1 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:15,443 Be seated! Be seated! Gents you're 5 minutes late again for the lesson... Sorry, Sir. Sit down. 2 00:01:17,323 --> 00:01:25,406 Mooo! Sir, Short Necmi has put grass on my desk again. So what? He means... What does he mean? 3 00:01:25,967 --> 00:01:30,128 He means that I am cow, Sir... Aren't you called Þaban the Cow? 4 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:39,372 Be quiet! Did you check who's present? I did, Sir... Don't let me count one by one now... 5 00:01:39,412 --> 00:01:42,093 Is Ferit present? Present, sir! 6 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:48,775 Good... You're being present means the whole class is... Tell me the subject of the last lesson? 7 00:01:48,815 --> 00:01:51,856 Sir, I wasn't present last lesson. 8 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:56,898 You never are, are you? Who can tell me subject of the recent lesson? 9 00:01:57,498 --> 00:02:00,699 Come on, answer! Hurry... You've told us about the mammals, Sir. 10 00:02:00,739 --> 00:02:06,101 Good boy, sit down. Nobody else listens in this class. 11 00:02:06,141 --> 00:02:11,503 What did we say? One; the mammals live on land, in sea and air... 12 00:02:13,104 --> 00:02:17,626 Damn! I prepared to cheat thinking we'd have an exemination. He's doing a lesson instead... 13 00:02:19,146 --> 00:02:27,109 Two... The mammals have teeth in their jaws... Three... They feed their offspring with milk. 14 00:02:27,109 --> 00:02:32,511 Four... Some mammals feed on meat, otherson grass... 15 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:33,952 Like you... Come on! 16 00:02:33,952 --> 00:02:34,392 Like you... Come on! You, Necmi, let me see you stand up... Yes sir... What was I talking about? 17 00:02:34,392 --> 00:02:38,394 You, Necmi, let me see you stand up... Yes sir... What was I talking about? 18 00:02:39,474 --> 00:02:45,516 Three kinds; upright, wrinkled, saggy... Sit down, you nasty fellow! 19 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,517 You tell us Ferit, come on... 20 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:51,638 Two kinds Sir, big ones and small ones. 21 00:02:51,678 --> 00:02:55,240 Sit down! You tell? Me, Sir? Yes, you... 22 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:01,882 Sir there are two kinds of mammals, ones with bra, others without... 23 00:03:01,922 --> 00:03:02,883 Sit down! I'll let you know about with and without bra! 24 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:07,364 Þaban, you tell us, what do the mammals feed on? Feed on? What do they eat? 25 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:11,846 They feed by their mouths, Sir. That wasn't the question, what do they eat? 26 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:15,807 They feed on what they get, they're very obese, you know! 27 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:23,010 They eat meat... What else? Vegetables, Sir... Look, don't make me angry... 28 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:27,012 Say grass... They eat grass... The ones like him eat shit! 29 00:03:27,092 --> 00:03:31,733 What is it? Why are you laughing? What's so funny about this? You rascall, wait till I show you! Come on! 30 00:03:31,773 --> 00:03:38,296 You're up to some mischief there... Ferit, give us an exemple for the flying mammals... 31 00:03:38,296 --> 00:03:42,657 Flying mammal... Stewardess... 32 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:54,462 Slow down, you'll stampon us! Hope the new vice principal would come and put them into some order. 33 00:03:54,662 --> 00:04:00,704 You Shorty, why did you put grasson my desk again? I thought you could put up with jokes. This is horseplay though. 34 00:04:00,744 --> 00:04:02,705 Come on Shorty, kiss the Cow and be friends again... 35 00:04:02,745 --> 00:04:06,786 Be friends, for God's sake, there's a match for compote after lunch... Don't forgive him so easily, Cow! 36 00:04:06,826 --> 00:04:13,309 Right! Give me a cigarette first, Shorty... Look a here! Getting very expensive, aren't you? 37 00:04:13,309 --> 00:04:17,751 Girls, quit smoking, the new vice principal's making hisappearance. 38 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,752 What if hedoes! Shitting yourpants, aren'tyou! 39 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,633 The principal'scoming! Put outtheciggies... 40 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:34,637 No principal, nothing. Was justa joke! That'swhat I call horseplay. No, this is iscowplay! 41 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:42,440 Togetto the Adana lowland from Midanatolia one passes through a natural passage between the Taurus Mountains... 42 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,882 You, with theglasses in the back, why're you talking? Nothing, Sir. Tell me then, whatwas I telling? 43 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:56,445 I'msure you were telling something, Sir... What? I was telling, the weathergotwarmer, Sir... OK, good boy... 44 00:04:59,446 --> 00:05:04,808 Are you nuts? Cemil's position wasoffside. The referee isan ass, that'swhat. 45 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:07,809 C 2... B 4... A 4... You miss... 46 00:05:07,929 --> 00:05:12,491 C 3... E 3... K 7... Miss... 47 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:20,334 MyDearÞaban, mySweetie. I can'tresistyourwild charmanymore. Don'tread that loudly, son, he'll hearit. He won't he'sa cow. 48 00:05:20,374 --> 00:05:24,055 Let's meetsoon Þaban... Skip theschooltoday... 49 00:05:24,696 --> 00:05:27,497 I'm fitforthe match already, bro... See you afterlunch... 50 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:33,419 ...the railroad passes valleyvia tunnels. Þaban theCow won'tplayin thesame teamwith Shorty... 51 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:38,861 Whatwere you talking there? Tell us the biggest passof the Mediterrenean region... 52 00:05:39,341 --> 00:05:44,703 KarakoyPassage, Sir... ThereareSarachaneand AksarayPassages besides... Good boy. Sit down... 53 00:05:44,743 --> 00:05:50,065 The main riversof the Mediterrenean Region... We'lleatthecompote, son, I'm in form today... 54 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:55,547 You tell me then; the riversof the Mediterennean Region? The riversof the Mediterennean Region flowdown to thesea, Sir. 55 00:05:55,547 --> 00:06:01,069 Mediterennean sea, it's uswhocome, nottheenemy. The mostpowerfulteamof the Mediterennean is Adanaspor, Sir. 56 00:06:01,869 --> 00:06:02,750 Bravo, sit down... 57 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:13,154 Þaban puta cloveon yourcollarso I can knowit is you. Kissand bite you... 58 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:22,757 Mediterennean region which hasa rich flora... Whatare you talking there? I wasn't, Sir... 59 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,958 Tell us the featuresof the Mediterennean climate... 60 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:28,679 In the Mediterennean thesummersare hotand dry, and the wintersare warmand rainy... 61 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:32,721 Shut up... Aren'tyou ashamed to tellfootballgames because I'm hard of hearing? You rudeguy... 62 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:09,455 Hababam! Hababam! 63 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:43,867 If I could makeends meetwith my pension, I wouldn'tstay a minute in thisschool... 64 00:07:43,907 --> 00:07:46,388 Thesame with me... 65 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:51,590 Let'swait. It'ssaid the vice principalwascoming today... Maybe he'll puttheseguys in someorder... 66 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:57,352 I don'tthinkso... I knowMahmutfrom the Lyceum in Konia. He's nota tough guy... 67 00:07:57,633 --> 00:08:06,516 Mr. Principalcouldn't keep them from playing football in the front garden no way. Pardon? Just listen to thatnoise! 68 00:08:06,996 --> 00:08:10,958 Isn't it! Nota sound from them today. Knock on wood. 69 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:20,481 Here weare... Whereare you, it's been an hoursince the lunch and onlynowyou're bringing thecoffeesdear. 70 00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:29,845 Well! What can I do? Which chore todo first? Thedormitory job; There I go... I lookafterthecellar... Here... 71 00:08:31,045 --> 00:08:38,448 I sweep the place... There you go... I help thecook... I'mwarming up beans for3times. Why? 72 00:08:39,128 --> 00:08:44,010 Guesswhy? Hababam Class hasn'tyet had toeat, that'swhy. So! What if theyhaven't eaten? 73 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:48,331 What if? Do you think I can see tochores before mykidsare fed? 74 00:08:48,852 --> 00:08:52,813 NowHafize, if you could, you would swaddle those overgrown assesand putthem to bed... 75 00:08:54,974 --> 00:08:56,134 Here wego... 76 00:08:56,895 --> 00:09:02,497 Sitki Beg, letme introduce you toournew vice principal Mahmut Beg... OurMathematics teacherSitki Beg... 77 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:11,020 SitkitheCurd... Glad to meetyou, Sir... The new vice principal! Welcome... Thank you Sir. Riza Beg, ourgeographyteacher... 78 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:19,863 Welcome Mahmut... Now! Kemal, you're here, too? Afterretirementwe tookrefuge in here, as you see... 79 00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:24,945 Say, like me, then... So you knoweach other. Right... Necmi Beg, ourbiologyteacher... 80 00:09:25,985 --> 00:09:33,948 Howare you, Sir? Thank you, Lütfü Beg, ourphilosophy teacher. Welcome Mahmut Beg... Thank you, Sir... 81 00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:40,151 Excuse me, Sir, myeyesight lets to bedesired... And Nuri Beg isourphysics teacher... 82 00:09:44,552 --> 00:09:49,554 Unfortunateaccidentthere... Do you see to thattheyturned theshapeourschool intoa footballstadium? 83 00:09:49,594 --> 00:09:51,555 Why are they playing in the front garden, Mr. Principal? 84 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:58,918 Sir! Howmanytimes I've forbidden it, do you thinktheylisten... Be thatas itmay, betterit hitsobjects than the body... 85 00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:07,841 Mr. Principal! What is it, Aren'tyou ashamed to want the ball back? I won't give it... 86 00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:10,122 Please Mr. Principal, forgive us justthisonce... 87 00:10:10,162 --> 00:10:14,604 Shut up, stay away! Mr. Principal, please? It's justan accident. 88 00:10:14,604 --> 00:10:17,605 Howmany accidents? We'lltalkabout it lateramong us. 89 00:10:17,605 --> 00:10:24,327 Thesedayseverynightyou run awayfromschool... We'll payfor the broken glass, Mr. Principal... Give them theirball. 90 00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:47,216 Ooh! Delicious... MayGod bless themwho match forcompote... Eat itson, this isn't idiot'scompote but cow'scompote. 91 00:10:47,696 --> 00:10:52,738 Yourmother's... Don'tput up with him mybraveson. Okay... Don'ttake thiscowinto the teameveragain. 92 00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:57,420 You Shorty! Don't get on mynerves now that I don'tsay anything, ok? 93 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:00,461 Ah! Mybraveson don't getangry... And you, just letmesee you drinkup yourcompote... 94 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:08,184 What iscompote toan ass? Afterthiscompoteoneshould smokea cigarette... Don'tsmoke thatshit out in theopen, son... 95 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:13,866 The new vice principal principaljustmade hisappearanceanyhow. What kind of a guyis he? He looks likeclean cut, mellowguy... 96 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:19,428 As if his being rude would makea difference! Hafize theycallyou from up there ma'am. 97 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,429 Let'sgo, then... And you behave yourselves... 98 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:24,590 Þaban... Come on, light upone... 99 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:31,592 ThankGod wedon'tneed anybody'scigarette. Just letme haveone. 100 00:11:35,434 --> 00:11:38,115 Throwawaythecigarette... 101 00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:44,957 You can'tfool meagain... Þaban! What's that in yourhand? Cigarette... Cigarette! Here, take thiscigarette! 102 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:53,520 And here's the room forthe teacheron duty... Where will the teachersleep then? Nota soulstays in schoolovernight... 103 00:11:53,961 --> 00:11:59,843 Veysel, thedoorman, and I myself... Understood. I'llaskyou something if you don't getangry. 104 00:11:59,883 --> 00:12:03,244 OK, ask... You'll stay attheschoolallthe time, so I guess you have no relatives... 105 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:09,286 Yes, I don't haveany. I can takecareof you, too. Do your laundryetc. It'll be a trouble foryou, with so manychores todo. 106 00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:13,048 Oh Come on, whattrouble... It'll be two minutes... 107 00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:19,730 Are you an idiot orwhat? Come on, wipe the board slower, we'regetting itchy. 108 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:26,693 MydearCow, you'vegota letter. Ah! My sweetie haswritten again... hop! What's happening? 109 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,014 Come on, whatyou gonna do with thecat? 110 00:12:29,094 --> 00:12:33,295 Forthe physicsson... The teacherwillshowus howitalways landson allfour. 111 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:37,337 Acat can't entertheclass... What'swrong with thecat, if Cowcan entertheclass? 112 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:44,580 Give me the letter. You'vegota letteragain? From mysweetie, she'sdecided to meetmeat last. 113 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,581 You're putting meon Cow, letmesee... You won't... 114 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:14,951 Whatyou looking forson? It's ran away... It'sobvious, go to yourplace... I hearand obeyMr. Principal. 115 00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:20,353 And that's the Hababam Class Sir... 116 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,835 Take yourseats! 117 00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:33,238 Letme introduce you to yournew vice principal and yourhistoryTeacher Mahmut Beg. 118 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,238 PleaseSir, the lesson is yours... With yourpermission... 119 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,239 Thank you. 120 00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:20,935 In this first lesson of ours, let'sgetto knoweach other if you want. Itwould be nice, Sir; I'm Ferit Eken... 121 00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:30,739 Wecall him Ferit, thegroom... Ferit, thegroom, howold are you? 25,almost 26. I don'tshowit, do I, Sir? 122 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,780 Getsmallerto fitmy pocketyou cucumber... Get lost! 123 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:38,622 So people yourage finished the university and you'restill in college? 124 00:14:38,622 --> 00:14:42,864 Haste is from the Devil, Sir... We have to digestwhatwe learn, don'twe? 125 00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:52,427 Doublesewn last longer... Howold are you? 23. What's yourname? Shorty, Sir, I'mcalled Necmi, theShort. 126 00:14:53,508 --> 00:14:59,950 Haven't gota surname, have you? Mysurname... Now, whatwas it? 127 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:02,831 So your23 yearsold, Shorty... 128 00:15:02,951 --> 00:15:09,273 What's yourfather's job? I don't knowforsure but I guess he'sdoing dirtybusiness, Sir. 129 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:17,757 Mooo! You! Who's that cow? I amSir... 130 00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:25,680 Hownice to meetyou... Whydo they callyou 'cow', do you studymuch? 131 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,721 Sir, hiscownessgotnothing todo with studying hard... He'sa natural born cow, Sir... 132 00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:34,843 Ok, why are you in thecollegestill? Thegirls just don't leave mealone... 133 00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:38,804 Theysay I had a wild charm, yes I have... 134 00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:41,325 Cowcharm... 135 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:51,889 In everyschoolthe teachersalso have nicknames... 136 00:15:51,929 --> 00:15:56,931 Don'ttroublesearching a name forme; theycall me Bald Mahmut... 137 00:15:57,131 --> 00:16:06,215 I've lostthese hairbybeing a teacherfor25 years. What I seeand hearaboutyourclass isn'tso nice... 138 00:16:07,895 --> 00:16:16,539 I hearyou're running awayfromschool; I won't let you... I sawyou playfootball in the front garden; I won't let you... 139 00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:23,141 Obviously you smoke... Absolutelyno, sir, wedon't even touch one. 140 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:33,945 Don't letmesee you smoking, I'd hurtyou... 141 00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:37,786 As forthecheating, neitherin mylesson norin someoneelse's, I do not let you cheat... 142 00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:43,949 Be it known... Sir, we just don't cheat? Sit down and don'ttalkif notallowed... 143 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:51,952 I don'twantno noise, patter, fights in theschool... I hurtyou... 144 00:16:51,992 --> 00:16:57,994 The lessonswill beattended on time, mealswill be taken on time, you'llgo to bed and you'llget upon time... 145 00:16:57,994 --> 00:16:59,915 Well, here'sa guylikea clock! 146 00:17:01,995 --> 00:17:08,518 If you do these things I said, we'llget on well... If you don't, it's yourchoice... 147 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:16,361 I hearyou're running awayfromschool, I won't let you! I hearyou'recheating in exeminations, I won't let you! 148 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:22,203 You're playing football in the front garden, I won't let you! We playbrother... 149 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:26,965 You smoke, I won't let you! Wesmoke brother... 150 00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:32,847 Haven't I told you nottosmoke! Teacher Mahmut! 151 00:17:34,328 --> 00:17:37,289 Hey, Shortythisgag of yours theycallson of a horseplay, all right? 152 00:17:37,769 --> 00:17:44,051 Most of the boarderscome fromAnatolia, Sir... Theirmothersand fathers justturn themoverto usand split. 153 00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:48,653 Theyjustsend theschool instalments, that'sall... Theynevercalland inquireaboutthe kids... 154 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:52,934 It's notan easytask, you see. Fora pupilwecash 9.000 Lira. 155 00:17:52,975 --> 00:17:57,216 Shallwe finance with thisamount his meals, his bed orhis hygiene? 156 00:17:57,336 --> 00:18:01,058 Which class is this up there Mr. Principal? Hababam Class. 157 00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:04,619 ByGod! Even I got used tocall itthatway; Last classof Literature. 158 00:18:04,699 --> 00:18:06,660 Though luck, thattheclass is just overyourhead, Sir... 159 00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:20,025 Stand firm, you Shorty, I'll breakyourwaist... Come on, jumpdown Cow, do we have to waittillyou're ready? 160 00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:24,586 Don'tmiss thisone, pals, Shorty'sgonna die now. Herecomes flying Cow, pay attention! 161 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:35,670 'The imamof the village, feeds thestrawfrom below, thesmoke risesabove, thisand that howmanydid hescore?! ' 162 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:39,512 Whatyou doing you overgrown asses! Attention! To yourplaces... 163 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:54,637 Hababam Class is readyforinspection with 26 members. Sit down, here is not barracks... 164 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:09,323 You nasty guys, so you play games in theclass? Putawaythe books, bring outthesheet; I'lldoa written test... 165 00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:13,204 Wheredid we putthe physicsquestions now? Whatare wegonna do now? 166 00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:17,246 Wedon't knowa shit... If wecan't let him tell his military storiesand waste time, we'redone... 167 00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:28,250 I suspectthe blood of those playing gamesand letting theirteacherwait. When we wereatyourage, on horse backwe... 168 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:36,213 werechasing theenemyin Sakarya... Shorty! With yourhigh permission myPasha... Talk... 169 00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:44,176 When theGreeks blewup the bridgeatSakarya, myfatherbrought 3soldiersswimming across... 170 00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:55,540 Wounded, hungry... Beseated myson, don't cry, you'll make mecry, too... Such a generation we were... 171 00:19:55,540 --> 00:20:00,782 Wesaved thiscountrybarefoot, hungrybut with the faith in here... Hurra, Sir! 172 00:20:00,822 --> 00:20:05,744 Atthedawn, westarted with the bombardment to theenemylines... Hurra, Sir, Long live, Sir! 173 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:14,227 Atthe head of mytroop, without blinking, I waswaiting for theorders from the headquarters... Mysoldiers, forward march! 174 00:20:16,588 --> 00:20:22,790 1... 2... 1... 2... Left... Left... 175 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:27,552 Wecan'trecruite young and talented teachersat ourschool... Wecan'tsatisfytheirfinancialdemands, of course... 176 00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:31,554 Yes, please... Allour teachersareold. Thank you. 177 00:20:32,154 --> 00:20:35,995 Doesn'tthis Hababam Class have anylesson, Mr. Principal? 178 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:41,037 Pasha Nuriwasgoing todoa written physics test, obviouslythey're wasting the lesson... 179 00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:50,081 Theenemywasdefeated, Kemal Pasha gave hisorder: Armies yourfirst destination be the Mediterrenean Sea, march forward! 180 00:20:56,643 --> 00:21:03,886 Sorry, Sir, I thoughtno lesson wasgoing on. Wrong, I'm here. I thoughtyou were the physics teacher. 181 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:11,729 You're right, ourlesson is physics butwhat am I doing here? You, getmedown, come here! 182 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:16,330 I'matyourservice myPasha... God damn yourPasha, you were the firstto take me up yourshoulders, weren'tyou? 183 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:19,331 Yes, myPasha... Get back to yourplaces... Get lost! 184 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:24,854 Shortystarted theshowand we'regetting the blame... 185 00:21:24,894 --> 00:21:27,895 Come up with thesheets, I'mgonna doa written test. Sir... 186 00:21:28,175 --> 00:21:33,617 I guess, you haven't gotmuch time left, have you? Mahmut Beg, I swear, for3 months I couldn'table tocheckthisclass. 187 00:21:33,617 --> 00:21:39,699 Why, Sir? I don't know. Everytime I tryto check out, I find myself on shoulders... 188 00:21:59,266 --> 00:22:04,068 What disturbs me most is Veysel, thedoorman'sshow off... He says he lets nooneoutwithoutpermission from Teacher Mahmut. 189 00:22:05,429 --> 00:22:10,150 Lookhowthickthe wallturned outto be! What can wedoson, nowthatTeacher Mahmut hasclosed the front doorforgood... 190 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:15,312 ...Then we'llfind ourselvesanotherdoorout. Let himsee if Hababam Classcan orcannotrun awayfromschool... 191 00:22:15,352 --> 00:22:19,314 What's happening, then? Notfinished yet? 192 00:22:19,394 --> 00:22:26,236 Notmuch more leftnow... You checktheenvirons... Are we cursed orsomething? Turned intoslaves! Kids, lookatCow... 193 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:33,079 Cow, are you running, too? What do you think? 194 00:22:33,079 --> 00:22:36,080 Thegirl'swaiting forme in Taksim, she'll knowme bymyclove... 195 00:22:38,201 --> 00:22:40,522 All right, the hole'sopened, Come on... 196 00:23:13,054 --> 00:23:17,215 Kids, Teacher Mahmut's here, don't come... 197 00:23:52,949 --> 00:23:57,350 Allof thematthe window? Yes... 198 00:23:59,191 --> 00:24:01,632 They're looking up here, aren'tthey? 199 00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:05,954 Yes... 200 00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:10,875 We've made foolsof ourselves... No prestige in theschoolanymore, too... 201 00:24:13,356 --> 00:24:14,677 Even thegreenhornsare watching us. 202 00:24:15,117 --> 00:24:20,839 Bravo, work on... You won't beable to finish schoolanyway, at leastyou'll learn a profession... 203 00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:26,721 One has to repairwhat he brokedown... besides, masonryisn'ta bad profession... Carryon... 204 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:40,126 Sit down... Sit down... What's up? I don't hearyou say anything today... 205 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:45,128 I'm impressed byMahmut Beg. Did he let you repairthe wall, ornot? 206 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:54,652 Just lookat us, we'reobject of derision! Now! Howdoes thesaying go? 207 00:24:54,692 --> 00:24:59,774 One hand washes theotherif you're Hababam Class, he is Teacher Mahmut... 208 00:25:00,854 --> 00:25:02,415 Look, he's really asking fortrouble... Go nowand perform yournumber 209 00:25:03,055 --> 00:25:09,697 So you needed someone like Teacher Mahmut... That's it... 210 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:17,820 What's it, did you wantsomething? I am HikmetGörkem, oneof the inspectorsof the Ministeryof Education. 211 00:25:20,461 --> 00:25:26,584 Please Mr. Inspector, come in... Howdo you do kids? Thank you, Sir! You're welcome... 212 00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:31,425 So the inspectortrickworked... Yep... Please takea seat, Mr. Inspector... 213 00:25:32,986 --> 00:25:37,988 What's theobject of the lesson teacher? This lesson isabout logic Mr. Inspector. 214 00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:40,989 Teacher, would you allowif I ask a fewquestions to the kids? 215 00:25:41,029 --> 00:25:46,591 Naturally, Mr. Inspector... You! I'm talking to you, son. Get up, you Cow! Getmoving... 216 00:25:47,191 --> 00:25:50,713 Are you talking to me? Mr. Inspector... You lackin understanding, don'tyou, son. 217 00:25:50,713 --> 00:25:54,714 I'masking you tocomeover, and you lookatme likea cow. 218 00:25:55,154 --> 00:26:02,837 Now, he'scalling mea cow, yourmother, I knowher somehow, but I can'tmake it up... Mr. Inspector... 219 00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:11,520 Teacher? This kid seems to besome kind of an idiot. He resemblesa cow. Look, he'sstillcalling mea cow! 220 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,321 Between ourselves, the matescall him 'Cow', too... 221 00:26:14,361 --> 00:26:26,766 Comeoverhere... Tell us, son, do thecows possess logic? Yourfatherisa cow. This is too much, you rude! 222 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:32,408 Nowif you allowme, I'mgonna beat him up, teacher. Goahead, do that, Mr. Inspector, may yourhands be blessed... 223 00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:35,209 Comeoverhere, you nastyboy, you... 224 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:42,692 You lazy guy, you cow! Getto yourplace! Yourmother... All right? 225 00:26:47,654 --> 00:26:48,694 Sit down! 226 00:26:52,496 --> 00:27:00,659 Sorrytodisturb you teacher. Is thatyou Mahmut Beg? You see, Mr. Inspectorhonoured ourlesson. Mr. Inspector? 227 00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:11,623 Yes, Sir, Mr. Inspector... That'swhy I'm here teacher, Mr. Principalwanted to talkto Mr. Inspectorabouta serious matter. 228 00:27:21,346 --> 00:27:24,788 This time he'll be kicked outforsureand I'llgetrid of Shortythisway... 229 00:27:25,348 --> 00:27:35,392 You knowthe punishment of this behaviourisgetting outfrom school but I won'tpunish you... I understand thatyou're young... 230 00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:45,796 You havea rightto have fun and laugh, butyou have no rightto take advantageof the weaknessorhandicapsof a person and humiliate him... 231 00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:57,000 Especiallyif this person is your teacher... You'll understand in time whatthis means. Come on, go to yourlesson... 232 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:06,243 Writedown, fifth and last question; The geneticschemeof theevening flower. Alas, noneof usgottheanswerto thisquestion, what'llwedo? No idea... 233 00:28:07,564 --> 00:28:15,847 Beady, knowtheanswerto the last question? No talking, no looking leftand right, no bending down thedesks. 234 00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:17,847 Orl'lltakeaway yoursheets... Careful! 235 00:28:18,048 --> 00:28:22,249 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... Begin... 236 00:28:28,611 --> 00:28:35,414 Don'ttrytocheat... In my 30 yearsasa teachernever oncegot cheated and neitherwillget cheated in the future... 237 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:42,857 Nevergetscheated... Çetin... What's up? Send thesequestions to MotherHafize... 238 00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:29,194 What have you got, you sick? No, I'm not... Whyweara coat in thisweather? I'msick, Sir, I'mcold... Get bettersoon... 239 00:29:48,281 --> 00:29:51,362 Monariza... pull up yourfoot... 240 00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:06,448 Lookatthat! You Shorty... You've written the notes upsidedown, what the hellwill I do? Hush! Teacher's looking... You son of an ass... 241 00:30:07,328 --> 00:30:14,931 Bravo... Lookhowdiligently you're writing... So, when you learn, itworks. We worked a lot, teacher, didn't gettosleep, did we? 242 00:30:17,972 --> 00:30:21,414 Whatare you doing overthere? You see, got ink on myhands, teacher... 243 00:30:29,817 --> 00:30:31,217 Son of a dog! He'ssmoking... 244 00:31:08,751 --> 00:31:18,795 You... Me, teacher? Yes, you, put up yourhands, don'tmove, you swallowed something... Yes, Sir... I swallowed, a candy... 245 00:31:22,796 --> 00:31:31,920 Teacher, excuse me, I disturbed... Welcome Mahmut Beg... You'redoing a written test, I assume... Right, don'tmove! 246 00:31:34,881 --> 00:31:42,484 They got used tocheat in otherlessons, but I won't even letthem blinkan eye. In my 30 yearsof professional life not even one pupilcould cheatyet... 247 00:31:42,764 --> 00:31:51,647 Howdare they? Don'tmove. Teacher, I wish you a good lesson. Thanks... One whocan cheat in mylesson hasn't been born yet... 248 00:32:12,775 --> 00:32:18,737 And the beansaresodelicious... Teacher, aren'twe going toeat? I've told you nottocheat. 249 00:32:19,498 --> 00:32:28,581 Sir, I wonderhowmanydayscan a person go withoutfood? Threedays, I guess... Fine, then Shortywill bedead tomorrow... 250 00:32:31,062 --> 00:32:37,224 Ah! Mahmut Beg, couldn'tyou think of anyotherpunishment? They'lldieof hunger... What if theycheated? Forgive them... 251 00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:48,708 You stayout of this. No forgiving. They knowtheirguilty. Mysight isgrowing darkbyhunger. Keep yourself together, you'llgetrid of yourextra weight... 252 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:58,792 Can onegetsatiated with water? Don't drink too much, you'llgetthe runson hungrystomach... 253 00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:00,793 This Teacher Mahmutwill let us havea hard time... 254 00:33:02,474 --> 00:33:07,195 What'swith you, Fatty? You're frowning allthe time... I feelterrible. I'mso hungry, I could even eatyou... 255 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,196 I'lldeceive MotherHafizeand find something toeat. 256 00:33:09,996 --> 00:33:15,358 You, Domdom, turn it down, willyou... Kikirik, myson, music is food forthesoul, so listen and getyourstomach full... 257 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:28,723 Whatare you eating Þaban? Walnutflavoured sausage, roasted chickpea... I say, it's tasty. Myfather'ssent it. 258 00:33:28,763 --> 00:33:31,444 Give mea bit of it, then... No, lickyourtongue... I'llshowyou! 259 00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:39,007 Here... Awhole pot of rice... Good appetite... You're the motherof mothers, give mea cheek, then... Come on, don't defile meatthis late hour! 260 00:33:49,411 --> 00:34:01,376 What's this Ferit? Haven't I told you nottoeatat evenings? Think of yourstomach... Can oneeatatthis time, I wonder? 261 00:34:01,536 --> 00:34:03,616 Bettergive me thatpot. 262 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:17,221 Ferit... Ferit, wake up... Come on! Is heasleep? He is... LetthatCowsee, then, whatwe'lldo to him now... 263 00:34:20,343 --> 00:34:26,745 Aren'tyou asleep yet? We'redying of hunger... Before westealthe roasted chickpeasof Cow, wecan't go tosleep... Stealthem, do it... 264 00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:42,431 He'sasleep, isn't he? With his tummyfull, Cowpassed out. Come on, Baby. Come on, mycalf... 265 00:34:57,076 --> 00:34:59,037 Come on myCow... 266 00:35:03,799 --> 00:35:11,922 Fatty, fetch and eat... What'sCow's isours, a pig whodon't devour... Howfresh they are, myeyesare wide... Here, eatsome, too... 267 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,246 It'sdone... 268 00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:32,089 Stop... Givesome to us, myson... What's that? As if weopened a shop here. 269 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:35,091 Eat less, savea little, getyourself some toothpaste. 270 00:35:35,131 --> 00:35:38,012 Don't getangrysosoon! As if we'd eaten yourtoothpaste! 271 00:35:38,572 --> 00:35:41,933 Come on, son, you're using the tapsincean hour. Justshaving. I thoughtweshaved atweekends. 272 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,374 Hey, kids look, who's here... 273 00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:52,697 Whatare you laughing atatthisearlyhour... I'm not awake yet, anyway. You'reso pretty, darling. 274 00:35:52,737 --> 00:35:56,699 Whatare you painting yourlipswith? Lookin the mirroryourself, you Lord of cucumbers. 275 00:35:58,099 --> 00:36:01,620 Which son of a bitch did this to me!? 276 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:06,742 Good morning mydearestÞaban... Morning... Whydon'tyou get up! It's breakfasttime... 277 00:36:06,742 --> 00:36:10,744 I don'twantto... I think, I'm ill, feeling a fatigueorsomething... 278 00:36:11,064 --> 00:36:21,228 I have fever. Cow'sgot ill, he'sgotfever. Letmesee. Myoh my. You sweated so much, the bed isallwet. 279 00:36:21,268 --> 00:36:23,749 Don'ttakeawaythecovers, you son of a bitch, I'mcold... 280 00:36:26,430 --> 00:36:27,990 Teacher Mahmut'son hisway... 281 00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:31,151 What's this? It'sso late, haven't been down to breakfastyet... 282 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:41,915 Wonderful, the junior'sstill in bed. Teacher, I can't get up. Why? Something seems to have happened in the night... 283 00:36:41,955 --> 00:36:43,916 I see! Whydramatizeso much? 284 00:36:43,956 --> 00:36:53,280 Firsttime? Firsttime, Sir... I seem to have peed... What, have you wetted yourself atthisage? Yes... 285 00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:38,216 Eatslowly, myson, you'llchoke. I won't. He's compensating forthe hungerlastnight, teacher. 286 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,937 True, but if you goon like this, you'llsuffermuch more from hunger. 287 00:37:41,017 --> 00:37:48,100 Butyou're too harsh, Sir. Am I? And how... Teacher, if you don'tmind, I'd asksomething. Goahead... 288 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:53,702 Why are you staying atschoolovernight, Sir? You don't like it, do you? 289 00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:56,703 You're right, sir. Don'tyou havea home, Sir? No. 290 00:37:57,103 --> 00:38:04,186 Sorry, Sir... Aren'tyou married orsomething? I'm not... I had nochance, neithertogetmarried, norto have kids. 291 00:38:06,507 --> 00:38:10,789 Butwhy, Sir? Because I spentmywhole life trying to makesomething out of guys like you. 292 00:38:11,229 --> 00:38:15,910 On topof that, I don't even knowif I did right orwrong? Come on, good appetite... 293 00:38:17,071 --> 00:38:20,992 Lookatthose roasted chickpeas! Each one likea hazelnut... That'swhattheycallfool's peas. 294 00:38:20,992 --> 00:38:23,993 Help yourself Þaban. These peasareShorty's... 295 00:38:24,474 --> 00:38:30,156 He's hidden them in hiscupboard. Stole them in theevening... So he hides them in thecupboard, does he? 296 00:38:30,196 --> 00:38:33,077 ...Traitor, letmeeatthem before theeyesof that cucumber... 297 00:38:33,117 --> 00:38:39,799 It'ssodelicious toeatfool's peas... You stole them from a fool, too? No! Stole them froma cow. 298 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,081 In this years knowledgecontest we're paired with a girls'college. 299 00:38:45,081 --> 00:38:48,042 God! Thegirls'recoming, bro... Lookatthat luck! We've made it... 300 00:38:48,082 --> 00:38:53,965 You thinkso... Teacher Mahmut haselected thecompetitors from thescienceclass... I don't believe this! 301 00:38:54,005 --> 00:38:56,165 Are you nuts? Every yearwe take partin thecontest... 302 00:38:56,205 --> 00:38:58,326 What does he thinkhe'sdoing, this Teacher Mahmut... 303 00:38:58,406 --> 00:39:02,288 Why are you mad atmeanyway? Goand solve yourproblemswith Teacher Mahmut. 304 00:39:03,528 --> 00:39:05,689 Kids! They'recoming thisway... 305 00:39:14,172 --> 00:39:15,773 What'llwedo now? 306 00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:20,775 Teacher Mahmut has burned us! 307 00:39:21,535 --> 00:39:29,298 Congratulations, we hearthat you're taking partin thecontest... 308 00:39:29,298 --> 00:39:32,299 Nodear, I don'tthinkthey'll makesuch a mistake... 309 00:39:33,219 --> 00:39:37,621 No way, they'resosmartkids... Aren'tthey? You hooligans you... 310 00:39:38,901 --> 00:39:45,304 Oneof the most beatifulexemplesof poetic meterin our poetryis master Yahya Kemal's thesilentship... 311 00:39:45,904 --> 00:39:54,107 If time hascome to liftanchorfrom thedays mefailün, mefailü... You tell us now... 312 00:39:59,229 --> 00:40:09,753 Aship leaves forth from this harbour... Ferit! Yes, Sir. What're you doing there? Letme hearyou read Yahya Kemal's thesilentship... 313 00:40:09,793 --> 00:40:21,477 I thinkyou're wrong, Sir... Hümeyra sings thesilentship. There's nosingercalled Yahya Kemal... 314 00:40:21,477 --> 00:40:21,517 MayGod punish you, you ass... Sit down! 315 00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:29,160 You read it Necmi... I will, Sir... Itseems, many a departed is 316 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:34,042 happywith theirplace, many a year passed by. Noone'scoming back... 317 00:40:34,082 --> 00:40:38,764 You immoralguy... Are we in a puborsomething? Sit down! May you getworse, you son of an ass... 318 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:41,765 Þaban, whatare you murmuring overthere? You get upand read it... 319 00:40:42,365 --> 00:41:00,052 Whatam I gonna read? Mefulu, mefailü... Kefalütlü, I'm itchy... Mefulü... There'ssomething on myback! Failüttün... 320 00:41:00,052 --> 00:41:07,414 I'llthinkaboutthe motherof thisShorty... Mefakülü... What have you put on myback, you guys? 321 00:41:07,454 --> 00:41:11,336 It's harmless... Ascorpion! There'sa scorpion on myback, Sir. 322 00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:18,859 What, a scorpion? Get out of thoseclothes... Undress... Itstung... Itstung I guess, I'mdying... Itstung me, Sir... 323 00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:31,463 Leave mefulü asideand get undressed son. Help him. Sir, this is justa horsefly... Letmesee... Nota horseflythough, a cowfly... 324 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:38,906 What's this! Wecan't enjoy a smokeanymore... Nevermind, myson, Kikirikiswatching thedoor... 325 00:41:39,786 --> 00:41:45,148 Kikirik, myson. What is it? Whatare you doing here? Watching thedoor, myson. Shut upand don'tfallasleep, 326 00:41:45,148 --> 00:41:49,150 He'llalmostfall into the holeof the john just because he'safraid... 327 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:55,472 And I willflush, thereby getting rid of you... Lookat here! The biggestwomanizerof ourclass. Wild man of mine... 328 00:41:55,552 --> 00:42:05,676 I'll havea smoke hereand read a letter. Don'twanttoget disturbed, understood? Gota letterfrom mysweetie, you see... 329 00:42:07,477 --> 00:42:09,958 Kids! Teacher Mahmut'son hisway, throwaway yoursmokes. 330 00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:57,295 Get out of there, whatare you up to? LookShorty... Stop pretending you're Mahmut, the bald. If I comeout, yourmother... 331 00:42:57,335 --> 00:43:02,577 Effendi... Put outthat cigarette... Haven't I told you nottosmoke? 332 00:43:02,617 --> 00:43:07,819 You cucumber, I only getfooled once. Letme read myletterin peace. 333 00:43:07,899 --> 00:43:17,903 I'm telling you toget outand blowoff that cigarette. Lookhowleisurelythe immoralguyis... 334 00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:20,904 Shorty you asked fortrouble... Teacher Mahmut! 335 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:25,306 Sit down. 336 00:43:30,668 --> 00:43:36,470 These kidscame up to meand told me, Sir, wedon't wantto take partin the knowledgecontest. 337 00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:44,153 I urged them to tellthe truth buttheydidn'tsay a word. Obviously you threatened yourfriends. 338 00:43:44,513 --> 00:43:50,355 I'masking again in yourpresence... Did thoseguys threaten you? No, Sir, theydidn't. 339 00:43:53,356 --> 00:43:59,959 These kidswillgo to thecontest. Don'ttryto put any pressureon them, this time I'll hurtyou worse. 340 00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:08,842 Look. At 5o'clocksharp, we'll meetatthe pier. All right? Yourholywarmaybe blessed fellows... 341 00:44:09,562 --> 00:44:17,285 We'll breakschoolon such a waythat it will be up to the fameof the Hababam Class. 342 00:44:17,325 --> 00:44:21,167 LetTeacher Mahmutsee the Hababam Class... Attention! Ready! March forward! 343 00:44:21,247 --> 00:44:31,130 Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellooow... 344 00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:36,252 Platoon stop... And maywe knowwhere you aregoing? Open thedoor, Veysel Effendi... 345 00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:40,374 ...with theordersof Mahmut Hodja, we'reon ourwaytosalute the president of Uganda. 346 00:44:40,454 --> 00:44:48,457 We hearand obey. Attheceremonystamp your feetwell, kids. Letmesee you. Ready! March! 347 00:44:48,857 --> 00:45:03,903 Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellooow... 348 00:45:05,223 --> 00:45:22,429 Sit down. I listen and don't herea word. Howwas thesaying? If you can't beatthem, join them... See howMahmut Beg got on with you? 349 00:45:22,990 --> 00:45:28,472 God bless you, Mahmut Beg, you surecalmed down that Hababam Class... Sir, I haven't doneanything. 350 00:45:28,512 --> 00:45:31,473 What elseshould you do, just listen to thesilence... 351 00:45:31,513 --> 00:45:37,115 It'sas if they're notatschool... Thanks to you we're having a peacefultime. Theyneverweresosilent in the past. 352 00:45:38,075 --> 00:45:44,558 Mahmut Beg. Goon teacher. I suspectthe Hababam Class isn'tat its place. I don't understand... 353 00:45:44,598 --> 00:45:47,559 I swear, I checked thedeskswith myhand and couldn'tfind a soul. 354 00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:53,001 Welcome you lions... Was ita nice walk? Hasn'tTeacher Mahmut inquired about us? No... 355 00:45:53,921 --> 00:46:00,284 I told him he had sentthe kids to meetthe president of whoknowswhat, and he told me, hedid. 356 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:02,284 Whyhasn't hecome to meet us, then? 357 00:46:02,564 --> 00:46:07,886 We're upagainsta newtrick of Teacher Mahmut, bros. Stayfirm. He's insulted us... 358 00:46:14,089 --> 00:46:16,610 Look, Teacher Mahmut'son thestairs... 359 00:46:21,852 --> 00:46:28,774 Welcome... And have you seen the president of Uganda, kids? How's hedoing? Hesentyou his regards, Sir. 360 00:46:28,774 --> 00:46:36,817 Thank you. So today you had much fresh airand fun. Of course, there's gonna be a price forthis. The weekend allallowancesarecancelled... 361 00:46:38,538 --> 00:46:43,580 Lookatthat! All peopleareout having fun. Wish I'd beon thatship, too. 362 00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:50,382 There, give me those binoculars. Look, somestrangersareescorting theirgirlfriends... 363 00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:55,544 Folksare moving outto Kadiköy and we're heredozing away. Though luck! 364 00:46:55,584 --> 00:47:02,587 Imagine, with thegirl hanging in yourarm, you're wandering... I wasgoing to thediscoand Osman was... 365 00:47:02,627 --> 00:47:05,268 ...bringing in 3girls... Nowhe's leftalone likea stock... 366 00:47:05,348 --> 00:47:10,590 Lastweekthis time I wasgoing to the island. If nothing else, I feelsorryforthe footballgame. 367 00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:13,591 You cruelwoman, why'd you make me waitfor3 hours in Taksimsquare? 368 00:47:13,991 --> 00:47:18,433 Whatare you writing, you Cow? Writing a letterto mysweetheart. 369 00:47:18,993 --> 00:47:24,875 What is this you Groom? Atthisearlyhour. Today I must getawayforsure, poorgirlwould die worrying. 370 00:47:25,515 --> 00:47:33,758 And myhead'scracking forlack of a smoke... It's nineo'clock, and you'restill in bed like the wretched... Get up forbreakfast. Come on. 371 00:47:33,798 --> 00:47:38,280 Wecan't eata bite MotherHafize. We'lldieof hunger. ThiswayTeacher Mahmutwill be rid us. 372 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,002 ForGod'ssake, what kind of talkis this? We have nocigarettes, if wedon'tsmokeaftereating, we'lldie. 373 00:47:43,002 --> 00:47:46,803 That'swhywedon't eat... If you get uscigarettes, we'lleat. 374 00:47:46,843 --> 00:47:53,086 If wedon'tsmoke, wedie. They'llgivea heartattack... All right... I'llgoand getsome... 375 00:48:37,502 --> 00:48:44,305 MyGod sanctifyMotherHafize, yourfaithful servant in this universe. Amen! 376 00:48:44,345 --> 00:48:48,306 Protect us from theevilof our vice principal, Mahmut, the bald. 377 00:48:48,346 --> 00:48:53,548 Deliverhimapartfrom ussoon... Amen! 378 00:48:54,429 --> 00:48:58,110 Inhale forthespirit of thecruel Bald... Inhaleand let yourlungscelebrate... 379 00:48:58,110 --> 00:49:01,191 Lookatthis, this Bald has turned us into mice... 380 00:49:01,831 --> 00:49:06,233 Slowdown you dudes! We'llget caught... Noonecan catch us in thisattic. 381 00:49:08,034 --> 00:49:12,755 Theonlything you've left is to fire theschool... You won'tsmoke, haven't I told you so?! 382 00:49:13,196 --> 00:49:20,238 We'readdicted to it, Sir, what can wedo... We got used to it once, Sir... Yes, they're used to it... 383 00:49:21,679 --> 00:49:26,681 If I don'tsmoke I suffera nervous breakdown, Sir... It'seasyson, we'lltake you to the madhouse. 384 00:49:27,641 --> 00:49:32,123 If you turn thisShortyto the madhouse, I'llgive upsmoking, Sir, it'sa promise... 385 00:49:34,403 --> 00:49:37,124 Who brought you thesecigarettes? 386 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:44,407 Who broughtthem, I'msaying? I'llfind him. 387 00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:52,930 Where's Ferit kids? 388 00:49:55,331 --> 00:50:02,174 I asked you something... He'ssickin bed... He is indeed! I brought up his meal, but hedidn't eat it, he had fever... 389 00:50:02,214 --> 00:50:06,816 So he'ssick! Are you sick, too? 390 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:15,419 So you're talking to your teacher. What have I done to you kids? 391 00:50:15,419 --> 00:50:18,300 You ran awayfromschool, as if you were joking... 392 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:23,542 Should I greetyou? Don't lookatmeas if I werean enemy! 393 00:50:24,382 --> 00:50:28,544 All mylife my pupils looked atme thisway I'm used to it... 394 00:50:29,384 --> 00:50:35,026 I, on theotherside, tried to teach them beatifulthings, tried toshowthem the rightway. 395 00:50:35,786 --> 00:50:40,548 Butwhen I lookback, I see that I haven't been thatsuccessful. 396 00:50:40,988 --> 00:50:44,750 Mywhole life I exeusted bybeing banned fromone cornerof Anatolia toanother... 397 00:50:45,230 --> 00:50:51,872 Everytime I punished a pupilfora wrong hedid I was faced eitherwith an intolerant, prominentparent... 398 00:50:52,553 --> 00:50:56,394 Ora man fromadministration who told me I had gone too far. 399 00:50:57,434 --> 00:51:03,837 Whereasall I wanted was this kids learning responsibility and doing theirtask. 400 00:51:04,637 --> 00:51:11,880 Itwasenough forme to be happy. But it didn't happen... I wasted mylife fornothing... 401 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:19,042 It's hard forme toconfess I waswrong atthisage... Myremaining days... 402 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:27,246 I willspend bytrying to teach my pupils, that's you, the wrightand the beautiful, just like before. 403 00:51:28,006 --> 00:51:30,887 Even if I don't haveanyhope... 404 00:51:32,247 --> 00:51:37,329 Whydid you run away, son? Lookatyou, people willthinkthat dogsgotyou... 405 00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:47,853 Why? I thinkyou have yourreasons. Yes, Sir. Tell me then. I can't... 406 00:51:48,413 --> 00:51:52,975 If you tell, I'llforgive you. I understand, but I can't, Sir. 407 00:51:53,015 --> 00:51:58,017 Verywell... Myhandsare bound... Tilltheend of term, yourleavesarecancelled... 408 00:51:58,377 --> 00:52:03,859 On saturdaysand sundays you'll keep mecompany... I'll run away again, Sir, I have to... 409 00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,860 And I have to keep you from running away, son... 410 00:52:07,581 --> 00:52:14,543 Lookhowhandsome hegot... Give itto me, please... Feritthisdoesn't looklike you atall, man. 411 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:16,544 Like mother, likeson... 412 00:52:17,824 --> 00:52:24,707 Howhe'sgrown since lasttime... He's 5 monthsold... Now, is thischild yours, then? 413 00:52:24,787 --> 00:52:28,188 Of course, mine, whoelse's... I pitythe poorgirl! Say, an accident happened, 414 00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:31,189 she's married a cucumberlike that, at least don't getanykids! 415 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:35,031 MayGod punish you... Don'tpoke you nose into things you don't understand... 416 00:52:35,031 --> 00:52:37,032 Yourfatherdoesn't knowaboutthe kid, does he? 417 00:52:37,032 --> 00:52:39,633 What kid? Hedoesn't even know I'm married... 418 00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:47,595 Attention! Thecommander's here... Beseated. Putawaythe books... 419 00:52:47,595 --> 00:52:51,597 Come up with thesheets, I'lldoa written test... 420 00:52:52,197 --> 00:52:57,319 Sir! If neccessarywe'llgaldly give up ourlives forourcountry... 421 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:04,962 We, who are theoffspring of a generation coming from KaziOsman Pasha, Plovdiv... 422 00:53:05,002 --> 00:53:07,963 Zeytinburnu, Prince's Islands, Moda... 423 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:19,527 Wecoming froma generation from its nose... Come on, cry you rascal! Cry... Don'twaste yourtime, I'lldo the test... Bring outthesheets... 424 00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:25,970 We'resuch a generation, that... Such a generation has neverbeen witnessed. 425 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:29,971 Shut up, you and yourgeneration... Whateveryou do, I won't give up the test... 426 00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:32,732 I promised to Teacher Mahmut... Bring outthesheets... 427 00:53:33,573 --> 00:53:37,374 This yearspring'scomeearly... From nowon we'll have thegymnastics lessonsout in thegarden... 428 00:53:37,414 --> 00:53:39,335 That'll be nice, Sir... 429 00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:49,699 What kind of an outfit is this Hafize Khanum? It's the kidsseem to havea show... What's itto you. 430 00:53:49,699 --> 00:53:52,700 Theycouldn'tfind a woman, so theytell me to playthe role. 431 00:53:54,020 --> 00:54:00,183 What kind of a showis it? Historicalshow... What do you play? I'm the wifeof Mahmut IV, the bald... 432 00:54:02,423 --> 00:54:07,825 His Exellency, ourSultan, ourSir, Mahmut, the bald hasdecreed... 433 00:54:07,865 --> 00:54:16,309 Is thisso, what has His Highnessdecreed then? Whoeversmokes tobacco in public, he be beheaded... 434 00:54:16,909 --> 00:54:25,872 OurSultan hasgone too far... Smokeon gentlemen, smoke... Hey! You bachelors... Don'tyou feelembarrassed, ashamed? 435 00:54:27,273 --> 00:54:33,195 In the Presenceof a shrewd and bald Sultan, Mahmutyou dare tosmoke tobacco. 436 00:54:33,195 --> 00:54:35,796 Don'tyou letmybald head getangry, beware! 437 00:54:35,836 --> 00:54:41,558 Even if you get into the holeof the john, or hide in theattic, I'llcatch you... 438 00:54:43,519 --> 00:54:50,041 What is it kids? Sir, we'regetting readyfortheshowat theend of the term... Whatare thesecigarettes in yourhands? 439 00:54:50,561 --> 00:54:54,803 You knowSir, there'sa Sultan in historywho forbadesmoking. It's himwe're rendering. 440 00:54:54,843 --> 00:55:01,485 I see... Are you theSultan? Yes, I'm Mahmut Fourth, the Bald. 441 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:09,608 I like yourpreparing a historicalspectacle... But in the Ottoman Empire there is nosuch Sultan as Mahmutthe Fourth. 442 00:55:11,249 --> 00:55:17,691 Theone forbidding thecigarette is Muratthe Forth... Moreover, Muratthe Fourth wasn't bald... 443 00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:20,893 All right? Do you agree? 444 00:55:21,453 --> 00:55:27,015 Let's testyourhistorical knowledge then... Takeoff thesheets... 445 00:55:31,457 --> 00:55:35,818 Question 1 Theepoch of Muratthe Fourth... 446 00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:52,464 Whereare you throwing it, you rascal! Cow, a girl hascomeasking foryou. 447 00:55:52,504 --> 00:55:56,146 You say, a girl hascome? Don'tputmeon... I swear, she'swaiting foryou... 448 00:55:56,226 --> 00:56:01,508 Where isshe? We've hidden herin the back garden. She waited in Taksim, when you didn'tshowup, 449 00:56:01,948 --> 00:56:04,429 Take me to mydarling, quick... Come on... Walk... 450 00:56:14,152 --> 00:56:21,075 Where is mydarling, then? Hiding behind us... Getawayfrom thegirl. Leave mealone with mydarling... 451 00:56:21,555 --> 00:56:24,476 He's right, kids. Let's leave himalone with hisdarling... 452 00:56:27,437 --> 00:56:28,078 You Shorty... 453 00:56:28,798 --> 00:56:39,202 Muratthe Fourth did 2attacks to Persia... Writecarefully. With Revan Campaign, being the 1st, East Anatolia 454 00:56:40,002 --> 00:56:46,284 Bagdad Campaign, being the 2nd... Groom, myson, you're dictating word byword, butwillTeacher Mahmutnotfind thisout? 455 00:56:46,284 --> 00:56:49,966 Let him find out, it's better! He won't beable to prove itand getmad... 456 00:56:50,326 --> 00:56:55,048 But howwillyou change whatwe're writing with theactualtestsheet? You just leave itto me... 457 00:57:40,305 --> 00:57:43,786 Look, sitsilentlytillthecontest'sover, OK? Afterwardswe'llcomeand solve the problems... 458 00:57:44,346 --> 00:57:50,909 I gotthem fromAto K... And I gotthem from Kto Z, don't let us blowit. Mymy, what uproaris this? There'sa party upstairs. 459 00:57:52,029 --> 00:57:56,271 Theycrammed us in here, and are rallying upstairs... The job'sgetting started... You ready? Weare... 460 00:57:57,751 --> 00:58:00,912 Worthyteachersand dearpupils... 461 00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:11,836 Welcome to theannual knowledge contestforcolleges... 462 00:58:12,597 --> 00:58:16,798 I'm inviting thegirls'college team to thestage 463 00:58:32,764 --> 00:58:34,645 And now I'm inviting the boys'college team... 464 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:43,328 Hababam... bam. Bam. Bam. 465 00:58:56,453 --> 00:59:01,655 I take ityou knowthe rulesof thecontest... WedoSir... We too, Sir... 466 00:59:01,695 --> 00:59:09,098 We'restarting thecontest. First, thequestion of the boys'college... Worth 20 points. 467 00:59:09,138 --> 00:59:12,099 Who is Ibrahim, the Printer, what did heachieve? You got 30seconds... 468 00:59:12,419 --> 00:59:21,062 Goon, find it... Ibrahim the Printeris the founderof the Turkish pressand he broughtthe firstprinting machine to Turkey... Exectly... 469 00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:28,985 Ibrahim the Printeris the firstTurkish printer. He imported the firstprinting machine. And he founded a paperfactoryin Yalova. 470 00:59:29,025 --> 00:59:34,907 Apartfrom that he worked as translatorforHungarian King Rakuciwhoapplied forasylum to the Turks... 471 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:38,069 Yourexplanation issatisfactory. You got 20 points... 472 00:59:41,230 --> 00:59:48,953 Those who wantmore information can lookup page 1912, section 3of the magazine, Historyof theOttomans, M'am... 473 00:59:50,433 --> 00:59:53,754 Forward... Hababam... 474 00:59:56,235 --> 00:59:58,596 And now I'm reading thequestion of thegirls'college... 475 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:08,760 The humof thespeakers is intolerable! The voiceof girls isshrillthat'swhy. I wonderif thegirlsare pretty... 476 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:14,202 I don'tthinkso... Theyfailed! Getready! Howmanymeters make up 1 mile? I gotthe letterM... 477 01:00:14,202 --> 01:00:17,763 1 mile 1609 meters... Correct... 478 01:00:19,484 --> 01:00:25,046 In addition to that, 1 mile is 5280foot, and 1 square mile is 2590square kilometers, M'am. 479 01:00:25,086 --> 01:00:29,048 That question isover. Extra knowledgedoesn't doanyharm, M'am. 480 01:00:35,490 --> 01:00:42,853 What is thecapitolof SaudiArabia? Mecca... Wrong... Thecorrectansweris Riad... Yourquestion... 481 01:00:44,093 --> 01:00:54,137 What is theothernameof X rays? Whodiscovered them? Speakup, Domdom, nothing's heard... 482 01:00:54,177 --> 01:00:59,819 I didn't hear, did you saysomething? No... Thesound isgone forgood, bro, I don't hearanything... 483 01:01:00,379 --> 01:01:10,183 Muddle through, Cow... Sir, Roentgen isan apparatuswhich shows peoples' inside... There'ssomething elsecalled voyeurism, of course... 484 01:01:10,223 --> 01:01:13,184 Roentgen... Therearea lot of voyeuristsaround... 485 01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,106 Yourtime is up, nocorrectanswer... Nevermind. 486 01:01:19,306 --> 01:01:25,709 What isSama? It'sa ritualwhich Mevlevi Dervishes perform byrotating. Correct... 487 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:38,874 Who is the president of Zaire? Whythe hellare you looking atme? Am I the president of Zaire? 488 01:01:40,034 --> 01:01:46,957 The president of Zaire is... Muhammad AliClay... Clay... Yes... Incorrect... 489 01:01:46,997 --> 01:01:52,439 Yourquestion... Are you sleeping guys, we'rescrewing up... 490 01:01:52,479 --> 01:01:57,480 Whodiscovered penicillin and in the treatment of which diseases is itapplied? 491 01:01:57,761 --> 01:02:00,682 Can you hearanything? No... We're blown... 492 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:03,723 Don't get demoralised, fixit. Where have you putthecurrencychecker? 493 01:02:03,723 --> 01:02:10,325 Teacher Mahmut... Getawayfrom there! Letme havea look... 494 01:02:14,287 --> 01:02:21,569 Lindberg, he's the firsttocross the Atlantic in a plane for2... Correct, with thatyourpoints rise to 130... 495 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:29,372 What'sglucose? You said glucose, haven'tyou? Was it glucose you said? 496 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:39,256 All right, teacher, itworks. Itworks... Hypnotism is theartof making peoplesleep bysuggestion. 497 01:02:39,296 --> 01:02:42,257 Correct! I kindly askyou to add another10 points up there. 498 01:02:45,298 --> 01:02:51,701 No need forovationsdearies, we'reonlytrying to live up to yourfavour. 499 01:02:51,741 --> 01:02:54,702 Look, Teacher Mahmut isn'tat his place... Becareful... 500 01:02:55,662 --> 01:03:01,384 Ok, don'tworry, just do yourjob... Thus the boys'collegegotfirst of it'sgroup... 501 01:03:07,707 --> 01:03:12,949 Sit down... Good morning... Good morning, Sir 502 01:03:18,231 --> 01:03:24,833 I congratulate you forthe forgery and bullying you demostrated atthe knowledgecontest. 503 01:03:25,633 --> 01:03:30,715 Wecongratulate you, too, Sir... Forrepairing theequipment... I did ittosave the honourof ourschool... 504 01:03:30,755 --> 01:03:39,038 ...nottoconformwith you. I haven'ttold anything to the principalyet. Itwould make nodifferenceeven if you did, Sir. 505 01:03:40,119 --> 01:03:46,001 Hecan't kickusout... From9 liras perperson weamountto the added sumof 235thousand Lira... Let'schange thissubject! 506 01:03:48,362 --> 01:03:55,925 As to the punismentforyourwrongdoings... The leavesof allof you arecancelled tilltheend of term... 507 01:03:55,965 --> 01:03:58,926 Thus you will keepcompanyto Ferit and meon the weekends... 508 01:03:59,446 --> 01:04:07,409 If we nowcome to the written test I did theotherday... Have read them, Sir? I thinkyou havechanged the papers... 509 01:04:08,369 --> 01:04:16,372 Butas you didn't get caught, the test is valid. I marked 10forthe wholeclass... Thank you, Sir... 510 01:04:16,852 --> 01:04:24,055 ButÞaban picked a 2... Why, Sir, I alsocopied the book verbally. Butyou've missed 4commas... 511 01:04:25,016 --> 01:04:29,057 I don't believe this, oris ita dream? 512 01:04:29,097 --> 01:04:35,099 Hafize Khanum... You're theonly person who's gotthe keyto this room, aren'tyou? Yes, Sir 513 01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:39,061 From nowon, I'll keep it... Understood? It'sobeyed, Mr. VicePrincipal. 514 01:04:39,101 --> 01:04:42,062 Thisway you won't beable to change the testsheetsagain... 515 01:04:42,102 --> 01:04:47,424 I swear, Mr. Vice principal... Shut up, don'tswear... I knowyou'vedone it. 516 01:04:47,464 --> 01:04:53,466 You broughtthem thecigarettes, too. Are you awareof the harm you done to these kids? 517 01:04:53,986 --> 01:04:57,788 I won't do itagain, Sir... I repent. Maymyhands have been broken that I didn't complywith them. 518 01:04:57,828 --> 01:04:59,788 I'll kickyou out of thisschool... 519 01:04:59,828 --> 01:05:07,511 I'll kiss yourhandsand feet, Mr. Vice principal... Don'ttake meawayfrom mykids, I can't do withoutthem. I promise, I won't even go nearthem... 520 01:05:08,752 --> 01:05:15,194 I have to let you knowwith regrets, son. Yourfather senta letter. Hesays his businessdeteriorated a lot lately... 521 01:05:15,234 --> 01:05:25,038 Does this mean myfatherhasn'tpaid theschoolfee? Yes... Actually I could manage you tilltheend of term butthe business isgoing downhill, anyway... 522 01:05:25,478 --> 01:05:30,440 So whatwill happen Mr. Principal? You'll leave theschooltomorrow... 523 01:05:35,802 --> 01:05:39,443 Thatmeans, if ourfee isdelayed fora month, the bosswillthrowusoutthedoor... 524 01:05:39,483 --> 01:05:43,485 Myfatherdoesn't delaythe paymentfora singleday, I hope it got hung up in the post orsomething, that I might getthrown out. 525 01:05:43,685 --> 01:05:47,446 Theythrowoutpupilswho learn, and people like you and meare kept byforce... 526 01:05:50,527 --> 01:05:55,169 What's that? You immediatelystarted to packup... What's theshit? In a hurry? 527 01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:58,891 The bosssaid, I should leave theschooltomorrow... Nevermind, you're rid of itall... 528 01:05:58,971 --> 01:06:03,932 I wish itwasourlastnight, too... Actually I'm sadderthat I'll beawayfrom you... 529 01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:13,536 That'sallthe money I got, enjoyit Beady... 530 01:06:18,218 --> 01:06:24,980 Itamounts to608 Lira and 75 Kurush... Shameon us! Lookatthecash coming out of the pocketsof the legendaryHababam Class. 531 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:28,502 Youra masterof vileness, why are you still, ShortyEffendi 532 01:06:28,542 --> 01:06:37,105 The brainsof theson of an assareon holiday... Kids, I found a solution; we'llcollecttributes... 533 01:06:37,145 --> 01:06:42,107 May you live long with yourbrains... The Hababam Classcashes in tributes, anything against it? 534 01:07:03,795 --> 01:07:09,717 So nowyourupto banditry? I'llshowyou howtributesare collected. You would begangsters... Tell me, whydid you do this? 535 01:07:10,477 --> 01:07:18,080 Notasa hobby, Sir... So! Whata pity! You didn't do itasa hobby, did you, I'msorryforyou. Itmeans you needed money. 536 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:27,043 Tell me, whydid you do this? Wecan'ttellyou the reason, Sir. 537 01:07:28,324 --> 01:07:32,766 Have you heard what happened Mahmut Beg? Yes, Mr. Principal. I was just doing an investigation on the issue. 538 01:07:33,006 --> 01:07:39,928 Theytookfrom thisguy100 Lira by force. And theybeat him up because he resisted. Supposedlytheywanted tocollecttheschoolfeeof theirmate... 539 01:07:40,528 --> 01:07:49,692 I don't get it. The issue isclearnevertheless, Mr. Principal. Leave the rest upon me. Teach those hooligansa lesson Mahmut Beg... 540 01:07:50,212 --> 01:07:57,695 Beating upsomeone in theschool, robbing people, letthem knowwat itamounts to... And you, wait outside forme... 541 01:08:02,657 --> 01:08:10,940 So you werecollecting the moneyforyourfriend to leave theschool. Whyhaven'tyou told me? Wedidn'twantto humiliateourfriend, Sir... 542 01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,261 Is thatso! 543 01:08:19,943 --> 01:08:25,425 Puta smileon yourfaces! Whydo you frown as if in a funeral? Can one laugh forcibly, you cucumber? 544 01:08:25,425 --> 01:08:29,307 Whydon'tyou smilea little instead of telling us... 545 01:08:32,908 --> 01:08:42,592 Is this the waysend himaway... Shortlybeforegetting his diploma. Where's Beady? He wentto kiss the hand of Teacher Mahmut... 546 01:08:43,552 --> 01:08:46,033 He'll be backshortly... 547 01:08:52,435 --> 01:08:58,838 Beady... OK, so long... I'm not going... You're not going? No, Teacher Mahmut has paid mytuition. Teacher Mahmut? 548 01:09:00,158 --> 01:09:03,439 Letmesee... What is it Ferit? 549 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:10,002 Sir, I came to thankforwhatyou did forBeady. Thank you so much... 550 01:09:11,242 --> 01:09:13,163 OK. 551 01:09:14,523 --> 01:09:22,646 Sir... What is itthis time? There'sa girl, Sir... I know... One could tellthe way you climbed the walls... It's not like that, Sir. 552 01:09:24,047 --> 01:09:27,648 I'm married... What? Married? 553 01:09:28,849 --> 01:09:36,612 Yes... Besides, myfamilydoesn't know. If my fatherknew, he'd refuse me. 554 01:09:36,612 --> 01:09:40,493 Whydid you tell me then? Don't know, I thoughtyou'd understand. 555 01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:46,375 Does herfamilyknow? She has no relatives, Sir. Howdoessheearns herlife? She works in a company... 556 01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:51,057 She found a woman who takes careof the kid during theday. 557 01:09:51,137 --> 01:09:59,020 The kid, you said? Yes, Sir, I havea daughter, too... 5 monthsold... So you also havea child. What have you done, son? 558 01:09:59,060 --> 01:10:06,063 I love her, Sir... All right, you haveallowance fortoday... Sir, I didn'ttellthese things togeta leave... Are you againstme? 559 01:10:07,943 --> 01:10:18,307 Hoorah, hey... Ah! Now... Tomorrow's too late... Now, at once. 560 01:10:21,668 --> 01:10:26,910 Why you laughing, guys? Forget it, I won't get dressed asa woman. To hellwith yourshow... 561 01:10:26,950 --> 01:10:29,912 Itwasso beatiful! Why are you sosour? 562 01:10:30,472 --> 01:10:35,914 Whydid thisShortylaugh, then? If thisguylaughs, there'ssomething in it... I swear, there's nothing in it... 563 01:10:35,954 --> 01:10:39,395 I laughed, because I liked it... I don't understand, I won't be a woman... 564 01:10:39,395 --> 01:10:41,396 If you like itso much, be mywife then... Whata Cowyou are! 565 01:10:41,476 --> 01:10:43,116 Groom, lookatthatnow! 566 01:10:46,118 --> 01:10:49,079 What's in this basket? Has thesisterin lawsentmeatballs? 567 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:52,040 Don't letmestartfrom the meatballsof thesisterin law! 568 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:55,041 I see, you'vegot beaten by yourwife... 569 01:10:56,441 --> 01:11:02,124 This isa babycrying! Baby? Now, whydid you bring herhere? 570 01:11:02,564 --> 01:11:10,887 Mywife had things todo in Izmir, I had to bring herhere... No maid? The woman ran away. She found the wages too low... 571 01:11:11,447 --> 01:11:16,129 Payme the wages, and see how I takecareof you... No time to joke, Cow... 572 01:11:16,169 --> 01:11:20,170 Couldn'tyou leave herwith the neighbours upstairs? Wecouldn't, theirkid'sgotmumps... 573 01:11:20,210 --> 01:11:26,293 Whydo you askthesegod damned questions? If I had anychance, do you think I'd broughtthis trouble here? 574 01:11:26,613 --> 01:11:30,574 Howlong does yourwife stayin Izmir? 3days... 575 01:11:30,574 --> 01:11:37,497 Don't lookatme like fools! We'lltakecareof herfor3days, no use... 576 01:11:37,537 --> 01:11:40,018 Whyisshecrying Ferit? Howdo I know... 577 01:11:40,098 --> 01:11:48,861 Ah sweetie, letme takecareof you, Come on... don't crydearie. Whata sweetthing this is... 578 01:11:49,621 --> 01:11:53,423 You'llsurelycause me to havea heartattack, I swear, you'll be mycauseof death... 579 01:11:53,463 --> 01:11:57,104 Hush! Would we wake you up if itwasn't important. 580 01:11:57,184 --> 01:12:03,546 Tell me what it is, I'llcollapse right here... God beware... We're up tosomething, you can neverguess. 581 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:09,949 Here, takea lookyourself... And what is this? Ooo, myGod punish you all... 582 01:12:09,989 --> 01:12:14,911 So you did this, too. Whodid you get thiscrackerfrom? You fithy guys! 583 01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:20,073 Come on, keep yourmouth shut, MotherHafize, I haveenough troublesallready... 584 01:12:20,113 --> 01:12:23,074 Don'ttell me it's yours? Yes, she's mydaughter... 585 01:12:23,154 --> 01:12:26,995 I wonderwhich fairmaiden you hurt, you gotwild and acquired thisone in return... 586 01:12:26,995 --> 01:12:30,797 DearMother, this babyis from Ferit's rightfulwife... 587 01:12:30,837 --> 01:12:39,720 Rightfulwife? Really? Dearie... You're notputting meon, are you? I brought herto kiss yourhand. 588 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:45,842 No tricks, doesone takea babyfrom hermother in the middleof the nightand take herto kissa hand? 589 01:12:45,842 --> 01:12:51,524 There'ssomething to it... There is! Hermotherwentto Izmir. Myoh my! Mybaby. 590 01:12:51,564 --> 01:12:56,446 She'swetted herself. She'llgetnappy rash and won't beable tosleep till morning... 591 01:12:56,486 --> 01:13:03,609 I'lldoanything if you help me... We have to hide herhere for3days. And we'lldo whateverwecan... I'llclean herup... 592 01:13:03,649 --> 01:13:06,930 I won't give heraway... Don'tworry... I'lltakecareof herand also hide her... 593 01:13:06,970 --> 01:13:14,773 Ali Eraslan come here... Tell usabout philosophy and society... All right, Sir... 594 01:13:16,374 --> 01:13:20,415 Everyhuman being is born intoa society, grows up, and becomesa memberof it... 595 01:13:20,455 --> 01:13:22,416 ...Because the philosopherisa memberof thesociety also... 596 01:13:22,456 --> 01:13:28,378 He'sa certain partof the lawand ethics rules of the religion to which headheres... Ferit look... 597 01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:33,780 Whatshall I do, Mr. Principal hascalled... I'llcomeand take herbefore the lessonsover. 598 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:37,862 Whydid you stop, myson, continue... Mmm, I wasastonished, Sir... 599 01:13:37,902 --> 01:13:42,823 Between the philosophywhich isa product of his thinking of the philosopherand thesocietyin which he'sgrown up, there'sa deep tie... 600 01:13:42,904 --> 01:13:49,626 Societyisa cultural being which comes to being in socialestablishments likesociety, religion, language, rights, habits, lawand economy, Sir... 601 01:13:51,187 --> 01:13:59,510 Bravo, you've learnt it byheart... Sit down, 10. Thank you, Sir 322Ferit! Sir, todayFerit is notpresent... 602 01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:12,715 323Þaban... Me! Yes, Sir, I'mcoming, I'm here... Let us hear... Mentaland spiritual health in kids... 603 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:20,397 Sir, kidsgrowup in 3differentways... Somegrowupat home, some in dormitories, yet others in classes... 604 01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:29,081 Helllto the weeping babies! Whataredoing, son, are you crazy! You turned this place intoa kindergarten. 605 01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:51,769 Take it easy, kids... Thank you, Sir... You'recoming thisevening, Sir, aren'tyou? 606 01:14:51,809 --> 01:14:52,770 Of course, I'mcoming... We'vegotsomegood numbers, Sir... 607 01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:57,091 Don't give themaway yet, so we'llenjoythem. Has it got easy yet? It'sallreadydone, Sir... 608 01:15:02,133 --> 01:15:06,775 Please take hera while, I got 40thousand otherjobs... Why are you moving yourbrowsand eyes?! 609 01:15:06,815 --> 01:15:10,496 I thought, you'd takecareof her, too... Take her. 610 01:15:10,576 --> 01:15:18,899 Letme have herHafize Khanum. Oneof the surprisesof tonight? Mychild, Sir... I'd told you... 611 01:15:19,099 --> 01:15:25,342 Whyisn'tshe with hermother? Hermotherwentto Izmir, Sir. The maiden ran away. 612 01:15:25,342 --> 01:15:28,063 She's leftwith me, I have noone to leave herto... 613 01:15:28,063 --> 01:15:33,625 What could I do? Howlong hasshe been in thisschool? 614 01:15:33,665 --> 01:15:38,667 Since yesterday. Hermother'scoming backin 2days. If you want, I'lltake the baby and leave, Sir. 615 01:15:38,707 --> 01:15:43,228 Out of question! I thought, If I run away fromschool, you'llgetangry. 616 01:15:43,268 --> 01:15:48,190 And there's no wayto leave the babybehind. You had a right decision, myson. 617 01:15:48,190 --> 01:15:53,512 Everybodywould do thesame in yourplace... No wayout. She'sgonna stay 2days in school. 618 01:15:55,353 --> 01:15:59,354 Estimated principal, worthyteachers, dearfriends. 619 01:16:02,436 --> 01:16:07,357 In 1 month's time we'll leavea whole term behind, with its sweetand notsosweetmemories. 620 01:16:07,397 --> 01:16:12,039 This recreationalevening has been prepared bythe pupilsof the Hababam Class. 621 01:16:12,079 --> 01:16:15,600 We wish you much fun atthis beautifulevening. 622 01:16:18,321 --> 01:16:24,524 And. The firstsurpriseof theevening... The winnersof the Eurovision Song Contest, theSweetGirls! 623 01:16:52,734 --> 01:17:00,617 Ah myheart I suffered a lot becauseof you, tell me what is thisstate you're in? I swear, you're insane. 624 01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:09,821 Thiscan't be, can one hitanotherlike this, it's like you'recrazy, I swear, you're insane. 625 01:17:10,261 --> 01:17:18,104 What if you sawhimsuddenly, is he the firstman you see? 626 01:17:18,144 --> 01:17:30,148 Bestill, don'letthem hearyou, I'lltear away you from mybosom... You're insane! 627 01:18:09,923 --> 01:18:14,325 MotherHafize they'recalling you fromdownstairs. Letme putthisone tosleep, I'll becoming. 628 01:18:15,605 --> 01:18:25,409 And now, before you, the beloved of the youth, the folkartist you missed allthese years, not Ali Riza Binboga, butÞaban theCow. 629 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:47,057 Freedomand peace will be what all people long fortomorrow 630 01:18:48,017 --> 01:18:57,141 Mother, Sister, Brother, mywife, myfriend, mybuddy. In thedays tocome, we'll be happier. 631 01:19:07,465 --> 01:19:23,831 Nocrying, but laughing. Noanimosity. Justfriendship. In thedays tocome, I'll be loving you. 632 01:19:29,553 --> 01:19:32,274 You sit heresilently, I'll be right back. 633 01:19:33,554 --> 01:19:37,156 And nowbefore you: The Hababam vocalgroup! 634 01:19:52,001 --> 01:20:03,645 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 635 01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:17,371 You lookand I'mawaytomorrow, you lookand I don't keep my promise. 636 01:20:17,411 --> 01:20:20,332 Maybe I'llcome, lookforyou and you'regone. 637 01:20:20,372 --> 01:20:27,935 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 638 01:20:31,656 --> 01:20:40,899 Don't leave today'sworktilltomorrow, nowis the time, make up yourmind... Lookhowthe world's turning, life's tooshort. 639 01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:49,022 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 640 01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:53,584 Stop thisscandal! 641 01:20:56,385 --> 01:20:58,746 And who's this? 642 01:21:00,747 --> 01:21:07,269 Theonlything missing in ourschool isan illegalchild. Bravo... Whoeverthischild belongs to, step forward... 643 01:21:08,710 --> 01:21:13,351 Thechild is mine! Of course, whoelse's. You viciousguy! 644 01:21:13,391 --> 01:21:17,793 What'sgoing on in theschool? And you don't have the faintest idea, Mahmut Beg, I'mdisappointed. 645 01:21:17,913 --> 01:21:24,516 You're wrong, I knowitall. Then, whyhaven't you told me? You wouldn't understand this. 646 01:21:24,636 --> 01:21:27,757 If an inspectorcomeand witness thisdisgrace, whatwould you tell him? 647 01:21:27,797 --> 01:21:29,758 Do you wantme toclose up theschool? 648 01:21:29,798 --> 01:21:33,039 I'm paying you thatsalarytocreateorder and discipline in theschool. 649 01:21:33,079 --> 01:21:39,721 You needn'tfrom nowon. Getyourself a helperwith a stick in his hand. This rascal isgonna leave myschoolat once. 650 01:21:39,761 --> 01:21:46,404 No. He'sgoing nowhere. Let'sdon'targue in front of the pupils. I saythe lastword in thisschool. 651 01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:52,886 And I decideaboutmattersconcerning the livesof the kids. You'regoing too far... Too far. 652 01:21:53,246 --> 01:21:55,767 I'm nota merchant. I'man educator... 653 01:22:02,810 --> 01:22:09,772 So, we'realmostsaved. When 15daysdo by, theytell, there's no moredanger. 654 01:22:10,413 --> 01:22:17,055 Allwellthat endswell. In life, there'sgetting old, too. And also retiring and sitting in a corner... 655 01:22:17,735 --> 01:22:23,778 Whatare you talking about, Teacher Mahmut, relax. You'vegota lot of time togo. 656 01:22:23,818 --> 01:22:27,379 Thedoctors tell me to retire. I don'tfeel likegoing on, anyway. 657 01:22:27,379 --> 01:22:32,901 Neitherhave I anyhope. Come on, Teacher Mahmut, in thisage you let us like the teachershipagain. 658 01:22:33,501 --> 01:22:40,824 It is, as if myeyessawbetter. You changed usall. Even the Hababam Class. 659 01:22:41,704 --> 01:22:45,786 Good morning, teacher, howare you? Thank you, doctor, I'm fine. 660 01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:49,787 You got importantvisitors. The facultyof medicine moved intoourhospital. 661 01:22:49,947 --> 01:22:55,470 Pardon me. ProfessorKayhan Oguz, Sir. I'mdelighted, Sir. Sir, haven'tyou recognized me? 662 01:22:56,310 --> 01:23:01,712 Pardon me, I couldn'trecall. Oguz, the lazyfrom thecollegeof Erzincan. 663 01:23:01,712 --> 01:23:05,713 Mmm... While trying toescapeoverthe wall, you felland broke yourarm. 664 01:23:07,794 --> 01:23:15,997 Exectly, Sir. You'rea pupilof mine, too? Yes, Collegeof Konya, Selim the Fancy. I remembered. Howdid you find me? 665 01:23:16,557 --> 01:23:20,879 The pupilsof the lastschoolyou worked in let us know. And we justwanted to wish you health. 666 01:23:20,879 --> 01:23:24,440 ...wesaid, if ourcolleagueallows, let usexemine our teacher, too. Thank you, kids. 667 01:23:32,283 --> 01:23:40,206 Come on, Hafize Khanum, welcome. I'm honoured. Be wellsoon... 668 01:23:41,047 --> 01:23:43,567 Thank you. Whydon'tyou sit down? Thank you. 669 01:23:54,852 --> 01:24:00,614 Theyheard it, you know... Outside, there's newpupilsof you. Can theycome? Of course, showthem in. 670 01:24:03,615 --> 01:24:09,177 Come, kids... Get well soon, Sir... 671 01:24:15,459 --> 01:24:21,902 The Hababam Class is here in itsentirety. Sir... We brought you these as present, Sir. 672 01:24:24,743 --> 01:24:32,946 Are these diplomas? You graduated all? Yes, Sir... You really gave me the mostprecious present... 673 01:24:35,627 --> 01:24:40,469 What's this hum? Can you stand up, Sir? Of course... 674 01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:53,153 Teacher Mahmut! 675 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:17,643 And who are they? Your future pupils, Sir.