2 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,120 They called him Machete. 3 00:00:56,206 --> 00:01:00,751 Seventy dollars a day for yard work, a hundred for roofing. 4 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,128 Get in. 5 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:09,134 - One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage. - Have you ever killed anyone before? 6 00:01:10,512 --> 00:01:13,222 As you may know, illegal aliens, such as yourself, 7 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:16,100 are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate. 8 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:21,355 For the good of both our people... our new senator must die. 9 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:26,652 And for that, I will pay you $150,000... cash. 10 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:29,530 He was given an offer he couldn't refuse. 11 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:34,785 I cost the most...... because I'm the best there is. 12 00:01:44,462 --> 00:01:48,924 Set up, double-crossed and left for dead. 13 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:54,722 I took a vow of peace, and now you want me to help you kill all these men? 14 00:01:54,806 --> 00:01:56,098 Yes, bro. 15 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,684 I mean, Padre. 16 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,520 I'll see what I can do. 17 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,363 He knows the score. 18 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:13,991 Where are my wife and daughter? 19 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:16,827 He gets the women. 20 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:18,370 ♪ He's bad 21 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:19,872 ♪ Machete ♪ 22 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:23,751 - And he kills the bad guys.. - No! 23 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,629 Oh, shit. 24 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:32,468 You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale? 25 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,887 - But they soon realized... 26 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:36,138 He's coming after us. 27 00:02:37,807 --> 00:02:41,060 ...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican. 28 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,397 - Action... 29 00:02:46,941 --> 00:02:50,402 -...suspense... 30 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:54,865 -...emotion. - Please, Father, have mercy. 31 00:02:54,949 --> 00:02:57,951 God has mercy. I don't. 32 00:02:59,204 --> 00:03:03,499 If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, 33 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:08,754 you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you. 34 00:03:13,051 --> 00:03:14,551 Machete. 35 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:17,054 Rated X. 36 00:03:19,391 --> 00:03:23,060 Brought to you from your friends at the Weinstein Company. 37 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,154 You're real pretty tonight, Holly. 38 00:07:02,238 --> 00:07:05,991 Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna do that shit, do it on stage! 39 00:07:08,077 --> 00:07:10,329 Smoking hot. Phew. 40 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:17,085 Cherry Darling, I told you too many fucking times, 41 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,087 you can't be up there crying and all that shit. 42 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,757 Do you know what a go-go dance is? 43 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:25,761 - Useless talent number 12? - No, it's a happy dance. 44 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:29,848 Get up there and you dance happy. It's go-go, not cry-cry. 45 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:31,850 I'm quitting. 46 00:07:32,226 --> 00:07:33,727 You say that at least one night a week. 47 00:07:34,437 --> 00:07:40,359 I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life. 48 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,319 I've always said you're funny, 49 00:07:42,403 --> 00:07:44,780 but if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass. 50 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,949 I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass. 51 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:50,744 "Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger 52 00:07:50,828 --> 00:07:53,413 and have a bye-bye slip." 53 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,708 Here's my finger. 54 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:00,963 And here's my bye-bye slip. 55 00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:05,258 We need some cash. 56 00:08:27,198 --> 00:08:29,157 Dick! Fuck! 57 00:08:29,534 --> 00:08:33,829 Aah! 58 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,961 Ass-bag! 59 00:08:45,883 --> 00:08:47,509 Ow! 60 00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:06,403 All right, boys. Come on.. 61 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:15,954 All right, all right. Come on. You guys know the drill, huh? 62 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:22,377 Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this. 63 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,133 Hey, Abby. 64 00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:32,929 I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romy. 65 00:09:34,932 --> 00:09:37,309 Would you like to tell me what happened? 66 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:39,895 Uh, they escaped. 67 00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:42,397 All three? 68 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:47,360 Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out... 69 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:50,822 I'm sorry, Romy, but I just don't trust you anymore. 70 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:53,450 And you know the rules. 71 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:58,038 Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby, you're not gonna see me anymore. 72 00:09:58,122 --> 00:09:59,873 - OK? - Not so fast. 73 00:10:05,922 --> 00:10:08,215 I also want your balls. 74 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:19,017 I'm really quite attached to them. 75 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,979 Oh, sweetheart. I was really attached to my specimens. 76 00:10:23,064 --> 00:10:26,691 And now they're out there in the night doing God knows what. 77 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:29,152 I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby. 78 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:35,826 Hey, hey! What are you guys...?! 79 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:40,705 You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen! You don't need Abby. There's more! 80 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,959 There's more! I could get you all you ever need! 81 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:47,170 Motherfucking pussies! Let me go, you son of a bitch! 82 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:52,217 I can get you more! No! No! 83 00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:01,893 Pick this up, please. 84 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,222 Where's the shit? 85 00:11:40,057 --> 00:11:44,186 The shit's right there. The deal is still good. 86 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,939 No, it's not. 87 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,027 You held out on me. 88 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,112 Now I want all of it. 89 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,765 It looks like I got you by the balls, Abby. 90 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:24,726 - You certainly have. - So... 91 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:29,606 ... I'll ask you one more time. 92 00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:32,192 Where's... 93 00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:34,527 ...the... 94 00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:36,821 ...shit? 95 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,491 Everywhere! 96 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:21,908 Oh, balls. 97 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:07,245 Get that thing away from my pumps! 98 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:13,126 It's just overheating! I need to get to town. 99 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,964 It's just a stripped radiator cap. 100 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:22,302 - Water leaks when it heats up. 101 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,181 No pressure. 102 00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:33,563 - Are you OK? - I'm just cherry. 103 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:36,107 Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in. 104 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:43,198 - Here, take this with you. - Not your good spring water. 105 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,617 Ain't nothing good about it. I bottle it myself. 106 00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:47,243 I get it right there out of the dam. 107 00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:53,666 - Thanks, JT. - We're serving inside tonight. 108 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:56,086 Best barbeque in Texas round the clock. 109 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,214 - I gotta go. - Saving lives, are ya? 110 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,342 Now how did you know that? 111 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,228 Now that's a rump roast. 112 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,654 I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten. 113 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,617 A friend will be here before ten to pick up Tony. 114 00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:30,453 ♪ Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge 115 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,580 What did I tell you? No playing with toys at the table. 116 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,833 - Didn't I tell you that? - Yeah. 117 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,337 There's a packed suitcase under his bed. 118 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,008 Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up. 119 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,558 I'll leave him watching TV. 120 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:58,148 But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes. Thank you. 121 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,319 - What happened to your tooth?? - Fell out. 122 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:07,740 Wow. Think you could say a prayer for your old man? 123 00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:14,289 - No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen. 124 00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,832 Amen. 125 00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:25,133 - Who was that you were talking to? - Babysitter. She's on her way. 126 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,724 - You believe her? - No. 127 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,350 Me neither. 128 00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,422 - Hey. - Hey. 129 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,883 - How's it going, JT? - All right. 130 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,345 - Still open, I see. - Oh, yeah. All night. 131 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,473 - Free of charge. 132 00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:17,018 Tonight is a special night. 133 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:22,023 - What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years. 134 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,609 You're the second person to show up tonight. 135 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:28,279 - Who's the first? - Right there. 136 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:38,289 Must be passing through. Seems only strangers eat here. 137 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,417 I still eat here, JT. 138 00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:43,503 Oh, yeah, you sure do. 139 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,631 By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eating. 140 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,141 Hello, Palomita. 141 00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,896 I don't go by that name anymore. 142 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:07,735 So, you ever become that fancy doctor? 143 00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,948 Never did. 144 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:19,038 Thought for sure you would. You talked about it enough. 145 00:18:19,123 --> 00:18:21,708 That's the problem with goals, they become the thing you talk about 146 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,334 instead of the thing you do. 147 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,170 That's my jacket. 148 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,299 I looked for it for two weeks. 149 00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:32,427 - How long did you look for me, Wray? - Jacket belonged to me, you didn't. 150 00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:38,224 So, um... what are you doing now? 151 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,478 I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. 152 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,065 Really? 153 00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:50,695 You're not funny. 154 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:56,409 That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they say I'm hysterical. 155 00:18:57,328 --> 00:18:59,287 But you're not. 156 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:05,043 There's a difference between being frank and being dick. 157 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:09,714 Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again. 158 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,467 Oh, um... 159 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:16,220 ...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows. 160 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,181 Cherry. 161 00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,100 Cherry Darling. 162 00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:23,269 Sounds like a stripper. 163 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:27,231 No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference. 164 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:29,609 Right. 165 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,946 Well... you'll always be Palomita to me. 166 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:40,828 I need a ride. 167 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,334 What do you say El Wray? 168 00:19:49,129 --> 00:19:51,214 I'll give you a ride. 169 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,052 Goodbye, Bill. 170 00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,638 - Don't you mean "See you later?" - Of course. 171 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,850 Hey, what's up, doc? 172 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,688 Little lady's looking pretty good there. 173 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:11,192 Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding. 174 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,903 - Look at that shit. - What happened to your arm? 175 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:18,491 - Well, uh... I got bit. - Bit? Bit by what? 176 00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:21,744 Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me. 177 00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:24,038 Got some Bactine or something? 178 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:28,835 Ooh. Can't you just sew it up? 179 00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:34,048 Well, normally, I would. I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding. 180 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:38,136 - Problem is, this one doesn't bleed. - Oh, shit. Check this out. 181 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:42,849 At this old military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this. 182 00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:46,018 Ooh, chronic herpetic lesions. 183 00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:49,689 When he urinated it came out through these holes here, like a fountain. 184 00:20:49,773 --> 00:20:53,359 Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it? 185 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,071 Fuck that. I was never in Iraq. 186 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,199 Good for you. The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe. 187 00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:03,619 I got Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on. 188 00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:07,081 Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas. 189 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,584 Actually, I still have those in my fridge. 190 00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:14,839 - It's a botfly, you think? - Chronic, viral, ulcerative lesion. 191 00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,925 That looks like gout. 192 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,137 - He's running a temperature of 105. - Is that bad? 193 00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:24,432 - It's high. - Bad would be 108. 194 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,852 You can have a seizure, go psychotic... 195 00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:29,604 ...and probably die. 196 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,064 - Say "ahh." - Aah. 197 00:21:32,149 --> 00:21:37,361 - Oh! Jesus! - Oh, nice. Black abscess tongue. 198 00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:40,531 All abscesses should be drained, period. 199 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:50,374 - What are you doing?? - Shut up, Joe. 200 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,222 - Baby, get the needles. 201 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:11,145 - Be right there. - Right now. 202 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,064 Asshole. 203 00:22:20,113 --> 00:22:21,447 It's spreading. 204 00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:23,533 Holy shit. 205 00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:24,992 When did you say you got this bite? 206 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:28,746 - Just now.. - We gotta lose the arm, Joe. 207 00:22:28,831 --> 00:22:32,208 - Lose the arm? What do you mean? - It's spreading to your shoulder. 208 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:35,002 If we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest, 209 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,629 and we can't cut that off. 210 00:22:36,713 --> 00:22:38,923 Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion? 211 00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,675 Hi, Joe. 212 00:22:41,802 --> 00:22:44,512 I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic 213 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:48,099 so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These... 214 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:52,270 ...are my friends. My yellow friend... 215 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,023 -...is just to take the sting off. - Ah! 216 00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:59,610 My blue friend... you'll barely feel. 217 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:04,574 That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. 218 00:23:04,658 --> 00:23:06,826 See how fast my friends work? 219 00:23:08,245 --> 00:23:11,122 And after my red-headed friend... 220 00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:14,292 ...you'll never see me again. 221 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,926 They all react differently. 222 00:23:26,179 --> 00:23:29,932 - Now what? 223 00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:33,603 Dedicated to Jungle Julia, in loving memory. 224 00:23:46,366 --> 00:23:48,492 It's not the radiator. 225 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:50,995 Damn it! 226 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:15,227 Fucking thing. Cheap! 227 00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:32,411 Hey! Hey, hey! 228 00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:35,164 Bastard! Bastard! 229 00:24:47,844 --> 00:24:50,554 Hey! Hey! 230 00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:53,849 - Get outta the road, bitch! 231 00:25:05,862 --> 00:25:11,742 Stop! Stop!! Please! Stop! 232 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,830 No! No!! 233 00:25:15,956 --> 00:25:18,749 No! 234 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:32,972 What the hell is that? 235 00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:39,979 - People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo? 236 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:44,734 Deer. We get a lot of them around here. 237 00:25:45,902 --> 00:25:48,821 You know, I read a statistic that said 238 00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:53,784 that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years. 239 00:25:53,869 --> 00:25:56,037 Sixty percent of that's from roadkill. 240 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,081 People eat roadkill? 241 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,417 If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour 242 00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:03,210 and a deer darts out in front of you, 243 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:07,923 if you blink or brake or swerve, shit, you'll just kill yourself. 244 00:26:08,008 --> 00:26:12,553 - So, what do you do? - Pick 'em off. Just like this. 245 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:15,806 - Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable. 246 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600 Oh, fuck! 247 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,576 Cherry. 248 00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:40,831 I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve! 249 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,291 That wasn't a deer. 250 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:47,338 - Cherry! Cherry! No! 251 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,441 - Ah! 252 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,539 Palomita. 253 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,336 - Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got? 254 00:27:27,462 --> 00:27:31,382 Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma... 255 00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:34,135 ...one severed limb. 256 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,929 Where's the leg? 257 00:27:37,013 --> 00:27:40,808 Three sickos attacked her. I shot at them. 258 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:44,019 I never miss. 259 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:50,067 They took the leg with them. 260 00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:04,081 You have to come with us, Wray. We need to talk about this. 261 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,542 - He has to sign her in. - Do what now? 262 00:28:06,626 --> 00:28:08,836 He's with her. He's responsible for her. 263 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,505 He can fill this out after we talk. Let's go. 264 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,261 What are you doing with a rifle, Wray? 265 00:28:17,345 --> 00:28:20,806 Nothing. Was thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks. 266 00:28:20,891 --> 00:28:24,977 Come on, Wray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore. 267 00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:27,938 Here I stick my neck out for ya. 268 00:28:28,023 --> 00:28:30,774 Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? 269 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:33,652 A missing leg that's now missing? 270 00:28:33,737 --> 00:28:37,740 And here you're saying in front of everybody someone up and snatched it? 271 00:28:37,824 --> 00:28:41,368 And that you shot them with a gun you never should've had in the first place? 272 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,287 And that now they're gone? 273 00:28:43,371 --> 00:28:45,414 Can we finish this conversation somewhere else? 274 00:28:45,498 --> 00:28:47,166 My thought exactly. 275 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:51,212 Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in. 276 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:55,049 - Christ, you're kidding. - Automobile accident off Highway 18. 277 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,551 DOAs? Have Andy pick them up. 278 00:28:59,387 --> 00:29:03,933 - That's unsanitary, doc. - Helps me monitor my state of calmness. 279 00:29:04,017 --> 00:29:06,769 Don't get worked up enough to crack it. 280 00:29:06,853 --> 00:29:09,521 - Fuck! - Might cut yourself pretty good. 281 00:29:09,606 --> 00:29:12,149 Then I would know I was not calm. 282 00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,449 What do you say now, doc? 283 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:24,411 Somebody call my wife. 284 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:27,498 - Sheriff Hague. - It's JT, sheriff. 285 00:29:27,582 --> 00:29:29,625 JT, how's the barbecue business? 286 00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:32,962 Ever since my bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit. 287 00:29:33,046 --> 00:29:36,882 I'm real sorry to hear about that. I wish there was something I could do. 288 00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:39,218 Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff. 289 00:29:39,302 --> 00:29:41,679 I'm listening. What's the trouble? 290 00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:43,722 There ain't no trouble, not yet, anyway. 291 00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:46,600 I got two delinquents been hanging around here for over an hour. 292 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,686 They won't purchase, and they won't leave. 293 00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:55,567 - Never mind, here they come. - You cook that meat at 250 degrees? 294 00:29:55,652 --> 00:29:58,320 I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand. 295 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,282 Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine. 296 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,867 Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe. 297 00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:06,036 That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave. 298 00:30:06,121 --> 00:30:08,789 I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya. 299 00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:11,959 I could be dying in your arms, I ain't gonna tell ya. 300 00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:13,794 We'll see about that. 301 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:21,051 You gonna look, or are you gonna eat? 302 00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:33,188 - You called for me? - I need for you to see this. 303 00:30:35,817 --> 00:30:38,736 - Looks like a no-brainer.. - What does that mean? 304 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:42,990 No brain. Scooped clean out of her skull. 305 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:47,369 I know what this is.. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis. 306 00:30:48,705 --> 00:30:51,206 - You think?? - Oh, sure. 307 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,375 Thank you, that'll be all. 308 00:31:06,639 --> 00:31:09,391 Did you know she was back in town? 309 00:31:11,144 --> 00:31:12,936 No. 310 00:31:13,563 --> 00:31:15,147 I didn't. 311 00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:22,279 What happened to her? 312 00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:25,449 I don't know, baby. 313 00:31:30,163 --> 00:31:32,748 I thought you stopped seeing each other. 314 00:31:35,335 --> 00:31:37,419 We have. 315 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:40,255 Well, yes, you have now. She's fucking dead. 316 00:31:41,674 --> 00:31:44,134 I mean, we stopped before. 317 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,643 I haven't talked to her in a while. 318 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,441 But you've written each other? 319 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:04,863 Here and there. 320 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,698 But nothing... 321 00:32:06,783 --> 00:32:08,117 What're you doing?! 322 00:32:09,202 --> 00:32:11,703 Let me see your last three messages. 323 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,499 - You have no right. - I don't? 324 00:32:17,252 --> 00:32:19,336 I don't have a right? 325 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,173 Show it to me. 326 00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:27,177 - Show it to me. - No. 327 00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:29,513 Ahh! 328 00:32:29,597 --> 00:32:32,015 Now that's just to take the sting off. 329 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,689 - Show it to me. - No, please. 330 00:32:39,482 --> 00:32:41,859 - Show it to me! 331 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,450 Now let's see how fast your friends work. 332 00:33:00,128 --> 00:33:01,545 That's pretty fast. 333 00:33:05,425 --> 00:33:08,427 Oh, what do I know, my love? 334 00:33:08,511 --> 00:33:10,053 Exactly. 335 00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:14,099 That you're a cheating, lying... 336 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:18,145 ...sack. 337 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:22,524 - I didn't want to hurt you. - But you did. 338 00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:26,320 Because you're insane. 339 00:33:29,532 --> 00:33:34,578 And I was afraid of what you might do to me... 340 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,372 ...to our son. 341 00:33:37,457 --> 00:33:39,708 I'm the mother of your son. 342 00:33:40,293 --> 00:33:41,919 Ah! 343 00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:47,424 And after this one... 344 00:33:48,551 --> 00:33:50,636 ... I'll never see you again. 345 00:34:04,734 --> 00:34:07,277 - Dr. Block?? - What? 346 00:34:08,029 --> 00:34:12,366 - You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there. 347 00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:25,045 Where the hell are the bodies? 348 00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:28,173 That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone. 349 00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:31,593 They didn't just get up and walk out, did they? 350 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,936 Shut the fuck up! Somebody take care of this perp for me 351 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:26,690 - before I fucking kill him! - What the hell is going on? 352 00:35:26,774 --> 00:35:29,735 He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him, 353 00:35:29,819 --> 00:35:32,779 and the son of a bitch, he bit my goddamn finger off! 354 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,616 Quit your hollering and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid. 355 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:39,828 I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech. He bit my finger clean off! 356 00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:42,372 Fucking shit! 357 00:35:42,457 --> 00:35:46,084 Get out there and book him. I'll fucking kill him if I have to do it. 358 00:35:46,169 --> 00:35:47,711 Carlos, go get him. 359 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,715 Wray, you stay put. 360 00:36:13,029 --> 00:36:17,491 - Are you sure he's in there? - He was. 361 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,910 Motherfucker. 362 00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:53,735 He's gone. 363 00:36:54,904 --> 00:36:57,364 - Broke out the window. - Where's my finger? 364 00:36:58,533 --> 00:36:59,866 Found your ring. 365 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,786 Could it be the same guy as your leg snatcher? 366 00:37:03,496 --> 00:37:05,247 I didn't get a good look at mine. 367 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:11,169 That him over there? 368 00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,266 Wray! 369 00:38:18,154 --> 00:38:19,321 Fuck. 370 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:25,452 You motherfucker! 371 00:38:57,109 --> 00:38:59,528 - No, don't touch him! - Why not? 372 00:38:59,612 --> 00:39:02,405 - He's infected. - With what? 373 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,533 - Everything. - Wray! 374 00:39:04,617 --> 00:39:06,201 Drop the fucking gun. 375 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:15,043 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 376 00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:19,714 - I'm gonna go get Cherry. - Fine, but we're taking my car. 377 00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:28,640 I'm riding with you. 378 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,851 Don't make any sudden moves. 379 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,697 - Viral infections. 380 00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:48,368 They came pouring in. 381 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:53,290 Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions. Highly contagious. 382 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:59,004 - What do you think? - Self-preservation comes to mind. 383 00:39:59,088 --> 00:40:01,548 Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here. 384 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,176 First, let me get my wife. 385 00:41:12,286 --> 00:41:17,540 I love you, sweetie. There you go, bunny rabbit. Come on, come on. 386 00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:19,292 Open up now. 387 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:21,544 I want you to be around for a while. 388 00:41:21,629 --> 00:41:24,297 I don't want you checking out just... 389 00:41:24,423 --> 00:41:26,925 Damn! 390 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:30,136 Ramona... 391 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:34,474 ...you fart like a goddamn pack mule since I've been back, goddamn! 392 00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:38,812 Hate to do this to you, Earl!! But we need every man on the job! 393 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,355 The shit has hit the fan! 394 00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:43,775 Bring some guns and ammo! 395 00:41:43,859 --> 00:41:45,527 Meet me at my brother's! 396 00:41:45,611 --> 00:41:48,154 I gotcha. I'll be there. 397 00:41:49,281 --> 00:41:51,741 You gotta eat quick, sweetie. Come on. 398 00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:57,330 Oh, my. 399 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,962 Ah! 400 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,125 Oh, my God. 401 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:40,558 What the hell is going on? 402 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,565 - Are you gonna give me a gun? - Are you fucking kidding me? 403 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,593 Palomita? 404 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:03,766 - Get up. We're leaving. - I can't walk. 405 00:45:03,851 --> 00:45:06,019 So what? Get up! 406 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,146 Get... 407 00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:11,900 Motherfucker! Look at me! 408 00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:14,777 Look at me! 409 00:45:15,571 --> 00:45:19,866 I was gonna be a stand-up comedian. Who's gonna laugh now? 410 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:22,744 Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go. 411 00:45:22,828 --> 00:45:26,539 - It's not funny. It's pathetic. - Would you stop crying over fucking... 412 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:29,000 -...spilt milk?! - I have no leg! 413 00:45:38,677 --> 00:45:40,803 Now you do. What do you think? 414 00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:50,730 - You could carry me, Wray. - Yeah? You never wanted that before. 415 00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:52,065 Why start now? 416 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:56,653 Ahh! 417 00:46:04,870 --> 00:46:06,996 This is fucking ridiculous. 418 00:46:12,419 --> 00:46:15,505 The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in! 419 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,013 Goddamn it, wait for me. 420 00:46:34,942 --> 00:46:38,611 - My leg's stuck in the door. - It's just wood. 421 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:41,656 - It's splintering! - Will you just leave it alone? 422 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:43,658 Why is this happening to me? 423 00:46:43,742 --> 00:46:47,620 Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong. 424 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,707 Stay? 425 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:53,543 Yeah, baby, stay. 426 00:46:57,006 --> 00:46:59,048 OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen. 427 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:07,056 It's furry.. 428 00:47:08,017 --> 00:47:09,684 It's a furry one. 429 00:47:09,768 --> 00:47:14,355 El for Electra, Ame from Amelia. Does that make any fucking sense? 430 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,943 You can call me whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit. 431 00:47:25,034 --> 00:47:26,617 - You said ten!! - I'm sorry. 432 00:47:26,702 --> 00:47:28,786 We can't be watching your kid all goddamned night! 433 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:31,497 Your friend never showed up, and we got shit to do! 434 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:32,957 That's right. 435 00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:34,834 Then start doing it. 436 00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:44,052 Tony! We're leaving! 437 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:48,765 - Wait, my tarantula. - Bring it, let's go. 438 00:47:49,308 --> 00:47:52,477 And my turtle. And my scorpion. 439 00:47:52,561 --> 00:47:55,938 We're not octopuses. We can't carry everything. 440 00:47:56,023 --> 00:48:00,318 - Octopi. - Come on! Let's go. 441 00:48:07,034 --> 00:48:10,870 Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that? 442 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:13,414 It's OK. They can live in the same tank. 443 00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:17,168 - What about my pocket bike? - It's in the trunk. 444 00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:21,297 Where you think you're going, you fucking bitch?! 445 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:25,676 We're gonna fucking kill you! 446 00:48:32,935 --> 00:48:34,685 We're gonna kill you, bitch! 447 00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:44,404 Are you sure you wanna do this? 448 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,118 Everybody grab a badge and a gun. You're all deputies, 449 00:48:50,202 --> 00:48:53,871 as of this moment forward, except for you, Wray. 450 00:49:02,381 --> 00:49:03,589 Nope. 451 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,552 - What do we got? - Something's wrong up there. 452 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:12,056 JT always comes out and greets. Let's go! 453 00:49:14,476 --> 00:49:16,769 Try not to shoot yourselves. 454 00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:19,897 Don't shoot each other. 455 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:22,275 But especially... 456 00:49:24,445 --> 00:49:26,404 ...don't shoot me. 457 00:49:33,245 --> 00:49:34,912 JT! 458 00:49:42,337 --> 00:49:44,589 Go on! Get off him, Rusty! 459 00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,053 Goddamn, JT. 460 00:49:52,806 --> 00:49:54,265 Yah! 461 00:49:55,642 --> 00:49:58,311 Ehh! 462 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:04,734 - Barbeque? 463 00:50:05,986 --> 00:50:07,403 Asshole. 464 00:50:09,948 --> 00:50:13,618 - Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas. 465 00:50:13,702 --> 00:50:16,245 Must've passed out after I killed those things. 466 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,207 Nice shooting. 467 00:50:19,291 --> 00:50:22,793 Everybody, gather up supplies. We head out in 20. 468 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,487 I want you to open that for Mommy. 469 00:50:53,075 --> 00:50:55,159 Now, take the gun. 470 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:57,703 Careful. 471 00:50:58,622 --> 00:51:02,291 And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, 472 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:04,293 I want you to shoot them, OK? 473 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:08,339 I'm not kidding, Tony. You shoot them. 474 00:51:08,423 --> 00:51:10,383 Just like your video games. 475 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:13,469 You shoot them in the head. 476 00:51:13,554 --> 00:51:15,137 What if it's Dad? 477 00:51:15,931 --> 00:51:18,015 Especially if it's your dad. 478 00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:32,905 And be careful where you point that thing. 479 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:36,325 You'll blow your own face off. I'll be right back. 480 00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:38,744 I love you. 481 00:51:57,973 --> 00:52:00,725 Tony! 482 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,022 Hello, baby. 483 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:22,705 Open! 484 00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:30,254 Look what you did to our son! 485 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:40,264 Stay away! 486 00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:47,605 Goddamn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again. 487 00:52:47,689 --> 00:52:48,856 Daddy! 488 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:55,071 Get your sorry ass in here! 489 00:52:57,574 --> 00:53:00,743 If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got. 490 00:53:00,827 --> 00:53:02,411 Right this way. 491 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,205 Watch that meat! 492 00:53:04,289 --> 00:53:05,581 Meet my wife. 493 00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:09,585 Jesse James custom Dominator. 494 00:53:09,670 --> 00:53:11,962 I made Jesse a plate of barbeque so good, 495 00:53:12,047 --> 00:53:14,507 he made this baby for me free of fucking charge. 496 00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:17,259 Got anything that could transport more people? 497 00:53:18,845 --> 00:53:22,640 - Where's the top? - Baby's chopped permanently. 498 00:53:22,724 --> 00:53:24,809 Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit. 499 00:53:24,893 --> 00:53:26,894 - No protection. - And she's fast. 500 00:53:26,978 --> 00:53:30,022 Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine. 501 00:53:30,107 --> 00:53:34,735 Who are you? I mean really. Wray's Wreckage? 502 00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:37,279 That's what it says on your truck. 503 00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:44,286 Are you a wrecker, Wray? 504 00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:47,164 I'm nobody. 505 00:53:47,249 --> 00:53:49,583 It's the easiest thing to remember. 506 00:53:50,919 --> 00:53:52,628 So remember it. 507 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:02,179 Hey, you want some barbeque? 508 00:54:02,264 --> 00:54:05,391 - Best in Texas. - Aw, no thanks. 509 00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:08,853 - What's the matter? You don't eat meat? - Oh, I eat meat. 510 00:54:08,937 --> 00:54:11,230 I also eat lots of shit. 511 00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:14,150 - See this? - What's that? 512 00:54:14,234 --> 00:54:16,652 Shit-eating grin. 513 00:54:16,737 --> 00:54:19,238 You ought to be a comedian. 514 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:22,491 - What do you think of the leg? - Oh, that's funny. 515 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:25,995 How's your stump? 516 00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:29,081 They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing. 517 00:54:31,126 --> 00:54:33,169 This must be the real Bone Shack. 518 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:39,675 - Old JT knows how to live. - Like fuck he does. 519 00:54:43,388 --> 00:54:47,016 - I like how you say "fuck." - Good. Fuck you. 520 00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:50,352 Fuck me? 521 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:58,110 Oh, so now you're the comedian. Go ahead. Drop your pants. 522 00:54:58,195 --> 00:55:00,321 That'll be good for a laugh. 523 00:55:00,947 --> 00:55:02,865 I highly doubt that. 524 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:13,042 - That's my jacket. - Yes, I know. 525 00:55:13,126 --> 00:55:15,336 I looked for it for two weeks. 526 00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:20,007 Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. 527 00:55:20,091 --> 00:55:22,301 I was walking out on you. 528 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:25,638 I was cold. I took your fucking jacket. 529 00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:29,600 So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants 530 00:55:29,684 --> 00:55:31,560 about a jacket, then fucking take it. 531 00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:34,730 'Cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time. 532 00:55:37,108 --> 00:55:39,860 - Did you find what was in the pocket? - Fuck no. 533 00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:42,404 Look for it. 534 00:55:45,492 --> 00:55:47,326 No, the other one. 535 00:55:56,670 --> 00:55:59,088 I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 536 00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:02,883 You took the jacket. 537 00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:05,928 And I looked for it for two weeks. 538 00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:09,598 Read it. 539 00:56:16,606 --> 00:56:19,108 "Two against the world." 540 00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:23,654 Remember that? 541 00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:26,532 I never forgot it. 542 00:56:27,409 --> 00:56:29,159 Why'd you leave? 543 00:56:30,453 --> 00:56:33,956 Because you didn't believe in us or in me. 544 00:57:55,956 --> 00:57:59,083 I figured one of the new deputies might end up shooting me, 545 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:02,169 - but not you, Tolo! - Sorry! I'm sorry. 546 00:58:02,253 --> 00:58:04,129 - Dumb-ass. - You're gonna be all right. 547 00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:07,383 McGraw is here and a whole bunch of others. 548 00:58:08,009 --> 00:58:12,304 Come on! Move your ass! Come on! 549 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,574 What did I tell you, Tony? 550 00:58:33,576 --> 00:58:35,411 Don't point the gun at yourself. 551 00:58:36,663 --> 00:58:38,539 Didn't I tell you that? 552 00:58:39,874 --> 00:58:43,293 Thank you for telling me about... you know. 553 00:58:43,378 --> 00:58:46,547 Don't mention it. That's an order. 554 00:58:47,215 --> 00:58:48,799 If I had known that you were... 555 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:55,764 ...El Wray, I wouldn't have given you such a hard time. 556 00:58:55,849 --> 00:58:58,726 I didn't mean to be a prick about it. 557 00:58:58,810 --> 00:59:01,020 "Need to know basis," that kind of shit. 558 00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:02,479 Take this. 559 00:59:04,691 --> 00:59:06,608 Do what you do best. 560 00:59:08,528 --> 00:59:11,905 No, you're not. Don't give him the gun. 561 00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:15,451 Give him the gun, Tolo. 562 00:59:15,577 --> 00:59:17,202 Give him that gun. 563 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:19,955 Give him all the guns. 564 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:34,970 Holy shit. 565 00:59:38,016 --> 00:59:39,641 That boy's got the devil in him. 566 00:59:43,104 --> 00:59:45,939 We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles. 567 00:59:46,024 --> 00:59:47,191 - All right.. - All right. 568 00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:49,401 Everyone behind me. 569 01:00:00,705 --> 01:00:02,331 Outside, now! 570 01:00:21,392 --> 01:00:22,392 Goddamn you! 571 01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:37,699 Everybody back inside! 572 01:00:43,832 --> 01:00:46,375 You, Skip, front and center. 573 01:00:47,502 --> 01:00:50,129 Go out front, start up the Kill Dozer. 574 01:00:50,213 --> 01:00:52,339 We need it to transport the other survivors. 575 01:00:52,423 --> 01:00:54,842 You fucking crazy? I'm not going out there. 576 01:00:54,926 --> 01:00:57,553 - I'll cover you. - I'm not going. 577 01:00:57,637 --> 01:01:01,348 - I never miss. - Come on, Skip. 578 01:01:01,432 --> 01:01:04,268 It's go-go, not cry-cry. 579 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:06,854 Cherry! 580 01:01:17,115 --> 01:01:18,991 Oh, dear. 581 01:02:06,539 --> 01:02:09,291 JT! You take whoever you can fit in your convertible! 582 01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,709 Everyone else on board! 583 01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:14,713 - Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me! - You take the chopper. 584 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:18,133 - I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it. 585 01:02:19,510 --> 01:02:22,554 You're bleeding like a stuck pig, your vision is blurred, 586 01:02:22,639 --> 01:02:25,140 - and you're on your last leg. - Anything else? 587 01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:26,808 Don't wreck it. 588 01:02:28,311 --> 01:02:31,772 Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw! 589 01:02:31,856 --> 01:02:33,482 - I need a gun! - Take this. 590 01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:35,484 Fucking cool! 591 01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:39,529 All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off. 592 01:02:41,908 --> 01:02:44,117 I can take care of myself. 593 01:02:44,744 --> 01:02:45,786 Bye, daddy. 594 01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:49,206 Remember how to ride a bike? 595 01:02:49,290 --> 01:02:52,042 Useless talent number 32. 596 01:02:52,252 --> 01:02:55,295 Good. Anyone else have a car? 597 01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:02,135 You sure you're OK driving this thing? 598 01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:03,512 Hell, yeah. 599 01:03:06,599 --> 01:03:09,017 Dakota! We're sorry about Tony. 600 01:03:10,061 --> 01:03:11,270 Thanks. 601 01:03:11,896 --> 01:03:14,606 You're engine is shot and you've got three blown tires. 602 01:03:14,691 --> 01:03:16,566 But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk. 603 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:22,114 - Is it fast? - Zero to 50 in four seconds. 604 01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:23,740 You ride with her. 605 01:03:25,076 --> 01:03:28,453 - I'm Cherry. - You sure are. 606 01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:31,039 Move out! 607 01:03:31,165 --> 01:03:33,041 Damn shame. 608 01:04:06,617 --> 01:04:08,702 - Rusty! 609 01:04:08,828 --> 01:04:11,413 - Goddamn it! 610 01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:51,828 Sheriff, how much ammo we got? 611 01:04:53,956 --> 01:04:55,624 Not enough. 612 01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,972 Don't shoot! We're not infected! 613 01:05:20,066 --> 01:05:22,150 All survivors gotta come with us. 614 01:05:23,778 --> 01:05:25,320 Especially you... 615 01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:27,906 ...El Wray. 616 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:30,158 I don't go by that name anymore. 617 01:05:44,799 --> 01:05:47,175 It's OK. It's OK. 618 01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:51,596 We're here in quarantine with the other survivors. 619 01:06:01,441 --> 01:06:03,066 Where is here? 620 01:06:03,943 --> 01:06:06,445 The old Army base. 621 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:08,989 El Wray? 622 01:06:10,491 --> 01:06:11,783 That you? 623 01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:15,745 He's with them. I saw him in their convoy earlier. 624 01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:19,791 I'm a scientist and a businessman. Not military. 625 01:06:19,876 --> 01:06:23,378 Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on. 626 01:06:25,339 --> 01:06:27,382 They're stealing biochemical weapons. 627 01:06:27,467 --> 01:06:30,844 - DC-2? - Also known as Project Terror. 628 01:06:32,138 --> 01:06:35,807 Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled, landlocked area. 629 01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:37,684 You were supplying it to them. 630 01:06:38,769 --> 01:06:40,103 So why'd they shut you out? 631 01:06:40,188 --> 01:06:43,732 They found my supply. It's under our feet. 632 01:06:44,192 --> 01:06:45,650 Ten stories down. 633 01:06:45,776 --> 01:06:49,488 The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-2, itself. 634 01:06:49,572 --> 01:06:52,657 - Delays the negative effects. - They need it. 635 01:06:53,659 --> 01:06:56,578 - Like a drug. - Correct. We found that 636 01:06:56,662 --> 01:07:00,040 a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself. 637 01:07:00,124 --> 01:07:02,375 And within this small percentage lies a cure. 638 01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:04,085 What do you want to do? 639 01:07:07,215 --> 01:07:08,757 Mexico. 640 01:07:08,841 --> 01:07:12,302 Put our backs against the ocean and defend ourselves from there. 641 01:07:12,386 --> 01:07:14,346 No. We have to get back to my lab. 642 01:07:14,430 --> 01:07:16,848 This infection will spread all over the world 643 01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:20,519 to every man, woman and child, unless I finish my antidote. 644 01:07:21,771 --> 01:07:23,939 You have an antidote? 645 01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:33,240 You! You! Come with us. 646 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:37,953 Move it! Move it, Peggy! 647 01:07:55,763 --> 01:08:00,016 - You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry? 648 01:08:03,896 --> 01:08:06,356 Ava Gardner, do you like her? 649 01:08:07,858 --> 01:08:09,484 Yeah, I guess. 650 01:08:10,236 --> 01:08:12,237 I was just thinking that you, uh... 651 01:08:12,321 --> 01:08:14,698 ...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit. 652 01:08:22,498 --> 01:08:25,584 You got something you wanna say to me? 653 01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:27,460 I have nothing to say to you. 654 01:08:27,545 --> 01:08:29,588 You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny. 655 01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:33,133 'Cause I could've swore you just gave me a "fuck you" look right now. 656 01:08:33,217 --> 01:08:35,427 You wanna say "fuck you" to me? 657 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:36,886 Not at this moment. 658 01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:41,558 Do you know what this is? 659 01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:46,021 - A gun. - It's simplicity itself. 660 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,442 You see, you point it at what you want to die, 661 01:08:50,526 --> 01:08:55,905 and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here. 662 01:08:55,990 --> 01:08:58,617 And the little bullet hits you right there. 663 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:01,703 And you know what? 664 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,874 You don't look like Ava Gardner no more. 665 01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:12,547 Don't taunt me, tramp. 666 01:09:12,632 --> 01:09:17,677 I am not one to be taunted. You got it? 667 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:22,182 Let me hear you say "I got it." 668 01:09:22,266 --> 01:09:26,311 - I got it. - You damn well better. 669 01:09:34,612 --> 01:09:35,904 Tool. 670 01:09:42,411 --> 01:09:45,538 That's it. I figured it out. 671 01:09:46,874 --> 01:09:49,668 Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt. 672 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:54,047 Blood is salty. That's all my sauce needed was just a little more salt. 673 01:09:54,757 --> 01:09:56,966 Just needed a little thickening agent, you know what I'm talking about. 674 01:09:57,051 --> 01:10:00,178 - What are you doing, JT? - I gotta put more salt in it. 675 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:02,847 Do the same goddamned thing the blood did. 676 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:05,225 Tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick. 677 01:10:05,309 --> 01:10:07,394 Don't do nothing stupid, JT. I got it covered. 678 01:10:07,478 --> 01:10:10,021 It's already got my sweat and tears. Now all it needs is some blood! 679 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:14,984 - Drop the gun! - JT! 680 01:10:16,779 --> 01:10:19,155 - Do it now! - OK, OK. Don't shoot! 681 01:10:19,990 --> 01:10:21,032 JT, you all right? 682 01:10:30,584 --> 01:10:32,127 You all right, bro? 683 01:10:32,211 --> 01:10:35,547 Goddamn it, I'm not all right at all. Not at all. 684 01:10:35,631 --> 01:10:39,467 - Wait here. - Oh, I sure will. 685 01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,139 Goddamn sauce. 686 01:10:51,939 --> 01:10:53,314 Women in cages. 687 01:10:54,191 --> 01:10:56,151 See them in action. 688 01:10:57,445 --> 01:10:59,404 See them in love. 689 01:10:59,488 --> 01:11:01,614 See them in terror. 690 01:11:02,199 --> 01:11:04,576 White skin on the black market. 691 01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,787 Soft flesh for hard cash. 692 01:11:08,247 --> 01:11:10,081 Women in cages. 693 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:12,292 I'm gonna go get my dick wet. 694 01:11:12,376 --> 01:11:14,419 She's got one leg. 695 01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:16,504 Easier access. 696 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,716 You got a point. 697 01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:30,477 Get the rest of this shit upstairs, and we'll blow this entire floor. 698 01:11:44,241 --> 01:11:46,534 Get Lewis down here. 699 01:11:48,162 --> 01:11:51,706 - He's getting his dick wet, sir. - Get him the fuck down here now! 700 01:12:01,592 --> 01:12:04,719 - Lewis? Wilson? 701 01:12:20,694 --> 01:12:23,947 - Where are my men? - I've got several right here. 702 01:12:25,449 --> 01:12:27,784 - What the fuck's this? 703 01:12:27,868 --> 01:12:29,994 They're balls, sweetheart. 704 01:12:33,749 --> 01:12:36,042 I'm walking out of here with the shit, Wray. 705 01:12:36,126 --> 01:12:38,336 - Let us go. - Tell me why we should. 706 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:41,172 - Because I earned it. - How you figure that? 707 01:12:41,257 --> 01:12:43,925 You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick. 708 01:12:44,802 --> 01:12:47,387 A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border, 709 01:12:47,471 --> 01:12:50,932 me and my men, walking around with our dicks in our hands 710 01:12:51,016 --> 01:12:54,394 and our balls in our throats, looking for America's most wanted. 711 01:12:54,478 --> 01:12:56,020 - Bin Laden? - Yeah. 712 01:12:56,105 --> 01:13:00,233 For once, our intel was right on the money. I come around a corner, bam, 713 01:13:00,317 --> 01:13:04,779 - there he is, looking me in the eyes. - Wait. You killed Bin Laden? 714 01:13:05,406 --> 01:13:08,199 I put two in his heart, one in his computer. 715 01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:13,413 - So that was you? - Yeah, that was me. 716 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:20,086 Class-A clusterfuck. He wasn't supposed to be there, 717 01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:22,338 we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck 718 01:13:22,423 --> 01:13:25,425 wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket. 719 01:13:25,509 --> 01:13:29,178 So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2. 720 01:13:29,263 --> 01:13:31,472 No cure. 721 01:13:31,849 --> 01:13:33,892 That is not until we found somebody from the other side 722 01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:36,227 willing to sell us batches of this shit. 723 01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:39,689 Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second. 724 01:13:39,773 --> 01:13:43,776 Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace, 725 01:13:43,861 --> 01:13:48,615 experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure. 726 01:13:48,699 --> 01:13:52,243 I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive. 727 01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:54,871 That's what I intend to do, Wray. 728 01:13:54,955 --> 01:13:59,417 Understand? 729 01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:01,628 I never had a choice. 730 01:14:05,424 --> 01:14:07,175 Neither do I, sir. 731 01:14:09,094 --> 01:14:11,095 God bless you and your service to this country. 732 01:14:18,270 --> 01:14:21,105 You're a doctor? 733 01:14:21,857 --> 01:14:23,733 I was earlier tonight. 734 01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:28,279 I always wanted to be a doctor. 735 01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:32,158 Instead, I can do this. 736 01:14:32,785 --> 01:14:36,621 Useless talent number 66. 737 01:14:40,834 --> 01:14:43,711 - I'm very pliable. - A girlfriend of mine had a theory. 738 01:14:44,505 --> 01:14:46,756 She said at some point in your life... 739 01:14:47,716 --> 01:14:50,426 ...you find a use for every useless talent you ever had. 740 01:14:51,637 --> 01:14:55,264 - It's like connecting the dots. - I'm not that optimistic. 741 01:14:56,058 --> 01:14:59,519 I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out. 742 01:14:59,603 --> 01:15:03,481 She'd say... when you're stuck in that spiral... 743 01:15:05,025 --> 01:15:06,776 ...you reach up. 744 01:15:07,319 --> 01:15:09,654 What if there's nothing up there? 745 01:15:10,572 --> 01:15:12,407 Just reach up. 746 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:17,996 - You're a dancer. - I was earlier tonight. 747 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,540 Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement! 748 01:15:23,377 --> 01:15:25,420 Get your ass up! 749 01:15:27,715 --> 01:15:31,926 Now I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you. Radio! 750 01:15:33,012 --> 01:15:34,887 I'm Too Drunk To Fuck] 751 01:15:34,972 --> 01:15:36,597 Well, baby, now! 752 01:15:45,024 --> 01:15:48,985 That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up. 753 01:15:50,863 --> 01:15:52,864 Keep dancing! 754 01:15:54,867 --> 01:15:58,619 I have seen me some crazy-ass shit in my day... 755 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,041 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. 756 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,835 I've seen me a stripper with one breast... 757 01:16:05,919 --> 01:16:08,880 ...and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes... 758 01:16:08,964 --> 01:16:11,549 ...and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all... 759 01:16:11,633 --> 01:16:14,886 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. 760 01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:16,846 And I've been to Morocco. 761 01:16:17,723 --> 01:16:19,557 Dance, bitch! 762 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:23,311 Break a leg. 763 01:16:24,146 --> 01:16:25,229 Break it off! 764 01:16:34,823 --> 01:16:37,700 - Dance for me, motherfucker. 765 01:16:51,882 --> 01:16:54,008 You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you? 766 01:16:54,093 --> 01:16:56,636 Actually, yes. 767 01:16:57,221 --> 01:17:00,473 You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you... 768 01:17:00,557 --> 01:17:03,142 ...some fucking wood! 769 01:17:17,074 --> 01:17:19,117 Your gas! You need your gas! 770 01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:23,538 No, fuck the gas! Fuck it! I'm just gonna have to make this quick! 771 01:17:37,636 --> 01:17:42,640 - Where did you get that? - Useless talent number 37. 772 01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:11,127 - I broke my leg. - That's OK. 773 01:18:11,879 --> 01:18:13,796 I made you something. 774 01:18:16,008 --> 01:18:19,844 I do believe in you. Always have. 775 01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:22,513 I believe that you could be better. 776 01:18:22,598 --> 01:18:24,932 You deserve better... 777 01:18:25,017 --> 01:18:26,559 ...even better than me. 778 01:18:27,561 --> 01:18:30,646 Right now, I need you to become... 779 01:18:32,482 --> 01:18:34,775 ...who you're meant to be. 780 01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:36,068 Stand. 781 01:18:42,201 --> 01:18:43,784 I'd stand clear if I were you. 782 01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:52,210 Open that door, will you, baby? 783 01:19:20,739 --> 01:19:23,366 They've destroyed most of the tanks. 784 01:19:23,450 --> 01:19:26,118 Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters. 785 01:19:26,203 --> 01:19:30,623 There are two helicopters, big enough to take all of us. 786 01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:33,084 Who can fly? 787 01:19:36,255 --> 01:19:38,673 Can anyone else fly a helicopter? 788 01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:42,343 I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight. 789 01:19:42,427 --> 01:19:45,513 OK, cool. I'll fly. 790 01:19:46,848 --> 01:19:48,599 Let's go. 791 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:56,315 I think we're gonna stay here, Wray. 792 01:19:57,192 --> 01:19:59,860 You'll take care of this for me then, sheriff? 793 01:20:00,362 --> 01:20:03,197 - With pleasure. - Three minutes. 794 01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:08,202 - Your brother's a good man, JT. - Best in Texas. 795 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:12,790 Hop on. 796 01:20:15,711 --> 01:20:18,087 - No, the other way. - Oh. 797 01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:23,592 No, the other way. 798 01:21:10,849 --> 01:21:13,351 The helicopters are on the other side of this wall. 799 01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:21,484 We make a run for it! 800 01:21:21,568 --> 01:21:24,653 No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague. 801 01:21:24,738 --> 01:21:28,574 Don't you get it? We're the antidote! 802 01:21:28,658 --> 01:21:31,827 - Well, is there another way around? - Wait here. 803 01:21:58,313 --> 01:22:02,149 I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around? 804 01:22:02,234 --> 01:22:04,026 Take that as no. 805 01:22:05,904 --> 01:22:07,780 We have to get over that wall. 806 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:16,539 I was thinking we could build us a new place right there where the old one was. 807 01:22:17,249 --> 01:22:20,835 You cook, I work the back. 808 01:22:22,003 --> 01:22:25,089 You don't make that rent so goddamn high. 809 01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:28,801 You share the recipe, we share the rent. 810 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,100 Start at 250 degrees. 811 01:22:39,604 --> 01:22:42,148 I knew it. For how long? 812 01:22:42,232 --> 01:22:44,608 - Twelve pounds? - Sure. 813 01:22:44,693 --> 01:22:46,902 Twelve pounds, 12 hours. 814 01:22:47,362 --> 01:22:51,323 - Wrapped in tin foil, right? - I don't use no goddamn foil. 815 01:22:51,408 --> 01:22:54,702 Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh? 816 01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:57,621 Canned. 817 01:22:57,706 --> 01:22:58,831 - No shit? - Yeah. 818 01:22:58,915 --> 01:23:01,750 - Score me some? - Oh, yeah. 819 01:23:02,502 --> 01:23:04,420 'Cause we're brothers. 820 01:23:05,714 --> 01:23:08,048 Thank you for this. 821 01:23:08,133 --> 01:23:12,261 You just remember you got to take this recipe to your grave. 822 01:23:13,221 --> 01:23:16,640 I think I can goddamn guarantee that. 823 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,083 That's our cue. 824 01:23:45,629 --> 01:23:47,630 Cherry Darling... 825 01:23:49,007 --> 01:23:50,508 ...it's all you. 826 01:24:21,706 --> 01:24:23,249 Let's go! 827 01:25:31,067 --> 01:25:32,067 Wray! 828 01:25:35,363 --> 01:25:37,031 Damn it, Wray! 829 01:25:39,618 --> 01:25:42,578 OK, you need to get up 'cause we're leaving. 830 01:26:07,854 --> 01:26:10,564 They told me I'd find you here. 831 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:15,778 I was beginning to lose hope. 832 01:26:16,237 --> 01:26:20,366 I'm sorry... but I lied. 833 01:26:23,078 --> 01:26:26,413 I did wanna hurt you. 834 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,875 My turn. 835 01:26:40,387 --> 01:26:44,098 No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight. 836 01:26:45,850 --> 01:26:48,143 Never did like that son of a bitch. 837 01:26:50,522 --> 01:26:54,233 About as useless as a pecker on a pope. 838 01:27:00,532 --> 01:27:02,991 - Don't touch anything. - I want to fly it! 839 01:27:03,076 --> 01:27:05,285 - He said not to touch anything! - You don't know what you're doing! 840 01:27:05,370 --> 01:27:07,538 I do know what I'm doing! Shut up! 841 01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:10,749 Shut up! Sit down and don't fucking touch anything! 842 01:27:17,298 --> 01:27:18,465 Everybody sit down! 843 01:27:25,348 --> 01:27:30,394 Whoo! 844 01:27:35,150 --> 01:27:36,233 Hit the wipers. 845 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:46,326 - Go on, leave me. - I am not leaving you here like this. 846 01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:49,329 The motherfuckers around here eat roadkill. 847 01:27:51,082 --> 01:27:53,709 See? I'm funny. 848 01:27:54,544 --> 01:27:57,337 - I made you laugh. - Go to the ocean. 849 01:27:57,422 --> 01:28:00,340 Put your backs to it, protect yourselves there. 850 01:28:01,551 --> 01:28:03,218 I'm not leaving you, Wray. 851 01:28:04,846 --> 01:28:07,222 It's two against the world. 852 01:28:08,641 --> 01:28:10,017 It will be. 853 01:28:11,311 --> 01:28:13,145 I promise. 854 01:28:13,229 --> 01:28:14,855 I never miss. 855 01:28:15,732 --> 01:28:18,233 - Don't worry, baby. 856 01:28:19,319 --> 01:28:21,111 You'll find your way. 857 01:28:36,961 --> 01:28:39,630 Reach up! 858 01:28:52,352 --> 01:28:54,269 Reach up! 859 01:29:02,195 --> 01:29:05,197 Two Against the World] 860 01:29:40,608 --> 01:29:43,151 It's like you said it would be, Wray. 861 01:29:44,946 --> 01:29:46,947 I'm like you said I would be. 862 01:29:47,615 --> 01:29:49,366 I find the lost... 863 01:29:50,285 --> 01:29:51,577 ...the weary... 864 01:29:52,871 --> 01:29:54,913 ...those that have no hope. 865 01:29:54,998 --> 01:29:58,125 I find them and I lead them... 866 01:29:59,043 --> 01:30:01,295 ...to a land we've made for ourselves. 867 01:30:02,672 --> 01:30:05,173 The land by the sea. 868 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:41,001 It's beautiful. 869 01:30:41,878 --> 01:30:44,254 She's beautiful. 870 01:30:46,341 --> 01:30:49,718 I wish you could see us... us two. 871 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:52,930 It's like you said it would be. 872 01:30:54,098 --> 01:30:56,934 Two against the world, baby. 873 01:30:57,018 --> 01:30:59,061 Two against the world. 874 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:34,697 This film is a brilliant achievement in motion picture history. 875 01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:38,033 Finally, the truth about Hitler's diabolical plans 876 01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:40,869 to create a race of superwomen can be told... 877 01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:45,582 Werewolf Women of the SS! 878 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:48,085 Welcome to Death Camp 13, 879 01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:51,547 home of the Nazi's diabolical plan to create an army 880 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:53,757 of super-werewolf soldiers. 881 01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:56,176 This project, it's failure... 882 01:31:56,261 --> 01:31:57,845 ...will be your demise. 883 01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:01,265 - And the end of Germany, Boorman. - Heil Hitler! 884 01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:02,891 You have been chosen! 885 01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:05,102 Rejoice! 886 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:12,484 I have found the perfect solution... the She-Devils of Belzac. 887 01:32:16,323 --> 01:32:19,825 Can they, alone, supply the blood needed to save Hitler's mad dream? 888 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,621 Or, will the pride of Germany fall into ruin? 889 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:25,831 This is my project! 890 01:32:25,915 --> 01:32:31,253 We are now in total control of pure wolf. 891 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:34,173 This is an outrage! 892 01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:42,723 - Silence! - Featuring Udo Kier, 893 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:44,433 Sheri Moon Zombie, 894 01:32:44,517 --> 01:32:46,143 Tom Towles, 895 01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:47,770 Sybil Danning, 896 01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:49,188 Bill Moseley... 897 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,775 ...and Nicolas Cage 898 01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:56,028 as... Fu Manchu. 899 01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:59,907 This is my Mecca! 900 01:33:06,539 --> 01:33:10,125 Werewolf Women of the SS! 901 01:33:10,210 --> 01:33:12,378 Written and directed by Rob Zombie. 902 01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:45,619 If you... 903 01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,247 ...are thinking... 904 01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:50,290 ...of going... 905 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,667 ...into... 906 01:33:51,751 --> 01:33:54,378 ...this house... 907 01:33:55,672 --> 01:33:57,047 ...don't. 908 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,091 If you... 909 01:33:59,175 --> 01:34:01,301 ...are thinking... 910 01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:03,011 ...of opening... 911 01:34:03,096 --> 01:34:05,264 ...this door... 912 01:34:07,767 --> 01:34:09,309 ...don't. 913 01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:10,519 If you... 914 01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:11,812 ...are thinking... 915 01:34:12,939 --> 01:34:15,023 ...of checking out... 916 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:16,942 ...the basement... 917 01:34:20,530 --> 01:34:22,698 - -...don't. 918 01:34:22,782 --> 01:34:24,867 Don't look behind... 919 01:34:24,951 --> 01:34:27,202 Don't look in there... 920 01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:29,538 Don't look up... 921 01:34:29,622 --> 01:34:31,457 Don't look anywhere. 922 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:35,752 Don't scream for help. 923 01:34:35,837 --> 01:34:37,921 - Don't move a muscle. 924 01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:42,551 Don't even breathe. 925 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:46,180 Don't, don't, don't, don't, 926 01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:48,682 don't, don't, don't, 927 01:34:48,766 --> 01:34:51,101 don't, don't, don't, 928 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:52,978 don't, don't, don't, 929 01:34:53,062 --> 01:34:54,730 don't, don't, don't, 930 01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:55,981 don't, don't! 931 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:59,234 If you are thinking of seeing this film alone... 932 01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:00,611 ...don't! 933 01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:01,778 'Don't'. 934 01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,505 This holiday season... 935 01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:22,591 ...prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you. 936 01:35:25,637 --> 01:35:27,012 Thanksgiving. 937 01:35:29,265 --> 01:35:31,016 In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, 938 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,768 the fourth Thursday in November 939 01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,937 is the most celebrated day of the year. 940 01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:39,775 The table is set. 941 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,860 The festivities have begun. 942 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,447 One uninvited guest has arrived. 943 01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:50,160 And this year, there will be no leftovers. 944 01:36:07,887 --> 01:36:09,388 Thanksgiving. 945 01:36:17,855 --> 01:36:21,692 White meat, dark meat...... all will be carved. 946 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,782 Thanksgiving. 947 01:36:28,866 --> 01:36:30,450 Come on, Judy, how about it? 948 01:36:32,745 --> 01:36:35,080 Happy Thanksgiving, baby. 949 01:36:48,928 --> 01:36:49,886 Thanksgiving. 950 01:36:49,971 --> 01:36:51,430 Cool it, Judy! 951 01:36:52,015 --> 01:36:53,765 You're safe. 952 01:36:53,850 --> 01:36:55,225 Bobby's here. 953 01:37:08,448 --> 01:37:09,531 It's blood. 954 01:37:11,701 --> 01:37:13,660 Son of a bitch. 955 01:37:15,455 --> 01:37:18,665 - Arrive hungry...... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma! 956 01:37:18,750 --> 01:37:20,584 -...leave stuffed. 957 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:25,756 From Director Eli Roth... 958 01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,133 ...Thanksgiving. 959 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:31,178 You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag. 960 01:37:32,722 --> 01:37:33,722 This February. 961 01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:42,397 Get more out of life. 962 01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,816 Go out to a movie. 963 01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:39,741 Hold on, I've got to come up! 964 01:40:39,826 --> 01:40:41,952 I've got to take the world's biggest fucking piss. 965 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:44,996 - We can't be late! - We won't! 966 01:41:09,522 --> 01:41:12,065 - Who's holding? - If you're not, then nobody. 967 01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:14,943 - We were kinda hoping you were. - How are you not holding? 968 01:41:15,027 --> 01:41:18,488 Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fucking job to supply y'all 969 01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:21,950 - with weed when we go out. - Whoa, whoa, little lady... 970 01:41:22,034 --> 01:41:25,203 You're getting angry kinda quick, don't you think? I was just teasing you. 971 01:41:25,288 --> 01:41:28,415 I'm not angry. It just would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me 972 01:41:28,499 --> 01:41:32,586 all the fucking time, and surprise me every once in a while with pot. 973 01:41:32,670 --> 01:41:36,006 OK, mean girl in a high school movie, you through having a tantrum? 974 01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,133 - I'm not having a tantrum. - All right, come on, guys. Don't fight. 975 01:41:38,217 --> 01:41:39,467 I'll pay for it when we get some. 976 01:41:39,552 --> 01:41:43,388 One, it's not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring. 977 01:41:43,472 --> 01:41:45,807 And two... We're not really fighting. 978 01:41:45,892 --> 01:41:49,561 Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like. 979 01:41:49,645 --> 01:41:53,481 That wasn't a fight. That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch 980 01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:57,485 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time. 981 01:41:57,570 --> 01:41:58,570 Oh, billboard! 982 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:05,452 OK, is Christian Simonson gonna be there? 983 01:42:05,536 --> 01:42:06,828 Bet your ass he is. 984 01:42:06,913 --> 01:42:09,539 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town. 985 01:42:09,624 --> 01:42:11,583 He's got a big thing for Julia. 986 01:42:11,667 --> 01:42:13,668 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me 987 01:42:13,753 --> 01:42:15,545 as opposed to disappearing for six months. 988 01:42:15,630 --> 01:42:17,672 And he'd get his ass down here more often than he does. 989 01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:20,467 And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call. 990 01:42:20,551 --> 01:42:22,719 But other than that, he's putty in my hands. 991 01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:25,096 So, what's the plan, man? 992 01:42:25,181 --> 01:42:27,474 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touch base 993 01:42:27,558 --> 01:42:31,311 with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come. 994 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,272 Those other guys'll be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor. 995 01:42:34,357 --> 01:42:39,778 Oh, shit. Speaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night? 996 01:42:39,862 --> 01:42:42,781 Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other. 997 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:45,575 If you don't bust their balls a bit, they never gonna respect you. 998 01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:48,036 OK, we're clear on what it is you didn't do. 999 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,664 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do? 1000 01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:52,415 Nothing to write home about. 1001 01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:54,709 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes. 1002 01:42:54,794 --> 01:42:56,878 - Dress, half-dressed, or naked? - Dressed. 1003 01:42:56,963 --> 01:42:59,756 I said we made out, we didn't do "the thing." 1004 01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:02,676 Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing?" 1005 01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:04,719 You know, it's everything but. 1006 01:43:04,804 --> 01:43:08,223 - They call that "the thing?" - I call it "the thing." 1007 01:43:08,307 --> 01:43:11,810 - Do guys like "the thing?" - They like it better than "no thing." 1008 01:43:13,771 --> 01:43:15,981 OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do. 1009 01:43:16,065 --> 01:43:17,983 So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right? 1010 01:43:18,067 --> 01:43:19,067 Correct. 1011 01:43:19,151 --> 01:43:22,737 - Whose couch, his or your hotel room? - What am I, stupid over here? Mine. 1012 01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:25,115 Were you making out sitting up or lying down? 1013 01:43:25,199 --> 01:43:26,366 We started sitting up, 1014 01:43:26,450 --> 01:43:30,620 - we worked our way to lying down. - The plot thickens. Who was on top? 1015 01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:33,164 I was straddling him. 1016 01:43:33,249 --> 01:43:35,417 - So, what about tonight? - We'll see, Shanna. 1017 01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:38,253 I mean, I like Nate and all. He's cute. He's a pretty good kisser. 1018 01:43:38,337 --> 01:43:40,547 - But it ain't a done deal. - Ah, fuck Nate. 1019 01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:43,550 He's cute and all but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her. 1020 01:43:43,634 --> 01:43:47,470 - Jesse Letterman, the director? - He's a good friend. 1021 01:43:47,555 --> 01:43:50,390 - Maybe they can bring some pot. - Fuck that. No! 1022 01:43:50,474 --> 01:43:53,101 - I don't want to be either, - Depending on their fucking ass, 1023 01:43:53,185 --> 01:43:55,937 Dependant on their ass. Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves, 1024 01:43:56,022 --> 01:43:58,481 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night. 1025 01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:01,609 - Oh! Try Lanna Frank. - Best idea you had all day. 1026 01:44:01,694 --> 01:44:05,780 Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's. 1027 01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:07,282 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 1028 01:44:07,366 --> 01:44:09,951 Oh, come on, my ass. We said every time! 1029 01:44:10,036 --> 01:44:11,202 OK. 1030 01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:28,219 Jules, let me get a drag. Thanks! 1031 01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:03,505 Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene. 1032 01:45:03,589 --> 01:45:04,839 - Hey. - Hey. 1033 01:45:04,924 --> 01:45:07,467 - You want to join us? - For a second, I'm with some friends. 1034 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:09,677 Ooh... 1035 01:45:09,762 --> 01:45:14,516 So you must be... must be... you must be the infamous Butterfly. 1036 01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:15,934 Shh! 1037 01:45:16,018 --> 01:45:18,686 - She don't know nothing about it. - Know about what? 1038 01:45:18,771 --> 01:45:20,730 - When were y'all gonna tell her? - Soon. 1039 01:45:20,815 --> 01:45:22,190 - Tell me what? - Now thanks to you, 1040 01:45:22,274 --> 01:45:23,775 we gotta tell her sooner than later. 1041 01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:25,443 Cut the shit. What the fuck is going on? 1042 01:45:25,528 --> 01:45:28,196 I said a little something about you on the air today. 1043 01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:30,657 Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio? 1044 01:45:30,741 --> 01:45:34,327 All I said was, I had a sexy friend named Butterfly 1045 01:45:34,411 --> 01:45:36,079 who's in from out of town for the weekend. 1046 01:45:36,163 --> 01:45:38,873 And we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight. 1047 01:45:38,958 --> 01:45:41,584 And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us, 1048 01:45:41,669 --> 01:45:46,214 and I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out 1049 01:45:46,298 --> 01:45:49,050 if they'd do something, you'd do something. 1050 01:45:49,135 --> 01:45:53,179 OK, now Julia, I'm serious. What did you say and what did you say I'd do? 1051 01:45:53,264 --> 01:45:56,891 Anyhoo, I could explain what I said, which would be boring, 1052 01:45:56,976 --> 01:46:01,104 or Marcy over here, who is an incredible actress 1053 01:46:01,188 --> 01:46:03,398 could act it out for you, which I think 1054 01:46:03,482 --> 01:46:06,317 will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you. 1055 01:46:06,402 --> 01:46:08,444 OK, so just tell me your way. 1056 01:46:08,529 --> 01:46:10,530 - We'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure. 1057 01:46:10,614 --> 01:46:14,075 - OK, give Marcy your drink. - Thank you. 1058 01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:19,038 OK, so you're in a club or a bar and Marcy is a kind of cute, 1059 01:46:19,123 --> 01:46:22,292 or kind of hot, or kind of sexy, or better be fucking hysterically funny, 1060 01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:25,253 but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck. 1061 01:46:25,337 --> 01:46:28,339 - Got it. - OK, Marcy. Take it. 1062 01:46:37,766 --> 01:46:40,852 - Howdy. - Hi, there. 1063 01:46:42,229 --> 01:46:45,773 Excuse me, but your name wouldn't be Butterfly would it? 1064 01:46:45,858 --> 01:46:49,736 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage. 1065 01:46:50,613 --> 01:46:52,780 - Barry. - Pleased to meet you, Barry. 1066 01:46:52,865 --> 01:46:55,366 - Y'all are getting me hot. - Shh! 1067 01:46:59,079 --> 01:47:03,082 So, is Butterfly your real name? 1068 01:47:03,167 --> 01:47:06,878 Yes, it is. And how did you know my name, Barry? 1069 01:47:06,962 --> 01:47:09,756 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning. 1070 01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:11,507 - Oh, you did, did you? - Oh, yeah. 1071 01:47:11,592 --> 01:47:14,969 - I listen to her show every morning. - Oh, you do, do you? 1072 01:47:15,054 --> 01:47:18,514 Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town. 1073 01:47:18,599 --> 01:47:24,562 - Don't you think she's got a big ass? - Nah, man. I like her ass that way. 1074 01:47:24,647 --> 01:47:27,482 She got a black girl's ass. 1075 01:47:27,566 --> 01:47:29,484 That's what she says, but in actual fact, 1076 01:47:29,568 --> 01:47:31,569 she doesn't really have a black girl's ass. 1077 01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:34,781 - She's got a big ass. - OK, what the fuck are you doing? 1078 01:47:34,865 --> 01:47:36,699 Oh, look who wants to get to the point. 1079 01:47:36,784 --> 01:47:39,953 OK, we'll get to the point but, for your information, skinny bitch, 1080 01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:43,248 black men and a whole lot of motherfucking white men 1081 01:47:43,332 --> 01:47:45,833 have had plenty fun adoring my ass. 1082 01:47:45,918 --> 01:47:48,962 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing. 1083 01:47:49,046 --> 01:47:51,464 If you're not gonna buy me a drink can I have mine back? 1084 01:47:51,548 --> 01:47:52,840 No, OK, OK, OK, OK. 1085 01:47:54,218 --> 01:47:57,178 So Butterfly, can I buy you a drink? 1086 01:47:57,263 --> 01:47:59,347 - I'd love one. - What can I get you? 1087 01:47:59,431 --> 01:48:03,518 - I'll take a margarita. - Here you go. 1088 01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:09,315 So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast, 1089 01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:14,362 they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem: 1090 01:48:14,446 --> 01:48:18,533 The woods are lovely, dark and deep 1091 01:48:18,617 --> 01:48:23,705 And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep 1092 01:48:23,789 --> 01:48:25,873 Did you hear me Butterfly? 1093 01:48:25,958 --> 01:48:29,210 Miles to go before you sleep. 1094 01:48:29,295 --> 01:48:33,131 And then, if they say that... 1095 01:48:34,216 --> 01:48:35,758 -...you gotta give them a lap dance. - What? 1096 01:48:35,843 --> 01:48:38,011 - If they call you Butterfly, 1097 01:48:38,095 --> 01:48:41,014 buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance. 1098 01:48:41,098 --> 01:48:43,016 That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothing. 1099 01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:44,058 You can do it or not. 1100 01:48:44,143 --> 01:48:46,602 But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit. 1101 01:48:46,687 --> 01:48:49,814 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit. 1102 01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:52,692 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said. 1103 01:48:52,776 --> 01:48:56,070 Look, you don't have to do it for anyone you don't want. 1104 01:48:56,155 --> 01:48:58,990 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it, so... 1105 01:48:59,074 --> 01:49:01,242 ...some geek comes over trying to be cool, 1106 01:49:01,327 --> 01:49:03,911 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. 1107 01:49:03,996 --> 01:49:08,082 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. 1108 01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:12,503 But maybe, a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks, 1109 01:49:12,588 --> 01:49:16,424 you're kind of loosey-goosey, you're safe with your girls, 1110 01:49:16,508 --> 01:49:20,386 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny, 1111 01:49:20,471 --> 01:49:23,389 but not funny-looking guy comes up and says it. 1112 01:49:23,474 --> 01:49:26,934 Then, maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't. 1113 01:50:41,635 --> 01:50:45,012 - Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you. 1114 01:50:46,849 --> 01:50:51,769 - Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question. 1115 01:51:01,989 --> 01:51:05,616 Lanna Frank, where are you? 1116 01:51:07,703 --> 01:51:09,912 Well, come over already. We're waiting for you. 1117 01:51:09,997 --> 01:51:13,040 - Shit! Hold on! 1118 01:51:25,429 --> 01:51:26,762 So where are you? 1119 01:51:28,056 --> 01:51:30,141 Come over already. We're waiting for you. 1120 01:51:31,059 --> 01:51:33,060 No, we are not coming over there. 1121 01:51:33,145 --> 01:51:36,189 You come over here like you said you would. 1122 01:51:36,273 --> 01:51:39,442 So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend? 1123 01:51:39,526 --> 01:51:41,777 - Shauna? - Oh, fuck, I... 1124 01:51:41,862 --> 01:51:47,116 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna 1125 01:51:47,201 --> 01:51:50,411 has in common with each other. We all hate the name Shauna. 1126 01:51:50,496 --> 01:51:52,914 And we really hate it when you call us Shauna. 1127 01:52:30,118 --> 01:52:34,205 Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna. 1128 01:52:34,289 --> 01:52:37,625 OK, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock. 1129 01:52:37,709 --> 01:52:39,043 Yeah, I mean... 1130 01:52:39,127 --> 01:52:40,920 ...it wasn't bullish, but... 1131 01:53:07,573 --> 01:53:11,742 OK, Warren is sending over shots and you know the house rule. 1132 01:53:11,827 --> 01:53:14,328 If he sends over shots, you've got to do them. 1133 01:53:14,413 --> 01:53:16,706 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby. 1134 01:53:16,790 --> 01:53:18,666 Warren says it, we do it! 1135 01:53:18,750 --> 01:53:22,837 I love that philosophy. "Warren says it, we do it." 1136 01:53:22,921 --> 01:53:26,173 - So, let's do it. - What is it? 1137 01:53:26,258 --> 01:53:29,844 Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time! 1138 01:53:35,350 --> 01:53:36,434 Woo-hoo! 1139 01:53:40,314 --> 01:53:43,733 Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage? 1140 01:53:43,817 --> 01:53:46,902 - What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse. 1141 01:53:46,987 --> 01:53:50,448 The only liquor so good they named a color after it. 1142 01:53:52,242 --> 01:53:54,535 Who's down for dos Chartreuse? 1143 01:53:54,620 --> 01:53:57,788 Not me. I'm going out for a smoke. 1144 01:53:57,873 --> 01:54:00,666 OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right? 1145 01:54:00,751 --> 01:54:02,877 Blow up the joint.. 1146 01:54:15,265 --> 01:54:16,849 Drinks! What can we get you? 1147 01:54:16,933 --> 01:54:20,561 - Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea. 1148 01:54:20,646 --> 01:54:24,940 - Bombay Sapphire and tonic. No ice. - Good boy. 1149 01:54:46,963 --> 01:54:50,800 Oh, hey, Punky, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it! 1150 01:55:53,405 --> 01:55:55,906 Look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here 1151 01:55:55,991 --> 01:55:57,283 before Christian Simonson shows up, 1152 01:55:57,367 --> 01:56:00,327 but you gotta get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up. 1153 01:56:00,412 --> 01:56:03,372 What's the point? They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ 1154 01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:06,083 and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys. 1155 01:56:06,168 --> 01:56:08,753 OK, so after we bring the girls drinks, 1156 01:56:08,837 --> 01:56:13,549 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots. 1157 01:56:13,633 --> 01:56:16,093 You think they're gonna fall for that? 1158 01:56:16,178 --> 01:56:20,222 We'll be very convincing. Now it's time to turn up the volume. 1159 01:56:20,307 --> 01:56:23,058 No more fucking around. We go to Jäger shots. 1160 01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:26,228 Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots. 1161 01:56:26,313 --> 01:56:29,899 As long as the guy's buying the booze, a fucking bitch will drink anything. 1162 01:56:29,983 --> 01:56:33,027 We can at least get one shot of Jäger down these fucking bitches' throats. 1163 01:56:33,111 --> 01:56:35,362 After that, we'll see if they got another Jäger in them. 1164 01:56:35,447 --> 01:56:36,864 You never know. That could be the shot 1165 01:56:36,948 --> 01:56:38,741 that puts them past the point of fuck-it. 1166 01:56:38,825 --> 01:56:40,868 Then all of a sudden, "no guys at the lake house" 1167 01:56:40,952 --> 01:56:42,620 turns into "a couple guys at the lake house." 1168 01:56:42,704 --> 01:56:44,121 My point exactly. 1169 01:56:47,751 --> 01:56:51,545 Dude, check it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him. 1170 01:56:54,090 --> 01:56:55,800 Jesus. 1171 01:56:57,677 --> 01:57:01,263 The dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. 1172 01:57:34,381 --> 01:57:36,590 Where did you two disappear to? 1173 01:57:36,675 --> 01:57:39,093 I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough 1174 01:57:39,177 --> 01:57:41,053 to escort me with his umbrella. 1175 01:57:41,137 --> 01:57:43,514 Ah... Good for you, Nate. 1176 01:57:43,598 --> 01:57:45,516 See that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar? 1177 01:57:48,270 --> 01:57:49,937 Who, the dirty hippie? 1178 01:57:50,021 --> 01:57:53,107 - Meow. She's not a hippie. - She might as well be a hippie. 1179 01:57:54,776 --> 01:57:57,152 Thank you, Timmy boy. 1180 01:57:57,237 --> 01:57:59,989 Well, do you know what just happened to her? 1181 01:58:00,073 --> 01:58:02,783 No, but I know she's a skinny fake blonde bitch. 1182 01:58:05,328 --> 01:58:09,039 Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story. What about her? 1183 01:58:11,793 --> 01:58:14,044 Hey, Warren!! Is there anybody in this place 1184 01:58:14,129 --> 01:58:16,088 you can vouch for to give me a ride home? 1185 01:58:16,172 --> 01:58:21,218 - Fair lady, your chariot awaits. 1186 01:58:21,303 --> 01:58:22,803 You've been eavesdropping? 1187 01:58:22,888 --> 01:58:25,973 There's "eavesdropping"" and "can't help but hear." 1188 01:58:26,057 --> 01:58:28,809 I think I belong in the latter category. 1189 01:58:28,894 --> 01:58:33,272 So, uh, Icy Hot, you offering me a ride home? 1190 01:58:33,356 --> 01:58:36,984 I'm offering you a lift, if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too. 1191 01:58:37,068 --> 01:58:39,278 And, when are you thinking about leaving? 1192 01:58:39,362 --> 01:58:41,780 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it. 1193 01:58:41,865 --> 01:58:45,326 When I do, you will be the first to know. 1194 01:58:45,410 --> 01:58:47,745 Will you be able to, uh, drive later? 1195 01:58:47,829 --> 01:58:52,499 I know looks can be deceiving but I'm a teetotaler. 1196 01:58:52,584 --> 01:58:55,085 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night. 1197 01:58:55,170 --> 01:58:57,046 Now, I'm building up to my big drink. 1198 01:58:57,130 --> 01:59:01,425 - Which is what? - A virgin piña colada. 1199 01:59:01,509 --> 01:59:02,843 OK! 1200 01:59:02,928 --> 01:59:08,349 Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking water? 1201 01:59:08,433 --> 01:59:11,644 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. 1202 01:59:11,728 --> 01:59:16,106 Hmm, really? Like what? 1203 01:59:17,943 --> 01:59:19,360 Women. 1204 01:59:19,444 --> 01:59:21,487 Nacho Grande platters. 1205 01:59:21,571 --> 01:59:25,449 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here. 1206 01:59:26,326 --> 01:59:28,994 Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy? 1207 01:59:30,246 --> 01:59:31,830 Stuntman Mike. 1208 01:59:32,874 --> 01:59:34,375 Stuntman Mike's your name? 1209 01:59:35,627 --> 01:59:37,211 You ask anybody. 1210 01:59:38,505 --> 01:59:42,967 - Hey, Warren. Who is this guy? - Stuntman Mike. 1211 01:59:43,051 --> 01:59:46,345 - And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? - He's a stuntman. 1212 01:59:48,264 --> 01:59:51,016 Warren!! Six shots of Wild Turkey! 1213 02:00:49,409 --> 02:00:51,076 Hey, if it ain't Lanna Frank. 1214 02:00:51,161 --> 02:00:54,204 - Hey, baby.. - How are you? 1215 02:00:57,250 --> 02:00:58,292 Hey, you. 1216 02:00:58,376 --> 02:01:00,210 - What's shaking, bacon? 1217 02:01:00,879 --> 02:01:02,212 Hey. 1218 02:01:06,176 --> 02:01:09,762 - Holas, bitcholas. - It's about fucking time. 1219 02:01:09,846 --> 02:01:12,473 Well, beggars can't be choosers. 1220 02:01:12,557 --> 02:01:14,641 Take a picture, it'll last longer. 1221 02:01:15,977 --> 02:01:17,061 What? 1222 02:01:17,145 --> 02:01:20,230 That table, it seems to keep getting your attention. 1223 02:01:20,315 --> 02:01:23,150 Is that the girl from the billboard outside? 1224 02:01:23,234 --> 02:01:27,112 - Yep! - She sure is a striking-looking woman. 1225 02:01:27,197 --> 02:01:29,114 You got gin, tequila, Jäger... 1226 02:01:29,199 --> 02:01:31,658 - Look at that hair. - Lots of leave-in conditioner. 1227 02:01:33,369 --> 02:01:35,287 Is that jealousy I detect? 1228 02:01:35,371 --> 02:01:39,291 Hardly. But, if you want to get with Jungle Julia, 1229 02:01:39,375 --> 02:01:41,835 - there's a real easy way to do that. - Really? 1230 02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:44,088 - And what would that be? - Get famous. 1231 02:01:44,172 --> 02:01:46,507 You won't have to find her. She'll find you. 1232 02:01:46,591 --> 02:01:49,551 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard. 1233 02:01:49,636 --> 02:01:52,805 Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it. 1234 02:01:52,889 --> 02:01:55,682 - What did she ever do to you? - We went to school together 1235 02:01:55,767 --> 02:01:59,353 from kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me. 1236 02:01:59,437 --> 02:02:02,272 She was her height right now at 12. 1237 02:02:02,357 --> 02:02:06,193 She was a monster. Half the guys she still fucks from the old class 1238 02:02:06,277 --> 02:02:08,028 she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade. 1239 02:02:08,113 --> 02:02:10,948 I see. She used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk? 1240 02:02:11,032 --> 02:02:14,159 That pituitary case might have kicked my ass a couple of times. 1241 02:02:14,244 --> 02:02:17,204 Sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man, 1242 02:02:17,288 --> 02:02:20,833 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. 1243 02:02:40,770 --> 02:02:45,816 - Hey, are you famous or something? - Or something. 1244 02:02:45,900 --> 02:02:48,527 No, no, no, no, really. 1245 02:02:48,611 --> 02:02:51,363 Hey, what do you do? 1246 02:02:51,447 --> 02:02:56,410 Really? What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground. 1247 02:02:56,494 --> 02:03:01,874 But why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local DJ. 1248 02:03:03,918 --> 02:03:06,170 Wait a minute. 1249 02:03:06,254 --> 02:03:09,631 You got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger don't you? 1250 02:03:09,716 --> 02:03:11,466 Yeah. 1251 02:03:11,551 --> 02:03:13,844 I got one there too, Zatoichi. 1252 02:03:17,015 --> 02:03:18,891 Yeah. 1253 02:03:19,517 --> 02:03:23,228 - Jungle Julia Lucai. - Stuntman Mike McKay. 1254 02:03:23,313 --> 02:03:27,941 Well, good to meet you, Stuntman Mike. 1255 02:03:28,026 --> 02:03:30,152 Now my friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on. 1256 02:03:30,236 --> 02:03:32,988 - Would you care for some? - Thank you, Julia. 1257 02:03:33,072 --> 02:03:36,825 - But just the same, no thanks. - Suit yourself. 1258 02:03:36,910 --> 02:03:38,243 But you know... 1259 02:03:48,338 --> 02:03:49,880 Oh, shit. 1260 02:03:50,173 --> 02:03:51,423 I gotta sn... 1261 02:03:53,635 --> 02:03:55,719 Sorry, nothing. 1262 02:03:58,389 --> 02:03:59,848 What the fuck was that? 1263 02:04:00,225 --> 02:04:03,060 Actually, I do want you to have a shot. 1264 02:04:04,395 --> 02:04:07,981 You got some voucher here. I asked him what movies you worked on, 1265 02:04:08,066 --> 02:04:09,816 no fucking clue. 1266 02:04:09,901 --> 02:04:13,153 Well, I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure. 1267 02:04:13,238 --> 02:04:17,241 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse 1268 02:04:17,325 --> 02:04:18,700 he says it's him. 1269 02:04:20,745 --> 02:04:22,746 You know the show The Virginian? 1270 02:04:24,415 --> 02:04:27,167 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke, 1271 02:04:27,252 --> 02:04:29,127 and I looked like him a bit. 1272 02:04:29,212 --> 02:04:32,297 Well, obviously before I cut myself shaving. 1273 02:04:32,382 --> 02:04:34,341 Aw, I like it. 1274 02:04:34,425 --> 02:04:38,553 Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt. 1275 02:04:38,638 --> 02:04:42,349 Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke. 1276 02:04:42,433 --> 02:04:45,811 And then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh, 1277 02:04:45,895 --> 02:04:47,980 they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him. 1278 02:04:48,898 --> 02:04:52,067 From that point on, I specialized mostly in car stunts. 1279 02:04:52,151 --> 02:04:55,904 I did damn near the whole third season of Vegas. 1280 02:04:55,989 --> 02:04:58,156 I was Robert Urich's driving double. 1281 02:04:58,241 --> 02:05:01,201 And then Bob did another show, Gavilan, 1282 02:05:01,286 --> 02:05:03,787 and he brought me with him on that until... 1283 02:05:05,373 --> 02:05:06,915 And after that... 1284 02:05:10,753 --> 02:05:14,131 Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about? 1285 02:05:14,716 --> 02:05:17,801 - Sorry. No? - No. 1286 02:05:20,930 --> 02:05:26,268 So, how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike? 1287 02:05:27,353 --> 02:05:31,315 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself 1288 02:05:31,399 --> 02:05:34,526 down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it. 1289 02:05:35,653 --> 02:05:39,072 But really, I got into the business the way most get into the stunt business. 1290 02:05:39,157 --> 02:05:40,407 How's that? 1291 02:05:40,491 --> 02:05:42,951 - My brother got me in it. - Who's your brother? 1292 02:05:43,036 --> 02:05:45,329 Stuntman Bob. 1293 02:05:57,967 --> 02:06:00,594 - I'm ready to blaze. - Finally, yeah. 1294 02:06:00,678 --> 02:06:02,054 You need to catch up with us. 1295 02:06:02,138 --> 02:06:04,431 - Now the party can start. - Yep. 1296 02:06:04,515 --> 02:06:08,685 Anyhoo, I'm sorry. You forgive me? 1297 02:06:09,437 --> 02:06:13,315 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here. 1298 02:06:13,399 --> 02:06:15,734 Promise.. You ready to go to the lake? 1299 02:06:15,818 --> 02:06:17,861 - Hm-hm. - How about your little friend? 1300 02:06:17,945 --> 02:06:19,821 - You want to bring him? - I thought no boys. 1301 02:06:19,906 --> 02:06:22,115 You want him to come, Shanna won't mind. 1302 02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:25,243 So how about it? Boys or just us girls? 1303 02:06:25,328 --> 02:06:27,704 - Us girls.. - Good idea. 1304 02:06:29,791 --> 02:06:31,041 Ladies. 1305 02:06:33,211 --> 02:06:34,544 Thanks. 1306 02:06:35,338 --> 02:06:37,547 Cheers, Butterfly. 1307 02:06:39,884 --> 02:06:43,637 The woods are lovely dark and deep 1308 02:06:43,721 --> 02:06:49,101 And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep 1309 02:06:49,185 --> 02:06:52,229 Did you hear me, Butterfly? 1310 02:06:52,313 --> 02:06:56,650 Miles to go before you sleep. 1311 02:06:58,069 --> 02:07:00,862 - Sorry, Stuntman Burt. - Mike. 1312 02:07:00,947 --> 02:07:04,324 Mike, she already broke off that dance. 1313 02:07:04,951 --> 02:07:06,535 Is that true? 1314 02:07:07,578 --> 02:07:10,163 Did I miss my chance? 1315 02:07:13,292 --> 02:07:14,960 Do I frighten you? 1316 02:07:19,590 --> 02:07:21,258 Is it my scar? 1317 02:07:23,428 --> 02:07:25,137 It's your car. 1318 02:07:25,221 --> 02:07:28,473 Yeah, I know. Sorry. 1319 02:07:28,558 --> 02:07:31,435 It's my mom's car. 1320 02:07:34,313 --> 02:07:36,106 Have you been following us? 1321 02:07:36,190 --> 02:07:40,527 No, but that's what I love about Austin. It's just so damn small. 1322 02:07:40,611 --> 02:07:43,405 - You've seen this guy before? - Outside of Guero's. 1323 02:07:43,489 --> 02:07:46,783 And I saw you outside of Guero's, too. 1324 02:07:46,868 --> 02:07:49,661 You saw my car, I saw your legs. 1325 02:07:49,745 --> 02:07:53,123 Now, look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. 1326 02:07:53,207 --> 02:07:56,460 - So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly. 1327 02:07:56,544 --> 02:07:58,962 I just got lucky. 1328 02:08:01,340 --> 02:08:05,635 So, how about that lap dance? 1329 02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:09,806 Sorry, it was a one time only offer and she did it at Antoine's. 1330 02:08:11,142 --> 02:08:12,184 No, she didn't. 1331 02:08:12,268 --> 02:08:16,354 - How do you know? - I'm good that way. 1332 02:08:16,439 --> 02:08:19,357 - And you look a little touchéd. - What's touchéd? 1333 02:08:19,442 --> 02:08:21,985 - Wounded slightly. - Why should I be wounded? 1334 02:08:22,069 --> 02:08:24,905 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, 1335 02:08:24,989 --> 02:08:28,950 but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all. 1336 02:08:29,035 --> 02:08:31,495 That kind of hurt your feelings a bit, didn't it? 1337 02:08:33,331 --> 02:08:38,502 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. 1338 02:08:42,048 --> 02:08:43,507 So... 1339 02:08:44,967 --> 02:08:47,886 How about that lap dance? 1340 02:08:49,597 --> 02:08:52,224 I think I'm gonna have to give you a rain check. 1341 02:08:55,228 --> 02:08:57,437 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days 1342 02:08:57,522 --> 02:09:00,023 that rain check will be worthless. 1343 02:09:01,734 --> 02:09:03,193 But that's OK. 1344 02:09:04,445 --> 02:09:06,947 I understand if I make you uncomfortable. 1345 02:09:07,532 --> 02:09:12,661 You're still a nice girl and I still like you. 1346 02:09:12,745 --> 02:09:15,163 But I must warn you of something... 1347 02:09:16,207 --> 02:09:20,293 You know how people say... "You're OK in my book?" 1348 02:09:20,378 --> 02:09:23,964 Or, "In my book, that's no good?" 1349 02:09:24,048 --> 02:09:29,219 Well, I actually have a book. 1350 02:09:29,303 --> 02:09:33,598 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. 1351 02:09:33,683 --> 02:09:37,769 And now I've met you and you're going in the book. 1352 02:09:39,230 --> 02:09:44,526 Except, I'm afraid I must file you... 1353 02:09:45,611 --> 02:09:51,157 -...under "Chickenshit." - And what if I did it? 1354 02:09:51,242 --> 02:09:55,870 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chickenshit" then, now could I? 1355 02:09:55,955 --> 02:09:57,455 What's your name again? 1356 02:09:58,624 --> 02:10:03,295 - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. 1357 02:10:03,379 --> 02:10:08,174 My friend Jungle Julia over here says the jukebox inside is pretty impressive. 1358 02:10:08,259 --> 02:10:10,677 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah. 1359 02:10:11,762 --> 02:10:14,431 Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance? 1360 02:10:28,112 --> 02:10:30,030 - I'm driving. 1361 02:10:32,199 --> 02:10:34,701 - Ready to go? - Yeah. Bye. 1362 02:10:34,785 --> 02:10:36,620 - Bye.. - Bye. 1363 02:10:39,624 --> 02:10:42,876 I think you got Mike laid tonight. 1364 02:10:42,960 --> 02:10:46,296 Looking good, Cannonball Run! 1365 02:10:46,380 --> 02:10:48,465 He's just giving me a ride. 1366 02:10:48,549 --> 02:10:51,343 - Oh, no doubt. - Have a nice ride. 1367 02:10:53,638 --> 02:10:55,639 Look, double fucks. 1368 02:10:58,476 --> 02:11:02,854 - Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him. - I can hear you. 1369 02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:08,068 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you. 1370 02:11:10,780 --> 02:11:13,490 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 1371 02:11:19,914 --> 02:11:21,831 Wow, that's fucking scary. 1372 02:11:21,916 --> 02:11:26,294 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive, and scary tends to impress. 1373 02:11:27,755 --> 02:11:29,381 Is it safe? 1374 02:11:29,465 --> 02:11:32,509 It's better than safe, it's death proof. 1375 02:11:32,593 --> 02:11:35,053 How do you make a car death proof? 1376 02:11:35,137 --> 02:11:36,971 Well, that's what stuntmen do. 1377 02:11:37,056 --> 02:11:39,557 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash up 1378 02:11:39,642 --> 02:11:42,310 there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from. 1379 02:11:42,395 --> 02:11:45,605 - Yeah. - How do you think they accomplish that? 1380 02:11:45,690 --> 02:11:47,691 CGI? 1381 02:11:48,401 --> 02:11:52,529 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right. 1382 02:11:52,613 --> 02:11:55,532 Back in the all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days, 1383 02:11:55,616 --> 02:11:59,744 the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the White Line Fever days, 1384 02:11:59,829 --> 02:12:05,291 real cars smashing into real cars with real dumb people driving them. 1385 02:12:05,376 --> 02:12:08,837 So, you give the stunt team the car you want to smash up, 1386 02:12:08,921 --> 02:12:12,298 they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and voilà... 1387 02:12:12,383 --> 02:12:15,802 You've got yourself a death proof automobile. 1388 02:12:17,555 --> 02:12:20,890 That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death proof. 1389 02:12:20,975 --> 02:12:25,311 I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour, 1390 02:12:25,396 --> 02:12:27,063 just for the experience. 1391 02:12:34,029 --> 02:12:36,030 Why is your passenger seat in a box? 1392 02:12:36,115 --> 02:12:37,657 Well, this is a movie car. 1393 02:12:37,742 --> 02:12:39,576 Sometimes, when you're shooting a crash, 1394 02:12:39,660 --> 02:12:43,621 director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside. 1395 02:12:43,706 --> 02:12:46,541 That's where you put the camera. They call it a crash box. Here... 1396 02:12:47,960 --> 02:12:49,794 - There you go. 1397 02:12:51,505 --> 02:12:53,757 When you asked to drive me home, you didn't mention 1398 02:12:53,841 --> 02:12:55,592 your car didn't have a passenger seat. 1399 02:12:55,676 --> 02:12:58,261 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home. 1400 02:12:58,345 --> 02:13:01,973 You asked me for a ride and I said yes. But look at the bright side, Pam, 1401 02:13:02,057 --> 02:13:04,684 I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee. 1402 02:13:06,771 --> 02:13:09,439 That is the bright side. 1403 02:13:09,523 --> 02:13:10,940 I thought so. 1404 02:13:36,801 --> 02:13:40,094 Well, Pam, which way you going, left or right? 1405 02:13:40,179 --> 02:13:41,179 Right. 1406 02:13:41,305 --> 02:13:44,933 - Ah, that's too bad. - Why? 1407 02:13:45,017 --> 02:13:48,853 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. 1408 02:13:48,938 --> 02:13:51,064 See, we're both going left. 1409 02:13:51,148 --> 02:13:54,067 You could have just as easily been going left, too, and if that was the case, 1410 02:13:54,151 --> 02:13:57,111 it would have been a while before you started gettin' scared. 1411 02:13:57,196 --> 02:13:59,656 But since you're going the other way... 1412 02:14:01,033 --> 02:14:04,035 ... I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... 1413 02:14:04,912 --> 02:14:05,912 ...immediately. 1414 02:14:05,996 --> 02:14:08,998 What the fuck?! 1415 02:14:16,590 --> 02:14:18,424 You cocksucking motherfucker! 1416 02:14:18,509 --> 02:14:21,719 Fucking let me out of here! I'll fucking rip your fucking... 1417 02:14:21,804 --> 02:14:24,180 Stop the fucking car! 1418 02:15:03,554 --> 02:15:08,016 OK, here's the thing. 1419 02:15:10,519 --> 02:15:16,232 I get it. This was all a joke, and it's super funny. 1420 02:15:16,317 --> 02:15:19,027 It was really funny, OK? 1421 02:15:19,111 --> 02:15:24,240 But, um, if you could stop now, if... 1422 02:15:24,867 --> 02:15:26,743 If you just drop me off... 1423 02:15:28,662 --> 02:15:31,039 - I swear I'll never... - Hey, Pam! 1424 02:15:32,249 --> 02:15:35,168 Remember when I said this car was death proof? 1425 02:15:36,295 --> 02:15:42,091 Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100 percent death proof. 1426 02:15:42,176 --> 02:15:45,053 Only, to get the benefit of it, honey, 1427 02:15:45,137 --> 02:15:48,598 you really need to be sitting in my seat. 1428 02:16:25,886 --> 02:16:29,347 Now I've gotta catch me my other girlfriends. 1429 02:16:44,029 --> 02:16:49,075 No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1430 02:16:49,159 --> 02:16:50,952 So, you got it? 1431 02:16:51,036 --> 02:16:54,664 Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right? 1432 02:16:54,748 --> 02:16:56,541 Good boy. 1433 02:16:56,625 --> 02:16:59,919 Growl. 1434 02:17:00,004 --> 02:17:01,879 Bye-bye. 1435 02:17:01,964 --> 02:17:03,589 Who do you want to hear? 1436 02:17:03,674 --> 02:17:05,341 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1437 02:17:05,426 --> 02:17:06,676 Who? 1438 02:17:06,760 --> 02:17:09,804 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 1439 02:17:09,888 --> 02:17:13,016 - Who the fuck are they? - For your information, 1440 02:17:13,100 --> 02:17:15,935 Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who, 1441 02:17:16,020 --> 02:17:17,854 and if he had, he would have ended up in this group 1442 02:17:17,938 --> 02:17:22,108 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete. 1443 02:17:22,192 --> 02:17:24,777 And if you ask me, he should have. 1444 02:17:24,862 --> 02:17:27,739 - That's my boy! 1445 02:19:15,264 --> 02:19:18,266 I wanna to hear this part of the song louder! 1446 02:20:05,939 --> 02:20:07,982 Do you know her name or anything? 1447 02:20:09,151 --> 02:20:11,903 Uh, I don't remember. 1448 02:20:15,115 --> 02:20:17,116 Dr. Block? 1449 02:20:23,332 --> 02:20:26,000 Self restraints to room 310. 1450 02:20:26,084 --> 02:20:29,712 Self restraints to room 310. 1451 02:20:29,796 --> 02:20:35,051 Well, what's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block? 1452 02:20:35,135 --> 02:20:37,303 I don't really see it's any of your business. 1453 02:20:37,387 --> 02:20:41,641 Come on now, sis. You just tell us. 1454 02:20:41,725 --> 02:20:42,808 How bad is he? 1455 02:20:47,689 --> 02:20:49,523 He got banged up real good. 1456 02:20:49,608 --> 02:20:53,611 Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger. 1457 02:20:54,363 --> 02:20:55,571 Is that it? 1458 02:20:57,241 --> 02:20:58,783 He was real lucky. 1459 02:21:01,161 --> 02:21:02,495 That will be all? 1460 02:21:02,579 --> 02:21:05,998 Why, that's more than enough and I want to thank you, Dr. Block. 1461 02:21:10,254 --> 02:21:11,754 Son of a bitch! 1462 02:21:12,839 --> 02:21:15,758 So, Pop, what do you think? 1463 02:21:16,218 --> 02:21:18,302 Well, son number one... 1464 02:21:18,387 --> 02:21:22,515 ...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, I hesitate to speak it out loud. 1465 02:21:23,433 --> 02:21:24,809 Well, give it a shot. 1466 02:21:25,686 --> 02:21:28,813 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide. 1467 02:21:28,897 --> 02:21:31,357 That old boy murdered them pretty little gals. 1468 02:21:31,441 --> 02:21:35,611 He used a car and not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same. 1469 02:21:36,989 --> 02:21:39,782 Well, what are you gonna do? 1470 02:21:39,866 --> 02:21:41,909 Not a goddamn thing. 1471 02:21:41,994 --> 02:21:44,370 DA says there ain't no crime here. 1472 02:21:44,955 --> 02:21:49,750 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floating on weed 1473 02:21:49,835 --> 02:21:53,629 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle. 1474 02:21:54,172 --> 02:21:57,925 Now you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals? 1475 02:21:58,010 --> 02:22:01,721 Well, I can't prove it but since thinking don't cost nothing, 1476 02:22:01,805 --> 02:22:03,556 I can think it and I do. 1477 02:22:03,640 --> 02:22:07,059 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself. 1478 02:22:07,144 --> 02:22:10,396 Hell, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty little gals 1479 02:22:10,480 --> 02:22:13,941 look like a goddamn giant chewed them up and spit them out. 1480 02:22:14,026 --> 02:22:15,401 Did any of them survive? 1481 02:22:15,485 --> 02:22:19,697 Shit, two tons of metal at 200 miles an hour, 1482 02:22:19,781 --> 02:22:22,742 flesh and bone and plain old Newton... 1483 02:22:22,826 --> 02:22:24,952 ...they all princess died. 1484 02:22:27,539 --> 02:22:28,873 Why? 1485 02:22:30,042 --> 02:22:33,294 Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing. 1486 02:22:34,296 --> 02:22:36,088 Only way I can figure it. 1487 02:22:36,173 --> 02:22:41,010 High velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass, 1488 02:22:41,094 --> 02:22:45,097 all four souls taken exactly at the same time. 1489 02:22:45,182 --> 02:22:49,769 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo. 1490 02:22:55,567 --> 02:22:57,485 You're timing couldn't be better, Zoë. 1491 02:22:57,569 --> 02:23:00,696 It just so happens that we're all three off-duty 1492 02:23:00,781 --> 02:23:04,784 - for the next three days of shooting. - Fucking hell, how does that happen? 1493 02:23:04,868 --> 02:23:07,661 I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up and she's off for the next three days. 1494 02:23:07,746 --> 02:23:10,748 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free 1495 02:23:10,832 --> 02:23:14,960 and Lee's on a "will notify" for the next four days. 1496 02:23:15,045 --> 02:23:16,879 So, how's the shoot going? 1497 02:23:16,963 --> 02:23:18,714 Great! We're having the best time. 1498 02:23:18,799 --> 02:23:21,050 The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun. 1499 02:23:21,134 --> 02:23:24,345 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time. 1500 02:23:24,429 --> 02:23:27,890 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck. 1501 02:23:27,974 --> 02:23:32,478 So, let's hear it ladies. Set romances? Who's getting it off? 1502 02:23:32,562 --> 02:23:34,647 That would be Lee and Toolbox. 1503 02:23:34,731 --> 02:23:38,109 Oh, Toolbox? The name sounds promising. 1504 02:23:38,193 --> 02:23:40,319 - He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert. 1505 02:23:40,404 --> 02:23:43,906 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better. 1506 02:23:43,990 --> 02:23:44,990 What's his perversion? 1507 02:23:47,285 --> 02:23:48,994 He like to watch me pee. 1508 02:23:50,580 --> 02:23:54,542 Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee! 1509 02:23:54,626 --> 02:23:58,379 P-I-S-S-I-N-G.. 1510 02:23:58,463 --> 02:24:02,425 Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock. 1511 02:24:02,509 --> 02:24:05,136 - You're having one off with The Rock? - Not the real Rock. 1512 02:24:05,220 --> 02:24:07,763 He's this electrician named Bruce. Kim started calling him The Rock 1513 02:24:07,848 --> 02:24:10,808 because he kinda looks like The Rock so we all just call him The Rock. 1514 02:24:10,892 --> 02:24:13,352 Kim, dick department. Let's hear it. 1515 02:24:13,437 --> 02:24:15,312 Uh-uh, no dick this trip. 1516 02:24:15,397 --> 02:24:18,607 - I got a man. - How long have you had this boyfriend? 1517 02:24:18,692 --> 02:24:21,944 - About three months. - Who'd you steal him from? 1518 02:24:22,028 --> 02:24:23,028 Nobody! 1519 02:24:23,113 --> 02:24:25,531 - Kim!! - What? 1520 02:24:25,615 --> 02:24:27,992 He totally had a girlfriend. 1521 02:24:28,076 --> 02:24:31,287 All Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend. 1522 02:24:31,371 --> 02:24:33,372 I did not steal him. 1523 02:24:33,457 --> 02:24:38,169 I didn't steal any of them. They just... jumped ship. 1524 02:24:40,839 --> 02:24:44,717 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna. 1525 02:24:44,801 --> 02:24:47,595 I had a set crush on Cecil. 1526 02:24:47,679 --> 02:24:50,806 "Set crush?" Nigga, please. You were his set wife. 1527 02:24:50,891 --> 02:24:53,058 "Were" and "had" being the key words here. 1528 02:24:53,143 --> 02:24:55,853 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it. 1529 02:24:55,937 --> 02:24:57,605 Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, 1530 02:24:57,689 --> 02:25:00,566 then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in? 1531 02:25:04,488 --> 02:25:08,240 Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny! 1532 02:25:08,325 --> 02:25:11,076 - Oh, it's so funny! - Oh, stop acting all hurt. 1533 02:25:11,161 --> 02:25:12,369 Your ass is just mad. 1534 02:25:12,454 --> 02:25:15,956 - Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. - Bitch, you need to get over that shit. 1535 02:25:16,041 --> 02:25:20,085 - That was two weeks ago. - Oh, well, now you put it like that... 1536 02:25:21,213 --> 02:25:26,509 Oh, I haven't told you the best part. He fucked her on my birthday. 1537 02:25:26,593 --> 02:25:29,512 Oh, that's a horse of a different color. 1538 02:25:29,596 --> 02:25:30,930 Thank you. 1539 02:25:31,014 --> 02:25:35,518 Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy. 1540 02:25:35,602 --> 02:25:39,855 He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present. 1541 02:25:39,940 --> 02:25:41,899 Yeah, I think he knew. 1542 02:25:43,610 --> 02:25:45,319 What did he get you? 1543 02:25:48,907 --> 02:25:50,241 He made me a tape. 1544 02:25:50,325 --> 02:25:52,868 He made you a tape? 1545 02:25:52,953 --> 02:25:55,246 Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? 1546 02:25:55,330 --> 02:25:58,624 - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic. 1547 02:25:58,708 --> 02:26:01,919 Yes, I know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there. 1548 02:26:02,003 --> 02:26:04,046 Sounds like the test of true love to me. 1549 02:26:04,130 --> 02:26:06,423 Look, I know you guys like him. 1550 02:26:06,508 --> 02:26:07,800 He's likeable. 1551 02:26:07,884 --> 02:26:10,636 But he fucked another woman on my birthday. 1552 02:26:10,720 --> 02:26:12,388 How can you not be on my side? 1553 02:26:12,472 --> 02:26:15,808 - Well, I admit, that sounds bad. - It is bad. 1554 02:26:15,892 --> 02:26:18,727 It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. 1555 02:26:18,812 --> 02:26:21,480 - Were you two fucking? - Hell, no. 1556 02:26:21,565 --> 02:26:24,483 - Hello, is your name Abernathy? - Sorry. 1557 02:26:24,568 --> 02:26:28,112 The answer to your question is no. Of course not. 1558 02:26:28,905 --> 02:26:32,658 - What do you mean, "No, of course not?" - The reason Cecil hasn't had 1559 02:26:32,742 --> 02:26:36,120 a girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him. 1560 02:26:36,204 --> 02:26:39,540 And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. 1561 02:26:39,624 --> 02:26:45,588 Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, 1562 02:26:45,672 --> 02:26:50,759 if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars. 1563 02:26:50,844 --> 02:26:54,054 And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit. 1564 02:26:54,139 --> 02:26:57,683 - Have you let him do anything? - Yes! 1565 02:26:58,935 --> 02:27:02,896 I've let him give me a foot massage and when we go to the movies, 1566 02:27:02,981 --> 02:27:04,398 I've let him hold my hand. 1567 02:27:04,482 --> 02:27:07,526 Bitch, you might be acting like you're 12 years old, 1568 02:27:07,611 --> 02:27:09,278 but he just acting like a man. 1569 02:27:09,362 --> 02:27:11,530 You need to break that nigga off a piece. 1570 02:27:11,615 --> 02:27:13,699 Let me get this straight. 1571 02:27:13,783 --> 02:27:15,451 - You're not fucking him. - Hm-hm. 1572 02:27:15,535 --> 02:27:17,119 - You're not sucking him. - Hm-hm. 1573 02:27:17,203 --> 02:27:21,624 You're not giving him any tongue, but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is? 1574 02:27:21,708 --> 02:27:24,418 You know, some cultures might say he made the wiser choice. 1575 02:27:24,502 --> 02:27:27,796 Oh! 1576 02:27:30,300 --> 02:27:33,552 So, Zoë, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave. 1577 02:27:33,637 --> 02:27:36,764 - What were you working on?? - Three Kicks to the Head, part three. 1578 02:27:36,848 --> 02:27:40,267 And admittedly, we were a little fucked up. 1579 02:27:40,352 --> 02:27:42,311 - Cheers to that.. - Word. 1580 02:27:43,647 --> 02:27:44,730 Cheers. 1581 02:27:44,814 --> 02:27:50,778 So Zoë, the genius, wants to take a picture of me. 1582 02:27:52,530 --> 02:27:55,574 It's dark as hell and you can't see shit. 1583 02:27:55,659 --> 02:27:59,453 So, she's got her camera and keeps saying, "Step back a little." 1584 02:27:59,537 --> 02:28:00,663 So I do. 1585 02:28:00,747 --> 02:28:04,958 Then, "A little further." So I step back a little further. 1586 02:28:05,043 --> 02:28:08,295 Then, "A little more." So, I do. 1587 02:28:08,380 --> 02:28:14,093 Then I realize, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch. 1588 02:28:14,177 --> 02:28:18,639 With God knows how many rocks, and broken bottles, and rats in it. 1589 02:28:18,723 --> 02:28:20,599 And, if I fell in that fucking thing, 1590 02:28:20,684 --> 02:28:22,685 I probably would have broken my fucking neck. 1591 02:28:22,769 --> 02:28:26,438 So I'm yelling at her, "Zoë, you almost killed me!" 1592 02:28:28,108 --> 02:28:32,194 So we laugh about it and walk a little further, 1593 02:28:32,278 --> 02:28:34,822 and Zoë starts fuckin' around. 1594 02:28:34,906 --> 02:28:39,118 And damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch. 1595 02:28:40,537 --> 02:28:42,871 - Nice.. - Nice. 1596 02:28:42,956 --> 02:28:44,748 Thank you. Yeah, thank you. 1597 02:28:44,833 --> 02:28:48,711 I remember taking a step and looking down. 1598 02:28:48,795 --> 02:28:52,089 Just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch Abbie was talking about." 1599 02:28:52,173 --> 02:28:54,633 Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know. 1600 02:28:54,718 --> 02:28:58,429 - What happened? - What, with Zoë the cat? 1601 02:28:58,513 --> 02:29:01,306 Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing 1602 02:29:01,391 --> 02:29:03,642 they would've had to helicopter me out of there. 1603 02:29:03,727 --> 02:29:05,811 Zoë just lands on her feet. 1604 02:29:05,895 --> 02:29:10,149 But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself. 1605 02:29:10,233 --> 02:29:15,237 Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. 1606 02:29:15,321 --> 02:29:17,531 If I fell in that fucking thing... 1607 02:29:17,615 --> 02:29:20,159 ... I probably would have been fucking paralyzed. 1608 02:29:20,243 --> 02:29:23,787 Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents 1609 02:29:23,872 --> 02:29:25,789 and that just happens to be one of Zoë's. 1610 02:29:25,874 --> 02:29:28,584 - Well, physically speaking, 1611 02:29:28,668 --> 02:29:34,006 Zoë is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness. 1612 02:29:34,090 --> 02:29:37,176 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoë on that front. 1613 02:29:37,260 --> 02:29:39,762 - Kim, I like you, too. - Aw... 1614 02:29:40,263 --> 02:29:44,683 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess, 1615 02:29:44,768 --> 02:29:47,478 you're missing the most important part of that story. 1616 02:29:47,562 --> 02:29:51,106 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoë did. 1617 02:29:51,191 --> 02:29:54,860 Zoë even knew there was a ditch there because you told her 1618 02:29:54,944 --> 02:29:57,070 and she still fell in. 1619 02:29:57,155 --> 02:30:00,324 So, Lee's right. We all have our talents. 1620 02:30:00,408 --> 02:30:04,912 Hey, I resemble that remark. 1621 02:30:06,664 --> 02:30:08,957 So Kim, you still pack a roscoe? 1622 02:30:12,045 --> 02:30:14,046 Check it out, bitch. 1623 02:30:14,130 --> 02:30:16,590 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - I noticed. 1624 02:30:16,674 --> 02:30:18,801 - What's a roscoe?? - Roscoe is a pistol. 1625 02:30:19,803 --> 02:30:21,970 - You carry a gun?? - Uh-huh. 1626 02:30:22,055 --> 02:30:23,847 You have a license to carry it? 1627 02:30:23,932 --> 02:30:28,435 Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license. 1628 02:30:28,520 --> 02:30:30,646 Oh, I didn't know you were... 1629 02:30:33,024 --> 02:30:36,068 OK, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me, I didn't say it. 1630 02:30:36,152 --> 02:30:39,488 God. Did you know Kim carried a gun? 1631 02:30:39,989 --> 02:30:44,326 Yes. Now, do I approve? No. 1632 02:30:44,410 --> 02:30:46,453 Do I know? Yes. 1633 02:30:46,538 --> 02:30:50,165 Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 1634 02:30:50,250 --> 02:30:53,085 but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun. 1635 02:30:53,169 --> 02:30:57,798 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot 1636 02:30:57,882 --> 02:30:59,424 more than people who don't. 1637 02:30:59,509 --> 02:31:02,636 And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room 1638 02:31:02,720 --> 02:31:06,557 in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped. 1639 02:31:06,641 --> 02:31:09,685 - Don't do your laundry at midnight. - Fuck that, I want to do my laundry 1640 02:31:09,769 --> 02:31:11,937 whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry. 1641 02:31:12,021 --> 02:31:15,065 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. 1642 02:31:15,149 --> 02:31:16,483 Pepper spray. 1643 02:31:16,568 --> 02:31:20,612 Uh, a motherfucker try to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. 1644 02:31:20,697 --> 02:31:24,199 - I wanna shut that nigga down. 1645 02:31:24,284 --> 02:31:26,702 How about a knife, at least? 1646 02:31:26,786 --> 02:31:29,872 Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives? 1647 02:31:30,957 --> 02:31:33,083 They get shot. 1648 02:31:33,167 --> 02:31:37,504 Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. 1649 02:31:37,589 --> 02:31:40,090 I'll hire me a do-dirt-nigga and he'll carry the gun. 1650 02:31:40,174 --> 02:31:42,009 And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh. 1651 02:31:42,093 --> 02:31:44,970 But until that day, it's wild west, motherfucker. 1652 02:31:45,054 --> 02:31:48,724 So Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first? 1653 02:31:49,767 --> 02:31:53,312 It just so happens, I know exactly what I want to do. 1654 02:31:53,396 --> 02:31:56,982 Oh, really? And what would that be? 1655 02:31:57,066 --> 02:31:59,151 To me, there's no point in being in America 1656 02:31:59,235 --> 02:32:01,486 unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car. 1657 02:32:01,571 --> 02:32:05,866 And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out. 1658 02:32:08,036 --> 02:32:11,204 Um... Well, I guess we could talk to transpo. 1659 02:32:11,289 --> 02:32:13,999 But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger? 1660 02:32:14,083 --> 02:32:19,212 Not just that, it has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine. 1661 02:32:22,342 --> 02:32:25,761 How in the fuck do you expect to do that? 1662 02:32:25,845 --> 02:32:29,348 No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out. 1663 02:32:29,432 --> 02:32:32,517 When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out 1664 02:32:32,602 --> 02:32:36,188 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebanon News Sentinel. 1665 02:32:36,272 --> 02:32:38,148 - So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home? 1666 02:32:38,232 --> 02:32:43,111 - Australia, right? - What do you mean by that, mate? 1667 02:32:43,780 --> 02:32:47,157 Zoë's from New Zealand and you never, 1668 02:32:47,241 --> 02:32:50,827 I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie. 1669 02:32:50,912 --> 02:32:53,538 That is, unless you want your ass kicked. 1670 02:32:54,999 --> 02:32:57,918 I'm so sorry. I really am. 1671 02:32:58,002 --> 02:33:01,797 Oh, that's OK. We're just taking the piss out of you, mate. 1672 02:33:03,132 --> 02:33:05,759 Auckland, to answer your question. 1673 02:33:06,302 --> 02:33:08,971 Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago. 1674 02:33:09,055 --> 02:33:12,683 Now why in the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand? 1675 02:33:12,767 --> 02:33:15,060 Pipe down and I'll tell you. 1676 02:33:15,144 --> 02:33:17,104 I've been getting the paper for the last month 1677 02:33:17,188 --> 02:33:20,023 and I've been checking the classified at the back looking at cars for sale. 1678 02:33:20,108 --> 02:33:23,402 So, as of yesterday, for sale, 1679 02:33:23,486 --> 02:33:26,571 in this town, some dude is selling a stock 1680 02:33:26,656 --> 02:33:32,160 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine and a white paint job. 1681 02:33:32,245 --> 02:33:34,413 And you want to buy it? 1682 02:33:35,164 --> 02:33:39,001 Kim, I may be stupid but I'm not bloody stupid. 1683 02:33:39,085 --> 02:33:42,879 I want to say I want to buy it so he'll let me test drive it. 1684 02:33:42,964 --> 02:33:46,383 A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job? 1685 02:33:46,467 --> 02:33:47,801 Oh, Kowalski. 1686 02:33:47,885 --> 02:33:52,055 Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic. 1687 02:33:52,140 --> 02:33:54,224 If I can get this guy to let me drive it without him, 1688 02:33:54,308 --> 02:33:57,060 I will blow the doors off that bitch. 1689 02:33:57,145 --> 02:33:58,854 What's Vanishing Point? 1690 02:34:00,023 --> 02:34:02,190 What's Vanishing Point? 1691 02:34:02,275 --> 02:34:05,068 Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one. 1692 02:34:05,153 --> 02:34:08,071 It's just one of the best American movies ever made. 1693 02:34:08,156 --> 02:34:11,742 Actually, Zoë, most girls wouldn't know Vanishing Point. 1694 02:34:12,952 --> 02:34:16,955 Excuse me, "most girls?" What the fuck are you two? 1695 02:34:17,040 --> 02:34:20,375 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it. 1696 02:34:20,460 --> 02:34:22,627 Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit. 1697 02:34:22,712 --> 02:34:24,796 Oh, I like Pretty in Pink. 1698 02:34:25,548 --> 02:34:27,841 What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies? 1699 02:34:27,925 --> 02:34:31,928 Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too. 1700 02:34:32,013 --> 02:34:37,309 Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one. 1701 02:34:37,393 --> 02:34:39,561 Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit. 1702 02:34:39,645 --> 02:34:41,271 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland 1703 02:34:41,355 --> 02:34:44,232 that plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday, 1704 02:34:44,317 --> 02:34:46,818 all the classics. 1705 02:35:02,418 --> 02:35:04,169 What do you horny gals want? 1706 02:35:08,049 --> 02:35:11,259 Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale? 1707 02:35:11,344 --> 02:35:13,303 Right up here, ladies. 1708 02:35:27,401 --> 02:35:33,198 - This shit is off the fuckin' hook. - Fuckin' legendary, mate. 1709 02:35:35,576 --> 02:35:38,370 Sweet as. Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment, 1710 02:35:38,454 --> 02:35:40,539 I'd like to have a word alone with my business associate. 1711 02:35:40,623 --> 02:35:43,166 - You ladies take your time. - OK. 1712 02:35:45,461 --> 02:35:46,920 Mmm. 1713 02:35:48,881 --> 02:35:51,883 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself. 1714 02:35:51,968 --> 02:35:54,678 I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something. 1715 02:35:54,762 --> 02:35:56,054 What? 1716 02:35:56,139 --> 02:36:01,059 If he let's us take it out on our own, I want to play Ship's Mast. 1717 02:36:01,144 --> 02:36:03,061 - Oh, hell no! - Will you keep it down? 1718 02:36:03,146 --> 02:36:05,397 - Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake... 1719 02:36:05,481 --> 02:36:07,232 - Don't blaspheme. - Sorry. 1720 02:36:07,316 --> 02:36:10,360 Now, what did you say after the last time? 1721 02:36:10,444 --> 02:36:13,238 - Look, I know what I said. - What did you say? 1722 02:36:13,322 --> 02:36:14,948 I know I said we shouldn't do this again... 1723 02:36:15,032 --> 02:36:17,701 No, you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever 1724 02:36:17,785 --> 02:36:19,286 - gonna to do that again. - But... 1725 02:36:19,370 --> 02:36:23,707 "But," my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again, 1726 02:36:23,791 --> 02:36:26,710 but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, 1727 02:36:26,794 --> 02:36:27,961 to not only refuse, 1728 02:36:28,045 --> 02:36:31,840 but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. 1729 02:36:31,924 --> 02:36:34,176 Now, did you or did you not say that? 1730 02:36:34,260 --> 02:36:35,886 - Well... - No, no, no, no. 1731 02:36:35,970 --> 02:36:39,556 Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that? 1732 02:36:39,640 --> 02:36:43,351 - Yes, I said that, however... - Whatever with your "however." 1733 02:36:45,188 --> 02:36:47,397 I know I said it, and I know I meant it. 1734 02:36:47,481 --> 02:36:48,523 Damn skippy, you meant it. 1735 02:36:48,608 --> 02:36:51,401 But when I said it, I didn't mean in America. 1736 02:36:51,485 --> 02:36:53,195 - Oh, nigga, please! - Really. 1737 02:36:53,279 --> 02:36:57,490 I meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand and Australia. 1738 02:36:57,575 --> 02:36:59,910 You are such a liar. 1739 02:36:59,994 --> 02:37:02,537 Look, I know what I said when I said it. 1740 02:37:02,622 --> 02:37:04,915 But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. 1741 02:37:04,999 --> 02:37:07,792 And when I said it, if I had of known I was gonna come to America, 1742 02:37:07,877 --> 02:37:10,128 and have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fucking 1743 02:37:10,213 --> 02:37:14,341 Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a "however." 1744 02:37:15,218 --> 02:37:16,676 Right? 1745 02:37:21,724 --> 02:37:24,476 OK, oddly enough, I actually understood that. 1746 02:37:24,560 --> 02:37:26,102 However... 1747 02:37:26,187 --> 02:37:28,855 Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit, 1748 02:37:28,940 --> 02:37:31,191 doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind. 1749 02:37:31,275 --> 02:37:34,694 You need two people to play Ship's Mast and I ain't playing. 1750 02:37:42,578 --> 02:37:43,995 I'll be your best friend. 1751 02:37:44,080 --> 02:37:47,082 I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth. 1752 02:37:47,917 --> 02:37:50,835 - I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway. 1753 02:37:50,920 --> 02:37:53,338 Well, of course, I'll crack it anyway. 1754 02:37:53,422 --> 02:37:57,342 But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back-cracking slave. 1755 02:37:57,426 --> 02:38:00,053 Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it. 1756 02:38:00,137 --> 02:38:01,388 You just order me to do it. 1757 02:38:01,472 --> 02:38:04,099 Just be like, "Bitch get over here and get busy." 1758 02:38:09,188 --> 02:38:11,773 So... We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him. 1759 02:38:11,857 --> 02:38:15,026 If he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment. 1760 02:38:15,611 --> 02:38:16,611 What? 1761 02:38:16,696 --> 02:38:19,614 I said, we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him... 1762 02:38:19,699 --> 02:38:24,577 I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. 1763 02:38:25,955 --> 02:38:27,664 You know, you two got some fuckin' balls. 1764 02:38:27,748 --> 02:38:30,917 - What? - Don't play dumb ass with me. 1765 02:38:31,002 --> 02:38:35,922 I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover. 1766 02:38:36,007 --> 02:38:39,259 I should be in my hotel room asleep. Not fucking around here on tobacco road, 1767 02:38:39,343 --> 02:38:43,388 but because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here. 1768 02:38:43,472 --> 02:38:45,056 Now you two got the balls to ask me... 1769 02:38:45,141 --> 02:38:49,102 No, scratch that, tell me, I gotta go make conversation 1770 02:38:49,186 --> 02:38:51,688 with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? 1771 02:38:51,772 --> 02:38:53,732 Bullshit on that. 1772 02:38:53,816 --> 02:38:56,026 - It ain't like that. - Then what's it like, Kim? 1773 02:38:56,110 --> 02:39:00,113 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go. 1774 02:39:00,197 --> 02:39:03,700 I really think one human being will be collateral enough. 1775 02:39:04,785 --> 02:39:06,745 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing. 1776 02:39:06,829 --> 02:39:08,580 What? To drive a car? 1777 02:39:08,664 --> 02:39:12,083 - We're doing more than that. - What? Drive it fast? 1778 02:39:12,168 --> 02:39:14,753 We're doing more than that. 1779 02:39:14,837 --> 02:39:19,549 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, because we're gonna do some stupid shit. 1780 02:39:21,677 --> 02:39:23,928 But that's OK. We're stunt people, we ain't got good sense. 1781 02:39:24,013 --> 02:39:26,306 But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense 1782 02:39:26,390 --> 02:39:29,559 - ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing. - How do you know I don't wanna do it? 1783 02:39:29,643 --> 02:39:33,063 - 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah. 1784 02:39:35,107 --> 02:39:39,486 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse 1785 02:39:39,570 --> 02:39:42,489 you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. 1786 02:39:42,573 --> 02:39:45,492 So, what is it you two daredevils are doing 1787 02:39:45,576 --> 02:39:49,829 that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand. 1788 02:39:49,914 --> 02:39:53,541 You know, we're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best 1789 02:39:53,626 --> 02:39:56,127 if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. 1790 02:39:56,212 --> 02:40:00,965 Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway. 1791 02:40:03,928 --> 02:40:07,764 OK, how about this? 1792 02:40:07,848 --> 02:40:11,017 I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along. 1793 02:40:12,311 --> 02:40:15,480 - How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem. 1794 02:40:15,564 --> 02:40:19,818 But don't worry. He'll say yes. 1795 02:40:19,902 --> 02:40:23,571 - What are you gonna do, blow him? - No! 1796 02:40:24,698 --> 02:40:27,158 I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him. 1797 02:40:31,205 --> 02:40:33,206 That's a good one. 1798 02:40:33,290 --> 02:40:37,001 Not really. But let me handle it. 1799 02:40:37,795 --> 02:40:38,795 We got a deal? 1800 02:40:43,050 --> 02:40:44,592 OK, mommy, listen up. 1801 02:40:45,386 --> 02:40:48,471 You wanna hang with the cool kids, you've got to be cool. 1802 02:40:48,556 --> 02:40:51,099 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap. 1803 02:40:51,183 --> 02:40:53,351 You just sit in the back and I don't want to hear a peep out of your ass. 1804 02:40:53,436 --> 02:40:54,853 - You understand? - Got it. 1805 02:40:54,937 --> 02:40:58,022 I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road 1806 02:40:58,107 --> 02:40:59,774 kicking your ass out and picking you up later. 1807 02:41:00,359 --> 02:41:01,693 Agreed. 1808 02:41:05,239 --> 02:41:06,614 OK. 1809 02:41:06,699 --> 02:41:08,158 Go work your magic. 1810 02:41:14,790 --> 02:41:16,583 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 1811 02:41:16,667 --> 02:41:18,084 - What's your name? - Jasper. 1812 02:41:18,169 --> 02:41:20,462 - Hello, Jasper. I'm Abernathy. - Aber-what? 1813 02:41:20,546 --> 02:41:22,464 - Abernathy. - What's your first name? 1814 02:41:22,548 --> 02:41:25,258 - That is my first name. - What kind of first name is that? 1815 02:41:25,342 --> 02:41:29,095 - You know what? Just call me Abbie. - OK, Abbie. 1816 02:41:30,181 --> 02:41:33,766 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and I could take the car out 1817 02:41:33,851 --> 02:41:36,978 for a little test drive out on our own. Just to see if we're comfortable in it. 1818 02:41:37,062 --> 02:41:38,813 Why would I do something stupid like that? 1819 02:41:38,898 --> 02:41:41,191 To better sell your automobile. 1820 02:41:41,275 --> 02:41:43,485 How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it? 1821 02:41:43,569 --> 02:41:45,612 Four reasons, actually. 1822 02:41:45,696 --> 02:41:50,492 One, we're not thieves. Two, that would be rude. 1823 02:41:50,576 --> 02:41:53,912 Three, we're staying at the Days Inn in town, you can call the hotel, 1824 02:41:53,996 --> 02:41:56,539 check with management. We're registered for the next month. 1825 02:41:56,624 --> 02:42:01,044 Actually, Zoë is not, but Kim and I are. So, we're totally track down-able. 1826 02:42:01,128 --> 02:42:03,213 Who's Kim? The colored girl? 1827 02:42:04,256 --> 02:42:08,760 Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And reason number four, 1828 02:42:08,844 --> 02:42:12,972 and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin, 1829 02:42:13,057 --> 02:42:16,017 that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted 1830 02:42:16,101 --> 02:42:19,103 with our other friend, Lee. 1831 02:42:22,942 --> 02:42:24,943 Why does she look kinda familiar? 1832 02:42:25,027 --> 02:42:27,946 That would be because she's a famous actress. 1833 02:42:30,366 --> 02:42:31,658 Why's she dressed like that? 1834 02:42:31,742 --> 02:42:34,744 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, 1835 02:42:34,828 --> 02:42:38,164 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders. 1836 02:42:38,249 --> 02:42:42,001 - What's a cheerleader movie? - A movie about cheerleaders. 1837 02:42:42,753 --> 02:42:43,962 Is it a porno movie? 1838 02:42:45,631 --> 02:42:48,383 Yes, it is. 1839 02:42:48,467 --> 02:42:51,719 But, don't mention it. She's shy. 1840 02:42:55,975 --> 02:42:59,060 Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee. 1841 02:42:59,144 --> 02:43:01,312 You two kids stay out of trouble. 1842 02:43:01,397 --> 02:43:04,482 Hey, good-looking! Be back to pick you up later! 1843 02:43:04,567 --> 02:43:05,984 Ta-ta. 1844 02:43:16,161 --> 02:43:17,370 Gulp. 1845 02:43:32,428 --> 02:43:34,512 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1846 02:43:35,472 --> 02:43:38,308 - I think I'm thinking it. - What are you and you thinking? 1847 02:43:38,392 --> 02:43:41,769 I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up. 1848 02:43:44,481 --> 02:43:46,524 - Where are y'all going? - You stay put. 1849 02:43:46,609 --> 02:43:47,942 I got to take a... 1850 02:44:05,294 --> 02:44:06,961 So you ready to do this? 1851 02:44:08,464 --> 02:44:10,006 You sure? 1852 02:44:10,090 --> 02:44:13,259 Well, I always don't want to do it right before I'm gonna do it. 1853 02:44:13,344 --> 02:44:14,344 You know what I mean? 1854 02:44:14,428 --> 02:44:16,846 Yeah, I know what you mean. 'Cause I don't want to do it. 1855 02:44:16,930 --> 02:44:19,057 - Kim. - I'm just saying. 1856 02:44:19,141 --> 02:44:22,518 - If you're gonna take the piss out... - I'm just saying. 1857 02:44:24,188 --> 02:44:26,147 You wanna start out on top? 1858 02:44:27,149 --> 02:44:30,985 It practically doesn't count if you start on the top. 1859 02:44:35,783 --> 02:44:36,991 Here are your gloves. 1860 02:44:44,166 --> 02:44:47,126 No, no, no, no. I'm wearing the jacket. 1861 02:44:47,211 --> 02:44:48,711 This is my jacket. 1862 02:44:48,796 --> 02:44:53,007 Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit? 1863 02:44:53,092 --> 02:44:54,092 Give it. 1864 02:44:54,176 --> 02:44:56,594 I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet. 1865 02:44:56,679 --> 02:44:58,888 Bonnet, my ass. You're on the hood. 1866 02:45:08,190 --> 02:45:10,483 Y'all, I think I hear a car coming. 1867 02:45:10,567 --> 02:45:13,027 - Give me your belt. - Oh. 1868 02:45:16,532 --> 02:45:18,324 This is my cute shit. 1869 02:45:19,535 --> 02:45:22,203 Well... Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt. 1870 02:45:23,288 --> 02:45:25,248 Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt. 1871 02:45:30,546 --> 02:45:32,588 - Give me your belt. - No. 1872 02:45:32,673 --> 02:45:35,049 - Prada. - Come on. Give her the belt. 1873 02:45:35,134 --> 02:45:39,053 - Magic word. - Please. Give her the belt. 1874 02:45:39,847 --> 02:45:41,681 Just cause you asked nicely. 1875 02:45:44,309 --> 02:45:46,018 It's nice to be nice, Kim. 1876 02:45:46,895 --> 02:45:49,147 - Whatever. - You know what? 1877 02:45:49,231 --> 02:45:52,358 Don't even fucking think about asking me next time you want me to do your hair. 1878 02:45:52,443 --> 02:45:54,777 - Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch. 1879 02:45:54,862 --> 02:45:56,779 'Cause that's what you do when no one else is looking. 1880 02:45:56,864 --> 02:45:58,865 You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit. 1881 02:45:58,949 --> 02:46:01,534 Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now. 1882 02:46:01,618 --> 02:46:02,785 I got shit on my mind. 1883 02:46:02,870 --> 02:46:06,539 Ooh! You know, I ain't six. 1884 02:46:19,928 --> 02:46:21,888 It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows? 1885 02:46:21,972 --> 02:46:23,431 No. 1886 02:46:24,683 --> 02:46:27,393 Hey, Abernathy. Check this out. 1887 02:46:39,281 --> 02:46:40,948 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1888 02:46:50,292 --> 02:46:51,751 What does that mean? 1889 02:46:53,962 --> 02:46:55,546 Whoa! 1890 02:47:00,177 --> 02:47:02,720 Faster, you black bitch, faster! 1891 02:47:10,938 --> 02:47:13,022 That fast enough for your bony ass? 1892 02:47:13,106 --> 02:47:14,774 Woo-hoo! 1893 02:47:15,317 --> 02:47:18,236 Whoa! 1894 02:47:20,906 --> 02:47:23,449 Abernathy, get your ass up here. 1895 02:47:31,250 --> 02:47:32,834 All righty. 1896 02:47:32,918 --> 02:47:35,753 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1897 02:47:49,101 --> 02:47:51,769 Check it out bitch. You want it fucking faster? 1898 02:48:00,028 --> 02:48:02,947 Riot In Thunder Alley] 1899 02:49:07,304 --> 02:49:10,973 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck? Shit! 1900 02:49:13,602 --> 02:49:15,728 Zoë!! 1901 02:49:17,022 --> 02:49:18,022 Damn it! 1902 02:49:26,990 --> 02:49:29,367 Now! 1903 02:49:29,451 --> 02:49:34,038 - Did you do something to him? - Nothing! Nothing! Shit! 1904 02:49:34,122 --> 02:49:37,083 - Shit! Here he comes! - Zoë! Fuck! 1905 02:49:39,336 --> 02:49:40,586 - Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit! 1906 02:49:42,965 --> 02:49:45,341 - Hold on, Zoë! - Whoa! 1907 02:49:45,425 --> 02:49:47,927 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë! 1908 02:49:53,183 --> 02:49:55,643 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë! 1909 02:49:55,727 --> 02:49:57,937 - Whoa! - Zoë! 1910 02:50:02,234 --> 02:50:04,318 Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you! 1911 02:50:05,153 --> 02:50:07,571 Zoë! Zoë! 1912 02:50:08,490 --> 02:50:11,951 - I'm sorry I called you a black bitch. - I forgive you. Hold the fuck on. 1913 02:50:12,035 --> 02:50:14,161 Whoa! Get away! 1914 02:50:16,498 --> 02:50:19,166 Oh, shit! I can't fucking see! I can't see! 1915 02:50:19,251 --> 02:50:21,210 Zoë, move your legs! 1916 02:50:23,630 --> 02:50:25,047 Fuck you! 1917 02:50:25,257 --> 02:50:27,341 Come on, come on! 1918 02:50:30,053 --> 02:50:31,887 Redneck lunatic bastard! 1919 02:50:31,972 --> 02:50:33,347 Get away from me! 1920 02:50:33,432 --> 02:50:35,891 - Watch your fucking legs! - Baby, just hold on. 1921 02:50:35,976 --> 02:50:37,810 Zoë! 1922 02:50:38,395 --> 02:50:40,604 - Fuck you!! - Oh, my God! 1923 02:50:40,689 --> 02:50:42,356 Come on, come on! 1924 02:50:45,694 --> 02:50:47,695 Fucking get away from me! 1925 02:50:51,324 --> 02:50:54,160 Oh, shit! I'm scared Kim, I'm really scared. 1926 02:50:54,244 --> 02:50:55,703 I know, baby, just hold on. 1927 02:50:56,496 --> 02:50:57,621 Watch your feet! 1928 02:50:59,875 --> 02:51:03,085 - You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch. 1929 02:51:04,880 --> 02:51:09,050 - Suck on this for a while, bitch! - Motherfucker! 1930 02:51:09,801 --> 02:51:11,260 Zoë!! 1931 02:51:11,344 --> 02:51:13,012 Goddamn it! 1932 02:51:37,454 --> 02:51:39,121 - He's coming up!! - Oh, my God. 1933 02:51:39,206 --> 02:51:40,998 Get away from us, you cocksucker! 1934 02:51:41,083 --> 02:51:42,541 Leave us alone! 1935 02:51:42,626 --> 02:51:45,920 - Fuck you, motherfucker! - Put your foot down! 1936 02:51:50,217 --> 02:51:53,302 Zoë! Zoë! 1937 02:51:53,386 --> 02:51:56,055 - Hold on! 1938 02:52:18,161 --> 02:52:19,453 Zoë! Zoë! 1939 02:52:28,213 --> 02:52:29,755 Look out! 1940 02:52:57,325 --> 02:52:59,952 Get ready to fly, bitch! 1941 02:53:03,915 --> 02:53:05,541 - Zoë! - Zoë! Hold on! 1942 02:53:12,674 --> 02:53:15,342 He's right on your ass! He's right on your fucking ass! 1943 02:53:30,025 --> 02:53:32,693 Hey! 1944 02:53:32,777 --> 02:53:36,697 Hey! Ladies, that was fun! 1945 02:53:40,994 --> 02:53:43,454 Well, adios! 1946 02:53:43,538 --> 02:53:45,873 - Ow, fuck! 1947 02:53:47,250 --> 02:53:50,377 Shit! Fuck! 1948 02:53:51,546 --> 02:53:56,258 Run away with your ass! You better run, motherfucker! 1949 02:54:02,557 --> 02:54:03,891 Bitch! 1950 02:54:19,324 --> 02:54:20,407 I'm OK! 1951 02:54:20,492 --> 02:54:23,786 Oh, shit! Goddamn it! 1952 02:54:23,870 --> 02:54:26,497 Oh, you fucking bitch! 1953 02:54:26,581 --> 02:54:30,167 Of course you are. Of course you are. What was I thinking? 1954 02:54:31,878 --> 02:54:34,380 What was I thinking? Zoë, the fucking cat! 1955 02:54:38,593 --> 02:54:40,427 Whew! That was a close one. 1956 02:54:44,557 --> 02:54:46,725 You guys look like shit. 1957 02:54:46,810 --> 02:54:47,851 Who died? 1958 02:54:49,312 --> 02:54:51,939 That's it! 1959 02:54:52,774 --> 02:54:54,817 Zoë, are you OK? 1960 02:54:55,610 --> 02:54:57,820 Well, I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my bum, 1961 02:54:57,904 --> 02:55:00,531 but aside from that, I'll be sweet. 1962 02:55:03,910 --> 02:55:06,662 So, where's the maniac? 1963 02:55:07,289 --> 02:55:10,082 I shot him and his punk ass sped off. 1964 02:55:11,626 --> 02:55:15,087 - You wanna go get him? - Oh, hell yeah! 1965 02:55:15,171 --> 02:55:18,632 Honey, I think you might want to get out. 1966 02:55:20,176 --> 02:55:24,722 Fuck that shit. Let's kill this bastard. 1967 02:55:27,350 --> 02:55:29,226 OK, get your ass in the back, let's go. 1968 02:55:31,521 --> 02:55:33,147 Fuck this motherfucker! 1969 02:55:35,233 --> 02:55:36,734 - Wait... - Where the fuck you going? 1970 02:55:36,818 --> 02:55:38,152 I'll be back. 1971 02:55:46,369 --> 02:55:48,829 Yeah, that'll smart. Sweet, let's go. 1972 02:55:48,913 --> 02:55:52,583 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit. 1973 02:55:55,003 --> 02:55:56,420 Giddy up, girl! 1974 02:56:04,304 --> 02:56:06,263 Yeah! 1975 02:56:49,682 --> 02:56:53,352 Come on! 1976 02:57:01,986 --> 02:57:05,030 Oh, why? Oh, no! 1977 02:57:11,121 --> 02:57:14,456 Oh, do it! Do it! 1978 02:57:15,166 --> 02:57:16,667 Do it! 1979 02:57:22,048 --> 02:57:24,758 Oh, no! 1980 02:57:25,051 --> 02:57:28,679 No, no, no! No! God... 1981 02:57:29,556 --> 02:57:32,349 All right. Get it together. 1982 02:57:32,434 --> 02:57:36,603 Get, get... What are you... What are you... What are you gonna do? 1983 02:57:43,278 --> 02:57:46,196 Kick his ass, Zoë!! Kick his motherfucking ass! 1984 02:57:46,281 --> 02:57:48,949 - Hey! Now I wanna play! - Go away! 1985 02:57:49,033 --> 02:57:51,326 - Fucking fuck you! 1986 02:57:51,411 --> 02:57:53,537 Where do you think you're fucking going? 1987 02:57:58,251 --> 02:57:59,793 Come here, you...! 1988 02:58:06,676 --> 02:58:08,051 Go! 1989 02:58:14,684 --> 02:58:18,896 I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass! 1990 02:58:24,194 --> 02:58:26,153 Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me? 1991 02:58:27,822 --> 02:58:32,201 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard. 1992 02:58:33,578 --> 02:58:37,873 Oh, yeah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now! 1993 02:58:39,876 --> 02:58:43,003 I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road! 1994 02:58:44,672 --> 02:58:46,423 Boo-yah, bitch! 1995 02:58:47,175 --> 02:58:48,342 Ah! 1996 02:58:51,846 --> 02:58:54,431 Did you just hit a boat? 1997 02:58:57,560 --> 02:58:58,852 Now, get him! Get him! 1998 02:58:58,937 --> 02:59:01,230 Now! Now! Now!! Get him! Get him! 1999 02:59:01,314 --> 02:59:04,316 Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move! 2000 02:59:06,110 --> 02:59:07,569 Motherfucker! 2001 02:59:07,654 --> 02:59:10,489 I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, motherfucker! 2002 02:59:19,707 --> 02:59:21,833 Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! 2003 02:59:27,882 --> 02:59:30,384 Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it! 2004 02:59:37,976 --> 02:59:39,101 Son of a bitch! 2005 02:59:54,492 --> 02:59:56,952 Oh, you know I can't let you go... 2006 02:59:58,079 --> 03:00:00,706 ...without tapping that ass. 2007 03:00:01,332 --> 03:00:02,541 Oh, fuck me! 2008 03:00:02,709 --> 03:00:04,418 - One... - Kim? 2009 03:00:04,502 --> 03:00:06,503 -...more... - Kim? 2010 03:00:06,588 --> 03:00:08,046 ...time! 2011 03:00:08,131 --> 03:00:09,423 Boo-yah! 2012 03:00:15,346 --> 03:00:17,681 That's what I'm talking about, bitch! 2013 03:01:18,451 --> 03:01:20,494 Oh, come on! 2014 03:02:00,284 --> 03:02:03,370 Come on! 2015 03:02:03,454 --> 03:02:07,124 You thought you lost us! We're back, motherfucker! We're back! 2016 03:02:07,208 --> 03:02:09,251 Who's laughing now bitch? 2017 03:02:11,879 --> 03:02:12,921 Shit! 2018 03:02:16,551 --> 03:02:17,551 Come on! 2019 03:02:22,890 --> 03:02:25,142 You miss us, you lunatic bastard?! 2020 03:02:25,226 --> 03:02:27,144 - I'm sorry! - What? 2021 03:02:27,228 --> 03:02:29,938 I didn't... I didn't mean anything. 2022 03:02:30,022 --> 03:02:32,023 I was just playing around. 2023 03:02:32,108 --> 03:02:36,153 - Oh, he was just playing around.. - He was just playing. 2024 03:02:36,237 --> 03:02:38,572 Well, I ain't playing with you. 2025 03:02:43,995 --> 03:02:47,080 Oh, look out! Look out!! Look out! 2026 03:02:54,547 --> 03:02:57,549 - What's your sign? - Cancer! 2027 03:03:02,764 --> 03:03:03,805 Come on! 2028 03:03:03,890 --> 03:03:06,183 Don't run. Don't run, motherfucker! Don't run! 2029 03:03:06,267 --> 03:03:07,267 Shit! 2030 03:03:17,195 --> 03:03:20,113 - Yeah! 2031 03:03:23,451 --> 03:03:24,785 Yeah! 2032 03:03:25,578 --> 03:03:28,872 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time! 2033 03:03:43,846 --> 03:03:46,556 - Yeah, you go.. - Just go, go, go, go! 2034 03:03:48,559 --> 03:03:51,561 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 2035 03:03:51,646 --> 03:03:55,148 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 2036 03:03:55,233 --> 03:03:56,525 Please don't dead-end. 2037 03:03:56,609 --> 03:03:59,903 Please don't dead-end.. Please don't dead-end. 2038 03:03:59,987 --> 03:04:01,321 Please don't dead-end. 2039 03:04:01,405 --> 03:04:03,198 Oh, there the motherfucker is! 2040 03:04:03,282 --> 03:04:05,158 - Go, go, go!! - Get him! Get him! Get him! 2041 03:04:21,884 --> 03:04:25,804 Help me! 2042 03:04:26,389 --> 03:04:30,767 Help me! 2043 03:04:36,691 --> 03:04:39,442 - Be careful! My right arm's broken! - This one? 2044 03:04:42,446 --> 03:04:43,446 That's right, bitch. 2045 03:04:43,531 --> 03:04:44,990 You want some? 2046 03:04:45,074 --> 03:04:47,492 - Come on, motherfucker! - My fuckin' ass! 2047 03:04:51,289 --> 03:04:53,039 Piece of shit! 2048 03:04:56,502 --> 03:04:58,503 Bitch! 2049 03:05:02,258 --> 03:05:03,592 Motherfucker! 2050 03:05:04,468 --> 03:05:05,802 Motherfucker! 2051 03:05:10,808 --> 03:05:12,017 Asshole!