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Hi. I'm Doug Stauber.
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I'm an assistant manager
at Donaldson's Grocery...
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where customers come first-
even customers who are nuts.
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- Mr. Stauber.
- Can I help you?
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This guy had some complaint
about the cracker Teddy Grahams...
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a honey graham snack.
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- Okay.
- He spoke some other kind of language.
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"Lerhman torsh."
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That's not Spanish, bro.
I don't know what that is.
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Okay, "Lerhman."
Let's go. Sorry.
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Oh, no.
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Lerhman, man,
I don't know, Lerhman. I don't-
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- Holy shit!
- At Donaldson's...
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the assistant manager
deals with customer complaints.
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What the hell?
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It's my job to keep a lid on this place.
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It's kind of hard.
I mean, it's not like I have a crack staff.
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Outside, we have a gang problem.
And we have two 14-year-old security guards...
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who stand as far away from the store
as they possibly can.
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And at the end of the day,
I get reviews from customers...
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whose feedback is important to us.
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I returned to the lot
from the grocery and found three black guys...
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sitting on my car eating snacks.
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They finally left,
but called me names and words like "tasty"...
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and "lick"and "titties."
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I have to turn these cards
over to our actual manager...
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who's usually on his way back
from a movie.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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- New cards?
- Yeah.
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Good ones?
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That's good.
"Lick." "Titties."
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I'm gonna take off.
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So my job has challenges.
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So I'm not smiling here
because I'm actually happy.
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I'm smiling because
I'm pretty sure my manager-
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who probably is actually happy-
expected me to...
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and I want to advance
and have a good career.
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I'm supporting the orbital bone
with my right hand...
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and the other hand
is right in her chest cavity, you know?
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I'm manually massaging her heart now.
I thought she was going to die.
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- How'd you get her back?
- Instinct.
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- Hey, Jen.
- Hey, Doug. You remember Mark Timms.
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- Yeah. Hi.
- Hi.
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We were just talking about how Mark
saved a two-year-old girl's life.
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Good job.
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- Oh. Tell Mark about "Teddy Grahams."
- That's all right.
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- It's hilarious.
- What?
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- This Teddy Grahams "snack slap" thing.
- Oh, snack slap?
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- He got in this little slap fight.
- What happened? Tell me.
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- Tell him.
- That's ok- No.
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No, come on, man.
I want to know. Come on, guy.
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And I'm asked to share my
graham cracker slap stories with my wife's boss...
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- who never remembers my name.
- All right.
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And my name's on my shirt. Right side.
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Just the first name though. I tried to put
"Mr. Stauber"on it, but I got reprimanded.
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Big deal. He saved an infant.
That's great.
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- If I had infant
-saving training, I could probably do it.
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Okay.
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Some days,
I didn't think anyone would call me "mister."
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I'd just be "Doug"...for good.
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You're a shoo-in, dude.
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- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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Hey, do you know where the expression
"shoo-in" comes from?
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No.
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The Romans used to-
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I'm the shoo-in- the leading shoo-in.
Totally.
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- Oh, you're the leading shoo-in.
- Yeah, totally.
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Come here, you sweaty bastard.
You sweaty shoo-in.
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- I'm really sweaty.
- I don't care. Come here.
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Oh, Jesus! You stink.
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- I'll take a shower.
- It's okay.
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Hey, guy, can you just give us a break?
One night?
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My partner's coming over.
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- I'm supposed to have this piece prepared.
- Man, we're trying to...
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have dinner.
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I thought you were makin' out. "A II sweaty."
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Compromise. I'll do scales.
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- Is it still for sale?
- Yeah.
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We should go get that house. This week.
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Because I'm gonna get that job,
and I feel really good about things.
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Me too.
Maybe we should wait though.
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I'm a shoo-in. And someone's
gonna snag that house. Let's do it.
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- Shoo-in?
- Yeah.
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All right. Let's do it.
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It was right there, what we worked for.
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Then this guy
comes down from Canada.
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#Every day I'm gonna strut that stuff#
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# When the music's loud
I can't get enough #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, feet
Teach yourself to move #
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# Hey #
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# People shufflin'
up and down again #
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# Unhappy faces
ain't gonna get you in #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, people
Teach yourself to move #
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# Hey, yeah #
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# Hey, all right #
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# Spread the news
We're gonna have some fun #
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# Let it go
Movin' son of a gun #
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# Singin', hi, singin', hi #
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# Come on, feet
We was born to move #
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- # Hey, yeah ##
- Got the loading dock right over there.
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- That's for blue stock only.
- Okay.
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- That gets logged in right away.
- Blue stock.
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And if it's before 8:15 in the morning,
you've got to do it.
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- Move it over right up there to that first pallet.
- Right.
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This way, as soon as it goes back,
it's rotated back to the first-
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We just moved.
My wife was transferred, so now I'm here.
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Richard Wehlner, from Quebec.
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And that's pretty much where it all started-
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some joker blowing down
from Canada...
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from a sister company
I didn't even know we had.
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Nice location.
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Yeah.
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- It's a Plus?
- What's that?
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- It's gonna be full size?
- Full size.
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This place will draw too.
There's not another grocery till Western.
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I'm gonna put in for it,
full manager.
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Yeah, me too.
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- So, okay. See you later.
- Yep. See you later.
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Eh, gimme five.
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Erickson's is our sister company.
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Okay.
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Yeah, they're all over Canada.
Wehlner's got, like, six years in up there.
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But I'm still the shoo-in, right?
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I don't know.
Wehlner's kind of a wild card.
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His work history transfers clean, so-
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I don't know about
this shoo-in business.
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So there's a microchip on the right
anterior wheel that has a sensor in it...
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and if it detects an obstacle,
it will engage the self-braking mechanism.
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So no more scratched door small claims, right?
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All right, here we go.
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I had to tell her I wasn't a shoo-in...
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- and that maybe the house was out for now.
- Whoa!
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That's no way to play the banjo.
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- I'm doing the best I can.
- No, you're not. Because you don't love me.
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- I love you intensely.
- Then show me...
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- by playing better banjo.
- Okay.
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Then show me... sexually.
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Dream or real?
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- Real.
- Oh, my God.
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Chapter Two.
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We'll learn the importance
of recognizing opportunities...
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to stand out at work
and to steer clear of trouble.
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We'll also learn that success
does not come to the timid...
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but to those like-
Richard Wehlner-
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who go out and make things happen.
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It's nice when
you bring your daughter's Brownie troupe...
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in for cupcakes
and they learn the word "cock."
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- Thanks, Donaldson's.
- Fuck.
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- Hey. Any good?
- No.
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- Well, what's the problem? We'll work on it as a team.
- The box is on the lot.
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- The lot's so fuckin' nuts.
- Well, what's so f'ing nuts about it?
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- It's just crazy. Lot detail means bad cards.
- Oh.
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Scott, why is the board here?
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Oh, they wanna run stock for the new Plus store
in Augusta. They want a stock list.
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Great. I'm eager to meet them.
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I'm eager to... too.
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... from Donaldson's, the champion of excellence.
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Whether it's Monday morning muffins
or a pie for Sunday's supper-
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Hey. Those cutters are still out there.
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- Well, I'm on stacking.
- Yeah, well, I'd go, but I gotta get my car washed.
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- Well, who's on lot?
- Richard.
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- Ask Richard.
- Yeah, h-he's with Kev from Pepsi.
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They're putting a new product up.
He asked for Richard.
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- He asked for him?
- Yeah.
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Been working together last couple of weeks.
They got friendly, so-
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Can you get out there? Just, uh-
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Listen, I have bad cards stacking up
from the lot. The board's here.
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I'll get you inside tomorrow.
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... from Donaldson's, the champion of excellence.
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Donaldson's is committed to
offering the widest selection-
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You can pretty
much do what you want.
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Anything?
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Yeah, man.
That wasn't what I meant. Come on.
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No, seriously.
If you want this whole section...
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it's Pepsi's world, right?
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Um, no, we got a lot of room.
I mean, if you need to expand a little bit...
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if you need more, I can-
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She got a fat pussy too. I'm talkin'
about a fuckin' milk truck pussy, nigga.
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Hey, guys.
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Yo, and a big-ass house made
from a chub pussy and her ass?
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- It's, like, damn!
- Come on, guys.
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You gotta walk around.
Uh, no cut-throughs.
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Whatever the fuck.
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- Hey, you can't cut through, dawg.
- Ah, fuck you, whopper.
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- What the fuck you callin' me "whopper."
- Whoa! Cool down.
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I bought a Charleston Chew.
Man, fuck you. Ask him.
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- Well, where is it?
- I ate it. Ain't I buy a Charleston Chew, asshole?
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Your name's Stauber, right? Doug?
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Yep.
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- Did he buy a Charleston Chew?
- Like, at 2:00.
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Did he buy a Charleston Chew this afternoon?
Come on, Stauber.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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- Then he's a customer, Stauber.
- I'm a customer every day buyin' Chews.
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Welcome, all you guys.
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You played this the wrong way, Stauber.
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What the frig are you doing?
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Here's how we're gonna fix this.
Come on.
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Go.
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Excuse me, young sir?
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I want to offer you-
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I'd like to offer you a complimentary
strawberry Charleston Chew.
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I indicated the flavor: strawberry.
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Thanks, strawberry faggot.
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I'm little Mr. Strawberries.
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And I was supposed to be inside that day,
not comping the Chews.
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Kev, I think you're all set. I'm gonna give you
the end cap, and- It was good to see you.
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- It's great to see you. I'm proud of you.
- You too, man.
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Um, like I said, if you need
more space on the shelves...
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I can always squeeze
Green River a little bit.
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Hey, uh, were you a male gymnastics?
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Was I a male gymnastics?
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Were you a male gymnastics
in the Junior Olympics? Ruiz Googled you.
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He says you were a male gymnastic
in Junior Olympics.
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No. I wasn't... male gymnastics
in Junior Olympics.
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Octavio- Come on, man.
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It's a joke, for morale purposes.
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Wehlner didn't say nothing. He's inside today.
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- You're lot.
- I'm just gonna take it down.
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We should eat.
You guys want something from the rotisserie?
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Let's snag somethin' from Deli.
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You're gonna love this deli.
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Their selection is out of this world.
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We're gonna place four lunch orders.
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He stole my Pepsi rep detail.
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No matter how you slice it,
that's a dick move.
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You deal with the poster.
Dick move, man. Deal.
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Rotating convention,
full benefits...
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69,000, a spot on the board.
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That's great.
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- It is.
- Hey, Doug. Doug Stauber!
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- Hey.
- It's my wife, Lori.
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I was just tellin' her
about this new place.
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Hey, come on over and meet Christine Wehlner.
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- Hey.
- Hi, I'm Jen.
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Lori. Pleased to meet you.
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- Hi. Doug.
- What kind of accent is that? It's really pretty.
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Scotland.
We met on a mission to Scotland.
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- On an army mission?
- Christian, man. Christian mission.
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Oh. Okay.
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Man,
when I cheese postered him,
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I didn't know he was a family man.
244
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Also, he's Canadian.
They're not the same as Americans. They're nicer.
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- Oh. Hey, Paul.
- Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.
246
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- Good to see you too. It's been a while.
- You're lookin' great.
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- Thank you very much.
- Hot enough for ya?
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I like it like this. Opens up the pores,
makes me feel really good.
249
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- Listen, I gotta run, but you're lookin' great.
- Okay. Thanks.
250
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- See you later.
- You too. Say hello to the wife.
251
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He was nice. And he
actually had a pretty good little explanation...
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for stealing my Pepsi rep, Kevin.
253
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So, yeah, I'm glad I saw ya...
254
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'cause I w-wanted to talk
to you off to the side about Kev.
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- Pepsi rep Kev?
- Yeah, about that stuff. Yeah.
256
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Uh, when we were
puttin' up the Jazz?
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I wanted to tell you-
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you know, off to the side- um...
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I'm a drug addict- recovering-
and an alcoholic.
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And, uh, Kevin's my program sponsor.
261
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Yeah, um, sponsor.
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Yeah. So, Wednesday,
I was havin' a-
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Well, I just really
needed to talk to him.
264
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- So I'm sorry if- I didn't mean to-
- Don't worry about it.
265
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- Come on.
- Okay. Thanks, Doug. That's awesome.
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- Oh, hey.
- No, I got it.
267
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- It's okay.
- I got it, Doug. Get outta here.
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Get on outta here.
269
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Who else is interviewing anyway?
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It's really mine, as the shoo-in.
271
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But, uh, I think they're going to sit down
with a couple of other guys as a formality.
272
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They don't stand a chance really.
273
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Not with you in this suit,
they don't.
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Is that guy still standingon
his balcony staring at us?
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Hey, do you mind if I listen on my headphones?
'Cause Canadian news is on at 1:30.
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That's cool.
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Chapter Four.
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Chances are,
you live in a metro environment...
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full of men trying their best
to get ahead.
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Millions. So how do you separate yourself
from the guy next to you...
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who may be younger
and also wants what you want?
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Through the quality of your work,
by flying higher.
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This chapter's entitled,
"Taking Off."
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Let's let this classic rock song
remind you what direction-
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Richard Wehlner-
is headed: up.
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Let's rock!
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#Ticktock, tick, doo, doo, doo-doo #
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#Ticktock, tick
Doo, doo, doo-doo #
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#Time keeps on slippin'
slippin', slippin' #
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# Into the future #
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#Time keeps on slippin'
slippin', slippin' #
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- # Into the future-#
- Richard Wehlner-
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- # I wanna fly like an eagle-#
- Richard Wehlner-
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#To the sea #
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# Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me #
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# I want to fly like an eagle-#
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- Richard Wehlner-
- #Till I'm free ##
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Our grocery-
We have Martin's projects right there.
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And we're trying to draw
from pretty high-end neighborhoods.
302
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:46,344
We get a lot of cut-throughs, but, uh,
keeping the lot safe is our number one obstacle.
303
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,978
And I don't shy away
from the lot. It's critical.
304
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,512
That's good. It's critical
at the Augusta Plus store too.
305
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,718
We have public housing right there.
306
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Yeah, it's a balancing act. You need safety,
but you also need good community relations.
307
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,798
I'm glad you mentioned
community relations.
308
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:06,600
The housing- those are our neighbors,
our customers too.
309
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,334
It's important to get along.
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Doug, what's this?
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- I grabbed this on the 19th.
- That's out of line.
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00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,648
Yeah.
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00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:26,419
- When did you get that?
- June 19th, at your deli, on the refrigeration unit.
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00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:31,656
- I think this is B.S.
- It is B.S.
315
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,995
I was probably on lot that day.
I like it out there.
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Who was inside?
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00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,936
Maybe... Richard?
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00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:49,309
- Richard Wehlner.
- Yeah. Mmm.
319
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,442
I think so. Yep.
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00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:57,682
You think he was on Deli,
or he was on Deli?
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00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,325
Was on Deli.
322
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,796
Send him in.
323
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:13,702
Doug, these aren't great.
324
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:18,869
Bear down. We'll get some fresh cards.
We'll take it from there.
325
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,037
I like what you're saying.
326
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,173
I need to like what you're doing
a little more.
327
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,183
Thank you.
328
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,052
- How'd it go?
- Good.
329
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,195
Hello, gentlemen.
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I'm Richard Wehlner.
Thank you for your valuable time.
331
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,465
Nice to meet you, sir.
Richard Wehlner.
332
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:48,097
Hi. How do you do?
Thank you for your valuable time.
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00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:03,243
In Canada, we don't say-
334
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:12,629
"Cutting the cheese" simply means
cutting the actual cheese.
335
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,862
It doesn't have a double thing,
so I just missed it.
336
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:22,105
Because in Canada, it's "cracking."
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00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:27,544
- The expression.
- It's "cracking" in Canada. Yeah.
338
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,104
We "crack the cheese."
339
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,150
"Cracking it"?
340
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,434
"Cracking the cheese"?
341
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,663
So I simply really believed
that Rogelio...
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00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,333
had been given
an intra-Deli award...
343
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,808
for cutting the actual cheese.
344
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,072
I'm sorry.
345
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,924
I simply believed Rogelio
had been given an intra-Deli-
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00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,958
I heard you the first time.
Listen. We have permit delays.
347
00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:28,972
We're on hold this month.
We won't be deciding for a few weeks.
348
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,702
Make up the ground.
349
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,041
- Okay?
- Okay.
350
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,977
Then that's all.
351
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,345
Well, thank you for gimme-
352
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,319
for giving me your valuable time.
353
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:50,455
Thank you for your time. I appreciate it.
Thank you, sir, for your time.
354
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,793
Thank you for this- for this moment.
355
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:56,300
Thank you very much, Mr. Cranston.
Appreciate it.
356
00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:00,498
Thank you very much, sir, for your time today.
You are a valuable person to me.
357
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,201
And I am sorry
about this cutting business.
358
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,210
That's the end of that.
359
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,803
No more cheese business.
360
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,919
Last stop, financial district.
361
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,428
So I never got to go over my cool
bullet points because of the fart gag joke.
362
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,364
The whole board saw it.
It was uncool.
363
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:30,833
Why don't you
forget about it for now?
364
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:34,338
I want you to blow off some steam.
I have an idea.
365
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:37,398
I signed us up for dance lessons.
366
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,876
- Oh, I don't know.
- Let's go for it.
367
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:43,540
- Let's do salsa. It's so beautiful.
- Not when I do it.
368
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,675
It's gonna be,
because you're a beautiful guy.
369
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:54,956
I don't know if I can do it.
Here, sweetie. Ready?
370
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,689
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna backslide.
371
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,035
All right. Let's go dancin'.
372
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,971
Ready? Whoo!
373
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,749
- How many pages is that?
- Eight pages.
374
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:34,491
It's so quiet.
375
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,792
Okay. Now we just need that $12,000 check-
the earnest money check.
376
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:09,960
If I can't make the big 10% down payment
in August, I can get this back, right?
377
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:15,371
Like, uh, if I don't get this job
that I thought I was gonna get?
378
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,809
Um, you forfeit that.
It will be a forfeiture in that amount.
379
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:22,005
- Is that bad?
- Yes.
380
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,312
"Forfeit," as in, you don't
get the money back.
381
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:29,478
The seller keeps the money.
It's so they're not hung out to dry...
382
00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:32,182
and it's also a way
of preventing schmucks...
383
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,282
from trying to purchase
houses they can't afford.
384
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,554
Yeah. Schmucks.
385
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:39,392
- What are you talking about?
- Schmucks who buy houses they can't afford.
386
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,024
- Are there really schmucks like that?
- Well, every once in a while...
387
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,227
we'll encounter a schmuck like that-
not often.
388
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:50,735
- Hey! Man, what the hell?
- Ah!
389
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,472
Holy shit.
390
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,174
- That was "Teddy"?
- Yeah.
391
00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:00,547
- He's smaller than I imagined.
- Yeah, well, he's got a lot of stamina.
392
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,790
It took us five years to save $ 12,000...
393
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:09,088
and I might have
just schmucked it away.
394
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,628
So Richard might be
a nice recovering drug guy...
395
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:15,393
but if I could slide ahead of him
at the company retreat, I was going to do it.
396
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:20,029
Hey, leaders in quality foods,
the Donaldson's difference- it's people.
397
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,871
And all of you-
here's the great news- are people.
398
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:27,275
Now concentration allows you
to shut out distraction.
399
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,337
Shutting out distraction, gang,
allows you...
400
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:34,545
to accomplish your goals
and achieve new heights!
401
00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:40,890
Get it in here, Chicagoland Donaldson's.
Come on.
402
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,928
Tout de suite it in here, make a stack of hands.
Right here in the middle.
403
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,361
Let's go.
Bunch of hands, here we go. Ready?
404
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:50,128
Now let's make it happen on "one."
Ready on "one"? One!
405
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:53,967
Let's make it happen!
406
00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:59,037
Here we go. Let's go.
You can do this, Mitch. Concentration.
407
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,476
And... block out distraction. Easy.
408
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:04,709
Here we go, Aaron.
That's it. That's it. That's it!
409
00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:07,513
Doug, you can do it.
Block out distraction.
410
00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:10,383
Block out distraction.
Very good.
411
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:14,915
What do you think, Richard?
Here we go. And-
412
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:18,485
It's not hot! It's not hot!
413
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,930
You've essentially attained your goal.
Blockin' out distractions!
414
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,934
Who's next?
Who's next?
415
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,562
Let's do it, Steve. You've got it.
You've got it. You've got it!
416
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,870
This guy's done this before, right?
You did this before on some weird island?
417
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,376
Here we go.
Hey, burgundy jumpsuit!
418
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:36,437
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
419
00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:43,915
Scott, you just concentrate,
concentrate, concentrate.
420
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:50,485
He didn't block out the distractions.
421
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,655
- Just get in the pool. You can try it again.
- Stop!
422
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,963
That's all right.
This is why we sign waivers, everybody.
423
00:28:57,035 --> 00:29:00,835
All right. Put the bags
on over your head. Everyone.
424
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:04,602
Right over the top.
Perfect. Okay.
425
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:10,512
Now, I want you to take off one thing
that you don't need... quickly! Come on!
426
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:25,456
Let's take something else off
that you really don't need... right away!
427
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:30,392
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
428
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:34,004
Something else you don't need.
Let's make it happen. Come on!
429
00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:38,304
Something else you don't
need. Come on. Let's go.
430
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:41,004
Something completely unnecessary.
431
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:46,543
Doug, can we take our sack off?
432
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,643
What?
433
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,156
- Did you take your sack off?
- I can't really hear you.
434
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:56,922
People, take off one more thing that you
simply do... not... need.
435
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:01,228
- Do it.
- Fuck.
436
00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,579
Okay, um-
437
00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:21,445
All right, everybody that still has a bag
on top of their heads, scream...
438
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:24,682
"My concentration skills
need improvement."
439
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:28,556
- One, two, three.
- My concentration skills need improvement!
440
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,764
Easy with the laughter.
441
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,823
Easy with that.
442
00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:44,067
That's enough. All right.
443
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,141
Who's up for some team building, huh?
Let's do it!
444
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,678
Let's head over
to the productivity obstacle course.
445
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,681
Guy, slap the clothes back on.
446
00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:54,547
Let's just watch the assumptions.
That's all it is.
447
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,152
Yeah, is this Chicagoland Pepsi?
448
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:01,658
Connect to Kevin Conoway, please?
449
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,694
Richard Wehlner.
450
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,092
Brighten the week with a sweet from Donaldson's...
451
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,660
the champion of excellence.
452
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,558
Scott, lot the full week?
453
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:48,834
Pepsi's sending a new season of stuff.
Yep. Kevin wants Richard.
454
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:53,810
- PepsiCo's chips and paperware-
- That's six days of bad cards from the lot.
455
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,869
I got two weeks before the board
decides about Augusta.
456
00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,348
That's one week of suck cards.
Come on, Fargas.
457
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:02,011
- What, are you callin' me by my last name now?
- Scott.
458
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:06,250
Kevin wants Richard. That's Pepsi.
Don't make a stink about it.
459
00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:10,988
You know what? I'm takin' lot. Give it to me.
They got lot concerns at Augusta.
460
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:14,054
I'm gonna get some prime lot cards.
I'm gonna show 'em I can do it.
461
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,123
- Awesome.
- I'm gonna jam for six days.
462
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,134
Awesome.
463
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:21,262
Let's make it happen!
464
00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:32,310
Hey, remove yourself! Get your pizza off there.
Get your butt off my car!
465
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:35,409
Fuck you, Mr. Chopsticks.
You Chungking fuck ass.
466
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:39,718
Hey, show some respect! Where is someone?
Can someone please help me?
467
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,887
That's addressed to the board,
for the cards.
468
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,456
They want the fresh ones.
469
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:56,934
Gordon "Jiminy."
A kid hanging out in your lot kidney punched me...
470
00:32:57,008 --> 00:33:01,206
because I offended him,
I guess, by doing nothing.
471
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,474
Kidney punched me.
472
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:06,346
There's a little bit
of a lack of security in your lot...
473
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,648
'cause your security guy
was sleeping in my car.
474
00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:11,878
Okay. The, uh-
The fucking chip is fixed...
475
00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:15,612
and, uh, here we go-
right towards my own private vehicle...
476
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,246
because that's how much confidence
I have in this.
477
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,347
Remember, this could be
your daughter.
478
00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:25,862
Fuck!
479
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:29,627
... as I offer you
a blueprint for success in the workplace.
480
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:34,034
And, like the eagle, you'll create
a commanding atmosphere around-
481
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,039
Richard Wehlner.
482
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:38,974
If you ever have
to choose between working inside and outside...
483
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:42,535
at a major American grocery store,
choose inside.
484
00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:46,947
Inside you have some freedom.
You have places to hide.
485
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:54,185
You can catch a breeze off the dairy cooler.
The girls work inside.
486
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,222
Mmm.
487
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,528
Outside sucks.
488
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,899
I just wanted
to let you know that everything was top-notch.
489
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,165
Yes.
490
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,571
You guys are really getting your shit together.
491
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:15,738
I fuckin' had it for a while there,
but I've sensed a shift. Hey, good shift.
492
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:18,748
Keep on truckin' in that direction.
493
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:20,750
I'll be a repeat customer.
494
00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:28,480
... cuttin' grass and shit?
495
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:32,154
I can call the police. So, just so you know,
this is Donaldson's property. You're trespassing.
496
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,221
- I'm on a parkin' lot.
- It's our lot.
497
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,064
- Fuck you.
- Heh, your ma's courteous. She took my ride, sissy.
498
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,902
What does that mean? Hey! Well, give 'em back!
499
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,533
Fuckin' get 'em.
500
00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,702
Fuck!
501
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,249
Fuck!
502
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,911
Fuck you, man, you know?
Back up.
503
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,387
- Back what?
- Back up. I'm not fuckin' around, dick.
504
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,924
What you call me, motherfucker?
505
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,257
Get off the lot! Get off me!
506
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,388
- Is he serious?
- Hey, he can't be fuckin' serious.
507
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,025
- Have a nice day!
- Have a nice day!
508
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:14,561
You have a nice day, fuckin' assholes!
509
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,245
Aren't you on lot?
510
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,804
I'm tryin' to fix these cards.
They got messed up.
511
00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:26,907
Don't forget, those go in today.
512
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,748
Half hour, I'm gonna go down there.
513
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:33,085
- Who's on lot?
- Just Bredon. Keith's sick.
514
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:36,490
Ah, put Octavio out.
He can come off Deli.
515
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:38,495
We got it covered.
You have the vest?
516
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,293
In my locker.
517
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:43,663
- Thanks, Scott.
- All right.
518
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,402
I don't know what you say.
519
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:04,443
I was trying to figure out if Brian..."Grall's"card...
520
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:08,982
said, "Your employees were very...
courageous"?
521
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:15,154
I wondered,
were any of them courageous?
522
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:18,794
Esteban? No.
Little Esteban? No.
523
00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:28,606
- Hey.
- Then I thought, fuck.
524
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:33,275
I found a whole stack
of D.E. 's in your locker.
525
00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:38,244
- Stauber.
- Yeah.
526
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,813
A whole stack.
527
00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:44,952
Scott, man, lot's so messed up.
528
00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,827
I know it is,
but it's not about you, okay?
529
00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:51,095
I'm going down to the Augusta Plus.
530
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:54,515
Why don't you pack your
stack and take a ride with me?
531
00:37:54,516 --> 00:37:56,401
I wanna see you hand these over.
532
00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:58,408
Pack your stack.
533
00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:02,003
A lot of the guys, when they're goin' out
to assist customers with their bags...
534
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,013
they're doin'
some lollygaggin' outside.
535
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,015
And everyone wants to get fresh air.
536
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,517
Don't get me wrong.
I like fresh air...
537
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:12,750
but we need you inside,
or else we're short-
538
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,325
Several young men taunted me with chants...
539
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:23,356
of "ching chong Chinaman"
and "cinnamon face"!
540
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:28,133
You know what? I'd like you
to read them to me right now.
541
00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:31,902
- Out loud?
- No, read them to me silently.
542
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:41,445
"My grocery list didn't include
sexual harassment, but thanks.
543
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:44,317
Beth Kopins, 84."
544
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,919
- You want me to read all of these?
- Yes.
545
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,087
- Fuck.
- I'm sorry?
546
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,858
That's on the card.
547
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:59,460
"Fuck, that was a great
shopping experience."
548
00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,971
- It doesn't say that, does it?
- No.
549
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:04,906
What does it say then?
550
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,844
Not a good demonstration of my managerial skills.
551
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:14,612
But I just decided to bear down,
motivate my staff to raise their game...
552
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:17,051
and just get more hands-on.
553
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:17,188
I was going to handle it. I was going
to keep my cool and handle anything.
554
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:22,023
I was going to handle it. I was going
to keep my cool and handle anything.
555
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,678
- Then something happened:
the Tater Tot incident
556
00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:25,654
You're on the lot.
557
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:28,392
provoked by what I call
the "Yoo-hoo smash."
558
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,400
Full Yoo-hoo.
559
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:35,132
Fuck!
560
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:38,028
That's assault! I'm callin' the police.
You're gone!
561
00:39:38,029 --> 00:39:38,733
Suck my dick.
562
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:39,659
You're fucking gone.
563
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,471
All spiced up with a little Mace.
564
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:49,348
- I mean, what did he do? Did he grab you?
- He, like-
565
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,615
A bottle hit me,
and then he tugged at my shirt.
566
00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,658
- He threw it?
- I don't know, someone in the group!
567
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,319
Hey, you Maced him full in the face.
He's in the hospital.
568
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,584
Why don't you calm down?
569
00:39:58,585 --> 00:40:00,831
He hit me in the head with a bottle.
It's out there.
570
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,298
Look, pal, there's a lot of bottles out there.
571
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:05,835
What I know is, he's got a face
full of liquid frenzine...
572
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:10,033
his mom and dad are upset, and I'm tryin'
to figure out what he did to you.
573
00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:14,976
They wanna talk to somebody-
an owner, they said.
574
00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:17,138
I have to call the board.
Frig.
575
00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:20,672
- Man, he grabbed me.
- Are you going to press charges?
576
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:25,120
I don't know. I have to talk to the board.
Are they? Can they?
577
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,681
I don't know.
The parents are upset.
578
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:43,399
Javier, what are you-
You just left these here?
579
00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,499
The bag's damaged.
580
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:49,068
What, are they gonna melt?
Come on, man.
581
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,051
This is bullshit.
582
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,680
This... is...
583
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:00,724
bull...
584
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,453
- shit!
- Ow!
585
00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:06,223
- Hey! Whoa!
- What?
586
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,414
He's whippin' stuff at me.
587
00:41:07,415 --> 00:41:09,733
I was tossing them out.
He walked right in front of me.
588
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,860
It hit me in the wrist.
They're heavy.
589
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:14,928
Ow. They're frozen.
590
00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:18,839
- Fuck you, Wehlner.
- What is your problem?
591
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,036
You want to file an in-store?
592
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:25,172
- What?
- An in-store. An in-store complaint?
593
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,707
Geez. I don't know. It just-
594
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:30,913
They're pretty dense.
They're frozen potatoes.
595
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:34,355
- Man, fuck you, Richard.
- What is your f'ing problem?
596
00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:42,094
Something's wrong.
What's been bothering you?
597
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:45,925
You know, in the case
I don't get this job-
598
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,597
in a weird case
I don't get this job-
599
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:51,869
it's going to be four more years,
because there's no new store planned.
600
00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:55,901
You're making too much of this new job.
I mean, I can go back to school-
601
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,005
there's night school-
and be a practitioner.
602
00:41:58,082 --> 00:41:59,354
You don't need this pressure.
603
00:41:59,355 --> 00:42:01,779
We can do it together, just like
we've done everything so far.
604
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:05,288
Jen, I don't want you waiting for the bus
at night in February.
605
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:10,055
You already work two shifts.
Night school? You don't want to go back.
606
00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:13,460
- I don't want to, but I will.
- You're not going to.
607
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,658
- Doug, look out!
- Oh, fuck.
608
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,166
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey.
609
00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,566
Hey! Hey!
What's your fucking problem?
610
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:23,903
He has an issue with the coupons.
611
00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,250
What, man? What issue?
612
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:28,673
Y-You do not honor the coupons
anymore for his snacks, yeah?
613
00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,751
All right. I'll honor your coupons.
Stop slapping me.
614
00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:32,307
Okay? Stop?
615
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:36,945
You can't go around slapping people.
What country are you from, Insane Land?
616
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,615
Hey, Jen.
617
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:44,520
- Hey, guy.
- Hey.
618
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,971
I wonder if anyone else here...
619
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,633
got slapped in the eyes yesterday
over a graham cracker snack?
620
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,733
Probably not.
621
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,506
I'm just gonna try to forget
about that particular embarrassment...
622
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,548
via some beers.
623
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:11,444
Hey. Wanna top me off there,
Teddy Grahams?
624
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,228
Are you enjoying your drink?
625
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:21,128
Then I started working
at the grocery, and-
626
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,292
You know, that's been pretty okay.
627
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:26,666
Because you can have
a family, you know?
628
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,365
And, uh, move up in administration.
629
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,965
Save a little money.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
630
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,566
- Yeah.
- You know?
631
00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:35,703
So it's been good-
632
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,145
till this guy from Quebec
comes along.
633
00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:40,012
You told me about that already.
634
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:42,712
- I did?
- Yeah.
635
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,050
Hey, I have an idea.
636
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:48,353
Let's get down sexually right now...
637
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:50,416
while you play the banjo.
638
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:53,361
- Good idea.
- Is that even possible?
639
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,667
Oh, that's the spot, dude.
640
00:43:57,735 --> 00:44:01,398
- Oh, right on.
- I guess so.
641
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,736
I had to get up early that morning, too...
642
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:06,173
to write a Mace apology speech
for the community center.
643
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:09,406
I hadn't written a speech since Webelos.
644
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,381
"While on a courtesy patrol,
the group of young men...
645
00:44:12,449 --> 00:44:15,441
"approached a Donaldson's customer and me
while making threats...
646
00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:18,352
and I was struck in the head
by a bottle of Yoo-hoo."
647
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,761
How do you know
who threw that Yoo-hoo?
648
00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:31,592
I noticed, um, previous to the thing...
649
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,127
that the young man that I had
the altercation with was drinking Yoo-hoo.
650
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:39,471
After I was struck, I noticed that he wasn't
drinking Yoo-hoo anymore.
651
00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:44,072
And there was no one else
in the lot, so-
652
00:44:44,148 --> 00:44:48,107
"I discharged a single pull of Mace
in his direction."
653
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,244
I'm glad he's recovered.
654
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,984
"But the incident only occurred because
customer care is priority one at Donaldson's.
655
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:59,120
"It would have happened
if the customer's safety was threatened...
656
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:02,632
" by a group of any creed or color.
657
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,260
"We at Donaldson's are proud
of our ties to the community.
658
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,269
"We think it's a great one.
659
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:12,604
"We intend to continue to provide a courteous
and safe shopping atmosphere for you...
660
00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:15,110
"and we intend to continue
to provide shopping carts...
661
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:18,148
"with that one wheel
that just won't work right.
662
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:25,148
"We understand that the young men
involved in the incident...
663
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,680
"are not good examples of the community,
but are troublemakers...
664
00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,785
"who there are a lot of
everywhere in this day.
665
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:35,423
"The incident was unfortunate
for both parties...
666
00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:38,127
"but we won't let a few bad apples
spoil the batch.
667
00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:41,194
You can be sure of that.
Thank you for coming."
668
00:45:57,287 --> 00:45:59,866
I think everybody's
feeling pretty good about it.
669
00:45:59,867 --> 00:46:00,279
Yeah.
670
00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:03,190
- It's isolated.
- Oh, yeah. It's a one-time thing.
671
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,194
What's that?
672
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:08,026
I agree. It's isolated.
I think it was just some black apples.
673
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:10,089
We won't be seeing
that happen again.
674
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,296
Black apples.
675
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,807
- What's that?
- You said "black apples."
676
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,844
- I said "bad" ones.
- The fuck you said "bad."
677
00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:30,011
- Bad apples.
- You said "black."
678
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:33,250
I'm sorry if there's some confusion.
Maybe in the confusion, l-
679
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:36,258
Hey, come on. It's been a long day.
That was a slip.
680
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,226
This is a lot of shit.
681
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,229
You are not a black apple to me.
682
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:45,894
I said that possibly there was
one black one in the batch. Not you.
683
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:50,565
And I didn't mean to say black.
I meant "back."
684
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,474
"Blatch." "Blad."
685
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,478
"Blapples."
686
00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:01,444
Where'd you get this fucker?
687
00:47:03,453 --> 00:47:07,947
Let's catch up outside.
I'll hit you with some gift certificates.
688
00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:09,959
You hear that guy?
689
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:12,894
"Where'd you get this fucker?"
690
00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:15,261
Maybe I don't belong here.
Maybe he's right.
691
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,826
You-You just-
692
00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:22,633
You said "blapples," hon.
It was weird.
693
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,834
Let's- Let's find a way for you
to spend some time alone...
694
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:30,846
get cooled down.
695
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:33,439
No payments, right?
No pressure.
696
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,384
- Right.
- We'll find you something to get lost in.
697
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,320
Chapter Eight.
698
00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:49,331
- "Keeping Your Cool."
- Fuck.
699
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:53,267
Have you ever seen
an eagle blow his top?
700
00:47:53,337 --> 00:47:57,273
Do your best to keep your cool.
701
00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,242
Stay loose.
702
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,411
Fuck.
703
00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:09,577
Every life has its frustrations...
704
00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:13,817
but be careful not to let them
get the best of you in front of your family.
705
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:20,495
Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly
way to express life's frustrations.
706
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:25,800
Fuck you! Ship fuck!
Asshole ship!
707
00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:29,327
Seven seas fucker!
Jolly fucker!
708
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:33,274
- For Chrissake.
- No one can do that! It's impossible!
709
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:35,573
Not even a guy with tiny hands!
710
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:37,876
Not even a guy with a child's hands!
711
00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:42,647
Fuck that!
712
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,085
I guess it was mean enjoying a rainbow cone...
713
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:47,487
to celebrate Richard's racial slur.
714
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:49,582
But I had a feeling
he was starting to crack.
715
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,527
A couple more little things-
he might just fall apart.
716
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:55,497
Black apples?
What an a-hole.
717
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:00,903
What do you have?
718
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:03,599
Hey. Oh, almeja sauce.
719
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,665
Yeah, I'm gonna make dinner tonight.
720
00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:08,142
We've been stressed
about getting this job, so-
721
00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:10,611
I wanna make something.
We're just gonna take it easy.
722
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:13,241
It's supposed to be good,
Mateo and those guys said.
723
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,842
- You got that clam sauce?
- Yeah.
724
00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:18,348
You should ask Sylvia
Rojas about her almeja sauce.
725
00:49:18,349 --> 00:49:19,320
Yeah? She makes it?
726
00:49:19,389 --> 00:49:22,586
Almeja? That means "clam"in Spanish.
727
00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:26,060
It also means something dirty-
P- U-S-S-Y.
728
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,893
The baggers say it all day-
the dirty way.
729
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,435
Yeah, okay, guys.
730
00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:36,995
Ask her, papa. She's got a good recipe.
731
00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:39,872
Should I tell him it means P-U-S-S-Y?
732
00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:43,037
Or should I break him down?
He put me on lot for a week.
733
00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:45,604
Go ahead, learn some Spanish-
the inappropriate way.
734
00:49:45,682 --> 00:49:48,082
Sylvia.
735
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,982
Um-
736
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:55,522
Mmm!
737
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,242
Richard.
738
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,210
Did you ask Sylvia
about her clam sauce?
739
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:17,576
Yeah.
740
00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,377
You say it was the best?
741
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,712
Yeah.
742
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:23,912
That's pussy sauce.
743
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:27,820
What?
744
00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:31,054
That's pussy sauce.
745
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:33,062
It's her pussy.
746
00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:54,375
The Good Life. Chapter Nine.
747
00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:58,615
"Dignity and Respect
and Their Importance in the Workplace. "
748
00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:02,351
Gaining the respect of colleagues
does not happen overnight...
749
00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:05,486
but these feelings-
dignity and respect-
750
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,690
are a necessary part of a good life.
751
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:14,101
- Just frustrated.
- Are you going to slide back to a bad place?
752
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:17,106
Not by a long shot.
Lori, not by a mile.
753
00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:25,046
I've just had a bad day.
754
00:51:25,115 --> 00:51:27,106
I'm feeling a little
turned around here.
755
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,880
- Maybe I'm missing home.
- It's the home of the eagle.
756
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:34,287
- "It's a great place to soar," you said.
- Yeah.
757
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:37,224
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
758
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,922
I just feel like I'm at camp
and I want to come home.
759
00:51:44,534 --> 00:51:47,526
You did male gymnastics
in the Junior Olympics?
760
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:51,301
- What?
- You were a male gymnast? Lopez said.
761
00:51:51,374 --> 00:51:52,659
I don't know what they're saying.
762
00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:54,605
Name same as mine popped
up on Google or something.
763
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:58,571
Hey, watch your soups.
764
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,941
What about my soups?
765
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,377
Your soups are sloppy.
766
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,984
- We're gonna be okay.
- Thanks, Lori.
767
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:14,360
- I love you.
- I love you too.
768
00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:16,592
- I'll see you at home.
- I'll see you.
769
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,657
I just have to log
these Mesquite Crunchers.
770
00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:20,703
Bye.
771
00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:24,706
Hey.
772
00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:28,911
Are you gonna write me up, Doug?
773
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,913
No, man.
774
00:52:46,062 --> 00:52:49,930
Yeah, I just- I just feel like
everything's getting to me.
775
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,730
I know.
776
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:56,431
Hey, smoke it down, bro.
I would, too, but I get bad headaches.
777
00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:02,300
I had some, like, lost years.
778
00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:06,215
Man, I was in a motorcycle gang.
779
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,646
Fuck you!
780
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,585
I guess I'll just get everybody.
781
00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,694
- Have a nice day, hon.
- You too.
782
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:30,498
Man, come on!
783
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:34,408
We found each other
and started a family.
784
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,404
We said we were gonna
make a go of it.
785
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,153
It's just hard.
786
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,281
I mean, day care's 300.
Our premiums are 400.
787
00:53:47,357 --> 00:53:49,621
This dance class is $280 U.S.
788
00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:51,627
Yeah.
789
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,688
This is what I did.
790
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:58,791
I bought a house
that I can't even-
791
00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:02,803
I can't even nearly afford.
792
00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:08,303
I'm gonna tell Lori I toked up.
793
00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:11,279
Yeah. I'm gonna tell Jen.
I have to.
794
00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:13,282
Because that's how you get happy-
795
00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:16,717
leading an honest life no matter
what your life's like beside.
796
00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:21,888
So I'm telling her.
Because that's a man.
797
00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:24,153
Because-
798
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,492
If you have that
"to the max" clean love-
799
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,828
man, that-that "all the way" love-
800
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:35,703
then you could be even,
like, a midget or something...
801
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,797
and still light it up with a smile.
802
00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:42,903
So go on, let it shine.
803
00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:45,846
I'm not bullshittin'.
Lori, I can make a go of it.
804
00:54:45,915 --> 00:54:48,475
We're goin'. We're goin' to Glasgow,
fuckin' like it or not.
805
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:52,510
Okay, great. Yeah, go visit your grammy.
And then come on back, yeah?
806
00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:55,387
Make it a holiday. I'll show you
I can make a big dancing go of it.
807
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,585
Tell your grammy I said hi.
I'll be seeing her.
808
00:54:57,661 --> 00:55:00,255
I'll tell Grammy that you're a doper.
I'll tell Grammy that.
809
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:02,491
Whoa. Lori, don't.
810
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:05,466
Okay, Chrissie. Have a little holiday
with your grammy.
811
00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:08,732
- All right. Let's go.
- I'll be seein' ya.
812
00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,796
Lori, make it a holiday.
813
00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:17,340
- Will you get the mail in when you get home?
- Yeah. No problem.
814
00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:19,382
- I gotta tell you something.
- Mark, you remember Doug.
815
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:22,612
- Yeah. Hey. Teddy Grahams.
- Yeah, hey.
816
00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:25,159
We got surgery at 10:00.
A cleft palate- two-year-old.
817
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:25,519
Okay.
818
00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,277
What's a cleft palate?
819
00:55:27,278 --> 00:55:31,117
It's a deformation of the "mascus"
- the lower face.
820
00:55:31,194 --> 00:55:34,527
Medically, it's "masculari horriblus"...
821
00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:37,725
which is Latin for "monster face."
822
00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:41,897
And I guess some of these kids
really do feel like monsters.
823
00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:45,031
But we restore them to normalcy.
824
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:47,372
You should see it, man.
It's beautiful.
825
00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:52,411
- Man.
- Yeah.
826
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,983
- What? Tell me what.
- Nothing. I'll see you tonight.
827
00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:02,786
Okay.
828
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,985
- Let me show you something.
- Yeah.
829
00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:16,966
One way to go from
planning to tell the truth to telling another lie...
830
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,771
is to find a gift from your wife-
who has no money-
831
00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:23,005
of some long-sleeved shirts...
832
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,013
because she believes
you'll dress more formally...
833
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:28,778
as the shoo-in boss of a large grocery
because you said this.
834
00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:31,912
When the truth is you might
stay a "short sleever"...
835
00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:35,856
for the foreseeable future
of thousands of days.
836
00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:38,655
- Hey. I like my shirts.
- Hey.
837
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:40,958
What are you doing?
838
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:44,591
It's for night school-
for the school thing, for just in case.
839
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,601
I thought I should do it.
840
00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:50,469
- Are you worried?
- No. But just in case.
841
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,373
I didn't want to miss the sign-up.
I want to save a spot.
842
00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:57,106
- You have to write a check?
- 180.
843
00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:01,181
Don't. Because I got the job.
844
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,719
- They decided?
- Yeah. I got the job.
845
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:07,052
- Doug! You are great!
- Yeah.
846
00:57:08,057 --> 00:57:10,525
Good-bye, banjo fuckers!
847
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,527
Yeah.
848
00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,736
I don't know what that was.
849
00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,136
A lie wish?
850
00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,868
Way to go, Doug!
851
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:30,011
Whoo.
852
00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:54,362
Hey, Scott, I wanted to mention, um-
853
00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,428
My wrist is acting up a little...
854
00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:59,031
from the Tater Tot thing.
855
00:57:59,108 --> 00:58:03,044
So I think I should
probably do that in-store.
856
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,875
The in-store complaint?
857
00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:07,041
- Yeah.
- All right.
858
00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:09,550
That circulates through the company-
859
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:12,611
to the board, everywhere.
860
00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:16,785
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I think that's probably for the best.
861
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,885
You know, in case he does it
to somebody else.
862
00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:24,199
- Okay. I'll get the forms.
- Thanks, Scott.
863
00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:28,601
Because it's flaring up.
864
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,948
#I could be wrong #
865
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:43,578
# I could be right #
866
00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:52,493
# Could be wrong #
867
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,290
# I could be wrong
I could be right #
868
00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,097
# I could be black
I could be white #
869
00:59:00,169 --> 00:59:04,003
# I could be right
I could be wrong #
870
00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:06,473
In-store complaints are for real.
871
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,205
They're for gross and flagrant violation
of company conduct.
872
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,213
It says it on the paperwork.
873
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:14,944
- Goddamn it.
- Guys get fired for them, not promoted-
874
00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,952
to jobs their wives already
think they have.
875
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:25,424
Oye. I heard from Scott.
876
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:29,124
He say you into gymnastics
all the way for males.
877
00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,972
# Could be wrong #
878
00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:40,966
# I could be right #
879
00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:50,383
Our classes are a "no refund" policy.
880
00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:53,388
Right. Uh-
881
00:59:53,456 --> 00:59:56,186
My wife-
882
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,725
Due to circumstances, my wife
won't be able to be my partner anymore...
883
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:04,960
and that's cash money.
884
01:00:05,034 --> 01:00:08,060
You can transfer your deposit
if you like.
885
01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:11,004
We have one class
available for singles.
886
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,383
# I could be wrong #
887
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:25,082
# I could be right #
888
01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:32,295
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner.
- Hey, Hardy.
889
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:35,423
- Hey, Mr. Wehlner.
- Hey, Hardy.
890
01:00:35,498 --> 01:00:37,830
- How you doin'?
- Doin' good.
891
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:41,131
- What'd you do last night?
- Went to the movies with my sister.
892
01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:43,229
- You did? That sounds awesome.
- Yeah.
893
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,240
- Guess what.
- What?
894
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:49,438
- I'm growing a mustache.
- All right. That's cool.
895
01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:52,538
Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job
in the store here.
896
01:00:52,615 --> 01:00:54,606
- Thanks. You too, man.
- Keep it up.
897
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,427
- What's going on?
- Oh, nothing.
898
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:12,297
Just... Hardy.
899
01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:14,928
It just gets sad sometimes.
900
01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,529
Do you know why Hardy's hand
is powdered?
901
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,303
Why?
902
01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:23,402
'Cause retarded guys
masturbate so much...
903
01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:26,573
that they rub the skin
off their penises.
904
01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:30,141
It's just-They don't know better.
905
01:01:30,219 --> 01:01:33,347
Just-They have a hard time
not jerkin' off.
906
01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:37,954
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
907
01:01:39,662 --> 01:01:43,189
- Scott in?
- Yeah.
908
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,497
- I think Scott's in Receiving.
- Okay.
909
01:01:46,569 --> 01:01:48,285
I wanted to ask you a
question about the application.
910
01:01:48,286 --> 01:01:48,730
No problem.
911
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:50,739
I'll see you guys later, all right?
912
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,741
Hey, fellas.
913
01:01:57,313 --> 01:01:59,304
What was he doing?
914
01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:03,409
- Was he talking about jacking off?
- Richard?
915
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:05,954
He was talking about jacking it?
916
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,956
In front of customers?
Jacking dicks?
917
01:02:21,337 --> 01:02:25,034
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
918
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,698
F. you!
919
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,530
- What?
- I didn't say that.
920
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:55,469
They asked me what you said.
That's what you said.
921
01:02:55,538 --> 01:02:58,837
- You know what? Fuck you, Doug.
- That's what you said.
922
01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:01,308
How's your wrist?
How's your wrist, Richard?
923
01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:03,641
- You're bogus.
- I'm bogus?
924
01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,816
You lace that thing on,
try to fuck me out of a job-
925
01:03:05,817 --> 01:03:07,046
out of money for me and my wife.
926
01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:08,845
Those things weigh 62 grams.
927
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:12,752
I don't know what a gram is,
but I guess that's a lot 'cause you're hurt.
928
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,756
Get off me, Wehlner!
929
01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:17,190
See you later, Tappy.
930
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:20,161
What, are you wearing tap shoes?
931
01:03:20,229 --> 01:03:22,163
Lori left me, little boy.
932
01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:24,597
It's the only class
I can attend as a single.
933
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,033
Goddamn! Come on!
934
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,433
Is that guy wearing tap shoes?
935
01:03:38,181 --> 01:03:40,615
Come on!
936
01:03:40,683 --> 01:03:42,275
- Fuck off!
- Yeah?
937
01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:44,251
Come on, dick!
Come on!
938
01:03:47,123 --> 01:03:49,023
- Fuck you!
- Hold it! Not cool!
939
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,622
Not cool! Go inside.
940
01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:58,166
Sorry, Scott.
941
01:03:58,234 --> 01:04:00,361
- Dancing bear.
- Yeah, wife liar!
942
01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:07,269
I was lunching with Jen...
943
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:10,278
trying to forget about it and roll into
the crucial second interview.
944
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:14,406
Then I spied that Big World.
945
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:16,508
Remember Do-Good and Dodo?
946
01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,915
Dodo makes lunchtime
unpleasant for everyone.
947
01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:34,094
Do-Good shares his peanut brittle
with the new... Negro.
948
01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:38,497
"Negro"?
949
01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:41,441
What the fuck?
950
01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:47,843
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
951
01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:52,319
Sometimes, Do-Good cleans up a mess...
952
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,322
even if he didn't make it.
953
01:04:56,659 --> 01:05:00,151
Dodo is sometimes simply
not a good young man.
954
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,711
Hey, Lori. It's me.
955
01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:26,812
Hey, uh, tomorrow's the big day-
the final sit-down.
956
01:05:26,889 --> 01:05:29,255
You know, the final interview thing.
957
01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:31,452
Then they make their decision.
958
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:33,995
Hey, guess what.
I'm taking tap dancing.
959
01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:37,829
The studio wouldn't give me
the deposit back, so I'm tappin'.
960
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:40,061
I've gotta say I really like it.
It's real-
961
01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:42,866
It's a real dance style.
Very expressive.
962
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:46,067
Um, anyway, whatever.
I'm still dancin', practicin'.
963
01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:48,076
And, uh-
964
01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,669
Listen, Lori.
965
01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:52,976
I love you, and I miss you.
966
01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:56,246
Bye.
967
01:05:56,319 --> 01:06:00,688
# And deep down
we were really in love #
968
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:05,621
# Oh, but I'm tired
of holdin' on #
969
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,822
# To a feelin'
I know is gone #
970
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:11,492
A man probably has just a half dozen or so...
971
01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:14,695
really critical days in his life-
that's all-
972
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:19,798
a few days that can totally determine
the quality of his future.
973
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:24,539
This chapter is dedicated to helping you-
Richard Wehlner-
974
01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:30,313
to make the most of the few really golden
opportunities many of us will actually have.
975
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:34,482
So let's let this classic track
take us into Chapter 10.
976
01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:39,051
"Time for Me to Fly."
977
01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:41,824
# Time for me to fly #
978
01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:45,128
# Oh, I've got
to set myself free #
979
01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:47,931
- # Time for me to fly #
- # Oh, baby #
980
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:51,701
# That's just how
it's got to be #
981
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:56,234
# Oh, I know it hurts
to say good-bye #
982
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:59,440
# But it's time for me to fly #
983
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:02,143
# It's time for me to fly #
984
01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:05,449
# It's time for me to fly #
985
01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,989
# It's time for me to fly #
986
01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:10,855
# It's time for me to fly #
987
01:07:10,926 --> 01:07:13,759
# It's time for me to fly #
988
01:07:13,829 --> 01:07:17,287
# It's time for me to fly ##
989
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:20,164
By the way, don't tell anyone that track's on here.
990
01:07:20,236 --> 01:07:22,466
Because I didn't pay
for the licensing.
991
01:07:27,076 --> 01:07:29,101
You have to pull the card back out.
992
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:38,848
Orange Line, Midway. Now changing to direct.
993
01:07:38,921 --> 01:07:41,549
Orange Line, Midway.
Now changing to direct.
994
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,642
We have a temporary delay.
995
01:08:51,694 --> 01:08:53,628
#When #
996
01:08:55,264 --> 01:08:59,963
# Whenever Paul #
997
01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:04,828
# Thinks of rain #
998
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:10,739
# Swallows fall #
999
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:17,576
# In a wave #
1000
01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:23,650
# And tap on his window #
1001
01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,593
Chapter 12. "Finishing Strong."
1002
01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:30,291
I've written this chapter
as a reminder of your new skills.
1003
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,730
Perhaps you'll choose
to listen to this passage...
1004
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:36,327
on the morning
of your most important day.
1005
01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:41,372
So here it goes,
because you're ready.
1006
01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:43,377
Richard Wehlner-
1007
01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:45,379
is totally number one.
1008
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:48,780
Because- Richard Wehlner-
1009
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:50,785
shows true grit.
1010
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:55,187
Richard Wehlner-
is not afraid to put others under his thumb...
1011
01:09:55,257 --> 01:10:01,059
because- Richard Wehlner-
totally does more than what's expected.
1012
01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:03,291
# Rings just once #
1013
01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:08,894
# Late at night #
1014
01:10:08,971 --> 01:10:13,101
# Like a bird #
1015
01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:15,769
# Don't be scared #
1016
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:20,872
# Don't believe
you're all alone #
1017
01:10:24,353 --> 01:10:28,016
# Wake #
1018
01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:32,789
# Wake up, Paul #
1019
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:37,594
# Whisper clouds #
1020
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:43,036
# Rolling by #
1021
01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:48,270
# And the seeds ##
1022
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,505
Is there anything you'd like to add?
1023
01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:56,312
Just that I'd give
the new store my all.
1024
01:10:56,385 --> 01:10:58,319
I think you would.
1025
01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:01,117
Good. So if there's nothing else...
1026
01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:03,181
send in jack apples.
1027
01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:07,489
Let's get applejacker's
interview over with.
1028
01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:10,464
That cheese cracker.
1029
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:18,872
Good luck.
1030
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,932
Because you're gonna need it.
1031
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:25,341
Before I get Richard,
I just-
1032
01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:33,387
We have this bag boy- Hardy.
I wanted to tell you that, when you thought...
1033
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,891
that Richard Wehlner
was talking trash talk, as you said...
1034
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:40,827
Richard was just letting me know there are
parts of Hardy's life that made him sad.
1035
01:11:40,896 --> 01:11:44,423
- That's all.
- Which parts?
1036
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:51,596
Um, the parts where Hardy
can't stop masturbating his penis.
1037
01:11:51,674 --> 01:11:55,610
So he has a powdered right hand
for a deterrent.
1038
01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:01,706
Wouldn't powder make
the experience better?
1039
01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:06,476
Uh, probably, but-
1040
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:11,424
This is a specific powder
with sandpaper-like qualities, I think.
1041
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:15,224
All I'm saying is that-
Richard is a good guy.
1042
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:18,867
He's not out of line
or inappropriate.
1043
01:12:18,934 --> 01:12:21,402
I wanted you to know.
1044
01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:23,461
He's a real good grocer.
1045
01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:26,099
So if there was
no inappropriate talk...
1046
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:28,541
I guess that leaves you guys
on equal footing.
1047
01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:35,307
Yeah. I guess.
1048
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:39,112
Tell Richard we'll be with him
in five minutes.
1049
01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:46,619
Are you all done?
1050
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:49,562
They said wait around.
1051
01:12:49,631 --> 01:12:52,532
- For what?
- They didn't say.
1052
01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:54,592
They just said wait around.
1053
01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:32,039
I'm fucked.
1054
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:10,506
Hey. Richard.
1055
01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,081
Doug.
1056
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:17,582
We're all just out here
tryin' to get some food.
1057
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:22,155
Sometimes we bump into each other.
1058
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:33,567
Stay loose, Doug.
1059
01:14:44,947 --> 01:14:48,508
# Every day, I'm gonna
strut that stuff#
1060
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:50,779
Hey. I've enjoyed our time together.
1061
01:14:50,853 --> 01:14:53,048
But now it's time
for you to get out there...
1062
01:14:53,121 --> 01:14:55,646
and just kick everyone's ass.
1063
01:14:55,724 --> 01:15:00,093
See you at the yacht club, my good friend-
Richard Wehln-
1064
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,402
- Do one thing for me.
- Yeah, babe.
1065
01:15:16,478 --> 01:15:18,639
You fix that little ship...
1066
01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:21,649
and you keep it cool
and keep it clean, mister.
1067
01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:25,050
- Chrissie's sleepin'.
- Okay.
1068
01:15:33,128 --> 01:15:35,619
Don't get f'ing tangled.
Come on.
1069
01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:44,428
Tell me again why you're not at work.
1070
01:15:44,506 --> 01:15:46,736
I carved out some free time.
1071
01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:49,675
- On your first day?
- Yep.
1072
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,210
You didn't start
your new job today, did you?
1073
01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:59,220
No.
1074
01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:04,724
You didn't actually get it yet,
did you?
1075
01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,818
No.
1076
01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:09,022
Doug, why did you tell me that?
1077
01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:11,691
I said I could go back to school.
1078
01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:15,032
I want to be the primary
breadwinner, Jen. Come on.
1079
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:19,797
Female lions do the hunting.
1080
01:16:21,476 --> 01:16:24,274
I'm not a lion.
1081
01:16:24,346 --> 01:16:26,337
I'm a guy.
1082
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,713
Get up there, son of a b.
1083
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,158
- I was embarrassed.
- About what?
1084
01:16:42,230 --> 01:16:44,164
Our life.
1085
01:16:44,232 --> 01:16:46,723
- And George Washington Carver.
- George-
1086
01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:49,100
Who made all this stuff
out of peanuts-
1087
01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:51,105
blankets, peanut silverware...
1088
01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:53,107
a peanut car, a peanut gun.
1089
01:16:53,175 --> 01:16:55,507
- No, he didn't.
- He made some peanut stuff.
1090
01:16:55,577 --> 01:16:57,738
And he was a slave.
1091
01:16:57,813 --> 01:17:00,043
I should've made something by now.
1092
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,549
I'm 33 years old.
I sell peanuts.
1093
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:06,677
I am peanuts.
1094
01:17:11,093 --> 01:17:13,653
You're such a guy.
1095
01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:25,495
Hey.
1096
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,500
Fuck!
1097
01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:36,175
- I tried, babe.
- I know.
1098
01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:40,985
I'll get the next one, babe,
all the way.
1099
01:17:41,056 --> 01:17:44,389
- I know.
- I love you.
1100
01:17:44,459 --> 01:17:46,620
Love you too.
1101
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:21,426
- Hello.
- Doug. Mitch from Donaldson's.
1102
01:18:21,496 --> 01:18:23,487
- Hey.
- We've made our choice.
1103
01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:27,729
Between you and me, Richard
failed his drug test- spectacularly.
1104
01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:29,930
So it was you and Donnie Wahls
from Lakeview.
1105
01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:31,939
But he's pretty junior.
1106
01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:35,101
So I'm calling to say
welcome aboard.
1107
01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:41,179
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
1108
01:18:41,249 --> 01:18:43,183
I just wanted to say welcome aboard.
1109
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:46,414
Oh, hey. Welcome aboard
to you too, Mitch.
1110
01:18:46,488 --> 01:18:49,217
Yeah. Doug, we'll see you
on the seventh at 8:00 a.m.
1111
01:18:49,218 --> 01:18:49,924
Okay, yeah.
1112
01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:53,188
- Hey-Hey, Mitch. Thanks.
- See you, Doug.
1113
01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:03,031
Standing downtown,
I thought of everything that happened.
1114
01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:05,039
Was I the better man?
1115
01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:07,439
I don't know.
I just know I started running.
1116
01:19:07,509 --> 01:19:09,443
Maybe because
I got something I needed.
1117
01:19:09,511 --> 01:19:11,536
And if I met Richard
in the street or somewhere...
1118
01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:13,604
I think I could still
shake his hand.
1119
01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:17,278
So was I the better man?
1120
01:19:17,352 --> 01:19:19,343
I don't know.
I just felt like a man.
1121
01:19:23,892 --> 01:19:27,123
Man, I hadn't felt that good
since I placed silver in Boys' Apparatus-
1122
01:19:29,030 --> 01:19:30,622
in the Junior Olympics.
1123
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:41,909
Yeah!
1124
01:19:49,851 --> 01:19:54,584
I never saw Richard again, but I heard
he went back to Canada with his family...
1125
01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:56,419
back to his old grocery.
1126
01:19:56,491 --> 01:19:59,927
I also heard he put out a storage room fire
with his bare hands or something...
1127
01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:02,088
and got promoted to manager.
1128
01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:06,191
There are rumors he started the fire himself
for self-promotion purposes.
1129
01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:09,396
But either way,
he's a higher-up now.
1130
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,634
And that's cool, because he can
get a place for his wife and girl.
1131
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,801
He can save a little something
off to the side for himself too.
1132
01:20:15,877 --> 01:20:17,868
I don't know, maybe a new chopper.
1133
01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:34,058
#Put your face where we can see it #
1134
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:39,824
# Put it on a show on cable #
1135
01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:45,064
# You can really show it all there #
1136
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:51,138
# Turn it on when you are able #
1137
01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:53,909
# Turn it on #
1138
01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:56,712
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1139
01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:59,515
# Turn it on #
1140
01:20:59,588 --> 01:21:02,284
# In your houses when you wake up #
1141
01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:05,087
# Turn it on #
1142
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:08,323
# When you ain't got no relation #
1143
01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:10,660
# To all those other stations #
1144
01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:13,098
# Turn it on #
1145
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:26,841
# Put your life into a bubble #
1146
01:21:28,817 --> 01:21:32,776
# We can pick you up on radar#
1147
01:21:34,356 --> 01:21:37,848
# Hit a satellite with feeling #
1148
01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:44,026
# Give the people
what they paid for#
1149
01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:46,761
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1150
01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:49,395
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1151
01:21:49,471 --> 01:21:52,338
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1152
01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:55,001
# In your houses when you wake up #
1153
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,840
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1154
01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:01,144
# When you ain't got no relation #
1155
01:22:01,216 --> 01:22:03,275
# To all those other stations #
1156
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:06,149
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1157
01:22:06,221 --> 01:22:08,883
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1158
01:22:08,957 --> 01:22:11,619
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1159
01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:14,287
# In your houses when you wake up #
1160
01:22:14,362 --> 01:22:17,126
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1161
01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:20,133
# When you ain't got no relation #
1162
01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:22,692
# To all those other stations #
1163
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,569
# Turn it on #
1164
01:22:31,146 --> 01:22:33,546
Shh. Turn it on.
1165
01:22:44,693 --> 01:22:47,560
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1166
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:50,189
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1167
01:22:50,265 --> 01:22:52,995
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1168
01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:55,593
# In your houses when you wake up #
1169
01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:58,468
# Turn it on #
1170
01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:01,566
# When you ain't got no relation #
1171
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,975
# To all those other stations #
1172
01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:06,707
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1173
01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:09,443
# Turn it on and all the way up #
1174
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:12,247
- # Turn it on #
- # Turn it on #
1175
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:14,880
# In your houses when you wake up #
1176
01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:17,584
# Turn it on #
1177
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:20,753
# When you ain't got no relation #
1178
01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:23,161
# To all those other stations #
1179
01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:26,007
# Turn
it on ##
1180
01:25:26,167 --> 01:25:27,167
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