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Launch control is having
trouble verifying mass acceleration.
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Team Banzai rotational supervisor,
please confirm.
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I want an electromagnetic
fuel reading from the launchpad.
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We are T minus seven zero and holding.
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Anti-gravity inertia
reversal cross-check underway.
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Can we have a photographic
printout brought into the bunker?
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T minus six zero three and holding.
Phaser positive. Latch compressor.
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Multi-stage axial compressor... latched.
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{\an8}Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs.
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Commence pullback
to the launch sequence.
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Clear the launch.
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Specific density is 2.5. Over.
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You're kidding.
He's still at the hospital?
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Banzai hasn't showed yet,
Mr. Secretary.
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Looks like he's got cold feet.
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Well, better go see what's
keeping the boss, Reno.
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Why me?
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‘Cause I'm busy.
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May I have the curved
Yasargil, please?
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It's not here, Dr. Banzai.
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Ah, let me have the straight one then.
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See, this is the part where for me
it started looking like a problem.
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I mean, you know, I wanted to sacrifice
the precentral vein
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in order to get some exposure.
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But because of this
guy's normal variation,
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I got excited and all
of a sudden I didn't know
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whether I was looking
at the precentral vein
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or one of the internal cerebral
veins or the Vein of Galen
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or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal,
so on my own, me at this point,
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I was ready to say
"That's it, let's get out".
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See, you can check
your anatomy all you want,
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and even though there
may be normal variation,
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if you get right down to it,
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this far inside the head,
it all looks the same.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Don't tug on that.
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You never know what
it might be attached to.
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This is control.
02 vents are closed. Looks good.
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Dr. Banzai is using the laser
to vaporize a pineal tumor
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without damaging
the quadrigeminal plate.
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Subcutaneous microphone's gonna
allow the patient to transmit
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verbal instructions to his own brain.
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- What, like "Raise my left arm"?
- Or "Throw the harpoon".
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People are gonna come from all over.
This boy's an Eskimo.
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You ever thought about
joining me full-time?
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What do you mean? You serious?
Do you have an opening?
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Uh-huh.
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Can you sing?
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A little. Yeah. I can dance.
49
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Hey, it's Buckaroo.
50
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We have Buckaroo descending.
We have him on the launch stadium perimeter.
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Inertial control positive.
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T minus five four five.
Resume counting.
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Hey, hey, Rawhide!
Hold on!
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- All systems righteous.
- Professor Hikita says we have a go.
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Commence final liquid...
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I'm teeing off in an hour and a half.
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What's this jalopy
supposed to do anyway?
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- 500 miles an hour, General.
- Oh, Senator, you're so gullible.
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Please clear the launch grid.
Please clear the launch grid.
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HB 88, this is control.
Driver's door check secure.
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- ...B, C, D, E...
- Clear the area!
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Control, this is HB 88.
Commander's voice check. Over.
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Roger, HB 88.
Read you 10-2. Out.
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Control, this is HB 88.
Event timer started. Over.
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HB 88, this is control.
APU start is go.
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You are on your
on-board computer. Over.
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Roger, I copy.
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- Altimeters?
- Set and crosschecked.
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- Compasses?
- Crosschecked.
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- Reserve brake system two?
- Uh, closed and guarded.
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- Gear handle?
- Down and in.
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- Throttles and start levers?
- Free, closed, and off.
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Number four electric
hydraulic pump and press?
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On and checked.
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- Parking brake?
- Set and press checked.
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- Radios, radar and transponder?
- Set and stand by.
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HB 88, this is control.
IMU alignment in progress.
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00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:08,315
We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes.
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30.32 seconds north...
by 80 degrees, 36 minutes.
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- 14.8 seconds west.
- Synchro is aligned. Out.
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HB 88, this is control.
Ground crew secure. Over.
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INS RAM coordinates.
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Form one and fuel ticket?
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- On board.
- Circuit breakers?
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- Point of no return.
- Oxygen pressures.
86
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Five, four...
87
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- We have main engine start.
- ...three, two, one.
88
00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:14,970
Electronuclear carburation
seems fine.
89
00:09:16,499 --> 00:09:19,271
He's fast. I'll give Banzai that.
90
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,377
But one heat-seeking missile
and he's history.
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HB 88, this is control.
APU start is go.
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You're on your on-board
computer. Over.
93
00:09:30,184 --> 00:09:34,855
They are reading you on the localizer
downrange. Looks good. Over.
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HB 88, this is control.
95
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Speed steady at 317 nautical.
400 and accelerating!
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Horizontal velocity is
expanding. Over.
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- Five... four... three...
- Here he comes.
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- ...two...
- ...cannot be measured...
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00:09:57,309 --> 00:09:59,895
- Where's he going?
- Yeah!
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00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:04,834
He is off course.
This is Chase One. Over.
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00:10:04,859 --> 00:10:06,653
He has broken trajectory and...
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00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:10,778
50 cylinder. There is an immediate
fire hazard, over. Do you read?
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00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:13,048
- Roger.
- Do you read?
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00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:17,394
Advise you abort. Over.
Repeat - advise you cancel phase two!
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00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,241
- What the hell's phase two?
- That's a big no-can-do.
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00:10:24,336 --> 00:10:26,528
Buckaroo, are you
decompressing? Over.
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00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:28,789
We are reading unsafe levels of nitrogen...
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00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:31,901
- He's broken the sound barrier!
- Mach 1.3.
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00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:36,052
Buckaroo, do you read?
Commence braking procedure. Over.
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00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,766
Just be cool. She'll hold.
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00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,130
Axis negative.
Pneumatic pressure negative.
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00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:45,523
We are looking at 500 degrees...
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We are in pursuit.
He is gaining. Over.
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He's heading for the mountains!
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00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:53,978
Eject, Buckaroo! Eject!
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HB 88, do you read?
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00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,372
Do you read? Over.
This is control. Do you read?
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00:11:02,873 --> 00:11:04,465
Unsafe levels of...
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00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:09,030
Standby recirculation
has been activated.
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00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:14,105
HB 88, this is control. Do you...
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00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:23,071
Hotel Brava 88, do you read?
Do you read? Over.
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00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:26,700
- What is going on?
- It's off my scope.
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00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:40,472
This is Chase One. We got his tracks.
They go right up to a wall of rock.
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00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:41,998
Holy shit!
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00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,965
This is Chase Two. Chase Two.
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We see him. We see him.
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00:12:20,326 --> 00:12:21,459
We have him.
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00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:23,988
Chase Two reports
a visual 100 miles...
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Banzai!
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He's gone through it.
He's gone through the mountain!
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00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:32,825
It has deployed there.
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00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:38,218
There is a minimal disturbance
in the electromagnetic field.
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00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:41,221
Anti-gravity inertia is normal.
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00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:44,624
Mass acceleration is
diminishing. Over.
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00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:46,684
He is okay.
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00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:51,166
The vehicle is hot, but we are
showing no radioactivity. Over.
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HB 88, this is control. We see you.
Welcome home. Over.
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00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:59,948
We show electrical-field aberrations
on the windshield.
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00:13:00,157 --> 00:13:02,351
We are getting a
localized vibration
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of the drive train
and a minor oil leak.
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00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:08,703
Buckaroo, can you verify
operational capability?
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00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:16,374
HB 88, this is control.
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00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:19,824
We are reading an electrical
field aberration of 993
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00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,843
on your windshield,
static and fracture.
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00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,787
Can you confirm? Over.
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00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:37,764
HB 88, this is control.
Do you hear me? Over.
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00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:40,435
We are getting localized vibration
on your drive shaft.
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00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,312
Can you verify? Over.
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00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:59,361
HB 88, a retrieval vehicle
will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over.
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00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:11,648
Well, there it is,
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00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:14,440
tire tracks right up
to a wall of rock.
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00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:18,353
Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno,
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00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:23,522
cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers,
Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle.
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00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:28,387
Could you elaborate on that device,
I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"...
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00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:31,832
- Oscillation overthruster.
- Hikita!
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00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:36,299
- Thank you, Allison.
- That dirty little Asian critter!
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00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,082
Tranquillizers
are being dispensed
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00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,508
to all patients between
10 and 11 am,
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00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,537
Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday.
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00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:50,442
...right at the horizon.
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00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:54,882
B. Bonzai blasting across the
wide open spaces of Texas.
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00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:58,709
His jet-car thrusts,
the sound barrier crumbles,
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00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:01,073
and then the dimension barrier.
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00:15:01,098 --> 00:15:03,332
It was, Buckaroo Banzai said,
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00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:07,531
exactly like Professor Hikita
had glimpsed in 1938
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00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:11,193
through the overthruster
he and Dr. Emilio Lizardo
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00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:13,298
put together from spare parts
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00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:15,626
in a laboratory at Princeton.
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00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:20,689
1938. Can you imagine what it
must have been like then?
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00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,812
Molto grazie, Dr. Lizardo.
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00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:39,533
Almost ready, Dr. Lizardo! Almost.
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00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:04,489
Electromagnets, they are charging.
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00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,520
Catapult, she's wired!
174
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:12,398
No. Not yet. No!
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00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:14,679
Whoo!
176
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:19,072
No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready!
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00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,126
He did not go through the wall!
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00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:51,179
Holy Toledo!
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00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:58,961
Facile. Sotto, dottor.
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00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:11,658
Emilio?
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00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:34,139
...asked what he saw,
asked where he went.
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00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:39,953
Dr. Banzai replied "Vast chasms
of hissing swamp, spurts of flame,
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huge thunderclaps
and gurgling rock formations."
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00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:48,503
Lithium is
no longer available on credit.
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00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:55,494
T-sub-E...
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00:17:55,647 --> 00:18:00,485
Gesù Cristo, make the ganglia twitch.
We're home free.
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00:18:00,886 --> 00:18:06,265
Home... home is where
you wear your hat.
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00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:10,412
I feel so break up,
I want to go home!
189
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:15,810
Hello, Doc. Who are we today?
Albert Einstein?
190
00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:18,621
No. Lord John Whorfin.
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00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:22,851
If there's one thing I hate,
it's to be mistaken for somebody else.
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00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,954
Yeah, well, cheer up, Lizardo.
It's Friday.
193
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,652
I got a care package
from your yo-yo friends.
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00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,610
Hey, Signore...
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00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:33,903
grazie tanto.
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00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,041
Thanks, Doc.
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00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:39,746
I come for your TV.
You've been using too much juice.
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00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:42,833
Another 10,000 kilowatts
again this month.
199
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:46,056
It beats me how an old homicidal
loony can use that much power.
200
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,964
Go on, take it! I don't need it!
201
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:54,812
Tomorrow I'm goin' home
with my overthruster.
202
00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:59,683
That's terrific, Doc.
203
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:02,472
I'll make sure you get
an early wake-up call.
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00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,816
Laugh while you can, monkey boy!
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00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:22,973
Eh, Buckaroo, I've done
a spectrographic analysis
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00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:26,681
on the specimen you pulled
off the jet-car drive shaft.
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00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,321
Uh, Rawhide, you're keen on bugs.
What do you think?
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00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:32,580
I don't care if you walked
through a mountain in Texas.
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00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:35,838
This is New Jersey, and when you play my,
when you play my joint,
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00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,387
you're just another act.
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00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:42,370
- I want some music out of you characters.
- You want it, Artie? You got it.
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00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,095
Let's rock and roll!
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00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:55,630
Ladies and gentlemen,
Artie's Artery is proud to present
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00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:56,965
for a single night only,
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00:19:56,990 --> 00:20:00,773
New Brunswick's own,
the one, the only, the amazing...
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00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:04,476
Buckaroo Banzai and
the Hong Kong Cavaliers!
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00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,165
Excuse me.
218
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:22,868
Excuse me, uh, is someone out there
not having a good time?
219
00:21:27,122 --> 00:21:29,499
Is uh, is somebody...
220
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,960
is somebody crying...
221
00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:34,249
out there in the darkness?
222
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,174
Somebody crying?
223
00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:40,773
Over here. I'm sorry.
224
00:21:41,928 --> 00:21:47,726
Um, could we get... could we
get her a mic and a spotlight?
225
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:50,812
Uh, Tommy, could we run her a mic?
226
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:55,863
- What, are you serious?
- Yeah, run her over a mic.
227
00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:00,588
What's your name?
228
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,717
- Who cares?
- Right!
229
00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:05,439
Well, I care. What's your name?
230
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:13,899
Right.
231
00:22:10,957 --> 00:22:13,543
- Penny.
- Did you say Peggy?
232
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:17,689
No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy.
233
00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:21,827
That doesn't matter.
It's not important.
234
00:22:23,281 --> 00:22:28,818
I just... I just sponged up
a little too much Vat 69, that's all.
235
00:22:30,205 --> 00:22:33,444
I'm down to my last nickel
in this lousy town,
236
00:22:33,772 --> 00:22:36,247
and they wouldn't take
my luggage in hock.
237
00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,777
I lost my room at the Y this morning.
238
00:22:42,948 --> 00:22:44,648
- But it's cool.
- Maybe get her a violin.
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00:22:45,116 --> 00:22:48,066
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, now.
240
00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:50,239
Don't be mean.
241
00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:55,460
We don't have to be mean,
'cause remember...
242
00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:58,087
no matter where you go...
243
00:22:59,951 --> 00:23:01,396
there you are.
244
00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:20,762
I'm gonna sing this song
for you, Peggy.
245
00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,249
No... Penny.
246
00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:24,965
- Who cares?
- ...and anybody else out there...
247
00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:37,310
I don't have plans or schemes...
248
00:23:37,335 --> 00:23:40,063
And I...
249
00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:45,110
Don't have hopes and dreams...
250
00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:51,992
I don't have anything...
251
00:23:52,017 --> 00:23:53,910
- This is weird.
- Sure is.
252
00:23:53,935 --> 00:23:59,232
Since I don't have you...
253
00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:03,670
- Yeah, I...
- Who's the girl?
254
00:24:03,695 --> 00:24:08,800
Don't have fond desires...
255
00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:16,249
I don't have happy hours...
256
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:24,237
I don't have anything...
257
00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:34,851
- Get her outta here now! Let's go!
- Let me go! Let me go, you freaks!
258
00:24:35,018 --> 00:24:38,018
- Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
- Kill that spot. Kill it!
259
00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:48,118
...festive briefing by
the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow...
260
00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:51,644
Where do you think you're going,
Doc, the moon?
261
00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:55,255
- No, no. Planet Ten.
- Planet Ten. Why, pray tell?
262
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,277
- Operator?
- Doc, put down the phone.
263
00:24:57,302 --> 00:25:02,096
Operator? I wanna make a call
to a Mr. John Bigboote
264
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:07,217
at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
over in Grover's Mill.
265
00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:11,360
And you tell him that
it's John Whorfin calling.
266
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:14,835
That's W-H-O-R-F-I-N.
You got that, honey?
267
00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:18,703
- John. J-O-H-N.
- This better be collect, Doc.
268
00:25:25,337 --> 00:25:26,889
Bigboote?
269
00:25:27,588 --> 00:25:30,385
Of course it's me, you fool!
Who do you think?
270
00:25:31,199 --> 00:25:33,743
The time has come, Bigboote.
271
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:36,121
Prepare for my return.
272
00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:40,208
Well, haven't you heard?
Don't you watch T.V.?
273
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:46,131
Banzai and Hikita have done it.
They have opened the window!
274
00:25:47,202 --> 00:25:51,498
Si. Si. So meet me at the factory.
275
00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:54,639
And get their overthruster.
276
00:25:54,806 --> 00:25:56,549
And Hikita, too.
277
00:25:56,992 --> 00:25:58,984
Sure. Alive.
278
00:25:59,394 --> 00:26:03,940
No, no, don't worry about me.
I'll get my own ride.
279
00:26:11,990 --> 00:26:14,303
Evil will not prevail. That was...
280
00:26:15,568 --> 00:26:16,053
That was...
281
00:26:20,271 --> 00:26:22,959
Arrivederci, Jersey...
282
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,442
Goodbye, goodbye to her...
283
00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:36,220
- It's the spittin' image.
- Doesn't look anything like her to me.
284
00:26:36,431 --> 00:26:38,036
Pictures don't lie.
285
00:26:38,349 --> 00:26:42,523
The hell they don't.
Met my first wife that way.
286
00:26:43,354 --> 00:26:44,911
It's Peggy to these eyes.
287
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,358
It's the same nose.
It's the same hair.
288
00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:50,503
Plus Buckaroo has to think so too
or else he wouldn't be ready
289
00:26:50,528 --> 00:26:52,246
to make a fool of himself.
290
00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:00,096
Just hot off the
World Watch Wire, Buckaroo.
291
00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:01,915
Thought you'd wanna be notified.
292
00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:04,998
Remember that old Italian pal
of the professor's?
293
00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:06,771
- Emilio Lizardo.
- Yeah.
294
00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:08,271
Last night he kills a guard and
295
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:10,994
breaks out of the Trenton Home
for the Criminally Insane.
296
00:27:11,049 --> 00:27:13,490
Ten minutes later,
he cops a Maserati Bora.
297
00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:14,871
Totaled it a block away.
298
00:27:14,896 --> 00:27:16,140
Holy moly.
299
00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:19,959
- Maserati Bora.
- Mm-hm. That ain't all.
300
00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,744
He's vanished. Thin air.
301
00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:26,391
Dr. Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?
302
00:27:27,408 --> 00:27:28,789
You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.
303
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,736
This guy is a top scientist, dumkopf.
304
00:27:31,736 --> 00:27:33,164
So was Mr. Wizard.
305
00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:37,143
Dr. Emilio Lizardo
is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy.
306
00:27:37,317 --> 00:27:41,321
A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin'.
307
00:27:46,084 --> 00:27:48,332
Buckaroo, look at this.
308
00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:52,560
Grossly-abnormal high-altitude
electrostatic disturbance
309
00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:55,545
- moving down over Connecticut.
- From the jet-car, do you think?
310
00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:59,339
No, not from the jet-car.
Check with NORAD Command.
311
00:27:59,364 --> 00:28:01,741
It could be above-ground
atomic testing in China.
312
00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:03,653
Maybe sunspot activity.
313
00:28:04,314 --> 00:28:05,981
Man, that's strange.
314
00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:12,375
Scientists at the
Strategic Space Command have detected
315
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:16,160
a mysterious radioactive cloud-like
mass over southern New England.
316
00:28:16,281 --> 00:28:19,014
Senate sources close to the
National Security Consortium
317
00:28:19,014 --> 00:28:20,590
have refused to comment.
318
00:28:20,702 --> 00:28:25,098
Alright, let's get on back to three
great modern country hits in a row.
319
00:28:29,632 --> 00:28:31,762
- Sidney! How's the patient?
- Buckaroo!
320
00:28:31,762 --> 00:28:33,314
Oh, fine,
he's doing fine thanks to you.
321
00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:35,735
- But more importantly, congratulations!
- Thank you.
322
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,120
- You drove through a mountain.
- I did.
323
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,419
You drove right through
a mountain the other day.
324
00:28:38,419 --> 00:28:39,797
You did it right after you
left me at the operation.
325
00:28:39,797 --> 00:28:41,362
You hadn't even
said anything about it.
326
00:28:41,362 --> 00:28:43,449
- Didn't even mention it—
- Sidney, these are my friends.
327
00:28:43,474 --> 00:28:45,396
This is my colleague
Dr. Sidney Zwibel,
328
00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:47,331
old medical friend
from Columbia P and S.
329
00:28:47,356 --> 00:28:48,527
Howdy. How you're doing?
330
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,748
Listen, Sidney,
I'm glad you could make it
331
00:28:49,748 --> 00:28:52,340
because it looks like we may need an
extra hand sooner than I thought.
332
00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,535
Aha, I see, an extra hand.
Yeah. That's what I was wondering about.
333
00:28:54,537 --> 00:28:56,365
I mean I got your message about
rendezvousing at this address.
334
00:28:56,365 --> 00:28:58,264
Barely had time
to pack my saddlebags.
335
00:28:58,289 --> 00:29:00,425
- Then I came here...
- I can see that.
336
00:29:00,711 --> 00:29:02,921
Well, I'm gonna snoop around.
Make yourself at home.
337
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,066
Ok.
338
00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:08,916
Well, you know, I thought we were
gonna rehearse or something.
339
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,869
You know,
I'm a big fan of all you guys.
340
00:29:10,869 --> 00:29:12,979
I love the comic books
and the records.
341
00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:14,628
I know you.
You're Pecos.
342
00:29:15,073 --> 00:29:18,410
- Perfect Tommy.
- Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry.
343
00:29:18,468 --> 00:29:22,087
- You're Pecos.
- Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno.
344
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:24,830
- Reno! It's an honor.
- Where do you hail from, Doc?
345
00:29:24,891 --> 00:29:28,263
- Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee.
- Where are your spurs at?
346
00:29:28,763 --> 00:29:30,329
What is he making fun of me?
347
00:29:33,316 --> 00:29:36,275
Third cell to the left.
Pink dress.
348
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,634
Arigato.
349
00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:54,312
What do you want? Huh?
What are you doin' here?
350
00:29:54,337 --> 00:29:56,112
What are you doing here?
351
00:29:57,674 --> 00:30:00,104
Why don't you just go away
and let me rot?
352
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,847
Who were you really trying
to annihilate last night?
353
00:30:07,392 --> 00:30:08,557
You.
354
00:30:09,714 --> 00:30:11,449
Just like the papers all say.
355
00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:15,468
Come over here.
356
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:19,041
Come on.
357
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:23,916
Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy!
358
00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:31,972
What do you want from me?
359
00:30:33,918 --> 00:30:38,816
Oh, you remind me of someone
I once knew long ago.
360
00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:45,007
Was she very beautiful?
361
00:30:46,472 --> 00:30:50,712
She was... Queen of the Netherlands.
362
00:30:50,712 --> 00:30:53,156
That's a long way
from where I come from.
363
00:30:53,438 --> 00:30:56,899
Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
364
00:30:57,734 --> 00:31:00,570
No, I'm from Laramie.
365
00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:03,740
Except that I was born in Cody,
but nobody...
366
00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:07,194
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, I mean?
367
00:31:07,285 --> 00:31:09,454
I don't know.
368
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:13,647
See, I always felt that there was
an... another part of me somewhere.
369
00:31:13,891 --> 00:31:15,682
Another part of you?
370
00:31:16,085 --> 00:31:18,115
Somewhere, yeah.
371
00:31:19,464 --> 00:31:21,440
I-I'm adopted.
372
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:23,693
Of course!
373
00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:26,174
If it was a snake, it'd have bit me!
374
00:31:27,013 --> 00:31:29,533
- Another you.
- Anything's possible.
375
00:31:29,557 --> 00:31:32,213
- Let her out!
- Hey, me too.
376
00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:33,234
Let her out?
377
00:31:33,264 --> 00:31:35,724
Yeah, let her out.
I'll be responsible.
378
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:38,039
- Well she's a killer!
- No, she's not.
379
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,397
And give her your coat.
380
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,038
Why me?
381
00:31:41,694 --> 00:31:43,431
Because you're perfect.
382
00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:47,497
You have a point there.
383
00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:55,418
I'd like to uh... move this thing along.
384
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,902
Perhaps some of you noticed
385
00:31:56,902 --> 00:31:59,761
we have a motorcycle convention
rolling in here.
386
00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:02,077
We're a little short of time.
387
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,466
Besides, I don't imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
388
00:32:06,636 --> 00:32:07,955
You're right.
389
00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:16,204
Without further ado I'd like
to introduce a young man
390
00:32:16,229 --> 00:32:21,715
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
391
00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:26,057
Dr. Buckaroo Banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
392
00:32:30,243 --> 00:32:31,536
Ooph.
393
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:34,354
Secretary, Senator Cunningham...
394
00:32:35,373 --> 00:32:36,920
members of the world press.
395
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:39,400
30 years ago, almost to this day,
my mother and father,
396
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,602
Doctors Sandra and
Masada Banzai
397
00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:43,177
gave their lives for what was then
398
00:32:43,177 --> 00:32:45,288
considered to be
a very insane notion:
399
00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:50,109
the possibility of
contacting alien life.
400
00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:52,963
However, not on another planet...
401
00:32:52,988 --> 00:32:54,598
but here.
402
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:57,756
Maybe right inside this table...
403
00:32:58,521 --> 00:33:03,188
living on a simultaneous plane
of existence with our own.
404
00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:06,007
Perhaps within a mountain.
405
00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:11,005
See this rock?
It's solid matter, right?
406
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,708
But in point of fact
the solid parts of this rock,
407
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:16,366
the neutrons, quarks,
protons and electrons,
408
00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:17,974
comprise only about
409
00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:21,160
one quadrillionth of its total volume.
410
00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,762
How many zeros is that?
411
00:33:22,786 --> 00:33:23,977
Quite a few.
412
00:33:24,055 --> 00:33:26,757
The rest of this rock
is actually only empty space.
413
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:30,611
So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita
here and Dr. Emilio Lizardo
414
00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:34,261
figured that if solid matter
were mostly just empty space,
415
00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:38,561
a person should be able to discover
a way to travel inside things.
416
00:33:38,728 --> 00:33:42,884
We at the Banzai Institute
have at last found that way.
417
00:33:43,107 --> 00:33:45,972
We have created a device
418
00:33:45,997 --> 00:33:49,824
called an oscillation overthruster,
419
00:33:49,849 --> 00:33:53,605
which systematically reorders matter
420
00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:58,209
by annihilating electrons,
positrons...
421
00:33:58,209 --> 00:34:02,168
Oh! I get it. What you're saying is that
oppositely-charged particles collide,
422
00:34:02,168 --> 00:34:03,911
and blow each other up
in a burst of energy.
423
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:06,964
Like a tiny big bang,
like a-a-a... baby bang.
424
00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:12,001
I'm probably just
stating the very obvious.
425
00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:13,237
Shut up, Penny. Shut...
426
00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:14,766
Oh, no, no,
it's not obvious at all.
427
00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:17,266
If it was obvious,
everybody would be doing it every day.
428
00:34:17,396 --> 00:34:18,768
See, by all accounts,
429
00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:21,959
it appears as though I literally
went right through a mountain.
430
00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,996
But you could take that mountain
431
00:34:23,996 --> 00:34:26,070
and pulverize it...
432
00:34:26,070 --> 00:34:29,857
and sift through it like breadcrumbs
for the rest of your natural life...
433
00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:34,202
and you would never ever find...
434
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,886
this.
435
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:43,027
And yet this living organism came out
of that mountain in Texas with me.
436
00:34:43,154 --> 00:34:46,991
Even though I was never
inside that mountain.
437
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,101
The president's calling you, Buckaroo.
438
00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:52,034
- The president of what?
- The president of the United States.
439
00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:54,628
Oh. Here.
440
00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:56,180
Later.
441
00:34:56,308 --> 00:34:58,616
- Is he still delirious?
- I can't tell. It's real fuzzy.
442
00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,684
I patched him through
to a pay phone down the hall.
443
00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:04,689
- Do your thing.
- Uh, Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
444
00:35:04,857 --> 00:35:06,501
Why don't you hold
onto it for a while?
445
00:35:08,158 --> 00:35:09,675
Any time.
446
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,239
Do we have the first slide, please?
447
00:35:12,530 --> 00:35:16,050
What about the Pentagon?
The possibility of war
448
00:35:16,075 --> 00:35:18,784
in the Eighth Dimension,
Mr. Secretary?
449
00:35:19,105 --> 00:35:20,179
What?
450
00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:22,873
It seemed like a strange connection
even back at the bus.
451
00:35:27,107 --> 00:35:29,026
Mr. President?
452
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,686
Some kind of interference.
453
00:35:35,075 --> 00:35:37,036
Hello, Mr. President?
454
00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:40,912
Mr. President? Mr. President, hello?
455
00:35:41,037 --> 00:35:42,780
Hello, Mr. President?
456
00:35:43,153 --> 00:35:43,947
- What's going on?
457
00:35:43,972 --> 00:35:46,372
Maybe it's just a prankster,
some computer whiz kid or...
458
00:35:46,397 --> 00:35:48,566
- Not with Elephant Bravo.
- Oh, no, Elephant Bravo...
459
00:35:48,566 --> 00:35:52,945
- Not with an alpha clearance.
- Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr...
460
00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:55,490
Look, Ed, go back to the bus
and reroute this call
461
00:35:55,515 --> 00:35:57,387
to the president's private suite
at Walter Reed Hospital.
462
00:35:57,387 --> 00:35:58,710
Yeah, and make sure
this is on the level.
463
00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:00,683
- We're busy people here.
- Yeah.
464
00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:04,261
Does the President call him a lot?
465
00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:11,315
Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything!
466
00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:12,758
Don't touch him!
467
00:36:12,782 --> 00:36:13,588
Aah!
468
00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:16,032
What's he writing?
469
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,096
Conference room!
470
00:36:19,305 --> 00:36:21,360
Conference room! Let's go!
471
00:36:21,432 --> 00:36:23,417
Launch thermopod.
472
00:36:35,855 --> 00:36:38,274
- There they are.
- Dr. Banzai.
473
00:36:38,299 --> 00:36:40,801
- Don't you see 'em?
- What do you mean? Who?
474
00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:45,782
Evil! Pure and simple from the
Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em!
475
00:36:45,807 --> 00:36:50,158
- Lectroids! Grab 'em!
- Lectroids? He's got a gun!
476
00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:51,085
No!
477
00:36:51,109 --> 00:36:53,461
Okay, wise guy!
478
00:36:55,674 --> 00:37:00,818
Let those gun belts hit the floor!
Nobody follows or the Prof is history!
479
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,232
Where's Buckaroo?
480
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:05,743
Somebody get him.
481
00:37:05,931 --> 00:37:07,285
Where's the overthruster?
482
00:37:08,123 --> 00:37:10,416
- Get an ambulance!
- Somebody get an ambulance here!
483
00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:29,830
- Come on, will you just ignore them?
- Isn't that...?
484
00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:56,296
Hey, wait a minute!
You can't ride that!
485
00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,896
It's Buckaroo Banzai!
486
00:38:13,072 --> 00:38:14,594
- Hold it!
- Freeze!
487
00:38:35,954 --> 00:38:38,425
I had my eyes open
all day long, Burt.
488
00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:40,282
It may not be a total loss.
489
00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:44,142
- Well I'm about ready to go home, do some reading.
- We might see something.
490
00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:52,264
I hit it! It's wounded.
491
00:38:55,213 --> 00:38:56,712
What'd it look like to you?
492
00:38:56,712 --> 00:38:59,982
- Like a big black flying dinosaur.
- Dinosaur? It was purple.
493
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:01,070
That's what it looked like.
494
00:39:01,095 --> 00:39:02,514
- It was purple.
- It was black.
495
00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:05,763
Well, it'll be dark before we even find it.
496
00:39:06,154 --> 00:39:09,366
We get Professor Hikita to
cough up the crucial missing circuit
497
00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:11,769
and then we finally
get our butts off this rock!
498
00:39:11,769 --> 00:39:13,872
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
499
00:39:15,869 --> 00:39:18,916
Well, what is it? What is it?!
500
00:39:19,235 --> 00:39:21,210
Black thermopod emergency beacon!
501
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,565
Here? On Earth?!
502
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,475
Why?
503
00:39:26,144 --> 00:39:28,328
John Bigbooté, why?
- Coordinates established.
504
00:39:28,353 --> 00:39:31,110
Electromagnetic energy
back on route three.
505
00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,518
The whole top of
that tree's squashed!
506
00:39:51,518 --> 00:39:53,142
Do you think it's up there?
507
00:39:54,370 --> 00:39:55,955
Let's wait for the cops, Burt.
508
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,982
What for? Are you scared?
509
00:39:58,367 --> 00:40:00,063
There's gotta be something there.
510
00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:01,576
Come on, Burt.
There's nothing up there.
511
00:40:01,601 --> 00:40:05,439
Well, how do you know?
Here, hold this. Hold this!
512
00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:10,322
Where you going? Where you going?!
513
00:40:10,703 --> 00:40:12,432
Christmas shopping.
514
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,817
- What's that?
- It's a stick. What's it look like?
515
00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:22,630
- Gimme some light, will ya?
- I got two guns in my hands.
516
00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,401
- Put one of them down.
- I ain't putting the guns down!
517
00:40:25,426 --> 00:40:28,081
- It's just a tree.
- Then leave it alone!
518
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:32,491
See, I told you!
I told you! Leave it alone!
519
00:40:35,702 --> 00:40:38,783
Run! Run! Run!
520
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:43,554
- Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it!
- I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed!
521
00:40:48,142 --> 00:40:49,594
There's something.
522
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,921
There's something coming out!
523
00:40:51,946 --> 00:40:54,052
- Where?
- Out of the top.
524
00:40:58,476 --> 00:40:59,899
Oh, my soul!
525
00:41:02,106 --> 00:41:06,653
Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it!
526
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,434
Sorry.
527
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,752
Is he dead?
528
00:41:24,777 --> 00:41:28,292
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
But look at his face. It's changing.
529
00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:30,746
And his hair...
his hair is all disappearing.
530
00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:33,616
What's that smell?
You smell electricity?
531
00:41:33,716 --> 00:41:36,513
He's crackling.
We're standing in water.
532
00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:38,402
What is he, Burt?
Is he radioactive?
533
00:41:38,427 --> 00:41:41,605
How the hell do I know?
Do I look like a nuclear genius?
534
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,948
He's probably from Mars.
Or Jupiter.
535
00:41:43,948 --> 00:41:46,650
Jupiter? I hope he's alone.
536
00:41:47,057 --> 00:41:49,254
- Burt, there's somethin' over there.
- Where?
537
00:41:49,254 --> 00:41:50,555
Right there.
538
00:41:58,898 --> 00:42:00,208
What is it?
539
00:42:03,635 --> 00:42:06,930
Buckaroo Banzai.
It's the latest issue.
540
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:14,236
Rawhide, come in. Rawhide.
541
00:42:14,276 --> 00:42:15,675
Rawhide.
542
00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:18,205
Yeah Buckaroo, what's up?
Where in Hades are you?
543
00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:20,005
I'm-I'm gettin' a lot of static here.
544
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:23,237
Yeah. That's me.
545
00:42:23,769 --> 00:42:28,229
I've been ionized, but... I'm okay now.
546
00:42:28,606 --> 00:42:32,211
Listen, I'm-I'm switching
on the homing beacon.
547
00:42:32,601 --> 00:42:34,683
Mark two minute intervals...
548
00:42:35,528 --> 00:42:36,176
now.
549
00:42:36,331 --> 00:42:38,011
Look, we got the overthruster,
550
00:42:38,036 --> 00:42:41,011
but someone shanghaied the professor
right from the press conference.
551
00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:45,524
- Oh, the deuce you say.
- What do you think?
552
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:49,169
- Dr. Lizardo, maybe?
- Yeah, I'd put money on it.
553
00:42:49,408 --> 00:42:52,204
- That crate.
- What crate?
554
00:42:52,345 --> 00:42:54,366
The crate they shoved in that van.
555
00:42:55,276 --> 00:42:56,820
You and the guys...
556
00:42:57,021 --> 00:43:00,695
Go back to the house and dig up
everything you can on an outfit called
557
00:43:00,805 --> 00:43:03,448
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
558
00:43:03,556 --> 00:43:06,562
- You got that?
- Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it.
559
00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:11,663
Hand me that tarp, will ya?
560
00:43:12,262 --> 00:43:13,331
Let's cover this guy up.
561
00:43:13,331 --> 00:43:16,334
- Guy? What guy?
- He's got paws.
562
00:43:18,909 --> 00:43:20,849
- Now what?
- Who are they?
563
00:43:22,728 --> 00:43:24,184
Cover it up.
564
00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:33,739
John Bigbooté, Officer.
565
00:43:34,008 --> 00:43:36,408
Head of Operations,
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
566
00:43:36,758 --> 00:43:38,093
- Hey.
- One of our birds.
567
00:43:38,537 --> 00:43:41,103
There, that fella over there
one of your birds, too?
568
00:43:41,128 --> 00:43:42,416
The droid, you mean?
569
00:43:43,987 --> 00:43:45,865
Doesn't look like anything
I've seen before.
570
00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:47,743
I mean, I've seen droids in space...
571
00:43:49,772 --> 00:43:51,180
Nice night, huh?
572
00:44:05,233 --> 00:44:07,901
That-that big thing
over there attacked me.
573
00:44:08,030 --> 00:44:10,734
Impossible.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
574
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,996
Yeah!
It's some kinda creature.
575
00:44:12,996 --> 00:44:14,797
There's part of it
still stuck in the tree.
576
00:44:14,797 --> 00:44:17,562
No it ain't, it's a machine
with 30-foot leather wings.
577
00:44:17,562 --> 00:44:19,303
and I think it's radioactive.
578
00:44:19,914 --> 00:44:23,789
Three minutes since he last moved.
This is a fix. Something is happening.
579
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:25,715
All right, well,
let's get somebody over there.
580
00:44:25,715 --> 00:44:29,193
Al, you set up the grid
and get the last known coordinates.
581
00:44:29,193 --> 00:44:30,995
Tommy, you hop on the Marconi
582
00:44:30,995 --> 00:44:33,294
and see if we got any Blue Blazes
within a ten-minute radius.
583
00:44:33,294 --> 00:44:35,440
But no strike teams,
Tommy, understand?
584
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,099
Alright, I'm headed downstairs.
Keep everybody calm.
585
00:44:42,426 --> 00:44:44,788
- Oh, Hikita-san.
- Buckaroo!
586
00:44:47,057 --> 00:44:49,837
Repeating:
Intrastate outward band five.
587
00:44:50,566 --> 00:44:54,586
Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze
irregulars in the Garden State.
588
00:44:54,952 --> 00:44:59,171
Buckaroo... in trouble.
Will repeat coordinates.
589
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:00,738
This is Scooter Lindley,
590
00:45:00,763 --> 00:45:04,183
Junior Blue Blaze irregular,
41 and a half. Hang on!
591
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:09,563
- Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble!
- Say what?
592
00:45:09,664 --> 00:45:13,139
Aliens from the Eighth Dimension.
I'm seeing them now.
593
00:45:13,164 --> 00:45:15,093
You can see them now? Here?!
594
00:45:15,118 --> 00:45:17,340
Yeah, the three jerks
driving this van.
595
00:45:17,365 --> 00:45:18,857
Look at this. What is this?
596
00:45:20,612 --> 00:45:22,589
I-It's your hand, Buckaroo.
597
00:45:22,614 --> 00:45:26,076
No, no, no, no, it's a formula.
It's an antidote of some kind.
598
00:45:26,285 --> 00:45:27,744
Whoever it was
in that phony phone call
599
00:45:27,744 --> 00:45:29,350
from the president
gave me information,
600
00:45:29,350 --> 00:45:33,300
some-some electrochemical message that
allows me to see what they really are.
601
00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:35,896
What are they?
602
00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,896
Lectroids from Planet Ten
by way of the Eighth Dimension.
603
00:45:39,285 --> 00:45:40,632
Mr. Gomez?
604
00:45:41,237 --> 00:45:43,069
I got a truck on the way
to help mop things up.
605
00:45:43,094 --> 00:45:44,002
- Identification?
606
00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:47,900
Or else this place'll become a zoo,
not to mention a haven for gawkers.
607
00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,746
Wait a minute. Now just a second.
608
00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:54,197
- Stay put. All of ya.
- Sure thing.
609
00:45:55,206 --> 00:45:57,441
We'll just go ahead and
start breaking it down.
610
00:45:57,466 --> 00:45:59,284
Don't touch it!
611
00:46:00,077 --> 00:46:02,832
I got my own help on the way.
Now that's an order.
612
00:46:07,451 --> 00:46:09,578
Go find something to crack it open.
613
00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:11,708
There's a Harley in those bushes.
614
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,486
I want you to get out
and go to the laboratory,
615
00:46:13,486 --> 00:46:15,017
start working on this formula.
616
00:46:15,286 --> 00:46:19,678
- I want you to synthesize it.
- Buckaroo! Give me the formula.
617
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,888
Oh, wow!
618
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:40,386
- Peggy!
- She's not Peggy, Mrs. Johnson.
619
00:46:40,386 --> 00:46:42,203
Sois sage, mon amie.
620
00:46:42,957 --> 00:46:46,229
No. Of course not.
How could she be?
621
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:49,779
- Any word from Buckaroo?
- No, I thought he was with you guys.
622
00:46:49,779 --> 00:46:54,271
No, he's not. Ah, Dr. Zwibel,
Penny Priddy... Mrs. Johnson.
623
00:46:54,271 --> 00:46:57,126
Nice to meet you.
The fellas call me New Jersey.
624
00:47:03,507 --> 00:47:07,636
- Well, where are they all going?
- Bunk house. Off limits.
625
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,916
Again, John Gomez!
626
00:47:16,839 --> 00:47:19,461
John O'Connor,
there's a crowbar in the truck.
627
00:47:19,486 --> 00:47:21,400
I'll get it.
628
00:47:35,705 --> 00:47:38,963
Destroy yourself, John Gant.
629
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:41,822
Set detonator.
630
00:47:45,909 --> 00:47:47,870
Detonator set.
631
00:47:49,235 --> 00:47:53,563
My most profuse apologies
to my homeland and loved ones.
632
00:47:54,144 --> 00:47:57,687
John Valuk is dead.
He fell on his head.
633
00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:03,272
But perhaps John Parker will get through
with our message to Buckaroo Banzai.
634
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:06,009
I said back off!
Now dammit, I mean it!
635
00:48:06,156 --> 00:48:09,650
Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh!
636
00:48:10,311 --> 00:48:14,673
Easy, friend.
Ha, Buckaroo Banzai!
637
00:48:17,743 --> 00:48:19,250
Hey!
638
00:48:19,686 --> 00:48:23,111
It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him!
639
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:35,422
Hustle up!
640
00:49:01,691 --> 00:49:04,669
Scooter and Casper Lindley,
Blue Blaze irregulars.
641
00:49:04,694 --> 00:49:06,623
At your service, Buckaroo!
642
00:49:19,225 --> 00:49:21,439
It is!
It is Professor Hikita.
643
00:49:21,464 --> 00:49:23,385
We're closing the gate.
Please step back!
644
00:49:23,410 --> 00:49:27,099
Where's Buckaroo?
645
00:49:28,241 --> 00:49:29,575
Yeah, I'm positive...
646
00:49:39,071 --> 00:49:40,398
We gotta have something for him.
647
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,194
Try a new cipher.
648
00:49:47,238 --> 00:49:49,995
- Try a G-cipher.
- G-cipher.
649
00:49:51,675 --> 00:49:53,041
There...
650
00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,120
That's more like it.
651
00:49:55,511 --> 00:49:58,443
Looks like we've accessed
their restricted data file.
652
00:49:59,027 --> 00:50:00,448
Could be highly revealing.
653
00:50:00,473 --> 00:50:02,276
No sign of Buckaroo.
654
00:50:02,379 --> 00:50:04,652
The professor
just rode up saying something
655
00:50:04,652 --> 00:50:06,756
about space monsters and
where's the overthruster.
656
00:50:06,781 --> 00:50:08,433
Went straight to the lab.
657
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,903
Space monsters, my ass.
658
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:16,165
Hey, man, nice jacket.
659
00:50:23,924 --> 00:50:26,244
What's in the big pink box?
660
00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:33,825
Hey, buddy. May I help you?
661
00:50:34,311 --> 00:50:36,763
Hello! Buckaroo Banzai!?
662
00:50:36,788 --> 00:50:38,484
You a messenger?
663
00:50:38,508 --> 00:50:39,162
What you got here?
664
00:50:39,187 --> 00:50:43,474
No, no, wait a minute.
I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person.
665
00:50:43,519 --> 00:50:46,124
My name is John Parker.
666
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,241
Identify yourself, no?
667
00:50:49,325 --> 00:50:52,052
Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers.
668
00:50:52,403 --> 00:50:56,245
Sorry, John, everybody
needs see Buckaroo. Later.
669
00:50:57,504 --> 00:50:59,976
Gino, run this down
to the professor for me.
670
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,927
Sounds like
he's getting a little nervous.
671
00:51:03,618 --> 00:51:06,346
- This is queer. Look.
- What's up? What do you got?
672
00:51:06,346 --> 00:51:08,752
All these people applied
for social security cards
673
00:51:08,752 --> 00:51:11,923
in the same town in New Jersey
on the exact same date.
674
00:51:11,948 --> 00:51:13,089
New Jersey?
675
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:17,565
46 Yoyodyne employees,
Grover's Mills, New Jersey,
676
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:19,876
11-1-38.
677
00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:21,644
I got some pictures, boys.
678
00:51:23,369 --> 00:51:27,096
It looks like a practical joke.
Check out these names:
679
00:51:27,539 --> 00:51:32,464
John Yaya? John Parrot?
John Bigboote?
680
00:51:32,489 --> 00:51:35,802
Maybe not.
John Nolan? John O'Connor?
681
00:51:36,247 --> 00:51:37,998
No way, José.
682
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:41,659
J-John Small Berries? It's a joke.
683
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:44,258
Maybe that's what Buckaroo
was talking about when he...
684
00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:47,592
No, no, Reno, there are no ages
and no places of birth.
685
00:51:47,721 --> 00:51:50,830
Uh, Grover's Mill.
Grover's Mill, 1938.
686
00:51:50,830 --> 00:51:52,349
Why's that so familiar?
687
00:51:52,906 --> 00:51:56,945
They all have the same first name.
John, John, John, John, John.
688
00:51:57,328 --> 00:52:01,023
Somebody's playing games here.
This is statistically impossible.
689
00:52:01,148 --> 00:52:03,362
No, no, no. Wait a minute,
wait a minute, um...
690
00:52:03,395 --> 00:52:05,225
November one. October.
691
00:52:05,786 --> 00:52:08,450
30 days hath September, April,
June, November. Short February.
692
00:52:08,450 --> 00:52:11,306
And all the rest have 31.
October 31st.
693
00:52:12,221 --> 00:52:13,451
Halloween.
694
00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,143
Oh, um...
695
00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:19,148
Don't you get it? Orson Welles.
696
00:52:19,148 --> 00:52:21,526
You mean the guy from
the old wine commercials?
697
00:52:21,783 --> 00:52:26,346
Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds,
that fake radio news broadcast
698
00:52:26,346 --> 00:52:29,331
that got everybody scared,
thinking real live Martians...
699
00:52:30,682 --> 00:52:32,810
were landing in Grover's Mill...
700
00:52:34,539 --> 00:52:35,881
New Jersey.
701
00:52:36,969 --> 00:52:39,083
Then it all just
turned out to be a hoax.
702
00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:40,724
So?
703
00:52:41,353 --> 00:52:47,615
So... maybe it wasn't a hoax.
Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax.
704
00:52:55,752 --> 00:52:59,163
If we don't find the overthruster,
John Whorfin'll have us for supper.
705
00:52:59,188 --> 00:53:01,948
Who says the damn
thing's even here?
706
00:53:21,152 --> 00:53:23,531
Be sneaky!
Come on! Come on!
707
00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:44,179
- Who is he?
- I don't know.
708
00:54:10,439 --> 00:54:12,868
All right, who's the wise guy?
709
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,869
I said, who's the wise guy?
710
00:54:32,595 --> 00:54:33,861
It's locked.
711
00:54:40,209 --> 00:54:42,333
John O'Connor, smash the window.
712
00:54:42,834 --> 00:54:45,705
Why me, John Bigbooté?
713
00:54:49,907 --> 00:54:51,852
It might be booby-trapped.
714
00:54:52,624 --> 00:54:53,751
Oh.
715
00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:01,524
Buckaroo!
716
00:55:01,524 --> 00:55:03,284
Mrs. Johnson,
this is Casper and Scooter Lindley.
717
00:55:03,284 --> 00:55:05,478
Is Hikita-san here yet? Where's
the overthruster? Where's Penny?
718
00:55:05,478 --> 00:55:07,291
The prof is in the lab
with the overthruster.
719
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:09,861
Penny's in the right wing guest room.
Everybody's safe and sound.
720
00:55:09,861 --> 00:55:12,060
- They're lectroids, Buckaroo.
- From Planet Ten.
721
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,419
Planet Ten?
How do you guys know that?
722
00:55:13,419 --> 00:55:15,252
It's all on the yellow record.
Come on.
723
00:55:15,464 --> 00:55:16,953
- Hey, Casper Lindley.
- Reno.
724
00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:17,610
Yellow record?
725
00:55:17,610 --> 00:55:20,708
However, they didn't
come here on a nonstop flight.
726
00:55:21,344 --> 00:55:23,031
They blasted through
the Eighth Dimension
727
00:55:23,056 --> 00:55:25,154
in 1938 over in Grover's Mill.
728
00:55:25,154 --> 00:55:28,369
Where there was a huge
electrical dimensional accident...
729
00:55:28,394 --> 00:55:29,887
some giant explosion,
730
00:55:29,887 --> 00:55:32,560
and they hypnotized
Orson Welles into covering it up.
731
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,910
So, first he says there's
an invasion from Mars,
732
00:55:35,910 --> 00:55:38,934
but then he says, no, no, no,
it's just a radio-show hoax.
733
00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:39,981
Get it?
734
00:55:40,006 --> 00:55:41,981
No. Let's go.
Orson Welles?
735
00:55:41,981 --> 00:55:43,946
What about Yoyodyne?
What about Dr. Lizardo?
736
00:55:43,946 --> 00:55:45,340
Well that's what we're trying to tell you.
737
00:55:45,365 --> 00:55:47,574
There's someone living inside him.
738
00:55:48,491 --> 00:55:50,208
- Buckaroo.
- Pinky.
739
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:53,236
Put this on.
Here, y'all put these on.
740
00:55:53,871 --> 00:55:56,006
There's more in the box
and there's one over there.
741
00:55:56,184 --> 00:55:57,332
What's this?
742
00:55:57,357 --> 00:55:59,714
It came with the record.
It's like a 3-D type thing.
743
00:55:59,715 --> 00:56:02,234
How am I supposed to know
he's from outer space?
744
00:56:02,284 --> 00:56:04,361
This Rasta guy
pedals up to the front gate
745
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,232
and delivers it all
in a pink cake box.
746
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,659
- Why? What for?
- We don't know. It wouldn't tell us.
747
00:56:08,659 --> 00:56:11,406
- It wants to talk to the head honcho.
- Lights.
748
00:56:24,961 --> 00:56:27,922
Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai.
749
00:56:28,492 --> 00:56:32,381
I am John Emdall from Planet Ten.
750
00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:37,273
A common, grave danger
confronts both our worlds.
751
00:56:37,525 --> 00:56:40,709
- After a bloody reign of terror...
- Hey, what is that?
752
00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,876
the hated leader
of a military caste...
753
00:56:44,047 --> 00:56:47,987
the self-proclaimed
"Lord" John Whorfin,
754
00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:51,101
a bloodthirsty butcher
as evil as your Hitler...
755
00:56:51,101 --> 00:56:52,079
Oh, wow!
756
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:56,070
was overthrown
by freedom-loving forces...
757
00:56:56,070 --> 00:57:00,977
tried and condemned, along with
several hundred of his followers,
758
00:57:00,977 --> 00:57:06,531
to spend eternity in the formless void
of the Eighth Dimension.
759
00:57:06,531 --> 00:57:09,197
Did you tell Penny that
Buckaroo's looking for her?
760
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:10,833
I looked in her room.
She wasn't there.
761
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,338
- Who's Penny?
- Where is she?
762
00:57:12,338 --> 00:57:15,662
Will everybody please shut up
so I can hear the rest of this thing?
763
00:57:16,030 --> 00:57:21,880
And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have
unintentionally helped John Whorfin
764
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,938
with the success of your
oscillation overthruster.
765
00:57:25,221 --> 00:57:31,424
For our intelligence warns us that
he intends to steal your overthruster.
766
00:57:31,661 --> 00:57:36,642
If he should attempt this,
we will have no choice
767
00:57:36,642 --> 00:57:40,881
but to disrupt worldwide
electronic communications
768
00:57:40,881 --> 00:57:45,246
and fire a particle-beam weapon
from your airspace
769
00:57:45,246 --> 00:57:50,052
to Smolensk in the Union
of the Soviet Socialist Republics.
770
00:57:50,052 --> 00:57:52,033
That an action that the
Kremlin will most certainly
771
00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:53,970
misinterpret as an
American first strike.
772
00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,912
They're already a little
trigger-happy as it is.
773
00:57:55,912 --> 00:58:00,914
Stop John Whorfin before sunset.
774
00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:06,305
If you fail, we will be forced
to help you destroy yourselves.
775
00:58:06,485 --> 00:58:08,876
- I'll tell you, if it ain't one thing, it's another.
- Lighten up.
776
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,554
End of discussion.
777
00:58:13,202 --> 00:58:15,939
Discussion? What discussion?
778
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:20,460
She gotta be kidding, right?
779
00:58:21,172 --> 00:58:23,424
Vaporize the whole damn planet?
780
00:58:23,468 --> 00:58:28,913
- You wanna roll those dice, Casper?
- No, no, no, not me, man. No way.
781
00:58:28,913 --> 00:58:30,334
Gents...
782
00:58:30,567 --> 00:58:32,153
we're going to Yoyodyne.
783
00:58:32,356 --> 00:58:34,895
Rawhide, see how Hikita-san's
coming with that formula.
784
00:58:34,895 --> 00:58:35,935
- Right.
- Billy...
785
00:58:35,959 --> 00:58:37,950
tell Sam to prep
the jet-car for city driving.
786
00:58:37,950 --> 00:58:39,642
What about a Blue Blaze strike team?
787
00:58:40,265 --> 00:58:41,696
No, we keep it intimate.
788
00:58:41,696 --> 00:58:44,237
Call the Kolodny Brothers.
Call the Rug Suckers.
789
00:58:44,237 --> 00:58:46,926
- Where you going?
- Get my guns.
790
00:58:48,837 --> 00:58:50,167
His guns?
791
00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:53,318
Okay, okay.
I'm a girl. I don't deny it.
792
00:58:53,318 --> 00:58:54,625
I sneaked into your bedroom.
793
00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:55,743
I invaded your privacy.
794
00:58:55,743 --> 00:58:57,546
I went through
your personal belongings.
795
00:58:57,577 --> 00:59:00,458
Oh... Mrs. Johnson, I can never
find anything around...
796
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:02,185
I took a bath!
797
00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:05,999
- Penny, what's your problem?
- Me! You! That picture!
798
00:59:06,323 --> 00:59:09,230
I'm going crazy.
Who's that girl, Buckaroo?
799
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:10,988
What's going on around here?
800
00:59:10,988 --> 00:59:13,588
You drag me out of jail.
You're like Jerry Lewis.
801
00:59:13,588 --> 00:59:16,486
You give me hope to carry on,
but then you leave me in the lurch
802
00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,564
while you strap on your six-guns.
803
00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:20,654
What do you want
from me, Buckaroo?
804
00:59:20,654 --> 00:59:22,998
- Who am I?
- As near as I can figure...
805
00:59:23,433 --> 00:59:26,275
you had an
identical twin sister and...
806
00:59:27,199 --> 00:59:28,704
I married her.
807
00:59:30,214 --> 00:59:31,801
But that's over now.
808
00:59:32,564 --> 00:59:36,524
And she's gone and that's about all
there is, really, to say about that.
809
00:59:48,331 --> 00:59:50,794
We don't know what to expect here.
810
00:59:50,794 --> 00:59:54,412
It disagrees with
all the standard pictures.
811
00:59:54,694 --> 00:59:57,542
It's producing a magnetic force.
812
00:59:58,072 --> 00:59:59,782
No, no. I'm wrong!
813
01:00:11,972 --> 01:00:13,121
Hey!
814
01:00:17,361 --> 01:00:19,717
Oh, tell me I'm dreaming.
815
01:00:20,637 --> 01:00:22,722
- Ow!
- Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's not...
816
01:00:23,039 --> 01:00:26,544
- Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead.
- Sam?
817
01:00:26,569 --> 01:00:27,534
Someone broke into the jet-car.
818
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:29,051
Things are going
haywire over at the lab.
819
01:00:29,051 --> 01:00:30,709
Wait here. I'll be right back.
820
01:00:42,404 --> 01:00:44,197
Oh, boy.
821
01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:56,576
He's dead. Spread out.
They can't be very far off.
822
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,831
Okay. Tommy,
check the biomedical labs.
823
01:01:00,831 --> 01:01:02,857
Reno, you take the physics wing.
Jersey, go with Reno.
824
01:01:02,857 --> 01:01:04,579
- Where you going?
- Engineering.
825
01:01:06,519 --> 01:01:09,230
Cowboy! Hold your gun
in front of you, man.
826
01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:11,933
- Oh, I see. I got that. Okay.
- It's cool.
827
01:01:24,225 --> 01:01:25,824
Buckaroo, behind you!
828
01:01:35,668 --> 01:01:39,268
- You okay... you okay?
- Yeah. J-Just let me catch my breath.
829
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,911
Professor went down
into the purification vent.
830
01:01:42,095 --> 01:01:43,259
He's got the overthruster.
831
01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:45,203
All right. Stay here.
832
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:57,433
Why is there a watermelon there?
833
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,108
I'll tell you later.
834
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:35,511
Buckaroo?
835
01:02:39,766 --> 01:02:41,476
Rawhide?
836
01:02:42,556 --> 01:02:44,099
Anybody?
837
01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:14,294
Here, young lady. The overthruster.
838
01:03:19,149 --> 01:03:21,318
Here, put this in your purse.
839
01:03:22,419 --> 01:03:24,584
Get out of here!
840
01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:30,327
Where's your overthruster,
little man?
841
01:03:30,327 --> 01:03:31,554
Hikita-san!
842
01:03:37,743 --> 01:03:39,633
Nice morning, huh?
843
01:03:54,092 --> 01:03:55,948
It's just
making my legs asleep,
844
01:03:55,948 --> 01:03:56,916
you know what I'm saying?
845
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,270
What the hell is wrong with him?
846
01:03:58,488 --> 01:04:00,602
I don't know. I don't know.
Are you cold?
847
01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:03,742
It's my spine.
848
01:04:09,738 --> 01:04:11,419
What're you still doing
on this floor, pal?
849
01:04:11,419 --> 01:04:13,924
Well, I think it's 'cause
I can't move my legs.
850
01:04:14,437 --> 01:04:16,241
Ooh, damn!
851
01:04:18,776 --> 01:04:20,244
What is it? Apache?
852
01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:21,531
Arachtoid.
853
01:04:21,531 --> 01:04:24,489
Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh?
854
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,584
We got the guy, Rawhide.
Sucker only tried...
855
01:04:28,606 --> 01:04:32,092
- Any antidote for these things?
- No. Not at all.
856
01:04:33,801 --> 01:04:36,436
- Okay, come over here.
- Does that mean you're on our side?
857
01:04:37,032 --> 01:04:38,356
That's right.
858
01:04:41,692 --> 01:04:45,858
Man! Those things
pack a mean wallop, huh?
859
01:04:47,229 --> 01:04:49,274
What are y'all looking at?
860
01:04:50,794 --> 01:04:54,597
You're on the clock.
Let's saddle up, huh?
861
01:05:02,502 --> 01:05:04,963
Hey, man,
they're stealing my helicopter!
862
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:10,435
They've got Penny!
863
01:05:11,050 --> 01:05:13,507
She has the overthruster.
864
01:05:14,026 --> 01:05:16,942
We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
865
01:05:17,596 --> 01:05:22,310
It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai
per se, Mr. President.
866
01:05:22,310 --> 01:05:23,756
It's his men.
867
01:05:24,238 --> 01:05:28,011
Foreigners, some of 'em.
Or their names have been changed.
868
01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:30,587
Their true backgrounds
are shrouded in secrecy!
869
01:05:31,808 --> 01:05:34,617
Now, all I'm saying
is that this jet-car
870
01:05:34,642 --> 01:05:36,936
belongs in the hands of Defense.
871
01:05:37,313 --> 01:05:41,797
I mean uh, the Banzai Institute
doesn't want to sell it to us,
872
01:05:41,797 --> 01:05:43,859
then we're gonna have
to take it from 'em!
873
01:05:44,261 --> 01:05:46,886
In the national interest, of course.
874
01:05:50,211 --> 01:05:50,984
Come in.
875
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:54,534
Excuse me, Mr. President,
World Watch One.
876
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:56,289
Direct-incoming transmission.
877
01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:57,373
Yeah.
878
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,572
Hello, Mr. President.
I know your back is killing you,
879
01:06:06,572 --> 01:06:10,509
but I have a developing situation here
and I must speak frankly.
880
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:14,376
Buckaroo...
Secretary of Defense McKinley
881
01:06:14,376 --> 01:06:18,064
and my National Security Advisor
Smirnoff are visiting me,
882
01:06:18,064 --> 01:06:20,527
but I have no secrets from them.
883
01:06:20,673 --> 01:06:22,626
Well, something
has reared its ugly head
884
01:06:22,626 --> 01:06:24,132
in outer space, Mr. President,
885
01:06:24,132 --> 01:06:26,762
and it looks like the Earth
is caught in a crossfire.
886
01:06:26,897 --> 01:06:29,929
We have reason to believe
that there are vicious red aliens
887
01:06:29,929 --> 01:06:33,618
walking freely among us,
posing as the owners and operators
888
01:06:33,618 --> 01:06:35,618
of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
889
01:06:35,739 --> 01:06:41,622
Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people
working on our Truncheon Bomber?
890
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,541
In the hands of foreign nationals?
891
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:46,774
Excuse me, Mr. President.
Time is short.
892
01:06:47,135 --> 01:06:50,237
In order to prevent
John Whorfin's escape,
893
01:06:50,237 --> 01:06:54,206
my comrades are at this very moment
taking up a geostationary position
894
01:06:54,206 --> 01:06:57,200
over New Jersey.
This situation is explosive.
895
01:06:57,646 --> 01:07:00,088
- Who the hell is that?
- Explosive, what are you saying, man?
896
01:07:00,088 --> 01:07:02,402
Some kind of race war in New Jersey?
897
01:07:02,402 --> 01:07:03,605
No, Mr. President, no.
898
01:07:03,605 --> 01:07:07,624
This... this man as you call him is not
a human being at all, but is, in fact,
899
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:11,868
a black lectroid named John Parker
from the very same Planet Ten.
900
01:07:11,868 --> 01:07:15,454
And his spaceship is, at this moment,
anchored above Yoyodyne.
901
01:07:15,684 --> 01:07:17,067
Yoyodyne.
902
01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:19,865
- Buckaroo, my good friend...
- That's it!
903
01:07:20,096 --> 01:07:23,948
These red creatures, they must
somehow give off the bacteria.
904
01:07:23,948 --> 01:07:28,934
We breath it, it swims up our nose
into our cerebral cortex
905
01:07:28,934 --> 01:07:32,640
where it literally talks
to our brain cells.
906
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,716
Tells us to see exactly
what they want us to see.
907
01:07:35,716 --> 01:07:37,358
Electric brainwashing.
908
01:07:37,358 --> 01:07:39,239
Diabolical.
They got us so confused...
909
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:42,911
Buckaroo, I... I don't know what to say.
910
01:07:43,534 --> 01:07:46,482
Lectroids from Planet Ten?
911
01:07:46,946 --> 01:07:49,980
Nuclear extortion?
912
01:07:49,980 --> 01:07:52,291
- A girl named John?
- Buckaroo...
913
01:07:52,496 --> 01:07:54,000
Lectroid Wing Commander.
914
01:07:54,253 --> 01:07:55,405
Excuse me, Mr. President,
915
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,592
I have to go talk
to the hornet's nest.
916
01:07:59,274 --> 01:08:01,177
Good God.
917
01:08:01,337 --> 01:08:05,732
Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai,
I'd say commit the man.
918
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,765
Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha,
919
01:08:07,765 --> 01:08:11,864
NORAD and the Strategic Space Command.
I want some hard data on that cloud.
920
01:08:11,864 --> 01:08:15,604
John, get out in the field.
Stick your beak into this one.
921
01:08:16,495 --> 01:08:19,812
- What is this thing made of?
- Cobalt and electricity.
922
01:08:20,626 --> 01:08:22,523
They're armed for bear, Buckaroo.
923
01:08:25,008 --> 01:08:26,764
World Watch One.
924
01:08:29,935 --> 01:08:31,231
Buckaroo.
925
01:08:32,287 --> 01:08:33,547
It's Whorfin.
926
01:08:37,085 --> 01:08:38,538
Dr. Banzai?
927
01:08:40,194 --> 01:08:43,977
Eh, yes, this is Emilio Lizardo.
928
01:08:43,977 --> 01:08:45,957
Maybe you don't remember me.
929
01:08:47,311 --> 01:08:51,620
Ah. I'm flattered.
We know the same people.
930
01:08:52,231 --> 01:08:55,167
Yeah. In fact, one of them
is with me right now.
931
01:08:55,167 --> 01:08:56,885
Your associate...
932
01:08:57,438 --> 01:08:59,626
Dr. Penny Priddy.
933
01:08:59,934 --> 01:09:00,931
Doctor?
934
01:09:01,434 --> 01:09:03,991
May I pass along my congratulations
935
01:09:03,991 --> 01:09:07,677
for your great
inter-dimensional breakthrough.
936
01:09:08,098 --> 01:09:10,504
I'm sure in the miserable annals
937
01:09:10,504 --> 01:09:13,749
of the Earth,
you will be duly enshrined.
938
01:09:15,011 --> 01:09:19,183
However... Miss Priddy claims
939
01:09:19,183 --> 01:09:22,105
to be unable to solve my problem
940
01:09:22,105 --> 01:09:23,842
and provide me
941
01:09:23,842 --> 01:09:25,631
with the crucial missing circuit
942
01:09:25,631 --> 01:09:27,631
for my overthruster!
943
01:09:27,759 --> 01:09:30,010
He hasn't found it.
He hasn't found it.
944
01:09:30,010 --> 01:09:32,815
Maybe you can convince her to try.
945
01:09:33,368 --> 01:09:34,927
John O'Connor!
946
01:09:36,282 --> 01:09:38,266
I'm not worth it, Buckaroo!
Forget about me!
947
01:09:38,266 --> 01:09:42,136
- They'll never break me. Never!
- Penny, get off the phone.
948
01:09:42,313 --> 01:09:44,825
Dr. Lizardo, really, what does
she know about an overthruster?
949
01:09:44,825 --> 01:09:46,095
She's not a scientist.
950
01:09:46,095 --> 01:09:48,922
Shall we play...
a Penny for your thoughts?
951
01:09:52,293 --> 01:09:54,990
Maybe you can come in her place, huh?
952
01:09:55,373 --> 01:09:59,059
Yoyodyne, Banzai.
You know the address.
953
01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:02,707
Come alone and
bring your overthruster!
954
01:10:04,516 --> 01:10:08,496
He'll come. I know his type.
955
01:10:09,006 --> 01:10:11,036
Take her to the pit!
956
01:10:11,699 --> 01:10:13,341
Go, Bigboote!
957
01:10:15,707 --> 01:10:16,263
No!
958
01:10:16,263 --> 01:10:19,822
Use more honey!
Find out what she knows.
959
01:10:20,408 --> 01:10:22,745
These breathing devices
Hikita-san has cooked up
960
01:10:22,745 --> 01:10:24,912
will enable you to see
these beings as they really are,
961
01:10:24,913 --> 01:10:27,065
as I've been seeing them
since yesterday...
962
01:10:27,246 --> 01:10:28,682
as Lectroids.
963
01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:32,147
In our eyes, they're not very pretty.
964
01:10:33,243 --> 01:10:35,234
Nothing personal, John Parker.
965
01:10:39,229 --> 01:10:43,134
If we blow this today...
there ain't no tomorrow.
966
01:10:43,444 --> 01:10:47,117
We have only 240 minutes remaining.
967
01:10:47,267 --> 01:10:49,450
Right. I'm working
under the assumption
968
01:10:49,450 --> 01:10:50,866
that Penny still has the overthruster,
969
01:10:50,866 --> 01:10:53,484
but this psycho Whorfin doesn't
know that.
970
01:10:53,484 --> 01:10:54,731
So that'll be my job.
971
01:10:54,731 --> 01:10:57,462
To get her and it back in one piece.
972
01:10:57,462 --> 01:11:00,505
Your objective is to 86 Whorfin.
973
01:11:00,850 --> 01:11:02,581
You know your two strike groups.
974
01:11:02,581 --> 01:11:04,275
Apache group, that's you, Reno.
975
01:11:04,275 --> 01:11:06,443
Chaparral group,
that's you, Perfect Tommy.
976
01:11:06,452 --> 01:11:08,735
John Parker, you'll ride with Chaparral.
977
01:11:09,077 --> 01:11:14,447
It's my guess that no human being
has ever been inside the place,
978
01:11:14,751 --> 01:11:17,013
so who knows what
we're gonna find there?
979
01:11:17,317 --> 01:11:19,927
Top priority is the overthruster.
980
01:11:20,102 --> 01:11:23,098
Without it, Whorfin
can't get off this planet.
981
01:11:23,432 --> 01:11:26,891
This homing device will probably
make it very easy to find.
982
01:11:27,330 --> 01:11:29,637
And maybe a lot harder to get back.
983
01:11:30,624 --> 01:11:32,632
Strategic Space Command now reports
984
01:11:32,632 --> 01:11:36,370
all the surve-surveillance satellite
communication jammed.
985
01:11:36,644 --> 01:11:38,627
Jammed? By who? Who by?
986
01:11:39,264 --> 01:11:42,155
Um, possible atmospheric conditions, sir.
987
01:11:42,155 --> 01:11:43,956
- Solar.
- Solar?
988
01:11:44,254 --> 01:11:47,771
Intelligence confirms that Soviets
are having the same problem.
989
01:11:48,749 --> 01:11:51,218
Should we be on Code Red?
990
01:11:51,654 --> 01:11:54,287
We go to Code Red,
the Russians go to Code Red.
991
01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:56,773
No sense going off
half-cocked, Mr. President.
992
01:11:56,773 --> 01:11:59,646
I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai
has never been wrong before.
993
01:11:59,646 --> 01:12:02,748
The man's been through solid
matter, for crying out loud.
994
01:12:02,956 --> 01:12:04,911
Who knows what happened to his brain?
995
01:12:05,081 --> 01:12:07,062
Maybe it scrambled his molecules.
996
01:12:07,206 --> 01:12:10,511
All I'm saying is,
Mr. President, let's not panic.
997
01:12:13,438 --> 01:12:14,850
- What's happening?
- What's wrong?
998
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:16,163
Um...
999
01:12:16,163 --> 01:12:18,823
electromagnetic pulsar.
1000
01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:25,777
Russians just gone to
Defense Condition Two, sir.
1001
01:12:26,481 --> 01:12:28,035
We've no choice, then.
1002
01:12:28,322 --> 01:12:31,887
Mr. President, I am a soldier,
and I'm a damn good one.
1003
01:12:31,887 --> 01:12:34,538
I've got enough decorations
to snap a Christmas tree.
1004
01:12:34,973 --> 01:12:39,526
All I'm trying to say is, and I hope
I speak for everyone in this room...
1005
01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,194
is that I am scared.
1006
01:12:43,408 --> 01:12:46,148
I'm barely holding my
fudge right now.
1007
01:12:46,148 --> 01:12:50,046
Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl,
General, and pull yourself together.
1008
01:12:50,873 --> 01:12:55,024
I'm glad someone has
the balls to face facts.
1009
01:13:01,554 --> 01:13:03,899
- Don't embarrass us.
- Have I ever?
1010
01:13:04,359 --> 01:13:07,040
Give me 30 minutes,
then come in and mop up.
1011
01:13:21,657 --> 01:13:23,015
Shut up!
1012
01:13:34,892 --> 01:13:37,415
I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy!
1013
01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:39,902
No!
1014
01:13:43,179 --> 01:13:44,850
Well...
1015
01:13:45,715 --> 01:13:48,136
Mrs. Johnson, thank you.
1016
01:13:48,136 --> 01:13:52,051
It's certainly food for thought.
1017
01:13:52,509 --> 01:13:56,707
No answer at the Kremlin, sir.
Just dead silence.
1018
01:13:56,986 --> 01:14:00,145
Then I guess the moment is upon us.
1019
01:14:00,395 --> 01:14:02,024
Here you go, Mr. President.
1020
01:14:02,314 --> 01:14:05,132
The Presidential Emergency
Action Document.
1021
01:14:05,628 --> 01:14:07,029
For your eyes only.
1022
01:14:07,585 --> 01:14:09,619
John Hancock these, and Hail Mary.
1023
01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:10,838
You know, on second thought,
1024
01:14:10,838 --> 01:14:12,828
maybe we should think
this through a bit more
1025
01:14:12,828 --> 01:14:14,483
so that future generations
1026
01:14:14,507 --> 01:14:16,788
of Americans will...
1027
01:14:17,593 --> 01:14:18,963
Oh, wow.
1028
01:14:20,798 --> 01:14:24,380
"Declaration of War: The Short Form."
1029
01:14:39,113 --> 01:14:40,535
Bring that thing
right through the gate.
1030
01:14:40,535 --> 01:14:42,504
Straight ahead, straight ahead,
come on.
1031
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:50,392
Blacks... are on this planet!
1032
01:14:51,161 --> 01:14:53,901
Here, in the New Jersey!
1033
01:14:54,261 --> 01:14:57,287
Coming to destroy us!
1034
01:14:57,852 --> 01:14:59,581
We must act!
1035
01:14:59,726 --> 01:15:02,851
Escape or die!
1036
01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:06,141
We must work faster
1037
01:15:06,141 --> 01:15:09,812
to finish the great vehicle itself,
1038
01:15:10,274 --> 01:15:14,670
so we can enter the Eighth Dimension
1039
01:15:14,670 --> 01:15:18,430
and free our trapped comrades!
1040
01:15:19,139 --> 01:15:21,954
So we can return home
1041
01:15:21,954 --> 01:15:25,273
and seize power once again!
1042
01:15:27,933 --> 01:15:32,774
- What is the greatest joy?
- The joy of duty!
1043
01:15:32,774 --> 01:15:36,914
- Louder!
- The joy of duty!
1044
01:15:37,289 --> 01:15:40,214
History is made at night.
1045
01:15:40,905 --> 01:15:45,585
Character is what you are in the dark!
1046
01:15:46,148 --> 01:15:49,779
We must work while the clock,
she's ticking!
1047
01:15:51,052 --> 01:15:54,087
We hide, they seek!
1048
01:15:54,111 --> 01:15:55,800
Death to the Black Lectroids!
1049
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:59,236
- Where are we going?
- Planet Ten!
1050
01:15:59,236 --> 01:16:02,149
- When?!
- Real soon!
1051
01:16:08,601 --> 01:16:12,562
Come on over here.
Bring it this way, bring it this way!
1052
01:16:15,162 --> 01:16:16,920
This way!
1053
01:16:17,767 --> 01:16:19,244
Now park it.
1054
01:16:21,236 --> 01:16:23,203
There's no overthruster!
1055
01:16:26,795 --> 01:16:30,013
Get him in here! Get him outta there!
I wanna see his face!
1056
01:16:32,359 --> 01:16:34,648
It's not here!
1057
01:16:34,919 --> 01:16:37,721
Take him to the shock tower.
1058
01:16:53,614 --> 01:16:57,189
The equations. Solve them.
1059
01:16:57,189 --> 01:17:00,092
Enter your data on this keypad.
1060
01:17:00,380 --> 01:17:02,232
And you better be right.
1061
01:17:02,463 --> 01:17:06,329
The shock tower is a lie detector.
1062
01:17:06,507 --> 01:17:10,129
Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge
1063
01:17:10,129 --> 01:17:13,619
to your auditory meatus.
1064
01:17:15,335 --> 01:17:18,355
- Open circuit.
- So?
1065
01:17:18,355 --> 01:17:22,585
You're not getting jack from me until
you let Penny out of this junkyard.
1066
01:17:22,585 --> 01:17:26,330
Curse you, Banzai!
Don't you realize what are you saying?!
1067
01:17:26,330 --> 01:17:28,270
Your whole planet
is gonna be destroyed
1068
01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:30,067
and you sit here wasting time?!
1069
01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:32,130
Time? I got nothing but time.
1070
01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:40,878
Sealed with a curse
as sharp as a knife.
1071
01:17:40,903 --> 01:17:45,543
Doomed is your soul
and damned is your life.
1072
01:17:46,776 --> 01:17:48,349
B-Buzz off.
1073
01:17:50,417 --> 01:17:51,836
Bigboote...
1074
01:17:52,706 --> 01:17:54,866
more power to him.
1075
01:17:55,524 --> 01:17:56,998
Bigbooté.
1076
01:17:57,999 --> 01:18:01,058
I want my missing circuit, now!
1077
01:18:34,554 --> 01:18:36,154
Is there something
I can help you with, John?
1078
01:18:36,154 --> 01:18:37,739
Is Buckaroo upstairs?
1079
01:18:38,655 --> 01:18:40,657
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
1080
01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:42,588
Where is he?
1081
01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:48,106
- That won't work either.
- Porco Giuda!
1082
01:18:50,202 --> 01:18:52,514
Hey, Banzai.
1083
01:18:54,746 --> 01:18:56,966
Take a look at your girlfriend.
1084
01:19:01,281 --> 01:19:04,569
Devo lavorare con persone idiota!
1085
01:19:08,547 --> 01:19:10,176
She'll live...
1086
01:19:10,594 --> 01:19:13,230
but only for a while.
1087
01:19:13,711 --> 01:19:16,048
And she won't enjoy it.
1088
01:19:17,296 --> 01:19:20,226
Only you can save her from a fate
1089
01:19:20,226 --> 01:19:23,421
even worse than that of
your friend, Mr. Rawhide.
1090
01:19:23,421 --> 01:19:26,437
Missing circuit's in your head,
Whorfin.
1091
01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:28,794
Bigboote...
1092
01:19:29,776 --> 01:19:31,876
activate your probes.
1093
01:19:50,228 --> 01:19:53,875
Slow this sucker down.
I'll handle these birds.
1094
01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,131
Whoa!
1095
01:19:59,324 --> 01:20:01,698
You young gentlemen
have a telephone in here?
1096
01:20:01,698 --> 01:20:04,533
You wanna jump on the horn
and get me Mr. John Bigboot.
1097
01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:05,867
It's Bigbooté.
1098
01:20:05,867 --> 01:20:09,258
Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything
nowadays, you gotta do it yourself!
1099
01:20:10,213 --> 01:20:13,459
- What is your name?
- John Yaya.
1100
01:20:13,459 --> 01:20:17,000
John Yaya, huh? And you are?
1101
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,170
John Small Berries!
1102
01:20:40,011 --> 01:20:43,326
- He's down there. I feel it.
- What? We're not...
1103
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:57,772
- It's a nest.
- Birds nest. People don't nest.
1104
01:20:58,310 --> 01:21:00,304
Red Lectroid.
1105
01:21:23,401 --> 01:21:25,877
Don't touch it.
It might be a bomb, man.
1106
01:21:25,877 --> 01:21:27,440
Nah, it's a toy.
1107
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:29,095
No!
1108
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:35,966
- Sit down!
- Sir? Hey, that area's restricted.
1109
01:21:35,966 --> 01:21:38,566
Yeah? Not to me!
1110
01:21:53,628 --> 01:21:56,294
- What is this place?
- It's a bivouac. They sleep here.
1111
01:21:56,666 --> 01:21:59,787
- Can they all shoot stingers?
- You better believe it.
1112
01:22:00,544 --> 01:22:02,472
- Lizardo. Which way?
- Over there.
1113
01:22:02,768 --> 01:22:05,105
- You sure?
- Believe it.
1114
01:22:05,361 --> 01:22:06,641
Just once.
1115
01:22:42,079 --> 01:22:43,717
- Where...?
- Shh.
1116
01:22:46,589 --> 01:22:48,662
What's going on? Where are we?
1117
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:51,315
It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here.
1118
01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,007
What's happening?
1119
01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:13,203
John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo!
1120
01:23:13,351 --> 01:23:17,624
Bigboote! Go down to the pit.
Kill the girl!
1121
01:23:20,607 --> 01:23:22,596
Scooter! Where are you?!
1122
01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:36,428
Hey, somebody turn off
that gosh dang klaxon!
1123
01:23:36,577 --> 01:23:40,435
Work. Work. Work.
1124
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:45,816
There are monkey boys in the facility.
1125
01:23:46,799 --> 01:23:48,522
You are secure.
1126
01:23:49,287 --> 01:23:50,830
Do not panic.
1127
01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:56,190
John Emdall must die.
1128
01:23:57,188 --> 01:23:59,527
Lord Whorfin must live.
1129
01:24:01,442 --> 01:24:05,502
Work. Work. Work.
1130
01:24:34,242 --> 01:24:35,965
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1131
01:24:36,391 --> 01:24:37,850
- Sidney.
- Buckaroo!
1132
01:24:37,893 --> 01:24:40,825
It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol?
1133
01:24:41,228 --> 01:24:42,510
Yeah.
1134
01:24:45,537 --> 01:24:46,954
What are you gonna use?
1135
01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:51,654
- Where are we?
- I hate to tell you.
1136
01:24:52,564 --> 01:24:54,205
Well where are we going?
1137
01:24:56,829 --> 01:24:58,266
This way.
1138
01:25:07,397 --> 01:25:09,534
Hey, John! Cease fire!
Get over here!
1139
01:25:09,534 --> 01:25:12,159
Keep your noses
to the grindstone.
1140
01:25:13,512 --> 01:25:16,406
The greatest joy is the joy of duty.
1141
01:25:17,364 --> 01:25:20,076
Work. Work. Work.
1142
01:25:20,785 --> 01:25:24,810
Monkey boys are feeble.
Lord Whorfin is supreme!
1143
01:25:24,810 --> 01:25:26,177
Bigboot!
1144
01:25:27,243 --> 01:25:30,401
Bigboot! Hold on a minute,
I wanna talk to you!
1145
01:25:31,395 --> 01:25:35,296
Hey! What the hell's the matter with you?
You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you!
1146
01:25:58,104 --> 01:26:00,051
Jeez!
1147
01:26:01,034 --> 01:26:05,262
What the hell is going on here,
Bigboot? Where's my bomber?
1148
01:26:05,262 --> 01:26:10,487
Bigbooté. John O'Connor,
put the snot on the track.
1149
01:26:10,487 --> 01:26:13,457
Hey, I don't give a flying handshake
what your name is!
1150
01:26:13,457 --> 01:26:15,439
I'm here to see a bomber!
1151
01:26:15,697 --> 01:26:16,942
This sure ain't it.
1152
01:26:16,942 --> 01:26:19,942
Let's just go back
upstairs to my office.
1153
01:26:20,673 --> 01:26:23,158
Talk about this like
two reasonable beings.
1154
01:26:23,158 --> 01:26:24,657
Hey, you listen to me.
1155
01:26:24,681 --> 01:26:26,762
Your private life,
that's your own concern.
1156
01:26:26,762 --> 01:26:30,683
But I'm here to see a bomber
and I'm damn sure gonna see it now!
1157
01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:34,176
Look at this place.
Don't you have any pride?
1158
01:26:34,176 --> 01:26:36,277
It looks like a damn pigsty in here!
1159
01:26:36,955 --> 01:26:41,324
It's not my goddamn planet.
Understand, monkey boy?
1160
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:44,236
Let's get outta here, John O'Connor.
1161
01:26:44,236 --> 01:26:46,617
But John Whorfin
said we could kill her.
1162
01:26:46,617 --> 01:26:49,779
Damn John Whorfin and
the horse he rode in on!
1163
01:27:17,122 --> 01:27:18,751
You owe me one, Buck.
1164
01:27:26,514 --> 01:27:29,202
It's not over yet.
1165
01:27:30,248 --> 01:27:33,292
I may be down but I'm not out.
1166
01:27:39,624 --> 01:27:42,225
What is that?
Don't pick it up!
1167
01:27:42,249 --> 01:27:43,517
No!
1168
01:27:46,133 --> 01:27:47,100
Penny.
1169
01:27:48,724 --> 01:27:50,133
How's she doing?
1170
01:27:50,133 --> 01:27:52,389
Uh... I don't know.
1171
01:27:53,170 --> 01:27:54,014
There's no overthruster.
1172
01:27:54,014 --> 01:27:55,963
- Buckaroo Banzai!
- What?
1173
01:27:55,963 --> 01:27:58,176
There is little time!
1174
01:27:58,379 --> 01:28:02,465
You better come quickly if your planet
is still important to you.
1175
01:28:02,465 --> 01:28:03,630
Leave her to me.
1176
01:28:04,268 --> 01:28:05,941
You take care of business.
1177
01:28:06,807 --> 01:28:07,983
Thanks.
1178
01:28:08,494 --> 01:28:10,138
- Go. Go.
- Right. Right.
1179
01:28:13,773 --> 01:28:17,144
- Where's Buckaroo Banzai?
- He's flown the coop.
1180
01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:19,083
- Is the girl dead?
- Yes!
1181
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:21,752
Then sound the call to board the ship.
1182
01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:24,955
Without the crucial missing circuit,
we'll never make it!
1183
01:28:24,986 --> 01:28:26,748
They're only monkey boys!
1184
01:28:26,748 --> 01:28:29,291
We can still crush them
here on Earth, Lord Whorfin!
1185
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:32,268
No. It's time to go home.
1186
01:28:32,392 --> 01:28:35,918
Bigboote, you carry my overthruster.
1187
01:28:36,345 --> 01:28:38,141
John O'Connor...
1188
01:28:39,317 --> 01:28:41,300
you stick by my side.
1189
01:28:49,452 --> 01:28:53,675
The great vehicle itself
is now in final boarding state.
1190
01:28:54,731 --> 01:28:56,685
What is that?
1191
01:28:58,145 --> 01:28:59,893
It is a troop ship.
1192
01:29:00,619 --> 01:29:02,179
Lord Whorfin.
1193
01:29:07,307 --> 01:29:10,640
Massacre them without a quarter!
1194
01:29:27,084 --> 01:29:29,991
Tell the flight attendants
to close the doors
1195
01:29:29,991 --> 01:29:32,286
and prepare for a crosscheck.
1196
01:29:44,215 --> 01:29:47,433
If you are not inside
the great vehicle itself,
1197
01:29:47,433 --> 01:29:49,289
you have missed the boat.
1198
01:29:50,442 --> 01:29:55,136
We are go for launch.
Do not obstruct the great vehicle.
1199
01:29:57,197 --> 01:29:59,016
Do not hit the floor.
1200
01:29:59,253 --> 01:30:02,580
Lord Whorfin will return
for all those left behind.
1201
01:30:03,122 --> 01:30:06,003
Clear the great runway.
Voltage is rising.
1202
01:30:06,003 --> 01:30:08,457
Electromagnetic field is rising.
1203
01:30:14,161 --> 01:30:17,658
John O'Connor!
Install my overthruster!
1204
01:30:17,658 --> 01:30:20,800
- ...- all carry-on baggage...
- Overhead and secure.
1205
01:30:21,109 --> 01:30:23,367
Electromagnetic field is...
1206
01:30:23,367 --> 01:30:27,726
- What is this?
- It looks like one of our thermopods.
1207
01:30:28,342 --> 01:30:30,422
But it's a very bad design.
1208
01:30:32,513 --> 01:30:34,914
Your tray tables are secure,
1209
01:30:34,914 --> 01:30:38,519
and your seat backs
in the full upright position.
1210
01:30:38,519 --> 01:30:41,897
Your overthruster
is in place, Lord Whorfin.
1211
01:30:41,934 --> 01:30:44,025
It won't work! It won't work!
1212
01:30:44,288 --> 01:30:47,278
Shut up, John Bigboote, you coward!
1213
01:30:47,413 --> 01:30:50,564
You're the weakest individual
I ever knew!
1214
01:30:52,267 --> 01:30:54,799
We are cooking. Over.
1215
01:30:55,856 --> 01:30:58,258
Get away from that car
or I'll drink your blood!
1216
01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:05,813
What ya got there, son?
That's not real, is it?
1217
01:31:09,502 --> 01:31:10,393
Get 'em up.
1218
01:31:10,393 --> 01:31:14,967
H2 tank pressurization okay.
We are go for launch.
1219
01:31:15,222 --> 01:31:20,927
John Many Jars, establish overthruster
beam red. Over. Activate oscillator.
1220
01:31:22,439 --> 01:31:24,807
Pace accelerator's shorting out!
1221
01:31:26,156 --> 01:31:29,272
John O'Connor! My overthruster!
1222
01:31:37,837 --> 01:31:41,507
Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave!
1223
01:31:41,775 --> 01:31:43,447
This is vacuum cylinder three.
1224
01:31:43,447 --> 01:31:45,027
We got a problem back here.
1225
01:31:48,936 --> 01:31:51,057
Stop! Wait!
1226
01:31:51,092 --> 01:31:53,785
If they can't connect the dots,
they'll never penetrate.
1227
01:31:54,602 --> 01:31:56,649
No! No, don't!
1228
01:31:57,842 --> 01:31:59,853
Cabin fluid valves
were closed.
1229
01:31:59,853 --> 01:32:02,032
Problem is corrected. Over.
1230
01:32:02,103 --> 01:32:03,340
W-What is that?
1231
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:06,770
Is okay. No worry.
Is an insulating liquid.
1232
01:32:06,770 --> 01:32:08,854
Full speed ahead!
1233
01:32:08,854 --> 01:32:13,339
And may I remind you
to fasten your seat belts
1234
01:32:13,364 --> 01:32:16,401
and extinguish all smoking material.
1235
01:32:16,450 --> 01:32:20,162
We haven't a chance!
Your overthruster's for shit! We'll lose...
1236
01:32:20,162 --> 01:32:23,006
One more word out of you, Bigboote...
1237
01:32:23,006 --> 01:32:26,107
Bigbooté! Té! Té!
1238
01:32:28,517 --> 01:32:32,911
Welcome aboard, Banzai.
You're next!
1239
01:32:33,429 --> 01:32:34,694
Roger, John Mudhead.
1240
01:32:34,718 --> 01:32:35,734
Let's go home.
1241
01:32:35,734 --> 01:32:38,443
Horizontal velocity is
expanding. Over.
1242
01:32:44,937 --> 01:32:46,698
The wall is softening.
1243
01:32:49,150 --> 01:32:52,279
- Overtones are obtaining command.
- Oh, no.
1244
01:33:05,505 --> 01:33:07,271
Danger! Danger!
1245
01:33:07,271 --> 01:33:11,093
We do not have crossover.
Negative mass is critical.
1246
01:33:17,894 --> 01:33:21,293
We're not in the Eighth Dimension.
We are over New Jersey.
1247
01:33:21,972 --> 01:33:23,777
All is not lost...
But we are...
1248
01:33:23,777 --> 01:33:26,531
Stand by to incinerate Smolensk.
1249
01:33:27,772 --> 01:33:29,507
Jettison! Jettison!
1250
01:33:29,507 --> 01:33:33,790
So sorry, gentlemen,
but I must-a dump the excess baggage.
1251
01:33:38,302 --> 01:33:40,957
Arrivederci, Banzai!
1252
01:33:41,567 --> 01:33:42,449
Power, power.
1253
01:33:42,449 --> 01:33:43,916
Where's the-where's the power?
1254
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:47,041
I'm a diplomat!
I failed flight school.
1255
01:33:47,767 --> 01:33:49,166
What do we do, jump-start it?
1256
01:34:14,641 --> 01:34:16,002
I suppose...
1257
01:34:16,569 --> 01:34:18,407
Rocket stabilizer.
1258
01:34:19,428 --> 01:34:20,971
What this?
1259
01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:24,732
Looks like a gun.
1260
01:34:30,468 --> 01:34:32,308
John Parker, take this wheel.
1261
01:34:36,089 --> 01:34:39,956
Right, just... just hold onto that.
It flies like a truck.
1262
01:34:39,987 --> 01:34:41,925
Good. What is a truck?
1263
01:34:42,253 --> 01:34:44,720
Electric beam is fine,
Lord Whorfin.
1264
01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:49,845
Got to be something to aim... aim... aim...
1265
01:34:53,974 --> 01:34:54,921
Whoa!
1266
01:35:07,517 --> 01:35:09,543
Thermopod on our tail. Over.
1267
01:35:09,543 --> 01:35:13,158
Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games?
1268
01:35:13,437 --> 01:35:16,574
- Where's the stabilizer?
- Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh?
1269
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:18,659
Commence evasive action,
Lord Whorfin.
1270
01:35:18,659 --> 01:35:21,362
Okay. Okay. Start left.
Go left.
1271
01:35:21,362 --> 01:35:24,219
More, more, more, more.
Left, left. Left! I said left!
1272
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,337
- This is left!
- I mean my left. Go left. Go your right.
1273
01:35:27,337 --> 01:35:28,249
Go!
1274
01:35:28,672 --> 01:35:31,066
Faster, faster!
He's gaining.
1275
01:35:31,091 --> 01:35:33,050
Feet, do your stuff!
1276
01:35:33,050 --> 01:35:35,820
More, more, more.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
1277
01:35:35,820 --> 01:35:38,617
Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
1278
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:42,454
- Lord Whorfin, do you read? Dive! Dive!
- Whorfin... sayonara.
1279
01:35:43,865 --> 01:35:49,841
Banzai! I'll see you in hell!
1280
01:35:51,147 --> 01:35:52,780
We got him!
1281
01:35:54,315 --> 01:35:56,498
- Pull up!
- It's stuck!
1282
01:36:03,135 --> 01:36:06,124
John Whorfin... destroyed.
1283
01:36:07,294 --> 01:36:09,753
Deactivate particle beam.
1284
01:36:09,753 --> 01:36:13,761
Tracking 0-0-0.
1285
01:37:00,584 --> 01:37:02,489
That was one time
I thought you bought it.
1286
01:37:02,489 --> 01:37:05,226
- Yeah, me too. Where's Penny?
- At the bus.
1287
01:37:05,226 --> 01:37:07,074
New Jersey helped me bring her back...
1288
01:37:07,473 --> 01:37:10,092
- How is she? Okay?
- He said he'd pull her through.
1289
01:37:10,092 --> 01:37:12,663
Quite a guy, if you want my opinion.
1290
01:37:14,075 --> 01:37:15,757
You give me that gizmo...
1291
01:37:15,757 --> 01:37:20,409
I'll give you a brand new
crisp $20 bill. Huh?
1292
01:37:22,432 --> 01:37:26,405
- All right, I'll tell you what...
- Hey, Scooter! Fall in.
1293
01:37:32,349 --> 01:37:34,918
This what you're looking for, Buckaroo?
1294
01:37:36,339 --> 01:37:40,774
- Scooter... you got his job.
- All right!
1295
01:37:41,181 --> 01:37:44,248
- Wanna ride with me in the jet-car?
- Wow! You know it!
1296
01:37:44,885 --> 01:37:47,071
But I have to ask my dad first.
1297
01:37:47,431 --> 01:37:49,975
Okay, you ask your dad, I'll wash up.
1298
01:37:54,647 --> 01:37:56,894
Aw.
1299
01:38:02,111 --> 01:38:03,730
I did all I could.
1300
01:38:07,443 --> 01:38:08,861
Buckaroo, President's on line one.
1301
01:38:08,886 --> 01:38:10,053
Calling about is everything okay
1302
01:38:10,053 --> 01:38:11,706
with the alien space cloud
from Planet Ten
1303
01:38:11,706 --> 01:38:13,949
or should he just go ahead
and destroy Russia?
1304
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:17,036
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
1305
01:38:18,303 --> 01:38:21,210
Which was "yes"?
To destroy Russia or number two?
1306
01:39:25,527 --> 01:39:27,112
Penny.
1307
01:39:41,331 --> 01:39:42,774
Careful.
1308
01:39:45,860 --> 01:39:47,552
You're all right.
1309
01:39:51,380 --> 01:39:53,462
You look awful, Buckaroo.
1310
01:39:53,745 --> 01:39:56,401
You don't exactly light up
a party yourself...
1311
01:39:57,130 --> 01:39:58,913
Penny Priddy.
1312
01:40:10,337 --> 01:40:13,135
So what? Big deal!