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You don't see me standin' here, man?
See me lookin' at you?
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Get outta the car!
I'll take care of you, man!
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- 911 emergency.
- Hello there. It's me... again.
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Well, what can I say?
I'm about to crash another party.
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Move it, dickhead! It's only a gas pedal.
It's not gonna bite.
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- Hang on, Benny. Here we go.
- Whoa!
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- Would you slow down?
- Come on!
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Aw, look at this.
9
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- It's D for drive, shithead!
- Fuck you!
10
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There oughta be a goddamn law,
driving without a brain!
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Out of the way!
Police business, you got it?
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It isn't police business, Moss.
You're late for a goddamn date.
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You can't be yelling "police business"
when it isn't.
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It's my business
and I'm the police, right?
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So go figure. What is this guy doing?
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Come on, Moss!
17
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What are you gonna tell the captain?
18
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"Sorry about the 45 people I killed.
I was horny. "
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We've only been out
a few times, me and Susan.
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No one I've met since my divorce
stuck around for a second date.
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Maybe it's something
about my personality.
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Up yours, asshole!
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Goddamn it!
24
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Susan's different. I think she's the one.
I even quit smoking for her.
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Hey, you asshole! What's the matter?
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- Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy?
- It's a billboard.
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What's-his-face. The new Nick Lang
movie. I really love that guy.
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I hate him. He's in my way. Bad enough
he's up there and we're stuck down here.
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Party Crasher
spotted at a dance club on 46th.
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No, not tonight!
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I got a date! Shit, shit, shit!
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Hey, hey! We're working here!
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# I'm rockin' my peers
puttin' suckers in fear
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# Makin' the tears
rain down like a monsoon
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# Listen to the bass go boom
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# Explosion
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# Overpowerin'
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# Over the competition I'm towerin'
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# Wreckin' shop
when I drop these lyrics
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# That'll make you call the cops
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# Don't you dare stare
You better move
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# Don't ever compare me to the rest
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# That'll all get sliced and diced
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# Competition's payin' the price
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# I'm gonna knock you out
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# Mama said knock you out
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He's gonna call us every time
he shoots someone?
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The man likes an audience.
49
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Grainy, check the back.
China, Billy, stay out front.
50
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- We stand out here pullin' our puds?
- He might kill someone out here.
51
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I don't have a pud.
Pull on yours twice for me.
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Said he'd be dressed in black.
Shouldn't be that hard to spot.
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# Shadow-boxing when
I heard you on the radio
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# Huh! I just don't know
55
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# What made you forget
that I was raw
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# But now I got a new tour
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# I'm goin' insane,
startin' the hurricane
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# Releasin' pain,
lettin' you know
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# You can't gain or maintain
unless you say my name
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# Rippin', killin'
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# Diggin' and drillin' a hole
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# Pass the Old Gold
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# Shotgun blasts are heard
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# When I rip and kill at will
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# The man of the hour, tower of power
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# I'll devour
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# I'm gonna tie you up
and let you understand
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# That I'm not your average man
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Billy, you got him?
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China, where is he?
Where is he? I don't see him!
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There!
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Damn it.
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Damn it, he's right there. Billy!
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Billy, the tow truck!
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Hey! Come here, you prick.
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Ow! Damn it.
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- Whoa!
- Hey, asshole!
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You drive. I wanna shoot him!
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Come on! We jingle it, baby.
Come on, let's roll. Come on!
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You son of a bitch!
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- Chill! Wait for me get my gun out.
- Don't tell me how to drive, Billy.
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There he is!
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- Come on! Shit!
- Jumpin' Jesus.
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Billy, shoot him. Kill this asshole.
85
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I would if you'd get out of the way, you
tow-truck-drivin' motherfuckin' supercop!
86
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I don't give a shit. Shoot him.
87
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You like it? You're gonna die!
88
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You're gonna die. If I ever
get out of this, you're gonna die.
89
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Woo-woo-woo!
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Uh-oh. Oh, boy.
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Shoot him! Shoot him!
92
00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:19,446
Damn it! Shoot him again, Billy.
93
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Don't pull it. Oh, no! Goddamn it!
94
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Oh, it's gonna hurt. Ow!
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Yahoo! You see that, sucker?
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Excuse me, Lieutenant.
Care for a cigarette?
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Oh, shit!
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Bye!
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You son of a bitch!
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Oh, man.
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I hate that guy.
102
00:11:01,741 --> 00:11:03,651
No one talks that way to Joe Gunn.
103
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Look who's back in town.
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Where there's fire, there's smoke.
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Where there's smoke,
there's Joe Gunn.
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He hates bad guys.
107
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Gunn, I'm gonna kill ya.
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He loves bad girls.
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Joe, you gotta help me!
110
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This time, he's tracking
a killer halfway around the globe.
111
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He can't be stopped.
112
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Hang on! I'm coming.
113
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And he never quits.
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Joe, why don't you quit?
These'll kill you.
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You kill me, baby.
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I want him found.
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I want him stopped.
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I want him dead.
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Gee, it's great to be wanted.
120
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Nick Lang is Joe Gunn
in "Smoking Gunn II".
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Cos you can't keep a good gun down.
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Rated R.
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- Nickie!
- It's crap, Angie. It's crap!
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It's another big budget, big box-office,
Nick Lang, easy-to-flush piece of crap.
125
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Don't throw your People's Choice Award.
126
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When are you gonna come to me
with something with relevance...
127
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...something that doesn't have
a Roman numeral in the title?
128
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:22,568
Did you ever hear of Hamlet I I I?
Midsummer's Night IV?
129
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They made Henry V. It won awards
for that little Scottish fellow.
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- So that's what this is about.
- Hi, Nickie!
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Me, the agent that mismanaged
you all the way to No. 1.
132
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All right. Fine, let's talk about
something that matters.
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Let's talk about...
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$1.2 billion in
combined ticket sales.
135
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Not to mention $7 million
pay-or-play, or 12% of the gross.
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00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:51,506
You've never been bigger. They're
bootlegging your movies to Libya.
137
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Fabulous. I've cornered the terrorist
market. How am I doing in Iraq?
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The problem is
I'm tired of playing cartoons.
139
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You don't want me to grow up.
The studio doesn't want me to grow up.
140
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I'm the only one
who wants me to grow up!
141
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:10,902
Let's cut through it.
It's that part, isn't it?
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You still wanna play
that cop, Ray Casanova.
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Casanov, Ray Casanov.
And you're damn right.
144
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Come on, Gupta, get the kind
with the fresh ones!
145
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Damn right I want to! You know why?
Because that's a real guy.
146
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He worries about paying the rent...
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...he bleeds when he gets shot,
pukes when he gets sick.
148
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Nick! Spielberg's wife just had a baby.
Should I send that wine and cheese?
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Yeah, and some of those muffins
and a note, something personal.
150
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Not too personal. He forgot
to mention me in his AFI speech.
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- Add my name.
- OK.
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People come to see your movies
because you make them happy.
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Call me crazy, but I don't see America
coming out in droves to see you puke.
154
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:55,828
Besides, they want
Mel Gibson for the role.
155
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- Is it about asses? Is it a butt movie?
- Get up, get up.
156
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,207
The director'll be back in two weeks.
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- They'll close the deal.
- Good afternoon, Mr Lang.
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00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:07,088
Wait a minute. Did you say two weeks?
159
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Two weeks is perfect. Two weeks is
enough. I wanna test for the part.
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Test? No, no.
161
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- Ange, listen to me.
- You listen to me!
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My mind is made up.
This means too much to me.
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I'll pay for the damn test myself!
164
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They'll try to get you
for less, a lot less.
165
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,435
Ange, please, hold it for one second.
Let me show you something.
166
00:14:33,075 --> 00:14:38,117
Rosalie, please, can you... I got this
off the dish last night. You gotta watch it.
167
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,410
Four times this Party Crasher
has alerted you...
168
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:45,081
...before killing someone,
and he still got away.
169
00:14:45,212 --> 00:14:48,747
- You care to comment on that?
- Tie your dick in a knot!
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00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:52,086
Freeze! Slow-mo, slow-mo.
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- Isn't that incredible?
- Uh-huh.
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Research, Ange.
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Look at this face. Look at those eyes.
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That's my character. That's my guide.
That's Ray Casanov.
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00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:07,860
That's the face of a man
who's been to the edge...
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...a man who's tasted fear!
- And vomit.
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00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:15,606
I wanna go to New York tonight.
Call the studio. Get 'em to set it up.
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00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:20,031
I wanna spend two weeks with this guy.
I wanna eat, sleep, breathe John Moss.
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If I can taste his world,
if I can walk his beat...
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...if I can get under his skin,
I will nail this part.
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- Nickie, I love you.
- I love you too, Ange.
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Reality check - you can't leave town.
Your movie opens Friday.
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00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:36,261
- So what?
- I already booked Johnny, Barbara...
184
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...Phil, Arsenio. Woo-woo-woo-woo!
185
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:41,631
Tell 'em to run an old one.
They're all the same.
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00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,437
- They just ask about the paternity suit.
- Suits.
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00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:47,267
What if this cop doesn't
want you tagging after him?
188
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:52,191
Ange, get real. Two pros exchanging ideas.
Why wouldn't he wanna do it?
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Bullshit!
I mean that with all due respect.
190
00:15:56,908 --> 00:16:01,071
There's no way on earth I am gonna
baby-sit some Hollywood rump wrangler.
191
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- I'm on a murder investigation.
- You have no vote. You're off the case.
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Look at you. You're all busted up.
193
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,291
If it weren't for Lang,
you'd be on injured leave.
194
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,794
Christ, you can't pull me off this case.
195
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:16,760
This Party Crasher has
whacked out seven people...
196
00:16:16,886 --> 00:16:18,926
...four of 'em in front of us!
197
00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:21,510
He's nuts! I looked in his eyes.
Know what I saw?
198
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:24,392
Pleasure. He likes it.
He's gonna do it again. Soon.
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00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,769
Moss, you're off.
Mayor Dinkins insisted.
200
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:31,646
Evidently this Hollywood actor
asked for you by name.
201
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,564
- What?
- Yes. Come in.
202
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:37,696
Benny. Wait for me outside.
I gotta talk to you.
203
00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:44,110
All right, here's the story.
Pooley takes over for you.
204
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You are breaking in a new
partner named Ray Casanov.
205
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,999
The guy just wants to blend in,
be another cop on the job...
206
00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,168
...so nobody knows he's Nick Lang.
207
00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,464
- Yes, sir.
- And Moss, no action.
208
00:16:56,592 --> 00:17:00,175
This guy gets his hair
messed up, we're all in deep shit.
209
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,715
Yes, sir.
210
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,883
- Hey, John.
- Captain?
211
00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:09,015
You got two ways to deal with this. You
got the easy way, you got the hard way.
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00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:13,808
John, do us all a favour
and make the right choice.
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- I always do.
- Good.
214
00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,569
Son of a bitch!
215
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,036
Hi, I'm looking
for Lieutenant Moss.
216
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Oh, God. You...
217
00:17:38,216 --> 00:17:40,256
He's over there relaxin'.
218
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- Moss!
- What? What?
219
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,845
You got company.
220
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,889
Hi, John.
221
00:17:49,853 --> 00:17:52,260
Susan. Hi, I...
222
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:56,148
...didn't expect to see
you here this morning.
223
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,356
- Thank you, Billy.
- Aw, wanna be alone?
224
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,484
I tried calling you yesterday
and this morning.
225
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,483
I got your messages. I would have called
you at home, but I lost your number.
226
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,659
That happens. I lost my keys last week.
227
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:12,158
- Actually, my daughter Bonnie lost it.
- You know, kids.
228
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:17,714
Yeah. I wanted to let you know I wasn't
mad, even though you didn't show up.
229
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:22,916
I didn't think you were one of those
Cro-Magnon jerks who stands people up.
230
00:18:23,177 --> 00:18:27,923
- These are yours, right?
- No, I quit. I don't smoke.
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00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,552
Hi.
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Thank you, Benny.
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00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,848
- Bye.
- Bye.
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00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:36,637
Anyway, I know where you work
cos I saw you on the news.
235
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,569
- You did?
- Yeah.
236
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:42,445
Good thing Bonnie didn't see you.
I read lips.
237
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:45,063
Oh, no. That was taken
out of context.
238
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:49,695
Those reporters can be
real assholes, real irritating.
239
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,746
Hey, hey.
240
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,868
- I wanted to see how you were doin'.
- I'm OK. I'm doing good.
241
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,169
It's not like I wanted to go out...
242
00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:04,549
...tonight... around 8.00.
243
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh! Oh. Yeah, well.
244
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,301
So what are you doing
for dinner tonight?
245
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,341
- Tonight?
- Around 8.00.
246
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:14,227
As a matter of fact, I have no plans.
247
00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:18,345
Great. I'll call you, and we'll make
a plan for a place to go.
248
00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:20,516
OK. All right.
249
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:33,992
Give me a kiss, baby.
Take a bow, baby.
250
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,448
Yeah, yeah! Way to go.
251
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,871
Hey, Moss, heard you got yanked. Sorry.
252
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,130
Hey, that's too bad, John.
253
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,590
You gotta be Casanov.
254
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,802
Fucking A.
255
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,974
Hey, Casanov. You look
a lot like that actor.
256
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,807
- Yeah, Nick Lang.
- Only shorter.
257
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,266
A lot shorter.
258
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,235
OK, ladies, let's get
some real work done here.
259
00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:09,106
Tea break's over. Party Crasher briefing
in the squad room. Let's go.
260
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,738
Psst.
261
00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,995
I really am Nick Lang.
262
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,869
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
263
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,755
Aagh!
264
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:36,390
Lieutenant Moss, I haven't been
this jazzed since the Golden Globes.
265
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,973
I mean, a cop like you
showing me the streets.
266
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,603
The two of us comparing scars.
I have had a couple of scrapes myself.
267
00:20:42,732 --> 00:20:46,432
I got rope burns on Smoking Gun II.
I chafed for a month. It was terrible.
268
00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:49,819
This place is great.
The look, the textures...
269
00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:51,607
...the aroma.
270
00:20:51,741 --> 00:20:55,441
I mean, it's like a movie,
it's so real.
271
00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:58,413
And you don't have
to worry about me screwing up.
272
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:02,323
I did my homework. I know
police procedures, police lingo...
273
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,499
Hey, homeboy!
274
00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:09,758
I'm in great shape. My trainer's
got me on Nautilus and the StairMaster...
275
00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,209
...so you don't have
to worry about Nick Lang.
276
00:21:12,345 --> 00:21:16,176
Son of a bitch!
Caught me off guard there.
277
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,802
You know, Lieutenant,
I can't help but notice...
278
00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:24,768
...that I'm doing most of
the talking here, which is fine.
279
00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:28,065
I guess you're not a morning
person, and can I relate to that!
280
00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:33,318
Before Esperanza brings me that first cup
of cappuccino, I am toast. Forget about it.
281
00:21:33,449 --> 00:21:36,533
It's decaf. My nutritionist
is cutting down my caffeine.
282
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:39,198
Whoa!
283
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,536
Turned a little early there.
284
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:47,744
I was wondering. In order to capture
the essence of the police experience...
285
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,584
...do I get a gun?
286
00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:53,004
For realism.
287
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,962
I mean, Lieutenant...
288
00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:58,678
...it's not like
I'm gonna use the thing.
289
00:21:59,391 --> 00:22:00,969
Although bullets would be nice.
290
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,224
Not if you tied my tongue
to your tailpipe and drove me...
291
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:09,274
...naked across a field of
broken glass. No, no, no!
292
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:12,153
- Is this about the actor?
- I gave the maggot a chance.
293
00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:14,567
I got to the bathroom and back.
294
00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:18,316
He doesn't belong here.
He belongs in never-never land...
295
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:20,658
...with his assistants, his maid...
296
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:25,081
...and the guy who wipes his ass
after he pinches off his loaf, OK?
297
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:28,411
- This is about the actor.
- He wants to carry a loaded weapon.
298
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:34,465
- Send that little jizzball in here.
- Thank you.
299
00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:39,003
Excuse me, gents.
Sorry to interrupt.
300
00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:41,511
- Hi, Captain Brix?
- Yeah.
301
00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:44,393
Nick Lang. I understand
you're in on our secret.
302
00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,725
Dave Dinkins sends his best, by the way.
303
00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:51,896
Listen, I just wanted to thank you
for all your help in making this possible.
304
00:22:52,026 --> 00:22:54,066
I gotta tell you.
305
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,239
My wife's crazy about you.
306
00:23:03,788 --> 00:23:05,745
We are really big fans!
307
00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:13,459
- Well, uh, what's your wife's name?
- Norma.
308
00:23:13,589 --> 00:23:17,753
If it wasn't for people like you and Norma,
I'd be digging ditches. So, thanks.
309
00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:21,131
Hey. Wow. I just got a great idea.
You and Norma...
310
00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:23,137
- Do you have kids?
- Uh, no...
311
00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:27,097
You and Norma come out to the coast,
see the premiere of the movie.
312
00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,553
You can stay at my house with me.
313
00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:32,358
- At your house?
- Do you like the beach?
314
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,773
What we talked about, the jizzball thing?
315
00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:38,311
Yeah. Look, um...
316
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:43,026
- Would you sign this? To Norma?
- Not a problem. Absolutely.
317
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,449
Norma.
318
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,825
Norma.
319
00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:50,874
Bang, bang...
320
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,373
...Nick Lang.
321
00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:55,500
Thank you. Thank you.
322
00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:59,669
- If there's anything we can do...
- You're doing it.
323
00:23:59,927 --> 00:24:01,504
Thanks. OK.
324
00:24:01,637 --> 00:24:03,676
Thanks, John.
325
00:24:05,474 --> 00:24:07,846
"Bang, bang"?
326
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,638
Get my wife on the phone, would you?
327
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:19,312
Lieutenant, I was thinking.
I don't really need the gun.
328
00:24:21,656 --> 00:24:24,326
It's probably better
to wait a couple of days...
329
00:24:24,451 --> 00:24:28,235
...until I get this cop thing down pat.
- What have you got?
330
00:24:28,371 --> 00:24:31,289
Coroner's report on that guy
the Party Crasher took out.
331
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,622
Of course, I'm off the case.
332
00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:36,539
Safety bullets, hollow points.
That figures.
333
00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:38,830
Custom-made. Look at this thing!
334
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:42,132
Looks like that Darth Vader thing
we took off the Dead Romeos.
335
00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,427
Yeah. Are they buying from
the same guy the Party Crasher is?
336
00:24:45,555 --> 00:24:48,128
- Check this.
- Might have to ask the Dead Romeos.
337
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:51,302
- Not me, of course. I'm off the case.
- Sorry to hear it.
338
00:24:51,478 --> 00:24:56,223
I'll be introducing my new partner, Ray
Casanov, to the pleasures of a frog dog.
339
00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:59,275
Frog dog, Ray! Mmm, tasty!
340
00:25:00,111 --> 00:25:01,855
- Frog dog?
- Ribbet!
341
00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:05,573
Look at this. I'm moving
to Florida, I swear to God.
342
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:08,535
Get outta the way!
343
00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:11,698
I guess cops can drive
as fast as they want, huh?
344
00:25:14,876 --> 00:25:18,541
Look, Moss, let's get
on the same page here, OK?
345
00:25:18,671 --> 00:25:22,835
I'm sensing that you're not
completely happy with this situation.
346
00:25:22,967 --> 00:25:26,051
That's fine, OK? Cos I'm here
for one reason only.
347
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,842
You are the best. You're a heavyweight.
348
00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,464
You're a Yoda among cops.
349
00:25:32,518 --> 00:25:35,472
You know Yoda?
Little guy, big ears, real smart.
350
00:25:35,605 --> 00:25:39,649
So it doesn't matter what you think of me,
cos I have respect for you.
351
00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:41,898
And that is where I'm coming from.
352
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:46,654
Look, dickwad, I don't give
a rat's ass where you're coming from.
353
00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:49,985
- I just care about where you're going.
- Good, we're talking.
354
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,824
Where do I drop you off?
Where are you staying?
355
00:25:52,955 --> 00:25:55,244
- Give me a name.
- I'm staying with you.
356
00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:57,995
Maybe when my asshole
learns to chew gum.
357
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:02,338
- I thought this was arranged.
- Nobody arranged jackshit with me.
358
00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:06,842
You know, a lot of people would be
excited to have Nick Lang in their home.
359
00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:08,796
I'll drop you off at their place.
360
00:26:08,929 --> 00:26:10,340
- Listen.
- No!
361
00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:15,675
You listen, you egomaniacal cockroach!
362
00:26:15,811 --> 00:26:18,598
I got yanked off a case so
you could be a cop groupie...
363
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:20,853
...and now you wanna live in my house?
364
00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:25,360
I got a job to do. I don't have time for
anybody in my house, this car, my life...
365
00:26:25,487 --> 00:26:29,864
...who isn't a) a cop
or b) the Party Crasher. Got it?
366
00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:37,162
So that's what this is about.
You're still after this guy.
367
00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:40,706
Give me the name of a hotel or I bounce
your ass out at the next light.
368
00:26:40,836 --> 00:26:43,042
I dunno. Do you think
that's a good idea?
369
00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:46,006
I don't think Captain Brix
is gonna like it.
370
00:26:46,132 --> 00:26:50,213
I mean, us being separated,
you being back on the case.
371
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:52,670
Although I'm not
gonna mention anything...
372
00:26:52,806 --> 00:26:56,720
...because if you can't trust
your partner, who can you trust?
373
00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:19,408
- What is that?
- It's a rubber gun. I got it from props.
374
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,078
It'll help me get into character
until I get a gun.
375
00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,499
Great. Dickless Tracy.
376
00:27:35,431 --> 00:27:37,839
Hey, stay here.
377
00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:40,217
Hey, how come I can't come with you?
378
00:27:40,353 --> 00:27:42,392
Stay.
379
00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,225
I sit and roll over, too.
380
00:27:53,949 --> 00:27:56,156
Oh, man.
381
00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:58,906
Oh, this is beautiful.
382
00:28:00,081 --> 00:28:02,120
This is amazing.
383
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:08,619
Swish.
384
00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,547
OK... and tilt.
385
00:28:16,639 --> 00:28:18,263
And...
386
00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:19,421
Huh!
387
00:28:20,851 --> 00:28:22,476
I may have to kill you later.
388
00:28:24,813 --> 00:28:25,809
Hey.
389
00:28:25,939 --> 00:28:30,897
And I looked out, and he was
wearing a Mr T starter kit.
390
00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:36,148
You hear this crazy ho?
Yo, kill that dumb slut!
391
00:28:36,992 --> 00:28:37,988
Police!
392
00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:44,197
Get over there. Don't fuckin' move!
393
00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:49,494
Let's reacquaint ourselves.
I'm Lieutenant John Moss.
394
00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:54,042
For those of you with short attention
spans, you are the Dead Romeos.
395
00:28:54,176 --> 00:28:56,963
Not us, Lieutenant.
We a reading group.
396
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,631
- Shut up!
- Damn, man.
397
00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:06,143
Reading group, huh? These don't
look like the classics to me.
398
00:29:06,271 --> 00:29:08,976
Those are just shower gifts, homeboy.
399
00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:12,108
I ain't your homeboy, OK?
400
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:16,316
You wanna graduate
from high school, get decent jobs.
401
00:29:17,073 --> 00:29:20,240
Try white-collar crime,
that's where the real money is.
402
00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:23,654
OK, pop quiz.
There is a shooter out there.
403
00:29:23,788 --> 00:29:27,453
He's using hollow-point safety slugs
in a retooled. 475...
404
00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:29,707
...beefed-up gun barrel, laser sight.
405
00:29:30,211 --> 00:29:33,710
Kinda like the gun I took off
one of you shits at the B&K Liquors.
406
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,082
- It wasn't us, man.
- Shh.
407
00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:40,753
Yo, yo. I think the dude
thinks he's Babe Ruth.
408
00:29:41,889 --> 00:29:46,136
This is a custom-made gun. It takes
a specialist to make such a gun.
409
00:29:47,937 --> 00:29:49,977
- I need a name.
- We don't know nothin'.
410
00:29:50,106 --> 00:29:52,727
- Get outta the damn way!
- I'm sorry, man.
411
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,816
I couldn't hear that name with the TV.
412
00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,860
Joe Gunn is back in "Smoking Gunn II".
413
00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:02,441
Nick Lang is once again Joe Gunn
who hates bad guys, loves bad girls.
414
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:07,364
- Hey, Nick Lang. He's bad. Real bad!
- Nick Lang is a faggot.
415
00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:09,787
Yeah, I'm very into
environmental causes.
416
00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:13,452
I think a lot of people don't know this.
All of my movies...
417
00:30:13,587 --> 00:30:15,829
...are shot on biodegradable film stock.
418
00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:23,551
Hey, Ange. It's me, Nickie. Ange,
you're never gonna believe where I am.
419
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:28,473
No, not the Russian Tea Room.
Do me a favour, don't even guess.
420
00:30:28,602 --> 00:30:30,559
I'm in a ghetto.
421
00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:33,973
No, no, it's not a tour.
Ange, I'm with Moss.
422
00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:38,152
I'm already in the middle of a murder
investigation. Can you believe that?
423
00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:41,897
I'm gonna get this part. I'm soaking
this up. You gotta see this place.
424
00:30:42,032 --> 00:30:47,157
It's, like, the grit, the dirt, the crime,
the human drama - it's all around you.
425
00:30:47,287 --> 00:30:50,739
You can feel it in the air.
Hey! Hey! I need that phone!
426
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,908
I'm calling a cop. You know
there's a cop right inside there.
427
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,128
Come on.
428
00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,009
Shit.
429
00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:08,428
Just hang it up, OK? It's on my bill.
430
00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:09,554
Just... shit!
431
00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:12,182
Name, name. Come on, name.
432
00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:15,936
- Witherspoon.
- Are you crazy?
433
00:31:18,193 --> 00:31:20,731
Shut up! Shut up!
434
00:31:21,905 --> 00:31:26,152
- Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. Who?
- I said the dude's name is Witherspoon.
435
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,656
- Where?
- He moves around. Works out of a van.
436
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:32,619
- He sells guns, whatever kind you want.
- Moss!
437
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,539
John, I've been looking
all over for you.
438
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:39,168
They stole my cellular phone
and I think it mighta been a gang.
439
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,631
- Hi, guys. Sorry to interrupt.
- I told you to wait in the car.
440
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,798
- That kid looks just like Nick Lang.
- Only shorter, right?
441
00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:50,589
No, whiter.
442
00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:54,473
Look, John, I'm sorry. It's just
that they're real pissed off and...
443
00:31:54,604 --> 00:31:58,103
- I said wait in the car.
- Oh, great.
444
00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:00,563
Get down!
445
00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:05,645
Get off my foot!
446
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:17,497
- I don't see no blood.
- Ah, chill, man.
447
00:32:17,627 --> 00:32:18,622
Oh, shit!
448
00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:21,247
I got to find my...
449
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:27,210
I think I lost a contact out there.
450
00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,963
You told them I was in there? You led
'em to a rival gang, and to me?
451
00:32:31,098 --> 00:32:35,048
- I was trying to help.
- Don't help me. I had to call this in.
452
00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:36,431
10-4.
453
00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:39,183
Over a dozen cops are coming
and I gotta explain...
454
00:32:39,315 --> 00:32:41,936
...what you were doing
in a gang war, jackoff!
455
00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,356
Was that great?
I knew they were a gang.
456
00:32:44,486 --> 00:32:47,440
They had that kind of gang look.
I got a knack for this.
457
00:32:47,573 --> 00:32:51,357
You think you got a knack?
What was the licence plate of the car?
458
00:32:51,493 --> 00:32:55,277
That was, uh... a New York plate.
459
00:32:55,414 --> 00:32:57,453
They're blue, right?
460
00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,743
You notice something a little
different about our car?
461
00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:05,995
- They stole my bags!
- You shoulda locked 'em in the trunk.
462
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:09,217
You know, all my clothes were
in those bags. All my stuff!
463
00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:11,384
At least they didn't steal your rubber gun.
464
00:33:11,597 --> 00:33:13,922
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
465
00:33:14,057 --> 00:33:16,595
Look at this. Look at this.
466
00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:20,261
This could be a clue.
I think they're in this bar.
467
00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:24,730
- So?
- So you gotta go in there.
468
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:27,398
- You gotta get my stuff.
- "Gotta"?
469
00:33:30,031 --> 00:33:33,281
"Gotta"? Listen, Nick.
May I call you Nick?
470
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,616
I'd be happy to help
you with your problem...
471
00:33:35,745 --> 00:33:38,034
...but, first, you gotta fill out a form.
472
00:33:38,164 --> 00:33:42,328
Then I gotta get assigned to the case.
Then you gotta wait a few days, or weeks.
473
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:45,995
Fine. If that's the way
you wanna be about it, that's great.
474
00:33:46,131 --> 00:33:48,538
Don't worry about it.
I'll go in there.
475
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:51,759
- I'll get my stuff.
- I cannot wait.
476
00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:06,055
Gee, Moss, we gotta
stop meeting like this.
477
00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:09,857
Look, Benny. I'd appreciate it
if you left me out of the report.
478
00:34:09,988 --> 00:34:11,102
Hi, Grainy.
479
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:16,577
The captain might not like it, me getting
the new guy shot at on his first day.
480
00:34:16,702 --> 00:34:18,825
- Is that all he wouldn't like?
- What?
481
00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:23,249
If I didn't know you better, I'd say your
mind was still on the Party Crasher case.
482
00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:26,745
- It's a good thing you know me better.
- Yeah, good thing.
483
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,000
So where is Casanov?
484
00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:38,131
They didn't have 'em.
485
00:34:38,265 --> 00:34:40,305
And stay the fuck out!
486
00:34:40,434 --> 00:34:42,059
It's been a bad day.
487
00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:52,561
Look at the love boat.
488
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:07,209
You sure impound didn't have
anything more low-profile?
489
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:10,539
- Frog dog, Billy.
- I'll have a frog dog too, Billy.
490
00:35:21,642 --> 00:35:23,681
Hi, Bonnie. Is your mother home?
491
00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:26,432
No, this isn't Mr Tibor.
This is...
492
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:29,434
No, it's not Frankie either.
493
00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:33,895
No, it's not Alphonse. What are these?
Like, guys your mom works with?
494
00:35:34,738 --> 00:35:37,027
No, this is John Moss.
495
00:35:37,157 --> 00:35:39,529
Ah. Well... hello?
496
00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:45,203
OK, then I'll call
back later. OK, bye.
497
00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,543
- Yo, Bill.
- How ya doin', Lieutenant?
498
00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:59,131
Frog dog, huh!
499
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,969
Next time, invite the kid.
500
00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:06,599
- What?
- On your date.
501
00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:10,471
Bring the daughter along.
502
00:36:11,149 --> 00:36:14,019
I don't know what the hell
you're talkin' about.
503
00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:17,358
Oh, do you have any Grey Poupon?
504
00:36:19,616 --> 00:36:22,153
A single mother.
Daughter never had a dad.
505
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:25,162
Doesn't trust men,
especially ones around her mom.
506
00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:30,033
You wanna get next to this woman,
but you can't catch a break from the kid.
507
00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:32,415
I know, it's a gift.
508
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,457
Why would I wanna bring
the daughter along?
509
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:39,504
Never mind. What the hell
am I talking about this with you for?
510
00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:45,382
- Banzai!
- Konnichiwa.
511
00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:55,568
- Oh, Bill.
- Oh, Bill.
512
00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:58,821
Good stuff. You eat
like this all the time?
513
00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,897
Probably not the best idea...
514
00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:05,408
...from a health point of view.
515
00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,109
You know, if you...
516
00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:11,698
...be good to your bowels,
then they will be good to you.
517
00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:13,957
Your nutritionist, right?
518
00:37:14,086 --> 00:37:16,494
Do you want her number, John?
519
00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,792
Bravo, Bill!
520
00:37:21,051 --> 00:37:23,210
Oh, Bill, good.
521
00:37:39,987 --> 00:37:42,193
OK. Knock that shit off, all right?
522
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:44,647
It's like carrying a goddamn mirror around.
523
00:37:44,783 --> 00:37:48,234
Don't eat like me, don't sit like me,
and do not smoke like me.
524
00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:50,327
- I'm trying to quit, anyway.
- Me too.
525
00:37:50,455 --> 00:37:53,077
And don't quit like me either. All right?
526
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:57,206
- John, an actor's job is to...
- Lang, I don't care.
527
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,338
All right! Just stop!
528
00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:07,759
All right. OK.
529
00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:10,137
Tell me about the Party Crasher.
530
00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:14,596
What's this guy's programme?
He kills four people right in front of you?
531
00:38:14,729 --> 00:38:17,101
- What does it take to do that?
- The guy's nuts.
532
00:38:17,232 --> 00:38:21,443
Too many birds in his antenna. I dunno
what the hell it takes. He's crazy.
533
00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:25,270
- You ever kill anybody?
- Counting today?
534
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:30,319
John, my character kills a guy,
probably an innocent bystander.
535
00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,861
- I wanna know what that's like.
- You can't.
536
00:38:32,997 --> 00:38:35,998
Open up! I wanna know what it's like
to be inside your skin.
537
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:39,079
I don't want you inside my skin!
538
00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:41,916
It's private. What's in there
belongs to me.
539
00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:46,793
You won't learn what it means to be a cop
by eating hot dogs and asking questions.
540
00:38:46,969 --> 00:38:51,216
We live this job. It's something
we are, not something we do.
541
00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:54,599
When a cop walks up to a car
and has to give a speeding ticket...
542
00:38:54,727 --> 00:38:58,096
...he knows he may have to kill someone
or be killed himself.
543
00:38:58,231 --> 00:39:02,180
That's not something you step into
by strapping on a rubber gun.
544
00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:05,901
You go back to your million-dollar house,
your bimbos and blow jobs.
545
00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:08,106
You get 17 takes to get it right.
546
00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:11,450
We get one take.
It lasts our whole lives.
547
00:39:11,577 --> 00:39:13,451
We mess it up and we're dead.
548
00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:20,244
Fuck, was that great! I'm so...
549
00:39:20,377 --> 00:39:25,882
Look, John. Can you just do
that one more time for me? Please?
550
00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:28,256
John! Oh, well.
551
00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:31,503
John Moss, meaning of life.
552
00:39:32,806 --> 00:39:34,846
John!
553
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,803
Fourth squad lieutenant. Homicide
in the churchyard. Party Crasher MO.
554
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,820
Stay here.
555
00:40:05,964 --> 00:40:08,122
- What have you got?
- Same story.
556
00:40:08,258 --> 00:40:12,801
The prick called to say he's coming. The
guy in the church figures it's a crank call.
557
00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:16,713
None of our guys ever had a shot at him.
Some crank call, huh?
558
00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:19,341
What do we know about the victim?
How ya doing?
559
00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:23,557
Neighbourhood transvestite,
entertainer, singer. Never had a chance.
560
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,857
- Still no line on the killer?
- What's this prick doin' here?
561
00:40:27,235 --> 00:40:29,275
Looks like he's got you turned around.
562
00:40:29,654 --> 00:40:32,227
- Hey...
- Hey, go tie your dick in a knot!
563
00:40:32,365 --> 00:40:35,319
Benny, can you write this up?
What's with you?
564
00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:37,740
I can't believe he'd kill in broad daylight.
565
00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:40,278
He's a hambone like you,
he craves attention.
566
00:40:40,415 --> 00:40:43,285
Know what a hambone
hates more than anything else?
567
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:45,991
- What's that?
- A bad review.
568
00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,755
Hey, Frank! Frank!
569
00:40:52,468 --> 00:40:56,798
You want an interview? You got it.
Make sure you get a shot of that body.
570
00:40:56,931 --> 00:41:00,845
Lieutenant Moss. So, what's your
assessment of this Party Crasher?
571
00:41:00,977 --> 00:41:03,931
You don't need a shrink to tell
you he's a raving psycho.
572
00:41:04,063 --> 00:41:06,186
Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.
573
00:41:06,315 --> 00:41:09,565
I doubt he's got the equipment
for it. He's probably a pervert.
574
00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:12,399
What is your assessment
of this Party Crasher?
575
00:41:12,530 --> 00:41:15,235
You don't need a shrink to tell
you he's a raving psycho.
576
00:41:15,366 --> 00:41:17,655
Come to think of it,
he may not even be a man.
577
00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:21,735
I doubt he has the right equipment
for it. He's probably a pervert.
578
00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:26,036
Whoever he is, he is gutless, he is
pathetic, and when his luck runs out...
579
00:41:26,168 --> 00:41:29,205
...I am gonna be on him like
a bum on a baloney sandwich.
580
00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,002
You got that, you chickenshit,
wherever you are?
581
00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:34,458
That's a promise from me to you.
582
00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,958
...me to you.
583
00:41:36,512 --> 00:41:37,543
...me to you.
584
00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:39,170
...me to you.
585
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,594
...me to you.
586
00:41:41,016 --> 00:41:42,012
Me to you.
587
00:41:42,476 --> 00:41:43,756
Me to you.
588
00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:45,889
Me to you.
589
00:41:54,154 --> 00:41:57,025
Whoa. Look at this.
590
00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:00,617
- When's your housekeeper coming?
- My what?
591
00:42:00,744 --> 00:42:02,072
Well, you know.
592
00:42:02,204 --> 00:42:04,742
You think cops live in filth,
like in the movies?
593
00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:08,159
No, it's just that
you gotta admit, John...
594
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:12,207
...filth has a certain
reality to it, a certain edge.
595
00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:16,171
Not that this doesn't. I mean,
this is very fresh, very unexpected.
596
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:17,926
Hey, you play piano?
597
00:42:24,601 --> 00:42:28,302
Look who's back in town.
Where there's fire, there's smoke.
598
00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:29,517
Where there's smoke...
599
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,973
You know the high part?
600
00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:34,599
My dad played.
601
00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:37,144
Ah! Now that's what I mean.
602
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,989
Cop's dad plays piano.
That's a great notion. I love that.
603
00:42:42,118 --> 00:42:45,902
It's got its own reality,
its own authenticity.
604
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:48,411
- It's very unexpected...
- It's my life.
605
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:52,160
Too bad I can't use it.
Nobody'd believe it.
606
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:58,508
Hey, look at this. Got my
billboard down the street.
607
00:42:58,635 --> 00:43:01,838
Good. You'll be sleeping
close to the one you love.
608
00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:05,091
Hi, Nickie.
How are you? It's Stacy.
609
00:43:05,224 --> 00:43:06,968
Stacy?
610
00:43:07,101 --> 00:43:10,055
Stacy? You gave out
my number at home?
611
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:14,600
Hey, John... People find me
wherever I go. It's like a curse.
612
00:43:14,734 --> 00:43:17,272
Do you think I like
not having any privacy?
613
00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:19,487
Bye-bye now.
614
00:43:19,614 --> 00:43:22,235
Hi, Nickie, it's me.
I'd love to get together.
615
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,991
Hi, Nickie, it's Roger.
616
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,405
- Roger. I knew it.
- Hi, Nickie, it's Francine.
617
00:43:27,663 --> 00:43:29,905
Remember me from the Ramada Inn?
618
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,580
God! Whoa! Francine, she's got a sister...
619
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,916
The Ramada Inn? Jesus!
620
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,619
- Thank you, John.
- Hi, it's Susan.
621
00:43:37,757 --> 00:43:39,963
Susan! Oh, shit.
622
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:45,178
Hi, it's Susan. You didn't call so
I'm calling to remind you about...
623
00:43:45,306 --> 00:43:47,263
We were supposed to be at Sal's...
624
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:49,597
...for pizza at 8.00.
... for pizza at 8.00.
625
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,766
Oh, man!
626
00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,387
Jesus!
627
00:43:54,523 --> 00:43:55,898
All right, bye.
628
00:43:56,025 --> 00:43:58,148
Good hands, buddy!
Put it up!
629
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,854
Put it up! Come on!
630
00:44:00,696 --> 00:44:02,735
Yeah!
631
00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:17,666
John Moss. The private side.
632
00:44:17,796 --> 00:44:20,204
What have we got here? Bill.
633
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:22,380
Con Ed.
634
00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:26,676
Huh? A little over
on your Mastercard, John.
635
00:44:27,681 --> 00:44:31,132
In the fridge we got
three beers, domestic...
636
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:34,968
...baking soda,
some kind of mystery meat.
637
00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,896
Whoa!
638
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:41,816
Some very old cheese. Lacking in vitamins
B, C and E. Explains the temper, John.
639
00:44:43,864 --> 00:44:46,781
Closet. Socks - green, black.
640
00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:51,569
Gun. Gun?
641
00:44:56,918 --> 00:44:58,958
It's my life.
642
00:45:02,173 --> 00:45:04,213
It's my life.
643
00:45:08,346 --> 00:45:11,513
No shit, punk. It's my life!
644
00:45:12,475 --> 00:45:15,678
- What's the matter? Find a split end?
- I've been counting.
645
00:45:15,812 --> 00:45:19,097
You have seven different
facial expressions.
646
00:45:21,484 --> 00:45:25,398
So, a date, huh? It'd be an education
to see what you're like with a woman.
647
00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:27,985
A situation fraught
with sexual tension.
648
00:45:28,533 --> 00:45:31,368
Don't suppose you wanna
make it a threesome, huh?
649
00:45:31,744 --> 00:45:34,531
Eight facial expressions.
Nine. Ten. Wow!
650
00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:38,250
I'll tell you what. I don't
have to go. I'll just...
651
00:45:38,376 --> 00:45:42,836
Do what you do in Hollywood.
Rum drinks, fern bar, gerbil racing.
652
00:45:44,423 --> 00:45:48,836
Take that gun out of your pants before
you shoot your dick off. Gerbil racing!
653
00:46:08,822 --> 00:46:11,313
- So, what are we getting?
- I dunno.
654
00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:14,367
You wanna share an extra large,
everything on it?
655
00:46:14,495 --> 00:46:17,033
- You like anchovies?
- I...
656
00:46:17,748 --> 00:46:20,618
...hate... love anchovies.
They're my favourite part.
657
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:23,040
- I hate them.
- Right. OK, good.
658
00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:26,621
Why don't we get a pizza
half with anchovies, half without?
659
00:46:26,757 --> 00:46:28,880
Sometimes they slide to the other side.
660
00:46:29,009 --> 00:46:31,880
That's only when the cook
forgets to kill them first.
661
00:46:33,555 --> 00:46:38,431
- You haven't told us how you got hurt.
- A little accident on the job.
662
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,937
A little accident?
This is our third date, our fourth date.
663
00:46:43,065 --> 00:46:47,062
You know everything about me. You know
where I was born, about my parents...
664
00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:50,313
...the names of Bonnie's teachers...
- How much you weigh.
665
00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:54,147
How much I weigh. And I know you're
a cop who hates to talk about himself.
666
00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:56,989
I don't hate to talk about myself.
667
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,614
- Yeah, you do.
- Yeah, I do.
668
00:46:58,747 --> 00:47:00,870
So I tell you what.
669
00:47:00,999 --> 00:47:04,368
We're not saying a word until
you tell us something personal.
670
00:47:04,502 --> 00:47:07,706
Something you love,
something you hate.
671
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:11,290
- Something I hate.
- John? John Moss!
672
00:47:11,593 --> 00:47:16,053
Unbelievable. You and me, same place.
What are the odds of that happening?
673
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,138
They say New York's a big town.
674
00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:21,018
Somebody told me
that Sal's had great pizza...
675
00:47:21,144 --> 00:47:24,014
...and I figured it was
either here or the sushi bar.
676
00:47:24,147 --> 00:47:26,768
I hate those drunken sushis.
677
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:30,233
You must be Bonnie.
John said you had a great laugh.
678
00:47:30,361 --> 00:47:32,568
Susan, hi. Ray Casanov, John's partner.
679
00:47:32,697 --> 00:47:35,449
Nice to meet the woman who
turned this big lug's head.
680
00:47:35,575 --> 00:47:37,651
You know, you look just like Nick Lang.
681
00:47:37,785 --> 00:47:41,071
You think so?
Do you like Nick Lang?
682
00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:43,827
I used to when I was little.
I like Mel Gibson now.
683
00:47:45,918 --> 00:47:47,994
I love him. I love Mel Gibson.
684
00:47:48,296 --> 00:47:51,747
- Moss? I got a table ready for you.
- Great.
685
00:47:51,883 --> 00:47:55,049
Great to see you, Ray.
You're probably headed the other way.
686
00:47:55,177 --> 00:47:58,381
- Do you wanna eat with us?
- No, he couldn't.
687
00:47:58,514 --> 00:48:02,013
No, I spend all day with John.
I'm his partner...
688
00:48:30,129 --> 00:48:31,920
Crash.
689
00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:34,919
Crash, crash, crash.
690
00:48:37,386 --> 00:48:40,387
Wherever you are,
that's a promise from me to you.
691
00:48:40,597 --> 00:48:43,219
You to me. You to me, huh?
692
00:48:43,809 --> 00:48:45,303
...me to you.
693
00:48:45,644 --> 00:48:46,842
...me to you.
694
00:48:47,271 --> 00:48:48,681
...me to you.
695
00:48:48,814 --> 00:48:50,522
You to me. No, me to you!
696
00:48:50,691 --> 00:48:54,142
- ... me to you.
- Me to you!
697
00:48:54,277 --> 00:48:55,736
...me to you.
698
00:49:02,536 --> 00:49:05,406
# Shame on you, you cried in bed
699
00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:09,123
# Shame on you, you told a lie
700
00:49:09,376 --> 00:49:12,579
# Big girls don't cry
701
00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:15,168
- Everybody!
- # Big girls...
702
00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:18,373
# Don't cry-ay-ay
703
00:49:18,510 --> 00:49:20,419
# They don't cry
704
00:49:20,553 --> 00:49:22,879
Come on, John. Come on, come on.
705
00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:25,932
Sing along. Did you forget the words?
706
00:49:26,059 --> 00:49:27,636
# An alibi
707
00:49:27,852 --> 00:49:33,060
I tell ya, I went nuts. I wanted to take her,
right there in the office on the desk.
708
00:49:33,399 --> 00:49:35,558
Is that the one from payroll with the jugs?
709
00:49:35,735 --> 00:49:38,440
I get a world-class woody
every time I go down there.
710
00:49:40,031 --> 00:49:42,273
Hey, guys. We got some ladies here.
711
00:49:42,492 --> 00:49:46,821
- Bet that's a first!
- John, it's OK. Forget about it.
712
00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:51,533
- It's not OK. Your daughter's here.
- Don't worry. I know what a woody is.
713
00:49:52,335 --> 00:49:56,748
- How do you know what a woody is?
- Why don't we move to another table?
714
00:49:56,881 --> 00:50:00,582
- Hey, guys, keep it down.
- Man, keep this down!
715
00:50:00,718 --> 00:50:03,291
Jay! You faggot! You homo...
716
00:50:03,429 --> 00:50:04,425
Excuse me.
717
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:07,595
- Hey!
- Hey, what's your problem?
718
00:50:07,808 --> 00:50:09,848
What did you say?
719
00:50:12,271 --> 00:50:14,098
John, just forget about it!
720
00:50:14,231 --> 00:50:16,271
Hey, asshole! Sit down!
721
00:50:22,782 --> 00:50:25,652
- Get on the table.
- Break his face!
722
00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:30,240
This is ridiculous.
Come here! Hey, leave him alone.
723
00:50:31,457 --> 00:50:35,751
- I would sit down.
- I said, sit down!
724
00:50:35,878 --> 00:50:38,583
It's all right, folks. I'm a police officer.
725
00:50:38,714 --> 00:50:40,837
Ray, show 'em your badge.
726
00:50:41,133 --> 00:50:44,549
Oh. NYPD. NYPD.
727
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,883
And call Midtown.
Tell 'em it's a 10-85.
728
00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:50,257
Can we go now?
I think Bonnie's seen enough.
729
00:50:50,976 --> 00:50:52,601
John, get the check.
730
00:50:52,728 --> 00:50:55,397
Hey, get down there!
Put your hands on the table.
731
00:50:55,522 --> 00:50:58,808
- I gotta go to the precinct.
- Can't Ray do that?
732
00:50:58,984 --> 00:51:00,811
Put your hands on the table.
733
00:51:00,944 --> 00:51:04,776
- No, he can't.
- All right, maybe he can escort us home.
734
00:51:06,783 --> 00:51:09,987
- Hey! Susan!
- It was great!
735
00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:11,863
Susan.
736
00:51:29,681 --> 00:51:32,219
- Hey, they got home OK.
- Oh, it's you.
737
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,888
Sorry about Sal's.
I was gonna meet 'em and leave.
738
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,893
I had no idea they'd ask me to stay.
739
00:51:37,022 --> 00:51:40,307
She's nice, Susan. So's Bonnie.
Decided to take her along, huh?
740
00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:42,600
- She hates me.
- Buy her a pony.
741
00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:46,354
- I'm talking about Susan.
- So buy her a horse.
742
00:51:46,489 --> 00:51:48,114
Hey, can I get a beer?
743
00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:51,776
Susan doesn't hate you.
She's just gettin' to know you.
744
00:51:52,537 --> 00:51:54,909
You gotta... Can I offer
you a little advice?
745
00:51:55,039 --> 00:51:57,495
No, you can't. No. No. No.
746
00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:02,878
Loosen up a little bit, OK?
Seriously. Just... let her in.
747
00:52:03,006 --> 00:52:05,579
- Bare your soul a little.
- Hollywood horseshit.
748
00:52:05,717 --> 00:52:07,756
Where'd you get that last one from?
749
00:52:07,885 --> 00:52:10,008
I can help you, John. I'm serious.
750
00:52:11,889 --> 00:52:14,760
I got it. Pretend I'm Susan.
751
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,427
- What?
- Go with me. This is what I do.
752
00:52:18,563 --> 00:52:20,685
I pretend I'm other people.
753
00:52:20,815 --> 00:52:24,682
If you loosen up a little bit,
you might learn something.
754
00:52:24,819 --> 00:52:26,942
Now, I'm Susan. You're John.
755
00:52:27,071 --> 00:52:29,740
No, you're sick and I'm thirsty.
756
00:52:29,865 --> 00:52:32,866
OK, maybe I can get us started here.
757
00:52:43,879 --> 00:52:45,255
Well?
758
00:52:48,884 --> 00:52:51,422
Well, what?
759
00:52:51,553 --> 00:52:55,717
Talk to me, John.
Tell me what I wanna hear.
760
00:52:55,849 --> 00:52:57,889
Get away from me. Who is this guy?
761
00:52:58,018 --> 00:53:01,932
See? You never talk to me.
You always keep me at a distance.
762
00:53:02,064 --> 00:53:04,733
You treat me like a princess
that you can't touch.
763
00:53:04,858 --> 00:53:06,898
Well, maybe I wanna be touched, John.
764
00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:09,814
- Hey, hey.
- Maybe I wanna be manhandled.
765
00:53:09,947 --> 00:53:12,438
This is crazy.
Don't do this to me here, OK?
766
00:53:12,574 --> 00:53:16,786
- Other men can talk to me.
- What other men? What other men?
767
00:53:16,912 --> 00:53:19,829
- Can I get a Dubonnet, please?
- Is she seeing other men?
768
00:53:19,957 --> 00:53:22,744
- See how he wants to talk?
- Listen, Lang.
769
00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:24,251
- Lang!
- Susan.
770
00:53:24,378 --> 00:53:26,536
- Whoever.
- Susan.
771
00:53:27,130 --> 00:53:29,704
Is she seeing other men?
772
00:53:29,841 --> 00:53:33,175
Frankie? Alphonse? Hm?
773
00:53:33,303 --> 00:53:35,972
Mr Tibor? Come on. Who? Come on.
774
00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:37,844
Susan.
775
00:54:00,663 --> 00:54:02,122
Su...
776
00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:05,034
Sss...
777
00:54:09,672 --> 00:54:13,540
Susan. Susan.
778
00:54:19,474 --> 00:54:22,558
- Yes, John?
- Is she...
779
00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:28,608
Are you seeing other men?
780
00:54:31,861 --> 00:54:33,900
No, John. It's only you.
781
00:54:34,197 --> 00:54:37,316
That's why it's so hard.
I want you, John.
782
00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,322
But you just won't let me in.
783
00:54:40,453 --> 00:54:43,288
- Thank you.
- Just a little...
784
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:49,543
- Ridiculous.
- I thought you were quitting for me.
785
00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:52,422
- This is too strange.
- I'll tell you what's strange.
786
00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:56,795
That somebody so strong
isn't confident in who he is.
787
00:54:56,927 --> 00:55:00,296
- That's bullshit!
- Don't take that tone with me.
788
00:55:01,223 --> 00:55:05,552
- Look... honey.
- Honey's good.
789
00:55:05,686 --> 00:55:10,846
Ever since my divorce, yes, every time
I get serious about a woman, I get scared.
790
00:55:10,983 --> 00:55:14,648
- How many women have there been?
- None, except for my wife.
791
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,103
- And me.
- And you. I mean, not you...
792
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,110
So how do you know you
get scared every time?
793
00:55:21,910 --> 00:55:25,860
This is just like a woman. You turn it
around, give it a twist, you stick it in.
794
00:55:25,998 --> 00:55:29,449
God! You know what?
I am outta here.
795
00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:32,254
Bye. Keep your little Dubonnet.
I'm gone.
796
00:55:36,508 --> 00:55:38,548
Ah, men.
797
00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,370
You son of a bitch!
798
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,377
You son of a bitch!
799
00:56:22,929 --> 00:56:27,507
I can't even go to the bathroom!
800
00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:53,830
Mr Witherspoon?
801
00:56:55,628 --> 00:56:57,870
Not looking for the repeat
customers, huh?
802
00:56:58,089 --> 00:57:00,924
Ohh! Givin' me a hard-on, here.
803
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:05,676
Try skippin' a few meals. Somewhere,
there's a small country going hungry.
804
00:57:06,514 --> 00:57:09,265
What's the matter with this guy?
Cat got your tongue?
805
00:57:09,517 --> 00:57:14,309
We don't know who got it. Got bit
off in a street fight last year.
806
00:57:14,438 --> 00:57:16,514
He won.
807
00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,980
- That's my daughter.
- She's beautiful.
808
00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:24,231
Thank you. She's with me once a month.
809
00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:28,691
- Likes to play while I do business.
- Speaking of business...
810
00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:31,199
Speaking of business.
811
00:57:31,330 --> 00:57:35,280
Our mutual friend indicated to you
that I'm looking for a bored-out. 45...
812
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:39,000
...that can't be traced, something
that won't blow up in my hands.
813
00:57:39,129 --> 00:57:43,791
I can't help you.
I don't know nothin' from guns.
814
00:57:43,926 --> 00:57:46,677
- Right.
- This man sounds like a cop.
815
00:57:46,803 --> 00:57:51,264
Cop! Why? Cos I don't like being fondled
in public by some fat guy with a crush?
816
00:57:51,725 --> 00:57:53,931
It's a joke.
817
00:57:54,061 --> 00:57:57,476
I got money, plenty of
money, Mr Witherspoon. I got...
818
00:58:02,569 --> 00:58:05,653
Hey! Mr Witherspoon, look.
No, no. It's just...
819
00:58:06,490 --> 00:58:08,529
I got nowhere else to turn.
820
00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:11,989
There's this guy. He's all over me.
821
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,828
It's a friggin' nightmare.
822
00:58:13,955 --> 00:58:15,995
He's forced his way into my life.
823
00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:19,244
He's told me, face-to-face,
that he wants to be me.
824
00:58:19,377 --> 00:58:23,327
He moved into my apartment,
moved into my house, moved into my job.
825
00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:25,920
What's next? You know? My old lady?
826
00:58:26,468 --> 00:58:31,213
I know it. Everywhere I look,
I see his smiling face.
827
00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:35,427
I turn on the goddamn TV and I hear his
voice, ya-ta-ta-ta, at me all the time!
828
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,854
You gotta help me. I have got
to get rid of this guy. Please?
829
00:58:40,982 --> 00:58:42,606
Passionate man!
830
00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:46,939
- Watch Julie for me.
- Thank you.
831
00:58:51,868 --> 00:58:53,907
Oh, come to Papa.
832
00:58:58,332 --> 00:59:00,705
Oh, no!
833
00:59:10,136 --> 00:59:12,674
- Moss?
- Hi. It's Susan.
834
00:59:12,805 --> 00:59:14,596
- Oh, hi, Susan.
- Is John home?
835
00:59:14,724 --> 00:59:18,139
- No. No, John's not here.
- Maybe later he'll be home.
836
00:59:18,269 --> 00:59:20,392
No.
837
00:59:20,521 --> 00:59:23,356
No, I... I'm not quite sure.
838
00:59:23,482 --> 00:59:26,685
- Do you think we could have lunch?
- Lunch? Me and you?
839
00:59:26,819 --> 00:59:29,939
- Yeah, you and me.
- Susan, that would be... that'd be great.
840
00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:32,528
- OK, good. 12.00?
- Yeah.
841
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,367
Right. Got it. OK, I'll be there.
842
00:59:36,495 --> 00:59:38,404
Uh-huh.
843
00:59:38,706 --> 00:59:44,376
If I'm not still handcuffed
to the goddamn sofaaaaa!
844
00:59:52,386 --> 00:59:54,793
I have to be careful.
845
00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:56,757
You understand.
846
00:59:56,890 --> 01:00:00,804
The police frown on the guns I make.
847
01:00:01,395 --> 01:00:03,683
People have occasionally used them...
848
01:00:03,814 --> 01:00:08,108
...for socially irresponsible acts,
but what am I supposed to do?
849
01:00:08,235 --> 01:00:10,358
Exactly.
850
01:00:10,487 --> 01:00:11,767
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
851
01:00:11,988 --> 01:00:15,903
This is it. This is
just what I was looking for.
852
01:00:16,034 --> 01:00:18,027
It is a beautiful gun.
853
01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:21,613
Oh, by the way, remember
when I said I wasn't a cop?
854
01:00:22,249 --> 01:00:25,368
I was acting. Not bad, huh? No training.
855
01:00:25,835 --> 01:00:28,124
Can you believe people get paid for that?
856
01:00:28,255 --> 01:00:30,247
Don't even think about it!
857
01:00:30,382 --> 01:00:33,501
You made a gun like this
with a laser sight, for someone else.
858
01:00:33,635 --> 01:00:36,552
Tall guy, muscular build.
You're gonna help me find him.
859
01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:40,180
- What did he do?
- He's been blowing holes in people.
860
01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:43,218
- The Party Crasher?
- Where is he now?
861
01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:48,061
I didn't know. He meets me.
862
01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:51,143
Gives me some design specs.
863
01:00:51,653 --> 01:00:55,567
I do 'em. I figure he was a gun fanatic.
864
01:00:56,074 --> 01:01:00,367
He's waiting for a gun
I got now in the shop.
865
01:01:00,787 --> 01:01:03,823
Well, you're gonna meet him
tomorrow. You got it?
866
01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,453
O... O... OK.
867
01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:16,377
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's just been one of those mornings.
868
01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:20,010
- Couldn't get out of bed?
- No. I mean, no.
869
01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:24,718
No, I just... just busy down at
the precinct. You know, this and that.
870
01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:27,848
- Did you order?
- Yeah. I didn't know if you were coming.
871
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:32,144
It's all right.
I'll just find something real quick here.
872
01:01:32,276 --> 01:01:34,316
All right. OK. Excuse me. Oh!
873
01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:39,482
I, uh... took this perp in this morning...
874
01:01:39,617 --> 01:01:46,449
...and I lost the key down a drain
after I un-cuffed him.
875
01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:51,578
OK. Can I have the number six, with
romaine instead of iceberg lettuce...
876
01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,666
...sprouts if they're fresh,
and a mustard vinaigrette?
877
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:57,633
No. You can have
what's on the menu, though.
878
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,045
- Can I have an Evian with lemon?
- I got tap water with ice.
879
01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:04,421
Fine.
880
01:02:05,767 --> 01:02:10,679
The reason I asked you
here is... well, is John.
881
01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:16,142
- You guys are pretty close, right?
- Oh, yeah. Course.
882
01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:18,650
You might say John's been
a role model for me.
883
01:02:19,781 --> 01:02:23,281
On our first date, I thought
"Wow, who is this guy?"
884
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:29,247
He was so attentive, he was so giving
and he was such a good listener...
885
01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:33,502
...but by the 2nd and 3rd date, I thought
"I wish this guy would loosen up...
886
01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:35,585
...maybe talk about himself. "
887
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,754
Maybe he's just not interested.
888
01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:40,960
- Oh, he is.
- Yeah?
889
01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,763
Susan, believe me.
890
01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:47,589
See, I just met you. How come I
feel closer to you than I do to him?
891
01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:49,517
Well, that's...
892
01:02:49,644 --> 01:02:53,013
- We haven't even slept together yet.
- Well, no, I...
893
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,777
I want to.
894
01:03:00,363 --> 01:03:04,147
I used to have this speech
impediment. I couldn't say no.
895
01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,609
Bonnie cured me of that.
She cured me of a lot of things.
896
01:03:08,454 --> 01:03:10,494
Never thought I'd date a cop.
897
01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,790
What's it like?
898
01:03:17,046 --> 01:03:19,917
It's kinda hard to put into words.
899
01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:25,800
I mean, we live this job.
900
01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,097
It's something we are,
not something we do.
901
01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:35,059
You can't become a cop by strappin'
on a gun and ridin' around all day.
902
01:03:35,189 --> 01:03:38,225
When a cop walks up to
give someone a speeding ticket...
903
01:03:38,359 --> 01:03:41,942
...he knows he might have
to kill someone, or be killed himself.
904
01:03:42,071 --> 01:03:46,365
People think this job is like in the movies,
where you get 17 takes to get it right.
905
01:03:46,492 --> 01:03:50,110
We get one take... and
it lasts our whole lives.
906
01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,661
We mess it up...
907
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:55,748
...and we're dead!
908
01:03:57,878 --> 01:03:59,787
Wow.
909
01:03:59,964 --> 01:04:04,211
I wish John would express himself
like that. You know, like... mm!
910
01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:07,382
I'm sorry. I just get...
911
01:04:13,685 --> 01:04:16,141
It's nice having a police escort home.
912
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:24,398
- You like kids?
- Yeah, yeah.
913
01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:28,776
Kids are great. They're like little people.
914
01:04:30,452 --> 01:04:33,702
You were a big hit
with Bonnie last night.
915
01:04:33,830 --> 01:04:35,870
Well, Bonnie's great.
916
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:40,499
Susan, listen.
917
01:04:41,129 --> 01:04:44,545
This isn't right. OK? I know where
this is going and it's all wrong.
918
01:04:44,674 --> 01:04:47,510
- What's all wrong?
- It happens to me all the time.
919
01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:51,764
But it's best if we drop it now,
put it behind us, and nobody'll get hurt.
920
01:04:51,890 --> 01:04:54,013
- Ray, I don't...
- I don't know what it is.
921
01:04:54,142 --> 01:04:57,891
Maybe it's cos I look like Nick Lang.
Women go for that boyish type...
922
01:04:58,021 --> 01:05:01,686
...but it's not fair to John.
- Ray, wait a minute. Did you think...
923
01:05:01,816 --> 01:05:03,975
I mean, this isn't about you...
924
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:06,862
I mean, you don't think
I'm attracted to you?
925
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:09,234
You know.
926
01:05:09,365 --> 01:05:12,699
No, no. Come on.
You attracted to me?
927
01:05:13,328 --> 01:05:17,740
- No. Why would you be attracted to me?
- I'm sorry.
928
01:05:17,874 --> 01:05:20,412
Of course, maybe if you got
to know me better.
929
01:05:28,926 --> 01:05:31,500
- What we got here?
- Leave her alone!
930
01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:34,797
Don't worry. Shh. He's a cop.
931
01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:36,095
Ray?
932
01:05:36,225 --> 01:05:39,143
- It's not my jurisdiction.
- You gotta do something.
933
01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:42,639
Transit cops get bent out of shape
if you butt in on their busts.
934
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,691
This is useless junk, Grandma!
What else you got?
935
01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:49,152
- Move over, doll.
- Stop it!
936
01:05:50,072 --> 01:05:52,112
- Ray!
- Leave her alone!
937
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:56,116
- Give me my purse!
- Where's the cash? Check the money.
938
01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:59,371
- Ray, you gotta stop them!
- All right. OK.
939
01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,450
All right, hold it right there. NYPD.
940
01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:06,036
Hey, fuck off, pig!
941
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,005
What'd you say?
942
01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:13,133
Shit!
943
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:16,968
Holy shit.
Let's get the fuck outta here!
944
01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:19,098
Are you a cop or aren't you?
945
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,120
All right. You're under arrest!
946
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,872
You pig!
947
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:56,426
Oh, shit! Where the fuck are we?
948
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,005
Let's get the fuck outta here!
949
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,884
- Freeze!
- Die, pig!
950
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,725
What am I doing?
951
01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,100
What're you...
952
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,227
Get outta here!
953
01:07:20,412 --> 01:07:21,574
Motherfucker!
954
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,282
Somebody call a cop!
955
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,249
I mean, another cop besides me.
956
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:36,087
It could be a hostage
situation. Be cool.
957
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,835
- Come on, let's go!
- We gotta get out of here.
958
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,631
Shoot him already!
959
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,594
Don't make me use this!
960
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:53,605
Ray's pinned down and he won't shoot
cos of the people standing around.
961
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,111
Ray?
962
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,815
Get her outta here.
963
01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,911
- What are you doing?
- Damn! Fuckin' locked!
964
01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,203
He's out of bullets.
965
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,247
He's out of bullets!
966
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:13,251
Then go get him.
967
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:27,347
Police report'll look
better with your name on it, John.
968
01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,305
Damn it!
969
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,723
Come on, come on!
970
01:08:42,534 --> 01:08:44,610
- Kill him now!
- Fuck.
971
01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:51,166
Shit! Step back, motherfucker!
I'm gonna blow your head off!
972
01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:56,203
Step back. I'm not jokin'.
973
01:09:16,067 --> 01:09:18,107
Thanks for the warning.
974
01:09:20,405 --> 01:09:23,489
Up against the wall
and keep your mouth shut!
975
01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:27,364
Boy, I could've done that.
976
01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:32,915
- I was right. No bullets.
- You were wrong.
977
01:09:35,962 --> 01:09:38,120
Misfire. We'll talk later.
978
01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:44,714
I better get this job.
979
01:09:44,846 --> 01:09:47,004
Oh, Ray, what happened? You OK?
980
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,547
- I'm fine.
- Can I talk to my partner?
981
01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:53,931
What the hell's going on? Coincidence?
You wanted to see a New York subway...
982
01:09:54,063 --> 01:09:56,471
...and you happened to be
on the one Susan was on!
983
01:09:56,607 --> 01:09:58,730
- I invited him to lunch.
- You what?
984
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,351
- I can explain.
- You don't have to.
985
01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:05,485
First you bust up our date. Then
you're having lunch with my girlfriend!
986
01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:07,823
Oh, cut the jealousy bit.
You got no right.
987
01:10:07,994 --> 01:10:11,160
Take a few pointers from Ray.
He knows how to deal with people.
988
01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:13,738
And from what I saw,
he's probably a better cop.
989
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:18,204
While you were probably trashing pizza
parlours, he was dealing with real felons...
990
01:10:18,337 --> 01:10:20,294
...without losing his head.
991
01:10:20,423 --> 01:10:21,668
Goodbye. Call me.
992
01:10:21,882 --> 01:10:25,548
I can't believe you just...
You just kissed him? You kissed his face?
993
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:28,341
And where are my handcuffs?
I have to pay for those!
994
01:10:28,472 --> 01:10:33,893
I wanted to talk to you about that.
Why would you handcuff me to the bed?
995
01:10:34,019 --> 01:10:37,887
I was good in there, John. Seriously.
We were major cojones!
996
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,484
So what is this? What? What?!
997
01:10:43,654 --> 01:10:47,604
I know. OK. I left him on his own.
Guilty as charged, sir.
998
01:10:47,741 --> 01:10:51,869
But... the guy's OK, right?
Not that that's any excuse.
999
01:10:51,996 --> 01:10:56,456
You won't like that this happened while
I was working on the Party Crasher case.
1000
01:10:56,583 --> 01:11:00,284
But before you say what you have
every right to say, listen to this.
1001
01:11:00,421 --> 01:11:03,374
I know where the Party Crasher's
gonna be tomorrow.
1002
01:11:03,507 --> 01:11:08,383
If we get every available car, call the
shots ourselves, we can drop him cold!
1003
01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:11,302
- How?
- He's gonna pick up a gun tomorrow.
1004
01:11:11,431 --> 01:11:14,219
We get there first. OK?
1005
01:11:18,897 --> 01:11:21,649
Get Pooley, Grainy
and anybody else you can round up.
1006
01:11:21,775 --> 01:11:23,851
Captain, thank you. OK, great!
1007
01:11:24,569 --> 01:11:27,855
- Now I get rid of Nick Lang...
- No, Moss, you stay with Lang...
1008
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:30,741
...and you do what I told you
and stay off this case.
1009
01:11:30,909 --> 01:11:33,744
Until Lang goes home,
he does not leave your sight.
1010
01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:35,910
Not to clip his toenails, nothing.
1011
01:11:36,122 --> 01:11:40,868
Go near anything more dangerous than
a coffee shop, you'll be an ex-policeman.
1012
01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:43,624
- You can't do this to me.
- Yes, I can. Watch me!
1013
01:11:45,674 --> 01:11:47,713
Yeah?
1014
01:11:48,259 --> 01:11:50,086
Yeah.
1015
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:57,384
OK. OK.
1016
01:11:58,728 --> 01:11:59,724
Yes, sir
1017
01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:08,310
I'm not giving up on this case. I don't give
a shit what your buddy Captain Brix says.
1018
01:12:08,446 --> 01:12:12,526
That maniac's gotta be stopped and
I'm gonna do it. I tracked him down. Me.
1019
01:12:12,659 --> 01:12:17,155
I'm gonna be there when they take this
prick down. With you or without you.
1020
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:24,457
- Hey, John. About Susan...
- I don't wanna talk about it.
1021
01:12:25,505 --> 01:12:30,048
Crasher task-force unit. Male
caller has the Party Crasher at 14122nd.
1022
01:12:30,176 --> 01:12:33,876
- This may be the Party Crasher.
- Six blocks away!
1023
01:12:52,406 --> 01:12:55,573
Shit. I don't like it. No backup.
1024
01:12:55,701 --> 01:12:58,737
I don't like you being here.
I don't like playing wet nurse.
1025
01:12:58,871 --> 01:13:01,658
You could've gotten yourself
killed in that subway.
1026
01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,206
If you're gonna be here,
you got a right to protect yourself.
1027
01:13:05,336 --> 01:13:07,661
Loaded.
1028
01:13:07,796 --> 01:13:09,836
That is the trigger.
1029
01:13:11,550 --> 01:13:15,548
Do not move from this car!
You sit here, you watch that door.
1030
01:13:15,679 --> 01:13:18,929
If he comes out, you tell me
which way he went. Period.
1031
01:13:19,475 --> 01:13:22,678
- Got it? That gun is only for
emergencies. - Right.
1032
01:13:22,811 --> 01:13:25,729
- You got it?
- I got it! It's for emergencies.
1033
01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:18,199
Don't move. Police!
1034
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,823
- John?
- Shit!
1035
01:14:21,953 --> 01:14:23,661
- Moss?
- Look out!
1036
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,329
Get down! Get out, Lang!
1037
01:14:28,459 --> 01:14:30,867
Oh, shit, John.
He's coming at me! What do I do?
1038
01:14:31,003 --> 01:14:35,215
- Get back to the car. Call for backup!
- I'll go call for backup.
1039
01:14:55,027 --> 01:14:56,652
You got him?
1040
01:14:58,030 --> 01:15:00,070
Jesus, Lang, what'd you do?
1041
01:15:01,158 --> 01:15:03,910
- What?
- You shot the wrong guy.
1042
01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:08,574
- Wrong guy?
- Jesus, Lang. Where's the shooter?
1043
01:15:08,707 --> 01:15:11,115
This is some street guy trying to get out.
1044
01:15:11,252 --> 01:15:14,087
What? You didn't tell me
there was more than one guy.
1045
01:15:15,214 --> 01:15:17,965
This guy doesn't even
have a gun. Didn't you look?
1046
01:15:18,092 --> 01:15:19,669
Damn it!
1047
01:15:21,136 --> 01:15:24,671
- He's dead.
- Oh, God! Oh, God.
1048
01:15:25,557 --> 01:15:27,716
I ju... I just...
1049
01:15:27,935 --> 01:15:31,019
It's over. It's over for me. My life is over!
1050
01:15:31,146 --> 01:15:35,607
What am I talking about?
I killed an unarmed guy! A street guy.
1051
01:15:35,734 --> 01:15:38,818
Give me your gun.
Give me your gun! Get in the car.
1052
01:15:38,946 --> 01:15:41,781
- You're arresting me.
- Shut up and let me think!
1053
01:15:41,907 --> 01:15:43,946
Get in! Damn it!
1054
01:15:47,996 --> 01:15:49,194
Ah, Jesus.
1055
01:15:57,047 --> 01:15:59,502
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- All right.
1056
01:15:59,633 --> 01:16:02,005
You're a civilian
who shot an unarmed man...
1057
01:16:02,135 --> 01:16:04,709
...with a police-issue weapon,
and I let you do it.
1058
01:16:04,846 --> 01:16:08,132
If you take the rap for this,
we both lose our careers.
1059
01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:11,635
If I tell 'em I did it, maybe
I can make it look more heroic.
1060
01:16:11,770 --> 01:16:14,474
OK. My fingerprints
are on this gun.
1061
01:16:14,606 --> 01:16:17,560
You were never here. You understand?
You were never here.
1062
01:16:17,692 --> 01:16:19,815
I was never here.
I was never here.
1063
01:16:21,780 --> 01:16:24,401
I was never here.
I was... never here.
1064
01:16:28,203 --> 01:16:30,491
You're an actor.
Pretend it never happened.
1065
01:16:30,622 --> 01:16:33,029
Go back, host charity balls,
save whales...
1066
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,202
...whatever it takes to make it OK.
1067
01:16:36,336 --> 01:16:39,123
- How can I forget?
- You can't.
1068
01:16:42,258 --> 01:16:45,841
- There's gonna be an investigation.
- I've been through 'em before.
1069
01:16:45,970 --> 01:16:48,010
Oh, man!
1070
01:16:50,433 --> 01:16:54,051
- How come you're doing this for me?
- I don't know.
1071
01:16:54,187 --> 01:16:57,852
Listen, if you need anything,
money, a suit for the trial, a lawyer...
1072
01:16:57,982 --> 01:17:01,682
- I'll call you as soon as I get back.
- No. Whatever you do, never call me.
1073
01:17:01,819 --> 01:17:03,859
- You understand?
- Right.
1074
01:17:05,031 --> 01:17:07,272
John.
1075
01:17:12,246 --> 01:17:14,286
Nick.
1076
01:17:25,593 --> 01:17:29,970
Continental Airlines flight 23
to Los Angeles is now ready for boarding.
1077
01:17:30,139 --> 01:17:32,178
Passengers in first class...
1078
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,369
Hi. May I have your ticket please?
1079
01:17:56,373 --> 01:17:57,784
What am I doing?
1080
01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,951
Where's Moss?
1081
01:18:00,085 --> 01:18:03,335
- China, where's Moss?
- Wherever you're not.
1082
01:18:03,463 --> 01:18:07,413
Whatever he said he did, he did it for me.
He didn't even do it. I did it.
1083
01:18:07,634 --> 01:18:10,090
- What?
- I wanna make a full confession.
1084
01:18:10,846 --> 01:18:13,384
Do I look like a priest?
1085
01:18:13,557 --> 01:18:16,760
Don't try talking me out of it
cos my mind's made up.
1086
01:18:22,274 --> 01:18:24,599
"Moss, Moss! Help me, Moss!"
1087
01:18:24,734 --> 01:18:28,186
"He's coming straight at me.
What should I do?"
1088
01:18:28,321 --> 01:18:30,859
I come bursting through
the door, like a maniac.
1089
01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:35,035
This imbecile, his eyes are completely
closed, squeezes off a few shots.
1090
01:18:38,123 --> 01:18:41,491
So I slap my chest, go flying down
the stairs, head over heels...
1091
01:18:41,668 --> 01:18:44,337
...and land right on top of the fuckin' guy.
1092
01:18:45,004 --> 01:18:48,456
Now he's sittin' there...
I'm dyin' on a piss, holding my breath.
1093
01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:53,170
Next thing I know, Moss is going
into this incredible performance, going...
1094
01:18:53,304 --> 01:18:55,926
..."Don't worry, Nick. It's OK."
1095
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:59,260
"I'll take the fall for you.
You go back to Hollywood. "
1096
01:19:00,895 --> 01:19:03,516
And he believes him!
1097
01:19:04,357 --> 01:19:08,189
It was unreal. He sticks the kid on
a plane and he gets him outta his hair.
1098
01:19:08,319 --> 01:19:11,902
- Moss is back on the case.
- He's on that sting operation.
1099
01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:24,578
Nick. Nickie, baby!
1100
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,333
You sharpshooter! We heard about you.
1101
01:19:34,094 --> 01:19:37,594
"It never happened, Nick.
I'll take the fall for you, Nick. "
1102
01:19:37,723 --> 01:19:40,095
Son of a bitch! You stupid...
1103
01:19:40,351 --> 01:19:44,431
Stakeouts. Do you get
haemorrhoids sitting here, like, forever?
1104
01:19:44,563 --> 01:19:47,019
I think I had 'em
the last 13 years.
1105
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:49,225
- I hate it.
- Can't do nothin' about it.
1106
01:19:50,361 --> 01:19:53,812
- I might try hypnosis.
- That shit don't work.
1107
01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:56,403
Something's gotta work.
1108
01:19:56,533 --> 01:19:58,822
With you, I don't know what works.
1109
01:19:58,952 --> 01:20:00,992
Love certainly isn't doing it.
1110
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,452
He's half an hour late.
1111
01:20:08,587 --> 01:20:12,371
- I don't like it.
- I don't like this either.
1112
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:16,505
I could've been home watching the Nacho
Prince against the Cuchi Frito Kid.
1113
01:20:16,636 --> 01:20:19,044
WrestleMania 14. Pay-per-view.
1114
01:20:19,181 --> 01:20:21,636
Fuck no. We're here hanging out with you.
1115
01:20:31,568 --> 01:20:34,237
Oh, shit. Here he comes!
1116
01:20:39,075 --> 01:20:40,735
Oh, boy. That's him.
1117
01:20:40,994 --> 01:20:44,078
We've got contact.
Stay on your toes. Wait for the signal.
1118
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:09,219
- It's beautiful.
- Thank you very much.
1119
01:21:15,987 --> 01:21:18,394
It's beautiful!
1120
01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:22,608
Damn it!
1121
01:21:23,911 --> 01:21:27,114
I bet you can hear me, Lieutenant Moss.
I just bet you can.
1122
01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:30,078
I think it's time we had a talk.
1123
01:21:30,209 --> 01:21:33,625
I think it's time
we got to know each other.
1124
01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:38,835
You obviously, you just don't
understand what I'm trying to do.
1125
01:21:41,721 --> 01:21:43,879
Don't make me kill him!
1126
01:21:47,226 --> 01:21:50,761
- High noon.
- Moss, watch your ass, man.
1127
01:21:51,021 --> 01:21:52,765
Relax, Benny.
1128
01:21:52,898 --> 01:21:54,938
Yo!
1129
01:22:13,710 --> 01:22:15,750
Close enough.
1130
01:22:17,506 --> 01:22:20,673
I've been looking forward to this...
1131
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,836
...meeting my opponent.
1132
01:22:23,971 --> 01:22:28,467
Tell me, Lieutenant,
why are you doing this?
1133
01:22:28,684 --> 01:22:30,676
Doing what, exactly?
1134
01:22:30,852 --> 01:22:33,557
Why are you treating me like a criminal?
1135
01:22:34,147 --> 01:22:37,018
I don't know. Because... you are one?
1136
01:22:38,693 --> 01:22:40,686
No, I'm not.
1137
01:22:40,821 --> 01:22:45,281
You're a police officer. You should
understand what I'm trying to do.
1138
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,209
We're playing the same game, Lieutenant.
1139
01:22:59,339 --> 01:23:02,044
We're hooked into the same programme.
1140
01:23:05,011 --> 01:23:07,680
I haven't done anything wrong. Anything.
1141
01:23:08,515 --> 01:23:14,469
I killed a pimp. I killed a drug dealer. I kill
the people that make your life difficult.
1142
01:23:14,646 --> 01:23:18,513
- You killed a four-year-old girl.
- You sacrifice pawns.
1143
01:23:18,650 --> 01:23:20,689
You play chess, Lieutenant?
1144
01:23:21,444 --> 01:23:25,228
I would've been a great cop.
Better than you.
1145
01:23:26,366 --> 01:23:30,612
Because I'm smarter than you.
I'm smarter and I'm better than you are!
1146
01:23:31,746 --> 01:23:34,663
OK. OK. You wanna be a cop? Uh...
1147
01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:37,575
Maybe it's not too late.
1148
01:23:37,710 --> 01:23:41,044
I could put in a word.
We could work something out.
1149
01:23:41,172 --> 01:23:46,000
Hey, Lieutenant... you think I'm stupid?
1150
01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:54,685
I was... hoping you were stupid...
1151
01:23:54,810 --> 01:23:57,301
...but, no, I don't think you're stupid.
1152
01:23:57,813 --> 01:24:00,731
A little crazy, maybe.
1153
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:09,148
Don't shoot! He'll blow the place up.
I'm standing in the shit.
1154
01:24:09,658 --> 01:24:10,773
Game's over!
1155
01:24:29,803 --> 01:24:31,262
Go! Go!
1156
01:25:01,001 --> 01:25:03,077
You stupid idiot!
1157
01:25:08,049 --> 01:25:12,047
Crasher on foot, heading
west on 75th Street near Broadway.
1158
01:25:12,178 --> 01:25:13,258
Shit!
1159
01:25:35,994 --> 01:25:39,612
I'm at the Beacon Theater,
in pursuit of the Party Crasher.
1160
01:25:45,086 --> 01:25:47,078
There you are, you son of a bitch!
1161
01:25:58,641 --> 01:26:00,515
- Police officer.
- Can I help you?
1162
01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:02,801
- See a man, red shirt, blonde hair?
- No.
1163
01:26:02,937 --> 01:26:05,060
If you see him, do not interact with him.
1164
01:26:14,740 --> 01:26:17,575
- Police.
- Yeah, and where's your badge?
1165
01:26:18,118 --> 01:26:20,491
Hey, come back here! Shit.
1166
01:26:23,415 --> 01:26:25,953
Move outta the way.
I didn't pay to see your butt.
1167
01:26:26,085 --> 01:26:27,164
Put a cork in it.
1168
01:26:27,503 --> 01:26:30,457
Hey, guys. I'm over here.
1169
01:26:38,847 --> 01:26:41,469
Oh! Oh, my God, no!
1170
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,601
No! No! No, God, no.
1171
01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,253
Moss, look out!
1172
01:27:29,147 --> 01:27:31,270
Stay down! Stay down!
1173
01:28:00,136 --> 01:28:02,175
Joe, you gotta help me!
1174
01:28:03,639 --> 01:28:05,846
Hang on. I'm comin'.
1175
01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:24,531
Aaagh! No!
1176
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,232
OK, hold it. Freeze.
1177
01:28:59,319 --> 01:29:00,979
Hey, asshole!
1178
01:29:03,031 --> 01:29:05,273
Aaagh!
1179
01:29:05,826 --> 01:29:06,691
Aaagh!
1180
01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:08,784
Aaaaagh!
1181
01:29:09,246 --> 01:29:11,819
Aaaagh!
1182
01:29:18,672 --> 01:29:20,711
Moss!
1183
01:29:29,307 --> 01:29:33,305
Keep him alive for trial. That's all I ask.
What the hell is he doing here?
1184
01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,476
He's a murderer. You don't have a gun.
1185
01:29:35,605 --> 01:29:37,562
- Moss?
- What? What?
1186
01:29:37,691 --> 01:29:39,683
You're a dead man.
1187
01:29:39,818 --> 01:29:43,436
It'll be easy.
I killed once, I can kill again.
1188
01:29:43,571 --> 01:29:47,236
Look. I was gonna leave a message
on your phone machine, all right?
1189
01:29:47,367 --> 01:29:49,406
You made me think I killed somebody.
1190
01:29:49,536 --> 01:29:51,694
Do have any idea what
that feels like?
1191
01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:54,202
Would you stop hitting
me in the face?
1192
01:29:57,377 --> 01:29:58,372
You got a minute?
1193
01:30:03,675 --> 01:30:05,335
OK, lock it up.
1194
01:30:05,677 --> 01:30:08,594
You wanted to know what
it feels like to be a cop...
1195
01:30:08,721 --> 01:30:10,880
...what it feels like to kill someone.
1196
01:30:11,015 --> 01:30:14,182
Well, now you know.
It feels like shit, huh?
1197
01:30:17,146 --> 01:30:20,231
I finally know
what it feels like to be you.
1198
01:30:21,150 --> 01:30:22,858
It sucks.
1199
01:30:22,985 --> 01:30:26,686
Susan, me... we wanted to like you.
1200
01:30:27,823 --> 01:30:30,694
But, no, nobody gets in, right?
It's private.
1201
01:30:30,826 --> 01:30:33,744
That's not what I call it, John.
1202
01:30:33,871 --> 01:30:35,698
I call it lonely.
1203
01:30:35,831 --> 01:30:37,705
Hey, Nick.
1204
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:40,787
Damn! I hate it when he does that!
1205
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:44,704
- Is that male bonding?
- Yeah, that's like talking to my ex-wife.
1206
01:31:16,246 --> 01:31:18,618
I'm so stupid!
1207
01:31:19,833 --> 01:31:21,873
Just keep driving.
1208
01:31:23,211 --> 01:31:25,251
You talking to me?
1209
01:31:26,798 --> 01:31:29,918
- Are you talking to me?
- Shut up and keep driving.
1210
01:31:31,344 --> 01:31:34,879
You know, I hate it
when people don't say "Please. "
1211
01:31:35,015 --> 01:31:37,470
Slow down. Aaagh!
1212
01:31:40,145 --> 01:31:42,980
I got a growth in my head
the size of a summer squash.
1213
01:31:43,106 --> 01:31:45,941
- I got a month to live, so...
- You're shitting me.
1214
01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:50,231
I'm not shitting anything. See, it starts
with the tumour and it goes to the colon.
1215
01:31:50,363 --> 01:31:53,946
Hey, I'm drivin' here! I'm drivin' here.
1216
01:31:54,826 --> 01:31:58,444
Let's go out like men.
Let's go out with a bang!
1217
01:32:06,421 --> 01:32:08,045
- Pull over now!
- Drop the gun!
1218
01:32:08,173 --> 01:32:11,423
- I said "pull over". Pull the fuck over!
- Drop the gun!
1219
01:32:25,106 --> 01:32:26,517
- Drop the gun.
- Stop the car.
1220
01:32:27,066 --> 01:32:29,189
- Drop the gun.
- Stop the car.
1221
01:32:57,096 --> 01:32:59,135
I knew you'd see things my way.
1222
01:33:00,891 --> 01:33:04,141
Yeah. 10-4. This is Officer Casanov.
1223
01:33:04,270 --> 01:33:06,725
I got the Party Crasher
in the back of my unit.
1224
01:33:06,855 --> 01:33:09,809
Got him all giftwrapped for delivery.
1225
01:33:09,942 --> 01:33:13,311
No need to thank me.
It's all part of the job. Over and out.
1226
01:33:14,613 --> 01:33:17,982
You want something done right,
goddamn it, call an actor.
1227
01:33:19,368 --> 01:33:23,033
No. That was a riveting performance.
1228
01:33:24,164 --> 01:33:25,493
Yeah. Thanks, Crash.
1229
01:33:25,624 --> 01:33:26,787
Now eat this!
1230
01:33:28,210 --> 01:33:30,119
I hate your movies!
1231
01:33:30,254 --> 01:33:33,539
A little glamour found its
way into the fourth precinct.
1232
01:33:33,674 --> 01:33:36,129
We're here with box-office
champ, Nick Lang...
1233
01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:38,929
...star of the new smash,
"Smoking Gun II".
1234
01:33:39,054 --> 01:33:41,260
Lang spent last night
at NYU hospital...
1235
01:33:41,390 --> 01:33:44,759
...after a dangerous struggle
with the notorious Party Crasher.
1236
01:33:44,976 --> 01:33:49,021
I asked him "What was it like being
face-to-face with a real-life bad guy?"
1237
01:33:49,147 --> 01:33:52,896
Tammy, it wasn't a lot of fun. I kept
waiting for somebody to yell "Cut. "
1238
01:33:55,070 --> 01:33:59,067
The Party Crasher is still at large...
1239
01:33:59,491 --> 01:34:03,405
- Next time bring your keys, asshole!
- You have a lot of explaining to do.
1240
01:34:03,536 --> 01:34:06,454
What is it with you
and this so-called partner?
1241
01:34:06,581 --> 01:34:09,617
- I can explain.
- You lied to me. He lied to me.
1242
01:34:09,751 --> 01:34:11,827
- He's a liar.
- Is this some kind of joke?
1243
01:34:11,961 --> 01:34:15,959
No. Sweetheart, it's...
It's not a joke. It's...
1244
01:34:20,094 --> 01:34:23,546
This thing just kinda got outta hand.
Can you sit down?
1245
01:34:23,681 --> 01:34:26,053
- I don't wanna sit down.
- Please. OK?
1246
01:34:27,435 --> 01:34:29,475
I, uh...
1247
01:34:33,566 --> 01:34:35,808
I...
1248
01:34:35,943 --> 01:34:38,150
The way I feel about you...
1249
01:34:38,279 --> 01:34:41,778
...I haven't felt about
a woman in a long, long time.
1250
01:34:43,868 --> 01:34:45,907
So, maybe we could, uh...
1251
01:34:47,914 --> 01:34:50,701
...you know, start over. I mean...
1252
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,880
This is hard to say...
1253
01:35:00,009 --> 01:35:03,627
...but I've been thinking a lot about it...
1254
01:35:03,763 --> 01:35:07,428
...and we can't have a relationship.
1255
01:35:07,641 --> 01:35:10,179
Sure we can, cos I can change.
I'll try harder.
1256
01:35:10,311 --> 01:35:12,517
It's not that. It's not you.
You're fine.
1257
01:35:15,107 --> 01:35:17,812
It's what you do. It's...
1258
01:35:18,402 --> 01:35:22,981
It's... It's all the violence. I have spent
my life trying to run away from that.
1259
01:35:23,115 --> 01:35:26,235
I cannot put Bonnie in
a position where she doesn't know...
1260
01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:28,527
...if her father's gonna come home alive.
1261
01:35:28,662 --> 01:35:31,663
Yeah, I understand. Sure.
1262
01:35:32,875 --> 01:35:36,078
Cops are too angry, too violent.
1263
01:35:37,588 --> 01:35:40,339
Too risky to care about...
1264
01:35:40,466 --> 01:35:42,505
...until you need one.
1265
01:35:44,011 --> 01:35:46,584
Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we?
1266
01:35:47,264 --> 01:35:49,340
I understand that one all right.
1267
01:36:40,233 --> 01:36:42,688
Susan?
1268
01:36:43,111 --> 01:36:44,938
- I figured it out!
- Aw, shit.
1269
01:36:45,071 --> 01:36:47,858
- The Crasher's coming here to get you.
- Nick, please.
1270
01:36:47,991 --> 01:36:49,948
It's the third act.
1271
01:36:50,076 --> 01:36:53,776
The killer tries to get revenge on the cop.
It makes it more personal.
1272
01:36:53,913 --> 01:36:57,745
What is this? Some kind of story
conference? This is real life, Nick.
1273
01:36:57,875 --> 01:37:01,209
The killer stays as far away
from the cops as possible.
1274
01:37:01,337 --> 01:37:06,462
Don't you get it? All right, maybe
he goes after someone close to you.
1275
01:37:06,592 --> 01:37:09,712
Or maybe he decapitates
your horse or boils your rabbit.
1276
01:37:09,845 --> 01:37:11,672
I don't have a horse or a rabbit...
1277
01:37:11,806 --> 01:37:15,850
...and I don't have anyone close to me.
- Susan! He's gonna try to hurt Susan.
1278
01:37:15,977 --> 01:37:19,061
Wrong. Susan just dumped me.
Any other bright ideas?
1279
01:37:19,188 --> 01:37:22,771
- Susan just dumped you?
- Didn't you just see her in the elevator?
1280
01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:23,979
No.
1281
01:37:24,151 --> 01:37:28,066
- You didn't... pass her in the lobby?
- No.
1282
01:37:36,872 --> 01:37:39,328
- Hello?
- It's me. I got your girl.
1283
01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:41,664
- What I really want is you.
- Where are you?
1284
01:37:41,794 --> 01:37:44,878
I'm at the top of the world,
with your buddy, Nick Lang.
1285
01:37:45,005 --> 01:37:48,873
- You scumbag, where are you?
- You're the detective, you figure it out.
1286
01:37:49,009 --> 01:37:51,844
- Let me speak to Susan.
- She's an angel...
1287
01:37:51,970 --> 01:37:54,010
...but she doesn't have wings. Get it?
1288
01:37:55,349 --> 01:37:57,555
Oh, God. Oh, God, no!
1289
01:38:03,148 --> 01:38:06,731
"The top of the world
with your buddy, Nick Lang. "
1290
01:38:43,396 --> 01:38:46,231
- You don't have to do this, you know.
- Yeah, I know.
1291
01:39:39,952 --> 01:39:42,906
Susan! Grab my hand, grab my hand!
1292
01:39:50,254 --> 01:39:52,293
Susan! Susan!
1293
01:39:53,882 --> 01:39:55,542
Oh, Jesus.
1294
01:39:55,676 --> 01:39:57,419
Oh, God!
1295
01:40:05,102 --> 01:40:07,308
Whooooo-ya!
1296
01:40:09,231 --> 01:40:10,974
Grab my hand!
1297
01:40:12,985 --> 01:40:16,484
Yes! Come on, come on!
1298
01:40:18,156 --> 01:40:19,900
Oh, God!
1299
01:40:28,291 --> 01:40:30,747
You're not a real hero.
1300
01:40:34,464 --> 01:40:36,421
People need real heroes.
1301
01:40:37,092 --> 01:40:39,131
- Wait, wait! Hold on!
- You got me?
1302
01:40:39,261 --> 01:40:41,384
OK, OK. Don't let go.
1303
01:40:41,930 --> 01:40:44,717
Quit smoking, you little cockroach!
1304
01:40:52,232 --> 01:40:54,438
Come on. All right.
1305
01:40:58,738 --> 01:41:00,980
Hey! Hey!
1306
01:41:05,703 --> 01:41:09,368
- Where's Nick?
- I got him! I got him!
1307
01:41:09,499 --> 01:41:11,657
I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.
1308
01:41:17,799 --> 01:41:19,838
Susan! Susan!
1309
01:41:20,593 --> 01:41:23,380
Hey, yo! Check this out, man.
1310
01:41:23,596 --> 01:41:25,921
John! Help!
1311
01:41:26,057 --> 01:41:27,717
Susan! Susan!
1312
01:41:27,975 --> 01:41:30,348
Oh, God. Susan!
1313
01:41:30,478 --> 01:41:32,305
Hang on!
1314
01:41:32,438 --> 01:41:34,810
Oh, God. Just hang on!
1315
01:41:37,485 --> 01:41:40,569
Son of a bitch! John!
1316
01:41:40,696 --> 01:41:42,938
Don't let go. And don't look down.
1317
01:41:43,074 --> 01:41:45,565
OK. Ohh!
1318
01:41:50,081 --> 01:41:53,948
- I think he went to get your gun.
- I'll take care of him. You go after her.
1319
01:41:54,585 --> 01:41:57,041
Oh, no! John!
1320
01:42:03,636 --> 01:42:06,720
Ah, my shoe. Shit! That was a Ferragamo.
1321
01:42:17,191 --> 01:42:20,227
- Hurry!
- Susan!
1322
01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:29,734
I'm coming!
1323
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,633
Susan!
1324
01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:01,396
Hurry!
1325
01:43:01,526 --> 01:43:04,860
It's OK. All right, I'm coming down.
1326
01:43:05,864 --> 01:43:09,067
I hate these fucking billboards.
1327
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,285
OK. You gotta reach, Susan.
Grab my wrist.
1328
01:43:12,412 --> 01:43:15,164
All right. Oh, my God!
1329
01:43:18,543 --> 01:43:21,034
- Grab my wrist!
- Oh, my God!
1330
01:43:24,299 --> 01:43:25,757
Hurry!
1331
01:43:29,595 --> 01:43:31,422
Hey, asshole!
1332
01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:35,974
Come on. OK, I got you.
1333
01:43:37,812 --> 01:43:41,062
I will kill you!
1334
01:43:41,190 --> 01:43:43,681
Go on, kill me! Fuck!
1335
01:43:45,778 --> 01:43:47,605
Son of a bitch!
1336
01:44:02,795 --> 01:44:04,834
Hello!
1337
01:44:07,967 --> 01:44:10,292
Goodbye.
1338
01:44:15,391 --> 01:44:17,300
This isn't the movies, stupid!
1339
01:44:44,253 --> 01:44:45,913
Nick. Oh, God.
1340
01:44:46,046 --> 01:44:49,878
- John, it's OK. I'm not... I'm not shot.
- Jesus.
1341
01:44:50,008 --> 01:44:53,840
- If I was shot, I'd feel something, right?
- That's the way it works.
1342
01:44:53,970 --> 01:44:56,888
In five minutes, you'll
wish you didn't feel anything.
1343
01:44:57,015 --> 01:45:01,179
- Hold on. You're gonna make it.
- You were right.
1344
01:45:01,311 --> 01:45:05,356
- You're gonna make it. Hold on.
- I don't feel so hot all of a sudden.
1345
01:45:05,690 --> 01:45:10,399
Why did you come back? Why did I ever
let you up here in the first place?
1346
01:45:10,529 --> 01:45:12,568
I had to get the part.
1347
01:45:13,698 --> 01:45:15,857
It's a great part.
1348
01:45:16,284 --> 01:45:18,491
Do you think I woulda got it?
1349
01:45:18,620 --> 01:45:22,700
Yeah, pal.
I think you woulda nailed it.
1350
01:45:23,917 --> 01:45:25,909
Oh, man. This is too real!
1351
01:45:26,044 --> 01:45:27,871
Hold on, Nick.
1352
01:45:28,004 --> 01:45:30,044
Come on, man. Just hold on.
1353
01:45:32,258 --> 01:45:34,298
Oh, man. Where are they?
1354
01:45:34,427 --> 01:45:36,503
You're gonna make it. Just hold on.
1355
01:45:44,604 --> 01:45:47,605
- Is he gonna be OK?
- He's tougher than he looks.
1356
01:45:47,690 --> 01:45:48,472
Easy.
1357
01:45:50,276 --> 01:45:52,399
Are you finally happy, Nick?
1358
01:45:52,528 --> 01:45:54,735
Answer me.
1359
01:45:54,864 --> 01:45:57,616
You got what you wanted.
This is what you wanted.
1360
01:45:57,742 --> 01:46:01,656
Real bad guys.
Real bullets. Real blood.
1361
01:46:01,954 --> 01:46:07,494
Real bad guys.
Real bullets. Real blood.
1362
01:46:08,294 --> 01:46:11,046
You thought we were
playing games, right?
1363
01:46:12,340 --> 01:46:14,795
Well, this ain't the movies.
1364
01:46:16,594 --> 01:46:19,001
It's about putting your life on the line...
1365
01:46:19,138 --> 01:46:22,886
...knowing somewhere
there's a bullet with your name on it.
1366
01:46:23,768 --> 01:46:26,341
Well, you found yours,
you son of a bitch.
1367
01:46:29,398 --> 01:46:33,063
We're not like
those assholes in the movies.
1368
01:46:33,193 --> 01:46:35,863
They get 17 takes to get it right.
1369
01:46:37,156 --> 01:46:39,195
We get one...
1370
01:46:42,328 --> 01:46:44,285
...and it lasts our whole life.
1371
01:46:44,496 --> 01:46:46,987
That's my line.
That's what I said to him!
1372
01:46:47,124 --> 01:46:50,872
- Please, man. Could you be quiet?
- It was. I said that.
1373
01:46:51,170 --> 01:46:52,249
Shh!
1374
01:47:06,435 --> 01:47:09,685
This is all stuff I said to him.
The son of a bitch stole my life!
1375
01:47:09,813 --> 01:47:13,811
Would you shut up, Moss?
We're trying to watch the end credits.
1376
01:47:14,401 --> 01:47:16,192
# Don't call it a comeback...
1377
01:47:16,278 --> 01:47:16,858
#... I been here for years
1378
01:47:17,362 --> 01:47:19,651
# I'm rockin' my peers
puttin' suckers in fear
1379
01:47:19,781 --> 01:47:22,319
# Makin' the tears
rain down like a monsoon
1380
01:47:22,450 --> 01:47:24,408
He's a lot shorter in real life, OK?
1381
01:47:24,578 --> 01:47:25,906
# Explosion
1382
01:47:26,037 --> 01:47:27,033
# Overpowerin'
1383
01:47:27,163 --> 01:47:29,121
# Over the competition I'm towerin'
1384
01:47:29,249 --> 01:47:31,740
# Wreckin' shop
when I drop these lyrics
1385
01:47:31,876 --> 01:47:33,703
# That'll make you call the cops
1386
01:47:33,837 --> 01:47:37,122
# Don't you dare stare
You better move
1387
01:47:37,257 --> 01:47:39,463
# Don't ever compare me to the rest
1388
01:47:39,592 --> 01:47:41,466
# That'll all get sliced and diced
1389
01:47:41,594 --> 01:47:43,302
# Competition's payin' the price
1390
01:48:02,198 --> 01:48:04,903
# Don't you call this
a regular jam
1391
01:48:05,034 --> 01:48:06,612
# I'm gonna rock this land
1392
01:48:06,744 --> 01:48:09,994
# I'm gonna take this
itty-bitty world by storm
1393
01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:11,285
# And I'm just gettin' warm
1394
01:48:11,415 --> 01:48:14,831
# Just like Muhammad Ali
They called him Cassius
1395
01:48:14,961 --> 01:48:17,452
# Watch me bash this beat
like a skull
1396
01:48:17,588 --> 01:48:19,497
# That you know I had beef with
1397
01:48:19,632 --> 01:48:22,835
# Why do you riff with me,
the maniac psycho
1398
01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:24,593
# And when I pull out my jammy
get ready
1399
01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:27,638
# Cos it might go blaw!
How ya like me now?
1400
01:48:27,765 --> 01:48:30,007
# The ripper will not allow
1401
01:48:30,142 --> 01:48:32,182
# You to get with Mr Swift
1402
01:48:32,311 --> 01:48:33,640
# Don't riff
1403
01:48:33,771 --> 01:48:35,146
# Listen to my gears shift
1404
01:48:35,272 --> 01:48:37,146
# I'm blastin', outlastin'
1405
01:48:37,274 --> 01:48:39,896
# Kinda like Shaft,
so you could say I'm shaftin'
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01:48:40,027 --> 01:48:41,687
# Olde English filled my mind
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01:48:41,821 --> 01:48:44,109
# And I came up with a funky rhyme