1 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,962 (MUSIC PLAYING: "STARTING OVER" BY JOHN LENNON) 2 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,931 (LOUDSPEAKER): Nancy Clark, report to gate 14. 3 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,728 Alan, they/re boarding in a few minutes. I'm going to find your mother. 4 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,925 - She doesn't want us to see her crying. - She'd rather cry in front of strangers? 5 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:11,082 - Are you sad to see me leave home? - You're going abroad for the first time. 6 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:17,083 You might even go to...Amsterdam. And European women are different. 7 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,726 - How do you know? - James Bond films. 8 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,922 (NANCY): Guys, look at Mummy! 9 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,770 That was so cute! 10 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:31,128 - Dad was getting worried about you. - He won't admit he's going to miss you. 11 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:35,848 I get it out and let it go. He gets a headache. 12 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:41,922 - Only because you get it out. - No, you don't express your feelings. 13 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,565 Guys... 14 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,401 - Could we not have this moment? - Sorry. 15 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,729 I've got an international beeper for you. 16 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:56,927 Press that little button and no matter where you are, this will ring. 17 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,885 - And then I'll call you. - if you don't answer, she'll fly over. 18 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:06,850 Flight 178 to London is now boarding. Ohio State students, please get ready. 19 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,610 So I guess this is it. 20 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,690 Give your mother a big hug. She's very fragile today. 21 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,169 Daddy/s a wreck, so make sure you call him. 22 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,640 OK, you guys take care of each other. 23 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:01,321 - I thought you were going to lose it. - I guess I'm stronger than I think. 24 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,606 We have more time to ourselves now. Just you and me. 25 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,610 Alone in the house. 26 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,002 (VVEEPING) 27 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,166 - It's OK. - I'm sorry. 28 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:22,683 If this interview goes well, we'll move to New York. We'll have more money. 29 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:29,161 I don't want any more money. You've been at Sellinsky for 23 years. 30 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,445 We've lived in Ohio all our lives and you hate New York. 31 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,964 I did when it was hip to hate New York but it's not any more, so I don't hate it. 32 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:42,290 I'm in advertising. I follow the crowd. 33 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,087 - I guess we could see Susan more. - She won't speak to me. 34 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,842 Well, you blew up at her because she has doubts about med school. 35 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:56,444 I didn't blow up at her. I merely said I was going to sue her. 36 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,361 - You can't sue her for lost tuition. - You can now. 37 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,121 There's that precedent now, Mr Brown versus Muffy, the daughter. 38 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,406 Hang on one second. 39 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:52,809 Tony, thanks for setting up that meeting. I'm going. 10 o'clock. 40 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,164 I can't tell Nancy I was fired. 41 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:02,366 It's very caveman of me, but that's what I've decided. 42 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:08,841 Well, you're not Nancy. I appreciate it. Bye. 43 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,642 There's too much food. 44 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,448 No, I never got enough when Alan was here. Pass me the potatoes, baby. 45 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,680 Now we can talk. Before we only talked about the kids. 46 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:42,568 Now we get to talk about us. This is a gabfest. Yak, yak, yak. 47 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,964 So... 48 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,131 What's going on with you? 49 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:59,531 I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do with the rest of my life. 50 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,883 I won't go with you to New York. 51 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:07,483 I'd just be tagging along out of pure panic and insecurity. 52 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:14,370 It's ironic that as soon as we have time together, we immediately separate. 53 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:20,203 But if we force ourselves together instead of letting it happen naturally, 54 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,050 what are we proving? 55 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,769 I don't know what to tell you, baby. 56 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,728 I've got to pack. 57 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,686 (TAXI DRIVER): Good morning, sir. 58 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,447 Welcome aboard this flight to New York. 59 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,167 Please fasten your seatbeks 60 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,849 Surprise! 61 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,724 (GASPS) 62 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,125 HerlfY- 63 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,806 HerlfY- 64 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,567 - Henry! - What? 65 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,843 - Are you excited I came? - What? 66 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,921 - Are you excited I came? - I'm very excited. 67 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,529 You don't sound excited, Henry. 68 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,127 - I'm holding it in. - We're all excited, OK? 69 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,887 - Henry, you forgot your foot chums. - What? 70 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,526 Your foot chums. 71 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,008 Could you pass these to that man, please? 72 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:18,082 He always forgets this and then he'll never stop complaining about his rash. 73 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:22,683 For the next two days it's going to be scratch, scratch, flake, flake. 74 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,649 - Let them sit together! - Thanks. 75 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,687 -(STEWARDESS): Here we go. - Shouldn't we have a little something? 76 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:40,126 We're going to eat at a great hotel. Don't ruin it with that mouldy sandwich. 77 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,483 - He's sorry. - Besides, I'm too nervous. 78 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,684 Why? It's not like you don't have a job. 79 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:53,683 This is Senior Creative Director. It's the big time. 80 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,406 You'll be all right, honey. 81 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,683 - Great city. - All I see is fog. 82 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:07,842 Bad news. New York is fogged in. We've been diverted to Boston. 83 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,007 (BOTH): Boston! 84 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,325 (HENRY): I'll see about flights to New York. I'll meet you at the carousel. 85 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,881 Henry” 86 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,921 Yes, I'm still excited you came. 87 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,846 Bags! 88 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:40,005 The buses are filled. The next train to New York leaves in 20 minutes. 89 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,925 - There's a train... Where are the bags? - They didn't come out. 90 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,444 - What do you mean? - Just that. They didn't come out. 91 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,881 - What? - Calm down. 92 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,847 I've got to be in New York for the most important... Just give me the check. 93 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:16,329 - Excuse me! Are there any bags... - Are you crazy? 94 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:21,128 - I'm Henry Clark from flight 42. - You're going to get hurt! 95 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,523 That's not our bag. 96 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:35,046 - Can you describe the bags? - Two brown and three blue ones. 97 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,084 Many bags look alike. In most cases, 98 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,126 specific descriptions lead to apprehending the suspect. 99 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,847 - My bags aren't murderers, they/re lost. -(NANCY): Look at this. 100 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:54,291 - It looks something like that. - The 24- or the 26-inch model? 101 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:59,520 - Gee, I forgot to measure my bags. - It looks a little like this. 102 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:05,045 - It's kind of rough, but close enough. - Wow, are you an artist? 103 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,802 - I used to be in advertising with him. - This is a fantastic drawing. 104 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,848 Unfortunately, we don't have it. Where will you be staying in Boston? 105 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,724 In Boston we'll be staying in New York! 106 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,609 (NANCY): Calm down, there are plenty of cabs. 107 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,647 - I'm dizzy from not eating. - There's plenty of food on the train. 108 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:33,926 - Just go with the flow. - You're right, I'm going to calm down. 109 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,485 Thank you. 110 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,402 (HENRY): What's that taste? Did you have peanut butter'? 111 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:46,606 - You usually don't taste like that. - Right, I'm throwing away that lipstick. 112 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,451 You had peanut butter. Yes, you did. 113 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:54,851 All right, I confess. I went to the vending machine. 114 00:12:55,040 --> 00:13:00,763 I put my 75 cents into the machine and ate them all. 115 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,725 How many were there? Two? And I'm dizzy! 116 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:09,211 - Sorry. It doesn't mean I don't love you. -(DRIVER): Are we going anywhere? 117 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,802 I thought we were moving. We have 10 minutes to catch a train! 118 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,966 (HENRY): Did we miss it? 119 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:37,291 - The 3:38 to New York? We missed it. - This can't be happening! 120 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,801 They/ll understand. 121 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:45,404 They won't employ a man who can't get from Ohio to New York in 24 hours! 122 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:50,640 That would only matter if you wanted to be a...messenger, maybe. 123 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,526 - Do I have time to go to the bathroom? - All the time in the world. 124 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,281 - We'll get the next train. - No, we'll rent a car. 125 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,529 They don't leave without you and they don't get diverted to Boston. 126 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,361 Whatever... Five minutes. 127 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,530 Excuse me. 128 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:38,490 The 3:38 Metrofiner to New York is now leaving on track 12. 129 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,206 AH aboard. 130 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,324 Nancy... 131 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,729 EXCLISG me. . excuse me. 132 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,289 - Where is the ladies' room? - You mean the men's room. 133 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:58,044 - Over there. - Nancy, we can still make the train! 134 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,164 Go and get my wife, please. 135 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,968 Brown coat, blue dress, blonde hair. Thanks! 136 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,131 - I got lost. - We can still make the train. 137 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,041 We don't have time. It leaves in two minutes! 138 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,368 She wouldn't come out. 139 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,964 This way! 140 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:29,328 - I'll run on ahead. - I can't in these heels. 141 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,164 - Oh, my God. - Hold it! 142 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,122 - On a full bladder. I made it. - I forgive you the peanut butter. 143 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,129 Let's get a seat. 144 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,971 (HENRY): Excuse me. 145 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,801 - Is this the 3:38 to New York? - No, that is. 146 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,803 (HENRY): No rental cars. We've got to find a car. 147 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:12,007 But we have to be nice, Henry. The guy at Avis didn't like you much. 148 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,921 - Can I help you? - Yes, but first, how are you? 149 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,010 - We'd like to rent a car. - Compact, midsize or luxury? 150 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,521 Compact. 151 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:28,883 - Actually, we're all out of compacts. - Oh. Midsize would be fine. 152 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:33,483 Oops, all we have is one luxury sedan. 153 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,088 - I'm not sure why you asked, then - We'll take a luxury sedan. 154 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,647 Sounds good. 155 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:47,289 They should change their sign to "we have car". 156 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,847 Your credit card, please. 157 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:55,171 The car is state-of-the-art, it drives itself. Collision insurance? 158 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:59,490 If it drives itself and we have an accident, it'll be the car's fault. 159 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:35,130 - Boy, it's hot in here. - It doesn't say how to shut the heat off. 160 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:41,089 - I'm melting out of my dress. - There's no disengage switch. 161 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:47,322 - It's 1000 degrees in here. - It's freezing. Put that up! 162 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,887 (RADIO PLAYS ROCK) 163 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,243 (RADIO PLAYS SOUL BALLAD) 164 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:08,088 - Henry, are we in a rut? - I might be, but we're not. 165 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:14,162 - Why are you in a rut? - Same thing every day. That's a rut. 166 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:19,685 I'm in more of a rut than you are. Ever since Alan's been gone, 167 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,726 every morning I wake up and I don't know what to do. 168 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,207 It's been one morning. 169 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,041 Well, I didn't say a long rut. But it's a start. 170 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:36,771 - So we're both in a rut. - Separately. We aren't in a rut. 171 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:42,364 - If we were in a rut, that would be - That would be a real rut, Henry. 172 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,371 (HENRY): There's a fork. Which way do I go? 173 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,087 Does it say "Cross Bronx Expressway'? 174 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,009 Yes, Ma'am! 175 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,601 - Go past that - What? 176 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:07,410 - Over the bridge and into Manhattan. - I already made the turn. 177 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:11,241 - I didn't tell you to turn. - You implied it. 178 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:17,049 - How can you imply a turn? - You know how to imply a turn. 179 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:24,442 - Is that a map in front of you, or what? - I'm not a cartographer, but I think so. 180 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,610 It's got lots of squiggly lines on it, see? 181 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,205 That's not funny! 182 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:44,929 - Just stay to the right. - Why not use the navigation system? 183 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:50,923 Just go across the bridge, onto FDR, and we're in the heart of Manhattan. 184 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,881 - Is that New York City back there? - What are you talking about? 185 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:03,001 - Oh, no, this is the wrong bridge! - This map is 186 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,926 - Proceed down Grand Street. - "Proceed down Grand Street"! 187 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,125 Don't feel bad. He's obviously been here before and knows the city. 188 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:22,406 - The way in just confused me. - He is not confused. 189 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,487 (COMPUTER SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 190 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:30,484 - (NACNY): What's that? - French. Don't press it. 191 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,048 Why? I don't understand it. 192 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,090 - What? - It's Chinese. Find Spanish. 193 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,923 I don't know how to work it. 194 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,770 (COMPUTER SPEAKS IN GERMAN) 195 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,964 - (HENRY): I'll press that. - Do something! 196 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,686 Nancy, Achtung! Turn! 197 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,609 Nancy, it's fish! 198 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,204 Put on the brake! 199 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,526 (COMPUTER SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 200 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,884 - (NANCY): Hows your nose? - Tender to the touch. Just like me. 201 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,846 - (HENRY): What's the bill? - 2,200 dollars. 202 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,807 - We could have bought a car for that! - I know. 203 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,571 - (NANCY): Look at New York. - Where? 204 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,926 - How do we get to the hotel? - The streets here are like a rigid grid. 205 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,682 - Like somebody else I know. - Do you want to get there or not? 206 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:46,523 (NANCY): We follow the grid to Park Avenue and 64th Street. Now we're at... 207 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,044 Don't look at the signs. People will know you're from out of town. 208 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:57,646 New Yorkers never stroll. They always have somewhere important to go. 209 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,889 It's got to be like 210 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,530 (NANCY LAUGHS) 211 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:10,045 Go ahead and make fun. But if you walk like a tourist, you get in trouble. 212 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,040 - (HENRY): I'm having Eggs Benedict. - I'm having chicken. 213 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,325 I'm terribly sorry to disturb you. 214 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:24,163 I just left all my money in a cab. I'm late for my play at Broadway. 215 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,888 - Could I borrow $5 for a taxi ...? - You expect us to believe this? 216 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:35,763 - No. I'm sorry to have bothered you. - (NANCY): What play? 217 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,887 A revival of “Jesus Christ Superstar" at the Broadhurst Theatre. 218 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,687 - “Jesus Christ Superstar"? - Are you Andrew Lloyd VVebber'? 219 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,806 Yes. We go into previews next week 220 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:57,121 - We love “Jesus Christ Superstar". - And "Evita". That was so great. 221 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,800 (NANCY): And "Cats". 222 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,723 - It hit so home for us. - We lost a cat that year. It didn't sing. 223 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:12,290 - Henry Clark. This is my wife, Nancy. - We'd be glad to lend you anything. 224 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,326 Don't take out an open wallet in the city. 225 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:22,527 I entered "Yokelville"! Come here. I'm so embarrassed. 226 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,090 When we tell the people in Ohio that we lent Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber 227 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,284 - No, I think he's a Lord. - Do you know Paul McCartney? 228 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,051 - Shut up. - What's he like? 229 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,285 - Jesus! - Give me that. And the bag. 230 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,608 Give me the bag! 231 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,607 Oh, my God! Why are you doing this? 232 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,087 Every show you do is a hit! 233 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:55,521 - Andrew Lloyd Webber stole my purse! - He's just a common criminal. 234 00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:00,169 I have jelly legs. What are we going to do? 235 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,681 OK, watch. 236 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,607 I hid my credit card here on the plane. 237 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,647 You're a genius! Put it away! We might run into Stephen Sondheim. 238 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,729 Hello. 239 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,802 - (NANCY): Thank God. - Look at this place. 240 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,162 (NANCY): It's beautiful. 241 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,647 It's good to be inside. 242 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,161 (MANAGER): Is that a new haircut? 243 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,204 You'd better stay in the back for a while. 244 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,200 Welcome to the Grand Mark Hotel. How may I be of service to you? 245 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:55,362 - We have a reservation. Clark. - I'm Mersault, the manager. 246 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,361 If there's anything I can do, please let me know. 247 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,484 - That would be room service. - We're starving. 248 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:08,004 I'll send a complimentary basket of fruit, cheese and a fine Merlot to your room. 249 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:16,400 If I could just have your credit card, we'll have you up to your... 250 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,001 ...room in a jiffy. 251 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,727 - Our flight was rerouted. - To Boston. 252 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,764 And we were mugged by Andrew Lloyd Webber. 253 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:32,411 I'll mention it next time he stays here. Perhaps he's stressed. Ah, a message. 254 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:41,122 'We have located your luggage and will deliver it this evening." 255 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:49,442 - (NANCY): At last some good news. - We have a problem with your card. 256 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:54,407 - What kind of problem? - A financial one, I assume. 257 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,648 Yes, this is Henry 258 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,646 I've never had a problem with my credit card? Have I? 259 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,491 I don't know who you've had a problem with. 260 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:10,083 No, I've never purchased anything at Uncle's Stereo in Manhattan. 261 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:15,491 800 dollars at "Sofas U Love"? Susan Clark is my daughter. 262 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,082 She's how much overdue? 263 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,561 I understand. Thank you. 264 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,806 Nancy, you won't believe this. Susan has stolen one of our credit cards. 265 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,324 - What are you doing? - I'm going to call and scream at her. 266 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,644 - May I borrow your phone? - There's a payphone down the street. 267 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:47,167 Henry, promise me not to lose it. She couldn't stay in the dorms 268 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,648 when she decided to become an actress, so she needed an apartment. 269 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:56,051 - That's why I gave her the credit card. - Now I'm mad at both of you. 270 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,009 - I was just trying to protect you. - She dropped out and you didn't say? 271 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,486 I'm not a child... 272 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:09,127 As you can't pay with your card, I can't offer you a room. 273 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:15,487 - Do come back when you have money. - Please. Can't you just trust us? 274 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,969 - Are you throwing us out? - No, security will do that. 275 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,851 (NANCY): I don't believe this! 276 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,203 - What now'? - We're going to Susan's. 277 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:35,201 - It took courage to drop out. - That's easy with Daddy/s credit card! 278 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,325 - It took passion, don't you understand? - I'm filled with passion. 279 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,287 When I wanted to be a writer, my father went berserk. 280 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,646 - But I went and discussed it with him. - So let's discuss it with Susan. 281 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,084 Somehow I'm not in the mood to see her new furniture right now. 282 00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:01,607 - You'll have to work it outwith her. - She threw away 50,000 in tuition! 283 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,682 - You don't do it like that in Ohio. - This is New York. 284 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,805 We're hungry and homeless, just like my parents said I'd be with you! 285 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,367 I'm going! 286 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,842 What am I supposed to do? 287 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,691 All right, I'll follow you there, but then I'm leaving. 288 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,483 Why are you so judgmental? She might be a wonderful actress. 289 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,686 - You'll be proud to hear she's writing. - I was worried there for a minute. 290 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,202 But if she's going to act and write... 291 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,885 Here it is, 148. 292 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,482 - Clark/Guerrero. - Who's Guerrero? 293 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,526 You don't know or you won't tell me? We've established there's a difference. 294 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,369 - Where is she? - Probably stuck in her new sofa. 295 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:14,328 - Come on. - I'm going to stay here and be difficult. 296 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,761 (WOMAN): Go for it! 297 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,610 (THEY GIGGLE) 298 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,250 Susan? 299 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,844 I'll write her a note. 300 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,206 - Don't touch our paper. - I was just taking a little sliver off. 301 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,689 - To write a note to my daughter in 2B. - We don't know the girl in 2B. 302 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,770 - Who are you? - Ask her if she's got ID. 303 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,088 - I don't. - A key? 304 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,760 - No. - Ask her how she got in. 305 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:35,124 - Ask her to stop asking me questions. - Don't let her go! 306 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,769 Hold the lunatics' convention somewhere else. I'm working here. 307 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,726 - (MAN): She stole our paper. - I came to see my daughter. 308 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:49,927 - Susan? Sweet girl. - You know Susan...professionallfi 309 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,407 I hope not, because she is sick. 310 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,161 (THUMP AND SCREAM) You break that rack, you buy it! 311 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:02,447 - It was really nice meeting you. - Don't move, or I'll set Corky on you. 312 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,851 I'm really tired of this reparteé. If you think I'm afraid of your dog 313 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,407 (LAUGHS IRONICALLY) 314 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,051 (EVERYBODY SCREAMS IN FEAR) 315 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,485 - You make an excellent point. - She wasn't home! 316 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,971 Nancy? 317 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,403 Oh, my God! 318 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,170 Nancy! 319 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,365 Throw it. 320 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,121 (H EN RY): Good hands, babe! 321 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,323 All they care about is food. 322 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,488 Make way! Make way! 323 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,723 - (HENRY): Incoming. - Croissants. 324 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,844 - Bear claws. - Sticky buns. 325 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:19,007 - There's no eating before the meeting. - Nice to see some new faces. 326 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,488 It's a great group. Let's begin. 327 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:32,726 I'd like to welcome our new members. Please introduce yourselves. 328 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,651 My name is Nancy and this is Henry. 329 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,640 (ALL): Hi, Nancy and Henry. Welcome. 330 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,562 Welcome. Last week we discussed Edward's problem. Edward? 331 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,922 (WOMAN): It's OK. 332 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:52,365 I'd like to start off by saying how much your support has meant to me. 333 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,246 As you know I've masturbated up to 17 times a day. 334 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:02,402 - (HENRY): We have to go. - You're giving him a negative message. 335 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,763 - Yes? - Sit down, please. 336 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,364 - Let's not send a negative message. - Not too close. 337 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:16,771 - How was last week for you? - Really wonderful. 338 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:22,364 I've tried to translate the sexual impulse into other forms of expression. 339 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,849 Working out, going to movies, calling friends. 340 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,408 Trying to integrate the urge into a more well-rounded lifestyle. 341 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,126 (BU RSTS INTO LAUGTH E R) 342 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,566 That's about all. 343 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,643 Sheena, were you able to cut down on your random sexual encounters? 344 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,767 - I've had the flu, so just my doctor. - Single digits, that's great. 345 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,966 - Let's hear from the new people. - We got in here by a mistake. 346 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,927 We came in to worship and this is the wrong denomination. 347 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,169 (NANCY): We don't even have sex that much. 348 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,762 So your problem is lack of sex. 349 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:14,684 In Ohio we don't discuss sex in public. It's sort of our state motto. 350 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,168 That's part of the problem. We don't discuss it. 351 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,887 - We're from Ohio! - We don't do it much any more. 352 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:28,281 - And when you do, it's a routine. - Yes! It's like we're two dead people. 353 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,327 - Nancy! Ohio! - It's not so much the absence of it. 354 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,730 It's that you've accepted the lack of physical and emotional intimacy. 355 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,811 If this keeps up, I'm sleeping with someone. 356 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:48,360 - Try tying each other up with bamboo. - Actually, we use The Club. OK 357 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:54,363 - Discussing it may solve the problem. - But I don't have a problem. 358 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,211 I enjoy sex as much as the next guy. 359 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,362 We haven't done it in over two months. 360 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:09,801 - Clearly you have a problem. - OK, I've been a little tense lately. 361 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,721 - What have you been tense about? - What have I been tense about? 362 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:20,769 I've been tense. Why? Don't I have the right to be tense? 363 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,329 Would you like to share with the group why you feel tense? 364 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,763 Yes, I'd love to share this with the group. 365 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,091 I was fired. I got fired! 366 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:41,411 I got fired. This was the only interview I could get because I'm 106 years old! 367 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:47,084 - How could you not tell me? - I went here to get a job and lied to you. 368 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,080 - This just creates more tension! - I would love to sleep with you, Henry. 369 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,730 - I find failure just as erotic as success. - Shut up, Sheena! 370 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,049 I'm sorry we ruined your meeting and hope you'll all stop having sex. 371 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,250 (NANCY): You were fired? I don't believe it. 372 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:14,162 And the first time I hear it is in front of a bunch of perverts? 373 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,648 - How could you not tell me? - You lied about Susan. 374 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:24,007 - It was an accumulation of half-truths. - OK, then mine was a spin. 375 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:30,651 I could've helped you. I know a little bit about advertising! 376 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:38,122 - I was ashamed. - You should be ashamed of lying to me. 377 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,449 What kind of marriage do we have? 378 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,043 The kind where I don't say I was fired and you don't say Susan is embezzling. 379 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:52,202 - It's very common. - Did they just fire you after 23 years? 380 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,766 They're dismissing all the older guys. We're not "cutting edge" any more. 381 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,646 - But you were never cutting edge! - That's what I told them. 382 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,880 Let's forget about them. This is a whole new start for you. 383 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,210 I won't get this job without a shave, a clean suit and a good night's sleep. 384 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,644 - Tomorrow I'll look like Keith Richards. - Don't give up. 385 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:23,803 Giving up is when you can still get the job and give up. I don't have that option. 386 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,971 This is a test. 387 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,562 Here we are in the middle of our lives, and we have to make a choice. 388 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,529 - Are we to slowly die or embrace life? - Slowly die? 389 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:43,887 No, embrace life! I want to live and feel useful. 390 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:49,803 I want to explore and experience. I want to suck the marrow out of life. 391 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,801 - What do you want? - I do want to do some marrow sucking. 392 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:02,202 But otherwise I just want to read and fix those broken kitchen cabinets. 393 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:09,329 That's it? You just want to read and fix things for the rest of your life? 394 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,889 How do I fit into that plan? All you need is a good light and a hammer. 395 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:21,645 - Maybe we have different plans. - Come on. Think! 396 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,366 There must be something. 397 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,642 I'd like to get some food. I'm hungry. 398 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,969 We don't have our bags or money. 399 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,482 The bags! Remember when we went to Freeport? 400 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,001 I know we can't eat the bags. 401 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:46,411 I put the travellers' cheques in the bag. Let's go back to the hotel. 402 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:51,401 - You left them in the bag? How much? - 600 dollars. I'm guessing. 403 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,570 (H EN RY): It's not earning interest in the bag. 404 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,770 There he is. 405 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,526 - We're back. - Mr and Mrs Clark, the sequel. 406 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,042 - Did our luggage arrive yet? - No. 407 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,767 - But give me the name of your hostel. - Very funny. 408 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,090 - But how very nice to see you. - Thank you. 409 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,604 - How was Monte Carlo? - It would not stop raining. 410 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,247 The doorman did not help Mrs Wellstone out of the car. 411 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,684 He was helping some large woman with a crated animal. 412 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:35,649 - I'll have all three of them removed. - That's the kind of service I expect. 413 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,367 That's the kind you'll receive from me. 414 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,441 - Maybe you two should get a room. - (MANAGER): I'm here to serve. 415 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:50,488 - Is there anything I can get you? - Just make sure it doesn't rain. 416 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,402 I'll speak to housekeeping. I just love those shoes. 417 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,881 Don't break my heart and tell me they/re not real leopard. 418 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,402 Off we go. 419 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:17,249 - Henry, look. - I think they have trail mix. 420 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,570 - Buffet time, honey. - Order me a peanut. 421 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,923 Thank you. 422 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,167 (CHEWS LOUDLY) 423 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,843 - Special diet? - Hmm. 424 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,409 - Could I get you something to drink? - I wouldn't want to impose. 425 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,001 - Are you sure? - Champagne. 426 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:55,645 - Champagne for the lady. - Thank you. 427 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:02,968 Could I have some of those cherries? No, the whole thing. 428 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,409 I'm Greg from LA. I'm an agent. 429 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:16,403 I'm checking out an Irish playwright for a sit-com that I packaged. 430 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:22,164 I've got an extra ticket and a limo if you'd be interested. 431 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:28,682 - Are you staying in the hotel? - Suite, 14th floor. 432 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,408 - Are you alone? - Just me and my expense account. 433 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,601 - You're funny. - (HENRY): Hey, baby. 434 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,122 Shut up! What are you? 106? 435 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,046 Let's move to a table. It won't be so noisy. 436 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,929 - Do you come here often? - Only when my husband works late. 437 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:09,321 - You're married? Oh, I never would - I think my husband's having an affair. 438 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,569 - Really? - I wish he'd stay out more often. 439 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:21,846 Don't think I'm one of those yuppies that blows in for a meeting and a good time. 440 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,601 - But if you want to get together - Give me the key to your room. 441 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,848 - What? - You know what we're talking about. 442 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,326 (HENRY LAUGHS) 443 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,684 - Might I speak to you for a moment? - No! Creep! 444 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:43,683 I'm talking to this gentleman. Stop harassing me or I'll call the manager. 445 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,202 Go away! Just go! 446 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,721 Sick. A guy that age hitting on you. 447 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,084 I have to leave. My adult diapers are bunching up. 448 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,889 He chats me up every night. It's pathetic. 449 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:08,450 So, Greg... ls what I think is going to happen going to happen? 450 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:14,522 - You're in for the wildest night. - I'll be back around 10:30. 451 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,609 I'll be waiting in your room. 452 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,688 - I don't know. - You don't know? 453 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,486 Too bad, Greg. 454 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,371 You don't know what you'll be missing. 455 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,566 Wait... 456 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:43,085 My room number's 1402. I'll see you there around 10:30? 457 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,604 - I don't even know your name. - Mrs Robinson. 458 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,806 Mrs Robinson. That's sexy. Nice to meet you, Mrs Robinson. 459 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,002 See you later. 460 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,410 We'll have the lobster, the grilled salmon and the creme brfllée. 461 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:13,290 Throw in a couple of steaks and salad. We need this as soon as possible. 462 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:19,647 - You were really something at the bar. - This will be the best meal of our life! 463 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:25,324 You were so animalistic, so hedonistic, so naughty. 464 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,923 - Fries! We didn't order any. - Like some cheap, tawdry sex machine. 465 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,766 (GREG): Mrs Robinson, are you in there? 466 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:43,047 - It's your agent. I want to see you. - I'll be right there...Greg. 467 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,040 I'm timing you on a very expensive watch. 468 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:52,406 - You have to hide. It's his room. - I am your husband! 469 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:58,164 - (GREG): Come on, come on... - (HENRY): All right, here! 470 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,604 - Just scoot under the bed. - It's too small. Get some camouflage. 471 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,529 - (GREG): Mrs Robinson? - Can you see me? 472 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,770 - Pull me out. - 30 seconds. 473 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:24,006 Now, don't you let him, you know. And whatever you do, don't you... 474 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,521 I won't. Just shut up! 475 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,561 - Hi. - Hi. 476 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,923 - You're still here. - Why wouldn't I be? 477 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,886 Some women might find this intimidating. 478 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:43,041 I find it dangerous in an erotic sense. 479 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:50,211 - I love the way you put words together. - I've always been good with my mouth. 480 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,246 (GREG): My lucky day. 481 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:05,121 - I didn't expect you back so soon. - I forgot my cellphone. 482 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,405 - Can't be without it. - You must be a very important person. 483 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:16,165 Maybe later I'll show you my phone list. Like that? I didn't do anything. 484 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,570 - How about a little sample? - Good things happen to he who waits. 485 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,810 - I have a surprise for you later. - Give me a hint. 486 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,971 - You'd better bring a fire extinguisher. - Mrs Robinson. 487 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,404 Don't start now. If you do, I'll never stop. 488 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,210 - "Don't start. I won't be able to stop"? - I had to think of something. 489 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,765 Excuse me. 490 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,725 - Who's that fol'? - 1402. 491 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,206 I'm 1402. 492 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,768 - I think you're enjoying this. - Maybe I am. 493 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,124 - When I'm hungry I'll seduce anyone. - That's comforting. 494 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,568 Did you order this? What's he doing here? 495 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:07,369 - He's my husband. Mr Robinson. - How dare you? She's twice your age! 496 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,851 - Is this for three or two? - I'm not paying. I'm calling the police. 497 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,402 Go! Get security! 498 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,967 (NANCY): What are we going to do? 499 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:32,291 Lots of people seduce guests to get a free meal and have sex in their suite. 500 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,611 Be careful. 501 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,922 - Shit! - Henry! 502 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,805 Come here! 503 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,083 - I think we can make it to the balcony. - I think we can make it to the street! 504 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,409 - Just climb down. - Are you insane? 505 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,689 - Watch. - Nancy! 506 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,201 You're going to kill yourself! 507 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,850 They were in that room. 508 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,329 This woman begs to be let inside. I'm not a guy that turns someone away. 509 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,931 (NANCY SCREAMS) 510 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,964 Nancy! 511 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,731 Nancy...! I'm having you checked for testicles! 512 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:43,086 If anything is gone, I am suing. No one from LA will ever stay here again. 513 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,087 You can do it, honey. 514 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,965 Here we go, baby. 515 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,527 (NANCY): Step by step. 516 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:57,965 (GREG): I'd know if I was trying to seduce someone. 517 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:02,643 - Sign this, please. - (GREG): How can you be so stupid? 518 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,209 - Don't be scared, sweetie. - I do this all the time. 519 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,682 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 520 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,167 (DISCO MUSIC) 521 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,806 (MANAGER MIMING) £ Bad girls, bad girls 522 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,765 £ Talking 'bout the sad girls 523 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,282 £ Sad girls, sad girls 524 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,371 £ Talking 'bout bad, bad girls, yeah 525 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,609 £ Now don't you ask yourself 526 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,404 £ Who they are 527 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,369 £ Like everybody else 528 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,643 £ They wanna be a star... £ 529 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,363 Mersault is dancing in ladies' clothes to "Bad Girls". 530 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,246 I won't get into heaven if that's the last thing I see before I die. 531 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,442 - Hurry, you have to see this. - Here I come. 532 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,930 - Come here. Swing to me, honey. - I'd love to. 533 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,168 - Give me your foot. - I'm trying. 534 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:25,650 - (HENRY): Oh, my God! - Give me your coat...I've got it! 535 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,651 (NANCY): Come on. 536 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,211 What the bloody hell is going on? 537 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,291 (MAN): Where's the manager'? 538 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,369 Can't I have a moment's peace? 539 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,289 (SOUND OF BEEPER) I'm coming! 540 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,369 Shut up! 541 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,530 All right, don't get your knickers in a twist. 542 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,925 Can't a girl have some fun? 543 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,367 I could have danced all night. 544 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,804 (NANCY): Let's go. 545 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,206 (GREG): You're the manager, right? Hello, you checked me in! 546 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:32,201 Norman Bates could do a better job of running this hotel than you could. 547 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,486 Scam artists waltz into people's rooms, morons deliver room service. 548 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:43,130 And you can't even keep the lights on! I am an unsatisfied customer. 549 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,086 - So you'd better deal with me. - Shut up. 550 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,362 Silly bitch. 551 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:59,363 (NANCY): Walk normally, don't run. Taxi! 552 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,485 - We don't have any money. - I took $20 from the Wellstones' room. 553 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,131 - Who are you? - There's a taxi. 554 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,209 Taxi ! 555 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,923 (SCREECHING TYRES) 556 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,406 (CAR HORNS) 557 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,765 - (NANCY): Oh, my God! - Are we lucky we found you. 558 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,962 (NANCY): 2nd Avenue and Saint Mark's Place. 559 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,482 - That's Susan's apartment. - Get out. 560 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,091 - (NANCY): What? - Excuse me. 561 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:36,650 - Get out of the cab now. - (HENRY): We're not getting out. 562 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:42,244 He has to take us anywhere and we're entitled to an incense-free ride. 563 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:47,651 - For the last time, get out! - We may be out-of-towners from Ohio. 564 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,811 But I know my rights. I'm writing down your name and license number. 565 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,049 - Hortense Wilson - Hortense? 566 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,561 (BELL RINGS) 567 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,560 - What's that? - (MAN): Go, go, go! 568 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,448 - (MAN): What's this? - They wouldn't get out. 569 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:13,488 - Yes, just drop us off over there - (MAN): Shut up! 570 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:24,046 Let us out and we won't bear witness. Tell them we will not bear witness. 571 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,642 - We don't know how to bear witness. - Shut up! 572 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,610 ' L QOt it! _ . Y QOt the gum 573 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,211 Out, Nancy! 574 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,971 Jump! 575 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,482 - (HENRY): Are you OK? - Let me catch my breath. 576 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,446 - (NANCY): I'm shaking! - Do you believe this? 577 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:57,443 My God, you're so brave. You're a hero. You saved our lives. 578 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,283 - Maybe just a little bit. - I saw my life flash before my eyes. 579 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,245 All I could think of was I'll never see my children again! 580 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,804 - Did you think about me at all? - There was so little time. 581 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,800 Your whole life passed before your eyes, and I wasn't even in it? 582 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,485 Don't be so sensitive. Of course I think about my kids. They need me. 583 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,082 - I'm all they've got. - Am I the anonymous sperm donor'? 584 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:33,488 - You might as well be. - What do you mean? 585 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:37,287 Look at the way you're treating Susan. 586 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:43,647 We must think about each other more because the kids are gone. 587 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,526 - We're all we have. - You make that sound appealing. 588 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:53,409 Unless we find some common ground, we are going to... 589 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,570 What? We're going to get a divorce? 590 00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:04,008 Let go. Get over this fear of not being able to play mommy any more. 591 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,405 - I want a divorce! - That's ridiculous. 592 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:15,447 I am ridiculous. That's what you used to like about me. 593 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:20,043 But you've become insensitive and set in your ways, 594 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,210 and after 27 years, I've had enough! 595 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,725 You have really been mistreated! 596 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,960 Other husbands get drunk and have sex with 18-year-olds. 597 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:45,806 But your husband is a little boring and insensitive. Big deal! 598 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,924 I don't know how you put up with it, Madame Bovary! 599 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,604 (H EN RY): There you are. (NANCY GASPS) 600 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,041 Henfy... 601 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,844 (NANCY): I'm sorry, honey. 602 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,527 - (NANCY): How did we get here? - We just got older, that's all. 603 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:33,169 - I don't mind getting older. - Neither do I. 604 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,931 (NANCY): I don't want to be 17 again. 605 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:42,685 No, that notion that when you're younger everything is perfect... 606 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:49,444 - I wouldn't mind feeling like I'm 17. - (HENRY): I wouldn't either. 607 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,926 (NANCY): How do we do that? 608 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:09,250 (NANCY): When we were younger, this would have been an adventure. 609 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:15,846 (NANCY): We used to have fun. Remember your grandfather's house? 610 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:21,444 - We made love all night in that motel. - And you killed my grandfather. 611 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,086 I did not. 612 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,001 You can't wear that outfit around a man without a single open artery. 613 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,967 The tight black pants with the daffodil patch. 614 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:38,644 - You remember that? What else? - The blouse with that big heart thing. 615 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,446 - You looked like a hospital patient. - That's sexy. 616 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,165 (SOFT JAZZ MUSE) 617 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,569 (H EN RY): Where are we? 618 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,728 There's nobody here. 619 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,603 You look so sexy right now. 620 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,202 It's that rolling-out-of-a-cab look you like. 621 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,927 - You smell sexy. - No, Henry...! 622 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,927 - Henry, I hear music. - A kiss will do that. 623 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:35,528 Thank you. And now the Mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani. 624 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,449 (JAZZ MUSIC) 625 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,047 This evening would not be possible 626 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,881 without the generosity of Mrs Florence Needleman, 627 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,324 who, as part of our Light Up the City campaign, has dedicated the park 628 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,683 in loving memory of her husband Manny. 629 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:09,406 Manny and I shared some of our loveliest memories in Central Park. 630 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,126 He would be happy to know 631 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:17,281 we have returned the park to the good, law-abiding citizens of New York. 632 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,369 (NANCY): Oh, honey! 633 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,884 He'd be pleased with the new monument that has been erected. 634 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,730 Oh, Henry! 635 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,686 So let's get to it. 636 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,450 (NANCY IS PANTI NG) 637 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,847 Henry! 638 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,404 (HENRY): Come on, baby. 639 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,164 - (NANCY): This is so embarrassing. - This way! 640 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,442 (NANCY): They're after us! 641 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,689 Public fornication won't look good on my résumé. 642 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,566 I've got grass in my ass! 643 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,250 (NANCY): Faster! 644 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:07,082 We're pursuing two white suspects, male and female, partially clothed. 645 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,609 - (NANCY): I think we lost them. - Over here. Are we nuts? 646 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:28,170 - We just got lost in our essence. - We'll have to lay low for a while. 647 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:34,049 - I never thought I'd say that. - Get down, sweetie. 648 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,449 Let's just stay here for a few minutes. 649 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:45,331 - Want a mint? I stole that, too. - From the Wellstones. 650 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:50,686 - From their pillows. - You should've stolen the pillows, too. 651 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:58,764 (HENRY): I'm glad we finally got more time for ourselves. 652 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:03,284 - When is your interview tomorrow? - Ten. 653 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,206 (SIGHS OF RELIEF) 654 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,963 - Hold it! - This is not what it looks like. 655 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,164 Public exposure is what it looks like. Come on. 656 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:54,691 - Nancy. - Call it what you like, but zip up. 657 01:01:54,880 --> 01:02:00,171 - Nancy! - Henry? 658 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:09,331 Call Dun and Bradley Advertising. I have an interview there this morning. 659 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:14,242 I'm not a degenerate and I don't deserve to be locked up with... 660 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,728 ...without medical attention. My neck is sprained. 661 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,766 (PRISONER): We'll straighten that out for you. 662 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:30,843 This is Sergeant Jordan at the desk. Where is your commanding officei'? 663 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:35,125 On lunch break? Great. You sure do have long lunch breaks. 664 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:43,049 Anyway, the woman's name is Florence Klein, 585 Beck Avenue. 665 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,971 - Hello... - Lady, I'm busy. 666 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,208 I have a little problem. 667 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:53,770 My husband has a job interview soon and I need to call and arrange bail. 668 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:59,763 - The public phones are down there. - That will take too long. 669 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:05,046 - I promise to call collect... - Lady, give me a break. 670 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,400 Give you a break? 671 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:15,241 Give you a break? Hey! Let me share something with you. 672 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:21,800 In the last 24 hours I've been rerouted, mugged, evicted, chased by a dog, 673 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,971 kidnapped, and seen in a compromising position by the Mayor. 674 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:30,449 My daughter is spending all our money and my husband has no job. 675 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:35,328 I'm angry, tired, hungry, and I'm running with the wolves! 676 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:40,048 I am one crazy bitch from Ohio, so why don't you give me a break! 677 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,608 Do I dial 9 to get out? 678 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:55,126 - I've got an important meeting... - Why all the noise? Forget it. 679 01:03:55,320 --> 01:04:00,531 - Your screaming gives me a headache. - I've got one. 680 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:05,931 Take an aspirin. Anything to shut your mouth up. 681 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,123 (NANCY swans) 682 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:15,726 - Nobody home? - No. I don't know anybody else here. 683 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,925 - Can't your hotel give you a loan? - Oh, my God! 684 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,442 The manager threw us out. He hates us. He wouldn't even... 685 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,326 BAD GIRLS 686 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,768 You saw the "Do Not Disturb" sign 687 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,806 and knocked to see if it was supposed to be there. 688 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:42,449 - (WOMAN): I have a call for you. - I'll explain the rest of your life later. 689 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,611 - Thank you. Good morning. - Mr Mersault? 690 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:52,489 This is Nancy Clark from Ohio. You threw us out last night. How are you? 691 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:59,131 Nice of you to stay in touch. I wish all our freeloaders were as conscientious. 692 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,564 - I need you to do me a favour. - Let me explain. 693 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:09,881 If you are a paying guest, I fawn, I grovel, I am your very plaything. 694 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:13,607 If you are not a guest, you do not exist. 695 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,566 - You'll speak to me. - Why? 696 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:24,291 Last night you looked so fabulous in that wonderful full-length sable coat. 697 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:30,442 - And those stiletto heels were... - Go away. 698 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:36,090 - Yes? - I have never seen a man kick so high. 699 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:41,127 In jail you can do your little act for all the prisoners. They/ll love it! 700 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:47,202 I had an intuition you'd be good at blackmail. How may I be of service? 701 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:52,122 I need bail money at the 15th Precinct, and bring some muffins. 702 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,209 But of course. Muffins... 703 01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:03,131 The Presidential Suite is free of charge, as is the limo, or “getaway car... 704 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:10,090 But first, please sign this document agreeing never to reveal the incident, 705 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:14,524 where I was in fact rehearsing for the hotel employees' Follies. 706 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:22,170 - Very good. - You look great. Really. 707 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,921 - Doesn't she look great? - Well, I wouldn't mind the blouse. 708 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:31,729 - Not the blouse. She's got a great ass. - Henry! 709 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:37,131 It's always there for me. It's a Wellspring of joy. 710 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:40,005 - What do you think? - It's private. 711 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:45,684 - Everybody wants to talk about it. - What is wrong with you? 712 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:50,488 Nothing. I just feel frisky, that's all. 713 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:58,210 - You feel frisky? Say the word. - Frisky. 714 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:02,689 Say "frisky" again. Say the word "frisky". 715 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,645 - Frisky. - Say "frisky". 716 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,845 - Say "frisky". It's fun. - "Frisky". Yes, it is rather fun. 717 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,566 (INANE LAUGHTER) 718 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,810 ls there a playground nearbfi With swings or monkey bars? 719 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,562 You're welcome to use the hotel's health club once you've signed... 720 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:27,527 - Yuck! Health club! - Henry, look at me. 721 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:33,170 - Did you eat anything in jail? - No. I just had an aspirin. 722 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,682 - Are you sure it was an aspirin? - A prisoner gave it to me. 723 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,089 Well, if a prisoner gave it to him...! 724 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:44,001 - Can you pull over'? Pull over. - No, don't pull over. 725 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:49,570 Pull over. Like a pullover sweater. It's the same as pull over. 726 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:54,448 To pull over...and yet it's a sweater. 727 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,049 Could you pull over'? Like right now! 728 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:07,165 - Too confining, too confining! - Henry! 729 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,125 (MUSIC: "AQUARIUS" FROM "HAIR") 730 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,527 (HENRY SINGS ALONG) 731 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:45,568 Look at the beautiful oneness of this tree. It becomes us. 732 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:50,004 Do you feel its ontological being? What? 733 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:55,643 - Guess whose voice I'm hearing. - The earth's? 734 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,811 Baba Ram Dass. Remember him and his inspirational tape? 735 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,766 We never listened to it because it melted in the car. 736 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:07,521 We got all our priorities screwed up. 737 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:12,442 We do! We have to love more. 738 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,120 We have to give it to other people. Wow! 739 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,201 Come on, let's do her! 740 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,686 (HENRY QUACKS LIKE A DUCK) 741 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:37,641 Look at this, we have arrived! This is the Presidential Suite. 742 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:43,051 - The interview is in 18 minutes. - Who needs a job with all this? 743 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:49,009 We have nothing! I'll unpack and I want you to think "advertising". 744 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:53,489 All right, I'm going to focus on advertising. 745 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,365 I am an advertising... 746 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,971 HerlfY- 747 01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:03,291 No, you have to get dressed. Now. Think! 748 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:08,008 I have an idea, baby. What is the most unused advertising space in the world? 749 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:15,322 The tongue. It's always hanging out. People drooling over restaurants. 750 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:18,683 It would be easy to write on there. Someone who sells breath mints. 751 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:24,762 Dogs' tongues are always hanging out. Would you write this down! 752 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:32,367 Don't worry. I never forget a good idea. Now it's time to take a shower. 753 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:36,645 OK, baby. Your little genius is going to take a shower. 754 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,242 (HENRY SINGS) 755 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,330 I think I found some more unused advertising space. 756 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:11,044 - Henry, no! - I'll have those pants pressed for you. 757 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:15,962 Is there anything you need? A basket of fruit, perhaps? Banana? 758 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:20,927 - Taxi. - Put on your pants, for God's sake. 759 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:26,490 We'll get a cab over here. Get your pants on. I have your coat. 760 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:31,811 Put your shoes on. We're going to make it. Slow down, baby. 761 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,048 We've got plenty of time. 762 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:39,724 We're almost there. We've got two minutes. 763 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,127 (HENRY): Here it is, 590. 764 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,324 - Go, go! - Let's go, honey. 765 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,600 Come on, Henry. Henry! 766 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:55,088 - This way, come on! - Sorry. 767 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,369 Come on. You look fabulous. I think you're going to get the job. 768 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,404 - Get the job? - Yes. 769 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:15,687 You look good, sweetheart. Button up your coat. 770 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:31,243 OK, we're here. Come on. 771 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,090 - Henry? - This is not right. 772 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:45,411 - This is the floor. - I can't do this. 773 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:51,369 You're stressed out. Everything's fine. Just don't mention that tongue idea. 774 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,530 Take my hand, sweetie. 775 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:59,169 Visualize getting off the elevator. 776 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:02,443 I'm visualizing coming off the elevator. My hand's out. 777 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:06,531 - Feels good. Different temperature. - You're going to make it. 778 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:10,361 - My hair is out. - Good. Your foot's out. 779 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,963 I'm coming No, I can't do this! 780 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,164 I'm burned out, just going through the motions! 781 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,922 - (MAN): I know what he means. - We just can't do this any more. 782 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:28,286 Don't be irresponsible. I know you took a hallucinogenic in prison. 783 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:34,761 - But you still can make an effort. - (BOTH): We can't! 784 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:40,364 Are you going to listen to your loving wife of 27 years or this guy? 785 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:45,282 He understands me. You just can't handle that. We're one now. 786 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:46,891 Let's go, honey. 787 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,045 (NANCY): Let's go. 788 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:58,521 I go "No way," and he goes "So way'. And I go "You're totally stupid". 789 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:02,725 - Excuse me. - Henry Clark to see Lisa Tobin. 790 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:09,007 Oh, you're Henry Clark. I tried calling you at home and at the hotel. 791 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:12,409 - The meeting was moved to nine. - Are you serious? 792 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,081 We didn't get that message. 793 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:22,162 We had trouble getting into the hotel, the manager's a transvestite 794 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:26,524 Miss Tobin is preparing for a meeting before she flies to London for a week. 795 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:33,171 - There must be something you can do. - This is a sign. It's over. 796 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:38,207 The entire city is saying "Go home". On the Statue of Liberty, it says: 797 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,961 "Give me your tired, give me your poor, everyone but Henry and Nancy Clark!" 798 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:48,202 - A cracker will fill you with hope again. - No, it'll just fill me with cracker. 799 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:54,123 - What about marrow sucking? - We're too old for that. 800 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,489 (NANCY): OK. 801 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:04,846 All right, Henry. The plane leaves at 2:30. I'm going to be on it. 802 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:12,206 I'm going back to the hotel. I've just enough energy to steal some towels. 803 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:18,008 Well, Henry. I guess New York won. 804 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,846 New York won? 805 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,202 New York won? 806 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:41,209 No, you never have to wax again. Of course it hurts. 807 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:45,610 It's worth it. With global warming you'll be in a bathing suit all year long. 808 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:49,202 - This is an emergency. - Give me a break. 809 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,643 - Sorry. Go ahead. - Give you a break? 810 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,401 Give you a break? 811 01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:01,322 Listen! In the past 24 hours I have destroyed a car, been evicted, 812 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:05,320 forced to reveal my most intimate secrets to a group of nymphomaniacs, 813 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,205 watched my wife seduce a man, 814 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:12,610 arrested for public urination and drugged by Jaco, my new prison pal! 815 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,646 I have a house and a mortgage, a son in college and a daughter in theatre. 816 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:22,290 I'm a quiet mid-western guy that no one expects to snap. But when we do... 817 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,482 Watch it, baby! 818 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:32,246 Meet the team. This is Henry Clark, formerly of Sellinsky in Ohio. 819 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:36,490 - He was scheduled for 9 o'clock. - Still on Central Standard time? 820 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:41,641 Ohio is on Eastern Standard Time, though people think it's Central. 821 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:49,122 But Central Standard time is great. Not too early and not too late. 822 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:54,042 - It's just Central. - I don't get the joke. 823 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,370 (SOBBING) 824 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,887 Your portfolio is terrific. 825 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:09,802 But we have an hour to sell a follow-up to the "I love New York" campaign. 826 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:14,961 I wish our timing had been better, but thanks for coming and good luck. 827 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,082 Thank you. 828 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:39,488 (WOMAN): Let's start with "New York, New York" and then pull back 829 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:48,289 - Do you know what your problem is? - What did you say? 830 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:54,522 - Do you know what your problem is? - No, what's my problem? 831 01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:00,762 You live here, you're jaded. You need a fresh perspective from an outsider - 832 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:08,401 from say Ohio. Because you've forgotten just how amazing this city is. 833 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:12,969 I've had more experiences here than people who've lived here all their lives. 834 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:18,769 I've met colourful characters, taken a breathtaking cab ride through the Park. 835 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,964 I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel. 836 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:27,007 Not in the elevator, but on the hotel. 837 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:33,685 And then I fell... in love with my wife all over again. 838 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:38,886 At Tavern on the Green. On the actual green itself. 839 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,289 And I had sex in front of the Mayor. 840 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:46,201 Where else could all that happen? 841 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,210 Only in New York! 842 01:18:56,040 --> 01:19:01,649 - What did you just say? - The tag line is "Only in New York". 843 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:04,081 Which I have copyrighted, 844 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:08,842 along with the Statue of Liberty giving the high five to a tourist family. 845 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,930 - (MAN): He's very good. - Can I have a doughnut? 846 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:19,331 (MANAGER): Don't be alarmed by the Princess' appearance. She's hideous. 847 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:22,729 - Is that all the Clarks' luggage? - There's still a bag. 848 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:29,007 If it's not here in 60 seconds, the hotel nurse will give you a lethal injection. 849 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:35,810 Mrs Clark, your yellow chariot awaits and you have a glorious day for flying. 850 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,844 - Barf! - My sentiments exactly. 851 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:44,046 - Please give my husband that ticket. - Good, get a head start to the airport. 852 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:47,722 - Visit the shops, talk to a Hare Krishna. - Close the door, please. 853 01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:52,486 Baby, wait. Don't go! 854 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:57,004 ' Go, go! - Don't go! 855 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:03,207 - Come here, come here. - What is it? 856 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:09,442 This is champagne, that is a limo and this is what we're celebrating. 857 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:14,680 The key to my new office. I got the job. We're New Yorkers now. 858 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:18,248 - We're never going to leave! - Please, God, no. 859 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:25,483 - I got you something, too. - You didn't have to. 860 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:30,322 - Oh, you got me a spare key. - It's the key to your office. 861 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:37,130 - Are you still high? - I can hire anyone I want. I want you. 862 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,722 I want my partner back. 863 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:46,006 All the best things in my life are thanks to you. Marriage, kids, work. 864 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:52,287 - This is crazy. - Know what I think marrow sucking is? 865 01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:57,805 - It's being with you. That's how I suck. - Oh, Henry. 866 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:08,251 - What does it pay? - Are you going to the airport or not'? 867 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:12,081 - Why? We live here. (MANAGER MOANS IN DESPAIR) 868 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,406 Only in New York. 869 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:23,811 So, I take it you won't be checking out today. Or perhaps ever. 870 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:30,804 - Mario, get the bags. - Bags! They're in the cab. 871 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:35,369 My God. I think I'm beginning to like them. 872 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:49,489 - Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. - Hi, sweetie. 873 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:57,441 Congratulations. You should be proud. 874 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:02,043 - Isn't the theatre magical? - Are those my earrings? 875 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,811 Bravo ! 876 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:31,526 ENGLISH - SDH