1 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,981 You can't help everyone, 2 00:03:16,012 --> 00:03:18,443 but everyone can help someone. 3 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,321 Hey, honey? 4 00:03:21,976 --> 00:03:26,451 - You want to party? - Doug, it's a weekday. 5 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:34,946 But if you asked him, 6 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:39,617 Doug Varney would tell you sayings like these were fortune cookie horseshit. 7 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:41,341 Ethan? 8 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,220 Time to get up! Hey, Ethan? 9 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,431 Hey, pal. 10 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,783 Jesus, God. 11 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,835 Jesus, God. 12 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:32,963 I appreciate his ingenuity, 13 00:04:32,964 --> 00:04:36,006 but, you know, maybe we shouldn't keep cookies in the house any more. 14 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:39,010 It's important for him to know that when he behaves, 15 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:41,011 the treats that we promise him are real. 16 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:46,475 If we take the cookies out of the house, then those promises become empty. 17 00:04:46,476 --> 00:04:48,687 - Okay, but he's not a dog. - Excuse me. 18 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,702 He's a 12-year-old boy. 19 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:57,863 You know... Did you know that he covered his windows in black paint? 20 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:02,172 - Did you know that? - Yes. He asked me before he did it. 21 00:05:04,786 --> 00:05:07,746 Do you think that it's okay for him to live in a black box? 22 00:05:07,747 --> 00:05:09,207 I think we need to remain supportive, 23 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:13,085 even if his, um, interests are different than ours, Doug. 24 00:05:13,086 --> 00:05:17,437 You know, taking so many vitamins all at once cancels out the impact. 25 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,272 Dad disagrees. 26 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:20,634 He's not a doctor. 27 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:23,318 Neither are you, sweetie. 28 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:28,310 When I'm in between jobs, I like to get away 29 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:30,562 from the hustle and bustle of Tinseltown, 30 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,647 which is why I've kept a place in Woodbury. 31 00:05:32,648 --> 00:05:36,318 Once you get past the candle makers and fudge shops, 32 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:38,528 it's truly a beautiful place to live, 33 00:05:38,529 --> 00:05:41,573 the kind of place where things don't change all that much. 34 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:44,785 Which makes today so special. 35 00:05:44,786 --> 00:05:46,620 Doug had done his time at Bishop's Pharmacy, 36 00:05:46,621 --> 00:05:48,204 working under his father-in-law 37 00:05:48,205 --> 00:05:50,873 and learning the ins and outs of running a small business. 38 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,167 And after years of delay, 39 00:05:53,168 --> 00:05:57,588 Walter Bishop was finally retiring and the pharmacy was changing hands. 40 00:05:57,589 --> 00:05:58,756 Hey! 41 00:05:58,757 --> 00:06:02,065 So long, Bishop's. Hello, Varney's. 42 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:04,930 Um... 43 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,529 What's... Okay. 44 00:06:08,475 --> 00:06:10,906 - I think there's been a mistake or... - No mistake. 45 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:18,610 I just thought when we agreed to buy the business from you, that, you know, we... 46 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,819 - All right. - ...could change it. 47 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:22,947 - Let's put this to rest right now. - Okay. 48 00:06:22,948 --> 00:06:25,200 People know Bishop's. 49 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:28,495 Woodbury has trusted that name for a long, long time. 50 00:06:28,496 --> 00:06:32,123 They know they can count on our service to always be right, 51 00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:36,099 accurate, trustworthy. 52 00:06:36,671 --> 00:06:40,841 What? Change the name to Varney's or something? 53 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:42,564 Varney's? 54 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:51,350 Doug had gotten very good at hiding disappointment over the years, 55 00:06:51,351 --> 00:06:53,867 but that doesn't mean this didn't hurt. 56 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:58,413 The pharmacy might be officially his, but nothing else was changing. 57 00:07:13,457 --> 00:07:15,332 But despite what you might think, 58 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,669 Doug found great comfort in being a pharmacist. 59 00:07:18,670 --> 00:07:22,466 Studiously counting medication, filling prescriptions, 60 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:25,315 he was good at what he did. 61 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:28,485 I saw it every time I came in. 62 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:33,267 But I could also see that Doug Varney wanted something more, 63 00:07:33,268 --> 00:07:35,936 and while he could probably never put it into words, 64 00:07:35,937 --> 00:07:37,856 maybe it had to do with being a man 65 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:41,609 who provided solutions for everybody but himself. 66 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,792 Consult! 67 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:45,821 Consult! He's got... 68 00:07:45,822 --> 00:07:48,463 I heard you the first two times. Thank you, Janet. 69 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:51,702 As the one pharmacist in a small town, 70 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:55,623 Doug knew a little bit about a lot of people, 71 00:07:55,624 --> 00:07:58,585 but he was always professional, never judged, 72 00:07:58,586 --> 00:08:03,186 and his customers always listened to him, customers like Donald Zucker. 73 00:08:04,759 --> 00:08:07,468 Donald had battled a weight problem his whole life. 74 00:08:07,469 --> 00:08:10,764 Doug gave him Lipitor as well as some dietary advice, 75 00:08:10,765 --> 00:08:14,364 but then Donald had never been a very good listener. 76 00:08:17,771 --> 00:08:21,955 Amoxicillin, Zoloft, Metformin, Setrol. 77 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:25,112 Doug was there with whatever they needed. 78 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,114 Kaye Tashman was a loving mother, 79 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,908 but because sometimes love just isn't enough, 80 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,716 Doug was there with the Xanax. 81 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:37,888 And Tegretol for Susan D'francesco, because she was bipolar. 82 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:42,476 For Brian Malloy, Chantix to help beat his nicotine addiction. 83 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,147 However, since side effects included severe constipation, well... 84 00:08:51,305 --> 00:08:53,987 And for poor Kathleen Bergman, Lysodren, 85 00:08:54,141 --> 00:08:57,073 because sometimes cancer comes back. 86 00:09:00,772 --> 00:09:04,609 And for mailman Arnold Morello, Valtrex, 87 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:08,001 to treat his freshly acquired case of genital herpes, 88 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,338 an affliction he most certainly did not catch from his wife. 89 00:09:11,741 --> 00:09:13,033 It's going to be okay. 90 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:18,832 It's just... It's all very complicated. I mean, I'd never been to Atlantic City before. 91 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,792 Just be diligent about the medication. 92 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,335 You'll feel better before you know it, okay? 93 00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:25,171 - All right. - Hang in there. 94 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:27,729 Nice shorts, man. Super shorts. 95 00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:33,888 What the hell is that guy on, huh? 96 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:35,932 - That's confidential. - No, I know what it is. 97 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:37,976 Anti-depressants, I bet, right? 98 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,845 Postal worker, the end of his rope, seconds away from this. 99 00:09:43,023 --> 00:09:44,190 Look at all blood! 100 00:09:44,191 --> 00:09:45,399 Okay. 101 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,228 But then, look, he saves one for himself. 102 00:09:50,572 --> 00:09:53,505 Just do me a favour. Just don't wander off. 103 00:09:53,618 --> 00:09:56,202 I got a new batch of deliveries coming in for you soon. 104 00:09:56,203 --> 00:09:57,369 I'm so happy you brought this up, 105 00:09:57,370 --> 00:10:00,040 'cause I would have totally forgot and that's my fault. 106 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,375 - I know I said I could work till late tonight... - Yeah. 107 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:06,587 but my man Rio, he scored tickets to Widespread tonight. 108 00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:11,022 Get outta here. I know, it's insane. So I gotta jet out way early. 109 00:10:11,718 --> 00:10:13,178 Okay. 110 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,693 Uh... 111 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:17,848 But you promise to get all the deliveries done before you go, right? 112 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:21,199 - Stop it. You have my word. - Okay. 113 00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:28,318 Hi, honey! Yeah, I'm gonna be late. Yeah. Noah. It's fine. 114 00:10:28,319 --> 00:10:32,739 Just grab dinner without me. I'll get dinner somewhere. Yeah. 115 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:37,382 Something healthy. I'll see you later, okay? Bye. 116 00:11:11,111 --> 00:11:15,086 Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Roberts. 117 00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:19,633 Junkies. 118 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,686 I hate rich people. 119 00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:35,190 Hello! 120 00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:39,361 Yes? 121 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,752 Uh... 122 00:11:55,947 --> 00:12:00,702 You must be... You must be Mrs Roberts? 123 00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:03,802 Would you step inside? It's a little chilly out here. 124 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,836 Okay. 125 00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,518 Uh... 126 00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,444 Nice place. 127 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,951 Like I said, it's a little chilly. 128 00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:32,316 I'll get you sorted out and I'll be on my way. 129 00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:34,833 You probably think I'm some kind of junkie, huh? 130 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:39,532 Well, it's not my business to know how people got sick, 131 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,368 just how to get them feeling better. 132 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,445 That's catchy. 133 00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,916 Yeah, so it looks like 134 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:52,587 there was some confusion with the insurance company and the... 135 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,936 It's not an issue. How much do I owe you? 136 00:12:55,799 --> 00:13:01,234 $215, plus the $8 delivery fee. 137 00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:06,072 - Mmm. - But I'll waive that. 138 00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:10,243 That is so nice of you. 139 00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,857 Are you gonna get in trouble with your boss? 140 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,582 I am my boss. 141 00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:19,363 I mean, I'm the pharmacist. 142 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,712 You're Bishop. 143 00:13:21,074 --> 00:13:22,783 Varney. I'm Douglas Varney. 144 00:13:22,784 --> 00:13:25,078 No, everything says, "Bishop." 145 00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:27,385 Well, is that gonna be cash or cheque? 146 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,334 I'll get it. 147 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:33,642 Do you ever think about calling it "Varney's"? 148 00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:50,242 Hmm. 149 00:13:57,819 --> 00:13:59,501 Nice doggie. 150 00:14:01,364 --> 00:14:04,785 I had it done before the wedding. What do you think? 151 00:14:04,786 --> 00:14:05,952 - The portrait? - Yeah. 152 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,592 - It's nice. - Mmm. 153 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,845 Jack insisted on it. 154 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:12,597 They even made his shoulders bigger. 155 00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:18,270 - I'm sure he's a great guy. - Oh, he certainly thinks so. 156 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:27,446 So I double checked the bill and it seems to be correct, so'... 157 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:34,494 This is embarrassing, but it turns out I only have about $20 cash on me, 158 00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:40,153 and the only person in this household who has a chequebook is my husband, 159 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:43,031 and he is still in the city, of course. 160 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,533 Oh. Okay, well... 161 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:46,535 No! I know what you're thinking. 162 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:51,331 I live in this fucking house, I have a $70,000 Benz in the driveway 163 00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:55,209 and I don't have enough cash to order a pizza, so how would I not... 164 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,975 I know, that's what you mean. 165 00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:01,271 I was gonna say, "Not a problem." 166 00:15:04,177 --> 00:15:08,097 You can just come by the store and pay the rest when you have it. 167 00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:13,492 But I will have to take the Benz as collateral, of course. 168 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:19,706 You're just one of those authentically nice guys, aren't you? 169 00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:24,197 Well, yeah. I guess so. 170 00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:27,547 You're just honest and sweet. 171 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:33,707 Most girls don't always go for honest and sweet. 172 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:37,808 Girls don't, but women do. 173 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:51,348 Okay, I'm just gonna get going and you go... You can come by the store. 174 00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:53,406 And you know where the store is? 175 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:55,158 Yeah, 'cause it's... 176 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:01,164 Address on there, so good night and thank you. 177 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,531 Hi. 178 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,325 Sorry I'm so late. 179 00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:12,162 The deliveries were all out of order and I didn't know all the addresses. 180 00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,830 - Noah didn't even put them in the ledger. - Ethan's school called today. 181 00:16:14,831 --> 00:16:17,291 Oh, okay. What's the problem? 182 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:21,129 Principal hyphenated-name, she wouldn't say over the phone. 183 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:24,508 She says that we need to come in ASAP for a conference. 184 00:16:24,509 --> 00:16:26,050 Ooh! 185 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,303 Yeah, he painted his windows black. Why are you acting so surprised? 186 00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:31,445 Please just go upstairs and talk to him. 187 00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:38,702 Hey! 188 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,080 Hey. 189 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,624 So how was school today? 190 00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:51,410 So you think you might want to come out with us for a ride this weekend? 191 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,967 - Yeah, I don't think so. - Come on. 192 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:59,084 Open road, sunshine on your face, the wind in your hair. 193 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,599 It'll be fun. 194 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:05,173 So you'll think about it? 195 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,884 Doug wanted to open the door and talk to Ethan, but what could he say? 196 00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:12,068 I mean, I know a thing or two about working out. 197 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:18,103 And there's absolutely nothing fun about weekend bike rides at all. 198 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,368 Come on, honey! Let's take this hill! 199 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,412 Fucking misery. 200 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,817 Soon after Ethan was born, 201 00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:29,363 Kara discovered road cycling was perfect for shedding baby weight, 202 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,158 and Doug was on board. 203 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:34,702 He saw cycling as a chance for them to do something as a young family, 204 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:38,512 and for a moment, it was fun. 205 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:43,266 For Kara, though, cycling turned from hobby into profession, 206 00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:46,714 inspiring her business at the nearby Glen Rock Shopping Centre. 207 00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:52,921 Come on! Grind it out! Cottage cheese is for breakfast, not thighs! 208 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,783 And leading her to victory at the Tour de Woodbury. 209 00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:02,813 She's won five out of the last six races. 210 00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:06,039 It's become the cornerstone of Kara's year. 211 00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:12,379 And the bane of Doug's existence. 212 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,003 - And I said, "Armstrong?" - That's right. 213 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,372 "More like headstrong." 214 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,277 Doug, you made it. 215 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:43,410 There you go, Dougie. You know the drill. Last man pays. 216 00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:47,608 We waited 45 minutes for you, Doug. 217 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:50,917 I just figured we'd all eat together. 218 00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,587 It's gonna be getting dark now, okay? 219 00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:56,284 - I want you to be careful. - Okay. 220 00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,993 Okay. 221 00:18:57,994 --> 00:19:00,469 - Thanks, honey. - Yep. See you at home. 222 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,434 Doug? 223 00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,591 Oh, hey, Mrs... 224 00:19:12,592 --> 00:19:14,107 Elizabeth. 225 00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:15,942 Right. 226 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,774 Did you think about going to medical school? 227 00:19:28,775 --> 00:19:34,822 I did. I was, but then Kara got pregnant, things changed. 228 00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,908 We got married and this just seemed like the logical choice, 229 00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:42,497 especially with Kara's father owning the pharmacy and all. 230 00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:43,706 He's Bishop. 231 00:19:43,707 --> 00:19:46,334 He's definitely Bishop. 232 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,669 - He's Bishop. - Whoa. 233 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:52,674 And what about this? The cycling thing. 234 00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:55,426 You do that for the cool clothes, or what? 235 00:19:55,427 --> 00:20:01,516 Yeah, yeah. No, mostly I do it because my wife expects me to. 236 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,975 Although I don't share her passion, 237 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:05,187 I do think that a good cardio workout three times... 238 00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,327 Doug, can I ask you something? 239 00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,371 Go ahead. 240 00:20:09,524 --> 00:20:12,707 Do you do everything your wife tells you to do? 241 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,384 Excuse me. 242 00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:29,850 Yeah? Oh, no, I'm still here. I've been here for fucking two hours. 243 00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:35,355 You are... You are offensive. You are... Oh, I... 244 00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:38,984 Don't, no. No, just don't fucking come then! 245 00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:45,824 Sorry about that. 246 00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,610 I really shouldn't be saying anything 247 00:20:54,611 --> 00:20:57,030 because you look like you're gonna be very good for business, 248 00:20:57,031 --> 00:20:59,699 but the pills in those orange bottles 249 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:03,744 aren't always the solution to people's problems, you know? 250 00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:07,095 When you find that solution, you let me know what it is, all right? 251 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:11,766 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. 252 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:14,214 Yes, you can. 253 00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:17,856 - I appreciate it. - See, I knew you could. 254 00:21:19,594 --> 00:21:21,568 - I'm tipsy. - Mmm-hmm. 255 00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:26,350 - This has been really fun. - Yeah. 256 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,228 - Hanging out with you and just talking. - Yeah. 257 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:34,317 Seriously, Doug, I think this is the first real conversation I've had in months. 258 00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:38,654 Well, I am one of those authentically nice guys, right? 259 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:41,282 And I'm a nice girl. 260 00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:44,660 - Kindred spirits. - Yeah. 261 00:21:44,661 --> 00:21:46,593 - Hmm. - Mmm. 262 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:59,216 And so these two kindred spirits made one last stop before heading home. 263 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:02,484 Come on, now. Come on. 264 00:22:02,513 --> 00:22:04,347 Adultery? 265 00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:07,349 Oh, please. Save the preaching for church. 266 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:11,387 You'd change your tune, too, after being balls-deep in a woman like Elizabeth. 267 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,607 My skull is exploding! 268 00:22:14,608 --> 00:22:16,318 - Coming! - Yes! 269 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,486 - I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come! - Yes! 270 00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:19,613 - I'm gonna come! - Yes! Oh! 271 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:21,002 I'm gonna... 272 00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,569 So, 273 00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:31,304 what happens now? 274 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:36,184 I'm not really sure. This isn't something I normally engage in. 275 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:38,339 Yeah, right. 276 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:43,233 I think maybe you go inside to your wife and I go home to my husband. 277 00:22:43,387 --> 00:22:46,069 Of course. Yeah. 278 00:22:46,557 --> 00:22:48,447 See you around. 279 00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:50,685 Okay. Good night. 280 00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:52,325 Good night. 281 00:22:54,731 --> 00:22:57,581 It has been a good night. 282 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,420 Ahh! 283 00:23:18,421 --> 00:23:20,937 - Yeah! What is it? - Hurry up, Doug! 284 00:23:21,591 --> 00:23:23,273 Fuck off. 285 00:23:26,431 --> 00:23:28,069 Mr and Mrs Varney, 286 00:23:28,182 --> 00:23:31,976 we're all here to try to help work things through the best way possible. 287 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:35,660 Maybe you can tell us what this is... What this is about, huh? 288 00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:43,446 It was brought to my attention yesterday while he should have been in Life Science, 289 00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:46,950 Ethan was discovered by one of the faculty members 290 00:23:46,951 --> 00:23:50,871 in the boys' locker room, vandalising one of the lockers with... 291 00:23:50,872 --> 00:23:52,219 Excrement. 292 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:54,499 And this isn't the first time. 293 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,960 - Substantial pieces of... - Poop. 294 00:23:56,961 --> 00:24:00,463 had been turning up around the school for the past two months. 295 00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:04,009 There was no way of connecting Ethan to the other leavings, but... 296 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,357 Excuse me. 297 00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:09,945 Are you trying to suggest that my son is some sort of Una-shitter? 298 00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:13,476 Like I said, there's no way to be 100% sure. 299 00:24:13,477 --> 00:24:15,561 He has never had any problems before. 300 00:24:15,562 --> 00:24:17,981 No, he hasn't and... 301 00:24:17,982 --> 00:24:20,567 That's right, so maybe you need to look elsewhere. 302 00:24:20,568 --> 00:24:21,693 - Mmm-hmm? - Okay. 303 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,445 Like that David Chen kid. 304 00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:27,879 You know, the one who brought the fireworks on the class trip to Six Flags. 305 00:24:27,992 --> 00:24:30,868 It seems likely the kid who's toting explosives on a field trip 306 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:32,412 would also take a dump in a locker. 307 00:24:32,413 --> 00:24:34,038 - Mrs Varney. - I'm gonna be sick. 308 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:38,000 This is nothing more than a little boy crying out for attention. 309 00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,336 And who are you again? 310 00:24:39,337 --> 00:24:40,504 - Dr Roth. - Okay. 311 00:24:40,505 --> 00:24:41,670 School psychiatrist. 312 00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:45,466 And your degree came from which of our fine online universities? 313 00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:46,676 Honey, they're just... 314 00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:49,178 No, these are serious accusations 315 00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:52,641 being made by complete strangers with very little evidence. 316 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:56,645 Unless, of course, there's been a major breakthrough in crime forensics 317 00:24:56,646 --> 00:25:00,162 and you've dusted the shit for prints, Dr Roth. 318 00:25:00,316 --> 00:25:01,663 No. 319 00:25:02,192 --> 00:25:05,695 If it's okay with you, I'd like to start seeing Ethan twice a week, 320 00:25:05,696 --> 00:25:09,157 - get a better idea of who he is... - I think that's a good idea. 321 00:25:09,158 --> 00:25:12,618 and what's going on. 322 00:25:12,619 --> 00:25:15,080 - Just to head off any... - Honey. 323 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,512 trouble at the pass. 324 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:22,934 Um... 325 00:25:24,507 --> 00:25:26,423 Do the thing for us. 326 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,843 - No, no, no, no, no. - Go on, go on. It's great. 327 00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:30,720 - It's none of our business. - Yeah, yeah. No, it's great. 328 00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:32,277 Dr Friedman, 329 00:25:32,389 --> 00:25:37,101 Mitchell, as top cardiologist here at County General, 330 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:41,440 I'm surprised that you can't diagnose true heartache when you see it. 331 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,565 But I love you 332 00:25:42,566 --> 00:25:46,041 and I'll do anything it takes to keep you. 333 00:25:46,154 --> 00:25:48,877 And then we kiss! 334 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,201 That was great. Wasn't it, Doug? 335 00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:56,092 - Doug, wasn't that great? - Huh? 336 00:25:56,413 --> 00:25:58,789 Great! That was just great. 337 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:02,168 So what happens now? Do they call you back? 338 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,379 Only if you get the part. 339 00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:06,019 - Did they call? - Did they call? 340 00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:09,189 No. Not yet. 341 00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:13,221 So everything okay down at the store, Doug? 342 00:26:13,222 --> 00:26:14,806 - Tip-top. - Great! 343 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,780 That means we can talk about Ethan. 344 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,952 You know, he's at a pivotal age. 345 00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:25,566 Things can get all fucked if you don't keep him in check. 346 00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:28,320 "Keep him in check"? What's that even supposed to mean, Walter? 347 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:31,405 I think what Dad is trying to say 348 00:26:31,406 --> 00:26:34,089 is that we should all keep an eye out for Ethan right now. 349 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:40,804 Which is why I was gonna suggest that he spend a few nights a week with us. 350 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:45,837 A change of scenery, along with another stronger male influence. 351 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:47,046 What? 352 00:26:47,047 --> 00:26:49,007 - Well, it would do the boy some good. - Dad. 353 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:52,176 What exactly are you suggesting, Walter? 354 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:55,346 - I'm not suggesting anything, Doug. - Dad! 355 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:59,698 Why can't we just eat a meal like a normal family? Right, Bree? 356 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,827 Mmm! 357 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,163 It's good like this. 358 00:27:07,151 --> 00:27:09,333 - You want to try some? - No, thank you. 359 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,368 Doug couldn't do it any more. 360 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,870 He was tired of being pushed around, 361 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:24,209 tired of being ignored, tired of being told what to do. 362 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,169 Things had to change. 363 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,643 God. 364 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:34,344 Whoa-whoa-whoa, Miss. Hey, we're closed. 365 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:36,888 No, the thing says you're open. 366 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:41,351 Does it? Oh, look at... Check it. Now we're closed. 367 00:27:41,352 --> 00:27:43,561 So, I'm gonna have to usher you out over here behind the door... 368 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,063 Wait, Janet! 369 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,647 What? 370 00:27:46,648 --> 00:27:48,705 Wait, wait, wait. Janet, Janet, hold on! 371 00:27:50,194 --> 00:27:51,737 - Hi. - Hello. 372 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,195 You told me to lock up. 373 00:27:53,196 --> 00:27:57,242 I know what I said, but I think we can help out one more customer. 374 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,662 You also said that I could go, so bye. 375 00:28:00,663 --> 00:28:02,497 Hey, nice to see you again. 376 00:28:02,498 --> 00:28:04,915 Yeah, it's nice to see you, too. If you are closing early, that's fine. 377 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:09,587 No, no, no, no. What can I do for you? 378 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,144 Uh... 379 00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:15,315 Is everything okay out there? 380 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,985 Actually, I'm struggling with something, Doug. 381 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,017 Me, too. I know. 382 00:28:22,018 --> 00:28:25,187 I'm struggling between the drunken chimney sweep 383 00:28:25,188 --> 00:28:27,452 and this curious unicorn. 384 00:28:28,232 --> 00:28:30,497 It's a big decision. 385 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:34,571 - A big decision. - Right. 386 00:28:34,572 --> 00:28:38,909 That is a tough one, but if pressed, I would go with the unicorn, 387 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:41,842 the cornerstone in the mythical forest series. 388 00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:46,471 Well, it's settled then. I knew you could help me. 389 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:48,835 Swallow something the size of a breadcrumb 390 00:28:48,836 --> 00:28:52,671 and farewell to depression, anxiety, insomnia. 391 00:28:52,672 --> 00:28:54,146 Mmm! 392 00:28:54,174 --> 00:28:55,549 It's incredible. 393 00:28:55,550 --> 00:29:02,696 You'll be swept away into an artificial bliss, made more assertive, docile, erect. 394 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,659 You never get high on your own supply? 395 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,482 That's illegal. 396 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:11,817 Of course it is. 397 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,026 But it must be hard working in the candy shop all day long 398 00:29:14,027 --> 00:29:19,546 knowing that any of your problems could be solved by one of your little apothecaries. 399 00:29:21,118 --> 00:29:24,579 Well, fortunately, I've never had to take any medication for anything. 400 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:26,303 Oh, for being crazy like me? 401 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,930 That's... 402 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:34,380 That's not what I was gonna say, and you're not crazy. 403 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:37,508 Mmm. My husband would disagree with you on that point. 404 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,594 Come on, I mean, you're beautiful, you're smart and worldly. 405 00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:43,348 I dropped out of college after three semesters, 406 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:44,933 and I'm worldly if you consider the world 407 00:29:44,934 --> 00:29:47,657 to be an investment banking convention in Saint Lucia. 408 00:29:47,894 --> 00:29:52,482 All I've got going for me, Doug, is a rich husband. 409 00:29:52,483 --> 00:29:56,986 Other than that, it's just a list of things I want to do 410 00:29:56,987 --> 00:30:00,253 and places I want to see a mile long. 411 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,951 Well, you can argue me on smart and worldly, 412 00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:06,412 but I think you're beautiful and lovely, 413 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:09,346 and there's nothing you can say that'll change my mind. 414 00:30:12,961 --> 00:30:16,131 Are you saying that because you mean it or because you want to sleep with me again? 415 00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,716 Oh! 416 00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:20,217 - That was a mistake. - Complimenting me or dropping... 417 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:21,594 We both got swept up in the moment. 418 00:30:21,595 --> 00:30:26,683 It was very nice, but I have a family and you have a husband. 419 00:30:26,684 --> 00:30:29,866 Both would be very upset to lose us. 420 00:30:32,022 --> 00:30:38,083 Fine. Yeah, you're right. It was a mistake. Let's just put it behind us. 421 00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:43,505 - I think it's wise. As friends. - Like adults. 422 00:30:43,658 --> 00:30:45,590 - I'm good as friends. - Oh, good. 423 00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:47,884 Adult friends. 424 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:04,930 - I'm gonna put it in you. - Yes! 425 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,388 - I'm gonna put it in. - Yeah! 426 00:31:06,389 --> 00:31:08,321 - I'm gonna put it in you. - Okay. Good. 427 00:31:10,895 --> 00:31:12,909 God, I hope you're flexible. 428 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:19,708 Get down. Get down. 429 00:31:23,991 --> 00:31:26,158 Easy does it. Okay. 430 00:31:26,159 --> 00:31:30,927 All right! That's what I'm talking about. Sweat it out with the oldies. 431 00:31:32,415 --> 00:31:34,750 Hey, I need to talk to you. 432 00:31:34,751 --> 00:31:36,377 Can it wait? We're just getting started. 433 00:31:36,378 --> 00:31:39,853 All right, let's get going, you lazy Hausfraus! 434 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:42,105 You know what? It can't wait. 435 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:46,303 Dr Roth called. Apparently, you cancelled Ethan's appointment with him today? 436 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,682 Damn straight. That guy's a quack. 437 00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:51,475 Wow. What do you suggest we do? 438 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:55,494 Oh, sure, another problem I'm supposed to solve? 439 00:31:55,689 --> 00:31:58,400 - What is that supposed to mean? - It means I've tried, all right? 440 00:31:58,401 --> 00:32:03,168 And he's your son, too. All right? So just be his father and do something. 441 00:32:04,157 --> 00:32:07,451 It's called being a man, Doug. Give it a try. 442 00:32:07,452 --> 00:32:10,662 Who knows, you might actually like it. 443 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:15,555 All right, you guys. You ready to climb? Huh? 444 00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:18,683 All right, turn it up, turn it up. Out of the saddle. 445 00:32:19,379 --> 00:32:22,479 Pick it up, Stan, or get your ass outta here! 446 00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:29,402 So Doug and Elizabeth made the decision to be more than just adult friends. 447 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:34,533 Elizabeth taught him about style, 448 00:32:35,146 --> 00:32:38,703 how to kick back and treat yourself now and then. 449 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:41,373 Warrior I and Warrior II. 450 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:45,794 Oh, and one more thing. 451 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,637 She taught him how to fuck. 452 00:33:02,631 --> 00:33:07,232 Doug revelled in his newfound freedom and he trusted Elizabeth. 453 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:12,933 So when she told him that a few pills would make things even better, 454 00:33:12,934 --> 00:33:15,018 he went along for the ride. 455 00:33:15,019 --> 00:33:19,605 And you know what? She was right. The pills made him feel good. 456 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,274 Real good. 457 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:25,737 Which got him thinking. 458 00:33:25,738 --> 00:33:29,616 Anyone can take a pill, 459 00:33:29,617 --> 00:33:32,424 but only a pharmacist knows how to make one. 460 00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:37,596 Percocet is nice, but when spliced with atomoxetine and hydrocodone, 461 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,515 the party could go on for hours. 462 00:33:43,338 --> 00:33:48,023 Fentanyl blended with oxycodone made for a much more interesting day at work. 463 00:33:49,302 --> 00:33:51,943 And even more interesting lunch breaks. 464 00:33:54,392 --> 00:34:00,521 He compiled his own personal grab bag of psychotropic creations for them to enjoy. 465 00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:04,276 He was elated, carefree, alive. 466 00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:05,902 Elizabeth was right. 467 00:34:05,903 --> 00:34:11,825 The solution to his problems had, in fact, been lining his shelves all this time. 468 00:34:11,826 --> 00:34:14,661 Doug had found better living through chemistry. 469 00:34:14,662 --> 00:34:18,165 He was no longer restricted by the direction in which he could move. 470 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:22,599 He was more than a Bishop. He was a king. 471 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:54,089 What is it? What? What's wrong? 472 00:34:55,285 --> 00:34:56,953 You need a little pick-me-up? 473 00:34:56,954 --> 00:35:00,164 No. No, it's not... It's not that. 474 00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:03,125 I think I have some oxy left. We can do that. That was fun. Or, oh, oh! 475 00:35:03,126 --> 00:35:05,504 We can take a sleeping pill and keep each other up and just trip out. 476 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:07,269 It's my wife. 477 00:35:11,885 --> 00:35:13,010 Does she know? 478 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:18,029 Not at all and I almost want her to so she can see how happy I am. 479 00:35:18,391 --> 00:35:20,768 Oh, baby, I'm happy, too. 480 00:35:20,769 --> 00:35:23,979 And also, she can see all that sex stuff that we're doing, 481 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:25,565 like the thing you did on top. 482 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:28,400 - What was that? - You mean reverse cowgirl? 483 00:35:28,401 --> 00:35:32,738 Yeah, that was amazing! I've never seen that before. 484 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,826 Yeah, you don't watch a lot of porn, do you, Doug? 485 00:35:35,827 --> 00:35:41,622 Kara busted me one time, you know? She put a parental lock on my laptop. 486 00:35:41,623 --> 00:35:45,056 - What the... Jesus fucking Christ, Doug! - I know. 487 00:35:45,128 --> 00:35:49,130 No, I just... I don't understand why a guy like you puts up with shit like that. 488 00:35:49,131 --> 00:35:50,298 You know, you deserve more! 489 00:35:50,299 --> 00:35:53,398 Sure, maybe, but what am I gonna do about it? 490 00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:57,569 - Leave! Both of us, just leave! - Huh? 491 00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:02,769 Wouldn't it be great? We could go to Europe, or Australia or Kathmandu, wherever. 492 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:05,771 We could just get out of here and see the world. 493 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:06,898 You know? 494 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,192 Just imagine being able to hit the reset button, you know? 495 00:36:09,193 --> 00:36:13,196 Get a do over and make a life with someone really, really great. 496 00:36:13,197 --> 00:36:14,948 - That's great! - Yes! 497 00:36:14,949 --> 00:36:18,048 - You're great! Yeah! I can't! - Oh... 498 00:36:18,536 --> 00:36:20,786 What? 499 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:25,876 Kara would bleed me dry in a divorce and you must have signed a prenup, right? 500 00:36:25,877 --> 00:36:27,294 No, I did. 501 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:31,631 It's just another reminder of what I am. I'm just a trophy wife. 502 00:36:31,632 --> 00:36:35,384 If we don't age gracefully and die holding our husband's hand at the nursing home, 503 00:36:35,385 --> 00:36:36,595 we get replaced. 504 00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:39,806 - What if he just went away and he just... - He goes away, he comes back. 505 00:36:39,807 --> 00:36:42,725 Yeah, but what if he died or something? 506 00:36:42,726 --> 00:36:45,645 - What if he died? - What if he died? 507 00:36:45,646 --> 00:36:47,953 Just died. 508 00:36:48,316 --> 00:36:50,649 - Went on a trip. - Didn't come back! 509 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,235 - He could die! - He could die! 510 00:36:52,236 --> 00:36:53,960 That would be great! 511 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:56,406 Get the dogs to eat him. 512 00:36:56,407 --> 00:37:00,360 Oh, no, no, no. If I wanted to kill him, I would just gain 100 pounds. 513 00:37:02,246 --> 00:37:03,413 He'd have a heart attack. 514 00:37:03,414 --> 00:37:05,307 You know, if you really wanted to kill him... 515 00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:05,748 Yeah? 516 00:37:05,749 --> 00:37:08,140 you'd fuck with his heart arrhythmia. 517 00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:13,103 That would kill him stone cold. 518 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:20,846 - I was joking. - Yeah. 519 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:22,389 - No. I know. - That was a joke. 520 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:27,771 I know. I know, baby. I was joking, too. It's just, you know, his heart is a problem. 521 00:37:27,772 --> 00:37:32,873 You know, it has been for years, and you know, those... 522 00:37:34,028 --> 00:37:36,904 Those pills are the only thing keeping the damn thing ticking, you know? 523 00:37:36,905 --> 00:37:41,200 And they could keep him going another 20 years. 524 00:37:41,201 --> 00:37:44,371 Another 20 years of cocktail parties 525 00:37:44,372 --> 00:37:48,083 and fundraising dinners and golf tournaments. 526 00:37:48,084 --> 00:37:51,670 - I fucking hate golf so much. - Me, too. 527 00:37:51,671 --> 00:37:58,384 You know, it's just that sometimes I like to imagine just me and you 528 00:37:58,385 --> 00:38:01,929 and more money than we know what to do with, you know? 529 00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,598 Adds a little excitement to my life. 530 00:38:04,599 --> 00:38:10,647 Like when I think about how I'm falling for you. 531 00:38:10,648 --> 00:38:12,898 I love you, too. 532 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:15,943 I love you so much, but I should tell you, 533 00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:19,071 there's a large number of mandatory vaccinations 534 00:38:19,072 --> 00:38:21,575 - we should get before we go to Kathmandu... - Baby, baby, baby... 535 00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:22,700 well in advance. 536 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:26,343 Sometimes you need to know when to just shut up and give it to a girl. 537 00:38:26,622 --> 00:38:30,388 - Now being one of those times. - Fantastic. 538 00:38:36,215 --> 00:38:37,840 - Hey, Varney! - Oh! Right! 539 00:38:37,841 --> 00:38:41,135 Well, these are both fairly aggressive stool softeners. 540 00:38:41,136 --> 00:38:43,443 Either one should do the job. 541 00:38:44,474 --> 00:38:45,987 Thanks a lot. 542 00:38:46,308 --> 00:38:47,823 Thank you. 543 00:38:49,478 --> 00:38:52,980 I'm sorry. Are you Douglas Varney? 544 00:38:52,981 --> 00:38:54,148 Yeah. 545 00:38:54,149 --> 00:38:56,623 And you're the owner of this establishment? 546 00:38:57,319 --> 00:38:58,528 Yes. 547 00:38:58,529 --> 00:39:00,710 Then how come it's called "Bishop's"? 548 00:39:01,199 --> 00:39:02,824 You can pay for that right over there. 549 00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:06,118 Oh, no, no. I'm sorry. Here I am, I'm asking all these questions. 550 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:09,414 I haven't introduced myself. My name is Special Agent Andrew Carp. 551 00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:11,888 I'm with the Drug Enforcement Agency. 552 00:39:14,295 --> 00:39:15,796 Um... 553 00:39:15,797 --> 00:39:18,631 Anyway, our records indicate 554 00:39:18,632 --> 00:39:22,511 that this pharmacy recently changed owners and no paperwork was filed, 555 00:39:22,512 --> 00:39:25,819 so it's just protocol. 556 00:39:25,889 --> 00:39:28,071 DEA. 557 00:39:28,351 --> 00:39:30,157 - Yeah. - Wow. 558 00:39:30,685 --> 00:39:32,492 Janet, the DEA is here. 559 00:39:32,562 --> 00:39:35,078 - How exciting. - Hi. 560 00:39:35,357 --> 00:39:38,901 Shouldn't you be wearing a windbreaker, cool sunglasses, smashing down doors... 561 00:39:38,902 --> 00:39:43,003 Well, not necessarily. I'm not chasing Denzel or anything. 562 00:39:43,156 --> 00:39:44,908 I'm just a regular guy, you know? 563 00:39:44,909 --> 00:39:46,742 And what most people don't realise, Mr Varney, 564 00:39:46,743 --> 00:39:48,911 is that the misallocation of prescription medicine 565 00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:53,582 kills 29% more people than the so-called glamour drugs. 29%. 566 00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:57,684 That's like a third. 567 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,296 - Glamour drugs? - Yeah. 568 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:00,937 You know, coke. 569 00:40:01,424 --> 00:40:03,425 Crack, smack, E, 570 00:40:03,426 --> 00:40:04,775 you know, P-Dog. 571 00:40:06,722 --> 00:40:08,055 P-Dog? What's that? 572 00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:12,144 It's kind of like sherm, but different. 573 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:14,812 - It's more... - Oh. Gotta look into that. 574 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:18,817 - Noah, could we Arms and Hammer... - In any event, the change of ownership... 575 00:40:18,818 --> 00:40:20,192 Right, damn it, I'm sorry. 576 00:40:20,193 --> 00:40:22,778 I just took over for my father-in-law not too long ago. 577 00:40:22,779 --> 00:40:23,197 Yeah. 578 00:40:23,198 --> 00:40:24,738 So I'm still trying to get a handle on things. 579 00:40:24,739 --> 00:40:27,743 Right. Nevertheless, I'm still gonna have to take a look at that inventory. 580 00:40:27,744 --> 00:40:28,993 - My inventory? - Yeah. 581 00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:31,955 - Why? I'm fully stocked. - I'm sure you are. 582 00:40:31,956 --> 00:40:34,916 I just have to ensure that the actual dispensation of meds 583 00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:38,044 matches up with the prescription records. 584 00:40:38,045 --> 00:40:41,964 - And make sure I'm on the up and up. - That's right, Mr Varney. 585 00:40:41,965 --> 00:40:45,065 Unless, of course, you're some sort of no good thieving pill-popper. 586 00:40:49,306 --> 00:40:50,882 I'm playing with you. Loosen up. 587 00:40:52,976 --> 00:40:54,407 No. I'm just kidding. 588 00:40:54,644 --> 00:40:56,938 So, if I could... 589 00:40:56,939 --> 00:40:59,566 Now might not be the best time. It's just that we've been a little busy... 590 00:40:59,567 --> 00:41:03,319 Mr Varney, a little trade secret. 591 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,114 I don't want to be here any more than you want me to be here 592 00:41:07,115 --> 00:41:09,200 and between us, you are hardly 593 00:41:09,201 --> 00:41:14,094 what I would consider to be a high-risk establishment. 594 00:41:14,456 --> 00:41:15,846 You know what I'm saying? 595 00:41:18,336 --> 00:41:19,795 I'm gonna hop to it, okay? 596 00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:22,269 And I'm gonna be out of your hair in 30 minutes tops. 597 00:41:22,672 --> 00:41:24,479 Thirty minutes. 598 00:41:34,142 --> 00:41:35,615 Hello? 599 00:41:35,853 --> 00:41:37,701 Hey, it's me. It's Doug. 600 00:41:37,813 --> 00:41:40,078 Hey, hi. What's going on? 601 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:44,945 What's going on is that I've got a fucking DEA agent going through my inventory. 602 00:41:44,946 --> 00:41:47,447 - That's what's going on. - Mmm-hmm. 603 00:41:47,448 --> 00:41:49,907 Do you know what will happen if we get caught? 604 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,466 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Calm down. 605 00:41:52,537 --> 00:41:54,217 All right? Take a deep breath. 606 00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,681 - Namaste. Okay? - Okay. 607 00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:02,753 Listen, if you act guilty, he's gonna think something's wrong, 608 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:05,590 but if you just act cool, then he's gonna think that... 609 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,175 That everything is normal. 610 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:10,929 Exactly. So just pop a Zannie and take it easy, baby. 611 00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:13,889 Besides, the DEA agent who investigates pharmacies? 612 00:42:13,890 --> 00:42:15,183 Come on, please. 613 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:18,325 The guy probably accidentally shot his gun and got demoted. 614 00:42:22,775 --> 00:42:24,901 Thanks. You're the best. 615 00:42:24,902 --> 00:42:27,070 Okay, I'm busy. I gotta go. I'm busy. 616 00:42:27,071 --> 00:42:28,543 - Okay. - Okay. 617 00:42:31,992 --> 00:42:33,368 Are we all done here? 618 00:42:33,369 --> 00:42:35,912 I just need to see the stuff with the pseudoephedrine. 619 00:42:35,913 --> 00:42:37,469 Right. 620 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,668 I got a box. 621 00:42:41,669 --> 00:42:43,879 - Take it somewhere. - Yeah. 622 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,310 Right over here. 623 00:43:09,405 --> 00:43:11,461 Fuck, Ethan. 624 00:43:14,743 --> 00:43:16,091 It's loud. 625 00:43:18,538 --> 00:43:20,165 Don't you think? 626 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,959 You're supposed to listen to Mastodon loud. 627 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,685 Of course. Mastodon. 628 00:43:26,755 --> 00:43:30,063 I brought you a snack. So how was school today? 629 00:43:32,762 --> 00:43:34,234 Huh? 630 00:43:34,806 --> 00:43:37,821 I mean, okay, I guess. 631 00:43:38,683 --> 00:43:41,616 Any idea why they might have suspended you, then? 632 00:43:49,069 --> 00:43:51,543 What the... 633 00:43:53,658 --> 00:43:55,491 What the fuck are these? 634 00:43:55,492 --> 00:43:59,161 - Golf clubs. - I know that. What are they doing here? 635 00:43:59,162 --> 00:44:02,040 Grandpa bought them for me. Said I needed a new hobby. 636 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:06,183 I told him I already have a hobby, but he didn't seem to care. 637 00:44:11,926 --> 00:44:15,387 Golf is fucking stupid and elitist. 638 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:18,153 And so is your fucking grandfather. Fuck! 639 00:44:18,182 --> 00:44:21,156 Fucking fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 640 00:44:26,648 --> 00:44:28,330 You know what I mean? 641 00:44:28,985 --> 00:44:32,626 Listen to me. Your mother might not agree with me on this one, 642 00:44:33,156 --> 00:44:35,990 but Grandpa doesn't always know what's best. 643 00:44:35,991 --> 00:44:40,244 Learning to play golf or bike riding 644 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:43,707 or any of that stupid activity horseshit 645 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:47,335 isn't gonna make you perform better in school. 646 00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:50,713 Dr Roth said something about putting me on, like, a medication. 647 00:44:50,714 --> 00:44:53,730 - Am I sick? - No! No! 648 00:44:54,301 --> 00:44:55,982 You're just 12. 649 00:44:56,137 --> 00:44:58,221 And being 12 sucks for everyone 650 00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:01,056 and everyone goes through some weird shit at your age. 651 00:45:01,057 --> 00:45:03,809 I mean, I used to fuck the couch when I was 12. 652 00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:06,312 - What? - You heard me. 653 00:45:06,313 --> 00:45:08,355 Instead of using my hand to, you know, 654 00:45:08,356 --> 00:45:13,333 I'd stuff a towel in the couch and, well, fuck it. 655 00:45:13,612 --> 00:45:15,293 That is crazy. 656 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,240 It ain't easy at your age, you know? 657 00:45:18,241 --> 00:45:21,911 But then one day you look up 658 00:45:21,912 --> 00:45:26,917 and you're okay again without doctors or drugs or anything else. 659 00:45:26,918 --> 00:45:28,390 If you say so. 660 00:45:28,752 --> 00:45:31,768 - Couch fucker. - You're a couch fucker. 661 00:45:32,757 --> 00:45:34,688 - So what's this hobby you got? - Oh. 662 00:45:40,263 --> 00:45:41,736 Far out. 663 00:45:44,268 --> 00:45:47,436 There are 18 different weapon disciplines to master. 664 00:45:47,437 --> 00:45:50,787 - I've only got 11 so far. - That's awesome. 665 00:45:52,068 --> 00:45:55,292 Really? You're not mad? 666 00:45:55,613 --> 00:45:58,489 Well, I don't know. Should I be? I don't know much about ninjas. 667 00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:01,117 No, no, no, no. I just collect the stuff. 668 00:46:01,118 --> 00:46:05,385 It's not like I'm out there killing squirrels or destroying public property. 669 00:46:07,874 --> 00:46:09,806 Would you like to? 670 00:46:14,131 --> 00:46:16,271 - What do you say? Give me one. - Okay. 671 00:46:20,096 --> 00:46:22,944 - Oh! - Oh, shit! Shit! 672 00:46:43,494 --> 00:46:46,176 I don't know if this is a good idea, Dad. 673 00:46:47,123 --> 00:46:49,429 It's not. It's a great idea. Give me a cookie. 674 00:47:18,946 --> 00:47:20,335 Wait. 675 00:47:48,851 --> 00:47:51,533 - It was fun. - It was, wasn't it? 676 00:47:53,356 --> 00:47:58,317 Hey, I know you don't want to talk, and quite frankly, neither do I, 677 00:47:58,318 --> 00:48:02,002 so just tell me what this shit stuff's all about at school. 678 00:48:04,325 --> 00:48:08,911 Well, in ninja code, it's written that it's the highest insult 679 00:48:08,912 --> 00:48:12,929 to smear one's excrement on the home of his adversary. 680 00:48:13,751 --> 00:48:15,252 Gotcha. 681 00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:21,229 Kevin Redmond, Andy Berg, David Chen, they're all dicks. 682 00:48:21,258 --> 00:48:25,066 All they do is make fun of me, so... 683 00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:31,448 So you insult their honour with your poop? 684 00:48:31,477 --> 00:48:32,908 Yeah. 685 00:48:34,564 --> 00:48:38,233 Well, I think you've achieved the desired effect. 686 00:48:38,234 --> 00:48:42,111 So do your old man a favour and give it a rest, okay? 687 00:48:42,112 --> 00:48:43,877 All right. 688 00:48:52,874 --> 00:48:55,514 Be quiet. Your mom's asleep. 689 00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:58,919 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah? 690 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,063 There's this thing next week. Bring Your Dad to School Day or some shit. 691 00:49:03,301 --> 00:49:08,235 And it'll probably be gay, but I think it would be cool if you showed up. 692 00:49:09,764 --> 00:49:11,404 You're on. 693 00:49:11,933 --> 00:49:13,532 Cool. 694 00:49:30,243 --> 00:49:33,510 Everyone, just stand back. Thank you. 695 00:49:34,873 --> 00:49:38,168 What in the fuck happened here? 696 00:49:38,169 --> 00:49:41,128 Mr Bishop. I'm Officer Willits. We spoke on the phone. 697 00:49:41,129 --> 00:49:42,422 - You said, "Incident." - Mmm-hmm. 698 00:49:42,423 --> 00:49:45,509 There has been an incident? This is a goddamn war zone. 699 00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:46,676 Yeah. 700 00:49:46,677 --> 00:49:49,929 Oh, fuck me running. Who could have done all of this? 701 00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:53,989 I'm not sure, Walt, but I think Officer Willits had a promising lead on, what was it? 702 00:49:54,894 --> 00:49:56,324 - Ninjas. - Mmm. 703 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,326 What the fuck is a ninja? 704 00:49:58,855 --> 00:50:03,318 It's an ancient Japanese warrior cloaked in black, often with mystical powers. 705 00:50:03,319 --> 00:50:05,877 - Sounds pretty serious, Walt. - Wait a minute. 706 00:50:06,447 --> 00:50:09,116 Why would an ancient Japanese warrior 707 00:50:09,117 --> 00:50:11,951 destroy a fucking pharmacy sign in fucking Woodbury? 708 00:50:11,952 --> 00:50:14,704 Sir, our investigation is ongoing. 709 00:50:14,705 --> 00:50:17,665 As soon as we get some more information, we'll let you know. 710 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:19,598 Well... 711 00:50:20,378 --> 00:50:23,602 Doug, what are we gonna do about this? 712 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:27,342 Well, I think it best we leave it in the capable hands of the Woodbury PD. 713 00:50:27,343 --> 00:50:29,858 They seem to have things under control. 714 00:50:30,011 --> 00:50:34,571 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to attend to. 715 00:50:35,143 --> 00:50:37,783 Doug did have business to attend to. 716 00:50:37,894 --> 00:50:39,284 Fuck! 717 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:42,441 There was no time to dwell on his latest victory, 718 00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:45,651 because an even greater challenge lay ahead, 719 00:50:45,652 --> 00:50:49,030 ending Kara's reign at the Tour de Woodbury. 720 00:50:49,031 --> 00:50:51,616 - Consult! - You do it! 721 00:50:51,617 --> 00:50:54,800 And he knew just how to make that happen. 722 00:50:55,662 --> 00:50:59,082 Using a base of Hypertropin growth hormone for quick recovery, 723 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:02,418 cutting in magnesium hydroxide to stave off cramping, 724 00:51:02,419 --> 00:51:05,172 highly concentrated doses of Adderall for focus, 725 00:51:05,173 --> 00:51:07,257 oxycodone to numb his legs 726 00:51:07,258 --> 00:51:10,469 and 10 ccs of good old-fashioned methamphetamine 727 00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:12,386 for that extra kick in the end. 728 00:51:12,387 --> 00:51:16,113 It was most definitively a recipe for success. 729 00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:49,229 Watch out. 730 00:51:49,592 --> 00:51:51,857 Make a hole, people. 731 00:51:52,345 --> 00:51:54,651 Come on. Make a hole. 732 00:52:01,145 --> 00:52:03,479 Ho-ho! Look who it is. 733 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,359 You sure you want to get tangled up front with the big dogs, Dougie? 734 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,694 Hey, Ed, maybe you should worry more about that clotrimazol cream 735 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:12,614 clearing up that fungus inside your asshole, 736 00:52:12,615 --> 00:52:15,700 and less about where I start the race, huh, boy? 737 00:52:15,701 --> 00:52:17,202 What are you doing, Doug? 738 00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:20,204 Making a red velvet cake. What does it look like I'm doing? 739 00:52:20,205 --> 00:52:22,748 You don't actually think you can compete in this thing, do you? 740 00:52:22,749 --> 00:52:25,348 I'm not here to compete. I'm here to win. 741 00:52:28,421 --> 00:52:30,020 Sure you are. 742 00:52:31,007 --> 00:52:32,689 Let's do this. 743 00:52:49,610 --> 00:52:53,446 The race was on and unfolded the same way it always did, 744 00:52:53,447 --> 00:52:58,924 Kara jumping out to a substantial lead while the pack settled in behind her. 745 00:52:59,412 --> 00:53:01,121 And Doug pulled up the rear. 746 00:53:01,122 --> 00:53:03,720 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on, Dad! Go! 747 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:21,975 But this year, Doug was just biding his time, laying in the weeds, 748 00:53:21,976 --> 00:53:26,952 and when the time was right, Doug did what Doug did best. 749 00:53:33,111 --> 00:53:35,418 And brought down the thunder. 750 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:49,724 Not today, Varney! 751 00:53:50,463 --> 00:53:53,145 I told you not to get tangled up with the big dogs! 752 00:54:05,812 --> 00:54:07,451 On your left! 753 00:54:34,089 --> 00:54:36,104 You got lucky, baby. 754 00:54:42,973 --> 00:54:44,932 Whoo! Yeah! 755 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,476 Doug Varney was not used to winning. 756 00:54:46,477 --> 00:54:47,601 Yes! 757 00:54:47,602 --> 00:54:50,368 But he was beginning to enjoy how it felt. 758 00:55:05,495 --> 00:55:07,385 - Hi. - Hey. 759 00:55:09,499 --> 00:55:11,501 - You all finished in there? - Yeah. 760 00:55:11,502 --> 00:55:15,337 - Yeah? Did you get it all done? - Yep. 761 00:55:15,338 --> 00:55:17,062 - Clean it up? - Mmm-hmm. 762 00:55:23,848 --> 00:55:26,780 You like? You see something you like? 763 00:55:28,186 --> 00:55:30,951 No? Whatever. 764 00:55:31,314 --> 00:55:32,828 Here, Doug. 765 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:37,527 - I was impressed with you today. - Yeah? 766 00:55:37,528 --> 00:55:42,295 I didn't... I didn't know you had it in you. 767 00:55:42,491 --> 00:55:44,714 You'd be surprised what I'm capable of. 768 00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:47,801 Oh! God! 769 00:55:50,207 --> 00:55:53,181 Mr Tough Guy, huh? Now that he wins a race. 770 00:55:55,129 --> 00:55:56,685 What are you doing? 771 00:55:57,631 --> 00:56:02,718 Sometimes you gotta know when to shut up and just give it to a girl. 772 00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,151 It's called being a man. 773 00:56:04,221 --> 00:56:06,194 Oh! Doug! 774 00:56:06,264 --> 00:56:08,655 Oh, shit! Oh! 775 00:56:08,892 --> 00:56:11,450 Oh! Oh! Oh! 776 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,244 Harder! 777 00:56:15,232 --> 00:56:18,832 Oh, my! Oh! Oh, my God! 778 00:56:21,697 --> 00:56:24,337 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. 779 00:56:24,367 --> 00:56:26,590 Ohh! 780 00:56:41,716 --> 00:56:43,425 That was incredible. 781 00:56:43,426 --> 00:56:46,568 I know. I'm gonna go make pizza bagels. 782 00:56:50,183 --> 00:56:53,074 Victory tasted sweet. 783 00:56:56,691 --> 00:56:58,859 The hangover 784 00:56:58,860 --> 00:57:02,145 from his recent drug binge did not. 785 00:57:03,531 --> 00:57:05,837 That is some trophy. Mmm! 786 00:57:06,576 --> 00:57:08,715 She is a beaut. 787 00:57:09,287 --> 00:57:11,872 I won one like that once at a high school track meet. 788 00:57:11,873 --> 00:57:12,997 What was the event? 789 00:57:12,998 --> 00:57:15,055 Oh, yeah. Steeplechase. 790 00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:16,960 Difficult event. 791 00:57:16,961 --> 00:57:20,421 Heck yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah. But you know what? 792 00:57:20,422 --> 00:57:23,591 There's something about people chasing you that brings out your best, 793 00:57:23,592 --> 00:57:25,065 you know what I'm saying? 794 00:57:27,304 --> 00:57:32,433 Anyway, it's the darndest thing, Mr Varney. I was checking the data from the inventory 795 00:57:32,434 --> 00:57:36,520 against our prescription database again today and it just didn't add up. 796 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,773 Hmm. 797 00:57:37,774 --> 00:57:39,496 Not at all. 798 00:57:40,650 --> 00:57:42,611 Shit, that's... That's odd. 799 00:57:42,612 --> 00:57:45,418 Isn't it, though? That's what I thought. 800 00:57:47,991 --> 00:57:50,869 I didn't realise you were a compounding pharmacy, Mr Varney. 801 00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:57,264 Oh, this? We're not really... I had this one customer, an older gentleman. 802 00:57:57,794 --> 00:58:00,767 He's all fucked up. Parkinson's. 803 00:58:01,004 --> 00:58:02,129 He has trouble swallowing 804 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:04,715 so I have to make up a paste for transdermal application. 805 00:58:04,716 --> 00:58:06,300 And what customer would this be? 806 00:58:06,301 --> 00:58:08,255 You know I can't tell you that, Agent Carp. 807 00:58:08,256 --> 00:58:08,886 I'm sorry. 808 00:58:08,887 --> 00:58:11,111 I didn't notice that when I was here before. 809 00:58:11,766 --> 00:58:14,267 Anyway, I'm sure this is all just a glitch 810 00:58:14,268 --> 00:58:19,271 but if I could just see your prescription ledgers for the past, say, 12 months, 811 00:58:19,272 --> 00:58:21,816 and then I'll get out of here just as quick as I can. 812 00:58:21,817 --> 00:58:25,027 Sure thing. The only problem is I have them at my home office. 813 00:58:25,028 --> 00:58:27,071 - Your home office? - Yeah, so why don't you come in Monday 814 00:58:27,072 --> 00:58:29,449 - and we can talk about it then? - Mr Varney, you're aware 815 00:58:29,450 --> 00:58:32,952 that the federal code 101 B12 of the Narcotics Distribution Act 816 00:58:32,953 --> 00:58:36,706 states that all ledgers be kept at the licensed facility? 817 00:58:36,707 --> 00:58:40,265 And 99.9% of the time they are. It's just that... 818 00:58:40,293 --> 00:58:44,506 It's just that after your last visit, I was so concerned with getting things right 819 00:58:44,507 --> 00:58:48,092 that I took my ledgers home to double check against my own records, 820 00:58:48,093 --> 00:58:52,263 which I keep on my personal computer at home. 821 00:58:52,264 --> 00:58:53,515 Right. 822 00:58:53,516 --> 00:58:55,489 So... 823 00:58:58,646 --> 00:59:02,441 I mean, look, I spilled a bottle of amoxicillin the other day. 824 00:59:02,442 --> 00:59:05,109 I got most of them, but I might have missed a few, 825 00:59:05,110 --> 00:59:07,278 may have even stepped on one. 826 00:59:07,279 --> 00:59:11,713 I didn't say anything because, well, like you said, everyone does that now and then. 827 00:59:11,784 --> 00:59:13,632 Everyone but Walter Bishop. 828 00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:25,963 Okay. I'll tell you what. 829 00:59:25,964 --> 00:59:29,981 If you want to hang out for a bit, I can run home and get them right now. 830 00:59:36,350 --> 00:59:39,311 That won't be necessary, Doug. I'll be back this way in a couple days. 831 00:59:39,312 --> 00:59:42,327 How about you just have them here for me then? 832 00:59:42,856 --> 00:59:44,065 You got it. 833 00:59:44,066 --> 00:59:48,944 And, hey, thanks again, Agent Carp, for letting me off the hook. 834 00:59:48,945 --> 00:59:52,198 Well, this investigation's still pending, Doug. 835 00:59:52,199 --> 00:59:55,841 I haven't let anyone off the hook yet. 836 01:00:08,049 --> 01:00:10,355 Okay, I'm in. 837 01:00:10,635 --> 01:00:12,607 What do you mean "in"? 838 01:00:12,886 --> 01:00:14,053 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 839 01:00:14,054 --> 01:00:16,597 Hold on. Hold on. You're in for what? 840 01:00:16,598 --> 01:00:19,225 - For the plan, you know? - What plan? 841 01:00:19,226 --> 01:00:24,438 Jack, you know, let's do it. Let's start over. Let's do it, baby. 842 01:00:24,439 --> 01:00:27,149 Doug, wait a minute. That was a joke. 843 01:00:27,150 --> 01:00:29,986 - Come on, we were joking. - I know! I know we were, 844 01:00:29,987 --> 01:00:34,240 but, I mean, I've been thinking, you know, a lot. I've been thinking a lot. 845 01:00:34,241 --> 01:00:35,659 What is this, chardonnay? 846 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:40,037 About everything and, I mean, my wife fucking hates me. 847 01:00:40,038 --> 01:00:42,374 This Carp guy's all over me. 848 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,500 Here. 849 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,667 - A sedative? - Here you go. 850 01:00:44,668 --> 01:00:46,016 Thanks. 851 01:00:47,504 --> 01:00:51,842 And I guess what I'm saying is that, you know, you're right! 852 01:00:51,843 --> 01:00:53,050 You're always right. 853 01:00:53,051 --> 01:00:58,764 I'm the pharmacist, and he's the guy with the bad heart. 854 01:00:58,765 --> 01:01:00,614 You know what I mean? 855 01:01:04,897 --> 01:01:08,872 Okay. Let's do it. Tomorrow. 856 01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:11,708 Wow. 857 01:01:15,241 --> 01:01:18,159 Okay, wow. That's soon. That soon? 858 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,620 Well, I don't want to waste any more time being unhappy. 859 01:01:20,621 --> 01:01:22,719 - Do you? - Okay. 860 01:01:23,499 --> 01:01:24,957 I usually head out to our beach house 861 01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:26,877 Friday morning to beat the weekend rush, 862 01:01:26,878 --> 01:01:29,254 so it won't be a surprise that I'm gone. 863 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:32,090 As you know, Jack takes a lot of medication for his heart. 864 01:01:32,091 --> 01:01:34,258 ACE inhibitors, beta blockers, ARBs. 865 01:01:34,259 --> 01:01:37,887 Yes, that's a powerful mix. I usually recommend valsartan, but that's... 866 01:01:37,888 --> 01:01:39,513 Not really important right now, is it? 867 01:01:39,514 --> 01:01:41,682 What's important is the dosage. 868 01:01:41,683 --> 01:01:45,895 Because of the various drugs, Jack gets a 300-milligram dose of eprosartan, 869 01:01:45,896 --> 01:01:48,981 but if he were to get, say, 400 milligrams, 870 01:01:48,982 --> 01:01:53,361 that slight bump in combination with his usual after dinner trough of scotch, 871 01:01:53,362 --> 01:01:56,073 well, then when they call me at the beach the next day, 872 01:01:56,074 --> 01:02:00,202 it's, "Oh, my God, Officer. I'll be there as soon as I can!" 873 01:02:00,203 --> 01:02:03,621 I'm his sole beneficiary, so I sign some papers, collect it all, 874 01:02:03,622 --> 01:02:06,582 and tell them to wire the funds wherever we end up. 875 01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:10,504 - Oh, so that's it, huh? Just like that? - Just like that. 876 01:02:10,505 --> 01:02:12,797 You get to tell that cunt on wheels where to stick it 877 01:02:12,798 --> 01:02:14,965 and we can spend the rest of our lives buying whatever looks good 878 01:02:14,966 --> 01:02:16,634 and giving each other mind-blowing orgasms. 879 01:02:16,635 --> 01:02:18,594 Oh, my God, this is exciting! 880 01:02:18,595 --> 01:02:19,720 - This is great! - It's great! 881 01:02:19,721 --> 01:02:23,196 Wait! Wait! There's just something really, really important. 882 01:02:23,350 --> 01:02:26,393 - You can't call me. - What? 883 01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:29,272 No contact whatsoever. Nothing that could leave a trace, okay? 884 01:02:29,273 --> 01:02:31,232 Well, how long? That's how long? 885 01:02:31,233 --> 01:02:34,541 At least until it all blows over, maybe a little longer. 886 01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:37,627 Baby, here. 887 01:02:38,241 --> 01:02:42,424 You relax, and let me give you a little something to remember me by. 888 01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:45,844 You don't have to do that. Okay. 889 01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:50,515 Fax orders came in. 890 01:02:52,797 --> 01:02:55,298 Doug filled Jack's order like he always did, 891 01:02:55,299 --> 01:02:58,690 but with one slight and deadly change. 892 01:03:08,687 --> 01:03:11,036 Noah. Noah. 893 01:03:14,152 --> 01:03:20,462 I'm sorry! Here. Here! Is it an "M" or a "W"? I don't know. 894 01:03:20,615 --> 01:03:22,547 Hey, hey. 895 01:03:23,201 --> 01:03:24,326 Hey. 896 01:03:24,327 --> 01:03:26,954 Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you on? 897 01:03:26,955 --> 01:03:29,666 Are we being bros? Are we being straight bros? 898 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,835 If we're being bros, last night, I went out real hard. 899 01:03:31,836 --> 01:03:35,310 I got on a Segway and I just went to every place that served alcohol. 900 01:03:40,178 --> 01:03:43,860 - Are you okay to drive at least? - I drove here, didn't I? 901 01:03:44,681 --> 01:03:49,351 It's imperative that all these deliveries make it out today. 902 01:03:49,352 --> 01:03:50,742 All of them. 903 01:03:50,937 --> 01:03:54,900 People have been complaining about you, Noah, 904 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:59,278 and we need to show our customers that we can still be counted on, 905 01:03:59,279 --> 01:04:04,743 like that big clock in the square, to always be right, accurate. 906 01:04:04,744 --> 01:04:06,703 - Mmm-hmm. - Trustworthy. 907 01:04:06,704 --> 01:04:09,886 That clock? That clock is broken, Doug. 908 01:04:10,374 --> 01:04:12,764 Just make the deliveries, okay, Noah? 909 01:04:12,918 --> 01:04:14,307 You can count on me. 910 01:04:15,046 --> 01:04:18,964 No, I can't, which is why we're having this conversation. 911 01:04:18,965 --> 01:04:23,358 Okay! I'm going! Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you? 912 01:04:29,811 --> 01:04:31,992 Can you smoke in here? 913 01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:35,120 - No! - Sorry. 914 01:04:37,068 --> 01:04:42,002 Can I get some more water? I like to hydrate when I'm getting trashed. 915 01:04:42,989 --> 01:04:45,046 - Hi! - Hey! 916 01:04:45,075 --> 01:04:47,340 It's mailman Morello! 917 01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:50,343 Hey, Arnie! You ever get back to Atlantic City? 918 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,167 Yes? No? I speak-a the English? 919 01:04:54,168 --> 01:04:55,682 - Let's go. - Where you going? 920 01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,258 They didn't realise I'm the man behind the curtain, the wizard. 921 01:05:02,259 --> 01:05:03,635 I pull the strings. 922 01:05:03,636 --> 01:05:05,804 Hey, Lloyd. Is anybody sitting here? 923 01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:07,012 Be my guest. 924 01:05:07,013 --> 01:05:09,515 Hey, Lloyd, I called in for a to-go order. 925 01:05:09,516 --> 01:05:12,477 Let me have a Black Label, neat, too. Thanks. 926 01:05:12,478 --> 01:05:13,727 Okay. How about you? 927 01:05:13,728 --> 01:05:16,814 Another vodka martini, my good man, on the rocks. 928 01:05:16,815 --> 01:05:18,233 - Good. - Extra olives. 929 01:05:18,234 --> 01:05:20,193 - I know. - He knows. 930 01:05:20,194 --> 01:05:21,945 That's the exact same drink my wife orders. 931 01:05:21,946 --> 01:05:23,112 It is? 932 01:05:23,113 --> 01:05:27,380 Yeah, I mean, then again, martinis are pretty popular, huh? I guess. 933 01:05:29,494 --> 01:05:31,329 Do I know you? 934 01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:34,582 Jack Roberts. I just moved in a few months back. 935 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:37,461 I live over on Donneybrook. 936 01:05:37,462 --> 01:05:40,547 - I'm Doug Varney. Yeah. Good to meet you. - Yeah. 937 01:05:40,548 --> 01:05:43,341 - That big place on the cul-de-sac, right? - Yeah. 938 01:05:43,342 --> 01:05:47,609 Well, it's too big if you ask me, but that's what my wife wanted. 939 01:05:49,515 --> 01:05:50,974 You live in town? 940 01:05:50,975 --> 01:05:55,436 Just over 10 years now. I own the pharmacy in the square, actually. 941 01:05:55,437 --> 01:05:58,537 Really? Well, then you definitely know my wife. 942 01:05:59,442 --> 01:06:01,081 Why would you say that? 943 01:06:01,110 --> 01:06:04,529 She eats enough pills, she can keep Pfizer in business by herself. 944 01:06:04,530 --> 01:06:08,491 - I'm sure you know her. - Well, we get a lot of customers. 945 01:06:08,492 --> 01:06:10,201 I can't even think of somebody... 946 01:06:10,202 --> 01:06:11,883 - Thanks, Lloyd. - Sure. 947 01:06:12,204 --> 01:06:14,177 - Cheers. - Cheers. 948 01:06:15,832 --> 01:06:18,557 Are you married? Why? Are you trying to pick me up? 949 01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:26,342 - Well, marriage is hard goddamn work. - Yeah, 950 01:06:26,343 --> 01:06:29,804 they don't tell you that when you're registering at Crate and Barrel, huh? 951 01:06:29,805 --> 01:06:31,139 No, they do not. 952 01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:35,407 I've been married three times. I still have no clue what I'm doing. 953 01:06:37,145 --> 01:06:40,231 I've always been the type of guy that keeps a steady stream of gifts rolling in 954 01:06:40,232 --> 01:06:42,109 just to avoid conflict. 955 01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:45,237 You know? I make a nice living. I'm lucky, 956 01:06:45,238 --> 01:06:47,696 so why not spread it around? 957 01:06:47,697 --> 01:06:51,118 Women are tough, but there's nothing like seeing their face. 958 01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:54,579 It just lights up when you bring home some flowers or something sparkling. 959 01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:58,013 I like that. It makes me feel good. You know? 960 01:07:00,085 --> 01:07:02,392 Wifey's away, so I'm cooking tonight. 961 01:07:02,838 --> 01:07:04,895 I know what that's like. 962 01:07:04,965 --> 01:07:06,800 Lloyd, let me take care of his drinks, too, okay? 963 01:07:06,801 --> 01:07:08,718 You shouldn't do that. That's very nice of you. 964 01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:11,263 It's the least I could do for a new neighbour. 965 01:07:11,264 --> 01:07:14,265 Besides, I heard what those vandals did to your pharmacy. 966 01:07:14,266 --> 01:07:18,116 That's disgusting. Horrible. I'm sorry about that. 967 01:07:20,314 --> 01:07:21,745 All right. 968 01:07:24,651 --> 01:07:26,445 - Have a good night. Bye, Lloyd! - Bye-bye! 969 01:07:26,446 --> 01:07:28,502 - Bye, Eve. - Thank you. 970 01:07:28,822 --> 01:07:30,295 My pleasure. 971 01:07:40,668 --> 01:07:42,140 Hey, barkeep. 972 01:07:42,335 --> 01:07:45,672 I think you've had enough, pal. I just want a pen and some paper. 973 01:07:45,673 --> 01:07:46,882 No more drinking. 974 01:07:46,883 --> 01:07:49,481 Just give me a pen and some paper. Thank you. 975 01:07:55,515 --> 01:08:00,659 Dear Kara, I think we both know that it's time for things to change. 976 01:08:01,397 --> 01:08:05,525 I know I'm not the man your father thought you deserved. 977 01:08:05,526 --> 01:08:09,209 You know what? I don't... Your father's a fuckin' asshole. 978 01:08:10,865 --> 01:08:15,117 This will be hard on Ethan, and that breaks my heart, 979 01:08:15,118 --> 01:08:16,285 but in the long run, 980 01:08:16,286 --> 01:08:18,829 it's better to be raised by two happy parents apart 981 01:08:18,830 --> 01:08:21,596 than miserable ones together, 982 01:08:22,752 --> 01:08:27,519 but if he starts in with that shitting stuff again at school, you let me know. 983 01:08:28,673 --> 01:08:33,178 There's a whole world out there, Kara, and it's time for me to experience it. 984 01:08:33,179 --> 01:08:34,846 You should check it out yourself 985 01:08:34,847 --> 01:08:38,113 and not just from the seat of a bicycle. 986 01:08:38,518 --> 01:08:39,976 We've both made mistakes. 987 01:08:39,977 --> 01:08:41,686 That all ends tonight. 988 01:08:41,687 --> 01:08:45,190 I wish I could have been a stronger man for you. I really do. 989 01:08:45,191 --> 01:08:47,776 But, damn, do I wish you had been a better woman. 990 01:08:47,777 --> 01:08:49,332 Take care of yourself. 991 01:08:50,321 --> 01:08:51,668 Doug. 992 01:09:40,162 --> 01:09:42,719 What the hell am I doing? What am I doing? 993 01:09:47,502 --> 01:09:48,920 Hey, where are you going? 994 01:09:48,921 --> 01:09:52,340 Hey. I gotta head to work. Early bird and all that. 995 01:09:52,341 --> 01:09:53,467 Wait, Dad. 996 01:09:53,468 --> 01:09:54,968 - Dad! - Yeah? 997 01:09:54,969 --> 01:09:56,983 You're coming into school today, right? 998 01:09:58,430 --> 01:09:59,861 Of course. 999 01:09:59,973 --> 01:10:03,767 Right. I wouldn't miss it for the world, buddy. I'll be... 1000 01:10:03,768 --> 01:10:05,742 - I'll be there. - Bye. 1001 01:10:18,742 --> 01:10:20,132 Hello! 1002 01:10:26,793 --> 01:10:29,099 Hello? Hello? 1003 01:10:34,133 --> 01:10:35,480 Jack! 1004 01:10:36,385 --> 01:10:37,928 Jack! 1005 01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,262 Mr Roberts! 1006 01:10:40,263 --> 01:10:42,112 Jack! 1007 01:10:43,266 --> 01:10:46,366 Fuck. I fucking killed him. 1008 01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:50,245 Help! Help! Somebody! 1009 01:10:50,441 --> 01:10:53,475 Hello! Anybody there? 1010 01:10:57,489 --> 01:10:58,837 Take it easy. 1011 01:11:08,626 --> 01:11:11,516 Ahh! Nice doggie! Nice doggie! 1012 01:11:11,796 --> 01:11:13,463 Hey, it's me. 1013 01:11:13,464 --> 01:11:15,882 God damn it, pick up the phone! Please! 1014 01:11:15,883 --> 01:11:17,801 Elizabeth! Where are you? I think I killed him! 1015 01:11:17,802 --> 01:11:19,301 I think I fucking killed him! 1016 01:11:19,302 --> 01:11:20,887 God damn it! Fuck! 1017 01:11:20,888 --> 01:11:22,235 Fuck! 1018 01:11:36,987 --> 01:11:38,335 God damn it. 1019 01:11:38,823 --> 01:11:40,962 Come on! Come on! 1020 01:11:43,119 --> 01:11:44,591 God damn it! 1021 01:11:44,746 --> 01:11:46,843 God damn it. 1022 01:11:51,043 --> 01:11:52,808 Let's go! 1023 01:12:17,153 --> 01:12:18,361 Oh, shit! 1024 01:12:18,362 --> 01:12:20,293 Aw, fuck! 1025 01:12:34,837 --> 01:12:37,297 Okay, next up is Mr Varney. 1026 01:12:37,298 --> 01:12:40,021 Mr Varney? Mr Varney? 1027 01:12:47,433 --> 01:12:49,239 Good morning... 1028 01:12:49,352 --> 01:12:51,199 Everyone. 1029 01:12:51,938 --> 01:12:55,732 - Good morning, Mr Varney. - Good morning, Mr Varney. 1030 01:12:55,733 --> 01:12:56,900 Class, Mr Varney 1031 01:12:56,901 --> 01:12:59,708 is gonna tell us all about being a pharmacist. 1032 01:12:59,862 --> 01:13:01,334 You're bleeding. 1033 01:13:01,404 --> 01:13:02,655 Huh? 1034 01:13:02,656 --> 01:13:04,629 - You're bleeding. - No, I'm not. 1035 01:13:04,699 --> 01:13:06,575 - Ew! - Douglas Varney. 1036 01:13:06,576 --> 01:13:07,743 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - You are under arrest. 1037 01:13:07,744 --> 01:13:09,787 Wait a minute. What are you talking about? 1038 01:13:09,788 --> 01:13:11,678 Ahh! 1039 01:13:11,832 --> 01:13:13,040 Take it easy. 1040 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:14,250 Hey. 1041 01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:16,377 Whoa. Whoa. 1042 01:13:16,378 --> 01:13:18,420 Jeez! Not in front of my kid. 1043 01:13:18,421 --> 01:13:20,006 You have the right to remain silent. 1044 01:13:20,007 --> 01:13:21,340 Anything you say 1045 01:13:21,341 --> 01:13:23,731 can and will be used against you in a court of law. 1046 01:13:24,053 --> 01:13:25,609 Do you understand me or not? 1047 01:13:38,191 --> 01:13:40,247 Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? 1048 01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:43,070 Let's give a big round of applause for Christopher's father. 1049 01:13:43,071 --> 01:13:45,086 Officer Willits! 1050 01:13:45,825 --> 01:13:47,464 Great stuff, man! 1051 01:13:47,576 --> 01:13:50,801 All right! All right! All right. 1052 01:13:50,997 --> 01:13:54,915 Now, being a police officer is about more than kicking ass, 1053 01:13:54,916 --> 01:13:57,294 car chases and guns. 1054 01:13:57,295 --> 01:13:59,337 Yeah! 1055 01:13:59,338 --> 01:14:03,759 All right. It's about protecting and serving your community. 1056 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:07,303 It's about making sure that Woodbury is a safe place for you all 1057 01:14:07,304 --> 01:14:09,820 to work and play. It... 1058 01:14:11,349 --> 01:14:12,516 Oh! 1059 01:14:12,517 --> 01:14:13,642 Oh, excuse me one second, please. 1060 01:14:13,643 --> 01:14:15,020 Joke's on me. 1061 01:14:15,021 --> 01:14:17,119 One more time please, with that. 1062 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,622 I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me. 1063 01:14:34,623 --> 01:14:36,720 All right. All right. 1064 01:14:37,877 --> 01:14:39,558 We're gonna take a walk. 1065 01:14:55,603 --> 01:14:57,144 I didn't know what to say. 1066 01:14:57,145 --> 01:14:59,870 I was with my son. 1067 01:15:02,151 --> 01:15:04,207 Mr Varney. 1068 01:15:05,321 --> 01:15:07,127 Can we lose the cuffs, please? 1069 01:15:08,324 --> 01:15:10,158 Give us a minute, all right? 1070 01:15:10,159 --> 01:15:14,371 Now listen, none of this should come as a surprise to you 1071 01:15:14,372 --> 01:15:17,666 given the inconsistent state of affairs around here, okay? 1072 01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:20,167 With a paper trail as long as this one, this was bound to happen. 1073 01:15:20,168 --> 01:15:23,351 This is usually how these things work out. 1074 01:15:23,965 --> 01:15:25,673 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1075 01:15:25,674 --> 01:15:27,134 Oh, no, no, no. Don't apologise. 1076 01:15:27,135 --> 01:15:28,676 I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 1077 01:15:28,677 --> 01:15:30,636 No, no apology necessary. 1078 01:15:30,637 --> 01:15:32,555 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay, Doug. 1079 01:15:32,556 --> 01:15:33,973 I didn't mean to do anything. 1080 01:15:33,974 --> 01:15:36,634 It's all right. It's all over now. 1081 01:15:37,811 --> 01:15:39,451 It's okay. 1082 01:15:41,732 --> 01:15:44,108 What, what, what are they doing here? 1083 01:15:44,109 --> 01:15:46,792 Well now, Doug, they're here to take away the body. 1084 01:15:47,154 --> 01:15:48,822 What do you mean, body? What do you mean? 1085 01:15:48,823 --> 01:15:49,948 Well, you know... 1086 01:15:49,949 --> 01:15:51,323 - How the fuck? - He probably... 1087 01:15:51,324 --> 01:15:53,160 How the fuck did he get here from his house? 1088 01:15:53,161 --> 01:15:54,869 Doug, listen. He panicked, okay? 1089 01:15:54,870 --> 01:15:57,289 Being as how there weren't any doctor's offices nearby, 1090 01:15:57,290 --> 01:15:58,622 he did the next best thing he could. 1091 01:15:58,623 --> 01:16:02,140 He came here, okay? So this is where he expired. 1092 01:16:02,462 --> 01:16:04,920 Are you okay, Doug? Are you okay? 1093 01:16:04,921 --> 01:16:06,213 Hey, Mr Varney, you cannot go back there. 1094 01:16:06,214 --> 01:16:07,674 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1095 01:16:07,675 --> 01:16:09,918 Mr Varney, no, no, no, no, no. 1096 01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:14,486 What the fuck? 1097 01:16:15,515 --> 01:16:17,184 What the fuck? 1098 01:16:17,185 --> 01:16:20,283 Now listen, he was no angel, okay? 1099 01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:23,315 Poor kid, he really got in over his head with this one. 1100 01:16:23,316 --> 01:16:24,857 With what? 1101 01:16:24,858 --> 01:16:28,570 Well, with pilfering. You know? 1102 01:16:28,571 --> 01:16:30,697 Pill skimming. 1103 01:16:30,698 --> 01:16:35,451 You know? A couple here, two more there, a couple three more there. 1104 01:16:35,452 --> 01:16:38,635 That sort of thing adds up in a hurry, sometimes too quick. 1105 01:16:38,998 --> 01:16:40,372 You know, you don't know this, 1106 01:16:40,373 --> 01:16:44,585 but there's a real cottage industry out here in the burbs for this kind of thing. 1107 01:16:44,586 --> 01:16:49,216 Noah was a resourceful criminal, but he forgot the first rule of the drug game. 1108 01:16:49,217 --> 01:16:51,801 Don't get high on your own supply. 1109 01:16:51,802 --> 01:16:52,927 It's a shame. 1110 01:16:52,928 --> 01:16:56,611 Good-looking kid. Great head of hair. 1111 01:16:57,474 --> 01:17:00,907 So that's... So that's it, then? 1112 01:17:01,062 --> 01:17:04,744 I have some paperwork for you to sign, but then we're done. 1113 01:17:07,193 --> 01:17:08,776 Listen, Mr Varney. 1114 01:17:08,777 --> 01:17:12,127 Doug, I know that this is rough, okay? 1115 01:17:12,407 --> 01:17:17,090 Quite a shock, but there's nothing that you could have done to stop it, okay? 1116 01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:21,540 Hey, from the looks of things, you ought to prescribe yourself a little something. 1117 01:17:21,541 --> 01:17:24,556 Hey, that is not appropriate, Officer. 1118 01:17:26,461 --> 01:17:28,143 Local cops, right? 1119 01:17:29,173 --> 01:17:30,340 He's right, though, 1120 01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:34,733 Mr Varney. Go ahead. It'll be our little secret. 1121 01:17:37,306 --> 01:17:39,196 You take care, now. 1122 01:17:40,268 --> 01:17:41,768 Agent Carp, Agent Carp. 1123 01:17:41,769 --> 01:17:45,605 - I'll be right back, Doug. - I need to... I need to talk to you. 1124 01:17:45,606 --> 01:17:47,439 I need to... 1125 01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:50,499 Hello! Anybody here? I need some aspirin! 1126 01:17:53,738 --> 01:17:55,295 Hey! 1127 01:17:55,615 --> 01:17:56,866 My drinking buddy! 1128 01:17:56,867 --> 01:17:58,034 You're not supposed to be here. 1129 01:17:58,035 --> 01:17:59,161 He's right. 1130 01:17:59,162 --> 01:18:01,538 - I'm gonna have to ask you to clear out. - No, it's all right. 1131 01:18:01,539 --> 01:18:03,720 You... 1132 01:18:03,790 --> 01:18:05,138 You... 1133 01:18:06,209 --> 01:18:12,089 Last night after we had the drinks at the bar, I took the... I took the party home 1134 01:18:12,090 --> 01:18:17,179 by myself and I drank a half a bottle of Black Label. 1135 01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:20,153 I passed out cold right there on the chair. 1136 01:18:21,725 --> 01:18:24,116 My head's killing me. Do you have... 1137 01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:26,076 Huh? Oh! Yeah. 1138 01:18:27,315 --> 01:18:29,579 Thanks. Okay. 1139 01:18:30,818 --> 01:18:33,862 I should probably... Should pick up a prescription. 1140 01:18:33,863 --> 01:18:37,587 My prescriptions because the delivery guy never made it up to the house. 1141 01:18:37,658 --> 01:18:39,617 All... A lot of orders got screwed up. 1142 01:18:39,618 --> 01:18:42,954 I'll fill it out and have someone run it over to you later. 1143 01:18:42,955 --> 01:18:45,303 - What do I owe you? - Call it even. 1144 01:18:45,791 --> 01:18:47,459 For the drinks. 1145 01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,252 All right. Good seeing you, Doug. Thanks. 1146 01:18:49,253 --> 01:18:52,352 Hey, is everything else okay? 1147 01:18:54,342 --> 01:18:55,689 What do you mean? 1148 01:18:56,594 --> 01:19:00,137 Well, you know, with your wife, what you were telling me at the bar. 1149 01:19:00,138 --> 01:19:01,570 Oh... 1150 01:19:01,891 --> 01:19:05,615 I don't know. She left me. 1151 01:19:06,187 --> 01:19:08,646 She left? And she's not coming back? 1152 01:19:08,647 --> 01:19:12,983 I don't know. She even turned off her cell phone. 1153 01:19:12,984 --> 01:19:15,542 I think this time she really means it. 1154 01:19:17,407 --> 01:19:19,504 All right, Doug. Thanks. 1155 01:19:21,326 --> 01:19:22,494 Doug? 1156 01:19:22,495 --> 01:19:24,676 You wanted to talk to me? 1157 01:19:27,499 --> 01:19:31,641 Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks for all your help. 1158 01:19:32,088 --> 01:19:34,144 - Sure thing. - You're good. 1159 01:19:35,258 --> 01:19:38,440 Thanks. You're good, too. 1160 01:19:41,888 --> 01:19:44,808 We all do our part to keep the world turning. 1161 01:19:44,809 --> 01:19:47,073 You take care of yourself now, Doug. 1162 01:19:59,031 --> 01:20:00,962 Hell of a day, huh, Varney? 1163 01:20:25,391 --> 01:20:27,364 Fuck. 1164 01:20:35,902 --> 01:20:37,151 Okay. 1165 01:20:37,152 --> 01:20:38,500 Hello? 1166 01:20:38,696 --> 01:20:39,988 Hey, baby. 1167 01:20:39,989 --> 01:20:41,530 Elizabeth, where the... 1168 01:20:41,531 --> 01:20:43,116 - You didn't answer your calls. - Yeah, 1169 01:20:43,117 --> 01:20:45,382 that was the plan, remember? No calls. 1170 01:20:45,912 --> 01:20:49,386 Yeah, well, the plan has changed. Jack isn't dead. 1171 01:20:50,582 --> 01:20:51,999 Jack isn't dead. 1172 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,210 What? 1173 01:20:53,211 --> 01:20:56,296 There was a screw-up with the deliveries and Noah... 1174 01:20:56,297 --> 01:20:58,854 It's complicated. I can't get into it. 1175 01:21:01,719 --> 01:21:03,108 Elizabeth? 1176 01:21:21,572 --> 01:21:24,045 Bonnie and Clyde, we are not. 1177 01:21:36,503 --> 01:21:39,089 It's not too late, though, right? 1178 01:21:39,090 --> 01:21:40,937 I mean, 1179 01:21:42,092 --> 01:21:44,051 we could still go away. 1180 01:21:44,052 --> 01:21:48,361 We could just... We could go away. 1181 01:21:50,267 --> 01:21:54,242 I have a kid, Elizabeth. I can't leave. 1182 01:22:19,130 --> 01:22:21,394 God. 1183 01:22:22,008 --> 01:22:24,272 I was worried sick. 1184 01:22:27,096 --> 01:22:29,013 Yeah, I'm fine. 1185 01:22:29,014 --> 01:22:31,113 I meant this. 1186 01:22:33,311 --> 01:22:34,741 Oh. 1187 01:22:35,730 --> 01:22:38,690 You were right. I guess I've just been a little bit 1188 01:22:38,691 --> 01:22:43,667 caught up in, you know, Ethan's drama and the studio. 1189 01:22:47,741 --> 01:22:49,909 But you're home now. 1190 01:22:49,910 --> 01:22:51,869 So that's what's important. 1191 01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:56,165 Kara, that letter wasn't me asking you to change. 1192 01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:59,933 It was me telling you that I'm leaving. 1193 01:23:27,782 --> 01:23:29,032 Whoo! Yeah! 1194 01:23:29,033 --> 01:23:30,951 That's what I'm talking about! Yes! 1195 01:23:30,952 --> 01:23:34,301 You made it. All right. Congratulations. 1196 01:24:18,624 --> 01:24:20,917 Good morning, Doug. 1197 01:24:20,918 --> 01:24:22,919 I brought you some coffee just the way you like it. 1198 01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:27,145 Oh, no, thanks, Walt. I'm off caffeine. I appreciate it, though. 1199 01:24:27,591 --> 01:24:28,980 Oh. 1200 01:24:32,012 --> 01:24:35,806 You know, it's funny. I don't hate it nearly as much as I thought I would. 1201 01:24:35,807 --> 01:24:38,782 That's funny. I don't really give a shit. 1202 01:24:43,231 --> 01:24:46,068 Like I said, things don't change much in Woodbury, 1203 01:24:46,069 --> 01:24:47,568 but every now and then, 1204 01:24:47,569 --> 01:24:50,252 we need to be reminded that change can be good. 1205 01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:54,159 The pharmacy had a whole new look, 1206 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,495 and I wanted to see it for myself. 1207 01:24:56,496 --> 01:24:58,635 Ma'am, are you finding everything all right? 1208 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,764 Yes. Yes, I am. 1209 01:25:02,877 --> 01:25:04,251 And may I say this pharmacy 1210 01:25:04,252 --> 01:25:09,020 has the most impressive collection of douches I have ever seen. 1211 01:25:09,884 --> 01:25:11,398 Well, thank you. 1212 01:25:20,478 --> 01:25:23,660 High blood pressure, acid reflux, 1213 01:25:24,856 --> 01:25:26,538 chlamydia. 1214 01:25:28,528 --> 01:25:29,945 Never would have guessed. 1215 01:25:29,946 --> 01:25:31,668 No one ever does. 1216 01:25:33,032 --> 01:25:34,379 Excuse me. 1217 01:25:34,784 --> 01:25:36,131 Oh, hey. 1218 01:25:38,287 --> 01:25:40,205 I thought you were out of town. 1219 01:25:40,206 --> 01:25:43,305 I had to come back to sign some papers. You know, make it final. 1220 01:25:45,001 --> 01:25:49,464 And I had a few things I absolutely needed to pick up from the pharmacy. 1221 01:25:49,465 --> 01:25:52,105 Just to complete the collection 1222 01:25:52,593 --> 01:25:54,024 for the kingdom. 1223 01:25:59,641 --> 01:26:03,853 So, are you in town long or... 1224 01:26:03,854 --> 01:26:07,441 No, I leave tonight for Madrid, and then Paris 1225 01:26:07,442 --> 01:26:09,234 and then I don't really know. I'm not sure. 1226 01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:12,793 I don't care, as long as I don't understand the menu, you know? 1227 01:26:13,905 --> 01:26:16,171 Well, hey, that sounds great. 1228 01:26:16,701 --> 01:26:18,548 It sounds like you'll have a great... 1229 01:26:26,294 --> 01:26:31,311 You can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. 1230 01:26:32,674 --> 01:26:35,134 Take care of yourself, Doug. 1231 01:26:35,135 --> 01:26:38,638 And sometimes, that someone is yourself. 1232 01:26:38,639 --> 01:26:40,320 You, too. 1233 01:26:57,158 --> 01:27:00,327 Doug Varney wasn't used to winning. 1234 01:27:00,328 --> 01:27:03,287 But he was beginning to enjoy how it felt. 1235 01:27:03,288 --> 01:27:04,970 Consult!