1 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:06,399 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. 2 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,985 Hey, you want to get out of here? 3 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:14,532 - What a rager, huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 4 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:20,080 Isn't it weird that all this, 5 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,582 this all happened at the end of the semester? 6 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,000 You and me. 7 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,086 James... 8 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:31,007 I don't think I can see you anymore. 9 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:34,302 You don't... What do you mean? 10 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:37,972 Sorry. 11 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,272 Women are mercurial, man. 12 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:49,609 - And you did just start dating last week. - It was 11 days ago. 13 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,945 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? 14 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,948 - That has nothing to do with it. - Oh, Christ. Brennan. 15 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,158 - What? - You did! You promised me! 16 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,119 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. 17 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:02,914 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? 18 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,791 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. 19 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,626 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... 20 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,710 Here, drink up. 21 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:13,299 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain- looking, insecure depressive 22 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,677 who throws herself at you and get it over with. 23 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,637 Look, I know most people have low standards. 24 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,889 I guess I'm... I'm different. 25 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:25,478 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? 26 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:28,857 - When we're on the Continent. - Here's to sexually- permissive cultures! 27 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,860 Yes! Focus on Europe. 28 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,195 It's going to be a transformative experience. 29 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:36,322 - To the graduate. - To the graduate. 30 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,492 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, 31 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:42,036 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, 32 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:44,330 about $7.68 more, 33 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:48,293 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. 34 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,336 Bill, do you want to take this? 35 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:53,923 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old- fashioned. 36 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,885 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, 37 00:02:56,969 --> 00:03:00,513 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, 38 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:04,767 I do need an additional $279.11. 39 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:08,313 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, 40 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:14,360 but your father has been transferred to a different department. 41 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,698 Really? Is that... Is that bad? 42 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:23,036 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. 43 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,040 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... 44 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:32,545 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. 45 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,549 You could still help me with rent next year, right? 46 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,384 All right, James, you're not listening to me. 47 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:42,055 - Here you go, sir. - There we go. Thank you very much. 48 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:46,726 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. 49 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,019 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? 50 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,562 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. 51 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,523 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, 52 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,777 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. 53 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,403 A summerjob? 54 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:00,031 Summer in Pittsburgh. 55 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,366 - That's fucking harsh. - It's a nightmare. 56 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,867 They don't like people like me where I'm from. 57 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:05,828 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. 58 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,665 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? 59 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,502 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. 60 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:16,089 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. 61 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,257 - Yeah? - Yeah. 62 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,842 - Thank you so much, Eric. - Hey, don't worry about it. 63 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,594 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... 64 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,888 What, them? They're clueless. 65 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,601 Fuck, this is good weed. 66 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:31,396 Speaking of which, I just want you to know 67 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,148 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. 68 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,316 - Hey, put that away. - Yeah. Take it. 69 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:36,442 - No. - Take it. 70 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,485 - Take it! - Okay. 71 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:41,406 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? 72 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,782 But look at it this way, 73 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,410 in a few short months, you'll be with me, 74 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:49,122 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! 75 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:53,209 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. 76 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,380 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. 77 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,137 - Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. - All right, I'm just trying to drive. 78 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,270 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, 79 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:39,565 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. 80 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,860 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. 81 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,239 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, 82 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,199 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. 83 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,951 These are the only jobs you've ever had? 84 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,245 No, no, I also spent several years 85 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,205 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. 86 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,748 I have their letter of recommendation here. 87 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,917 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. 88 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,127 Okay. 89 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,006 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, 90 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,092 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin 91 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,760 on a pretty lengthy road trip. 92 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:11,597 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... 93 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,099 They hung up. 94 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,726 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. 95 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:18,354 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. 96 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,022 What, at Adventureland? 97 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,817 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. 98 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,944 - You can do better, kiddo. - No, there's nothing. 99 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,321 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. 100 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:30,408 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. 101 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,118 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. 102 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,084 - Nad attack! - Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. 103 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,503 - Brennan, come here. - Frigo, stop. Okay. 104 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,840 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! 105 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,633 - Yes! - Frigo. 106 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,635 Welcome home, Brennan! 107 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:04,942 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! 108 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,530 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... 109 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,115 I'm sorry. 110 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,411 - Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? - Bobby? 111 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,498 - Paulette, come in, Paulette? - Channels. 112 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,750 - You just... You gotta press it. - Oh, they're gone. 113 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,168 Okay. 114 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,545 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. 115 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:28,799 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. 116 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,594 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. 117 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,012 You look more like a games guy, 118 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,515 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? 119 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,599 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... 120 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,392 My name is Bobby. 121 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:43,481 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, 122 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:48,611 - no free upgrades, no free food. - So, just nothing is free here. 123 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,862 Everybody has to pay for everything. 124 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,198 And more importantly, working in games, 125 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,201 no one ever wins a giant- ass panda. 126 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,827 Yeah, we don't have that many left. 127 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,913 Cool? Can you hand me a T- shirt, please? 128 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:02,583 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. 129 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,877 James? Am I pronouncing that right? 130 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,712 - James? James? - Yeah. 131 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,549 Okay, by accepting this T- shirt, you are... 132 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,716 Hired! 133 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,718 Well, usually I... 134 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,804 - More of a ceremonial thing, the T- shirt. - Sorry. 135 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,391 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. 136 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,317 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. 137 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,071 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. 138 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,907 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. 139 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,785 Hey, Jerry. 140 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,829 $1 buys five rings. 141 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,747 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, 142 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,958 they win a giant- ass panda. 143 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,795 - That is a giant- ass panda. - Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. 144 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,298 And that's because this game is un- winnable. 145 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,634 Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. 146 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,636 So nobody ever wins? 147 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,763 If someone wins a giant- ass panda on your watch, 148 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,057 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? 149 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,976 So the object of the game 150 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,270 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, 151 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:08,899 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. 152 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,860 - Really? - Yeah. 153 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,447 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, 154 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,240 we can't just give them away. 155 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,910 You get a five- minute bathroom break every two hours. 156 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:23,372 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. 157 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,083 Brennan, they got you working on games? 158 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:29,378 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! 159 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:33,549 - You know that demented person? - Yeah. He used to be my best friend. 160 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,634 Then I turned four. 161 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,761 So if you stand directly below the hoop, 162 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,513 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. 163 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,974 But from back there, the suckerjust can't tell. 164 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,226 Jesus, that's so wrong. 165 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,063 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. 166 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,522 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. 167 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,983 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. 168 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,694 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. 169 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,322 I was supposed to go to Europe, but my family has money problems. 170 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,491 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. 171 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,493 My dad even makes me pay utilities. 172 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,162 I don't want... 173 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,894 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! 174 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:33,317 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. 175 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,821 Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. 176 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,824 Here you go. You can have that. 177 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,660 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 178 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,039 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? 179 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,417 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. 180 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,211 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. 181 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,964 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. 182 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,591 - No, you're very... You're very gamey. - Yeah. 183 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,843 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 184 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,344 Have you ever seen a horse race before? 185 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,264 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? 186 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,474 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? 187 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,102 - That's a good question. - It doesn't really matter. 188 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,438 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? 189 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,148 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... 190 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,649 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "100, 200, 200, going... " 191 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,901 - That's an auction, sweetie. - Right. 192 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,237 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? 193 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,614 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? 194 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,907 That's what people come for. 195 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,161 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. 196 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,079 Thank you. 197 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,790 - Take it to a 10. I like that. - Okay. 198 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,922 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mintjuleps. 199 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:40,926 Horses are all at the starting gate. Okay, and they're off! 200 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,970 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! 201 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,180 But look out! Here comes Green, 202 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,307 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. 203 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,017 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, 204 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,728 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. 205 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,229 And Yellow is dead last! 206 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:56,066 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. 207 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,610 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! 208 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,445 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, 209 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,113 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. 210 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,449 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! 211 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,867 Green places and Red shows. 212 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,077 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! 213 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:13,083 - What window? There's a window? - No. No, there's not. Here you go. 214 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,712 Congratulations, sir. 215 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,556 I'm new. 216 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:32,394 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. 217 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,563 And the sale of arms got tangled up... 218 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,318 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? 219 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,488 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? 220 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,826 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. 221 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,080 - Yo! Guy! - Yeah? 222 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,915 - Give me five. - Okay. 223 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,046 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. 224 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,215 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? 225 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,927 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. 226 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,264 - Okay. - You know what? Make it 15. 227 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,977 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? 228 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,856 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! 229 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,774 - We got a winner! - Come on, check it out! 230 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,778 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. 231 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:23,863 That's cheating. 232 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,074 Oh, no. He won fair- and- square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! 233 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,910 - Yeah, I saw him throw it! - Hey, thank you, sir. 234 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:35,499 - Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. - This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! 235 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:40,129 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. 236 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,675 Here you go, here's your panda. 237 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,637 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. 238 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,432 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? 239 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,809 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant- ass panda. 240 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,021 - Is it worth getting knifed over? - No. 241 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:01,859 - Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. - Em. Nice to meet you. 242 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,738 Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob your second day, James. 243 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:10,159 No. Shit. I need this job. 244 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,787 I'm kidding. You're okay. 245 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,956 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. 246 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,335 Yo, Connell! Rock on! 247 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,175 - Who's that? - Connell. He's the maintenance guy. 248 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,391 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? 249 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,144 Yeah, I know. 250 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,648 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. 251 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,692 - Hey, Joel. Hey. - Hi. 252 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,945 You guys want some of this? 253 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,114 - I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? - Thanks. 254 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,123 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, 255 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,292 but they spelled it "Satin Lives. " 256 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,587 One of those textile- worshipping cults, no doubt. 257 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,214 - That's quite funny. - Yeah. 258 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,549 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. 259 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,094 You know about Connell and Lou, right? 260 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,346 No, I don't know about them. 261 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,639 Time out, guys. 262 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,140 - Guys, he doesn't know the legend. - Oh, my God! 263 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,851 - Tell him. - Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. 264 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,478 - Really? - The historic Lou Reed. 265 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,147 - The Lou Reed. - So Connell's like a real musician? 266 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,068 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. 267 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,279 - He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. - He's married, you perv! 268 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,615 Nice pipe, Grandpa! 269 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,244 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! 270 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,497 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. 271 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,000 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! 272 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,169 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. 273 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,630 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. 274 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,508 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? 275 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,634 - What? - Yeah. 276 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,011 - Thank you so much. I got a ride. - Hey, what? 277 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,929 You can go. Good night. 278 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,556 - You got a ride? - Yes. 279 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,767 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? 280 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,020 - Oh, my God. - Frigo. 281 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,355 - All right, I'll see you, Brennan. - What the hell was that? 282 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,107 It's just my life. 283 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,650 - Here, have some rum. - Thanks. 284 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,987 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. 285 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,867 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. 286 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,827 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... 287 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,537 Okay, she's gone. 288 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,876 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. 289 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,089 - Yeah. - Wow. I'm at NYU right now. 290 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,132 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. 291 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,219 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. 292 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,056 - What are you studying? - Journalism. 293 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,433 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. 294 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,769 But I want to report on the real state of the world. 295 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,479 You know, like Charles Dickens, 296 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,147 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, 297 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,025 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. 298 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,446 - That's cool. - Yeah, is it? 299 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,948 - Yeah. - Okay. 300 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,616 No, it is, it's... 301 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,369 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? 302 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,622 No, that's a valid question, 303 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,501 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. 304 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,921 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. 305 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:56,218 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company 306 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,470 or something like that. 307 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,514 - Fuck that, right? - Yeah. 308 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,184 Yeah. 309 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,564 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. 310 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,358 - Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. - Sure. 311 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,146 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. 312 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,024 - Don't believe everything you hear. - Okay. 313 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,527 I'll tell you about it sometime. 314 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,614 So, where does your band play? 315 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,534 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. 316 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,205 - I'm starting a new band out in LA. - Los Angeles? 317 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,374 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. 318 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,586 - Jesus. - Nasty. 319 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,797 You'll get better at avoiding that. 320 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:24,431 Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. 321 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,686 - I'm invited? - Yep, that's why I'm telling you. 322 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,607 - Connell? - You kiddies have fun. 323 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,154 She's cool, right? 324 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,406 You're just smearing that around. 325 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:46,370 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. 326 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,997 We're having a ping- pong tournament! 327 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,749 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,042 Nice digs. 329 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,587 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? 330 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,340 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. 331 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:02,094 It's been his life- long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. 332 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,097 - High hopes. - Also gets me out of the house. 333 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,267 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? 334 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,810 - Absolutely. - Yes! 335 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,396 - Awesome. - Don't touch me. 336 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,565 Hey, I actually brought something for the party?. 337 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,738 - What is that? - It's a joint. 338 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,615 Yeah. 339 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,076 Bobby is weird. 340 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,287 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, 341 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,289 and I went back, I opened the door, 342 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:34,960 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. 343 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:39,881 What a weirdo. 344 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:46,722 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? 345 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,020 Okay. 346 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,651 Come on. 347 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,904 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? 348 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,782 Yeah, okay. 349 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,502 - See, it's not so bad. It's okay. - No, it's okay. 350 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:29,973 - Do you have any more of that pot? - Yeah, at home. Why? 351 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,143 - We should make pot cookies. - Okay. 352 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,729 That would be so fun. Have you done that? 353 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,857 - I have not. I've had cookies. - All right. 354 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,984 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. 355 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,319 Your connections have dried up? 356 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,279 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? 357 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,489 I have five joints. 358 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,699 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? 359 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,784 - Yeah. - Yeah. 360 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,627 Oh, my God! 361 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:04,466 I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. 362 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,259 Okay. 363 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,265 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay. 364 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,809 You want one? 365 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,735 - Coming? - Yeah. 366 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,158 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. 367 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,911 - Okay. - I'll meet you inside. 368 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,413 - Okay. - Okay. 369 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,374 Shit. 370 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:44,381 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! 371 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,633 Yeah! 372 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:52,681 Thanks. 373 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,643 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. 374 00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:01,022 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. 375 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,526 - I promise you'll get them back. - Yeah. 376 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:10,991 Thank you. 377 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,004 - Who's that? - It's my stepmom. 378 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,427 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. 379 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:35,056 - She died two years ago. - Really? I'm sorry. 380 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,561 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. 381 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,981 You see that unholy abomination on her head? 382 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,483 - Yeah. - It's a wig. 383 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,734 Is it? 384 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:51,490 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. 385 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,325 Lost all her hair. 386 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:57,120 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status- obsessed witch. 387 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:04,085 - I'm buzzed. You? - Yeah, kind of. 388 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,935 - What was that? - What was what? 389 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,437 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? 390 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,605 Yes. 391 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:31,363 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. 392 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,865 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. 393 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,034 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. 394 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:43,041 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? 395 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,252 Okay, good night! 396 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,427 Hello? 397 00:25:56,514 --> 00:26:01,059 Hey. No, actually, the party? broke up pretty early. 398 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,153 I'm in here. 399 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:32,841 - So we have, like, five minutes? - No. 400 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,974 There's not much point in wasting time, though. 401 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,978 Lisa P. is back! 402 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,272 - Lisa P. is back! - Lisa P.? Did you hear that? 403 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,484 Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! 404 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,613 - Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! - Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? 405 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:40,825 - Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" - That's Lisa P. 406 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,980 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. 407 00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:14,192 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. 408 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:18,863 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, 409 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,657 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. 410 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,201 The pudendum? Are you pre- med? 411 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:26,746 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond- shape portal. 412 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,540 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. 413 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,834 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. 414 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,545 - Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. - Hey, Joel. 415 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,047 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. 416 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,967 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. 417 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:42,053 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. 418 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:47,058 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. 419 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,853 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. 420 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:55,233 Well, I gotta go run the Musik- Express. 421 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:59,404 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. 422 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,573 - I'm Lisa. - James. 423 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,826 I heard you lost a giant- ass panda at knifepoint. 424 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,329 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. 425 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:11,750 - What? - It was nice to meet you. 426 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,002 Nice to meet you, too, James. 427 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:16,796 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. 428 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,925 A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. 429 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,802 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, 430 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,429 after working doubles. 431 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:27,849 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. 432 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:32,020 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. 433 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,106 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! 434 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,862 Hey. 435 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,947 - Hey. - Hey, I made you a tape. 436 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,324 These are my favorite bummer songs. 437 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,826 They're truly miserable, pit- of- despair type songs. 438 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,411 - I think you'll love it. - Cool. 439 00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:50,789 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? 440 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:51,956 Sure. 441 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:27,992 - Hey, I feel like I should tell you. - Tell me what? 442 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,747 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. 443 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:37,669 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. 444 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,796 - That sucks. - Yeah. 445 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,674 - Who broke your heart? - A girl at school. 446 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:46,052 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... 447 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,136 I think there was something there. 448 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,847 I think that we actually had, like, potential. 449 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,850 I don't know. I think she was afraid. 450 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,352 Afraid of what? 451 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,896 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. 452 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,606 Was the sex good? 453 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,734 She was very sexy. 454 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,153 You've been with a lot of girls? 455 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:09,534 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? 456 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,787 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 457 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,206 No, in that case, 458 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,709 there were actually a few times that I... 459 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,043 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. 460 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,963 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. 461 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,049 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? 462 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,886 - There were circumstances... - Oh, my God! 463 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:29,178 - Oh, my God. - No, I went... 464 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:33,683 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. 465 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,854 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. 466 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,106 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, 467 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:45,445 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? 468 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,947 It was one of the sonnets. 469 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,116 "Being your slave, what should I do 470 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,912 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" 471 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:59,042 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. 472 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,501 All right, that doesn't matter. 473 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,713 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, 474 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,715 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. 475 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:08,676 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... 476 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,304 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? 477 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:15,350 No. 478 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:22,774 So what about you and intercourse? 479 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,985 - Can you stop saying "intercourse"? - Sure, sure. 480 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:28,613 I don't know. There were guys in high school, 481 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,366 and then, like, there were other ones. 482 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:35,954 - Were you in love with any of them? - No. Hell no. 483 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:37,872 Got you. 484 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,960 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! 485 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,962 - Jimbo. - Hey, you know this place? 486 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. 487 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,802 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. 488 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,804 Nice to meet you. 489 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,597 - Hi. - Hey. 490 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:57,141 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. 491 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,309 Cool. 492 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:02,355 Do it! My nephew! 493 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,154 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. 494 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:11,698 Yeah, she is. 495 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:15,076 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. 496 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,747 - It's kind of sad. - Oh, yeah? I've never been there. 497 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:24,085 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. 498 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:33,594 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. 499 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,222 - Yeah, I just needed some air. - Okay. 500 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:36,908 - Hey, can we go somewhere? - Yeah. 501 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,685 Hey. 502 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,627 - You made out with her? - Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. 503 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,880 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. 504 00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:37,051 Cool, man. How was that? 505 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:42,223 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? 506 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,851 - Good for you, man. - Yeah. 507 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,853 I got to open my booth. 508 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,492 Hey, do you have an ice- pick I can jam into my ears? 509 00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:03,202 I can't listen to this song again. 510 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:07,623 I don't, but I have this. 511 00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,794 - Be cool with that. - Okay. Thanks. 512 00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:19,010 - Were you on a date last night? - I wouldn't call it a date. 513 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:20,511 Not into Em? 514 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,723 No, she's great. She's great. I just... 515 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,016 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. 516 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,852 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. 517 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:31,981 - I hope you didn't tell her that. - Why? 518 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,194 You told her that, didn't you? 519 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:39,322 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. 520 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,658 - Right. They don't? - They don't. 521 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:45,620 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. 522 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,623 I'm just saying don't play that card first. 523 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,627 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? 524 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:57,340 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. 525 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,176 - That works now. - Yeah. Okay. 526 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:05,223 Okay, observe. Two options. 527 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:08,851 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 528 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:12,396 or I can rush into the breach, guns a- blazing. 529 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,942 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. 530 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:22,740 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. 531 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:27,203 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. 532 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,914 - All right, bye. - Your turn, man. 533 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,999 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. 534 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,129 - Hey. - Hey. 535 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:39,840 I really want to see you tonight. 536 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,093 - Tonight? - Yeah. 537 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,804 Unless you got something else going on. 538 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,349 You're doing really good. 539 00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:52,103 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. 540 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:55,940 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. 541 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,900 We can go to my mom's. 542 00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:06,367 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 543 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,872 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. 544 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,377 I heard you might have some weed. 545 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,880 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? 546 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,467 Sometimes. 547 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,637 Beer? 548 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:31,392 - Got anything stronger? - Yeah. 549 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,150 So what excuse do you give your mother 550 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,402 for coming down here so late? 551 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,740 Gotta pump some midnight iron? 552 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:50,161 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. 553 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,958 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? 554 00:38:57,252 --> 00:39:00,046 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? 555 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:03,924 - Don't be mean. - Jeez, you're sensitive. 556 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:08,763 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. 557 00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:12,141 Let's not ruin it. 558 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:15,478 Okay. 559 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,859 So, how's your dad? 560 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,113 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. 561 00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:31,369 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. 562 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,289 - Men are prideful creatures. - Exactly. 563 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:42,129 Do you believe in God? 564 00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:47,843 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. 565 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:50,221 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, 566 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,889 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. 567 00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,641 I believe in love. 568 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:59,230 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, 569 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,732 I mean, transformable. 570 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:05,027 I think that love makes things transform together. 571 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,407 I'm majorly high. 572 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,952 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. 573 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,497 I'm having dinner with my parents. 574 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,253 Somebody's hungry. 575 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,256 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. 576 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,383 - Is that so? - Oh, yeah? 577 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,971 Yeah, I was just thinking that, 578 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,889 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you 579 00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:37,184 to stay close to home for a while. 580 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:41,105 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. 581 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:44,817 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. 582 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,361 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, 583 00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:48,737 like the one I've been accepted to. 584 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:51,532 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. 585 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:56,704 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. 586 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,875 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday. " 587 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,963 - That's a terrible impression. - James, what is wrong with you? 588 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:12,136 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" 589 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:15,556 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! 590 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,477 Mr. Fabulous' Incredible Performing Canines tonight! 591 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:22,897 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. 592 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,483 - Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. - Eat it! 593 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,860 Son of a bitch! 594 00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,529 Get him! Get him! 595 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,449 - Come here. - Be careful. 596 00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:37,161 All right! Hey! 597 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,289 Oh, my God! 598 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,792 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. 599 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,129 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. 600 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,059 - Park's closed, Em. - Yeah. 601 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,770 - Rich, you scared the hell out of us. - Rich, it's me, James. 602 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:47,398 - Park's closed, James. - Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? 603 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,108 Better leave now. The park's closed. 604 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:51,318 - All right, we better leave now. - Okay. Here we go. 605 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,153 Okay. Thanks, Rich. 606 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,502 I think you're so beautiful. 607 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:10,921 Oh, fuck. 608 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:19,263 - Hey, kids! - Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? 609 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,808 - It's my friend James, Dad. - Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 610 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,438 - Nice to meet you, James. - You, too. 611 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:30,858 - Hi, James. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 612 00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:34,862 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. 613 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,823 - Good night. - Good night. 614 00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,451 - Good night. - Good night, party? pooper. 615 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:46,999 So, it was a lovely party? at the Melnicks'. 616 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,376 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. 617 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:53,047 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. 618 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:56,216 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. 619 00:43:56,551 --> 00:44:00,012 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? 620 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:05,267 Lori Melnick, 621 00:44:05,352 --> 00:44:08,145 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. 622 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,315 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. 623 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,568 See you later. 624 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,862 Sy. 625 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:29,083 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. 626 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,714 Do you want to hear something fucked up? 627 00:44:35,799 --> 00:44:36,924 What? 628 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,096 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, 629 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,766 my dad starts going to temple. 630 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,519 He's never been serious about his faith. 631 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:53,899 But he decided to buddy up to God, 632 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:57,528 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. 633 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,322 And that's where he met Francy. 634 00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:06,537 My mom loses her hair in chemo, 635 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,249 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. 636 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:13,252 It's just weird. 637 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,426 I'll take you home. 638 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,784 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. 639 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:48,328 Put that disco station on. 640 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:55,544 Hey, you know, I'm a one- man woman, so... 641 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:03,135 - Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. - All right, let's see how you did. 642 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:11,310 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? 643 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,605 Yeah, he's right here. 644 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:15,814 It's your mother. 645 00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:19,359 Sorry. 646 00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:25,532 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. It's supposed to be on. 647 00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:30,913 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? 648 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:32,873 I'll be right there. 649 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:34,833 I gotta go. 650 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:38,045 - Jimbo, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 651 00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:41,799 You got one of those little baby joints on you? 652 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,467 - I do. - Let's go. 653 00:46:56,397 --> 00:47:00,859 - Is your mom okay? - Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. 654 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,654 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. 655 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:06,114 Where'd he go? 656 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:08,116 I don't know. He left a long time ago. 657 00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:11,161 - This is cool. - Yeah, Lou Reed. 658 00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:14,081 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Satellite Of Love. 659 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,916 Of course. Right on. 660 00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:23,674 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. 661 00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:30,097 - Hey, man, how's it going with Em? - I don't know. It's going... 662 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,183 She's... 663 00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,604 I think I'm in love with her. 664 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:54,621 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. 665 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,468 Hey. 666 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,389 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. 667 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,975 - He's in love with you. - What? 668 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:19,646 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her. " 669 00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:24,067 Right. 670 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,577 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? 671 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:37,164 It's Two- for- Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. 672 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:02,773 You have to do something! You're not doing anything! 673 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,983 I can't take it anymore! 674 00:49:05,068 --> 00:49:07,945 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. 675 00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:10,656 You have to do something, okay? Something has to change. 676 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:14,242 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! 677 00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:47,442 What are you majoring in? 678 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:49,611 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. 679 00:49:49,696 --> 00:49:53,991 - Oh, wow, that's really interesting. - Yeah. 680 00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:56,827 What career track is that? 681 00:49:56,911 --> 00:50:00,163 Cabbie, hot- dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. 682 00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:02,165 The world is my oyster. 683 00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:06,545 You kids need another round? 684 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,547 - Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. - Actually, we'll take two more. 685 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:12,259 I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. 686 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,804 - What the hell? Are you gonna stop? - Two- for- Tuesday. 687 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,184 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. 688 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:25,522 Come on. Come on. 689 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:28,608 - Come on. - Okay. 690 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,158 Here, ready? Stay with me. 691 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,207 - You like that? - Yes. 692 00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:46,835 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. 693 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,879 - Good one! - Thanks a lot. 694 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,549 - Nice moves, Brennan. - Thanks. 695 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,306 - Razzmatazz! - Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. 696 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:04,227 - But we love you more! - It knows. 697 00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:05,437 More. 698 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,815 Oh, my God. You okay? 699 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,694 - Razzmatazz. - Come on. 700 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,238 All right. 701 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:19,034 - There you go. - You're so strong- ish. 702 00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,036 I'll take that. 703 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:29,377 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. 704 00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:30,670 Me, too. 705 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:44,142 Em, I think you're incredible. 706 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,566 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. 707 00:51:54,195 --> 00:51:56,947 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. 708 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,157 Okay, all right. 709 00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:03,578 I'm sorry. 710 00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:18,885 Hey. Let me help you with that. 711 00:52:19,971 --> 00:52:21,263 I got it. 712 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:23,765 That is ugly. 713 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:26,268 Thanks. 714 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,939 - Hey, so how's your dad? - He's hanging in there. 715 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:35,193 - Yeah? Still... Still not working? - No, no. 716 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,990 The Musik- Express! 717 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:44,244 - These rides are safe, right? - Supposedly. 718 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,164 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. 719 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:51,334 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, 720 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:53,336 trying to kick his buddy. 721 00:52:53,421 --> 00:52:57,382 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. 722 00:52:57,466 --> 00:53:01,553 - Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. - Great. 723 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,681 So it's official. 724 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,183 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job 725 00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:08,185 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. 726 00:53:08,269 --> 00:53:12,105 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. 727 00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:17,694 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. 728 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,905 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. 729 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:23,366 - It's gonna be insane. - To the max. 730 00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,703 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? 731 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:31,958 - My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... - That's okay. Take Boomer. 732 00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:36,254 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. 733 00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:37,672 You don't like Priest? 734 00:53:37,757 --> 00:53:41,051 - I'm busy that night. - I didn't tell you what night. 735 00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:46,890 James, you and I should go out some night. 736 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,185 I get it, that's a funny one. 737 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,145 Face! Douche. 738 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:55,232 - Just let me know when. - Yeah? 739 00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,610 Pete, dried puke. 740 00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:11,414 I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. 741 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:14,084 Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. 742 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,419 Oh, come on, man! 743 00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,548 - Want to push a button? - No, I'm on games only. 744 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,009 Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. 745 00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:28,098 - Oh, my gosh! - Shit! Shit! Shit! 746 00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:31,851 Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! 747 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,853 - I know. I work on games, so... - I'm impressed. 748 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:36,314 I know. I shouldn't have even been here. 749 00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:38,024 - Shit. - Hey. 750 00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:39,776 Connell, I need to ask you something. 751 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:40,902 Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? 752 00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:42,070 Yeah. 753 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:47,534 So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. 754 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:50,036 - Lisa P.? - Yeah. It's insane. 755 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:53,415 I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... 756 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:56,835 Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? 757 00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,295 She asked you out? 758 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:01,506 You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. 759 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,633 - Hold this, would you? - Yeah. 760 00:55:03,718 --> 00:55:06,803 That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? 761 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,055 In this day and age. You'd think... 762 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:12,976 Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. 763 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:17,147 - But what they will let you do... - Yeah, but what about Em? 764 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:22,694 Are you getting all your needs met by her? 765 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:27,240 We're taking it slow. 766 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:31,161 Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. 767 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:35,832 Every time you meet a beautiful woman, 768 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:39,836 don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? 769 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,548 - What? No. No. - Someone like Lisa P. 770 00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:46,384 I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? 771 00:55:46,469 --> 00:55:49,012 That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. 772 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:51,765 That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. 773 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:55,435 It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. 774 00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:02,901 My feelings for Em are vast. 775 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:07,030 James, imagine it. Lisa P. 776 00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:14,245 I know. Lisa P. I know. 777 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:31,679 - Hey. - Hey. 778 00:56:32,181 --> 00:56:33,556 I brought you this. 779 00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:37,060 It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. 780 00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,855 He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, 781 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:43,525 died a week later of self- starvation. 782 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:45,568 Well... 783 00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,823 - Thank you. - Yeah. 784 00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:59,040 Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? 785 00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:03,461 Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. 786 00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:07,882 I... I told my brother that we made out. 787 00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:11,511 - That's bad? - No, no, no. 788 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:15,348 But he... He told my parents. 789 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,270 We're Catholic. 790 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,774 Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. 791 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:28,945 But I'm an atheist. 792 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:30,905 I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, 793 00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:34,159 - or an existential pagan, if you will... - Yeah, yeah. 794 00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:37,370 But my parents are really strict. 795 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:40,665 I'm sorry. 796 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:45,879 - It's still a good book. - Nah, I'm sorry. 797 00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:53,136 - Hey, Joel. - Hey. 798 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,723 How'd it go with Sue? 799 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,810 Not so good. 800 00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:04,647 Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! 801 00:58:04,732 --> 00:58:06,649 Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. 802 00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:08,067 Fuck that! 803 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,696 You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! 804 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,448 I mean, you're an anti- Semitic asshole! 805 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,450 What do you, like, hate gay people, too? 806 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:19,454 Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. 807 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,585 Bam! Child's play. 808 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:31,132 Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight. 809 00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:32,258 - You're what? - Yeah. 810 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:35,678 This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. 811 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:38,848 What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. 812 00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,141 I am. I am. 813 00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:42,352 But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, 814 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:44,270 like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. 815 00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:48,900 And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. 816 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,277 I get it, it's a biological imperative. 817 00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:56,032 Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. 818 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:59,869 What? You know, I should give you a double- sack- whack 819 00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:03,373 - for telling a lie like that. - Okay, don't believe me. 820 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,460 - Where are you going? - The Velvet Touch. 821 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:13,341 Thanks. 822 00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:20,640 How's the wine? 823 00:59:24,812 --> 00:59:27,146 - It's good! - Yeah. 824 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:36,364 I just need to tell you something. 825 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:40,368 Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? 826 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:43,580 'Cause I think there's someone at the park 827 00:59:43,664 --> 00:59:46,916 who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. 828 00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:50,503 - You mean Em? - Yeah. 829 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,592 So you like working at the park? 830 00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:58,094 Yeah, I think it could be character building. 831 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,971 And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. 832 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,098 Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. 833 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,182 Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. 834 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,143 I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. 835 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,688 - That guy's got some problems. - What do you mean? 836 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:14,110 Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. 837 01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:17,905 He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. 838 01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:21,284 His mother's basement. How gross is that? 839 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,995 But he's married, right? 840 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,457 - Didn't stop him from hitting on me. - Wow. 841 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:36,382 - Is that Frigo? - Yeah, it is Frigo. 842 01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:41,512 I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... 843 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:43,097 Excuse me. 844 01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:47,268 - You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.! - What the fuck are you doing here? 845 01:00:47,353 --> 01:00:50,772 I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! 846 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:52,982 There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? 847 01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:54,108 Frigo, get the fuck out of here, 848 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,526 and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? 849 01:00:55,611 --> 01:00:58,237 All right, all right, relax, Brennan. 850 01:00:58,447 --> 01:01:00,657 - What's it worth to you? - You're shaking me down? 851 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,742 No... Yeah, yeah. 852 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:06,245 I hate you with such great fervor. I... 853 01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,874 Thanks, Brennan. 854 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:16,339 Sorry about that. What a coincidence. 855 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:19,801 Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... 856 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:21,427 - Wow. - Yeah. 857 01:01:22,096 --> 01:01:24,806 And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. 858 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:31,187 I want to visit every continent, every country, really. 859 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:36,192 Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, 860 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,318 but he visited prisons... 861 01:01:37,403 --> 01:01:39,904 Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? 862 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,367 - Gee, I guess... - I think sailboats are, like, 863 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:47,995 way more cooler, you know, like more classic. 864 01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:53,501 Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. 865 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:55,169 What were you saying? 866 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:58,631 Just babbling. 867 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:05,054 I just need to get normal before I go inside. 868 01:02:05,139 --> 01:02:08,391 Put on some perfume to cover the smell. 869 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:11,519 I was going to suggest more perfume. 870 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,146 - Shoot, my brush. - Yeah. Hold on. 871 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,651 - Jesus, what the hell is this? - Is that yours? 872 01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:23,823 - No. I guess it's my dad's. - Here, pull over here. 873 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,083 Can you smell the pot? 874 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,841 You smell amazing. 875 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,846 Thanks for tonight. It was fun. 876 01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:49,849 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 877 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,239 Fondue. 878 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:15,666 - Oh, God. - Tiger. 879 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:17,710 Sorry. 880 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:21,923 - Another time. - Yeah. 881 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,104 - Good night. - Good night. 882 01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:16,143 - Hey. - Hey. 883 01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:17,812 Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. 884 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:20,815 I was out with some old high- school buddies. 885 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,359 - Sounds fun. - Yeah, it was. 886 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,945 We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. 887 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,197 But what were you calling about? 888 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:34,453 Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. 889 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:40,626 Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. 890 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:43,004 And I brought you something. 891 01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:48,009 - This bag? - What's inside the bag? 892 01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,806 - Is that a couple ofjoints? - I think so. For pot cookies. 893 01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:56,309 - Oh, my. You follow through. - I do. 894 01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:58,644 Cool. This'll be fun. 895 01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:02,732 - Let's do it. - Okay. I'm only having half, okay? 896 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:06,777 Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. 897 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:11,240 - Home- made? Yummy. - Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? 898 01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:16,245 Sorry. 899 01:05:56,787 --> 01:06:00,081 And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! 900 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:02,500 And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. 901 01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:05,127 In fact, what is so mind- blowing about this particular race 902 01:06:05,212 --> 01:06:08,714 is how evenly- matched these particular competitors are. 903 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:12,468 And Yellow is dead last. I don't think Yellow's moved once. 904 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:16,472 This is a fall from grace for the once- great stallion, Yellow. 905 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:20,351 You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1,000 foals in his lifetime, 906 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:22,603 which might explain his current exhaustion. 907 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:28,859 And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, greatjob. 908 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:31,070 Hey, Bobby. 909 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,572 Brennan, what are you doing? 910 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:37,326 - You been toking up? - What? 911 01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:39,870 - You been drinking drugs? - No! 912 01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:42,540 Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? 913 01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:46,293 Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, 914 01:06:46,378 --> 01:06:49,588 I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. 915 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:50,673 That's why. 916 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:53,175 You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry 917 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:55,845 - and collect some balls? - Okay. 918 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,514 And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. 919 01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:03,185 Hey, you all right? 920 01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:05,104 - Yeah, thank you. - All right. 921 01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:07,023 This is how we met. 922 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:11,819 And they're off! In the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. 923 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:16,407 Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! 924 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:20,244 Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing. 925 01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:23,497 Green! You got it, Green! You won! 926 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:28,627 Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. 927 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,597 - Can I get some balls? - You're gonna have to get more balls. 928 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,807 The customer's always right. 929 01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,644 Here you go. 930 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:52,068 - I hit that thing dead- on! - Yet he still retains his chapeau. 931 01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:54,945 Whoa, whoa. Come on. 932 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:56,030 Hey! 933 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,828 What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. 934 01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:05,039 - It's not worth it. - We have a winner. 935 01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:06,749 - Nicky. - Congratulations. 936 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:10,169 The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? 937 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,505 - Fuck this, Nicky. - What is so fucking funny? 938 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,924 - Yeah, what's so fucking funny? - I don't know. 939 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,718 - Oh, my God! - My God. 940 01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:20,179 - What the fuck? - Not so funny now, is it? 941 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,598 You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? 942 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,475 - You punch him in the face? - Back off, slut! 943 01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:29,105 - Don't fucking touch her, man. - What are you gonna do, faggot? 944 01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,361 Oh, fuck. 945 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,322 - You're fucking dead! - You jerk! 946 01:09:01,346 --> 01:09:04,348 - The option of the flute? - Option of the flute... 947 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,560 People are trying to kill me. 948 01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:11,272 Get the fuck out, motherfucker! 949 01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:13,732 Move. 950 01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:18,362 Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! 951 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:21,782 Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! 952 01:09:21,867 --> 01:09:26,495 Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! 953 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:35,796 - Bastard. - Thanks, Bobby. 954 01:09:35,881 --> 01:09:37,339 - No problem. - Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. 955 01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:38,424 Yeah, yeah, good. 956 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,552 You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. 957 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:44,096 You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. 958 01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:45,806 - I can't believe you hit someone. - Me, either. 959 01:09:45,891 --> 01:09:48,684 How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! 960 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:51,812 Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... 961 01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:54,398 - And just dropped the guy. - I can't believe they call that a hit. 962 01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:56,734 Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, 963 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:58,235 and then he hid in Bobby's office. 964 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,404 Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. 965 01:10:00,488 --> 01:10:03,741 Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with this bat like... 966 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:07,203 - And all his buddies just go, "Okay. " - Where's the guy? Was he ever... 967 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,454 I don't know. They left him on the pavement. 968 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,748 Then I got his girlfriend's number. 969 01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:14,501 Where are you taking me? 970 01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:17,796 You've never been to this place before? 971 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:19,173 No. 972 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:31,143 I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. 973 01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:32,937 Really? 974 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,774 I mean, I'm really high, but... 975 01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:04,843 I don't want to lose you. 976 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:33,038 - Forget to refrigerate these? - Yeah. 977 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:36,333 When did they get in, yesterday? 978 01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:38,919 - Around what time? - In the morning. 979 01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:44,550 - They smell weird? - Yeah. 980 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:47,386 - I think that's normal, though. - Yeah. 981 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:50,180 Stuffy, fry these up! 982 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:54,476 Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? 983 01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:57,313 - Yeah, sure. - Good. Because Joel quit. 984 01:11:57,772 --> 01:11:59,273 - What? - He's passed on. 985 01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:03,319 He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. 986 01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:08,115 I know, I heard you! 987 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:18,167 - What are you doing here? - You didn't call me back. 988 01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:21,795 Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. 989 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,965 The vile plastic slipcovers, the art- fair paintings. 990 01:12:25,050 --> 01:12:29,178 And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. 991 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:30,679 Okay. 992 01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:35,684 Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. 993 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:40,397 - Fine. - I'm trying to have a conversation here. 994 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:45,694 - Fuck off, fuck face. - Nimrod. 995 01:12:45,779 --> 01:12:46,820 I hate you, asshole. 996 01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:51,158 - Hey, is it because of Sue? - What? 997 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:54,244 Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, 998 01:12:54,329 --> 01:12:55,913 and she doesn't deserve you. 999 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:59,708 James, look at me. I'm not a good- looking guy. 1000 01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:02,378 And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me 1001 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:05,005 when there's all these fucking yuppies around. 1002 01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:06,715 That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. 1003 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,051 You know, Em isn't like that. 1004 01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:10,511 - Em? - Yeah. 1005 01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:14,973 You don't even appreciate what you have. 1006 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,892 You're chasing after Lisa P. 1007 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:21,814 when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. 1008 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,026 Fuck this. 1009 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,875 Don't do that. 1010 01:13:49,259 --> 01:13:53,053 - I thought you were off today. - I need to tell you something. 1011 01:13:57,976 --> 01:14:03,230 Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. 1012 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:06,316 It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, 1013 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:11,363 and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. 1014 01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:14,032 Right. No intercourse? 1015 01:14:15,034 --> 01:14:16,743 No. No intercourse. 1016 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:21,623 Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. 1017 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:26,211 I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... 1018 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,258 Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. 1019 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,178 I want to get to know you better, 1020 01:14:34,262 --> 01:14:37,473 if you want to get to know me better as well. 1021 01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:39,308 James, you don't owe me anything. 1022 01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:43,020 I know, but I want to owe you things. 1023 01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:48,442 I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. 1024 01:14:49,736 --> 01:14:53,906 - Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. - No, no. I'm not mad at you. 1025 01:14:55,074 --> 01:15:00,579 Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. 1026 01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:41,036 - Are you crazy? You can't come here. - I just can't do this anymore. 1027 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,705 I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? 1028 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:47,543 Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. 1029 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,045 Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. 1030 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,173 I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? 1031 01:15:53,258 --> 01:15:54,883 - Okay. - All right. 1032 01:15:57,470 --> 01:16:00,639 Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! 1033 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,686 Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. 1034 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,980 I ate too many circus peanuts. 1035 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,941 No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. 1036 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,652 Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? 1037 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:16,697 I saw Em and Connell in his car. 1038 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:19,199 Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? 1039 01:16:19,284 --> 01:16:23,203 They were doing push- ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. 1040 01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:25,789 No pants. Naked push- ups, retard, for fucking. 1041 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,499 - James, they were fucking. - Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. 1042 01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:31,920 - When did you see this, Rich? - Like, a while ago, a while ago. 1043 01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:34,006 It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? 1044 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:45,601 - Hello? - Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? 1045 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:49,521 She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. 1046 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:54,026 Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. 1047 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,528 Okay, bye. 1048 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:02,701 What'd he say? 1049 01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:06,538 Can you get your mother's car? 1050 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,043 All right, I got the keys. Push me out. 1051 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,396 I don't want to drink. 1052 01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:39,905 Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week? 1053 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,115 - I know. - You know. 1054 01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:45,327 - You want me to rat out James? - Right. 1055 01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:50,874 - Slow down. - Shit. 1056 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:51,958 It's Em's car. 1057 01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,711 Let's wait here. 1058 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:02,928 I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. 1059 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:05,180 - No. - It's grape. 1060 01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,932 - No, please. - Okay. 1061 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:10,060 Can you sit down, please, just for a second? 1062 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:17,693 - Look, you want to end this? - Yes. 1063 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,532 I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. 1064 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:26,368 - Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? - All right, okay, Brennan. 1065 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,662 - Just trying to help. - Oh, shit. 1066 01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:43,093 What are you doing here? 1067 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,804 Are you and Connell, like... 1068 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:52,060 It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... 1069 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,234 How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? 1070 01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:04,281 Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer 1071 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:07,284 to his mother's basement. 1072 01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:08,952 Right. 1073 01:19:10,872 --> 01:19:15,000 Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. 1074 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,085 I came here to... 1075 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:21,173 I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? 1076 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:25,218 I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... 1077 01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:28,096 You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. 1078 01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:31,057 You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. 1079 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:34,352 Yeah, that's right. 1080 01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:46,782 Shit. 1081 01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:05,175 I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. 1082 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:09,221 - Here you go. - What? What is this? 1083 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,642 - Is it a banana? - It's a banana with eyes. 1084 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:17,395 I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. 1085 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,418 Hey. 1086 01:20:42,088 --> 01:20:43,088 What's up? 1087 01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:48,927 I mean... 1088 01:20:50,555 --> 01:20:53,348 I actually feel sorry for them, you know. 1089 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,601 Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. 1090 01:20:57,770 --> 01:21:01,022 It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. 1091 01:21:01,107 --> 01:21:03,108 I know. I know. 1092 01:21:04,986 --> 01:21:09,781 Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. 1093 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:15,287 Of course, I would never. 1094 01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:33,638 Thanks. 1095 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,141 Hey, Em, what's up? 1096 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,060 Loving life, you know. 1097 01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:41,479 Hey, you know I play the drums? 1098 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:44,691 I did this killer drum solo at the high- school talent show once. 1099 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:48,570 I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! 1100 01:22:08,174 --> 01:22:10,592 Spin. Good night, Adventureland! 1101 01:22:12,053 --> 01:22:15,388 - What the fuck was that? - You like musicians, right? 1102 01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:29,152 Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. 1103 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:30,278 Do you have any more over there? 1104 01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:34,157 Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... 1105 01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:38,703 - Hey. - Hey, Em! What's up? 1106 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,375 I quit. See you. 1107 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:51,967 Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? 1108 01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,093 Have your father check it 1109 01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,970 because it's making a funny squeaking sound. 1110 01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:57,389 I don't know what the problem is. 1111 01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:00,141 Shit- head! 1112 01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,776 Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. 1113 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:12,153 I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? 1114 01:23:12,238 --> 01:23:15,323 - I don't know. - No way! 1115 01:23:15,408 --> 01:23:18,243 - Em? Em Lewin? - Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? 1116 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,996 Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. 1117 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,416 - I'm telling you, man. - Connell is a freaking god. 1118 01:23:33,134 --> 01:23:35,969 - Hey, Lisa. - Hey. 1119 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,639 Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, 1120 01:23:39,724 --> 01:23:42,767 but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. 1121 01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,604 Kelly's got such a big F- ing mouth. 1122 01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:51,109 I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. 1123 01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:54,946 You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. 1124 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:57,741 Are you mad at me? 1125 01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:02,162 Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. 1126 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:06,708 I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. 1127 01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,295 Guys can't help themselves. 1128 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:13,173 - But he's the married one. - Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. 1129 01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:15,884 - He's cheating on his wife, though. - I can't believe you're defending her. 1130 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:19,012 What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? 1131 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:22,891 The Musik- Express! 1132 01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:24,017 Kell. 1133 01:24:37,281 --> 01:24:39,741 It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know? 1134 01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:42,452 I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. 1135 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:44,079 No, you're not doing it right. 1136 01:24:44,163 --> 01:24:45,872 Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. 1137 01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:47,332 Yeah, I've noticed. 1138 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:53,713 Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. 1139 01:24:55,216 --> 01:24:56,508 Hi there. 1140 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,972 Can I get anyone a refresher? 1141 01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:09,020 Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. 1142 01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:12,023 Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. 1143 01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:16,027 You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. 1144 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:19,948 - Thank you. - It's... It's clean. 1145 01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:23,118 I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. 1146 01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:26,121 It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. 1147 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:34,379 - Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily? - No, it's not. 1148 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:39,050 I think you owe me an apology. Right now. 1149 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:41,511 I don't owe you shit. 1150 01:25:42,221 --> 01:25:44,222 All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. 1151 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:46,307 Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? 1152 01:25:46,392 --> 01:25:48,852 - Right, I wasn't invited to this party?. - Yes, you weren't invited, 1153 01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:50,395 and frankly, I don't like you coming in here 1154 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:51,980 and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? 1155 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:55,024 I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. 1156 01:25:55,109 --> 01:25:57,235 - Give me the drink. - Okay, Em... 1157 01:25:57,862 --> 01:25:59,696 God damn it! 1158 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:05,535 Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. 1159 01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:09,622 I can't say what I'm thinking and what I'm feeling every fucking day? 1160 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:14,335 - Sy, for God's sake! - I can't force her out. 1161 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:17,172 Yeah? Well maybe you can't... 1162 01:26:40,779 --> 01:26:42,780 Hey, can I have another? Thanks. 1163 01:27:25,324 --> 01:27:26,574 Oh, fuck! 1164 01:27:41,674 --> 01:27:43,675 James, get out of the car. 1165 01:27:45,386 --> 01:27:46,511 Now! 1166 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:59,315 Oh, God. Come with me. 1167 01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:07,532 You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? 1168 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,206 Good morning. 1169 01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:19,585 What's this, mister? 1170 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:26,050 What the hell is wrong with you? 1171 01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:29,470 You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. 1172 01:28:29,555 --> 01:28:31,806 You're quitting that job. 1173 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:36,269 - I never want to go back there again. - Good. How much have you saved? 1174 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:41,399 $1,322, give or take. 1175 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:45,028 Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. 1176 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,739 And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. 1177 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,824 I need every cent of that for New York. 1178 01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:52,160 Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that 1179 01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:55,371 before you went out on this little joyride of yours. 1180 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:04,255 Brennan, I'm back. 1181 01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:05,882 Thank God. How the hell are you? 1182 01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:10,303 Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. 1183 01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:14,557 There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. 1184 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:18,061 The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. 1185 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,354 And I realized something. 1186 01:29:19,897 --> 01:29:22,565 Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. 1187 01:29:22,649 --> 01:29:23,941 - What? - And I want it now! 1188 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:27,445 - What do you mean? - I'm going to Harvard Business. 1189 01:29:28,322 --> 01:29:29,989 You're what? You're applying? 1190 01:29:30,074 --> 01:29:34,786 No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. 1191 01:29:35,621 --> 01:29:37,789 Wait, that's in Boston. 1192 01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:41,334 What about New York and the apartment? 1193 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:45,880 Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there. 1194 01:29:50,761 --> 01:29:55,890 Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. 1195 01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,226 - Hey, Bobby, Paulette. - Hey, Brennan. 1196 01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,560 Hey, how are you? 1197 01:29:59,645 --> 01:30:03,731 You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. 1198 01:30:04,441 --> 01:30:07,527 Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. 1199 01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:09,195 We have to turn all these lights off. 1200 01:30:09,279 --> 01:30:10,905 - Your check's in the office. - Okay. 1201 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:13,408 We gonna see you next summer? 1202 01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:15,159 Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. 1203 01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:17,995 - Gonna see you next summer. - Well, thank you, really. 1204 01:30:18,497 --> 01:30:21,749 We're halfway through our set, and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. 1205 01:30:21,834 --> 01:30:22,875 - Oh, my... - Holy shit! 1206 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second. 1207 01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:27,505 And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, 1208 01:30:27,589 --> 01:30:29,674 and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. 1209 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:32,677 - We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. - Oh, my God. 1210 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:35,263 - What a pisser. - We do I'm Waiting For The Man. 1211 01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:38,349 Wait, hold on, one second. 1212 01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:41,853 - Hey, last paycheck? - Yep. 1213 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,648 So, how's it going? 1214 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:49,152 - Ronnie found out everything. - Sorry. 1215 01:30:49,528 --> 01:30:53,239 Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. 1216 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,119 Hey, do you speak to Em? 1217 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:01,831 Not since she quit. You? 1218 01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:11,299 You know the song is called Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song. 1219 01:31:11,383 --> 01:31:13,718 You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. 1220 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:16,095 - Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove. - Yeah, it's like Skylab. 1221 01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:18,848 Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove. 1222 01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:20,224 Yeah. 1223 01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:28,774 Take care of yourself, Brennan. 1224 01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:30,401 Yeah, you, too. 1225 01:31:34,907 --> 01:31:38,493 - Where were we? - You were telling us about the... 1226 01:31:38,577 --> 01:31:39,744 - Satellite Of Love. - Yeah. Yeah. 1227 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,662 - That's what we were talking about. - That's my favorite one! 1228 01:31:41,747 --> 01:31:42,997 Yeah, it's a good tune. 1229 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:46,959 Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! 1230 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:49,545 I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. 1231 01:31:49,630 --> 01:31:51,506 I think I got this under control. 1232 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:55,009 - Your friend Eric boned you, huh? - Yeah. 1233 01:31:55,093 --> 01:31:57,011 How are you gonna pull off New York now? 1234 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:59,597 I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. 1235 01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:03,976 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? 1236 01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:07,063 Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, 1237 01:32:07,147 --> 01:32:09,565 and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died 1238 01:32:09,650 --> 01:32:13,402 that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. 1239 01:32:13,487 --> 01:32:14,529 You know? Like, why bother? 1240 01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:16,656 They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. 1241 01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:19,367 Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! 1242 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:20,910 I got it! 1243 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:25,164 I heard Em went back to New York. 1244 01:32:25,249 --> 01:32:28,584 I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... 1245 01:32:28,669 --> 01:32:30,253 I don't know. 1246 01:32:32,714 --> 01:32:33,965 Get behind me. Boom! 1247 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:37,552 I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? 1248 01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:41,097 Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! 1249 01:32:53,318 --> 01:32:56,904 Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. 1250 01:32:56,989 --> 01:32:59,365 It's true. They called him Henry. 1251 01:32:59,449 --> 01:33:03,160 No, I mean he wrote a 700- page allegorical novel 1252 01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:05,913 about the whaling industry. I think he was... 1253 01:33:05,998 --> 01:33:09,166 I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. 1254 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:11,544 I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. 1255 01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:13,629 Yeah? One can only hope. 1256 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:22,763 Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. 1257 01:33:22,848 --> 01:33:26,142 - Why? - Because I'll jack off on your face. 1258 01:33:26,226 --> 01:33:30,438 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - What? 1259 01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:32,690 I'll see you around, Frigo. 1260 01:33:34,067 --> 01:33:35,484 All right. 1261 01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:39,822 Good luck with him. Even. 1262 01:33:41,742 --> 01:33:43,034 Good one! 1263 01:33:44,995 --> 01:33:47,663 That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. 1264 01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:51,292 That must have hurt. 1265 01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:30,349 Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. 1266 01:35:30,851 --> 01:35:33,436 I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. 1267 01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:37,732 I don't think I can see you. 1268 01:35:38,442 --> 01:35:39,525 What? 1269 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:44,697 This summer was rough. 1270 01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:51,537 I did things that I really, really regret. 1271 01:35:52,622 --> 01:35:54,540 Yeah, me, too. 1272 01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:58,836 I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. 1273 01:36:00,756 --> 01:36:03,966 She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... 1274 01:36:05,844 --> 01:36:07,803 I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, 1275 01:36:07,888 --> 01:36:10,473 but you didn't deserve that. 1276 01:36:11,391 --> 01:36:13,350 You know, James, 1277 01:36:14,478 --> 01:36:18,647 I am so sorry for fucking this up. 1278 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:23,527 You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. 1279 01:36:26,907 --> 01:36:28,240 Wait, Em. 1280 01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:36,207 I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. 1281 01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:39,460 Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person 1282 01:36:39,544 --> 01:36:42,797 who saved me from being knifed over a giant- ass panda, 1283 01:36:42,881 --> 01:36:46,967 who introduced me to psychotropic- chocolate- chip cookies, 1284 01:36:47,052 --> 01:36:51,555 and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. 1285 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:58,771 Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. 1286 01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:02,191 And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. 1287 01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:10,449 - You are soaking wet. - Yeah. 1288 01:37:10,534 --> 01:37:11,700 Do you have anything else you can wear? 1289 01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:13,661 I'll check. 1290 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:16,163 - Do you want some tea? - Yeah. 1291 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:22,294 No, everything in here is soaking wet. 1292 01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:26,257 - Here. - Thanks. 1293 01:37:29,719 --> 01:37:31,637 So you're going to Columbia? 1294 01:37:31,721 --> 01:37:34,431 No. No. Maybe next year. No. 1295 01:37:35,267 --> 01:37:36,225 Why? 1296 01:37:36,309 --> 01:37:41,021 I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. 1297 01:37:41,940 --> 01:37:43,440 So what's the plan? 1298 01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:48,028 I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... 1299 01:37:49,281 --> 01:37:50,739 I don't know. 1300 01:37:53,368 --> 01:37:55,369 Here. Give me your shirt. 1301 01:38:00,584 --> 01:38:03,127 - I'll get you another shirt. - Thanks. 1302 01:38:05,338 --> 01:38:06,589 Hey, Em. 1303 01:38:10,886 --> 01:38:12,845 I really missed you. 1304 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:22,646 You wanna wear this? 1305 01:38:23,648 --> 01:38:27,818 I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. 1306 01:38:29,112 --> 01:38:32,656 Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? 1307 01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:41,165 Is it okay that I did that? 1308 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:43,417 Yeah. 1309 01:39:21,373 --> 01:39:22,748 - Are we doing this? - I think so. 1310 01:39:22,832 --> 01:39:25,209 Okay, we are? Okay. 1311 01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:30,005 Okay.