1 00:02:17,432 --> 00:02:21,596 You don't see me standin' here, man? See me lookin' at you? 2 00:02:21,728 --> 00:02:25,678 Get outta the car! I'll take care of you, man! 3 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:03,058 - 911 emergency. - Hello there. It's me... again. 4 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:08,184 Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party. 5 00:03:14,864 --> 00:03:18,315 Move it, dickhead! It's only a gas pedal. It's not gonna bite. 6 00:03:18,451 --> 00:03:20,360 - Hang on, Benny. Here we go. - Whoa! 7 00:03:23,664 --> 00:03:26,285 - Would you slow down? - Come on! 8 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,374 Aw, look at this. 9 00:03:30,629 --> 00:03:33,085 - It's D for drive, shithead! - Fuck you! 10 00:03:33,215 --> 00:03:36,833 There oughta be a goddamn law, driving without a brain! 11 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:41,220 Out of the way! Police business, you got it? 12 00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:47,559 It isn't police business, Moss. You're late for a goddamn date. 13 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:51,306 You can't be yelling "police business" when it isn't. 14 00:03:51,442 --> 00:03:54,526 It's my business and I'm the police, right? 15 00:03:54,653 --> 00:03:56,646 So go figure. What is this guy doing? 16 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:07,995 Come on, Moss! 17 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:15,295 What are you gonna tell the captain? 18 00:04:15,424 --> 00:04:18,211 "Sorry about the 45 people I killed. I was horny. " 19 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:21,297 We've only been out a few times, me and Susan. 20 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:24,881 No one I've met since my divorce stuck around for a second date. 21 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,507 Maybe it's something about my personality. 22 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:30,604 Up yours, asshole! 23 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:31,726 Goddamn it! 24 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:35,937 Susan's different. I think she's the one. I even quit smoking for her. 25 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:39,438 Hey, you asshole! What's the matter? 26 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:44,448 - Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy? - It's a billboard. 27 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:50,451 What's-his-face. The new Nick Lang movie. I really love that guy. 28 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,919 I hate him. He's in my way. Bad enough he's up there and we're stuck down here. 29 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:58,047 Party Crasher spotted at a dance club on 46th. 30 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:00,665 No, not tonight! 31 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:03,921 I got a date! Shit, shit, shit! 32 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,802 Hey, hey! We're working here! 33 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:12,845 # I'm rockin' my peers puttin' suckers in fear 34 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,851 # Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon 35 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,264 # Listen to the bass go boom 36 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,944 # Explosion 37 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,184 # Overpowerin' 38 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,360 # Over the competition I'm towerin' 39 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,815 # Wreckin' shop when I drop these lyrics 40 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:26,908 # That'll make you call the cops 41 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:30,197 # Don't you dare stare You better move 42 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,573 # Don't ever compare me to the rest 43 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,582 # That'll all get sliced and diced 44 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,584 # Competition's payin' the price 45 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,586 # I'm gonna knock you out 46 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,837 # Mama said knock you out 47 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:04,155 He's gonna call us every time he shoots someone? 48 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,274 The man likes an audience. 49 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,279 Grainy, check the back. China, Billy, stay out front. 50 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:13,705 - We stand out here pullin' our puds? - He might kill someone out here. 51 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,323 I don't have a pud. Pull on yours twice for me. 52 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:20,374 Said he'd be dressed in black. Shouldn't be that hard to spot. 53 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,376 # Shadow-boxing when I heard you on the radio 54 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,418 # Huh! I just don't know 55 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,464 # What made you forget that I was raw 56 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,340 # But now I got a new tour 57 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,846 # I'm goin' insane, startin' the hurricane 58 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,467 # Releasin' pain, lettin' you know 59 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:39,138 # You can't gain or maintain unless you say my name 60 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,389 # Rippin', killin' 61 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,601 # Diggin' and drillin' a hole 62 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,815 # Pass the Old Gold 63 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,879 # Shotgun blasts are heard 64 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:08,044 # When I rip and kill at will 65 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,847 # The man of the hour, tower of power 66 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,003 # I'll devour 67 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,141 # I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand 68 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,426 # That I'm not your average man 69 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,599 Billy, you got him? 70 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:08,062 China, where is he? Where is he? I don't see him! 71 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,559 There! 72 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,653 Damn it. 73 00:08:19,873 --> 00:08:22,115 Damn it, he's right there. Billy! 74 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:24,332 Billy, the tow truck! 75 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,918 Hey! Come here, you prick. 76 00:08:27,047 --> 00:08:28,874 Ow! Damn it. 77 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:32,625 - Whoa! - Hey, asshole! 78 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,087 You drive. I wanna shoot him! 79 00:08:39,142 --> 00:08:43,010 Come on! We jingle it, baby. Come on, let's roll. Come on! 80 00:08:47,943 --> 00:08:49,769 You son of a bitch! 81 00:08:55,492 --> 00:08:59,359 - Chill! Wait for me get my gun out. - Don't tell me how to drive, Billy. 82 00:09:05,794 --> 00:09:07,833 There he is! 83 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:25,218 - Come on! Shit! - Jumpin' Jesus. 84 00:09:29,442 --> 00:09:32,443 Billy, shoot him. Kill this asshole. 85 00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:37,732 I would if you'd get out of the way, you tow-truck-drivin' motherfuckin' supercop! 86 00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,990 I don't give a shit. Shoot him. 87 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:49,995 You like it? You're gonna die! 88 00:09:55,176 --> 00:09:58,876 You're gonna die. If I ever get out of this, you're gonna die. 89 00:09:59,013 --> 00:10:00,637 Woo-woo-woo! 90 00:10:05,102 --> 00:10:07,225 Uh-oh. Oh, boy. 91 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:16,271 Shoot him! Shoot him! 92 00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:19,446 Damn it! Shoot him again, Billy. 93 00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:25,162 Don't pull it. Oh, no! Goddamn it! 94 00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:27,906 Oh, it's gonna hurt. Ow! 95 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:37,295 Yahoo! You see that, sucker? 96 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:40,381 Excuse me, Lieutenant. Care for a cigarette? 97 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,003 Oh, shit! 98 00:10:48,895 --> 00:10:50,438 Bye! 99 00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:52,728 You son of a bitch! 100 00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:56,315 Oh, man. 101 00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:01,483 I hate that guy. 102 00:11:01,741 --> 00:11:03,651 No one talks that way to Joe Gunn. 103 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:06,117 Look who's back in town. 104 00:11:06,246 --> 00:11:08,120 Where there's fire, there's smoke. 105 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,739 Where there's smoke, there's Joe Gunn. 106 00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:12,915 He hates bad guys. 107 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:15,120 Gunn, I'm gonna kill ya. 108 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,580 He loves bad girls. 109 00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:20,004 Joe, you gotta help me! 110 00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:24,298 This time, he's tracking a killer halfway around the globe. 111 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:26,968 He can't be stopped. 112 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,594 Hang on! I'm coming. 113 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:32,012 And he never quits. 114 00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:35,646 Joe, why don't you quit? These'll kill you. 115 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:38,064 You kill me, baby. 116 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:40,151 I want him found. 117 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:44,522 I want him stopped. 118 00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,867 I want him dead. 119 00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:51,580 Gee, it's great to be wanted. 120 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:56,419 Nick Lang is Joe Gunn in "Smoking Gunn II". 121 00:11:56,546 --> 00:11:59,037 Cos you can't keep a good gun down. 122 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:00,966 Rated R. 123 00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:04,214 - Nickie! - It's crap, Angie. It's crap! 124 00:12:04,387 --> 00:12:09,381 It's another big budget, big box-office, Nick Lang, easy-to-flush piece of crap. 125 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:11,675 Don't throw your People's Choice Award. 126 00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:15,891 When are you gonna come to me with something with relevance... 127 00:12:16,023 --> 00:12:19,143 ...something that doesn't have a Roman numeral in the title? 128 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:22,568 Did you ever hear of Hamlet I I I? Midsummer's Night IV? 129 00:12:22,696 --> 00:12:26,528 They made Henry V. It won awards for that little Scottish fellow. 130 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,496 - So that's what this is about. - Hi, Nickie! 131 00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:34,832 Me, the agent that mismanaged you all the way to No. 1. 132 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:38,327 All right. Fine, let's talk about something that matters. 133 00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:39,790 Let's talk about... 134 00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:43,872 $1.2 billion in combined ticket sales. 135 00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:47,758 Not to mention $7 million pay-or-play, or 12% of the gross. 136 00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:51,506 You've never been bigger. They're bootlegging your movies to Libya. 137 00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:55,426 Fabulous. I've cornered the terrorist market. How am I doing in Iraq? 138 00:12:55,562 --> 00:12:59,477 The problem is I'm tired of playing cartoons. 139 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:04,566 You don't want me to grow up. The studio doesn't want me to grow up. 140 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,104 I'm the only one who wants me to grow up! 141 00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:10,902 Let's cut through it. It's that part, isn't it? 142 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:13,705 You still wanna play that cop, Ray Casanova. 143 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,368 Casanov, Ray Casanov. And you're damn right. 144 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,169 Come on, Gupta, get the kind with the fresh ones! 145 00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:23,208 Damn right I want to! You know why? Because that's a real guy. 146 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,249 He worries about paying the rent... 147 00:13:25,383 --> 00:13:28,218 ...he bleeds when he gets shot, pukes when he gets sick. 148 00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:33,137 Nick! Spielberg's wife just had a baby. Should I send that wine and cheese? 149 00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:37,015 Yeah, and some of those muffins and a note, something personal. 150 00:13:37,145 --> 00:13:40,265 Not too personal. He forgot to mention me in his AFI speech. 151 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,438 - Add my name. - OK. 152 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:47,276 People come to see your movies because you make them happy. 153 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:51,901 Call me crazy, but I don't see America coming out in droves to see you puke. 154 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:55,828 Besides, they want Mel Gibson for the role. 155 00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:59,620 - Is it about asses? Is it a butt movie? - Get up, get up. 156 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,207 The director'll be back in two weeks. 157 00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:05,006 - They'll close the deal. - Good afternoon, Mr Lang. 158 00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:07,088 Wait a minute. Did you say two weeks? 159 00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,799 Two weeks is perfect. Two weeks is enough. I wanna test for the part. 160 00:14:10,928 --> 00:14:12,755 Test? No, no. 161 00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:15,296 - Ange, listen to me. - You listen to me! 162 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,721 My mind is made up. This means too much to me. 163 00:14:17,852 --> 00:14:20,521 I'll pay for the damn test myself! 164 00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:24,765 They'll try to get you for less, a lot less. 165 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,435 Ange, please, hold it for one second. Let me show you something. 166 00:14:33,075 --> 00:14:38,117 Rosalie, please, can you... I got this off the dish last night. You gotta watch it. 167 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,410 Four times this Party Crasher has alerted you... 168 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,081 ...before killing someone, and he still got away. 169 00:14:45,212 --> 00:14:48,747 - You care to comment on that? - Tie your dick in a knot! 170 00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:52,086 Freeze! Slow-mo, slow-mo. 171 00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:56,253 - Isn't that incredible? - Uh-huh. 172 00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:59,382 Research, Ange. 173 00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,594 Look at this face. Look at those eyes. 174 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:05,062 That's my character. That's my guide. That's Ray Casanov. 175 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,860 That's the face of a man who's been to the edge... 176 00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:11,650 ...a man who's tasted fear! - And vomit. 177 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:15,606 I wanna go to New York tonight. Call the studio. Get 'em to set it up. 178 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:20,031 I wanna spend two weeks with this guy. I wanna eat, sleep, breathe John Moss. 179 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,998 If I can taste his world, if I can walk his beat... 180 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,995 ...if I can get under his skin, I will nail this part. 181 00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:29,045 - Nickie, I love you. - I love you too, Ange. 182 00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:33,123 Reality check - you can't leave town. Your movie opens Friday. 183 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:36,261 - So what? - I already booked Johnny, Barbara... 184 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:39,092 ...Phil, Arsenio. Woo-woo-woo-woo! 185 00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,631 Tell 'em to run an old one. They're all the same. 186 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,437 - They just ask about the paternity suit. - Suits. 187 00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:47,267 What if this cop doesn't want you tagging after him? 188 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:52,191 Ange, get real. Two pros exchanging ideas. Why wouldn't he wanna do it? 189 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:56,363 Bullshit! I mean that with all due respect. 190 00:15:56,908 --> 00:16:01,071 There's no way on earth I am gonna baby-sit some Hollywood rump wrangler. 191 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:05,498 - I'm on a murder investigation. - You have no vote. You're off the case. 192 00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,451 Look at you. You're all busted up. 193 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,291 If it weren't for Lang, you'd be on injured leave. 194 00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,794 Christ, you can't pull me off this case. 195 00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:16,760 This Party Crasher has whacked out seven people... 196 00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:18,926 ...four of 'em in front of us! 197 00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:21,510 He's nuts! I looked in his eyes. Know what I saw? 198 00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:24,392 Pleasure. He likes it. He's gonna do it again. Soon. 199 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,769 Moss, you're off. Mayor Dinkins insisted. 200 00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:31,646 Evidently this Hollywood actor asked for you by name. 201 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,564 - What? - Yes. Come in. 202 00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:37,696 Benny. Wait for me outside. I gotta talk to you. 203 00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:44,110 All right, here's the story. Pooley takes over for you. 204 00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:47,450 You are breaking in a new partner named Ray Casanov. 205 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,999 The guy just wants to blend in, be another cop on the job... 206 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,168 ...so nobody knows he's Nick Lang. 207 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,464 - Yes, sir. - And Moss, no action. 208 00:16:56,592 --> 00:17:00,175 This guy gets his hair messed up, we're all in deep shit. 209 00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,715 Yes, sir. 210 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,883 - Hey, John. - Captain? 211 00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:09,015 You got two ways to deal with this. You got the easy way, you got the hard way. 212 00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:13,808 John, do us all a favour and make the right choice. 213 00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:17,027 - I always do. - Good. 214 00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,569 Son of a bitch! 215 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,036 Hi, I'm looking for Lieutenant Moss. 216 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,913 Oh, God. You... 217 00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:40,256 He's over there relaxin'. 218 00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:43,553 - Moss! - What? What? 219 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,845 You got company. 220 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,889 Hi, John. 221 00:17:49,853 --> 00:17:52,260 Susan. Hi, I... 222 00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:56,148 ...didn't expect to see you here this morning. 223 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,356 - Thank you, Billy. - Aw, wanna be alone? 224 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,484 I tried calling you yesterday and this morning. 225 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,483 I got your messages. I would have called you at home, but I lost your number. 226 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,659 That happens. I lost my keys last week. 227 00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:12,158 - Actually, my daughter Bonnie lost it. - You know, kids. 228 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:17,714 Yeah. I wanted to let you know I wasn't mad, even though you didn't show up. 229 00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:22,916 I didn't think you were one of those Cro-Magnon jerks who stands people up. 230 00:18:23,177 --> 00:18:27,923 - These are yours, right? - No, I quit. I don't smoke. 231 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,552 Hi. 232 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,393 Thank you, Benny. 233 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,848 - Bye. - Bye. 234 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:36,637 Anyway, I know where you work cos I saw you on the news. 235 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,569 - You did? - Yeah. 236 00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:42,445 Good thing Bonnie didn't see you. I read lips. 237 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:45,063 Oh, no. That was taken out of context. 238 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:49,695 Those reporters can be real assholes, real irritating. 239 00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,746 Hey, hey. 240 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,868 - I wanted to see how you were doin'. - I'm OK. I'm doing good. 241 00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,169 It's not like I wanted to go out... 242 00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:04,549 ...tonight... around 8.00. 243 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,800 Oh! Oh. Yeah, well. 244 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,301 So what are you doing for dinner tonight? 245 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,341 - Tonight? - Around 8.00. 246 00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:14,227 As a matter of fact, I have no plans. 247 00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:18,345 Great. I'll call you, and we'll make a plan for a place to go. 248 00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:20,516 OK. All right. 249 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:33,992 Give me a kiss, baby. Take a bow, baby. 250 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,448 Yeah, yeah! Way to go. 251 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,871 Hey, Moss, heard you got yanked. Sorry. 252 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,130 Hey, that's too bad, John. 253 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,590 You gotta be Casanov. 254 00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,802 Fucking A. 255 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,974 Hey, Casanov. You look a lot like that actor. 256 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,807 - Yeah, Nick Lang. - Only shorter. 257 00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,266 A lot shorter. 258 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,235 OK, ladies, let's get some real work done here. 259 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:09,106 Tea break's over. Party Crasher briefing in the squad room. Let's go. 260 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,738 Psst. 261 00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,995 I really am Nick Lang. 262 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,869 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 263 00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,755 Aagh! 264 00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:36,390 Lieutenant Moss, I haven't been this jazzed since the Golden Globes. 265 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,973 I mean, a cop like you showing me the streets. 266 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,603 The two of us comparing scars. I have had a couple of scrapes myself. 267 00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:46,432 I got rope burns on Smoking Gun II. I chafed for a month. It was terrible. 268 00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:49,819 This place is great. The look, the textures... 269 00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:51,607 ...the aroma. 270 00:20:51,741 --> 00:20:55,441 I mean, it's like a movie, it's so real. 271 00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:58,413 And you don't have to worry about me screwing up. 272 00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:02,323 I did my homework. I know police procedures, police lingo... 273 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,499 Hey, homeboy! 274 00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:09,758 I'm in great shape. My trainer's got me on Nautilus and the StairMaster... 275 00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,209 ...so you don't have to worry about Nick Lang. 276 00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:16,176 Son of a bitch! Caught me off guard there. 277 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,802 You know, Lieutenant, I can't help but notice... 278 00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:24,768 ...that I'm doing most of the talking here, which is fine. 279 00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:28,065 I guess you're not a morning person, and can I relate to that! 280 00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:33,318 Before Esperanza brings me that first cup of cappuccino, I am toast. Forget about it. 281 00:21:33,449 --> 00:21:36,533 It's decaf. My nutritionist is cutting down my caffeine. 282 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:39,198 Whoa! 283 00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,536 Turned a little early there. 284 00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:47,744 I was wondering. In order to capture the essence of the police experience... 285 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,584 ...do I get a gun? 286 00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:53,004 For realism. 287 00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,962 I mean, Lieutenant... 288 00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:58,678 ...it's not like I'm gonna use the thing. 289 00:21:59,391 --> 00:22:00,969 Although bullets would be nice. 290 00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,224 Not if you tied my tongue to your tailpipe and drove me... 291 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:09,274 ...naked across a field of broken glass. No, no, no! 292 00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:12,153 - Is this about the actor? - I gave the maggot a chance. 293 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,567 I got to the bathroom and back. 294 00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:18,316 He doesn't belong here. He belongs in never-never land... 295 00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:20,658 ...with his assistants, his maid... 296 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:25,081 ...and the guy who wipes his ass after he pinches off his loaf, OK? 297 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:28,411 - This is about the actor. - He wants to carry a loaded weapon. 298 00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:34,465 - Send that little jizzball in here. - Thank you. 299 00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:39,003 Excuse me, gents. Sorry to interrupt. 300 00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:41,511 - Hi, Captain Brix? - Yeah. 301 00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:44,393 Nick Lang. I understand you're in on our secret. 302 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,725 Dave Dinkins sends his best, by the way. 303 00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:51,896 Listen, I just wanted to thank you for all your help in making this possible. 304 00:22:52,026 --> 00:22:54,066 I gotta tell you. 305 00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,239 My wife's crazy about you. 306 00:23:03,788 --> 00:23:05,745 We are really big fans! 307 00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:13,459 - Well, uh, what's your wife's name? - Norma. 308 00:23:13,589 --> 00:23:17,753 If it wasn't for people like you and Norma, I'd be digging ditches. So, thanks. 309 00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:21,131 Hey. Wow. I just got a great idea. You and Norma... 310 00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:23,137 - Do you have kids? - Uh, no... 311 00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:27,097 You and Norma come out to the coast, see the premiere of the movie. 312 00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,553 You can stay at my house with me. 313 00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,358 - At your house? - Do you like the beach? 314 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,773 What we talked about, the jizzball thing? 315 00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:38,311 Yeah. Look, um... 316 00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:43,026 - Would you sign this? To Norma? - Not a problem. Absolutely. 317 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,449 Norma. 318 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,825 Norma. 319 00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:50,874 Bang, bang... 320 00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,373 ...Nick Lang. 321 00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:55,500 Thank you. Thank you. 322 00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:59,669 - If there's anything we can do... - You're doing it. 323 00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:01,504 Thanks. OK. 324 00:24:01,637 --> 00:24:03,676 Thanks, John. 325 00:24:05,474 --> 00:24:07,846 "Bang, bang"? 326 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,638 Get my wife on the phone, would you? 327 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:19,312 Lieutenant, I was thinking. I don't really need the gun. 328 00:24:21,656 --> 00:24:24,326 It's probably better to wait a couple of days... 329 00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:28,235 ...until I get this cop thing down pat. - What have you got? 330 00:24:28,371 --> 00:24:31,289 Coroner's report on that guy the Party Crasher took out. 331 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,622 Of course, I'm off the case. 332 00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:36,539 Safety bullets, hollow points. That figures. 333 00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:38,830 Custom-made. Look at this thing! 334 00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:42,132 Looks like that Darth Vader thing we took off the Dead Romeos. 335 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,427 Yeah. Are they buying from the same guy the Party Crasher is? 336 00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:48,128 - Check this. - Might have to ask the Dead Romeos. 337 00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:51,302 - Not me, of course. I'm off the case. - Sorry to hear it. 338 00:24:51,478 --> 00:24:56,223 I'll be introducing my new partner, Ray Casanov, to the pleasures of a frog dog. 339 00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:59,275 Frog dog, Ray! Mmm, tasty! 340 00:25:00,111 --> 00:25:01,855 - Frog dog? - Ribbet! 341 00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:05,573 Look at this. I'm moving to Florida, I swear to God. 342 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:08,535 Get outta the way! 343 00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:11,698 I guess cops can drive as fast as they want, huh? 344 00:25:14,876 --> 00:25:18,541 Look, Moss, let's get on the same page here, OK? 345 00:25:18,671 --> 00:25:22,835 I'm sensing that you're not completely happy with this situation. 346 00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:26,051 That's fine, OK? Cos I'm here for one reason only. 347 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,842 You are the best. You're a heavyweight. 348 00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,464 You're a Yoda among cops. 349 00:25:32,518 --> 00:25:35,472 You know Yoda? Little guy, big ears, real smart. 350 00:25:35,605 --> 00:25:39,649 So it doesn't matter what you think of me, cos I have respect for you. 351 00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:41,898 And that is where I'm coming from. 352 00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:46,654 Look, dickwad, I don't give a rat's ass where you're coming from. 353 00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:49,985 - I just care about where you're going. - Good, we're talking. 354 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,824 Where do I drop you off? Where are you staying? 355 00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:55,244 - Give me a name. - I'm staying with you. 356 00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:57,995 Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum. 357 00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:02,338 - I thought this was arranged. - Nobody arranged jackshit with me. 358 00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:06,842 You know, a lot of people would be excited to have Nick Lang in their home. 359 00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:08,796 I'll drop you off at their place. 360 00:26:08,929 --> 00:26:10,340 - Listen. - No! 361 00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:15,675 You listen, you egomaniacal cockroach! 362 00:26:15,811 --> 00:26:18,598 I got yanked off a case so you could be a cop groupie... 363 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:20,853 ...and now you wanna live in my house? 364 00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:25,360 I got a job to do. I don't have time for anybody in my house, this car, my life... 365 00:26:25,487 --> 00:26:29,864 ...who isn't a) a cop or b) the Party Crasher. Got it? 366 00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:37,162 So that's what this is about. You're still after this guy. 367 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:40,706 Give me the name of a hotel or I bounce your ass out at the next light. 368 00:26:40,836 --> 00:26:43,042 I dunno. Do you think that's a good idea? 369 00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:46,006 I don't think Captain Brix is gonna like it. 370 00:26:46,132 --> 00:26:50,213 I mean, us being separated, you being back on the case. 371 00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:52,670 Although I'm not gonna mention anything... 372 00:26:52,806 --> 00:26:56,720 ...because if you can't trust your partner, who can you trust? 373 00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:19,408 - What is that? - It's a rubber gun. I got it from props. 374 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,078 It'll help me get into character until I get a gun. 375 00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,499 Great. Dickless Tracy. 376 00:27:35,431 --> 00:27:37,839 Hey, stay here. 377 00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:40,217 Hey, how come I can't come with you? 378 00:27:40,353 --> 00:27:42,392 Stay. 379 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,225 I sit and roll over, too. 380 00:27:53,949 --> 00:27:56,156 Oh, man. 381 00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:58,906 Oh, this is beautiful. 382 00:28:00,081 --> 00:28:02,120 This is amazing. 383 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,619 Swish. 384 00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,547 OK... and tilt. 385 00:28:16,639 --> 00:28:18,263 And... 386 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:19,421 Huh! 387 00:28:20,851 --> 00:28:22,476 I may have to kill you later. 388 00:28:24,813 --> 00:28:25,809 Hey. 389 00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:30,897 And I looked out, and he was wearing a Mr T starter kit. 390 00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:36,148 You hear this crazy ho? Yo, kill that dumb slut! 391 00:28:36,992 --> 00:28:37,988 Police! 392 00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:44,197 Get over there. Don't fuckin' move! 393 00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:49,494 Let's reacquaint ourselves. I'm Lieutenant John Moss. 394 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:54,042 For those of you with short attention spans, you are the Dead Romeos. 395 00:28:54,176 --> 00:28:56,963 Not us, Lieutenant. We a reading group. 396 00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,631 - Shut up! - Damn, man. 397 00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:06,143 Reading group, huh? These don't look like the classics to me. 398 00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:08,976 Those are just shower gifts, homeboy. 399 00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:12,108 I ain't your homeboy, OK? 400 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:16,316 You wanna graduate from high school, get decent jobs. 401 00:29:17,073 --> 00:29:20,240 Try white-collar crime, that's where the real money is. 402 00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:23,654 OK, pop quiz. There is a shooter out there. 403 00:29:23,788 --> 00:29:27,453 He's using hollow-point safety slugs in a retooled. 475... 404 00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:29,707 ...beefed-up gun barrel, laser sight. 405 00:29:30,211 --> 00:29:33,710 Kinda like the gun I took off one of you shits at the B&K Liquors. 406 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,082 - It wasn't us, man. - Shh. 407 00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:40,753 Yo, yo. I think the dude thinks he's Babe Ruth. 408 00:29:41,889 --> 00:29:46,136 This is a custom-made gun. It takes a specialist to make such a gun. 409 00:29:47,937 --> 00:29:49,977 - I need a name. - We don't know nothin'. 410 00:29:50,106 --> 00:29:52,727 - Get outta the damn way! - I'm sorry, man. 411 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,816 I couldn't hear that name with the TV. 412 00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,860 Joe Gunn is back in "Smoking Gunn II". 413 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:02,441 Nick Lang is once again Joe Gunn who hates bad guys, loves bad girls. 414 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:07,364 - Hey, Nick Lang. He's bad. Real bad! - Nick Lang is a faggot. 415 00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:09,787 Yeah, I'm very into environmental causes. 416 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,452 I think a lot of people don't know this. All of my movies... 417 00:30:13,587 --> 00:30:15,829 ...are shot on biodegradable film stock. 418 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:23,551 Hey, Ange. It's me, Nickie. Ange, you're never gonna believe where I am. 419 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:28,473 No, not the Russian Tea Room. Do me a favour, don't even guess. 420 00:30:28,602 --> 00:30:30,559 I'm in a ghetto. 421 00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:33,973 No, no, it's not a tour. Ange, I'm with Moss. 422 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:38,152 I'm already in the middle of a murder investigation. Can you believe that? 423 00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:41,897 I'm gonna get this part. I'm soaking this up. You gotta see this place. 424 00:30:42,032 --> 00:30:47,157 It's, like, the grit, the dirt, the crime, the human drama - it's all around you. 425 00:30:47,287 --> 00:30:50,739 You can feel it in the air. Hey! Hey! I need that phone! 426 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,908 I'm calling a cop. You know there's a cop right inside there. 427 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,128 Come on. 428 00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,009 Shit. 429 00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:08,428 Just hang it up, OK? It's on my bill. 430 00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:09,554 Just... shit! 431 00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:12,182 Name, name. Come on, name. 432 00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:15,936 - Witherspoon. - Are you crazy? 433 00:31:18,193 --> 00:31:20,731 Shut up! Shut up! 434 00:31:21,905 --> 00:31:26,152 - Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. Who? - I said the dude's name is Witherspoon. 435 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,656 - Where? - He moves around. Works out of a van. 436 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:32,619 - He sells guns, whatever kind you want. - Moss! 437 00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,539 John, I've been looking all over for you. 438 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:39,168 They stole my cellular phone and I think it mighta been a gang. 439 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,631 - Hi, guys. Sorry to interrupt. - I told you to wait in the car. 440 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,798 - That kid looks just like Nick Lang. - Only shorter, right? 441 00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:50,589 No, whiter. 442 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:54,473 Look, John, I'm sorry. It's just that they're real pissed off and... 443 00:31:54,604 --> 00:31:58,103 - I said wait in the car. - Oh, great. 444 00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:00,563 Get down! 445 00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:05,645 Get off my foot! 446 00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:17,497 - I don't see no blood. - Ah, chill, man. 447 00:32:17,627 --> 00:32:18,622 Oh, shit! 448 00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:21,247 I got to find my... 449 00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:27,210 I think I lost a contact out there. 450 00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,963 You told them I was in there? You led 'em to a rival gang, and to me? 451 00:32:31,098 --> 00:32:35,048 - I was trying to help. - Don't help me. I had to call this in. 452 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:36,431 10-4. 453 00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:39,183 Over a dozen cops are coming and I gotta explain... 454 00:32:39,315 --> 00:32:41,936 ...what you were doing in a gang war, jackoff! 455 00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,356 Was that great? I knew they were a gang. 456 00:32:44,486 --> 00:32:47,440 They had that kind of gang look. I got a knack for this. 457 00:32:47,573 --> 00:32:51,357 You think you got a knack? What was the licence plate of the car? 458 00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:55,277 That was, uh... a New York plate. 459 00:32:55,414 --> 00:32:57,453 They're blue, right? 460 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,743 You notice something a little different about our car? 461 00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:05,995 - They stole my bags! - You shoulda locked 'em in the trunk. 462 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:09,217 You know, all my clothes were in those bags. All my stuff! 463 00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:11,384 At least they didn't steal your rubber gun. 464 00:33:11,597 --> 00:33:13,922 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 465 00:33:14,057 --> 00:33:16,595 Look at this. Look at this. 466 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:20,261 This could be a clue. I think they're in this bar. 467 00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:24,730 - So? - So you gotta go in there. 468 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,398 - You gotta get my stuff. - "Gotta"? 469 00:33:30,031 --> 00:33:33,281 "Gotta"? Listen, Nick. May I call you Nick? 470 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,616 I'd be happy to help you with your problem... 471 00:33:35,745 --> 00:33:38,034 ...but, first, you gotta fill out a form. 472 00:33:38,164 --> 00:33:42,328 Then I gotta get assigned to the case. Then you gotta wait a few days, or weeks. 473 00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:45,995 Fine. If that's the way you wanna be about it, that's great. 474 00:33:46,131 --> 00:33:48,538 Don't worry about it. I'll go in there. 475 00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:51,759 - I'll get my stuff. - I cannot wait. 476 00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:06,055 Gee, Moss, we gotta stop meeting like this. 477 00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:09,857 Look, Benny. I'd appreciate it if you left me out of the report. 478 00:34:09,988 --> 00:34:11,102 Hi, Grainy. 479 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:16,577 The captain might not like it, me getting the new guy shot at on his first day. 480 00:34:16,702 --> 00:34:18,825 - Is that all he wouldn't like? - What? 481 00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:23,249 If I didn't know you better, I'd say your mind was still on the Party Crasher case. 482 00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:26,745 - It's a good thing you know me better. - Yeah, good thing. 483 00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,000 So where is Casanov? 484 00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:38,131 They didn't have 'em. 485 00:34:38,265 --> 00:34:40,305 And stay the fuck out! 486 00:34:40,434 --> 00:34:42,059 It's been a bad day. 487 00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:52,561 Look at the love boat. 488 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:07,209 You sure impound didn't have anything more low-profile? 489 00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:10,539 - Frog dog, Billy. - I'll have a frog dog too, Billy. 490 00:35:21,642 --> 00:35:23,681 Hi, Bonnie. Is your mother home? 491 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:26,432 No, this isn't Mr Tibor. This is... 492 00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:29,434 No, it's not Frankie either. 493 00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:33,895 No, it's not Alphonse. What are these? Like, guys your mom works with? 494 00:35:34,738 --> 00:35:37,027 No, this is John Moss. 495 00:35:37,157 --> 00:35:39,529 Ah. Well... hello? 496 00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:45,203 OK, then I'll call back later. OK, bye. 497 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,543 - Yo, Bill. - How ya doin', Lieutenant? 498 00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:59,131 Frog dog, huh! 499 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,969 Next time, invite the kid. 500 00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,599 - What? - On your date. 501 00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:10,471 Bring the daughter along. 502 00:36:11,149 --> 00:36:14,019 I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about. 503 00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:17,358 Oh, do you have any Grey Poupon? 504 00:36:19,616 --> 00:36:22,153 A single mother. Daughter never had a dad. 505 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:25,162 Doesn't trust men, especially ones around her mom. 506 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:30,033 You wanna get next to this woman, but you can't catch a break from the kid. 507 00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:32,415 I know, it's a gift. 508 00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,457 Why would I wanna bring the daughter along? 509 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:39,504 Never mind. What the hell am I talking about this with you for? 510 00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:45,382 - Banzai! - Konnichiwa. 511 00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:55,568 - Oh, Bill. - Oh, Bill. 512 00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:58,821 Good stuff. You eat like this all the time? 513 00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,897 Probably not the best idea... 514 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:05,408 ...from a health point of view. 515 00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,109 You know, if you... 516 00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:11,698 ...be good to your bowels, then they will be good to you. 517 00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,957 Your nutritionist, right? 518 00:37:14,086 --> 00:37:16,494 Do you want her number, John? 519 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,792 Bravo, Bill! 520 00:37:21,051 --> 00:37:23,210 Oh, Bill, good. 521 00:37:39,987 --> 00:37:42,193 OK. Knock that shit off, all right? 522 00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:44,647 It's like carrying a goddamn mirror around. 523 00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:48,234 Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me. 524 00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:50,327 - I'm trying to quit, anyway. - Me too. 525 00:37:50,455 --> 00:37:53,077 And don't quit like me either. All right? 526 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:57,206 - John, an actor's job is to... - Lang, I don't care. 527 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,338 All right! Just stop! 528 00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:07,759 All right. OK. 529 00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:10,137 Tell me about the Party Crasher. 530 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:14,596 What's this guy's programme? He kills four people right in front of you? 531 00:38:14,729 --> 00:38:17,101 - What does it take to do that? - The guy's nuts. 532 00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:21,443 Too many birds in his antenna. I dunno what the hell it takes. He's crazy. 533 00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:25,270 - You ever kill anybody? - Counting today? 534 00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:30,319 John, my character kills a guy, probably an innocent bystander. 535 00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,861 - I wanna know what that's like. - You can't. 536 00:38:32,997 --> 00:38:35,998 Open up! I wanna know what it's like to be inside your skin. 537 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:39,079 I don't want you inside my skin! 538 00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:41,916 It's private. What's in there belongs to me. 539 00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:46,793 You won't learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and asking questions. 540 00:38:46,969 --> 00:38:51,216 We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do. 541 00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:54,599 When a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket... 542 00:38:54,727 --> 00:38:58,096 ...he knows he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. 543 00:38:58,231 --> 00:39:02,180 That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun. 544 00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:05,901 You go back to your million-dollar house, your bimbos and blow jobs. 545 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:08,106 You get 17 takes to get it right. 546 00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:11,450 We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. 547 00:39:11,577 --> 00:39:13,451 We mess it up and we're dead. 548 00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:20,244 Fuck, was that great! I'm so... 549 00:39:20,377 --> 00:39:25,882 Look, John. Can you just do that one more time for me? Please? 550 00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:28,256 John! Oh, well. 551 00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:31,503 John Moss, meaning of life. 552 00:39:32,806 --> 00:39:34,846 John! 553 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,803 Fourth squad lieutenant. Homicide in the churchyard. Party Crasher MO. 554 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,820 Stay here. 555 00:40:05,964 --> 00:40:08,122 - What have you got? - Same story. 556 00:40:08,258 --> 00:40:12,801 The prick called to say he's coming. The guy in the church figures it's a crank call. 557 00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:16,713 None of our guys ever had a shot at him. Some crank call, huh? 558 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,341 What do we know about the victim? How ya doing? 559 00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:23,557 Neighbourhood transvestite, entertainer, singer. Never had a chance. 560 00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,857 - Still no line on the killer? - What's this prick doin' here? 561 00:40:27,235 --> 00:40:29,275 Looks like he's got you turned around. 562 00:40:29,654 --> 00:40:32,227 - Hey... - Hey, go tie your dick in a knot! 563 00:40:32,365 --> 00:40:35,319 Benny, can you write this up? What's with you? 564 00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:37,740 I can't believe he'd kill in broad daylight. 565 00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:40,278 He's a hambone like you, he craves attention. 566 00:40:40,415 --> 00:40:43,285 Know what a hambone hates more than anything else? 567 00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:45,991 - What's that? - A bad review. 568 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,755 Hey, Frank! Frank! 569 00:40:52,468 --> 00:40:56,798 You want an interview? You got it. Make sure you get a shot of that body. 570 00:40:56,931 --> 00:41:00,845 Lieutenant Moss. So, what's your assessment of this Party Crasher? 571 00:41:00,977 --> 00:41:03,931 You don't need a shrink to tell you he's a raving psycho. 572 00:41:04,063 --> 00:41:06,186 Come to think of it, he may not even be a man. 573 00:41:06,315 --> 00:41:09,565 I doubt he's got the equipment for it. He's probably a pervert. 574 00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:12,399 What is your assessment of this Party Crasher? 575 00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:15,235 You don't need a shrink to tell you he's a raving psycho. 576 00:41:15,366 --> 00:41:17,655 Come to think of it, he may not even be a man. 577 00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:21,735 I doubt he has the right equipment for it. He's probably a pervert. 578 00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:26,036 Whoever he is, he is gutless, he is pathetic, and when his luck runs out... 579 00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:29,205 ...I am gonna be on him like a bum on a baloney sandwich. 580 00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,002 You got that, you chickenshit, wherever you are? 581 00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:34,458 That's a promise from me to you. 582 00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,958 ...me to you. 583 00:41:36,512 --> 00:41:37,543 ...me to you. 584 00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:39,170 ...me to you. 585 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,594 ...me to you. 586 00:41:41,016 --> 00:41:42,012 Me to you. 587 00:41:42,476 --> 00:41:43,756 Me to you. 588 00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:45,889 Me to you. 589 00:41:54,154 --> 00:41:57,025 Whoa. Look at this. 590 00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:00,617 - When's your housekeeper coming? - My what? 591 00:42:00,744 --> 00:42:02,072 Well, you know. 592 00:42:02,204 --> 00:42:04,742 You think cops live in filth, like in the movies? 593 00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:08,159 No, it's just that you gotta admit, John... 594 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:12,207 ...filth has a certain reality to it, a certain edge. 595 00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:16,171 Not that this doesn't. I mean, this is very fresh, very unexpected. 596 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:17,926 Hey, you play piano? 597 00:42:24,601 --> 00:42:28,302 Look who's back in town. Where there's fire, there's smoke. 598 00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:29,517 Where there's smoke... 599 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,973 You know the high part? 600 00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:34,599 My dad played. 601 00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:37,144 Ah! Now that's what I mean. 602 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,989 Cop's dad plays piano. That's a great notion. I love that. 603 00:42:42,118 --> 00:42:45,902 It's got its own reality, its own authenticity. 604 00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:48,411 - It's very unexpected... - It's my life. 605 00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:52,160 Too bad I can't use it. Nobody'd believe it. 606 00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:58,508 Hey, look at this. Got my billboard down the street. 607 00:42:58,635 --> 00:43:01,838 Good. You'll be sleeping close to the one you love. 608 00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:05,091 Hi, Nickie. How are you? It's Stacy. 609 00:43:05,224 --> 00:43:06,968 Stacy? 610 00:43:07,101 --> 00:43:10,055 Stacy? You gave out my number at home? 611 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:14,600 Hey, John... People find me wherever I go. It's like a curse. 612 00:43:14,734 --> 00:43:17,272 Do you think I like not having any privacy? 613 00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:19,487 Bye-bye now. 614 00:43:19,614 --> 00:43:22,235 Hi, Nickie, it's me. I'd love to get together. 615 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,991 Hi, Nickie, it's Roger. 616 00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,405 - Roger. I knew it. - Hi, Nickie, it's Francine. 617 00:43:27,663 --> 00:43:29,905 Remember me from the Ramada Inn? 618 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,580 God! Whoa! Francine, she's got a sister... 619 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,916 The Ramada Inn? Jesus! 620 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,619 - Thank you, John. - Hi, it's Susan. 621 00:43:37,757 --> 00:43:39,963 Susan! Oh, shit. 622 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:45,178 Hi, it's Susan. You didn't call so I'm calling to remind you about... 623 00:43:45,306 --> 00:43:47,263 We were supposed to be at Sal's... 624 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,597 ...for pizza at 8.00. ... for pizza at 8.00. 625 00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,766 Oh, man! 626 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,387 Jesus! 627 00:43:54,523 --> 00:43:55,898 All right, bye. 628 00:43:56,025 --> 00:43:58,148 Good hands, buddy! Put it up! 629 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,854 Put it up! Come on! 630 00:44:00,696 --> 00:44:02,735 Yeah! 631 00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:17,666 John Moss. The private side. 632 00:44:17,796 --> 00:44:20,204 What have we got here? Bill. 633 00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:22,380 Con Ed. 634 00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:26,676 Huh? A little over on your Mastercard, John. 635 00:44:27,681 --> 00:44:31,132 In the fridge we got three beers, domestic... 636 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:34,968 ...baking soda, some kind of mystery meat. 637 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,896 Whoa! 638 00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:41,816 Some very old cheese. Lacking in vitamins B, C and E. Explains the temper, John. 639 00:44:43,864 --> 00:44:46,781 Closet. Socks - green, black. 640 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:51,569 Gun. Gun? 641 00:44:56,918 --> 00:44:58,958 It's my life. 642 00:45:02,173 --> 00:45:04,213 It's my life. 643 00:45:08,346 --> 00:45:11,513 No shit, punk. It's my life! 644 00:45:12,475 --> 00:45:15,678 - What's the matter? Find a split end? - I've been counting. 645 00:45:15,812 --> 00:45:19,097 You have seven different facial expressions. 646 00:45:21,484 --> 00:45:25,398 So, a date, huh? It'd be an education to see what you're like with a woman. 647 00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:27,985 A situation fraught with sexual tension. 648 00:45:28,533 --> 00:45:31,368 Don't suppose you wanna make it a threesome, huh? 649 00:45:31,744 --> 00:45:34,531 Eight facial expressions. Nine. Ten. Wow! 650 00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:38,250 I'll tell you what. I don't have to go. I'll just... 651 00:45:38,376 --> 00:45:42,836 Do what you do in Hollywood. Rum drinks, fern bar, gerbil racing. 652 00:45:44,423 --> 00:45:48,836 Take that gun out of your pants before you shoot your dick off. Gerbil racing! 653 00:46:08,822 --> 00:46:11,313 - So, what are we getting? - I dunno. 654 00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:14,367 You wanna share an extra large, everything on it? 655 00:46:14,495 --> 00:46:17,033 - You like anchovies? - I... 656 00:46:17,748 --> 00:46:20,618 ...hate... love anchovies. They're my favourite part. 657 00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:23,040 - I hate them. - Right. OK, good. 658 00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:26,621 Why don't we get a pizza half with anchovies, half without? 659 00:46:26,757 --> 00:46:28,880 Sometimes they slide to the other side. 660 00:46:29,009 --> 00:46:31,880 That's only when the cook forgets to kill them first. 661 00:46:33,555 --> 00:46:38,431 - You haven't told us how you got hurt. - A little accident on the job. 662 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,937 A little accident? This is our third date, our fourth date. 663 00:46:43,065 --> 00:46:47,062 You know everything about me. You know where I was born, about my parents... 664 00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:50,313 ...the names of Bonnie's teachers... - How much you weigh. 665 00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:54,147 How much I weigh. And I know you're a cop who hates to talk about himself. 666 00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:56,989 I don't hate to talk about myself. 667 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,614 - Yeah, you do. - Yeah, I do. 668 00:46:58,747 --> 00:47:00,870 So I tell you what. 669 00:47:00,999 --> 00:47:04,368 We're not saying a word until you tell us something personal. 670 00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:07,706 Something you love, something you hate. 671 00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:11,290 - Something I hate. - John? John Moss! 672 00:47:11,593 --> 00:47:16,053 Unbelievable. You and me, same place. What are the odds of that happening? 673 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,138 They say New York's a big town. 674 00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:21,018 Somebody told me that Sal's had great pizza... 675 00:47:21,144 --> 00:47:24,014 ...and I figured it was either here or the sushi bar. 676 00:47:24,147 --> 00:47:26,768 I hate those drunken sushis. 677 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:30,233 You must be Bonnie. John said you had a great laugh. 678 00:47:30,361 --> 00:47:32,568 Susan, hi. Ray Casanov, John's partner. 679 00:47:32,697 --> 00:47:35,449 Nice to meet the woman who turned this big lug's head. 680 00:47:35,575 --> 00:47:37,651 You know, you look just like Nick Lang. 681 00:47:37,785 --> 00:47:41,071 You think so? Do you like Nick Lang? 682 00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:43,827 I used to when I was little. I like Mel Gibson now. 683 00:47:45,918 --> 00:47:47,994 I love him. I love Mel Gibson. 684 00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:51,747 - Moss? I got a table ready for you. - Great. 685 00:47:51,883 --> 00:47:55,049 Great to see you, Ray. You're probably headed the other way. 686 00:47:55,177 --> 00:47:58,381 - Do you wanna eat with us? - No, he couldn't. 687 00:47:58,514 --> 00:48:02,013 No, I spend all day with John. I'm his partner... 688 00:48:30,129 --> 00:48:31,920 Crash. 689 00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:34,919 Crash, crash, crash. 690 00:48:37,386 --> 00:48:40,387 Wherever you are, that's a promise from me to you. 691 00:48:40,597 --> 00:48:43,219 You to me. You to me, huh? 692 00:48:43,809 --> 00:48:45,303 ...me to you. 693 00:48:45,644 --> 00:48:46,842 ...me to you. 694 00:48:47,271 --> 00:48:48,681 ...me to you. 695 00:48:48,814 --> 00:48:50,522 You to me. No, me to you! 696 00:48:50,691 --> 00:48:54,142 - ... me to you. - Me to you! 697 00:48:54,277 --> 00:48:55,736 ...me to you. 698 00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:05,406 # Shame on you, you cried in bed 699 00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:09,123 # Shame on you, you told a lie 700 00:49:09,376 --> 00:49:12,579 # Big girls don't cry 701 00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:15,168 - Everybody! - # Big girls... 702 00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:18,373 # Don't cry-ay-ay 703 00:49:18,510 --> 00:49:20,419 # They don't cry 704 00:49:20,553 --> 00:49:22,879 Come on, John. Come on, come on. 705 00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:25,932 Sing along. Did you forget the words? 706 00:49:26,059 --> 00:49:27,636 # An alibi 707 00:49:27,852 --> 00:49:33,060 I tell ya, I went nuts. I wanted to take her, right there in the office on the desk. 708 00:49:33,399 --> 00:49:35,558 Is that the one from payroll with the jugs? 709 00:49:35,735 --> 00:49:38,440 I get a world-class woody every time I go down there. 710 00:49:40,031 --> 00:49:42,273 Hey, guys. We got some ladies here. 711 00:49:42,492 --> 00:49:46,821 - Bet that's a first! - John, it's OK. Forget about it. 712 00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:51,533 - It's not OK. Your daughter's here. - Don't worry. I know what a woody is. 713 00:49:52,335 --> 00:49:56,748 - How do you know what a woody is? - Why don't we move to another table? 714 00:49:56,881 --> 00:50:00,582 - Hey, guys, keep it down. - Man, keep this down! 715 00:50:00,718 --> 00:50:03,291 Jay! You faggot! You homo... 716 00:50:03,429 --> 00:50:04,425 Excuse me. 717 00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:07,595 - Hey! - Hey, what's your problem? 718 00:50:07,808 --> 00:50:09,848 What did you say? 719 00:50:12,271 --> 00:50:14,098 John, just forget about it! 720 00:50:14,231 --> 00:50:16,271 Hey, asshole! Sit down! 721 00:50:22,782 --> 00:50:25,652 - Get on the table. - Break his face! 722 00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:30,240 This is ridiculous. Come here! Hey, leave him alone. 723 00:50:31,457 --> 00:50:35,751 - I would sit down. - I said, sit down! 724 00:50:35,878 --> 00:50:38,583 It's all right, folks. I'm a police officer. 725 00:50:38,714 --> 00:50:40,837 Ray, show 'em your badge. 726 00:50:41,133 --> 00:50:44,549 Oh. NYPD. NYPD. 727 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,883 And call Midtown. Tell 'em it's a 10-85. 728 00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:50,257 Can we go now? I think Bonnie's seen enough. 729 00:50:50,976 --> 00:50:52,601 John, get the check. 730 00:50:52,728 --> 00:50:55,397 Hey, get down there! Put your hands on the table. 731 00:50:55,522 --> 00:50:58,808 - I gotta go to the precinct. - Can't Ray do that? 732 00:50:58,984 --> 00:51:00,811 Put your hands on the table. 733 00:51:00,944 --> 00:51:04,776 - No, he can't. - All right, maybe he can escort us home. 734 00:51:06,783 --> 00:51:09,987 - Hey! Susan! - It was great! 735 00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:11,863 Susan. 736 00:51:29,681 --> 00:51:32,219 - Hey, they got home OK. - Oh, it's you. 737 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,888 Sorry about Sal's. I was gonna meet 'em and leave. 738 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,893 I had no idea they'd ask me to stay. 739 00:51:37,022 --> 00:51:40,307 She's nice, Susan. So's Bonnie. Decided to take her along, huh? 740 00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:42,600 - She hates me. - Buy her a pony. 741 00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:46,354 - I'm talking about Susan. - So buy her a horse. 742 00:51:46,489 --> 00:51:48,114 Hey, can I get a beer? 743 00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:51,776 Susan doesn't hate you. She's just gettin' to know you. 744 00:51:52,537 --> 00:51:54,909 You gotta... Can I offer you a little advice? 745 00:51:55,039 --> 00:51:57,495 No, you can't. No. No. No. 746 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:02,878 Loosen up a little bit, OK? Seriously. Just... let her in. 747 00:52:03,006 --> 00:52:05,579 - Bare your soul a little. - Hollywood horseshit. 748 00:52:05,717 --> 00:52:07,756 Where'd you get that last one from? 749 00:52:07,885 --> 00:52:10,008 I can help you, John. I'm serious. 750 00:52:11,889 --> 00:52:14,760 I got it. Pretend I'm Susan. 751 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,427 - What? - Go with me. This is what I do. 752 00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:20,685 I pretend I'm other people. 753 00:52:20,815 --> 00:52:24,682 If you loosen up a little bit, you might learn something. 754 00:52:24,819 --> 00:52:26,942 Now, I'm Susan. You're John. 755 00:52:27,071 --> 00:52:29,740 No, you're sick and I'm thirsty. 756 00:52:29,865 --> 00:52:32,866 OK, maybe I can get us started here. 757 00:52:43,879 --> 00:52:45,255 Well? 758 00:52:48,884 --> 00:52:51,422 Well, what? 759 00:52:51,553 --> 00:52:55,717 Talk to me, John. Tell me what I wanna hear. 760 00:52:55,849 --> 00:52:57,889 Get away from me. Who is this guy? 761 00:52:58,018 --> 00:53:01,932 See? You never talk to me. You always keep me at a distance. 762 00:53:02,064 --> 00:53:04,733 You treat me like a princess that you can't touch. 763 00:53:04,858 --> 00:53:06,898 Well, maybe I wanna be touched, John. 764 00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:09,814 - Hey, hey. - Maybe I wanna be manhandled. 765 00:53:09,947 --> 00:53:12,438 This is crazy. Don't do this to me here, OK? 766 00:53:12,574 --> 00:53:16,786 - Other men can talk to me. - What other men? What other men? 767 00:53:16,912 --> 00:53:19,829 - Can I get a Dubonnet, please? - Is she seeing other men? 768 00:53:19,957 --> 00:53:22,744 - See how he wants to talk? - Listen, Lang. 769 00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:24,251 - Lang! - Susan. 770 00:53:24,378 --> 00:53:26,536 - Whoever. - Susan. 771 00:53:27,130 --> 00:53:29,704 Is she seeing other men? 772 00:53:29,841 --> 00:53:33,175 Frankie? Alphonse? Hm? 773 00:53:33,303 --> 00:53:35,972 Mr Tibor? Come on. Who? Come on. 774 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:37,844 Susan. 775 00:54:00,663 --> 00:54:02,122 Su... 776 00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:05,034 Sss... 777 00:54:09,672 --> 00:54:13,540 Susan. Susan. 778 00:54:19,474 --> 00:54:22,558 - Yes, John? - Is she... 779 00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:28,608 Are you seeing other men? 780 00:54:31,861 --> 00:54:33,900 No, John. It's only you. 781 00:54:34,197 --> 00:54:37,316 That's why it's so hard. I want you, John. 782 00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,322 But you just won't let me in. 783 00:54:40,453 --> 00:54:43,288 - Thank you. - Just a little... 784 00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:49,543 - Ridiculous. - I thought you were quitting for me. 785 00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:52,422 - This is too strange. - I'll tell you what's strange. 786 00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:56,795 That somebody so strong isn't confident in who he is. 787 00:54:56,927 --> 00:55:00,296 - That's bullshit! - Don't take that tone with me. 788 00:55:01,223 --> 00:55:05,552 - Look... honey. - Honey's good. 789 00:55:05,686 --> 00:55:10,846 Ever since my divorce, yes, every time I get serious about a woman, I get scared. 790 00:55:10,983 --> 00:55:14,648 - How many women have there been? - None, except for my wife. 791 00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,103 - And me. - And you. I mean, not you... 792 00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,110 So how do you know you get scared every time? 793 00:55:21,910 --> 00:55:25,860 This is just like a woman. You turn it around, give it a twist, you stick it in. 794 00:55:25,998 --> 00:55:29,449 God! You know what? I am outta here. 795 00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:32,254 Bye. Keep your little Dubonnet. I'm gone. 796 00:55:36,508 --> 00:55:38,548 Ah, men. 797 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,370 You son of a bitch! 798 00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,377 You son of a bitch! 799 00:56:22,929 --> 00:56:27,507 I can't even go to the bathroom! 800 00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:53,830 Mr Witherspoon? 801 00:56:55,628 --> 00:56:57,870 Not looking for the repeat customers, huh? 802 00:56:58,089 --> 00:57:00,924 Ohh! Givin' me a hard-on, here. 803 00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:05,676 Try skippin' a few meals. Somewhere, there's a small country going hungry. 804 00:57:06,514 --> 00:57:09,265 What's the matter with this guy? Cat got your tongue? 805 00:57:09,517 --> 00:57:14,309 We don't know who got it. Got bit off in a street fight last year. 806 00:57:14,438 --> 00:57:16,514 He won. 807 00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,980 - That's my daughter. - She's beautiful. 808 00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:24,231 Thank you. She's with me once a month. 809 00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:28,691 - Likes to play while I do business. - Speaking of business... 810 00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:31,199 Speaking of business. 811 00:57:31,330 --> 00:57:35,280 Our mutual friend indicated to you that I'm looking for a bored-out. 45... 812 00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:39,000 ...that can't be traced, something that won't blow up in my hands. 813 00:57:39,129 --> 00:57:43,791 I can't help you. I don't know nothin' from guns. 814 00:57:43,926 --> 00:57:46,677 - Right. - This man sounds like a cop. 815 00:57:46,803 --> 00:57:51,264 Cop! Why? Cos I don't like being fondled in public by some fat guy with a crush? 816 00:57:51,725 --> 00:57:53,931 It's a joke. 817 00:57:54,061 --> 00:57:57,476 I got money, plenty of money, Mr Witherspoon. I got... 818 00:58:02,569 --> 00:58:05,653 Hey! Mr Witherspoon, look. No, no. It's just... 819 00:58:06,490 --> 00:58:08,529 I got nowhere else to turn. 820 00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:11,989 There's this guy. He's all over me. 821 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,828 It's a friggin' nightmare. 822 00:58:13,955 --> 00:58:15,995 He's forced his way into my life. 823 00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:19,244 He's told me, face-to-face, that he wants to be me. 824 00:58:19,377 --> 00:58:23,327 He moved into my apartment, moved into my house, moved into my job. 825 00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:25,920 What's next? You know? My old lady? 826 00:58:26,468 --> 00:58:31,213 I know it. Everywhere I look, I see his smiling face. 827 00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:35,427 I turn on the goddamn TV and I hear his voice, ya-ta-ta-ta, at me all the time! 828 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,854 You gotta help me. I have got to get rid of this guy. Please? 829 00:58:40,982 --> 00:58:42,606 Passionate man! 830 00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:46,939 - Watch Julie for me. - Thank you. 831 00:58:51,868 --> 00:58:53,907 Oh, come to Papa. 832 00:58:58,332 --> 00:59:00,705 Oh, no! 833 00:59:10,136 --> 00:59:12,674 - Moss? - Hi. It's Susan. 834 00:59:12,805 --> 00:59:14,596 - Oh, hi, Susan. - Is John home? 835 00:59:14,724 --> 00:59:18,139 - No. No, John's not here. - Maybe later he'll be home. 836 00:59:18,269 --> 00:59:20,392 No. 837 00:59:20,521 --> 00:59:23,356 No, I... I'm not quite sure. 838 00:59:23,482 --> 00:59:26,685 - Do you think we could have lunch? - Lunch? Me and you? 839 00:59:26,819 --> 00:59:29,939 - Yeah, you and me. - Susan, that would be... that'd be great. 840 00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:32,528 - OK, good. 12.00? - Yeah. 841 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,367 Right. Got it. OK, I'll be there. 842 00:59:36,495 --> 00:59:38,404 Uh-huh. 843 00:59:38,706 --> 00:59:44,376 If I'm not still handcuffed to the goddamn sofaaaaa! 844 00:59:52,386 --> 00:59:54,793 I have to be careful. 845 00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:56,757 You understand. 846 00:59:56,890 --> 01:00:00,804 The police frown on the guns I make. 847 01:00:01,395 --> 01:00:03,683 People have occasionally used them... 848 01:00:03,814 --> 01:00:08,108 ...for socially irresponsible acts, but what am I supposed to do? 849 01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:10,358 Exactly. 850 01:00:10,487 --> 01:00:11,767 - Thank you. - Thank you. 851 01:00:11,988 --> 01:00:15,903 This is it. This is just what I was looking for. 852 01:00:16,034 --> 01:00:18,027 It is a beautiful gun. 853 01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:21,613 Oh, by the way, remember when I said I wasn't a cop? 854 01:00:22,249 --> 01:00:25,368 I was acting. Not bad, huh? No training. 855 01:00:25,835 --> 01:00:28,124 Can you believe people get paid for that? 856 01:00:28,255 --> 01:00:30,247 Don't even think about it! 857 01:00:30,382 --> 01:00:33,501 You made a gun like this with a laser sight, for someone else. 858 01:00:33,635 --> 01:00:36,552 Tall guy, muscular build. You're gonna help me find him. 859 01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:40,180 - What did he do? - He's been blowing holes in people. 860 01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:43,218 - The Party Crasher? - Where is he now? 861 01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:48,061 I didn't know. He meets me. 862 01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:51,143 Gives me some design specs. 863 01:00:51,653 --> 01:00:55,567 I do 'em. I figure he was a gun fanatic. 864 01:00:56,074 --> 01:01:00,367 He's waiting for a gun I got now in the shop. 865 01:01:00,787 --> 01:01:03,823 Well, you're gonna meet him tomorrow. You got it? 866 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,453 O... O... OK. 867 01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:16,377 I'm sorry I'm late. It's just been one of those mornings. 868 01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:20,010 - Couldn't get out of bed? - No. I mean, no. 869 01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:24,718 No, I just... just busy down at the precinct. You know, this and that. 870 01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:27,848 - Did you order? - Yeah. I didn't know if you were coming. 871 01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:32,144 It's all right. I'll just find something real quick here. 872 01:01:32,276 --> 01:01:34,316 All right. OK. Excuse me. Oh! 873 01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:39,482 I, uh... took this perp in this morning... 874 01:01:39,617 --> 01:01:46,449 ...and I lost the key down a drain after I un-cuffed him. 875 01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:51,578 OK. Can I have the number six, with romaine instead of iceberg lettuce... 876 01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,666 ...sprouts if they're fresh, and a mustard vinaigrette? 877 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:57,633 No. You can have what's on the menu, though. 878 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,045 - Can I have an Evian with lemon? - I got tap water with ice. 879 01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:04,421 Fine. 880 01:02:05,767 --> 01:02:10,679 The reason I asked you here is... well, is John. 881 01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:16,142 - You guys are pretty close, right? - Oh, yeah. Course. 882 01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:18,650 You might say John's been a role model for me. 883 01:02:19,781 --> 01:02:23,281 On our first date, I thought "Wow, who is this guy?" 884 01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:29,247 He was so attentive, he was so giving and he was such a good listener... 885 01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:33,502 ...but by the 2nd and 3rd date, I thought "I wish this guy would loosen up... 886 01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:35,585 ...maybe talk about himself. " 887 01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,754 Maybe he's just not interested. 888 01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:40,960 - Oh, he is. - Yeah? 889 01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,763 Susan, believe me. 890 01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:47,589 See, I just met you. How come I feel closer to you than I do to him? 891 01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:49,517 Well, that's... 892 01:02:49,644 --> 01:02:53,013 - We haven't even slept together yet. - Well, no, I... 893 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,777 I want to. 894 01:03:00,363 --> 01:03:04,147 I used to have this speech impediment. I couldn't say no. 895 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,609 Bonnie cured me of that. She cured me of a lot of things. 896 01:03:08,454 --> 01:03:10,494 Never thought I'd date a cop. 897 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,790 What's it like? 898 01:03:17,046 --> 01:03:19,917 It's kinda hard to put into words. 899 01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:25,800 I mean, we live this job. 900 01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,097 It's something we are, not something we do. 901 01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:35,059 You can't become a cop by strappin' on a gun and ridin' around all day. 902 01:03:35,189 --> 01:03:38,225 When a cop walks up to give someone a speeding ticket... 903 01:03:38,359 --> 01:03:41,942 ...he knows he might have to kill someone, or be killed himself. 904 01:03:42,071 --> 01:03:46,365 People think this job is like in the movies, where you get 17 takes to get it right. 905 01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:50,110 We get one take... and it lasts our whole lives. 906 01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,661 We mess it up... 907 01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:55,748 ...and we're dead! 908 01:03:57,878 --> 01:03:59,787 Wow. 909 01:03:59,964 --> 01:04:04,211 I wish John would express himself like that. You know, like... mm! 910 01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:07,382 I'm sorry. I just get... 911 01:04:13,685 --> 01:04:16,141 It's nice having a police escort home. 912 01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:24,398 - You like kids? - Yeah, yeah. 913 01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:28,776 Kids are great. They're like little people. 914 01:04:30,452 --> 01:04:33,702 You were a big hit with Bonnie last night. 915 01:04:33,830 --> 01:04:35,870 Well, Bonnie's great. 916 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:40,499 Susan, listen. 917 01:04:41,129 --> 01:04:44,545 This isn't right. OK? I know where this is going and it's all wrong. 918 01:04:44,674 --> 01:04:47,510 - What's all wrong? - It happens to me all the time. 919 01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:51,764 But it's best if we drop it now, put it behind us, and nobody'll get hurt. 920 01:04:51,890 --> 01:04:54,013 - Ray, I don't... - I don't know what it is. 921 01:04:54,142 --> 01:04:57,891 Maybe it's cos I look like Nick Lang. Women go for that boyish type... 922 01:04:58,021 --> 01:05:01,686 ...but it's not fair to John. - Ray, wait a minute. Did you think... 923 01:05:01,816 --> 01:05:03,975 I mean, this isn't about you... 924 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:06,862 I mean, you don't think I'm attracted to you? 925 01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:09,234 You know. 926 01:05:09,365 --> 01:05:12,699 No, no. Come on. You attracted to me? 927 01:05:13,328 --> 01:05:17,740 - No. Why would you be attracted to me? - I'm sorry. 928 01:05:17,874 --> 01:05:20,412 Of course, maybe if you got to know me better. 929 01:05:28,926 --> 01:05:31,500 - What we got here? - Leave her alone! 930 01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:34,797 Don't worry. Shh. He's a cop. 931 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:36,095 Ray? 932 01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:39,143 - It's not my jurisdiction. - You gotta do something. 933 01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:42,639 Transit cops get bent out of shape if you butt in on their busts. 934 01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,691 This is useless junk, Grandma! What else you got? 935 01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:49,152 - Move over, doll. - Stop it! 936 01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,112 - Ray! - Leave her alone! 937 01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:56,116 - Give me my purse! - Where's the cash? Check the money. 938 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:59,371 - Ray, you gotta stop them! - All right. OK. 939 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,450 All right, hold it right there. NYPD. 940 01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:06,036 Hey, fuck off, pig! 941 01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,005 What'd you say? 942 01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:13,133 Shit! 943 01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:16,968 Holy shit. Let's get the fuck outta here! 944 01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:19,098 Are you a cop or aren't you? 945 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,120 All right. You're under arrest! 946 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,872 You pig! 947 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:56,426 Oh, shit! Where the fuck are we? 948 01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,005 Let's get the fuck outta here! 949 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,884 - Freeze! - Die, pig! 950 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,725 What am I doing? 951 01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,100 What're you... 952 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,227 Get outta here! 953 01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:21,574 Motherfucker! 954 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,282 Somebody call a cop! 955 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,249 I mean, another cop besides me. 956 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:36,087 It could be a hostage situation. Be cool. 957 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,835 - Come on, let's go! - We gotta get out of here. 958 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,631 Shoot him already! 959 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,594 Don't make me use this! 960 01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:53,605 Ray's pinned down and he won't shoot cos of the people standing around. 961 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,111 Ray? 962 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,815 Get her outta here. 963 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,911 - What are you doing? - Damn! Fuckin' locked! 964 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,203 He's out of bullets. 965 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,247 He's out of bullets! 966 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,251 Then go get him. 967 01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:27,347 Police report'll look better with your name on it, John. 968 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,305 Damn it! 969 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,723 Come on, come on! 970 01:08:42,534 --> 01:08:44,610 - Kill him now! - Fuck. 971 01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:51,166 Shit! Step back, motherfucker! I'm gonna blow your head off! 972 01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:56,203 Step back. I'm not jokin'. 973 01:09:16,067 --> 01:09:18,107 Thanks for the warning. 974 01:09:20,405 --> 01:09:23,489 Up against the wall and keep your mouth shut! 975 01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:27,364 Boy, I could've done that. 976 01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:32,915 - I was right. No bullets. - You were wrong. 977 01:09:35,962 --> 01:09:38,120 Misfire. We'll talk later. 978 01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:44,714 I better get this job. 979 01:09:44,846 --> 01:09:47,004 Oh, Ray, what happened? You OK? 980 01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,547 - I'm fine. - Can I talk to my partner? 981 01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:53,931 What the hell's going on? Coincidence? You wanted to see a New York subway... 982 01:09:54,063 --> 01:09:56,471 ...and you happened to be on the one Susan was on! 983 01:09:56,607 --> 01:09:58,730 - I invited him to lunch. - You what? 984 01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,351 - I can explain. - You don't have to. 985 01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:05,485 First you bust up our date. Then you're having lunch with my girlfriend! 986 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,823 Oh, cut the jealousy bit. You got no right. 987 01:10:07,994 --> 01:10:11,160 Take a few pointers from Ray. He knows how to deal with people. 988 01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:13,738 And from what I saw, he's probably a better cop. 989 01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:18,204 While you were probably trashing pizza parlours, he was dealing with real felons... 990 01:10:18,337 --> 01:10:20,294 ...without losing his head. 991 01:10:20,423 --> 01:10:21,668 Goodbye. Call me. 992 01:10:21,882 --> 01:10:25,548 I can't believe you just... You just kissed him? You kissed his face? 993 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,341 And where are my handcuffs? I have to pay for those! 994 01:10:28,472 --> 01:10:33,893 I wanted to talk to you about that. Why would you handcuff me to the bed? 995 01:10:34,019 --> 01:10:37,887 I was good in there, John. Seriously. We were major cojones! 996 01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,484 So what is this? What? What?! 997 01:10:43,654 --> 01:10:47,604 I know. OK. I left him on his own. Guilty as charged, sir. 998 01:10:47,741 --> 01:10:51,869 But... the guy's OK, right? Not that that's any excuse. 999 01:10:51,996 --> 01:10:56,456 You won't like that this happened while I was working on the Party Crasher case. 1000 01:10:56,583 --> 01:11:00,284 But before you say what you have every right to say, listen to this. 1001 01:11:00,421 --> 01:11:03,374 I know where the Party Crasher's gonna be tomorrow. 1002 01:11:03,507 --> 01:11:08,383 If we get every available car, call the shots ourselves, we can drop him cold! 1003 01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:11,302 - How? - He's gonna pick up a gun tomorrow. 1004 01:11:11,431 --> 01:11:14,219 We get there first. OK? 1005 01:11:18,897 --> 01:11:21,649 Get Pooley, Grainy and anybody else you can round up. 1006 01:11:21,775 --> 01:11:23,851 Captain, thank you. OK, great! 1007 01:11:24,569 --> 01:11:27,855 - Now I get rid of Nick Lang... - No, Moss, you stay with Lang... 1008 01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:30,741 ...and you do what I told you and stay off this case. 1009 01:11:30,909 --> 01:11:33,744 Until Lang goes home, he does not leave your sight. 1010 01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:35,910 Not to clip his toenails, nothing. 1011 01:11:36,122 --> 01:11:40,868 Go near anything more dangerous than a coffee shop, you'll be an ex-policeman. 1012 01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:43,624 - You can't do this to me. - Yes, I can. Watch me! 1013 01:11:45,674 --> 01:11:47,713 Yeah? 1014 01:11:48,259 --> 01:11:50,086 Yeah. 1015 01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:57,384 OK. OK. 1016 01:11:58,728 --> 01:11:59,724 Yes, sir 1017 01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:08,310 I'm not giving up on this case. I don't give a shit what your buddy Captain Brix says. 1018 01:12:08,446 --> 01:12:12,526 That maniac's gotta be stopped and I'm gonna do it. I tracked him down. Me. 1019 01:12:12,659 --> 01:12:17,155 I'm gonna be there when they take this prick down. With you or without you. 1020 01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:24,457 - Hey, John. About Susan... - I don't wanna talk about it. 1021 01:12:25,505 --> 01:12:30,048 Crasher task-force unit. Male caller has the Party Crasher at 14122nd. 1022 01:12:30,176 --> 01:12:33,876 - This may be the Party Crasher. - Six blocks away! 1023 01:12:52,406 --> 01:12:55,573 Shit. I don't like it. No backup. 1024 01:12:55,701 --> 01:12:58,737 I don't like you being here. I don't like playing wet nurse. 1025 01:12:58,871 --> 01:13:01,658 You could've gotten yourself killed in that subway. 1026 01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,206 If you're gonna be here, you got a right to protect yourself. 1027 01:13:05,336 --> 01:13:07,661 Loaded. 1028 01:13:07,796 --> 01:13:09,836 That is the trigger. 1029 01:13:11,550 --> 01:13:15,548 Do not move from this car! You sit here, you watch that door. 1030 01:13:15,679 --> 01:13:18,929 If he comes out, you tell me which way he went. Period. 1031 01:13:19,475 --> 01:13:22,678 - Got it? That gun is only for emergencies. - Right. 1032 01:13:22,811 --> 01:13:25,729 - You got it? - I got it! It's for emergencies. 1033 01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:18,199 Don't move. Police! 1034 01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,823 - John? - Shit! 1035 01:14:21,953 --> 01:14:23,661 - Moss? - Look out! 1036 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,329 Get down! Get out, Lang! 1037 01:14:28,459 --> 01:14:30,867 Oh, shit, John. He's coming at me! What do I do? 1038 01:14:31,003 --> 01:14:35,215 - Get back to the car. Call for backup! - I'll go call for backup. 1039 01:14:55,027 --> 01:14:56,652 You got him? 1040 01:14:58,030 --> 01:15:00,070 Jesus, Lang, what'd you do? 1041 01:15:01,158 --> 01:15:03,910 - What? - You shot the wrong guy. 1042 01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:08,574 - Wrong guy? - Jesus, Lang. Where's the shooter? 1043 01:15:08,707 --> 01:15:11,115 This is some street guy trying to get out. 1044 01:15:11,252 --> 01:15:14,087 What? You didn't tell me there was more than one guy. 1045 01:15:15,214 --> 01:15:17,965 This guy doesn't even have a gun. Didn't you look? 1046 01:15:18,092 --> 01:15:19,669 Damn it! 1047 01:15:21,136 --> 01:15:24,671 - He's dead. - Oh, God! Oh, God. 1048 01:15:25,557 --> 01:15:27,716 I ju... I just... 1049 01:15:27,935 --> 01:15:31,019 It's over. It's over for me. My life is over! 1050 01:15:31,146 --> 01:15:35,607 What am I talking about? I killed an unarmed guy! A street guy. 1051 01:15:35,734 --> 01:15:38,818 Give me your gun. Give me your gun! Get in the car. 1052 01:15:38,946 --> 01:15:41,781 - You're arresting me. - Shut up and let me think! 1053 01:15:41,907 --> 01:15:43,946 Get in! Damn it! 1054 01:15:47,996 --> 01:15:49,194 Ah, Jesus. 1055 01:15:57,047 --> 01:15:59,502 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - All right. 1056 01:15:59,633 --> 01:16:02,005 You're a civilian who shot an unarmed man... 1057 01:16:02,135 --> 01:16:04,709 ...with a police-issue weapon, and I let you do it. 1058 01:16:04,846 --> 01:16:08,132 If you take the rap for this, we both lose our careers. 1059 01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:11,635 If I tell 'em I did it, maybe I can make it look more heroic. 1060 01:16:11,770 --> 01:16:14,474 OK. My fingerprints are on this gun. 1061 01:16:14,606 --> 01:16:17,560 You were never here. You understand? You were never here. 1062 01:16:17,692 --> 01:16:19,815 I was never here. I was never here. 1063 01:16:21,780 --> 01:16:24,401 I was never here. I was... never here. 1064 01:16:28,203 --> 01:16:30,491 You're an actor. Pretend it never happened. 1065 01:16:30,622 --> 01:16:33,029 Go back, host charity balls, save whales... 1066 01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,202 ...whatever it takes to make it OK. 1067 01:16:36,336 --> 01:16:39,123 - How can I forget? - You can't. 1068 01:16:42,258 --> 01:16:45,841 - There's gonna be an investigation. - I've been through 'em before. 1069 01:16:45,970 --> 01:16:48,010 Oh, man! 1070 01:16:50,433 --> 01:16:54,051 - How come you're doing this for me? - I don't know. 1071 01:16:54,187 --> 01:16:57,852 Listen, if you need anything, money, a suit for the trial, a lawyer... 1072 01:16:57,982 --> 01:17:01,682 - I'll call you as soon as I get back. - No. Whatever you do, never call me. 1073 01:17:01,819 --> 01:17:03,859 - You understand? - Right. 1074 01:17:05,031 --> 01:17:07,272 John. 1075 01:17:12,246 --> 01:17:14,286 Nick. 1076 01:17:25,593 --> 01:17:29,970 Continental Airlines flight 23 to Los Angeles is now ready for boarding. 1077 01:17:30,139 --> 01:17:32,178 Passengers in first class... 1078 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,369 Hi. May I have your ticket please? 1079 01:17:56,373 --> 01:17:57,784 What am I doing? 1080 01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,951 Where's Moss? 1081 01:18:00,085 --> 01:18:03,335 - China, where's Moss? - Wherever you're not. 1082 01:18:03,463 --> 01:18:07,413 Whatever he said he did, he did it for me. He didn't even do it. I did it. 1083 01:18:07,634 --> 01:18:10,090 - What? - I wanna make a full confession. 1084 01:18:10,846 --> 01:18:13,384 Do I look like a priest? 1085 01:18:13,557 --> 01:18:16,760 Don't try talking me out of it cos my mind's made up. 1086 01:18:22,274 --> 01:18:24,599 "Moss, Moss! Help me, Moss!" 1087 01:18:24,734 --> 01:18:28,186 "He's coming straight at me. What should I do?" 1088 01:18:28,321 --> 01:18:30,859 I come bursting through the door, like a maniac. 1089 01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:35,035 This imbecile, his eyes are completely closed, squeezes off a few shots. 1090 01:18:38,123 --> 01:18:41,491 So I slap my chest, go flying down the stairs, head over heels... 1091 01:18:41,668 --> 01:18:44,337 ...and land right on top of the fuckin' guy. 1092 01:18:45,004 --> 01:18:48,456 Now he's sittin' there... I'm dyin' on a piss, holding my breath. 1093 01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:53,170 Next thing I know, Moss is going into this incredible performance, going... 1094 01:18:53,304 --> 01:18:55,926 ..."Don't worry, Nick. It's OK." 1095 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:59,260 "I'll take the fall for you. You go back to Hollywood. " 1096 01:19:00,895 --> 01:19:03,516 And he believes him! 1097 01:19:04,357 --> 01:19:08,189 It was unreal. He sticks the kid on a plane and he gets him outta his hair. 1098 01:19:08,319 --> 01:19:11,902 - Moss is back on the case. - He's on that sting operation. 1099 01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:24,578 Nick. Nickie, baby! 1100 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,333 You sharpshooter! We heard about you. 1101 01:19:34,094 --> 01:19:37,594 "It never happened, Nick. I'll take the fall for you, Nick. " 1102 01:19:37,723 --> 01:19:40,095 Son of a bitch! You stupid... 1103 01:19:40,351 --> 01:19:44,431 Stakeouts. Do you get haemorrhoids sitting here, like, forever? 1104 01:19:44,563 --> 01:19:47,019 I think I had 'em the last 13 years. 1105 01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,225 - I hate it. - Can't do nothin' about it. 1106 01:19:50,361 --> 01:19:53,812 - I might try hypnosis. - That shit don't work. 1107 01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:56,403 Something's gotta work. 1108 01:19:56,533 --> 01:19:58,822 With you, I don't know what works. 1109 01:19:58,952 --> 01:20:00,992 Love certainly isn't doing it. 1110 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,452 He's half an hour late. 1111 01:20:08,587 --> 01:20:12,371 - I don't like it. - I don't like this either. 1112 01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:16,505 I could've been home watching the Nacho Prince against the Cuchi Frito Kid. 1113 01:20:16,636 --> 01:20:19,044 WrestleMania 14. Pay-per-view. 1114 01:20:19,181 --> 01:20:21,636 Fuck no. We're here hanging out with you. 1115 01:20:31,568 --> 01:20:34,237 Oh, shit. Here he comes! 1116 01:20:39,075 --> 01:20:40,735 Oh, boy. That's him. 1117 01:20:40,994 --> 01:20:44,078 We've got contact. Stay on your toes. Wait for the signal. 1118 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:09,219 - It's beautiful. - Thank you very much. 1119 01:21:15,987 --> 01:21:18,394 It's beautiful! 1120 01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:22,608 Damn it! 1121 01:21:23,911 --> 01:21:27,114 I bet you can hear me, Lieutenant Moss. I just bet you can. 1122 01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:30,078 I think it's time we had a talk. 1123 01:21:30,209 --> 01:21:33,625 I think it's time we got to know each other. 1124 01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:38,835 You obviously, you just don't understand what I'm trying to do. 1125 01:21:41,721 --> 01:21:43,879 Don't make me kill him! 1126 01:21:47,226 --> 01:21:50,761 - High noon. - Moss, watch your ass, man. 1127 01:21:51,021 --> 01:21:52,765 Relax, Benny. 1128 01:21:52,898 --> 01:21:54,938 Yo! 1129 01:22:13,710 --> 01:22:15,750 Close enough. 1130 01:22:17,506 --> 01:22:20,673 I've been looking forward to this... 1131 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,836 ...meeting my opponent. 1132 01:22:23,971 --> 01:22:28,467 Tell me, Lieutenant, why are you doing this? 1133 01:22:28,684 --> 01:22:30,676 Doing what, exactly? 1134 01:22:30,852 --> 01:22:33,557 Why are you treating me like a criminal? 1135 01:22:34,147 --> 01:22:37,018 I don't know. Because... you are one? 1136 01:22:38,693 --> 01:22:40,686 No, I'm not. 1137 01:22:40,821 --> 01:22:45,281 You're a police officer. You should understand what I'm trying to do. 1138 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,209 We're playing the same game, Lieutenant. 1139 01:22:59,339 --> 01:23:02,044 We're hooked into the same programme. 1140 01:23:05,011 --> 01:23:07,680 I haven't done anything wrong. Anything. 1141 01:23:08,515 --> 01:23:14,469 I killed a pimp. I killed a drug dealer. I kill the people that make your life difficult. 1142 01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:18,513 - You killed a four-year-old girl. - You sacrifice pawns. 1143 01:23:18,650 --> 01:23:20,689 You play chess, Lieutenant? 1144 01:23:21,444 --> 01:23:25,228 I would've been a great cop. Better than you. 1145 01:23:26,366 --> 01:23:30,612 Because I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter and I'm better than you are! 1146 01:23:31,746 --> 01:23:34,663 OK. OK. You wanna be a cop? Uh... 1147 01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:37,575 Maybe it's not too late. 1148 01:23:37,710 --> 01:23:41,044 I could put in a word. We could work something out. 1149 01:23:41,172 --> 01:23:46,000 Hey, Lieutenant... you think I'm stupid? 1150 01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:54,685 I was... hoping you were stupid... 1151 01:23:54,810 --> 01:23:57,301 ...but, no, I don't think you're stupid. 1152 01:23:57,813 --> 01:24:00,731 A little crazy, maybe. 1153 01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:09,148 Don't shoot! He'll blow the place up. I'm standing in the shit. 1154 01:24:09,658 --> 01:24:10,773 Game's over! 1155 01:24:29,803 --> 01:24:31,262 Go! Go! 1156 01:25:01,001 --> 01:25:03,077 You stupid idiot! 1157 01:25:08,049 --> 01:25:12,047 Crasher on foot, heading west on 75th Street near Broadway. 1158 01:25:12,178 --> 01:25:13,258 Shit! 1159 01:25:35,994 --> 01:25:39,612 I'm at the Beacon Theater, in pursuit of the Party Crasher. 1160 01:25:45,086 --> 01:25:47,078 There you are, you son of a bitch! 1161 01:25:58,641 --> 01:26:00,515 - Police officer. - Can I help you? 1162 01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:02,801 - See a man, red shirt, blonde hair? - No. 1163 01:26:02,937 --> 01:26:05,060 If you see him, do not interact with him. 1164 01:26:14,740 --> 01:26:17,575 - Police. - Yeah, and where's your badge? 1165 01:26:18,118 --> 01:26:20,491 Hey, come back here! Shit. 1166 01:26:23,415 --> 01:26:25,953 Move outta the way. I didn't pay to see your butt. 1167 01:26:26,085 --> 01:26:27,164 Put a cork in it. 1168 01:26:27,503 --> 01:26:30,457 Hey, guys. I'm over here. 1169 01:26:38,847 --> 01:26:41,469 Oh! Oh, my God, no! 1170 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,601 No! No! No, God, no. 1171 01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,253 Moss, look out! 1172 01:27:29,147 --> 01:27:31,270 Stay down! Stay down! 1173 01:28:00,136 --> 01:28:02,175 Joe, you gotta help me! 1174 01:28:03,639 --> 01:28:05,846 Hang on. I'm comin'. 1175 01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:24,531 Aaagh! No! 1176 01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,232 OK, hold it. Freeze. 1177 01:28:59,319 --> 01:29:00,979 Hey, asshole! 1178 01:29:03,031 --> 01:29:05,273 Aaagh! 1179 01:29:05,826 --> 01:29:06,691 Aaagh! 1180 01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:08,784 Aaaaagh! 1181 01:29:09,246 --> 01:29:11,819 Aaaagh! 1182 01:29:18,672 --> 01:29:20,711 Moss! 1183 01:29:29,307 --> 01:29:33,305 Keep him alive for trial. That's all I ask. What the hell is he doing here? 1184 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,476 He's a murderer. You don't have a gun. 1185 01:29:35,605 --> 01:29:37,562 - Moss? - What? What? 1186 01:29:37,691 --> 01:29:39,683 You're a dead man. 1187 01:29:39,818 --> 01:29:43,436 It'll be easy. I killed once, I can kill again. 1188 01:29:43,571 --> 01:29:47,236 Look. I was gonna leave a message on your phone machine, all right? 1189 01:29:47,367 --> 01:29:49,406 You made me think I killed somebody. 1190 01:29:49,536 --> 01:29:51,694 Do have any idea what that feels like? 1191 01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:54,202 Would you stop hitting me in the face? 1192 01:29:57,377 --> 01:29:58,372 You got a minute? 1193 01:30:03,675 --> 01:30:05,335 OK, lock it up. 1194 01:30:05,677 --> 01:30:08,594 You wanted to know what it feels like to be a cop... 1195 01:30:08,721 --> 01:30:10,880 ...what it feels like to kill someone. 1196 01:30:11,015 --> 01:30:14,182 Well, now you know. It feels like shit, huh? 1197 01:30:17,146 --> 01:30:20,231 I finally know what it feels like to be you. 1198 01:30:21,150 --> 01:30:22,858 It sucks. 1199 01:30:22,985 --> 01:30:26,686 Susan, me... we wanted to like you. 1200 01:30:27,823 --> 01:30:30,694 But, no, nobody gets in, right? It's private. 1201 01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:33,744 That's not what I call it, John. 1202 01:30:33,871 --> 01:30:35,698 I call it lonely. 1203 01:30:35,831 --> 01:30:37,705 Hey, Nick. 1204 01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:40,787 Damn! I hate it when he does that! 1205 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:44,704 - Is that male bonding? - Yeah, that's like talking to my ex-wife. 1206 01:31:16,246 --> 01:31:18,618 I'm so stupid! 1207 01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:21,873 Just keep driving. 1208 01:31:23,211 --> 01:31:25,251 You talking to me? 1209 01:31:26,798 --> 01:31:29,918 - Are you talking to me? - Shut up and keep driving. 1210 01:31:31,344 --> 01:31:34,879 You know, I hate it when people don't say "Please. " 1211 01:31:35,015 --> 01:31:37,470 Slow down. Aaagh! 1212 01:31:40,145 --> 01:31:42,980 I got a growth in my head the size of a summer squash. 1213 01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:45,941 - I got a month to live, so... - You're shitting me. 1214 01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:50,231 I'm not shitting anything. See, it starts with the tumour and it goes to the colon. 1215 01:31:50,363 --> 01:31:53,946 Hey, I'm drivin' here! I'm drivin' here. 1216 01:31:54,826 --> 01:31:58,444 Let's go out like men. Let's go out with a bang! 1217 01:32:06,421 --> 01:32:08,045 - Pull over now! - Drop the gun! 1218 01:32:08,173 --> 01:32:11,423 - I said "pull over". Pull the fuck over! - Drop the gun! 1219 01:32:25,106 --> 01:32:26,517 - Drop the gun. - Stop the car. 1220 01:32:27,066 --> 01:32:29,189 - Drop the gun. - Stop the car. 1221 01:32:57,096 --> 01:32:59,135 I knew you'd see things my way. 1222 01:33:00,891 --> 01:33:04,141 Yeah. 10-4. This is Officer Casanov. 1223 01:33:04,270 --> 01:33:06,725 I got the Party Crasher in the back of my unit. 1224 01:33:06,855 --> 01:33:09,809 Got him all giftwrapped for delivery. 1225 01:33:09,942 --> 01:33:13,311 No need to thank me. It's all part of the job. Over and out. 1226 01:33:14,613 --> 01:33:17,982 You want something done right, goddamn it, call an actor. 1227 01:33:19,368 --> 01:33:23,033 No. That was a riveting performance. 1228 01:33:24,164 --> 01:33:25,493 Yeah. Thanks, Crash. 1229 01:33:25,624 --> 01:33:26,787 Now eat this! 1230 01:33:28,210 --> 01:33:30,119 I hate your movies! 1231 01:33:30,254 --> 01:33:33,539 A little glamour found its way into the fourth precinct. 1232 01:33:33,674 --> 01:33:36,129 We're here with box-office champ, Nick Lang... 1233 01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:38,929 ...star of the new smash, "Smoking Gun II". 1234 01:33:39,054 --> 01:33:41,260 Lang spent last night at NYU hospital... 1235 01:33:41,390 --> 01:33:44,759 ...after a dangerous struggle with the notorious Party Crasher. 1236 01:33:44,976 --> 01:33:49,021 I asked him "What was it like being face-to-face with a real-life bad guy?" 1237 01:33:49,147 --> 01:33:52,896 Tammy, it wasn't a lot of fun. I kept waiting for somebody to yell "Cut. " 1238 01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:59,067 The Party Crasher is still at large... 1239 01:33:59,491 --> 01:34:03,405 - Next time bring your keys, asshole! - You have a lot of explaining to do. 1240 01:34:03,536 --> 01:34:06,454 What is it with you and this so-called partner? 1241 01:34:06,581 --> 01:34:09,617 - I can explain. - You lied to me. He lied to me. 1242 01:34:09,751 --> 01:34:11,827 - He's a liar. - Is this some kind of joke? 1243 01:34:11,961 --> 01:34:15,959 No. Sweetheart, it's... It's not a joke. It's... 1244 01:34:20,094 --> 01:34:23,546 This thing just kinda got outta hand. Can you sit down? 1245 01:34:23,681 --> 01:34:26,053 - I don't wanna sit down. - Please. OK? 1246 01:34:27,435 --> 01:34:29,475 I, uh... 1247 01:34:33,566 --> 01:34:35,808 I... 1248 01:34:35,943 --> 01:34:38,150 The way I feel about you... 1249 01:34:38,279 --> 01:34:41,778 ...I haven't felt about a woman in a long, long time. 1250 01:34:43,868 --> 01:34:45,907 So, maybe we could, uh... 1251 01:34:47,914 --> 01:34:50,701 ...you know, start over. I mean... 1252 01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,880 This is hard to say... 1253 01:35:00,009 --> 01:35:03,627 ...but I've been thinking a lot about it... 1254 01:35:03,763 --> 01:35:07,428 ...and we can't have a relationship. 1255 01:35:07,641 --> 01:35:10,179 Sure we can, cos I can change. I'll try harder. 1256 01:35:10,311 --> 01:35:12,517 It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. 1257 01:35:15,107 --> 01:35:17,812 It's what you do. It's... 1258 01:35:18,402 --> 01:35:22,981 It's... It's all the violence. I have spent my life trying to run away from that. 1259 01:35:23,115 --> 01:35:26,235 I cannot put Bonnie in a position where she doesn't know... 1260 01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:28,527 ...if her father's gonna come home alive. 1261 01:35:28,662 --> 01:35:31,663 Yeah, I understand. Sure. 1262 01:35:32,875 --> 01:35:36,078 Cops are too angry, too violent. 1263 01:35:37,588 --> 01:35:40,339 Too risky to care about... 1264 01:35:40,466 --> 01:35:42,505 ...until you need one. 1265 01:35:44,011 --> 01:35:46,584 Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we? 1266 01:35:47,264 --> 01:35:49,340 I understand that one all right. 1267 01:36:40,233 --> 01:36:42,688 Susan? 1268 01:36:43,111 --> 01:36:44,938 - I figured it out! - Aw, shit. 1269 01:36:45,071 --> 01:36:47,858 - The Crasher's coming here to get you. - Nick, please. 1270 01:36:47,991 --> 01:36:49,948 It's the third act. 1271 01:36:50,076 --> 01:36:53,776 The killer tries to get revenge on the cop. It makes it more personal. 1272 01:36:53,913 --> 01:36:57,745 What is this? Some kind of story conference? This is real life, Nick. 1273 01:36:57,875 --> 01:37:01,209 The killer stays as far away from the cops as possible. 1274 01:37:01,337 --> 01:37:06,462 Don't you get it? All right, maybe he goes after someone close to you. 1275 01:37:06,592 --> 01:37:09,712 Or maybe he decapitates your horse or boils your rabbit. 1276 01:37:09,845 --> 01:37:11,672 I don't have a horse or a rabbit... 1277 01:37:11,806 --> 01:37:15,850 ...and I don't have anyone close to me. - Susan! He's gonna try to hurt Susan. 1278 01:37:15,977 --> 01:37:19,061 Wrong. Susan just dumped me. Any other bright ideas? 1279 01:37:19,188 --> 01:37:22,771 - Susan just dumped you? - Didn't you just see her in the elevator? 1280 01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:23,979 No. 1281 01:37:24,151 --> 01:37:28,066 - You didn't... pass her in the lobby? - No. 1282 01:37:36,872 --> 01:37:39,328 - Hello? - It's me. I got your girl. 1283 01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:41,664 - What I really want is you. - Where are you? 1284 01:37:41,794 --> 01:37:44,878 I'm at the top of the world, with your buddy, Nick Lang. 1285 01:37:45,005 --> 01:37:48,873 - You scumbag, where are you? - You're the detective, you figure it out. 1286 01:37:49,009 --> 01:37:51,844 - Let me speak to Susan. - She's an angel... 1287 01:37:51,970 --> 01:37:54,010 ...but she doesn't have wings. Get it? 1288 01:37:55,349 --> 01:37:57,555 Oh, God. Oh, God, no! 1289 01:38:03,148 --> 01:38:06,731 "The top of the world with your buddy, Nick Lang. " 1290 01:38:43,396 --> 01:38:46,231 - You don't have to do this, you know. - Yeah, I know. 1291 01:39:39,952 --> 01:39:42,906 Susan! Grab my hand, grab my hand! 1292 01:39:50,254 --> 01:39:52,293 Susan! Susan! 1293 01:39:53,882 --> 01:39:55,542 Oh, Jesus. 1294 01:39:55,676 --> 01:39:57,419 Oh, God! 1295 01:40:05,102 --> 01:40:07,308 Whooooo-ya! 1296 01:40:09,231 --> 01:40:10,974 Grab my hand! 1297 01:40:12,985 --> 01:40:16,484 Yes! Come on, come on! 1298 01:40:18,156 --> 01:40:19,900 Oh, God! 1299 01:40:28,291 --> 01:40:30,747 You're not a real hero. 1300 01:40:34,464 --> 01:40:36,421 People need real heroes. 1301 01:40:37,092 --> 01:40:39,131 - Wait, wait! Hold on! - You got me? 1302 01:40:39,261 --> 01:40:41,384 OK, OK. Don't let go. 1303 01:40:41,930 --> 01:40:44,717 Quit smoking, you little cockroach! 1304 01:40:52,232 --> 01:40:54,438 Come on. All right. 1305 01:40:58,738 --> 01:41:00,980 Hey! Hey! 1306 01:41:05,703 --> 01:41:09,368 - Where's Nick? - I got him! I got him! 1307 01:41:09,499 --> 01:41:11,657 I'm gonna get that son of a bitch. 1308 01:41:17,799 --> 01:41:19,838 Susan! Susan! 1309 01:41:20,593 --> 01:41:23,380 Hey, yo! Check this out, man. 1310 01:41:23,596 --> 01:41:25,921 John! Help! 1311 01:41:26,057 --> 01:41:27,717 Susan! Susan! 1312 01:41:27,975 --> 01:41:30,348 Oh, God. Susan! 1313 01:41:30,478 --> 01:41:32,305 Hang on! 1314 01:41:32,438 --> 01:41:34,810 Oh, God. Just hang on! 1315 01:41:37,485 --> 01:41:40,569 Son of a bitch! John! 1316 01:41:40,696 --> 01:41:42,938 Don't let go. And don't look down. 1317 01:41:43,074 --> 01:41:45,565 OK. Ohh! 1318 01:41:50,081 --> 01:41:53,948 - I think he went to get your gun. - I'll take care of him. You go after her. 1319 01:41:54,585 --> 01:41:57,041 Oh, no! John! 1320 01:42:03,636 --> 01:42:06,720 Ah, my shoe. Shit! That was a Ferragamo. 1321 01:42:17,191 --> 01:42:20,227 - Hurry! - Susan! 1322 01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:29,734 I'm coming! 1323 01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,633 Susan! 1324 01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:01,396 Hurry! 1325 01:43:01,526 --> 01:43:04,860 It's OK. All right, I'm coming down. 1326 01:43:05,864 --> 01:43:09,067 I hate these fucking billboards. 1327 01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,285 OK. You gotta reach, Susan. Grab my wrist. 1328 01:43:12,412 --> 01:43:15,164 All right. Oh, my God! 1329 01:43:18,543 --> 01:43:21,034 - Grab my wrist! - Oh, my God! 1330 01:43:24,299 --> 01:43:25,757 Hurry! 1331 01:43:29,595 --> 01:43:31,422 Hey, asshole! 1332 01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:35,974 Come on. OK, I got you. 1333 01:43:37,812 --> 01:43:41,062 I will kill you! 1334 01:43:41,190 --> 01:43:43,681 Go on, kill me! Fuck! 1335 01:43:45,778 --> 01:43:47,605 Son of a bitch! 1336 01:44:02,795 --> 01:44:04,834 Hello! 1337 01:44:07,967 --> 01:44:10,292 Goodbye. 1338 01:44:15,391 --> 01:44:17,300 This isn't the movies, stupid! 1339 01:44:44,253 --> 01:44:45,913 Nick. Oh, God. 1340 01:44:46,046 --> 01:44:49,878 - John, it's OK. I'm not... I'm not shot. - Jesus. 1341 01:44:50,008 --> 01:44:53,840 - If I was shot, I'd feel something, right? - That's the way it works. 1342 01:44:53,970 --> 01:44:56,888 In five minutes, you'll wish you didn't feel anything. 1343 01:44:57,015 --> 01:45:01,179 - Hold on. You're gonna make it. - You were right. 1344 01:45:01,311 --> 01:45:05,356 - You're gonna make it. Hold on. - I don't feel so hot all of a sudden. 1345 01:45:05,690 --> 01:45:10,399 Why did you come back? Why did I ever let you up here in the first place? 1346 01:45:10,529 --> 01:45:12,568 I had to get the part. 1347 01:45:13,698 --> 01:45:15,857 It's a great part. 1348 01:45:16,284 --> 01:45:18,491 Do you think I woulda got it? 1349 01:45:18,620 --> 01:45:22,700 Yeah, pal. I think you woulda nailed it. 1350 01:45:23,917 --> 01:45:25,909 Oh, man. This is too real! 1351 01:45:26,044 --> 01:45:27,871 Hold on, Nick. 1352 01:45:28,004 --> 01:45:30,044 Come on, man. Just hold on. 1353 01:45:32,258 --> 01:45:34,298 Oh, man. Where are they? 1354 01:45:34,427 --> 01:45:36,503 You're gonna make it. Just hold on. 1355 01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:47,605 - Is he gonna be OK? - He's tougher than he looks. 1356 01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:48,472 Easy. 1357 01:45:50,276 --> 01:45:52,399 Are you finally happy, Nick? 1358 01:45:52,528 --> 01:45:54,735 Answer me. 1359 01:45:54,864 --> 01:45:57,616 You got what you wanted. This is what you wanted. 1360 01:45:57,742 --> 01:46:01,656 Real bad guys. Real bullets. Real blood. 1361 01:46:01,954 --> 01:46:07,494 Real bad guys. Real bullets. Real blood. 1362 01:46:08,294 --> 01:46:11,046 You thought we were playing games, right? 1363 01:46:12,340 --> 01:46:14,795 Well, this ain't the movies. 1364 01:46:16,594 --> 01:46:19,001 It's about putting your life on the line... 1365 01:46:19,138 --> 01:46:22,886 ...knowing somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it. 1366 01:46:23,768 --> 01:46:26,341 Well, you found yours, you son of a bitch. 1367 01:46:29,398 --> 01:46:33,063 We're not like those assholes in the movies. 1368 01:46:33,193 --> 01:46:35,863 They get 17 takes to get it right. 1369 01:46:37,156 --> 01:46:39,195 We get one... 1370 01:46:42,328 --> 01:46:44,285 ...and it lasts our whole life. 1371 01:46:44,496 --> 01:46:46,987 That's my line. That's what I said to him! 1372 01:46:47,124 --> 01:46:50,872 - Please, man. Could you be quiet? - It was. I said that. 1373 01:46:51,170 --> 01:46:52,249 Shh! 1374 01:47:06,435 --> 01:47:09,685 This is all stuff I said to him. The son of a bitch stole my life! 1375 01:47:09,813 --> 01:47:13,811 Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits. 1376 01:47:14,401 --> 01:47:16,192 # Don't call it a comeback... 1377 01:47:16,278 --> 01:47:16,858 #... I been here for years 1378 01:47:17,362 --> 01:47:19,651 # I'm rockin' my peers puttin' suckers in fear 1379 01:47:19,781 --> 01:47:22,319 # Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon 1380 01:47:22,450 --> 01:47:24,408 He's a lot shorter in real life, OK? 1381 01:47:24,578 --> 01:47:25,906 # Explosion 1382 01:47:26,037 --> 01:47:27,033 # Overpowerin' 1383 01:47:27,163 --> 01:47:29,121 # Over the competition I'm towerin' 1384 01:47:29,249 --> 01:47:31,740 # Wreckin' shop when I drop these lyrics 1385 01:47:31,876 --> 01:47:33,703 # That'll make you call the cops 1386 01:47:33,837 --> 01:47:37,122 # Don't you dare stare You better move 1387 01:47:37,257 --> 01:47:39,463 # Don't ever compare me to the rest 1388 01:47:39,592 --> 01:47:41,466 # That'll all get sliced and diced 1389 01:47:41,594 --> 01:47:43,302 # Competition's payin' the price 1390 01:48:02,198 --> 01:48:04,903 # Don't you call this a regular jam 1391 01:48:05,034 --> 01:48:06,612 # I'm gonna rock this land 1392 01:48:06,744 --> 01:48:09,994 # I'm gonna take this itty-bitty world by storm 1393 01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:11,285 # And I'm just gettin' warm 1394 01:48:11,415 --> 01:48:14,831 # Just like Muhammad Ali They called him Cassius 1395 01:48:14,961 --> 01:48:17,452 # Watch me bash this beat like a skull 1396 01:48:17,588 --> 01:48:19,497 # That you know I had beef with 1397 01:48:19,632 --> 01:48:22,835 # Why do you riff with me, the maniac psycho 1398 01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:24,593 # And when I pull out my jammy get ready 1399 01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:27,638 # Cos it might go blaw! How ya like me now? 1400 01:48:27,765 --> 01:48:30,007 # The ripper will not allow 1401 01:48:30,142 --> 01:48:32,182 # You to get with Mr Swift 1402 01:48:32,311 --> 01:48:33,640 # Don't riff 1403 01:48:33,771 --> 01:48:35,146 # Listen to my gears shift 1404 01:48:35,272 --> 01:48:37,146 # I'm blastin', outlastin' 1405 01:48:37,274 --> 01:48:39,896 # Kinda like Shaft, so you could say I'm shaftin' 1406 01:48:40,027 --> 01:48:41,687 # Olde English filled my mind 1407 01:48:41,821 --> 01:48:44,109 # And I came up with a funky rhyme