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♪ Shadows falling baby

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♪ We stand alone

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♪ Out on the street
Anybody you meet ♪

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♪ Got a heartache
Of their own ♪

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♪ It oughta be illegal

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♪ Make it a crime
To be lonely or sad ♪

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♪ It oughta be illegal

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♪ You got a reason for livin'
You battle on ♪

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♪ With the love
You're livin' on ♪

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♪ You gotta be mine ♪

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♪ We take it away ♪

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♪ It's gotta be night and day
Just a matter of time ♪

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♪ And we got nothing to be

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♪ Guilty of our love

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♪ Will climb any mountain
Near or far we are ♪

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♪ And we never let it end

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♪ We are devotion

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♪ And we got nothing
To be sorry for ♪

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♪ Our love is one
In a million eyes ♪

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Good morning, Yoyo.

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Morning, Gene.
Has it started?

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They're waiting for you,
sir. You better get changed.

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Okey-dokey.

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Would anyone like a drink
before we get started?

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No, thank you.

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Well, I'm going to make myself..

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A "suicide."

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Just a little bit of root beer,
traditional cola,

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just a touch
of lemon-lime spritz,

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orange up, and my
secret ingredient...

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just a dash of lemon-infused
iced tea.

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I like the extra bite.

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It's perfect.

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Is it ready?

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Finally, yes.

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After years of work,
I have developed

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genetically modified mosquitos

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and a way to control them.

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This remote here, activates
that receiver under the cow,

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releasing a signal attracting
the mosquitos.

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These are not just
itchy mosquito bites.

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One sting will kill
a large animal within minutes.

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So, hypothetically speaking,

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if the receiver was placed, say,

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in the middle of a small town,

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the mosquitoes
would then fly towards it

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stinging and killing everyone
in the town?

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- Hypothetically.
- Well,

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given that we have
thousands of mosquitos,

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we could kill
thousands of people

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but we don't
wanna do that, right?

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We're using these to kill
animals with rabies, right?

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In South Africa?

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There was a problem with rabid
herds of animals? You said?

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Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

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You cannot get away with this!
My house is full of evidence!

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Yoyo.

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Goodbye, Dr. Bradley.

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Now, no one can stop me.

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No one.

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♪ Let's go girls

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♪ Come on...

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Whenever I watch those movies

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- where they're in the 1800s...
- Oh.

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I can't stop thinking,

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did everybody just...
Gosh, I don't wanna be rude...

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- Stink?
- Yes.

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Yes, I know.
I think about it all the time.

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- They didn't have deodorant!
- No.

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They didn't have toilets,
didn't brush their teeth!

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- Everyone had yellow teeth.
- Yeah.

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Yellow teeth was just
the regular color.

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- It was the norm.
- The regular color.

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Yes, everyone had it.

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♪ No inhibitions
Make no conditions ♪

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♪ Get a little outta line...

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I had a dream

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that I made love with that man
on the Pringles can.

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- What flavor of Pringles was it?
- Plain. I like everything plain.

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- Plain Pringles are the best.
- Just plain.

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- Yeah.
- You know who I always

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- had a crush on? Mr. Peanut.
- Who? Oh, my gosh.

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- Something about him.
- But he's so smart.

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- He had that little monocle.
- And a top hat.

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- Love a man with a top hat.
- Me too.

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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Go totally crazy... ♪

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God, it's so funny to think
all the raccoons in the world

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- are sleeping right now.
- What?

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Listen, I don't really know more
than what I've already said.

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And some of what I said I'm not
even sure I actually know.

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- Excuse me.
- Hi.

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- Do you work here?
- Yes. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

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Great! 'Cause we're interested
in this couch you're sitting on.

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- Hmm, good. Okay.
- Um...

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- Okay...
- Here's the thing.

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Um, okay.

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This couch is the floor model.
And it's the only one left.

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- I'm so sorry.
- So, I'm sorry.

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- It's soiled up pretty badly.
- Is there a discount

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- since it's the floor model?
- Oh.

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I'm sorry would you excuse us
just for one minute?

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Just a quick second.

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- Star.
- Barb, what are we gonna do?

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- This is our couch.
- We've told each other

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so many things on this couch.
Remember when you told me

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you were afraid
you were addicted to caramel?

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- Right here on this couch.
- Caramel squares.

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God, I'm glad that's over.
And it was on this couch

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you told me my husband
was having an affair

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- with Dina Rankusio.
- That was so hard for me.

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You're a good friend
for telling me. Some wouldn't.

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Well, I couldn't keep that in.
I would never lie to you.

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- I would never lie to you.
- Star.

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Excuse me, uh, ladies?

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Listen, the reason why
we're acting a little funny

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about this couch is because
well, we love it.

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It's the truth.

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We sit on it every day.

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It's, um, it's our talking
couch, you know?

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So, um, you're telling us not
to buy the couch

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because you wanna sit on it?
At work?

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- That's it. You get it. Yes.
- Yes. She gets it. Exactly.

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- That's exactly it.
- Thank you.

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Thank you for helping us.
That was very helpful.

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Thank you so much.

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- That's so nice of you.
- Oh, my gosh.

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- Okay. Look, that was close.
- That was the couch.

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- We should do something.
- We have to rip a hole...

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- Why don't we fart on it?
- Oh, yes. Let's fart.

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Let's fart right now.

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Hi.

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I called you both

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in here today because...

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Wait, Star are you even
supposed to be working today?

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Oh, I always come in
when Barb works.

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She does the same. Don't worry,
you're not paying us double.

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Wait. I thought you were
working today.

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No! I thought
you were the one working.

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Gosh, that's so funny.

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- It's not the first time...
- That this happened.

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Sometimes one of us
is on the schedule,

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- we both come in.
- We just come in.

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Alright. Look. This is very
difficult for me to do.

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But I need to tell you
that we're closing the store.

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- What?
- Oh, I think he means

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for renovations.
Oh my gosh.

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- Are we getting a juke box?
- Please tell me

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we're getting that jukebox.

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No, please stop asking me
about that.

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The store is closing for good.

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Apparently,
Jennifer Convertibles

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as a national chain

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closed about seven months ago
and nobody bothered to tell us.

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- So, what does that mean?
- What does that mean?

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I'm sorry,
I know you love it here.

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But the good news is that
the company

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- is giving you severance.
- No. Severance?

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- We don't wanna be severanced.
- No! Please!

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This job is our lives.
It's our purpose.

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Where are we
gonna host Thanksgiving?

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Well, you can...

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Wait, you come in here
when the store is closed

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and host
your Thanksgiving dinners?

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No.

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God I'm really upset.

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I can't believe we're not
gonna work here anymore.

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I'm grieving. I think...
I think I'm really grieving.

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Me too, but you know what?

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We'll find another job.
This small town's full of places

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looking to hire women
in their 40s.

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Yeah. That's the attitude!

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- We'll find something better.
- Yeah.

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I mean, we both
have high school degrees.

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- Well, you do.
- Well, I don't.

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- I thought you did.
- Well, I don't.

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- Well, what can we do?
- Ladies!

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Hi!

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Mickey.

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- You look amazing.
- You look great.

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- Wow.
- Miguel and I just got back

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from vacation.

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My dermatologist
is not gonna be happy with me.

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I soaked up some mega rays.

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Gosh, you can see it.
You look glowing.

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You look really dark.

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Girls, I might just pack up
and moved there.

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- What? Where?
- Where did you go?

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It's this tiny little oasis
on the coast of Florida.

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It's people like us.
Mid-lifers

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who still like to strut past
the pool and stop the party

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dead in its tracks with a tube
top and full jewelry.

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- Oh. Yeah.
- I'm not kidding.

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I feel like I got a soul-douche.

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A soul-douche? Well...

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And not that I was looking,

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but there are so many
gorgeous men there.

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We're talking Tommy Bahama

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from head to toe.

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Tommy Bahama.

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Put that with a 24-hour CVS

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and you got yourself a party.

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I mean best week of my life.
You girls have got to go.

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-Well, not the best...
-Oh, yeah, no.

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-We're not...
-Time right now.

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We're not in a place

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- to really go anywhere.
- We can't really leave.

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I'll drop off a brochure later.

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- Oh, wow. Thank you.
- Oh, yeah.

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- That won't be necessary.
- I mean, yeah.

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It'd be nice to see
what it looks like.

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What's the name
of the place again?

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Vista Del Mar!

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- View of the swordfish.
- View of the mar.

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Before we begin
I just wanna thank

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Barb and Star for hosting
tonight's talking club

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and for making their famous,

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usual hot dog soup. Again.

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- You're welcome.
- It's a simple recipe.

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- Simple.
- Oh, Gail's not here,

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but it's 6:00 on the dot.
So, it's time to lock the door.

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I'm here.

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You're late Gail, buh-bye.

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Well, Talking Club
is officially in session.

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I was really hoping to talk
this week about horses.

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Specifically my horse,

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and the spectacular time
we had...

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You know the rules, Delores.

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We only share about the topic

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that we pick out
of the talking jar.

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Give me your soup.

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Today's topic is...

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jobs.

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I wanted to talk about
my job at the Christmas store.

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I know everyone thinks
it's not busy right now,

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but we are... all year round.

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- I believe you.
- Thank you.

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Well, I love my job
at the pharmacy.

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I get to play with the pills,

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and sometimes I shake them
along to the music.

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Star, we can't tell the ladies
what happened today.

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What? You mean lie? We can't.

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Oh, we just lost our job
at the hottest place in town.

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- What will they think of us?
- Oh,

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and I love my uniform.

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It's all white,

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so I get to set myself apart
with character socks.

247
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Those look fun.

248
00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:46,071
These have coffee cups
and coffee beans on them.

249
00:13:46,104 --> 00:13:48,540
- I wish you dress me.
- I don't have time.

250
00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:51,009
Barb and Star?
What about you guys?

251
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,178
I mean, you guys work at the
hottest place in town!

252
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,113
Maybe socks
would be a good topic.

253
00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:57,249
Oh, yes. I love the socks
without ankle.

254
00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,185
Barb, Star, the topic is jobs.

255
00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:04,189
Tell us about your jobs.

256
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,391
- Oh. Well...
- Oh.

257
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:11,430
- Uh... Today was...
- Uh, it was busy.

258
00:14:11,463 --> 00:14:12,164
- It was busy.
- Yeah.

259
00:14:12,464 --> 00:14:15,467
So, we had a lot of...
Big delivery.

260
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,602
- One big delivery.
- With furniture.

261
00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:19,237
- And sofa.
- Tables.

262
00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:20,572
There was a guy.

263
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:22,441
- He was delivering,
-He was tall.

264
00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:25,410
- The other was shorter.
- Not as tall.

265
00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:27,512
- We filled out paperwork.
- Inventory.

266
00:14:27,546 --> 00:14:28,380
Did everything.

267
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,249
- Then we had to load it all in.
- To look at the samples.

268
00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:33,418
- ...brought the samples.
- ...clipboard.

269
00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:35,721
- Made some tea.
- We signed up.

270
00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:38,223
And then we got a promotion.

271
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,257
- Oh!
- What?

272
00:14:39,691 --> 00:14:41,460
- Wow!
- Congrats.

273
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,295
Congratulations you guys!

274
00:14:43,328 --> 00:14:45,797
- Go home, Gail.
- We're so proud of you.

275
00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:47,432
We should do a toast.

276
00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:53,338
What? That's how
I cheers with my horse.

277
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:00,512
Barb and I lost our jobs.

278
00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:04,549
Sorry. The store closed.

279
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,185
And the story we just told you
about the delivery,

280
00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:09,221
the men coming,
the trucks, the nightstands,

281
00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:10,555
the fabric samples, the couches,

282
00:15:10,589 --> 00:15:13,225
the tall guy and the shorter guy
that wasn't as tall?

283
00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:14,860
That was a lie!

284
00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:16,194
Oh, damn.

285
00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:21,233
We all know there are only three
major rules in Talking Club.

286
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,302
Rule number one, no sneakers.

287
00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:28,106
Rule number two, no swearing
except for the "F" word.

288
00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:32,344
Rule number three, no lying.

289
00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:34,413
You two are banned
from the club.

290
00:15:34,446 --> 00:15:35,247
- What?
- What?

291
00:15:35,614 --> 00:15:37,716
Ladies, grab your
purses, and pocket books.

292
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:40,385
- No, Debbie, please.
- Isn't there like

293
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:42,120
a three-strike rule
or something?

294
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:44,423
Please, we won't do it again.
This is all we have left.

295
00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:46,191
- Can we have one more chance?
- One more chance.

296
00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:47,626
- Please.
- It was just one lie.

297
00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:49,895
- Give us a chance.
- We don't know what to say.

298
00:15:56,835 --> 00:16:00,305
Barb, are you upset with me?
I'm sorry I blurted it out.

299
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:03,375
Star, no.
I can never be upset with you.

300
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:07,412
It's okay, we lied.
We deserved it.

301
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,850
Do you know
they make denim culottes?

302
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,486
They're for our weather.

303
00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:16,321
Do you think
Jennifer Convertibles closing

304
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,355
was a sign?

305
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:19,691
And getting kicked out
of Talking Club?

306
00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:21,726
A sign?

307
00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:25,197
Okay. You know those days
when you see me

308
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,232
- just staring at the carpet?
- Yes.

309
00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:28,867
Sometimes I daydream.

310
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,470
About life
outside of this place.

311
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,640
Maybe something is telling us
to do something different.

312
00:16:35,674 --> 00:16:38,410
- Oh, my gosh. Yes.
- Yes? Oh!

313
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:40,779
Should we try those socks
with individual toes?

314
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:42,247
- Yeah.
- What do they feel like?

315
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:42,981
I've always wondered.

316
00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:46,184
I wonder how my toes will react.
They've always been together.

317
00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:47,152
I think they'll like it.

318
00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:49,488
- What if it's something bigger?
- Like what?

319
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:52,791
Like this.

320
00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:54,292
- A trip?
- Yes.

321
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:55,760
-Star...
-No, look,

322
00:16:55,794 --> 00:16:57,929
look at these two people.
Look how happy they are.

323
00:16:57,963 --> 00:17:00,365
Imagine that's you and me
riding on that banana boat.

324
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:01,900
Just bouncing around

325
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,236
with our arms and legs
spread wide open

326
00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:06,872
with water and air
going all inside of us.

327
00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,507
This is dangerous.

328
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,941
Things happen to people
on trips.

329
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:11,543
What if we get lost,
or poisoned,

330
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:13,578
or we get a rash?
What if they put us in jail

331
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:15,313
'cause they think
we put drugs in our butts?

332
00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:16,314
What if we fall out of a car?

333
00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,650
Have you heard
of traveler's diarrhea, Star?

334
00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:23,755
Your stomach doesn't care where
you are, it just releases.

335
00:17:23,788 --> 00:17:25,757
Haven't you ever wondered
if the real ocean

336
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,292
sounds like our noise machine?

337
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:28,994
The real ocean
has strong currents.

338
00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:31,830
And people get swept out,
and they sink and they drown.

339
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:35,233
Okay.

340
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:38,703
I know things changed for you
after Ron died.

341
00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:40,705
They certainly did for me
after Carmine Left.

342
00:17:40,739 --> 00:17:42,841
But we used to have fun.

343
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,677
Remember that one time
we went on a haunted hay ride?

344
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,679
And we got chased by that man

345
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:49,548
with a Jack-o'-lantern head
and a chainsaw.

346
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:50,582
And then we heard later

347
00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:53,451
he wasn't an actor, he just
escaped from the local prison.

348
00:17:53,485 --> 00:17:54,886
- He was a real killer.
- Killer.

349
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,788
- He was trying to kill us.
- Oh.

350
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:59,424
Remember the 4th of July when
we roller skated through town

351
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:00,859
in our sequined leotards?

352
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:02,794
And my sparkler
caught your hair on fire?

353
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,729
And then my hair
caught your hair on fire.

354
00:18:04,763 --> 00:18:07,699
We caught
each other's hair on fire.

355
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:09,467
Oh.

356
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:17,709
Barb, I feel like...
we lost our... shimmer.

357
00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:21,513
Isn't that just what happens
when you get older?

358
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:23,615
No. I mean, it doesn't have to.

359
00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,917
We still have a chance
to be those people again.

360
00:18:25,951 --> 00:18:28,520
I mean, look all of our stories.

361
00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:30,021
They're... they're from the past.

362
00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:32,457
We don't
have any stories from now.

363
00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:37,462
I feel like we're fading away.

364
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,031
I don't wanna fade away.

365
00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:42,467
Hey, look, I know you're afraid
something is gonna go wrong,

366
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,736
but what if it doesn't?

367
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,938
What if we go there
and have a time of our lives?

368
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:48,974
We lay on the beach
and we feel the sun

369
00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:50,742
and we have breakfast
and have muffins

370
00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:52,544
and croissants
with all kinds of jelly...

371
00:18:52,577 --> 00:18:54,012
- Let's do it.
- What?

372
00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:57,716
I can't believe I'm saying this.
Let's throw caution to the wind

373
00:18:57,749 --> 00:18:59,417
like a couple
of rock and rollers!

374
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,685
- Really?
- Yes.

375
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:02,687
- Barb.
- Star.

376
00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:06,091
Let's go to Vista Del Mar.

377
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,996
I'm gonna bring those
culottes I bought at Kaboom.

378
00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,764
- Culottes?
- My fringe shorts.

379
00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:14,366
- Tangerine pants.
- Oh, my curlers.

380
00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:16,501
I don't want anything
to happen to my curlers.

381
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,404
- Anyway...
-Cheese pizza.

382
00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:21,573
Gosh, let me
just get mushroom. Well.

383
00:19:21,606 --> 00:19:23,742
Traveler's checks.
Leftover from my wedding.

384
00:19:23,775 --> 00:19:25,677
For the shower.
Safety first.

385
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,113
Always good to bring
a little piece of art

386
00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:30,015
- from home.
- We're gonna buy a lot

387
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,449
- of Florida cookies.
- Some rope.

388
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:32,784
This is gonna be
for the cheese pizza.

389
00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,052
My curlers.

390
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:37,355
This is a toilet
scrubber and a back scrubber.

391
00:19:37,389 --> 00:19:39,824
Maybe it's time
to put the curlers in.

392
00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:41,993
- Vista Del Mar...
- Here we come.

393
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:50,935
What's on your mind?

394
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,071
I'm just nervous
something is going to go wrong.

395
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,106
I even tried
to distract myself today

396
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,676
by training some of the mice
from the lab.

397
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:00,545
Everything is going to be
fine. I promise.

398
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:02,047
I want you to get there early.

399
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,548
Get the lay of the land.

400
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:05,050
Here's the microchip.

401
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,886
The receiver cannot
be activated without it.

402
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,422
Be very careful with it.
It's fragile.

403
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,857
There's a compartment for it
in your belt.

404
00:20:13,224 --> 00:20:14,826
Yoyo designed it.

405
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,861
God, I love that little boy...

406
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,064
And most importantly...

407
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:21,132
the antidote.

408
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,500
You might get stung.

409
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,736
This will make you
immune to the poison.

410
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:28,473
- I won't let you down, my love.
- No, you won't.

411
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:34,646
I've been working on this plan
my entire life.

412
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,718
And now, it's finally time.

413
00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:41,820
I can't wait for all
of this to be over.

414
00:20:41,853 --> 00:20:43,855
After what those people
did to you,

415
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:44,989
and for you to be happy,

416
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,926
and for us to be
an official couple.

417
00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:54,065
Um...

418
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,604
Mm-hmm. Yes.

419
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,474
You do wanna be together, right?

420
00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:05,744
- Be an official couple?
- Mm-hmm.

421
00:21:07,979 --> 00:21:09,047
Yes, of course I do.

422
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,648
I'm just, um,

423
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:13,585
it's hard for me relax.
You know, until this is over.

424
00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:15,954
- You understand.
- Yeah.

425
00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,155
So...

426
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,725
don't screw it up.

427
00:21:24,829 --> 00:21:26,498
Strings, you're still off.

428
00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:29,634
The rest can have cheese.

429
00:21:35,306 --> 00:21:39,110
Woo! Well, I was not
prepared for that take off.

430
00:21:39,144 --> 00:21:39,944
Me neither.

431
00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:42,647
Ma'am, I apologize for screaming
at the top of my lungs.

432
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,681
Mm.

433
00:21:44,349 --> 00:21:47,519
- What? A free magazine!
- What?

434
00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:49,721
I have got to read
this interview with Don Cheadle.

435
00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:52,557
Oh, I love him.
You know that reminds me,

436
00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:54,259
the other day
I said to myself...

437
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:56,694
I cannot think of a famous
actress named Trish.

438
00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:59,063
You're kidding.
That's my favorite name.

439
00:21:59,097 --> 00:22:02,133
What? Mine too! How did we
never talk about this?

440
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:06,704
To me, a woman named Trish
is a woman you can count on.

441
00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:09,641
Really has her act together.
Athletic, natural.

442
00:22:09,674 --> 00:22:11,976
Just real natural.
And loves the holidays.

443
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,612
Trish? At Christmas? Forget it.

444
00:22:14,646 --> 00:22:16,047
She gets everybody a gift.

445
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,816
- What about Halloween?
- Oh.

446
00:22:17,849 --> 00:22:20,185
Trish leaves a big pot
of candy for the kids.

447
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:22,153
- Yeah.
- Because she trusts.

448
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,655
She'd be out

449
00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:25,023
- with her girlfriends.
- Country-dancing.

450
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,758
She has a natural
sense of rhythm.

451
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,259
She'd have one ear
double-pierced.

452
00:22:28,293 --> 00:22:29,928
- And the other...
- Just single.

453
00:22:30,762 --> 00:22:32,764
Once when I was applying
for a job at Talbots,

454
00:22:32,797 --> 00:22:34,966
- I told them my name was Trish.
- What?

455
00:22:34,999 --> 00:22:37,235
Well, remember when
I was in that hit and run

456
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,736
- and that lady passed?
- Uh-huh.

457
00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,071
- Her name was Trish. Yeah.
- Really?

458
00:22:40,104 --> 00:22:42,073
Trish loses one of her
ears in a twister,

459
00:22:42,106 --> 00:22:44,209
- but not her hearing.
- She's a storm chaser.

460
00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:45,944
Her mom doesn't want her to be.

461
00:22:45,977 --> 00:22:47,779
- Their relationship is tough.
- Hmm.

462
00:22:47,812 --> 00:22:50,014
Trish always wanted to be
a portrait photographer.

463
00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,550
She loves people.
She would always say,

464
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:54,752
"A person's face says
a lot about how they look."

465
00:22:54,786 --> 00:22:56,120
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Yeah.

466
00:22:56,154 --> 00:22:57,055
Okay.

467
00:22:57,088 --> 00:22:58,923
- Trish's favorite number?
- Four.

468
00:22:58,957 --> 00:23:00,725
- Her favorite animal?
- Hen!

469
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,327
- Trish's favorite movie?
- Oh.

470
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,828
- Short Circuit.
- The Ring.

471
00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:08,600
And then she said,
"You know what, skin cancer?

472
00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:10,802
"You are not gonna take me.

473
00:23:12,036 --> 00:23:13,905
"Because I'm gonna take
my own life."

474
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:15,807
And she did.

475
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:20,178
She jumped off that cliff
near her house on the Cape.

476
00:23:20,211 --> 00:23:21,779
Dove right into the water,

477
00:23:22,347 --> 00:23:25,583
hitting every rock on the way.

478
00:23:25,617 --> 00:23:29,053
And now there's a beautiful
spirit out there in the ocean.

479
00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:31,890
And you know what her name is?

480
00:23:35,894 --> 00:23:37,228
It's Trish.

481
00:23:38,663 --> 00:23:40,598
Trish.

482
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,902
♪ Florida ♪

483
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:47,739
♪ Florida

484
00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:51,676
♪ Going back to the peninsula

485
00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:55,813
♪ Ooh, Florida

486
00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:04,822
I'm here.

487
00:24:09,027 --> 00:24:10,361
Oh, the air
feels different here.

488
00:24:10,395 --> 00:24:12,297
Oh, my God, you're right.

489
00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:14,365
Smells like Red Lobster.

490
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,136
Look, it's the shuttle
for our hotel!

491
00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:20,238
Oh, my God.

492
00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:22,640
♪ Florida ♪

493
00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:26,077
♪ Florida

494
00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:30,381
♪ Going back to the peninsula

495
00:24:31,749 --> 00:24:33,985
♪ Ooh, Florida

496
00:24:34,986 --> 00:24:38,122
♪ Ooh, Florida

497
00:24:39,891 --> 00:24:41,793
♪ Florida

498
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:49,968
- Oh, my Star.
- Oh, my Barb.

499
00:24:50,234 --> 00:24:51,235
Let me take your bags, ma'am.

500
00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:53,071
Check in's over there.

501
00:24:53,271 --> 00:24:54,672
Hope you had a nice flight.

502
00:25:00,078 --> 00:25:02,146
♪ Welcome to Palm Vista

503
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,215
♪ A Floridian paradise

504
00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:06,684
♪ All your dreams
Come true here ♪

505
00:25:06,718 --> 00:25:08,820
♪ Every drink
Is served with ice ♪

506
00:25:11,089 --> 00:25:13,024
♪ We're here
To please every member ♪

507
00:25:13,057 --> 00:25:14,993
♪ We love the pie in town

508
00:25:15,026 --> 00:25:17,428
♪ It's a middle-age Nirvana

509
00:25:17,462 --> 00:25:19,697
♪ At the Palm Vista Hotel

510
00:25:20,098 --> 00:25:21,799
♪ Add this macaroni salad ♪

511
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,002
♪ At the all
You can eat buffet ♪

512
00:25:24,035 --> 00:25:25,937
♪ We'll chop your food
With passion ♪

513
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:28,106
♪ We'll change your sheets here
Every day ♪

514
00:25:28,139 --> 00:25:29,707
♪ Well, almost every day

515
00:25:30,241 --> 00:25:33,911
♪ Everywhere I look
I see official couples ♪

516
00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:38,249
♪ And soon
My turn will come around ♪

517
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:43,321
♪ A man must do what it takes
To win his sweetheart ♪

518
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:47,225
♪ So I'm gonna kill everyone
In this town ♪

519
00:25:47,725 --> 00:25:49,494
♪ The spa is so relaxing ♪

520
00:25:49,527 --> 00:25:51,462
♪ The ocean is aquamarine

521
00:25:51,729 --> 00:25:53,898
♪ I'm recovering
From my divorce here ♪

522
00:25:54,098 --> 00:25:57,435
♪ And the pool has chlorine ♪

523
00:25:57,969 --> 00:26:03,408
♪ So get ready
For the time of your life ♪

524
00:26:03,441 --> 00:26:09,013
♪ We're gonna rock
Your freaking bell ♪

525
00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:12,250
♪ Are you ready
For your soul-douche ♪

526
00:26:12,283 --> 00:26:15,386
-♪ Soul-douche
-♪ Soul-douche

527
00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:18,256
♪ Soul-douche

528
00:26:18,689 --> 00:26:20,792
♪ At the Palm Vista ♪

529
00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:23,828
♪ The Palm Vista
The Palm... ♪

530
00:26:23,861 --> 00:26:25,329
♪ Vista...

531
00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:27,932
♪ Motel ♪

532
00:26:27,965 --> 00:26:30,301
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

533
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:35,239
Did you say Palm Vista Motel?

534
00:26:35,273 --> 00:26:36,407
Uh, yeah.

535
00:26:36,441 --> 00:26:37,842
♪ The beds are tempurpedic

536
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,310
No, Jerry! No.
You're late again.

537
00:26:39,343 --> 00:26:40,445
And the song is over.

538
00:26:41,913 --> 00:26:43,514
Ma'ams, I am so sorry,

539
00:26:43,548 --> 00:26:47,785
but this is the Palm Vista Hotel
Spa and Salon.

540
00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:50,855
You are clearly staying
at the Palm Vista Motel

541
00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:52,356
which is right outside the doors

542
00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:55,259
two football fields away
across the hot parking lot.

543
00:26:55,293 --> 00:26:56,360
So, have a good day.

544
00:26:56,394 --> 00:26:57,895
Can we stay here?

545
00:26:57,929 --> 00:26:59,430
You have any rooms?
We really like it here.

546
00:26:59,464 --> 00:27:01,432
Ladies, you can flirt with me
all you want,

547
00:27:01,466 --> 00:27:03,134
but it's not
gonna change my mind.

548
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,236
There is absolutely
no vacancies.

549
00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:07,205
We are completely booked up

550
00:27:07,238 --> 00:27:09,874
because of this weekend's
Seafood Jam.

551
00:27:09,907 --> 00:27:10,942
Have a great day.

552
00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,212
Oh, brother.

553
00:27:26,858 --> 00:27:28,926
We'll, this looks nice too.

554
00:27:29,393 --> 00:27:32,130
Oh, look at that. Painting.

555
00:27:33,331 --> 00:27:35,967
Oh, hi. Hi.

556
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,268
- Hi.
- Hi.

557
00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,871
We have a reservation
under Barb and Star.

558
00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:42,173
Okay, six nights?

559
00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:43,508
- Yup.
- Yup. Mm-hmm.

560
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,243
Yeah. Do you want towels?

561
00:27:45,643 --> 00:27:48,012
- Yes, uh, yeah, uh-huh.
- Yeah I think so.

562
00:27:48,479 --> 00:27:49,914
Do you need sheets?

563
00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:54,385
- Probably.
- Yeah, for the bed.

564
00:27:55,253 --> 00:27:57,155
No pillows though, okay?

565
00:28:03,361 --> 00:28:04,862
- Okay.
- Okay.

566
00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:08,499
Gosh.

567
00:28:09,934 --> 00:28:11,169
This is peaceful.

568
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:14,839
I like how the stains
everywhere look like designs.

569
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:16,307
Oh, yeah.

570
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:17,642
I am warm though.

571
00:28:17,675 --> 00:28:18,910
- Me too.
- Yeah.

572
00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:20,211
- I'm really warm.
- Yeah.

573
00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:23,247
I have an idea.
What if we go check out the pool

574
00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:25,116
- over at the nice hotel?
- Star.

575
00:28:25,149 --> 00:28:27,318
- Is that even legal?
- I honestly don't know.

576
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,088
Come.

577
00:28:32,456 --> 00:28:34,025
- Oh. Woo.
- Whoa, gosh.

578
00:28:34,058 --> 00:28:35,560
- Better get some water.
- My eyes...

579
00:28:35,593 --> 00:28:36,594
I don't see anything.

580
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:39,430
♪ The sun will come out
Tomorrow ♪

581
00:28:39,463 --> 00:28:42,533
♪ Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow ♪

582
00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:44,569
♪ There'll be sun

583
00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:48,172
♪ Just thinkin' about
tomorrow ♪

584
00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:51,042
♪ Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow ♪

585
00:28:51,075 --> 00:28:53,144
♪ 'Til there's none

586
00:28:53,177 --> 00:28:56,147
♪ With the day that's gray

587
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:59,250
♪ And lonely
I just stick out my chin ♪

588
00:28:59,684 --> 00:29:03,487
♪ And grin, and say ♪

589
00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:11,095
Mickey was right.
Everyone here is so friendly!

590
00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:13,164
I know.
Star?

591
00:29:13,197 --> 00:29:14,498
- What?
- That guy is waving at you.

592
00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:17,001
I think he likes you.
You should take a lover

593
00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:17,935
- on this trip.
- Barb,

594
00:29:18,302 --> 00:29:20,972
men are not attracted to me,
okay? The guy's just being nice.

595
00:29:21,005 --> 00:29:23,341
And Carmine was proof of that
when he left me for Dina!

596
00:29:23,374 --> 00:29:24,342
That is not true.

597
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:27,011
Men find me disgusting,
and I'm okay with it.

598
00:29:27,044 --> 00:29:29,046
Star, if I said it once,
I said it a million times,

599
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,348
you could model
for effin' Chico's,

600
00:29:30,381 --> 00:29:32,283
- and I'm not just saying that.
- Chico's?

601
00:29:32,316 --> 00:29:35,152
- Come on. I wish.
- Or Costco.

602
00:29:35,186 --> 00:29:36,654
I'm talking the Kirkland brand.

603
00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:39,390
Kirkland? Oh, my God.

604
00:29:39,423 --> 00:29:41,158
Oh, my God.

605
00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:44,028
I think I'm gonna try
the frog's legs.

606
00:29:44,061 --> 00:29:45,329
What? Oh, gosh, I couldn't.

607
00:29:45,363 --> 00:29:46,998
Every time I think of frog legs

608
00:29:47,031 --> 00:29:48,366
I think of Kermit
riding his bicycle

609
00:29:48,399 --> 00:29:50,301
and how much he used his legs.
He really needed them.

610
00:29:50,635 --> 00:29:52,703
He did. Oh, I feel bad now.

611
00:29:52,737 --> 00:29:55,172
Okay. I'm gonna do
the veal-stuffed manatee.

612
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,476
Ooh. I'm gonna try

613
00:29:58,509 --> 00:30:00,211
the fried bald eagle babies.

614
00:30:00,244 --> 00:30:02,446
- Oh, yum.
- Excuse me, ladies?

615
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,514
Hi.

616
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:06,050
Can I see you
out of the pool, please?

617
00:30:07,351 --> 00:30:08,185
We're so sorry.

618
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:09,420
- Please. You're right.
- I knew this was gonna happen.

619
00:30:09,754 --> 00:30:13,057
- She said we'd go to jail.
- The other motel, it was so hot.

620
00:30:13,090 --> 00:30:14,392
Stop!

621
00:30:14,425 --> 00:30:15,326
Ladies listen.

622
00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:19,163
There's been a cancellation
and we have a room available.

623
00:30:19,196 --> 00:30:20,164
- What? Here?
- What?

624
00:30:20,364 --> 00:30:22,099
It's not really a cancellation.

625
00:30:22,967 --> 00:30:24,735
The family that was in the room
is missing.

626
00:30:24,769 --> 00:30:25,736
Oh!

627
00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,371
It's probably the husband.

628
00:30:27,405 --> 00:30:29,707
It's always the husband.
He reported them missing,

629
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,243
the next thing you know,
they're stuffed up in a chimney.

630
00:30:32,543 --> 00:30:34,712
Anyway, the room is yours,
if you'd like it.

631
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,319
Yes. Yes, yes.

632
00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:43,054
Ooh, your voices
are really high.

633
00:30:57,735 --> 00:30:58,803
Oh, my God.

634
00:30:58,836 --> 00:31:00,638
- Look at this room!
- Woo.

635
00:31:01,038 --> 00:31:03,274
Star, did you see
that restaurant?

636
00:31:03,307 --> 00:31:04,508
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm so excited

637
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:05,743
it's almost time for dinner!

638
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,311
And time for a cocktail?

639
00:31:07,511 --> 00:31:09,246
- Star!
- Okay. You go in the bathroom,

640
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,614
I'll lay out our bottoms
and tops!

641
00:31:10,648 --> 00:31:12,016
You know what
should wear tonight?

642
00:31:12,283 --> 00:31:14,051
Our evening culottes!

643
00:31:16,487 --> 00:31:19,090
Everything's going
according to plan, my love.

644
00:31:19,123 --> 00:31:20,624
I'm also missing you.

645
00:31:20,658 --> 00:31:23,561
There are lots of people here,
lots of official couples.

646
00:31:24,395 --> 00:31:25,296
Do you miss me?

647
00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:31,202
Oh, well, you're usually here.
And now you're not.

648
00:31:31,235 --> 00:31:32,770
And I know you're gone.

649
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:36,374
And when you return,
you'll be back.

650
00:31:36,407 --> 00:31:37,575
Is that what you mean?

651
00:31:38,242 --> 00:31:40,211
- Never-mind.
- Oh, Edgar,

652
00:31:40,244 --> 00:31:41,812
I feel like I'm sensing
some 'tude.

653
00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:43,848
- No, no.
- I really must run.

654
00:31:43,881 --> 00:31:45,449
Yoyo and I have been playing
hide and seek

655
00:31:45,483 --> 00:31:47,485
and I haven't seen him
since last night.

656
00:31:55,693 --> 00:31:57,194
Good evening,
ladies and gentleman,

657
00:31:57,228 --> 00:31:58,529
I'm Richard Cheese.

658
00:31:58,562 --> 00:32:01,432
♪ What I really, really love

659
00:32:01,465 --> 00:32:04,235
♪ When I look
Around this place ♪

660
00:32:04,802 --> 00:32:07,838
♪ Is all the sets of boobies ♪

661
00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:10,574
♪ And I want them in my face

662
00:32:11,609 --> 00:32:13,144
♪ Hello, boobies

663
00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:15,479
♪ I love boobies

664
00:32:15,513 --> 00:32:17,248
♪ I love gazongas

665
00:32:17,281 --> 00:32:20,518
♪ I love knockers
And chimichangas ♪

666
00:32:20,551 --> 00:32:22,753
♪ I love melons and bonbons

667
00:32:22,787 --> 00:32:24,455
♪ And Winnebagos

668
00:32:24,488 --> 00:32:27,625
♪ I'll take a big chest
Up shirt potatoes ♪

669
00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:30,194
♪ Because I love boobs

670
00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:31,262
Thank you.

671
00:32:31,295 --> 00:32:32,730
Oh, my, these are comfortable.

672
00:32:32,763 --> 00:32:34,498
Put another whiskey, please?

673
00:32:35,199 --> 00:32:38,436
- Room number again, please, sir?
- Six-eleven.

674
00:32:38,469 --> 00:32:42,406
Oh, 611? Oh, my... Barb.

675
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,475
Oh, my gosh! He's 611.

676
00:32:44,508 --> 00:32:46,811
Six-eleven? We're in 124!

677
00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:51,282
- We're in room 124.
- And you're...

678
00:32:52,316 --> 00:32:53,517
Wow.

679
00:32:54,051 --> 00:32:57,688
I'm Barb and this is Star,
and you are...

680
00:32:59,423 --> 00:33:00,758
Edgar.

681
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,460
- Oh. Edgar.
- Nice.

682
00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:08,666
I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day.

683
00:33:08,699 --> 00:33:10,601
Oh, no.
Are you not going?

684
00:33:11,268 --> 00:33:12,837
That's what's happening with us.

685
00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:14,605
Traveling really stops you up.

686
00:33:14,638 --> 00:33:16,273
I mean, my stomach it's like

687
00:33:16,674 --> 00:33:18,909
just a bunch
of rolled up sacks in there.

688
00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:21,745
All in line trying to get out,
it's like a traffic jam.

689
00:33:21,779 --> 00:33:23,914
No, uh, work stuff.

690
00:33:24,582 --> 00:33:27,218
Oh, my gosh.
We have work stuff too!

691
00:33:27,251 --> 00:33:28,919
- We just lost our dream jobs.
- Yeah.

692
00:33:28,953 --> 00:33:30,521
It's been really hard.

693
00:33:30,955 --> 00:33:34,492
Star, why don't you cheer him up
with one of your greeting card

694
00:33:34,525 --> 00:33:36,193
- poems?
- Oh, Barb. Don't listen to her.

695
00:33:36,227 --> 00:33:37,862
- No. I'm so rusty, no.
- Come on.

696
00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:39,196
- Stop it.
- Come on.

697
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,332
- Barb?
- Sorry, what is this?

698
00:33:41,365 --> 00:33:42,900
Star has a gift,
you should share it.

699
00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,768
Oh, it's nothing,
it's just a silly hobby I have.

700
00:33:44,802 --> 00:33:46,704
I like to make my own
greeting cards, specifically

701
00:33:46,737 --> 00:33:49,740
for the middle aged, you know,
because we go through stuff.

702
00:33:49,773 --> 00:33:51,809
- Don't be shy, come on.
- Barb, please.

703
00:33:51,842 --> 00:33:53,544
Do it, just do it.
Help this man.

704
00:33:53,577 --> 00:33:57,815
Okay. Okay.
Just do one. Gosh.

705
00:33:57,848 --> 00:33:58,949
- You're gonna love this.
- Okay,

706
00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:01,418
- I'm gonna make it up.
- She's gonna make it up.

707
00:34:01,452 --> 00:34:02,987
- Okay.
- Nothing planned.

708
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,623
She's thinking.
She's preparing.

709
00:34:05,656 --> 00:34:06,857
We can't force it.

710
00:34:07,358 --> 00:34:11,562
Sometimes life's umbrella
has holes in it,

711
00:34:13,664 --> 00:34:17,301
and the water just pours
all over your shoulders

712
00:34:17,334 --> 00:34:20,204
- and your hair.
- All right.

713
00:34:20,704 --> 00:34:23,407
But don't worry,
because the rain will end.

714
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:27,444
But you should also get
a replacement umbrella

715
00:34:27,478 --> 00:34:28,712
for the next time.

716
00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:33,584
Gosh. Was that okay?
I was so nervous!

717
00:34:33,617 --> 00:34:35,819
I don't know how she does it.
Words just...

718
00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:38,389
fall out of her,
like, air comes out of a...

719
00:34:39,590 --> 00:34:40,925
- See, I can't do it.
- Anyway,

720
00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,660
I hope it helped a little.

721
00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:45,362
Yeah, it did actually, yeah.
Thank you.

722
00:34:45,396 --> 00:34:46,397
See?

723
00:34:47,331 --> 00:34:48,999
- See?
- All right.

724
00:34:50,701 --> 00:34:52,836
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna take a short break.

725
00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:54,471
I'll be right back, thank you.

726
00:34:54,972 --> 00:34:56,840
Okay. I'm back.
Thank you.

727
00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:01,378
- My turn to pick the drink.
- Okay.

728
00:35:01,412 --> 00:35:03,614
Okay. Ooh, George,
what's this drink

729
00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:05,316
with the skull
and crossbones over it?

730
00:35:05,349 --> 00:35:06,951
Can we get one of those?

731
00:35:11,889 --> 00:35:13,457
It's called The Buried Treasure.

732
00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:15,593
- Yo-ho-ho.
- No one's ever finished

733
00:35:15,626 --> 00:35:16,594
the whole thing.

734
00:35:17,561 --> 00:35:18,996
But if you get to the bottom,

735
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,431
there's a real treasure.

736
00:35:22,766 --> 00:35:24,768
You sure you guys wanna do this?

737
00:35:24,802 --> 00:35:26,036
- Yeah.
- Yes.

738
00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,571
- Okay.
- I love treasures.

739
00:35:27,605 --> 00:35:29,306
- Yes.
- Yeah.

740
00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:34,278
♪ Tried to amend
My carnivorous habit ♪

741
00:35:35,512 --> 00:35:37,648
♪ Made it nearly 70 days ♪

742
00:35:38,249 --> 00:35:39,750
You finished that already?

743
00:35:39,783 --> 00:35:40,584
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.

744
00:35:40,884 --> 00:35:42,820
Just for the record,
we never found the treasure.

745
00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:44,388
You found the chest
at the bottom

746
00:35:44,788 --> 00:35:46,023
- with the syrupy liquid?
- Yeah.

747
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,591
- We licked it up.
- All the syrup.

748
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:48,425
- Let's go.
- You open up

749
00:35:48,726 --> 00:35:50,361
the scuba diver's mask
and found the three pills?

750
00:35:50,394 --> 00:35:51,562
- Uh-hmm.
- I took a pill.

751
00:35:51,595 --> 00:35:52,830
- I had one.
- I had a pill.

752
00:35:52,863 --> 00:35:57,668
- Oh, well, that's you...
- treasure.

753
00:35:57,701 --> 00:36:02,072
♪
Cheeseburger in paradise ♪

754
00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:07,745
♪ Heaven on Earth
With an onion slice ♪

755
00:36:08,612 --> 00:36:13,517
♪ Not too particular
Not too precise ♪

756
00:36:14,852 --> 00:36:16,620
♪ Cheeseburger... ♪

757
00:36:23,861 --> 00:36:26,930
♪ Near, far ♪

758
00:36:26,964 --> 00:36:30,067
♪ Wherever you are ♪

759
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,536
♪ I believe that ♪

760
00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:36,674
♪ The heart does go on ♪

761
00:36:39,677 --> 00:36:42,613
I like looking at wicker,
but I don't like sitting at it.

762
00:36:44,081 --> 00:36:45,082
Hmm.

763
00:36:47,418 --> 00:36:50,154
♪ Love can touch us one time ♪

764
00:36:50,187 --> 00:36:52,790
♪ And last for a... ♪

765
00:36:52,823 --> 00:36:55,559
Hello, it's me.
Of course, you didn't answer.

766
00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:57,761
I'm getting sick of these...

767
00:36:58,395 --> 00:37:02,733
mixed messages,
so I've met two young...

768
00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:06,603
Two middle-aged lady friends.

769
00:37:06,637 --> 00:37:09,707
If you don't start giving me
this respect thing soon...

770
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:13,077
And the mission is off.

771
00:37:18,482 --> 00:37:22,152
♪ My heart will go on... ♪

772
00:37:52,716 --> 00:37:54,051
-Did we all...
-Yes.

773
00:37:54,752 --> 00:37:56,120
A lot of times.

774
00:37:56,153 --> 00:37:58,689
I just got
your message, my darling.

775
00:37:58,722 --> 00:38:01,458
Let's not talk such nonsense
about completing the mission.

776
00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:03,527
You know it's hard for me
to show it,

777
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,896
but I love you deeply.

778
00:38:05,929 --> 00:38:08,132
I know I rode you guys
like a couple of horses.

779
00:38:08,165 --> 00:38:10,634
- Oh. That's why...
- There up and down the hallway.

780
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:12,002
- ...my back's a little sore.
- Yeah.

781
00:38:12,035 --> 00:38:13,470
-That's why my back...
-It might be sore

782
00:38:13,504 --> 00:38:15,105
from all you did
against the table.

783
00:38:15,139 --> 00:38:17,141
- It was two against one there.
- Well, that's true.

784
00:38:17,174 --> 00:38:19,209
Miss you.
Kiss with tongues.

785
00:38:19,243 --> 00:38:21,545
We really used the room
today and our bodies.

786
00:38:21,578 --> 00:38:24,948
Bye, guys. Thanks very much
for the, um, great time.

787
00:38:24,982 --> 00:38:26,817
- Oh, Edgar. Goodbye.
- Hey, come on.

788
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:28,185
- Come on.
- Goodbye to you.

789
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:29,586
- Have a great day.
- Bye.

790
00:38:29,987 --> 00:38:31,588
- Bye.
- Goodbye.

791
00:38:31,622 --> 00:38:33,824
Oh, great.

792
00:38:33,857 --> 00:38:35,559
- Oh.
- Well, okay.

793
00:38:35,993 --> 00:38:39,663
Oh, gosh I have to admit
I do feel kind of funny.

794
00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,031
Was it because
I spanked your bottom?

795
00:38:41,064 --> 00:38:42,833
I think it's because
he's the first man

796
00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,735
I've been with,
you know, since Carmine left.

797
00:38:44,768 --> 00:38:47,171
- Oh, I know how you feel.
- Yeah.

798
00:38:47,204 --> 00:38:49,139
I haven't been with anyone
since Ron.

799
00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:50,641
- You know that.
- Yeah.

800
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,210
- Oh.
- Edgar was nice though.

801
00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:54,611
-I mean...
-Oh, my gosh.

802
00:38:54,645 --> 00:38:56,713
What a nice man.

803
00:38:56,747 --> 00:38:59,183
Was such a nice man.

804
00:39:06,857 --> 00:39:09,259
- My God! The shop...
-The shopping here.

805
00:39:09,293 --> 00:39:12,029
I love that magnet I got
that says "Flip Flop Zone"

806
00:39:12,062 --> 00:39:13,297
in wacky letters?
I wanna look at it.

807
00:39:13,330 --> 00:39:15,699
That ones in the bag that says
Pookie McNally's Trinket Hut.

808
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,134
- It's the yellow one.
- Oh, yes.

809
00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,769
That's where I got
my new phone case.

810
00:39:18,802 --> 00:39:20,938
- I love it.
- It's like I'm listening

811
00:39:20,971 --> 00:39:22,005
- to the ocean.
- I love it.

812
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,842
- We don't have cell phones.
- Oh, no, I'm gonna take it home

813
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,743
- and glue it to our land line.
- That's clever.

814
00:39:26,777 --> 00:39:29,146
- I can't believe we found this.
- That's going on our car.

815
00:39:29,179 --> 00:39:31,248
Do you know what
my favorite thing is?

816
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,983
- Friendship bracelets?
- Yes.

817
00:39:33,016 --> 00:39:34,818
I can't believe
these were only three dollars.

818
00:39:34,852 --> 00:39:36,753
It's a keepsake,
it's a keepsake for life.

819
00:39:38,355 --> 00:39:39,223
- It's a little sharp though.
- They are sharp.

820
00:39:39,523 --> 00:39:41,692
- They're a little sharp.
- Getting my skin a little bit.

821
00:39:41,725 --> 00:39:43,160
We'll break it in.
It'll wear down over time.

822
00:39:43,193 --> 00:39:44,795
- Yeah.
- Star.

823
00:39:45,262 --> 00:39:47,231
A glass bottom boat?

824
00:39:47,264 --> 00:39:49,066
- Let's see what time it leaves.
- Let's go fast.

825
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,101
- We gotta hurry. Oh, God!
- Okay.

826
00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:52,769
- Sea shells!
- What? Gosh.

827
00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:54,705
It's a freakin' clam
with googly eyes.

828
00:40:06,783 --> 00:40:07,885
Ready to party?

829
00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:12,589
♪ Near, far, wherever you are ♪

830
00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:25,669
You imbecile!

831
00:40:25,702 --> 00:40:26,904
I can fix this, I can.

832
00:40:26,937 --> 00:40:28,939
- Fiddlesticks.
- Please, just let me try.

833
00:40:28,972 --> 00:40:30,674
I won't mess up again.
Please don't worry.

834
00:40:30,707 --> 00:40:31,842
Oh, I won't.

835
00:40:32,609 --> 00:40:34,811
I know if I need
to count on someone,

836
00:40:34,845 --> 00:40:37,314
there's another man
I could call.

837
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,249
What?
What man?

838
00:40:39,283 --> 00:40:41,285
Let's just say
when it comes to spies,

839
00:40:41,318 --> 00:40:43,186
I know he won't let me down.

840
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:45,689
Now, you listen to me
and you listen good.

841
00:40:45,722 --> 00:40:48,125
You work for me,
do you get that?

842
00:40:48,158 --> 00:40:50,360
You are my employee
and nothing more

843
00:40:50,394 --> 00:40:53,030
until this gets done.
Now, if you'll excuse me

844
00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:54,965
I have a long distance
phone call to make.

845
00:40:54,998 --> 00:40:56,733
No, wait, wait. No!

846
00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,635
Wait, wait! No!
Hello?

847
00:41:07,244 --> 00:41:11,248
♪ Burning, like my blood's
In a pan on a stove ♪

848
00:41:11,281 --> 00:41:14,151
♪ And its heating me up
To the max ♪

849
00:41:14,184 --> 00:41:17,988
♪ So I'm running, my legs
As just fast as I can ♪

850
00:41:18,021 --> 00:41:19,756
♪ To the left, to the right

851
00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,925
♪ I'm a frustrated man

852
00:41:21,959 --> 00:41:25,696
♪ Now I'm flicking my tiptoes
To kick up the sand ♪

853
00:41:25,729 --> 00:41:27,698
♪ 'Cause I can't understand

854
00:41:27,731 --> 00:41:32,102
♪ All these fire
That's raging inside me ♪

855
00:41:32,135 --> 00:41:35,906
♪ Seagulls in the sand
Can you hear my prayer ♪

856
00:41:35,939 --> 00:41:39,776
♪ I keep trying
But I'm getting nowhere ♪

857
00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:43,747
♪ Head's gonna fall now
Under her spell ♪

858
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:48,051
♪ Am I in heaven
Or am I in hell ♪

859
00:41:49,486 --> 00:41:52,889
♪ Leaping, doing the splits
From my heart ♪

860
00:41:52,923 --> 00:41:56,727
♪ Going higher and higher
My legs spread apart ♪

861
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,697
♪ Now I'm twirling
Like a baby ballerina ♪

862
00:42:00,897 --> 00:42:04,267
♪ Who's digging a hole
With the force of his feet ♪

863
00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:06,103
♪ Watch me climbing

864
00:42:06,136 --> 00:42:10,307
♪ I'm going up a palm tree
Like a cat up a palm tree ♪

865
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:14,811
♪ Who's decided
To go up a palm tree ♪

866
00:42:14,845 --> 00:42:18,348
♪ Seagull on the tire
Can you hear my prayer ♪

867
00:42:18,382 --> 00:42:22,252
♪ I keep trying
But I'm getting nowhere ♪

868
00:42:22,285 --> 00:42:26,223
♪ Head's gonna fall now
Under her spell ♪

869
00:42:26,256 --> 00:42:32,262
♪ Am I in heaven
Or am I in hell ♪

870
00:42:32,295 --> 00:42:35,065
♪ Ooh...

871
00:42:35,098 --> 00:42:38,935
♪ Ooh...

872
00:42:38,969 --> 00:42:42,839
♪ Ooh...

873
00:42:42,873 --> 00:42:47,444
♪ Ooh...

874
00:42:47,477 --> 00:42:52,282
♪ Ooh...

875
00:42:52,315 --> 00:42:54,951
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

876
00:42:54,985 --> 00:43:01,825
-♪ Ooh
-♪ Ooh

877
00:43:03,026 --> 00:43:05,028
♪ Woman, I love you

878
00:43:05,062 --> 00:43:08,765
♪ Seagulls in a group
Can you hear my prayer ♪

879
00:43:08,799 --> 00:43:12,436
♪ I keep trying
But I'm getting nowhere ♪

880
00:43:12,469 --> 00:43:16,373
♪ Head's gonna fall now
Under her spell ♪

881
00:43:16,406 --> 00:43:21,044
♪ This couldn't be heaven
I know ♪

882
00:43:21,878 --> 00:43:24,781
♪ I'm in...

883
00:43:24,815 --> 00:43:28,085
♪ Hell

884
00:43:32,155 --> 00:43:35,025
Phew! Well, I gotta be honest,

885
00:43:35,425 --> 00:43:37,360
I don't think I can do
another night like last night.

886
00:43:37,394 --> 00:43:39,362
Oh.

887
00:43:39,396 --> 00:43:41,031
Me neither. My gosh.

888
00:43:41,498 --> 00:43:43,533
Although, you know,
Edgar was so nice.

889
00:43:43,567 --> 00:43:44,434
Who?

890
00:43:44,801 --> 00:43:48,205
Oh, um... Oh, was it Edgar?
What was his... that man's name?

891
00:43:48,405 --> 00:43:50,474
- Oh, I don't know.
- Hmm.

892
00:43:50,507 --> 00:43:52,209
- Oh, right. Edgar.
- Yeah.

893
00:43:52,242 --> 00:43:53,376
From last night.

894
00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,445
Oh, I wasn't thinking
about him anymore.

895
00:43:55,479 --> 00:43:57,047
I forgot him.

896
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,850
Me too. Yeah, I should forget
all about him.

897
00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:02,486
I think I just
wanna stay in tonight.

898
00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:05,088
Sit on the patio
and practice my calligraphy.

899
00:44:05,122 --> 00:44:06,356
Maybe write a poem.

900
00:44:06,389 --> 00:44:08,825
And just have a couple
of wheat thins,

901
00:44:08,859 --> 00:44:10,527
- and just cool it.
- Oh, that's a nice idea.

902
00:44:10,794 --> 00:44:11,595
And I'm gonna take a bath.

903
00:44:11,995 --> 00:44:14,531
- Oh. I won't disturb you.
- And I will not disturb you.

904
00:44:15,866 --> 00:44:17,434
- Okay.
- I'm gonna get my stuff.

905
00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:18,835
Oh, here's my pen.

906
00:44:34,117 --> 00:44:35,485
Okay, I'm in the tub now.

907
00:44:39,389 --> 00:44:42,159
Dearest Edgar,
I hope you remember me.

908
00:44:42,192 --> 00:44:44,060
I'm the disgusting woman
from last night.

909
00:44:44,094 --> 00:44:45,162
Oh, gosh.

910
00:44:45,195 --> 00:44:48,098
Barb says I shouldn't
describe myself that way.

911
00:44:48,131 --> 00:44:51,201
You should know that
I've been hurt in the past.

912
00:44:51,234 --> 00:44:53,303
I'm a broken woman.

913
00:44:54,437 --> 00:44:56,573
I haven't written
my feelings down in so long,

914
00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:58,408
but, gosh, you lit a fire in me

915
00:44:58,441 --> 00:45:00,510
and I am raging with passion
right now.

916
00:45:02,546 --> 00:45:04,447
Okay? Where do I begin?
Um...

917
00:45:05,115 --> 00:45:09,319
I was born in a hospital...

918
00:45:14,157 --> 00:45:15,892
Ah. I get it.

919
00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:21,598
- Hello?
- Edgar Paget?

920
00:45:22,165 --> 00:45:25,302
- Uh, who is this?
- Never mind you.

921
00:45:26,036 --> 00:45:27,604
- Uh, what?
- For the purpose

922
00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:30,173
of our relationship,
I shall remain anonymous.

923
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,442
I'm an associate
of you know who.

924
00:45:32,475 --> 00:45:35,679
Oh. Um...
hello.

925
00:45:35,712 --> 00:45:38,048
I understand
you lost the microchip.

926
00:45:38,081 --> 00:45:40,083
You are in a bit of a conundrum.

927
00:45:40,116 --> 00:45:42,919
Fortunately, I'm the man
with the means to replace it.

928
00:45:42,953 --> 00:45:45,989
Don't ask me what they are.
That's private.

929
00:45:46,756 --> 00:45:48,525
- Okay.
- You'll hear from me.

930
00:45:48,558 --> 00:45:50,594
Wait for my call
from this private number

931
00:45:50,627 --> 00:45:53,129
I'm calling you from
right now privately.

932
00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:55,465
Actually, you know what,
you came...

933
00:45:55,498 --> 00:45:56,900
You came up on my... on my phone.

934
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,069
- I'm sorry. What?
- Your number actually

935
00:45:59,102 --> 00:46:00,503
came up on my phone.

936
00:46:01,171 --> 00:46:04,574
Damn it!
Well, don't look at it again.

937
00:46:04,608 --> 00:46:06,676
- I won't?
- Don't call it.

938
00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:07,777
I'm very private.

939
00:46:07,811 --> 00:46:10,313
- And don't give to anyone.
- Who will I give it to?

940
00:46:10,347 --> 00:46:12,382
Listen, um,
when the number comes up,

941
00:46:12,415 --> 00:46:14,517
does it happen to say
the name Darlie Bunkle?

942
00:46:15,118 --> 00:46:17,454
Uh, no. Is that your name?

943
00:46:17,487 --> 00:46:19,122
Damn it!

944
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:21,157
What was that noise?

945
00:46:21,558 --> 00:46:23,994
Don't tell him it's me
on the phone. Darlie Bunkle.

946
00:46:24,027 --> 00:46:26,496
-Capital D-A-
-Oh, listen, I have to go.

947
00:46:26,529 --> 00:46:27,597
No, I have to go.

948
00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:34,571
Shit.

949
00:46:40,777 --> 00:46:41,978
Hey.

950
00:46:43,079 --> 00:46:44,114
Hi.

951
00:46:46,616 --> 00:46:49,319
I've been thinking about you
ever since this morning.

952
00:46:55,659 --> 00:46:58,028
- Shall I come in?
- Uh... no, no, no.

953
00:46:58,061 --> 00:46:59,162
- Wait. Sorry. Um...
- Oh

954
00:46:59,195 --> 00:47:01,231
I got like work stuff
everywhere. It's a real mess.

955
00:47:01,264 --> 00:47:03,400
That's okay. I only have
a few minutes anyways.

956
00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:05,302
- Star thinks I'm in the tub.
- No, no. Wait, wait.

957
00:47:05,335 --> 00:47:07,304
Um, not here. Not here.
Let's not do it here.

958
00:47:07,337 --> 00:47:09,606
Let's, um... Let's go for a walk

959
00:47:09,639 --> 00:47:11,608
- Edgar.
- What?

960
00:47:11,641 --> 00:47:13,143
- Okay.
- Okay.

961
00:47:13,943 --> 00:47:16,513
There's probably a lot
you wanna know about me.

962
00:47:16,546 --> 00:47:19,082
My husband's name
was Ron Quicksilver.

963
00:47:19,115 --> 00:47:20,350
He was a rodeo star.

964
00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:24,220
He was so manly, there were
rumors he was chemically off.

965
00:47:24,254 --> 00:47:26,022
He was the love of my life.

966
00:47:27,023 --> 00:47:30,126
All I'm grateful for
is he died a quick death.

967
00:47:30,593 --> 00:47:31,995
He was trampled.

968
00:47:32,696 --> 00:47:35,165
- Oh, no. By a bull?
- No.

969
00:47:35,198 --> 00:47:37,600
It was a bunch of shoppers at
the Stereo Hut on Black Friday.

970
00:47:37,634 --> 00:47:39,602
They had 50-inch flat screens
for $199.

971
00:47:40,804 --> 00:47:42,472
I did get one.

972
00:47:42,505 --> 00:47:44,441
♪ Wrapped around each other... ♪

973
00:47:44,874 --> 00:47:47,644
I realized
your worst fears can come true.

974
00:47:48,244 --> 00:47:52,215
And I think maybe when Ron died,
I stopped living too. I mean,

975
00:47:52,248 --> 00:47:53,683
I didn't really stop living.

976
00:47:53,717 --> 00:47:55,452
I'm not dead.
I'm not a ghost.

977
00:47:55,485 --> 00:47:57,087
But after
that wild night with you,

978
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,655
something shifted in me,
you know?

979
00:47:59,222 --> 00:48:01,391
Something's changing. I...

980
00:48:01,424 --> 00:48:03,526
I wanna look at life
for the first time again

981
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,394
like a baby.

982
00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:09,199
Gosh, I wanna be a baby again.
I was so flexible then.

983
00:48:09,232 --> 00:48:10,700
Star went as a baby
for Halloween once.

984
00:48:10,734 --> 00:48:13,103
She wore a diaper.
Only a diaper.

985
00:48:13,136 --> 00:48:15,071
She won best costume.

986
00:48:15,972 --> 00:48:19,175
Oh, my gosh.
Star, she thinks I'm in the tub.

987
00:48:20,043 --> 00:48:22,579
I lied to her
and I've never done that before.

988
00:48:23,313 --> 00:48:27,550
God, I'm a terrible friend.
I wasted all that water.

989
00:48:29,386 --> 00:48:33,423
Edgar, I'm sorry.
This can't happen.

990
00:48:35,225 --> 00:48:36,526
We weren't mean to be.

991
00:48:37,026 --> 00:48:39,829
You've set me free,
and that's all this was.

992
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:43,299
Thank you, Edgar.
Thank you!

993
00:48:44,234 --> 00:48:45,435
You're welcome?

994
00:48:45,468 --> 00:48:47,837
Everything is possible!

995
00:48:52,876 --> 00:48:54,711
Oh, look at her.
She's asleep.

996
00:48:57,881 --> 00:48:59,082
Star!

997
00:49:00,683 --> 00:49:01,684
Star!

998
00:49:03,386 --> 00:49:06,189
Okay. You're probably exhausted
from writing.

999
00:49:07,056 --> 00:49:10,193
Anyway, sweet dreams.
Good night, Star.

1000
00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:15,265
I'm just so grateful for you!

1001
00:49:15,298 --> 00:49:16,599
Gosh darn it,
you're a good friend.

1002
00:49:16,633 --> 00:49:18,868
That's all.
Good night, Star!

1003
00:49:28,244 --> 00:49:29,245
Hi.

1004
00:49:30,513 --> 00:49:31,514
Hi.

1005
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,355
I started writing you a letter,
but then,

1006
00:49:39,389 --> 00:49:41,157
my gosh, I was thinking
about you so much,

1007
00:49:41,191 --> 00:49:43,493
my brain just
got all squirrelly.

1008
00:49:43,526 --> 00:49:45,462
I just...
wanted to come over and...

1009
00:49:46,396 --> 00:49:48,698
talked to you inside
where your sheets are.

1010
00:49:52,969 --> 00:49:54,737
His name is Carmine Testaviglio.

1011
00:49:54,771 --> 00:49:57,307
I should've known he was
having an affair with Dina.

1012
00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:59,209
I didn't stand a chance.

1013
00:49:59,242 --> 00:50:02,579
Carmine had a foot fetish,
and Dina has huge toes.

1014
00:50:03,079 --> 00:50:05,215
My toes stopped growing
after I was three months old.

1015
00:50:05,248 --> 00:50:07,717
They're like little pieces
of rice. I'm not kidding.

1016
00:50:08,418 --> 00:50:10,653
- Oh, God, don't look.
- I wasn't.

1017
00:50:11,554 --> 00:50:13,823
♪ Wrapped around each other... ♪

1018
00:50:14,691 --> 00:50:17,327
Now, when someone
leaves you, you just think,

1019
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,895
"So there must be
something wrong with me."

1020
00:50:18,928 --> 00:50:20,864
So I just figured
I'm disgusting.

1021
00:50:20,897 --> 00:50:23,733
But that night with you
was the first time since Carmine

1022
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:25,735
I felt non-disgusting.

1023
00:50:26,369 --> 00:50:28,605
I mean, you saw
my folds and holes

1024
00:50:28,638 --> 00:50:30,607
and you didn't run away.

1025
00:50:30,907 --> 00:50:32,642
Now, I'm just starting
to realize that maybe

1026
00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,777
having meaningless flings
is the way to go.

1027
00:50:35,178 --> 00:50:37,480
No one gets hurt.
No strings attached.

1028
00:50:38,381 --> 00:50:41,584
It's just you shouldn't have
to try to make someone love you.

1029
00:50:41,618 --> 00:50:43,486
That's all.
I don't know.

1030
00:50:45,722 --> 00:50:46,956
I know what you mean.

1031
00:50:47,924 --> 00:50:48,925
You do?

1032
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:54,864
Plus, you put all your faith
in someone and, poof,

1033
00:50:55,398 --> 00:50:57,634
they turn out
to be someone else.

1034
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,536
I once heard this story
about a woman

1035
00:50:59,569 --> 00:51:01,704
who married a doctor, turns out

1036
00:51:01,738 --> 00:51:03,506
he was Bruce Springsteen.

1037
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:05,475
I guess he just wanted
to be a regular person

1038
00:51:05,508 --> 00:51:07,210
for a little while or something.

1039
00:51:07,644 --> 00:51:09,479
I remember one year
for Halloween,

1040
00:51:09,512 --> 00:51:11,314
Barb went as Bruce Springsteen.

1041
00:51:11,948 --> 00:51:14,217
Oh, my God. Barb.

1042
00:51:14,951 --> 00:51:17,520
What am I doing?
She thinks I'm sleeping.

1043
00:51:17,554 --> 00:51:20,490
I lied to her, and I think
she might have feelings for you.

1044
00:51:20,523 --> 00:51:22,992
-Oh, no. I don't think she...
-I've been a terrible friend.

1045
00:51:23,026 --> 00:51:24,761
And I ruined that pillow.

1046
00:51:25,562 --> 00:51:28,298
- Oh, Edgar...
- I should go.

1047
00:51:28,731 --> 00:51:30,567
Which means
we don't have a lot of time.

1048
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,935
Gosh, I need you inside me.

1049
00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:34,637
Let's go make love against
those hard wooden stairs.

1050
00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:43,813
Edgar. Oh, thanks for letting me
talk through this

1051
00:51:43,846 --> 00:51:45,548
and letting me
ride you like that.

1052
00:51:45,582 --> 00:51:48,017
Now, I get meaningless sex.

1053
00:51:48,051 --> 00:51:50,486
It feels good physically,
and that's all.

1054
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,821
Star that was...

1055
00:51:54,691 --> 00:51:55,858
that was amazing.

1056
00:51:58,061 --> 00:52:00,063
I mean, it was really,
really different.

1057
00:52:00,096 --> 00:52:02,332
- Did I bounce too much?
- No.

1058
00:52:02,365 --> 00:52:03,366
Oh, good.

1059
00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:05,568
That was so lovely.

1060
00:52:06,369 --> 00:52:07,937
Listen, I really
have to get back.

1061
00:52:07,971 --> 00:52:09,872
Barb, can never know about this.

1062
00:52:09,906 --> 00:52:11,507
Gosh, gotta go.

1063
00:52:14,477 --> 00:52:16,846
- Let's do it one more time.
- Oh, yup. Yup. Please.

1064
00:52:48,444 --> 00:52:49,712
What are you doing?

1065
00:52:51,447 --> 00:52:52,915
Oh, I was just playing
with this lamp.

1066
00:52:52,949 --> 00:52:54,984
- Oh.
- I got a little reflux.

1067
00:52:55,018 --> 00:52:56,352
And I tried to wake you,

1068
00:52:56,386 --> 00:52:58,021
but I saw you put a pillow
in the bed.

1069
00:52:58,054 --> 00:53:01,357
Was that just a funny joke?
I laughed but then I wondered.

1070
00:53:01,624 --> 00:53:03,893
Oh, um, I just didn't wanna
wake you up.

1071
00:53:04,494 --> 00:53:08,398
You know, I didn't know
how long I was gonna be out.

1072
00:53:08,431 --> 00:53:09,399
Oh, thank God.

1073
00:53:09,732 --> 00:53:12,435
I thought maybe you went down
to the ocean and got swept away.

1074
00:53:12,468 --> 00:53:13,970
Where did you go?

1075
00:53:14,003 --> 00:53:15,705
I just went out
to clear my head.

1076
00:53:15,738 --> 00:53:18,908
You know, get some of that
salty breeze in my lungs.

1077
00:53:18,941 --> 00:53:21,377
- Okay.
- And went for a walk with...

1078
00:53:23,846 --> 00:53:24,981
a turtle.

1079
00:53:26,149 --> 00:53:27,183
- A turtle?
- You know, I just

1080
00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:31,754
wanna make sure he was safe,
so I-I... made sure he got home.

1081
00:53:32,155 --> 00:53:34,791
You went to a turtle's house?

1082
00:53:34,824 --> 00:53:36,492
I went to a turtle's house.

1083
00:53:36,526 --> 00:53:38,461
Where do they live around here?

1084
00:53:38,494 --> 00:53:40,963
Oh, over by bushes.
How was your bath?

1085
00:53:41,664 --> 00:53:42,699
Oh.

1086
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:46,002
- It was good. Good tub.
- Good.

1087
00:53:46,402 --> 00:53:49,539
I just stayed in there,
the whole time.

1088
00:53:49,572 --> 00:53:50,640
Well, good for you.

1089
00:53:50,673 --> 00:53:55,078
Well, I was really relaxed,
and the water was warm.

1090
00:53:55,111 --> 00:53:57,747
And I...

1091
00:53:58,981 --> 00:54:00,583
saw a turtle.

1092
00:54:00,616 --> 00:54:02,518
In the tub?

1093
00:54:02,552 --> 00:54:03,786
Yup. A baby one.

1094
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,722
He just floated up
out of the drain,

1095
00:54:05,755 --> 00:54:07,990
and he swam around,
and he splashed me.

1096
00:54:08,024 --> 00:54:09,192
And I tried to pet him,

1097
00:54:09,225 --> 00:54:11,160
- but he got scared.
- 'Cause your big?

1098
00:54:11,194 --> 00:54:13,830
So much bigger than him.
He went back down.

1099
00:54:13,863 --> 00:54:16,999
And, uh, anyway, that's why
you can't see him right now.

1100
00:54:17,934 --> 00:54:19,702
Wow.

1101
00:54:21,037 --> 00:54:22,505
We should probably hit the hay.

1102
00:54:22,538 --> 00:54:24,107
Yes. Let's go to bed.
I'm tired.

1103
00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:30,213
Anyway, I'm so happy
to be here with you.

1104
00:54:30,246 --> 00:54:32,582
Well, I'm so happy
to be here with you.

1105
00:54:33,616 --> 00:54:35,718
- Good night.
- Good night, Star.

1106
00:55:02,545 --> 00:55:03,780
Yoyo.

1107
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,115
I love it.

1108
00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:08,084
I'm so happy I built you
that craft room.

1109
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:11,487
Now, let's go over the plan
one last time.

1110
00:55:11,521 --> 00:55:13,089
- Are you ready?
- Why does this plan

1111
00:55:13,122 --> 00:55:14,690
mean so much to you, huh?

1112
00:55:14,724 --> 00:55:16,926
Oh, Yoyo.

1113
00:55:18,895 --> 00:55:20,163
Bring me my chair.

1114
00:55:20,696 --> 00:55:22,064
Where shall I begin?

1115
00:55:23,299 --> 00:55:25,001
I was born here in Taylorsville.

1116
00:55:25,701 --> 00:55:29,005
I was also born with a skin
condition the doctors called

1117
00:55:29,038 --> 00:55:33,109
pigmentatia-degenera-hysterica-
whiteskinika.

1118
00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:34,977
Is it serious?

1119
00:55:35,011 --> 00:55:37,680
It is serious. You have
to take care of yourself.

1120
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,182
You have to stay
out of the sunlight.

1121
00:55:39,215 --> 00:55:41,884
Leaving me
forever allergic to the sun.

1122
00:55:41,918 --> 00:55:44,987
When I was seven years old,
my father got a job

1123
00:55:45,021 --> 00:55:46,823
that would change our lives.

1124
00:55:46,856 --> 00:55:48,791
We packed up and moved
to a small town

1125
00:55:48,825 --> 00:55:50,226
in Florida called...

1126
00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:53,162
Vista Del Mar.

1127
00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:56,666
At my new school,
everyone made fun of me

1128
00:55:56,699 --> 00:55:58,134
because of the way
that I looked.

1129
00:55:58,167 --> 00:55:59,635
They would call me names like...

1130
00:55:59,669 --> 00:56:00,770
- pale girl...
- Pale girl.

1131
00:56:01,003 --> 00:56:02,839
- ...white devil...
- White devil.

1132
00:56:02,872 --> 00:56:04,640
- ...and asshole.
- Asshole.

1133
00:56:05,107 --> 00:56:07,276
I finally made one friend.

1134
00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:09,779
Her name was Maria Margolis.

1135
00:56:10,980 --> 00:56:12,949
She would stay inside with me.

1136
00:56:12,982 --> 00:56:15,585
We would read
and create inventions,

1137
00:56:15,618 --> 00:56:16,919
cook food from her culture.

1138
00:56:17,386 --> 00:56:19,956
Then one day as we
were walking to her casa,

1139
00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:21,657
through the Vista Del Mar
swamps,

1140
00:56:23,659 --> 00:56:26,295
an alligator jumped out
of the water and ate Maria

1141
00:56:26,329 --> 00:56:28,865
right in front of me.

1142
00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:30,299
Really gobbled her up.

1143
00:56:32,869 --> 00:56:34,804
She was my last friend.

1144
00:56:35,505 --> 00:56:37,840
Years later,
my father convinced me

1145
00:56:37,874 --> 00:56:41,878
to go to Vista Del Mar's
annual Seafood Jam.

1146
00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:44,680
I remember looking up
on the stage

1147
00:56:44,714 --> 00:56:46,549
at the four young pretty girls.

1148
00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:49,685
One of them about to be crowned
the new Shrimp Queen.

1149
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,588
And then all of a sudden...

1150
00:56:53,155 --> 00:56:54,824
a group of popular girls

1151
00:56:54,857 --> 00:56:56,826
from my school
pushed me on to the stage...

1152
00:56:58,227 --> 00:57:01,631
...ripping my hat off,
replacing it with a fake crown.

1153
00:57:01,664 --> 00:57:03,065
- No. No.
- Father was trying

1154
00:57:03,099 --> 00:57:05,067
to get to the front,
but he couldn't

1155
00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:06,369
before the elderly mayor
mistook me

1156
00:57:06,402 --> 00:57:09,705
for the actual Shrimp Queen and
proceeded with the tradition.

1157
00:57:10,273 --> 00:57:12,341
He shoved me
into the human cannon.

1158
00:57:13,009 --> 00:57:18,247
Then one of the girls
turned the dial all the way up.

1159
00:57:18,281 --> 00:57:20,082
I was shot out into the ocean.

1160
00:57:22,151 --> 00:57:23,286
As I rocketed through the air,

1161
00:57:23,319 --> 00:57:26,188
the force of the wind
ripped off all of my clothes.

1162
00:57:26,656 --> 00:57:28,724
And I landed in the water...

1163
00:57:28,758 --> 00:57:30,026
of a pool...

1164
00:57:30,793 --> 00:57:33,262
of a Disney Cruise Ship.

1165
00:57:33,296 --> 00:57:36,032
And there I was,
a laughing stock.

1166
00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:39,835
Bobbing in the water like
a ball of fresh mozzarella.

1167
00:57:41,237 --> 00:57:43,272
From all the guilt
and the stress,

1168
00:57:43,306 --> 00:57:45,641
my poor father
suffered a heart attack.

1169
00:57:46,075 --> 00:57:48,177
And my mother abandoned me
to reinvent herself

1170
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:51,247
in Palm Springs.
And after all that,

1171
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,082
I knew someday,

1172
00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:56,919
I would get revenge
on that small town.

1173
00:57:57,386 --> 00:58:00,122
And everyone
that chose to live in it.

1174
00:58:01,257 --> 00:58:06,362
That dreadful town
that ruined my life

1175
00:58:07,797 --> 00:58:11,133
and cost me everything.

1176
00:58:13,202 --> 00:58:15,972
I think your feelings are valid
and this is the only answer.

1177
00:58:16,005 --> 00:58:16,839
Thank you, Yoyo.

1178
00:58:17,073 --> 00:58:19,275
But we have to get another
microchip to Edgar.

1179
00:58:19,308 --> 00:58:20,743
We're running out of time.

1180
00:58:20,776 --> 00:58:22,745
Oh, don't worry about that.

1181
00:58:23,379 --> 00:58:26,682
Plan B is in already in motion.

1182
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:32,154
♪ Boobies on vacation ♪

1183
00:58:32,455 --> 00:58:34,857
♪ Boobies in the afternoon ♪

1184
00:58:35,324 --> 00:58:37,860
♪ Boobies at the hotel buffet ♪

1185
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,930
♪ Bouncing all over the room ♪

1186
00:58:40,963 --> 00:58:41,964
♪ Boobies

1187
00:58:42,698 --> 00:58:44,300
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1188
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:46,402
It's me. We spoke on the phone.

1189
00:58:47,737 --> 00:58:48,804
Darlie Bunkle?

1190
00:58:48,838 --> 00:58:51,007
Shoot!
I forgot you knew my name.

1191
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,709
Yeah, it's me, Darlie Bunkle.
205 Pagoda Drive.

1192
00:58:54,276 --> 00:58:55,478
Is that your address?

1193
00:58:55,511 --> 00:58:58,114
Damn it!
That was private.

1194
00:58:58,147 --> 00:59:00,282
So, any idea when you think
the microchip will be ready?

1195
00:59:00,316 --> 00:59:02,985
- It's ready. I have a plan.
- Good.

1196
00:59:03,319 --> 00:59:05,321
A piece of paper
will be slipped under your door

1197
00:59:05,354 --> 00:59:07,990
naming the time and the place
for the drop off.

1198
00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:10,926
It will lined notebook paper
with frayed edges.

1199
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,462
Letters will be small
because the message is private.

1200
00:59:14,764 --> 00:59:17,133
Why don't you
just tell it to me now

1201
00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:19,335
instead of having
to come back here later on?

1202
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,309
Listen, Edgar, I've been
thinking about your idea.

1203
00:59:27,810 --> 00:59:30,079
You know, the one where I just
tell you where we're meeting

1204
00:59:30,413 --> 00:59:32,348
instead of me driving
a piece of paper to you

1205
00:59:32,381 --> 00:59:33,416
- wherever you are later.
- Yeah.

1206
00:59:33,616 --> 00:59:36,018
And I like it. I like it.

1207
00:59:37,219 --> 00:59:39,188
I'll meet you outside
your hotel room

1208
00:59:39,221 --> 00:59:40,856
probably at sundown.

1209
00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:42,792
When you see me next,
I'll be wearing a large

1210
00:59:43,159 --> 00:59:45,995
purple Zorro-style fedora
and the rest I don't know yet

1211
00:59:46,028 --> 00:59:48,531
but I love colors, all of them.

1212
00:59:48,564 --> 00:59:50,199
All right. I mean,
you're the expert. Okay.

1213
00:59:50,232 --> 00:59:53,169
Thank you. I am. Yeah,
I'm gonna sneak out subtly,

1214
00:59:53,202 --> 00:59:54,770
show you how it's done.

1215
01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:03,846
Damn it!

1216
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,850
Bard, look. A banana boat.

1217
01:00:07,883 --> 01:00:09,385
I can't wait for us
to go on that together.

1218
01:00:09,418 --> 01:00:10,519
Yeah.

1219
01:00:10,553 --> 01:00:12,855
Ladies, I know
I've said this a lot,

1220
01:00:12,888 --> 01:00:14,290
but it's really hard
to draw your faces

1221
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:15,124
when you keep talking.

1222
01:00:15,558 --> 01:00:17,827
- Sorry. Enough said. Yes.
- I'm sorry. Sorry about that.

1223
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:20,496
Apologize.
What is she drawing?

1224
01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:21,530
- I don't know.
- You just did it.

1225
01:00:21,564 --> 01:00:23,099
- You moved your head again.
- I'm a caricature.

1226
01:00:23,132 --> 01:00:24,200
The suspense is killing me.

1227
01:00:24,233 --> 01:00:25,067
I hope she
gives me bigger teeth.

1228
01:00:25,101 --> 01:00:26,902
- Love big teeth.
- She loves big teeth.

1229
01:00:26,936 --> 01:00:27,770
- Good to know.
- I just like how

1230
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:30,940
everything is accentuated
in the caricatures.

1231
01:00:30,973 --> 01:00:33,509
So, feel free to make my teeth
as big as you want.

1232
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:36,145
Like just real big. Like,
even if it's just two eyes

1233
01:00:36,178 --> 01:00:37,880
and a bunch of teeth,
that would be...

1234
01:00:37,913 --> 01:00:39,815
Barb. Um, uh...

1235
01:00:39,849 --> 01:00:42,251
Gosh! All of a sudden, I'm...
I'm not feeling so good.

1236
01:00:42,618 --> 01:00:44,987
Oh. Oh, no. Are you...
Are you okay?

1237
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,156
I don't know. No.
I think I have the flu.

1238
01:00:47,189 --> 01:00:49,425
I think I should go lay down
in the room or something.

1239
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:51,227
Oh, Star. Do you want me
to come with you?

1240
01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:52,862
No. I don't wanna ruin your day.

1241
01:00:52,895 --> 01:00:54,029
Just, uh, go snorkeling?

1242
01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:55,998
Snorkeling? In the ocean
with the currents?

1243
01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:57,466
- Oh, I couldn't do that.
- Oh.

1244
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,301
Plus, we said we were
gonna do these things together.

1245
01:00:59,502 --> 01:01:01,303
I'll just wait for you
to get better.

1246
01:01:01,337 --> 01:01:03,372
Probably a few hours or so.
I'm feeling very faint.

1247
01:01:03,405 --> 01:01:05,141
But, um, I'll see you...
I'll see you then.

1248
01:01:05,174 --> 01:01:07,443
- All right. I'm done.
- Star.

1249
01:01:07,476 --> 01:01:09,411
And there you go. Enjoy.

1250
01:01:10,312 --> 01:01:12,848
I can see where the talking
was problematic.

1251
01:01:13,282 --> 01:01:15,317
Uh-hmm.
That's what your face was doing.

1252
01:01:28,964 --> 01:01:29,932
You want in?

1253
01:01:29,965 --> 01:01:32,201
Oh, no. No, thanks.

1254
01:02:01,530 --> 01:02:05,000
There's a current, everyone!
There's a current!

1255
01:02:05,434 --> 01:02:06,569
Oh, my God. Waves.

1256
01:02:10,372 --> 01:02:11,941
♪ Pineapple princess

1257
01:02:11,974 --> 01:02:14,610
♪ He calls me
Pineapple princess all day ♪

1258
01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:19,615
♪ As he plays his ukulele
On the hill above the bay ♪

1259
01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:24,153
♪ I saw a boy on Oahu isle

1260
01:02:24,587 --> 01:02:28,324
♪ Floatin' down the bay
On a crocodile ♪

1261
01:02:28,357 --> 01:02:30,192
♪ He waved at me

1262
01:02:30,226 --> 01:02:32,561
♪ And he swam ashore

1263
01:02:32,595 --> 01:02:36,265
♪ And I knew he'd be mine
Forevermore ♪

1264
01:02:36,765 --> 01:02:38,467
♪ Pineapple princess

1265
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,337
♪ He calls me
Pineapple princess all day ♪

1266
01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:45,441
♪ As he plays his ukulele
On the hill above the bay ♪

1267
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,210
♪ Pineapple princess,
I love you ♪

1268
01:02:48,244 --> 01:02:50,412
♪ You're the sweetest girl
I've seen ♪

1269
01:02:50,446 --> 01:02:52,648
♪ Someday we're gonna marry

1270
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:54,683
♪ And you'll be
My pineapple queen ♪

1271
01:02:59,355 --> 01:03:00,456
Oh.

1272
01:03:07,429 --> 01:03:09,198
Oh, no!

1273
01:03:09,231 --> 01:03:11,967
How are you feeling?
Let me check.

1274
01:03:12,735 --> 01:03:15,504
Oh. Yup. It's fever.
A hundred and thirty-seven.

1275
01:03:15,738 --> 01:03:18,073
- Oh.
- You better rest.

1276
01:03:18,574 --> 01:03:21,210
Look at you. Looks like
you're getting a little tan.

1277
01:03:21,410 --> 01:03:22,711
Oh.

1278
01:03:25,247 --> 01:03:26,715
There's a skylight
in the business center.

1279
01:03:26,749 --> 01:03:27,516
Oh.

1280
01:03:27,549 --> 01:03:28,651
I've been
in the business center.

1281
01:03:28,684 --> 01:03:30,719
- Okay. Well, I better... Gosh!
- I don't wanna give you

1282
01:03:30,753 --> 01:03:32,288
- what I have.
- I'm gonna let you get you rest.

1283
01:03:32,321 --> 01:03:34,056
- Contagious. I'm so sick.
- Yeah.

1284
01:03:34,089 --> 01:03:35,624
Yeah, I'll check in
with you later.

1285
01:03:35,658 --> 01:03:39,228
♪ He sings his song
From banana trees ♪

1286
01:03:39,261 --> 01:03:43,432
♪ He even sings to me
On his water skis ♪

1287
01:03:43,465 --> 01:03:47,736
♪ We went skin-divin'
And beneath the blue ♪

1288
01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:51,340
♪ He sang and played
His ukulele too ♪

1289
01:03:51,807 --> 01:03:54,410
♪ Pineapple princess
I love you ♪

1290
01:03:54,443 --> 01:03:56,745
♪ You're the sweetest girl
I've seen ♪

1291
01:03:56,779 --> 01:03:58,747
♪ Someday we're gonna marry

1292
01:03:58,781 --> 01:04:00,783
♪ And you'll be
My pineapple queen ♪

1293
01:04:00,816 --> 01:04:04,219
Woo!
This is living!

1294
01:04:05,254 --> 01:04:06,288
Woo!

1295
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:13,329
Mm.

1296
01:04:15,164 --> 01:04:16,398
These just arrived.

1297
01:04:22,104 --> 01:04:26,075
Well, looks like Edgar
is distracting himself.

1298
01:04:26,709 --> 01:04:27,710
Hmm.

1299
01:04:29,545 --> 01:04:31,480
Well, she is beautiful.

1300
01:04:32,181 --> 01:04:34,350
You want me
to take care of them?

1301
01:04:34,983 --> 01:04:38,487
No, Yoyo.
I'll handle this.

1302
01:04:48,197 --> 01:04:50,666
Ow! Oh, my... Ow!

1303
01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:54,503
- Here!
- Oh, my.

1304
01:04:54,536 --> 01:04:55,771
Take my calloused hand.

1305
01:04:58,307 --> 01:05:00,576
Oh.
That's very calloused.

1306
01:05:00,609 --> 01:05:03,078
Wow! Feels like barnacles.

1307
01:05:03,112 --> 01:05:05,214
Oh, yeah. I fell on my elbow.

1308
01:05:05,247 --> 01:05:07,216
It's all right.
It'll be fine.

1309
01:05:07,249 --> 01:05:10,352
What is such a beautiful woman
doing all alone out here?

1310
01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:12,454
In the sticks?

1311
01:05:12,921 --> 01:05:16,191
Oh. I'm just changing
into my regular clothes.

1312
01:05:16,225 --> 01:05:18,560
I... I'm sorry.
I thought it was private here.

1313
01:05:18,594 --> 01:05:19,695
Give me your arm.

1314
01:05:19,728 --> 01:05:21,163
- What?
- Your arm.

1315
01:05:21,196 --> 01:05:22,097
Oh.

1316
01:05:23,699 --> 01:05:24,700
Thank you.

1317
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,703
What do you mean
regular clothes?

1318
01:05:27,736 --> 01:05:29,505
It's a long story.
I'm on vacation,

1319
01:05:29,538 --> 01:05:31,173
and my friend is sick,

1320
01:05:31,206 --> 01:05:33,108
and I've been pretending
that I'm doing nothing,

1321
01:05:33,142 --> 01:05:34,810
but I've been doing everything.

1322
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:35,844
Anyway, I feel bad.

1323
01:05:36,078 --> 01:05:38,847
But I have to admit, I also
have never felt more alive.

1324
01:05:38,881 --> 01:05:40,215
Am I a bad friend?

1325
01:05:40,649 --> 01:05:41,884
You could only be a friend

1326
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,852
if you're a friend
to yourself first.

1327
01:05:43,886 --> 01:05:45,654
That is where you find
your truth.

1328
01:05:45,888 --> 01:05:47,556
What if I don't know my truth?

1329
01:05:47,589 --> 01:05:49,691
- What if you do?
- Oh.

1330
01:05:49,725 --> 01:05:51,860
You are finding
your courage, your voice.

1331
01:05:52,461 --> 01:05:54,897
- You're being delivered.
- I am?

1332
01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:57,199
It is time to mount the wind
and ride it

1333
01:05:57,232 --> 01:06:00,169
with the fierceness
of a hippopotamus.

1334
01:06:01,470 --> 01:06:02,471
Okay.

1335
01:06:02,971 --> 01:06:04,473
- Ha-hoya!
- Oh.

1336
01:06:05,741 --> 01:06:08,544
- You are rising.
- Oh, my God.

1337
01:06:08,577 --> 01:06:12,147
Your truth is
that you are a phoenix.

1338
01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,451
Dumbledore's bird.

1339
01:06:15,951 --> 01:06:18,620
- Who?
- Dumbledore.

1340
01:06:19,188 --> 01:06:23,125
I must leave now...
to finish my swamp walk.

1341
01:06:24,326 --> 01:06:27,896
Remember, your shimmer
is on the horizon.

1342
01:06:29,832 --> 01:06:32,534
My shimmer?
How did you know that?

1343
01:06:33,302 --> 01:06:34,503
It's what I do.

1344
01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:38,807
Wait. Sir, I'm sorry,
what was your name.

1345
01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,143
The name is Tommy.

1346
01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:43,679
Tommy Bahama.

1347
01:06:51,653 --> 01:06:53,188
What the fu...

1348
01:06:53,222 --> 01:06:54,690
Bless you.

1349
01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:55,824
Thank you.

1350
01:06:57,426 --> 01:07:00,629
Edgar, what are we gonna do
when this trip is over?

1351
01:07:00,662 --> 01:07:02,598
Let's not talk about the future.

1352
01:07:02,631 --> 01:07:04,399
I just wanna spend
every moment we have

1353
01:07:04,433 --> 01:07:07,302
discovering different levels
of specialness in you.

1354
01:07:07,336 --> 01:07:09,371
Oh, you're so amazing.

1355
01:07:09,404 --> 01:07:11,540
I have so many feelings
in my heart.

1356
01:07:11,573 --> 01:07:12,941
Just incredible and amazing.

1357
01:07:12,975 --> 01:07:14,476
I have those feelings too.

1358
01:07:20,649 --> 01:07:22,718
You've been pleasuring me
a lot lately.

1359
01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:25,320
In that last position,
your dong went really deep.

1360
01:07:26,088 --> 01:07:28,624
I think your dong
went all the way up and...

1361
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:31,393
touched my heart.

1362
01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:33,762
So, what do we do now?

1363
01:07:33,795 --> 01:07:35,397
I mean, do you still just want

1364
01:07:35,430 --> 01:07:37,533
meaningless flings
or something more...

1365
01:07:37,566 --> 01:07:38,467
Official?

1366
01:07:39,935 --> 01:07:40,936
What?

1367
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:43,605
Oh, Star!

1368
01:07:52,347 --> 01:07:55,384
Oh, I have to go. I have...
I have a business meeting.

1369
01:07:55,417 --> 01:07:57,019
Oh, business meeting.

1370
01:07:57,052 --> 01:07:59,788
Oh, no. I wish I could tell you
more about my job,

1371
01:07:59,821 --> 01:08:00,889
-but...
-No. No. Come on.

1372
01:08:00,923 --> 01:08:03,859
What else is there to know?
You're a clam inspector,

1373
01:08:03,892 --> 01:08:05,594
and you're in town
on top business.

1374
01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:13,902
Okay.

1375
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:28,250
Gosh, he smells so good.

1376
01:08:29,718 --> 01:08:30,819
Is this right?

1377
01:08:31,386 --> 01:08:33,655
What about Barb?

1378
01:08:35,891 --> 01:08:37,793
I'm in a big pickle,
little crab.

1379
01:08:39,761 --> 01:08:40,996
What am I gonna do?

1380
01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:46,568
Go with your heart.
Love is rare.

1381
01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:48,804
True friends forgive.

1382
01:08:49,905 --> 01:08:52,407
Oh. Well, that makes me
feel better.

1383
01:08:52,441 --> 01:08:53,942
-I...
-To a point.

1384
01:08:53,976 --> 01:08:57,613
Well, it depends what you do
and how long your lie lasts.

1385
01:08:57,879 --> 01:08:59,948
Now, if you really "F" her over,

1386
01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:02,451
she is not gonna talk
to you again.

1387
01:09:02,718 --> 01:09:06,321
Oh. Well, thanks a lot.

1388
01:09:07,656 --> 01:09:09,891
Shoot!
I should probably get going.

1389
01:09:09,925 --> 01:09:10,926
The name's Morgan.

1390
01:09:11,293 --> 01:09:13,895
Morgan Freemond, with a "D."

1391
01:09:14,429 --> 01:09:16,932
Okay.
Well, maybe I'll see you around.

1392
01:09:16,965 --> 01:09:19,401
You won't.

1393
01:09:19,901 --> 01:09:22,771
I am going
into the ocean tonight

1394
01:09:22,804 --> 01:09:24,773
and I shall never return.

1395
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:27,943
Oh, I have lived a full life.

1396
01:09:27,976 --> 01:09:31,847
Bathed in the sun.
Slept in the sand.

1397
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,884
I was in jail.
Even drove an old lady around,

1398
01:09:35,917 --> 01:09:39,354
and taught her about tolerance
and true friendship.

1399
01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:41,623
But that kid is long gone.

1400
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:45,060
This old crab
is all that's left.

1401
01:09:47,996 --> 01:09:50,565
Goodbye, me.

1402
01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:04,413
Psst! Get me tonight.
I'm having a yard sale.

1403
01:10:04,446 --> 01:10:05,947
And it's going better
than I thought.

1404
01:10:05,981 --> 01:10:09,618
So, the microchip is inside.
Keep it private.

1405
01:10:09,651 --> 01:10:12,888
Darlie Bunkle. Age, 41.
Weight, 179. Damn it!

1406
01:10:16,758 --> 01:10:18,560
Oh, my gosh.

1407
01:10:18,593 --> 01:10:20,128
I love this place.

1408
01:10:20,162 --> 01:10:21,930
I love this bar.
I love the food.

1409
01:10:21,963 --> 01:10:25,667
I love the way Richard's music
always lift my spirits. Oh!

1410
01:10:25,701 --> 01:10:27,836
♪ Several of my friends
From high school ♪

1411
01:10:27,869 --> 01:10:30,439
♪ Have recently passed

1412
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,376
♪ Seth, Gabe, Grant
All dead... ♪

1413
01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:37,946
That one's a little dark,
but I love it here.

1414
01:10:37,979 --> 01:10:39,414
We love having you, Barb.

1415
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,849
Aw, that's so sweet.

1416
01:10:40,882 --> 01:10:41,683
Hey, Barb.

1417
01:10:41,717 --> 01:10:43,719
- Jeff.
- Ready for the banana boat?

1418
01:10:43,752 --> 01:10:44,986
- Oh, yes.
- All right.

1419
01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:46,555
Gosh! I forgot
we were doing this.

1420
01:10:46,588 --> 01:10:47,889
- Put this on.
- Is it okay

1421
01:10:47,923 --> 01:10:49,691
if I just wear my culottes?
I forgot.

1422
01:10:49,725 --> 01:10:51,093
- Yeah.
- Great.

1423
01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:52,794
Just helping you ready
'cause you're in

1424
01:10:52,828 --> 01:10:53,995
for a real tit flapper.

1425
01:10:54,029 --> 01:10:55,831
Jeff, really?

1426
01:10:55,864 --> 01:10:57,432
It's what it does.

1427
01:10:57,466 --> 01:10:59,201
Your skin jiggles,
your tits start flapping.

1428
01:10:59,234 --> 01:11:02,170
- Anyway, after you.
- Oh, okay.

1429
01:11:02,204 --> 01:11:03,739
Oh, I'm so excited.

1430
01:11:03,772 --> 01:11:05,207
I'm, you know,
feeling a little guilty.

1431
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,709
I supposed to be doing this
with Star.

1432
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:09,344
You know what?

1433
01:11:09,578 --> 01:11:12,013
I'm gonna wait
till she's feeling better,

1434
01:11:12,047 --> 01:11:13,582
'cause this the one thing

1435
01:11:13,615 --> 01:11:16,551
that we really, really,
really wanted to do together.

1436
01:11:19,054 --> 01:11:19,955
Star?

1437
01:11:23,725 --> 01:11:24,826
Ya-ya-yow!

1438
01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:28,897
That's hot.

1439
01:11:34,136 --> 01:11:35,904
Look, Star, I...

1440
01:11:37,005 --> 01:11:38,073
I really like you.

1441
01:11:38,106 --> 01:11:40,675
Oh, my God.
Yes, I will.

1442
01:11:41,576 --> 01:11:42,878
- What?
- Hmm?

1443
01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:47,883
Oh. Oh. Nothing. Never mind.
I thought you were... It wasn't.

1444
01:11:48,183 --> 01:11:50,752
It's not. It's okay.
Never mind.

1445
01:11:50,786 --> 01:11:53,088
My head is just a little...

1446
01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:56,892
That's my cell phone.

1447
01:11:56,925 --> 01:11:58,727
- Oh. Phew!
- Yeah.

1448
01:12:00,162 --> 01:12:03,165
It's work.
I should probably take this.

1449
01:12:03,198 --> 01:12:04,199
Okay.

1450
01:12:04,499 --> 01:12:05,801
See each other soon?

1451
01:12:06,134 --> 01:12:07,202
- Okay.
- Star.

1452
01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:08,804
Yeah?

1453
01:12:08,837 --> 01:12:10,071
I've never been this happy.

1454
01:12:10,338 --> 01:12:11,573
Really?

1455
01:12:12,174 --> 01:12:13,175
Oh.

1456
01:12:13,508 --> 01:12:15,177
- Musical.
- What?

1457
01:12:15,477 --> 01:12:20,248
Uh-uh. I've gonna be...

1458
01:12:20,282 --> 01:12:21,950
I didn't get it.

1459
01:12:21,983 --> 01:12:23,952
I'm gonna be... Yeah.

1460
01:12:24,519 --> 01:12:27,589
Okay.

1461
01:12:28,089 --> 01:12:29,224
Hmm?

1462
01:12:42,904 --> 01:12:43,905
Star.

1463
01:12:46,007 --> 01:12:48,743
Well, I don't know
how much clearer I can be.

1464
01:12:51,813 --> 01:12:53,715
I've changed my mind.

1465
01:12:53,748 --> 01:12:55,116
I see now, you've been using me.

1466
01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:57,586
Edgar, don't be silly.

1467
01:12:57,619 --> 01:12:58,920
We're almost at the finish line.

1468
01:12:58,954 --> 01:13:02,057
And you and I can be official.

1469
01:13:02,257 --> 01:13:03,692
Don't even try.

1470
01:13:03,725 --> 01:13:05,694
You know,
I've figured it all out.

1471
01:13:05,727 --> 01:13:07,696
You pretended to loved me.

1472
01:13:07,729 --> 01:13:09,130
You made me a bunch of promises

1473
01:13:09,164 --> 01:13:10,665
so that I would come down here

1474
01:13:10,699 --> 01:13:12,667
and place the receiver
on the stage,

1475
01:13:12,701 --> 01:13:14,636
in the middle
of the Seafood Jam party,

1476
01:13:14,669 --> 01:13:16,338
that will attract
thousands of deadly mosquitoes

1477
01:13:16,371 --> 01:13:18,340
that are gonna kill
thousands of people.

1478
01:13:18,373 --> 01:13:20,041
Excuse me.

1479
01:13:20,075 --> 01:13:23,712
Did you get that leaf and pearl
necklace down by the boardwalk?

1480
01:13:23,745 --> 01:13:27,182
Oh, yes.
I got it at Baleafy Ornate.

1481
01:13:27,215 --> 01:13:28,683
I'm sorry. What?

1482
01:13:28,717 --> 01:13:31,019
- Baleafy Ornate.
- What?

1483
01:13:31,052 --> 01:13:33,355
And not that you care,
but I have met someone.

1484
01:13:33,388 --> 01:13:36,658
And unlike you, I know... I know
what real love feels like,

1485
01:13:36,691 --> 01:13:38,760
and it is not
how you've treated me.

1486
01:13:39,327 --> 01:13:42,931
- It feels amazing and special.
- Oh, Edgar,

1487
01:13:42,964 --> 01:13:45,200
I really hate to be the one
to tell you this.

1488
01:13:45,233 --> 01:13:46,868
You know, you... your girlfriend

1489
01:13:46,902 --> 01:13:49,170
and her little partner,
the ones with the fluffy hair

1490
01:13:49,204 --> 01:13:51,907
- and the culottes.
- How do you know about them?

1491
01:13:51,940 --> 01:13:55,377
Their spies, Edgar. They're not
who they say they are

1492
01:13:55,410 --> 01:13:57,345
and they've been playing you
all along.

1493
01:13:58,246 --> 01:14:00,615
- You're lying.
- I wish I was.

1494
01:14:00,649 --> 01:14:01,349
Luckily,

1495
01:14:01,616 --> 01:14:04,185
I have some inside sources
at their agency.

1496
01:14:04,219 --> 01:14:05,820
What agency?
Who do they work for?

1497
01:14:06,054 --> 01:14:10,325
-The H... P... V.

1498
01:14:11,259 --> 01:14:13,728
- Sounds familiar.
- Check your emails.

1499
01:14:13,762 --> 01:14:15,997
We've intercepted some
of the photos they've sent back

1500
01:14:16,031 --> 01:14:17,699
to headquarters.
I think you'll find

1501
01:14:17,732 --> 01:14:19,668
there are some interesting ones.

1502
01:14:22,404 --> 01:14:25,040
It all looks very fun.

1503
01:14:25,073 --> 01:14:27,175
- Star, no.
- Oh,

1504
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,109
I know, Edgar,

1505
01:14:28,376 --> 01:14:31,746
this must hurt that she
lied to you about loving you.

1506
01:14:32,113 --> 01:14:33,181
And I don't blame you

1507
01:14:33,214 --> 01:14:35,350
about running into the arms
of another woman.

1508
01:14:35,383 --> 01:14:37,752
I hadn't been there for you,
and I'm so sorry.

1509
01:14:37,786 --> 01:14:41,790
Let's get away after this,
find a little place in Portugal

1510
01:14:41,823 --> 01:14:43,825
where we can be official.

1511
01:14:43,858 --> 01:14:46,695
I got the necklace
at Baleafy Ornate.

1512
01:14:46,728 --> 01:14:49,130
- I cannot hear you. What?
- Baleafy Ornate.

1513
01:14:49,164 --> 01:14:50,131
It's called Baleafy Ornate!

1514
01:14:50,465 --> 01:14:52,334
It sells everything bay leaf!

1515
01:14:52,367 --> 01:14:55,236
It's a play on words!
My God, lady!

1516
01:14:55,270 --> 01:14:56,271
Okay.

1517
01:14:58,273 --> 01:14:59,741
Oh.

1518
01:15:02,811 --> 01:15:03,945
Sorry I yelled.

1519
01:15:04,346 --> 01:15:05,246
- Sorry.
- Shit!

1520
01:15:05,614 --> 01:15:06,448
What shit?

1521
01:15:06,681 --> 01:15:09,017
It was Barb, the other one.
She was listening

1522
01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:10,819
at the door.
Damn, they're good...

1523
01:15:10,852 --> 01:15:12,954
spies.
I can't believe this.

1524
01:15:13,355 --> 01:15:16,725
Edgar, you listen to me
and you listen to me good.

1525
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:27,235
- Edgar?
- I'm listening.

1526
01:15:27,268 --> 01:15:29,204
Okay. I just wanted to make
sure you could still hear me.

1527
01:15:29,237 --> 01:15:31,106
Sometimes
the connection in here...

1528
01:15:31,139 --> 01:15:31,840
Anyway,

1529
01:15:32,140 --> 01:15:36,011
I need you to find those two.
And kill them.

1530
01:15:39,347 --> 01:15:40,348
Star.

1531
01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:42,851
Star!

1532
01:15:45,987 --> 01:15:48,123
Oh, don't bother
pretending to be sick anymore.

1533
01:15:48,156 --> 01:15:49,991
I know all
about your little lies.

1534
01:15:50,025 --> 01:15:52,060
And I know all
about you and Edgar.

1535
01:15:52,093 --> 01:15:54,129
And guess what?
He's a bad man!

1536
01:15:54,162 --> 01:15:55,397
And he's gonna do
something terrible!

1537
01:15:55,697 --> 01:15:56,631
- What?
- He's following orders

1538
01:15:56,965 --> 01:15:58,900
from someone. I overheard him
on the phone with his boss.

1539
01:15:58,933 --> 01:15:59,668
His boss from Clamco?

1540
01:15:59,901 --> 01:16:02,303
No, Star! He lied to you!
He's a killer!

1541
01:16:02,337 --> 01:16:03,371
A killer?

1542
01:16:03,972 --> 01:16:07,776
But, Barb, what you're saying
is ridiculous.

1543
01:16:07,809 --> 01:16:09,444
There's nothing ridiculous
about what I'm saying.

1544
01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:11,379
Edgar put a receiver
in the middle of the Seafood Jam

1545
01:16:11,413 --> 01:16:13,515
that'll trigger deadly mosquitos
that'll fly into the crowd

1546
01:16:13,548 --> 01:16:15,750
and sting everybody
with their killer tails!

1547
01:16:16,451 --> 01:16:18,987
Why are you doing this?

1548
01:16:20,955 --> 01:16:23,191
- You're making this all up!
- Oh, come on.

1549
01:16:23,224 --> 01:16:24,325
I cannot believe you.

1550
01:16:24,359 --> 01:16:27,162
You're mad
because Edgar picked me!

1551
01:16:27,195 --> 01:16:29,264
Get me a break.
I am not mad about that.

1552
01:16:29,297 --> 01:16:31,166
And I am not making it up.

1553
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:34,002
- I'm calling the police.
- Fine.

1554
01:16:36,037 --> 01:16:37,839
Jeff's Banana Boats?

1555
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,908
I didn't go through with it.

1556
01:16:39,941 --> 01:16:41,810
While I was lying here
in my deathbed?

1557
01:16:41,843 --> 01:16:43,311
- You weren't sick.
- You didn't know that?

1558
01:16:43,344 --> 01:16:45,413
- Because you lied.
- So did you.

1559
01:16:49,317 --> 01:16:51,019
I should have gone
on that banana boat.

1560
01:16:51,052 --> 01:16:52,487
- I wish I did.
- Oh.

1561
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,824
I hear it's a real tit flapper.

1562
01:16:59,260 --> 01:17:00,995
911, what's your emergency?

1563
01:17:01,029 --> 01:17:02,063
Uh, never mind.

1564
01:17:02,097 --> 01:17:06,968
I thought I saw a burglar
but it was a... turtle.

1565
01:17:19,848 --> 01:17:21,349
Yoyo, where are you?

1566
01:17:21,382 --> 01:17:23,051
The mosquitoes are almost there.

1567
01:17:23,384 --> 01:17:24,085
Goodie.

1568
01:17:24,619 --> 01:17:27,922
And, remember, don't keep
the steering wheel too straight.

1569
01:17:27,956 --> 01:17:30,258
Lots of tiny movements,
left to right.

1570
01:17:33,027 --> 01:17:35,130
I wish we wouldn't
have had these ropes.

1571
01:17:35,163 --> 01:17:36,898
Stop squirming.

1572
01:17:37,332 --> 01:17:39,934
Believe me this is better.
I'm supposed to kill you guys.

1573
01:17:39,968 --> 01:17:42,570
What? Who said to kill us?
Edgar, what is happening?

1574
01:17:42,604 --> 01:17:45,340
- Ow! Our bracelets are sharp.
- These bracelets really hurt.

1575
01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:47,375
- They're sharp. I know.
- They're sharp, be careful

1576
01:17:47,408 --> 01:17:49,577
with that. And we...

1577
01:17:49,611 --> 01:17:52,280
Edgar, you lied to me!

1578
01:17:52,313 --> 01:17:55,350
You should talk.
I know all about the HPV.

1579
01:17:56,651 --> 01:17:58,486
Okay. Look, I was gonna
tell you about that.

1580
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,089
A lot of people have it.
I mean, you probably have it.

1581
01:18:01,122 --> 01:18:03,324
What?
Stop trying to confuse me.

1582
01:18:03,858 --> 01:18:06,427
Star, I thought
you we're different.

1583
01:18:06,461 --> 01:18:07,629
Edgar.

1584
01:18:07,662 --> 01:18:09,297
Don't let him
bamboozled you, Star.

1585
01:18:09,330 --> 01:18:10,565
He's a murderer.
Tell her.

1586
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:13,635
- You're not who you say you are.
- You're not who you say you are.

1587
01:18:13,668 --> 01:18:16,337
We are who we are.
We're Barb and Star.

1588
01:18:16,371 --> 01:18:19,440
Unlike you, Edgar,
you big effin' liar.

1589
01:18:19,474 --> 01:18:20,475
Huh?

1590
01:18:20,508 --> 01:18:22,377
God, I knew this wasn't real.

1591
01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:24,379
And no one could ever
love me again.

1592
01:18:24,412 --> 01:18:26,514
God, I'm in so much grief
right now.

1593
01:18:26,548 --> 01:18:29,284
- Goodbye, ladies.
- Edgar, please wait.

1594
01:18:29,317 --> 01:18:31,052
A lot of innocent people
will die.

1595
01:18:31,085 --> 01:18:32,654
At least tell us why?

1596
01:18:32,687 --> 01:18:35,423
Why you would ever be involved
with such an awful thing?

1597
01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:42,197
Fine.
I'll tell you.

1598
01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:48,036
- Oh, he pulled up a chair.
- It's gonna be a long story.

1599
01:18:48,069 --> 01:18:50,171
When I was seven years old
my father

1600
01:18:50,205 --> 01:18:51,973
left my mom,
my eleven sisters, and me.

1601
01:18:52,006 --> 01:18:54,309
- Use your bracelet.
- I was the oldest,

1602
01:18:54,342 --> 01:18:55,944
so I had to support us.

1603
01:18:56,711 --> 01:18:58,246
We had no money.

1604
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:02,350
I did odd jobs.
I built lawnmowers for Honda.

1605
01:19:02,383 --> 01:19:04,252
I even tried to sell my poop
to farmers

1606
01:19:04,285 --> 01:19:06,087
saying that it was fertilizer.

1607
01:19:07,222 --> 01:19:08,523
It was never enough.

1608
01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:11,559
One day, a woman wearing a cape

1609
01:19:11,593 --> 01:19:14,662
and bag over her head
put $50 in my cup.

1610
01:19:16,464 --> 01:19:18,399
- Oh. Hmm.
- Oh. Mm-hmm.

1611
01:19:20,602 --> 01:19:21,970
She started to seduce me

1612
01:19:22,003 --> 01:19:23,438
as the errands
became more criminal.

1613
01:19:23,471 --> 01:19:25,440
I fell under her spell.

1614
01:19:25,940 --> 01:19:27,442
I thought it was love.

1615
01:19:30,345 --> 01:19:32,046
I would do anything for her.

1616
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:34,282
We'd always talk
about this particular plan.

1617
01:19:34,315 --> 01:19:35,416
Her life's work.

1618
01:19:36,084 --> 01:19:37,952
When it came time to help her,
I said, Yes.

1619
01:19:38,219 --> 01:19:39,687
Of course,
I had my reservations,

1620
01:19:39,721 --> 01:19:40,955
but...

1621
01:19:41,756 --> 01:19:45,393
But she said when it was over,
we could be an official couple.

1622
01:19:45,426 --> 01:19:48,463
That's all I wanted at the time.
That's all I've ever wanted.

1623
01:19:49,631 --> 01:19:51,332
People do crazy things for love.

1624
01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,502
Yeah, but, I mean,
killing people, that's...

1625
01:19:54,535 --> 01:19:55,470
that's a lot.

1626
01:19:55,803 --> 01:19:58,973
Yeah, it's a lot of people.
That's... that's a little crazy.

1627
01:19:59,007 --> 01:20:01,342
Is it? Wouldn't you
have done it for Carmine?

1628
01:20:03,344 --> 01:20:04,579
And you for Ron?

1629
01:20:07,115 --> 01:20:08,316
Wait.

1630
01:20:08,349 --> 01:20:10,985
How do you know about Barb's
dead husband, Ron Quicksilver?

1631
01:20:11,019 --> 01:20:12,553
- Wait.
- She told me

1632
01:20:12,587 --> 01:20:13,688
- when she came to see me.
- Oh.

1633
01:20:13,721 --> 01:20:16,024
That night on the foot bridge
right before you did.

1634
01:20:16,057 --> 01:20:18,159
Well, you weren't supposed
to say that.

1635
01:20:18,559 --> 01:20:21,562
Goodbye, Barb and Star.
Whoever you are.

1636
01:20:25,133 --> 01:20:28,169
Okay. We can talk about it.
Let's just talk about it.

1637
01:20:28,202 --> 01:20:30,438
It's... It was a long time ago.
A long time.

1638
01:20:30,972 --> 01:20:33,207
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

1639
01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:36,044
to the 49th Annual Seafood Jam,

1640
01:20:36,577 --> 01:20:38,313
where the clams are hot

1641
01:20:38,346 --> 01:20:40,782
and the crowd
is on the older side.

1642
01:20:44,185 --> 01:20:45,420
People are gonna die!

1643
01:20:45,453 --> 01:20:47,155
- We have to find Edgar!
- You're right,

1644
01:20:47,188 --> 01:20:49,390
but by me agreeing with you
about having to stop Edgar,

1645
01:20:49,424 --> 01:20:51,292
I don't agree about
stopping being mad at you.

1646
01:20:51,326 --> 01:20:53,261
We agree to go.
But I want you to know

1647
01:20:53,294 --> 01:20:54,796
that I'm frustrated and hurt

1648
01:20:54,829 --> 01:20:56,531
and I'm really
freaking pissed off.

1649
01:20:56,564 --> 01:20:58,766
I'm freaking pissed off too.
It's not that I'm copying you

1650
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,101
- It's because I am.
- Fine.

1651
01:21:04,472 --> 01:21:05,640
Hello.

1652
01:21:05,673 --> 01:21:06,708
Hi.

1653
01:21:24,726 --> 01:21:27,061
Oh, hello.

1654
01:21:27,428 --> 01:21:29,364
Enjoying your vacation?

1655
01:21:30,498 --> 01:21:31,599
- Well, um...
- Oh, um...

1656
01:21:31,632 --> 01:21:34,369
- It started out fine.
- ...supposed to be a friend trip

1657
01:21:34,402 --> 01:21:36,104
- We got here and we were...
- And we got here.

1658
01:21:36,137 --> 01:21:37,538
No, I didn't...

1659
01:21:37,572 --> 01:21:39,841
The first night, we went out
to loosen up a little bit.

1660
01:21:39,874 --> 01:21:42,577
That's when we meet Edgar,
which was not a good idea.

1661
01:21:42,610 --> 01:21:45,179
Edgar and I started hanging out,
and I was lying to Barb,

1662
01:21:45,213 --> 01:21:47,148
- which I shouldn't have done...
- I met Tommy Bahama.

1663
01:21:47,181 --> 01:21:49,117
- You met Tommy Bahama? Anyway...
- Then we discovered...

1664
01:21:49,150 --> 01:21:49,951
Enough!

1665
01:21:50,284 --> 01:21:54,355
I have set up one last excursion
for the two of you.

1666
01:21:54,389 --> 01:21:56,624
It's more of a game, really.

1667
01:21:56,657 --> 01:22:02,130
The rules are
you get to choose how you die.

1668
01:22:02,163 --> 01:22:03,264
- What?
- What?

1669
01:22:03,598 --> 01:22:05,433
You can either
jump off that cliff behind you

1670
01:22:05,466 --> 01:22:07,668
hitting every sharp rock
on the way down,

1671
01:22:07,702 --> 01:22:09,537
ripping your skin
at every bounce

1672
01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:12,573
or you can stay here
and have dinner

1673
01:22:13,241 --> 01:22:16,778
with, um... my new friends.

1674
01:22:16,811 --> 01:22:18,413
There are two

1675
01:22:18,646 --> 01:22:22,383
very hungry hot alligators
in those crates.

1676
01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:23,584
Alligators?

1677
01:22:23,618 --> 01:22:25,253
- Oh, please. No, no...
- No, no, no...

1678
01:22:25,286 --> 01:22:28,623
That's what you get
for getting in my way.

1679
01:22:29,424 --> 01:22:34,228
Now, you can kiss your
middle-aged, flat, wide asses...

1680
01:22:37,532 --> 01:22:38,666
...goodbye.

1681
01:22:38,699 --> 01:22:39,801
- Please wait!
- Oh, my gosh!

1682
01:22:40,001 --> 01:22:42,170
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1683
01:22:44,705 --> 01:22:46,874
Thanks a lot, Star, for making
me come on this trip.

1684
01:22:46,908 --> 01:22:48,676
Now, we're gonna die
just like I predicted.

1685
01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:50,678
Oh, will you just stop
your complaining for once?

1686
01:22:50,711 --> 01:22:52,180
Seems to me like you've been
having the time

1687
01:22:52,213 --> 01:22:53,848
- of your life here.
- Oh, I sure have.

1688
01:23:08,596 --> 01:23:10,698
When we get to heaven, we're not
living with each other,

1689
01:23:10,731 --> 01:23:12,533
and we're not running around
playing harps

1690
01:23:12,567 --> 01:23:13,301
in our halos and wings!

1691
01:23:13,801 --> 01:23:16,504
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not even
gonna look for you up there!

1692
01:23:16,537 --> 01:23:18,539
I'm gonna find the farthest
cloud away from you.

1693
01:23:18,573 --> 01:23:20,308
And I'm gonna find Betsy Ross!

1694
01:23:20,341 --> 01:23:22,243
And I'm gonna be
best friends with her.

1695
01:23:22,276 --> 01:23:24,412
And we're gonna ignore you
at all the parties.

1696
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:31,252
I guess we're gonna die
on bad terms.

1697
01:23:31,285 --> 01:23:32,520
I guess you're right.

1698
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,575
- Our culottes!
- They're natural parachutes.

1699
01:24:11,626 --> 01:24:13,361
I'm so sorry. Oh!

1700
01:24:13,394 --> 01:24:15,329
So sorry. Lying to you
was the hardest thing

1701
01:24:15,363 --> 01:24:16,497
I've ever had to do.

1702
01:24:16,531 --> 01:24:18,332
- I'm sorry too.
- No. This is all my fault.

1703
01:24:18,366 --> 01:24:19,867
None of this will be happening
if I hadn't suggested

1704
01:24:19,901 --> 01:24:21,602
coming on this trip
in the first place.

1705
01:24:21,636 --> 01:24:23,905
Are you kidding? I've had
the time of my life here.

1706
01:24:23,938 --> 01:24:25,706
I've done things
I never thought I would do.

1707
01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:27,708
I went in the ocean, Star.

1708
01:24:27,742 --> 01:24:29,877
- And I got my labia pierced.
- What?

1709
01:24:29,911 --> 01:24:32,246
I took it out.
Immediately took it out.

1710
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,315
I should never have spent
all that time with Edgar

1711
01:24:34,348 --> 01:24:35,983
behind your back.
I should've told you.

1712
01:24:36,017 --> 01:24:38,619
I know you're only
trying to protect my feelings.

1713
01:24:38,653 --> 01:24:40,388
And I'm so happy you found love.

1714
01:24:42,723 --> 01:24:45,526
I mean, it's unfortunate that
he turned out to be a conman

1715
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:48,262
- and a mass murderer.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1716
01:24:49,430 --> 01:24:50,498
- Oh, my God.
- Edgar.

1717
01:24:50,531 --> 01:24:52,300
- We have to stop him.
- Go!

1718
01:24:53,167 --> 01:24:56,337
The Seafood Jam
just keeps on jamming!

1719
01:24:56,804 --> 01:24:57,972
Nice view.

1720
01:25:00,808 --> 01:25:02,443
What are you doing here?

1721
01:25:03,544 --> 01:25:04,946
Cleaning up your mess.

1722
01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:06,614
Seems like
you can't follow through

1723
01:25:06,647 --> 01:25:08,649
with anything these days.
For example,

1724
01:25:08,683 --> 01:25:10,718
getting rid
of your little friends.

1725
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:15,556
-I did. I-I mean, I...
-Oh, it's okay, Edgar.

1726
01:25:15,590 --> 01:25:18,025
I took care of them myself.

1727
01:25:18,059 --> 01:25:18,960
What?

1728
01:25:19,427 --> 01:25:21,629
- What did you do?
- Let's just say

1729
01:25:21,662 --> 01:25:23,898
there are a couple
of alligators out there

1730
01:25:23,931 --> 01:25:27,401
with bellies full of... them.

1731
01:25:28,402 --> 01:25:31,439
Oh, don't be so sad, Edgar.

1732
01:25:31,472 --> 01:25:34,609
Those two were just a couple
of pathetic Stellas

1733
01:25:34,642 --> 01:25:36,477
trying to get their groove back.

1734
01:25:36,944 --> 01:25:38,512
But they were spies, right?

1735
01:25:39,246 --> 01:25:41,916
I mean, you told me
that they were spies.

1736
01:25:41,949 --> 01:25:44,585
Sorry. I just said that
to get what I want.

1737
01:25:45,086 --> 01:25:46,687
Sometimes I do that,

1738
01:25:46,721 --> 01:25:50,358
but I'll work on it
on our relationship, I promise.

1739
01:25:50,725 --> 01:25:53,327
That is still what you want,
isn't it, Edgar?

1740
01:25:53,761 --> 01:25:54,795
To be official?

1741
01:25:56,430 --> 01:25:59,900
And, um, the receiver
is in position?

1742
01:25:59,934 --> 01:26:01,769
It's on the stage.

1743
01:26:01,802 --> 01:26:03,904
- The microchip is inside.
- Good.

1744
01:26:09,877 --> 01:26:10,978
This is it.

1745
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:13,381
My moment of glory.

1746
01:26:14,849 --> 01:26:19,654
Goodbye, Vista Del Mar.
You stupid place

1747
01:26:19,687 --> 01:26:20,955
full of dummies.

1748
01:26:28,696 --> 01:26:30,531
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1749
01:26:31,065 --> 01:26:32,533
Shit.

1750
01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:42,643
- Shit.
- Of course, shrimp

1751
01:26:42,677 --> 01:26:45,413
is the most popular fish
in America.

1752
01:26:45,446 --> 01:26:46,847
Let's introduce our finalists.

1753
01:26:47,748 --> 01:26:48,582
Star?

1754
01:26:48,616 --> 01:26:50,418
- Sorry.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.

1755
01:26:50,451 --> 01:26:52,086
Oh, my God.
Where?

1756
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,988
He said it was on the stage.

1757
01:26:57,425 --> 01:26:59,060
- Star.
- Yes?

1758
01:26:59,093 --> 01:27:00,795
Oh, my gosh. That's it.

1759
01:27:01,329 --> 01:27:03,564
Star, it's bleeping.

1760
01:27:03,597 --> 01:27:04,799
Go, go, go, go.

1761
01:27:08,636 --> 01:27:10,571
- We need to get it in the water!
- Okay!

1762
01:27:10,604 --> 01:27:12,039
Run, run!
Oh. Wait, wait, wait.

1763
01:27:12,073 --> 01:27:13,541
- Look, look, look.
- Yeah?

1764
01:27:13,574 --> 01:27:15,910
- Oh, Lord, shells?
- Everything's shells.

1765
01:27:15,943 --> 01:27:18,012
What kind of bird is this?
It's all made out of shells.

1766
01:27:18,045 --> 01:27:20,581
- Star!
- He's coming. Run!

1767
01:27:20,614 --> 01:27:21,549
Star. Guys, please stop!

1768
01:27:21,582 --> 01:27:23,617
Please wait!
Hey, I'm trying to stop this!

1769
01:27:23,651 --> 01:27:25,152
No! We won't let you do this.

1770
01:27:25,186 --> 01:27:27,088
We'll throw it on the ocean
and destroy it.

1771
01:27:27,121 --> 01:27:28,489
No. That won't destroy it.

1772
01:27:28,522 --> 01:27:29,857
- Just... just give it to me.
- No.

1773
01:27:29,890 --> 01:27:30,691
Look, I'm sorry.

1774
01:27:31,092 --> 01:27:33,761
She told me you were spies.
That's why I tied you up.

1775
01:27:33,794 --> 01:27:36,797
She's manipulated me
this whole time.

1776
01:27:36,831 --> 01:27:38,666
- Why should we believe you?
- Because...

1777
01:27:40,735 --> 01:27:42,770
I love you, Star.

1778
01:27:43,537 --> 01:27:44,405
Oh.

1779
01:27:44,705 --> 01:27:47,575
I think you're the most
beautiful woman I've ever met,

1780
01:27:48,642 --> 01:27:50,111
especially on the inside.

1781
01:27:50,778 --> 01:27:53,981
Edgar, please.
Not in front of Barb.

1782
01:27:54,014 --> 01:27:56,817
- No. Not that inside.
- Oh.

1783
01:27:56,851 --> 01:27:58,786
- Your heart.
- Oh.

1784
01:27:58,819 --> 01:28:00,955
Listen, I need you guys
to get in the cab

1785
01:28:00,988 --> 01:28:02,990
and drive inland
as fast as you can, okay?

1786
01:28:03,023 --> 01:28:04,992
I'm gonna get in the boat
and dump the receiver

1787
01:28:05,025 --> 01:28:06,494
far out in the ocean, okay?

1788
01:28:06,527 --> 01:28:07,728
You don't have
to worry about me.

1789
01:28:07,762 --> 01:28:09,730
Look, I have the antidote.

1790
01:28:14,268 --> 01:28:15,169
What's the matter?

1791
01:28:16,170 --> 01:28:17,605
Lemon infused ice tea?

1792
01:28:18,839 --> 01:28:21,208
She was setting me up
to die this whole time.

1793
01:28:21,242 --> 01:28:23,711
- Oh. That's not nice.
- Oh. Oh, no.

1794
01:28:24,178 --> 01:28:25,179
It doesn't matter.

1795
01:28:25,646 --> 01:28:28,182
The plan is the same.
I have to go through with it.

1796
01:28:28,215 --> 01:28:29,984
I got us into this mess.
I'm gonna fix it.

1797
01:28:30,017 --> 01:28:31,619
- No, Edgar. No, you can't.
- Star...

1798
01:28:33,187 --> 01:28:34,722
I'm sorry
for getting you into this.

1799
01:28:36,023 --> 01:28:37,558
- Goodbye, Star.
- No.

1800
01:28:37,591 --> 01:28:39,260
You mean hello...

1801
01:28:39,293 --> 01:28:40,561
...to me.

1802
01:28:40,961 --> 01:28:41,662
It's me, fools,

1803
01:28:42,062 --> 01:28:45,900
Darlie Bunkle.
Now, do you recognize me?

1804
01:28:45,933 --> 01:28:47,835
I was wearing disguise glasses.

1805
01:28:48,202 --> 01:28:49,603
And this disguise shirt,

1806
01:28:49,637 --> 01:28:50,871
- and this disguise...
-Run!

1807
01:28:50,905 --> 01:28:52,940
Whoa! Hey!

1808
01:28:57,211 --> 01:28:59,947
Hey. Sir. Sir, can we please
borrow your Jet Ski?

1809
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:00,781
It's really important.

1810
01:29:01,015 --> 01:29:02,917
Don't explain.
I need no further information.

1811
01:29:02,950 --> 01:29:05,686
- Take it. We trust you. Come on.
- I'll drive. Come on.

1812
01:29:05,719 --> 01:29:06,720
Okay.

1813
01:29:07,755 --> 01:29:09,623
Uh, it's beeping faster.

1814
01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:15,029
Okie-dokey.
Time to surface.

1815
01:29:22,002 --> 01:29:23,671
We're sorry,

1816
01:29:23,704 --> 01:29:26,207
you have reached a number
that's no longer in service.

1817
01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:55,269
Ladies and gentlemen...

1818
01:29:56,937 --> 01:29:59,840
...who will be
this year's

1819
01:29:59,874 --> 01:30:04,845
Seafood Jam Shrimp Queen?

1820
01:30:25,666 --> 01:30:26,967
Releasing the mosquitoes.

1821
01:30:37,244 --> 01:30:39,780
What's happening?

1822
01:30:39,813 --> 01:30:41,248
We're gonna die this time!

1823
01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:47,254
Okay. My turn.

1824
01:30:47,988 --> 01:30:50,691
My favorite facial expression
goes like this.

1825
01:30:59,266 --> 01:31:01,302
Lord, we're coming
to see you now!

1826
01:31:01,335 --> 01:31:03,804
- Open the gate!
- The pearly one!

1827
01:31:03,837 --> 01:31:05,639
Make sure it's the pearly one!

1828
01:31:06,106 --> 01:31:07,708
And the winner is...

1829
01:31:08,142 --> 01:31:09,310
Sydney Hobart!

1830
01:31:09,944 --> 01:31:13,180
♪ She is the Shrimp Queen ♪

1831
01:31:13,213 --> 01:31:17,618
♪ Is she a dream
Or is she real? ♪

1832
01:31:18,218 --> 01:31:22,056
♪ What a glorious deal
For her and the... ♪

1833
01:31:22,456 --> 01:31:25,793
Just stop!

1834
01:31:25,826 --> 01:31:27,027
Fine.

1835
01:31:28,696 --> 01:31:31,298
I'll give you your break.
You need it.

1836
01:31:31,332 --> 01:31:34,868
Star. What have I done?
I should be right there.

1837
01:31:38,605 --> 01:31:40,274
Barb, I gotta get something

1838
01:31:40,307 --> 01:31:42,209
really big off my chest.
The biggest lie of them all.

1839
01:31:42,242 --> 01:31:43,944
- I gotta tell you.
- What?

1840
01:31:44,445 --> 01:31:46,146
I never went
to a turtle's house.

1841
01:31:46,180 --> 01:31:48,115
Oh, Star, that's okay.

1842
01:31:48,148 --> 01:31:50,884
I never splashed and played
with a baby turtle in the tub.

1843
01:31:50,918 --> 01:31:52,853
I never even got in the tub.

1844
01:31:52,886 --> 01:31:54,355
And I still have my
labia pierced.

1845
01:31:54,388 --> 01:31:55,489
- What?
- God, it's so uncomfortable

1846
01:31:55,522 --> 01:31:58,292
sitting on this thing.
I don't think it's healed yet.

1847
01:31:58,325 --> 01:31:59,660
Barb?

1848
01:32:01,128 --> 01:32:03,030
Barb!

1849
01:32:08,936 --> 01:32:11,038
- Give it to me!
- It's too late. It's over.

1850
01:32:17,344 --> 01:32:19,413
Give it to me, or she drowns!

1851
01:32:19,446 --> 01:32:22,449
Star, no!
Star, no!

1852
01:32:25,853 --> 01:32:26,854
Really?

1853
01:32:31,992 --> 01:32:33,160
Eureka!

1854
01:32:35,796 --> 01:32:37,731
Ha!

1855
01:32:41,468 --> 01:32:42,836
Looking for this?

1856
01:32:43,504 --> 01:32:45,105
Yes, I was actually.

1857
01:32:46,106 --> 01:32:48,242
You're really gonna sacrifice
your own lives

1858
01:32:48,275 --> 01:32:50,077
for those fools on the beach?

1859
01:32:50,944 --> 01:32:52,212
Give me the keys!

1860
01:32:53,247 --> 01:32:54,948
- Barb?
- Star?

1861
01:32:55,783 --> 01:32:57,051
No, no, no, no.

1862
01:33:02,389 --> 01:33:05,993
No! No!

1863
01:34:17,131 --> 01:34:18,499
Sorry about that, man.

1864
01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:22,002
Let me know if you wanna get
some food later.

1865
01:34:28,208 --> 01:34:29,843
Barb and Star,

1866
01:34:29,877 --> 01:34:32,880
they... they saved us all.
Now they're gone.

1867
01:34:52,599 --> 01:34:55,569
♪ Did you ever-eever-eyever
In your life-lee-low ♪

1868
01:34:55,836 --> 01:34:59,139
♪ See a diver-deever-devver
Kiss his wife-wee-woe... ♪

1869
01:34:59,173 --> 01:35:00,607
What the fuck?

1870
01:35:00,641 --> 01:35:02,276
♪ In the kingdom of the sea

1871
01:35:02,309 --> 01:35:05,279
♪ While the bubbles bounce
About above the water? ♪

1872
01:35:08,382 --> 01:35:09,483
You're alive?

1873
01:35:13,153 --> 01:35:15,222
What just happened?
What was that?

1874
01:35:19,326 --> 01:35:20,627
It was Trish.

1875
01:35:29,403 --> 01:35:31,305
Oh, Star, I'm so sorry

1876
01:35:31,338 --> 01:35:34,007
I was ever involved in such
a horrible plan. I mean,

1877
01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:36,176
I'm so ashamed.

1878
01:35:36,210 --> 01:35:38,512
No, Edgar, I believe you.

1879
01:35:39,213 --> 01:35:42,316
And I do wanna be
an official couple with you.

1880
01:35:43,450 --> 01:35:45,085
Because I love you.

1881
01:35:45,485 --> 01:35:47,654
I love you with all
my fart... heart.

1882
01:35:47,688 --> 01:35:50,224
Oh, God. What a terrible time
to flub my words.

1883
01:35:51,358 --> 01:35:52,492
- Whoo.
- Yeah.

1884
01:35:52,526 --> 01:35:53,360
- All right.
- Wow!

1885
01:35:53,393 --> 01:35:55,395
I just wanna say,

1886
01:35:55,896 --> 01:35:59,266
I believe you too, Edgar,
so we're cool.

1887
01:35:59,666 --> 01:36:01,201
Everything's cool.

1888
01:36:01,702 --> 01:36:03,937
I do wonder where we're all
gonna live though?

1889
01:36:03,971 --> 01:36:05,505
Well, isn't this sweet?

1890
01:36:09,209 --> 01:36:11,178
Surprised to see me?

1891
01:36:11,211 --> 01:36:14,081
Well, I'm not surprise.
You took the real antidote?

1892
01:36:14,114 --> 01:36:16,617
Of course, I did!
You traitor!

1893
01:36:16,650 --> 01:36:19,353
And as for you,
I should've push you two

1894
01:36:19,386 --> 01:36:21,255
off the cliff
when I had the chance!

1895
01:36:21,822 --> 01:36:23,991
But it's not too late for me

1896
01:36:24,024 --> 01:36:26,226
to shut your blabbing trap.

1897
01:36:26,260 --> 01:36:28,528
No. You shut your
blabbing trap.

1898
01:36:28,562 --> 01:36:29,596
You're a nobody.

1899
01:36:31,164 --> 01:36:32,699
Not anymore!

1900
01:36:33,533 --> 01:36:37,404
I am Barb freakin' Quicksilver,
and I have been delivered.

1901
01:36:37,437 --> 01:36:39,172
I used to be afraid

1902
01:36:39,206 --> 01:36:41,174
of a lot of stuff,
including people like you.

1903
01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:42,409
But I'm not afraid anymore!

1904
01:36:42,743 --> 01:36:44,711
And I know my truth.
I'm a phoenix.

1905
01:36:44,745 --> 01:36:47,047
Now, my friend,

1906
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,449
Star is really good with words,
and she is gonna speak now!

1907
01:36:49,483 --> 01:36:50,617
You won't be rude through it.

1908
01:36:50,651 --> 01:36:52,252
You won't be rude,
you rude lady!

1909
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:55,188
Ha-hoya!

1910
01:36:55,656 --> 01:36:58,292
Star, the beach is yours.

1911
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:01,561
You can do this, Star.

1912
01:37:06,366 --> 01:37:07,367
Hi.

1913
01:37:07,935 --> 01:37:09,736
I know you have a lot of pain.

1914
01:37:10,437 --> 01:37:13,307
You're just trying to hurt
all these people because...

1915
01:37:13,907 --> 01:37:15,742
you're hurting inside yourself.

1916
01:37:16,777 --> 01:37:18,512
But you're not alone.

1917
01:37:19,446 --> 01:37:21,515
I've always been alone.

1918
01:37:22,115 --> 01:37:25,185
Well, that's terrible.
No friends?

1919
01:37:25,819 --> 01:37:27,287
I hate that word.

1920
01:37:28,388 --> 01:37:30,424
Friend is the best word of all.

1921
01:37:30,457 --> 01:37:32,759
I mean, they're there
when you're sad.

1922
01:37:32,793 --> 01:37:35,662
They jump up and down with you
when something good happens.

1923
01:37:35,696 --> 01:37:37,664
Yeah. And you'll spend
your birthdays together

1924
01:37:37,698 --> 01:37:40,434
and stay up late giggling
about boobs and butts and stuff.

1925
01:37:41,601 --> 01:37:44,771
No one ever wants to be...
my friend.

1926
01:37:48,075 --> 01:37:49,376
I'll be your friend.

1927
01:37:49,409 --> 01:37:50,410
What?

1928
01:37:51,845 --> 01:37:53,080
So will I.

1929
01:37:54,348 --> 01:37:56,083
Me too.
I'll be your friend.

1930
01:37:56,116 --> 01:37:57,284
- Me too.
- Me too.

1931
01:37:57,317 --> 01:37:58,352
- Me too.
- Me too.

1932
01:37:58,585 --> 01:38:00,220
I'd very much like
being your friend,

1933
01:38:00,253 --> 01:38:01,488
if you'll take me.

1934
01:38:05,459 --> 01:38:06,426
Edgar?

1935
01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:12,332
Uh... I mean, it's kind of weird
but I guess.

1936
01:38:12,366 --> 01:38:14,201
After everything I've done?

1937
01:38:17,337 --> 01:38:18,505
I'm not going to...

1938
01:38:19,106 --> 01:38:21,074
I'm not gonna get emotional.

1939
01:38:21,108 --> 01:38:22,576
No. No!

1940
01:38:23,543 --> 01:38:26,046
I'm not going to cry. No.

1941
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,149
They're trying to come up,
but no.

1942
01:38:29,182 --> 01:38:30,784
No! No!

1943
01:38:30,817 --> 01:38:33,353
They're coming.
My feelings are coming!

1944
01:38:36,123 --> 01:38:37,224
Yes!

1945
01:38:37,257 --> 01:38:40,293
I'm ready to have friends!

1946
01:38:41,428 --> 01:38:43,864
And now I'm gonna
rush out into the crowd.

1947
01:38:43,897 --> 01:38:45,832
I mean, all of you,
we could giggle

1948
01:38:45,866 --> 01:38:48,502
about boobs and butts.
Who wants to be my first friend?

1949
01:38:48,835 --> 01:38:50,070
We did it.

1950
01:38:54,741 --> 01:38:57,277
Barb, there something
on your chest.

1951
01:38:58,211 --> 01:39:00,680
- It's like you're glowing.
- So are you. On your chest.

1952
01:39:02,349 --> 01:39:03,383
What is...

1953
01:39:05,252 --> 01:39:06,753
It's our shimmer.

1954
01:39:14,861 --> 01:39:16,263
- Edgar.
- That's great.

1955
01:39:16,296 --> 01:39:18,298
- We got our shimmer. I saw hers.
- She saw mine.

1956
01:39:18,331 --> 01:39:19,566
What do you say we go celebrate

1957
01:39:19,933 --> 01:39:21,201
if I get another
buried treasure.

1958
01:39:21,234 --> 01:39:23,270
- Ooh. That sounds fun.
- Yeah.

1959
01:39:23,303 --> 01:39:25,572
- Really fun!
- But actually, um...

1960
01:39:25,605 --> 01:39:27,808
Barb and I have something
we have to do first.

1961
01:39:29,643 --> 01:39:31,545
- We found it.
- I can't believe it.

1962
01:39:31,578 --> 01:39:34,214
Well, looks like Barb and Star

1963
01:39:34,247 --> 01:39:35,749
found some adventure after all.

1964
01:39:36,316 --> 01:39:38,485
I mean, ain't that
what we all want?

1965
01:39:38,985 --> 01:39:41,555
A little love, friendship,
and adventure?

1966
01:39:42,022 --> 01:39:44,724
Well, I hope you learned
something here today.

1967
01:39:44,758 --> 01:39:45,792
I know I did.

1968
01:39:45,826 --> 01:39:48,795
Sometimes you gotta step out
of your box a little

1969
01:39:48,829 --> 01:39:51,498
then you'll know what life
is really about.

1970
01:39:51,531 --> 01:39:53,467
But then again, what do I know?

1971
01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:56,870
I'm just a fun-loving
water spirit named Trish.

1972
01:39:57,604 --> 01:39:59,206
Bye-bye now.

1973
01:40:15,922 --> 01:40:17,524
♪ Ay

1974
01:40:30,570 --> 01:40:32,539
Hey, middle-aged people.

1975
01:40:32,572 --> 01:40:34,274
You thought this was over?

1976
01:40:35,609 --> 01:40:37,377
You are wrong.

1977
01:40:39,779 --> 01:40:41,481
It's time to boogie!

1978
01:40:41,515 --> 01:40:43,483
♪ Okay, shawty
What's happenin'? ♪

1979
01:40:43,517 --> 01:40:45,452
♪ Girl let's get
This thing crackin' ♪

1980
01:40:45,485 --> 01:40:47,287
♪ You just bend it on over

1981
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,289
♪ I'll get behind
And you make it wind ♪

1982
01:40:49,322 --> 01:40:51,324
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪

1983
01:40:51,358 --> 01:40:52,759
♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong
Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong ♪

1984
01:40:52,792 --> 01:40:55,662
- We keep going? A little more.
- Yeah. Just a little more.

1985
01:40:56,496 --> 01:40:58,832
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪

1986
01:40:58,865 --> 01:41:00,700
♪ Brra-dong
Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪

1987
01:41:00,734 --> 01:41:02,669
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪

1988
01:41:02,702 --> 01:41:04,704
♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong
Ba-dong-ba-da-bong-bong... ♪

1989
01:41:17,951 --> 01:41:19,619
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora

1990
01:41:19,653 --> 01:41:21,454
-♪ Shake it left and right
-♪ Right

1991
01:41:21,488 --> 01:41:24,824
♪ Work, work, work, señora
Right into my ride ♪

1992
01:41:24,858 --> 01:41:26,960
♪ Miami's in the house
Without a doubt ♪

1993
01:41:26,993 --> 01:41:28,929
♪ I'm the Chico, in the club
That they yell about ♪

1994
01:41:28,962 --> 01:41:31,398
♪ I'm from the city
Where the women all real... ♪

1995
01:41:31,431 --> 01:41:32,732
It's getting hard to breath
a little bit,

1996
01:41:32,766 --> 01:41:33,967
but I'm gonna keep going.

1997
01:41:34,401 --> 01:41:36,503
♪ And that ass
Is off the chain ♪

1998
01:41:36,536 --> 01:41:37,904
♪ I hit that thing so hard

1999
01:41:37,938 --> 01:41:39,940
♪ She called 411 pain
Dammit, man ♪

2000
01:41:40,373 --> 01:41:42,442
♪ Let's go to Jamaica
For Sean Paul ♪

2001
01:41:42,475 --> 01:41:44,277
♪ Then take it to tally
For T-Pain ♪

2002
01:41:44,311 --> 01:41:46,313
♪ Mami move that ass
Like chitty-chitty bang-bang ♪

2003
01:41:46,346 --> 01:41:47,847
♪ Chitty-chitty bang-bang

2004
01:41:47,881 --> 01:41:49,616
♪ Okay, shawty
What's happenin'? ♪

2005
01:41:49,649 --> 01:41:51,418
♪ Girl let's get
This thing crackin' ♪

2006
01:41:51,451 --> 01:41:53,286
♪ You just bend it on over

2007
01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:55,021
♪ I'll get behind
And you make it wind ♪

2008
01:41:55,055 --> 01:41:57,023
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪

2009
01:41:57,057 --> 01:41:58,692
♪ Brra-dong
Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪

2010
01:41:58,725 --> 01:42:00,694
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪

2011
01:42:00,727 --> 01:42:02,562
♪ Brra-dong
Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong... ♪

2012
01:42:02,596 --> 01:42:04,531
I don't have any sand
in my mouth yet...

2013
01:42:04,564 --> 01:42:05,699
- You don't?
- Not yet.

2014
01:42:05,732 --> 01:42:07,334
I can feel a little
granules, like,

2015
01:42:07,367 --> 01:42:09,069
- in between my teeth, like...
-Your teeth? Oh!

2016
01:42:09,102 --> 01:42:10,870
- I just got some. There you go.
- Oh, there you go.

2017
01:42:10,904 --> 01:42:12,706
♪ Brra-dong
Ba-dong-ba-dong-bong ♪

2018
01:42:50,944 --> 01:42:53,880
Ah. Can we talk about
horses now?

2019
01:42:54,547 --> 01:42:55,615
Give it to me.

2020
01:44:17,931 --> 01:44:19,065
Woo-hoo.

2021
01:44:31,511 --> 01:44:32,712
My bad.

2022
01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:36,302
There are good ships.
And wood ships.

2023
01:46:36,336 --> 01:46:38,037
And ships that sail the sea.

2024
01:46:38,071 --> 01:46:40,006
But the best ships
are friendships.

2025
01:46:40,039 --> 01:46:41,908
And may they always be.

2026
01:46:43,209 --> 01:46:44,811
I agree.