1 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:27,700 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,940 # Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, Daddy # 3 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:35,540 # Or you'll be alone in a quick # 4 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:40,500 # Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, Daddy # 5 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,860 # Or you'll never get another fix # 6 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:47,180 # I'm telling you it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick # 7 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:48,780 # Or you're liable to get licked # 8 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:52,180 # You're gonna see the reason why # 9 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:55,500 # When they're spitting in your eye they'll be spitting in your eye # 10 00:00:57,260 --> 00:01:00,100 # Hang up the chick habit hang it up, daddy # 11 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:03,940 # Your girl's not a tonic or a pill # 12 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:07,180 # Hang up your chick habit hang it up, daddy # 13 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:08,900 # You're just jonesin' for a spill # 14 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:13,780 # Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst when you meet another nurse # 15 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,460 # She'll be drivin' in a hearse # 16 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:20,460 # You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you # 17 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,100 # And they cut you up in two. # 18 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,380 Freemont power, Freemont pride. Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive. 19 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:27,660 Freemont power, Freemont pride. 20 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,580 Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. 21 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,780 Freemont power, Freemont pride. 22 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:34,020 Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive. 23 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:36,940 Go Freemont! (cheering) 24 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:39,660 Okay, everybody, tomorrow after classes 25 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,220 make sure that you have your uniforms picked up from the dry cleaners, 26 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:45,300 because the bus for the playoffs is gonna leave at 7:30 a.m., 27 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:46,540 The next morning, all right? 28 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:47,820 - (sighing) - Oh my God. 29 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:50,820 But the Doughnut Hole has agreed to donate four dozen doughnuts. 30 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,580 All: Yeah! 31 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,420 Okay, we're gonna kill the Rangers this year, right? 32 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,460 All: Yeah! 33 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,580 I can't believe you're leaving. 34 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:01,220 It's just a couple of hours before you go. 35 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:04,540 Yeah. Right. Right. 36 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:07,060 Aren't you excited? It's playoffs! 37 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,020 Yeah. Whatever. 38 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,940 Come on. 39 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:39,020 I have to get home for dinner. 40 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,300 Please. 41 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,500 Oh, all right. 42 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:56,180 Father: That's some beef. 43 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:00,340 - Mother: And carrots. - Yummy. 44 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,140 Thank you, Mother. 45 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,700 Thanks. 46 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:07,180 - Thank you, poodle. - Sure. 47 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,620 Grace. 48 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,100 Father: Dear Lord, 49 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:15,500 please bless this food that we are about to eat. 50 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:19,980 We thank you for the abundance that You have provided. 51 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,300 Please help us to follow Your path, 52 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:27,020 the one you intended us all to follow. 53 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,300 And Lord... 54 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:35,300 please help us to obey the roles in life You set for us. 55 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,900 For all that is natural and... 56 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:42,260 healthy... 57 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,220 and sacred, 58 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,300 in Your name we pray. 59 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:49,380 Amen. 60 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:51,460 - Amen. - Let's eat. 61 00:04:22,082 --> 00:04:24,682 (car horn honking) Bye, dear. 62 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:28,522 See ya later, swee... I mean tonight. See you tonight. 63 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:30,482 Don't forget your library books by the door. 64 00:04:30,522 --> 00:04:32,442 Got them. Bye. 65 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,682 So... are we ready? 66 00:04:36,722 --> 00:04:38,802 They'll all be here at 3:00. 67 00:04:38,842 --> 00:04:41,042 Jesus, I hope we're doing the right thing. 68 00:04:41,082 --> 00:04:43,202 (bell rings) 69 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:46,082 Shaker Hills, here we come. 70 00:04:46,082 --> 00:04:48,602 Remember, 7:30 doughnuts. 71 00:04:52,882 --> 00:04:54,362 Boy: Did you talk to both her parents? 72 00:04:54,402 --> 00:04:57,242 - Girl: She's coming. - Kill the Rangers. 73 00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:04,362 I'll meet you outside. 74 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:15,802 Don't you hate it when they do that? 75 00:05:15,842 --> 00:05:17,722 I think it's fun. 76 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:20,642 Maybe he just doesn't do it right. 77 00:05:27,282 --> 00:05:29,202 - See ya. - Bye. 78 00:05:41,002 --> 00:05:43,882 (horn honks) Speed up, jerk! 79 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,402 Jared? 80 00:05:48,442 --> 00:05:50,482 Why are we going so slow? 81 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:53,722 Sorry. Zoning, I guess. 82 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,762 Mike, thanks so much for coming all the way back out here again. 83 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:08,202 - That's what we're here for. - Thank you, Mike. 84 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,802 - Now you've watched the video? - Over and over. 85 00:06:10,842 --> 00:06:12,682 Come in. 86 00:06:14,362 --> 00:06:16,282 (horn honks) 87 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:20,722 Mike: The important thing is to be clear. 88 00:06:20,762 --> 00:06:22,202 And direct. 89 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,402 But to do it lovingly. 90 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:26,122 We're not accusing, 91 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:27,362 we're supporting. 92 00:06:27,402 --> 00:06:29,282 I think I hear the car. 93 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:34,082 Uh-oh. Here they come. 94 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,122 Surprise. 95 00:06:48,162 --> 00:06:50,242 What happened? Is somebody dead? 96 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:52,122 They're your favorite. 97 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,682 Now, why don't you just come on in and sit down, honey? 98 00:06:55,722 --> 00:06:57,482 What's going on? 99 00:06:57,522 --> 00:06:58,842 Hi, Megan. 100 00:06:58,882 --> 00:07:00,922 My name is Mike. 101 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:04,802 Your parents and your friends want to have a conversation with you, 102 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:08,002 and I'm here to help facilitate that dialogue. 103 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:10,242 So why don't we start by sitting down, 104 00:07:10,282 --> 00:07:12,642 and making ourselves comfortable? 105 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,602 How would that be? 106 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:20,162 Now, Peter, 107 00:07:20,202 --> 00:07:23,482 would you like to start the conversation? 108 00:07:23,522 --> 00:07:26,202 Megan, we love you. 109 00:07:27,162 --> 00:07:28,602 We all love you. 110 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:32,162 And lately we've become concerned about 111 00:07:32,162 --> 00:07:35,282 certain behaviors. 112 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:38,482 We're afraid you're being influenced by... 113 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,962 a way of thinking. 114 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,842 Unnatural... 115 00:07:42,882 --> 00:07:44,722 Do you remember the woman on TV? 116 00:07:44,762 --> 00:07:46,082 Honey, we think you're a... 117 00:07:46,122 --> 00:07:47,482 (whispers) Lesbian. 118 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,082 Huh? 119 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:55,002 I myself was once a gay. 120 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,362 Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. 121 00:07:58,402 --> 00:08:01,722 I work for a place called True Directions 122 00:08:01,762 --> 00:08:04,602 who help people, like yourself, 123 00:08:04,642 --> 00:08:07,242 to learn to understand the reasons behind 124 00:08:07,282 --> 00:08:09,602 homosexual tendencies, 125 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:11,642 and how to heal them. 126 00:08:11,682 --> 00:08:16,442 What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a... 127 00:08:16,482 --> 00:08:19,762 You've been trying to make us eat this tofu. 128 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:21,722 In diet, watch for a switch to 129 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,362 vegetarianism. 130 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:26,042 You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, 131 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:27,362 just these. 132 00:08:27,402 --> 00:08:29,122 Mm-hmm. 133 00:08:29,162 --> 00:08:30,402 And these. 134 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:31,642 Sexual, 135 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:35,482 even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. 136 00:08:35,522 --> 00:08:37,402 Gay iconography. 137 00:08:40,202 --> 00:08:42,802 You don't even like to kiss me. 138 00:08:42,842 --> 00:08:43,802 It's true. 139 00:08:44,962 --> 00:08:47,162 I can't believe this. 140 00:08:47,202 --> 00:08:50,122 Denial is a normal part of the healing process 141 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,242 that we'll explore 142 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,562 at True Directions. 143 00:08:54,562 --> 00:08:57,442 - Healing? - Like rehab, honey. 144 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,482 Homosexuals Anonymous. 145 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:02,082 Poodle, it's only for a few months. 146 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:05,882 There is no way I'm going. 147 00:10:02,162 --> 00:10:04,082 Mother: Let's go. 148 00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:06,762 Now. 149 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:20,362 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 150 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:23,842 I'm Mary, I'm the founder of True Directions. 151 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:26,242 - And you must be Megan? - Yes. 152 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,482 - This is my son, Rock. - Mother: Hi. 153 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:30,402 Pleasure to meet you, Megan. 154 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:33,522 Looks like we got you just in time. 155 00:10:33,562 --> 00:10:35,042 What are you, about 17? 156 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,522 - Yes. - Almost lost her to college. 157 00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:39,482 It's so much harder once they've been through 158 00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:41,762 all that liberal arts brainwashing. 159 00:10:41,802 --> 00:10:43,922 But we've saved a few. 160 00:10:43,962 --> 00:10:45,442 I'll take her from here. 161 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:52,322 Well. Come along. 162 00:10:53,202 --> 00:10:56,722 We have a little welcome video to start you up. (car starts) 163 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,722 (honks) 164 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:15,443 No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl. 165 00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:18,878 By a young age Kelly had a promising future. 166 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:20,685 Mommies little helper... 167 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:22,400 and Prom Queen. 168 00:11:22,727 --> 00:11:25,366 Kelly had hopes of being a model one day, 169 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:30,556 that is, until she was recruited into a homosexual lifestyle. 170 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,121 She made me do things with other women, 171 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,239 she drove in the back of her Harley like I was a showpiece. 172 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:42,003 Even when she get high pushed me off the back of the bike. 173 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:45,480 I fell into the gutter, broke my ribs. 174 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,075 I just kept come back for more. 175 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,560 Turn of the fuckin' camera. 176 00:11:58,207 --> 00:12:00,118 We never dream that this could happen to our little girl. 177 00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:03,760 But Kelly went for help. 178 00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:08,205 After just 2 months in "True directions" easy 5-step program, 179 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,244 Kelly rediscovered her femininity 180 00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:12,802 and accepted her true self. 181 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,167 On 16 March 1996... 182 00:12:16,607 --> 00:12:18,484 Kelly was married. 183 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,007 "True directions" Straight is great. 184 00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:34,760 Step 1: Admitting you're a homosexual 185 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,440 The others arrived yesterday, so why don't I catch you up? 186 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:42,360 It's a two-month program based on five simple steps. 187 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,600 Why don't we concentrate on the first step: 188 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,320 You admitting your problem. 189 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,800 When you see a woman, 190 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,680 in a tight skirt, 191 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,480 and long, 192 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,000 beautiful legs, 193 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,280 or perhaps she's in the bathroom, 194 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,240 putting lipstick over her full lips... 195 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,080 or maybe in the locker room, 196 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,760 soaping her body... 197 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,040 rubbing her breasts... 198 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,920 you don't have any unnatural thoughts? 199 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,760 I don't think it's unnatural. 200 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,200 Ah-ha! You see? 201 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,400 You don't even think it's wrong. 202 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,160 Until you admit your sickness, you will wear these. 203 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,120 You will earn the right to wear civvies 204 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,560 once you have admitted 205 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,320 the first step. 206 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,760 It's a long path to righteousness, Megan. 207 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,800 And it's a battlefield of temptation out there, 208 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,760 and you're going to have to fight. 209 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,040 Until then, 210 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,360 I'd like you to meet one of our other soldiers. 211 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,680 Hilary. 212 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,000 Megan, this is Hilary. 213 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,800 She will show you around. 214 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,120 And, well, you'll get acquainted. 215 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,200 Okay. Rise and shine at 7:00. 216 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,960 Breakfast at 8:00, 217 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,800 Group therapy until lunch. 218 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,400 Now in the afternoon we have free time to do, 219 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,800 you know, whatever, and then we move inside 220 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,640 for reorientating exercises. 221 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,360 Family therapy on the weekends. 222 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,680 You didn't miss much, really. 223 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,840 Oh. 224 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,560 This is where we sleep. 225 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:22,240 But there's no inappropriate behavior allowed. 226 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,560 Inappropriate? 227 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,760 Like swearing? 228 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,000 No. Inappropriate like fucking. 229 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,040 Oh. 230 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,240 You get caught in the throes of sodomy, 231 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,440 and au revoir. 232 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,880 Never mind Graham, she's a spoiled brat. 233 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,720 I read her chart. 234 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,880 Step one was easy, 235 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,200 admitting you're a homosexual. 236 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,320 See, we all passed yesterday. 237 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,920 I'm a homosexual. 238 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,840 See how easy it is? 239 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,400 Megan, meet the rest of our group. 240 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Hi, Megan. 241 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,000 I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, 242 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,720 and I'm a homosexual. 243 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,720 I'm Sinead. I like pain. 244 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,160 I'm a homosexual. 245 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,280 I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. 246 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,920 And a... 247 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,440 ho... 248 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,360 homosexual. 249 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,480 - We met. - Graham. 250 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,440 I'm Graham, and I like girls, 251 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,400 a lot. 252 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,840 I'm a homosexual. 253 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,640 Andre. Actor. Dancer. 254 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,560 Homosexual. 255 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,120 Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. 256 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,160 How you doin'? 257 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,720 Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, 258 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,640 and I'm a homosexual. 259 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,280 It's time for your first disclosure. 260 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,560 Now don't be intimidated. 261 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,960 Why don't you start by telling us 262 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,440 about the first time that you realized that you might be a lesbian? 263 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,920 I'm not. 264 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,040 Everyone just thinks I am. 265 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,760 I shouldn't even be here. 266 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,200 That's a perfectly normal place to start. 267 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,880 Why don't we discuss the issues in your intervention? 268 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,040 I'm a vegetarian. 269 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,360 All: Mm-hmm. 270 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,080 I have pictures of women around. 271 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,920 - You think that's normal? - Sure. 272 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,480 I never really thought about it. 273 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,080 Have you ever had a boyfriend? 274 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,600 Yes. For two years we've been going steady. 275 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,960 I really love him. He's smart and popular. 276 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,880 He's got the biggest dick I've never seen. 277 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,600 Well, um... 278 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,680 have you ever had sex with him? 279 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,080 I'm a Christian. 280 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,360 It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it? 281 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,960 He's very handsome. 282 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,640 But does he make you hot? 283 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,360 Do you think of him at night when you... 284 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,480 I'm not perverted. 285 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,360 I get good grades. I go to church. 286 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,080 I'm a cheerleader. 287 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,120 I'm not like all of you. 288 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,600 Everyone reads "Cosmo." Everyone looks at other girls. 289 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,200 All the time. 290 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,120 You only assume that they're thinking what you're thinking when they look. 291 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,920 But they're not. 292 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,720 Freemont power. Freemont pride. 293 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,720 Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. 294 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,000 Go Freemont! 295 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,320 I thought everybody had those thoughts. 296 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,120 I just want to be normal. 297 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,360 Then you admit you're not normal. 298 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,200 So why don't you admit 299 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,600 you are a homosexual? 300 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,480 (voices echoing) 301 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,080 Both: You hug us way too much. 302 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,960 Hilary: Step one was easy. 303 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,720 You don't even like to kiss me. 304 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,640 You put your hand up my skirt. 305 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,200 - Homosexual - I think it's foul. 306 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,680 - Homosexual. - Homosexual. 307 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,440 - Homosexual. - Homosexual. 308 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,680 I'm a homosexual. 309 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,880 I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual. 310 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,960 Congratulations, Megan. 311 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,200 You have just taken your first step 312 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,440 in your true direction! 313 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,040 (clapping) 314 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,320 I'm a homosexual. 315 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,040 Okay. 316 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,560 Go on now. 317 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,000 Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay. 318 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,160 No. 319 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,040 Here. Put these on. 320 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,120 Oh my God. 321 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,360 They were right. 322 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,440 I'm a homo. 323 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,160 Oh my God. 324 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,480 Congratulations on your first step, pom-pom. 325 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,560 Don't listen to her. 326 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,080 She's just upset 'cause the fish on her plate 327 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,200 is the only kind she can eat. 328 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,680 I can't wait to be straight. I've always wanted to be. 329 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,400 It's cool to finally talk about it. 330 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,520 I can't tell any of my friends on the team. 331 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,800 Maybe you have the wrong friends. 332 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,360 I think we should all be supporting each other. 333 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,760 Really, princess. Do you want to start the kumbayas? 334 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,080 Hi Mom. 335 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,320 The flowers are pretty. 336 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,280 I know. 337 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,000 I noticed that we sprung another leak in the ceiling. 338 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,000 I'd like for you to get to it tonight. 339 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,720 I'll get to it, Mom. Jesus. 340 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,800 Ow! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 341 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,320 Look. Not in my presence. 342 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,720 I have told you over and over again. 343 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,360 No more sipping. Chug it, like a man. 344 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,320 Go on. Chug. 345 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,240 There. 346 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,920 Try and get to that tonight. 347 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,080 (sighs) 348 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,040 (electronic buzzing, soft moaning) 349 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,280 Yeah. 350 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,000 Sorry, it's just me. What are you doing? 351 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 AV, what's it to ya? 352 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,800 AV? What's that? 353 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,320 Aversion therapy, stupid. 354 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,160 So what does that mean? 355 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,480 When you have inappropriate fantasies about girls, 356 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,280 you shock yourself with this shocker. (buzzes) 357 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,520 So every time you think of them, you feel that pain. 358 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,880 That's sick. 359 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,440 No pain, no gain, baby. You want to like dick? 360 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,600 You better start training yourself. 361 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,720 Hey, isn't that Graham's sock? 362 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,400 None of your damn business. 363 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,760 (buzzing continues) 364 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,000 Megan. 365 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,920 You have a phone call. 366 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,440 Hello? 367 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,240 Mother: Megan, it's Mom and Dad. 368 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,280 We know it's after lights out, but we miss you so much. 369 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,480 Father: We just wanted to know how our little poodle is doing. 370 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,240 I'm doing okay. 371 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,680 You were right, 372 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,560 I am a homosexual. 373 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,560 But I'll be regular soon. 374 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,040 Father: Oh, that Mary is pretty good then, huh? 375 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,600 Mm-hmm, and Mike and all others. 376 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,200 I'm already starting step two. 377 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,880 Father: We're so glad, and after all that money. 378 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,080 Mother: We can't wait to see you up there at graduation, 379 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,720 to have you home, so we can all be together again. 380 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,760 Father: Just remember we love you. 381 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,120 We would do anything for our Megan to have a normal life, 382 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,120 - and if you need anything... - Mother: We'd better go. 383 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,240 Now you hang in there. 384 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,160 - Stay strong! - Sweet dreams. 385 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,520 You too, Daddy. See you at family therapy. 386 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,960 I love you. 387 00:22:57,927 --> 00:22:59,121 In step two 388 00:22:59,327 --> 00:23:02,160 we begin the process of everybody rediscovering 389 00:23:02,327 --> 00:23:03,999 their sexual identity. 390 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:07,398 We all know that we are latent heterosexuals. 391 00:23:08,327 --> 00:23:10,283 What we must do is to relearn 392 00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:12,961 our masculinity and our femininity. 393 00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:16,278 This might be a little confusing to some of you. 394 00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:27,884 Do you like being a pervert? - I've heard you, OK? 395 00:23:28,047 --> 00:23:30,003 With your masculinity, femininity, bla, bla, bla... 396 00:23:31,607 --> 00:23:34,758 Dont't need higher mathematics to follow this psycho-babble. 397 00:23:35,007 --> 00:23:39,156 This psycho-babble, young lady, is the only healthy alternative... 398 00:23:39,327 --> 00:23:41,966 to the gayed llifestyle. In any case, it's better 399 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,443 than taking tranqulizers, or slashing your wrists. 400 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:54,364 Who's ready to have some fun? 401 00:23:54,527 --> 00:23:57,166 Step 2: Rediscovering your gender identity 402 00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:58,890 And forward. 403 00:23:58,930 --> 00:24:01,930 Backwards and forwards, 404 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:05,490 and backwards. In a very clean line... 405 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,570 - you go in, and you go out, 406 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,610 And you go up and you go down. 407 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,970 Girls, is everybody paying attention here? 408 00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:16,290 And you go in and out, and in and out, 409 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,890 and in and out... 410 00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:20,610 Get into every little crevice. 411 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:23,130 And in and out. 412 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,930 And you slip in... 413 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,930 and out... 414 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,810 add a little more oil, and shove it in, 415 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:31,210 and take it out. 416 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,930 Put some muscle into it. 417 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,010 Shove it in and out. 418 00:24:36,050 --> 00:24:39,410 And shove it in, and take it out. 419 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:43,970 Okay, who wants to go down with me? 420 00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:47,250 # Climb before you hide # 421 00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:49,530 # Then fool your pride # 422 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:52,610 # 'Cause we'll be waiting for ya # 423 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:56,650 # I go back to zero Henry # 424 00:24:56,690 --> 00:25:00,410 # I see what you think you saw # 425 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:05,210 # When you passed me in the hall # 426 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:09,650 # I was... # 427 00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:13,770 # There you go you're getting over # 428 00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:18,050 # Tap an old friend on the shoulder # 429 00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:22,370 # Penny fines for leaving empties # 430 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:27,010 # Lose your mind, you're just like Henry # 431 00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:37,770 # Let's go back to zero... # 432 00:25:37,810 --> 00:25:39,770 You're turning into a pretty young lady. 433 00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:41,690 Now hold still. 434 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:45,050 (whistle blows) Come on! 435 00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:49,210 All: Die! Die! Die! 436 00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:52,930 Okay then, 437 00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:55,810 who's left to report out their root? 438 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:57,330 Andre? 439 00:25:57,370 --> 00:26:00,530 Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root. 440 00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:02,930 Andre, we don't use profanity, 441 00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:05,370 or double negatives here at True Directions. 442 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:08,850 Okay, who's next? 443 00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,730 - Megan. - Well, I've really been thinking, 444 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,690 but, I just can't think of anything. 445 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:17,570 I think our little prom queen is too afraid to disclose. 446 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,090 Oh really? What's your root, Graham? 447 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:22,130 We're working on your issue, not mine. 448 00:26:22,170 --> 00:26:23,290 You're deflecting. 449 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:24,610 Actually, 450 00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,010 I think it might be a great idea for Megan 451 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,170 to be reminded of your root, Graham. 452 00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:33,250 My mother got married in pants. 453 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:40,410 All right, let's see, Dolph? 454 00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:44,130 Too many locker room showers with the varsity team. 455 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,170 Hilary? 456 00:26:45,210 --> 00:26:48,370 All girl boarding school. 457 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:49,570 Sinead? 458 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,130 I was born in France. 459 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:53,370 Clayton? 460 00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:55,650 My mom let me play in her pumps. 461 00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:57,530 I like balls. 462 00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,450 Why thank you for that, Jan. 463 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:02,650 Joel? 464 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:04,730 Traumatic breasts. 465 00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:07,650 So, yeah. 466 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,170 Now, Megan. 467 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,330 Do you see how easy it could be? 468 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:13,690 You just have to dig down into those 469 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:16,810 painful memories, and you'll find it. 470 00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:20,730 Now, Hilary. Will you please come up here? 471 00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:24,530 Today we are going to learn 472 00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:28,450 one of the most wonderful things about being a heterosexual... 473 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:29,530 friendship. 474 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:31,090 So what I'd like you all to do, 475 00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,930 is to start partnering off. 476 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:37,330 Find yourself a friend for the remainder of the program. 477 00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,650 All right, everybody settle. 478 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,250 Now that we have all found someone, 479 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,810 what I'd like you to do 480 00:27:46,850 --> 00:27:48,770 is practice sometime tonight 481 00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,930 with these. 482 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:57,530 - It's a woman. - And what else? 483 00:27:57,570 --> 00:27:58,650 I don't know. 484 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,970 A mother. 485 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,770 Women have roles. After you learn that, 486 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,730 you'll stop objectifying them. 487 00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:06,330 Haven't you been listening to anything Mary said? 488 00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:08,010 Well have you? 489 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:10,610 - Have I what? - Stopped objectifying them. 490 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:13,290 I'm still looking for my root. 491 00:28:13,330 --> 00:28:15,290 Must be tough when you're such a priss. 492 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:19,810 Your turn. 493 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,090 - (buzzing) - Ow! 494 00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:26,810 You really have to be more prepared for temptation, Megan. 495 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,370 (sighs) 496 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:36,010 Give it to me. 497 00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:38,370 I'm open. 498 00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:56,770 Mike: Boys! 499 00:28:56,770 --> 00:29:00,490 Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are, 500 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:04,850 always wanting something you can't have? 501 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:08,970 If I catch you looking at another man like that 502 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:10,970 ever again, 503 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:14,490 you'll be watching sports the whole weekend. 504 00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:19,490 Mary: First thing we do, is we pull these tabs out. 505 00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:22,250 Then you fold it over. 506 00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:24,410 Right now I've used food coloring. 507 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,290 This way you could see it better. 508 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,170 And if it's a boy, well it 509 00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:30,970 - tinkles out. - That's the wrong tab, okay? 510 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,890 Will you please hold it still while I'm doing this? 511 00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:34,250 You're doing it all wrong. 512 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:36,330 No, I'm not. If you would just give it to me to do, 513 00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,650 it would be fine. 514 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:39,570 Mary: Girls... 515 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:41,370 intervene. 516 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:48,370 Let's try that one more time. 517 00:29:53,130 --> 00:29:54,650 ...and I realized 518 00:29:54,690 --> 00:29:57,810 that when we finished swimming lessons 519 00:29:57,850 --> 00:30:01,570 we would change in front of each other. 520 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:03,530 And that's it... 521 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,410 why I'm a homo. 522 00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:08,850 Andre, that's what kids do after swimming lessons. 523 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,770 Change, everybody does that. 524 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,770 But I took one look at those boys, 525 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,170 and I got a... you know what. 526 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,930 (coughs) 527 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:21,170 I can relate to that. 528 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:24,090 When I used to study with Jacob, 529 00:30:24,130 --> 00:30:26,650 we used to touch each others legs, 530 00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:28,250 and rub up against each other. 531 00:30:28,290 --> 00:30:30,530 Blowing each other after your fuckin' bar mitzvah's 532 00:30:30,570 --> 00:30:32,810 a little bit different than learning to dog paddle. 533 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,770 That is totally uncalled for. 534 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:37,410 Well excuse me, but we're paying a lot of money here 535 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:38,850 to get these kids fixed, 536 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:41,850 not sit around, and listen to stories all day. 537 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:44,770 Graham, I hope you're getting a little more out of this program 538 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:47,010 than that faggot over there. 539 00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:49,570 Mr. Eaton, I don't find that appropriate. 540 00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:52,850 No, he's right, 541 00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:56,970 it was a stupid ass root. 542 00:30:57,010 --> 00:31:01,090 I'm never gonna know why I'm a faggot. 543 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,970 I've heard enough of this crap. 544 00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:04,250 And when you get back from Switzerland, 545 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:07,010 you'd better have this gay thing out of your system. Got it? 546 00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:08,490 I got it. 547 00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:11,450 You fuck up, no college, 548 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:13,570 no car, no trust fund. 549 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,330 I'm not sitting in any room with faggots. 550 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:35,650 Mary: Megan... 551 00:31:35,690 --> 00:31:39,130 it's your turn to report out your root. 552 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:42,010 I think it might be my parents. 553 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:44,690 Okay, go with that. 554 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:48,450 You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. 555 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,490 And then there was that one year where... 556 00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:54,010 well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us. 557 00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:57,370 Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. 558 00:31:57,410 --> 00:32:00,610 And then I was offered a much better job at the plant. 559 00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:04,930 Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l... 560 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:09,890 maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women. 561 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,410 Absolutely. 562 00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:14,050 I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. 563 00:32:14,090 --> 00:32:17,490 Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering. 564 00:32:17,530 --> 00:32:18,490 Well not exactly. 565 00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:21,370 You wanted to emulate your mother. 566 00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:24,850 You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father. 567 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,210 - It's really not like that. - Megan, 568 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,890 you have found your root. 569 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,570 In order to start healing this festering wound, 570 00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:37,970 I want you to write a song. 571 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:39,650 It's very therapeutic, 572 00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,730 and it's good to put your feelings down. 573 00:32:47,770 --> 00:32:49,250 (blows whistle) 574 00:32:49,290 --> 00:32:51,930 Free time is up in 20. 575 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,170 That means inside. 576 00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:18,650 What is it? 577 00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:27,610 Nothing. Trash. 578 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:36,690 What am I, contagious? 579 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:51,850 What is that? 580 00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:54,090 I'm stuck on five, six, seven, eight. 581 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:56,330 - God is good. - God is straight. 582 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:59,250 Hey that's good. 583 00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,810 It's not supposed to be intellectual. 584 00:34:06,850 --> 00:34:10,890 Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good. 585 00:34:10,930 --> 00:34:12,770 Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels, 586 00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:15,170 orgasms make people feel good. 587 00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:23,850 Your parents didn't stay very long. 588 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,610 I imagine it gets uncomfortable 589 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,650 sitting that long with a stick up your ass. 590 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:34,650 I'm sure they're just trying to do what's best for you. 591 00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:36,410 I thought it was just an act, but you really are 592 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:38,610 as sweet as fucking pie, aren't you? 593 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:41,090 This is bullshit, Megan. It doesn't work. 594 00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:44,170 You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught. 595 00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,210 How'd you end up here? 596 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:52,170 I got caught. 597 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:54,170 Doing what? 598 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:02,770 I had this friend, 599 00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:06,530 and we just spent a little too much time together. 600 00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:09,890 What were you doing? 601 00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:12,010 What do you think? 602 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,650 My step-mom caught us in my room one day and sent me here. 603 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,970 Were you in love with her? 604 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:32,730 Does it matter? 605 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:39,490 Careful. I could report you for that. 606 00:35:46,127 --> 00:35:48,197 Five, six, seven, eight, 607 00:35:48,567 --> 00:35:51,081 God is good, God is straight 608 00:35:51,327 --> 00:35:53,602 One, two, three, four, 609 00:35:54,007 --> 00:35:56,680 rums we will be ne more 610 00:36:08,727 --> 00:36:10,399 Maggie, thank you for this song. 611 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:12,558 It means so much to all of us. 612 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,160 # Open the door # 613 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,240 # Walk in behind her # 614 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,160 # Draw back your bow # 615 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,520 # Let it remind her # 616 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,480 # No one's around # 617 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,480 # No need to fake it # 618 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,680 # She's not in love # 619 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,760 # How can she take it? # 620 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,760 # Give her the time # 621 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,760 # She'll know you mean it # 622 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,760 # Make up her mind # 623 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,840 # Throw in her feelings # 624 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,800 # Open the door # 625 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,000 # Have her jump through it # 626 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,960 # She fell in love # 627 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,320 # How could she do it? # 628 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,040 # Do you know? Do you... # (buzzing) 629 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,000 (moaning) 630 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,880 (whispering) Resist temptations... 631 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,080 (heavy breathing) 632 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,200 (gasps) 633 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,480 Oh my God. Please don't tell. 634 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,280 Oh my God, help. 635 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,240 Shut the fuck up! You stupid little bitch. 636 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,640 - (electric buzz) - Ahhh! 637 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,000 Hey! 638 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,600 What's going on in here? 639 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,600 - A little premature simulation? - They were kissing. 640 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,760 - She's full of shit. - Mike, we were just uh... 641 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,920 - Mike... - Don't call my mom. 642 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,080 Dolph, I am really disappointed in you. 643 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,200 I thought you had what it took to get out of here clean. 644 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,240 It's time to wake Mary. 645 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,600 Come on! Come on! 646 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,520 Come on! 647 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,720 Mary: Whoever started this is out of this house, 648 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,440 and the other is really in the dog house. 649 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,400 - Clayton: Not me. - Dolph: I can't go home. 650 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,680 Mary: I am not interested in anybody's sob stories. 651 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,480 I can only help those who are willing to help themselves. 652 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,120 Now... who started this? 653 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,960 Someone has got to start talking! 654 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,760 All right, Clayton, you little pervert... 655 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,800 - What? ...you've got one week of solitary, 656 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,560 and if I catch you again you're out. 657 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,760 (sighs) 658 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,240 Come on, Mary. 659 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,000 I wish I could've seen those two boys in action, 660 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,160 before Miss Thing over there, went Nancy Drew on us. 661 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,920 If that little twink woulda narked on me, 662 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,120 heads would have rolled. 663 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,880 Would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death? 664 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,840 Or are you running low on batteries? 665 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,200 Mary: And here are our love-birds, 666 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,920 taking a relaxing evening stroll together. 667 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,000 Notice how affectionate they are. 668 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,320 This could be you. 669 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,640 And here is our happy couple at home. 670 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,520 Now it's important to make your man feel at ease 671 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,920 when he comes home from a long day at work. 672 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,320 Now, when it's time for lovemaking, 673 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:46,320 Dan kisses Sue and touches her breasts. 674 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,080 Women often find this sensation pleasurable. 675 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,560 # There's a dream in the back of my mind # 676 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,840 # Across the tracks is where I'll find my dream... # 677 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,280 # Trailer, trailer, pretty trailer # 678 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,480 # Trailer, trailer, pretty trailer # 679 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,360 # Talk penny, sing a dime # 680 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,320 # My Coleman stove is broke down all of the time # 681 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,240 # Neighbor, neighbor, call the neighbor # 682 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,240 # We'll have dinner in the trailer... # 683 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,080 So do you miss your friends from home? 684 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,880 I just can't decide who I miss more, 685 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,960 the grunting apes in the letterman jackets or the bulimic cheerl... 686 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,800 Go ahead, say it. 687 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,760 I didn't... I didn't mean that. 688 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,440 I don't have any friends. 689 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,120 What about you? 690 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,920 Well, I thought I did. 691 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,880 - Do they know you're here? - Oh yeah. 692 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,840 It's rough. 693 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,760 What's going on? It's almost lights out. 694 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,560 We're sneaking out. Get dressed. 695 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,880 But Mary... 696 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,760 Fuck Mary. 697 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,480 No way. There's only four weeks left. 698 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,760 There's no way I'm getting thrown out now. 699 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,960 Megan, they're never gonna find about this. 700 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,640 We haven't had fun in forever. 701 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,640 Come on. We could use a little fun. 702 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,840 - What if we get caught? - Were not gonna get caught. 703 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,560 If you're not coming with us, at least don't rat on us. 704 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,280 Let's go. 705 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,760 Come on. Hurry up. 706 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,760 Go, go, go. 707 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,240 Oh we have a nice big group tonight. 708 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,400 Get in. 709 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,880 - Okay, fasten your seatbelts. - Wait. 710 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,080 Oh. We have one more. 711 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,600 - Well it's about fucking time. - I can't believe I'm doing this. 712 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,160 Hi. I'm Lloyd Morgan-Gordon. 713 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,640 This is Larry Morgan-Gordon. Glad to have you with us. 714 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,080 You'll need one of these. 715 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:12,080 It may not be an exact match, but... 716 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,520 First time you've all been AWOL? 717 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,880 Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays. 718 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,840 From True Directions? 719 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,640 We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. 720 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,240 We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, 721 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,760 to see that there are options. 722 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,080 In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a... 723 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,040 lie. 724 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,280 Whether you want to be who you are 725 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,080 or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about. 726 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,120 So you run like, the underground homo railroad? 727 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,240 (dance music playing) 728 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,000 Come on, girls. 729 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,120 You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar. 730 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,080 Where else would we go? 731 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,640 - I'm gonna get you a drink. - I don't drink. 732 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,680 I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. 733 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,080 I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem. 734 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,360 - I refuse to accept a false... - What are you doing? 735 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,960 - My interventions. - You know you don't have to do that. 736 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,800 Just be yourself. 737 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,920 # Baby # 738 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,880 # You're making me want you... # 739 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,280 Hi. Would you like to dance? 740 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,440 - Sure she does. - No, sorry. I can't. 741 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,520 That's okay. Just thought I'd ask. 742 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,480 No problem. 743 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,760 Too good for one dance? 744 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,760 You can't dance with a girl for a second? Go ahead. 745 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,680 - Hi. - Hi. 746 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,720 Sorry. I don't dance much. 747 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,800 That's okay. 748 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:23,120 # Making me care, do doo doo # 749 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,240 # Do doo, doo, doo... # 750 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,440 # Baby... # 751 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,920 # You're making me want you # 752 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,280 # Want you # 753 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,560 # And baby... # 754 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,920 # You're making me love you # 755 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,520 - # Love you # - # We're in the city, city # 756 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,320 # You're making me love you # 757 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,040 # We're in the city, city # 758 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,960 # Makin' me love you... # 759 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,680 Megan, it's not what you think. 760 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:25,400 That's why we came here, right? So you could be yourself. 761 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,920 - I don't like Sinead that way. - Which way is that, clothed? 762 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,840 We weren't doing anything. 763 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,440 When you were going like this, you weren't doing anything? 764 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,560 No I wasn't... I wasn't doing that. 765 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,520 It doesn't matter. 766 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,760 - Why are you freaking out? - It's none of my business. 767 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,040 Do what you want. 768 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,320 You want me to do what I want? 769 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,360 - I could care less. - What I really want? 770 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,240 Screw you. 771 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,520 I'm not supposed to like you. 772 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,680 But? 773 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,760 I wanna do that again. 774 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,320 (cheering, music plays) 775 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,720 What are you looking at? 776 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,680 Ah! Mary's coming! 777 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,640 - Good night. - Good night. 778 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,960 # Here I go falling down down, down # 779 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,680 # My mind is a blank # 780 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,880 # My head is spinning around and around # 781 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,320 # As I go deep into the funnel of love # 782 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,440 # It's such a crazy, crazy feeling # 783 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,200 # I get weak in the knees... # 784 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,000 Come on, 785 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,200 throw out the first thing that comes to your head. 786 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,000 Okay, just think. 787 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,960 I already did. 788 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,920 Mine is just as good as anybody else's. 789 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,840 I'm a heterosexual. 790 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,720 Not yet, honey. You're almost there. 791 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,680 And don't speak out of turn. 792 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,880 No, I know, I've never been gay. 793 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,000 Jan remember, you were molested. 794 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,120 Just take a look at yourself. 795 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,080 Everybody thinks I'm this big dyke 796 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,040 because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, 797 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:21,240 and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. 798 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,680 I like guys. 799 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,160 I can't help it. 800 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,240 I want a big fat wiener up my... 801 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,920 Amen, sister. 802 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,600 (sniffs) 803 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,520 I quit. 804 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,400 Who in the hell is she trying to fool? 805 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,960 Hey, Jan. 806 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,600 Jan. 807 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,520 Group. 808 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,000 I have found something very disturbing this morning. 809 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,280 I would like to know 810 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,720 who has been sneaking out, 811 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,800 with those smut peddling recruiters? 812 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,840 I want names. 813 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:28,440 I want to know who is involved. 814 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,120 Fine then. Graham? 815 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,880 What do you have to say for yourself? 816 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,440 Why are you looking at me? 817 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,880 Because I found these under your bed. 818 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,200 Do you have anything you'd like to confess? 819 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,360 I didn't sneak out. 820 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,120 But you know who did. 821 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,320 No, I don't, but um... 822 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,200 I did realize something about myself last night, 823 00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:01,200 that I was too scared to admit until now. 824 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,640 Out with it. 825 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,400 Come on, out with it. 826 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:09,800 I have a crush. 827 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,120 On Joel. 828 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,720 It was the first time I really felt something for a guy. 829 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,880 And it just... it really proved to me the treatment's working. 830 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,200 Oh, Graham. 831 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,480 Now, let this show you 832 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,520 what determination has yielded. 833 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,440 Fruit. 834 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,040 Now I want you all to look at Graham's strength, 835 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,240 and how she worked her way through this five-step program. 836 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,240 And by the way, I am very disappointed in the rest of you. 837 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,800 And I have scheduled a meeting with each of your parents. 838 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:52,440 If you can't listen to me, then perhaps you'll listen to them. 839 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,480 Joel: No, I didn't go to the Cocksucker. 840 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,600 I've never been to the Cocksucker. I won't. 841 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,560 My cocksucking days are over. 842 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,120 I am normal. 843 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,440 Mom, Dad, you have to believe me, I swear I didn't go anywhere. 844 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,920 You're not gonna tell your parents are you? 845 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,880 (chimes) 846 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,360 Now, honey, 847 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,040 your mom and I both know 848 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,120 that you didn't have anything to do with that... 849 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,240 - that... - Field trip to the Cocksucker. 850 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,160 - Field trip to the Co... 851 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,720 but... if you had gone... 852 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,720 You have to know that you would be on your own. 853 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,840 What's that supposed to mean? 854 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,480 Well you can't come home. 855 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,840 We can't allow you to live an unhealthy lifestyle under our roof. 856 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,600 So, Megan, if that is what you choose, 857 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:50,480 you're choosing to cut us out of your life. 858 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,200 Well, great. Great. 859 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:58,640 Now, what did you want to tell us? 860 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,160 Just that you don't have anything worry about. 861 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,280 I've been missing Jared a lot, 862 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,680 and can't wait to see him again. 863 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:13,200 Oh, Megan. That's wonderful. 864 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,360 You just keep up the good work, 865 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,840 and we'll be back to see you graduate. 866 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,640 Dad: You'll be home before you know it. 867 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,040 Bye-bye, sweetie. 868 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,400 - You be a good girl. - Goodbye, dear. 869 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,520 Hmph! 870 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,200 (answering machine) This is Larry and Lloyd Morgan-Gordon. 871 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,160 Leave us a message. (beep) 872 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,400 I know you're there. Now pick it up. 873 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,680 Listen to me, you little inverts. 874 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,320 Okay, you want to play rough with my kids, 875 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,960 then I can play rough with you. 876 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,320 - Time's up. - Yes, thank you. 877 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:57,280 We've got a little situation to deal with. 878 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,280 (Chanting) Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! 879 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,160 Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! 880 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,160 Mary: You have other options. 881 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,160 Don't you want to be normal? 882 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:10,520 Hey, I know you. I saw you last night. 883 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,000 Hey! Your daddy know you're a faggot? 884 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,160 Good shot, Graham. 885 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,240 What are you doing? 886 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,400 What if he saw us kissing? What do you want me to do? 887 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,600 We're not queer! We're not going anywhere! 888 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,080 We are here! We're not queer! We're not going anywhere! 889 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:30,120 That's it. If you don't retreat, we're coming out. 890 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,080 (screaming) 891 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,440 Is this what you teach now, Mary? Throw stones from glass houses? 892 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,880 You're gonna have a lot of broken glass around you. 893 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,600 It's part of the process, Lloyd. 894 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,160 It's not easy for them. 895 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,800 - Excuse me - Oh, thanks. 896 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,520 You are so good at being straight. 897 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,200 Wow. You have really big muscles. 898 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,920 I keep forgetting about all these little things. 899 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,280 Get her cake. Get her the cake. 900 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,360 Can I rub them? 901 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,440 Got a little cake right there. 902 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,240 That's good. 903 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,880 Oh. Yeah. 904 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,720 Mm-mm. 905 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,160 You're really manly. 906 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,120 - Thanks. - I like that. 907 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,320 - Manly is good. - I feel like the aggressor. 908 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,320 That's nice. 909 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,840 Yeah. 910 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,960 You will all 911 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,400 be graded in each category, 912 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,280 and those of you who pass, will move on to step five, 913 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,280 simulated sexual lifestyle. 914 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,920 And those of you who fail, will be sent home. 915 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,640 Boys with Mike. Girls with me. 916 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,880 # Her melody # 917 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,120 # Wants her desperately # 918 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,880 # Cry lonely tears # 919 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,400 # 'Cause she's so far from here # 920 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:37,560 # She's a ray of sunshine # 921 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:41,680 # My only ray of sunshine # 922 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,680 # Her yellow hair # 923 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,160 # Her fiery stare # 924 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,240 # But nothing's right # 925 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,680 # 'Cause she's not here tonight # 926 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,080 # She's a ray of sunshine # 927 00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:01,360 # My only ray of sunshine # 928 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,440 # I know that I'm going nowhere # 929 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,360 # I wish that she'd come back to me # 930 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,640 # She's all I need # 931 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,240 # She's all I need # 932 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,560 # All I need to end my misery... # 933 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,000 Mike: Essay topic: My root, 934 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,600 and how it prevented me from heterosexual loving. 935 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:30,120 # She's a ray of sunshine # 936 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:35,800 # My only ray of sunshine. # 937 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,880 Now, in order to successfully navigate 938 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,200 the treacherous sea of temptation, 939 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,600 one must first enter a life out of homosexuality. 940 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,880 I've never seen such a determined group. 941 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,360 And I am passing all... 942 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,560 but one of you. 943 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,440 - Andre. - Hmm? 944 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,200 You may pack your bags. 945 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,160 Now there's cake in the kitchen. 946 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,160 You'll wanna rest up for the simulation. 947 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,600 Michael, congratulations. 948 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,760 I just wasn't meant to be butch. 949 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,720 I'm a sissy. 950 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,480 No. 951 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,880 You should be proud of who you are. 952 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,360 Hello. 953 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,880 I mean you're more than just a sissy. 954 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,920 You're nice and clean, 955 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,680 and smart and sexy, 956 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,800 and firm and luscious, and... 957 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,480 Excuse me. 958 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,440 The last thing I need right now 959 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,400 is some fruit who just proved he's straight 960 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,360 telling my ass how sexy I am. 961 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,400 Congratulations, liars! 962 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,680 You know who you are, and you know who you want. 963 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,800 Ain't nobody gonna change that. 964 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,640 Shit! 965 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,240 # Breathe into my hands # 966 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:23,560 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from # 967 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:43,040 # Are you still, still breathing? # 968 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,960 # Are you still breathing? # 969 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,720 # Are you still, still breathing? # 970 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,560 # Are you still breathing # 971 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,680 # Breathe into my hands # 972 01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:02,840 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from... # 973 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,480 Graham? 974 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,600 I've never felt that way before. 975 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,560 Except... 976 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,680 Except for what? 977 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,440 - Don't laugh, okay? - I won't. 978 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,240 Except for when I was cheerleading. 979 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,000 - Really? - I'm serious. 980 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,600 It sounds stupid to you, but I really love it. 981 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,560 Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. 982 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,920 It's exhilarating. 983 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,840 I would love to see you cheer. 984 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:14,160 - Don't make fun of me. - No, I'm not. 985 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,000 Did you ever think maybe I'm just jealous 986 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,360 that you love something? 987 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,520 # Breathe into my hands # 988 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,880 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 989 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,760 Get out of bed! 990 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,080 You hormonal hussy. 991 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,000 I can't believe you did this. 992 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,400 You were suppose to be the role model. 993 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,760 Now get up right now! 994 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,840 What did I do? 995 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,360 Hilary: A little sleep-over with Graham. 996 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,800 (scoffs) 997 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,160 Get dressed right now! 998 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,680 Mary: You of course understand 999 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,240 what your little adventure has cost you. 1000 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,960 You will be removed from the program, and the premises at once. 1001 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,240 I understand. 1002 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,920 And of course your parents have made it very clear 1003 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,840 that you are just not welcome home any more. 1004 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,800 So you will be left to your own devices. 1005 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,560 I mean there may be one thing that you can do, 1006 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,760 where we can workout some kind of a deal. 1007 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,520 I'll let you stay, 1008 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,480 and graduate with the rest your class, 1009 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,320 but you must do me one favor in return. 1010 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:27,800 Partner in simulation with Rock. 1011 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,800 Rock? 1012 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,120 I don't think that'll work. 1013 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,000 (dance music playing) 1014 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:40,880 Oh, for Pete's sake! 1015 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,000 (singing) # Wham bam, thank you, ma'am. # 1016 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,800 Rock, turn it off. 1017 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,760 We've lost Megan. 1018 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,000 She just wasn't strong enough. 1019 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,880 But you still have a chance to save yourself. 1020 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,160 It's your choice. 1021 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,520 You can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke 1022 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,240 or you can do the simulation and graduate, 1023 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,200 and lead a normal life. 1024 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,760 There is no choice. 1025 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,520 You came here to graduate, 1026 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,080 and that is exactly what you are going to do. 1027 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,560 You understand me, young lady? 1028 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,760 This is exactly why your mother left. 1029 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,960 Are you ready to lose your father? 1030 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,560 Then it's settled. 1031 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,320 Graham will partner with Rock in simulation. 1032 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,080 Megan, you're out. 1033 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,960 Skedaddle. 1034 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,320 (softly) I'm sorry. 1035 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,800 Man: What do you want? 1036 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,640 I need to talk to Lloyd and Larry. 1037 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,400 But you're from True Directions. 1038 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,880 - Yeah. - (window shuts) 1039 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,520 Hey, not anymore. 1040 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,880 All right, kid, get in here. 1041 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,680 Come on, move your tush. 1042 01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,160 I can't go back. 1043 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,960 I thought you could teach me how to be a lesbian, 1044 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:02,800 what they wear, where they live. 1045 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,960 You know. 1046 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,200 Megan, we can't help you with that. 1047 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,320 There's not just one way to be a lesbian. 1048 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,840 You just have to continue to be who you are. 1049 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,480 - Dolph? - Megan. 1050 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,320 Thank you so much for saving me from that place. 1051 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,760 What are you doing here? 1052 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,880 I live here. 1053 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:28,120 Or at least until I find a way to make it on my own. 1054 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:31,600 It's way better than TD. 1055 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,880 We all get our own rooms and curfew is midnight. 1056 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,600 But we have to share bathrooms. 1057 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,160 Not at the same time, of course. 1058 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,640 Of course. 1059 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,040 Come on, it's going to be okay. 1060 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,640 No it won't. 1061 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,040 She was supposed to leave with me and she didn't. 1062 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,920 Whoa, slow down, who? 1063 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:52,960 Graham. 1064 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,440 I knew it. 1065 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,720 She was into you from the start. 1066 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,320 Then why didn't she come with me? 1067 01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,000 Maybe she was scared. 1068 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,640 Like I'm not? 1069 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,560 Believe me, you're better off here. 1070 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,360 Mary: Graham? 1071 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,280 Pay attention. 1072 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,640 Action, Rock. 1073 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,000 Now lean in and kiss her. 1074 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,760 Nice, Rock. 1075 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,280 Now, feel how soft and vulnerable she is. 1076 01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:36,880 Isn't it wonderful? 1077 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,240 Now, Graham, 1078 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,480 let him take the lead. 1079 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,920 A little tongue... 1080 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,760 He loves you. He wants to be with you. 1081 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,040 The way God intended. 1082 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,600 To be inside you. 1083 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,840 His love muscle thrusting. 1084 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:55,240 (both scoff) 1085 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,360 Cut. 1086 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,000 Megan, we thought that Dolph should take you out this week, 1087 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,680 to celebrate your new freedom. 1088 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,840 - How would that be? - Sure. 1089 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,240 So, Megan... 1090 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,280 what do you want to do now? 1091 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,800 Larry, Megan just made a very traumatic decision 1092 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,600 - and she's moving through that process. - I thought that... 1093 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,760 we could check out some schools in the city, 1094 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,600 - and I could... - She's not ready... 1095 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:19,720 Sweetie. 1096 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,320 I'm just asking a simple question. 1097 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,280 - I'm not interrogating her. - You are moving into that 1098 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,720 - aggressive space again. - Can't I even ask a question around here? 1099 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,680 Now I feel you moving into your victim stance. 1100 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:33,040 I was not attacking, I was verbalizing. 1101 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:37,200 I just feel like you don't value my opinion anymore. 1102 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,480 Seems like nothing I do pleases you. 1103 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,760 I feel inadequate. 1104 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,800 I love my Larry bear. 1105 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,800 - Lloyd's sorry. - Larry bear's sorry, too. 1106 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,320 Okay then. Dinner's ready. 1107 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,840 Very good. Okay, who's next? 1108 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,600 Okay, now remember that sex is fun. 1109 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,280 We're making love. 1110 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,280 There's nothing dirty about it. 1111 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,520 Sex is beautiful when it's between a man and a woman. 1112 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:23,840 Mom? 1113 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,040 Okay, now from this position, 1114 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:27,600 the woman will spread her legs, 1115 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,640 opening like a flower. 1116 01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:31,120 That's wonderful Graham. 1117 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:34,400 Now at this point, the man will insert himself 1118 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:35,720 into the woman. 1119 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:42,840 Yes, that's... 1120 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,720 Yes. Rock that's it. 1121 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:46,720 Mrs. Brown? 1122 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,080 What is it, Joel? 1123 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:51,240 - What about foreplay? - Foreplay is for sissies. 1124 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,320 Real men go in, unload and pull out. 1125 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,600 Mom! 1126 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,240 We could dance if you want to. 1127 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,920 You go ahead. 1128 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,080 I think I need to go get some air. 1129 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,120 I miss her. 1130 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,080 She's scared that maybe she's making the wrong choice. 1131 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,280 But it's her wrong choice to make. 1132 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,560 You have to be willing to walk away. 1133 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,920 What about you and Clayton? 1134 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,880 If he can't make a stand, he just can't make a stand. 1135 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,360 Well, what about you? 1136 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,480 What are you willing to do? 1137 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,640 I'm so proud of you. 1138 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,880 Doesn't it feel great to be straight? 1139 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,400 To be out of homosexuality? 1140 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,000 It's not always gonna be easy, 1141 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,400 but at least we know what to do now. 1142 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,280 Okay, girls, ready to go? 1143 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:24,560 Give me the keys. 1144 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,880 - I hope she's worth it. - Is Clayton? 1145 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,720 I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton. 1146 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:29,960 Yeah, right. 1147 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,040 There he is. 1148 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,600 Let's go. 1149 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,720 Mary: Welcome to the graduating class of True Directions. 1150 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,880 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present 1151 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,080 our happy heterosexuals. 1152 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,640 (applause) 1153 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,880 - Jesus. - Miss me? 1154 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,360 Why are you here? 1155 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:10,840 I came to get you. 1156 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,680 I can't go anywhere, Megan. 1157 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,160 That was fast. 1158 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,360 Where's Graham? 1159 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,400 I've got to try again. 1160 01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:59,400 We have all gathered on this special day, 1161 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:03,320 to celebrate the wonderful true directions. 1162 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:10,000 And praise be to our Higher Power. 1163 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:15,040 Will our graduates please stand again? 1164 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,760 Sinead Lauren. 1165 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,160 Joel Goldberg. 1166 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,560 Hilary Vandermueller. 1167 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,880 Graham Eaton. 1168 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,760 And now, I think that in closing... 1169 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,320 we should... 1170 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:23,120 Graham. 1171 01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:31,560 One, two, three, four, 1172 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,880 I won't take "no" anymore. 1173 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,920 Five, six, seven, eight, 1174 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,160 I want you to be my mate. 1175 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,560 One, two, three, four, 1176 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,800 You're the one that I adore. 1177 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:45,160 Five, six, seven, eight, 1178 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:48,080 Don't run from me 'cause this is fate. 1179 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:51,000 # Breathe into my hands # 1180 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,880 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 1181 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,240 I love you. 1182 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,320 Megan... 1183 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,000 you stop it, this instant. 1184 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,960 'Cause you will wallow in the smut 1185 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,640 of your homosexual depravity 1186 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,200 for the rest of your life. 1187 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,760 Go, come on, let's go. 1188 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,200 - (engine starts) - Megan! 1189 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,680 Wait! 1190 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:37,240 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1191 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,840 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1192 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:48,600 # Are you still, still breathing? # 1193 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:52,000 # Breathe into my hands # 1194 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:57,200 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from # 1195 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,560 # Breathe into my hands # 1196 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:04,000 # Or cup them like a glass to drink from. # 1197 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,320 (applause) 1198 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,520 My name is Peter, 1199 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:11,600 and... 1200 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,880 my daughter is a homosexual. 1201 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,080 All: Hello, Peter. 1202 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:36,040 # What do they know when they say I'm too young? # 1203 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:40,560 # As I get older and until my life is done # 1204 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:45,240 # I'll be the one who had love that was true # 1205 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:49,200 # They all had nothing and I had you # 1206 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,160 # We'll be together forever in love # 1207 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,200 # Together forever in love # 1208 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,000 # Together forever in love # 1209 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:11,280 # I'll be your reason for starting your day # 1210 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:15,840 # You'll be my true love in every way # 1211 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:19,840 # I'll always need you I promise that now # 1212 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:24,400 # Through good and bad as long as this life will allow # 1213 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,840 # We'll be together forever in love # 1214 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,920 # Together forever in love # 1215 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,760 # Together forever in love # 1216 01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,080 # My life is for living # 1217 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:39,120 # I'll spend mine giving you all that I can # 1218 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,840 # My heart and my hand # 1219 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:55,720 # My life with you will shine brighter than gold # 1220 01:20:55,760 --> 01:21:00,440 # Memories of heaven for when I get old # 1221 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:04,640 # Never again will I wanna run away # 1222 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:09,080 # I didn't think that I could ever feel this way # 1223 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,600 # We'll be together forever in love # 1224 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,840 # Together forever in love # 1225 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:18,960 # Together forever in love # 1226 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,120 # Together forever in love. # 1227 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,560 # Open the door # 1228 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,680 # Walk in behind her # 1229 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,880 # Draw back your bow # 1230 01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:54,840 # Let it remind her # 1231 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,880 # No one's around # 1232 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,880 # No need to fake it # 1233 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,760 # She's not in love # 1234 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,560 # How can she take it? # 1235 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,240 # Give her the time # 1236 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:15,360 # She'll know you mean it # 1237 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,320 # Make up her mind # 1238 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,560 # Throw in her feelings # 1239 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,520 # Open the door # 1240 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,640 # Have her jump through it # 1241 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,640 # She fell in love # 1242 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,640 # How could she do it? # 1243 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,640 # Do you know, do you know # 1244 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,000 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1245 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:36,560 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1246 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:39,280 # Do you know, do you know # 1247 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,800 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1248 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:45,440 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1249 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:47,600 # You should try to kiss her # 1250 01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,960 # Crazy galore # 1251 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,280 # You wouldn't do it # 1252 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:04,160 # Seen it before # 1253 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,600 # Looks like you blew it # 1254 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:09,440 # Do you know, do you know # 1255 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:11,960 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1256 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,280 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1257 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,240 # Do you know, do you know # 1258 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,680 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1259 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:24,360 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1260 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,600 # You should try to kiss her # 1261 01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:29,520 # Do you know, do you know # 1262 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,960 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1263 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,680 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1264 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,520 # Do you know, do you know # 1265 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,000 # What you're missing, what you're missing # 1266 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,640 # Will show, if you should try to kiss her? # 1267 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,880 # You should try to kiss her # 1268 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,240 # Just put up your fist # 1269 01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:55,040 # You should try to kiss her goodbye. # 1270 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:06,320 # Swish with me # 1271 01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:08,560 # And I'll swish with you # 1272 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,320 # That's right, get down # 1273 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:14,840 # Everybody swish to the left # 1274 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:16,960 # That's right, get down... # 1275 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:23,960 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com