1 00:00:20,032 --> 00:00:23,808 sub by maXeer 2 00:00:47,427 --> 00:00:50,871 My name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy 3 00:00:51,757 --> 00:00:54,830 Ah.. Let's see I'm 9 feet tall 4 00:00:55,165 --> 00:00:59,592 I weigh 643 pounds Got a little bit of a temper on me 5 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,983 Hey, you moved my stump! 6 00:01:03,118 --> 00:01:06,241 My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess.. 7 00:01:06,451 --> 00:01:07,855 I'm not gonna lie 8 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,537 Anywho.. what else? Aaah... 9 00:01:11,703 --> 00:01:14,316 I'm a wrecker I wreck things 10 00:01:14,351 --> 00:01:16,976 Professionally I'm gonna wreck it! 11 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:20,488 I mean, I'm very good at what I do Probably the best I know 12 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:26,113 The thing is, Fixing is the name of the game Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr. 13 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:29,600 I can fix it! 14 00:01:29,601 --> 00:01:33,354 So, ya.. naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy 15 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:37,271 He's nice enough as good guys go Definitely fixes stuff really well.. 16 00:01:37,371 --> 00:01:43,688 but,.. aah.. if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? 17 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:46,883 If he was a regular contractor.. carpenter guy 18 00:01:46,884 --> 00:01:51,347 I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do.. as quickly 19 00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:55,309 And when Felix does a good job He gets a medal 20 00:01:55,648 --> 00:02:02,451 But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say HAAH!! 21 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,561 And no... there aren't 22 00:02:05,562 --> 00:02:08,547 - So cool.. - This animation is so real 23 00:02:08,582 --> 00:02:10,511 30 years I've been doing this 24 00:02:10,546 --> 00:02:13,906 And I've seen a lot other games come and go.. kinda sad 25 00:02:13,941 --> 00:02:18,030 Think about all those guys from Asteroids? ...Boom!! ..gone.. 26 00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:21,482 Centipede?? Who knows where that guy is.. you know 27 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:25,286 Look a steady arcade game is nothing to sneeze at I'm very lucky 28 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,049 It's just.. I got to say: 29 00:02:29,084 --> 00:02:33,673 It becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it 30 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,344 All clear.. The Arcade's closed! 31 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:45,734 Woo.. what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken? 32 00:02:45,969 --> 00:02:47,727 If you're buyin' buddy 33 00:02:51,179 --> 00:02:53,326 Quittin' time! 34 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:10,305 I donno.. Maybe I won't be feeling this way if things were different after work 35 00:03:10,628 --> 00:03:13,550 But.. it is what it is. - Good job, everyone! 36 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:17,409 Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes.. 37 00:03:17,444 --> 00:03:20,075 which he just fixed and very..you know 38 00:03:21,695 --> 00:03:27,594 They go to their homes, I go to mine.. which happens to be.. a dump 39 00:03:27,629 --> 00:03:33,414 And when I say a dump I don't mean like a shabby palce, I mean an actual dump 40 00:03:33,449 --> 00:03:36,174 Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks 41 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,899 and smashed building parts.. that's.. 42 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:42,017 That's what I call home. 43 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:47,213 I guess I can't bellyache too much without my bricks, without my stump. 44 00:03:49,677 --> 00:03:52,642 It looks uncomfortable it's actually fine 45 00:03:52,677 --> 00:03:54,643 I'm good 46 00:03:57,454 --> 00:04:02,275 But.. if I'm really honest with myself 47 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:06,823 I see Felix up there.. getting patted on the back.. 48 00:04:06,858 --> 00:04:11,170 people are giving him pie.. thanking him and.. 49 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:16,678 so happy to see him all the time.. Sometime to think.. 50 00:04:16,785 --> 00:04:22,983 Man!.. Sure must be nice being the good guy 51 00:04:25,038 --> 00:04:28,515 Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys we've all felt 52 00:04:28,516 --> 00:04:31,992 what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it 53 00:04:32,027 --> 00:04:36,799 Really? - Right here, I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy! 54 00:04:37,706 --> 00:04:40,581 I relate to you Ralph When I hit bottom 55 00:04:40,582 --> 00:04:45,587 I was crushing man skull like sparrow egg between my thighs 56 00:04:46,403 --> 00:04:49,287 And I think, why you have to be so bad Zangief? 57 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,940 Why can't you be more like good guy? 58 00:04:52,197 --> 00:04:54,813 Then I have moment of clarity 59 00:04:54,848 --> 00:05:01,131 If Zangief is good guy.. who'll crush man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? 60 00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:07,799 And I say, Zangief, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy. 61 00:05:09,771 --> 00:05:12,724 Right, I'm sorry. I just..You lost me there. 62 00:05:12,725 --> 00:05:15,676 - Zombie, bad guy. 63 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,510 Zangief saying: Labels not make you happy 64 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:22,835 Good... Bad.... 65 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:24,944 You must love you 66 00:05:24,979 --> 00:05:27,192 Yea.. inside here! 67 00:05:27,317 --> 00:05:29,217 Whoa, whoa ..ok oh! alright ..I get you.. 68 00:05:29,236 --> 00:05:31,786 Watch out, it's dripping - Question, Ralph 69 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:34,910 We've been asking you to BAD-ANON for years 70 00:05:34,911 --> 00:05:38,033 now and tonight you.. you finally show up 71 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:41,181 Why is that? - I donno, I just felt like coming 72 00:05:41,281 --> 00:05:44,945 I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that.. uh.. 73 00:05:45,857 --> 00:05:48,768 Well.. today is the 30th Anniversary of my game 74 00:05:48,868 --> 00:05:52,010 Happy Anniversary, Ralph - Thanks, Satan. 75 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:55,503 Err,. it's Satine, actually - Got it! 76 00:05:55,804 --> 00:05:57,844 But here's the thing.. 77 00:05:59,681 --> 00:06:01,932 I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore 78 00:06:04,885 --> 00:06:09,618 You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you? 79 00:06:09,653 --> 00:06:13,116 Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo C'mon guys!! 80 00:06:13,117 --> 00:06:15,529 Is it Turbo who don't want a friend? Or a medal? 81 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:17,940 or a piece of pie every once in a while? 82 00:06:17,975 --> 00:06:20,620 Is it Turbo who want more out of life? - Yess... 83 00:06:21,462 --> 00:06:23,592 Ralph, Ralph.. we get it! 84 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:27,140 But we can't change who we are And the sooner you accept that... 85 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:31,228 ..the better off your game and your life will be. 86 00:06:31,263 --> 00:06:33,894 Hey, one game at a time, Ralph 87 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:36,875 Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation 88 00:06:40,595 --> 00:06:46,071 I am bad, and that's good I will never be good 89 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:51,097 And that's not bad There's no one I'd rather be than me 90 00:06:51,671 --> 00:06:53,657 Ok guys, see you next week 91 00:06:55,094 --> 00:06:58,746 Hang in therel, Ralph. - Hey Zombie, don't forget your hatchet 92 00:06:59,047 --> 00:07:00,933 There you go 93 00:07:37,393 --> 00:07:40,561 Welcome to Game Central Station. 94 00:07:45,986 --> 00:07:48,786 Sub by: maXeer MC 95 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,936 Step aside sir, random security check 96 00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:06,033 Random my behind, you always stop me! 97 00:08:06,034 --> 00:08:08,128 - I'm just a sarge for tech and doing my job, sir. 98 00:08:08,398 --> 00:08:10,154 Name? - Lara Croft. 99 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,884 Name? - Wreck-It Ralph. 100 00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:14,702 And, where you're coming from? - Uh... Pacman. 101 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,735 You bringing any fruit with you? - No. 102 00:08:16,736 --> 00:08:19,078 No, no fruit. - Ok then, where you headin? 103 00:08:19,079 --> 00:08:21,630 Uh.. Fix-it Felix Jr. - Anything to declare? 104 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,497 I hate you - I get that a lot. 105 00:08:23,498 --> 00:08:25,041 Proceed. 106 00:08:28,364 --> 00:08:30,031 Bad guy coming.. 107 00:08:31,692 --> 00:08:35,654 If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert.. 108 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:38,083 and whatever you do.. don't die.. 109 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:42,779 Because if you die outside your own game you don't regenerate ever 110 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,170 Game over. 111 00:08:53,414 --> 00:08:55,411 Here you go, buddy 112 00:08:55,919 --> 00:08:58,937 It's fresh. It's straight from Pacman's 113 00:08:59,008 --> 00:09:00,365 Hang in there, guys 114 00:09:00,968 --> 00:09:03,763 Name? - Argggghhhh!!! 115 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:39,970 Happy 30th Anniversary 116 00:09:40,686 --> 00:09:42,775 They're having a party without me 117 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,583 Pacman? They invited Pacman?!! That cherry 118 00:09:48,584 --> 00:09:52,082 chasing dot muncher isin't even on this game 119 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:55,162 Great party, Felix - Why.. thank you, friend 120 00:09:55,163 --> 00:09:57,953 Felix... you're needed on the dance floor 121 00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:12,453 Oh! I bet that's Mario Fashionaby late, for the norm 122 00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:14,746 I'll get it, Felix. 123 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:21,528 It's Ralph. 124 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:25,651 He'll wreck the party. - Get rid of him, Felix. 125 00:10:25,652 --> 00:10:29,587 Oh right! I'll go talk to him Carry on everyone 126 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:34,070 Ralph, can I help you? 127 00:10:34,105 --> 00:10:37,150 Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. 128 00:10:37,151 --> 00:10:40,195 explosion or something over the building there 129 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:44,438 Oh.. That was our.. just fireworks - Fireworks, okay 130 00:10:44,439 --> 00:10:50,269 Somebody's birthday.. or? - Well... it's.. more of an anniversary 131 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:55,219 The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually - What? is that today? 132 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,983 I know - Oh, I'm such a dummy with dates 133 00:10:57,984 --> 00:11:03,281 Anyway.. uh..Congratulations! - Thank you, Ralph.. and to you too. 134 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:14,724 Uh, just the heads up Felix They're bringing out the cake in just a few shakes 135 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,729 Hey, Glenn! - Ralph! 136 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:20,757 Cake..Heard about this cake stuff 137 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:23,728 Never had it. No one ever seem to throw it out so I.. 138 00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:26,569 it never, never ends up in the dump, I never actually tasted it 139 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:31,021 I always wanted to try cake 140 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:34,815 I don't suppose you'd like to come in have a slice? would you? 141 00:11:34,816 --> 00:11:37,567 Hello, everybody 142 00:11:42,905 --> 00:11:46,669 I'm okay, I'm okay Fit as a fiddle 143 00:11:47,419 --> 00:11:49,826 Now... You all know Ralph. - Evening 144 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:52,976 Evening Nel.. Lucy.. 145 00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:54,845 Don. Dana. - Diana. 146 00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:57,482 Big Gene! - Why is he here? 147 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,069 He's just here for a slice of cake 148 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,654 - And, am a big part of the game technically speaking 149 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,875 Uh. Why are you here, Gene? 150 00:12:05,076 --> 00:12:07,472 Oh look!! The cake 151 00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:12,886 Well I'll be dit You really outdone yourself, Mary. 152 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,725 Oh and look, there's all of us at the top 153 00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:18,562 - Each appartment is everyone's favourite flavor 154 00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:21,655 Your Woods, is red velvet - Guilty! 155 00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:25,543 And lemon for Lucy Brum cake for Gene. 156 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,581 And for Felix.. - Hey, Mary... 157 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:32,083 Umm.. what.. what's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there 158 00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:36,875 Hm? Oh.. Chocolate - Never been real fond of chocolate 159 00:12:37,076 --> 00:12:39,255 Well, I did not know that 160 00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:41,433 - One other little thing, I hate to be picky but.. 161 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:44,842 you know this angry little guy here would might be a 162 00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:48,249 lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else 163 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,522 See that? Look at that smile 164 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:54,793 - No, no no.. You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here 165 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,366 Well what about this we can make room 166 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,864 Here, we can take turn.. Easy! 167 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,867 How about.. we just eat the cake? - Hang on! 168 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:08,950 Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal 169 00:13:08,952 --> 00:13:12,619 Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. 170 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:16,125 Would that be the end of the world Gene? - Now you're just being ridiculous 171 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:20,415 Only good guys win medals and you, sir .. are no good guy 172 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:23,302 I could be a good guy if I wanted to And I could win a medal 173 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,821 Uh huh? and when you do come and talk to us 174 00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:29,286 - And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? 175 00:13:29,287 --> 00:13:32,134 If you win a medal We'll let you live up here in the Penthouse 176 00:13:32,135 --> 00:13:37,496 But it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building 177 00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:40,427 No, I'm not - Yes, you are. 178 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,149 No, I'm not!!! 179 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,635 Yes, you are 180 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:59,687 Alright, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal 181 00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:05,182 Oh I am gonna win a medal The shiniest medal this place has ever seen 182 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:11,096 A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants 183 00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:14,371 And goodnight Thank you for the party 184 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,318 Is he serious? 185 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,481 - Oh please..where is a bad guy gonna win a medal? 186 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,578 Of course he's not serious 187 00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:24,732 I've never been more serious about anything in my life 188 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:29,053 That's why I came straight here Tapper You never give me a bum steer now.. 189 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:32,278 C'mon.. where can a guy like me go and win a medal 190 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,076 I don't think such a game exist, Ralph 191 00:14:35,077 --> 00:14:36,787 Oh c'mon.. You know people, there's gotta be.. 192 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,496 - Hey, Tapper, need a root beer 193 00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:40,552 Coming.. Hold that thought 194 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:50,095 Okay! As you were saying? - I was saying... 195 00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:52,851 I can't spent another 30 years living alone in 196 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,506 the garbage I'm not going back without a medal 197 00:14:55,507 --> 00:14:59,286 Well, I don't know what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here 198 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,740 You're welcome to take tour to lost and found 199 00:15:01,741 --> 00:15:05,499 Okay.. let's see what we got here Oh!! Shoo, shoo 200 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,373 C'mon, get down 201 00:15:09,331 --> 00:15:11,197 Mushroom? No 202 00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:13,568 Wat is this?! No 203 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:17,553 Oh c'mon, Zangief Gross 204 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,687 What am I doing? 205 00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,113 Hey, excuse you! 206 00:15:25,114 --> 00:15:27,748 Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs 207 00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:30,520 We are humanity's last hope 208 00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:33,484 Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs - You ok there, space killer? 209 00:15:33,485 --> 00:15:36,555 We've only been plugged in a week and everyday 210 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:39,625 it's climb the building and fight bugs 211 00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,025 Climb the building fight more bugs 212 00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:45,008 Ya ya ya ya, right, look Easy on the overall spaceman! 213 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:49,510 The toughs all over alright? - And offer what.. a lousy medal?? 214 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:54,816 Medal? You win a medal? - Yea, Medal of Heroes 215 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,994 Is it shiny? - Pretty shiny 216 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,590 It says Hero on it? 217 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:03,213 And you say, you win it by climbing a building? 218 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,496 And fighting bugs - Right, bugs. Listen, is there 219 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,777 any chance I could go with you to your game 220 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,650 you know, maybe get one of those medals? - Negatory. 221 00:16:10,651 --> 00:16:12,882 Wha.. is that mean maybe? 222 00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:15,112 - No. Look, only the bravest and the best.. 223 00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:18,032 serve in our corps.. Bug!!! 224 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:30,792 We are humanity's last hope 225 00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:38,851 Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes 226 00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:41,513 Please report to your game 227 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,938 I can't feel my legs 228 00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:47,077 What is all this stuff 229 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:50,183 Huh.. smells like Ralph in here 230 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,813 Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero's something... 231 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,639 Hero's.. uh.. duty .duty Hero's duty 232 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:06,057 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph 233 00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,812 The wall 234 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:25,463 Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella 235 00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:33,014 Quarter Alarm. 236 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,682 This is not a drill 237 00:17:35,558 --> 00:17:37,756 Sweet golden medal 238 00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:47,724 On a planet with no name a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong 239 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:50,927 You are humanity's last hope 240 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,040 Rootin tootin, ready for shooting 241 00:17:57,901 --> 00:18:01,117 Now listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once 242 00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:03,590 Fear is the four letter word, ladies 243 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:07,517 You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself 244 00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:11,364 It's make your mamma proud time - I love my mamma 245 00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:14,014 Heads up First Person Shooter coming through 246 00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:15,991 Oooh Robot 247 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,912 Gameplay in three, two, one 248 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:26,923 We are humanity's last hope Our mission.. 249 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:31,834 Destroy all Cy-bugs You ready rookie? Let's find out 250 00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,954 Sweet engemawni 251 00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:42,673 Wait a minute 252 00:18:46,622 --> 00:18:49,130 Cy-Bug 12 o'clock take it, rookie 253 00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:59,789 Watch it, rookie These monsters become what they eat 254 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,222 My gun Give me that thing 255 00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:10,689 Shoot the eggs before they hatch 256 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,827 Oh no no, something coming out of their bottom 257 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,148 Oh gross - Markowski, get back in formation 258 00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:23,571 Alright ladies, The kid and whispers and ticle fights stop now 259 00:19:23,572 --> 00:19:26,731 The entrance to the lab is straight ahead - I'll meet you guys inside 260 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,938 No.. - Thank you, hurry 261 00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:37,632 When did videogames become so violent and scary 262 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,396 Take me out of here 263 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:43,030 Get him.. 264 00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:46,962 GAME OVER 265 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:48,422 What a???? 266 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:52,179 Hey, get..get of me It's game over. Stop it 267 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:58,064 Reaching up, reaching up 268 00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:03,285 Cease fire, cease fire 269 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,988 Attention! Return to start positions 270 00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,800 Here, here let me help you there Sorry about that, I just 271 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,420 Ah yea, well you must be upset - Markowski. 272 00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:24,937 Who? Wow oh. ye.. me, I'm Ya, I'm Markowski. 273 00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:29,931 What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts? 274 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:34,124 Never interfere with the first person shooter. 275 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,874 Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building 276 00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,772 So they can get a medal and that's it 277 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,410 So, stick to the program, soldier - Right, right.. aye aye! 278 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:45,015 Quarter Alarm. 279 00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:47,618 - Alright pussywillows. Back to start positions 280 00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:52,815 Yea, right No way I'm going through that again 281 00:20:54,582 --> 00:20:56,859 The last really gives the medal, huh? 282 00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:04,957 New racers daily Sweet 283 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,765 I got next game 284 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,572 - Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers 285 00:21:10,221 --> 00:21:12,650 Oh..Sorry. 286 00:21:25,271 --> 00:21:28,400 Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy? 287 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:31,302 Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building 288 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,792 Shhh.. stick with the program 289 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,949 Fix it Felix. 290 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:38,711 I can fix it 291 00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:47,310 Ralph, quarter alert Game on 292 00:21:54,907 --> 00:21:57,797 Do something, Felix. - Just act natural 293 00:21:57,798 --> 00:21:59,726 I'll fix it 294 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:13,711 Oh my reend! where is he? 295 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:17,450 Mister Litwak. - What's the trouble sweetheart 296 00:22:17,451 --> 00:22:19,118 The game's busted 297 00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:23,086 I can fix it I can fix it 298 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:27,370 Oh boy, looks like the game's gone cuckoo like my nana 299 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:29,610 Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back 300 00:22:29,611 --> 00:22:33,261 But what about the game? - I'll have someone look at it tomorrow 301 00:22:33,262 --> 00:22:35,581 But if he can't fix it, it might be time to 302 00:22:35,582 --> 00:22:37,899 put old Ralph and Felix out the pastures 303 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,336 ..like my nana 304 00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:53,197 Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order 305 00:22:53,198 --> 00:22:56,131 - Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we are doomed 306 00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:58,713 They're gonna pull our plug 307 00:22:59,572 --> 00:23:03,276 Okay, everybody calm down.. 308 00:23:03,277 --> 00:23:07,096 Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again 309 00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:09,577 See? There he is now 310 00:23:14,763 --> 00:23:17,744 Why.. it's Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour? 311 00:23:19,962 --> 00:23:24,201 What's he saying, Felix? - Standby, my Q*Bertee is a little rusty 312 00:23:38,787 --> 00:23:41,455 Ralph's gone Turbo!! 313 00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:58,318 Shining.. 314 00:23:58,319 --> 00:24:01,414 Attention! The Arcade is now closed 315 00:24:01,415 --> 00:24:03,482 You get a load of Markowski 316 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:07,197 Shut your chew-holes! Cy-Bug. 317 00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:19,114 Taes 318 00:24:25,152 --> 00:24:28,418 Slick tidly weeky pie size 319 00:24:28,419 --> 00:24:31,683 - I'm Fix-it-Felix Jr ma'am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr. 320 00:24:32,914 --> 00:24:39,809 Yumani, jemani look at that high-definition your face... 321 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,957 It's amazing 322 00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:45,850 Flattery, don't charge these batteries civilian 323 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,290 Now state your business 324 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,075 Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph. 325 00:24:50,076 --> 00:24:51,858 - Never heard of him. 326 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:58,709 Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here - Impossible, nothing gets past me 327 00:24:59,343 --> 00:25:01,010 That came from the tower 328 00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:22,120 Nice shells be sH♪!&! 329 00:25:23,618 --> 00:25:25,654 Okay.. that was easy 330 00:25:30,391 --> 00:25:33,850 Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you.. 331 00:25:33,885 --> 00:25:37,308 ..the medal of heroes 332 00:25:52,772 --> 00:25:56,439 No way.. - Attention. 333 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:04,170 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice 334 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:06,788 Well..Thank you 335 00:26:06,789 --> 00:26:09,405 - You have edged in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare 336 00:26:09,406 --> 00:26:11,837 Thanks guys At ease... 337 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:15,357 You are the universe's greatest hero 338 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:21,713 The living embodyment of all these core represents 339 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:27,426 Bravery, integrity, grace under pressure... 340 00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:32,096 and above all... dignity - Escape mode activated 341 00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:44,158 Incoming 342 00:26:49,201 --> 00:26:50,874 Ralph. - Cy-Bug. 343 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,423 So long, sucker 344 00:27:57,922 --> 00:27:59,914 Sugar Rush? 345 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,301 Oh.. No!! 346 00:28:08,302 --> 00:28:12,453 This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole 347 00:28:12,454 --> 00:28:15,075 I gotta get out of here 348 00:28:15,076 --> 00:28:18,523 Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where...??? 349 00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:21,960 No no no no no my medal 350 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,260 Hi, mister 351 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,897 Hello 352 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,376 Man.. you scared me kid 353 00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:59,283 Uh!!..Nearly soiled myself - What's your name? 354 00:28:59,284 --> 00:29:03,542 Uh... Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You're not from here, are you? 355 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:08,447 No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area I'm just doing some work here 356 00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:11,160 What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming. 357 00:29:11,822 --> 00:29:14,243 You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole 358 00:29:14,244 --> 00:29:16,664 area is technically closed while we're trimming 359 00:29:16,699 --> 00:29:19,189 Who's we? - Candy tree department 360 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,090 Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today 361 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:25,574 So you just meant like the royal 'we'? 362 00:29:25,575 --> 00:29:27,677 Yup.. that's right 363 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:30,118 Hey, are you a hobo? - No 364 00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:33,412 I am not a hobo But I am busy, okay... 365 00:29:33,413 --> 00:29:35,796 so, will you go.. go home - What's that? 366 00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:39,482 Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb 367 00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:42,133 Listen, I try to be nice - I try to be nice 368 00:29:42,168 --> 00:29:44,763 Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me 369 00:29:45,398 --> 00:29:48,095 Okay, that is rude... - Okay, that is rude... 370 00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:51,512 and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over 371 00:29:52,577 --> 00:29:54,890 I won't grab that branch if I were you 372 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,741 I'm from the candy tree department so I know what.. 373 00:29:56,742 --> 00:29:58,556 - It's a double stripe 374 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,942 Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!! 375 00:30:03,943 --> 00:30:06,482 Hey, why are your hand so freakishly big? 376 00:30:06,483 --> 00:30:09,206 Uh.. I donno Why are you so freakishly annoying? 377 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:14,677 Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin 378 00:30:14,678 --> 00:30:17,344 Don't even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it! 379 00:30:17,345 --> 00:30:19,651 Hey hey hey hey I don't have to race for it 380 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,403 cause that's mine 381 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,139 The winner - Give it back, give it 382 00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,349 Double stripe... 383 00:30:33,747 --> 00:30:35,181 Thank you 384 00:30:35,182 --> 00:30:37,594 Wait, let me talk to you for one second 385 00:30:38,247 --> 00:30:41,029 Ok, here's the thing, I'm not from the candy tree department 386 00:30:41,030 --> 00:30:43,810 - Lying to a child 387 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,476 Shame on you Ralph 388 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:48,440 - But, I wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal 389 00:30:48,975 --> 00:30:51,626 That's why I was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my 390 00:30:51,869 --> 00:30:56,042 It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it's my ticket to a better life 391 00:30:56,143 --> 00:30:58,453 Yea, well, now it's my tic-ket 392 00:30:58,488 --> 00:31:00,339 What the.. - See you champ! 393 00:31:00,374 --> 00:31:02,998 Come back.. I'll find you 394 00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:06,105 I will find you - Double stripe 395 00:31:07,688 --> 00:31:09,290 Nowhere to hide 396 00:31:11,019 --> 00:31:14,032 Yea, banged around in here like some kind of hot 397 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:17,045 shot Then he went barreling down into that.. 398 00:31:17,145 --> 00:31:20,605 sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush. 399 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:23,580 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a 400 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,362 chicken hawk can a coop of crippled roosters 401 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:28,753 What was that now? - What are you, a fig? 402 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:34,200 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is? 403 00:31:34,491 --> 00:31:38,383 I can't say that I do, ma'am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus 404 00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:40,708 They don't know they're in a game All they know is... 405 00:31:40,743 --> 00:31:44,510 eat, kill, multiply Without a beacon to stop them 406 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:48,126 ..they'll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they'll stop there? 407 00:31:48,226 --> 00:31:49,838 Yes! - Wrong! 408 00:31:49,938 --> 00:31:52,522 Viruses do not stop 409 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,362 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush.. 410 00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:58,759 ..they'll invade every other game until this Arcade is.. 411 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:03,257 nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams 412 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:06,363 Kohut, my cruiser. 413 00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:13,495 Sheepers, is she always this intense? - It's not her fault 414 00:32:13,754 --> 00:32:17,204 She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever 415 00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:20,078 One day she didn't do a perimeter check 416 00:32:20,849 --> 00:32:22,638 Her wedding day 417 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:40,431 Wait, ma'am. I'm going with you 418 00:32:40,466 --> 00:32:45,151 Like fun you are short stack You die outside your game, you don't regenerate 419 00:32:45,326 --> 00:32:47,770 Well, neither do you, ma'am 420 00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:51,156 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks 421 00:32:51,229 --> 00:32:54,949 And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess 422 00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:58,823 No flex on this one ma'am I am coming along with you 423 00:33:36,062 --> 00:33:40,157 Citizens of Sugar Rush. 424 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,604 Just in time 425 00:33:42,316 --> 00:33:45,732 All hail, our rightful ruler 426 00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:47,906 King Candy. 427 00:33:47,999 --> 00:33:51,372 Hallo, my loyal subjects 428 00:33:51,586 --> 00:33:53,496 Have some candy 429 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:59,296 Thank you for that stering introduction, Sour Bill. 430 00:33:59,909 --> 00:34:05,454 And thank you to today's avatars It was a wonderful day of racing 431 00:34:05,623 --> 00:34:09,623 It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it's time to 432 00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:13,623 wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new avatars 433 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:18,334 The first 9 racers to cross that finish line 434 00:34:18,335 --> 00:34:21,857 will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatar 435 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,792 Race, race, race, race - Calm down 436 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:29,868 Listen, this event is pay to play we all know this 437 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:36,058 The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won 438 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,971 Which I.. I have 439 00:34:38,006 --> 00:34:39,666 Let me go first 440 00:34:44,674 --> 00:34:46,965 King Candy. 441 00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:56,037 Taffyta Muttonfudge. 442 00:34:56,198 --> 00:34:58,228 Say sweet 443 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,793 Adorabeezle Winterpop. 444 00:35:01,509 --> 00:35:03,474 Gloyd Orangeboar. 445 00:35:05,487 --> 00:35:07,105 Coin stealer 446 00:35:07,635 --> 00:35:10,865 Wait till I catch that brat - Minty Zaki. 447 00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:12,715 Snowanna Rainbeau 448 00:35:13,115 --> 00:35:14,747 Rancis Fluggerbutter. 449 00:35:15,311 --> 00:35:17,298 Jubileena Bing-Bing. 450 00:35:17,630 --> 00:35:19,618 Swizzle Malarkey. 451 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,148 Candlehead. 452 00:35:29,516 --> 00:35:32,298 Sour Bill, who is that last one? 453 00:35:35,251 --> 00:35:38,518 Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie 454 00:35:38,618 --> 00:35:40,668 I'm in the race - Venellope? 455 00:35:42,511 --> 00:35:44,736 The glitch. 456 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:46,961 No, no 457 00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:50,976 Everything is alright Security!! 458 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:52,712 Come here, kid 459 00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:54,423 - We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak 460 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:59,112 Get back here 461 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,469 You.... 462 00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:07,552 Give me back my medal right now 463 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,590 No, no... - What is that? 464 00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:27,370 What are you doing? 465 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:38,198 Come back here 466 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:43,508 Can't move - Now, we got him 467 00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:45,306 Oh good, the cops 468 00:36:45,341 --> 00:36:48,465 She went that way Oww... what are you doing? 469 00:36:48,565 --> 00:36:51,773 Okay folks Calm down 470 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:55,548 Everything's alright The monster's been caught. 471 00:36:55,583 --> 00:37:01,844 We'll repair all the damage Don't worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens 472 00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:04,103 And I'm in it 473 00:37:09,202 --> 00:37:12,680 There is no way that I am racing with a glitch 474 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:14,618 Francis, Candlehead, come on. 475 00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:19,264 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race 476 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:23,045 And bring that thing to my castle 477 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:50,641 Sour Bill, detafify this monster so we can see what we're up against here 478 00:37:51,319 --> 00:37:52,719 Mmmkay.. 479 00:37:54,194 --> 00:37:56,766 Milk my duds, it's Wreck-It Ralph? 480 00:37:56,801 --> 00:37:59,500 Ya, who are you? The guy that make the donuts? 481 00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:02,873 Please,... No! I'm King Candy. 482 00:38:04,469 --> 00:38:06,288 I see you're a fan of pink 483 00:38:06,289 --> 00:38:08,107 - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm.. 484 00:38:08,142 --> 00:38:09,698 What are you doing here? 485 00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:11,253 Look! Your candiness 486 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,550 This is just a big misunderstanding 487 00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:17,497 Just get me out of this cupcake I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way 488 00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:19,188 Your medal? 489 00:38:19,511 --> 00:38:22,021 Bad guys don't win medals 490 00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:25,188 Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero's Duty. 491 00:38:25,223 --> 00:38:29,217 You game jumped? Ralph! You're not going Turbo, are you? 492 00:38:29,255 --> 00:38:31,636 What? No no no no.. 493 00:38:31,637 --> 00:38:34,017 - Because if you think you can come in here... 494 00:38:34,052 --> 00:38:36,413 to my kingdom and take over my game.. you've got another thing coming... 495 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:38,353 Easy! Your Puffyness 496 00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:42,058 It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal 497 00:38:42,093 --> 00:38:45,063 Children of the candy corn? Who...? 498 00:38:45,163 --> 00:38:49,982 The glitch... the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal? 499 00:38:49,988 --> 00:38:52,296 She did what? I need that back 500 00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:54,978 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you,. it's gone 501 00:38:54,979 --> 00:38:57,558 you know, it's.. it's nothing but code now 502 00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:02,161 and it will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race 503 00:39:02,428 --> 00:39:05,811 Well, maybe I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner then 504 00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:07,762 Is that a threat I smell? 505 00:39:08,127 --> 00:39:12,276 Bwlaaah..beyond..halitosis is so obviously you're suffering from 506 00:39:12,368 --> 00:39:15,935 Listen, nelly wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal 507 00:39:16,053 --> 00:39:17,733 Yes, you are! 508 00:39:17,768 --> 00:39:20,617 Wynnchel, Duncan, carry him out of that cupcake 509 00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:24,882 And on the first train back home And if I ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph... 510 00:39:25,668 --> 00:39:27,580 ..I'll lock you in my Fungeon 511 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,204 Fungeon? 512 00:39:30,205 --> 00:39:32,542 - Fun-dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words? 513 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,687 It's a Fu.. Never mind 514 00:39:34,787 --> 00:39:37,986 Now, I got a glitch to deal with thanks to you 515 00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:41,802 Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn't been a pleasure. 516 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,314 It's hard as a rock - I can see that 517 00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:49,835 Get the tools - What tools? 518 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:50,926 Quiet you! 519 00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:55,438 What?? No! - Take it easy big boy 520 00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:57,351 Stay away from me - He's getting away 521 00:40:02,506 --> 00:40:04,816 Quick, call out the Devil-dogs 522 00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:23,633 Chocolate I hate chocolate 523 00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:27,168 I gotta get my medal back 524 00:40:31,246 --> 00:40:33,423 The pot goes to the winning racer 525 00:40:33,524 --> 00:40:36,147 Hey kids, can I talk to you for a second? 526 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:48,628 Hello, fellow racers 527 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:51,003 It's that little crumb snatcher 528 00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:54,291 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you're looking well 529 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:56,900 Came by to check out the competition, huh? 530 00:40:56,935 --> 00:41:02,544 Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself 531 00:41:02,549 --> 00:41:03,495 Built it myself 532 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:07,308 Fastest pedal power west to the Wack-a-Mole Check her out 533 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:16,016 Oh..Vanellope It's so.. you 534 00:41:16,117 --> 00:41:19,249 But.. you have to back out of the race 535 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:23,222 Oh no, I.. I don't, you know cause I..i paid my fee... 536 00:41:23,322 --> 00:41:26,658 and I'm on the board So, ya.. I'm definitely racing 537 00:41:26,744 --> 00:41:29,700 Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can't race 538 00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:33,204 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta Just got pixlexie, okay 539 00:41:33,471 --> 00:41:35,804 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope 540 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:37,363 To protect us 541 00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:40,092 Say, I'm you.. I'm in my weird little car.. 542 00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:44,199 and I'm driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once.. 543 00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:48,909 and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. I'm gli..gli..gli..gli... glitching 544 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,713 See, you're an accident just waiting to happen 545 00:41:52,714 --> 00:41:55,209 - Oh no, I gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too 546 00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:57,615 Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool 547 00:41:58,081 --> 00:42:01,487 Stop. You're breaking it 548 00:42:02,441 --> 00:42:05,700 Please, I just wanna race like you guys 549 00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:09,464 You will never be a racer because you're a glitch 550 00:42:09,499 --> 00:42:11,591 And that's all you'll ever be 551 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,741 Hey.. leave her alone 552 00:42:18,613 --> 00:42:20,290 Let's get out of here 553 00:42:25,621 --> 00:42:29,336 Scram, you rotten little cavities before I throw you in a mud 554 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,552 What are you looking at? 555 00:42:38,354 --> 00:42:42,065 You're welcome, you rotten little thief - I'm not a thief 556 00:42:42,188 --> 00:42:44,583 I just borrowed your stupid coin I was gonna 557 00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:46,977 give it back to you as soon as I won the race 558 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:49,863 It's not a coin It is a medal 559 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:54,176 Coin, medal.. whatever... just go back to your own dumb game and win another one 560 00:42:54,177 --> 00:42:58,652 I can't, I didn't win it in my game I won it in Hero's Duty. 561 00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:00,752 Hero's Duty? 562 00:43:03,253 --> 00:43:04,857 It's not that kind of duty 563 00:43:04,913 --> 00:43:09,376 I bet you really get a 'watch where you step' in a game called Hero's Duty? 564 00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:12,992 What'd you won the medal for, wiping?? 565 00:43:14,655 --> 00:43:17,609 I hope you wash your hands after you handle that medal.. 566 00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:18,987 Listen.. - One more, one more 567 00:43:19,023 --> 00:43:22,001 Why did the Hero flush the toilet? 568 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:24,643 Say 'why?' - Why? 569 00:43:24,678 --> 00:43:27,241 Because it was his 'duty'! 570 00:43:27,242 --> 00:43:29,804 - How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little girlsnipe! 571 00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:33,976 I earned that medal You better get it back for me, too schweetz sister 572 00:43:34,077 --> 00:43:36,859 Well unless you've got a go-cart hidden in 573 00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:39,640 the back-folds of your neck, I can't help it 574 00:43:45,236 --> 00:43:47,449 What a moron... 575 00:43:47,484 --> 00:43:52,077 Hey, genius..that's a jaw-breaker You're never gonna... 576 00:43:57,705 --> 00:44:02,032 Enjoy your little tantrum day, poor baby? - Leave me alone 577 00:44:02,491 --> 00:44:04,807 Look, you want that medal, right? 578 00:44:04,988 --> 00:44:08,241 And I want a race So, here's what I'm thinking 579 00:44:08,470 --> 00:44:11,284 You help me get a new cart a real cart 580 00:44:11,661 --> 00:44:14,460 and I'll win the race and get you back your medal 581 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:17,079 You want me.. to help you??? 582 00:44:17,114 --> 00:44:19,905 All you gotta do is break something for me... 583 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:22,878 C'mon, what do you say, friend? 584 00:44:22,913 --> 00:44:24,573 We are not friends 585 00:44:24,607 --> 00:44:28,334 Oh. C'mon... pal You son of a gun 586 00:44:28,488 --> 00:44:31,006 C'mon buddy Just shake on it 587 00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:36,170 Ah.. c'mon jumbo Ralph my man.. my main man... 588 00:44:36,556 --> 00:44:41,134 Hey, my arms getting tired We have a deal or not? 589 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,652 You better win 590 00:44:47,908 --> 00:44:51,985 Well, I'll say this much... they don't call your friend 'Wreck-it' for nothing 591 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:54,136 There's the shuttle 592 00:44:58,326 --> 00:44:59,859 Is he in there? 593 00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:02,456 Nope. Lucky for him 594 00:45:02,556 --> 00:45:05,093 Otherwise, I would have slap his corpse 595 00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,018 No Cy-Bug either 596 00:45:08,053 --> 00:45:11,451 Gotta find it before it lays it's filthy eggs 597 00:45:12,853 --> 00:45:17,343 He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor 598 00:45:17,436 --> 00:45:19,032 Can't get a read on it 599 00:45:19,672 --> 00:45:21,142 So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? 600 00:45:21,143 --> 00:45:22,612 Why'd he go AWOL? 601 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,092 I wish I knew, ma'am he was acting all squirely last night 602 00:45:27,127 --> 00:45:29,877 Going on about cake and medals 603 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:32,442 But, I never thought he'd go Turbo! 604 00:45:32,477 --> 00:45:34,219 Go Turbo?? 605 00:45:34,254 --> 00:45:36,959 That's right, you guys just got plugged in 606 00:45:36,994 --> 00:45:39,966 Well, back when the Arcade first open 607 00:45:39,967 --> 00:45:42,937 TurboTime was by far the most popular game... 608 00:45:42,992 --> 00:45:44,957 ..and Turbo... - Turbotastic. 609 00:45:45,023 --> 00:45:47,566 Well, he loved the attention.. 610 00:45:47,685 --> 00:45:52,353 - Turbotastic So, when Rogue Blaster got plugged in and 611 00:45:52,388 --> 00:45:54,071 stole Turbo's thunder - New game 612 00:45:54,106 --> 00:45:56,909 - alright ...boy.. was he jealous. 613 00:45:56,944 --> 00:46:00,259 ..so jealous that he abandoned.. 614 00:46:00,347 --> 00:46:02,084 ..his game 615 00:46:02,119 --> 00:46:03,678 ..and try to take over the new one 616 00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:05,236 - These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen 617 00:46:05,288 --> 00:46:08,266 Turbotastic - Hey, is that..?? 618 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:12,256 That looks like Turbo. - What's Turbo doing in this game? 619 00:46:12,317 --> 00:46:15,090 Oh, c'mon Mister Litwak 620 00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:21,158 Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order 621 00:46:21,159 --> 00:46:22,951 ...for good 622 00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:27,887 Yes, The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing its own cautionary tail 623 00:46:27,922 --> 00:46:29,963 I know..right? 624 00:46:30,198 --> 00:46:34,883 That's why I have to get Ralph home or the same thing's gonna happen to my game 625 00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:40,558 Ungh... Oh - What is this? 626 00:46:41,486 --> 00:46:42,700 Nesquicksand? 627 00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:45,031 Quicksand 628 00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,932 Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines 629 00:46:52,512 --> 00:46:54,690 I can't hop I'm hop-less 630 00:46:54,890 --> 00:46:57,309 This is hopeless We're gonna drown here 631 00:46:57,405 --> 00:47:01,197 Stop draking, stop..stop moving You're making us sink faster 632 00:47:01,232 --> 00:47:03,187 - We're gonna die.. Get a hold of yourself 633 00:47:07,051 --> 00:47:09,607 Ah, the vines They are Laffy Taffy. 634 00:47:09,683 --> 00:47:12,053 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh 635 00:47:12,273 --> 00:47:13,942 Here, hit me again 636 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,241 That's not funny enough Harder. 637 00:47:20,276 --> 00:47:22,445 Look, you're a nice guy I can't... 638 00:47:22,446 --> 00:47:24,613 - No, ma'am.. the Arcade is depending on us 639 00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:27,767 Now do your duty That's an or.. 640 00:47:30,592 --> 00:47:32,592 It's working.. Hit me again 641 00:47:32,617 --> 00:47:34,617 Oooh.. your eye.. 642 00:47:34,670 --> 00:47:36,365 I can fix it 643 00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:38,180 Now go.... 644 00:47:38,403 --> 00:47:40,230 Fra..fantastic 645 00:47:40,373 --> 00:47:41,582 Again 646 00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:43,881 You mean business.. 647 00:47:49,438 --> 00:47:51,223 Killing 648 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,700 s u b by: m a X e e r ( M C ) 649 00:48:19,491 --> 00:48:23,289 Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes We've got work to do, let's go 650 00:48:25,723 --> 00:48:27,366 Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug 651 00:48:27,545 --> 00:48:29,304 C'mon, we'll get a better view from the air 652 00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:30,966 You think you can fix that shuttle? 653 00:48:31,497 --> 00:48:33,654 Can do 654 00:48:57,891 --> 00:48:59,616 Alright, do your thing knuckles, bust it open 655 00:48:59,617 --> 00:49:01,340 - What's this? 656 00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:03,129 You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? 657 00:49:03,164 --> 00:49:05,466 hey, we shook on it 658 00:49:08,915 --> 00:49:10,699 Thank you, jeeps 659 00:49:12,369 --> 00:49:15,323 What is this place? Where are the carts? 660 00:49:15,356 --> 00:49:17,746 We gotta make one - What? No no no no. 661 00:49:17,846 --> 00:49:20,627 Look kid, bad idea Trust me, I don't make things 662 00:49:20,727 --> 00:49:21,851 I break things 663 00:49:21,852 --> 00:49:25,542 Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, gladius 664 00:49:26,069 --> 00:49:27,471 Ooh, this is a good one 665 00:49:27,811 --> 00:49:31,370 Welcome to the Bakery. Let's bake a cart 666 00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:34,496 What is this? Another game? - Ya, well.. it's a mini game 667 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:36,788 You have one minute to win it - What? 668 00:49:36,823 --> 00:49:39,427 C'mon, Ralph. - Now..Mixing. 669 00:49:39,462 --> 00:49:42,906 Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash 670 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,369 Hairbrush.. - No 671 00:49:44,376 --> 00:49:46,185 Underpants.. - No, no 672 00:49:46,406 --> 00:49:49,227 You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I'm trying 673 00:49:50,005 --> 00:49:51,778 Afterall, I'll do it 674 00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:52,989 No, yes 675 00:49:53,389 --> 00:49:55,798 Urgh!..Gross Milk... yes yes.. 676 00:49:57,223 --> 00:49:59,523 Bever up! 677 00:50:03,377 --> 00:50:05,734 C'mon, no sleeping on the job 678 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:07,321 Baking 679 00:50:07,356 --> 00:50:10,971 Pump up the head and hold the perfect temperature 680 00:50:11,337 --> 00:50:13,483 A little help here - I'm on it 681 00:50:15,135 --> 00:50:16,600 Ralph!?? 682 00:50:16,601 --> 00:50:18,065 - Yup, no bother.. I just... - Give me this thing. 683 00:50:19,818 --> 00:50:23,564 Ok, good.. little more Hold it, hold it 684 00:50:27,578 --> 00:50:31,098 C'mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds - Decorating 685 00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:32,347 Wheels first - How many? 686 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:33,902 Four, doink 687 00:50:35,321 --> 00:50:39,149 Now frosting, a butt load of frosting - No problem 688 00:50:51,264 --> 00:50:52,924 Time's up! 689 00:50:52,959 --> 00:50:57,598 Congratulation you did it and here's your cart 690 00:51:07,237 --> 00:51:09,147 Look, kid... 691 00:51:10,198 --> 00:51:11,877 I tried to warn you 692 00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:16,287 I..i can't make things, I just... break - I love it! 693 00:51:16,569 --> 00:51:18,182 You do? 694 00:51:18,244 --> 00:51:21,955 I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it 695 00:51:21,990 --> 00:51:25,120 Look, it's got a real engine and look at these wheels 696 00:51:26,873 --> 00:51:29,834 I love it I finally have a real cart 697 00:51:30,479 --> 00:51:34,887 C'mon, a work of art like this must be signed 698 00:51:45,427 --> 00:51:48,283 This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery. 699 00:51:48,318 --> 00:51:50,164 Get me King Candy. 700 00:51:54,815 --> 00:51:59,839 Well, what?? you have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile before 701 00:52:00,058 --> 00:52:01,472 I'm not smiling it was... 702 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,179 I'm gassy.. okay 703 00:52:05,475 --> 00:52:08,276 Hold it right there, glitch 704 00:52:08,496 --> 00:52:10,116 And Wreck-It Ralph? 705 00:52:12,343 --> 00:52:14,830 Start the cart start the cart... 706 00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:17,216 - I..... What are you waiting for? c'mon let's go 707 00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:21,494 I..uh.. I ..don't know how to drive a real cart 708 00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:23,305 You don't... What!? 709 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,983 Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me 710 00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:29,654 Get them - Gain way 711 00:52:33,990 --> 00:52:35,651 Stop in the name of the king 712 00:52:35,654 --> 00:52:37,158 ..that's me 713 00:52:41,681 --> 00:52:43,302 Get off the road 714 00:52:48,110 --> 00:52:50,668 Head for Diet Cola Mountain. 715 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,619 Drive into the wall.. - What? 716 00:52:55,654 --> 00:52:57,540 Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops 717 00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:59,425 - Are you crazy? 718 00:52:59,526 --> 00:53:01,051 Just do it 719 00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:14,155 Where'd they go? 720 00:53:14,268 --> 00:53:16,286 Maybe.. they've just turned.. 721 00:53:17,798 --> 00:53:20,943 Find that glitch destroy that cart 722 00:53:20,978 --> 00:53:23,742 She can't be allowed to race 723 00:53:28,103 --> 00:53:29,720 So let me get this straight 724 00:53:29,931 --> 00:53:32,194 You don't know how to drive 725 00:53:32,229 --> 00:53:35,280 Well no, not technically But I just thought that... 726 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,114 What did you think? Oh.. I just I'll just magically 727 00:53:38,115 --> 00:53:40,847 win the race just because I really want to 728 00:53:40,848 --> 00:53:45,151 Look wise guy, I know I'm a racer, I can feel it in my cone 729 00:53:46,769 --> 00:53:49,453 That's it..! I'm never getting my medal back 730 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:52,702 What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? 731 00:53:52,703 --> 00:53:55,787 - The big whoop, well this may come as a shock to you.. 732 00:53:55,887 --> 00:54:00,069 but in my game, I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage 733 00:54:00,104 --> 00:54:04,786 Cool... - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring 734 00:54:04,886 --> 00:54:08,742 And that crummy medal was gonna change all that 735 00:54:08,777 --> 00:54:12,017 I go home with that baby around my neck then I'll get a 736 00:54:12,026 --> 00:54:16,254 penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks 737 00:54:17,414 --> 00:54:19,166 It's grown up stuffs, you wouldn't understand 738 00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:20,917 - No, I get it 739 00:54:21,397 --> 00:54:23,892 That's exactly what racing would do for me 740 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,376 Well, guess what? - What? 741 00:54:25,476 --> 00:54:28,619 News flash..neither one of us is getting what we want 742 00:54:31,347 --> 00:54:32,615 What was that? 743 00:54:45,374 --> 00:54:47,763 Diet Cola Hot Springs 744 00:54:47,799 --> 00:54:51,517 Watch out for falling Mentos - Ya, check it out, look 745 00:54:59,584 --> 00:55:02,660 Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash That stuff is boiling hot 746 00:55:02,695 --> 00:55:04,863 Ya, I got that thank you 747 00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,099 What is this dump? 748 00:55:07,134 --> 00:55:10,609 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level 749 00:55:10,962 --> 00:55:12,832 Ya, it's pretty cool, huh? 750 00:55:12,954 --> 00:55:16,209 I found that secret opening and now I live here 751 00:55:16,777 --> 00:55:18,343 See, oh look look look look 752 00:55:18,961 --> 00:55:20,975 Welcome to my home 753 00:55:21,762 --> 00:55:24,439 I sleep in these candy wrappers I like 754 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,116 bundling myself up like a little homeless lady 755 00:55:28,289 --> 00:55:30,344 By yourself? 756 00:55:30,772 --> 00:55:32,729 With all these garbage around here? 757 00:55:33,565 --> 00:55:35,692 Well, ya 758 00:55:35,727 --> 00:55:37,808 I mean, everyone here says I'm just the mistake 759 00:55:37,809 --> 00:55:39,888 and that I wasn't even suppose to exist 760 00:55:39,924 --> 00:55:41,683 What do you expect? 761 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:43,251 Listen kid.. 762 00:55:43,963 --> 00:55:46,521 I know it's none of my business 763 00:55:46,557 --> 00:55:49,057 but why do you even stick around this game 764 00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:51,758 You really don't know anything, do you? 765 00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:54,165 Glitches can't leave their games 766 00:55:55,692 --> 00:55:58,569 It's one of the joyous of being me 767 00:56:07,248 --> 00:56:09,378 Hey, what are you doing? C'mon.. 768 00:56:09,973 --> 00:56:12,454 I know it's a dump but it's all I got 769 00:56:12,489 --> 00:56:15,494 If you're gonna be a racer, then, you'll have to learn how to drive 770 00:56:15,535 --> 00:56:17,145 You can't do that... 771 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,846 without a track 772 00:56:24,153 --> 00:56:25,514 Alright now.. 773 00:56:25,601 --> 00:56:28,211 Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do 774 00:56:28,212 --> 00:56:30,821 - No wonder I'm driving..I'm gonna learn to drive.. I'm gonna.. 775 00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,940 Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Ya, I mean, I haven't done it but... 776 00:56:33,975 --> 00:56:35,634 look, I flew a spaceship today okay 777 00:56:35,669 --> 00:56:38,896 You crashed it - Just get in, how hard can it be? okay 778 00:56:39,071 --> 00:56:40,752 Uh.. start it up 779 00:56:43,335 --> 00:56:44,886 There you go 780 00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:47,638 So there's some buttons on the floor - Pedals 781 00:56:47,673 --> 00:56:50,520 Pedals, right! Now.. uh.. 782 00:56:51,427 --> 00:56:53,866 Thats the 'go' pedal 783 00:56:53,901 --> 00:56:57,997 That, I believe is the stopper 784 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:01,238 And this... wait 785 00:57:01,273 --> 00:57:03,224 What is this? It doesn't do anything 786 00:57:03,555 --> 00:57:05,201 Woo, what's this joystick do? 787 00:57:06,242 --> 00:57:08,600 Okay, good. Let's try that again 788 00:57:41,351 --> 00:57:44,446 That's good, keep going Shift it again 789 00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:52,645 I told you Racing's in my cone 790 00:57:55,529 --> 00:57:59,721 Is that little not the best? - Hey you Ralphy, watch this 791 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,002 Look out! 792 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,195 So, how did I do? 793 00:58:34,162 --> 00:58:37,092 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain 794 00:58:37,635 --> 00:58:39,375 Righ right, that's a good note 795 00:58:39,410 --> 00:58:41,406 You gotta get that glitch under control kid 796 00:58:41,441 --> 00:58:43,114 Ok, I will I will and.. 797 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,216 And then, you think I get a chance? 798 00:58:49,004 --> 00:58:49,975 Tiny 799 00:58:50,181 --> 00:58:53,577 Yes, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win 800 00:58:53,612 --> 00:58:55,260 Top shelf - Top shelf 801 00:59:08,136 --> 00:59:10,228 Did you find the..? Tell me you found her.. 802 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,495 You didn't? 803 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,966 Go, leave me. 804 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,500 Up up down dwon.. hmm hmm.. hih ..hih 805 00:59:43,726 --> 00:59:45,470 Start. 806 00:59:47,468 --> 00:59:51,506 Oh.. Code That's the sweet lifeblood of the game 807 00:59:57,570 --> 00:59:59,531 Where are you? 808 00:59:59,566 --> 01:00:03,042 The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons 809 01:00:03,078 --> 01:00:04,567 Ahah! There it is 810 01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,559 The winner's cup 811 01:00:08,032 --> 01:00:11,600 One of these things is not like the others... it's you 812 01:00:11,635 --> 01:00:14,474 We're gonna give you a nice new home 813 01:00:26,432 --> 01:00:27,954 Success 814 01:00:29,602 --> 01:00:34,156 Sour Bill, I'm going out, you're in charge of the castle until I get back 815 01:00:45,336 --> 01:00:48,904 Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer 816 01:00:48,939 --> 01:00:51,739 Oh, that's not blood force trauma ma'am 817 01:00:51,756 --> 01:00:53,904 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks 818 01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:58,642 Okay.. - Ma'am, I just gotta tell ya 819 01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:02,789 You are one dynamite gal.. 820 01:01:04,253 --> 01:01:08,166 Wow.. You are one dynamite gal.. 821 01:01:08,639 --> 01:01:11,030 One dynamite gal 822 01:01:11,317 --> 01:01:14,739 Dynamite gal 823 01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:16,764 Dynamite.... 824 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,427 Get out 825 01:01:22,462 --> 01:01:26,014 All I said is you're a dynamite gal? - I said get out 826 01:01:33,735 --> 01:01:36,700 Oh.. jimanny jamanny 827 01:01:42,801 --> 01:01:44,948 Yes 828 01:01:45,934 --> 01:01:50,563 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr, sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. 829 01:01:50,575 --> 01:01:53,925 Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph? 830 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,421 Yes, yes that's him 831 01:01:55,456 --> 01:01:58,695 Should've lock him up when we had the chance 832 01:01:58,956 --> 01:02:03,313 Lock him up? - Not making the same mistake with you 833 01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:10,545 Hurry hurry, let's go time's a wastin' ..c'mon Ralph 834 01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:14,159 This is it, this is really happening I almost don't believe it 835 01:02:14,194 --> 01:02:17,442 I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long and now.. 836 01:02:17,478 --> 01:02:20,500 and now.. now I think I'm gonna puke actually, I think I might puke 837 01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:22,183 You know, like a 'vurp' 838 01:02:22,218 --> 01:02:23,959 A what? - Vomit and a burp together 839 01:02:23,994 --> 01:02:28,229 and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up Oh this is so exciting 840 01:02:28,264 --> 01:02:30,290 Yes, it is, it's exciting 841 01:02:30,325 --> 01:02:32,342 I mean am I ready to be a real racer? 842 01:02:32,377 --> 01:02:34,428 Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? 843 01:02:34,492 --> 01:02:36,279 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? 844 01:02:37,327 --> 01:02:40,354 C'mon Those people are gonna love you 845 01:02:40,574 --> 01:02:43,163 You know why? Cause you're a winner 846 01:02:43,198 --> 01:02:45,495 A winner - And you're adorable 847 01:02:45,530 --> 01:02:49,401 I'm adorable - And everyone loves an adorable winner 848 01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:54,269 Okay, c'mon Listen to me, if you get nervous 849 01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:59,970 just keep telling yourslef 'I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined' 850 01:02:59,993 --> 01:03:02,814 And have fun, got it? - Got it! 851 01:03:03,912 --> 01:03:07,872 Oh wait! Hold on.. 852 01:03:07,907 --> 01:03:11,047 Where you going? - I forgot something, I'll be right back 853 01:03:13,672 --> 01:03:15,527 Kids 854 01:03:16,688 --> 01:03:19,561 Ralph, there you are, hello - Huh?? 855 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:22,434 You!! - No no, I come alone, unarmed 856 01:03:23,121 --> 01:03:26,905 I've had enough of you, pillow pants - Calm down, please 857 01:03:27,950 --> 01:03:30,491 I'm gonna beat the hella out of you 858 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:32,511 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 859 01:03:33,233 --> 01:03:35,976 You hit a guy with glasses, that's.. 860 01:03:36,011 --> 01:03:38,888 well played - What do you want Candy? 861 01:03:38,924 --> 01:03:40,866 Listen, I just wanna talk to you 862 01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:43,832 I'm not intrested in anything you have to say 863 01:03:43,867 --> 01:03:47,863 But how about this? Are you interested... in this? 864 01:03:47,879 --> 01:03:51,327 My medal..how did you..?? - It doesn't matter 865 01:03:51,362 --> 01:03:54,008 here, it's yours Go ahead and take it 866 01:03:57,608 --> 01:04:00,022 All I ask is that you hear me out 867 01:04:00,054 --> 01:04:02,243 About what? 868 01:04:02,278 --> 01:04:06,032 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? 869 01:04:06,367 --> 01:04:08,116 Doing what's right 870 01:04:08,151 --> 01:04:10,180 No matter what - Get to the point 871 01:04:10,215 --> 01:04:11,933 Point being I need your help 872 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:17,361 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race 873 01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:21,054 Why are you people so against her? - I'm not against her.. 874 01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:25,151 I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race.. 875 01:04:25,186 --> 01:04:27,896 she'll be added to the race roster 876 01:04:27,899 --> 01:04:31,481 Then gamers can choose the racer's avatar 877 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:36,964 And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself 878 01:04:37,015 --> 01:04:39,617 They'll think our game is broken 879 01:04:39,961 --> 01:04:42,291 We'll be put ourt of order for good 880 01:04:43,365 --> 01:04:46,024 All my subjects will be homeless 881 01:04:47,788 --> 01:04:51,759 But there is one who cannot escape because she's a glitch 882 01:04:51,794 --> 01:04:54,874 Help. Somebody help me.. 883 01:04:54,909 --> 01:04:57,480 When the game's plug is pulled 884 01:04:59,847 --> 01:05:02,386 she'll die with it 885 01:05:03,182 --> 01:05:05,279 You don't know that will happen 886 01:05:05,314 --> 01:05:09,315 The gamers could love her - And if they don't? 887 01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:21,695 I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? 888 01:05:21,977 --> 01:05:25,385 She can't race Ralph but... 889 01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:27,383 She won't listen to me 890 01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:31,713 So, can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? 891 01:05:33,578 --> 01:05:38,122 Very good Uh.. I'll give you two some time alone 892 01:06:04,462 --> 01:06:06,218 I'm back.. 893 01:06:06,785 --> 01:06:09,279 Did you miss me? - Yea..Uh.. 894 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,742 Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down 895 01:06:14,747 --> 01:06:17,391 What? no no. w.we really.. - You just do it! 896 01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:19,016 Okay 897 01:06:19,889 --> 01:06:22,453 Now, close your eyes 898 01:06:22,493 --> 01:06:24,030 Vanellope.. - Shut.. close them 899 01:06:28,339 --> 01:06:30,820 Okay, open them up 900 01:06:32,235 --> 01:06:35,350 To Stinkbrain Jee, thanks 901 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,927 Turn it over "YOURE MY HERO" 902 01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:42,637 I made it for you Just in case we don't win 903 01:06:42,675 --> 01:06:46,367 Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win 904 01:06:46,494 --> 01:06:51,957 Thanks kid..Uhmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ 905 01:06:51,992 --> 01:06:54,468 I've got a date with destiny 906 01:06:54,503 --> 01:06:57,353 Ralph, c'mon move your molases 907 01:06:58,507 --> 01:07:01,539 Uh, I've been thinking - That's dangerous 908 01:07:01,574 --> 01:07:04,704 Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? 909 01:07:04,739 --> 01:07:07,936 That's not very funny, Ralph - No, I'm serious and..uh.. 910 01:07:08,128 --> 01:07:11,657 It was really fun to build the cart and everything but.. maybe.. 911 01:07:11,692 --> 01:07:15,679 maybe, you shouldn't do it - Uh.. Hello? Is Ralph in there? 912 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,912 I'd like to speak to him please 913 01:07:17,913 --> 01:07:20,125 - Look what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer 914 01:07:20,344 --> 01:07:24,059 What? why would you.. 915 01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:27,169 Wait a minute.. 916 01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:29,812 No. - Where did you get this? 917 01:07:30,161 --> 01:07:33,624 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you kid, I've been talking to King Candy.. 918 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:37,117 King Candy? You sold me out? - Yea 919 01:07:37,118 --> 01:07:39,268 No, I didn't.. Listen, you don't understand 920 01:07:39,349 --> 01:07:41,590 No I understand, plunny traitor! 921 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,194 I'm not a traitor, listen.. - You're a rat 922 01:07:44,229 --> 01:07:47,622 and I don't need you and I can win the race on my own 923 01:07:47,657 --> 01:07:51,336 But I'm trying to save your skin, kid - Put me down, let me go.. 924 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:54,546 No, you listen to me, you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching 925 01:07:54,581 --> 01:07:57,625 They're gonna think the game's broken - I don't care, you're a liar 926 01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:59,985 Yo, you better care because if your game goes out of order 927 01:08:00,021 --> 01:08:01,711 you go down with the ship later, thats true 928 01:08:01,712 --> 01:08:03,401 - I'm not listening to you, get out of my way 929 01:08:03,734 --> 01:08:06,134 I'm going to that race - No, you're not 930 01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:10,941 Take me down from here, Ralph... right now - No 931 01:08:11,370 --> 01:08:13,578 I'm doing this for your own good 932 01:08:15,468 --> 01:08:17,578 Wait, wait wait 933 01:08:18,081 --> 01:08:22,336 No.. no.. no no no no Please Ralph... 934 01:08:22,371 --> 01:08:25,567 No.... Stop it! ..Stop it... 935 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,765 No... 936 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,991 You really are a bad guy 937 01:09:21,389 --> 01:09:24,725 Hello, anybody home? 938 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:27,295 Felix.. Mary.. 939 01:09:27,321 --> 01:09:33,211 Well, you actually went and did it - Gene, where is everybody? 940 01:09:33,538 --> 01:09:38,316 They're gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn't come back 941 01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:40,898 Everyone panicked and abandon ship 942 01:09:40,933 --> 01:09:44,827 But.. but, I'm here now? - It's too late, Ralph 943 01:09:45,421 --> 01:09:47,786 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning 944 01:09:59,047 --> 01:10:03,293 But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word 945 01:10:03,421 --> 01:10:06,754 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. 946 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,446 Gene, wait, wait 947 01:10:12,055 --> 01:10:14,816 Listen, this is not what I wanted 948 01:10:14,907 --> 01:10:19,594 Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don't know.. I.. I just 949 01:10:22,513 --> 01:10:25,807 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage 950 01:10:26,849 --> 01:10:30,259 Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse 951 01:11:37,025 --> 01:11:40,368 Hey cough-drop, explain something to me 952 01:11:40,403 --> 01:11:42,925 If Vanellope was never meant to exist... 953 01:11:43,038 --> 01:11:46,014 then why is her picture on the side of the game console? 954 01:11:50,095 --> 01:11:53,930 What's going on in this candy coated hearted darkness? -Nothing... 955 01:11:53,965 --> 01:11:55,680 Talk.. - No I'll lick you.. 956 01:11:55,863 --> 01:11:57,225 You wouldn't - Oh yea? 957 01:11:58,971 --> 01:12:00,979 That's like sand-paper 958 01:12:01,537 --> 01:12:04,560 Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your centre? 959 01:12:04,595 --> 01:12:07,608 Well, say that to my grave.. - Fair enough! 960 01:12:10,829 --> 01:12:13,403 They call you Sour Bill for a reason 961 01:12:14,058 --> 01:12:17,551 Had it enough yet? - Okay okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. 962 01:12:17,586 --> 01:12:21,794 Vanellope was a racer until King Candy try to delete her code 963 01:12:21,829 --> 01:12:25,485 Try to delete her code? So, that's why she's a glitch 964 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,194 Why is he doing this to her? - I don't know. 965 01:12:28,229 --> 01:12:31,865 Suit yourself - No no no, I swear I don't know 966 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:35,822 He literally locked up our memory and I cannot remember 967 01:12:35,823 --> 01:12:38,850 Nobody can But, I do know this.. 968 01:12:38,885 --> 01:12:43,360 He'll do anything to keep her from racing because if she crosses the finish line... 969 01:12:43,529 --> 01:12:46,661 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore 970 01:12:46,697 --> 01:12:48,309 Where is she now? 971 01:12:48,310 --> 01:12:49,920 - In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix. - Felix?? 972 01:12:49,955 --> 01:12:52,411 I'm sorry, that's all I know that's all I know, I swear 973 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,831 No please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again 974 01:12:58,949 --> 01:13:03,625 Stick around - Yes, okay I will, I will.. thank you 975 01:13:07,222 --> 01:13:09,005 C'mon I know you're out there 976 01:13:10,201 --> 01:13:13,519 Saccharin saturated nightmare 977 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,531 Where? 978 01:13:34,847 --> 01:13:39,850 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly 979 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:46,522 Hello, hello... somebody? Anybody? 980 01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:49,155 Please let me out 981 01:13:49,988 --> 01:13:54,296 What is that.. what he says...? I'm gonna wreck it 982 01:13:57,533 --> 01:14:00,817 Why do I fix everything I touch? 983 01:14:04,596 --> 01:14:08,320 Felix - Ralph, I'm so glad to see you 984 01:14:08,882 --> 01:14:12,643 No, wait.. I'm not What do you have to say for yourself? 985 01:14:12,678 --> 01:14:15,811 Wait, I don't want to hear I'm not talking to you 986 01:14:15,846 --> 01:14:17,397 Okay, don't talk That's fine 987 01:14:17,432 --> 01:14:19,427 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto 988 01:14:19,527 --> 01:14:22,964 I don't have to do boo Forgive my potty mouth 989 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,995 I'm just so.. so crossed with you 990 01:14:26,361 --> 01:14:28,375 Do you have any idea what you put me through? 991 01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:31,314 I were in Hickelty pickelty all over creation looking 992 01:14:31,315 --> 01:14:34,218 for you, I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix 993 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:38,072 And then, I met the most dynamite gal 994 01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:41,845 Oh.. she gives me the honey glow, something aweful 995 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:47,161 But, she rebuff my affections And then, I got thrown in jail 996 01:14:47,196 --> 01:14:48,696 Felix, pull yourself together 997 01:14:48,731 --> 01:14:54,086 No, Ralph you don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal 998 01:14:54,460 --> 01:14:57,755 Yes, I do That's everyday in my life 999 01:14:58,386 --> 01:15:01,171 It is? - Which is why I ran off 1000 01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:03,373 I try to be a good guy but I'm not 1001 01:15:03,408 --> 01:15:06,386 Just a bad guy and I need your help 1002 01:15:06,421 --> 01:15:08,557 There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart 1003 01:15:08,592 --> 01:15:10,505 Please, Felix fix it 1004 01:15:10,933 --> 01:15:14,116 And I promise I will never try to be good again 1005 01:15:37,654 --> 01:15:40,220 I know, I know, I know I'm an idiot 1006 01:15:40,686 --> 01:15:43,927 And? - and a real Numbskull 1007 01:15:43,962 --> 01:15:46,933 And? - a selfish diaper baby. 1008 01:15:46,968 --> 01:15:51,351 And? - and.. a Stinkbrain. 1009 01:15:51,386 --> 01:15:54,537 The stinkiest brain ever 1010 01:16:16,696 --> 01:16:22,031 My sweet subjects, I came without a flinch of hesitation to show you 1011 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:25,016 that I have never been so happy in all my life 1012 01:16:25,051 --> 01:16:27,323 to say the following words 1013 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:31,234 Let the Random Roster Race commence 1014 01:16:47,767 --> 01:16:50,743 Okay, remember.. you don't have to win Just cross 1015 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:53,718 that finish line and you'll be a real racer 1016 01:16:53,806 --> 01:16:55,723 I'm already a real racer 1017 01:16:58,292 --> 01:17:00,544 And I'm gonna win 1018 01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,299 Power Up. 1019 01:17:32,847 --> 01:17:35,010 Oh.. A La Mode. 1020 01:17:38,707 --> 01:17:40,757 Sweet Seekers. 1021 01:17:40,912 --> 01:17:43,214 Have some candy 1022 01:18:00,770 --> 01:18:05,140 Behind you.. Infront of you.. 1023 01:18:12,049 --> 01:18:15,203 It's the glitch - The glitch 1024 01:18:15,239 --> 01:18:17,705 Light 'em up Candlehead 1025 01:18:20,454 --> 01:18:23,741 What's this? Cherry Bomb. 1026 01:18:30,407 --> 01:18:33,582 I told you You're just an accident waiting to happen 1027 01:18:51,069 --> 01:18:52,876 My candle... 1028 01:18:53,668 --> 01:18:56,429 Alright, gotta keep it under control 1029 01:18:56,491 --> 01:18:58,645 No more glitching 1030 01:18:59,342 --> 01:19:02,822 Okay kid, let's finish this thing without any more surprises 1031 01:19:03,717 --> 01:19:05,936 Hope you're happy jump-pile 1032 01:19:05,971 --> 01:19:08,953 This game is going down and it's all your fault 1033 01:19:08,988 --> 01:19:11,657 My lady, you came back - Canned it, Fix-It. 1034 01:19:11,811 --> 01:19:14,797 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied 1035 01:19:14,832 --> 01:19:18,075 No, it died in the taffy swamp believe me 1036 01:19:20,531 --> 01:19:23,020 You're wrong! 1037 01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:33,125 Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now.. 1038 01:19:33,247 --> 01:19:35,224 Move it let's go let's go 1039 01:19:45,142 --> 01:19:46,813 No 1040 01:20:27,535 --> 01:20:32,795 Get off of my track - hey, what are you crazy? 1041 01:20:33,394 --> 01:20:38,408 I forbid you to cross that finish line 1042 01:20:39,585 --> 01:20:42,202 Knock it out 1043 01:20:43,345 --> 01:20:47,788 Ralph, look - Kid... 1044 01:20:49,618 --> 01:20:54,451 No, Stop it. - Let me.. urgh!! - Not letting you undo all my hard work 1045 01:20:56,672 --> 01:20:58,797 Is that.... 1046 01:21:00,281 --> 01:21:02,783 No way.... 1047 01:21:03,652 --> 01:21:07,408 What the... Who are you?? - I'm Turbo 1048 01:21:07,447 --> 01:21:09,807 The greatest racer ever 1049 01:21:09,992 --> 01:21:13,071 And I did not reprogram this world to let you 1050 01:21:13,106 --> 01:21:17,897 and that holocust riddled warhock take it away from me 1051 01:21:19,449 --> 01:21:21,046 Turbotastic 1052 01:21:21,471 --> 01:21:24,136 End of the line, glitch 1053 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,469 Glitch. That's it 1054 01:21:27,569 --> 01:21:30,904 C'mon, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again... 1055 01:21:30,939 --> 01:21:35,692 But you're gonna do it one more time Just focus and concentrate 1056 01:21:35,727 --> 01:21:39,302 And.. Glitch. 1057 01:21:39,430 --> 01:21:41,839 No 1058 01:21:42,808 --> 01:21:47,606 Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it 1059 01:21:47,792 --> 01:21:50,041 No 1060 01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:58,370 Bring it home kid The finish line's wide open 1061 01:22:12,590 --> 01:22:15,161 No 1062 01:22:15,502 --> 01:22:17,072 Kid, kid are you okay? 1063 01:22:17,107 --> 01:22:19,453 I'm fine, I'm fine Let's finish this race 1064 01:22:24,313 --> 01:22:27,391 Oh my randd!! - Alright C'mon we gotta get out of here 1065 01:22:27,426 --> 01:22:31,057 But I didn't cross the finish line - There is no finish line 1066 01:22:31,782 --> 01:22:34,460 Move it or lose it people c'mon everybody out now 1067 01:22:36,774 --> 01:22:39,449 Ralph, it's not gonna work - We gotta try 1068 01:22:43,651 --> 01:22:45,949 Kid - Ralph I told you I can't leave the game 1069 01:22:46,516 --> 01:22:48,852 C'mon - Ralph, just stop 1070 01:22:49,643 --> 01:22:53,351 It's gotta work - Stop, it's no use 1071 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,283 It's okay, Ralph. 1072 01:23:05,677 --> 01:23:09,240 Alright Fix-It, that's everyone now we gotta blow up this exit 1073 01:23:11,757 --> 01:23:14,243 Just go, go without me 1074 01:23:15,057 --> 01:23:17,619 What about this game? - Nothing we can do about it 1075 01:23:17,654 --> 01:23:21,782 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters 1076 01:23:25,045 --> 01:23:28,799 Beacon.. stay with Felix 1077 01:23:29,237 --> 01:23:32,122 Let me borrow that thing lady - Ralph, where are you going? 1078 01:23:32,157 --> 01:23:34,258 I got some wrecking to do 1079 01:23:34,357 --> 01:23:37,088 I'll meet you at the finish line - No, wait 1080 01:23:37,123 --> 01:23:39,104 Fix-It, get behind me 1081 01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:00,383 One more.. 1082 01:24:02,664 --> 01:24:06,343 Welcome to the Boss Level - Turbo. 1083 01:24:07,137 --> 01:24:13,949 Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the Arcade 1084 01:24:14,363 --> 01:24:16,333 I can take over any game I want 1085 01:24:16,368 --> 01:24:20,773 I should thank you but.. it'd be more fun to kill you 1086 01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:25,074 Get back here little guy 1087 01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:35,472 Where do you think you're going? 1088 01:24:39,854 --> 01:24:42,072 I'm not through with you yet 1089 01:24:42,107 --> 01:24:44,290 Up we go - No 1090 01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:53,024 Fall back 1091 01:24:53,940 --> 01:24:56,433 Kid 1092 01:25:02,404 --> 01:25:04,593 Look at that, it's your little friend 1093 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:08,460 Let's watch her die together, shall we 1094 01:25:08,569 --> 01:25:10,536 No 1095 01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:15,623 It's game over for both of you - No 1096 01:25:16,181 --> 01:25:18,704 Just for me 1097 01:25:27,259 --> 01:25:30,266 I'm bad, and that's good 1098 01:25:30,943 --> 01:25:34,070 I will never be good and that's not bad 1099 01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:42,309 There's no one I'd rather be.. ..than me 1100 01:26:09,982 --> 01:26:14,031 Kid - Don't worry, I got it under control 1101 01:26:39,631 --> 01:26:43,958 Why are you going into the light... 1102 01:26:44,467 --> 01:26:49,889 No, no.. Yea. 1103 01:26:51,126 --> 01:26:54,834 Go into the light 1104 01:27:01,848 --> 01:27:06,696 Chocolate, it's chocolate I love chocolate 1105 01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:10,566 Beautiful chocolate 1106 01:27:11,312 --> 01:27:15,180 You did it, Ralph. Oh..Way to go brother 1107 01:27:21,292 --> 01:27:23,894 I'm... es.. 1108 01:27:29,382 --> 01:27:32,514 All fixed - You ready for this? 1109 01:27:32,549 --> 01:27:34,644 Ready as I'll ever be 1110 01:27:43,367 --> 01:27:46,242 Look at all the magic sparkles 1111 01:28:16,251 --> 01:28:18,657 Now, I remember 1112 01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:24,144 All hail, the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush. 1113 01:28:24,179 --> 01:28:26,414 Princess Vanellope. 1114 01:28:26,449 --> 01:28:29,242 I remember She's a princess 1115 01:28:29,277 --> 01:28:30,775 That's right 1116 01:28:30,776 --> 01:28:32,272 - We are so sorry about the way we treated you 1117 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,467 Ya, those were jokes.. 1118 01:28:33,502 --> 01:28:37,087 See, I was just doing what Taffyta told me to 1119 01:28:37,122 --> 01:28:42,026 Tat tat! as your merciful princess I hereby decree that 1120 01:28:42,162 --> 01:28:47,265 everyone who has ever mean to be shall be... 1121 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:49,887 ..executed - What? 1122 01:28:49,922 --> 01:28:52,269 No no no, please please - Oh my lamnd 1123 01:28:52,304 --> 01:28:54,775 Oh this place just got interesting 1124 01:28:55,157 --> 01:28:58,025 I don't wanna die - I'm just kidding 1125 01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,596 You are? - Stop crying, Taffyta. 1126 01:29:00,631 --> 01:29:02,976 I'm trying but.. it won't stop 1127 01:29:03,747 --> 01:29:06,806 Wow.. so this is the real you? 1128 01:29:07,577 --> 01:29:10,665 Princess.. - Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts? 1129 01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:16,173 C'mon, this isn't me This is me 1130 01:29:17,063 --> 01:29:21,023 Look, the code may say I'm a princess but, I know who I really am Ralph 1131 01:29:21,058 --> 01:29:24,459 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever 1132 01:29:24,494 --> 01:29:26,079 I was here I was there. 1133 01:29:26,114 --> 01:29:29,083 I was glitching through the wall I'm not giving that up 1134 01:29:29,741 --> 01:29:34,765 Pardon me for asking but, without a princess, who's gonna lead us? - Yea who? 1135 01:29:35,564 --> 01:29:41,019 Uh.. me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy 1136 01:29:41,054 --> 01:29:44,301 President Vanellope von Schweetz. 1137 01:29:44,351 --> 01:29:46,617 Has a nice ring to it don't you think? 1138 01:29:47,789 --> 01:29:49,944 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade's about to open. 1139 01:29:49,945 --> 01:29:52,099 Let's move 'em out 1140 01:29:59,616 --> 01:30:02,627 You know you could just stay here and live in the castle 1141 01:30:02,662 --> 01:30:05,405 You'd have your own wing where no one would 1142 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:08,459 ever complain about you or treat you bad ever again 1143 01:30:08,495 --> 01:30:10,638 You could be happy 1144 01:30:11,007 --> 01:30:13,153 I'm already happy 1145 01:30:13,188 --> 01:30:15,703 Got the coolest friend in the world 1146 01:30:15,972 --> 01:30:18,889 And besides, I've got a job to do too 1147 01:30:18,924 --> 01:30:22,218 May not be as fancy as being president... 1148 01:30:22,253 --> 01:30:25,617 but it's my duty And it's a big duty 1149 01:30:26,621 --> 01:30:28,836 Ralph, you coming brother? 1150 01:30:30,034 --> 01:30:32,845 See you later, president Fartfeathers. 1151 01:30:32,912 --> 01:30:36,466 Au revoir, admiral Underpants. 1152 01:30:36,649 --> 01:30:39,422 And farewell, bareness Boogerface. 1153 01:30:39,457 --> 01:30:41,808 Goodbye, major Bodyodour. 1154 01:30:41,841 --> 01:30:44,324 Hasta la vista. 1155 01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:46,792 Ralph.. - Alright, to be continued 1156 01:31:01,071 --> 01:31:03,446 I'm gonna wreck it 1157 01:31:04,334 --> 01:31:07,541 Hey, Ralph's back Isn't it great? 1158 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:11,941 The game's all here - So, I'm happy to report... 1159 01:31:12,151 --> 01:31:16,571 and you'll be happy to hear I'm taking life one game at a time 1160 01:31:18,204 --> 01:31:20,625 First, the job hasn't change 1161 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:25,244 But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me 1162 01:31:25,530 --> 01:31:29,127 And you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game 1163 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:31,817 So here's what we did - We're going to wreck it! 1164 01:31:31,852 --> 01:31:34,494 We ask them to help us out in the bonus level 1165 01:31:34,883 --> 01:31:36,400 We can fix it! 1166 01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:39,968 I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years 1167 01:31:40,003 --> 01:31:44,657 It's crazy The gamers say we're Retro 1168 01:31:44,692 --> 01:31:47,237 which... It means... Old.. but Cool 1169 01:31:47,272 --> 01:31:48,566 How come I never noticed this game 1170 01:31:48,601 --> 01:31:52,109 Oh and I decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good 1171 01:31:52,144 --> 01:31:56,821 So, I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too 1172 01:31:57,420 --> 01:32:00,535 Well, with a little help from Felix 1173 01:32:00,570 --> 01:32:03,977 Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding? 1174 01:32:04,012 --> 01:32:07,206 That's right my friend Old ham hands himself 1175 01:32:07,430 --> 01:32:10,786 Very elegant affair, should've seen her, lot of grandeur. 1176 01:32:10,821 --> 01:32:13,143 And not a single bug 1177 01:32:16,435 --> 01:32:20,227 And let's just say some tears were shed. 1178 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:25,296 But I gotta say, the best part of my day... 1179 01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:27,537 is when I get thrown off the roof... 1180 01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:31,277 because when the Nicelanders lift me up.. 1181 01:32:31,901 --> 01:32:34,453 I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush 1182 01:32:34,983 --> 01:32:37,207 And I can see Vanellope racing 1183 01:32:41,071 --> 01:32:42,774 The kid's a natural.. 1184 01:32:42,975 --> 01:32:46,024 And the players love her glitch and all 1185 01:32:46,222 --> 01:32:48,218 Just like I knew they would 1186 01:32:49,206 --> 01:32:53,287 Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy 1187 01:32:54,157 --> 01:32:56,946 Cause, if that little kid likes me... 1188 01:32:59,907 --> 01:33:02,250 How bad can I be? 1189 01:33:07,036 --> 01:33:12,548 Sub by: maXeer ~~ MC ~~