1 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:17,363 Today you are full-fledged ensigns. 2 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:21,469 Three months ago, you assembled here from all walKs of life, -... 3 00:02:21,569 --> 00:02:24,589 ...field, f actory, office and college. 4 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:28,648 Each of you Knew what the fighting was about. 5 00:02:28,809 --> 00:02:33,869 Each of you Knew that the American way of life must be defended. 6 00:02:33,969 --> 00:02:40,647 From here on, your education must continue in the school of war. 7 00:02:40,809 --> 00:02:44,309 As an ensign in the United States Navy, -... 8 00:02:44,409 --> 00:02:49,549 ...you go down to the sea to fight in the toughest conflict of all time. 9 00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:56,487 we Americans are confident that you will serve the Navy with honour. 10 00:02:56,649 --> 00:02:59,322 Good lucK and good hunting. 11 00:03:06,409 --> 00:03:09,048 willie, over here. 12 00:03:11,369 --> 00:03:16,079 Darling, I'm so proud of you. - Congratulations, willie. 13 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:19,429 I hope the Navy maKes full use of your abilities. 14 00:03:19,529 --> 00:03:23,694 Perhaps I could help you be placed somewhere else. 15 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,849 Good lucK for now. 16 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:33,469 Mother, I'll have to sKip your party tonight. The fellas are celebrating. 17 00:03:33,569 --> 00:03:37,164 But the party's in your honour. 18 00:03:37,329 --> 00:03:42,684 Your friends will forgive you. You can call them from the house. 19 00:03:43,929 --> 00:03:47,524 I'll see you at ten. 20 00:05:25,529 --> 00:05:28,202 May... 21 00:05:29,809 --> 00:05:33,429 You were wonderful. - Your mother let you out? 22 00:05:33,529 --> 00:05:38,469 I had to be with her. I should have told you yesterday. I'm sorry. 23 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:45,361 Get me a drinK, then we'll fight. - Leo, two Scotch and waters. 24 00:05:45,529 --> 00:05:50,389 Let's not spoil the night. I've only got a couple of days left. 25 00:05:50,489 --> 00:05:55,005 I'm leaving Sunday. - How do you expect me to feel? 26 00:05:55,169 --> 00:06:00,349 You left me standing there alone. why couldn't I meet your mother? 27 00:06:00,449 --> 00:06:06,319 There's a time for everything. - I'm sure. 28 00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:14,949 To the most important woman in your life... Mom. 29 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:19,679 May, stop it. - I'm sorry, willie. 30 00:06:19,849 --> 00:06:25,128 I didn't mean to ruin your evening. I just bruise easily. 31 00:06:25,289 --> 00:06:28,201 what do we do to celebrate? 32 00:06:28,369 --> 00:06:33,887 we can go to the Fairmont... Or we don't have to go to a club. 33 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:39,885 Meaning what? - I've only got 48 hours. 34 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:44,281 willie, don't. - May, I love you. 35 00:06:47,009 --> 00:06:51,048 All right. will you marry me? 36 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:54,042 If there were more time... 37 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:57,519 I didn't expect you to. 38 00:06:57,689 --> 00:07:03,029 I forgot who I was. Just another nightclub singer for a big weeKend. 39 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:07,124 I don't want any more of it. Not another minute. 40 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:37,167 Good lucK, Mr Keith. - ThanKs, George. 41 00:07:38,769 --> 00:07:41,886 Goodbye, Mother. 42 00:07:42,049 --> 00:07:49,080 Cable me from Pearl Harbour. Your ship's been in lots of battles. 43 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:55,722 Do you have enough spending money? You'd better taKe this extra $100. 44 00:07:55,889 --> 00:08:01,043 Mother, please don't cry. - You're all I have left. 45 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:06,229 Promise me you'll be careful. Don't volunteer or do anything dangerous. 46 00:08:06,329 --> 00:08:11,528 I won't. I promise. Goodbye, sweetheart. 47 00:09:21,889 --> 00:09:26,326 Request permission to come on board. 48 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:34,964 The Caine's a real beauty. - The Caine is the inboard ship. 49 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:54,522 This way, Keith. 50 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:07,757 watch that enthusiasm. This is the Caine. 51 00:10:07,929 --> 00:10:13,287 I'm sorry, I lost my footing. - This is Lieutenant Tom Keefer. 52 00:10:13,449 --> 00:10:18,804 Your orders. They transform ex-civilians into men without minds. 53 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:23,354 I hate to do this to you. - Gangway, lady with a baby. 54 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:30,642 Meatball, Horrible, picK up Mr Keith's gear. 55 00:10:34,729 --> 00:10:38,961 This is our executive officer, Steve MaryK. 56 00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:42,724 Steve's the guy who gets things done. 57 00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:46,518 Come on, let's meet the captain. 58 00:10:57,809 --> 00:11:01,484 watch your feet, sir. - Come on, Keith. 59 00:11:01,649 --> 00:11:07,429 It's a mistaKe scraping this ship. The rust is Keeping the water out. 60 00:11:14,729 --> 00:11:18,608 what do you want? - He's here, sir. 61 00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:22,682 Bring him in. - In here, Keith. 62 00:11:29,369 --> 00:11:33,681 Captain DeVriess, this is Ensign Keith. 63 00:11:39,129 --> 00:11:44,283 May I see your orders, or are they a military secret? 64 00:11:44,449 --> 00:11:47,122 I'm sorry, sir. 65 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:55,564 Princeton, 1941... 66 00:11:55,729 --> 00:12:00,200 Top five percent in midshipman's school... 67 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,939 Pretty good bacKground, pretty good record. 68 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:11,763 Disappointed it's a minesweeper? - To be honest, yes, sir. 69 00:12:11,929 --> 00:12:17,686 You saw yourself on a battleship? - I had hoped that... 70 00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:22,127 I only hope that you're good enough for the Caine. 71 00:12:22,289 --> 00:12:28,842 I'll try to be worthy of the job. - The Caine is a beaten-up tub. 72 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:35,118 After 18 months of combat, it taKes 24 hours a day to Keep her together. 73 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:41,683 I don't thinK you understand. You're in the junKyard navy. 74 00:12:43,169 --> 00:12:46,469 Steve, put in with Keefer in Communications, -... 75 00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:53,202 ...and have Tom show this Princeton Tiger and the other ensign the ship. 76 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:57,245 And Keith... 77 00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:01,368 Don't taKe it so hard. war is hell. 78 00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:11,847 Ensign Keith, Ensign Harding. - My condolences. 79 00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:15,469 Let's get with it. The USS Caine is a minesweeper. 80 00:13:15,569 --> 00:13:20,029 These paravanes carry sweep wires off both sides of the ship. 81 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:23,201 The wire saws the mine in two. 82 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:28,029 we've been in combat a year and a half, and we've never swept a mine. 83 00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:33,203 This ship was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots. 84 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:41,189 This is the engine room. To operate, all you need is a monKey. 85 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:47,239 99 percent of what we do is routine, one percent requires intelligence. 86 00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:54,400 That does it. Any more questions? - where do we go to surrender? 87 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:58,394 It's not that easy. - You don't liKe the Navy. 88 00:13:58,529 --> 00:14:02,727 Just one more thing to do. Climb the mast. 89 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,404 what for? 90 00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:16,768 A tour is from the Keel to the foretop. That's the foretop. 91 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:24,469 I'm very fond of my wife and Kid. I'll probably never see them again. 92 00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:57,007 well done. 93 00:14:57,169 --> 00:15:00,366 I'm glad he liKed it. - Yeah. 94 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:04,647 Keith, I'm gonna be sicK. I'm sorry. 95 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:09,963 Height bothers me. Those poor sailors down there. 96 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:15,886 This is the only hat I've got. - I have two others. 97 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,927 That's darn cordial of you. 98 00:15:26,249 --> 00:15:29,559 what's Keeping you up there? Lunch. 99 00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:40,241 Excuse me, sir. - It's all right. 100 00:15:41,769 --> 00:15:47,379 Now that you've studied the Caine up close, do you liKe her better? 101 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,269 The tour was very interesting. - Is the ship too messy for you? 102 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:58,648 The question is, 'Is this mess a ship?' 103 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:05,029 It's decent of you to join us. I didn't thinK you had time. 104 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:09,294 Even the greatest of literary artists gets hungry. 105 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:13,949 Pull up a chair, Tom, and cast some pearls before the swine. 106 00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:19,829 I have to protect these fresh young f aces from the captain's badgering. 107 00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:24,002 I'm just conducting a one-man board of inquiry. 108 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:29,354 I'm trying to find out if Ensign Keith wants to stay on board. 109 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,549 There is no escape from the Caine. we are all doing penance. 110 00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:38,749 Sentenced to an outcast ship, manned by outcasts, named after an outcast. 111 00:16:38,849 --> 00:16:42,888 Here we go again. - It's a f act. 112 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:49,602 I've been trying for two years to be relieved of command without lucK. 113 00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:55,366 But then... I don't have Ensign Keith's influence. 114 00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:59,044 I don't understand. 115 00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:04,841 I received this dispatch from Admiral wards about an hour ago. 116 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:10,589 'will request transfer to my staff for Ensign willis Steward Keith.' 117 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:15,683 'Understand of course needs of USS Caine have priority.' 118 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:21,765 I didn't Know anything about this. - Could be coincidence. 119 00:17:21,929 --> 00:17:25,319 Or someone pulling strings. 120 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:31,928 what'll it be? The admiral's staff or the hell of the Caine? 121 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:37,761 I don't Know. - Do you want to fight a war? 122 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:43,624 He shouldn't have to decide here. - A good officer would be able to. 123 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:51,368 Come on, we haven't got all day. - well, sir... 124 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:09,029 I'll stay on board, sir. - That taKes care of that. 125 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,962 You will live to regret this day. 126 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:35,520 Sir, I spotted a Japanese aircraft off the starboard bow. Angle 20. 127 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,689 See him? 128 00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:43,884 If you stay ten years, you may learn to tell an aircraft from a seagull. 129 00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:59,684 Man all stations for minesweeping drill. 130 00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:02,727 Launch sweep gear. 131 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:14,448 Port paravanes in the water. 132 00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:27,724 That was a lousy performance. - Stand by to stream starboard side. 133 00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:36,728 Retrieve sweep gear. 134 00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:53,521 Snap it up. The Jones is beating us. 135 00:19:55,929 --> 00:20:01,114 Stop the engines. Get me a line. - The water's full of sharKs. 136 00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:06,404 Stand by the line. - Yes, sir. 137 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:18,520 This dispatch just arrived. 138 00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:22,602 I'll taKe care of it right away. 139 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:34,804 Haul away. 140 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:52,807 Lead the line outboard of everything. 141 00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:14,803 Report float recovered. 142 00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:20,762 The Jones never could beat us. 143 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:26,369 You pooped out. we streamed three minutes quicKer at Guadalcanal. 144 00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:30,829 You must love that guy to do what you did for him. 145 00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:33,887 Go dry yourself, Keith. 146 00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:46,806 Is that you, willie? - Yeah. 147 00:21:48,409 --> 00:21:55,042 Didn't you go to Princeton? Maybe I'll let you read some of my novel. 148 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:59,088 Your opinion might be valuable. - ThanKs. 149 00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:24,567 Horrible, picK up those orange peels. 150 00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:31,205 Meatball, laugh once more and you're in trouble. 151 00:22:41,849 --> 00:22:47,606 Ensign Keith, report to the captain's cabin. On the double. 152 00:22:47,769 --> 00:22:53,124 These 90-day wonders. They all thinK they're five-star admirals. 153 00:22:59,889 --> 00:23:02,084 Come in. 154 00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:08,369 Three days ago, this ship received a dispatch addressed to us for action. 155 00:23:09,129 --> 00:23:15,648 Smitty says he gave it to you. - Yes, sir. I forgot about it. 156 00:23:15,809 --> 00:23:19,484 Did you decode the message? - No, sir. 157 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:24,069 It's incredible stupidity... - I had it done for you. 158 00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:27,645 That'll be all, Smitty. - Yes, sir. 159 00:23:29,689 --> 00:23:31,919 Keith. 160 00:23:32,089 --> 00:23:37,527 Do you Know how serious misplacing an action dispatch can be? 161 00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:40,203 I don't thinK you do. 162 00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:45,389 This ship might have f ailed to carry out a combat assignment. 163 00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:50,119 I'd bear the full responsibility in a court martial. 164 00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:53,725 I understand, sir. 165 00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,549 I've been filling out officers' fitness reports. 166 00:23:57,649 --> 00:24:02,494 How should this affect yours? - Anyone can maKe a mistaKe. 167 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:08,149 There are mistaKes and mistaKes. The margin for error is narrow here. 168 00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:12,549 There's too much loss of life and property damage possible. 169 00:24:12,649 --> 00:24:15,686 Here. Read it. 170 00:24:20,089 --> 00:24:23,509 'Ensign Keith seems a f airly bright young man.' 171 00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:27,669 'He may become a competent officer once he overcomes... 172 00:24:27,769 --> 00:24:30,999 ...a careless approach to his duties.' 173 00:24:31,009 --> 00:24:36,367 Is it unf air? - Sir, if I may be permitted... 174 00:24:36,529 --> 00:24:42,139 I made a mistaKe, but I don't thinK I should be singled out for it. 175 00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:46,589 The Caine's a slacK ship. The decKs looK liKe a Singapore junK. 176 00:24:46,689 --> 00:24:51,126 You must also strongly disapprove of me. 177 00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:57,719 Go ahead, man to man. - I'm in no position to judge. 178 00:24:57,889 --> 00:25:01,469 My conception of a captain is different from yours. 179 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:06,109 I'll taKe it under advisement. Since you feel so bitter, -... 180 00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:11,078 ...perhaps what's in the dispatch will brighten your day. 181 00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:15,845 As you can see, I'm being relieved of command. 182 00:25:16,009 --> 00:25:19,365 Next weeK you'll have a new captain. 183 00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:25,764 Lieutenant Commander Philip Francis Queeg. Feel better? 184 00:25:25,929 --> 00:25:30,798 Definitely, sir. - Good. That'll be all, Keith. 185 00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:41,789 In accordance with Bureau of Naval Personnel, -... 186 00:25:41,889 --> 00:25:45,928 Order 016021 of November 1943, -... 187 00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:51,309 ...you'll report to and relieve the commanding officer of the USS Caine. 188 00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:57,086 Signed, Louis whitfield, Rear Admiral, USN, Chief of Bureau. 189 00:25:57,249 --> 00:25:59,717 I relieve you, sir. 190 00:25:59,889 --> 00:26:07,159 All standing orders to remain in force. Dismiss the men. 191 00:26:07,329 --> 00:26:10,480 Good lucK, Captain. - ThanK you. 192 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,839 Crew dismissed. 193 00:26:26,649 --> 00:26:32,440 I could stay aboard a few days till you get used to things. 194 00:26:32,609 --> 00:26:37,709 There's no need for that. we all have our own ways of running a ship. 195 00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:43,088 This one's tired. She ought to be melted down for razor blades. 196 00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:48,562 The crew's tired, too. But every man is oKay. 197 00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:51,482 I understand. - I hope you do. 198 00:26:51,649 --> 00:26:54,368 Yours, Captain. 199 00:26:57,129 --> 00:26:59,882 Attention on decK. 200 00:27:00,049 --> 00:27:03,928 Request permission to leave. - Captain, sir? 201 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,923 what is it, Meatball? - Nothing, sir. 202 00:27:08,089 --> 00:27:11,126 A few of the guys chipped in and... 203 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,802 ...whose idea was this? 204 00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:24,565 It's against Navy regulations. - You don't go by regulations. 205 00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:29,319 That's my trouble. I've been aboard the Caine too long. 206 00:27:31,329 --> 00:27:36,509 You taKe an even strain with the new sKipper, and it'll be all right. 207 00:27:36,609 --> 00:27:39,754 I'm leaving the ship, sir. - Yes, sir. 208 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:55,959 what do you Know? Somebody left his watch lying around. 209 00:27:58,449 --> 00:28:04,797 I might as well have a souvenir. Not a bad-IooKing watch at that. 210 00:28:04,969 --> 00:28:07,802 what time is it? - 11:00. 211 00:28:07,969 --> 00:28:12,679 MaKe it 10:30. I'll Keep it a half hour slow -... 212 00:28:12,849 --> 00:28:17,240 ...to remind me of the fouled-up crew of the Caine. 213 00:28:37,169 --> 00:28:40,127 Carry on. 214 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:54,365 what's everybody so choKed up for? 215 00:28:54,529 --> 00:28:59,045 I still thinK that someday you'll maKe an officer. 216 00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:04,054 Captain Queeg requests a meeting of all officers at 13:00. 217 00:29:06,569 --> 00:29:11,669 we'll be shipmates for a long time. we should get acquainted. 218 00:29:11,769 --> 00:29:15,709 I've formed some impressions. You're probably curious about me. 219 00:29:15,809 --> 00:29:19,669 My bacKground is simple. Just another naval officer. 220 00:29:19,769 --> 00:29:22,789 I've had seven years in the Atlantic. 221 00:29:22,889 --> 00:29:25,864 The last two were very interesting. 222 00:29:25,929 --> 00:29:33,040 I thought they had it in for me personally. Let's get down to cases. 223 00:29:33,209 --> 00:29:38,269 I'm a booK man. I believe everything in it was put in for a purpose. 224 00:29:38,369 --> 00:29:41,679 On this ship, we do things by the booK. 225 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:47,242 Deviate from the booK and you'll get an argument from me. 226 00:29:47,409 --> 00:29:53,274 I don't lose arguments on my ship. That's why it's nice to be captain. 227 00:29:54,809 --> 00:29:59,429 Remember, on board my ship excellent performance is standard, -... 228 00:29:59,529 --> 00:30:05,001 ...standard performance is sub-standard and does not exist. 229 00:30:07,009 --> 00:30:13,129 Now that I've shot my f ace off, I'll give you the chance to do the same. 230 00:30:14,249 --> 00:30:20,245 It's been a long time since this crew did things by the booK. 231 00:30:20,409 --> 00:30:24,925 There are four ways of doing things on board my ship: 232 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:28,549 The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way and my way. 233 00:30:28,649 --> 00:30:31,454 Do it my way and we'll get along. 234 00:30:31,569 --> 00:30:36,597 OKay? Anyone else? 235 00:30:36,769 --> 00:30:38,769 Come in. 236 00:30:38,929 --> 00:30:43,366 Sorry to interrupt. Official message. 237 00:30:43,529 --> 00:30:46,248 ThanK you. 238 00:30:49,609 --> 00:30:53,727 One moment, messenger. 239 00:30:54,849 --> 00:31:00,287 what's your name and rate? - Urban, sir. Seaman First. 240 00:31:00,449 --> 00:31:04,681 Very well. You may go. - Yes, sir. 241 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:28,359 Gentlemen, did you notice anything peculiar about Seaman Urban? 242 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:34,749 A shirt-tail outside trousers is the uniform for bus boys, -... 243 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:41,004 ...not for a sailor in the US Navy. we will start noticing these things. 244 00:31:41,169 --> 00:31:45,242 who's the Morale Officer? - There is none. 245 00:31:45,409 --> 00:31:49,163 who's the Junior Ensign? - Keith, sir. 246 00:31:49,329 --> 00:31:52,878 Mr Keith, you are now the Morale Officer. 247 00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:58,574 See to it that every man Keeps his shirt-tail inside his trousers. 248 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:06,964 If I see another shirt-tail flapping, -... 249 00:32:07,129 --> 00:32:13,164 ...woe betide the sailor, the OOD and the Morale Officer. I Kid you not. 250 00:32:15,609 --> 00:32:21,049 we are to proceed to Area X-ray at 08:00 tomorrow to tow targets. 251 00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:26,469 The Caine is going to be the best target-towing ship in this navy. 252 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:29,959 That'll be all, gentlemen. 253 00:32:31,129 --> 00:32:37,318 I want the men to have their hair cut and their f aces shaven by 24:00. 254 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:40,447 Aye, aye, sir. 255 00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:50,322 well, he's certainly Navy. - Yeah, so was Captain Bligh. 256 00:33:02,009 --> 00:33:04,807 Attention all hands. 257 00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:10,919 Ships will commence firing at 10:00. Observers lay out to the f antail. 258 00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:22,320 Flash. Short. 200. Over. 259 00:33:22,489 --> 00:33:24,489 100.250. 260 00:33:27,009 --> 00:33:30,843 Hit. Over. 100.250. 261 00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:37,877 Short. 100. Over. 150.200. 262 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:41,280 Ensign Keith, report to the bridge. 263 00:33:59,049 --> 00:34:03,589 Have you any explanation for the appearance of this sailor? 264 00:34:03,689 --> 00:34:07,709 You heard my order on shirt-tails. TucK your shirt in, now. 265 00:34:07,809 --> 00:34:12,269 The captain won't let me. - See the rotten job you're doing? 266 00:34:12,369 --> 00:34:17,887 Gwendelyn, this is Tarzan. - Tarzan, this is Gwendelyn. 267 00:34:18,049 --> 00:34:22,309 Cease present exercises and return to base. Well done. Out. 268 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:25,765 Roger. ThanK you, sir. 269 00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:30,400 we're heading bacK. Right standard rudder. 270 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,669 Now, Mr Keith... Do you have an explanation for this? 271 00:34:34,769 --> 00:34:39,389 I didn't asK for an alibi. My orders must mean very little to you. 272 00:34:39,489 --> 00:34:45,724 I'm at f ault, but I tried my best. - Yes, a maximum of inefficiency. 273 00:34:49,409 --> 00:34:54,509 what's the matter with the old man? we're steaming in a circle. 274 00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:57,646 Captain... - Don't interrupt me. 275 00:34:57,809 --> 00:35:00,749 One more word, and you're on report. 276 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:07,846 You were the officer of the decK. - A man can't be everywhere at once. 277 00:35:08,009 --> 00:35:14,118 You are equally as responsible for your duties as I am for mine. 278 00:35:14,289 --> 00:35:18,601 And one thing more. war is a 24-hour job. 279 00:35:18,769 --> 00:35:22,849 There will be no more novel-writing on the Caine. 280 00:35:27,289 --> 00:35:31,749 Mr Keith, Mr Keefer, you will submit written reports explaining: 281 00:35:31,849 --> 00:35:38,527 A, why his shirt-tail was out. B, why you didn't obey my orders. 282 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:46,999 Meatball, looK. we're cutting bacK across our tow line. 283 00:35:48,449 --> 00:35:51,424 It's impossible. But it's happening. 284 00:35:54,729 --> 00:35:59,914 we're gonna cut our own tow line. You'd better tell him again. 285 00:36:09,249 --> 00:36:12,480 what's happening? what's going on? 286 00:36:16,169 --> 00:36:19,684 what's our target doing out there? 287 00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:25,321 what are you doing? You idiot. All engines stop. 288 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:39,669 we've steamed over our tow line. - who said we did that? 289 00:36:39,769 --> 00:36:44,638 we've cut the target adrift. - No. we had a f aulty cable. 290 00:36:44,809 --> 00:36:49,669 we can hardly be held responsible if we're given f aulty cables. 291 00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:52,363 Should we recover the target? 292 00:36:52,529 --> 00:36:57,589 No. we'll be the last ship bacK in Pearl Harbor. No thanK you. 293 00:36:57,689 --> 00:37:02,069 we don't want a lot of questions about this. It's not our f ault. 294 00:37:02,169 --> 00:37:05,559 Reel in the cable. - Aye, aye, sir. 295 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:14,361 Mr Keefer, send the following dispatch. 296 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:21,114 'Defective tow line parted, south-west corner, X-ray.' 297 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:25,327 'Target adrift. Menace to navigation.' 298 00:37:25,489 --> 00:37:30,085 'Suggest tug, recover or destroy.' 299 00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:34,688 He'll never get away with it. 300 00:37:35,969 --> 00:37:40,918 Let's head for the barn. All engines ahead full. 301 00:37:41,089 --> 00:37:43,728 All engines ahead full, sir. 302 00:37:53,369 --> 00:37:57,248 willie, you looK worried. 303 00:37:57,409 --> 00:38:03,848 A man's shirt's a petty detail, but big things are made up of details. 304 00:38:04,009 --> 00:38:09,509 For want of a nail, a horseshoe was lost, and then the whole battle. 305 00:38:09,609 --> 00:38:14,763 A captain's job is a Ionely one. He's easily misunderstood. 306 00:38:14,929 --> 00:38:21,004 Forget that I bawled you out. It was good for the morale of everyone. 307 00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:23,637 Yes, sir. 308 00:38:34,209 --> 00:38:38,669 LooK what just came in. we're going bacK to San Francisco. 309 00:38:38,769 --> 00:38:42,989 ThanKs to Captain Queeg. He's in plenty of hot water. 310 00:38:43,089 --> 00:38:47,909 The Navy won't accept his story. - They're sending us bacK for that? 311 00:38:48,009 --> 00:38:51,549 'Upon arrival, Commanding Officer USS Caine -... 312 00:38:51,649 --> 00:38:56,643 ...report immediately Commander western Sea Frontier.' 313 00:38:56,809 --> 00:39:02,600 He's about to be boiled in oil. And you'll be seeing your girl. 314 00:39:57,009 --> 00:39:59,728 willie. 315 00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:05,129 willie, darling. - Mother. 316 00:40:08,409 --> 00:40:14,200 This is a real surprise. - You didn't expect me to stay away? 317 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:24,168 Mother... I'd liKe you to meet a friend of mine. May wynn. 318 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:29,007 I'm always delighted to meet willie's friends. 319 00:40:29,169 --> 00:40:31,239 ThanK you. 320 00:40:34,009 --> 00:40:41,245 Hello, May? Sure. I'll be right down. OKay. 321 00:40:43,289 --> 00:40:47,999 I'm ready to go. It's just a weeKend at Yosemite. 322 00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:52,029 A sailor needs some play time. - Miss wynn is going with you? 323 00:40:52,129 --> 00:40:54,129 Yes, she is. 324 00:40:54,289 --> 00:40:59,219 You must feel strongly about her. - I do. I liKe her a lot. 325 00:41:00,409 --> 00:41:05,642 You have a nice weeKend yourself. - Are you in love with her? 326 00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:09,389 I don't Know. But I missed her every minute I was away. 327 00:41:09,489 --> 00:41:13,629 She is attractive, but you don't Know anything about her. 328 00:41:13,729 --> 00:41:18,789 You haven't even met her parents. - I'll have to do that someday. 329 00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:23,963 For your own saKe, promise you won't do anything rash. 330 00:41:24,129 --> 00:41:28,122 I promise. - Do you mean it? 331 00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:31,087 Goodbye, Mom. 332 00:41:51,369 --> 00:41:54,645 Easy, May. That's good. 333 00:42:02,329 --> 00:42:06,959 How did you liKe it? - LiKe a new song. Fun but scary. 334 00:42:07,129 --> 00:42:11,327 It was nice of your mother to let you come. 335 00:42:11,489 --> 00:42:14,481 It wasn't up to my mother. - well... 336 00:42:14,649 --> 00:42:18,688 ...war has made a difference. - Has it? 337 00:42:19,729 --> 00:42:23,563 I missed you more than I planned to. 338 00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:30,447 Let the fire f all. 339 00:42:36,609 --> 00:42:39,328 This is paradise. 340 00:42:44,049 --> 00:42:49,248 willie, there are people. - Let them looK. 341 00:42:49,409 --> 00:42:55,019 You have changed. Sometimes I thinK there's almost a chance for us. 342 00:42:58,929 --> 00:43:03,957 willie, it's getting late. - It's getting very late. 343 00:43:30,769 --> 00:43:33,761 I'll wait, thanKs. 344 00:43:33,929 --> 00:43:39,447 Good morning. Sorry I'm late. I'm used to having an alarm clocK. 345 00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:43,264 what a day. Have you ordered yet? - Not yet. 346 00:43:43,409 --> 00:43:46,639 Orange juice and coffee. - MaKe it two. 347 00:43:46,769 --> 00:43:53,288 I'd love to taKe a long walK. Climb to the top of that mountain. 348 00:43:54,729 --> 00:43:59,245 Darling, what's the matter? - Just thinKing. 349 00:43:59,409 --> 00:44:03,846 Something's the matter. I expected you to be happy. 350 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:07,669 would you spend the rest of your life with me? 351 00:44:07,769 --> 00:44:12,160 what's this? - Let's get married. 352 00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:19,806 Is that what you really want? - Yes. Don't looK at me liKe that. 353 00:44:19,969 --> 00:44:26,044 Is it because you feel sorry for me, and it's the decent thing to do? 354 00:44:26,209 --> 00:44:30,043 I love you and I want to marry you. Yes or no? 355 00:44:34,769 --> 00:44:37,761 No. - why not? 356 00:44:37,929 --> 00:44:40,443 Your mother won't approve. 357 00:44:40,609 --> 00:44:45,229 Of course she'll approve. - She won't, and you'll be unhappy. 358 00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:48,958 I won't be unhappy. I love you. 359 00:44:49,129 --> 00:44:52,644 Maybe you do... really do. 360 00:44:54,529 --> 00:44:58,602 But marriage has to be by your own approval. 361 00:44:58,769 --> 00:45:01,488 That's asKing a lot, May. 362 00:45:04,529 --> 00:45:07,362 That's right. 363 00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:15,724 Have a good cry, willie. I Know I will. 364 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:32,299 In another 30 seconds you'd have been AwOL. 365 00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:36,869 I just got the telegram. - You couldn't leave your girl? 366 00:45:36,969 --> 00:45:41,201 Any news on Queeg? - Stand by to cast off. 367 00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:45,123 Have you been inconvenienced, Mr Keith? 368 00:45:45,289 --> 00:45:48,549 You made a mistaKe, Tom. He's still here. 369 00:45:48,649 --> 00:45:52,881 My mistaKe was nothing compared to the Navy's. 370 00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:05,079 As you probably Know, we returned to San Francisco to get a new radar. 371 00:46:05,249 --> 00:46:10,669 However, certain misleading reports were sent to the Force Commander. 372 00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:14,869 He doubted the Caine's competence as to being returned to combat. 373 00:46:14,969 --> 00:46:22,319 I told him not to expect me to pull the Caine into shape overnight. 374 00:46:23,529 --> 00:46:29,320 There will be no further mistaKes from the officers and crew. 375 00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:35,014 The smoKe went down the wrong way. - This is an important command. 376 00:46:35,049 --> 00:46:40,489 The Navy's waiting for me to maKe a mistaKe, but I won't maKe it. 377 00:46:41,129 --> 00:46:44,360 So much for old business. 378 00:46:44,529 --> 00:46:47,680 Gentlemen, I have good news for you. 379 00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:51,429 we're on our way to the greatest invasion of this war. 380 00:46:51,529 --> 00:46:56,319 I Kid you not. Let's straighten up and fly right. 381 00:47:14,889 --> 00:47:17,562 All hands, put on battle dress. 382 00:47:22,809 --> 00:47:25,846 All hands, put on battle dress. 383 00:47:34,089 --> 00:47:37,445 we can scare the Japs to death. 384 00:48:21,249 --> 00:48:24,286 Cease fire, cease fire. 385 00:48:24,449 --> 00:48:29,204 TaKe stations. Mr Keith, taKe the con. 386 00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:46,509 That's the group we're to taKe in. Jacob Group Four. 387 00:48:46,609 --> 00:48:52,525 Come right to course 045. All engines ahead full. 388 00:48:57,649 --> 00:49:01,389 we're gonna run those boats down. where's the captain? 389 00:49:01,489 --> 00:49:05,469 He's on the wing. - why isn't he handling the ship? 390 00:49:05,569 --> 00:49:08,367 All engines stop. 391 00:49:10,889 --> 00:49:15,246 Boats ahoy. 392 00:49:15,409 --> 00:49:20,389 what's going on? who's yelling? - we were overshooting these boys. 393 00:49:20,489 --> 00:49:23,909 what's the distance to the beach? - About three miles. 394 00:49:24,009 --> 00:49:29,402 Steve, you get us there. Full speed ahead. 395 00:49:29,569 --> 00:49:34,438 we will proceed. Follow us. Good lucK. 396 00:49:48,809 --> 00:49:51,369 Left tangent: 006. 397 00:49:51,529 --> 00:49:55,681 Beacon: 084. - Distance: 5,000. 398 00:50:14,169 --> 00:50:18,249 we're too f ar ahead. All engines bacK one third. 399 00:50:26,249 --> 00:50:28,444 Left tangent: 350. 400 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:32,887 Beacon: 116. - Distance: 4,000. 401 00:50:39,529 --> 00:50:45,139 why are we slowing down? If they can't Keep up, throw a dye marKer. 402 00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:52,709 we're too close. You want to run us on the beach? 403 00:50:52,809 --> 00:50:57,909 we still have 1,500 yards to go. - 1,500 yards? You're crazy. 404 00:50:58,209 --> 00:51:01,694 I can read instruments as well as anyone. 405 00:51:01,729 --> 00:51:05,309 we're within 1,000 yards of the beach right now. 406 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:09,084 Left full rudder. All engines ahead full. 407 00:51:09,249 --> 00:51:14,801 Throw over a dye marKer. - Fantail, throw over a dye marKer. 408 00:51:27,329 --> 00:51:33,325 we can't leave those marines... - Mr MaryK, I'm relieving you. 409 00:51:45,049 --> 00:51:50,149 what's he doing? Running away? - Don't looK for trouble, Tom. 410 00:52:00,049 --> 00:52:05,362 what do you thinK of your boy now? - I don't Know. 411 00:52:05,529 --> 00:52:11,309 There must be a reason for this. - Yeah. There's a reason, all right. 412 00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:28,919 I've got those yellowstain blues those silly yellowstain blues... 413 00:52:29,089 --> 00:52:34,288 ...when someone fires a shot it's always there I am not 414 00:52:34,449 --> 00:52:40,558 I've got those yellowstain blues the old yellowstain blues... 415 00:52:40,729 --> 00:52:45,245 ...those yellowstain blues. 416 00:52:45,409 --> 00:52:48,765 we'd better pipe down. - Don't worry. 417 00:52:48,929 --> 00:52:53,469 It's about time you got over being impressed by parents and captains. 418 00:52:53,569 --> 00:52:56,447 ThanKs, Dad. - More. 419 00:52:56,609 --> 00:53:02,127 I've got those yellowstain blues down from my head to my shoes... 420 00:53:02,289 --> 00:53:07,899 ...you should see strong men quail if he should spy a shirt-tail... 421 00:53:08,009 --> 00:53:12,287 Cut it. - Steve, I thought you'd be amused. 422 00:53:12,449 --> 00:53:17,469 It's the saga of a man with very little charm and even less courage. 423 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:21,801 It's not funny. Find someone else to sing about. 424 00:53:21,969 --> 00:53:28,204 Old Yellowstain will be flattered. - Don't use that name again. 425 00:53:28,369 --> 00:53:34,763 The captain wants a meeting. - And he Kids us not. 426 00:53:37,969 --> 00:53:44,886 Don't get up, please. I'm not feeling well. This won't taKe long. 427 00:53:47,289 --> 00:53:50,008 That'll be all, steward. 428 00:53:57,809 --> 00:54:01,974 I Know that some of you are a little afraid of me. 429 00:54:02,089 --> 00:54:06,229 I'm not that terrible. I have a wife and a child and a dog. 430 00:54:06,329 --> 00:54:12,359 They're rather fond of me. Even the dog doesn't thinK I'm a monster. 431 00:54:14,009 --> 00:54:17,399 Certain things happened today. 432 00:54:17,569 --> 00:54:23,519 A command is a Ionely job. It isn't easy to maKe decisions. 433 00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:30,083 Sometimes the captain of a ship needs help... constructive Ioyalty. 434 00:54:32,409 --> 00:54:39,360 A ship is liKe a f amily. we all have ideas of right and wrong, -... 435 00:54:39,529 --> 00:54:44,119 ...but we have to pitch in for the good of the f amily. 436 00:54:46,849 --> 00:54:51,445 If there was only some way we could help each other. 437 00:54:56,969 --> 00:55:03,807 If there's anything you want to say, I'll be glad to listen. 438 00:55:13,249 --> 00:55:18,039 I've spoKen my piece. I only hope it registered. 439 00:55:19,289 --> 00:55:22,645 Don't get up. 440 00:55:22,809 --> 00:55:29,760 Painter, have some more aspirin sent up. My headache's much worse. 441 00:55:29,929 --> 00:55:32,284 Yes, sir. 442 00:55:41,809 --> 00:55:47,202 This is what is Known in literature as the pregnant pause. 443 00:56:06,249 --> 00:56:09,400 Let's write to walter winchell. 444 00:56:09,569 --> 00:56:15,087 I almost felt sorry for him. - Don't be so sentimental, willie. 445 00:56:15,249 --> 00:56:17,884 I thought it was a good speech. 446 00:56:17,889 --> 00:56:22,644 It was close to an apology. we could have bacKed him up. 447 00:56:22,809 --> 00:56:26,669 He turned yellow the first time we got into action. 448 00:56:26,769 --> 00:56:31,909 You Knew nothing about DeVriess and you Know even less about Queeg. 449 00:56:32,009 --> 00:56:34,807 He's tired. His nerves are shot. 450 00:56:34,969 --> 00:56:38,629 A man can lose his head after what Queeg has gone through. 451 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,789 That's endearing, but it won't hold. 452 00:56:41,809 --> 00:56:47,249 Has it ever occurred to you that our captain might be unbalanced? 453 00:56:47,369 --> 00:56:50,520 I Know about abnormal behaviour. 454 00:56:50,689 --> 00:56:56,109 Captain Queeg has every symptom of acute paranoia. He'll snap any day. 455 00:56:56,209 --> 00:56:58,929 Step outside. - I'd liKe to stay. 456 00:56:59,089 --> 00:57:04,686 Let him. He studied psychology. - You're fooling with dynamite. 457 00:57:04,849 --> 00:57:08,829 The man is a Freudian delight. He crawls with clues. 458 00:57:08,929 --> 00:57:16,005 The rolling balls, the second-hand phrases, the migraine headaches... 459 00:57:16,169 --> 00:57:22,483 Shirt-tails, and tonight's speech: I turned yellow but my dog liKes me. 460 00:57:22,649 --> 00:57:27,677 I thinK Tom does maKe sense. - You stay out of this. 461 00:57:27,849 --> 00:57:33,719 So he has migraine headaches and he rolls steel balls. So what? 462 00:57:33,889 --> 00:57:37,629 You used to get up before reveille and scribble on papers. 463 00:57:37,729 --> 00:57:40,629 Everybody's a screwball in some way. 464 00:57:40,729 --> 00:57:43,641 You're Kidding yourself, Steve. 465 00:57:43,809 --> 00:57:49,469 will you go to the medical officer with me and repeat what you've said? 466 00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:54,309 Do you agree with my diagnosis? - Not even if I understood it. 467 00:57:54,409 --> 00:58:00,200 I'm not doing it alone. If you can't see it, they won't believe me. 468 00:58:00,369 --> 00:58:07,127 Let's drop it. There'll be no more talK of the captain being crazy. 469 00:58:07,289 --> 00:58:12,814 It can only blow up in our f aces. - I still insist he's paranoid. 470 00:58:16,649 --> 00:58:19,004 See this bible? 471 00:58:19,169 --> 00:58:24,269 I swear on this, I'll report anything further you say about it. 472 00:58:24,369 --> 00:58:28,248 There's no more friendship on this point. 473 00:59:01,169 --> 00:59:04,349 Medical log on Lieutenant Commander X-ray. 474 00:59:04,449 --> 00:59:08,681 The possibility appears to exist -... 475 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:13,949 ...that the commander of this ship may be mentally disturbed. 476 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:22,604 March 5, 1944. This evening, as usual, we were showing a Western. 477 00:59:29,209 --> 00:59:35,045 Stop the picture. will you please stop this picture. 478 00:59:35,209 --> 00:59:37,848 Attention on decK. 479 00:59:39,169 --> 00:59:44,864 why wasn't I told about the movie? - You don't want to see westerns. 480 00:59:44,969 --> 00:59:49,189 This was calculated disrespect to your commanding officer. 481 00:59:49,289 --> 00:59:54,079 All right. There will be no more movies for 30 days. 482 00:59:55,369 --> 01:00:01,444 May 28, 1944. Morale couldn't be lower. The crew is resentful. 483 01:00:01,609 --> 01:00:06,469 The officers are just going through the motions of carrying out orders. 484 01:00:06,569 --> 01:00:12,434 Today, the captain ordered a general drill for the safety of the crew. 485 01:00:42,289 --> 01:00:49,240 This is the captain speaKing. Many of you aren't wearing battle gear. 486 01:00:49,409 --> 01:00:55,189 Those not wearing a helmet or a life jacKet lose three days' liberty. 487 01:01:03,769 --> 01:01:08,604 I see you. KnocK that off. Stop putting on that gear. 488 01:01:08,769 --> 01:01:15,083 Put that man down there on report. That one on number one machine gun. 489 01:01:18,129 --> 01:01:22,122 You thinK you're clever. You're not fooling me. 490 01:01:28,889 --> 01:01:31,961 Get that red-headed fellow. 491 01:01:34,769 --> 01:01:40,379 I can't tell which one's red-headed. They're wearing their helmets. 492 01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:50,504 This is the captain speaKing. Some of you thinK you can outsmart me. 493 01:01:50,569 --> 01:01:54,829 You're mistaKen. The innocent will be punished with the guilty. 494 01:01:54,929 --> 01:02:01,118 There will be no liberty for three months. I won't be made a fool of. 495 01:02:03,169 --> 01:02:09,563 July 30, 1944. Today we received a gift from the USS Pinkney. 496 01:02:09,729 --> 01:02:12,801 A gallon of frozen strawberries. 497 01:02:12,969 --> 01:02:18,069 I was checking the watch at 01:00 when I spoke to Ensign Keith. 498 01:02:18,169 --> 01:02:21,161 How's it going? 499 01:02:21,329 --> 01:02:24,669 The captain's been put away for the night. 500 01:02:24,769 --> 01:02:30,480 Lay off. - I was with you at the beginning. 501 01:02:30,649 --> 01:02:36,246 But no ship can go on liKe this. - You don't Know that. 502 01:02:36,409 --> 01:02:40,197 I'm not blind. - All right. 503 01:02:40,369 --> 01:02:44,309 The captain's in rocKy shape, but he'll come out of it. 504 01:02:44,409 --> 01:02:48,322 The captain wants a meeting of all officers. 505 01:02:48,489 --> 01:02:54,041 At 01:00? what's it about? - Strawberries. 506 01:02:57,689 --> 01:03:02,959 Are you sure this is a gallon can? - Yes, sir. It's a lard can. 507 01:03:03,609 --> 01:03:06,989 You must be wondering why I called you here. 508 01:03:07,089 --> 01:03:11,989 we had an excellent dessert tonight, ice cream and frozen strawberries. 509 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:17,469 An hour ago, I sent for another portion but got only the ice cream. 510 01:03:17,569 --> 01:03:21,403 There weren't any more strawberries. 511 01:03:21,569 --> 01:03:28,998 I don't believe that the officers consumed a gallon of strawberries. 512 01:03:30,329 --> 01:03:35,509 Mr MaryK, how many portions of ice cream and strawberries did you have? 513 01:03:35,609 --> 01:03:37,609 Two, sir. 514 01:03:37,769 --> 01:03:41,398 Dole out a scoop of sand for each portion. 515 01:03:46,409 --> 01:03:50,561 Mr Keefer, how many for you? - Three, Captain. 516 01:03:56,209 --> 01:03:58,325 Keith? - Two, sir. 517 01:03:59,849 --> 01:04:01,849 Harding? - Two, sir. 518 01:04:06,689 --> 01:04:09,157 Painter? - Two, sir. 519 01:04:12,569 --> 01:04:16,847 Comedy? Jorgensen...? - Two, sir. 520 01:04:24,689 --> 01:04:28,949 And the steward's mates had three? - Yes, one helping each. 521 01:04:29,049 --> 01:04:32,519 Mr Keith said it was oKay. - Yes, I did. 522 01:04:35,409 --> 01:04:38,799 And I had four. 523 01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:43,804 24 portions in all. 524 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:52,238 This tureen holds as much sand as we had strawberries tonight. 525 01:04:53,809 --> 01:04:57,484 Mr MaryK, tell me how much sand is left. 526 01:05:01,129 --> 01:05:04,326 Maybe a quart, or a little less. 527 01:05:07,849 --> 01:05:13,629 Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries? 528 01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:16,699 Someone else finished them for us. 529 01:05:16,769 --> 01:05:21,789 You will all investigate to find out who's responsible for this theft. 530 01:05:21,889 --> 01:05:26,394 Mr MaryK, you're in charge. - You mean in the morning? 531 01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:31,149 Now, by my watch, does not mean in the morning, but 01:47. 532 01:05:31,249 --> 01:05:34,480 I expect a full report by 08:00. 533 01:05:37,569 --> 01:05:41,429 Pipe down. Let's get this done so we can get some sleep. 534 01:05:41,529 --> 01:05:44,680 Send in the stewards. 535 01:05:44,849 --> 01:05:51,288 If only the strawberries had been poisoned, we'd be done with this. 536 01:05:53,329 --> 01:05:59,194 we've learned nothing further about the missing quart of strawberries. 537 01:05:59,929 --> 01:06:02,921 Unsatisf actory. - Sorry, Captain. 538 01:06:03,089 --> 01:06:07,829 we Kept the mess boys and the cooK most of the night. It's a dead end. 539 01:06:07,929 --> 01:06:13,003 we went over it all endlessly. - You accomplished nothing. 540 01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:15,974 I've thought the whole thing out. 541 01:06:16,129 --> 01:06:20,600 Someone made a duplicate Key to the icebox. 542 01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:25,889 There's no indication... - Some things we must assume. 543 01:06:27,649 --> 01:06:33,429 when I was an ensign on a cruiser, five pounds of cheese was missing. 544 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,606 Everybody forgot about it but me. 545 01:06:36,769 --> 01:06:42,429 I found out a chow hound had made a wax impression of the icebox Key. 546 01:06:42,529 --> 01:06:47,789 He confessed and I got a letter of commendation. It's the same here. 547 01:06:47,889 --> 01:06:51,404 we can't be sure there's a Key... 548 01:06:51,569 --> 01:06:57,758 I've got a simple plan. we tag every Key on board with the owner's name. 549 01:06:57,929 --> 01:07:02,069 Then we strip all hands to maKe sure we have all the Keys. 550 01:07:02,169 --> 01:07:05,844 Then we test each Key on the icebox padlocK. 551 01:07:06,009 --> 01:07:10,829 The one that fits is the thief's. - we don't Know there's such a Key. 552 01:07:10,929 --> 01:07:16,083 I say there's a Key. - The thief could toss it overboard. 553 01:07:16,249 --> 01:07:20,709 He wouldn't do that after going to the trouble of maKing it. 554 01:07:20,809 --> 01:07:26,069 He may hide it, but we'll find it. - I never thought of that, sir. 555 01:07:26,169 --> 01:07:31,766 Get on the ball. It should be fun doing some detective worK. 556 01:07:38,689 --> 01:07:43,509 Steve, turn me in if you want to. But this is over the line. 557 01:07:43,609 --> 01:07:48,603 Queeg is a paranoid. Can't you see what he's doing? 558 01:07:48,769 --> 01:07:52,749 He's re-enacting his big triumph, the cheese investigation. 559 01:07:52,849 --> 01:07:58,606 He wants to be as hot as the young Ensign Queeg. There is no Key. 560 01:07:58,769 --> 01:08:03,399 what happened to the strawberries? - Does it matter? 561 01:08:03,569 --> 01:08:06,686 would anyone but a crazy man care? 562 01:08:08,489 --> 01:08:12,949 Steve, are you f amiliar with Article 184 of Navy regulations? 563 01:08:13,049 --> 01:08:15,049 Vaguely. 564 01:08:21,689 --> 01:08:28,845 Listen to this. On the Caine it's required reading. Article 184: 565 01:08:29,009 --> 01:08:32,154 'Unusual circumstances may arise -... 566 01:08:32,169 --> 01:08:36,149 ...in which the relief from duty of a commanding officer is necessary. 567 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:43,087 Such action shall be subject to the approval of the Navy Department, -... 568 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:49,404 ...except when it is impracticable because of the delay involved.' 569 01:08:49,569 --> 01:08:52,481 If I were you, I'd memorise it. 570 01:09:10,769 --> 01:09:13,522 I'll taKe these to the captain. 571 01:09:16,049 --> 01:09:21,328 Great weather for stripping down. - Great for pneumonia. 572 01:09:21,489 --> 01:09:24,765 Next. - Meatball, you can get dressed. 573 01:09:24,929 --> 01:09:29,525 Don't you want to x-ray me? - He swallowed his Key. 574 01:09:29,689 --> 01:09:31,689 Pipe down. 575 01:09:34,089 --> 01:09:39,641 So long, fellas. - Are you escaping from the Caine? 576 01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:43,927 My wife is seriously ill. - I'm sorry. 577 01:09:44,089 --> 01:09:49,269 She'll be all right. we'll let you Know about the Key investigation. 578 01:09:49,369 --> 01:09:53,567 Good lucK, Harding. - ThanK you, sir. 579 01:09:53,729 --> 01:09:59,918 If I tell you something, please don't do anything till I'm ashore. 580 01:10:02,209 --> 01:10:05,087 what is it? - There is no Key. 581 01:10:05,249 --> 01:10:08,798 what? - How do you Know? 582 01:10:08,969 --> 01:10:12,389 The mess boys ate the strawberries. I saw them. 583 01:10:12,489 --> 01:10:17,109 I Kept my mouth shut because I didn't want them to get in trouble. 584 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:22,629 But I told the captain. He said he'd hold up my orders if I told anyone. 585 01:10:22,729 --> 01:10:25,801 So please don't say anything. 586 01:10:25,969 --> 01:10:29,882 I'm happy to get out of this madhouse. So long. 587 01:10:33,289 --> 01:10:36,944 I'll call all your wives and girls for you. 588 01:10:38,409 --> 01:10:44,245 well... - I've thought about what you said. 589 01:10:44,409 --> 01:10:48,749 I've thought about Article 184, and I have to admit you're right. 590 01:10:48,849 --> 01:10:55,243 Admiral Halsey is here with the fleet. Let's go see him. 591 01:10:55,409 --> 01:10:59,118 Sure. - You too, willie. 592 01:11:43,409 --> 01:11:48,469 Request permission to come on board. Admiral Halsey's quarters. 593 01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:54,644 Lt. Jones, these gentlemen would liKe to see the admiral. 594 01:12:39,849 --> 01:12:43,125 Just a minute please, gentlemen. 595 01:12:54,049 --> 01:13:00,124 It's a fine time to thinK of this, but we're maKing a big mistaKe. 596 01:13:00,289 --> 01:13:04,043 what are you talKing about? - LooK. 597 01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:09,363 This is the real navy, with real officers, not Queegs. 598 01:13:09,529 --> 01:13:13,829 The Caine's a floating mistaKe. - what are you driving at? 599 01:13:13,929 --> 01:13:18,829 They'll never believe us. - Is the captain crazy or isn't he? 600 01:13:18,929 --> 01:13:24,069 Is this record correct or not? - Yes, but we can't maKe it sticK. 601 01:13:24,169 --> 01:13:28,989 Everything there can be interpreted as an attempt to enforce discipline. 602 01:13:29,089 --> 01:13:33,149 we Know different. - Because we've lived through it. 603 01:13:33,249 --> 01:13:38,509 why didn't you tell me before? - If we do this, we're in trouble. 604 01:13:38,609 --> 01:13:42,869 It won't mean as much to us, but you want to stay in the Navy. 605 01:13:42,969 --> 01:13:48,149 This can smash your career. They'll thinK you're a mutinous officer. 606 01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:51,286 I'll risK it. Are you scared? 607 01:13:51,449 --> 01:13:57,922 Scared? I see six sides to every risK and 12 reasons not to taKe it. 608 01:13:58,089 --> 01:14:03,229 Behind this eloquent exterior, I've got a yellow streaK 15 miles wide. 609 01:14:03,329 --> 01:14:08,198 I'm too smart to be brave. - Admiral Halsey will see you. 610 01:14:08,369 --> 01:14:13,602 I pass. - we've decided this isn't the time. 611 01:14:18,009 --> 01:14:22,949 Station special C at anchor detail. Make all preparations for sailing. 612 01:14:23,049 --> 01:14:28,646 Make all preparations for heavy weather. Dismissed from quarters. 613 01:14:40,089 --> 01:14:45,800 Steve, what do we do now? - without Tom, I'll get nowhere. 614 01:14:45,969 --> 01:14:50,669 I never even heard the word paranoid before he pulled it on me. 615 01:14:50,769 --> 01:14:57,163 I don't get it. Tom's no coward. - I don't Know what Tom is... now. 616 01:14:57,329 --> 01:15:02,926 Hurry bacK. we received a storm warning and the fleet's sailing. 617 01:16:27,529 --> 01:16:30,919 Turn on the standard lights. 618 01:16:33,849 --> 01:16:39,765 The barometer's still dropping. - I've seen it. 619 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:43,842 Are you gonna taKe on ballast? - No. 620 01:16:44,009 --> 01:16:48,599 I suggest that we do. - I won't foul up the fuel lines. 621 01:17:17,289 --> 01:17:20,998 we need more Knots to outrun it. 622 01:17:22,129 --> 01:17:27,469 Bridge to Engine Control. This is the captain speaKing. I want power. 623 01:17:27,569 --> 01:17:33,917 Power on the starboard engine. Emergency power. 624 01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:43,438 Close that door. 625 01:17:43,609 --> 01:17:48,284 I've relieved the watch. - Everyone put on life jacKets. 626 01:17:51,929 --> 01:17:55,080 It's difficult holding her. 627 01:17:55,249 --> 01:17:58,749 we can't Keep riding with our stern to the wind. 628 01:17:58,849 --> 01:18:04,082 Those are fleet orders. - Put the depth charges on safe. 629 01:18:04,249 --> 01:18:09,039 Mr Keefer told me to set them. - why wasn't I told? 630 01:18:09,209 --> 01:18:14,567 I told Mr Keefer... - Put this man on report. 631 01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:17,607 Get another helmsman. 632 01:18:17,769 --> 01:18:23,321 But Stillwell's our best man. - Pay attention to my orders. 633 01:18:26,929 --> 01:18:31,859 Number one switchboard shorted out. Shifting to number two. 634 01:18:34,169 --> 01:18:36,889 we're f alling off to starboard. 635 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:43,246 Try bacKing the starboard engine. 636 01:18:44,569 --> 01:18:50,405 BacK the starboard engine. - BacK the starboard engine. 637 01:18:54,409 --> 01:19:00,245 willie, looK in the radar shacK. See if there are any ships near us. 638 01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:11,109 If we Keep our stern to the wind, we'll roll over. 639 01:19:11,209 --> 01:19:15,269 The radars are down. There's no sign of the fleet. 640 01:19:15,369 --> 01:19:19,549 Swinging very f ast. - Captain, we have to manoeuvre. 641 01:19:19,649 --> 01:19:24,069 The fleet didn't order us to manoeuvre at discretion. 642 01:19:24,089 --> 01:19:27,081 we don't Know what our orders are. 643 01:19:27,249 --> 01:19:30,207 we're in trouble. - No, we're not. 644 01:19:43,049 --> 01:19:45,927 I can't hold the wheel. 645 01:19:59,609 --> 01:20:04,046 Captain, bacK the starboard engine. 646 01:20:04,209 --> 01:20:07,007 Captain. 647 01:20:16,569 --> 01:20:18,958 Hold it a hard right. 648 01:20:22,369 --> 01:20:26,549 Ease your rudder to standard. - Rudder easing to standard. 649 01:20:26,649 --> 01:20:30,324 Heading 325. She's coming around slower. 650 01:20:39,249 --> 01:20:44,642 we'll head into the wind. Steady on 000. 651 01:20:44,809 --> 01:20:50,520 Fleet course is 180. - Captain, we're in serious trouble. 652 01:20:50,689 --> 01:20:55,399 Don't question my decisions again. Helmsman, come left. 653 01:21:02,329 --> 01:21:06,117 Steady as you go. willie, note the time. 654 01:21:09,729 --> 01:21:15,838 You're a sicK man. I'm relieving you of this ship under Article 184. 655 01:21:16,009 --> 01:21:20,287 what are you talKing about? Helmsman, left 180. 656 01:21:20,449 --> 01:21:26,479 Mr Keith, what do I do? - I told you to come left, and f ast. 657 01:21:26,649 --> 01:21:31,677 You're not issuing orders anymore. I've relieved you. 658 01:21:31,849 --> 01:21:36,309 I taKe full responsibility. - You're under arrest. Go below. 659 01:21:36,409 --> 01:21:40,960 Left to 180. - Right standard rudder. Course 000. 660 01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:46,442 what do I do? - Come north. MaryK's in command. 661 01:21:46,609 --> 01:21:50,727 Call your relief. You're under arrest, too. 662 01:21:51,969 --> 01:21:55,006 All officers report to the bridge. 663 01:22:09,569 --> 01:22:15,565 what's up? - I have just relieved the captain. 664 01:22:15,729 --> 01:22:21,084 From now on, I will give all orders. I taKe full responsibility. 665 01:22:21,089 --> 01:22:25,679 Mr Keith bacKed you up. He'll pay the same as you will. 666 01:22:25,769 --> 01:22:30,923 If you officers Know what's good for you, tell them to stop. 667 01:22:32,529 --> 01:22:36,522 You officers approve? Do you, Mr Keefer? 668 01:22:37,929 --> 01:22:42,389 It isn't up to him to approve. - You'll hang for mutiny. 669 01:22:42,489 --> 01:22:47,882 Everybody bacK to their stations. Hold the course 000. 670 01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:19,519 It's right over there. - ThanK you. 671 01:23:21,009 --> 01:23:24,285 Yes? This is Ensign Keith. 672 01:23:25,649 --> 01:23:29,005 New YorK? ThanK you. 673 01:23:30,409 --> 01:23:32,604 Hello? 674 01:23:35,249 --> 01:23:38,446 May? - I've been phoning you all day. 675 01:23:38,609 --> 01:23:41,362 Are you all right? - Yes. 676 01:23:41,529 --> 01:23:48,162 Ensign Harding called and told me that you were in trouble. 677 01:23:48,329 --> 01:23:54,040 willie, I'm worried. Is your mother there with you? 678 01:23:54,209 --> 01:23:58,725 She's with my uncle. He's sicK. - Sorry to hear it. 679 01:23:58,889 --> 01:24:02,438 It was wonderful of you to phone. 680 01:24:04,729 --> 01:24:10,247 May... darling. - willie, please don't. 681 01:24:10,409 --> 01:24:13,799 what an idiot I was. 682 01:24:13,969 --> 01:24:18,149 I could have married you in the most beautiful place in the world. 683 01:24:18,249 --> 01:24:23,607 I'll always regret that I didn't. - Don't... please. 684 01:24:23,769 --> 01:24:27,478 It's over. It's all in the past. 685 01:24:27,649 --> 01:24:33,167 I want you to Know that I love you, and I'll never forget you. 686 01:24:35,009 --> 01:24:40,561 Goodbye, willie. ThanK you. 687 01:25:12,369 --> 01:25:16,681 Mr MaryK? My name is Barney Greenwald. 688 01:25:16,849 --> 01:25:20,398 Pleased to meet you. Have a cracK-up? 689 01:25:20,569 --> 01:25:23,845 Are you our lawyer? - I'm a lawyer. 690 01:25:24,009 --> 01:25:28,629 Ensign Keith, Lieutenant Keefer. - Keith. You're the co-defendant. 691 01:25:28,729 --> 01:25:32,299 And you, Mr Keefer? - I'm holding his coat. 692 01:25:32,449 --> 01:25:36,269 I'm a friend of the f amily. - That's pretty flip. 693 01:25:36,369 --> 01:25:40,449 I was on board the Caine, communications officer. 694 01:25:40,609 --> 01:25:46,320 I read the report and franKly, I thinK that what you've done stinKs. 695 01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:50,829 Then why are you taKing the case? - I didn't say I'd taKe it. 696 01:25:50,929 --> 01:25:55,002 I wanted to talK to Mr MaryK first. 697 01:25:55,169 --> 01:26:00,846 You should get another lawyer. - Eight lawyers have turned it down. 698 01:26:01,009 --> 01:26:05,469 At the moment, you have an excellent chance of being hanged. 699 01:26:05,569 --> 01:26:08,884 we'll answer anything you want to Know. 700 01:26:08,929 --> 01:26:15,004 Are you a fool or a mutineer? There's no third possibility. 701 01:26:15,169 --> 01:26:20,846 Should I have let the ship sinK? - Three ships were lost, you Know. 702 01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:25,109 And 194 stayed afloat without the executive officer taKing command. 703 01:26:25,209 --> 01:26:31,364 There was no other choice. - Maybe I'm a fool. I'm no mutineer. 704 01:26:31,529 --> 01:26:38,162 He had a paranoid sKipper who went to pieces, and he saved the ship. 705 01:26:38,329 --> 01:26:43,149 The Navy has three psychiatrists who will testify that Queeg is sane. 706 01:26:43,249 --> 01:26:47,749 Paranoids walK a thin dividing line between sanity and lunacy. 707 01:26:47,849 --> 01:26:51,125 Are you a psychiatrist? 708 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:54,829 I'm a writer. I'm a judge of human behaviour. 709 01:26:54,929 --> 01:26:58,949 You were the first to notice the captain's psychotic symptoms? 710 01:26:59,049 --> 01:27:03,520 Yes. - Did you explain it to Mr MaryK? 711 01:27:03,689 --> 01:27:07,389 I discussed it. - That's an interesting point. 712 01:27:07,489 --> 01:27:11,801 would you repeat it in court? - why not? 713 01:27:11,969 --> 01:27:17,919 Mr Keefer, you ought to taKe a looK at Article 186 of Navy regulations. 714 01:27:18,049 --> 01:27:21,829 'An officer relieving his commanding officer, or recommending it, -... 715 01:27:21,929 --> 01:27:24,989 ...together with others who so counsel, -... 716 01:27:25,089 --> 01:27:30,469 ...must bear the responsibility for and must justify such action.' 717 01:27:30,569 --> 01:27:34,189 That's confusing the issue. I'm not on trial. 718 01:27:34,289 --> 01:27:40,125 You're not an expert on psychiatry, but you made the diagnosis. 719 01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:43,042 Yes. 720 01:27:44,289 --> 01:27:49,841 The atmosphere is getting thicK in here. I'll wait in the hall. 721 01:27:51,889 --> 01:27:56,649 Tom had nothing to do with it. Nobody told me what to do. 722 01:27:56,809 --> 01:28:00,165 Sure. - will you taKe the case? 723 01:28:00,329 --> 01:28:03,924 I'd much rather prosecute. 724 01:28:04,089 --> 01:28:07,638 I guess I can't blame you. 725 01:28:11,129 --> 01:28:14,804 I'll taKe it. - How do we plead? 726 01:28:14,969 --> 01:28:18,469 Your case depends on MaryK. - How do I plead? 727 01:28:18,569 --> 01:28:22,608 Not guilty. You're a great naval hero. 728 01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:27,398 Charge: mutiny. 729 01:28:27,569 --> 01:28:31,789 Specification: Steven MaryK, Lieutenant, US Naval Reserve, -... 730 01:28:31,889 --> 01:28:36,789 ...while serving on board the USS Caine, did on July 31, 1944, -... 731 01:28:36,889 --> 01:28:43,237 ...wilfully and without authority relieve Lt. Commander Queeg. 732 01:28:43,409 --> 01:28:49,274 Queeg was engaged in the exercise of his command, the US being at war. 733 01:28:51,369 --> 01:28:58,047 Steven MaryK, how say you to the specification? Guilty or not guilty? 734 01:28:58,209 --> 01:29:01,565 Not guilty. - How say you to the charge? 735 01:29:01,729 --> 01:29:05,085 Not guilty. 736 01:29:08,409 --> 01:29:11,669 The prosecution is prepared to prove -... 737 01:29:11,769 --> 01:29:16,589 ...that the removal of Lt. Commander Queeg was not justified, -... 738 01:29:16,689 --> 01:29:20,398 ...and consequently, constituted a mutiny. 739 01:29:20,569 --> 01:29:25,709 we will submit psychiatric testimony establishing without a doubt -... 740 01:29:25,809 --> 01:29:31,349 ...that Lt. Commander Queeg is sane and should not have been relieved. 741 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:34,805 No statement at this time. 742 01:29:34,969 --> 01:29:42,000 The prosecution would liKe to call Ensign willis Stewart Keith. 743 01:29:43,849 --> 01:29:50,084 were you the officer of the decK on the DMS Caine on July 31? 744 01:29:50,249 --> 01:29:55,469 was the captain relieved of command by Mr MaryK during that watch? 745 01:29:55,569 --> 01:30:00,484 Do you Know why Mr MaryK tooK the action that he did? 746 01:30:00,649 --> 01:30:04,474 The ship was in imminent danger of foundering. 747 01:30:04,569 --> 01:30:08,642 You've been in a foundering ship? - No, sir. 748 01:30:08,809 --> 01:30:12,989 when did you join the Navy? - A little over a year ago. 749 01:30:13,089 --> 01:30:17,389 Do you Know how long Lt. Commander Queeg served at sea? 750 01:30:17,489 --> 01:30:22,438 No. - Queeg has served over eight years. 751 01:30:22,609 --> 01:30:26,629 which of you is better at judging if a ship is foundering? 752 01:30:26,729 --> 01:30:33,123 Myself. when I am in possession of my f aculties and Queeg is not. 753 01:30:33,289 --> 01:30:40,923 Describe this loss of f aculties. Did Queeg rave or maKe insane gestures? 754 01:30:41,089 --> 01:30:43,922 No, sir. 755 01:30:44,089 --> 01:30:47,684 After being relieved, did he go crazy? 756 01:30:47,849 --> 01:30:53,269 He was never wild or raving. There are other forms of mental illness. 757 01:30:53,369 --> 01:30:56,069 ThanK you for your expert opinion. 758 01:30:56,169 --> 01:31:00,429 Queeg has been found rational by three psychiatrists. 759 01:31:00,529 --> 01:31:03,680 They weren't there during the storm. 760 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:09,287 Did you liKe the captain? - At first I did. 761 01:31:10,449 --> 01:31:17,525 I thought he was incompetent and unf air. He rode the men too hard. 762 01:31:17,689 --> 01:31:20,647 Yourself included? - Yes, sir. 763 01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:24,802 You ended up hating Captain Queeg? - Yes, sir. 764 01:31:24,969 --> 01:31:29,121 Let's come to the morning of 31 July. 765 01:31:29,289 --> 01:31:34,629 Did you obey Mr MaryK because you thought the captain was crazy, -... 766 01:31:34,729 --> 01:31:38,324 ...or because you hated him? 767 01:31:42,049 --> 01:31:47,319 Mr Keith, it's contempt of court to refuse to answer questions. 768 01:31:48,889 --> 01:31:51,687 Mr MaryK did the right thing. 769 01:31:54,129 --> 01:31:56,802 No further questions. 770 01:31:56,969 --> 01:32:01,989 Mr Keith, have you ever heard the expression 'Old Yellowstain'? 771 01:32:02,089 --> 01:32:06,685 Repeat that, please. - Old Yellowstain. 772 01:32:08,089 --> 01:32:12,002 Yes, sir. It was a nicKname for Captain Queeg. 773 01:32:12,169 --> 01:32:15,639 what did it imply? - Cowardice. 774 01:32:15,809 --> 01:32:21,645 I object. That was an unnecessary attacK on the honour of an officer. 775 01:32:22,049 --> 01:32:27,029 The career of an officer with a long unblemished record is involved here. 776 01:32:27,129 --> 01:32:32,806 I warn you, you bear full responsibility for your conduct. 777 01:32:32,969 --> 01:32:37,469 The court will hold in abeyance to the prosecution's motion. 778 01:32:37,569 --> 01:32:41,709 Did that nicKname have anything to do with the typhoon? 779 01:32:41,809 --> 01:32:44,369 No, sir. - That's all. 780 01:32:44,529 --> 01:32:48,841 No further questions. - The court has no questions. 781 01:32:49,009 --> 01:32:54,641 You may only discuss your testimony with the parties to the trial. 782 01:32:54,809 --> 01:32:56,109 You're excused. 783 01:32:56,209 --> 01:32:57,469 You're excused. 784 01:32:57,569 --> 01:33:03,109 The ship was rolling bad. Queeg said to come left, MaryK said right. 785 01:33:03,209 --> 01:33:06,406 which did you do? - I obeyed Mr MaryK. 786 01:33:06,569 --> 01:33:10,469 Mr Keith said he'd taKen command. - Did the captain act crazy? 787 01:33:10,569 --> 01:33:13,527 Did Mr MaryK? - No, sir. 788 01:33:13,689 --> 01:33:17,523 was the captain scared? Mr MaryK? was anyone? 789 01:33:17,689 --> 01:33:22,205 Just me. I was plenty scared. 790 01:33:22,369 --> 01:33:27,807 Did you liKe Captain Queeg? - I liKed him, but not a lot. 791 01:33:27,969 --> 01:33:32,759 He acted strange. - Because he cleaned up the Caine? 792 01:33:32,929 --> 01:33:39,448 Because he made you get haircuts and was strict about regulations? 793 01:33:39,609 --> 01:33:45,069 These were attempts to maKe good sailors out of his crew. That's all. 794 01:33:45,169 --> 01:33:50,448 what do those stars represent? - well... 795 01:33:50,609 --> 01:33:55,229 This silver star is the Coral Sea, Midway, Guadalcanal... 796 01:33:55,329 --> 01:34:00,039 That's all. - Call Lt. Thomas Keefer. 797 01:34:00,729 --> 01:34:03,829 when did you learn about Queeg's relief? 798 01:34:03,929 --> 01:34:08,709 Mr MaryK called us to the bridge and told us he had assumed command. 799 01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:12,040 Did Captain Queeg looK sicK? 800 01:34:12,209 --> 01:34:15,804 In a typhoon nobody looKs very well. 801 01:34:15,969 --> 01:34:18,642 Didn't you realise -... 802 01:34:18,809 --> 01:34:23,429 ...the seriousness of Queeg's warning about collusion in mutiny? 803 01:34:23,529 --> 01:34:27,189 Yes, I did. - Then why didn't you taKe action? 804 01:34:27,289 --> 01:34:29,909 I wasn't there when he was relieved. 805 01:34:30,009 --> 01:34:34,309 I don't Know what he did to convince Mr MaryK he was sicK. 806 01:34:34,409 --> 01:34:39,109 For the safety of the ship I obeyed Mr MaryK's order, -... 807 01:34:39,209 --> 01:34:44,349 ...until higher authority either endorsed or overruled his action. 808 01:34:44,449 --> 01:34:48,669 when Captain Queeg was in command of the Caine, -... 809 01:34:48,769 --> 01:34:52,749 ...did you ever observe any evidence of insanity in him? 810 01:34:52,849 --> 01:34:56,504 I can't answer that. I'm not a psychiatrist. 811 01:34:56,609 --> 01:35:01,199 Did you have any reason to thinK Queeg might be insane? 812 01:35:08,049 --> 01:35:14,648 Prior to 31 July, did MaryK suspect Queeg of being mentally ill? 813 01:35:14,809 --> 01:35:20,520 Yes, sir. MaryK showed me a log he had written on Queeg's behaviour. 814 01:35:20,689 --> 01:35:25,959 Did you believe that log justified the relief of Captain Queeg? 815 01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:31,359 well, sir... - Yes or no? 816 01:35:36,489 --> 01:35:39,640 No, sir. 817 01:35:39,809 --> 01:35:46,442 MaryK persuaded Mr Keith and me to go with him to see Admiral Halsey. 818 01:35:46,609 --> 01:35:52,029 On board the flagship I told him the log didn't justify such action, -... 819 01:35:52,129 --> 01:35:55,644 ...and that we'd be charged with mutiny. 820 01:35:55,809 --> 01:35:59,349 were you surprised when MaryK relieved the captain? 821 01:35:59,449 --> 01:36:02,168 I was flabbergasted. 822 01:36:02,329 --> 01:36:08,086 were you pleased? - MaryK was a close friend. 823 01:36:08,249 --> 01:36:13,562 I anticipated that he would be involved in great difficulty. 824 01:36:15,289 --> 01:36:18,679 No further questions. - No questions. 825 01:36:19,889 --> 01:36:23,404 will you recall the witness? - No, sir. 826 01:36:24,929 --> 01:36:28,558 No cross-examination? - No, sir. 827 01:36:28,729 --> 01:36:32,269 He's lying. - He'll get you into more trouble. 828 01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:36,194 Forget it. I want one hero, not two mutineers. 829 01:36:36,209 --> 01:36:39,087 Call Dr Dixon. 830 01:36:40,009 --> 01:36:42,569 Dr Dixon, please. 831 01:36:48,009 --> 01:36:52,844 How did it go, Tom? - You Know. You've tried it. 832 01:36:53,009 --> 01:36:58,925 Sure, but you're the old word-King. You Knew what you were doing. 833 01:36:59,089 --> 01:37:02,445 Yeah, I Knew what I was doing. 834 01:37:07,809 --> 01:37:14,044 Doctor, can a sane man possibly perform offensive or foolish acts? 835 01:37:14,209 --> 01:37:18,646 It happens every day. 836 01:37:18,809 --> 01:37:23,429 Assuming that the captain's conduct often showed bad judgement, -... 837 01:37:23,529 --> 01:37:26,589 ...would that be inconsistent with your diagnosis of him? 838 01:37:26,689 --> 01:37:32,384 No, my colleagues and I didn't find Captain Queeg a perfect officer. 839 01:37:32,529 --> 01:37:37,469 But we found no mental illness. - Then he was relieved unjustly? 840 01:37:37,569 --> 01:37:41,039 From a psychiatric standpoint, yes. 841 01:37:42,409 --> 01:37:44,409 Your witness. 842 01:37:45,489 --> 01:37:51,354 My bacKground is legal, not medical. My questions might be elementary. 843 01:37:51,409 --> 01:37:57,439 You said that Lt. Commander Queeg had problems which he handled well. 844 01:37:57,609 --> 01:38:03,069 Could you describe the problems? - I object. Queeg is not on trial. 845 01:38:03,169 --> 01:38:07,128 The question is irrelevant. 846 01:38:07,289 --> 01:38:13,154 Evidence regarding Queeg's mental maKe-up is of great importance here. 847 01:38:13,169 --> 01:38:16,002 Objection overruled. 848 01:38:16,169 --> 01:38:20,242 The doctor may answer. Repeat the question. 849 01:38:20,409 --> 01:38:26,325 You said that Lt. Commander Queeg had problems which he handled well. 850 01:38:26,489 --> 01:38:29,640 Could you describe the problems? 851 01:38:29,809 --> 01:38:33,469 The main problem concerns childhood inferiority feelings, -... 852 01:38:33,569 --> 01:38:36,800 ...aggravated by adult experiences. 853 01:38:36,969 --> 01:38:42,069 what were those adult experiences? - He'd undergone a lot of strain. 854 01:38:42,169 --> 01:38:46,640 Long, arduous combat duty. That's all I can say. 855 01:38:46,809 --> 01:38:52,361 would he easily admit mistaKes? - None of us do. 856 01:38:52,529 --> 01:38:56,363 would he be a perfectionist? - Yes. 857 01:38:56,529 --> 01:39:01,967 Inclined to hound subordinates about small details? 858 01:39:02,129 --> 01:39:07,806 would he find people hostile? - That's part of the picture. 859 01:39:07,969 --> 01:39:11,829 If criticised, would he feel unjustly persecuted? 860 01:39:11,929 --> 01:39:17,029 It all stems from the premise that he must try to be perfect. 861 01:39:17,609 --> 01:39:22,109 You have testified that these symptoms exist in Queeg's behaviour: 862 01:39:22,209 --> 01:39:25,549 Rigidity of personality, feelings of persecution, -... 863 01:39:25,649 --> 01:39:29,509 ...and a neurotic certainty he is always right. 864 01:39:29,609 --> 01:39:34,239 Isn't there one psychiatric term for this illness? 865 01:39:34,409 --> 01:39:38,509 I never mentioned any illness. - ThanK you for the correction. 866 01:39:38,609 --> 01:39:43,029 what would you call a personality with all these symptoms? 867 01:39:43,129 --> 01:39:47,269 A paranoid personality. But that is not a disabling illness. 868 01:39:47,369 --> 01:39:51,999 what Kind of personality? - Paranoid. 869 01:39:54,169 --> 01:39:58,844 I would liKe to protest the counsel's twisting of words. 870 01:39:58,889 --> 01:40:02,989 There's a difference between mental illness and mental disturbance. 871 01:40:03,089 --> 01:40:08,925 Could Captain Queeg have been disabled by the strain of command? 872 01:40:09,089 --> 01:40:12,604 That's absurdly hypothetical. - Is it? 873 01:40:12,769 --> 01:40:16,444 Have you ever had any sea duty? - No. 874 01:40:16,609 --> 01:40:20,949 Have you ever been at sea? How long have you been in the Navy? 875 01:40:21,049 --> 01:40:23,049 Five months. 876 01:40:23,089 --> 01:40:27,048 Have you ever dealt with captains? - No. 877 01:40:27,209 --> 01:40:33,045 You're no authority on this matter, and you may be wrong about Queeg. 878 01:40:36,849 --> 01:40:39,966 Your witness. - One minute, Doctor. 879 01:40:40,129 --> 01:40:43,326 The defence has an interesting point. 880 01:40:43,489 --> 01:40:49,269 Did you ever have patients who dealt with complicated command decisions? 881 01:40:49,369 --> 01:40:53,920 Plant managers, industrialists... - Quite a few. 882 01:40:54,089 --> 01:40:57,829 Including flyers, who deal with life and death every day. 883 01:40:57,929 --> 01:41:01,080 I've written a booK on the subject. 884 01:41:01,249 --> 01:41:07,404 Could you detect where a neurosis might damage decision-maKing? 885 01:41:07,569 --> 01:41:11,721 Absolutely. - You examined Lt. Commander Queeg. 886 01:41:11,889 --> 01:41:15,309 And you found no such damage? - That's right. 887 01:41:15,409 --> 01:41:19,038 ThanK you, Doctor. That'll be all. 888 01:41:20,409 --> 01:41:24,149 Smart guy. - He's sure gonna bear down on me. 889 01:41:27,689 --> 01:41:32,229 That's the way I saw it. It was my duty as a naval officer. 890 01:41:32,329 --> 01:41:36,959 Captain Queeg was mentally ill and I had to taKe over. 891 01:41:37,129 --> 01:41:40,405 If I had to do it again, I'd do it. 892 01:41:40,569 --> 01:41:43,959 ThanK you, Mr MaryK. Your witness. 893 01:41:44,129 --> 01:41:49,920 Just a few questions. were your grades in high school average? 894 01:41:52,689 --> 01:41:57,809 Lower than average. - And in college? 895 01:41:57,969 --> 01:42:02,485 Are you trained in psychiatry? - No. 896 01:42:02,649 --> 01:42:06,789 where did you get the idea that Queeg was mentally ill? 897 01:42:06,889 --> 01:42:11,360 Out of booKs... I can't remember the titles. 898 01:42:11,529 --> 01:42:14,885 Define schizophrenia. - I can't. 899 01:42:15,049 --> 01:42:18,349 what's a manic-depressive? - I don't Know. 900 01:42:18,449 --> 01:42:22,669 what's the difference between 'paranoid' and 'paranoia'? 901 01:42:22,769 --> 01:42:27,359 In truth, you don't Know anything about mental illness. 902 01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:32,165 I didn't say I did. - You Knew enough to commit mutiny. 903 01:42:32,329 --> 01:42:39,280 I wanted to save the ship. - But doctors have found Queeg sane. 904 01:42:39,449 --> 01:42:43,589 They weren't in the ship. - Isn't the reverse possible? 905 01:42:43,689 --> 01:42:49,639 Under pressure, you became erratic and couldn't understand the captain. 906 01:42:49,809 --> 01:42:55,669 who is presumed by the Navy to have the best judgement in ship handling? 907 01:42:55,769 --> 01:42:59,398 The captain. - One last question. 908 01:42:59,569 --> 01:43:05,599 If the diagnosis of expert doctors is correct, then you're guilty? 909 01:43:07,369 --> 01:43:10,247 I guess maybe so. 910 01:43:13,649 --> 01:43:17,134 No more questions. - No further questions. 911 01:43:17,249 --> 01:43:20,844 You may step down, Mr MaryK. 912 01:43:28,489 --> 01:43:33,079 This is just the first act. The finale's still to come. 913 01:43:41,529 --> 01:43:44,521 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 914 01:43:50,289 --> 01:43:56,409 I assumed command of a badly-handled ship. I tried to bring in into line. 915 01:43:56,409 --> 01:43:59,606 Lt. MaryK opposed me from the first. 916 01:43:59,769 --> 01:44:02,909 Maybe he thought I was crazy to Keep trying. 917 01:44:03,009 --> 01:44:09,357 was your ship on the verge of foundering when you were relieved? 918 01:44:09,529 --> 01:44:15,479 A typhoon is an extreme hazard, but the ship was riding well. 919 01:44:15,649 --> 01:44:18,482 Lt. MaryK went into a panic. 920 01:44:18,649 --> 01:44:22,403 He believed only he could save the ship. 921 01:44:22,569 --> 01:44:29,407 Ensign Keith, a disloyal officer, combined with him against me. 922 01:44:29,569 --> 01:44:35,280 It was bad lucK for them. I bear them no malice. I'm sorry for them. 923 01:44:35,449 --> 01:44:41,160 No more questions. - A word of caution, Mr Greenwald. 924 01:44:41,329 --> 01:44:46,749 The defence will try to challenge the competence of Captain Queeg. 925 01:44:46,849 --> 01:44:51,949 Nevertheless, all the requirements of military respect remain in force. 926 01:44:52,049 --> 01:44:57,077 During a period when the Caine was towing targets, -... 927 01:44:57,249 --> 01:45:00,229 ...did you ever steam over your own tow line? 928 01:45:00,329 --> 01:45:05,429 Objection. The defence outrages the dignity of this proceeding. 929 01:45:05,529 --> 01:45:11,229 The prosecution believes the report of the psychiatrist closes the case. 930 01:45:11,329 --> 01:45:16,429 But it is up to you naval officers to judge the captain's performance. 931 01:45:16,529 --> 01:45:19,839 And I must review that performance. 932 01:45:20,009 --> 01:45:25,481 Objection overruled. - Did you steam over your tow line? 933 01:45:25,649 --> 01:45:30,325 I'm happy to dispose of this particular slander. 934 01:45:30,489 --> 01:45:35,309 when we were towing the target, I saw some anti-aircraft bursts. 935 01:45:35,409 --> 01:45:39,709 I turned to avoid them. - You turned in a full circle. 936 01:45:39,809 --> 01:45:44,360 My unreliable helmsman f ailed to warn me about that. 937 01:45:44,529 --> 01:45:50,764 But I saw it and reversed course. we didn't steam over the tow line. 938 01:45:50,929 --> 01:45:58,085 Did nothing else distract you? - Not that I recall. 939 01:45:58,249 --> 01:46:04,484 weren't you reprimanding a seaman for having his shirt-tail out, -... 940 01:46:04,649 --> 01:46:07,846 ...while the ship turned 360 degrees? 941 01:46:08,009 --> 01:46:10,842 That only tooK two seconds. 942 01:46:12,769 --> 01:46:16,629 The morning the Caine escorted attacK boats to the beach, -... 943 01:46:16,729 --> 01:46:21,007 ...did your orders include dropping a dye marKer? 944 01:46:21,169 --> 01:46:24,589 I don't recall. - Did you drop a dye marKer? 945 01:46:24,689 --> 01:46:27,840 I don't recall. 946 01:46:28,009 --> 01:46:33,069 Didn't you steam ahead of the attacK boats, drop a dye marKer -... 947 01:46:33,169 --> 01:46:36,949 ...and retire, leaving the boats to maKe the beach on their own? 948 01:46:37,049 --> 01:46:43,397 The question is abusive. - Cowardice is a serious charge. 949 01:46:43,569 --> 01:46:47,244 Sir, may I maKe one thing clear? 950 01:46:47,409 --> 01:46:52,589 It is not the defence's contention that Commander Queeg is a coward. 951 01:46:52,689 --> 01:46:58,109 we assume that no commander of a US naval ship can possibly be a coward. 952 01:46:58,209 --> 01:47:03,819 If he commits questionable acts, the explanation must be elsewhere. 953 01:47:03,969 --> 01:47:09,839 You may resume your examination. - were all your officers disloyal? 954 01:47:10,009 --> 01:47:13,469 I didn't say that. Only some were disloyal. 955 01:47:13,569 --> 01:47:16,925 Mr Keith and Mr MaryK? - Yes. 956 01:47:17,089 --> 01:47:23,437 You wrote this report on Mr MaryK one month before he relieved you. 957 01:47:23,609 --> 01:47:29,525 Do you recognise it? - Yes, I do. 958 01:47:29,689 --> 01:47:33,967 Please read your comments on Mr MaryK. 959 01:47:34,129 --> 01:47:38,202 The court can't hear you. 960 01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:42,601 'This officer has improved in performance.' 961 01:47:42,769 --> 01:47:46,189 'He's consistently Ioyal, courageous and efficient.' 962 01:47:46,289 --> 01:47:50,189 'He's recommended for transfer to the regular navy.' 963 01:47:50,289 --> 01:47:55,269 Did you turn your ship upside down searching for a phantom Key? 964 01:47:55,369 --> 01:48:02,525 I don't Know what lies have been sworn to here, but a Key did exist. 965 01:48:02,689 --> 01:48:07,269 The witness is understandably agitated. I request a recess. 966 01:48:07,369 --> 01:48:10,918 I don't want a recess. 967 01:48:11,089 --> 01:48:14,365 Did you conduct such a search? - Yes. 968 01:48:14,529 --> 01:48:18,589 My disloyal officers f ailed me, and the Key couldn't be found. 969 01:48:18,689 --> 01:48:22,509 wasn't this whole fuss over a quart of strawberries? 970 01:48:22,609 --> 01:48:28,219 The pilfering of food is a very serious occurrence on board a ship. 971 01:48:28,289 --> 01:48:32,429 You were told that the mess boys ate the berries. There was no Key. 972 01:48:32,529 --> 01:48:39,241 The Key was not imaginary. I don't Know anything about the mess boys. 973 01:48:39,409 --> 01:48:46,247 Have you no recollection of a conversation with Ensign Harding? 974 01:48:46,409 --> 01:48:50,229 Didn't he tell you that the mess boys ate the strawberries? 975 01:48:50,329 --> 01:48:56,484 I remember he was grateful for his transfer. His wife was ill. 976 01:48:56,649 --> 01:49:00,198 Do you Know where Ensign Harding is now? 977 01:49:00,369 --> 01:49:07,002 He's in San Diego. He can be flown up here in three hours if necessary. 978 01:49:07,169 --> 01:49:11,845 Shall we have him testify? - No, I... 979 01:49:14,609 --> 01:49:18,158 I don't see any need of that. 980 01:49:18,329 --> 01:49:24,325 Now that I recall, he might have said something about mess boys. 981 01:49:24,489 --> 01:49:29,429 I questioned many men, and Harding was not the most reliable officer. 982 01:49:29,529 --> 01:49:33,909 The defence has no other recourse than to produce Ensign Harding. 983 01:49:34,009 --> 01:49:39,322 There's no need for that. He'll only tell you lies. 984 01:49:39,489 --> 01:49:43,989 All the officers were disloyal. They were always fighting me. 985 01:49:44,089 --> 01:49:47,749 If the crew wanted their shirt-tails out, they'd let them. 986 01:49:47,849 --> 01:49:50,549 TaKe the tow line... defective equipment. 987 01:49:50,649 --> 01:49:56,309 But they began spreading wild rumours about steaming in circles, -... 988 01:49:56,409 --> 01:50:01,949 ...and then 'Old Yellowstain'. I was to blame for MaryK's incompetence. 989 01:50:02,049 --> 01:50:05,789 MaryK was the perfect officer, but not Queeg. 990 01:50:05,849 --> 01:50:10,001 But the strawberries, that's where I had them. 991 01:50:10,169 --> 01:50:16,722 I proved with geometric logic that a duplicate Key to the icebox existed. 992 01:50:16,889 --> 01:50:23,408 I could have produced that Key. They were protecting some officer... 993 01:50:35,489 --> 01:50:41,041 Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. 994 01:50:41,209 --> 01:50:46,394 If I've left anything out, just asK me specific questions -... 995 01:50:46,449 --> 01:50:52,240 ...and I'll be glad to answer them one by one. 996 01:51:14,489 --> 01:51:21,122 No further questions, sir. - The court is closed. 997 01:51:23,849 --> 01:51:29,560 For he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow... 998 01:51:29,729 --> 01:51:35,440 ...for he's a jolly good fellow that nobody can deny. 999 01:51:36,929 --> 01:51:41,949 No, baby, there are no girls here. Just the officers of the Caine. 1000 01:51:42,049 --> 01:51:46,042 what, darling? Steve, maKe them pipe down. 1001 01:51:46,209 --> 01:51:51,567 KnocK it off, fellas. - Hi, Tom. 1002 01:51:51,729 --> 01:51:55,278 Hi, fellas. 1003 01:51:55,449 --> 01:51:58,839 Steve. - Hello, Tom. 1004 01:51:59,009 --> 01:52:03,878 I didn't thinK you dared show up. - I didn't dare not to. 1005 01:52:09,809 --> 01:52:12,039 Steve. 1006 01:52:15,729 --> 01:52:20,109 ThanK you for not telling the fellas about what happened. 1007 01:52:20,209 --> 01:52:25,139 I'm delighted about the outcome. - It's over and done with. 1008 01:52:26,049 --> 01:52:31,760 You can fly in tonight. we'll have plenty of time to get married. 1009 01:52:31,929 --> 01:52:36,923 we'll tell my mother afterwards. Please, May. 1010 01:52:37,089 --> 01:52:42,368 I love you, darling. Goodbye, sweetheart. 1011 01:52:44,289 --> 01:52:47,964 Steve, Tom, that was May. we're... 1012 01:52:49,449 --> 01:52:55,888 ...well, well, well. The officers of the Caine in happy celebration. 1013 01:52:56,049 --> 01:53:03,125 You're Kind of tight. - I've got a guilty conscience. 1014 01:53:03,289 --> 01:53:09,159 I thought the wrong man was on trial, so I torpedoed Queeg for you. 1015 01:53:09,329 --> 01:53:13,561 I had to torpedo him. And I feel sicK about it. 1016 01:53:13,729 --> 01:53:16,926 TaKe it easy. 1017 01:53:17,089 --> 01:53:23,483 when I was studying law, and Mr Keefer was writing his stories, -... 1018 01:53:23,649 --> 01:53:28,029 ...and willie was tearing up the playing fields of Princeton, -... 1019 01:53:28,129 --> 01:53:31,989 ...who was standing guard over this country of ours? 1020 01:53:32,089 --> 01:53:36,509 Not us. we Knew you couldn't maKe any money in the service. 1021 01:53:36,609 --> 01:53:41,269 who did the dirty worK for us? Queeg did, and a lot of other guys. 1022 01:53:41,369 --> 01:53:44,349 Tough guys who didn't cracK up liKe Queeg. 1023 01:53:44,449 --> 01:53:48,408 Queeg endangered the lives of the men. 1024 01:53:48,569 --> 01:53:53,549 He didn't endanger any lives. You did. A fine bunch of officers. 1025 01:53:53,649 --> 01:53:59,042 You said yourself he cracKed. - That's a very pretty point. 1026 01:53:59,209 --> 01:54:04,109 I left out one detail in court. It wouldn't have helped our case. 1027 01:54:04,209 --> 01:54:09,734 At one point, Queeg came to you for help, and you turned him down. 1028 01:54:09,769 --> 01:54:12,237 Yes, we did. 1029 01:54:12,409 --> 01:54:16,402 He wasn't worthy of your Ioyalty. 1030 01:54:16,569 --> 01:54:20,509 So you turned on him. You made up songs about him. 1031 01:54:20,609 --> 01:54:25,549 If you'd been Ioyal to Queeg, do you thinK all this would have come up? 1032 01:54:25,649 --> 01:54:31,804 I'm asKing you, Steve. would it have been necessary to taKe over? 1033 01:54:31,969 --> 01:54:35,678 It probably wouldn't have been necessary. 1034 01:54:35,849 --> 01:54:39,349 If that's true, we were guilty. - You're learning. 1035 01:54:39,449 --> 01:54:42,909 You don't worK with the captain because of his hairstyle, -... 1036 01:54:43,009 --> 01:54:48,208 ...but because he's got the job, or you're no good. 1037 01:54:48,369 --> 01:54:52,487 The case is over. You're all safe. 1038 01:54:52,649 --> 01:54:56,119 It was liKe shooting fish in a barrel. 1039 01:54:57,609 --> 01:55:01,269 Now we come to the man who should have stood trial. 1040 01:55:01,369 --> 01:55:05,965 The ShaKespeare whose testimony nearly sunK us all. 1041 01:55:06,129 --> 01:55:12,079 Tell them, Keefer. - You're telling it better. 1042 01:55:13,369 --> 01:55:17,509 You should read his testimony. He never even heard of Queeg. 1043 01:55:17,609 --> 01:55:21,158 Let's forget it. - Queeg was sicK. 1044 01:55:21,329 --> 01:55:27,643 But you're real healthy. You didn't have one tenth the guts he had. 1045 01:55:27,809 --> 01:55:33,645 Except I never fooled myself. - I want to drinK a toast to you. 1046 01:55:33,809 --> 01:55:38,189 You always hated the Navy. Then you thought up this idea. 1047 01:55:38,289 --> 01:55:42,949 You managed to Keep your sKirts nice and clean even in the court martial. 1048 01:55:43,049 --> 01:55:46,758 MaryK will be remembered as a mutineer... 1049 01:55:46,929 --> 01:55:52,509 You'll publish your novel, maKe a million bucKs, marry a movie star, -... 1050 01:55:52,609 --> 01:55:57,524 ...and live with your conscience. If you have any. 1051 01:55:57,689 --> 01:56:04,288 Here's to the real author of 'The Caine Mutiny'. Here's to you. 1052 01:56:08,329 --> 01:56:15,087 I'll be outside. I'm drunKer than you are, so it'll be a f air fight. 1053 01:57:17,529 --> 01:57:21,044 Goodbye, darling. - Goodbye, willie. 1054 01:57:41,329 --> 01:57:44,002 Attention on decK. 1055 01:58:03,729 --> 01:58:06,368 Keith. - Yes, sir. 1056 01:58:08,369 --> 01:58:12,647 TaKe her out. - Aye, aye, sir. 1057 01:58:17,529 --> 01:58:21,488 Single up all lines. 1058 01:58:21,649 --> 01:58:26,200 Stand by to cast off.