1 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:30,943 ♪ When Uncle Sam called us up ♪ 2 00:00:31,012 --> 00:00:34,046 ♪ we hit that eastern sand ♪ 3 00:00:34,115 --> 00:00:36,749 ♪ Fought like hell for three long years ♪ 4 00:00:36,818 --> 00:00:40,019 ♪ in that south Asian land ♪ 5 00:00:40,088 --> 00:00:42,897 ♪ We met a few foreign ladies ♪ 6 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:45,723 ♪ We drank a lot of lukewarm beer ♪ Oh, I remember! 7 00:00:46,021 --> 00:00:48,554 ♪ But tonight, in this old Tucson bar ♪ 8 00:00:48,661 --> 00:00:49,639 ♪ you know what? ♪ 9 00:00:49,663 --> 00:00:53,065 ♪ It's so damn good to see you here ♪ 10 00:00:55,169 --> 00:00:58,971 ♪ Beers to you, old amigo ♪ 11 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,974 ♪ for all the good times ♪ 12 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:04,977 ♪ and here's to all the women ♪ 13 00:01:05,046 --> 00:01:07,446 ♪ that we've been through ♪ 14 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:11,717 ♪ Let's set 'em up, my compadre ♪ 15 00:01:11,786 --> 00:01:14,720 ♪ bar stool to bar stool ♪ 16 00:01:14,789 --> 00:01:16,633 ♪ shoulder to shoulder ♪ 17 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:18,090 All right! 18 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:19,925 ♪ Beers to you ♪ 19 00:01:21,996 --> 00:01:24,930 ♪ Ray, you remember back in Phoenix ♪ 20 00:01:24,999 --> 00:01:26,977 ♪ when we walked into that fight? ♪ 21 00:01:27,001 --> 00:01:28,200 Uh-huh! 22 00:01:28,269 --> 00:01:29,980 ♪ We whipped them local boys ♪ 23 00:01:30,004 --> 00:01:31,336 Oh, did we! 24 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:33,773 ♪ And then we bought 'em drinks all night ♪ 25 00:01:33,841 --> 00:01:36,942 ♪ and when my lovin' wife left for points unknown ♪ 26 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:39,879 ♪ you were there to fill my glass ♪ 27 00:01:39,947 --> 00:01:42,948 ♪ and it proved to me a woman's love can fade ♪ 28 00:01:43,017 --> 00:01:46,952 ♪ but the taste of Coors and a good friend always last ♪ 29 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:48,788 ♪ ha! ♪ 30 00:01:48,856 --> 00:01:53,358 ♪ Beers to you, old amigo ♪ 31 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:56,695 ♪ for all the good times ♪ 32 00:01:56,764 --> 00:01:59,464 ♪ and here's to all the women ♪ 33 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,500 ♪ that we've been through ♪ 34 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:05,771 ♪ Let's set 'em up, my compadre ♪ 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,740 ♪ bar stool to bar stool ♪ 36 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,520 ♪ shoulder to shoulder ♪ 37 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:11,977 All right, now! 38 00:02:12,046 --> 00:02:13,478 ♪ Beers to you! ♪ 39 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,525 Hey, Ray, let's have one more. 40 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:17,595 All right, Clint. It's my turn to buy. 41 00:02:17,622 --> 00:02:19,097 In that case, let's have two. 42 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,805 I just remembered, I got a date two bar stools down. 43 00:02:21,845 --> 00:02:24,356 You mean that little redhead? Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:24,425 --> 00:02:28,460 ♪ Beers to you, old amigo ♪ 45 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:31,563 ♪ for all the good times ♪ 46 00:02:31,632 --> 00:02:34,166 ♪ and here's to all the women ♪ 47 00:02:34,235 --> 00:02:37,202 ♪ that we've been through... ♪ 48 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,104 How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? 49 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,481 Sorry, officer. My hand slipped. 50 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,046 Hey! You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. 51 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,216 Yeah? Let's see your money, big mouth. 52 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:40,470 -Two hundred on Philo! -You're covered! 53 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,730 I'll go handle this. 54 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,947 -Put all of it on him. Put all of it on him. -I got it. 55 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,951 Twelve hundred dollars. 56 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,536 Twelve hundred. 57 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,414 Fifty dollars on Philo. 58 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,124 -What's your name? -Boys! 59 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,419 -Got 1200 more on Philo! -You're covered! 60 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,258 You know, we're covering over $8000 here so far. 61 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,843 We'll eat him for breakfast. 62 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:06,056 Hell, Joe whipped every Marine in the 1st Division. 63 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,390 Yeah. 64 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,017 But he ain't a Marine. 65 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,235 -Jesus, he's big. -Yeah, he's sizeable. 66 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,862 They said he beat everybody in the Marine Corps. 67 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,948 I ain't a Marine. 68 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,784 I got 2800 from the boys in Bakersfield. 69 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,871 -You're covered. -All right! 70 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:35,669 You lose this fight, we'll be patrolling Death Valley for the next five years. 71 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,797 Don't worry about it, sarge. Eat him up, Joe. 72 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,674 Eat him up, Joe. Ha-ha-ha! 73 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,801 Take care of Clyde, will you? 74 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,595 You know how he likes to crap in squad cars. 75 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,534 Hold it, hold it. 76 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,992 Okay, Joe. All right! 77 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,077 Come on! 78 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,470 He's killing him. 79 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,681 -Come on, boy. -He's moving pretty good for a corpse. 80 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,851 Come on, get in there! Let's go! 81 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,228 -Get in! -Come on! 82 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,160 Attaboy! 83 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,154 Get him, baby! 84 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,572 Bingo! 85 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,581 Get up, Philo! You got him! 86 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,028 All right. That's it. 87 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,781 -He ain't down yet. -No, he ain't and I ain't putting him down. 88 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,451 If you want to take his place, we can arrange that. 89 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,412 -Fight ain't over till he's down. -Shut up. 90 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,089 Great. You got him. 91 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,509 -How much we pull down? -Twelve hundred. 92 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,136 Where's Clyde? 93 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,014 -Shit. -There. 94 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,358 Clyde, you got damn little respect for the law. 95 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,195 God. 96 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,417 Sergeant Smith. 97 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,766 This is gonna be my last fight. 98 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,643 How come? 99 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,478 Right turn, Clyde. 100 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,402 I'm getting to like the pain. 101 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,409 -Well, I guess it's time, then. -Yeah, I think. 102 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,372 I don't understand it. I whipped every Marine in my division. 103 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,792 -Some real tough guys. -Jesus. 104 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,712 -How can you stand the stench? -I can't smell nothing. 105 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,261 The captain won't really transfer us, will he, sarge? 106 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,681 Seeing as how we flushed 2800 of his hard-earned bucks... 107 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,308 ...it's Death Valley, son, you can believe me. 108 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,477 Some real tough guys. 109 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,695 Hey. Pull those guys over! They're littering! 110 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,113 Shut up, will you? 111 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,060 Pardon me, sir, was that, uh, 3000? 112 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,063 No, it is not 3000. 113 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,776 Mr. Paoli bets 30,000 on the challenger? 114 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,157 -Ha! That's it! That's it! -He never touched him! 115 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,868 Your animal's gonna be dead in 15 seconds. 116 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,665 Young man. 117 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,959 Keep your terrier in his cage, Beekman. 118 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:35,004 Junior, he's only looking out for my interests, that's all. 119 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,093 -Your money will be here by 5 p.m. -I expected no less. 120 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,734 Whoo! 121 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,405 -Hey, did you set up a fight for Wilson? -No, not yet. 122 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,282 Well, come on. 123 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,952 What the hell am I paying him 5 grand a month, to sit on his hands? 124 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,662 Nobody will take him on. 125 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,790 Not after what he did to those last couple of guys. 126 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,419 Yeah, well, maybe we ought to, uh, set up a match... 127 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,504 ...between Wilson and the rattler, huh? Ha, ha. 128 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,215 Ha, ha. You'd lose a good rattler. 129 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,344 There is a guy on the West Coast named Philo Beddoe. 130 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,930 Philo Beddoe. I never heard of him. 131 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,099 Some folks in Dallas think a lot of him. 132 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,101 Yeah? Which folks? 133 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,854 The folks that bet. And he's well-known in California. 134 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,482 I think we could get a good piece of action on this one, Jim. 135 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,779 -All right. You set it up. -All right. 136 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:55,793 Well, Loretta, we've talked about it for 20 years, but now we're doing it. 137 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,712 We're in California. 138 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,673 I hear people here are a little peculiar. 139 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,886 Oh, Loretta, folks are just folks the world over. 140 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,436 -Luther. -Yeah? 141 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,813 I think we should go back to Iowa. 142 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,004 Then your whiskey eyes undress me 143 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,715 As we hide the night away 144 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468 I know it's wrong to want you 145 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,346 But God knows it feels so right 146 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,182 Just stay a little longer 147 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,643 Before you go to her tonight 148 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,937 There's one too many women in your life 149 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,899 -You didn't tell me she was here. -I didn't know. We can go. 150 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,692 No, it's all right. 151 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,367 There's one too many women in your life 152 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,704 The one you say you love 153 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,833 And the one you call your wife 154 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,344 You tell me you don't love her 155 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,305 And you say someday you'll leave 156 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:37,061 Then when our love starts feelin' right You walk away from me 157 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:42,358 Bedroom lies and alibis Are the only words you know 158 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:47,280 Just tell me that you love me Before you have to go 159 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:52,285 There's one too many women in your life 160 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,457 Neither one of us can make it right 161 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,337 There's one too many women in your life 162 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,928 Lynne Halsey-Taylor, ladies and gentlemen. 163 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,848 Let's have a big welcome for Johnny Duncan. 164 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,858 It's raining on the west coast 165 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,736 Snowing in Topeka 166 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:31,365 The weatherman says there's ice For old Tennessee 167 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,701 Mind if I sit here? 168 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,246 No. It's a free country. 169 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,500 You're still mad at me, I guess. 170 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,836 No, I like having my guts kicked out. 171 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:49,217 I didn't mean to hurt you. I... I was mixed up. 172 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,760 Oh? 173 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,762 What do you think I was? 174 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,263 I'm sorry. 175 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,599 But that's in the past. 176 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,726 Yeah, it sure is. 177 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,649 You want me to leave? 178 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,527 Yeah. 179 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,332 I see a loser in my mirror 180 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,627 Got a devil in my brain 181 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,088 And the woman I've been loving 182 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,508 All right, Clyde, keep your pants on. I'm coming. 183 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,388 She left blossom in my bedroom 184 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,516 And dirty dishes in my sink 185 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,395 I knew you and Philo came in here a lot. 186 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,649 So I told them I'd sing for nothing just to get a chance to talk to him. 187 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,859 Guess I shouldn't have bothered, huh? 188 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,862 I don't like drinking with filthy apes. 189 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,781 Clyde is a clean ape. 190 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,368 Yeah? Well, I'm gonna kick his ass out of here. 191 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:01,789 If I was you, friend, I'd just sit back there and I'd have myself another beer. 192 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,251 -You ain't me. -No. 193 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,803 -I'll have another beer. -Right. 194 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,390 Looks like Clyde's getting a little rowdy. We better get out of here. 195 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,443 You're getting rowdy, Clyde. 196 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,364 -Why don't you leave Philo alone, honey? -I'm not your honey. 197 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,535 Listen, he was down for two months after you pushed him over. 198 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,662 So was I. 199 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:47,251 The three of us are doing fine now so why don't you just leave him alone? 200 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,559 Clyde, come on, let's go. Leave the bananas alone. Come on. 201 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,481 Kind of grows on you, doesn't he? 202 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,526 There's gotta be a better way 203 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,947 But the sun shines bright 204 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,201 In Acapulco 205 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,330 And there's no snow 206 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,416 In old Monterey 207 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,215 We are the Black Widows! 208 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,343 Then who stomped a mud hole in you? 209 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,303 Philo Beddoe! 210 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:43,391 Then spat on you, and let his ape stomp it dry? 211 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,559 Philo Beddoe! 212 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,896 So whose hide you gonna nail to the gates of hell? 213 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,690 Philo Beddoe's! 214 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,944 All right, then, let's start doing some stomping of our own. 215 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,445 Yeah. 216 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,782 Good grief, my brownies are burning. 217 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,289 -His what? -He's baking brownies. 218 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,259 Why me, Lord? 219 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:23,013 I mean, you made other men out of clay. 220 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,350 Mine, you made out of shit. 221 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,984 -I should have expected it. -Expected what, Ma? 222 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:41,449 Quitting your job, letting an old lady die of frostbite, canker sores. 223 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,744 It ain't froze around here in 30 years, Ma. 224 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,829 Don't have to freeze. 225 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,039 I got thin blood. 226 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,960 Besides, I didn't quit my job. Fighting ain't my job. 227 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,378 Yeah. 228 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,465 Well, I have to admit, it ain't much. 229 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:01,135 But it's the closest you've come to earning a decent living. 230 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,096 But, hell, you don't care about keeping a roof... 231 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,808 ...over a poor, helpless old lady's head. 232 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,227 You don't care if she has to eat dog food. 233 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,814 You don't care if she has to soak her teeth in Clorox. 234 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:20,404 Come back here with my Oreos, you hairy ass! 235 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,415 -I'm looking for Mr. Philo Beddoe. -You're talking to him. 236 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:36,086 -I'm talking to his feet. -The top half of him can hear you. 237 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,881 I represent a man who would like to back you, Mr. Beddoe. 238 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,217 See that crescent wrench up on top there? 239 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,178 Yes, I see it. 240 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,514 Well, why don't you hand it to me? 241 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,183 Tail first, of course. The jaws may be venomous. 242 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,480 Thanks. 243 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,441 -Back me at what? -A fight? 244 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,694 -Sorry, I'm retired. -Since when? 245 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,030 Since I decided to retire. 246 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:08,244 My employer is willing to pay you $15,000 for this fight, Mr. Beddoe. 247 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,916 -Against who? -A man named Jack Wilson. 248 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,294 -You know Wilson? -I know of him. 249 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,048 Let's not quibble, Mr. Beddoe. Twenty-five thousand. 250 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:33,894 -Is that win or lose, or just win? -The money will be payable, win or lose. 251 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,773 Ten thousand in advance. 252 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,112 -Give it to Clyde. -Yes. 253 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,615 -Who's Clyde? -He's my manager. 254 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,743 Ah, Jesus Christ! 255 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:54,373 -Don't worry, he won't hurt you. -You want me to give $10,000 to an ape? 256 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,250 He handles all my business. 257 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,044 You stash that, Clyde, and don't let Ma see you. 258 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,629 Good boy. 259 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,798 Good boy. 260 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,019 I'll be in touch. 261 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,730 Yeah, I'm sure. 262 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,318 -You there, Harry? -Yeah, what do you got? 263 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,320 Dead battery at Sunset and Lincoln. 264 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,238 Green '73 Chevrolet. 265 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,657 Got it. Be about 20 minutes. 266 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:36,040 Twenty minutes is too late by half, Harry. 267 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:50,554 Hang on there, green Chevy. Harry's on the way. 268 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,725 Have you seen Clyde? 269 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,520 No. Is he gone? 270 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,606 Well, a couple hours. 271 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,610 -Is he in the shed? -I'll take another look. 272 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:10,950 No hairy-ass jungle jumper... 273 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,578 ...is going to outsmart Senovia Boggs. 274 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:19,667 That goddamn banana-head probably ate it. 275 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,335 Send him down to that... 276 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:28,425 Work and slave for that ape of yours. Work and slave. 277 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:32,304 Well, I appreciate that, Ma. You haven't seen him, have you? 278 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,932 No. No, I ain't seen him. 279 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:44,108 I'll find it. You better believe I'll find it. 280 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:50,572 Am I being too tender Or are you just too tough? 281 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:55,911 Right now I'm feeling Like I've had enough 282 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:01,750 If I've been all wrong Instead of all right 283 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,795 Either your love's too loose 284 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,258 Or mine is too tight 285 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,886 When the wheel of fortune spins again 286 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,888 I plan to be a winner 287 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,395 Does the magic in your eyes disguise A saint or just a sinner? 288 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:27,276 Playing your game Is one hell of a gamble 289 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:33,407 You're too loose to love And you're too hot to handle 290 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:43,292 Am I being too weak When I need to be strong? 291 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:48,422 Hanging around here After your love is gone 292 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,134 Has it all been a lie? 293 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,304 Or am I thinking small? 294 00:25:55,471 --> 00:26:00,434 I love all the way Or I don't love at all 295 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,606 When the wheel of fortune spins again 296 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,192 I plan to be a winner 297 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:14,448 Does the magic in your eyes disguise A saint or just a sinner? 298 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,912 -You seen Clyde? -Yeah. Right behind you, Philo. 299 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:25,918 You're too loose to love And you're too hot to handle 300 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,303 Lynne Halsey-Taylor, ladies and gentlemen. 301 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,264 Now let's everybody get ready for Fats Domino. 302 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:51,068 Every afternoon when I wake up 303 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:55,239 I say a little prayer and drink up 304 00:26:55,948 --> 00:27:01,787 And thank the Lord For driving me home once more 305 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,543 He ain't supposed to be, uh, out like this. 306 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,839 What did I do? I was just singing a number and he came in and sat down. 307 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,425 He probably got lost and recognized this place. 308 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:20,180 Maybe he wanted to see me. Not everybody hates me, you know. 309 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,393 I don't hate you. 310 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:29,815 I can take just about any kind of pain. There's just one I have no tolerance for. 311 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,861 Some kinds I can't tolerate either. 312 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,537 You gotta do another set? 313 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:48,667 Uh, no, I'm just doing one set a night. They're all here to see Fats. 314 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,335 -You sound good. -Thank you. 315 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,545 Real good. 316 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:55,340 Hangovers every day 317 00:27:55,507 --> 00:28:01,430 Flyin' high with honky-tonk angels 318 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:05,517 In whiskey heaven 319 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,395 Do you have any wheels? 320 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:10,647 No. 321 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,359 I'll give you a ride home. If you like. 322 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,321 I like. 323 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,574 Okay. Let's go. 324 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,452 In whiskey heaven 325 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:29,458 We drink a little beer and wine 326 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:34,213 Stay drunk most of the time 327 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:41,011 We're always raisin’ hell all night In whiskey heaven 328 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:49,937 This is it? 329 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:53,232 -Anything wrong with it? -No. Not a thing. 330 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,362 -Well, I guess I can't ask you in. -I guess not. 331 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,162 Good night, Clyde. 332 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,502 Thanks, Philo. 333 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,695 Shut up, meathead. 334 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,412 Hey! It's Philo Beddoe! 335 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,747 Are we bad mothers? 336 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,292 We are bad mothers! 337 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,648 Hey, Beddoe, it's us. 338 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,194 Are you talking to me? 339 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,949 I ain't talking to you, Beddoe. I'm reading your death warrant. 340 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,161 I didn't know you boys could read. 341 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,830 Oh. Now, that's real cute, real cute. 342 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,208 We're gonna kill you slow, boy. Take maybe a week. 343 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,545 Well, I wouldn't want to rush you. 344 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,965 After the first day, I think, you're probably gonna be shaking... 345 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,134 ...like some blind faggot at a weenie roast. 346 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:50,390 You got him real good, Cholla. You got him real good with that one. 347 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,892 Shut your hole. 348 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:59,524 Except this time, it ain't gonna be no weenie roast. 349 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,028 No, this time it's gonna be an ape roast. 350 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,114 Right turn, Clyde. 351 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,799 Hey, Cholla, they're getting away. 352 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,469 Why me? 353 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,352 Ah, what the hell. 354 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,105 I guess maybe it's time. 355 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,281 She's in Room 25, but you can't go up there. 356 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,534 No, ma'am, I know that. 357 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:54,579 -You're not allowed up there! -I won't be long, ma'am. 358 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,503 Operator, get me the police. 359 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,674 Oh. Excuse me, ma'am. 360 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,511 Hey, wait a minute. 361 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,806 Excuse me, ma'am, I didn't see a thing, hardly. 362 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:16,226 -You aren't allowed up here. -know that, ma'am. 363 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,814 -Who is it? -Philo. 364 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,651 You're not allowed up here. 365 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,321 Must be true. You're the third person who's told me that. 366 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,119 Well? 367 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,539 Well, we've got an extra room at the house. 368 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,500 I don't need any handouts. 369 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,670 Handouts are what you get from the government. 370 00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:45,755 A hand up is what you get from friends. 371 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,425 Are you a friend? 372 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,634 I'm a friend. 373 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:58,393 Well, I don't have so many friends that I can afford to lose one. 374 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,570 What is it? 375 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,448 Sorry, ma'am. 376 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:26,087 I believe what we got here, ladies, is a case of wishful thinking. 377 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:30,467 They all think we moon around all day, lusting after their bodies. 378 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,969 Well, some of us do, Rita. 379 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,041 Where's Clyde? 380 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,005 Shit. 381 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,426 So how are you gonna write this one up? 382 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,470 I'm not. Plus, you were a lot of help. 383 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:19,182 You can always say she was nuts about your toothpaste smile. 384 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,479 You could bust them for harassing an officer. 385 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,565 -Just shut up. -Ha-ha-ha'! 386 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,650 Hey. 387 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,777 It's them! 388 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,877 -Come on, come on! We can catch them! -You catch them. 389 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,925 So where are you gonna sleep? 390 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,178 We have a guest room out back, I told you. 391 00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,848 -Good night. -Good night. 392 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,212 Clyde, you still up? 393 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,183 What are you doing, pal? 394 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,560 An Oreo cookie for me? 395 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,563 I'll save mine till later. 396 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,273 Night, buddy. 397 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,619 -Mind if I come in? -No, not at all. 398 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,921 What was that? 399 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,717 Just a cookie I was saving till later. 400 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,637 Well, never mind. 401 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,639 You can have me instead. 402 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:28,019 No looking, now. Hmm. 403 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,517 Oh. 404 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,894 We chased him away. 405 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,983 Ah, the fresh air's good for him. Besides, he'll guard the door. 406 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,402 Is he reliable? 407 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:21,156 Anything gets past Clyde is 40 feet high with fangs. 408 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:26,619 -I think we're safe. -I think. 409 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,374 I think I love you. 410 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:36,212 I think that's a piece of luck for me. 411 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,170 Philo? 412 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:04,217 Jordan said he'd give us 200 big ones if we scrap that Merc for him. 413 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,263 Great. Clyde, scrap the Merc. 414 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,432 Come on, Clyde, you got work to do. 415 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,244 Mind if I jog with you? 416 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,622 Hell no. 417 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:22,337 We must be three miles out. How much further before you turn back? 418 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,255 A couple more. 419 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,175 That's 10 miles round trip. 420 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,720 -You do this every day? -More or less. 421 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:36,184 I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. I'm kind of new to this physical stuff. 422 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,561 You're doing real good. 423 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,649 Thanks. The doc said I had to get some exercise. 424 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:46,027 All I do is sit behind a desk all day. 425 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,698 You sit behind it, or you carry it around? 426 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,035 Well, I play a little squash sometimes. 427 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,048 -You look like you do some lifting. -A little. 428 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:11,177 -Mostly engine blocks. -That'll do the job. 429 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,223 Careful of that soft shoulder there. 430 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,183 That's a hell of a drop. 431 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:03,521 Hey, you got a pretty good grip for a new guy. 432 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,690 There's a lot of strength in fear. 433 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:11,571 -I believe I owe you. -I believe you do. 434 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,118 Philo. 435 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,747 -You can't do this fight. -Why not? 436 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:24,250 I've been checking with some people and I found out who Jack Wilson is. 437 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,671 Look, the fight's gonna get us a new truck, a new roof, and a few extras for Ma. 438 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,383 -He killed two men last year. -One. 439 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:37,638 So? The other one's lying someplace with nothing below the neck but memories. 440 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,849 Well, I told them I was gonna do it. 441 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,560 I know I don't have much influence with you anymore... 442 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,772 ...since you got a girlfriend, but damn it, you can't do this! 443 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,940 Well, I'm going to do it. 444 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,611 Don't you go telling Lynne about Wilson now, you hear? 445 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,571 Damn. 446 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,625 Yeah, Clyde. 447 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,128 Looks like both of us are getting aced. 448 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:11,130 Yeah. 449 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:16,511 There's one too many women in your life 450 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:23,392 The one you say you love And the one you call your wife 451 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,650 -A friend of yours? -Yeah. 452 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:35,196 Nice voice. Nice style. 453 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,198 I think so. 454 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:40,743 There's one too many women in your life 455 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,546 Why don't you get somebody who can sing around here? 456 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,673 Uh... 457 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,218 -That's not polite. -Ah, forget it. 458 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,681 Complaint department's open now, sonny. 459 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,462 -You play a hell of a game of squash. -So do you. 460 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,299 -I believe that makes us even. -I believe it does. 461 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,177 Did you find out what you wanna know? 462 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,095 Yeah, I did. 463 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:26,140 You're fast and you like pain. 464 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,143 You eat it like candy. 465 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,521 I've seen a few cases like that in my time. 466 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,900 The more they get hurt, the more dangerous they become. 467 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:40,738 But you gotta be durable too. Real durable. 468 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,324 Most ain't. 469 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:47,078 Yeah, you're right. Most ain't. 470 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,664 Let's call this fight off. There's no point. 471 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,292 I ain't doing it for points. 472 00:45:57,797 --> 00:46:01,759 You're good, but you're not good enough. 473 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,722 I... 474 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,811 I don't wanna hurt you, and that's the truth. 475 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:16,107 Sometimes we can't always do what we want to. Right? 476 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,527 -Yeah. -Your money's no good here. 477 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,030 Well, thank you. 478 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,244 -Pleasure watching you work. -Same here. 479 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,294 Who was that? 480 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:43,009 That was a friend of mine. We used to play squash sometimes. 481 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:51,726 The good guys always say That crime doesn't pay 482 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:56,480 But for some men there's no other way 483 00:46:56,856 --> 00:47:01,485 The bad guys always claim Both sides are the same 484 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:05,906 The good guys and the bad guys 485 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,799 I don't want you to fight. 486 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:28,846 You too? I thought you weren't supposed to say anything to her. 487 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,223 I thought she'd have more influence. 488 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,435 Don't do it, Philo. 489 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,563 -I'm doing it, and that's the end of it. -But he kills people. 490 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:40,649 The subject ain't open for discussion. 491 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:45,613 Go ahead, get yourself killed, you selfish lunkhead. 492 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,615 Better still. 493 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:51,952 Let him scramble your brains and turn you into a turnip... 494 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:56,123 ...so I can spend the next 20 years watering you. 495 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,795 You too? 496 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,505 All right. 497 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,965 All right. Clyde, go get the money. 498 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:08,844 Go ahead. 499 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,765 Orville. 500 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:18,229 Here's the card. Call that guy, tell him to come and get his dough. 501 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,119 Under my own mattress. Humiliating. 502 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:37,331 Outsmarted by a banana-head. 503 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:41,919 Hey. 504 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:45,339 I just spent the last five hours on a very bumpy airplane, Mr. Beddoe. 505 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:46,715 I'm not in a good mood. 506 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:51,095 -I don't blame you. -We have a deal, Mr. Beddoe. 507 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:54,765 We had a deal. Clyde, get the man his money back. 508 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,977 One does not cancel deals with James Beekman. 509 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:02,189 One takes one's money back, or else Clyde gets bugged at one. 510 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,483 I am holding it for you, Mr. Beddoe. 511 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:08,237 I will add 15,000 to it and give it to you when you show up for the fight. 512 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,365 Bear this in mind: What Wilson will do to you is nothing... 513 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,618 ...compared to what we will do if you don't show up for the fight. 514 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,496 Clyde, escort the man out. 515 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:20,666 You will have a visit from my friends very soon. 516 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,877 Will they be driving Cadillacs too? 517 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,212 Yes. Long and black. 518 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,507 Clyde, scrap the Caddie. 519 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:32,678 Oh, Jesus! 520 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,206 Oh, Jesus! 521 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,605 Oh, God! 522 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,821 He's crazy. 523 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,708 How about we go up to Bakersfield and mess around for a couple days? 524 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:49,213 No, thank you. I'm not Clyde. I can't sit around eating bananas... 525 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:52,466 ...while you and the broad are playing patty cake. 526 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:56,262 -Hey, she's not a broad. -I know that. 527 00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:58,889 Damn it, I'm just talking mad. 528 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:03,310 You're allowed to talk mad to your friends, you know, if they are. 529 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:06,272 They are, and you're allowed. 530 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:10,818 Shit. 531 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,571 She's a real nice girl. 532 00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,489 I know. 533 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:18,325 -A piece of luck. -I think. 534 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,162 But I don't have to like it. 535 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,665 Hell no. I wouldn't either. 536 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,459 -You wouldn't? -Uh-uh. 537 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:33,507 Maybe I ought to get really mad at you, then. 538 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:41,015 You better go before he goes down the block again... 539 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:42,808 ...after that lady Saint Bernard. 540 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,770 Jesus, I never saw a dog turn gray overnight before. 541 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:51,025 That's enough. Come on, you'll get plastered. 542 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:52,985 Bakersfield. Let's go. 543 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:56,780 -You take care, now. -All right. You too. 544 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,366 Okay, Clyde. 545 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,885 Seems like Orville's not very happy these days. 546 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:21,972 I know. I guess he thinks you're taking up some of his space. 547 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,934 -But I can't give it back to him. -I know. 548 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,944 Hang on. 549 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,270 -Uh-oh. -No! 550 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,459 Lock the doors. 551 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:56,358 Cholla, I'm hardening. 552 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:58,485 I'm hardening too. 553 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,363 Shut up and get him! Move! 554 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,244 I'm froze. 555 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:08,787 Dead meat, Beddoe. 556 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,082 Dead meat. 557 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,800 Oh, you're gonna pay for this. You're gonna pay. 558 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:33,437 What are you going to do with them? 559 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:38,358 Well, we can't leave them here. Dogs would come along and piss on them. 560 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,527 Ain't fair to the dogs. 561 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,197 You'll pay for that too, Beddoe. 562 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:53,081 -Will you be able to get this stuff off? -Sure. We'll just peel them like bananas. 563 00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:55,709 Of course, that tar will take their hair off with it. 564 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:58,212 -Oh. Painful? -Moderately. 565 00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:02,257 -Too bad. -Both of you are really gonna pay for this. 566 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,510 I already am paying for it. 567 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:09,223 It's $20 for this tow boom and another 20 I'm adding on... 568 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,767 ...for cleaning up my truck. That's $40 you owe me. 569 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,360 We should be back in 15, 20 minutes, I hope. 570 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,154 -Good luck. -Come on, Clyde. Scrap the gate. 571 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:41,755 Despite your irresistible charm, old buddy, she may have some reservations. 572 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:44,591 You just feed her this banana and it'll put her out. 573 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,260 Not more than about 40 minutes. 574 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:49,429 If that doesn't work, pop her in the ass and squeeze the bulb. 575 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:50,889 Got that? 576 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:05,028 Clyde, sometimes I think you're not too tightly wrapped. 577 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:11,243 -Oh, no. What happened? -Ah. 578 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:15,622 I seem to have the only primate in the country that's a dope addict. 579 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,458 -Be right back. -Be careful. 580 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:24,965 Well, it's his own damn fault if I get the wrong one. 581 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:04,796 -Who the hell are you? -We're looking for Philo Beddoe. 582 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,841 Well, he ain't here. Get out of my house. 583 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:10,928 Who the hell are you...? 584 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,147 That ain't him. Where is he? 585 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:24,942 -Why don't you go f... -Ma. 586 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,486 Where is he? 587 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,823 -Uh, Bakersfield. -Where in Bakersfield? 588 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,200 I don't know. 589 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:37,496 Um... 590 00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:41,041 ...he's gonna find a motel when he gets there. 591 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:52,386 Orville. 592 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,733 Son of a bitch! 593 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:02,456 -Looks like you got the right one. -Yeah. 594 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:04,624 Come on, Clyde. 595 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,509 Do you think he knows what to do? 596 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,680 Well, there have been primates around for 80 million years. 597 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,768 I don't think they'd set that kind of record without, uh, knowing something. 598 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,937 I guess not. 599 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,677 What is that? 600 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:42,222 It's just Clyde showing off. It's part of the courtship. 601 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:09,040 My God. That's obscene. 602 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:13,587 Sure sounds obscene. 603 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:18,758 Hey. Don't I get a courtship? 604 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,927 Well, what do you want me to do? 605 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:27,017 I don't know. Show off a little. What do you say, big boy? 606 01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:38,278 How's that? 607 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,739 I'm impressed. 608 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,160 Will it hold both of us? 609 01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:03,803 We're leaving this place immediately. Get up. 610 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:11,686 Mm. 611 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,313 Savage. 612 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,576 Luther. 613 01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:32,832 Luther, stop that. 614 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,669 My back! 615 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:38,004 I've thrown out my back. 616 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,882 Stretch your arms, Luther. Don't tense. 617 01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:46,888 Oh. Damn fool. I should've known better. 618 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:51,851 It was very brave, Luther. That was a heavy chair. 619 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,483 You looked very impressive. 620 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,529 So did you. 621 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,116 It's been a long time. 622 01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:57,667 How many? 623 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,881 About a hundred. 624 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,300 Let's go. 625 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,457 Bakersfield. 626 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:14,035 Hey. Get away from there. 627 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:18,832 It ain't right to watch folks go humpity-bumpity. 628 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,793 Hey, baby. 629 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:28,800 Oh, my God, what have I done? 630 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:33,346 The first live one in 20 years, and I disabled him. 631 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,806 Oh. 632 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:39,018 -Aw, come on, sweetie. -Oh. 633 01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:43,648 That was just a little tickle to loosen you up, you know? 634 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:48,194 Now, I tell you what you do. You get yourself a good eyeful. 635 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,948 Come on. Just look right in. Enjoy yourself. 636 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:56,077 And then when you're ready for a little romp... 637 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,204 ...I'll be in the office. 638 01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:01,708 Roll me in the clover 639 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,544 Roll me in the clover Ha-ha-ha 640 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,920 Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha 641 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,557 You know, I ain't a churchgoing person... 642 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:22,103 ...but, I swear, that's gonna be a thing of a past. 643 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,355 Um, let him be all right. 644 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:29,486 I didn't hit him hard, he should still have one good one left. 645 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,927 Sweetie. 646 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,138 Thank you, Lord. 647 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,902 That's it. 648 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:27,794 Uh, say, excuse me, officer. Can you tell me where the Pink Cloud Motel is? 649 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,629 Yeah. 650 01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:34,300 Just hang a right out here. Go down a little bit of ways. Can't miss it. 651 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:43,059 How would you and your girlfriend there like to race me over? 652 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:24,225 Come on, guys. Come on. 653 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,589 Philo! 654 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,718 All right, wise guy. 655 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,970 -Which station? -Fourth Street. Why? 656 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,931 Fourth Street Station! 657 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,688 What is it, snookums? 658 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:13,941 Somebody's bashed into our car, honeybunch. 659 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:18,613 We can always get another car. Come back to bed, sweetheart. 660 01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:29,248 What's that for? 661 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,833 Just in case. 662 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,637 Here. Take her home. Hurry on back. 663 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:52,271 You wait here. 664 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,093 Over this way. 665 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,853 That's enough. 666 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:49,430 Thanks, old buddy. That took guts. I owe you one. 667 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,735 Don't even think about it. 668 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:14,705 -How long has she been like this? -All morning. Ain't said a word. 669 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:28,261 I suppose you'll have to fight now. 670 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:29,971 Yeah. 671 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:36,644 I don't think they're gonna hurt her. I think they just want you to fight. 672 01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:38,020 I know. 673 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:41,858 -Piece of crap, though. -Yeah. 674 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,453 She's getting on. 675 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:59,834 I think maybe her brains are, you know, turning soft. 676 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:03,004 Jelly, sonny. Jelly. 677 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,966 Jellyroll killed my momma 678 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:12,471 Drove my daddy stone blind 679 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:16,517 You're going to church next Sunday. You too. 680 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,484 Philo. It's him. 681 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,036 Yeah? 682 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:38,831 Jackson, Wyoming. Saturday, noon. 683 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,499 Not until I talk to her. 684 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,794 -You are in no position to set conditions. -You heard me. 685 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:49,634 Nino. 686 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,682 -Philo? -You okay? 687 01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:59,101 I'm fine. Don't fight, they don't dare hurt me. 688 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,104 I trust you're not so foolish as to believe that, Mr. Beddoe. 689 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:03,564 No, I'm not. 690 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:07,234 Lynne, the fight's not your concern. I'll have you out of there on Saturday. 691 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,861 Philo, listen... 692 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,822 We have a deal, Mr. Beddoe? 693 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:15,451 You'll produce her Saturday noon, before the fight, right? 694 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,621 Deal. 695 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,874 All right, boys. Belly up to the table. 696 01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,834 Get yourself some hair there. 697 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:28,547 And here. Paint on some eyebrows. You look like a bunch of freaks. 698 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:29,840 Hey. 699 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:34,136 -You promised me a moustache. -Cholla promised me I could be a blond. 700 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,888 I want to be a redhead. 701 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,807 Give me that brown one. I like brown. 702 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:46,023 Cholla, why don't you tell them to give me what I asked for? 703 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:50,403 I love it. 704 01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:56,075 Nobody knows nothing. 705 01:14:56,242 --> 01:15:00,371 I checked everybody I know, even the sleazies. 706 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:03,749 Well, they're probably holding her somewhere near Jackson. 707 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,127 We'll just do a little scouting. 708 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:06,687 Oh, Jesus. 709 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:11,067 Why don't you just shut up and start passing out them tickets there? 710 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:13,402 I ain't got the heart. 711 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,321 You've got enough trouble. 712 01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:17,573 Wait a minute. 713 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:20,743 You have to give us them tickets. You have to. 714 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,412 I mean, didn't you see us? We're lawbreakers. 715 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,581 I mean, we are totally despicable. 716 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:28,793 We have earned them tickets. 717 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:34,465 Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature. 718 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,384 But we don't enforce them laws. 719 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,104 Lord... 720 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:53,234 ...you have given me these crosses to bear... 721 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,860 ...and I will carry them... 722 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:58,864 ...all the way from Jerusalem to Jackson, whichever's closer. 723 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,366 But hear me, Lord. 724 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:03,202 Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 725 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:08,791 ...I will chew on Philo Beddoe's ass for my last supper. 726 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,564 Hyah! 727 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:35,151 Yippie-aye-ay Cow Patti 728 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,736 I lose. 729 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:41,282 The killer hit town at daybreak Ate the door off the local saloon 730 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,427 He started to drink you could tell He was thinking 731 01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:46,203 There'll be a showdown soon 732 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:52,835 Patti hit town in a cloud of dust Oi' Flame was buzzin' like a saw 733 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:56,005 And the whole town got As quiet as a church 734 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,716 When the killer stepped out for the draw 735 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:02,094 Excuse me, sir, there's a call for you. A Mr. Beekman. 736 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:06,640 Hello, Beekys, it's your dime. 737 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:11,395 Zack? I got a sporting event laid out for this Saturday. 738 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:15,524 A fire-eater named, uh, Philo Beddoe. Ha, ha. 739 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,234 Against Jack Wilson. 740 01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:20,196 Philo Beddoe? Never heard of him. 741 01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:22,448 Hey, Melvin, can Beddoe whup Jack Wilson? 742 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:26,994 Beddoe's good, real good, but I'd have to give Wilson the edge. 743 01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:30,748 -How big an edge? -If it was my money, 7-to-5. 744 01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:33,042 But 6-to-5 is a fair bet. 745 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:36,712 I might be interested in 4-to-1. 746 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,172 Even money, Zack. 747 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:40,507 Well, I might go 3-to-1. 748 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,551 I've reserved your suite for you. 749 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:44,428 I'll be there. 750 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,973 Yippie-aye-ay, yay Cow Patti 751 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:51,477 Yee-haw! Y'all saddle up. We going on a trip. 752 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,941 Jim Martin and his crew are coming in from Kansas City. 753 01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,776 -Yeah? -Yeah. 754 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:03,948 We got contingents coming in from Seattle, L.A., Frisco. 755 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,075 Any takers at 6-to-5? 756 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,495 Uh, we got about 30 grand. 757 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,038 You know, Jim... 758 01:19:11,205 --> 01:19:13,832 ...might have to go 2-to-1 we wanna pick up the action, huh? 759 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,669 We'll get enough action at 8-to-5. 760 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:18,045 All right. 761 01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:21,131 -I'll call up Boston, set up a layoff. -No. 762 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,386 No. There's not gonna be a layoff. 763 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:27,805 Jim. 764 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,808 We're liable to get a couple million bucks on this. 765 01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:32,559 Wilson's not going to lose. 766 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:38,023 We try any funny stuff here, they're gonna retire us to the Jersey Flats. 767 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:42,194 No, no funny stuff. I'm telling you, Wilson's gonna take him. 768 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:43,654 Jim. 769 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:46,073 All we gotta do... 770 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,534 We set up a little layoff. 771 01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:51,078 You and me, we take a nice 6, 7 percent cut. 772 01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:54,081 We walk away, couple hundred grand. No risk. 773 01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,167 I'd rather walk away with a couple of million. 774 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:00,963 Yeah. 775 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:04,049 Yeah, all right. All right, I'll go along. 776 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,219 But if Wilson loses, you better have snowshoes. 777 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:10,514 Because north of the Arctic Circle is the only place we'll be safe. 778 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,768 Welcome to Jackson, Mr. Wilson. Welcome. 779 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:17,021 It's a great honor to serve you. Great honor. 780 01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:20,067 Uh, I'm going to take you up to the suite myself. Here, let me take this. 781 01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:27,740 Uh, there are three parties in progress, one of which started yesterday afternoon. 782 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:32,453 If there's anything you need, anything. The hotel does allows pets in the room. 783 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:34,538 If you understand my meaning. 784 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,249 I don't keep pets. 785 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,215 No pets, no booze. 786 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,969 -I can read. -And no parties. 787 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:50,929 Oh, that's Aunt Hortense. 788 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:54,808 The last party she was at was, uh, Teddy Roosevelt's inauguration. 789 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:58,312 -Is she your aunt by blood or marriage? -Blood. 790 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,398 I'd be careful about having any children if I were you. 791 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,651 Always am. 792 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,793 That's the fifteenth private jet this morning. What's going on? 793 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,461 Bare-knuckle fight. 794 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,421 California boy named Philo Beddoe... 795 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:27,174 ...Is taking on some monster from the East Coast. 796 01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:30,302 -I ain't seen anything in the papers. -Strictly illegal. 797 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:34,264 No referee, and the fight won't end until one or the other's half dead. 798 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:39,686 Oh, my God. 799 01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:49,530 -I think I'm doing something wrong. -You're doing just fine, hon. 800 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:53,242 Yeah, but we've been flying upside down for 15 minutes, Zack. 801 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:58,956 It takes a little time to get the hang of it. Don't be so hard on yourself, foxy. 802 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,627 It's like that ride at the fair where everything falls out. 803 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:06,505 -I hope so. -Oh, you're terrible. 804 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:09,883 -You can't drink upside down. -Sure, you can. 805 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,929 -Here, try it. -All right. 806 01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:16,515 Hey, it worked. 807 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:19,017 You'd be surprised what you can do upside down. 808 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:20,436 -Surprise me. -Oh! 809 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:27,276 I'll take the south side of town. You take the north. 810 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,611 -What are we looking for? -I don't know. 811 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,864 Keep your eyes out for anything peculiar. 812 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:35,033 And keep Aunt Hortense out of sight, will you? 813 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,432 Why, you're Philo Beddoe. 814 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:00,517 -Yes, ma'am. -It's him! 815 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:05,105 -Why, he's looking too good. -Oh. Too good by half. 816 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:06,899 Excuse me, ma'am. 817 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:09,818 We can't get decent odds on you looking that good. 818 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:13,155 We're trying to find some fool who'll give us 2-to-1. 819 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,824 Try to look a little more peaked, would you? 820 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,243 Excuse me. 821 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,601 -Oh. Sorry. -You damn fool! 822 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,728 -Let me see that hand. -What? 823 01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:46,438 Wiggle your fingers. 824 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,777 You could have broke that hand and made paupers out of all of us. 825 01:23:52,110 --> 01:23:53,237 Sorry. 826 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:57,783 What are you standing here gabbing for? Get on back to jogging. 827 01:23:58,408 --> 01:23:59,701 I think I might do that. 828 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:04,289 Oh, and no booze, no parties. In bed by 8:00. 829 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:06,542 You can count on that. 830 01:24:08,669 --> 01:24:10,170 I do. 831 01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:13,048 Did y'all see that? 832 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:16,635 The way he grabbed me with one hand like I was a feather? 833 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:21,974 Son of a gun, boys, we're gonna be rich. 834 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,977 We're already rich, Zack. 835 01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:33,777 Mind if I jog with you? 836 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:36,947 You work for some pretty strange folks. 837 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,866 Who I work for is my business. 838 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:41,994 They got my girl. 839 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:44,329 Hey, they're running together. 840 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,457 Jesus. Talk about beef on the hook. 841 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,751 Wilson will eat him for breakfast. 842 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,713 -I got 40 on Beddoe. -You're on. 843 01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:54,631 I didn't know. 844 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:58,302 I didn't say you did. I just said you worked for some strange folks. 845 01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:00,846 Well, their business isn't mine. 846 01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:03,098 I never said it was. 847 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:07,352 We're even, remember? 848 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:13,775 Uh, yeah. 849 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,277 Oh, Jim. 850 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,404 Tony Paoli's on the way up. 851 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:23,493 -Poor little Tony, he never learns. -Not junior, senior. 852 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:25,829 -Big Tony? -Big Tony. 853 01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:27,497 What's he coming here for? 854 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:48,060 Ah, Mr. Paoli. What a pleasure to see you. 855 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,820 I hear you ain't laying off any of the action. 856 01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:01,573 No, not so far. No, sir. 857 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:06,578 You got guts. I admire a man with guts. 858 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:13,210 So I says, "Big Tony, maybe now's the time you go out... 859 01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:17,589 ...and make a little bet with this high-roller Beekman with guts.” 860 01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:25,430 A hundred thousand? 861 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:31,978 Mr. Beekman, you and I are not men who deal in five zeroes. 862 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:35,107 Uh, he means six zeroes, Jim. 863 01:26:35,273 --> 01:26:37,109 "He means six zeroes, Jim." 864 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,738 Of course, I have to cover it. 865 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:44,032 Ha, ha. Of course. 866 01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:14,479 Give us a look, sweetie. 867 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:17,524 Come on, honeybunch, show us those big blue eyes. 868 01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:29,536 No. 869 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:31,580 Uh-uh. Mm-mm. 870 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:34,040 He's a menace. Goes around peeking in windows. 871 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:38,253 Ogled at me last night while I was getting it on with two young beauties. 872 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:41,339 Look, Clyde has no interest in human sex. 873 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:43,675 What were you doing, getting it on with apes? 874 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:45,844 Get out. Out. 875 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:48,930 Let's go. 876 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:50,891 -The fight ain't on till noon. -I know. 877 01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:54,853 But I found where they're holding Lynne. Best to hit them when they move her. 878 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,355 -What's going on? -He found out where Lynne is. 879 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:58,774 Let's go. 880 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,568 Uh, I know they're packing heat and they might use it. 881 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:05,071 I'm his friend and Clyde's his friend. We go. 882 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:09,659 Hop in there, kid. 883 01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:25,675 Hey. 884 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,316 Right turn, Clyde. 885 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,906 -You all right? -I'm fine. 886 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,408 Why don't you get the cops and the ambulance? 887 01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:54,579 -The cops ain't part of the bargain. -Just the ambulance, then. 888 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:55,872 That bullet was mine. 889 01:28:56,373 --> 01:28:59,042 I like being a hero too, sometimes, you know. 890 01:28:59,209 --> 01:29:01,336 Well, you're doing a good job with it. 891 01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:05,841 Look, I just saved you guys' ass from the slam. 892 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,759 So now they belong to me. 893 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:11,221 But if I ever see you again, I'm gonna come a-collecting. 894 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:16,601 You just get in this car and keep driving west, till you see the surf. 895 01:29:16,768 --> 01:29:19,604 You got it? Move. 896 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,651 -I owe you one. -Uh-uh. We're even. 897 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:28,280 Your hairy friend back there saved my skin for me. 898 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:32,409 -We're even, then. -You're not gonna fight, are you? 899 01:29:32,784 --> 01:29:34,786 Well, if I don't, it's a forfeit. 900 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,664 A lot of people bet money on me. Not all of them are rich. 901 01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:41,084 If neither one of us showed up, then there wouldn't be any fight. 902 01:29:41,251 --> 01:29:43,253 Then all the bets would be off. 903 01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:46,298 That's something to think about. 904 01:29:46,965 --> 01:29:49,593 Wilson! He hung up. 905 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:52,429 Well, that's it. 906 01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:54,890 Neither of them are gonna show. 907 01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:57,392 -All the bets are off, then. -Damn it. 908 01:29:57,601 --> 01:30:01,438 I spent a lot of time, a lot of money setting this thing up. 909 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:06,776 Well, you better let the sporting folks know. 910 01:30:06,943 --> 01:30:07,986 Yeah. 911 01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:11,489 -So are you gonna fight? -I don't know. Depends on Wilson. 912 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:13,283 You wanna stay here with Orville? 913 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:17,746 On your way out, could you kind of tell the nurses what a hero I am? 914 01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:20,248 -Why didn't I think of that? -Is that the hero? 915 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,043 Oh, yeah. That's him lying right there. 916 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:26,463 You're a good man, Philo Beddoe. 917 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,256 It hurts right here. 918 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:36,514 -Young man's got a real healthy appetite. -That he does. 919 01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:41,186 I don't think we can end it even. 920 01:30:43,063 --> 01:30:44,272 I don't think. 921 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,859 But then, on the other hand... 922 01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:50,612 ...I don't have any great desire to make Beekman rich. 923 01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:53,865 You figure you would? 924 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,242 I figure. 925 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:01,915 But then, I guess we'll just have to find out if I would have or not, huh? 926 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:04,501 I guess. 927 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:11,883 Real shame. 928 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:15,053 It would've been the fight of the century. 929 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,389 Sure as hell would have. 930 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:26,731 I blew a $100,000 deal to get out here for this fight. 931 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:29,109 Hell, it would have been worth it. 932 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,739 -Wilson would have taken him. -Ha. 933 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:37,409 -The hell he would have. -Who cares? 934 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:10,233 Get up there. 935 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,469 Hey, look at this. 936 01:32:37,635 --> 01:32:39,179 -What? -What? 937 01:32:39,345 --> 01:32:40,764 Whoa! 938 01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:42,766 Let me see. 939 01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:52,400 All right, you kids, what are you doing here? 940 01:32:53,359 --> 01:32:57,655 I said, what are you kids doing here? Come on. Move back, move back. 941 01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,499 It's on. It... 942 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:10,335 -What? What? -The fight. Give me that. 943 01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:16,466 Jackson Base, this is Car 2. Uh, the fight... The fight is on. Here. 944 01:33:17,467 --> 01:33:20,428 Breaker, breaker, 1-9. This is your good news channel. 945 01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:22,639 It's on! The fight is on! 946 01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,182 Did you hear that? 947 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,853 What you waiting for, dummy? 948 01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,775 Aren't you gonna have any? Come on. 949 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:38,613 Yeah? 950 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:44,160 -Jim, the fight is on. They're fighting! -What time is it? 951 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:48,123 -Uh, it's 11:50. -All bets don't cancel till noon. 952 01:33:48,289 --> 01:33:52,669 That means all bets are still on. Come on, let's go! Let's go! 953 01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:06,641 It's on. 954 01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,893 -What? -The fight. 955 01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:27,829 It's on. The fight's on! 956 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:37,881 Hey, Cholla. What are we doing on foot? 957 01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:41,968 -I told you, the cops pinched the bikes. -Yeah, but what for? 958 01:34:42,135 --> 01:34:45,054 Who's running this outfit anyway, you or me? 959 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,262 -Come on, Clyde. -Come on. 960 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:47,700 Just right around the corner and we'll be ringside, boys. 961 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:05,093 -Get along, honey. Come on. -It's just around the corner. 962 01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:06,886 Where's the fight? 963 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:09,514 Come on, Zack. Let's go! 964 01:36:31,911 --> 01:36:33,538 That's it. That's it. 965 01:36:43,798 --> 01:36:45,800 Come on, baby. Come on. 966 01:36:50,138 --> 01:36:52,181 Come on, Philo! Come on! 967 01:37:24,881 --> 01:37:25,923 Come on! 968 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:31,888 Come on! 969 01:37:38,519 --> 01:37:41,522 Kill him. You heard me. Right now. 970 01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:45,568 Nino. 971 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,412 Listen up. That's Beekman's hoods up there. 972 01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:57,955 They're gonna kill Beddoe. 973 01:37:58,122 --> 01:38:00,291 Cholla, that's great. Let's give them a hand. 974 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,501 You twit! 975 01:38:01,667 --> 01:38:04,796 I sold all the bikes and put every nickel we had on Beddoe to win! 976 01:38:04,962 --> 01:38:06,214 Cholla, how could you? 977 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:08,508 We've been at war with Beddoe for over a year. 978 01:38:08,674 --> 01:38:11,302 War is war, but business is business. 979 01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:14,389 If Beddoe losses, we are flat busted. 980 01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:16,682 Hell yeah, business is business. 981 01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:19,227 Don't just stand there, you freaks, go get them! 982 01:38:19,477 --> 01:38:21,104 Yeah! 983 01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:32,115 Yeah! 984 01:38:45,336 --> 01:38:46,838 -Aah! -Shall we? 985 01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,656 We could end it here, you know. 986 01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:57,492 Even? 987 01:39:58,326 --> 01:39:59,827 No, you owe me one. 988 01:40:05,082 --> 01:40:07,376 -Hey, is it over? -I don't know. 989 01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:14,717 You think I'd buy that when I'm still standing? 990 01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:16,427 Nope. 991 01:40:26,062 --> 01:40:27,396 [CROWD GASPS 992 01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,313 It's broke. 993 01:41:13,985 --> 01:41:15,027 That's it. 994 01:41:16,654 --> 01:41:18,739 -No, it ain't. -That's it. 995 01:41:21,659 --> 01:41:23,911 -His arm's broke. -Philo broke his arm. 996 01:41:31,544 --> 01:41:34,839 Stop this. It doesn't matter. 997 01:41:35,464 --> 01:41:37,717 -It matters to me. -Beddoe. 998 01:41:39,302 --> 01:41:40,636 We're even. 999 01:41:48,185 --> 01:41:49,770 I owe you. 1000 01:42:02,575 --> 01:42:04,952 Come on. Put that spaghetti down. Come on. 1001 01:43:20,486 --> 01:43:21,529 I knew he'd do it. 1002 01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:27,535 You get your money's worth. 1003 01:43:40,131 --> 01:43:42,675 -Was I out? -Yeah. 1004 01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:45,386 -How long? -Long enough. 1005 01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:50,891 That's it, then. 1006 01:43:52,351 --> 01:43:53,686 That's it. 1007 01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:02,778 That was one hell of a fight. 1008 01:44:03,195 --> 01:44:04,822 You better get that arm fixed. 1009 01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:16,917 -I think we better get out of here. -I think you're right. 1010 01:44:32,308 --> 01:44:34,727 He's paying off 30 cents on the dollar. 1011 01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:38,856 But he offered us 40 cents if we promised not to touch him. 1012 01:44:45,196 --> 01:44:47,239 -Did you promise? -Of course. 1013 01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:49,784 Good. 1014 01:44:50,951 --> 01:44:54,205 Now go back there and kill him. 1015 01:44:56,373 --> 01:45:00,795 Hell, Zack, 30 cents on the dollar isn't gonna pay for the cost of that plane. 1016 01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:02,379 It don't matter. 1017 01:45:02,546 --> 01:45:06,383 Hell, it's worth it to pay for the privilege of seeing a fight like that. 1018 01:45:06,717 --> 01:45:08,302 Sure as hell is. 1019 01:45:09,053 --> 01:45:10,805 I should say. 1020 01:45:12,264 --> 01:45:15,267 I'm gonna have to call you on your bloomers, ma'am. 1021 01:45:15,476 --> 01:45:18,938 Oh, damn it. Chivalry ain't dead in Texas. 1022 01:45:19,396 --> 01:45:20,898 Well, thank you, ma'am. 1023 01:45:31,534 --> 01:45:33,661 -What's the matter? Who is it? -Tony's boys. 1024 01:45:33,828 --> 01:45:35,830 Tony's boys? What are they coming here for? 1025 01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:39,416 -What the hell do you think for? -Yeah, but they promised. 1026 01:45:58,269 --> 01:45:59,687 Come on. Come on. 1027 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:03,816 Hurry up. Grab the case. Come on. 1028 01:46:08,070 --> 01:46:12,366 Hey, Beekman, I believe you owe us another 70 cents on the dollar. 1029 01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:14,743 Come on, get out of the way, you punks. 1030 01:46:15,119 --> 01:46:19,164 You really don't know who we are, do you? Tell him who we are. 1031 01:46:19,331 --> 01:46:21,571 We're the Black Widows. We're feared throughout the land. 1032 01:46:25,462 --> 01:46:27,548 -Jim. -Let's get the hell out of here! 1033 01:46:30,301 --> 01:46:31,594 Hey. 1034 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:35,723 You see how they lit out of here when they found out who we was? 1035 01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:38,934 -Didn't I tell you I'd make you great? -Yeah. 1036 01:46:39,101 --> 01:46:43,063 -Yeah, but we sure got screwed, man. -Right, Dallas, we got screwed. 1037 01:46:49,028 --> 01:46:50,362 Not quite. 1038 01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,075 And I'd, uh, check that case if I were you. 1039 01:46:55,409 --> 01:46:57,578 -Nothing. -Ha-ha-ha! 1040 01:47:03,417 --> 01:47:09,340 Just love me any which way you can 1041 01:47:12,301 --> 01:47:16,347 My love's not the choking kind 1042 01:47:17,973 --> 01:47:22,978 You've got your life And I've got mine 1043 01:47:23,145 --> 01:47:27,608 So if you can never be free 1044 01:47:27,775 --> 01:47:30,110 I got a telegram from Ma in Bakersfield. 1045 01:47:30,277 --> 01:47:32,738 She's at another revival meeting. 1046 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:36,825 What are you gonna do, you gonna head back East? 1047 01:47:37,618 --> 01:47:38,827 Yeah, I guess so. 1048 01:47:39,662 --> 01:47:41,789 California ain't such a bad place. 1049 01:47:41,956 --> 01:47:45,709 Well, I'm not all that wild about it. But I do like the people. 1050 01:47:46,085 --> 01:47:48,212 And the music is great. 1051 01:47:48,462 --> 01:47:50,005 Why, thank you. 1052 01:47:51,006 --> 01:47:53,509 What about Beekman? You gonna have problems with him? 1053 01:47:54,134 --> 01:47:57,554 Beekman's the one with a problem. He can't cover the bets. 1054 01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:08,232 -Orville, what do you say? -I'm staying here in Jackson. Medical care. 1055 01:48:08,941 --> 01:48:10,150 Sure. 1056 01:48:10,609 --> 01:48:13,737 I love the place and I love the people. 1057 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:15,447 Right, Clyde? Mm. 1058 01:48:15,614 --> 01:48:17,408 Right, Clyde. Mm. 1059 01:48:20,953 --> 01:48:26,083 Just love me any which way you can 1060 01:48:28,919 --> 01:48:33,007 My love's not the choking kind 1061 01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:39,680 You've got your life And I've got mine 1062 01:48:48,105 --> 01:48:49,773 Hey, Beddoe! 1063 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:51,525 You talking to me? 1064 01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:55,320 Yeah, I'm talking to you. We got a little debt to settle. 1065 01:48:55,738 --> 01:48:56,780 We do, huh? 1066 01:49:00,242 --> 01:49:01,785 Forty bucks. 1067 01:49:02,161 --> 01:49:04,455 Now, I believe that makes us even. 1068 01:49:06,206 --> 01:49:07,666 I believe so. 1069 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:11,587 You know, Beddoe, that was one hell of a fight you put up over there. 1070 01:49:11,754 --> 01:49:13,630 I mean, one hell of a fight. 1071 01:49:14,131 --> 01:49:16,633 I understand you boys had a little scuffle yourself. 1072 01:49:18,093 --> 01:49:20,262 Yeah, wasn't half bad. 1073 01:49:20,429 --> 01:49:22,097 Uh... 1074 01:49:23,098 --> 01:49:25,726 Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 1075 01:49:25,893 --> 01:49:28,604 These things don't look bad when you get them on straight. 1076 01:49:30,731 --> 01:49:33,192 No, they look real good. 1077 01:49:35,986 --> 01:49:37,279 You take care, Beddoe. 1078 01:49:38,030 --> 01:49:39,615 You do the same. 1079 01:49:41,158 --> 01:49:42,493 Let's go. 1080 01:49:48,957 --> 01:49:53,087 -Are we rich, Widows? -We are rich, brother! 1081 01:50:07,434 --> 01:50:09,019 What do we have here? 1082 01:50:09,311 --> 01:50:10,938 New girlfriend, Clyde? 1083 01:50:17,694 --> 01:50:21,031 Very nice, but we may have trouble getting you this one. 1084 01:50:27,079 --> 01:50:29,331 We'll do what we can, boy. 1085 01:50:52,521 --> 01:50:54,940 I thought I recognized you and your hairy friend. 1086 01:50:55,107 --> 01:50:57,734 Because of you, I'm stuck out here in this steam bath. 1087 01:50:58,402 --> 01:51:00,821 I'm citing you for speeding and reckless driving. 1088 01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:03,365 What? We were only doing 50. 1089 01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:06,869 -I'm impounding this truck for evidence. -Impounded for what? 1090 01:51:08,078 --> 01:51:12,332 Evidence for transporting an animal without certificates of ownership... 1091 01:51:12,499 --> 01:51:14,543 ...and certificates of inoculation. 1092 01:51:14,710 --> 01:51:16,753 Nobody owns Clyde. He's a free person. 1093 01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:20,007 The animal goes to the kennel. The truck goes to the yard. 1094 01:51:21,049 --> 01:51:24,845 I'm gonna be roasting out in this desert for three years because of you, Beddoe. 1095 01:51:25,012 --> 01:51:26,722 You're gonna pay. 1096 01:51:29,892 --> 01:51:31,226 Right turn, Clyde. 1097 01:51:34,938 --> 01:51:36,315 Onward. 1098 01:51:46,714 --> 01:51:49,282 ♪ I was mindin' my own business ♪ 1099 01:51:49,350 --> 01:51:51,450 ♪ sippin' on a beer ♪ 1100 01:51:51,519 --> 01:51:55,488 ♪ when some old boy pushed me way too far ♪ 1101 01:51:55,556 --> 01:51:58,023 ♪ I got up to ask him why ♪ 1102 01:51:58,092 --> 01:52:00,793 ♪ then he punched me in the eye ♪ 1103 01:52:00,861 --> 01:52:04,963 ♪ and all hell broke loose in that bar ♪ 1104 01:52:05,032 --> 01:52:08,801 ♪ there's always the good guys and the bad guys ♪ 1105 01:52:08,869 --> 01:52:10,869 ♪ some things will never change ♪ 1106 01:52:10,938 --> 01:52:13,706 ♪ there's still sheriffs in New York ♪ 1107 01:52:13,775 --> 01:52:15,508 ♪ and outlaws on the range ♪ 1108 01:52:15,576 --> 01:52:18,210 ♪ they're still hanging 'em in Utah ♪ 1109 01:52:18,279 --> 01:52:20,479 ♪ for breakin' the law ♪ 1110 01:52:20,548 --> 01:52:25,384 ♪ still burnin' their stills in Arkansas ♪ 1111 01:52:25,453 --> 01:52:29,555 ♪ the good guys always say that crime doesn't pay ♪ 1112 01:52:29,624 --> 01:52:34,727 ♪ but for some men, there's no other way ♪ 1113 01:52:34,796 --> 01:52:39,432 ♪ the bad guys always claim both sides are the same ♪ 1114 01:52:39,500 --> 01:52:44,002 ♪ the good guys and the bad guys ♪ 1115 01:52:46,808 --> 01:52:49,174 ♪ now I'm in jail with no bail ♪ 1116 01:52:49,243 --> 01:52:51,377 ♪ and that old boy's gone free ♪ 1117 01:52:51,446 --> 01:52:55,981 ♪ and that's how my sad story ends ♪ 1118 01:52:56,050 --> 01:52:58,116 ♪ we both broke the law ♪ 1119 01:52:58,185 --> 01:53:00,586 ♪ but it's me who took the fall ♪ 1120 01:53:00,655 --> 01:53:04,957 ♪ it seems the judge and him were fishin' friends ♪ 1121 01:53:05,025 --> 01:53:08,794 ♪ there's always the good guys and the bad guys ♪ 1122 01:53:08,863 --> 01:53:10,830 ♪ some things will never change ♪ 1123 01:53:10,898 --> 01:53:13,733 ♪ there's still sheriffs in New York ♪ 1124 01:53:13,801 --> 01:53:15,868 ♪ and outlaws on the range ♪ 1125 01:53:15,936 --> 01:53:18,203 ♪ they're hanging 'em in Utah ♪ 1126 01:53:18,272 --> 01:53:20,439 ♪ for breakin' the law ♪ 1127 01:53:20,508 --> 01:53:25,711 ♪ still burnin' their stills in Arkansas ♪ 1128 01:53:25,780 --> 01:53:30,048 ♪ the good guys always say that crime doesn't pay ♪ 1129 01:53:30,117 --> 01:53:34,987 ♪ but for some men, there's no other way ♪ 1130 01:53:35,055 --> 01:53:39,425 ♪ the bad guys always claim both sides are the same ♪ 1131 01:53:39,494 --> 01:53:44,563 ♪ the good guys and the bad guys ♪