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My name is Amy Mitchell,
and this year I've ruined Christmas.
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Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year
most stressed time.
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One million things have to be achieved.
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And everything must be done perfectly,
otherwise you do not forgive yourself -
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- and it does not even make children.
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I feel
as the world's worst mother.
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Let me start over again
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I've always loved Christmas.
The best time of year.
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Mostly I love
to be with the family.
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For all I want ...
what any mother wants is -
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- The kids are having a wonderful Christmas.
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But Christmas is also
Crazy hard work.
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You must buy gifts for everyone
you've ever met.
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I gave the coffee maker a scented candle.
Why did I do that?
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You have to decorate the house,
Which I'm Miserable.
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I do what I can, Charmaine!
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You must join
in the children's Christmas concerts, which are ...
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Yes ... And then there are all the Christmas parties
just too much.
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Oh God. Is it hummernissehuer?
Is it the new variety? Fuck, therefore.
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Then you have to cook, clean,
Enter gifts.
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It's crazy.
There is never enough time.
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SECOND DAY FOR CHRISTMAS
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Hi Mom.
- Hi. How did the match go?
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Well. Bulls won.
- Congratulations. Hey darling.
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The house looks amazing.
- Thanks. There is still a lot of work.
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Is there anything I can do?
- Can you fix the Christmas lights?
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I can easily do that.
The fuse must only be replaced.
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It's sexy.
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You will be rewarded tonight.
- Remember it.
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Your dad is amazing.
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I thought you hated him?
- Why do you say that?
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Home with us last week
did you scream him in the bedroom?
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No, honey. It was a war of war.
- You did not sound happy.
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And you hit the wall
and shouted the f word.
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I can not really remember that,
that i did
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But you did.
You screamed:"Too bad!"
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"God damn!"
- Okay.
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Your father and I
just played a fun grown-up.
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You played it seven times.
- Six and a half.
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But let's not talk more about it.
Okay? Fantastic.
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Oh no ...
- What is it?
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My mother is coming to Christmas.
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God damn.
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Thank you for helping to decorate the tree.
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Let's just hang them on the tree.
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Who has hung it brown?
front of the tree?
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It looks like a pub.
That's why the mother moves it from behind.
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Do not drink the water.
We are human beings.
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Is Santa, Mother?
- At least he does.
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Are you lying?
- Make it stop.
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What else have you lied about?
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Hey darling.
- Hi Dad.
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Nice tree.
Should I give the twins food?
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Thank you.
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Merry Christmas, Kiki!
- Mother?
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Oh boy.
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Would not you come on friday?
- I took a previous flight.
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Three days earlier?
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The guest room is not ready.
"I'm just asleep with you.
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Normally I sleep with my husband.
- Do you want to see my blouse?
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I love that picture.
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You just had your little breasts.
One at least.
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Let's drop my breasts.
- And then came the second. Thank God.
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Keeks! If you're a little smart,
Can you have a blouse like Christmas?
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Oh no ...
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Kiki Dee, I can not wait -
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- spend all my waking hours
with you for the next three weeks.
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Do you smell my hair?
- Yes.
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If I'm going to grow
a pussy more today, I'm going to black.
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Why should all American women
Have hairless kisses for Christmas?
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Others to be waxed?
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Goddamn. 50 pillows more.
Whose turn is it?
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No, you can not
look right now, your yeti.
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Let's see.
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You there ... Betty White.
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Now I'm curious. Come with me.
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What's up, that lady?
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Mother?! What did you hollow hell?
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Holy shit.
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You have not said you came to Christmas.
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Is it Christmas?
- Is not that why you are here?
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Yes, that's obviously why. Merry Christmas.
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You do not see one day older.
You are so sexy. Just look at them.
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Thanks. You look a bit older,
but you look good.
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Is it three years since last?
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Is it?
I do not fully control the year.
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Why do you wear pajamas?
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I work in a spa.
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Do you have a job?
- Yes.
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I try to be more responsible.
- You have always been so weird.
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What do you really want?
- What do you mean?
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You come only,
when you need money.
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I stopped playing.
I just wanted to see my daughter for Easter.
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Christmas.
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So let's celebrate it.
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Thunder Down Under player
at the airport. Shall we not see them?
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Male strippers?
With my mother?
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For Christmas?
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I can not say that no!
Let's take some dillers.
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Jaxon flips when he sees you.
- Do you still have that kid?
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How old is he now?
- 15-17 years.
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Dear.
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FIVE DAYS FOR YEAR
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Have your parents
never been here for christmas
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No. Is there enough food?
- Are you serious?
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I'm just doing a quiche.
- It'll be fine, honey.
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No, my mother is
the most critical person in the world.
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When I was six,
I made a birthday card.
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It came back with comments.
- Sick.
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She is perfect and impossible to satisfy.
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Why are you trying so hard?
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That's what daughters spend their lives on.
Mothers are using theirs to skide on us.
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That's just how it is.
But I'm not bye, Beyoncé.
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It's you for me. I love you.
- You too.
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Do you think she likes me?
- No.
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Sorry for the delay.
Hank runs like a fool.
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Merry Christmas, Grandmother and Grandpa!
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
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Here are some Xboxs.
- We can not get that for mom. Thanks.
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Good day mrs Redmond. Jessie.
Nice to meet you.
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Wear the bags on top.
Gracias.
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Hi Mom.
- Amy. You look pale.
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It's a new face cream.
- Well, you're not dying.
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Where is the tree?
- I have not had time.
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It's December 19th. Even the Jews
have one now. We'll buy one tomorrow.
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Do you have any food?
I have not eaten for three days.
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I have made all your favorite food.
- Wonderful. You sent the children to the kitchen.
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Think,
that you can also get discount jewelery.
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The plan is that we see the Nutcracker
Thursday and singing Christmas songs on Friday.
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You are getting divorced from the baritone,
so we have to find a replacement -
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- if we are to win
song contest this year.
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When I lived here,
we won it nine times.
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A shame, you dropped that tradition.
"I've just been busy.
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Not to go to the fitness center.
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To celebrate that I'm in Chicago again,
I would like to have a big Christmas party here.
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What do you say at Christmas Eve?
- No, it's not possible.
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We can invite my old friends,
eat sushi -
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- and get Kenny G to stand for the music.
He is no longer so expensive.
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It sounds like a big job.
- I have already invited everyone.
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In?
- Yes. We will be 184.
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What?!
- Why have you not sent Christmas cards?
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I did not get it right.
- What is happening to you?
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Nothing.
- It's Christmas. That's all that big.
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I know.
- You can not soothe it.
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I'm not so, mother.
- Yes, I can see that.
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I am not.
- You smolder, smolder, smolder.
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I'm not smearing.
- Not that ugly language.
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Your hair is nice.
- Do you think?
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You look like you do not
do your best. I love you.
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FOUR DAYS FOR YEAR
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I can not have Christmas with my mother.
It's like living with Saddam Hussein.
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My mother only comes,
because she wants to steal my TV.
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My mother and I have to buy Christmas tree tonight.
A seven-hour long march in town.
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My daughter wants her
a happy princess doll.
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I have been looking everywhere,
but I can not find one.
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Where is she?
Where is the happy princess?
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It's just a doll,
but Christmas will kill me this year.
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Please just shut up.
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I do not power it in sober condition.
- Me neither.
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Should we drink us stiff?
- Yes, sgu. Came.
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Do you know what makes me crazy?
- genital warts?
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No, Carla.
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I'm tired of the pressure we put
on our own to make Christmas perfect.
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Christmas must be fun.
- Yes!
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Why do I have to take care of gifts?
to everyone in my family?
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Just because I'm a girl? It's 2017!
Kent can even buy gift for his mother.
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I do not like her. She is shooting
blamed for their cuddles on the children.
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Do you know what I do with my son?
I go into his room -
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- pull something down and pack it in.
He does not even notice it.
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He has got the same
baseball glove nine times.
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What are you getting?
- I'm looking for gifts for months.
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But I only get
Coupons for free massage.
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Where is it unfair.
- I got zip-close bags of my son.
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I think,
I'm packing them for him this year.
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I am one big stress club
from November to New Year.
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I would like to enjoy Christmas again.
- Yes.
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So let's do it.
- Hvabehar?
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Have not we learned anything at all?
I'm disappointed with our wooden clover.
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We are mothers.
When there is a headwind, what do we do?
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We hide in the bathroom.
- No, we do not.
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We get up and fight against.
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So if Christmas
must be our way this year -
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- Christmas will be our way.
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No more perfect presents and decorations.
Nothing is perfect anymore.
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Let's regain Christmas.
"We open up for the big pule bar!
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Excuse me?
- It sounded better inside my head.
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We caught the point.
- Cheers to reclaim Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Tastings. So what?
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Now it will be much better.
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Merry Christmas.
- Whose turn is it?
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Hey.
Which one of them is best for the pillow?
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Listen, folks.
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I'm full and horny.
I repeat:Full and horny.
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Wait a minute. I still have to
buy christmas tree with my mother
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Now I got a foolish idea.
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Look here.
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Then there is popcorn.
Are you ready? Look here.
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How cozy, mom.
- That's how Christmas should be.
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Yes, we can not just drop
all that messy?
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Well, that would be nice.
Jessie, come over to us for Christmas.
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We will not have to worry about it.
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Get up, Dad. We will be there.
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Is it okay?
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Yes, I would love that.
- Me too.
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Good evening ...
What the hell is that?
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It is our new Christmas tree.
Do you like it?
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No, Amy. That's horrible.
What is the best thing about your home?
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I preferred to enjoy Christmas
rather than rushing around for a tree.
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You are mom Mothers spread joy.
That's the essence of being a mother.
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And the horror of a tree
does not spread joy.
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I really like it.
- Thanks.
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Who are you? Why do you speak?
- Mom, you've met Jessie.
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The conversation bores me, but if you think,
you have to destroy Christmas for all of us -
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- Can you think again.
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Good night, dear children.
Here are gift cards for Itunes.
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Mom, stop giving them gifts.
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Have you seen the decoration? There are small shoes.
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Hank, I'll leave you soon
at the nearest baby hatch.
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Hello.
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Have you had a nice evening?
- Yes.
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You taste of grape juice.
- I just got a Welch.
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Bless you.
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Mother!
- Hello there.
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What are you doing here?
- I want to see you falling asleep as always.
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But you go straight to it.
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Have you done it every night?
Blue Blood,
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I'm just so happy to see,
that you have a lively sex life, honey
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It is important that you and Kent buns.
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And Kent, I'm so glad,
that you can get an erection again.
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And Kiki.
He is much bigger than your father.
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Thank you mom. Go before my husband
never again will grow sex with me.
234
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:08,701
Your dad loved getting the nudge clumps.
- Be quiet.
235
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:13,122
I'm looking into you for a while.
- Do not.
236
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,593
You must talk to her.
- I know.
237
00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:27,557
There must be limits for her.
Our border.
238
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:32,979
Yes.
I just want to hurt her.
239
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:38,317
And after my father died,
am I her only family.
240
00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:43,238
So I fear that even the smallest
rejection breaks her heart.
241
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:48,159
She saw my stubbik, Kiki.
- Yes.
242
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,497
THREE DAYS FOR YEAR
243
00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:58,506
My Goodness. What f ...
244
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:06,887
What the hell ...?
245
00:23:23,196 --> 00:23:27,745
The French chickens
7.5 cm to the left. Yes.
246
00:23:29,623 --> 00:23:31,456
Mother?
247
00:23:33,082 --> 00:23:38,920
What are you doing?
- You do not even decorate the house properly.
248
00:23:39,088 --> 00:23:41,423
Why should it be dressed?
249
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:45,387
By making Christmas special,
Do you show the children that you love them?
250
00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:49,724
Should your children maybe
feeling worthless and unhealthy?
251
00:23:49,892 --> 00:23:55,065
In Christmas we surrender ourselves to create
a magical world for the children.
252
00:23:55,229 --> 00:23:58,485
You are not in pajamas
and eat carrots.
253
00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:02,657
I can not even like caramels.
- Then tighten up.
254
00:24:02,821 --> 00:24:05,408
What do you say to the march, kids?
255
00:24:05,576 --> 00:24:08,119
It is awesome.
- Show mother.
256
00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:13,957
Here you will love Amy.
Run the procession. Switches.
257
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:17,004
I'll show you the app.
258
00:24:20,132 --> 00:24:25,181
You have installed speakers.
- Just wait.
259
00:24:39,236 --> 00:24:43,656
What has this cost?
- Children's happiness has no price.
260
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:47,537
But it was expensive.
- Mother, yes.
261
00:24:47,705 --> 00:24:50,331
Now comes the big finale!
262
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:57,839
Was it real real fowl?
263
00:24:58,004 --> 00:25:02,468
Yes. They are not able to survive.
They died in an hour.
264
00:25:03,261 --> 00:25:08,807
Here's your breakfast look.
- Sorry what?
265
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:13,019
I love you Grandma.
- Just like kids.
266
00:25:13,187 --> 00:25:17,652
Grab the birds down again.
And let's paint them white.
267
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:22,698
Can not they look a little more happy,
when they fly? It's Christmas.
268
00:25:24,075 --> 00:25:29,537
Has your mother embellished your house?
That's not possible at all.
269
00:25:29,705 --> 00:25:32,832
Leave her.
Can she also handle me?
270
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:39,175
The problem is that I am 34 years old,
and my mother still decides.
271
00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:41,301
So take the fight up.
272
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:45,806
Physical?
- Exactly.
273
00:25:45,974 --> 00:25:51,852
I can teach you karate, but she
Continue until you knock her.
274
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:56,693
You must not meet my mother.
- She is 62 years old.
275
00:25:56,857 --> 00:26:00,197
Then you have to go
a serious niggle with her.
276
00:26:00,361 --> 00:26:04,658
It sounds more legal.
What about your father?
277
00:26:04,826 --> 00:26:10,416
He is so sweet, but under the fool.
He would never defend me.
278
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:14,584
Sweetheart. It is hard.
- Mothers are just weird.
279
00:26:14,752 --> 00:26:22,136
How is Christmas with your mother?
- Well, that's fine.
280
00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:26,473
That is, she's got her hair
cut and colored like mine.
281
00:26:26,641 --> 00:26:29,436
But is not it very normal?
282
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,940
Do your mothers have the same hairstyle as you?
283
00:26:34,942 --> 00:26:40,071
Every time i think
I'm furthest out of our three
284
00:26:40,239 --> 00:26:43,158
- then you open your mouth, Kiki -
285
00:26:43,326 --> 00:26:47,038
- and I just think so:
No, I'm fine.
286
00:26:49,413 --> 00:26:54,338
We bring the kids to Sky Zone.
Do you want to join?
287
00:26:54,502 --> 00:27:00,132
I have quarantine, but ...
No, I'm taking good care of it.
288
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,134
Amy?
- Unfortunately.
289
00:27:02,302 --> 00:27:05,722
My mother has forced us to
to see the Nutcracker.
290
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:10,435
I love that.
- Not the sugary version.
291
00:27:10,603 --> 00:27:16,401
The original lasts five hours.
In Russian, where a lot of people die.
292
00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:18,904
Terrible.
- Then drop it.
293
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:23,369
She would make my life so bad for me.
It is easier to bring along.
294
00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:28,206
Would not we regain Christmas this year?
295
00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:34,128
I was so full that I do not remember,
if I said it or dream about it.
296
00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:40,511
I'm late for it.
Do you know what I've been doing?
297
00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:42,429
Merry Christmas.
298
00:27:46,849 --> 00:27:49,604
Carla!
The cock broke.
299
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:52,439
Throw it out.
- Now I'm going.
300
00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:07,955
What then, that lady?
- Mother. What are you doing here?
301
00:28:08,124 --> 00:28:12,837
I'm waiting for my daughter
gives me a free manicure.
302
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:17,089
Free manicure? Fine.
303
00:28:17,257 --> 00:28:20,801
I do not have to grow your pussy.
- Maybe next time.
304
00:28:21,386 --> 00:28:25,182
So what? Do you have a girlfriend?
305
00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:31,480
I have had some fathers from school,
but it will be so cumbersome.
306
00:28:31,648 --> 00:28:35,733
And Christmas is the best time of year
to be single
307
00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:41,030
When I see the pairs
her in the mall -
308
00:28:41,198 --> 00:28:45,243
- holding hands
309
00:28:45,411 --> 00:28:51,041
- Has matching scarves
and feed each other with sandwiches -
310
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:54,464
- and looking at jewelry ...
311
00:28:57,423 --> 00:29:02,429
Stop. You just sound so lonely.
312
00:29:02,597 --> 00:29:06,057
The wild life does not fit everyone.
313
00:29:06,225 --> 00:29:10,397
I am the epitome of the wild life.
I woke up in a park this morning.
314
00:29:10,561 --> 00:29:14,694
Carla, I found root fruit chips
in your kitchen.
315
00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:17,405
It's for the knight.
316
00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:20,115
They are wildly healthy.
317
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,952
They are good for the heart.
- You love much of his son, what?
318
00:29:25,121 --> 00:29:30,959
Of course. Most people
love their children, mom.
319
00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:36,465
Maybe. I can not keep up with it
in the latest parent trends.
320
00:29:39,219 --> 00:29:41,930
How are you feeling?
321
00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:45,098
I've actually had a better time.
322
00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:49,602
There is something exciting,
as i need money for ...
323
00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:54,528
Then it came.
You do it every time.
324
00:29:55,529 --> 00:30:00,450
You show up asking for money
and play it all up.
325
00:30:00,614 --> 00:30:06,704
You travel again and come back,
and stupid me give you more.
326
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:10,753
It is a completely legal
business opportunity.
327
00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:15,089
How much do you need?
- Little. 5000th
328
00:30:15,257 --> 00:30:21,764
Between 5000 and 10,000. Not more than 15,000.
- I'm considering it.
329
00:30:24,683 --> 00:30:30,353
What a lot of beautiful cases,
You have here. Stylish place.
330
00:30:31,314 --> 00:30:33,649
I should have taken my bag.
331
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:46,662
Why should we see
the Russian Nutcracker?
332
00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:49,541
Because it's original.
333
00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:53,754
Not the Disney version
with dance and joy.
334
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:59,760
Does it really last for five hours?
- Yes, and you will love it.
335
00:30:59,928 --> 00:31:02,932
Just listen to the beautiful music.
336
00:31:05,935 --> 00:31:09,146
This song is called
'When Boris is killed'.
337
00:31:09,314 --> 00:31:14,736
It sounds like they are shouting at us.
- Can not we do any fun?
338
00:31:20,034 --> 00:31:23,994
The theater is on the right.
- We're not going to the theater.
339
00:31:24,162 --> 00:31:27,413
Where are we going?
- Wait and see.
340
00:31:47,895 --> 00:31:51,899
Welcome to Sky Zone. Three kids?
- Yes!
341
00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:54,942
No, we all have to join.
342
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:59,115
No, we will not. Here smells of diapers.
343
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:02,534
Then you came, Amy.
Where am I glad you are here?
344
00:32:02,702 --> 00:32:06,915
My mother kills me,
but it is worth it all.
345
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:11,880
Hi, I'm Carla's mother.
- Isis! Nice to meet you.
346
00:32:12,044 --> 00:32:15,884
Hello. You must be Amy's mother. Carla.
347
00:32:16,049 --> 00:32:21,098
Jaxon, mother needs more splashes.
My son, Jaxon.
348
00:32:21,763 --> 00:32:27,396
- It's my mother, Isis.
Ruth, as in Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
349
00:32:27,561 --> 00:32:31,481
Isis, as in the terrorist organization.
350
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:37,908
It's my mother, Sandy.
- I've heard so much about you, Amy.
351
00:32:38,072 --> 00:32:41,491
You really have the same haircut.
352
00:32:42,412 --> 00:32:48,627
Hi, my name is Ruth. Amy's mother.
- Jessie. We followed the car.
353
00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:52,839
Who does any Christmas present?
354
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:10,169
Hi, Ruth.
I took a churro with you.
355
00:34:10,337 --> 00:34:14,049
Here's fun. Such places
I did not come as a child.
356
00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:18,806
No, God free me.
- We broke things in the air in the quarry.
357
00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:23,683
How nice. Where are you from?
I am from Ottawa, Canada.
358
00:34:23,851 --> 00:34:28,272
My husband wanted more time in it,
so we moved to Bismarck, North Dakota.
359
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,899
I was only 18 when I got Kiki.
360
00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:35,487
And then Dirk died.
A long and painful death.
361
00:34:35,655 --> 00:34:38,907
But a beautiful day we die all.
Lonely and scared.
362
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:41,538
Where are you from, Ruth?
- Chicago.
363
00:34:41,702 --> 00:34:46,583
The city of light. Bismarck was called
"the old white city".
364
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,377
You are weird.
365
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:53,130
Did you have a good upbringing in Chicago?
- No. My mother was awful.
366
00:34:53,298 --> 00:34:57,635
She even hit me because I
was wearing a peep toe-shoe on a boat.
367
00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:01,222
It was that time.
- Two months ago.
368
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:07,273
Amy thinks I'm strict, but she
I do not know what I had to go through.
369
00:35:07,437 --> 00:35:11,525
Like the age of 15, I got holes in my ears,
and she called me a luder.
370
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:17,075
She sent me to a boarding school in Croatia.
She is tough.
371
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,659
Where are you from, Isis?
- I did not know my parents.
372
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:26,665
I used just all my talents.
- It sounds abominable.
373
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:31,883
I was roadie for REO Speedwagon
for 15 years.
374
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:37,969
Cigarettes are forbidden, Isis.
- It's not a cigarette. Here you go.
375
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:41,517
Here you go. You must do that yourself.
376
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:45,020
Where do you go to church Christmas Eve?
377
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:50,903
'Church of eternal mother'.
The city's best worship service.
378
00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:56,072
Nice, we'll see you there.
How nice to meet new friends.
379
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,912
Do you want to play the chief ball?
- It does not make grandmothers.
380
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:03,456
What the hell did she say?
- That mother-in-law does not ...
381
00:36:03,624 --> 00:36:06,419
Yes. But we do.
- I am in.
382
00:37:59,454 --> 00:38:02,497
It was a pure parody.
383
00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:11,258
Was it fun? Would you like to laugh
If I changed your heart pills?
384
00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:15,387
Amy will obviously ruin Christmas.
385
00:38:15,555 --> 00:38:20,224
I have to make myself more worried.
- Or you can stop the war.
386
00:38:20,392 --> 00:38:25,982
Do you think I enjoy it?
I do not.
387
00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:30,695
I just want to give my grandchildren
The wonderful Christmas they deserve.
388
00:38:31,696 --> 00:38:37,742
Your first Christmas without their father
Must be perfect, so they know everything is alright.
389
00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:42,792
But a half-hearted Christmas will destroy them.
390
00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:48,213
They smoke into a vicious spiral
of anxiety, depression and drugs.
391
00:38:48,377 --> 00:38:54,135
They really looked forward to it.
- They had enjoyed the Nutcracker more.
392
00:38:54,304 --> 00:38:57,887
My Christmas is enchanting and magical.
393
00:38:58,056 --> 00:39:01,767
Amy's Christmas is lazy and petty.
394
00:39:01,936 --> 00:39:05,063
My way is better,
and my way always wins.
395
00:39:05,231 --> 00:39:07,734
When it's all about the kids.
396
00:39:07,898 --> 00:39:14,825
As Amy's mother, I'm forced
to push her to be a good mother.
397
00:39:14,989 --> 00:39:21,580
One beautiful day she will thank me
in a touching voice in front of a large audience.
398
00:39:21,749 --> 00:39:27,755
Have you finished my pajamas?
- Yes, Ruth. It is still hot.
399
00:39:29,048 --> 00:39:32,300
I'm sorry to get you on.
400
00:39:32,468 --> 00:39:34,718
Thanks.
401
00:39:41,309 --> 00:39:47,652
You curl my pajamas.
- I make your toothbrush ready.
402
00:39:49,402 --> 00:39:52,697
TWO DAYS FOR YEAR
403
00:39:52,865 --> 00:39:57,951
Oh god, no more fisser.
Yes!
404
00:39:58,119 --> 00:40:01,791
Hello. Are you Carla?
405
00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:10,592
You bet. Who are you?
- Ty Swindel. Intimate Waxing.
406
00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:14,888
It sounds good.
Hop on to the bunk, Ty Swindel.
407
00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:16,138
Thanks.
408
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:23,978
Have you grown the clumps before?
- Yes, I'm stripping.
409
00:40:24,146 --> 00:40:28,483
Then the undercarriage
should always be welcoming.
410
00:40:28,651 --> 00:40:33,949
I just remove the towel,
so I can lubricate the grown up ...
411
00:40:34,117 --> 00:40:39,663
For satan too, where is it big.
It looks like a traffic rule!
412
00:40:39,831 --> 00:40:43,667
Pardon.
People are always a little scared.
413
00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:47,755
Not at all.
I just have to spend a lot more wax.
414
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,590
A moment.
415
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,222
Wow.
416
00:40:55,679 --> 00:41:01,185
Where do you usually grow?
- In Cleveland. That's where I'm from.
417
00:41:01,353 --> 00:41:07,276
It is a lie. I'm from Edgewater.
- I'm from Tremont!
418
00:41:07,444 --> 00:41:12,029
What a little world. Where sour.
- Yes, sir.
419
00:41:12,197 --> 00:41:14,407
Wow.
420
00:41:14,575 --> 00:41:18,411
Can you just lift your penis?
421
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:24,754
Well. What are you doing in Chicago, Ty?
- Sexy Santa Claus competitions.
422
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:28,674
Lovely. This hurts a bit.
423
00:41:37,055 --> 00:41:39,393
How did you dance?
424
00:41:39,558 --> 00:41:43,646
I'm a firefighter.
- Of course.
425
00:41:43,814 --> 00:41:47,234
I once came out
to a fire in a strip club.
426
00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:53,572
The owner came and said:
"You there. You have a giant cock."
427
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:58,205
And I have that.
The rest of the story we know.
428
00:41:59,414 --> 00:42:02,249
Such a nice story.
- Thanks.
429
00:42:03,835 --> 00:42:05,505
This is scary.
430
00:42:07,423 --> 00:42:12,636
Christmas stands for the door.
Do you have plans with your boyfriend?
431
00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:15,095
I wish I had a boyfriend.
432
00:42:15,263 --> 00:42:20,769
Women see me like a sex object
and goes when we have had sex.
433
00:42:20,937 --> 00:42:27,608
But even though I dance in a g-string,
Do I also have feelings, right?
434
00:42:28,153 --> 00:42:31,112
I know it well.
435
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:37,495
Where are you easy to talk to.
I can be honest. It's great.
436
00:42:37,663 --> 00:42:40,666
I feel the same way, Ty.
437
00:42:44,294 --> 00:42:50,344
Swing your feet behind your head,
so I can get behind the clinker.
438
00:42:53,764 --> 00:42:56,559
Let's get them away.
439
00:42:56,723 --> 00:43:00,771
Carla,
it may seem a little staggering ...
440
00:43:02,521 --> 00:43:06,485
... but do you want to
for the competition tonight?
441
00:43:06,649 --> 00:43:10,613
I have a code about
not to go out with the customers.
442
00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:15,951
Of course, and you should.
443
00:43:16,119 --> 00:43:21,709
I'm joking. I have no code.
I'm growing your asshole.
444
00:43:21,877 --> 00:43:26,170
I would love to
445
00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:30,759
She is fun and beautiful.
It is a rare combination.
446
00:43:30,927 --> 00:43:33,722
It is here too.
447
00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:38,226
So do we have a deal tonight?
- We have that.
448
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:44,649
Should I spread the balls for you?
- Thanks.
449
00:43:46,111 --> 00:43:51,156
No one has offered to do before.
450
00:43:51,909 --> 00:43:54,952
I spread balls for you at any time.
451
00:43:57,122 --> 00:44:00,458
Who sent you, Ty Swindel?
452
00:44:09,258 --> 00:44:14,263
What made you come today, Kiki?
"My mother and I are very close.
453
00:44:14,432 --> 00:44:18,099
And we want to be ...
- Closer.
454
00:44:18,268 --> 00:44:20,021
No.
455
00:44:20,186 --> 00:44:26,276
We want to be more independent.
- Closer.
456
00:44:26,444 --> 00:44:30,240
Sandy,
Tell about your relationship with your daughter.
457
00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:33,199
Oh, that's my favorite subject.
458
00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:37,496
I got Kiki when I was 18 years old.
459
00:44:37,664 --> 00:44:43,418
When I got her chest up, I said:
"You will be my best friend forever."
460
00:44:45,128 --> 00:44:51,178
Is it forever normal?
- We do not use the word 'normal'.
461
00:44:53,136 --> 00:44:59,311
Well, but we have always been very close,
because we are almost as old.
462
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:04,316
But then my husband died,
and we became crazy close.
463
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:07,944
We went to the school ball together.
- Wow!
464
00:45:08,112 --> 00:45:14,535
Okay, Kiki, how are you?
with all that closeness?
465
00:45:14,703 --> 00:45:18,623
Excellent. Who does not want to be
slyngveninde with his mother?
466
00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:23,961
I love my mother.
But sometimes she is a little too much.
467
00:45:24,129 --> 00:45:27,132
What? When?
468
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:31,429
As you looked at,
that Kent and I bred sex the other day.
469
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:33,391
Oh God.
470
00:45:33,555 --> 00:45:40,314
Is it wrong to keep track of your life?
- No, I just need some air.
471
00:45:41,771 --> 00:45:47,485
I do not know what's going on.
Why do you overcome me like this?
472
00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:52,867
I'm just saying that we could benefit from,
that some limits were set.
473
00:45:53,035 --> 00:45:54,913
I have cancer.
474
00:45:55,538 --> 00:45:59,919
Cancer?
My Goodness. What shape?
475
00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:06,550
Heart ... cancer.
476
00:46:09,717 --> 00:46:13,096
Cardiac Cancer.
- In the 12th stage.
477
00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:18,646
So maybe you can find some kindness
in your non-cancerous heart before I die?
478
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:22,731
I'm really sorry, Mom.
I did not know that.
479
00:46:22,899 --> 00:46:25,610
I know.
480
00:46:26,278 --> 00:46:28,821
Oh God.
481
00:46:31,031 --> 00:46:33,618
Mother ...
- Oh, Keeks.
482
00:46:33,786 --> 00:46:37,038
Oh kiki No. Keeks!
483
00:46:37,206 --> 00:46:40,878
Okay, I do not have cancer.
- I knew it.
484
00:46:41,042 --> 00:46:45,130
But if I had how
can you be so bad at your mother?
485
00:46:45,298 --> 00:46:49,843
I'm not evil,
I try to talk about our relationship.
486
00:46:50,011 --> 00:46:52,682
I have cancer again.
- It's not going to go.
487
00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:55,685
And polio.
- It has been wiped out.
488
00:46:55,849 --> 00:47:00,606
Pest, shingles, bird flu.
- Are you done?
489
00:47:00,771 --> 00:47:06,320
A lazy eye.
- Mother. Can not we talk about our relationship?
490
00:47:06,489 --> 00:47:12,451
I want to find a solution.
- Yes. Let's do it. Yes.
491
00:47:12,619 --> 00:47:15,414
Do you mean it?
- Yes, we'll fix it.
492
00:47:15,578 --> 00:47:20,419
Do you mean it?
- I just brush my nose and come back.
493
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:37,437
She's not coming back, right?
- No.
494
00:47:37,601 --> 00:47:43,359
What's wrong with her?
- Do you really want to know?
495
00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:47,740
Your mother was probably quite normal,
before she got you. But then you came.
496
00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:51,868
And you did not sleep for half a year,
so she did not.
497
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:56,041
You did not eat and when you did,
did you giggle over her
498
00:47:56,205 --> 00:48:00,918
It made her scarce. Also
you fell on the bike and broke your arm.
499
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:06,051
And then you were bullied at school
and dated him with a stick in his nose.
500
00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:09,343
Everything made her a little more crazy.
501
00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:12,266
And then you got married
and bought an overly expensive house.
502
00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:17,519
And you have children who never say thank you.
They may not even read.
503
00:48:17,688 --> 00:48:20,815
And all that made your mother completely crazy.
504
00:48:20,983 --> 00:48:26,905
And now you come here and ask:
"Doctor, why is my mother so crazy"?
505
00:48:27,073 --> 00:48:29,448
And the answer is:
506
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:32,243
It's your fault.
You've made her crazy.
507
00:48:32,411 --> 00:48:36,748
So be nice to her,
because you've made her ball run.
508
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,508
We run the Christmas Singing Contest this year.
509
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:49,513
What are you wearing?
- If you want to win, it requires a theme.
510
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:54,851
Therefore, we all must be
a figure from 'A Christmas adventure'.
511
00:48:55,019 --> 00:49:01,109
Dylan, you are Marley's spirit.
Jane, you are the spirit of today.
512
00:49:01,273 --> 00:49:05,822
And Amy, you're Scrooge.
- Thank you mom.
513
00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:11,368
That's how it matches your Christmas hat this year.
- I do not hate Christmas, Mom.
514
00:49:11,536 --> 00:49:15,204
Here are the nodes.
I hope everyone can sing the songs.
515
00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:17,290
Where are many songs.
516
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:22,796
Everyone in Westbury must vote,
so we must reach at least 300 houses this evening.
517
00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:27,053
300?
"We have gained strength. Come in!
518
00:49:27,217 --> 00:49:31,389
Welcome to
Chicago All Saints Choir!
519
00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:36,102
Do you want to cheat?
- It takes an effort to succeed.
520
00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:38,148
Try it.
521
00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:43,862
Good, let's go out to sing, but I
Do not take that ridiculous costume on.
522
00:49:46,321 --> 00:49:48,531
Fuck it.
523
00:49:55,831 --> 00:49:57,749
There are more singers.
524
00:49:57,917 --> 00:50:02,338
Say your reply, Scrooge.
Do it now.
525
00:50:04,676 --> 00:50:09,553
"Bah, humbug, my name is Ebenezer Scrooge.
I hate Christmas because I'm lazy. "
526
00:50:09,721 --> 00:50:13,349
Do not you want to hear our song,
mr. Scrooge?
527
00:50:13,517 --> 00:50:18,230
And let your heart be filled with heat.
One two three four.
528
00:50:40,502 --> 00:50:43,004
What the hell is going on?
529
00:51:00,859 --> 00:51:04,611
"Bah, Humbug, my name is Ebenezer Scrooge.
I hate Christmas because ... "
530
00:51:04,779 --> 00:51:06,365
Amy?
531
00:51:06,529 --> 00:51:12,079
Before hell.
What the hell are you wearing?
532
00:51:12,247 --> 00:51:17,124
My mother made me feel like that.
- You look lovely.
533
00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:20,628
It's better than your normal clothes.
Come and see.
534
00:51:20,796 --> 00:51:25,301
No, just stay there.
- Amy Mitchell as old, fat man.
535
00:51:25,469 --> 00:51:29,429
I'll imagine Scrooge.
- Do not laugh. She is my girlfriend.
536
00:51:29,598 --> 00:51:34,851
Now you are going to Instagram.
From this angle.
537
00:51:35,019 --> 00:51:38,939
Can you make trutmund?
- I take my life straight away.
538
00:51:39,108 --> 00:51:43,488
I put a filter on, so you do not
looks tired. Thanks for the visit!
539
00:51:43,652 --> 00:51:47,993
You will never forget this.
- I know.
540
00:51:48,157 --> 00:51:50,744
Did she have a broken cock on her face?
541
00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:56,710
That was one big success.
542
00:51:56,874 --> 00:51:59,921
This is not going to happen.
- Which?
543
00:52:00,086 --> 00:52:04,466
I want to have a fun Christmas,
and you counteract me in everything.
544
00:52:04,634 --> 00:52:08,639
It's an important Christmas for the kids.
You can not just stand up.
545
00:52:08,807 --> 00:52:10,933
I do not either.
546
00:52:11,097 --> 00:52:15,978
My kids asked for a fun Christmas,
and I promised them.
547
00:52:16,147 --> 00:52:20,319
Yes, of course, because they say that,
they think you'd like to hear.
548
00:52:20,483 --> 00:52:23,823
But inside they know,
that I am right, because I have.
549
00:52:23,987 --> 00:52:28,784
Okay.
I do not want to fight anymore.
550
00:52:28,952 --> 00:52:33,249
Listen to this,
how we celebrate christmas this year
551
00:52:33,413 --> 00:52:36,708
The kids and I
have to go to sleep all Christmas eve.
552
00:52:36,876 --> 00:52:40,548
Afterwards we bake cookies
and see "Love Actually".
553
00:52:40,712 --> 00:52:45,217
Silly movie.
- Christmas morning comes Jessie and Lori.
554
00:52:45,385 --> 00:52:49,474
And we exchange three gifts.
- Who is Jessie?
555
00:52:49,638 --> 00:52:53,642
So we sit in nightwear all day long,
Until my girlfriends come.
556
00:52:53,810 --> 00:52:57,983
And then we order Chinese.
- Oh, horror.
557
00:52:58,147 --> 00:53:03,112
There will be no smart parties,
no sushi, no camels.
558
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:09,787
And absolutely no Kenny G.
- He's a smooth jazz legend.
559
00:53:09,951 --> 00:53:15,209
I have had enough of your Christmas parties.
This is my home and my life.
560
00:53:15,377 --> 00:53:21,171
And if you want to be part of my family,
do you have to subordinate my rules.
561
00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:28,014
Okay. We do it your way.
562
00:53:29,556 --> 00:53:32,435
We are having a fun Christmas.
563
00:53:33,604 --> 00:53:39,110
I hope you are satisfied.
- You do not mean it, but I am.
564
00:53:59,047 --> 00:54:05,009
I contradicted her and she gave up.
- Where am I proud of you?
565
00:54:05,177 --> 00:54:11,936
For the first time, we were equal.
Perhaps we get closer to each other.
566
00:54:12,101 --> 00:54:18,860
Funny, Obama. She's still a bag.
Look away and she's doing a bomb attack.
567
00:54:19,024 --> 00:54:25,699
Yes, but it was a big step.
So thank you for the encouragement.
568
00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:28,826
Where am I proud of you?
- Thanks.
569
00:54:28,994 --> 00:54:31,665
Do you know how to celebrate it?
570
00:54:31,829 --> 00:54:36,626
See a lot of Santa Claus throw the clothes!
571
00:54:50,265 --> 00:54:55,230
I love Santa.
And there are so many of them.
572
00:54:55,398 --> 00:55:01,320
I do not want to whip up a mood,
but I'm on date with one of them.
573
00:55:01,489 --> 00:55:07,411
It is a lie. Which one of them?
- Number two.
574
00:55:12,456 --> 00:55:15,419
How did you meet?
- I intimidated him.
575
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:19,756
How romantic.
- Then you learn a lot about a man.
576
00:55:19,924 --> 00:55:24,385
Some cry,
Others are really cool.
577
00:55:24,553 --> 00:55:28,305
But, Ty, he was so calm.
578
00:55:28,473 --> 00:55:31,852
It was like growing
Dalai Lama's Klunker.
579
00:55:34,395 --> 00:55:36,481
How are you doing, Chicago?
580
00:55:39,068 --> 00:55:41,611
Now you ladies have to tell me -
581
00:55:41,779 --> 00:55:47,453
- Which of the sixth christmas men,
that's the sexiest?
582
00:55:48,662 --> 00:55:52,206
Let's get started.
Santa, the bar is yours.
583
00:56:05,264 --> 00:56:07,558
Ups, there was very white skin.
584
00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:20,572
The audience has spoken, Santa's number one.
Thanks for the effort. Well done.
585
00:56:20,736 --> 00:56:27,703
And let's welcome you
to Santa Claus number two.
586
00:56:51,977 --> 00:56:53,438
Take it off!
587
00:57:08,995 --> 00:57:15,670
He is really good at stripping.
- Where does he have kind eyes?
588
00:57:15,838 --> 00:57:18,132
I pierce him tonight.
589
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:24,471
Make a child on me,
Santa Claus number two!
590
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,811
I'm crazy about his panties.
Christmas-like.
591
00:57:39,819 --> 00:57:41,945
You good god.
592
00:57:45,577 --> 00:57:48,328
I think I'm in love.
593
00:57:48,829 --> 00:57:53,125
I really think,
he is the only one.
594
00:57:53,918 --> 00:57:56,797
Is that your mother?
595
00:58:00,385 --> 00:58:04,597
Yes, sgu.
Mom, what are you ... What?
596
00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:09,018
Look at that.
- She's dancing with everyone.
597
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,939
I do not mind it at all.
598
00:58:16,818 --> 00:58:21,487
His face is down in her teats.
Mom, we've talked about it there!
599
00:58:21,655 --> 00:58:23,201
Steeped.
600
00:58:24,074 --> 00:58:28,038
It's my mom.
- Your mother?
601
00:58:28,206 --> 00:58:31,750
It is a pleasure.
You have a lovely daughter.
602
00:58:36,715 --> 00:58:41,136
One should not see his mother
lick one's lover's nipples.
603
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,887
Mom, what are you doing?
604
00:58:48,227 --> 00:58:49,853
Mother!
605
00:58:54,358 --> 00:58:59,487
Not one who seized me.
Normally people catch one.
606
00:58:59,655 --> 00:59:02,074
Hello.
607
00:59:02,242 --> 00:59:08,288
I brought some ice cream to you.
Thank you, Ty.
608
00:59:11,123 --> 00:59:14,627
We had to meet after the show -
609
00:59:14,795 --> 00:59:19,716
- and I've looked forward to it.
Do you still want to?
610
00:59:19,884 --> 00:59:22,011
Oh, Ty ...
611
00:59:24,553 --> 00:59:26,684
With pleasure.
- Well.
612
00:59:26,848 --> 00:59:32,021
But it's shown my mother's third
concussion this month ...
613
00:59:32,189 --> 00:59:37,903
That was a lot.
- I'd better keep an eye on her.
614
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:41,491
But ...
615
00:59:42,364 --> 00:59:46,244
I'm going to Cleveland tomorrow.
616
00:59:46,412 --> 00:59:52,751
But may I call,
Next time I'm in town? Can i do that
617
00:59:52,919 --> 00:59:55,170
With pleasure.
- Well.
618
00:59:55,338 --> 01:00:00,884
I can grow your klunker for free.
- How are you?
619
01:00:01,052 --> 01:00:06,309
I'm looking forward to that, Carla.
And that will make me laugh too.
620
01:00:06,473 --> 01:00:11,479
It's a deal.
- And ...
621
01:00:12,187 --> 01:00:16,068
Oh, sorry.
I thought you would ....
622
01:00:17,693 --> 01:00:22,198
Merry Christmas, Carla.
- Merry Christmas, Ty.
623
01:01:00,154 --> 01:01:03,077
Then it's bedtime, little tax children.
624
01:01:03,241 --> 01:01:07,161
Today I will sing
'My heart will go on' -
625
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:11,918
- of the double Grammy winner,
Céline Dion.
626
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,463
What is it?
627
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:22,678
Is everything okay with you and mom?
- You have been scared a lot.
628
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,557
Come and put yourself.
629
01:01:27,226 --> 01:01:31,147
Your mother and I just disagree
about some little things -
630
01:01:31,315 --> 01:01:36,652
- as important as Christmas is,
the role of mother, wife and educator.
631
01:01:36,821 --> 01:01:42,619
But otherwise everything is in the most beautiful order.
You should not be worried.
632
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:48,040
I know it's your first Christmas
since divorce.
633
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:52,129
It's probably a bit strange, right?
- Yes it is.
634
01:01:52,293 --> 01:01:57,759
Firstly, love both
your mother and you are very high.
635
01:01:57,927 --> 01:02:02,848
And whatever happens,
I will always be there for you.
636
01:02:03,012 --> 01:02:04,766
Always.
637
01:02:04,934 --> 01:02:10,981
For you are my grandchildren,
and I love you all over the world.
638
01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:17,027
And so does grandfather Hank. He has
a chicken brain, but a big heart.
639
01:02:19,698 --> 01:02:24,411
Do you feel better now?
- Yes. It's great to have you here.
640
01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:27,037
Yes, we miss you.
641
01:02:27,206 --> 01:02:33,296
I miss you too.
Grandchildren are the greatest gift.
642
01:02:33,464 --> 01:02:36,507
Apropos Gifts ...
643
01:02:36,676 --> 01:02:39,511
What about some Iphones?
644
01:02:39,679 --> 01:02:45,849
Get ready to go to bed,
Then I will sing for you for hours.
645
01:02:46,017 --> 01:02:48,768
CHRISTMAS
646
01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:53,065
Think people are falling for that shit.
647
01:02:53,233 --> 01:02:58,114
Somebody's coming.
- Merry Christmas!
648
01:02:58,278 --> 01:03:02,867
Do you want to donate some cans
to the homeless?
649
01:03:04,205 --> 01:03:07,500
I just bought all this.
- She has cans.
650
01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:11,212
It is ...
- Look here, mom. Wine.
651
01:03:11,376 --> 01:03:17,134
Thank you for the generous donation.
"The children will be so happy.
652
01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:24,766
It was a good catch.
- Yes, there were some good cases.
653
01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:31,149
To flee the rich for their purchases
brings a lot of good Christmas presents.
654
01:03:31,313 --> 01:03:36,446
Yes, also for me.
- I miss you.
655
01:03:36,611 --> 01:03:40,198
I miss you too. Where sour.
656
01:03:40,367 --> 01:03:47,458
Maybe we should see something more.
- Do you mean it?
657
01:03:48,543 --> 01:03:52,503
Yes. When we were in there there jumped
together with ...
658
01:03:52,672 --> 01:03:56,716
What is his name right now?
- My son, Jaxon?
659
01:03:56,884 --> 01:04:00,556
I saw you beat each other
with those there are foam bars.
660
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:07,019
Maybe I should get to know him.
- We would like to see you much more.
661
01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:10,066
Yeah okay.
662
01:04:10,775 --> 01:04:16,945
By the way ... I have thought about the money,
you asked me.
663
01:04:17,113 --> 01:04:22,703
I'm a giant idiot,
but it's Christmas and you're my mother.
664
01:04:24,037 --> 01:04:26,916
Fuck it. It's a loan.
665
01:04:27,084 --> 01:04:31,588
You asked for more, but I have no more.
- Thank you very much.
666
01:04:31,753 --> 01:04:35,633
I promise to pay them back.
Now I get along.
667
01:04:37,635 --> 01:04:41,263
Hello to you and merry christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
668
01:04:41,431 --> 01:04:47,313
Do you want to donate your cans?
- We gather for the homeless.
669
01:04:47,477 --> 01:04:51,650
I just bought all this.
- But this is important.
670
01:04:51,818 --> 01:04:55,654
What the hell is that?
- Fennel.
671
01:04:56,823 --> 01:05:01,200
Thank you very much for that.
- Pis, the director is coming.
672
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:05,748
Where did we have the car, mom?
- Happy Hanukkah.
673
01:05:05,913 --> 01:05:07,959
They stole all my things.
674
01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:11,086
We will take it with you, not?
675
01:05:11,630 --> 01:05:16,427
It is Christmas Eve,
so everyone must open a single gift.
676
01:05:16,591 --> 01:05:21,056
Kiki! Open min. Open my first.
677
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:23,891
I begin. Apparently.
678
01:05:26,185 --> 01:05:32,608
What is it?
- It's a key ... to my new house!
679
01:05:32,776 --> 01:05:34,654
What are you talking about?
680
01:05:34,818 --> 01:05:40,576
After the therapy, I felt we were slipping
apart, so I move closer.
681
01:05:41,741 --> 01:05:44,244
Okay. Where do you move?
682
01:05:44,412 --> 01:05:48,208
To the neighboring house.
- What?
683
01:05:48,376 --> 01:05:51,335
Will you be my neighbor?
684
01:05:51,504 --> 01:05:57,178
It was not for sale, but I gave
a cash bid, and now we are neighbors.
685
01:05:57,342 --> 01:05:59,596
Hello, neighbor.
- Oh God ...
686
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:04,894
We can dig a tunnel between the houses.
Keeks!
687
01:06:06,351 --> 01:06:10,564
Kent, get the kids out.
- Yes, come, we'll go.
688
01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:13,987
Mother and grandmother are going to talk together.
It will be ugly.
689
01:06:14,151 --> 01:06:18,032
You can not live next door.
- Why not?
690
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:22,244
I need air.
It's too close.
691
01:06:24,038 --> 01:06:27,333
I have diabetes.
- Get up, Mom.
692
01:06:27,501 --> 01:06:29,712
Sit down.
693
01:06:29,876 --> 01:06:33,588
Streptokokhalsinfektion.
I may have gallstones.
694
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:37,136
Now it is enough. We must talk about this.
695
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:41,849
I am an adult woman,
It needs a life separate from you.
696
01:06:42,017 --> 01:06:46,521
And you also need a life,
It is separate from my. Sorry.
697
01:06:47,523 --> 01:06:51,899
I do not want a life separate from you.
You are my favorite person.
698
01:06:52,067 --> 01:06:57,741
It affects my marriage
and family and my mental state.
699
01:06:57,905 --> 01:07:00,660
And you have to -
700
01:07:00,825 --> 01:07:03,539
- to let me down.
701
01:07:05,205 --> 01:07:10,711
But what should I do of myself?
- I do not know. Get some friends.
702
01:07:10,879 --> 01:07:15,632
You've always wanted to see Wayne Newton
in Vegas before he dies. Do it.
703
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:19,096
Anything.
Just it's without me.
704
01:07:21,767 --> 01:07:23,685
Without you ...
705
01:07:25,603 --> 01:07:31,233
Why are you doing this to me?
- I did not want to ... Mother.
706
01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:36,574
And I do not actually think,
I can let the sale go back.
707
01:07:45,247 --> 01:07:50,961
Was not it just fun to toboggan?
"I still have snow in my pants.
708
01:07:51,129 --> 01:07:55,802
I am looking forward to coming home
and jump in the pajamas.
709
01:07:55,967 --> 01:07:59,931
See, there is a party.
- Yes, get up.
710
01:08:00,808 --> 01:08:03,102
What a lot of people.
711
01:08:03,266 --> 01:08:06,938
Wait a minute.
It is you who holds a party.
712
01:08:07,939 --> 01:08:11,151
Is it a camel?
713
01:08:11,319 --> 01:08:14,238
Yep. It's a camel.
714
01:08:15,363 --> 01:08:17,489
I'll kill her.
715
01:08:26,627 --> 01:08:28,629
What the hell?
716
01:08:33,882 --> 01:08:36,009
What did she do at my house?
717
01:08:37,470 --> 01:08:38,888
No!
718
01:08:52,987 --> 01:08:55,237
Kenny G. is in my living room.
719
01:09:01,451 --> 01:09:03,874
Mother ...
720
01:09:04,038 --> 01:09:06,377
You lied to me.
721
01:09:07,502 --> 01:09:11,714
It was for the family's best.
- Here's all I hate at Christmas.
722
01:09:11,882 --> 01:09:14,593
And it's going out.
- Relax.
723
01:09:14,757 --> 01:09:18,598
We can not throw Kenny G. out.
He is a national treasure.
724
01:09:18,762 --> 01:09:22,265
Then I do it myself.
- You do not dare.
725
01:09:22,434 --> 01:09:24,267
Wait and see.
726
01:09:27,399 --> 01:09:30,274
You there. Out of my house.
727
01:09:30,442 --> 01:09:33,277
What are you talking about?
- Skrid, Kenny G.
728
01:09:33,445 --> 01:09:38,242
I get my money, right?
- Have no idea. Take your whistle and dirt.
729
01:09:38,410 --> 01:09:43,123
It's not a whistle, your bag.
- I do not care. Thanks for today.
730
01:09:43,288 --> 01:09:47,792
Thank you for coming. Also you, friends.
731
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:52,133
I do not know any of you.
Please leave my house.
732
01:09:52,297 --> 01:09:58,303
Sushi chef. You must also go.
- Stop. It's embarrassing for the family.
733
01:09:59,973 --> 01:10:02,560
That's what it's all about, not?
734
01:10:02,728 --> 01:10:08,066
Now it makes sense. The perfect decoration,
Christmas tree and all that in my garden.
735
01:10:08,234 --> 01:10:14,528
It was all for your own sake.
You just want to hear that you are amazing.
736
01:10:14,697 --> 01:10:19,994
I do not know what you mean.
- Remember your Louis Vuitton bag!
737
01:10:20,162 --> 01:10:23,498
All this should disappear.
738
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:30,089
The gift bags, the curtains, the floor
and the Christmas tree. It just gotta go out.
739
01:10:30,257 --> 01:10:34,634
No, it's from Paris!
- Then see here.
740
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:38,053
Say goodbye to the tree.
741
01:10:38,221 --> 01:10:43,687
The bullets were antique.
- It's horrible. The snow is untrue.
742
01:10:43,851 --> 01:10:48,064
Do you know what it cost?
- I do not care.
743
01:10:50,066 --> 01:10:53,698
They were from Titanic.
- I do not care.
744
01:10:57,285 --> 01:11:00,997
There was ice from the Moon.
It was moonlight, your sticky bag.
745
01:11:01,161 --> 01:11:03,872
Release the wicked tree.
746
01:11:06,459 --> 01:11:09,462
I promised my children
to avoid such a christmas!
747
01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:15,721
Everyone loves such a Christmas.
- No, they do not.
748
01:11:26,564 --> 01:11:28,234
Holy shit.
749
01:11:29,651 --> 01:11:35,658
And now you go.
I have found myself in your shit all my life.
750
01:11:35,826 --> 01:11:38,577
I can not go anymore.
751
01:11:39,286 --> 01:11:42,581
You're going out of my house
and out of my life forever.
752
01:11:42,749 --> 01:11:47,170
You do not mean that.
- Yes, I mean it.
753
01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:53,052
It's Christmas ...
- Get lost.
754
01:12:16,493 --> 01:12:20,245
Did you ever throw out your grandmother?
755
01:12:20,413 --> 01:12:24,165
How long have you been here?
- How can you do that?
756
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:28,922
It's the best for us.
- No, that's the best for you.
757
01:12:29,090 --> 01:12:32,550
We love grandmother.
- She is part of the family.
758
01:12:32,718 --> 01:12:38,432
You do not just throw people away.
- First father and now grandmother.
759
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,938
Who's next time? Will it be us?
- I could not find that.
760
01:12:44,106 --> 01:12:47,818
Why do you always destroy everything?
761
01:12:47,982 --> 01:12:51,029
Treasure.
- Well done.
762
01:12:52,947 --> 01:12:55,950
Children. Children ...
763
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:10,466
That's how it went.
How did I break Christmas.
764
01:13:10,634 --> 01:13:12,884
I regretted my mother so much -
765
01:13:13,052 --> 01:13:16,932
- I forgot the only thing
that means something.
766
01:13:17,097 --> 01:13:19,851
I forgot my children.
767
01:13:20,016 --> 01:13:24,729
The worst is,
I did not even break Christmas.
768
01:13:24,897 --> 01:13:27,399
I destroyed my family.
769
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:46,379
Mother. It is Christmas Eve.
Where should we order food?
770
01:13:48,421 --> 01:13:51,216
Mother? Mother?
771
01:15:11,425 --> 01:15:13,095
Hello.
772
01:15:13,803 --> 01:15:16,058
Good day.
773
01:15:16,222 --> 01:15:21,311
Thank you for inviting me.
- I did not do it.
774
01:15:28,150 --> 01:15:33,116
What about kellinger?
- Goodbye, Isis. Isis is here.
775
01:15:33,284 --> 01:15:35,911
Hi, Isis.
- Hi.
776
01:15:36,079 --> 01:15:39,246
I did not believe,
you were the churchgunner-type.
777
01:15:39,414 --> 01:15:44,420
I have something I have to control.
And all the hostels are closed.
778
01:15:47,839 --> 01:15:50,134
So, you two.
779
01:15:50,302 --> 01:15:53,886
I really need
moral support today.
780
01:15:55,307 --> 01:15:59,059
Do you know what I mean?
- No.
781
01:15:59,227 --> 01:16:05,566
My daughter says she needs "air"
but what does it mean at all?
782
01:16:05,734 --> 01:16:09,278
My daughter has just asked me
disappear forever.
783
01:16:09,446 --> 01:16:12,325
Why?
- Because I push her.
784
01:16:12,489 --> 01:16:14,828
She can not tolerate it.
785
01:16:14,992 --> 01:16:18,664
My mother was twice as hard,
and I've been amazing.
786
01:16:18,832 --> 01:16:22,127
But apparently not everyone
just as strong as me.
787
01:16:23,252 --> 01:16:26,256
My daughter did not throw me out -
788
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:30,925
- but she became furious over,
that I had bought the house next door.
789
01:16:31,093 --> 01:16:35,890
Did you buy the next door?
- Did you ask her first?
790
01:16:36,058 --> 01:16:40,727
No, that would be a surprise.
- Maybe it was just over the top.
791
01:16:40,895 --> 01:16:42,857
It's very sick.
792
01:16:43,021 --> 01:16:47,318
I love her. You only visit Carla,
when you need money.
793
01:16:47,486 --> 01:16:52,575
I will also come when I
for example, saving me to someone.
794
01:16:52,739 --> 01:16:58,998
Admit you're a degenerate ludomaniac
without education and with extensions.
795
01:16:59,166 --> 01:17:02,542
It's my own hair,
and you are a terrible mother.
796
01:17:02,710 --> 01:17:05,088
It's Jesus' birthday ...
797
01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:11,343
You think you are so perfect,
but you are the worst mom of all of us.
798
01:17:11,511 --> 01:17:13,682
So next.
799
01:17:13,846 --> 01:17:18,394
But you are one of the mothers,
that's perfect -
800
01:17:18,559 --> 01:17:24,525
- holding smart parties,
can cook and have all your teeth.
801
01:17:24,693 --> 01:17:31,156
But you are miserable for all that applies.
I can see that, even though I'm skewed.
802
01:17:31,324 --> 01:17:36,369
You know nothing about me.
Why did your daughter smear you?
803
01:17:36,538 --> 01:17:41,419
Then you got it.
"I've done ugly things against Carla.
804
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:44,878
And she never threw me out.
805
01:17:45,047 --> 01:17:50,260
So take it and roll it well together
and plug it up obliquely.
806
01:17:50,428 --> 01:17:52,594
Well then.
807
01:17:52,763 --> 01:17:56,807
We have expressed
some strong emotions here tonight.
808
01:17:56,975 --> 01:17:59,730
Hold on, Sandy.
- Javel.
809
01:18:16,664 --> 01:18:18,958
Hello.
810
01:18:19,122 --> 01:18:22,502
I've heard what happened.
811
01:18:24,256 --> 01:18:26,298
Can you make it?
812
01:18:28,048 --> 01:18:30,010
I do not know.
813
01:18:32,264 --> 01:18:35,183
May I ask you a question?
- Yes.
814
01:18:35,347 --> 01:18:38,311
How do you handle it?
- Which?
815
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:45,318
Living with Mom?
She is so controlling and vain.
816
01:18:45,486 --> 01:18:51,949
She has created the perfect version
by herself so she can look down on others.
817
01:18:52,117 --> 01:18:54,744
Darling, your mother is not vain.
818
01:18:54,912 --> 01:19:00,041
She is wearing princess clothes
at least once a month.
819
01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:05,007
You probably do not think, but she is
the most unsafe woman I've met.
820
01:19:05,171 --> 01:19:08,134
My mother? Ruth?
- Yes.
821
01:19:09,135 --> 01:19:11,137
Redmond?
- Yes.
822
01:19:12,178 --> 01:19:18,060
She shows it only to me but below
the surface is a scared girl -
823
01:19:18,229 --> 01:19:21,316
whose mother never loved her
824
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:26,277
You know grandmother.
Your mother can never do anything good enough.
825
01:19:26,445 --> 01:19:29,989
She pours her down every single day.
826
01:19:30,157 --> 01:19:34,786
That's why it's so important for your mother,
that everything is perfect.
827
01:19:34,954 --> 01:19:37,333
Not because she is vain.
828
01:19:37,497 --> 01:19:41,461
But when someone praises her Christmas tree -
829
01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:45,341
- Does she feel a short moment,
that she is valuable.
830
01:19:45,505 --> 01:19:47,884
That she is good at something.
831
01:19:48,052 --> 01:19:52,721
That she is loved.
- Why is that about me?
832
01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:58,355
Do you know what she is most?
unsure about Being a mother.
833
01:20:00,813 --> 01:20:04,734
She has said countless times to me:
834
01:20:04,902 --> 01:20:10,532
"Have I been a good mother to Amy?
Have I broken it all? "
835
01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:15,789
Does she really ask about it?
- She loves you more than anything else.
836
01:20:15,953 --> 01:20:22,837
She's just ... a pretty insane way
to put it on.
837
01:20:23,005 --> 01:20:26,633
We have been married for 36 years -
838
01:20:26,801 --> 01:20:30,052
- and she's unbearable even on a good day.
839
01:20:30,220 --> 01:20:36,475
But I love her more today,
because I know her true me.
840
01:20:36,643 --> 01:20:40,940
And if you can get yourself to
to forgive her -
841
01:20:41,108 --> 01:20:47,030
- and get to know her as I do,
would you like to discover -
842
01:20:47,194 --> 01:20:51,991
- that she is a funny, sweet
and beautiful person inside.
843
01:20:53,785 --> 01:20:59,583
Did you say "sweet"?
- Okay, a fun and beautiful person.
844
01:21:03,211 --> 01:21:06,635
Yes ...
845
01:21:08,637 --> 01:21:12,012
Do you know where she is?
- It's Christmas Eve.
846
01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:48,679
Pardon.
847
01:21:54,809 --> 01:21:56,687
Mother.
848
01:21:56,852 --> 01:21:59,983
Hello.
849
01:22:00,147 --> 01:22:05,613
Hi! Sandy, Kiki's mother.
- Yes, nice to meet you again.
850
01:22:05,777 --> 01:22:09,201
Imagine that you all three are here.
851
01:22:09,365 --> 01:22:12,244
What are you doing here, Amy?
852
01:22:13,785 --> 01:22:17,834
I came to say sorry for
that I threw you out
853
01:22:19,543 --> 01:22:25,217
You are my mother and it was a bit rough.
- You must say that.
854
01:22:25,382 --> 01:22:27,260
Yes.
855
01:22:29,053 --> 01:22:34,227
Your psycho-aunt. She apologized,
and now you must do the same.
856
01:22:34,391 --> 01:22:37,146
How do we speak people together?
857
01:22:42,736 --> 01:22:46,448
In principle, I'm too sorry about it.
858
01:22:48,073 --> 01:22:52,826
It was beautiful. Now you tell her so,
what you are sad
859
01:22:54,328 --> 01:22:56,330
You can.
860
01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:04,174
I might not have to
have kept a secret party with you
861
01:23:04,339 --> 01:23:10,097
You have hit a sea of bad
Decisions also in this Christmas, but ...
862
01:23:11,890 --> 01:23:16,896
... for the tiny share of guilt,
there is mine -
863
01:23:17,064 --> 01:23:21,777
- I would like to apologize.
864
01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:26,614
Thanks.
865
01:23:26,782 --> 01:23:32,328
I know it was hard for you to say.
- It was actually.
866
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,834
And ...
867
01:23:38,002 --> 01:23:43,131
I want you to know
that I understand why you are such.
868
01:23:44,965 --> 01:23:48,305
And I need you to know -
869
01:23:48,469 --> 01:23:50,807
that i love you
870
01:23:52,433 --> 01:23:54,976
What does it mean?
871
01:23:57,855 --> 01:24:01,190
I do not think you're worthless.
872
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:06,031
I think you are absolutely amazing.
- Why do you say that?
873
01:24:06,196 --> 01:24:08,866
And whatever others say ...
874
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:14,580
... I think you are a wonderful mother.
875
01:24:16,374 --> 01:24:19,378
Do you mean it?
- Yes.
876
01:24:20,379 --> 01:24:23,634
I loved my childhood.
877
01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:27,718
You gave me everything,
what I needed.
878
01:24:27,886 --> 01:24:31,891
You always pressed me
to do better.
879
01:24:32,059 --> 01:24:35,603
Were you perfect?
- Yes.
880
01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:37,729
No.
881
01:24:37,897 --> 01:24:41,024
But that's none of us.
882
01:24:41,192 --> 01:24:45,321
But you just know ...
883
01:24:47,323 --> 01:24:49,950
... that you made it amazing.
884
01:24:51,371 --> 01:24:55,956
It's the cutest,
someone ever told me.
885
01:24:56,124 --> 01:25:00,589
And I actually think,
you are a very wonderful mother
886
01:25:00,753 --> 01:25:06,051
Your children are happy, sweetheart,
and they love you so much.
887
01:25:08,553 --> 01:25:11,348
Thanks.
- I wish ...
888
01:25:13,186 --> 01:25:18,440
I wish I was the same
close to you as you are on your children.
889
01:25:19,525 --> 01:25:22,276
We can still still be.
890
01:25:25,279 --> 01:25:31,746
I'm not good at this, Amy.
But I love you so much.
891
01:25:31,914 --> 01:25:34,541
You too.
892
01:25:40,587 --> 01:25:43,674
You're all done.
893
01:25:43,842 --> 01:25:48,888
Relationship between mother and daughter
is very complicated.
894
01:25:49,056 --> 01:25:52,099
But now they have found each other.
895
01:25:52,267 --> 01:25:55,102
Yes. I know.
896
01:25:55,270 --> 01:25:57,605
Should you have a sip?
897
01:25:57,773 --> 01:26:00,400
So, so.
898
01:26:01,986 --> 01:26:04,528
Mother.
899
01:26:04,696 --> 01:26:07,407
Is it already midnight?
- Yes.
900
01:26:09,033 --> 01:26:12,957
We have to save Christmas.
"I've been waiting for my whole life.
901
01:26:34,060 --> 01:26:35,978
Hopefully she likes cakes.
902
01:26:50,954 --> 01:26:53,833
Mom, it's so far out.
903
01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,752
It's over! Beware!
904
01:27:04,885 --> 01:27:07,720
Christmas Day
905
01:27:16,020 --> 01:27:19,608
My Goodness. Where is that beautiful?
906
01:27:20,609 --> 01:27:24,782
Merry Christmas.
- Where have you bumped, mom.
907
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:27,533
I got some help.
908
01:27:28,870 --> 01:27:31,453
Merry Christmas, children.
- Grandmother.
909
01:27:33,247 --> 01:27:35,585
Open your presents.
910
01:27:35,749 --> 01:27:39,882
You get 'The Walking Dead' Season 1-6.
- Was it necessary?
911
01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:43,049
Thank you, grandmother. Oh boy.
912
01:27:45,259 --> 01:27:50,016
Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas, honey.
913
01:27:50,180 --> 01:27:53,143
Merry Christmas, Ruth.
- Merry Christmas, Jesus.
914
01:27:54,145 --> 01:27:59,026
My name is Jessie.
What kind of broad shoulders, what, Amy?
915
01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:02,485
That's enough. Come with you.
916
01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:06,826
Thank you for almost learning his name.
- I love you.
917
01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:15,543
Merry Christmas, Kiki.
- Merry Christmas, Mom.
918
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,794
Do you like my Kiki head pajamas?
919
01:28:20,797 --> 01:28:22,799
In a way.
- Thanks.
920
01:28:22,967 --> 01:28:27,764
I want you to know
that I have put the next door for sale.
921
01:28:27,932 --> 01:28:31,015
Thank you, I'm really happy.
922
01:28:31,184 --> 01:28:35,941
I know I can be a little crazy,
and that you need air.
923
01:28:36,105 --> 01:28:39,652
That's why I bought the house.
924
01:28:39,817 --> 01:28:42,447
It was just for fun.
925
01:28:42,612 --> 01:28:46,367
I bought the house further down.
No, I'm moving up on your loft.
926
01:28:46,532 --> 01:28:50,328
Quite seriously, Mom. Where are you going to live?
927
01:28:50,496 --> 01:28:54,292
I'm going back to Bismarck,
where I belong
928
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:56,002
Thanks.
929
01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:58,336
But I ...
930
01:28:59,882 --> 01:29:03,385
I really miss your father for Christmas.
931
01:29:03,550 --> 01:29:05,804
So do I.
932
01:29:08,054 --> 01:29:09,476
So do I.
933
01:29:10,557 --> 01:29:15,190
Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Mom.
934
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:29,285
Mother, see what I got from Santa Claus.
A used baseball glove.
935
01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:33,001
Fantastic.
- I've had a similarity.
936
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:41,926
Is it Santa's?
- Barely. He arrived yesterday evening.
937
01:29:46,763 --> 01:29:48,765
May I enter?
938
01:30:01,947 --> 01:30:06,368
I know I have not been
the world's best mom.
939
01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:10,872
But you -
940
01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:15,045
- Have really fallen lucky.
941
01:30:16,334 --> 01:30:19,297
And Carla, I just want to ...
942
01:30:20,507 --> 01:30:23,886
I want to be more like you.
943
01:30:24,054 --> 01:30:27,806
So I stopped playing.
944
01:30:28,847 --> 01:30:30,934
On horses.
945
01:30:31,102 --> 01:30:37,901
And I will pay every penny back,
which I borrowed from you.
946
01:30:42,738 --> 01:30:47,079
Do you mean it?
"Yes, I've got a job.
947
01:30:48,452 --> 01:30:54,795
Are you taking me on me?
- I am responsible for the children's safety.
948
01:30:54,959 --> 01:30:58,755
How can they find it?
949
01:30:58,923 --> 01:31:03,552
I do not even know,
how I managed the drug test.
950
01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:09,142
And with that salary
We are probably settled in about 245 years.
951
01:31:09,310 --> 01:31:11,937
Does that mean that you ...
952
01:31:12,854 --> 01:31:16,065
... stay here for some time?
953
01:31:17,318 --> 01:31:20,986
If that's okay with you, yes yes.
954
01:31:21,154 --> 01:31:25,075
Mother ...
I have always wanted that.
955
01:31:25,243 --> 01:31:29,079
I'll be as long as
as you want me.
956
01:31:30,248 --> 01:31:32,334
Mother.
957
01:31:34,336 --> 01:31:37,920
Mom, I've also got
a pack of zip closure bags.
958
01:31:38,088 --> 01:31:40,090
You good god.
959
01:32:03,739 --> 01:32:08,080
Chinese food for Christmas.
I feel like a Jew.
960
01:32:08,244 --> 01:32:11,748
Shaobing?
- It's just me.
961
01:32:11,916 --> 01:32:18,547
No, honey. It's Ruth's husband.
- Pyt. Hank deserves a little Christmas jew.
962
01:32:22,635 --> 01:32:27,724
Imagine, we get Chinese for Christmas dinner,
and my mother loves it.
963
01:32:27,893 --> 01:32:32,189
Think that my mother does not have
a blouse with my face on.
964
01:32:32,353 --> 01:32:38,067
We did it. We regained Christmas.
I could not have done it without you.
965
01:32:38,236 --> 01:32:41,907
I love you, ladies.
- You too.
966
01:32:43,909 --> 01:32:46,993
Hello. Is Carla here?
967
01:32:47,161 --> 01:32:48,662
Yes.
968
01:32:51,209 --> 01:32:55,129
Ty Swindel.
How did you find me?
969
01:32:56,002 --> 01:33:00,006
I was just looking for you.
- Hi.
970
01:33:00,175 --> 01:33:04,011
There is so much I would like to say.
- Say it.
971
01:33:04,803 --> 01:33:08,684
It might be better to say that
with the dance's universal language.
972
01:33:08,852 --> 01:33:10,562
Shut up.
973
01:33:10,730 --> 01:33:13,020
What about a dance?
- Christmas dance.
974
01:33:22,530 --> 01:33:24,160
Oh, Ty ...
975
01:33:41,050 --> 01:33:42,763
It's beautiful, Ty.
976
01:33:50,604 --> 01:33:52,774
God damn.
977
01:33:52,938 --> 01:33:56,610
Turn her over. Just turn her over.
978
01:34:09,956 --> 01:34:17,088
Okay. Now we have seen enough.
It was amazing. Thank you very much.
979
01:34:17,256 --> 01:34:20,551
Go for it.
- Do not Cry.
980
01:34:21,969 --> 01:34:23,594
He is so hot.
981
01:34:24,471 --> 01:34:28,976
That is my son. It's Jaxon.
982
01:34:29,144 --> 01:34:31,979
Hello.
- Good to meet you.
983
01:34:32,147 --> 01:34:34,482
I'll carry you in there.
- I love you.
984
01:34:37,277 --> 01:34:41,449
We must leave if we are to reach the plane.
- Which plane?
985
01:34:41,613 --> 01:34:46,494
Have not I said that? Isis, Ruth
and I'll celebrate New Year's in Las Vegas.
986
01:34:46,663 --> 01:34:50,042
And we'll see Wayne Newton,
before he dies
987
01:34:51,123 --> 01:34:55,172
Do you have to go to Vegas together?
- Yes.
988
01:34:55,340 --> 01:34:58,259
We are best friends now.
- We are new friends.
989
01:34:58,423 --> 01:35:01,678
Best friends.
- New friends.
990
01:35:03,264 --> 01:35:06,139
Merry Christmas everyone.
991
01:35:06,307 --> 01:35:11,144
Yes, Merry Christmas, everyone.
Hank, get our bags.
992
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:47,643
Merry Christmas everyone!
993
01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:52,893
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