1 00:00:27,154 --> 00:00:30,088 Stand up, stand up 2 00:00:30,191 --> 00:00:33,125 For College 3 00:00:33,227 --> 00:00:39,392 Each manly voice upraise 4 00:00:39,501 --> 00:00:42,492 Clasp each the hand 5 00:00:42,603 --> 00:00:45,629 In brotherhood 6 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:48,574 And raise the roof 7 00:00:48,677 --> 00:00:52,043 With praise 8 00:00:52,147 --> 00:00:56,810 And when these days of school 9 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,888 Are past 10 00:00:58,988 --> 00:01:03,686 Though we'll be near or far 11 00:01:04,794 --> 00:01:10,925 We'll stand again for College 12 00:01:11,035 --> 00:01:16,904 Who made us what we are 13 00:02:34,325 --> 00:02:37,657 - Get that trunk out of the way! - Hey! Hey! 14 00:02:44,168 --> 00:02:46,329 Machin, you bloody shag! 15 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:49,339 Where's my hockey stick? 16 00:02:49,441 --> 00:02:51,908 Oil Where's my hockey stick? 17 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:56,511 Run in the corridor! Run! 18 00:02:57,549 --> 00:02:59,914 Biles, you freak, where are you? 19 00:03:10,096 --> 00:03:13,394 Excuse me. I can't see my name. I'm new. 20 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,434 You don't speak to us. You're a scum, aren't you? 21 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:18,901 - I don't know. - Of course he's a scum. 22 00:03:19,006 --> 00:03:21,406 You're blocking my view, scum. 23 00:03:21,508 --> 00:03:25,137 Scum! 24 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:42,863 Biles, Markland. 25 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:49,163 Biles, take these to my study. 26 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,829 And this. 27 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,840 And watch those eggs. 28 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:58,341 Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me. I'll be ready in three minutes. 29 00:04:02,719 --> 00:04:05,984 - And who are you? - Please, sir, I'm Jute. 30 00:04:06,089 --> 00:04:08,057 Are you indeed? 31 00:04:09,193 --> 00:04:11,217 Brunning! 32 00:04:16,434 --> 00:04:18,458 This is Jute. 33 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:21,129 You'reJute's bumf tutor. Take him to the sweat room. 34 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,639 And, Jute. 35 00:04:24,743 --> 00:04:26,711 You don't call me "sir." 36 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:32,610 Run! Run in the corridor! 37 00:04:39,492 --> 00:04:42,460 No! Mercy! Plead mercy! 38 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:52,999 Jute! 39 00:04:54,108 --> 00:04:55,972 Here. Jute. 40 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:05,674 This is your place. Books and magazines here. 41 00:05:05,787 --> 00:05:07,686 Food in the locker. 42 00:05:07,789 --> 00:05:10,552 Pinups over here, okay? 43 00:05:12,361 --> 00:05:14,329 Silence in the sweat room! 44 00:05:16,431 --> 00:05:20,230 I would like to remind the sweat room that no tinned or potted foods are allowed... 45 00:05:20,336 --> 00:05:23,202 except tinned fruit and baked beans without meat. 46 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:25,274 Shut up! 47 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,511 Duty scumming list now up. 48 00:05:28,612 --> 00:05:31,546 Junior table and exercise list up in five minutes. 49 00:05:31,647 --> 00:05:34,274 Get on with it. 50 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:52,592 - Come on up, Bobby. - We want to stroke you. 51 00:05:52,704 --> 00:05:56,503 You two! Get upstairs and behave yourselves. 52 00:05:56,609 --> 00:05:59,236 And you, Philips, stop tarting. 53 00:05:59,345 --> 00:06:01,471 I'm not tarting. 54 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,548 You need a haircut. 55 00:06:11,725 --> 00:06:15,751 Right! Get a move on. You've got 30 minutes to get out and get your trunks up into the loft. 56 00:06:18,331 --> 00:06:21,493 God. It's Guy Fawkes back again. 57 00:06:21,602 --> 00:06:23,831 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Mick. 58 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:41,650 You've got 29 minutes left. 59 00:06:41,757 --> 00:06:43,656 Oh, can it, bog face. 60 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,885 Lay off it, Stephans. You're monotonous already. 61 00:06:45,994 --> 00:06:47,962 Being lippy, Knightly? 62 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,331 Tidy this disgusting mess. 63 00:06:58,207 --> 00:07:00,504 What the hell's that? 64 00:07:05,648 --> 00:07:08,980 Hey! Peanuts has come back with a bloody ray gun. 65 00:07:09,086 --> 00:07:10,985 It's a bloody ray gun. 66 00:07:11,088 --> 00:07:14,956 God, Stephans, you're so ignorant. Anyone can see it's a shag spot burner. 67 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,460 Clear your face up in a couple of seconds. 68 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:21,122 Actually, it's a six-inch standard reflecting telescope. 69 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,200 Well, get it out of here. 70 00:07:24,336 --> 00:07:27,634 Knightly, stop preening yourself in that mirror. 71 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,366 Preen, preen, preen and pride. 72 00:07:43,523 --> 00:07:45,956 Travis, you're in the house. 73 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:48,027 Take that crap off! 74 00:07:56,604 --> 00:07:58,503 Go onl Catch him. 75 00:08:01,876 --> 00:08:03,844 - Travis! - Sorry, Denson. 76 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:47,555 God, you're ugly. You look evil. 77 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:52,424 Yeah. My face is a never-fading source of wonder to me. 78 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,027 What did you grow it for? 79 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:59,034 To hide my sins. 80 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,809 Scum! 81 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,620 What do you think ofhim? 82 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,527 Fantastic. 83 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,258 Put him right in the middle. 84 00:09:48,124 --> 00:09:50,387 Fantastic. 85 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:58,264 Do you know what I did this summer? Built a hut in the woods. 86 00:09:58,368 --> 00:10:02,895 Lived there for three weeks by myself, till I ran out of food. 87 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:08,168 It was an experiment in asceticism. 88 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:11,371 Penetrating the inner core of my being. 89 00:10:12,884 --> 00:10:14,852 You do anything good? 90 00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:16,852 I... 91 00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:20,548 met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. 92 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:22,750 You ever been to those pubs? 93 00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:25,590 You should see those old loves dancing... 94 00:10:25,697 --> 00:10:27,823 showing their knickers. 95 00:10:27,934 --> 00:10:31,027 Take 'em off near the end. 96 00:10:32,138 --> 00:10:34,935 She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. 97 00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:40,375 Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. 98 00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:43,108 Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. 99 00:10:48,154 --> 00:10:51,281 When do we live? That's what I want to know. 100 00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:06,272 - Wally! - Hey, Wallace! Wally-Bum, come with us. 101 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,351 Come on. We're gonna have our tiny parts inspected. 102 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:20,047 Here, he's not wearing a vest already, is he? 103 00:11:20,156 --> 00:11:24,251 Pass the message down to Biles: Biles, why are you a freak? 104 00:11:24,361 --> 00:11:26,329 Biles, why are you a freak? 105 00:11:27,464 --> 00:11:29,931 Biles, why are you a freak? 106 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,001 Shag off, you creeps! 107 00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:37,129 Shh! 108 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,079 Now listen. You've got to know all the seniors' names. Ask me who someone is. 109 00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:49,118 Brunning, damn you! Stop talking! 110 00:12:21,722 --> 00:12:24,918 This term I've just one thing to say to you. 111 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,620 One rule. 112 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:30,492 Follow it, and you won't go wrong. 113 00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:32,531 And it is this: 114 00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:34,533 Work... 115 00:12:34,636 --> 00:12:36,626 play... 116 00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,864 but don't mix the two. 117 00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:43,578 Perhaps some of you new boys are a little bewildered... 118 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,775 by the rapid succession of events which has overtaken you since your arrival. 119 00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:50,681 But you'll soon find your way about. 120 00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:55,087 Just remember that life here is a matter of give and take. 121 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,693 We are your new family... 122 00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:02,822 and you must expect the rough-and-tumble that goes with any family life. 123 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:05,594 We're all here to help each other. 124 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:08,364 You will find here in College House... 125 00:13:08,473 --> 00:13:12,603 a discipline not only to help others, but also to help yourselves. 126 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:17,673 Help the house, and you will be helped by the house. 127 00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:25,913 Now I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new undermaster, Mr. Thomas. 128 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:28,491 I'm sure you'll all help him to find his feet. 129 00:13:32,131 --> 00:13:34,030 Last summer... 130 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:38,263 this house got itself a reputation for being disgustingly slack. 131 00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:41,932 This term, things are going to be different. 132 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:45,033 If there's any repetition of that deplorable lack of spirit... 133 00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:48,113 I shall come crashing down on offenders. 134 00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,512 We don't intend to carry passengers. 135 00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:55,919 I'd like to remind the house that it's winter term... 136 00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:58,389 and that lockup is at 5:00 p.m. 137 00:13:58,494 --> 00:14:02,589 Anyone leaving the house after that time must have a leave signed by a whip. 138 00:14:02,698 --> 00:14:04,995 The town, of course, is out of bounds. 139 00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:10,305 Line up in the usual way for medical inspection! 140 00:14:10,406 --> 00:14:12,374 - Line up here! - Alphabetical order! 141 00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:14,442 - Stop talking! - Be quiet! 142 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,413 - Health certificate? Ringworm? - No. 143 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,419 - Ringworm? - Eye disease? V. D? 144 00:14:25,522 --> 00:14:27,490 - Eye disease? - Confirmation class? 145 00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:29,490 - Confirmation class? Next. - Next. 146 00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:32,720 - Next. - Confirmation class? Ringworm? 147 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,127 - No. - Eye disease? V. D? 148 00:14:35,232 --> 00:14:36,858 - Confirmation class? - No. 149 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:39,230 - Confirmation class? - Wake up, you! 150 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,826 - Next. - Certificate. 151 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,839 - Ringworm? Eye disease. - No. 152 00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,910 - V. D? Confirmation class? - Eye disease? 153 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,910 V. D? Confirmation class? 154 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,639 - Ringworm? - Right. Next! 155 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:53,275 Sit down, sit down forJesus 156 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:56,844 The buggers at the back can't see 157 00:14:56,955 --> 00:15:00,048 - Quiet in the dormitory! - Sit down, sit down forJesus 158 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:02,058 Quiet! 159 00:15:02,161 --> 00:15:06,756 Look at Fatso's blubber! It's disgusting. It's a disease. 160 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:10,063 Christ! I'm infected. 161 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,660 I've got "elephantitis"! 162 00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:22,944 Come on. Get out of it. Get out. Get - 163 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:25,019 Come on. Move it. 164 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,644 Come on, Keating. Get out! 165 00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:30,484 Fatso hasn't got elephantiasis. He's just a fatJew. 166 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:32,491 Watch it, spotty. 167 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,428 You're not a whip yet. 168 00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:39,058 Look, any more lip from you two, you'll be down for a cold shower. 169 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,403 Dormitory inspection in three minutes! 170 00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:54,514 Central heating doesn't come this far, I'm afraid... 171 00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:58,180 but the room itself is quite warm. 172 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:15,101 It's a little bare, but Mr. Britton made it very snug. 173 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:25,043 The marvelous thing is, you're completely quiet up here. 174 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,380 You can see the chapel spire when the leaves fall. 175 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,958 Have you a shilling? 176 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,895 Yes. 177 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,504 Do come down and see us if you're at all lonely. 178 00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,579 Thank you so much, Mrs. Kemp. 179 00:16:55,951 --> 00:16:59,681 Junior dormitory inspection now! 180 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:22,339 - What's this? - My diary. 181 00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:24,912 Well, keep it downstairs in the sweat room. 182 00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:38,559 All right. Good standard, Machin. Keep it up. Good night. 183 00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:41,063 Good night. 184 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,459 Come on, Travis. Stop showing off. 185 00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:55,711 Senior dormitory inspection now! 186 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,062 - Good evening. - Evening. 187 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,616 Your hair's still long. Get it cut. 188 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:40,159 Otherwise, very good, Stephans. 189 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:42,628 Lights out in 30 seconds. 190 00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:45,359 - Good night. - No talking. 191 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:48,595 Silence! 192 00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:58,372 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. 193 00:19:00,718 --> 00:19:04,245 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 194 00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:08,053 Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 195 00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:10,994 You three had better watch it. 196 00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:14,394 Don't push us, Stephans. The day's coming. 197 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,730 What day? 198 00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:22,206 One night we're gonna massacre you, Stephans. I'll do you for free. 199 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:26,267 Townside windows and skylights open tonight! 200 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,877 Lights out! 201 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:39,382 Stephans. 202 00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:43,259 Whatever you're doing now, don't. 203 00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:46,231 Quiet. 204 00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,995 Hey, Peanuts. Peanuts. 205 00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:52,094 - Is it true you've become a Buddhist? - What? 206 00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:57,233 Christ! Don't you know Buddhists believe in being immoral? 207 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,314 They worship sex. 208 00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:04,081 You mean Hindus. Hindus worship sex. 209 00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,415 Shut up. Go to sleep. 210 00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:11,350 Paradise is for the blessed, not for the sex-obsessed. 211 00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,771 He who would 212 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:26,534 True valor see 213 00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:31,171 Let him come hither 214 00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:36,515 Out here will constant be 215 00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:41,786 Come wind, come weather 216 00:20:41,893 --> 00:20:46,488 There's no discouragement 217 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:51,432 Shall make him once relent 218 00:20:51,537 --> 00:20:54,869 His first avowed intent 219 00:20:54,975 --> 00:21:00,208 To be a pilgrim 220 00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:02,837 Since, Lord 221 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:06,680 Thou dost defend us 222 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,223 With thy spirit 223 00:21:10,324 --> 00:21:14,624 We know we at the end 224 00:21:14,729 --> 00:21:19,131 Shall life inherit 225 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:24,535 Then fancies flee away 226 00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:28,700 I'll fear not what men say 227 00:21:28,811 --> 00:21:32,576 I'll labor night and day 228 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:37,982 To be a pilgrim 229 00:21:39,823 --> 00:21:41,722 Let us pray. 230 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:14,054 I'll do what I can. I can't promise anything. I'll see if there's a space for you. 231 00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:16,127 Ah, Rowntree! 232 00:22:18,932 --> 00:22:22,765 That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley. I want to see all whips in my study after break. 233 00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:25,336 - Right, sir. - Oh, how was India? Enjoy it? 234 00:22:25,438 --> 00:22:27,769 - Jolly good. - Bridges. 235 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:31,071 Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth for business management this term. 236 00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,474 - I hope you don't mind. - Yes. Yes, of course, Headmaster. 237 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:35,206 - Headmaster- - Just a moment, Kemp. 238 00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:38,409 I've made it late school Thursdays, okay? Yes, Kemp. Sorry. 239 00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:42,216 Headmaster, may the Dramatic Society use your study for their Monday readings? 240 00:22:42,323 --> 00:22:45,655 Oh, well, I'll have to come back to you on that one, Kemp. 241 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:48,022 Padre, that was a super voluntary you gave us this morning. 242 00:22:48,129 --> 00:22:50,892 - What was it, 18th century? - Buxtehude, Headmaster. 243 00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:53,192 Really? Well, it was lovely. 244 00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:01,398 Ah! 245 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,211 Here, you've heard what's happened to the orchestra this term. 246 00:23:09,318 --> 00:23:11,615 No girls from Springfield. Complete ban. 247 00:23:11,721 --> 00:23:13,689 Not fair. Why? 248 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:16,951 Oh, their breasts were getting too big. Temptations of the devil. 249 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,028 How will we survive? 250 00:23:20,063 --> 00:23:23,521 Excuse me. Do you mind not picking your shag spots in here? 251 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,671 I think it best if we ignore each other this term. 252 00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:32,071 How the hell can we, with you spewing pus all over the room? 253 00:23:32,176 --> 00:23:34,144 You drips. 254 00:23:34,245 --> 00:23:36,144 Shut up, Travis. 255 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,146 Then fancies flee away 256 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,515 I'll fear not what men say 257 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:44,348 I'll labor night and day 258 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:48,392 To be a pilgrim 259 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,265 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 260 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,698 Dum-dum-dum-dum 261 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:00,135 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 262 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,434 Dum-dum-dum-dum 263 00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:05,479 Your holiday essays. 264 00:24:07,481 --> 00:24:09,710 Graves - charming. 265 00:24:09,817 --> 00:24:12,751 Keating - good. Making an effort at last. 266 00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:15,514 Denson - bad. 267 00:24:15,624 --> 00:24:18,114 Cox, Stephans - Distribute. 268 00:24:19,227 --> 00:24:22,924 I'm afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay somewhere in the Mont Blanc Tunnel... 269 00:24:23,031 --> 00:24:25,225 but I'm sure it was good. 270 00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:32,205 Right. 271 00:24:32,308 --> 00:24:35,606 Europe in the 19th century and the growth of nationalism. 272 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:39,906 In studying the 19th century, one thing will be clear: 273 00:24:40,016 --> 00:24:42,006 That the growth of technology- 274 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,849 telegraph, cheap newspapers, railways, transport - 275 00:24:45,956 --> 00:24:49,414 is matched by a failure of imagination, Denson... 276 00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:52,858 a fatal inability to understand the meaning and consequences... 277 00:24:52,963 --> 00:24:56,625 of all these levers, wires and railways. 278 00:24:56,734 --> 00:25:01,535 Climaxing in 1914 when the German kaiser is told by his generals... 279 00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:03,731 that he cannot stop the war he has started... 280 00:25:03,842 --> 00:25:07,072 because it would spoil the railway timetables... 281 00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:09,441 upon which victory depended. 282 00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,847 Or perhaps you fashionably and happily believe... 283 00:25:14,953 --> 00:25:17,648 that it's all a simple matter of evil dictators... 284 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:21,089 rather than whole populations of evil people like... 285 00:25:22,194 --> 00:25:24,093 ourselves? 286 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:31,695 Do you disagree? Don't you find this view of history facile? 287 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,239 No? 288 00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:38,612 Do you have a view? 289 00:25:43,184 --> 00:25:46,152 Well, if you insist on staring at me like a load of Christmas puddings... 290 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,222 you can at least write. 291 00:25:48,322 --> 00:25:53,520 Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you, Travis, to make drudgery divine. 292 00:25:54,663 --> 00:25:57,597 It has been said of George the Third... 293 00:25:57,699 --> 00:26:00,166 that he was a mollusk who never found his rock. 294 00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:07,704 Said by whom, uh, Travis? 295 00:26:09,512 --> 00:26:12,844 Plumb.J.H. Plumb? 296 00:26:14,218 --> 00:26:16,117 Possibly. 297 00:26:19,456 --> 00:26:23,482 What were the failures of the British constitution and the political parties... 298 00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:27,188 that prevented the mollusk king from finding his rock? 299 00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,823 A 20- minute essay, uh, without notes. 300 00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:38,570 What's a mollusk, for God's sake? 301 00:26:48,321 --> 00:26:53,622 Two triangles are congruent when one fits exactly over the other. 302 00:26:54,795 --> 00:26:58,754 The sides of the one equal the sides of the other. 303 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:04,161 The angles of the one equal the angles of the other. 304 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,105 - Understand, Brunning? - Yes, sir. 305 00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:09,436 Good! 306 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:14,503 Sine "A" equals B-C over A-B... 307 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:19,485 equals the perpendicular over the hypotenuse. 308 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,585 - Right, Jute? - Yes, sir. 309 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,329 College is a symbol of many things - 310 00:27:29,432 --> 00:27:33,959 scholarship, integrity in public office... 311 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,970 high standards in the television and entertainment worlds... 312 00:27:38,608 --> 00:27:40,769 huge sacrifice in Britain's wars. 313 00:27:40,878 --> 00:27:42,777 Eyes left! 314 00:27:47,652 --> 00:27:50,142 Of course, some of our customs are silly. 315 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,221 You could say we were middle class. 316 00:27:52,323 --> 00:27:57,191 But a large part of the population is in the process of becoming middle class... 317 00:27:57,295 --> 00:28:02,129 and many of the middle class's moral values are values that the country cannot do without. 318 00:28:02,234 --> 00:28:04,202 We must not expect to be thanked. 319 00:28:04,303 --> 00:28:08,636 Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella... 320 00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:11,207 sparsely clad and much interfered with. 321 00:28:13,446 --> 00:28:16,505 Britain today is a powerhouse... 322 00:28:16,616 --> 00:28:19,345 of ideas, experiment, imagination - 323 00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:23,354 on everything from pop music to pig breeding... 324 00:28:23,456 --> 00:28:26,117 from atom power stations to miniskirts. 325 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:29,023 And that's the challenge we've got to meet. 326 00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:32,132 There are boys in college... 327 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:35,668 in whom the muscles of creativeness are flexing... 328 00:28:35,769 --> 00:28:38,202 the pinions of imagination twitching. 329 00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:42,270 That's what makes my job worth doing. 330 00:28:42,377 --> 00:28:45,140 That's what makes college an exciting place. 331 00:28:58,494 --> 00:29:00,723 - John Thomas. - Tom Thomas. 332 00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,729 - The headmaster? - Flossie. 333 00:29:02,832 --> 00:29:05,391 - The chaplain? - Um, Chippy Wood. 334 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:09,096 - No, it isn't, "Um, Chippy Wood." - It's Chippy Wood. 335 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,402 When Rowntree tests you, you've got to be word-perfect. 336 00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:16,274 Any "um-ing"and "er-ing,"and you're done for. Now, the town, and no mistakes. 337 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,780 - Town girls. - Town tarts. 338 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,542 - Grammar school? - Smudges. 339 00:29:20,651 --> 00:29:22,277 - All others? - Bloody oiks. 340 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,183 Oiksl Listen. 341 00:29:25,289 --> 00:29:29,589 You do realize it's not just a matter of knowing the answers. It's how you say it. 342 00:29:29,694 --> 00:29:32,685 - One word wrong, and you fail the whole test. - And we get beaten. 343 00:29:32,797 --> 00:29:34,787 And you have to take the test all over again. 344 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,663 Right. Raising boaters? 345 00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:42,729 Boaters must be raised to masters, wives and friends of College. 346 00:29:42,841 --> 00:29:46,106 No! Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 347 00:29:46,211 --> 00:29:50,079 Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 348 00:29:53,686 --> 00:29:56,280 I'm sorry, Brunning. 349 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,101 Say it! Say it! 350 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,901 - Come on! To the loo! - Ready? Up. 351 00:31:22,816 --> 00:31:24,942 - You love this. You love it. - Little shit! 352 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:28,349 - All right. Get his trousers. - Get his trousers! 353 00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:32,618 I'm eating him. I'm eating him. 354 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,695 Hold him! 355 00:31:34,795 --> 00:31:37,729 - Oh, dirty! You've been dirty! - Dirty habits. 356 00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:39,800 - All right! Let's wash him! - Wash him! 357 00:31:39,901 --> 00:31:41,993 Come on. Upsy-daisy. 358 00:31:42,104 --> 00:31:44,698 Up we go. 359 00:31:44,805 --> 00:31:48,638 - No! - Oh, turn it up! 360 00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:51,712 - We got it, Biles. - We're gonna clean him. 361 00:31:51,814 --> 00:31:54,373 How do you like that, Biles? 362 00:31:54,484 --> 00:31:56,747 - Come on. - There we are. 363 00:31:56,853 --> 00:31:59,218 - You love it. - You like it. 364 00:32:03,493 --> 00:32:06,461 You're loving this, aren't you? Love it, Bilesl You love it! 365 00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:09,087 - Shut up! - You like it, don't you? Enjoying it. 366 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:15,197 - Like that? - No! No! 367 00:32:15,306 --> 00:32:18,935 Come on. Let's go! 368 00:32:20,044 --> 00:32:21,943 Whoo! 369 00:32:37,797 --> 00:32:40,094 For God's sake, Biles. 370 00:32:57,251 --> 00:33:00,811 Excuse me, please. You're standing on my clothes. 371 00:33:00,922 --> 00:33:02,821 Stand up. 372 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:07,422 Fortissimo. All together. Onel Twol Three! 373 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:11,725 Stand up, stand up for College 374 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:15,394 Each manly voice upraise 375 00:33:16,571 --> 00:33:20,768 - Clasp each the hand in brotherhood - I keep having them, sir- these thoughts. 376 00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:25,539 - And raise the roof with praise - What kind of thoughts? 377 00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:29,243 - And when these days of school are past - Dirty thoughts. 378 00:33:29,352 --> 00:33:32,650 - We all have temptations to withstand. - Though we'll be near or far 379 00:33:32,756 --> 00:33:34,689 It's too strong for me, sir. 380 00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:37,088 We'll stand again for College 381 00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:39,558 Fight the good fight, Stephans. 382 00:33:39,664 --> 00:33:42,131 - Who made us - Yes, sir. 383 00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:45,167 What we are 384 00:33:53,145 --> 00:33:57,604 On, on, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet, feet! 385 00:33:57,716 --> 00:33:59,842 Balll Ball, Jute! 386 00:33:59,951 --> 00:34:03,249 On, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet! 387 00:34:03,355 --> 00:34:06,084 Get it out, lad! Better. Forward pass! 388 00:34:06,191 --> 00:34:08,988 Forward pass! 389 00:34:09,094 --> 00:34:11,323 Go low! Go low! 390 00:34:11,431 --> 00:34:14,126 Go low! Go low! 391 00:34:14,233 --> 00:34:16,201 Go low - Oh! 392 00:34:22,976 --> 00:34:26,638 Travis, Cox, Graves. 393 00:34:29,851 --> 00:34:32,717 Jackson, Pearce and Keating. 394 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,256 I've told all the boys it's going to be a white Christmas... 395 00:34:36,358 --> 00:34:38,758 and I'm always right. 396 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:40,793 It's my seaweed. 397 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,024 Fisher. 398 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:46,032 Page. 399 00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:09,625 A bit closer. 400 00:35:11,328 --> 00:35:13,557 Thank you, Philips. 401 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,000 - What are these? - Muffins. 402 00:35:18,069 --> 00:35:20,434 I thought I specifically ordered crumpets. 403 00:35:20,538 --> 00:35:23,267 I couldn't get any. I thought these would do. 404 00:35:23,374 --> 00:35:26,001 - It's not up to you to think. - Sorry, Rowntree. 405 00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:28,304 Oh, go away. 406 00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,312 Lazy sod. 407 00:35:33,887 --> 00:35:37,788 - He gets a little lovelier each day. - Lazy little bugger. 408 00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:39,789 I'll swap you. 409 00:35:39,893 --> 00:35:43,089 Ah, muffins. I like muffins. 410 00:35:43,196 --> 00:35:47,393 You and your wholesome Bobby Philips - you're driving us all mad with jealousy. 411 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,990 Do you know what Partridge in Haig House said to me? 412 00:35:50,103 --> 00:35:54,732 He said, " Why don't you send Bobby Philips on a scum call to us one night... 413 00:35:54,842 --> 00:35:57,776 and we'll send you our Taylor?" 414 00:35:57,877 --> 00:36:00,845 - Which one's Taylor? - You know, that little blond. 415 00:36:00,948 --> 00:36:04,781 - Oh, don't be disgusting. - What's the matter, Denson? Aren't you keen? 416 00:36:04,886 --> 00:36:07,820 Denson's not like the rest of us. He's got standards. 417 00:36:07,923 --> 00:36:10,390 Purity, Denson. 418 00:36:10,492 --> 00:36:14,861 It's just a matter of setting an example. If we can't set an example, who can? 419 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,932 That's why we're given our privileges. 420 00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:18,693 Admirable sentiments. 421 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:22,201 Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent. 422 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,441 Let's just see. 423 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:39,510 - Philips! - Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree. 424 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:47,322 Come on, Machin. We're waiting. 425 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:49,865 Right. Biles's is ready. Here. 426 00:36:49,968 --> 00:36:52,765 Both sides done. Okay. Okay, freak? 427 00:36:52,872 --> 00:36:54,771 Mmm. Lovely. 428 00:36:54,873 --> 00:36:57,807 Hey, watch mine. Big one in the middle. 429 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,809 Hey. 430 00:37:01,514 --> 00:37:05,244 Philips. Philips, you're wanted. Rowntree. 431 00:37:05,351 --> 00:37:08,285 Yeah. Go, Philips. 432 00:37:08,387 --> 00:37:10,286 Mmm. Here. 433 00:37:10,390 --> 00:37:13,223 Here. I'll have some more then. 434 00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:25,235 Come in. 435 00:37:31,879 --> 00:37:34,506 Well? 436 00:37:35,651 --> 00:37:38,118 You'll be scumming for Denson from now on. 437 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:41,450 All right with you, Richard? 438 00:37:45,794 --> 00:37:47,920 Very well. You may go. 439 00:37:54,037 --> 00:37:55,936 Say "thank you." 440 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:07,979 Aries. That's Mick. 441 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:11,781 "No matter how strong the urge... 442 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:15,221 "resist any temptation to go into battle this month. 443 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:18,089 "Otherwise, you run the risk of not only being on the wrong side... 444 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,755 but possibly in the wrong war." 445 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:22,833 So now you know. 446 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,498 The whole world will end very soon - 447 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,972 black, brittle bodies peeling into ash. 448 00:38:35,014 --> 00:38:36,982 I'm going bald. 449 00:38:38,284 --> 00:38:40,751 Must be something they put in the soup. 450 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:45,049 I'll look senile before I even leave this dump. 451 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,650 "My husband seems to feel it's all right... 452 00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:52,026 "to make love anywhere in the house. 453 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:54,326 "I cannot agree. 454 00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:58,564 Surely the bedroom is the right and only place for this very private happening. " 455 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:03,477 Have I got bad breath? 456 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,775 There's no such thing as a wrong war. 457 00:39:06,881 --> 00:39:09,644 Violence and revolution... 458 00:39:09,752 --> 00:39:12,117 are the only pure acts. 459 00:39:12,221 --> 00:39:14,780 Do you know, in Calcutta... 460 00:39:14,890 --> 00:39:17,756 somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes? 461 00:39:18,795 --> 00:39:21,262 Eight minutes is a long time. 462 00:39:21,364 --> 00:39:24,332 Every morning I wake up dreaming I've got bad breath. 463 00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:28,964 My whole body's rotting. 464 00:39:29,072 --> 00:39:32,131 War is the last possible creative act. 465 00:39:35,412 --> 00:39:37,971 Isn't she beautiful? 466 00:39:38,082 --> 00:39:39,981 Hello, sweetheart. 467 00:39:43,354 --> 00:39:46,516 There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. 468 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:50,390 Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets... 469 00:39:50,495 --> 00:39:52,394 make love once... 470 00:39:53,932 --> 00:39:55,831 then die. 471 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,768 Fantastic. 472 00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:07,705 What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking. 473 00:40:07,814 --> 00:40:09,782 I don't think they do think. 474 00:40:09,882 --> 00:40:11,850 Hey! Quick! 475 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:27,698 You've been drinking alcohol. 476 00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:29,701 No, we haven't. 477 00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:33,940 - Where's the bottle? - What bottle? 478 00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:38,172 Breathe. 479 00:40:40,381 --> 00:40:42,940 Stand up when a whip's in your study. 480 00:40:46,822 --> 00:40:49,289 Get your hands out of your pockets. 481 00:40:51,862 --> 00:40:54,295 Your hair's too long, all of you. 482 00:40:54,396 --> 00:40:57,023 You'll have a two-minute cold shower tomorrow morning. 483 00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,066 What in hell are those? 484 00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:03,965 They're my teeth. They're my good luck. 485 00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:07,009 There's still blood on them. 486 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,577 They're a breeding ground for bacteria. 487 00:41:11,516 --> 00:41:13,484 I'm confiscating them. 488 00:41:16,254 --> 00:41:18,222 You're a degenerate, Travis. 489 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,119 Rightl Knightly, out. Wallace, get under. 490 00:42:56,862 --> 00:42:59,489 Right. Wallace, out. Travis, get in. 491 00:43:09,075 --> 00:43:11,372 Go on. In the middle. 492 00:43:13,346 --> 00:43:15,540 Back a bit. 493 00:43:15,650 --> 00:43:17,549 Forward a bit. 494 00:43:45,281 --> 00:43:48,249 My time's up, you bastard. 495 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:52,421 Stay there till I get back. 496 00:44:08,906 --> 00:44:13,342 Glory be to the Father 497 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:15,378 And to the Son 498 00:44:15,479 --> 00:44:19,380 And to the Holy Ghost 499 00:44:19,484 --> 00:44:22,942 As it was in the beginning 500 00:44:23,054 --> 00:44:26,512 Is now and ever shall be 501 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:28,990 World without end 502 00:44:29,095 --> 00:44:33,929 Amen 503 00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:39,538 The book of Deuteronomy... 504 00:44:39,638 --> 00:44:42,105 chapter four, the first verse. 505 00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:45,142 "Now, therefore... 506 00:44:45,245 --> 00:44:47,645 "hearken, O Israel... 507 00:44:47,748 --> 00:44:51,740 "unto the statutes and unto the judgments which I teach you... 508 00:44:51,852 --> 00:44:56,311 "that ye may live and go in and possess the land... 509 00:44:56,424 --> 00:44:59,824 "which the Lord God of your fathers giveth unto you. 510 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,624 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you... 511 00:45:03,732 --> 00:45:07,098 "neither shall ye diminish aught from it... 512 00:45:07,202 --> 00:45:10,534 "that ye keep the commandments of the Lord, your God... 513 00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:12,538 "which I command you. 514 00:45:12,641 --> 00:45:15,768 "Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments... 515 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,870 "even as the Lord, my God, commanded me. 516 00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:22,907 "Keep, therefore, and do them... 517 00:45:24,287 --> 00:45:27,653 "for this is your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations... 518 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,818 "which shall hear all these statutes and say... 519 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:36,524 'Surely this nation is a wise and understanding people. "' 520 00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:41,970 Here endeth the lesson. 521 00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:44,598 Right! Through vault. Biles! 522 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,039 Feet together! 523 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,339 Right. Good, good! 524 00:45:50,516 --> 00:45:53,814 It's a through vault, Machin. Right! 525 00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:55,977 Come on, keep your head up! Head up! 526 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,718 Come on. More effort. More effort, Philips. Come on. 527 00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:02,953 Need more push up. Good. 528 00:46:03,062 --> 00:46:04,961 Jute, come on! 529 00:46:05,064 --> 00:46:07,497 Come on, Jute. 530 00:46:07,601 --> 00:46:09,534 Jute! Come on! 531 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,608 All right. Right! All of you on your toes! Get your sweaters. 532 00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:28,185 Get your sweaters. 533 00:47:52,012 --> 00:47:54,673 Back to the house! Hup! Hup! Out you go! 534 00:47:54,783 --> 00:47:58,445 Hup, hup, hup, hupl Come on, Philips. 535 00:47:58,553 --> 00:48:00,986 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 536 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:05,219 Hupl Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 537 00:48:16,305 --> 00:48:18,966 War! 538 00:48:21,912 --> 00:48:24,846 War. Even to the knife! 539 00:48:24,948 --> 00:48:27,575 England, awake! 540 00:48:30,121 --> 00:48:32,384 Give me another horse! 541 00:48:33,423 --> 00:48:35,617 We are not commons to you at all! 542 00:48:35,726 --> 00:48:39,821 - Some love England and have only yet- - Doomsday is near! Die, all, die! 543 00:48:46,605 --> 00:48:48,902 Death to tyrants! 544 00:48:49,008 --> 00:48:51,999 What stands, if freedom falls? 545 00:48:52,111 --> 00:48:55,638 Who dies, if England lives? Aha! 546 00:49:24,979 --> 00:49:27,105 Blood. 547 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,113 Real blood! 548 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:05,120 Water, Mrs. Kemp? 549 00:50:05,223 --> 00:50:07,452 Lovely day, Mrs. Kemp. 550 00:50:09,461 --> 00:50:12,361 Salt, Mrs. Kemp? Spring greens, Mrs. Kemp? 551 00:50:13,933 --> 00:50:16,400 Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. 552 00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:22,331 Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp? 553 00:50:22,441 --> 00:50:24,340 No, thank you. 554 00:50:29,181 --> 00:50:31,546 Quiet! 555 00:50:33,587 --> 00:50:36,783 Cheering at College matches has degenerated completely. 556 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,084 This will cease. 557 00:50:40,193 --> 00:50:44,061 The house will attend the match this afternoon and cheer... 558 00:50:44,165 --> 00:50:46,155 Ioudly. 559 00:51:10,994 --> 00:51:13,689 Fight! Fight, fight! 560 00:51:13,797 --> 00:51:16,458 Fight, College! Fight! Fight! 561 00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:44,382 Stopl Bring it back now! 562 00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:47,558 Stop! 563 00:56:22,394 --> 00:56:24,293 Yes? 564 00:56:24,397 --> 00:56:26,365 Two coffees, please. 565 00:56:28,101 --> 00:56:30,069 Black or white? 566 00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:32,034 White. 567 00:56:37,677 --> 00:56:39,735 Black. 568 00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:15,518 Sugar. 569 00:58:35,437 --> 00:58:38,964 Go on. Look at me. 570 00:58:41,011 --> 00:58:42,979 I'll kill you. 571 00:58:44,114 --> 00:58:46,082 Look at my eyes. 572 00:58:47,784 --> 00:58:49,910 Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror... 573 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:52,453 and my eyes get bigger and bigger. 574 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:55,459 And I'm like a tiger. 575 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,528 I like tigers. 576 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,949 I likeJohnny. 577 01:00:22,787 --> 01:00:24,777 Scissors. 578 01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:26,822 Stone. 579 01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:29,324 Paper. 580 01:00:29,427 --> 01:00:31,827 Scissors. 581 01:00:31,930 --> 01:00:33,898 Stone. 582 01:00:36,768 --> 01:00:38,667 Paper. 583 01:01:44,775 --> 01:01:49,108 - Anything wrong? - No. It's all right, sir. Just duty rounds. 584 01:01:49,213 --> 01:01:52,478 - You won't be long, will you, sir? - Sorry, Denson. I didn't know it was so late. 585 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,482 Good night, sir. 586 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,883 Good night, Denson. 587 01:02:01,025 --> 01:02:05,723 You know, if I pass all the tests, I'm definitely going to California. 588 01:02:05,830 --> 01:02:08,525 I'm going to be a criminal lawyer. 589 01:02:08,633 --> 01:02:11,192 Of course, it all takes about 20 years. 590 01:02:11,303 --> 01:02:15,102 - We'll all be dead by then. - Well, I believe in having a goal. 591 01:02:15,207 --> 01:02:17,175 That way you succeed. 592 01:02:19,613 --> 01:02:23,605 Actually, that's your trouble. You have no ambition. 593 01:02:23,717 --> 01:02:25,685 Oh, I know. 594 01:02:31,858 --> 01:02:33,848 Is your mum coming for Founder's Day? 595 01:02:33,961 --> 01:02:37,953 Yes. She's bringing her new husband. My new dad. 596 01:02:38,065 --> 01:02:42,024 - What's he like? - Actually, I don't think they're married. 597 01:02:42,137 --> 01:02:44,798 I don't care. 598 01:02:44,906 --> 01:02:47,306 I don't mind at all about that sort of thing. 599 01:02:49,578 --> 01:02:51,546 I shouldn't mind, should I? 600 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:53,615 No. 601 01:02:53,715 --> 01:02:56,309 Oh, hell. I don't know. 602 01:02:56,418 --> 01:02:58,715 Quick! Out the back. 603 01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:00,788 That way. 604 01:03:07,498 --> 01:03:09,466 Can you explain yourself? 605 01:03:09,566 --> 01:03:12,466 - What are you up to? - Nothing. 606 01:03:13,603 --> 01:03:15,571 Who was with you? 607 01:03:18,410 --> 01:03:20,343 No one. 608 01:03:38,697 --> 01:03:42,133 - What did it feel like? - Like drowning. 609 01:03:48,909 --> 01:03:52,241 What's the most horrible way to die? 610 01:03:52,346 --> 01:03:54,870 Getting a moth caught in your eardrum. 611 01:03:54,982 --> 01:03:57,576 You can hear it as it eats into your brain. 612 01:03:57,685 --> 01:03:59,709 Being flayed alive. 613 01:03:59,821 --> 01:04:03,017 That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. 614 01:04:03,123 --> 01:04:07,718 Used to send the neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives. 615 01:04:09,631 --> 01:04:11,599 Cancer's worse. 616 01:04:12,867 --> 01:04:14,993 My mother took six months. 617 01:04:20,676 --> 01:04:23,270 The night's dead. 618 01:04:27,816 --> 01:04:30,079 You can hardly breathe outside. 619 01:04:33,423 --> 01:04:35,447 The thing I'd really hate... 620 01:04:35,558 --> 01:04:39,049 is to have a nail bang through the back of my neck. 621 01:04:40,163 --> 01:04:42,187 Slowly. 622 01:04:47,203 --> 01:04:50,171 I don't see what difference the speed makes. 623 01:04:52,743 --> 01:04:54,733 The speed of the nail. 624 01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:04,583 The -The -The nail's speed! 625 01:05:05,825 --> 01:05:08,384 The nail's speed. 626 01:05:13,665 --> 01:05:17,624 The s-speed. 627 01:05:27,246 --> 01:05:29,214 Thank you, my dear. 628 01:05:33,354 --> 01:05:36,790 Of course, there's - there's always a lunatic fringe. 629 01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:39,323 There's a certain hard core in the studies. 630 01:05:40,994 --> 01:05:43,291 - Oh, dear. - Yes. 631 01:05:47,002 --> 01:05:49,731 I will have to deal firmly with it in certain instances. 632 01:05:49,839 --> 01:05:52,636 It may be necessary to make a few examples. 633 01:05:52,742 --> 01:05:55,005 The headmaster doesn't like too much thrashing. 634 01:05:55,111 --> 01:05:57,476 He wouldn't like College to get a reputation for decadence. 635 01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:00,606 - Hear! Hear! - Of course. Of course. 636 01:06:01,752 --> 01:06:04,778 And the juniors. How are the juniors? 637 01:06:04,887 --> 01:06:07,048 On the whole, dull. 638 01:06:07,157 --> 01:06:11,025 - Oh, dear. - Of course, it's just a matter of proportion. 639 01:06:11,128 --> 01:06:13,961 Unruly elements threaten the stability of the house. 640 01:06:15,132 --> 01:06:17,100 It's best to nip them in the bud. 641 01:06:18,436 --> 01:06:20,562 Yes. 642 01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:23,901 Well, you -you must do what you think best. 643 01:06:24,008 --> 01:06:26,874 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 644 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:36,186 Love so amazing 645 01:06:36,288 --> 01:06:39,724 So divine 646 01:06:39,826 --> 01:06:44,228 Demands my heart 647 01:06:44,329 --> 01:06:46,660 My life 648 01:06:46,766 --> 01:06:49,757 My all 649 01:06:51,404 --> 01:06:53,633 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 650 01:06:53,741 --> 01:06:56,038 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost... 651 01:06:56,143 --> 01:06:58,042 be with us all evermore. 652 01:06:58,145 --> 01:06:59,805 - Amen. - Amen. 653 01:06:59,914 --> 01:07:01,813 Senior table. 654 01:07:07,489 --> 01:07:10,218 Quiet. 655 01:07:10,325 --> 01:07:12,224 As soon as you've finished... 656 01:07:12,327 --> 01:07:15,854 juniors to the sweat room and seniors to their studies. 657 01:07:15,964 --> 01:07:17,988 And wait in silence. 658 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:20,465 Carry on. 659 01:07:22,305 --> 01:07:26,605 Fisher. That's your second bun! I saw you. Put it back! 660 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,594 Travis! 661 01:07:44,695 --> 01:07:46,594 Wallace! 662 01:07:46,698 --> 01:07:48,597 Knightly! 663 01:08:06,819 --> 01:08:08,787 Come in. 664 01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:23,966 Good evening. I imagine you know why you're here. 665 01:08:26,307 --> 01:08:28,275 No. 666 01:08:28,376 --> 01:08:30,400 For being a nuisance. 667 01:08:30,511 --> 01:08:32,410 A general nuisance in the house. 668 01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:36,574 What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done? 669 01:08:36,684 --> 01:08:38,583 Done? 670 01:08:38,687 --> 01:08:42,679 It's your general attitude. You know exactly what I mean. 671 01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:44,690 Attitude? 672 01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:46,783 And we've decided to beat you for it. 673 01:08:47,897 --> 01:08:50,194 Stand up properly when the head of house addresses you. 674 01:08:52,067 --> 01:08:54,125 There's something indecent about you, Travis. 675 01:08:54,237 --> 01:08:56,363 The way you slouch about. 676 01:08:56,472 --> 01:08:59,167 You think we don't notice you with your hands in your pockets. 677 01:08:59,275 --> 01:09:01,469 The way you just sit there looking at everyone. 678 01:09:01,578 --> 01:09:04,705 You three have become a danger to the morale of the whole house. 679 01:09:05,815 --> 01:09:08,442 You can take that cheap little grin off your mouth! 680 01:09:08,551 --> 01:09:11,314 I serve the nation. 681 01:09:11,422 --> 01:09:14,754 You haven't the slightest idea what it means, have you? 682 01:09:14,858 --> 01:09:17,655 To you it's just one bloody joke. 683 01:09:17,761 --> 01:09:20,661 You mean that bit of wool on your tit? 684 01:09:20,764 --> 01:09:23,823 - Christ. - You're in the sixth form now. 685 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:27,200 You should be prepared to set an example of responsibility. 686 01:09:27,305 --> 01:09:29,204 - You're a nuisance. - You're pathetic. 687 01:09:29,308 --> 01:09:31,207 And as such, you must be punished. 688 01:09:32,311 --> 01:09:34,279 Well, have you anything to say? 689 01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:36,348 Any of you? 690 01:09:38,851 --> 01:09:40,909 Yes. I have. 691 01:09:42,688 --> 01:09:44,849 The thing I hate about you, Rowntree... 692 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:47,892 is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum... 693 01:09:47,994 --> 01:09:50,689 and your best teddy bear to Oxfam... 694 01:09:50,797 --> 01:09:54,630 and expect us to lick your frigid fingers... 695 01:09:54,735 --> 01:09:56,861 for the rest of your frigid life. 696 01:10:00,374 --> 01:10:02,739 Go down to the gym. 697 01:10:02,844 --> 01:10:04,777 Wait outside. 698 01:10:46,324 --> 01:10:48,292 Wallace. 699 01:11:51,694 --> 01:11:53,662 Get up. 700 01:11:58,033 --> 01:12:00,001 Thank you, Rowntree. 701 01:12:09,713 --> 01:12:12,180 - Only four. - Knightly. 702 01:12:12,282 --> 01:12:14,250 Done. 703 01:12:36,175 --> 01:12:39,166 Christ, that was a bit low. 704 01:12:45,084 --> 01:12:47,881 Hey, Mick. 705 01:12:55,029 --> 01:12:57,019 Blood? 706 01:12:57,132 --> 01:12:59,190 Yeah. Blood. 707 01:13:09,911 --> 01:13:11,879 Get up. 708 01:13:17,686 --> 01:13:19,654 Thank you, Rowntree. 709 01:13:30,167 --> 01:13:32,135 Travis. 710 01:13:46,050 --> 01:13:48,018 Get your coat off. 711 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:57,028 Go to the bars. 712 01:14:10,877 --> 01:14:12,845 Bend over. 713 01:15:17,182 --> 01:15:19,081 Wait till you're told! 714 01:15:20,118 --> 01:15:22,086 Get down. 715 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:51,616 Get up. 716 01:17:32,794 --> 01:17:35,591 - Thank you, Rowntree. - Thank you. 717 01:18:09,433 --> 01:18:11,401 Thank you, Fortinbras. 718 01:18:11,503 --> 01:18:13,732 Translate, please. 719 01:18:13,838 --> 01:18:16,704 "'And do you not remember, 'I said... 720 01:18:16,808 --> 01:18:19,503 "'that we also said that we must... 721 01:18:19,610 --> 01:18:21,975 "'conduct the children to war on horseback... 722 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,979 "'to- to be spectators... 723 01:18:24,082 --> 01:18:27,050 "'and wherever it may be safe... 724 01:18:27,153 --> 01:18:30,349 "'bring them to the front and give them a taste of blood... 725 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,759 as we do with, uh - "' 726 01:18:38,065 --> 01:18:40,898 Uh, "as we do with horses." 727 01:18:41,936 --> 01:18:45,565 A creditable guess, but no. 728 01:18:45,673 --> 01:18:47,641 Anyone else? 729 01:18:47,741 --> 01:18:50,106 Ayoung she-goat? 730 01:18:51,845 --> 01:18:53,813 Look it up, Rowntree. 731 01:19:03,658 --> 01:19:06,182 "Ayoung dog. A whelp. Puppy." 732 01:20:34,289 --> 01:20:36,257 For the first time in 13 years... 733 01:20:36,358 --> 01:20:41,523 College House has won the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice. 734 01:20:47,870 --> 01:20:50,464 This house has seen great days. 735 01:20:50,574 --> 01:20:52,473 It's going to see them again. 736 01:20:52,575 --> 01:20:54,543 We're back on the right track at last. 737 01:20:54,644 --> 01:20:58,135 But I don't want you to think you can relax. 738 01:20:58,247 --> 01:21:00,476 It's up to everyone to pull together. 739 01:21:01,518 --> 01:21:03,883 I want to see each one of you going all out. 740 01:21:05,289 --> 01:21:07,279 I know you've got it in you. 741 01:21:07,392 --> 01:21:10,326 So let's see College House back on top. 742 01:21:12,230 --> 01:21:14,459 All right. 743 01:21:14,567 --> 01:21:16,693 Right. House thump! 744 01:21:16,802 --> 01:21:19,326 College House! College House! 745 01:21:19,438 --> 01:21:21,905 College House! College House! 746 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:02,550 We're on our own now. 747 01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:05,650 What are we going to do? 748 01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:10,125 Trust me? 749 01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:12,556 Of course. 750 01:22:12,662 --> 01:22:14,391 When are we going to do it? 751 01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:18,225 When I say. 752 01:22:49,468 --> 01:22:51,594 Death to the oppressor. 753 01:22:54,807 --> 01:22:56,775 The resistance. 754 01:22:59,445 --> 01:23:02,004 Liberty. 755 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:07,578 One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. 756 01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:17,598 Real bullets. 757 01:23:24,072 --> 01:23:27,098 Fairest isle 758 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:31,644 All isles excelling 759 01:23:31,746 --> 01:23:36,079 Seat of pleasure 760 01:23:36,185 --> 01:23:40,644 And of love 761 01:23:40,757 --> 01:23:43,884 Venus here 762 01:23:43,994 --> 01:23:48,760 Shall choose her dwelling 763 01:23:48,865 --> 01:23:52,494 And forsake 764 01:23:52,603 --> 01:23:57,699 Her Cyprian groves 765 01:24:53,101 --> 01:24:56,467 Space, you see, Michael, is all expanding... 766 01:24:56,571 --> 01:24:58,539 at the speed of light. 767 01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:03,275 It's a mathematical certainty... 768 01:25:03,378 --> 01:25:06,574 that somewhere, among all those million of stars... 769 01:25:06,682 --> 01:25:09,650 there's another planet where they speak English. 770 01:25:27,671 --> 01:25:29,639 Have a look. 771 01:26:01,341 --> 01:26:04,174 "The Son of God goes forth to war... 772 01:26:04,278 --> 01:26:07,246 a kingly crown to gain. " 773 01:26:08,616 --> 01:26:10,913 We are all corrupt. 774 01:26:11,018 --> 01:26:12,917 We are all sinful. 775 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:16,113 We are all meat to be punished. 776 01:26:17,525 --> 01:26:22,052 If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished. 777 01:26:22,163 --> 01:26:24,858 There are failures great and small... 778 01:26:24,966 --> 01:26:27,695 and there are punishments great and small. 779 01:26:27,803 --> 01:26:31,294 But there is one failure, one crime... 780 01:26:31,406 --> 01:26:34,000 one betrayal... 781 01:26:34,109 --> 01:26:36,872 that can never be forgiven. 782 01:26:36,979 --> 01:26:40,072 And that betrayal is called desertion. 783 01:26:41,784 --> 01:26:46,015 The deserter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot. 784 01:26:47,825 --> 01:26:50,816 Jesus Christ is our commanding officer. 785 01:26:50,928 --> 01:26:55,193 And if we desert him, we can expect no mercy. 786 01:26:56,900 --> 01:27:01,963 And... we are all deserters. 787 01:28:50,322 --> 01:28:52,221 All right. Corporal, over here. 788 01:28:52,325 --> 01:28:54,258 That's our objective, where that tree is. Right. 789 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:56,657 Listen, "D" Section. Come on. Listen. 790 01:28:56,763 --> 01:28:59,959 Hedge junction, 4:00, bushy top tree. 791 01:29:00,067 --> 01:29:02,261 We will attack and destroy that tree. 792 01:29:02,369 --> 01:29:05,132 Right. Bren gun left. Go on! Move! 793 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,927 Single file! 794 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,999 Single file! 795 01:29:32,801 --> 01:29:36,328 Come on, Peter. Keep it up. 796 01:29:38,408 --> 01:29:40,307 Well done, that man on the Bren! 797 01:29:46,684 --> 01:29:50,142 Rabbit crawl all the way back to base! 798 01:29:50,253 --> 01:29:52,221 Rabbit crawl, man! 799 01:30:18,551 --> 01:30:20,951 Stop. What are you doing? 800 01:30:21,054 --> 01:30:23,613 It's awful. You forgot to yell. 801 01:30:23,723 --> 01:30:25,656 The yell of hate. 802 01:30:29,329 --> 01:30:31,228 It's the yell that counts. 803 01:30:31,331 --> 01:30:33,925 Everybody back. At the double. 804 01:30:37,905 --> 01:30:39,873 Ready? Charge! 805 01:30:53,054 --> 01:30:55,022 Charge! 806 01:31:11,675 --> 01:31:13,643 Stop there. 807 01:31:13,744 --> 01:31:17,235 Get down! Get down! Get down! 808 01:31:23,955 --> 01:31:27,355 You're all dead. I've won. 809 01:31:28,926 --> 01:31:32,019 Sergeant's coming round. Re-form your men. 810 01:31:32,131 --> 01:31:34,257 "A"Company, get into line. 811 01:31:34,366 --> 01:31:36,265 Come onl Move! 812 01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:45,272 - All right, Denson. Bring your men over here. Hurry up. 813 01:31:46,345 --> 01:31:49,074 - Don't dawdle. Now march properly. - Left, right, left. 814 01:31:49,181 --> 01:31:52,343 - Left. Left. - That's right. Pick up a set. 815 01:31:53,987 --> 01:31:55,886 At the double. 816 01:31:59,059 --> 01:32:01,083 Get a move on. Don't hang around. 817 01:32:01,194 --> 01:32:03,821 - Hurry up. - Who left his rifle here? 818 01:32:11,705 --> 01:32:14,764 All right. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. 819 01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:17,570 "D" Section over here. This is an order. 820 01:32:17,679 --> 01:32:20,112 Put your rifles down and get over to the tea queue. 821 01:32:20,215 --> 01:32:22,114 Go on, you. Go on. Move. 822 01:32:23,285 --> 01:32:26,617 - All right, boy? - You keep going. 823 01:32:26,721 --> 01:32:29,121 That's the lad. 824 01:32:32,328 --> 01:32:34,420 Take cover! 825 01:32:35,399 --> 01:32:37,059 Take cover! 826 01:32:37,166 --> 01:32:38,826 Who's there? 827 01:32:40,704 --> 01:32:42,603 Who's there? 828 01:32:42,705 --> 01:32:45,195 Show yourself, whoever you are! 829 01:32:45,309 --> 01:32:47,277 Come out of there! 830 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:59,415 Empty those rifles at once. 831 01:32:59,524 --> 01:33:02,083 Hand over those rifles instantly! 832 01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:06,853 Come on. Hand them over. 833 01:33:20,446 --> 01:33:23,608 For the love of God, don't shoot! 834 01:33:27,787 --> 01:33:30,778 No. No. No. 835 01:33:44,605 --> 01:33:46,573 I take this seriously. 836 01:33:47,775 --> 01:33:49,743 Very seriously indeed. 837 01:33:50,879 --> 01:33:54,279 Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. 838 01:33:54,383 --> 01:33:56,748 Do you realize that? 839 01:33:56,853 --> 01:34:01,380 Now I want you to apologize to him. Is that clear? 840 01:34:25,149 --> 01:34:28,948 Now, you mustn't think that I don't understand. 841 01:34:29,988 --> 01:34:34,550 It's a natural characteristic of adolescence to want to proclaim individuality. 842 01:34:34,659 --> 01:34:36,683 There's nothing unhealthy about that. 843 01:34:36,795 --> 01:34:39,695 It's a quite blameless form of existentialism. 844 01:34:40,766 --> 01:34:44,861 This, for instance, is what lies at the heart of the great hair problem. 845 01:34:45,972 --> 01:34:48,805 I think you boys know that I keep an open mind on most things. 846 01:34:48,908 --> 01:34:51,239 And of one thing I am certain: 847 01:34:51,345 --> 01:34:54,336 Short hair is no indication of merit. 848 01:34:54,448 --> 01:34:56,416 So often I've noticed that... 849 01:34:56,516 --> 01:35:00,110 it's the hair rebels who step into the breach when there's a crisis... 850 01:35:00,220 --> 01:35:02,414 whether it be a fire in the house... 851 01:35:02,523 --> 01:35:04,422 or to sacrifice a week's holiday... 852 01:35:04,524 --> 01:35:07,583 in order to give a party of slum children seven days in the country. 853 01:35:09,297 --> 01:35:11,196 But, of course, there are limits. 854 01:35:11,298 --> 01:35:14,198 Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable. 855 01:35:14,303 --> 01:35:16,271 I think you'd go that far with me. 856 01:35:19,407 --> 01:35:22,500 Now, the fees here are at present... 857 01:35:22,611 --> 01:35:26,273 643 per annum. 858 01:35:26,382 --> 01:35:28,849 Which works out at about 15 guineas a week. 859 01:35:28,951 --> 01:35:31,316 This is no mean sum. 860 01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:36,550 It is the salary, for instance, of the average trainee supermarket manager. 861 01:35:36,660 --> 01:35:39,150 But on the other hand, it's no more than the cost... 862 01:35:39,262 --> 01:35:41,752 of keeping a juvenile delinquent in Borstal. 863 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:46,029 However, this is merely to look at the matter in terms of hard cash... 864 01:35:46,137 --> 01:35:48,537 which is not the only consideration. 865 01:35:48,639 --> 01:35:52,904 There is above all the question of service. 866 01:35:53,010 --> 01:35:57,036 Those who are given most also have most to give. 867 01:35:58,283 --> 01:36:00,580 Now you boys are intelligent. 868 01:36:00,686 --> 01:36:03,153 You're too intelligent to be rebels. 869 01:36:03,255 --> 01:36:05,154 That's too easy. 870 01:36:05,257 --> 01:36:08,693 And it would be easy to punish you in the normal way. 871 01:36:09,761 --> 01:36:12,787 But I'm going to give you a privilege. 872 01:36:12,899 --> 01:36:15,958 Work. Real work. 873 01:36:16,069 --> 01:36:18,628 And I want you to think of this not as a punishment... 874 01:36:18,738 --> 01:36:21,729 but as an opportunity to give... 875 01:36:21,842 --> 01:36:23,741 to serve. 876 01:40:50,397 --> 01:40:53,423 Guard ofhonor, 'shun! 877 01:40:55,669 --> 01:40:59,366 Guard, shoulder... arms! 878 01:41:01,142 --> 01:41:04,440 Guard, present... arms! 879 01:41:07,448 --> 01:41:11,077 Guard, shoulder... arms! 880 01:41:27,203 --> 01:41:29,102 Guard, order arms! 881 01:41:29,205 --> 01:41:31,434 - How do you do, sir? Nice to have you at College. - Yes. So nice. 882 01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:33,440 - You know the bishop. - Bishop! 883 01:41:33,543 --> 01:41:36,534 - General. How very nice to see you. - Nice to see you after all this time. 884 01:41:36,647 --> 01:41:38,546 - It's a long time. - Twenty-seven years? 885 01:41:38,648 --> 01:41:40,911 - Twenty-seven years it's been? - I've got to leave now. 886 01:41:41,018 --> 01:41:43,815 Yes. Right. 887 01:41:43,921 --> 01:41:49,051 Each manly voice upraise 888 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:54,325 Clasp each the hand in brotherhood 889 01:41:54,433 --> 01:41:59,598 And raise the roof with praise 890 01:41:59,705 --> 01:42:04,641 And when these days of school are past 891 01:42:04,744 --> 01:42:09,180 Though we'll be near or far 892 01:42:09,282 --> 01:42:14,981 We'll cherish still her memory 893 01:42:15,088 --> 01:42:19,821 Gainst fire and flood and foe 894 01:42:19,927 --> 01:42:24,830 We'll serve her still through good and ill 895 01:42:24,932 --> 01:42:29,426 As through the world we'll go 896 01:42:29,536 --> 01:42:35,064 And when these days of school are past 897 01:42:35,176 --> 01:42:39,703 Though we'll be near or far 898 01:42:39,815 --> 01:42:44,683 We'll stand again for College 899 01:42:44,787 --> 01:42:50,247 Who made us what we are 900 01:43:22,293 --> 01:43:24,487 Your Royal Highness... 901 01:43:24,596 --> 01:43:26,495 my lord bishop... 902 01:43:26,597 --> 01:43:28,496 General Denson... 903 01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:31,659 my lords, ladies and gentlemen... 904 01:43:31,770 --> 01:43:33,862 today is a day for the future... 905 01:43:34,908 --> 01:43:37,535 and also a day for the past. 906 01:43:37,644 --> 01:43:41,238 Any institution which has half a thousand years - 907 01:43:41,347 --> 01:43:44,645 one-quarter of the Christian era stretching behind it- 908 01:43:44,751 --> 01:43:47,218 is bound to have a sense of the past. 909 01:43:48,321 --> 01:43:51,312 But in point of fact, there can be few places... 910 01:43:51,424 --> 01:43:54,951 where tradition is examined with such a critical eye as this college. 911 01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:58,155 A constant self-appraisal is going on. 912 01:43:58,265 --> 01:44:00,562 And indeed, changes are happening so fast... 913 01:44:00,669 --> 01:44:03,136 that even as I speak, these words are out of date. 914 01:44:06,373 --> 01:44:09,773 But first I want to introduce General Denson... 915 01:44:09,878 --> 01:44:11,846 who, of course, needs no introduction... 916 01:44:11,948 --> 01:44:15,110 either as a national hero or as an old boy. 917 01:44:15,218 --> 01:44:17,186 General Denson. 918 01:44:23,059 --> 01:44:25,027 Thank you, Headmaster. 919 01:44:25,127 --> 01:44:27,219 Your Royal Highness, my lord bishop... 920 01:44:27,331 --> 01:44:29,299 my lords, ladies and gentlemen. 921 01:44:29,399 --> 01:44:32,561 Men of College, now, you chaps are probably thinking... 922 01:44:32,668 --> 01:44:34,931 there's nothing much an old soldier like me can teach you. 923 01:44:35,038 --> 01:44:36,937 Well, you may be right. 924 01:44:37,041 --> 01:44:39,235 All the same, I'm going to have a shot at it. 925 01:44:39,343 --> 01:44:42,311 First thing, you're lucky. 926 01:44:42,412 --> 01:44:46,211 Yes. A lot of men would give their eyeteeth to be sitting where you're sitting now. 927 01:44:46,317 --> 01:44:50,276 You are privileged. Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong. 928 01:44:50,388 --> 01:44:52,753 There is nothing the matter with privilege- 929 01:44:52,858 --> 01:44:55,258 as long as we're ready to pay for it. 930 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:58,887 It's a very sad thing, but today it is fashionable... 931 01:44:58,998 --> 01:45:02,194 to belittle tradition. 932 01:45:02,301 --> 01:45:06,362 The old orders that made our nation a-a living force... 933 01:45:06,472 --> 01:45:08,405 are for the most part scorned... 934 01:45:08,507 --> 01:45:13,773 by modern psychiatrists, priests, pundits of all sorts. 935 01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:16,973 But what have they got to put in their place, hmm? 936 01:45:17,083 --> 01:45:20,017 Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom. 937 01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:23,680 Well, freedom is the heritage of every Englishman... 938 01:45:23,791 --> 01:45:26,385 who speaks with the tongue that Shakespeare spoke. 939 01:45:26,494 --> 01:45:30,486 But, you know, we won't stay free unless we're ready to fight. 940 01:45:30,598 --> 01:45:32,497 And you won't be any good as fighters... 941 01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:34,590 unless you know something about discipline- 942 01:45:34,703 --> 01:45:38,502 the habit of obedience- how to give orders... 943 01:45:38,607 --> 01:45:40,506 and how to take them. 944 01:45:40,609 --> 01:45:44,067 Never mind the sneers of the cynics. 945 01:45:44,179 --> 01:45:49,514 Let us just be true to honor, duty, national pride. 946 01:45:49,619 --> 01:45:52,246 We still need loyalty. 947 01:45:52,355 --> 01:45:54,720 We still need tradition. 948 01:45:54,825 --> 01:45:57,793 If we look around us at the world today, what do we see? 949 01:45:57,894 --> 01:46:01,659 We see bloodshed, confusion, decay. 950 01:46:01,765 --> 01:46:06,327 I know the world has changed a great deal in the past 50 years - 951 01:46:06,437 --> 01:46:08,336 But England- 952 01:46:08,439 --> 01:46:10,338 our England doesn't change so easily. 953 01:46:10,441 --> 01:46:15,003 And back here in College today I feel - and it makes me jolly proud - 954 01:46:15,112 --> 01:46:18,444 that there is still a tradition here which has not changed... 955 01:46:18,549 --> 01:46:21,073 and by God, it isn't going to change! 956 01:46:23,822 --> 01:46:27,018 It's up to all of you chaps to give the world a lead. 957 01:46:27,126 --> 01:46:29,889 It is Britain's tradition that you have learnt here. 958 01:46:29,995 --> 01:46:33,395 Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice. 959 01:46:33,500 --> 01:46:35,399 A tradition of College. 960 01:46:35,501 --> 01:46:40,302 And it's up to all of us to reassure the world by our unquestioning obedience... 961 01:46:40,406 --> 01:46:42,567 that we still hope - 962 01:46:42,676 --> 01:46:44,575 My God, we're on fire! 963 01:46:44,677 --> 01:46:46,735 Now don't panic. Don't panic. 964 01:46:46,847 --> 01:46:49,178 Women first. 965 01:46:49,282 --> 01:46:52,740 Break open the windows. 966 01:46:52,853 --> 01:46:56,515 Don't shout. Don't panic. Don't panic. 967 01:46:56,623 --> 01:46:58,522 Women and children- 968 01:46:58,626 --> 01:47:00,594 Oh, my God. 969 01:47:01,662 --> 01:47:05,688 Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up for College. 970 01:47:05,801 --> 01:47:08,201 Each manly voice upraise. 971 01:47:12,341 --> 01:47:16,572 - Mum, where are you? - Out! God, let us out! 972 01:47:42,973 --> 01:47:44,405 Come on. Come on. 973 01:48:29,022 --> 01:48:31,216 Ammunition, quick! Break open the armory. 974 01:48:31,325 --> 01:48:33,815 Every man a rifle. Now keep low! Keep low! 975 01:48:33,928 --> 01:48:36,452 Rabbit crawl! 976 01:48:48,644 --> 01:48:51,942 Infiltrate their flank. Get a Bren gun on their flank. Come on. Jump to it. 977 01:49:01,758 --> 01:49:04,191 Bastards! Bastards! 978 01:49:04,295 --> 01:49:06,353 Bastards! 979 01:49:07,832 --> 01:49:09,731 Stop! Stop! 980 01:49:09,833 --> 01:49:13,928 Stop firing! Cease fire. 981 01:49:14,039 --> 01:49:16,007 Cease firing. 982 01:49:17,842 --> 01:49:20,639 Boys! Boys! I understand you! 983 01:49:20,745 --> 01:49:24,305 Listen to reason and trust me! Trust me! 7