hey! * 1088 01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:35,087 * Hey, yo * 1089 01:10:35,163 --> 01:10:36,596 * When I wake up moaning, yawning * 1090 01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:37,927 * I put up my hands * 1091 01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:39,557 * Thank the Lord for what I got * 1092 01:10:39,634 --> 01:10:40,828 * And never stop my plans * 1093 01:10:40,902 --> 01:10:42,096 * Giving all for the goals * 1094 01:10:42,170 --> 01:10:44,195 * Got to keep it up, never let my head drop * 1095 01:10:44,272 --> 01:10:45,762 * Make me a home on my own * 1096 01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:47,172 * Better make the bed rock * 1097 01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:49,802 * A place for the dog, a garage, a yard to play around * 1098 01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:51,106 * Kitchen for missus * 1099 01:10:51,179 --> 01:10:53,044 * She be fixing them biscuits golden brown * 1100 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:55,709 * Got me a shorty and some kids, just like a family should * 1101 01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:57,809 * Made it through changes, that's how I live * 1102 01:10:57,886 --> 01:10:59,217 * And now it's all good * 1103 01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:00,618 * You gonna breathe now * 1104 01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:02,486 * It's all how you bounce back * 1105 01:11:02,557 --> 01:11:03,683 * How you bounce back * 1106 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,317 * It's all how you bounce back * 1107 01:11:05,393 --> 01:11:06,587 * You gonna breathe now * 1108 01:11:06,661 --> 01:11:08,492 * It's all howyou bounce back * 1109 01:11:08,563 --> 01:11:12,021 * How you bounce back, how you bounce back * -* Hey, hey * 1110 01:11:23,278 --> 01:11:24,506 * You gonna breathe now * 1111 01:11:24,579 --> 01:11:26,513 * It's all how you bounce back * 1112 01:11:26,581 --> 01:11:27,707 * How you bounce back * 1113 01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,273 * It's all how you bounce back * 1114 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:30,443 * You gonna breathe now * 1115 01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:32,350 * It's all how you bounce back * 1116 01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:35,253 * How you bounce back, how you bounce back * -* Hey, hey * 1117 01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:37,655 * Super-classic-play-a-listic homie, I'm the dopest * 1118 01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:39,626 * If you close your eyes and miss it * 1119 01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:41,184 * Ask me why I wrote this * 1120 01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:43,959 * I have come so very far to make this here my home * 1121 01:11:44,032 --> 01:11:47,001 * So if you thinking otherwise, I guess you thinkin' wrong * 1122 01:11:47,068 --> 01:11:49,696 * All it takes is all I got, a little bit oftry * 1123 01:11:49,771 --> 01:11:52,467 * And if you make my babies cry, I'll bustyou in your eye * 1124 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,270 * Gonna put in work, gonna make it happen * 1125 01:11:54,342 --> 01:11:56,105 * Ain't no way you could tie me up * 1126 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:57,645 * 'Cause I hocus-pocus, keep your focus * 1127 01:11:57,712 --> 01:11:59,441 * Then you know this, that's what's up * 1128 01:11:59,514 --> 01:12:00,845 * You gonna breathe now * 1129 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:02,508 * It's all how you bounce back * 1130 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:03,812 * How you bounce back * 1131 01:12:03,885 --> 01:12:05,443 * It's all how you bounce back * 1132 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,680 * You gonna breathe now * 1133 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,450 * It's all how you bounce back * 1134 01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:09,820 * How you bounce back * 1135 01:12:09,891 --> 01:12:11,916 * It's all how you bounce back. * 1136 01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:36,717 As the Spartans kicked major ass... 1137 01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:38,753 even Leonidas believed... 1138 01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:41,186 victory was theirs. 1139 01:12:41,256 --> 01:12:43,224 Victory is ours, boys! 1140 01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,451 Ah-ooh! 1141 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,261 Let's celebrate! 1142 01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:51,197 For tonight, we dine... 1143 01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,063 at Hooter's! 1144 01:12:53,134 --> 01:12:54,192 Hoo! 1145 01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:00,634 Eat from them... 1146 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,301 everything! 1147 01:13:02,377 --> 01:13:03,810 And tip them... 1148 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:05,278 nothing! 1149 01:13:05,347 --> 01:13:07,247 MEN: Yeah! Yeah! 1150 01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:09,283 It's Two-ferTuesday. 1151 01:13:09,351 --> 01:13:11,410 Yeah! 1152 01:13:11,486 --> 01:13:12,976 Come on! -No! Whoa! 1153 01:13:15,223 --> 01:13:17,418 Oh, isn't that sweet. 1154 01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:22,220 Oh...! Oh- 1155 01:13:22,297 --> 01:13:24,231 Oh- Oh- 1156 01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:25,994 That's my boy. 1157 01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:29,065 Where do you thinkyou're going? 1158 01:13:29,137 --> 01:13:31,298 Aah! - You little pussy. 1159 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:35,243 No! No! 1160 01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:40,678 That's it. 1161 01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:42,148 Yay. 1162 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:56,358 If you can dodge a golf ball, you can dodge a sword. 1163 01:13:57,265 --> 01:13:59,256 Ha! You missed. 1164 01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:02,029 Ow! 1165 01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:04,537 He can outflank us now, my king. 1166 01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,641 Men! 1167 01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:16,540 We are facing certain death. 1168 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,677 Cherries. 1169 01:14:18,753 --> 01:14:20,618 But... 1170 01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,453 the joke's on them, because they don't know... 1171 01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:26,824 that dying in battle is the greatest honor... 1172 01:14:26,895 --> 01:14:28,954 for any Spartan! 1173 01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:34,024 Ah-hoo. 1174 01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:37,503 God, that's a shitty plan. 1175 01:14:37,572 --> 01:14:39,870 Look, Leonidas... 1176 01:14:39,941 --> 01:14:41,806 war is not the answer. Heh-heh. 1177 01:14:42,477 --> 01:14:44,377 Trust me, I know. 1178 01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:47,006 No! War is the answer! 1179 01:14:58,326 --> 01:15:00,055 Where am I? 1180 01:15:03,498 --> 01:15:06,524 Spidey, you're fired. 1181 01:15:17,612 --> 01:15:19,739 Hi. How are you, Leonidas? 1182 01:15:19,814 --> 01:15:21,076 Ellen. 1183 01:15:21,149 --> 01:15:22,639 Listen, I don't know whyyou're so upset. 1184 01:15:22,717 --> 01:15:24,446 You look great. You know, the cape is great. 1185 01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:25,611 Love the... diaper. 1186 01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:26,813 I-I'd wear something very similar... 1187 01:15:26,888 --> 01:15:28,048 for Portia on Friday nights. 1188 01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:29,283 We get frisky. 1189 01:15:29,357 --> 01:15:31,348 Hello, Leonidas. 1190 01:15:31,426 --> 01:15:34,054 Wow, is it hot in here? 1191 01:15:34,129 --> 01:15:37,257 Okay, Portia, Portia, women, women, women. 1192 01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:39,061 Women, you like women. 1193 01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:40,260 I can see by your- 1194 01:15:40,335 --> 01:15:41,893 your reaction, you're not amused. 1195 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,962 It's the same reaction anyone who went to see Mr. Wrong had. 1196 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,406 Uh, let's play a game- maybe we could play a game. 1197 01:15:47,475 --> 01:15:48,635 How about "Who Sneezed?" 1198 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:49,734 It's a real easy game. 1199 01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:51,244 We close our eyes and someone sneezes... 1200 01:15:51,312 --> 01:15:52,745 and you guess who. 1201 01:15:52,814 --> 01:15:54,941 If it was you, you win- 'cause obviously, you know. 1202 01:15:55,016 --> 01:15:56,040 Listen, chill out. 1203 01:15:56,117 --> 01:15:57,778 Let's just dance, shall we? Come on. 1204 01:15:57,852 --> 01:16:00,343 That's right. Oh, boy. 1205 01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:01,719 Okay. 1206 01:16:01,790 --> 01:16:03,121 There you go, you're getting the hang of it. 1207 01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:05,751 You know, back and forth- - No, I can't do this! 1208 01:16:07,228 --> 01:16:08,718 Yo mama's so ugly, if she was... 1209 01:16:08,797 --> 01:16:10,594 on the Spice Girls, her name would be... 1210 01:16:10,665 --> 01:16:12,997 Dookie Spice! 1211 01:16:13,068 --> 01:16:14,729 Doo-doo! 1212 01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,600 Leonidas. 1213 01:16:18,506 --> 01:16:20,599 You should try Scientology. 1214 01:16:20,675 --> 01:16:22,506 I'm gonna set Katie free. 1215 01:16:24,179 --> 01:16:25,168 Yes! 1216 01:16:25,246 --> 01:16:26,975 I had to buy a million and one glitters... 1217 01:16:27,048 --> 01:16:28,777 with my own money, and I had to buy- 1218 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:31,318 I put them on by hand, Simon... 1219 01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:35,254 and my reputation is all I have, and for you to sit here... 1220 01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:37,951 telling me that I'm not intennigent- 1221 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,789 inte- that I'm not intenni- 1222 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,419 Let me start over. - Intelligent. Yeah. 1223 01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:42,656 Hang on. - Intelligent. Yeah. 1224 01:16:42,730 --> 01:16:44,595 I looked everywhere. 1225 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,725 Don't you hate when you're on an airplane, you know... 1226 01:16:46,801 --> 01:16:48,894 and the captain's, like, "If you look out the window... 1227 01:16:48,970 --> 01:16:50,767 toyour left, you're gonna see another plane"? 1228 01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:52,704 Am I right? See what I'm talking about? 1229 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,105 Another plane? Right? 1230 01:16:54,175 --> 01:16:55,665 Don'tyou hate when you're in the supermarket... 1231 01:16:55,743 --> 01:16:57,108 you know, and you're in aisle three. 1232 01:16:57,178 --> 01:16:58,475 And, like, "Clean up on aisle three." 1233 01:16:58,546 --> 01:17:00,036 You know? And you're, like, "What am I doing here?" 1234 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,514 I'm in aisle three, huh? Right? 1235 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:04,017 You're all my fans, right? You all love me, right? 1236 01:17:04,085 --> 01:17:05,552 Who saw Employee ofthe Month? 1237 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,019 Okay, that's cool. 1238 01:17:07,088 --> 01:17:08,316 Right? Yeah, what's up, Leonidas? 1239 01:17:08,389 --> 01:17:10,186 Super fingers to you. 1240 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:11,225 No. 1241 01:17:12,727 --> 01:17:13,819 Super fingers... 1242 01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:15,692 to you, Dane Cook! 1243 01:17:17,232 --> 01:17:19,723 This is a metaphor for my career. 1244 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,063 You're off my MySpace page. 1245 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,104 I'm really 42. 1246 01:17:25,773 --> 01:17:27,070 Sorry, I didn't hear whatyou said... 1247 01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,439 because I can't understand you... 1248 01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:30,205 'causeyou talk like this. 1249 01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:32,576 Your mama's such an old sloppy drunk... 1250 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:35,047 I thought shewas David Hasselhoff. 1251 01:17:35,116 --> 01:17:37,141 Yeah! 1252 01:17:38,953 --> 01:17:40,386 From Knight Rider. 1253 01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:41,581 Dinaladas, do- 1254 01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:43,146 Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas... 1255 01:17:43,224 --> 01:17:45,158 Dingledangle, do... 1256 01:17:45,226 --> 01:17:48,218 Ieg squats, and then you will be a star... 1257 01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:49,888 you will be a star. 1258 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:56,664 The last episode of Sopranos was most disappointing. 1259 01:17:56,738 --> 01:17:59,764 I mean, did Tony get whacked or live orwhat? 1260 01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:05,671 What happens in Vegas... 1261 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:08,272 stays in Vegas. 1262 01:18:08,349 --> 01:18:12,683 You just-You keep doing the thing you do... 1263 01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:16,087 'cause... the do is thing you do. 1264 01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:19,926 * Hey, DJ, turn me out * 1265 01:18:19,994 --> 01:18:22,394 * You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down * 1266 01:18:22,463 --> 01:18:25,159 * Ifyou want to show me, get below me * 1267 01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:27,633 * Shakeyour thing till you don't feel lonely * 1268 01:18:27,702 --> 01:18:29,602 * Hey, mister, break it down * 1269 01:18:29,671 --> 01:18:32,071 * You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground * 1270 01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:34,870 * You could play it real cool, act the old school * 1271 01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:37,605 * Jump around until your act is so cool * 1272 01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:49,055 * Clapyour hands ifyou're feelin' me * 1273 01:18:49,123 --> 01:18:51,921 * One to the two, two to the three * 1274 01:18:51,993 --> 01:18:54,188 * Clapyour hands ifyou're in the mix * 1275 01:18:54,262 --> 01:18:57,060 * Fourto the five, five to the six * 1276 01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:13,177 * Hey, DJ, turn me out * 1277 01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,716 * You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down * 1278 01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:18,411 * If you want to show me, get below me * 1279 01:19:18,486 --> 01:19:20,920 * Shake your thing till you don't feel lonely * 1280 01:19:20,989 --> 01:19:22,923 * Hey, mister, break it down * 1281 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:25,425 * You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground * 1282 01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:28,189 * You could play it real cool, act the old school * 1283 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,993 * Jump around until your act is so cool. * 1284 01:26:11,632 --> 01:26:13,862 When you're pushed, killing's as easy as... 1285 01:26:13,934 --> 01:26:15,925 dancin'.