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<i>A shadow shall fall over the Universe.
And evil will grow in its path.</i>

2
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<i>And death will come from the skies.</i>

3
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- What did you bring me?
- You will see.

4
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Wait for me!

5
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What is it?

6
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<i>Do not try to escape.
You are in my control.</i>

7
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<i>Look at me.
I am the sum of all evils.</i>

8
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<i>Look carefully.</i>

9
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<i>My power infests all times,
all galaxies, all dimensions.</i>

10
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<i>But many still seek me out.
A green jewel they must possess.</i>

11
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<i>But see how I destroy their lives.</i>

12
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Right. 12 degrees.

13
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<i>New York. Big deal.
Scum centre of the world.</i>

14
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<i>They are even talking about letting in
low-lifes from other planets too.</i>

15
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<i>My name is Harry Canyon.
I drive a cab.</i>

16
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- Are you free?
- Yea. Get in.

17
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- Where to, pal?
- The UN Building.

18
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<i>The UN Building? What a joke.
It is now low-rent housing, a dump.</i>

19
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Okay, sucker,
hand over your cash! Now!

20
00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:09,249
<i>Stupid asshole.</i>

21
00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:13,352
<i>Nobody touches Harry Canyon,
as I wanna to.</i>

22
00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,123
Father!

23
00:08:31,329 --> 00:08:33,081
Run!

24
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He is dead. Get the girl!

25
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Help me, please!

26
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<i>Normally I do not get involved,
but somehow this dame got to me.</i>

27
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The Loc-Nor...

28
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They wanna it but my father
wouldn't tell them.

29
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- And now I am the only one!
- Relax. There is a cop station up here.

30
00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:16,924
You can tell them...
Shit. Just what I needed.

31
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<i>- What do you want?</i>
- To report a murder.

32
00:09:27,449 --> 00:09:29,565
What else is new?

33
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:33,478
<i>- Are you going to let me in?</i>
- Yea. Hang on.

34
00:09:38,529 --> 00:09:40,326
How are you, Harry?

35
00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:44,607
Hello, Harry.
She could not take it?

36
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- Kiss my ass, will you?
- I'll do it for 20 bucks!

37
00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:55,488
I told you, I am an American citizen.
I just lost my papers or something.

38
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Goddamn, illegal aliens.

39
00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:04,844
Before you go in pal, I gonna tell you
it is cash up front.

40
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A thousand a day for full investigation,
another thou if we catch the guy.

41
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Do you understand?

42
00:10:10,529 --> 00:10:12,997
Here is a dollar.

43
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,204
Thanks for nothing.

44
00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:24,158
You think you do it better?
Punk.

45
00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:30,001
<i>So here I was,
stuck with a beautiful girl.</i>

46
00:10:30,169 --> 00:10:32,637
<i>I knew she would be trouble.</i>

47
00:10:51,089 --> 00:10:54,877
- Where am I?
- My place.

48
00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,201
They would have killed me
had it not been for you.

49
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:02,128
What do they want to
snuff you for?

50
00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:07,799
The Loc-Nar. An ancient relic
that my father found in the desert.

51
00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:12,050
It is worth a fortune,
especially to the Venutians.

52
00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:14,872
They think it has spiritual powers.

53
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Does it?

54
00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:23,043
All I know since we found it,
people have been dying around us.

55
00:11:23,209 --> 00:11:27,566
Oh my God, my father hid it here
in New York. Now he is dead.

56
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:29,759
They will kill me next.

57
00:11:29,785 --> 00:11:32,903
I'm the only one
who knows where it is.

58
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Listen, nobody's find you here.

59
00:11:39,129 --> 00:11:44,328
You can sleep on the couch.
And there is beer in the fridge.

60
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Help yourself, all right?

61
00:11:49,929 --> 00:11:53,459
<i>I didn't know to believe her or not.</i>

62
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<i>Something inside me told me,
it was a sucker play.</i>

63
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Harry...

64
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Can I sleep with you?

65
00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:07,323
Yes, sure.

66
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<i>Sucker play or not,
I must turn around some fears.</i>

67
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<i>'Cos this dame was going for broke.</i>

68
00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:23,072
<i>Maybe I was her first New Yorker.
I don't know.</i>

69
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,804
<i>Anyway, nothing can beat
good old American know-how.</i>

70
00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:31,360
<i>And I gave her
the 'Stars and stripes forever'.</i>

71
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- Where is the girl?
- What girl?

72
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Don't play dumb, caby

73
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You came to the station last night
with a broad on your shoulder.

74
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Where is she?

75
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I don't know,
what are you talking about.

76
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Listen caby,you hear from her, call us.
You don't, you are dead.

77
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:06,202
- Understand?
- Don't hold your breath, pal.

78
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- Where is the girl?
- Come on, not again.

79
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I would not do that if I were you.

80
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I will get right to the point,
mr. Canyon.

81
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My name is Rudnick.

82
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I represent a group of investors
from a nearby planet

83
00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:38,605
who wish to purchase something
from the young lady.

84
00:13:38,809 --> 00:13:44,361
The price is fair,
but they are getting very restless.

85
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When you see her,
tell her that time is running out.

86
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Thank you, mr. Canyon.
Good day.

87
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<i>The burning smell reminded me
I should not to get involved.</i>

88
00:14:01,769 --> 00:14:04,920
<i>But for the same reason
I couldn't get her off my mind.</i>

89
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,527
<i>There was something about her.</i>

90
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:11,184
<i>An element of danger.
It really turned me on.</i>

91
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:31,040
<i>Trans-Com Message Service.
Message for Harry Canyon.</i>

92
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:33,065
<i>Will you accept the charges?</i>

93
00:14:34,849 --> 00:14:40,197
<i>Meet female acquaintance
at Statue of Liberty, 4 o'clock.</i>

94
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<i>Stop. End message.</i>

95
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,447
<i>The girl... It had to be her?</i>

96
00:14:56,329 --> 00:15:00,163
<i>But first, I had to ditch
a couple of assholes.</i>

97
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,520
- Is that what excite all about?
- I want to get rid of it, Harry.

98
00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:44,886
I want this to be over.
I talked to Rudnick.

99
00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:48,228
He would give me
300.000 kronodollars for it.

100
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But I am frightened.

101
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- I don't trust him.
- 300 grand is a lot of dough.

102
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Will you help me?

103
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<i>When she looked at me
I knew I couldn't say no.</i>

104
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I'll come along for 50% of the take.

105
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You can have anything you want.
Just stay with me.

106
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There they are!

107
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Okay. I will keep you covered.

108
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Baby, we're rich. Let us take a trip,
just the two of us.

109
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:28,759
I'd like to, Harry,
but I've made other plans.

110
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I'm taking it all. Pull over.

111
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- Are you sure this is want you want?
- Positive.

112
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<i>Pretty, but dumb.</i>

113
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<i>Even though she would have killed me,
I felt sorry for her. She was okay.</i>

114
00:17:55,849 --> 00:17:57,919
<i>Just a little greedy.</i>

115
00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:01,711
<i>As for me, I put it down
as a two-day rid</i>

116
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,711
<i>with one hell of a tip.</i>

117
00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:16,045
<i>You've had your first lesson,
young one.</i>

118
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:23,764
<i>My evil corrupts the most innocent.</i>

119
00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:30,800
<i>I've chosen you because
you possess powers</i>

120
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:34,183
<i>you do not yet understand.</i>

121
00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:40,642
<i>Look again. Look deep into me.</i>

122
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:46,125
<i>In some worlds
I'm worshipped as God.</i>

123
00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:58,083
<i>It all started when I found
the green meteorite.</i>

124
00:18:58,249 --> 00:19:01,639
<i>I had read that smaller ones like this</i>

125
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:06,485
<i>are supposed burn up in the atmosphere.
But for some reason this one didn't.</i>

126
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,323
<i>So I've bore to my room</i>

127
00:19:08,349 --> 00:19:10,981
<i>I stuck it in my rock collection
and forgot about it.</i>

128
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:14,485
<i>I experimented with natural electricity
and with a storm warnings up</i>

129
00:19:14,649 --> 00:19:18,064
<i>I figured maybe tonight
I would hit jackpot.</i>

130
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,670
<i>All I needed was a little juice.</i>

131
00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:36,643
<i>It works!</i>

132
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,122
No hair... Big...

133
00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:25,049
<i>There was no way, I was going
to walk around this place</i>

134
00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:27,352
<i>with my dork hanging out.</i>

135
00:20:30,489 --> 00:20:34,562
<i>This looked like something
out of the 'Ten Commandments'.</i>

136
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:51,448
By the powers of the glowing
Loc-Nar placed in your idol's hand

137
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:56,285
I demand you come forth. Ullatec!

138
00:20:56,449 --> 00:21:01,282
Grant me your strength in return
for a living mortal sacrifice.

139
00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:02,648
It is been all dated.

140
00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:06,844
Come forth, Ullatec! I demand it!

141
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,678
<i>Why did they do that for?</i>

142
00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:39,562
<i>Normally I'd be dead by now.
I kept thinking I was gonna run out of air</i>

143
00:21:39,729 --> 00:21:41,629
<i>but my new body worked great.</i>

144
00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:44,669
<i>I just hoped her body
was worked as good as mine.</i>

145
00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,168
Thank you.

146
00:22:01,809 --> 00:22:04,118
<i>She had the most beautiful eyes.</i>

147
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:09,044
<i>I wanted to make conversation,
but I asked an old stupid question.</i>

148
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:11,809
Are you from around here?

149
00:22:11,969 --> 00:22:15,512
You may not believe this,
but I am from another world.

150
00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:17,148
From place called Earth.

151
00:22:17,289 --> 00:22:19,484
Earth? I too am from Earth.

152
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:24,245
My name is Katherine Wells.
I'm from British Colony of Gibraltar.

153
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,845
You saved my life.
I have no reward for you, but...

154
00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:35,802
if any part of me pleases your senses,
I would give it to you willingly.

155
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:52,243
<i>This was great. There was no way
I get a chick like this back on Earth.</i>

156
00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,286
<i>There was only one problem.</i>

157
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,200
Come.

158
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:03,558
<i>Whoever these assholes were,
they picked a bad time to show up.</i>

159
00:23:14,969 --> 00:23:18,962
<i>They split us up and took me
to a weird castle place.</i>

160
00:23:28,849 --> 00:23:31,184
<i>I wanted to find out about Katherine</i>

161
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,098
<i>but none of this guys
seems to speak English.</i>

162
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:36,656
They tell me, you're Den of Earth

163
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:40,425
the one who dared to steal
the female sacrifice from the queen.

164
00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:43,912
<i>This guy was a shrimp,
so I played it tough.</i>

165
00:23:43,938 --> 00:23:45,349
Where is the girl?

166
00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:48,779
I am Ard, supreme leader
of the revolution

167
00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:51,271
and the next ruler of the world.

168
00:23:51,409 --> 00:23:55,084
- The girl!
- Are we fierce.

169
00:23:55,289 --> 00:23:58,247
Guards, castrate him.

170
00:24:09,609 --> 00:24:12,328
<i>I was pretty good at this.</i>

171
00:24:13,889 --> 00:24:16,687
Excellent!
You are worthy to serve me.

172
00:24:16,849 --> 00:24:21,684
- Give me the girl or die.
- If I have a choice, I take death.

173
00:24:21,849 --> 00:24:23,680
So be it.

174
00:24:25,129 --> 00:24:28,326
You have to do better than that.

175
00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:32,154
<i>Now I can see why this guy
was the leader.</i>

176
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,987
But if you really want the girl...

177
00:24:37,689 --> 00:24:40,157
I've had her encased in glass.

178
00:24:43,009 --> 00:24:45,000
She's dead.

179
00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:48,559
Actually no, she's sleeping,
but only I can wake her.

180
00:24:48,729 --> 00:24:52,517
- What do you want of me?
- I want you to steal the sacred Loc-Nar.

181
00:24:52,689 --> 00:24:55,886
- What is this Loc-Nar?
- The queen's glowing sphere, you fool.

182
00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:58,630
The sacrifice to Ullatec
can only be performed

183
00:24:58,656 --> 00:25:00,590
by the possessor of sacred Loc-Nar.

184
00:25:00,769 --> 00:25:02,361
Norl!

185
00:25:04,609 --> 00:25:06,673
This is Norl, my bravest warrior.

186
00:25:06,699 --> 00:25:10,584
You and he go to the queen's castle
and will steal the Loc-Nar.

187
00:25:10,729 --> 00:25:13,482
- Then I will give you the girl.
- And if I refuse?

188
00:25:13,649 --> 00:25:17,801
If you refuse you die, she dies,
everybody dies.

189
00:25:17,969 --> 00:25:20,437
<i>It sounded reasonable.</i>

190
00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:51,888
Guard post ahead.
We must go underground.

191
00:25:59,569 --> 00:26:02,437
<i>This time Norl knew
what he was doing.</i>

192
00:26:02,463 --> 00:26:05,624
<i>And for a gorilla
his English was not bad.</i>

193
00:26:06,009 --> 00:26:08,682
We are beneath the castle moat.

194
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,444
What are they saying?

195
00:26:14,609 --> 00:26:17,206
They talk of a savage beast
who prowls these catacombs

196
00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:18,768
that is furious and hunger

197
00:26:18,769 --> 00:26:21,100
with teeth six inches long.

198
00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:24,841
Sorry. Sixteen inches long.

199
00:26:38,569 --> 00:26:43,085
Now we separate. You and Korg take
this door into the queen's quarters.

200
00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:47,322
The rest of us will move to the walls and
enter to the chamber from the other side.

201
00:26:47,489 --> 00:26:53,280
Whoever gets the Loc-Nar will
return it to Ard. Good luck, Den.

202
00:27:00,049 --> 00:27:02,768
Loc-Nar!

203
00:27:02,929 --> 00:27:06,478
<i>It was just like the ball
I dug up in the yard.</i>

204
00:27:07,609 --> 00:27:11,727
<i>As I saw the Loc-Nar glow,
I had this real funny feeling.</i>

205
00:27:11,889 --> 00:27:14,687
<i>Then the lights came on.
Talk about embarrassing.</i>

206
00:27:14,849 --> 00:27:16,646
Kill them.

207
00:27:19,049 --> 00:27:21,483
Can I slit his throat, your majesty?

208
00:27:21,649 --> 00:27:25,358
- Yes, slit his throat.
- Thank you, your Majesty.

209
00:27:25,529 --> 00:27:29,759
Stop! I have... I have
something better in mind.

210
00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:30,992
Come with me.

211
00:27:31,129 --> 00:27:34,439
- She's not again...
- This always happens.

212
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,638
Look, she's the queen,
she can do whatever she wants.

213
00:27:37,664 --> 00:27:38,673
Yes, sure.

214
00:27:40,809 --> 00:27:44,597
If you please me, I may let you live.

215
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:49,198
- What must I do?
- Satisfy my appetites.

216
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:56,685
<i>18 years of nothing and now
twice in one day! What a place!</i>

217
00:28:17,649 --> 00:28:23,707
The rising moon climaxes our love, Den.
It is a sign.

218
00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:26,224
<i>Yes, a sign. I had no idea
what she was talking about.</i>

219
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:29,205
Neverwhere is a troubled land.

220
00:28:29,231 --> 00:28:33,462
Your strenght has brought
great peace to my restless body.

221
00:28:33,609 --> 00:28:37,602
You could bring peace to all
the troubled people in this land.

222
00:28:37,769 --> 00:28:41,967
<i>I knew I was good,
but I didn't know I was that good.</i>

223
00:28:42,249 --> 00:28:45,321
Your majesty, the Loc-Nar is missing!
Stolen!

224
00:28:45,489 --> 00:28:49,118
Fiend! You make love to me while
your accomplice steals my sceptre!

225
00:28:49,289 --> 00:28:53,441
Now Ard will perform the sacrifice.
Guards! Take him!

226
00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:57,318
Hold him still!
I will kill him myself.

227
00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,565
<i>Boy, was she pissed off.</i>

228
00:29:08,689 --> 00:29:13,160
Prepare the flyers!
I want his head!

229
00:29:24,809 --> 00:29:29,883
By the power of the magic
Loc-Nar placed in your hands

230
00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:35,123
I command you, come forth, Ullatec!

231
00:30:04,489 --> 00:30:09,768
Here is your sacrifice.
Ullatec, now give me your power!

232
00:30:10,529 --> 00:30:12,201
Throw her in.

233
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,242
- Katherine!
- Den!

234
00:30:15,409 --> 00:30:18,446
No! You will ruin everything.

235
00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:23,839
Kill them! Kill them both!

236
00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:27,206
- The Loc-Nar is mine!
- Stupid bitch! Get away from me!

237
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,520
- Give it to me!
- The Loc-Nar is mine!

238
00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:32,545
- It's mine!
- It's mine!

239
00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:25,088
- Where did they go?
- They're gone. That's all that matters.

240
00:31:25,249 --> 00:31:29,003
They probably went back to Earth.
Boy, will mum be surprised.

241
00:31:29,169 --> 00:31:32,479
The Loc-Nar. You could have
the power of Ullatec.

242
00:31:32,649 --> 00:31:36,324
- You could rule of all these people.
- Forget it.

243
00:31:49,129 --> 00:31:53,600
But Den, with the Loc-Nar
you could return to Earth.

244
00:31:53,809 --> 00:31:56,084
I like it better here.

245
00:31:56,249 --> 00:32:01,607
<i>On Earth, I am nobody.
But here, I am Den.</i>

246
00:32:04,849 --> 00:32:08,558
<i>Even when someone has
the strength to discard me</i>

247
00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:13,325
<i>my power is not diminished.</i>

248
00:32:39,769 --> 00:32:43,079
<i>Someone always finds me.</i>

249
00:32:50,489 --> 00:32:55,279
- Are you captain Lincoln Sterno?
- I am.

250
00:33:06,369 --> 00:33:12,683
Lincoln Sterno, you stand here
accused of 12 counts of murder.

251
00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:17,517
14 counts of armed theft
of Federation property.

252
00:33:17,809 --> 00:33:20,926
22 counts of piracy in a high space.

253
00:33:21,769 --> 00:33:26,718
18 counts of fraud.
37 counts of rape.

254
00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:32,758
And one moving violation.

255
00:33:34,009 --> 00:33:36,125
How do you plead?

256
00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,683
Not guilty.

257
00:33:57,129 --> 00:34:02,362
- Not guilty? Are you nuts?
- It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.

258
00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:04,520
Call the first witness!

259
00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:06,713
But the prosecutor has you got cold!

260
00:34:06,739 --> 00:34:09,310
You are as guilty
as a cat in a goldfish bowl.

261
00:34:09,649 --> 00:34:13,306
The prosecution calls Hanover Fiste!

262
00:34:13,331 --> 00:34:17,331
Calling Hanover Fiste!
Hanover Fiste!

263
00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:31,163
Listen Sterno,
change the plea to guilty.

264
00:34:31,329 --> 00:34:34,072
Throw yourself
on the mercy of the court.

265
00:34:34,098 --> 00:34:36,645
I told you Charlie, I got an angle.

266
00:34:37,289 --> 00:34:40,499
But the most we can hope
is to bury you in secrecy

267
00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:42,367
so your grave is not violated.

268
00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:47,080
- Plead guilty!
- Shut up Charlie. I got an angle.

269
00:34:47,249 --> 00:34:50,559
- What angle?!
- Him.

270
00:34:53,209 --> 00:34:58,203
- State your name for the record.
- I am Hanover Fiste.

271
00:34:58,489 --> 00:35:01,799
Do you know the defendant,
captain Sterno?

272
00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:08,444
Yes, I know captain Sterno.
And never deliver kind and generous man.

273
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:12,966
I promised him 35.000 zulaks
to testify on my behalf.

274
00:35:14,809 --> 00:35:20,486
He is a overflowing cup filled
with the very cream of human goodness.

275
00:35:21,409 --> 00:35:26,802
Amd all the time I known him,
his never done anything immoral.

276
00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:28,681
See?

277
00:35:31,569 --> 00:35:35,403
Unless maybe
the Preschooler's Prostitute Ring.

278
00:35:36,409 --> 00:35:40,721
And he has never done
anything illegal.

279
00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:47,478
Unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun.

280
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:52,528
He has always been a good,
law-abiding citizen...

281
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,884
Give me a break!

282
00:35:57,049 --> 00:35:59,108
...of the Federation...

283
00:35:59,134 --> 00:36:01,192
Shut up! Shut up!

284
00:36:01,329 --> 00:36:04,885
A community-conscious individual.

285
00:36:04,911 --> 00:36:10,569
Sterno?! He is nothing but
a low-down, double-dealing

286
00:36:10,595 --> 00:36:15,426
backstabbing, larcenous,
perverted worm!

287
00:36:15,649 --> 00:36:18,351
Hanging is too good for him!

288
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:21,271
Burning is too good for him!

289
00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:21,983
Hanover...

290
00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:26,500
He should be torn into little pieces
and buried alive!

291
00:36:26,525 --> 00:36:27,788
Hanover...

292
00:36:28,489 --> 00:36:32,687
I'll kill him! Kill!!

293
00:36:42,049 --> 00:36:44,005
Kill!!

294
00:36:49,889 --> 00:36:56,408
Hanover, take it easy.
I'm sure we can talk this over.

295
00:38:16,249 --> 00:38:19,002
Good. I lost him.

296
00:38:31,049 --> 00:38:33,882
Sterno!

297
00:38:44,369 --> 00:38:48,806
Okay, Hanover,
you've had this coming.

298
00:38:49,289 --> 00:38:57,446
33... 34... 35 thousand zulaks.

299
00:38:58,209 --> 00:39:03,920
- Thank you, Hanover.
- It's nothing, boss.

300
00:39:04,249 --> 00:39:07,127
- And Hanover...
- Yes?

301
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:09,082
Goodbye.

302
00:39:19,449 --> 00:39:22,839
<i>Very few escape my grasp.</i>

303
00:39:23,609 --> 00:39:28,160
<i>Even in death, my powers continue.</i>

304
00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:19,085
Come on...

305
00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:53,199
- I think we are hit pretty bad.
- Go back and see how bad it is.

306
00:40:53,449 --> 00:40:56,202
- Can you keep her in the air?
- Sure.

307
00:41:32,729 --> 00:41:33,878
Nelson?

308
00:42:08,543 --> 00:42:10,543
Geez...

309
00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:16,124
Something is following us.

310
00:42:17,049 --> 00:42:20,359
- What is it?
<i>- It's a some kind of green meteorite.</i>

311
00:42:20,529 --> 00:42:22,918
What? Where?

312
00:42:55,129 --> 00:42:57,245
<i>Holden, are you okay?</i>

313
00:43:00,529 --> 00:43:03,839
Yea... I am coming back.

314
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,641
<i>What the hell is happening
back there?</i>

315
00:43:56,089 --> 00:43:57,158
Shit!

316
00:45:25,043 --> 00:45:27,043
No!

317
00:45:49,169 --> 00:45:55,324
<i>From one war to another,
my influence is always present.</i>

318
00:45:55,609 --> 00:46:02,321
<i>The paltry armies of the Universe
are but playthings to me.</i>

319
00:46:16,529 --> 00:46:20,044
Dr. Anrak, six more mutants
were sighted at Arizona this morning.

320
00:46:20,209 --> 00:46:25,886
Do you still say it has nothing to do
with the green radiation from space?

321
00:46:26,329 --> 00:46:29,560
Doctor is it truth that the president
himself pull you off the Jupiter 6 Project

322
00:46:29,729 --> 00:46:32,187
so you can investigate the mutations?

323
00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:34,212
Doctor answer me that, please!

324
00:46:43,489 --> 00:46:45,923
I wanna know what's the Army
doing about this?

325
00:46:46,049 --> 00:46:50,725
Hell! My constituents are turning green.
They are growing arms on their backs.

326
00:46:50,889 --> 00:46:54,279
There is something or someone
up there in space

327
00:46:54,305 --> 00:46:56,864
and the voters have
a right to know about it.

328
00:46:57,049 --> 00:46:59,573
Senator, we have no proof
that these mutations

329
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:02,068
are result of interference
from outer space.

330
00:47:02,249 --> 00:47:05,924
In fact dr. Anrak has just come in.
So let us hear what's his to say. Doctor...

331
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:09,126
First of all, there is
no cause for alarm.

332
00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:13,205
As for the theories
of interference by alien beings

333
00:47:13,369 --> 00:47:16,088
it is my firm opinion that we on Earth

334
00:47:16,249 --> 00:47:20,413
are the only intelligent,
technically advanced civilisation

335
00:47:20,439 --> 00:47:22,144
present in the Universe.

336
00:47:31,369 --> 00:47:37,763
And whatever is causing these
mutations is not from outer space.

337
00:47:40,089 --> 00:47:45,721
It is probably just an isolated,
biological phenome... pheno...

338
00:47:54,129 --> 00:47:56,199
Pretty. Pretty.

339
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,073
Nice job...

340
00:48:38,099 --> 00:48:41,202
How I'm gonna fix this guy?
He's fucked.

341
00:48:41,249 --> 00:48:44,685
- I guess we turned it little up too high.
- Sorry, man.

342
00:48:44,849 --> 00:48:49,764
You're sorry? What about me?
I've got to put this ass back together.

343
00:48:53,649 --> 00:48:56,686
- Where am I?
- Hey, who is the chick?

344
00:48:56,889 --> 00:49:00,802
Look at my clothes.
Who's gonna pay the dry cleaning?

345
00:49:01,089 --> 00:49:04,764
I demand you return me
to my office immediately!

346
00:49:04,929 --> 00:49:10,686
Too late. Molecular instabilities
all around the spacecraft.

347
00:49:10,849 --> 00:49:14,000
- You cannot leave.
- What? Is he kidding?

348
00:49:15,449 --> 00:49:18,486
Instability zone...
You're stuck here.

349
00:49:18,649 --> 00:49:21,665
But I have to be with my
parents for dinner tonight.

350
00:49:21,691 --> 00:49:23,568
And a gynaecologist appointment.

351
00:49:23,689 --> 00:49:28,240
Not anymore. Would you like a drink?
Come with me.

352
00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:32,399
You will feel better after
a glass of blo-aak.

353
00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:34,525
Do you have diet soda?

354
00:49:36,049 --> 00:49:40,581
Typical robot. The first Earth-chick
we see in 10 years

355
00:49:40,607 --> 00:49:42,991
and he's gonna make play for.

356
00:50:04,809 --> 00:50:07,960
Do we have any Plutonian Nyborg left?

357
00:50:08,129 --> 00:50:13,662
Just one bag.
It's in the transmitter compartment.

358
00:50:13,687 --> 00:50:15,687
Thanks man.

359
00:50:19,409 --> 00:50:21,161
Great.

360
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:31,203
Is this enough?

361
00:50:31,689 --> 00:50:36,319
- No. Go for broke.
- Good thinking, man.

362
00:50:44,049 --> 00:50:45,846
Nose dive!

363
00:51:39,169 --> 00:51:42,684
Good Nyborg!

364
00:51:52,969 --> 00:51:58,202
That was incredible.
I have never felt anything like it.

365
00:51:58,203 --> 00:51:58,843
Great.

366
00:51:58,869 --> 00:52:02,064
I am programmed to be proficient
in sexual activities.

367
00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:03,309
You wanna go steady?

368
00:52:03,449 --> 00:52:08,204
Gee, I do not know.
I already have a boyfriend.

369
00:52:08,529 --> 00:52:12,283
What he does not know
will not hurt him.

370
00:52:12,689 --> 00:52:15,328
But I'd feel so guilty.

371
00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:17,238
Of course you would.

372
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:20,829
Eart-women who experience sexual
ecstasy with mechanical assistance

373
00:52:20,969 --> 00:52:24,439
- ...always tend to feel guilty.
- Really?

374
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,928
But I don't understand.
We laugh together.

375
00:52:35,954 --> 00:52:38,831
We care for each other.
We have great sex.

376
00:52:38,969 --> 00:52:40,690
Why can't we get married?

377
00:52:40,716 --> 00:52:44,432
Look, we're different, okay?
Let's leavin' that.

378
00:52:44,769 --> 00:52:46,999
What do you mean "different"?

379
00:52:47,649 --> 00:52:50,322
But mixed marriages just don't work.

380
00:52:51,569 --> 00:52:56,040
I'm afraid that I've come home one day
I'll find you screwing the toaster.

381
00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:57,961
You'll just have to trust me.

382
00:53:02,049 --> 00:53:04,655
All right, all right, I'll marry you.

383
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,546
But at one condition:
I want a Jewish wedding.

384
00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:10,442
A Jewish wedding? Okay!

385
00:53:12,929 --> 00:53:15,966
I forgot...
Are you circumcised?

386
00:53:57,009 --> 00:54:01,207
- You're okay to land this thing?
- No problem, man.

387
00:54:02,969 --> 00:54:05,608
I think you're goin'
a little high, man.

388
00:54:05,769 --> 00:54:06,720
It is okay, man.

389
00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:10,549
If there's one thing I know,
is how to drive when I'm stoned.

390
00:54:10,729 --> 00:54:12,792
It's like you know
perspective is fucked

391
00:54:12,818 --> 00:54:17,023
so just let your hands would control
as if you are straight.

392
00:54:30,889 --> 00:54:33,801
Good landing, man.

393
00:54:41,889 --> 00:54:44,847
<i>My stories are almost over.</i>

394
00:54:46,529 --> 00:54:53,799
<i>I have chosen you, because you are
the future who could destroy me.</i>

395
00:54:54,089 --> 00:54:59,527
<i>With your death
I break the chain for all time.</i>

396
00:55:00,569 --> 00:55:06,166
<i>Look into me one final time.</i>

397
00:55:07,289 --> 00:55:12,238
<i>See my evil destroy your race.</i>

398
00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:16,563
<i>Then prepare to die.</i>

399
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,919
Death.

400
00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:23,206
Death!
Death to all who oppose us!

401
00:57:37,289 --> 00:57:40,599
To the Council Chambers!

402
00:58:30,009 --> 00:58:35,288
- They're killing everyone.
- The city is burning.

403
00:58:35,449 --> 00:58:39,567
Elder, we must arm ourselves,
we must fight!

404
00:58:39,809 --> 00:58:44,218
Silence! We are not
the race of warriors.

405
00:58:44,244 --> 00:58:47,707
We are statesmen and scientists.

406
00:58:47,849 --> 00:58:49,362
From a very beginning it was ordained

407
00:58:49,529 --> 00:58:53,132
that the warrior race
of Taarak the Defender

408
00:58:53,158 --> 00:58:55,560
would aid us in times of need.

409
00:58:55,585 --> 00:58:57,068
This was the Pact!

410
00:58:57,569 --> 00:59:03,804
Taarak the Defender? His race is dead.
They cannot defend anyone.

411
00:59:03,969 --> 00:59:07,882
Some say the race is not dead,
that one still lives.

412
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:13,726
- One? What good is one?
- One of Taarak's blood can do much.

413
00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:17,319
Elder! They're in the hall!

414
00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:23,478
Well, who is this last defender?
How can he be summoned?

415
00:59:23,649 --> 00:59:27,591
It is Taarna of the blood
of Taarak the Defender.

416
00:59:27,617 --> 00:59:29,351
The last of the race.

417
00:59:29,489 --> 00:59:36,486
And must be summoned as my forefather
summoned Taarak itself. From within.

418
00:59:36,649 --> 00:59:38,287
But will the Defender answer?

419
00:59:38,449 --> 00:59:43,000
The Taarakian has no choice,
they must answer. It is in their blood.

420
00:59:44,729 --> 00:59:47,148
They're at the door! They're here!

421
00:59:47,149 --> 00:59:48,963
In the halls, quickly!
We must do something!

422
00:59:48,989 --> 00:59:50,502
Bar the door!

423
00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:56,960
We will summon the Defender together.

424
00:59:58,529 --> 01:00:01,168
Taarna...

425
01:05:43,889 --> 01:05:47,245
<i>To defend, this is the Pact.</i>

426
01:05:47,409 --> 01:05:51,641
<i>But when life loses its value
and is taken for naught</i>

427
01:05:51,809 --> 01:05:55,563
<i>the Pact is to avenge.</i>

428
01:10:22,849 --> 01:10:28,321
- Hey, look. A new one.
- Where are you from, baby?

429
01:10:30,329 --> 01:10:33,002
Doesn't talk much, does she?.

430
01:10:34,209 --> 01:10:38,999
She doesn't have to talk
for what I want to do with her.

431
01:10:39,849 --> 01:10:43,239
Go on, baby.
Let us see what is under there.

432
01:10:51,809 --> 01:10:54,960
Hey, she is tough.

433
01:10:55,449 --> 01:11:01,001
- Maybe she wants to fight.
- Or maybe she wants take us all on.

434
01:11:47,849 --> 01:11:51,629
You'll find them moving there
beyond the oasis.

435
01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,506
Towards the green glow.

436
01:12:41,889 --> 01:12:44,687
A Taarakian!
We have captured a Taarakian!

437
01:12:44,849 --> 01:12:48,239
A Taarakian? Are you sure?

438
01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:51,003
Yes, your Holiness.

439
01:12:53,169 --> 01:12:56,787
But the Taarakian race is dead.
Extinct.

440
01:12:56,813 --> 01:13:00,782
She has the marks, Holiness.
I saw them.

441
01:13:04,409 --> 01:13:08,800
Have her bound and washed.
Then...

442
01:13:11,449 --> 01:13:13,565
bring her to me.

443
01:13:15,329 --> 01:13:17,126
And what of the bird?

444
01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:21,081
Kill it.

445
01:13:41,289 --> 01:13:44,725
So this is the Taarakian.

446
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:53,439
Somehow I thought it would be more
difficult to capture a Taarakian.

447
01:13:59,529 --> 01:14:02,089
My whips.

448
01:14:39,729 --> 01:14:44,200
Pull him down!
I'll put an arrow through his head!

449
01:15:13,889 --> 01:15:18,326
Mount the bats! I want her dead!

450
01:17:24,209 --> 01:17:27,918
This time you die, Taarakian bitch!

451
01:18:44,769 --> 01:18:46,919
<i>Taarna...</i>

452
01:18:48,249 --> 01:18:52,162
<i>Do not sacrifice yourself.</i>

453
01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:58,207
<i>You cannot destroy me.</i>

454
01:20:46,889 --> 01:20:49,244
<i>And the spirit of Taarna</i>

455
01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:55,518
<i>is transferred across the Universe
to a new Defender.</i>

456
01:20:55,689 --> 01:21:02,322
<i>And the power of evil is contained
for another generation.</i>

457
01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:09,805
<i>And a new Taarakian is born
to protect the next.</i>