1 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:21,045 Donna: Every story starts somewhere. 2 00:00:21,011 --> 00:00:25,209 And mine begins in a small town called silver springs, nevada. 3 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:29,131 My mother was an ex-show girl. 4 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:31,269 Emphasis on the "ex." 5 00:00:32,371 --> 00:00:34,362 There's my father. 6 00:00:34,356 --> 00:00:35,789 He came by for the beer. 7 00:00:35,795 --> 00:00:38,992 Whoa. Oh, my god. Look at this. 8 00:00:38,932 --> 00:00:42,026 Oh, my god! 9 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:44,406 Happy birthday, donna 10 00:00:44,372 --> 00:00:45,464 whoa, whoa 11 00:00:45,492 --> 00:00:47,824 I didn't get to blow out my candles. 12 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,163 But I do remember my wish. 13 00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:52,396 That I could get as far away 14 00:00:52,372 --> 00:00:55,034 from silver springs as possible. 15 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:14,365 Well, that didn't happen. 16 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,655 Come on, sweetie. 17 00:01:16,884 --> 00:01:19,375 My mom, always optimistic, 18 00:01:19,348 --> 00:01:21,316 was on her fourth husband, pete. 19 00:01:21,301 --> 00:01:23,895 Come on, baby. Come on. 20 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:26,960 Rodne y: Ugh. What happened? 21 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:29,194 Rodney. His son. 22 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,300 No need for dna testing on that one. 23 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,157 I still had my mind on a different life 24 00:01:36,116 --> 00:01:38,380 beyond silver springs. 25 00:01:38,356 --> 00:01:41,416 Then I met tommy, the high school quarterback. 26 00:01:41,365 --> 00:01:43,026 Boy, was he a great kisser. 27 00:01:43,028 --> 00:01:45,724 Together, I knew we were going places. 28 00:01:45,685 --> 00:01:48,586 He went as far as assistant manager at big lots 29 00:01:48,532 --> 00:01:51,626 and used his pull to get me a job in the luggage department. 30 00:01:51,572 --> 00:01:54,871 This is the best bag money can buy. Bar none. 31 00:01:54,804 --> 00:01:58,171 You've got the nylon twill with dupont protective coating. 32 00:01:58,101 --> 00:02:00,160 This is the bag you use when you fly? 33 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,981 Well... 34 00:02:01,972 --> 00:02:05,032 i've actually never been on an airplane, 35 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:07,449 but if I ever get to go on one, 36 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:10,849 this thing is gonna follow me around like my own little dog. 37 00:02:10,773 --> 00:02:12,673 My birthday came, 38 00:02:12,661 --> 00:02:15,027 and I didn't have to make the same old wish. 39 00:02:14,997 --> 00:02:17,227 Tommy and I had found our way out. 40 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:20,457 Hey. I caught you. 41 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:21,927 Donna. Hey. 42 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,102 I thought you didn't get off till 8:00. 43 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:26,680 I got becky to cover for me. 44 00:02:27,766 --> 00:02:29,097 Oh. 45 00:02:31,381 --> 00:02:32,746 Oh! 46 00:02:32,758 --> 00:02:34,089 Now that you're here... 47 00:02:34,102 --> 00:02:35,694 let me have the card. 48 00:02:35,701 --> 00:02:37,191 No, no. It's silly. 49 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:40,107 Just forget about it. It's actually kind of corny. 50 00:02:40,053 --> 00:02:42,317 Hey, I brought that dress that you like. 51 00:02:42,294 --> 00:02:43,727 Want to watch me change? 52 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:45,724 - No, hey, donna. - Ah! 53 00:02:45,718 --> 00:02:46,514 Don't read that. 54 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:49,348 Come on. I like things that are corny. 55 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:57,048 You're breaking up with me? 56 00:02:57,014 --> 00:02:58,709 In a birthday card? 57 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:01,130 Why? 58 00:03:01,142 --> 00:03:03,440 Well, they don't make breaking-up cards. 59 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:05,348 [Gasps] I thought that... 60 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:07,268 we had plans. 61 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,882 [Sighs, groans] 62 00:03:11,735 --> 00:03:13,930 Donna, don't take this the wrong way. 63 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:16,344 I decided to take somebody else to tucson. 64 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:17,572 Somebody else? 65 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:18,955 Yeah. 66 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:22,845 Linda from lawn chairs. 67 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:25,434 Actually, it's brenda in barbecues. 68 00:03:25,975 --> 00:03:28,341 Look, donna, you're a great girl. 69 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:29,744 Really, you are. 70 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,982 But with this promotion and transfer to tucson, 71 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,149 I just need to shake things up a bit. 72 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,958 Business is business. 73 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,181 Come on, donna. Face it. 74 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:41,457 You're a small-town girl. 75 00:03:41,431 --> 00:03:44,025 You belong here. 76 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,221 Announcer: We're back with more "pure oxygen," 77 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,564 talking to sally weston. 78 00:03:47,574 --> 00:03:48,836 Can you tell our viewers 79 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:51,050 the moment you decided to change your life? 80 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,658 I left my job at big lots 81 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:55,154 and thought about becoming an alcoholic. 82 00:03:56,055 --> 00:03:57,386 Just kidding. 83 00:03:58,295 --> 00:03:59,455 [Sighs] 84 00:04:01,591 --> 00:04:03,354 But then something happened. 85 00:04:03,351 --> 00:04:05,842 There I was with garbage in front of me. 86 00:04:05,814 --> 00:04:07,441 The worst moment of my life. 87 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,348 I thought, "what am I gonna do?" 88 00:04:09,335 --> 00:04:11,326 For a second I was real scared. 89 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,118 Since I was a girl, all I heard from people was, 90 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:16,801 "you are nothing. Nothing is what you deserve." 91 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,694 But that night something clicked. 92 00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:21,739 And I just knew I was worth something. 93 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:23,622 From a little girl in west texas 94 00:04:23,607 --> 00:04:25,598 to the world's most famous flight attendant. 95 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:28,685 Author of "my life in the sky." Can we get a shot of that? 96 00:04:28,631 --> 00:04:29,757 Motivational speaker. 97 00:04:29,783 --> 00:04:31,683 I'm curious. Why'd you pick flying? 98 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:34,698 No matter how much I love that sleepy little town, 99 00:04:34,647 --> 00:04:36,945 none of my dreams were waiting down there. 100 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,582 They were waiting up there. 101 00:04:39,544 --> 00:04:43,503 And frankly, people, no matter where you're from, 102 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,613 no matter who people think you are, 103 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,487 you can be whatever you want. 104 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,940 But you got to start right now. 105 00:04:51,928 --> 00:04:53,555 Right this second, in fact. 106 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,959 But how? 107 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,778 You should start by buying my book. 108 00:04:57,753 --> 00:04:59,812 I agree. But you can't have my copy. 109 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:01,530 "My life in the sky." 110 00:05:01,528 --> 00:05:03,860 We'll be right back with more "pure oxygen." 111 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:19,023 [Tires screech] 112 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,704 I took sally's advice. 113 00:05:24,696 --> 00:05:28,325 Sure, sierra airlines wasn't the biggest and the best. 114 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:31,082 It was the smallest and the absolute worst. 115 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:33,661 But everybody has to start somewhere. 116 00:05:34,841 --> 00:05:37,537 Donna, why do you want to be a stewardess? 117 00:05:37,497 --> 00:05:40,591 Well, for all the travel opportunities. 118 00:05:40,537 --> 00:05:41,834 And for the excitement. 119 00:05:41,849 --> 00:05:45,410 We're a budget airline. We fly from laughlin to fresno. 120 00:05:45,337 --> 00:05:47,601 Once a week to bakersfield. 121 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,375 We got five planes. We fly gamblers and drunks. 122 00:05:52,281 --> 00:05:54,215 Right. 123 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,794 I want to provide those gamblers and drunks 124 00:05:56,762 --> 00:05:59,287 with the best service in the sky. 125 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,332 You're gonna love the uniform. 126 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,162 Our motto is "big hair, short skirts, 127 00:06:05,113 --> 00:06:07,604 and service with a smile." 128 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:11,668 Sir, please fasten your seat belt. 129 00:06:11,641 --> 00:06:13,404 [Toilet flushes] 130 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:18,197 You nervous? 131 00:06:21,978 --> 00:06:23,343 I'm sherry. 132 00:06:23,353 --> 00:06:24,877 Donna. 133 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:26,357 Welcome to sierra. 134 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:37,297 As much as you can today, sweetie, just stick by me. 135 00:06:37,242 --> 00:06:40,609 I hear we're full, but it's a piece of cake. 136 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:41,630 Okay. 137 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:55,430 Okay, the overhead bins are closed and the cabin is secure. 138 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:57,117 Good job. I'll do the safety. 139 00:06:57,113 --> 00:06:58,944 Go tell the captain we're ready. 140 00:06:58,939 --> 00:07:00,463 Okay. 141 00:07:03,898 --> 00:07:07,299 Welcome aboard sierra airlines flight 312 to fresno. 142 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,126 There are three emergency exits. 143 00:07:09,115 --> 00:07:11,174 Captain, we are... 144 00:07:11,162 --> 00:07:13,027 [snoring] 145 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:14,349 Captain? 146 00:07:15,162 --> 00:07:16,390 Is he all right? 147 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:18,037 Don't worry about him. 148 00:07:20,826 --> 00:07:22,384 He'll be fine. 149 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:25,159 I'll poke him with a stick, and he'll get at it. 150 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,643 If not, i'll give him his blanky and... 151 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,498 take matters into my own hands. 152 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,083 Steve. Steve bench. 153 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,066 Call me copilot steve. 154 00:07:34,075 --> 00:07:36,407 I'm donna jensen. 155 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:38,745 I'm a trainee. 156 00:07:38,715 --> 00:07:39,943 You nervous, donna? 157 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:41,959 Nah. 158 00:07:42,779 --> 00:07:44,872 Well, yeah. A little bit. 159 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:45,517 Well, don't worry. 160 00:07:45,563 --> 00:07:49,465 I've had only two near-misses and a couple of minor crashes. 161 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:52,771 I chalk it up to experience, and i'm feeling better about it. 162 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:54,942 I'm joking. 163 00:07:56,731 --> 00:07:57,993 I knew that. 164 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:02,414 If there's anything I can do, you come up here. Okay? 165 00:08:13,307 --> 00:08:15,298 Put your hands on your knees. 166 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,283 They don't want them flailing about if we crash. 167 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:20,726 I'm gonna teach you 168 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,430 all about lovin' 169 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:25,720 sit yourself down and take a seat 170 00:08:25,692 --> 00:08:27,956 all you gotta do is repeat after me 171 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:29,832 a-b-c 172 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:31,980 easy as 1-2-3 173 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:34,261 as simple as do-re-mi 174 00:08:34,235 --> 00:08:35,463 a-b-c 175 00:08:35,483 --> 00:08:38,919 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl 176 00:08:38,845 --> 00:08:40,870 it's just like a roller coaster. 177 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,107 You ever been on a plane before? 178 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:46,083 Well, yeah. 179 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:47,337 I mean, you know. 180 00:08:47,356 --> 00:08:50,052 Sometimes it helps if you don't look down. 181 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:53,641 [Breathing heavily] I'm doing great. 182 00:08:54,716 --> 00:08:56,445 [Whirring loudly] 183 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:57,843 Shit! 184 00:08:57,853 --> 00:09:00,413 - It's just the wheels. - We lost the wheels? 185 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,075 No, donna. Relax. 186 00:09:02,077 --> 00:09:04,102 [Breathing heavily] I am relaxed! 187 00:09:04,092 --> 00:09:05,081 [Whimpers] 188 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,604 Oh! Oh! 189 00:09:07,612 --> 00:09:08,772 We're gonna crash! 190 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,889 Oh, my god! We're gonna crash! 191 00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:13,037 - Come back here! - We're gonna crash! 192 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,545 We're gonna crash! 193 00:09:16,701 --> 00:09:18,191 [Screams] 194 00:09:18,204 --> 00:09:19,466 Man: Sit down! 195 00:09:19,484 --> 00:09:22,146 [Screaming continues] 196 00:09:23,836 --> 00:09:26,600 Sherry: Thank you. Fly with us again. 197 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,095 - Enjoy the sights. - Thanks. 198 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:48,275 How you doing? 199 00:09:48,252 --> 00:09:50,584 I was terrible. 200 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,754 I couldn't walk. I spilled the coffee. 201 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,389 I totally freaked out the passengers. 202 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,874 It wasn't exactly a frozen lake up there. 203 00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:03,010 Turbulence is tough. You'll get the hang of it. 204 00:10:02,909 --> 00:10:04,137 Am I gonna get fired? 205 00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:06,887 - I'm gonna get fired. - Nobody's getting fired. 206 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:09,109 Really. You're gonna be a pro. 207 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,849 You're going places. 208 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,764 You think? 209 00:10:12,797 --> 00:10:16,233 I'm a pilot. It's my job to know where people are going. 210 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,282 One for you. 211 00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:30,717 Put your seat in the upright position. 212 00:10:33,246 --> 00:10:35,714 Ma'am, would you put your tray table up? 213 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:39,607 To fasten your seat belt, insert the metal fitting. 214 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:43,714 Before long, I was flying full-speed ahead. 215 00:10:43,614 --> 00:10:46,674 I even got my own trainee. Christine. 216 00:10:46,622 --> 00:10:48,283 There wasn't a lot to do on weekends. 217 00:10:48,286 --> 00:10:50,277 There was always tanning at lake havasu. 218 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:53,398 I can't believe your boyfriend owns this whole houseboat. 219 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,640 If you don't marry him, I am gonna kill you. 220 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:59,015 First of all, sweetie, herb ain't asked me. 221 00:10:58,942 --> 00:11:00,876 Oh, my god! 222 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:01,829 What's wrong? 223 00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:03,651 [Laughs] My clasp broke. 224 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:07,343 There's some safety pins in a shoebox in the bedroom closet. 225 00:11:07,262 --> 00:11:08,854 Christine: Go topless. 226 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,057 You are a very bad influence on me. 227 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,734 Thank you. 228 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,773 [Horn honks] 229 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,517 [Horn honking] 230 00:11:21,503 --> 00:11:24,529 Sherry: Mmm-mmm. Lake patrol at 2:00. 231 00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:28,448 Hey, sherry. Herb around? 232 00:11:28,415 --> 00:11:30,007 Don't know. Might be inside. 233 00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:32,142 What'd he do? Take a leak in the lake? 234 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:35,254 The guy ran off with my flare gun and never returned it. 235 00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:38,430 Well, you have my permission to teach that man a lesson. 236 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,994 [Chuckles] 237 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:44,137 Oh, ted, this is christine. 238 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,632 It's a pleasure to meet you. 239 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:50,787 Hey, let me know if you need any backup. 240 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:53,713 I might take you up on that. 241 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,492 [Clattering] 242 00:12:05,247 --> 00:12:07,875 - [Grunts] freeze! - [Screams] 243 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,307 I am so sorry. 244 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,472 I thought you were herb. 245 00:12:11,455 --> 00:12:13,047 Do I look like a herb? 246 00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:15,800 No, ma'am. You look nothing like a herb. 247 00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:17,072 I'd appreciate it 248 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,818 if you could find it in your heart to forgive me. 249 00:12:19,775 --> 00:12:21,299 It's all right. 250 00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,177 Who are you, anyway? 251 00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:25,033 I'm no one. I mean i'm ted. 252 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:26,183 My name's ted. 253 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:30,167 Well, ted, i'm donna. You can uncover your eyes now. 254 00:12:30,079 --> 00:12:32,809 It's nice to meet you, donna. 255 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:36,397 My clasp broke. I was looking for a safety pin. 256 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,084 Don't move. Help is on the way. 257 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,769 Clasp, huh? 258 00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,946 What are you gonna do with those? 259 00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:49,426 Turn, please. 260 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,169 [Whistles] 261 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,479 Okay. 262 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,921 You new around here? 263 00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:01,986 Yeah. 264 00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:04,143 I work with sherry down at sierra. 265 00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,187 Oh. 266 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,206 Uh-huh. 267 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,175 Okay. All set. 268 00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,365 Thank you. 269 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:13,189 It was the least I can do. 270 00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:16,176 Being that you're new around here, I have to tell you 271 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,858 that it is my official duty to give all newcomers 272 00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:21,877 a special guided tour on my boat. 273 00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,432 - Oops. - Oops. There you go. 274 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:28,186 Hey. 275 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:31,038 You mind if I come with? 276 00:13:33,217 --> 00:13:35,082 Okay, sure. Yeah. 277 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:48,139 Suddenly you're in this fight alone 278 00:13:50,945 --> 00:13:52,742 [engine roaring] 279 00:13:52,737 --> 00:13:54,602 - Whoa! - Whoa! 280 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,718 And the night's the hardest time 281 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:05,169 when the doubts run through your mind 282 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:09,892 'cause suddenly you find yourself 283 00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:13,045 [engine shuts off] 284 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:15,634 Beautiful, huh? 285 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,584 Thank you. 286 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,629 It really is. 287 00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:22,415 Ted, would you oil my back? 288 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:25,567 Okay. Yeah. 289 00:14:26,562 --> 00:14:28,257 - Thank you. - Sure. 290 00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:32,978 So, how'd you become an officer of the law? 291 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:34,830 Oh, i'm not. 292 00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:36,650 I'm a student. A law student. 293 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,271 Or I was. At ohio state. 294 00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,099 My family's from cleveland. 295 00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,422 Was? 296 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,766 Yeah, I quit my final semester. 297 00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:47,366 And then I went bumming around for a few months. 298 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,264 And now i'm here for a while. 299 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:51,219 Yeah, I quit high school. 300 00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:54,466 Would you do my shoulders for me? 301 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,526 Why'd you quit? 302 00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:59,165 - Well, I was... - I don't... 303 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,041 everything was on track. 304 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:05,019 I was on my way to being a big-shot attorney. 305 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,863 I had a hot law firm all lined up. 306 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,978 And then I thought, "what am I doing? 307 00:15:09,923 --> 00:15:11,185 Is this what I want?" 308 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,797 My whole life was over before it had begun. 309 00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:15,025 I wanted to travel. 310 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,638 I wanted to see the world. Eat, drink, enjoy myself. 311 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:20,793 And then I had this crazy idea 312 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:26,037 that I would look for the thing that would make me most happy. 313 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,294 Would you mind if I saw you next weekend? 314 00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:39,035 - No, I swear, they do! - [Women giggling] 315 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,675 Can you believe we had to refuel here? 316 00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:44,160 I mean, where are we? Bedrock? 317 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:46,531 - What was the bathroom like? - Awful. 318 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,559 - I love that lipstick. - Chanel. 319 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,811 Remind me. As soon as we get to new york... 320 00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,550 I have to go straight to vuitton. 321 00:15:52,547 --> 00:15:55,072 - Are those new earrings? - The guy in rome. 322 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:58,103 The guy in london. Thank god we're out of here. 323 00:15:58,051 --> 00:16:00,144 I think I need to take a flea dip. 324 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,462 [Laughter] 325 00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:13,552 We better go. 326 00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:18,719 Don't forget you wanted to go to the gift shop 327 00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:19,591 and get a toblerone. 328 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,383 Right. 329 00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:28,936 You know what? 330 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:30,159 What? 331 00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:32,113 We are as good as they are. 332 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:33,225 - We are? - We are? 333 00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:35,049 We don't have to spend our lives 334 00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:37,569 working at sierra for some weaselly ex-bookie. 335 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,031 You know, I once worked for pan am. 336 00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:41,869 Three whole months. 337 00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:44,293 Uniforms were natural fiber. 338 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,386 What happened? 339 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:46,811 They went bust. 340 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,720 So you started working for sierra? 341 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,234 I needed a job. Nobody else was hiring. 342 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:52,932 Well, they're hiring now. 343 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,285 Royalty airlines job fair. 344 00:16:58,276 --> 00:17:02,178 This weekend at the marriot hotel in san francisco. 345 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:07,210 You guys, this could be so good. 346 00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:08,802 Who's in? 347 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:13,856 Oh, oh 348 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,124 livin' on a prayer 349 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,568 take my hand 350 00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:20,041 we can make it, I swear 351 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,596 oh, oh 352 00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,972 livin' on a prayer 353 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:27,706 ohhh, we're halfway there 354 00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,111 oh, oh 355 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,116 livin' on a prayer 356 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,941 take my hand 357 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:35,026 we'll make it, I swear 358 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,674 oh, oh 359 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,237 livin' on a prayer 360 00:17:44,389 --> 00:17:46,050 woman: This is our brochure. 361 00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:48,851 If you have any questions, feel free to ask. 362 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:52,434 "No person may serve as a flight attendant 363 00:17:52,357 --> 00:17:54,348 unless that person has demonstrated 364 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:56,333 to the pilot in command 365 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,727 familiarity with the necessary functions 366 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:02,248 to be performed in..." oh, my god. 367 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,205 You dot your i's with little hearts? 368 00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:05,529 That's so cute. 369 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,943 Yeah, well, it's my trademark. 370 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,565 That and my hickeys. 371 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:14,177 Well, a girl's got to have a skill. 372 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:18,143 I was excited to be interviewed by the legendary john whitney. 373 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:20,318 He had been with royalty a long time. 374 00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:22,376 Hi. 375 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,100 I'm john whitney. 376 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,644 Maybe a little too long. 377 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,995 This one. 378 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:31,101 Head of the royalty flight- attendant trainee program. 379 00:18:31,045 --> 00:18:35,141 Tell me, why do you want to work for royalty airlines? 380 00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:39,536 I believe that I have a lot to offer your airline. 381 00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:42,090 Because the planes are... 382 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,489 they're so much bigger. 383 00:18:44,935 --> 00:18:47,335 Oh. My gum. 384 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:50,739 Why do you want to work for royalty airlines? 385 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,357 Oh, well... 386 00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:54,849 [chuckles] I've got a lot of answers. 387 00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:56,881 I just got to think of the right one. 388 00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:59,635 Take your time. Collect. Gather. Go. 389 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,353 Because i'm organized and efficient. 390 00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:04,905 I worked for sierra airlines, you know. 391 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,304 I put that down there. 392 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,067 Yeah, right above hooters. 393 00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:10,154 Hooters. 394 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,275 Right. Oh, yes. 395 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,636 If there is a task, I will not stop 396 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,167 until I have completed it perfectly. 397 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:17,567 Did I say "organized"? 398 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:19,372 - Got a question for you. - Okay. 399 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,461 What's your tolerance level for pain? 400 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:23,897 Physical pain. 401 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:27,107 Like, sexual pain? 402 00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:29,241 Would you consider yourself a people person? 403 00:19:29,223 --> 00:19:31,054 Oh, definitely. Big people person. 404 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,208 - Not just big people. - Not just giants. 405 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,282 - You got it. - Okay. 406 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:38,247 To learn and to follow through with all the tasks. 407 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:40,015 I'm just gonna say a few words. 408 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:40,996 - Okay. - Okay. 409 00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:42,498 Didgeridoo. 410 00:19:42,502 --> 00:19:43,935 Scooby doo-doo. 411 00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,411 Tectonic plates. 412 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,782 Tectonic plates. 413 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,740 Dishware. 414 00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,540 - Do you handle surprises well? - [Both laugh] 415 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:53,156 Do you handle surprises well? 416 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,457 [Both laugh] 417 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:56,864 I scared you, didn't I? 418 00:19:56,871 --> 00:19:58,338 No, no. 419 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:01,438 It has always been my dream to work for the best. 420 00:20:01,382 --> 00:20:03,646 And I think you guys are the best. 421 00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:05,751 That's just terrific. 422 00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:08,533 You're terrific, how about? 423 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,373 No. This one. 424 00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:14,944 It's called strabismus. 425 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:18,820 There's no business like "strobusiness." 426 00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:20,320 I get to make jokes. 427 00:20:22,312 --> 00:20:24,746 Does anything frighten you? 428 00:20:24,712 --> 00:20:26,407 Oh, you mean the eye? 429 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:30,803 I didn't notice. 430 00:20:37,064 --> 00:20:38,588 Oh, my god. 431 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,431 You're kidding. 432 00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:43,086 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 433 00:20:43,048 --> 00:20:45,073 But this is so unfair. 434 00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:48,090 You're a better flight attendant than we'll ever be. 435 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,371 I'll be fine. 436 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:52,910 I been thinking about quitting anyway. 437 00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:57,465 I'm sure gonna miss you guys. 438 00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,609 We're gonna miss you, too. 439 00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:05,034 Study hard. And make me proud. 440 00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:11,586 Congratulations to donna jensen. 441 00:21:11,592 --> 00:21:14,686 Getting into the royalty learning center. 442 00:21:17,512 --> 00:21:20,777 [Sighs] I'm nervous. 443 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,578 People say it's really hard. 444 00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:25,299 A lot of people don't make it past the first two weeks. 445 00:21:25,258 --> 00:21:26,987 I don't want to be one of them. 446 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,076 Are you kidding me? 447 00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:30,005 They would have never picked you 448 00:21:29,993 --> 00:21:32,120 unless they thought you could handle it. 449 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,869 You're smart. You're beautiful. You're charming. 450 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:36,156 You're gonna do great. 451 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,102 Wow! 452 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,529 You give one hell of a pep talk. 453 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:43,332 I got a lot of that back home. My parents are big cheerleaders. 454 00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:46,769 Sally always says that the greatest asset somebody can have 455 00:21:46,697 --> 00:21:49,063 is having people who believe in them. 456 00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,831 Who's sally? Your aunt? 457 00:21:50,824 --> 00:21:52,951 She's kind of like a friend. 458 00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:56,270 [Donna laughing] 459 00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:57,789 - Oh. - Yeah. 460 00:21:57,801 --> 00:22:01,066 Oh, you know, we're gonna have a little goodbye party 461 00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:03,231 friday night from 7:00 to whenever. 462 00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:04,733 Oh, yeah. 463 00:22:04,746 --> 00:22:07,977 Well, i'm probably not gonna make it. 464 00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:10,395 Why not? 465 00:22:10,409 --> 00:22:13,537 I can be happy for you that you're leaving for an hour. 466 00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:16,780 But 7:00 till whenever, the smile won't last. 467 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:20,343 Yeah, our timing is kind of terrible, huh? 468 00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:23,565 I had a really good time, and I was hoping you'd be a jerk 469 00:22:23,498 --> 00:22:27,525 so I wouldn't feel like I was missing out by moving to texas. 470 00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:32,709 Well, i'm parked out there. 471 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,584 Yeah, i'm... 472 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,502 right. 473 00:22:35,531 --> 00:22:36,828 So... 474 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,585 [sighs] 475 00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:48,234 The only kiss we got here is a goodbye kiss, 476 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:52,266 which, as kisses go, not my favorite. 477 00:22:55,562 --> 00:22:57,291 So... [clears throat] 478 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,147 - Goodbye, donna jensen. - Bye. 479 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,461 Good luck in school. 480 00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:03,532 Oh, thank you. 481 00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:05,554 Don't run with scissors. 482 00:23:11,946 --> 00:23:14,176 Why can't all choices be simple? 483 00:23:14,154 --> 00:23:16,315 Why can't they all be window or aisle? 484 00:23:16,298 --> 00:23:17,492 Coffee or tea? 485 00:23:17,515 --> 00:23:19,949 Not career or romance. 486 00:23:19,914 --> 00:23:21,882 John: B. That's a fun one. 487 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,425 Now take off. [Laughs] 488 00:23:24,714 --> 00:23:26,705 - Hi. - Hi. 489 00:23:26,699 --> 00:23:27,893 I'm john whitney. 490 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,783 Head of the royalty flight- attendant trainee program. 491 00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:33,062 Welcome and congratulations, dana. 492 00:23:33,035 --> 00:23:34,662 It's donna. 493 00:23:35,179 --> 00:23:36,203 Sure. Okay. 494 00:23:36,235 --> 00:23:37,497 Good to see you, mary. 495 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,007 It's christine, actually. 496 00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:41,913 Sure. Okay. Great. 497 00:23:41,899 --> 00:23:45,198 What we have here is your royalty airlines amenities kit 498 00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:48,157 containing airport codes and regulation manuals, 499 00:23:48,107 --> 00:23:51,008 your registration packet, campus rules, 500 00:23:50,956 --> 00:23:53,720 and information about our mentor program. 501 00:23:53,675 --> 00:23:54,767 Yeah. 502 00:23:54,795 --> 00:23:58,731 You two will be staying in dorm c. 503 00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:01,571 That's a fun one. Yeah. Questions? 504 00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:03,905 None. Good. 505 00:24:03,914 --> 00:24:05,609 All right. Take off. 506 00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:12,748 - Hi. - Hi, cindy. 507 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,042 - Oh, my god. - Janette. 508 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,118 Sure. Okay. 509 00:24:15,148 --> 00:24:17,673 Sally weston is a mentor? 510 00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:19,009 Sally weston! 511 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,943 So, who is this sally weston person, anyway? 512 00:24:23,788 --> 00:24:26,416 Who is sally weston? 513 00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:31,733 Only the author of "my life in the sky." 514 00:24:31,628 --> 00:24:33,027 Hmm. 515 00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:36,369 Sally weston represents an ideal 516 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,030 of poise and beauty and accomplishment 517 00:24:38,988 --> 00:24:41,957 that every flight attendant should strive to achieve. 518 00:24:44,173 --> 00:24:46,164 Oh, I like her hair. 519 00:24:46,156 --> 00:24:49,125 [Telephone rings] 520 00:24:49,068 --> 00:24:50,592 Hello? 521 00:24:50,604 --> 00:24:51,901 Yes, this is she. 522 00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:54,942 We'd love to. 523 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,433 Oh, my god. 524 00:25:07,181 --> 00:25:13,381 Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? 525 00:25:13,197 --> 00:25:18,464 Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? 526 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,775 We could float among the stars together 527 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:23,701 you and i 528 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:30,326 for we can fly 529 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,286 up-up and away 530 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,432 howdy! Welcome aboard! 531 00:25:35,373 --> 00:25:37,238 All: Howdy! 532 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:38,356 More white wine, girls? 533 00:25:38,381 --> 00:25:39,973 All: Yes, please. 534 00:25:39,981 --> 00:25:42,381 Oh, i'm sorry. How about you, randy? 535 00:25:42,349 --> 00:25:44,817 Just consider me one of the girls, mr. W. 536 00:25:44,781 --> 00:25:47,750 This is a really big house you have, mrs. Weston. 537 00:25:47,694 --> 00:25:49,093 Thank you. Jack built it. 538 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:51,797 Along with the rest of rancho esmeralda community. 539 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,693 - The whole thing? - With my bare hands. 540 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:55,832 How did you all meet? 541 00:25:55,853 --> 00:25:58,344 Oh, that is a cute story. 542 00:25:58,317 --> 00:26:02,686 Jack was flying to maui to build the kaanapali towers resort. 543 00:26:02,574 --> 00:26:04,940 I was serving him. This was first-class. 544 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:08,369 He must have pushed that call button 20 times. 545 00:26:08,302 --> 00:26:11,897 "More warm nuts. More warm nuts." 546 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:15,087 No man alive could eat that many warm nuts. 547 00:26:15,022 --> 00:26:17,582 So then, when I saw this huge pile 548 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:20,917 of warm nuts under his seat, it hit me. 549 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,712 It wasn't the nuts he wanted. It was me! 550 00:26:23,663 --> 00:26:25,358 All: Oh! 551 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:29,318 Where have you been all my life, mr. Man? 552 00:26:29,262 --> 00:26:32,459 What was it like, mrs. Weston, when you started flying? 553 00:26:32,398 --> 00:26:34,025 Sally, please. 554 00:26:34,030 --> 00:26:35,588 Oh, it was wonderful. 555 00:26:35,598 --> 00:26:37,429 The exotic cities. 556 00:26:37,422 --> 00:26:40,721 Yeah, I hear all those europe guys are uncircumcised. 557 00:26:40,654 --> 00:26:42,645 Nope. Not all. 558 00:26:43,406 --> 00:26:47,934 So, is it difficult to get those international routes? 559 00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:50,588 - You have to have seniority. - Should I apply now? 560 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,477 And even then, you have to speak several languages 561 00:26:53,423 --> 00:26:55,357 and serve impeccably. 562 00:26:55,342 --> 00:26:58,436 Oh, but it was worth it. It was different then. 563 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,317 People dressed for flights. 564 00:27:00,303 --> 00:27:03,295 It was like every night going to the opera. 565 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,306 Every night was... 566 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,939 magic. 567 00:27:32,655 --> 00:27:33,917 - Oh! - [Laughs] 568 00:27:33,935 --> 00:27:35,869 - You scared me. - Sorry. 569 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,483 There's something I want to show you. 570 00:27:55,472 --> 00:27:57,064 This is all yours? 571 00:27:57,071 --> 00:27:58,333 You bet. 572 00:27:58,352 --> 00:28:00,616 It's everything I wanted. 573 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:04,186 You can have everything you want, too, if you stay focused. 574 00:28:04,112 --> 00:28:06,774 Follow your head, not your heart. 575 00:28:06,736 --> 00:28:08,101 What do you mean? 576 00:28:08,112 --> 00:28:11,843 I sense something in you, donna. Something special. 577 00:28:13,265 --> 00:28:14,357 What is it? 578 00:28:14,384 --> 00:28:15,612 Hunger. 579 00:28:15,632 --> 00:28:16,724 You do? 580 00:28:16,751 --> 00:28:18,651 Mm-hmm. I had it myself. 581 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,074 I wanted paris. First-class international. 582 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,564 And nothing less. 583 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:26,376 So today this is all mine. 584 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,612 You're just like me, donna. 585 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,019 My old uniform. 586 00:28:31,985 --> 00:28:35,011 Oh, that is so beautiful. 587 00:28:34,959 --> 00:28:37,553 Well, of course it is. We're royalty. 588 00:28:41,105 --> 00:28:43,665 Oh, it suits you. 589 00:28:43,632 --> 00:28:44,860 Feel the fabric. 590 00:28:46,353 --> 00:28:47,945 It's so... 591 00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:49,681 soft? 592 00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:53,498 And luxurious? 593 00:28:55,121 --> 00:28:59,285 Paris. First-class international. 594 00:28:59,185 --> 00:29:00,243 Donna, say it. 595 00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:04,369 Paris. First-class international. 596 00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:06,400 It's the only road to happiness. 597 00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:11,084 Paris. First-class international. 598 00:29:10,961 --> 00:29:13,555 It's your destiny. 599 00:29:13,521 --> 00:29:15,512 [Exhales deeply] 600 00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:26,026 Ten-hut! 601 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,432 At ease. [Chuckles] 602 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:30,335 Welcome aboard. 603 00:29:30,321 --> 00:29:33,586 You should all be very, very proud. 604 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,386 The simple fact that you're here 605 00:29:35,377 --> 00:29:37,072 at the royalty learning center 606 00:29:37,073 --> 00:29:40,509 means you've joined a very special family. 607 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:43,368 The royal... ty family. 608 00:29:43,314 --> 00:29:45,874 Our first goal here at royalty airlines 609 00:29:45,841 --> 00:29:48,537 is to bring back the style and the glamour 610 00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,092 to the art of flying. 611 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,651 In the coming weeks, i'll impart to you 612 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,551 the necessary hands-on training 613 00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:58,370 for you to function at the highest level. 614 00:30:00,081 --> 00:30:01,571 Up there. 615 00:30:01,586 --> 00:30:03,816 But don't expect an easy road. 616 00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:05,261 [Laughing] No, no, no. 617 00:30:05,265 --> 00:30:07,893 An easy road... comma... don't expect one. 618 00:30:07,858 --> 00:30:11,055 I will not hold your hand. I'm not even gonna touch it. 619 00:30:10,993 --> 00:30:12,426 [Laughter] 620 00:30:12,434 --> 00:30:15,494 Now, what I want all of you to do is to stand up. 621 00:30:15,441 --> 00:30:17,739 Come on. Let's go. Stand up. 622 00:30:17,714 --> 00:30:20,877 And I want you to look underneath your seat. Go ahead. 623 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:25,915 Taped to the bottom, each of you will find a $ 1 bill. 624 00:30:25,778 --> 00:30:28,679 Now, what did we learn from this exercise? 625 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:34,342 We learned you have to get off your ass to make a buck. 626 00:30:34,226 --> 00:30:36,353 [Laughter] 627 00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:38,336 Down. 628 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:39,947 [Chuckling] Thank you. 629 00:30:39,954 --> 00:30:43,890 Now, we don't actually learn to make bucks here, 630 00:30:43,794 --> 00:30:48,595 but we do learn to treat our passengers... 631 00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:51,608 ...like royalty. 632 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:52,626 Yeah. 633 00:30:52,659 --> 00:30:55,184 So, shall we get started? 634 00:30:57,714 --> 00:30:58,942 [Buzzer] 635 00:30:58,963 --> 00:31:01,796 There's an oxygen mask up above you... 636 00:31:01,747 --> 00:31:04,011 all: On a hidden shelf. 637 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,922 Before helping the people who love you, 638 00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,062 put it on yourself. 639 00:31:09,044 --> 00:31:10,306 - Excuse me, miss. - Yes? 640 00:31:10,323 --> 00:31:11,756 This is first class. 641 00:31:11,763 --> 00:31:14,493 I want my hand towels. I want my little booties. 642 00:31:14,451 --> 00:31:16,214 And I want my warm nuts! 643 00:31:16,211 --> 00:31:17,508 Warm nuts. Here you go. 644 00:31:17,523 --> 00:31:19,252 You call these warm nuts? 645 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:21,583 I've felt warmer nuts on a polar bear! 646 00:31:21,555 --> 00:31:23,147 - Stop it! - [Woman gasps] 647 00:31:23,155 --> 00:31:24,850 No. 648 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:26,614 What did we learn here? 649 00:31:26,611 --> 00:31:30,445 Upon encountering a dp, or a disgruntled passenger, 650 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:31,515 take the following steps. 651 00:31:31,539 --> 00:31:33,473 "A"...listen. 652 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:35,256 Two... acknowledge. 653 00:31:35,251 --> 00:31:37,879 And "c"...explain. 654 00:31:37,844 --> 00:31:40,438 And on a more personal note, 655 00:31:40,403 --> 00:31:43,702 I have actually felt a polar bear's nuts. Yeah. 656 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:44,864 Quite toasty warm. 657 00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:45,872 [Buzzer] 658 00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:47,431 Get those masks on! 659 00:31:47,444 --> 00:31:48,638 Louder! 660 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:52,096 [Muffled] there's an oxygen mask up above you 661 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,419 on a hidden shelf. 662 00:31:53,427 --> 00:31:56,487 Before helping the people who love you... 663 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,370 john: We learned to keep our heads, 664 00:31:58,356 --> 00:32:01,519 to stay calm, and to not get freaked out, okay? 665 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,621 Just remember the h.a.i.t. Principle. 666 00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:08,007 Disgruntled passengers are hungry, angry, lonely, tired, 667 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:09,757 and have a skewed vision of the world. 668 00:32:09,748 --> 00:32:11,340 Okay. So that's h.a.i.t.s. 669 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:14,146 Hungry, angry, lonely, tired, skewed vision. 670 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,295 H.a.i.t.s.v.w. 671 00:32:16,276 --> 00:32:17,038 Go! 672 00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:21,677 "Asses the window..." 673 00:32:21,685 --> 00:32:22,947 okay. Stop. 674 00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:24,432 Christine: What? 675 00:32:24,436 --> 00:32:29,840 It's assess the window. Not "asses" the window. 676 00:32:29,685 --> 00:32:33,314 You put the wrong em-phasis on the wrong syl-lable. 677 00:32:33,236 --> 00:32:35,067 ...with a skewed world view, 678 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:38,962 so really, it's v.i.c.t.i.m.s.w.v. 679 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,097 But you get my point. 680 00:32:41,076 --> 00:32:43,306 Assess the window! Is it good to go? 681 00:32:43,284 --> 00:32:44,945 Drop! Drop! 682 00:32:44,949 --> 00:32:47,747 Remove your shoes! Don't take anything with you! 683 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:48,962 Whoa! Yes. 684 00:32:48,981 --> 00:32:51,677 Eleven seconds! The trainee record! 685 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,072 [Cheers and applause] 686 00:32:56,756 --> 00:32:58,417 [Mumbling] 687 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:02,782 What's the matter? 688 00:33:02,805 --> 00:33:06,332 Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna fly a 747. 689 00:33:06,261 --> 00:33:09,321 Headed right for royalty express. 690 00:33:09,269 --> 00:33:11,533 Probably wind up in cleveland. 691 00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:14,603 Christine, stop being so hard on yourself. 692 00:33:14,549 --> 00:33:17,677 - You just have to concentrate. - That's easy for you to say. 693 00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:20,182 You're headed for new york and london. 694 00:33:20,149 --> 00:33:22,777 I am not smarter than you, okay? 695 00:33:22,741 --> 00:33:26,802 Who cares, anyway, what to do in a water landing? 696 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,644 They don't land in the damn water. 697 00:33:28,629 --> 00:33:29,755 They crash. 698 00:33:31,702 --> 00:33:34,796 People always say that everyone's good at something. 699 00:33:34,741 --> 00:33:38,108 That everyone has some sort of hidden skill. 700 00:33:39,861 --> 00:33:41,795 What if I don't? 701 00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:44,512 What if there's nothing that i'm good at? 702 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:46,665 What about your hickeys? 703 00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:51,664 Yeah. 704 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:54,971 Oh. Come on. 705 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:57,063 Would you stop beating yourself up? 706 00:33:57,046 --> 00:33:59,571 You are gonna get through this. 707 00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:01,134 Here's what we're gonna do. 708 00:34:01,142 --> 00:34:03,474 Dry those little eyes. 709 00:34:08,085 --> 00:34:09,677 Where'd you get these? 710 00:34:09,686 --> 00:34:12,450 Oh, from sally weston's house. 711 00:34:12,407 --> 00:34:16,241 There's a whole bunch of them. Aren't they cool? 712 00:34:16,726 --> 00:34:18,057 You stole them? 713 00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:20,971 No. They're guest soap. 714 00:34:20,918 --> 00:34:22,510 We were guests. 715 00:34:22,517 --> 00:34:24,576 They were there for us. 716 00:34:27,382 --> 00:34:30,874 Yeah, to use, you know? Not to take. 717 00:34:31,382 --> 00:34:32,872 Come on. Everybody does it. 718 00:34:32,886 --> 00:34:34,183 It's no big deal. 719 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:37,031 Excuse me. Didn't you read chapter 7? 720 00:34:36,982 --> 00:34:40,418 - Chapter 7. - Employment and ethics. 721 00:34:40,343 --> 00:34:43,210 If you get caught stealing anything, 722 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,127 you will get fired like that. 723 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,510 You're not mad at me, are you? 724 00:34:50,742 --> 00:34:52,107 No. 725 00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:13,450 Yes! 726 00:35:14,999 --> 00:35:16,796 [Bell rings] 727 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:17,985 Time's up. 728 00:35:18,006 --> 00:35:20,531 Pencils down. Books closed. 729 00:35:20,503 --> 00:35:23,028 Remember to write your identification number 730 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:26,434 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward. 731 00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:31,939 So, how'd you do? 732 00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:34,556 New york, here I come. 733 00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:35,781 [Applause] 734 00:35:35,799 --> 00:35:37,528 Sally: Thank you. 735 00:35:37,527 --> 00:35:40,291 Thanks so much for listening. Thank you. 736 00:35:42,648 --> 00:35:44,309 Can I get my picture with you? 737 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:46,906 I would love that. Where do you want to do it? 738 00:35:46,871 --> 00:35:49,271 - Okay. - Can you get the "r" in it? 739 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,537 Say "royalty." 740 00:35:50,552 --> 00:35:53,851 Repeat after me. First-class international. 741 00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:56,548 Donna: First-class international. 742 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,395 Woman: Cincinnati. That's not that bad. 743 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:03,539 Man: Miami! I got miami! 744 00:36:05,688 --> 00:36:07,451 Oh, my god! 745 00:36:07,448 --> 00:36:09,780 Oh, my god! I can't believe it! 746 00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:12,846 [Cheering, laughter] 747 00:36:12,792 --> 00:36:14,225 Hey, donna! 748 00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:17,259 I got new york. [Laughs] 749 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,574 There must be some mistake. 750 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:23,378 Ms. Jensen, try and take this news with the poise and grace 751 00:36:23,288 --> 00:36:26,121 that one associates with royalty airlines. 752 00:36:26,072 --> 00:36:29,303 We expect our employees to behave in a professional manner 753 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,469 and to handle setbacks with integrity. 754 00:36:31,449 --> 00:36:33,383 Screw integrity! 755 00:36:33,369 --> 00:36:36,236 I am not going back to commuter! 756 00:36:37,177 --> 00:36:39,168 Donna: Oh, my god. 757 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,094 I can't believe this is happening. 758 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,672 This cannot be happening. 759 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,808 John: Royalty express, although commuter, 760 00:36:45,753 --> 00:36:48,984 is still a member of the royalty family, okay? 761 00:36:48,921 --> 00:36:50,821 It's not my destiny. 762 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,640 I want my destiny. 763 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:53,895 Well, i'm sorry. 764 00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:56,882 But you'll be eligible to reapply after one year. 765 00:36:56,825 --> 00:36:58,087 One year? 766 00:36:58,104 --> 00:37:01,596 I was the best in my class. You were there. 767 00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:04,656 I've seen it a hundred times. 768 00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:06,193 You peaked too soon. 769 00:37:06,201 --> 00:37:07,998 I don't understand. 770 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,585 How do I explain this? 771 00:37:09,593 --> 00:37:12,619 You're what we in the trainee business call 772 00:37:12,569 --> 00:37:14,161 a "peak-too-sooner." 773 00:37:14,169 --> 00:37:15,796 Yeah. 774 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,666 It happens. 775 00:37:17,657 --> 00:37:21,024 I aced that test. I want to see it. 776 00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:23,353 - That's not procedure. - Call sally weston. 777 00:37:23,321 --> 00:37:27,155 - She'll tell you. - Sally weston. 778 00:37:27,065 --> 00:37:30,193 Although an excellent mentor, 779 00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:32,264 she has no authority in these matters. 780 00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:34,443 - That is bullshit. - Want to know what's bullshit? 781 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:36,917 Eye exams! That's what's bullshit! 782 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:39,154 I wanted my destiny, too, you know! 783 00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:42,395 I wanted to be a flight attendant, but no! 784 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:46,356 There's a shit stick out there called procedure, ms. Jensen! 785 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,665 And i'm here to tell you 786 00:37:47,674 --> 00:37:50,541 that everyone gets hit with the shit stick! 787 00:37:50,489 --> 00:37:53,083 Eye exam! Eye exam! Eye exam! 788 00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:55,883 [Breathing heavily] 789 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,462 Forgive me. [Chuckles] 790 00:37:58,425 --> 00:38:01,155 Dr. Tim at the center says when I get like this, 791 00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:02,910 I need to refocus. 792 00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:05,967 So just give me a second, okay? 793 00:38:07,099 --> 00:38:08,760 [Bell rings] 794 00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:11,596 [Chanting softly] 795 00:38:16,987 --> 00:38:19,251 [Exhales deeply] 796 00:38:19,226 --> 00:38:20,989 Better. Okay. 797 00:38:20,986 --> 00:38:25,514 Look, you can fly royalty express for a year, 798 00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:27,461 or you can leave the airline. 799 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:30,867 Where am I going? 800 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,036 Let me have a look here. 801 00:38:36,155 --> 00:38:39,921 Welcome to cleveland hopkins international airport. 802 00:38:39,835 --> 00:38:42,895 Remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop 803 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:45,436 and the captain has turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign. 804 00:38:45,403 --> 00:38:47,530 We know you have a choice when you travel. 805 00:38:47,515 --> 00:38:50,951 We thank you for choosing royalty express. 806 00:38:51,547 --> 00:38:54,983 I don't know if I mentioned it. I'm glad i'm working with you. 807 00:38:54,908 --> 00:38:57,172 In cleveland! Don't you love it? 808 00:38:57,147 --> 00:38:59,240 Terminal tower. Lake erie. 809 00:38:59,227 --> 00:39:01,092 It's like paris, except everybody speaks english 810 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:02,812 and they're 30 pounds overweight. 811 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,744 We are gonna look so thin. 812 00:39:04,922 --> 00:39:07,482 Woman: When you meet someone in the daytime, 813 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:09,941 you can greet them with "bonjour!" 814 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:11,177 Donna: Bonjour! 815 00:39:11,195 --> 00:39:13,561 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 816 00:39:13,531 --> 00:39:18,468 If you are talking to a man, you usually add "monsieur." 817 00:39:18,331 --> 00:39:19,593 Bonjour, monsieur. 818 00:39:19,612 --> 00:39:21,136 Bonjour, monsieur. 819 00:39:21,147 --> 00:39:26,107 - Bonjour, monsieur. - Bonjour, monsieur. 820 00:39:29,404 --> 00:39:30,871 Good afternoon. 821 00:39:30,876 --> 00:39:33,572 Welcome aboard royalty express flight 27. 822 00:39:33,531 --> 00:39:36,864 Two in the rear and two in the front. 823 00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:39,424 - Cheese sandwich for you? - Thanks. 824 00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:40,718 Cheese. 825 00:39:40,731 --> 00:39:42,255 We have one cheese left. 826 00:39:42,268 --> 00:39:45,795 - Bologna or cheese? - Whatever. 827 00:39:54,843 --> 00:39:56,435 Can I take this chair? 828 00:39:56,444 --> 00:39:58,207 Sure. 829 00:39:58,204 --> 00:39:59,466 - Hey! - What? 830 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,076 You told me to take it. 831 00:40:02,044 --> 00:40:03,136 Ted! 832 00:40:03,164 --> 00:40:04,791 Hey, donna. 833 00:40:04,795 --> 00:40:06,524 Oh, my god! 834 00:40:06,525 --> 00:40:08,117 I'm great. 835 00:40:10,236 --> 00:40:12,761 Oh. You didn't ask me how I was. 836 00:40:12,731 --> 00:40:14,699 No, but now that you told me. 837 00:40:14,684 --> 00:40:17,118 What are you doing in cleveland? 838 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,814 I live here. Around the corner. Yeah. 839 00:40:19,772 --> 00:40:22,036 This is royalty's hub. 840 00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:23,776 Well, express. 841 00:40:23,772 --> 00:40:25,103 You're kidding. 842 00:40:25,117 --> 00:40:26,243 Mary: Ted. 843 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:29,736 Oh, one sec. 844 00:40:29,725 --> 00:40:32,285 That's my partner, mary. 845 00:40:32,732 --> 00:40:33,858 Hello. 846 00:40:33,885 --> 00:40:35,375 Hi. 847 00:40:35,388 --> 00:40:37,481 Wow. 848 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:38,800 She's pretty. 849 00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:40,507 Oh, no. My school partner. 850 00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:42,709 Oh. 851 00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:44,792 I'm in law school. 852 00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:46,890 Oh, my god! 853 00:40:46,877 --> 00:40:48,674 That is so great. 854 00:40:48,669 --> 00:40:50,660 It's unbelievable, huh? 855 00:40:50,653 --> 00:40:52,848 So i've got one year in cleveland. 856 00:40:52,829 --> 00:40:54,694 Then I can reapply. 857 00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:58,781 I've been here for six weeks, and it's not so bad. 858 00:40:58,686 --> 00:41:00,677 Well, you're basically halfway there 859 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:04,298 if you're just really, really bad at math. 860 00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:07,233 So, why'd you go back to law school? 861 00:41:07,197 --> 00:41:09,427 I had dinner with this incredible woman 862 00:41:09,406 --> 00:41:12,341 who was charging after her dreams and not hiding out. 863 00:41:12,286 --> 00:41:14,516 I thought to myself, "i could do that." 864 00:41:14,493 --> 00:41:17,291 So i'm here now for a year. It's flying by. 865 00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:20,078 I really miss my family, which is uncool. 866 00:41:20,029 --> 00:41:22,623 So please don't tell anybody I told you. 867 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,682 I promise. 868 00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:25,371 Okay, here's how I look at it. 869 00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:28,501 Cleveland is like this great, big, giant waiting room. 870 00:41:28,446 --> 00:41:30,880 All we have to do is put in our year 871 00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:32,676 and somebody's gonna call our name. 872 00:41:32,669 --> 00:41:35,433 Cleveland's like this great, big dentist's office, 873 00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:36,981 and we're next on the list. 874 00:41:36,991 --> 00:41:38,754 Exactly. 875 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,012 Now all we have to do 876 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,692 is think about something to occupy our time. 877 00:41:43,773 --> 00:41:45,832 Mm-hmm. 878 00:41:46,399 --> 00:41:48,060 Hmm. 879 00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:53,203 For once in my life, I have someone who needs me 880 00:41:53,086 --> 00:41:56,852 someone i've needed so long 881 00:41:56,766 --> 00:42:01,533 for once, unafraid, I can go where life leads me 882 00:42:01,406 --> 00:42:05,001 somehow I know i'll be strong 883 00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:07,088 for once, I can touch 884 00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:10,232 what my heart used to dream of 885 00:42:10,175 --> 00:42:12,837 sometimes, just when you brace yourself 886 00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,321 for a really bumpy flight, 887 00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:17,930 it's amazing how the skies can suddenly clear. 888 00:42:17,854 --> 00:42:19,719 But between my busy schedule 889 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:22,202 and the extra job ted took to pay for school, 890 00:42:22,174 --> 00:42:24,267 I spent too many nights ordering pizza 891 00:42:24,255 --> 00:42:26,348 and watching tn t. 892 00:42:27,038 --> 00:42:28,903 [Knock on door] 893 00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:31,226 Just a minute. 894 00:42:34,431 --> 00:42:36,695 Small cheese pizza with everything. 895 00:42:36,670 --> 00:42:38,365 $8 even. 896 00:42:44,926 --> 00:42:47,690 Just call me a sucker for a man in uniform. 897 00:42:48,606 --> 00:42:51,097 I cannot believe we got this route. 898 00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:54,438 Oh, my god. A real business class? 899 00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:56,698 [Laughs] 900 00:42:56,671 --> 00:42:59,105 And guess what I get to do in half an hour. 901 00:42:59,071 --> 00:43:00,834 - Bake cookies. - Oh, my god. 902 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:03,663 You are so not royalty express material. 903 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,640 I can't believe on a test you're as bad as me. 904 00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:06,858 You studied like crazy. 905 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,905 Get out of here. 906 00:43:17,567 --> 00:43:19,159 The more I think about that test, 907 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:22,728 the more convinced I am that something got screwed up. 908 00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:25,590 I might hire a lawyer to check into it. 909 00:43:25,535 --> 00:43:27,662 Hey, you could help me out with that. 910 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,274 I'm not a lawyer. 911 00:43:29,279 --> 00:43:30,746 Well, you're gonna be. 912 00:43:30,752 --> 00:43:32,185 You think so, huh? 913 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:33,454 Mm-hmm. 914 00:43:34,207 --> 00:43:36,675 How is it that you believe in me so much? 915 00:43:39,968 --> 00:43:42,300 - Somebody's got to. - [Chuckles] 916 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,035 Check out 3b. 917 00:43:50,017 --> 00:43:51,484 Isn't he cute? 918 00:43:51,488 --> 00:43:53,319 Aside from the headphone hair. 919 00:43:53,312 --> 00:43:56,509 When I asked him to put his tray in its upright position, 920 00:43:56,448 --> 00:43:57,779 he said, "that too?" 921 00:43:57,791 --> 00:43:59,554 I mean, hello. 922 00:43:59,552 --> 00:44:01,281 And those arms. My god. 923 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,407 He's like something out of "men's health." 924 00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:06,589 Well, i'll root for you even though it's against policy. 925 00:44:06,528 --> 00:44:09,759 You rat me out and i'll stop letting you do my paperwork. 926 00:44:09,696 --> 00:44:12,597 All I want is a little of what you've got with ted. 927 00:44:12,544 --> 00:44:14,603 Oh, god. He is great. 928 00:44:14,593 --> 00:44:18,256 Did I tell you he wants me to meet his family for christmas? 929 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,645 And that's bad news why? 930 00:44:20,608 --> 00:44:23,372 For me, anything that ever has to do with family 931 00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:24,421 is always bad news. 932 00:44:24,448 --> 00:44:25,915 Please. Don't make me cry. 933 00:44:25,919 --> 00:44:28,717 The thing is, randy, i've always been this girl 934 00:44:28,673 --> 00:44:31,005 from silver springs that everybody's said, 935 00:44:30,976 --> 00:44:34,503 "you're never gonna do anything, never gonna get out of here." 936 00:44:34,432 --> 00:44:37,162 I just worry that if I fall in love with ted, 937 00:44:37,121 --> 00:44:38,383 what's gonna happen 938 00:44:38,401 --> 00:44:40,460 to everything i've worked so hard for? 939 00:44:40,448 --> 00:44:42,746 Okay. Fine. Don't fall in love with him. 940 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:45,121 That's kind of why i'm having the problem. 941 00:44:45,088 --> 00:44:46,851 It just takes willpower. 942 00:44:46,849 --> 00:44:49,283 You didn't fall in love with me, did you? 943 00:44:49,249 --> 00:44:51,012 You're gay. 944 00:44:51,009 --> 00:44:54,809 But it still took willpower, didn't it? 945 00:45:05,601 --> 00:45:06,499 Thanks, donna. 946 00:45:06,529 --> 00:45:08,963 Mr. Stewart: Come over here, justin. 947 00:45:08,928 --> 00:45:10,793 Okay. Who's next? 948 00:45:10,785 --> 00:45:11,774 Ted: Grandma! 949 00:45:13,185 --> 00:45:15,847 - It's from me and ted. - What? 950 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:17,641 [Shouting] She can't hear very well! 951 00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:18,895 It's from donna and me! 952 00:45:18,914 --> 00:45:20,108 Thank you, dear. 953 00:45:23,457 --> 00:45:24,651 What is it? 954 00:45:24,674 --> 00:45:26,665 It's an all-in-one remote control! 955 00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:30,252 Now you don't have to fuss with all those gadgets anymore! 956 00:45:30,178 --> 00:45:33,545 Thank you, dear. Oh, merry christmas, ted. 957 00:45:34,658 --> 00:45:36,023 Thank you, donna. 958 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:37,933 Now it's your turn. 959 00:45:40,514 --> 00:45:42,744 You said we weren't gonna do presents. 960 00:45:42,721 --> 00:45:43,949 Just open it. 961 00:45:43,971 --> 00:45:46,735 He said we weren't gonna do presents. 962 00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:48,317 Ted: I said that. 963 00:45:48,323 --> 00:45:50,450 - Oh, my god. - What do you think? 964 00:45:50,434 --> 00:45:52,163 - You like it? - It's so beautiful. 965 00:45:52,162 --> 00:45:53,754 It has two time zones. 966 00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:55,628 If a passenger asks you what time it is, 967 00:45:55,618 --> 00:45:58,212 you can think about me. [Laughs] 968 00:45:58,178 --> 00:46:00,373 I love it. 969 00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:02,185 Mr. Stewart: She's a great gal. 970 00:46:02,178 --> 00:46:03,270 I think so. 971 00:46:03,299 --> 00:46:06,427 Oh, you're not out of the woods yet, donna. 972 00:46:06,370 --> 00:46:07,735 You got one more present. 973 00:46:07,747 --> 00:46:10,079 - From all of us. - [Laughter] 974 00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:16,435 It's the annual stewart family uniform! 975 00:46:16,418 --> 00:46:17,680 [Laughter] 976 00:46:17,698 --> 00:46:18,995 I got you a medium. 977 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,444 - I hope you like it baggy. - Thank you. 978 00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:25,040 Time for the team photo! Everybody get over by grandma. 979 00:46:26,563 --> 00:46:29,293 - Come on, donna. - Jensen, get in here. 980 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:31,309 It's a family picture. 981 00:46:31,299 --> 00:46:32,891 Oh, no, donna. Don't be shy. 982 00:46:32,899 --> 00:46:34,059 Come on, donna. 983 00:46:38,658 --> 00:46:40,683 - It's flashing. - Quick! 984 00:46:40,675 --> 00:46:42,768 Ted: Quick. Smile. 985 00:46:42,754 --> 00:46:44,278 All: Cheese. 986 00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:50,000 Well, you survived your first stewart family christmas. 987 00:46:49,923 --> 00:46:52,289 It was good. 988 00:46:52,258 --> 00:46:54,920 I never knew a family could be like that. 989 00:46:54,883 --> 00:46:57,784 No fighting. No yelling. 990 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:02,092 Normally, that "everyone dressing the same" thing 991 00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:04,283 would kind of freak me out. 992 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:08,993 But I even like that dorky red sweater. 993 00:47:13,379 --> 00:47:16,780 Is that all that's going on in that head of yours? 994 00:47:19,843 --> 00:47:23,244 I'm just not used to all that, you know? 995 00:47:33,092 --> 00:47:34,024 Dan. 996 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:36,020 Hi, donna. How's life treating you? 997 00:47:36,004 --> 00:47:39,269 All right. I want to get a confirmation for tomorrow. 998 00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:40,193 Sure. 999 00:47:40,228 --> 00:47:41,456 [Typing] 1000 00:47:41,475 --> 00:47:45,104 We got you going to pittsburgh on flight 285 at 0800. 1001 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,428 Any chance of that dallas route opening up? 1002 00:47:47,396 --> 00:47:49,455 Let me have a look. 1003 00:47:54,212 --> 00:47:56,146 Sorry. Nothing yet. 1004 00:47:56,132 --> 00:47:57,759 All right. Well, thank you. 1005 00:47:57,764 --> 00:47:59,698 Have a good trip, donna. 1006 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,603 Oh, my god. Christine? 1007 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,202 Donna! 1008 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:06,585 Oh, my god! 1009 00:48:07,877 --> 00:48:09,310 Oh, my god! 1010 00:48:09,316 --> 00:48:11,250 What are you doing in cleveland? 1011 00:48:11,237 --> 00:48:14,229 My new york-i.a. Flight had mechanical problems, 1012 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:16,045 so they dumped us here for the night. 1013 00:48:16,037 --> 00:48:17,470 Oh, right. 1014 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:19,502 God. Look at your hair. 1015 00:48:19,492 --> 00:48:21,460 Oh, yeah, I know. 1016 00:48:21,444 --> 00:48:23,378 I'm going for a more classic look. 1017 00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:24,798 Goes better with chanel. 1018 00:48:24,805 --> 00:48:27,035 Right. 1019 00:48:27,013 --> 00:48:31,279 I have the sweetest little apartment on west 73rd street. 1020 00:48:31,172 --> 00:48:33,470 Oh, you would be so proud of me. 1021 00:48:34,373 --> 00:48:35,465 You know what, ted? 1022 00:48:35,493 --> 00:48:36,790 If it wasn't for donna, 1023 00:48:36,804 --> 00:48:39,773 I would've never made it through basic training. 1024 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,548 Oh, now, that's not really true. 1025 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,507 It is. 1026 00:48:42,533 --> 00:48:43,932 Actually, just last week, 1027 00:48:43,941 --> 00:48:46,307 I was thinking about how well you trained me. 1028 00:48:46,277 --> 00:48:49,212 I was on the new york-to-chicago flight, right? 1029 00:48:49,158 --> 00:48:53,254 This guy gets on. He has this huge musical case. 1030 00:48:53,157 --> 00:48:56,490 He's trying to stuff it into the overhead compartment. 1031 00:48:56,421 --> 00:48:59,857 Clearly the thing is too big. He refuses to check it. 1032 00:48:59,781 --> 00:49:04,047 So I thought, "what would donna do right now?" 1033 00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,672 So I politely said to him, 1034 00:49:06,629 --> 00:49:10,258 "either you check it or you deplane." 1035 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,131 That's not what I would do. 1036 00:49:13,126 --> 00:49:14,218 What do you mean? 1037 00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:16,908 Well, you must, as a flight attendant, 1038 00:49:16,869 --> 00:49:20,430 offer the option of buying another seat at half price 1039 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,722 for that oversized item. 1040 00:49:21,734 --> 00:49:24,202 It's section 23.4 of the manual. 1041 00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:27,033 Well, I can't remember everything. 1042 00:49:26,982 --> 00:49:28,574 [Laughs] 1043 00:49:28,582 --> 00:49:30,982 But you should've remembered that one. 1044 00:49:30,949 --> 00:49:32,974 It was the last question on our exam. 1045 00:49:34,278 --> 00:49:37,338 Say, christine, do you have any of those little wings? 1046 00:49:37,286 --> 00:49:39,413 My nephew's been begging me for some. 1047 00:49:39,398 --> 00:49:41,423 They don't have them on express. 1048 00:49:41,414 --> 00:49:42,506 Let me look. 1049 00:49:42,534 --> 00:49:45,128 Let's see what we've got in here. 1050 00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:47,527 Whoa. [Clears throat] 1051 00:49:47,494 --> 00:49:49,758 Oh, I love these. 1052 00:49:49,734 --> 00:49:51,964 Love it, love it. 1053 00:49:51,942 --> 00:49:53,967 I have so much garbage in here. 1054 00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:56,085 Ah. Here we go. 1055 00:49:56,070 --> 00:49:57,503 Future pilot. 1056 00:49:57,511 --> 00:49:58,773 Thank you. 1057 00:49:58,789 --> 00:50:00,416 Enjoy. 1058 00:50:00,422 --> 00:50:01,855 There. 1059 00:50:01,863 --> 00:50:03,854 We could do shots if you want to. 1060 00:50:03,845 --> 00:50:05,403 Let's do shots. 1061 00:50:05,414 --> 00:50:07,473 Want to? 1062 00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:14,571 Sally: Paris. First-class international. 1063 00:50:17,127 --> 00:50:21,063 Paris. First-class international. 1064 00:50:22,503 --> 00:50:25,995 [Airplane engines roaring] 1065 00:50:29,319 --> 00:50:32,311 I think i'm doing very well at express. 1066 00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:34,321 But I just can't stop thinking there was 1067 00:50:34,311 --> 00:50:36,836 some kind of mix-up with my test. 1068 00:50:36,806 --> 00:50:38,706 Some kind of computer malfunction. 1069 00:50:38,696 --> 00:50:40,163 Those things mess up. 1070 00:50:40,168 --> 00:50:43,660 They lose luggage or send bags to the wrong city. 1071 00:50:43,592 --> 00:50:45,355 I'm afraid that's impossible. 1072 00:50:45,351 --> 00:50:47,478 The tests are hand-graded. 1073 00:50:47,463 --> 00:50:50,227 Oh, right. I forgot about that. 1074 00:50:50,182 --> 00:50:51,171 I'm sorry. 1075 00:50:51,206 --> 00:50:53,572 I'm sure there's nothing you can do anyway. 1076 00:50:53,543 --> 00:50:55,534 Who says there is nothing I can do? 1077 00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:57,291 I am sally weston. 1078 00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,279 I invented this. 1079 00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,652 Before me, they just pointed. True story. 1080 00:51:04,903 --> 00:51:06,734 Wow. 1081 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,248 I did speak to john. 1082 00:51:09,255 --> 00:51:11,189 I asked him if I could see my test. 1083 00:51:11,176 --> 00:51:12,666 I begged him. He said no. 1084 00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:15,944 I asked him if you could see the test, and he said no. 1085 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,906 Don't you worry about john. Did you see me on "oprah"? 1086 00:51:18,855 --> 00:51:21,949 I scared the hell out of that little wiener dr. Phil. 1087 00:51:21,897 --> 00:51:23,728 It's test 1047. 1088 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:27,087 Hello. It's sally weston. 1089 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,570 Oh, my god. 1090 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,278 Oh, my god. 1091 00:51:37,288 --> 00:51:38,414 What is it, donna? 1092 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,806 This isn't my test. 1093 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,734 It's my number. It's number 1047. 1094 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,979 But it isn't mine. Look at those little hearts. 1095 00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:52,172 Time's up. Pencils down. Books closed. 1096 00:51:52,104 --> 00:51:54,572 Remember to write your identification number 1097 00:51:54,537 --> 00:51:57,836 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward. 1098 00:51:57,768 --> 00:51:59,292 So, how'd you do? 1099 00:52:00,328 --> 00:52:02,728 New york, here I come. 1100 00:52:04,585 --> 00:52:06,018 I can't believe it. 1101 00:52:06,024 --> 00:52:08,959 I trusted her. She was my best friend. 1102 00:52:08,904 --> 00:52:11,839 Oh, my god. These answers. 1103 00:52:11,784 --> 00:52:13,877 No wonder we sent you to express. 1104 00:52:13,865 --> 00:52:15,696 We were being nice. 1105 00:52:15,688 --> 00:52:17,986 I can't believe she'd steal my test! 1106 00:52:18,665 --> 00:52:19,859 Wait a minute. 1107 00:52:19,881 --> 00:52:22,475 That night I had you kids over for dinner, 1108 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,000 someone took my airplane soaps. 1109 00:52:25,928 --> 00:52:27,919 Oh, my god. 1110 00:52:27,913 --> 00:52:30,177 She is probably stealing us blind. 1111 00:52:30,153 --> 00:52:32,280 Hell, i'll bet she's got a whole closetful 1112 00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:33,527 of airline property. 1113 00:52:33,545 --> 00:52:35,536 Headsets. Booze. Kosher meals. 1114 00:52:35,529 --> 00:52:37,724 There's two things we've got to do. 1115 00:52:37,705 --> 00:52:40,503 We got to get you retested. There's a group next week. 1116 00:52:40,456 --> 00:52:43,857 If you do as well as I think, we can reassign you right away. 1117 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:45,946 How soon can you leave cleveland? 1118 00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,624 I'd just have to talk to ted. 1119 00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:49,320 Who's ted? 1120 00:52:49,961 --> 00:52:52,156 This really great guy that i'm seeing. 1121 00:52:53,033 --> 00:52:53,965 Oh. 1122 00:52:53,993 --> 00:52:57,292 Well, i'm afraid you've got a decision to make. 1123 00:52:58,345 --> 00:52:59,835 Yeah. 1124 00:53:01,738 --> 00:53:03,501 Well, what would you do? 1125 00:53:03,497 --> 00:53:05,431 Well, I know what I did. 1126 00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:07,511 And so do you, if you read my book. 1127 00:53:07,498 --> 00:53:10,262 But, honey, it's your life. It's your decision. 1128 00:53:11,401 --> 00:53:12,493 Right. 1129 00:53:12,521 --> 00:53:15,081 Well, i'll call you later. 1130 00:53:15,049 --> 00:53:17,517 I've got a flight back to cleveland at 4:00. 1131 00:53:17,481 --> 00:53:19,574 You said there were two things. 1132 00:53:19,562 --> 00:53:21,257 I'll take care of that. 1133 00:53:21,257 --> 00:53:23,418 Just skedaddle. Don't miss that flight. 1134 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:24,925 Okay. Thanks. 1135 00:53:29,642 --> 00:53:31,576 Woman: Royalty airlines. 1136 00:53:31,561 --> 00:53:33,586 Hello. Internal security, please. 1137 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,272 Man: Security. 1138 00:53:35,274 --> 00:53:36,673 This is sally weston. 1139 00:53:36,682 --> 00:53:39,810 I'm calling to report a code blue for christine montgomery. 1140 00:53:39,754 --> 00:53:41,551 Put a ghost rider on her next flight. 1141 00:53:41,546 --> 00:53:44,447 If you see any violations, I want that klepto picked up 1142 00:53:44,394 --> 00:53:46,760 as soon as the plane hits pavement. 1143 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:49,319 - Miss montgomery? - Yeah? 1144 00:53:49,323 --> 00:53:51,621 I have to ask you to come with me. 1145 00:53:51,594 --> 00:53:52,652 Why? Who are you? 1146 00:53:52,682 --> 00:53:55,947 Royalty security. Please step this way. 1147 00:54:02,090 --> 00:54:04,081 [Horn honks] 1148 00:54:10,603 --> 00:54:13,231 Hey, jensen! 1149 00:54:13,194 --> 00:54:15,025 You were right. 1150 00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:17,452 I can't believe it. I'm top of my class. 1151 00:54:17,419 --> 00:54:19,683 Oh, my god. 1152 00:54:19,658 --> 00:54:21,649 Ted, that is so great. 1153 00:54:21,643 --> 00:54:23,508 So get your damn coat on, jensen. 1154 00:54:23,498 --> 00:54:25,796 We're going out to celebrate. 1155 00:54:27,276 --> 00:54:30,006 I have to talk to you. 1156 00:54:29,963 --> 00:54:34,798 I flew to dallas today. Christine stole my test. 1157 00:54:37,451 --> 00:54:38,543 You're kidding. 1158 00:54:38,571 --> 00:54:40,436 So they're gonna retest me. 1159 00:54:40,426 --> 00:54:41,950 Wow. That's great. 1160 00:54:41,963 --> 00:54:43,897 When are they doing that? 1161 00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:46,078 I got to leave right away. 1162 00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:47,925 Okay. Sure. No problem. 1163 00:54:47,915 --> 00:54:50,213 We'll celebrate when you get back. 1164 00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:52,382 The thing is, if I do well on the test, 1165 00:54:52,363 --> 00:54:54,297 I might not be back. 1166 00:54:56,651 --> 00:54:59,677 I could get placed in new york. 1167 00:54:59,627 --> 00:55:01,652 That's it? We don't talk about it? 1168 00:55:01,644 --> 00:55:03,578 I come home. You're leaving? 1169 00:55:03,563 --> 00:55:05,622 Well, we've always said 1170 00:55:05,611 --> 00:55:08,409 that cleveland is just a big waiting room. 1171 00:55:08,363 --> 00:55:11,457 For me, the waiting room was my life until I met you. 1172 00:55:14,892 --> 00:55:16,826 I'm in love with you. 1173 00:55:23,212 --> 00:55:26,909 I can't let somebody tell me that i've seen enough. 1174 00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:28,796 Not again. 1175 00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:31,613 Got it. Point taken. 1176 00:55:45,068 --> 00:55:47,298 I hated leaving ted. 1177 00:55:47,276 --> 00:55:50,268 Ted made me feel like i'd finally found home. 1178 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:53,849 The problem was, I wasn't so sure I was ready to be home. 1179 00:55:58,092 --> 00:56:00,026 [Bell rings] 1180 00:56:00,012 --> 00:56:01,104 Time's up. 1181 00:56:01,132 --> 00:56:03,157 Pencils down. Books closed. 1182 00:56:03,148 --> 00:56:05,673 Be sure to put your identification number 1183 00:56:05,644 --> 00:56:09,478 on the front of the exam booklet and pass it forward. 1184 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:21,294 Well, well. 1185 00:56:21,261 --> 00:56:22,853 Congratulations. 1186 00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:24,327 I just want you to know 1187 00:56:24,332 --> 00:56:26,926 that I was against this retesting at this time. 1188 00:56:26,893 --> 00:56:28,326 That's not procedure. 1189 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:31,359 But apparently, miss sally weston doesn't have 1190 00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:34,278 the same respect for procedure some of us have had to. 1191 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:38,657 So you'll be happy to know you got a perfect score. 1192 00:56:39,725 --> 00:56:42,319 First time in seven years. 1193 00:56:42,285 --> 00:56:44,014 The last time was me. 1194 00:56:45,549 --> 00:56:48,541 So I imagine you'll have fun. 1195 00:56:48,493 --> 00:56:50,620 Up there. 1196 00:56:50,605 --> 00:56:52,436 Living out your destiny. 1197 00:56:55,789 --> 00:56:57,222 Must be nice. 1198 00:56:57,229 --> 00:56:58,491 Thank you. 1199 00:56:58,510 --> 00:57:01,343 You're welcome. 1200 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,716 Mr. Whitney, I just want you to know 1201 00:57:07,661 --> 00:57:09,128 I couldn't have done this without you. 1202 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,065 Yeah, right. 1203 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,618 I mean it. 1204 00:57:11,629 --> 00:57:15,121 You are an excellent instructor. 1205 00:57:15,053 --> 00:57:16,315 I am? 1206 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:17,960 Yes. 1207 00:57:19,821 --> 00:57:22,881 That's the nicest damn thing anyone's ever said to me. 1208 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:25,424 I'd say we're both living our destiny. 1209 00:57:26,157 --> 00:57:28,557 You do it, donna jensen. 1210 00:57:28,526 --> 00:57:31,051 You do it for those of us that can't. 1211 00:57:31,021 --> 00:57:32,488 I will. 1212 00:57:32,494 --> 00:57:33,756 Thatagirl. 1213 00:57:33,775 --> 00:57:35,834 Now you get out of here. [Chuckles] 1214 00:57:35,821 --> 00:57:37,448 Oh, and, donna. 1215 00:57:39,502 --> 00:57:40,992 Fly away. 1216 00:57:53,966 --> 00:57:57,800 It's a long way out the gate 1217 00:57:57,711 --> 00:58:00,544 just to glimpse your fate 1218 00:58:00,495 --> 00:58:05,091 just to see whether it all works out 1219 00:58:04,974 --> 00:58:08,774 and it's a long road, a heavy load 1220 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:11,450 you got to really wanna go 1221 00:58:11,407 --> 00:58:17,175 and just let the others walk around you, now 1222 00:58:17,006 --> 00:58:22,444 up and down again, but this time, it's different 1223 00:58:22,287 --> 00:58:27,554 it took some bleeding to straighten me up again 1224 00:58:27,407 --> 00:58:30,638 oh, in and out of life 1225 00:58:30,576 --> 00:58:33,511 at times, it was difficult 1226 00:58:33,455 --> 00:58:36,447 I got a new life, baby 1227 00:58:36,399 --> 00:58:39,891 it takes some getting used to, but 1228 00:58:39,823 --> 00:58:42,758 no sign of any rain 1229 00:58:42,702 --> 00:58:44,932 my skies are clear today 1230 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:48,712 I keep bracing for that rain 1231 00:58:48,623 --> 00:58:51,524 but there's no sign of any 1232 00:58:51,471 --> 00:58:54,406 no obstacles in sight 1233 00:58:54,352 --> 00:58:56,980 my skies are clear tonight 1234 00:58:56,943 --> 00:59:01,312 I keep thinking I might see that cloud arrive 1235 00:59:01,199 --> 00:59:04,600 oh, but there's no sign of it 1236 00:59:04,527 --> 00:59:08,190 no, no sign of it 1237 00:59:12,912 --> 00:59:16,348 I got a new life, baby 1238 00:59:16,272 --> 00:59:19,070 it takes some getting used to, but 1239 00:59:19,024 --> 00:59:21,891 no sign of it 1240 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,705 no, no sign of it 1241 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,707 donna. 1242 00:59:27,312 --> 00:59:28,677 Christine. 1243 00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:32,701 - Hi. - God. 1244 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:36,823 Did you hear the bad news? 1245 00:59:36,816 --> 00:59:38,408 What? 1246 00:59:38,416 --> 00:59:40,680 I got fired. 1247 00:59:40,657 --> 00:59:42,921 Busted for stealing. 1248 00:59:44,592 --> 00:59:46,184 Yeah. 1249 00:59:46,192 --> 00:59:49,559 So I just wanted to come here and say goodbye. 1250 00:59:51,344 --> 00:59:53,073 Donna. 1251 00:59:59,985 --> 01:00:01,247 [Exhales deeply] 1252 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:05,668 You know, isn't it amazing 1253 01:00:05,553 --> 01:00:08,181 how there was a ghost rider on my flight? 1254 01:00:08,144 --> 01:00:10,135 Well... 1255 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,254 and another thing. 1256 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,840 I just can't help wondering. 1257 01:00:13,809 --> 01:00:17,176 How does someone go from royalty express 1258 01:00:17,104 --> 01:00:20,164 to international in such a short period of time? 1259 01:00:20,113 --> 01:00:23,082 [Breathes deeply] 1260 01:00:23,025 --> 01:00:24,492 Excuse me, christine. 1261 01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:27,398 I had you figured out from day one, donna. 1262 01:00:27,344 --> 01:00:28,743 What did you say? 1263 01:00:28,754 --> 01:00:32,622 You just couldn't stand the fact that I was prettier than you. 1264 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,292 That I was more fun than you. 1265 01:00:34,289 --> 01:00:35,984 That everyone loved me. 1266 01:00:35,984 --> 01:00:39,078 All I did was try to help you out. 1267 01:00:39,025 --> 01:00:41,289 And you stabbed me in the back. 1268 01:00:41,265 --> 01:00:43,825 I never stabbed you in the back, donna. 1269 01:00:43,793 --> 01:00:46,159 You switched our exams. 1270 01:00:46,129 --> 01:00:48,689 Well, if you're gonna nitpick. 1271 01:00:48,658 --> 01:00:50,717 And you left me rotting in cleveland 1272 01:00:50,705 --> 01:00:52,969 while you went and dotted your i's 1273 01:00:52,945 --> 01:00:55,038 with those tacky, little hearts in new york city. 1274 01:00:55,025 --> 01:00:57,084 Someone had to put you in your place. 1275 01:00:57,074 --> 01:00:58,405 Little miss perfect. 1276 01:00:58,418 --> 01:01:01,785 "Oh, excellent, donna." "Way to go, donna." 1277 01:01:01,714 --> 01:01:05,582 "Is it hard to get international lines, mrs. Weston?" 1278 01:01:05,490 --> 01:01:07,890 Throwing yourself all over that stupid ted. 1279 01:01:07,858 --> 01:01:09,758 You know what? You make me sick. 1280 01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:11,076 Leave ted out of this. 1281 01:01:11,090 --> 01:01:14,992 Just because you're pissed off that he wanted me and not you. 1282 01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:18,215 Get your hands off me. 1283 01:01:18,225 --> 01:01:19,886 Oh, i'm scared, donna. 1284 01:01:19,890 --> 01:01:23,451 What are you gonna do, throw one of your books at me? 1285 01:01:25,714 --> 01:01:27,807 Don't you walk away from me. 1286 01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:30,878 [Grunting] 1287 01:01:37,138 --> 01:01:38,833 Ow! 1288 01:01:50,834 --> 01:01:51,994 Good lord. 1289 01:01:52,018 --> 01:01:54,213 Out of the way, please. 1290 01:01:55,539 --> 01:01:57,063 Get her leg. 1291 01:01:57,906 --> 01:02:00,067 [Grunting] 1292 01:02:03,091 --> 01:02:04,183 You know what? 1293 01:02:04,210 --> 01:02:08,476 You got that fancy uniform and that [spits] $40 haircut! 1294 01:02:08,371 --> 01:02:10,100 But I see right through you! 1295 01:02:10,098 --> 01:02:11,998 Right to the inside! 1296 01:02:21,042 --> 01:02:23,738 Welcome aboard. 1297 01:02:27,603 --> 01:02:30,663 - Champagne or caviar? - Nothing for me. Thanks. 1298 01:02:30,611 --> 01:02:32,306 Sir, champagne or caviar? 1299 01:02:32,307 --> 01:02:34,002 I'm fine. Thank you. 1300 01:02:34,003 --> 01:02:36,597 Would you care for some champagne or caviar? 1301 01:02:36,563 --> 01:02:37,621 No, thank you. 1302 01:02:37,652 --> 01:02:40,416 I would like a vodka straight up, though. 1303 01:02:40,371 --> 01:02:43,568 Champagne and caviar. Extra-wide seats. 1304 01:02:43,507 --> 01:02:45,566 And no bologna or cheese. 1305 01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:47,352 This was first class. 1306 01:02:48,243 --> 01:02:50,507 Bonne journee, madame. 1307 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:04,330 [Telephone rings] 1308 01:03:04,307 --> 01:03:05,604 Hello? 1309 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,212 Bonjour. 1310 01:03:07,219 --> 01:03:08,151 Donna? 1311 01:03:08,179 --> 01:03:09,441 I'm in paris. 1312 01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:12,395 Well, good for you. I knew you'd get there. 1313 01:03:12,340 --> 01:03:15,332 Can I pick 'em or can I pick 'em? 1314 01:03:15,284 --> 01:03:18,310 Rudolph, you're not tenderizing meat, for god's sake! 1315 01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,626 I really wanted to say thank you. 1316 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,463 Well, don't spend all day on the phone. 1317 01:03:23,412 --> 01:03:25,004 Go out and see the city. 1318 01:03:30,164 --> 01:03:32,894 [Woman singing in french] 1319 01:04:16,405 --> 01:04:18,532 What was I gonna write? 1320 01:04:18,516 --> 01:04:20,507 "I love you but I left you"? 1321 01:04:20,501 --> 01:04:23,470 I'll just start with, "paris is beautiful." 1322 01:04:25,109 --> 01:04:27,475 [Man speaking french] 1323 01:04:27,446 --> 01:04:29,038 [Speaking french] 1324 01:04:29,044 --> 01:04:30,841 Miss, thank you very much. 1325 01:04:30,837 --> 01:04:33,328 As soon as everyone takes their seats, 1326 01:04:33,301 --> 01:04:35,201 we'll be ready to leave the gate. 1327 01:04:35,189 --> 01:04:36,679 [Shouting in french] 1328 01:04:36,694 --> 01:04:37,718 [Speaking french] 1329 01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:41,480 If we're going to be late, I have to make a call. 1330 01:04:47,957 --> 01:04:49,254 [Man speaking french] 1331 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:50,430 Oui, oui. 1332 01:04:50,838 --> 01:04:52,203 - Oh! - [Gasps] 1333 01:04:52,213 --> 01:04:54,306 - Oh, monsieur! - Oh! Oh! 1334 01:04:54,293 --> 01:04:57,285 - [Speaking french] - Oh! Oh! 1335 01:05:06,806 --> 01:05:08,797 Thank you. 1336 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,861 Good morning. 1337 01:05:26,869 --> 01:05:28,097 [Answering machine beeps] 1338 01:05:28,119 --> 01:05:29,882 This is a call for donna jensen. 1339 01:05:29,878 --> 01:05:32,847 This is jim donahue with royalty international scheduling. 1340 01:05:32,790 --> 01:05:37,557 You're on for tomorrow. 6:00 a.m. Flight 698. 1341 01:05:37,430 --> 01:05:38,692 [Beep] 1342 01:05:38,710 --> 01:05:41,201 Donna, it's joan with royalty international. 1343 01:05:41,174 --> 01:05:43,005 Your schedule has been changed. 1344 01:05:42,998 --> 01:05:46,161 You're headed to lisbon on flight 432 at 1300 hours. 1345 01:05:46,102 --> 01:05:48,536 - You'll be back... - [beep] 1346 01:05:48,502 --> 01:05:50,993 You'll be on flight 643... 1347 01:05:54,231 --> 01:05:55,163 [beep] 1348 01:05:55,190 --> 01:05:56,885 Donna, jim donahue. 1349 01:05:56,887 --> 01:05:57,979 [Beep] 1350 01:05:58,007 --> 01:05:59,907 Hi, donna. This is joan with royalty. 1351 01:05:59,894 --> 01:06:02,328 You're flying to stockholm via london. 1352 01:06:02,294 --> 01:06:05,695 That's in two weeks. Flight 602 with captain hanson. 1353 01:06:08,279 --> 01:06:09,541 [Beep] 1354 01:06:09,559 --> 01:06:11,424 Hi, donna. It's paige. 1355 01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:13,315 I know you just got back from geneva. 1356 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,328 How about a quick trip to brooklyn? 1357 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,379 We're having our christmas open house tonight. 1358 01:06:17,366 --> 01:06:18,765 Please come. It'll be fun. 1359 01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:21,038 Some of the other girls are gonna be there. 1360 01:06:21,015 --> 01:06:22,209 Call me, okay? 1361 01:06:23,351 --> 01:06:24,875 Donna! 1362 01:06:24,887 --> 01:06:26,013 - Hi. - Hey. 1363 01:06:26,039 --> 01:06:27,199 I'm so glad you came. 1364 01:06:27,223 --> 01:06:29,191 - Thanks for having me. - Come on in. 1365 01:06:32,311 --> 01:06:34,779 Oh, my. That looks so good. 1366 01:06:34,744 --> 01:06:36,644 Thank you so much. 1367 01:06:36,631 --> 01:06:40,294 Donna, you got to get in there and start mingling 1368 01:06:40,215 --> 01:06:41,876 with some of the straight guys. 1369 01:06:41,879 --> 01:06:44,541 We had them shipped in here especially for you 1370 01:06:44,503 --> 01:06:46,403 from jim's work. 1371 01:06:46,392 --> 01:06:48,292 Oh, thank you. 1372 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:50,623 God, you look really nice. 1373 01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:52,640 Are you serious? 1374 01:06:52,631 --> 01:06:56,123 Man, i'm so beat. I really need this rest. 1375 01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:58,148 Well, I think you look great. 1376 01:06:58,136 --> 01:07:00,036 - [Telephone rings] - Oh, shoot. 1377 01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:03,077 Can you just give them the address? 1378 01:07:03,064 --> 01:07:06,227 123 clinton. Clinton and pierpont. 1379 01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:08,032 Hello? 1380 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,228 Oh, bob. It's donna jensen. 1381 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:15,774 Oh, when do you need her? 1382 01:07:15,735 --> 01:07:16,827 Really? Tomorrow? 1383 01:07:16,856 --> 01:07:20,383 But that's christmas eve. 1384 01:07:25,048 --> 01:07:27,608 You know what? I'll take it. 1385 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:30,136 Yeah, I could really use the shift. 1386 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,094 Christmas in paris? It's a dream. 1387 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:37,820 Okay. I'll see you there. 1388 01:07:37,785 --> 01:07:39,650 Was that kim and nancy? 1389 01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,336 Are you happy with your long-distance carrier? 1390 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:44,423 - I said you were. - Can you believe them? 1391 01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:46,876 I guess they just figure everyone's home. 1392 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,774 Will you pose for photos? 1393 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:24,225 So i'm waiting by the phone 1394 01:08:24,090 --> 01:08:27,059 for the blessed ring 1395 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,060 like a holy grail 1396 01:08:30,010 --> 01:08:32,911 for the fisher king 1397 01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:35,691 time is ticking down 1398 01:08:35,641 --> 01:08:38,542 like a metronome 1399 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:41,516 rhythm for my brain 1400 01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:45,458 and its ceaseless games 1401 01:08:45,370 --> 01:08:50,501 I never seem to play them to the beat I hear 1402 01:08:50,362 --> 01:08:55,800 though my heartbeat is a beat that beats so near 1403 01:09:06,426 --> 01:09:10,726 so i'm changing who I am 1404 01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:16,621 'cause what I am's not good 1405 01:09:17,978 --> 01:09:22,915 and I know you love me now 1406 01:09:30,618 --> 01:09:33,052 is that donna jensen? [Laughs] 1407 01:09:33,018 --> 01:09:34,076 Sally! 1408 01:09:34,106 --> 01:09:36,131 What are you doing here? 1409 01:09:36,122 --> 01:09:38,181 We're creatures of habit. Jack and I. 1410 01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:41,401 We have christmas in paris. New year's in new york. 1411 01:09:41,338 --> 01:09:43,568 Wow. How exciting. 1412 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:45,071 Really not. 1413 01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:46,948 Were you here for christmas, too? 1414 01:09:46,938 --> 01:09:49,372 Yes, I was. 1415 01:09:49,339 --> 01:09:50,271 Gosh. 1416 01:09:50,299 --> 01:09:53,291 The champs-elysees and the lights. 1417 01:09:53,243 --> 01:09:55,507 I loved it. 1418 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:58,008 Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit 1419 01:09:57,979 --> 01:10:00,004 flight attendants pick up on the job? 1420 01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:00,927 No. 1421 01:10:00,954 --> 01:10:02,785 We learn to always keep smiling. 1422 01:10:02,779 --> 01:10:05,612 Even when we're out of bloody mary mix. 1423 01:10:05,563 --> 01:10:08,999 [Exhales deeply] 1424 01:10:08,923 --> 01:10:12,222 Do you remember that guy I was telling you about? Ted. 1425 01:10:12,154 --> 01:10:13,416 Of course. 1426 01:10:13,436 --> 01:10:17,167 Oh, I just really miss him. That's all. 1427 01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:19,278 Well, what's the problem? 1428 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:20,989 Go fly and see him. 1429 01:10:21,947 --> 01:10:24,711 Well, I can't. 1430 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:27,727 I took your advice, and we broke up. 1431 01:10:27,676 --> 01:10:29,041 My advice? 1432 01:10:29,052 --> 01:10:31,612 Well, sort of. 1433 01:10:31,579 --> 01:10:33,444 In your book, you say, 1434 01:10:33,435 --> 01:10:37,201 "don't ever let anything get in the way of your destiny." 1435 01:10:37,116 --> 01:10:39,880 Darling, I don't think you read carefully enough. 1436 01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:43,862 What I also said was that every pilot needs a copilot. 1437 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:46,036 And it is awful nice to have someone 1438 01:10:46,011 --> 01:10:47,273 sitting there beside you. 1439 01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:49,783 Especially when you hit some bumpy air. 1440 01:10:49,755 --> 01:10:52,417 Oh, I just really miss him. 1441 01:10:55,195 --> 01:10:57,561 I just wish I could get him back. 1442 01:10:57,532 --> 01:10:59,159 The last time I checked, 1443 01:10:59,163 --> 01:11:01,757 you were a girl who could make things happen. 1444 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,817 So stop feeling sorry for yourself. 1445 01:11:03,803 --> 01:11:07,432 And stop worrying about what he'll say. 1446 01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:10,760 You're right. 1447 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:15,335 I'm gonna do it. 1448 01:11:15,324 --> 01:11:18,384 All right. But we have to move fast. 1449 01:11:18,332 --> 01:11:21,392 There is a 9:00 p.m. Direct from paris to chicago. 1450 01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:23,638 If you got the last connection out of o'hare, 1451 01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,978 that would put you into cleveland in... 1452 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:28,179 both: 12 hours. 1453 01:11:31,004 --> 01:11:33,268 Who am I gonna get to cover my shift? 1454 01:11:33,244 --> 01:11:34,336 Are you kidding? 1455 01:11:34,365 --> 01:11:37,232 I still give the best oxygen-mask demo 1456 01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:37,908 in the business. 1457 01:11:37,948 --> 01:11:39,711 Get going. 1458 01:11:47,133 --> 01:11:50,102 Pierre, I need a uniform tout de suite. 1459 01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:54,740 Welcome to new york, where the local time is 7: 13 a.m. 1460 01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:57,916 I'd like to personally thank you for flying with us today 1461 01:11:57,853 --> 01:12:02,347 and remind you that the last one off the plane has to clean it. 1462 01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,384 Lying in my bed 1463 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:08,833 I hear the clock tick 1464 01:12:08,797 --> 01:12:11,459 and think of you 1465 01:12:11,421 --> 01:12:14,288 caught up in circles 1466 01:12:14,237 --> 01:12:18,537 confusion is nothing new 1467 01:12:18,429 --> 01:12:22,490 you say go slow 1468 01:12:22,397 --> 01:12:26,333 I fall behind 1469 01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:28,832 the second hand unwinds 1470 01:12:28,797 --> 01:12:33,530 if you're lost, you can look and you will find me 1471 01:12:33,405 --> 01:12:35,999 time after time 1472 01:12:35,966 --> 01:12:37,991 if you fall, I will catch you 1473 01:12:37,981 --> 01:12:40,711 i'll be waiting 1474 01:12:40,670 --> 01:12:42,729 time after time 1475 01:12:44,157 --> 01:12:46,387 [doorbell rings] 1476 01:12:54,846 --> 01:12:56,837 Hello? 1477 01:12:59,262 --> 01:13:01,093 Ted? 1478 01:13:09,022 --> 01:13:11,422 Hi, mrs. Stewart. 1479 01:13:12,445 --> 01:13:14,879 I'm donna. 1480 01:13:14,846 --> 01:13:18,213 I don't know if you remember me. I'm ted's friend. 1481 01:13:19,582 --> 01:13:24,178 We got you that little clicker thing for the tv. 1482 01:13:24,062 --> 01:13:25,120 Remember? 1483 01:13:28,543 --> 01:13:30,101 Is ted here? 1484 01:13:34,718 --> 01:13:37,983 [Exhales deeply] 1485 01:13:37,919 --> 01:13:40,080 I messed up. 1486 01:13:41,983 --> 01:13:44,042 I really did. 1487 01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:51,693 I thought that I was getting everything 1488 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:55,883 that I wanted, and... 1489 01:13:55,775 --> 01:13:58,505 I thought paris and... 1490 01:13:58,462 --> 01:14:00,362 first class would make me happy. 1491 01:14:00,351 --> 01:14:05,015 But... it didn't. 1492 01:14:06,336 --> 01:14:08,804 'Cause... 1493 01:14:08,767 --> 01:14:12,760 if you don't have that person to come home to, 1494 01:14:12,670 --> 01:14:16,606 then going away is just... 1495 01:14:19,743 --> 01:14:22,405 I love him. 1496 01:14:22,367 --> 01:14:23,629 [Sniffles] 1497 01:14:23,647 --> 01:14:27,413 And I just wanted to tell him that he made me happy. 1498 01:14:29,183 --> 01:14:30,775 Who are you? 1499 01:14:36,352 --> 01:14:40,152 You haven't heard a single word i've said, have you? 1500 01:14:42,431 --> 01:14:43,796 I did. 1501 01:14:53,792 --> 01:14:55,487 I love you. 1502 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,980 And I want to stay. I do. 1503 01:15:03,648 --> 01:15:05,673 Are you sure? 1504 01:15:08,992 --> 01:15:10,983 And you're gonna be happy? 1505 01:15:11,872 --> 01:15:13,772 Yep. 1506 01:15:14,559 --> 01:15:15,491 In cleveland? 1507 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,819 How are you gonna be happy in cleveland? 1508 01:15:18,752 --> 01:15:21,152 'Cause you're in cleveland. 1509 01:15:29,857 --> 01:15:31,324 I'm sorry. 1510 01:15:31,328 --> 01:15:32,693 Me too. 1511 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,873 Sally had said 1512 01:15:50,881 --> 01:15:54,783 that life is a series of arrivals and departures. 1513 01:15:54,689 --> 01:15:57,021 But I learned there is more than one way 1514 01:15:56,994 --> 01:15:59,360 to spread your wings. 1515 01:16:02,145 --> 01:16:03,578 Donna: Ladies and gentlemen... 1516 01:16:03,584 --> 01:16:06,144 welcome to cleveland hopkins international airport. 1517 01:16:06,113 --> 01:16:09,981 Keep your seat belts fastened until we reach the gate. 1518 01:16:09,889 --> 01:16:12,221 We know you have a choice when you travel. 1519 01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:15,060 We thank you for choosing royalty express. 1520 01:16:15,010 --> 01:16:17,376 If this is just a stopover for you, 1521 01:16:17,346 --> 01:16:20,713 we wish you a safe, pleasant continuation of your journey. 1522 01:16:20,641 --> 01:16:23,132 If cleveland is your final destination... 1523 01:16:25,441 --> 01:16:26,738 welcome home. 1524 01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:30,190 Don't stop believin' 1525 01:16:33,281 --> 01:16:34,339 mark. 1526 01:16:34,370 --> 01:16:35,962 Mark. 1527 01:16:35,969 --> 01:16:37,493 [Sighs] 1528 01:16:37,506 --> 01:16:39,098 That is bull s. 1529 01:16:39,105 --> 01:16:41,630 You want to know what's bull s? Eye exams! 1530 01:16:43,490 --> 01:16:45,651 You can't keep laughing at that. 1531 01:16:45,634 --> 01:16:47,602 That's evil. 1532 01:16:47,586 --> 01:16:49,247 I'll get it. 1533 01:16:53,506 --> 01:16:56,339 [Muffled shouting] 1534 01:16:57,219 --> 01:16:58,413 Man: Cut! 1535 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:04,181 Infinity flight two-niner-niner-zero, 1536 01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:08,567 you are cleared for takeoff on runway six. 1537 01:17:08,450 --> 01:17:09,712 Nine! 1538 01:17:10,690 --> 01:17:12,555 D'oh! 1539 01:17:12,546 --> 01:17:13,638 [Bell ringing] 1540 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:17,966 I am a kitten. 1541 01:17:17,858 --> 01:17:23,023 I am a kitten. 1542 01:17:27,138 --> 01:17:28,196 I'm okay. 1543 01:17:29,346 --> 01:17:31,678 Got to take off. Don't I wish. 1544 01:17:33,730 --> 01:17:35,357 I can't do it. 1545 01:17:35,363 --> 01:17:36,455 I can't hear you! 1546 01:17:36,482 --> 01:17:39,246 All: Before helping the people who love you, 1547 01:17:39,203 --> 01:17:40,795 put it on yourself. 1548 01:17:40,802 --> 01:17:42,531 This ain't your mama's house! 1549 01:17:42,531 --> 01:17:44,021 Questions? 1550 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:44,898 None. 1551 01:17:44,931 --> 01:17:46,125 Got to take off. 1552 01:17:46,147 --> 01:17:47,205 Don't I wish. 1553 01:17:47,235 --> 01:17:48,259 [Laughter] 1554 01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:50,190 I am sally weston. 1555 01:17:50,179 --> 01:17:51,874 Muffin! [sighs] 1556 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,502 How long do dogs live? 1557 01:17:53,507 --> 01:17:55,941 I love being a turtle! 1558 01:17:55,907 --> 01:17:58,034 Like the mutant ninja turtles. 1559 01:17:58,018 --> 01:17:59,645 Okay. What did we learn? 1560 01:18:00,387 --> 01:18:02,651 Okay. Let me try it again. 1561 01:18:02,626 --> 01:18:03,684 [Whistle blows] 1562 01:18:03,716 --> 01:18:06,844 Okay, class, what did randy forget? 1563 01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,516 - Mary? - Christine. 1564 01:18:08,516 --> 01:18:10,108 No. 1565 01:18:10,116 --> 01:18:12,346 Donna? 1566 01:18:12,323 --> 01:18:13,312 I know this. 1567 01:18:14,403 --> 01:18:15,461 Randy? 1568 01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:17,754 I forgot to buy him a drink? 1569 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:18,891 [Laughter] 1570 01:18:18,915 --> 01:18:21,213 [Whistle blows] 1571 01:18:21,187 --> 01:18:23,655 And that is procedure. 1572 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:24,780 Oh. 1573 01:18:34,884 --> 01:18:37,318 We are royalty 1574 01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:41,687 flying just as high as can be 1575 01:18:43,012 --> 01:18:45,378 we are royalty 1576 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:49,414 safety is our policy 1577 01:18:52,164 --> 01:18:56,260 there's an o xygen mask up above you 1578 01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:59,861 on a hidden shelf 1579 01:18:59,780 --> 01:19:03,841 before helping the people who love you 1580 01:19:03,748 --> 01:19:06,444 put it on yourself 1581 01:19:07,748 --> 01:19:11,775 use your seat belts, as if you don't know 1582 01:19:11,684 --> 01:19:14,346 make it nice and tight 1583 01:19:14,308 --> 01:19:17,334 take a look at the exits 1584 01:19:17,283 --> 01:19:19,114 they're up ahead 1585 01:19:19,108 --> 01:19:22,544 to your left and right 1586 01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:25,403 we are royalty 1587 01:19:26,309 --> 01:19:28,607 flying just as high as can be 1588 01:19:30,021 --> 01:19:33,684 we are royalty 1589 01:19:33,604 --> 01:19:36,869 safety is our policy