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(IGNITION STARTS)
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(ENGINE IDLING)
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(AIR BRAKES HISS)
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# You heard 'bout the legend
of Jesse James
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# And John Henry
just to mention some names
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# Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend
in the South today
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# A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, Ga.
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# Every gearjammer
knows his name
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# They swear he got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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# A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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# He's gonna go to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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# Oh, boy
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# He left Atlanta back in '63
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# Haulin' him a load
up to Tennessee
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# He hit Mount Eagle
in a drivin' rain
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# So hard he couldn't even see
the passin' lane
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# Well, he started down the grade
when he lost a gear
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# He hit them brakes,
found he had no air
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# The Mount Eagle grade
is steep and long
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# And everybody that seen it
thought the Bandit was gone
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# All gone
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# Well, his truck jack-knifed
turned completely around
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# He was comin' down backwards
'bout the speed of sound
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# A lot of folks seen him
and they all say
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# He had his head out the window
yellin', ''Clear the way!''
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# Well, he got to the bottom
safe and sound
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# Everybody asked Bandit
how he made it down
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# He said, ''Folks, when the truck
picked up too much speed
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# ''I just run along beside it
and drug my feet''
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# Ya heard the legend
of Jesse James
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# And John Henry
just to mention some names
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# Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend
in the South today
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# A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, Ga.
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# Every gearjammer
knows his name
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# They swear he's got asphalt
a-runnin' in his veins
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# A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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# He's goin' up to glory
ridin' 18 wheels
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# Ah, tell me, boy
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# Talk to me, guitar #
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Hey, Kirk. How ya doin'?
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Tod Engels. How are ya?
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- This your rig, son?
- Yeah.
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Open it up. Let's see the manifest.
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Well, placin' you under arrest
for transportin' alcoholic beverages
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across state lines
without the proper permits.
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And that means you,
you dumb cowboy.
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You know truckin' Coors beer
east of Texas is bootleggin'.
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- This here's Georgia, son.
- Just a friendly bet.
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These two old boys put me up to it.
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Now, when ya gonna learn?
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Big and Little Enos Burdette make that
same bet with every gearjammer they can.
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I say he ain't gonna go
for your game.
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Son, from what I've heard, the biggest
thing about the Bandit is his ego,
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and I figure that, plus a lot of my dollars,
and he'll try anything, legal or not.
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(ANNOUNCER) They've put on quite a show
for us today, haven't they, friends?
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Yes, sir, you have seen some of
the finest gearjammin' in all of this country.
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Remember, these are the boys that take
the long hauls. They really did it today.
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- Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit?
- I ain't seen him.
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- Over there behind his rig.
- Who wants to see him?
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- Who's askin'?
- I'm askin'.
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'Cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day
so all his loyal fans can look at him.
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Do it.
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I'm buyin' your attraction
for a half an hour.
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Egotistical son of a bitch.
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A guy that paints his truck like this would go
to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
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(BIG ENOS) See, son? Old legends
never die. They just lose weight.
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Seems like a legend and an out-of-work
bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
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(BIG ENOS)
Bandit, me and my son are here.
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Oh, I love your suits.
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It must be a bitch gettin' a size
68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.
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I came to make a deal. What's he get
if he wins this truck rodeo thing?
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- (BANDIT) If?!
- $5,000, Daddy.
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- Chicken-shit money.
- Just what the hell you want, anyway?
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You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo
and accept a real challenge.
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(BANDIT) Gettin' to Texarkana and back
in 28 hours, that's no problem.
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- It ain't never been done before, hotshit.
- Watch your language, little lady.
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The problem is that Coors beer.
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You take that east of Texas
and that's, uh...that's bootleggin'.
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I believe you're just a little bit scared.
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Great psychology. Why don't you say
somethin' bad about my mother?
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- Your mama is so ugly...
- Look, you make this run for me.
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These Peterbilts are worth $80,000.
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That comes to about three grand
an hour if you make it in 28 hours.
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How about that for a challenge?
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- Dad, I don't believe that that's necess...
- Never mind.
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Wait a minute. Why do you
want that beer so bad?
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Because he's thirsty, dummy.
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You see, I got a boy runnin' tomorrow
in the Southern Classic.
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When he wins,
I wanna celebrate in style.
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- How much style?
- Well, I got a few friends and me.
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400 cases.
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- 400 cases...?
- Well?
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- Well, let me see your cash.
- Big Enos's word is gold.
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All right, show him the cash.
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- Go ahead, Little.
- Shit.
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Let's see. There's 400 cases of beer,
I'll need the cash for that.
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No problem. Go ahead, boy.
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New car. Gotta have a new car
to block for the truck.
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- OK. Go ahead, boy.
- I'd like to kick his ass just once.
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Speedy car.
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Speedier than that.
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Go ahead.
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- Hello, darlin'.
- Hi, Uncle Bandit.
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- Which one of the house apes are you?
- Kate.
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He's droppin' 'em like flies, isn't he?
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Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful.
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- How about 'gorgeous'?
- You can't have him.
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Obviously you can. What are you
tryin' to do, start another race?
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Look, you got Cledus in jail once.
Leave us alone!
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- Hi, Uncle Bandit!
- He ain't your damn uncle!
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I always recognise you! You know why?
You always kick me in the balls!
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Damn it, Bandit! Look at me!
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I find it hard to look at you, Waynette,
especially with those things in your hair.
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Makes me think you're listening
to a radio station in Savannah.
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You can't go in there and bother Cledus.
Hey! This is my home!
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- Cledus.
- No!
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I know in the past
I may have done you wrong.
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- Right?
- Right.
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However, in the future, Cledus,
I will never, ever do you wrong again.
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- Right?
- Right.
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We have a big chance, a big chance
to make a run for some big bucks.
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- 80,000 of them.
- Really?
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- Are we gonna kidnap the Pope or somethin'?
- How'd you guess?
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No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana
and pick up 400 cases of Coors
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and bring it back in 28 hours.
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Whoa! I got a flash for you.
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That's called bootleggin',
and that's against the law.
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Who gives a turkey when the Snowman
and the Bandit are runnin' the booze?
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- No one can stop us.
- Hold it right there.
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There ain't gonna be no more
Snowman and Bandit.
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Because I've got to go in the morning
to Conyers and pick up a load of manure.
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- Shitty job.
- Can I ask you a question?
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Sure. Ask me.
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What the hell do we wanna go to
Texas for and haul beer back here?
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For the good old American life.
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For the money, for the glory
and for the fun.
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Mostly for the money. You know
what we're gonna do with the money?
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- What?
- We're gonna buy a new rig.
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- You're crazy, you know that.
- Yeah.
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- How much money did you say it was?
- $80,000.
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$80,000?
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- Hm.
- Waynette!
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Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya,
Fred here ain't gonna be no problem.
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- I can see he'll be a major asset.
- Besides, he's one hellacious watchdog.
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- Well, let's get goin'.
- Whoa. Hold it a minute.
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I got to ask you a question.
Sit right there, Fred.
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You mean to tell me
we're gonna drive from here
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to Texarkana, Texas,
and back to here in 28 hours?
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It's only 900 miles there
and 900 miles back.
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Well, for your information,
that ain't never been done, not in no rig.
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'Cause you and I never done it in no rig.
You gotta stop thinkin' so negative.
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'Course we can make it.
We ain't never not made it yet, have we?
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- Well, no.
- You see? There you are.
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Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see all right.
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I see our asses in a sling
if we get caught, that's what I see.
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Hey! Ho-ho-ho!
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Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that!
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- It's beautiful, huh?
- Honey, hush.
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I don't guess we're gonna be ridin'
in the truck together this time?
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No, son. I'll be drivin' this one
and blockin'.
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You'll be drivin' the truck.
This is Bandit One and that is...
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...Bandit Two. Together again.
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- Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl.
- That's right. But we got a problem.
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You know them Smokeys
got them CBs in the car now.
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I haven't worked that out yet,
but I'm thinkin' about it.
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I got an idea.
Why don't we do this?
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If I say go to channel 21, forget it.
We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19.
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- 21 is 19?
- If I say go to channel six, forget it.
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- We go to three.
- I go to three. Perfect.
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- If I say go to channel two, we go to one.
- Two is one.
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- That'll confuse everybody.
- That'll confuse 'em.
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On the other hand,
if we stayed on the odd channels,
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switched every time and started
in the basement, that'd work, too.
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- That'd do it, too, wouldn't it?
- Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess.
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- Let's haul ass.
- OK.
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(FRED BARKS)
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Breaker One. This is the Bandit.
Is the Snowman out there?
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- Am I hittin'ya, son?
- Mercy sakes.
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You put about eight and a half on me,
blowin' my windows out. Bring it on.
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I'll be within earshot.
You keep it wound up to around 90.
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- Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question.
- What do you and Fred want?
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How come we're doing this?
They said it couldn't be done.
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- That's the reason.
- That's good with Fred!
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10-4.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
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# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
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# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
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# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Old Smokey's
got them ears on
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# He's hot on your trail
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# And he ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
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# So you've got to dodge him
you've got to duck him
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# You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
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# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
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(SIREN)
Well, hello there, Smokey.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
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# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
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# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
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# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
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# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
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# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
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# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
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Fred, I hope me and you
ain't lettin' Bandit
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talk us into somethin'
we gonna be sorry for, son,
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'cause he's about as crazy
as you are ugly.
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# Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
220
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,875
# We gonna do what they say
can't be done
221
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:56,506
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
222
00:15:56,674 --> 00:16:00,802
# I'm westbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
223
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:34,040
- Big town, ain't it?
- I wonder what they do for excitement.
224
00:16:34,215 --> 00:16:36,541
They probably sit around
and watch the cars rust.
225
00:16:36,718 --> 00:16:40,005
- Damn it, it's locked.
- We're about an hour ahead of schedule.
226
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:43,217
- Let's keep it that way.
- All right.
227
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,857
Hey, want a beer?
228
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,901
- Well, son!
- Redneck heaven.
229
00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,745
- How we gonna load all this stuff, though?
- I'll load it with this.
230
00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:05,659
- You can't drive no forklift.
- I can drive any forkin' thing around.
231
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,539
- Get serious! Can you drive this thing?
- I am serious.
232
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:11,284
- Crank it up. Now back it up.
- Oh, shut up!
233
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:16,423
- I said back it up, not raise it up!
- I am backin' up, ya big dumbbell!
234
00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:19,346
Hold it! The beer! Watch the beer!
235
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,768
- (LAUGHS) You all right?
- Very funny (!) Very funny (!)
236
00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,313
I thought it was funny.
237
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:31,901
Hey, we really oughta pay somebody
for that mess we made in there.
238
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,988
- All right, have you...
- I got that all worked out.
239
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:39,154
You just leave a note. Tell the folks
to send the bill to Big Enos Burdette.
240
00:17:43,457 --> 00:17:51,287
''Send...bill...to...Big...Enos...Burdette.''
241
00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:53,042
(BANDIT'S CAR LEAVES)
242
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:56,253
Burdette. B...
243
00:17:56,429 --> 00:18:00,510
B-e-r... B-u-r... B...
Hell, I got to go.
244
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,734
(MAN ON CB) Hey, Spiderman,
are you out there? Come back.
245
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:12,816
Snowman! How we doin', son?
Come on back.
246
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,195
Hang on just a minute,
and I'll tell ya.
247
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,526
We're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule.
248
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:22,996
- Come back.
- I hate to say I told you so.
249
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:26,665
Don't lose your head, son.
We still got a lot of boogiein' to do.
250
00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:30,123
Put the pedal to the metal.
I'm 10-10 on the side.
251
00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:34,048
For sure. Me and Fred,
we got your back door, ain't we, Fred?
252
00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:48,976
- Sorry. I don't want to get married.
- Terrific. That makes two of us.
253
00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:53,816
- Will you unzip me?
- Sure.
254
00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:57,402
- Does this thing move?
- Oh, yeah.
255
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,418
(BLARES HORN)
256
00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:39,414
Where are we going?
No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
257
00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:43,627
- We are a bride in search of a wedding.
- No.
258
00:19:43,795 --> 00:19:49,300
There is a wedding in search of a bride.
Let me put it another way.
259
00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:53,513
Think of it as a wedding posse
in search of a bride.
260
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:57,891
- You understand that, cowboy?
- Yeah.
261
00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,804
What are ya doin'?
262
00:20:03,316 --> 00:20:05,523
- These are my shoes.
- Oh, yeah.
263
00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:08,316
- And these are my legs.
- Yeah.
264
00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:13,531
- What are you gonna do with them?
- With the shoes or the legs?
265
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:17,287
Last time I saw legs like that,
they had a message tied to 'em.
266
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:22,248
What do you mean? These are
great little legs. I'm a professional.
267
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:27,916
Well, in that case,
you shouldn't be dressed in white.
268
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:31,046
- Dancer.
- Oh.
269
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:35,725
Well, cowboys love fat calves.
270
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:40,264
- They're not fat.
- They're bigger than mine.
271
00:20:40,441 --> 00:20:44,224
- Do we really wanna talk about legs?
- One of us does.
272
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:50,357
Otherwise we wouldn't have gone...
What are we doing now?
273
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:54,152
Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool.
274
00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:58,165
Good idea. Why don't you
slip into somethin' comfortable?
275
00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:05,206
Are we really going 110?
We're going 110!
276
00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:09,428
Why do you wear that cowboy hat?
Because you think it looks dazzling on you.
277
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:13,218
I'd no idea this dress
would be so hard to get out of.
278
00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,063
Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen.
279
00:22:08,575 --> 00:22:11,032
Come here, son.
280
00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,324
Whoops!
281
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,747
You look tired, boy. Rest yourself.
282
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:27,388
You punks look tuckered out, too.
283
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,474
That's an attention-getter.
284
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:40,396
- Now, a lady in a weddin' gown.
- Yes, sir.
285
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,155
- Get in a car?
- Yes, sir.
286
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:47,444
- See who was drivin'?
- N-no, sir.
287
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:54,243
- Licence plate?
- Y-yes, sir. Georgia plates.
288
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,208
''Ban-one.''
289
00:22:56,377 --> 00:23:00,874
B-A-N dash O-N-E.
290
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:05,130
All right. Now, you boys
just stay here and watch the car.
291
00:23:05,304 --> 00:23:08,555
There might be some vandals around
who wanna steal somethin',
292
00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:11,929
so you boys just stay here
and keep your hands on the car
293
00:23:12,102 --> 00:23:15,805
until one of my associates arrive.
294
00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:22,696
And don't go home, don't go to eat,
and don't play with yourself.
295
00:23:22,865 --> 00:23:26,033
It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
296
00:23:26,202 --> 00:23:32,455
Oh, you can think about it,
but don't do it.
297
00:23:47,474 --> 00:23:50,145
Hey, man, he's gone.
Let's get outta here.
298
00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:54,356
Shit! You do what you want.
I'm stayin' right here.
299
00:23:58,445 --> 00:24:02,609
28 years old and... Oh, goodness,
what's this? I'll tuck it right in.
300
00:24:02,783 --> 00:24:06,235
I was down here dancing
in a home appliance show.
301
00:24:06,414 --> 00:24:09,496
- I danced around three trash mashers.
- Talk to me, my boy.
302
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:13,712
I had this costume that lit up.
I only short-circuited once.
303
00:24:13,879 --> 00:24:18,457
- Where did you get that seat cover, son?
- This ain't no seat cover.
304
00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:22,299
- I was standing in the parking lot...
- I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia.
305
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:27,180
I met this guy... These can't be my pants.
God, he was good-looking.
306
00:24:27,352 --> 00:24:29,724
- And he had this hat on...
- Funny, ain't she?
307
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:34,974
I think he was from Texas or something,
and I thought, ''Why not marry the guy?''
308
00:24:38,613 --> 00:24:42,148
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.
309
00:24:42,327 --> 00:24:44,947
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.
310
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:50,707
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
311
00:24:52,837 --> 00:24:57,048
- Look, what if we...
- Shut up! She insulted my authority.
312
00:24:58,426 --> 00:25:04,014
And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.
313
00:25:04,184 --> 00:25:07,716
It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...
314
00:25:07,895 --> 00:25:09,973
with those show-folk fags.
315
00:25:10,148 --> 00:25:12,900
Halfway down the aisle I said to myself,
316
00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:15,642
''Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
His mother doesn't even have any teeth!''
317
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:18,940
I jumped in this car, and it blew up
on the side of the road,
318
00:25:19,115 --> 00:25:22,282
and I ended up in this goddamn airplane.
What do you do?
319
00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:25,574
I don't remember.
320
00:25:25,747 --> 00:25:30,244
- Oh, are we on the air?
- Sort of, yeah.
321
00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:35,373
You think I'm...nuts, don't you?
322
00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,959
No, I don't think you're crazy.
323
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:42,679
I picked up three brides yesterday,
just like you, very subdued.
324
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:46,135
Hey, what...what's goin' on up there?
325
00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:49,232
- Come back, Bandit.
- Bandit?
326
00:25:49,399 --> 00:25:55,401
- Is that your name or your profession?
- That's my handle. Bo's my real name.
327
00:25:55,572 --> 00:25:58,061
- What's your name?
- Carrie.
328
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,907
Is she wearing a wedding dress?
329
00:26:04,582 --> 00:26:05,957
She was.
330
00:26:06,124 --> 00:26:09,707
What's she wearin' now?
Come back.
331
00:26:09,878 --> 00:26:12,797
Hey, you got peanut butter
or somethin' in your ears?
332
00:26:12,965 --> 00:26:17,260
Tell me what that woman's got on...
her mind!
333
00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:19,471
10-4!
334
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,555
No coozie's gonna leave me
at no church.
335
00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:27,393
Decoratin' up a whole town
at a cost of $40.
336
00:26:27,564 --> 00:26:30,102
Right.
337
00:26:31,318 --> 00:26:37,108
I can see her now,
runnin' back up that aisle...
338
00:26:37,283 --> 00:26:40,570
No, she was dancin'
back up the aisle,
339
00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:43,700
her knockers bouncin'
all over the joint.
340
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,990
Let go of that wheel.
341
00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:51,048
Why, her ass was wigglin', too.
342
00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:59,385
Why so fast?
You're late for a big bowling date?
343
00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:01,099
Cute.
344
00:27:03,771 --> 00:27:08,682
- So, tell me about yourself.
- What do you wanna know, my sign?
345
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,905
- What do you do besides drive fast?
- Have fun.
346
00:27:13,073 --> 00:27:16,441
- Is this fun?
- Drivin'?
347
00:27:16,617 --> 00:27:21,495
- Driving, talking to me.
- They're both a challenge.
348
00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:27,999
- You've got a great profile.
- Yeah, don't I? Especially from the side.
349
00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:31,045
At least we finally agree on something.
350
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,632
Yeah. We both like half my face.
351
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,142
Hey, would a cop taking a leak
on the side of the road interest you?
352
00:27:45,607 --> 00:27:47,979
Yes, it would.
353
00:27:48,151 --> 00:27:53,941
- He's taking a 10-100.
- At least it's better than a 10-200.
354
00:27:54,117 --> 00:27:55,492
(SIREN)
355
00:27:58,161 --> 00:28:00,071
- Smokey.
- Smokey.
356
00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:29,436
- Is this fun?
- I forgot to tell ya:
357
00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:32,982
I'm runnin' blocker for 400 cases
of illegal Coors.
358
00:28:49,593 --> 00:28:51,420
Holy shit!
359
00:28:53,722 --> 00:28:57,591
I don't believe this.
Funny, I don't remember that turn.
360
00:28:57,768 --> 00:29:02,062
- Bandit, where the hell are you?
- I'll be back on the highway in a second.
361
00:29:02,232 --> 00:29:04,474
All right, good buddy.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
362
00:29:18,373 --> 00:29:22,241
- Them things are fabulous.
- I think I just went 10-100.
363
00:29:22,419 --> 00:29:26,633
- Well, it's better than 10-200.
- That's true.
364
00:29:33,765 --> 00:29:37,810
# Well, the more wheels I got
the better I like it.
365
00:29:37,979 --> 00:29:42,226
# I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother
boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. #
366
00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:49,939
- Snowman, you got your ears on?
- You lucky devil, you got him.
367
00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:53,532
- Where the hell are you?
- I'm on a two-lane blacktop.
368
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:58,248
Highway marker number 71.
How's our time doin'?
369
00:29:59,251 --> 00:30:04,543
Oh, how are we doin' on time?
About 25 minutes ahead of schedule.
370
00:30:04,717 --> 00:30:08,714
- What's your 20?
- I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey.
371
00:30:08,886 --> 00:30:10,381
Not for long.
372
00:30:10,554 --> 00:30:15,715
- (SHERIFF) Breaker to the Bandit.
- Come on back, breaker.
373
00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:19,805
Bandit, I've got a smokey report
for you. Come on.
374
00:30:19,982 --> 00:30:23,816
- Well, talk to me, good buddy.
- You've got trouble comin'.
375
00:30:23,987 --> 00:30:27,521
Well, what's your handle, son,
and, uh, what's your 20?
376
00:30:27,698 --> 00:30:33,702
My handle's Smokey Bear,
and I'm tail-grabbin'your ass right now.
377
00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:40,705
Goddamn. That's a Texas mountie.
What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas?
378
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,581
Well, let's just see what
he's got under the hood.
379
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,468
Bye-bye, baby!
380
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,314
You smoke much?
381
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,894
I just started.
382
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:12,745
- Cledus, you got your ears on, son?
- Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil.
383
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,073
- Comin' around you.
- Be careful.
384
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,916
You're gonna have to make your own lane,
'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic.
385
00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:20,464
Be careful. Be careful.
386
00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:30,468
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
387
00:31:30,642 --> 00:31:34,510
I'm about to be killed in this...
in this moving CB radio show,
388
00:31:34,687 --> 00:31:38,307
and I...I don't even have a handle!
389
00:31:38,943 --> 00:31:43,190
You want a handle?
OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see.
390
00:31:43,364 --> 00:31:45,653
- Oh, I got one for ya!
- What?
391
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,237
Just give me a minute here.
392
00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:53,995
He done good, didn't he, Fred?
393
00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,459
What?
394
00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:03,341
Frog.
395
00:32:04,553 --> 00:32:07,673
- Why?
- 'Cause you're always hoppin' around.
396
00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:12,310
And you're kinda cute like a frog,
and...I'd like to jump ya.
397
00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:17,439
Nobody...
398
00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:22,817
Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice
look like a possum's pecker.
399
00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:26,109
- Except for that...
- Shut your ass.
400
00:32:26,285 --> 00:32:29,037
(HORNS BLARE)
401
00:32:30,206 --> 00:32:33,953
- Break for that, Bandit One.
- Yeah, Snowman, come on back.
402
00:32:34,127 --> 00:32:36,453
That was a Texas bubblegum machine
on your back door.
403
00:32:36,630 --> 00:32:40,213
- A Texas bubblegum machine?
- Yeah, I saw him.
404
00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:57,185
You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy
sombitch tried to drive up under my truck.
405
00:32:57,361 --> 00:33:00,315
What's a Texas county mountie
doing in Arkansas?
406
00:33:00,488 --> 00:33:03,157
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
407
00:33:03,325 --> 00:33:05,614
I don't know!
408
00:33:05,786 --> 00:33:09,619
- Well, who the hell knows?
- I really don't know.
409
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:18,503
What we're dealin' with here is
a complete lack of respect for the law.
410
00:33:19,342 --> 00:33:23,092
(USTICE ON RADIO )
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
411
00:33:23,263 --> 00:33:26,597
I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm.
412
00:33:26,768 --> 00:33:31,310
He's all mine, so stay outta the way.
413
00:33:39,699 --> 00:33:42,902
This is Sheriff George Branford
of Deeson County, Arkansas.
414
00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:46,326
We are apprised of the situation
and are taking appropriate measures.
415
00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:48,075
Did you say you are a sheriff?
416
00:33:48,248 --> 00:33:51,618
That's a big 10-4!
417
00:33:51,794 --> 00:33:55,662
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
of Texas!
418
00:33:55,841 --> 00:33:59,423
Texas? You know, of course,
that you're out of your jurisdiction.
419
00:33:59,594 --> 00:34:02,004
I suggest that you let my department
handle the situation.
420
00:34:02,181 --> 00:34:06,973
That's very comfortin',
but I'm in a high-speed pursuit.
421
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,980
- Don't you hear good?
- I hear perfectly.
422
00:34:10,147 --> 00:34:12,817
The fact that you are a sheriff
is not germane to the situation.
423
00:34:12,983 --> 00:34:16,684
The goddamn Germans
got nothin' to do with it!
424
00:34:16,862 --> 00:34:18,902
- What?
- Shut up! One shit at a time!
425
00:34:25,204 --> 00:34:29,584
- What do ya see?
- We lost him.
426
00:34:37,511 --> 00:34:40,678
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again.
427
00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:44,299
I lost that TransAm.
Set up a roadblock.
428
00:34:44,475 --> 00:34:47,182
- Good idea!
- What the hell you know?
429
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:50,391
I believe we have the situation
well under control, Sheriff.
430
00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:57,317
Breaker, breaker, lookin' for the Bandit.
431
00:34:57,490 --> 00:35:00,408
- You out there, son?
- You got the Bandit. Come on back.
432
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:05,916
My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil. Your fellow
CBers are mighty proud of ya out there.
433
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,076
Thank ya, son. I appreciate it.
434
00:35:08,251 --> 00:35:11,668
Tell me, you comin' up
on Fayetteville and Interstate 82?
435
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,218
- We're almost on top of it.
- I got a big bad bear story for you there.
436
00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:19,056
I just rolled past
a county mountie roadblock.
437
00:35:19,222 --> 00:35:24,134
- You ARE a silver-tongued devil.
- That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
438
00:35:24,311 --> 00:35:29,138
Well, you keep your wheels spinnin'
and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out.
439
00:35:29,315 --> 00:35:31,855
Why, thank you, Officer.
440
00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:34,483
- Classy guy.
- Classy guy.
441
00:35:58,181 --> 00:36:01,183
Did you see that? They went
right through our roadblock.
442
00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:03,973
You sombitches couldn't
close an umbrella.
443
00:36:33,927 --> 00:36:38,425
You know somethin', Sheriff? If J.W.
don't get out of my way, I'll pass him.
444
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,173
Where? In the woods?
445
00:36:41,353 --> 00:36:46,098
I don't care if your daddy is the mayor.
You wreck this car, it'll come outta your pay.
446
00:36:46,859 --> 00:36:50,357
- Yeah, but he's gettin' away.
- Son, he's not goin' anywhere.
447
00:36:50,529 --> 00:36:53,898
The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled
for the past six months.
448
00:37:00,081 --> 00:37:02,323
(BANDIT)That's not good.
449
00:37:07,297 --> 00:37:09,671
It would be better with a whole bridge.
450
00:37:10,844 --> 00:37:13,250
(BANDIT) And that's worse.
451
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:20,644
- Why don't you drop me off? I'll catch a cab.
- Too late now.
452
00:37:32,949 --> 00:37:34,824
We did it! We did it!
453
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,956
See? I didn't wreck it, Sheriff.
454
00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,963
We jumped over that bridge!
455
00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:55,973
- Did you see what we did?
- Yes, I did.
456
00:37:56,140 --> 00:38:00,056
I wanna jump something else! I wanna
jump a house! I wanna jump something!
457
00:38:00,229 --> 00:38:02,223
Well, jump me.
458
00:38:04,525 --> 00:38:09,234
- Honest to God, it wasn't my fault! I stopped!
- Yeah, right.
459
00:38:09,405 --> 00:38:12,988
Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
460
00:38:13,909 --> 00:38:17,161
I am Sheriff Branford.
461
00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:22,704
Oh, hey...
For some reason or another,
462
00:38:22,879 --> 00:38:27,292
you sounded a little taller on radio.
463
00:38:32,055 --> 00:38:36,349
What the hell is
the world comin' to?
464
00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:47,944
(MAN ON CB) Sounds good to me,
Tower of Power. Listen, buddy...
465
00:38:48,115 --> 00:38:50,569
- What channel we on?
- What?
466
00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:54,740
- What channel are we on?
- 11.
467
00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:57,372
Snowman, are you out there?
468
00:38:57,541 --> 00:39:01,953
I'm doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'.
What are y'all doing, he'n' and she'n'?
469
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:04,881
- Come back.
- Oh, we were playin' a little bridge.
470
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:10,007
- How we been doin'?
- We're losin' minutes, son.
471
00:39:10,179 --> 00:39:15,638
If you don't get up here and run me some
interference, we ain't never gonna make it.
472
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:20,639
I'll drop the dolly off at a choke-and-puke,
and then I'll get right back on the job.
473
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:23,817
All right.
10-4 on that choke-and-puke.
474
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:26,821
- Oh, by the way, Bandit...
- Yeah, guy?
475
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:30,607
How 'bout bringin' me a hamburger for Fred?
I'm beginnin' to worry about him.
476
00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:33,703
- He's lookin' a little thin in the skin.
- You got 'em.
477
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:37,537
- Choke-and-puke.
- Choke-and-puke.
478
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:41,375
- That's where I'll get off?
- Right.
479
00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:46,959
You oughta give up smokin'.
That's bad for your health.
480
00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:50,221
But I enjoy it so much.
481
00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:11,153
I guess you can get
your ticket over there.
482
00:40:11,579 --> 00:40:13,703
- You got enough money?
- Yeah.
483
00:40:13,873 --> 00:40:17,873
I have enough to get to Jersey,
walk the rest of the way.
484
00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:25,006
- Hey, thanks.
- Oh, it was nothing.
485
00:40:26,387 --> 00:40:29,389
- I'll see you around.
- Yeah.
486
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,849
Frog?
487
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,683
You gonna be all right?
488
00:40:44,281 --> 00:40:48,279
Yeah...I'm always all right.
489
00:41:00,841 --> 00:41:04,885
Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers
to go and a glass of iced tea?
490
00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:15,934
How much I owe ya, ma'am?
491
00:41:16,108 --> 00:41:18,563
- A dollar and a half.
- Keep the change.
492
00:41:18,735 --> 00:41:23,113
(USTICE) Just keep your eye out
for that Mr Bandit bastard!
493
00:41:25,492 --> 00:41:31,614
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper.
Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.
494
00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:34,495
- You want somethin'?
- A hush puppy, Daddy.
495
00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:39,961
We got no time for that crap!
Dumb sombitch!
496
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:44,219
- Diablo and Doc.
- Thank you, nice lady.
497
00:41:44,387 --> 00:41:48,515
- You must be in a hell of a hurry, Sheriff?
- You bet your ass on that, boy.
498
00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:53,761
Oh, you got a little mess there.
Let me help you get that off there...
499
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:57,309
- Yeah, yeah. Much obliged.
- Yeah.
500
00:41:57,487 --> 00:42:00,402
Who ya chasin'?
Somebody chasin' you?
501
00:42:00,571 --> 00:42:02,281
Nobody chasin' me, boy.
502
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:07,905
I been chasin' a goddamn maniac
all the way from Texarkana, Texas.
503
00:42:08,081 --> 00:42:11,202
Really?
What is he, a bank robber?
504
00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,998
Bank robber?
505
00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:19,213
Bank robbin' is baby shit
alongside of what this dude is doin'.
506
00:42:20,386 --> 00:42:22,544
Almost killed 20 law officers.
507
00:42:22,721 --> 00:42:26,589
Drivin' through people's backyards,
knockin' down mailboxes.
508
00:42:26,766 --> 00:42:30,219
He's got a broad in the car,
took her across the state line.
509
00:42:30,396 --> 00:42:32,684
That's the Mann Act.
510
00:42:32,857 --> 00:42:36,192
I don't think he's got her permission,
and that's kidnapping.
511
00:42:36,361 --> 00:42:39,196
- How's that for high jinks?
- Yeah.
512
00:42:39,363 --> 00:42:41,405
(BURPS)
513
00:42:41,574 --> 00:42:44,031
- What I owe?
- Oh, let me pay for it.
514
00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:47,619
- You're an officer of the law. I'd be honoured.
- Much obliged.
515
00:42:47,789 --> 00:42:51,289
- Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt.
- Right back there. Just used it.
516
00:42:54,588 --> 00:42:56,628
(ENGINE REVVING)
517
00:42:56,799 --> 00:42:59,966
Hey! Hey!
What are you doin' in my car?
518
00:43:00,137 --> 00:43:02,758
- You're goin' the wrong way!
- Oh.
519
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:05,222
- Hang on!
- What the hell are ya doin'?
520
00:43:05,392 --> 00:43:08,477
- Sheriff Justice is in there!
- I know! I know!
521
00:43:16,362 --> 00:43:18,984
- Thank you, nice lady.
- Sure thing.
522
00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:26,698
Yoo-hoo! Sheriff!
523
00:43:31,419 --> 00:43:33,213
Oh, boy.
524
00:43:35,425 --> 00:43:37,831
Nice ass.
525
00:43:45,101 --> 00:43:47,723
I didn't want to be dumped
at any old truck stop.
526
00:43:47,896 --> 00:43:51,977
- I wanted to stay with you.
- Well, why didn't you ask?
527
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:56,149
You might've said no, and I have
a hard time handling rejections.
528
00:44:12,004 --> 00:44:15,540
(TYRES SCREECH)
529
00:44:25,354 --> 00:44:27,429
(GARAGE BELL RINGS)
530
00:44:31,361 --> 00:44:33,602
(GARAGE BELL RINGS)
531
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:42,155
We're gainin' on 'em.
532
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:45,947
I think it'd be a good idea
if we changed places, don't you?
533
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:49,957
You be a passenger for a while now.
Up, up... I'll just slide right...
534
00:44:50,131 --> 00:44:53,132
- Oh, you got my hair.
- Sorry. I'll slide right under.
535
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:56,467
- Ooh, I don't know. Wait. Wait. Wait!
- I got it. I got it!
536
00:44:56,636 --> 00:44:58,013
- Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute!
537
00:44:58,181 --> 00:45:00,637
Hold it! I'm stuck here.
This is not workin'.
538
00:45:00,808 --> 00:45:04,937
- I got my foot on the...
- Goddamn it! I seen it in the movies!
539
00:45:14,989 --> 00:45:17,611
Oh, my God!
540
00:45:18,244 --> 00:45:22,112
(USTICE) Duck, or you're gonna
be talkin' outta your ass!
541
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,460
- Daddy, the top came off.
- No shit (?)
542
00:45:40,977 --> 00:45:43,514
Snowman! How are your vocal cords?
543
00:45:43,688 --> 00:45:48,350
Well, my vocal cords are fine.
I'm a little worried about Fred now.
544
00:45:48,526 --> 00:45:53,901
He's been gnawing everything, barkin' and
screamin'. He's turned into a stalk of bananas.
545
00:45:54,074 --> 00:45:57,988
- What's your 20?
- About 16 miles this side of Mississippi.
546
00:45:58,161 --> 00:46:02,160
Whoa, hold it. I just passed
another Kojak with a Kodak.
547
00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:06,413
This place is crawlin' with bears.
Where the hell are you? Come back.
548
00:46:06,587 --> 00:46:11,795
I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas County
mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants.
549
00:46:11,968 --> 00:46:16,845
You know what he wants. How would you like
to be the dude that handcuffs a legend?
550
00:46:17,016 --> 00:46:22,223
Give me five minutes, we'll put some moves
on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss.
551
00:46:22,395 --> 00:46:25,648
You'd better hurry, or we can just kiss
that money goodbye. Understand?
552
00:46:25,818 --> 00:46:28,141
I read you loud and clear. 10-4.
553
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,268
You got the one Snowman.
I'm eastbound and down.
554
00:46:32,449 --> 00:46:35,237
We gone, killer.
555
00:46:45,879 --> 00:46:49,168
That's the way I wanna go out.
Hey, man, watch it!
556
00:46:49,343 --> 00:46:51,419
(HORN BLARES)
557
00:46:52,596 --> 00:46:55,798
- What the hell was that?
- A left, or half a 'u'.
558
00:46:55,975 --> 00:46:58,597
Well, please don't do it anymore.
559
00:47:01,063 --> 00:47:05,108
Hey, you know who that was?
Check this out.
560
00:47:05,277 --> 00:47:07,814
Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber.
561
00:47:07,988 --> 00:47:12,944
Put the pedal to the metal, and we'll hold
this county mountie as long as we can.
562
00:47:13,118 --> 00:47:15,692
- Well, go, girl, go!
- I'm goin'! I'm goin'!
563
00:47:15,872 --> 00:47:18,908
I've got the metal to the pedal,
and the thing to the floor...
564
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,356
Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
565
00:47:49,532 --> 00:47:52,238
If they had cremated the son of a bitch,
566
00:47:52,409 --> 00:47:57,617
I could've been kickin' that Mr Bandit's
ass around the moon by now.
567
00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:15,383
Hold my hat!
568
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,930
- My hat blew off, Daddy.
- I hope your goddamn head was in it.
569
00:48:22,318 --> 00:48:24,892
- OK. We're gonna switch.
- OK.
570
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:29,068
I'm comin' over underneath you.
You just slide right on over.
571
00:48:29,326 --> 00:48:31,816
I think I'm in love with your belt buckle.
572
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,251
Close. Colourful, but close.
573
00:48:49,513 --> 00:48:52,598
I like this seat better anyway.
574
00:48:52,768 --> 00:48:55,341
Yes, have a smoke. It seems to help.
575
00:48:56,271 --> 00:48:58,179
Come on, defence!
576
00:48:59,776 --> 00:49:01,435
Come on, Billy Ray, get tough!
577
00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:04,944
You know, I wanted to be
a high-fashion model once.
578
00:49:05,113 --> 00:49:10,240
But, hell, how long can you
model clothes for 8-year-olds? Boys.
579
00:49:10,412 --> 00:49:14,491
Besides that, my cheeks were too fat.
These cheeks, these.
580
00:49:16,252 --> 00:49:18,741
Aarghhh!
581
00:49:19,671 --> 00:49:23,041
- Oh, my goodness, we're airborne here.
- Jesus Christ!
582
00:49:23,217 --> 00:49:27,844
- Oh, look, a football game!
- There's kids! For Christ's sake, watch out!
583
00:49:28,014 --> 00:49:31,713
- Don't hit the kids!
- Get your hands off my wheel!
584
00:49:31,892 --> 00:49:34,431
Lean to the left, lean to the right...
585
00:49:45,365 --> 00:49:50,029
Stand up there and see if you can see
where the hell they went.
586
00:49:50,705 --> 00:49:55,165
- Can you see anything?
- It's a football game. Can we watch, Daddy?
587
00:49:55,334 --> 00:49:58,835
- You stay and watch. I'm goin' back!
- But, Daddy...
588
00:50:05,263 --> 00:50:09,212
# Bandit, you're reckless
and you live much too hard #
589
00:50:09,392 --> 00:50:12,142
Oughta be in Nashville.
590
00:50:12,311 --> 00:50:15,847
(BANDIT) Snowman, are ya out there, son?
What's your 20? Where are you?
591
00:50:16,984 --> 00:50:21,110
I'm at mile marker 85. Come back.
592
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,197
Son-of-a-gun! So am I!
593
00:50:27,536 --> 00:50:31,949
Well, damned if ya ain't.
Damned if ya ain't.
594
00:50:51,854 --> 00:50:54,061
Cledus... This is Frog.
595
00:50:54,232 --> 00:50:56,984
Hello, Frog. I want you
to meet Fred, Frog.
596
00:50:57,151 --> 00:51:00,650
- This is for Fred.
- Frog, feed Fred.
597
00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:03,360
What's wrong with you? You were gonna
dump the chick at the truck stop.
598
00:51:03,534 --> 00:51:07,662
- I ran into complications.
- You always run into complications.
599
00:51:07,830 --> 00:51:10,997
Always the same, some chick.
We ain't doin' good time.
600
00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:14,702
- What are we yappin' for?
- It's the chick.
601
00:51:17,424 --> 00:51:20,590
- Switch down to the next channel, right?
- Yeah.
602
00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:24,847
(WHISPERING)
Hey, Bandit? Nice ass.
603
00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:27,423
- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks a lot.
604
00:51:36,986 --> 00:51:41,648
All right, Fred. Come on.
Let's go, boy. Come on.
605
00:51:41,824 --> 00:51:44,150
Fred, I'm tired of pickin' you up... Fred!
606
00:51:47,915 --> 00:51:51,830
- Did Cledus call you a legend?
- Uh-huh.
607
00:51:52,670 --> 00:51:57,746
- Why?
- Well, I used to do some crazy things.
608
00:51:57,925 --> 00:51:59,883
- I used to.
- Oh.
609
00:52:03,681 --> 00:52:05,139
So did I.
610
00:52:05,308 --> 00:52:10,349
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
611
00:52:10,523 --> 00:52:13,097
One, two...I'm a gypsy...four.
612
00:52:13,275 --> 00:52:17,854
That's someone who goes from chorus line
to chorus line...six, seven, eight.
613
00:52:19,909 --> 00:52:24,652
- You know, I was on Broadway once.
- Really?
614
00:52:24,831 --> 00:52:27,535
- For almost 12 minutes.
- Oh.
615
00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:30,247
The show closed the first night.
616
00:52:30,419 --> 00:52:36,292
But, God, I was so good. You shoulda
seen me. You'd have loved me.
617
00:52:42,515 --> 00:52:46,464
What do you do? Straight.
618
00:52:50,356 --> 00:52:55,896
I just go from place to place
and...do what I do best.
619
00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:59,865
- What's that?
- Show off.
620
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:07,164
Yeah. You do do that well.
621
00:53:10,462 --> 00:53:12,455
You do.
622
00:53:13,674 --> 00:53:16,628
So do I.
Five, six, seven, eight.
623
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:20,669
- For almost 12 minutes.
- Oh, shut up!
624
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:27,812
Come here, Fred. Come here, boy.
Fred, don't you make me come after you.
625
00:53:28,565 --> 00:53:32,265
Get over here, Fred! Come here.
626
00:53:32,445 --> 00:53:37,321
I'm in a hurry, and you want to swim.
You're drivin' me crazy, Fred.
627
00:53:39,370 --> 00:53:41,196
(FRED WHIMPERS)
628
00:53:41,371 --> 00:53:47,457
What is the matter with you, Fred?
That's it for you and the truck drivin'!
629
00:53:55,929 --> 00:53:59,344
Look, I've got to go 10-100.
Could I have a dime?
630
00:53:59,515 --> 00:54:03,217
- Crawl under.
- Terrific.
631
00:54:03,395 --> 00:54:05,851
''Crawl under.''
632
00:54:12,697 --> 00:54:16,646
- TransAm! What's your pleasure?
- Fill it up, my man.
633
00:54:17,992 --> 00:54:20,319
Gimme that talker.
634
00:54:23,082 --> 00:54:25,918
Hello? Mr Bandit?
635
00:54:26,962 --> 00:54:29,879
Would you just happen
to be listenin' out there?
636
00:54:30,048 --> 00:54:31,792
Can you hear me, boy?
637
00:54:34,135 --> 00:54:36,593
This is the Bandit.
Who've I got at that end?
638
00:54:37,348 --> 00:54:40,681
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
of Texas.
639
00:54:40,850 --> 00:54:44,268
Well, hot damn.
Welcome to Mississippi, Sheriff.
640
00:54:44,439 --> 00:54:46,062
Thank you, Mr Bandit.
641
00:54:46,232 --> 00:54:50,895
And I got a big welcome waitin' for you
when I get you back home,
642
00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:52,862
you sombitch!
643
00:54:53,032 --> 00:54:55,070
Don't you cuss
on this here radio.
644
00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:59,952
I apologise to all the friendly folk
who are listenin'.
645
00:55:00,123 --> 00:55:04,667
Now hear this, you tick turd:
I'm gonna get you.
646
00:55:04,836 --> 00:55:09,712
I didn't come all the way this far
to go home with empty pockets.
647
00:55:09,884 --> 00:55:13,334
I been meanin' to ask you that.
How come you're followin' me?
648
00:55:13,512 --> 00:55:17,131
I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr Bandit.
649
00:55:17,308 --> 00:55:21,804
You see, when I get you back home,
650
00:55:21,979 --> 00:55:25,848
I'm gonna find the tallest tree
in the country,
651
00:55:26,024 --> 00:55:30,733
and then I'm gonna hang you from it.
652
00:55:30,905 --> 00:55:33,444
- Sheriff?
- I'm listenin'.
653
00:55:33,618 --> 00:55:36,404
Do the letters F.O.
mean anything to you?
654
00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:42,698
Smart aleck.
655
00:55:44,796 --> 00:55:47,121
You keep this one for yourself.
656
00:55:47,298 --> 00:55:52,091
- Have a smooth ride, Mr Bandit.
- Thank you, partner.
657
00:55:56,601 --> 00:55:58,343
Oof!
658
00:56:03,107 --> 00:56:04,816
Snowman, I'm right beside you.
659
00:56:04,985 --> 00:56:08,022
Looks like we got a clear shot
all the way to the 'Bama state line.
660
00:56:08,196 --> 00:56:12,904
(CLEDUS) Oh, a clear shot?
I'm gonna believe that when I see it.
661
00:56:13,077 --> 00:56:17,904
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
puttin' out an all-point advisory.
662
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,124
That black TransAm is now
headed toward Alabama.
663
00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:26,584
What happened, Daddy?
664
00:56:26,757 --> 00:56:29,843
Get back in the goddamn car.
665
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:37,971
You know who I feel has revolutionised
the American musical theatre?
666
00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:41,099
- Stephen Sondheim.
- Yeah?
667
00:56:41,274 --> 00:56:43,942
- Who's that?
- Stephen Sondheim?
668
00:56:44,110 --> 00:56:47,028
- Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff?
- Yeah.
669
00:56:47,196 --> 00:56:50,363
- He ever do anything with Brenda Lee?
- Does she dance?
670
00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:54,366
- She spins. She's a little spinner.
- Oh, they were a good group.
671
00:56:54,538 --> 00:56:56,530
- The Spinners were good. Yeah.
- Yeah.
672
00:56:56,707 --> 00:56:58,914
(FROG)
Have you ever been in any plays?
673
00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:02,868
Holy shit. We got
a lot of company up there.
674
00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:05,087
A lot of company.
675
00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:08,590
- Sarge, here he comes.
- Yeah, I got eyes.
676
00:57:08,761 --> 00:57:10,423
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
677
00:57:13,808 --> 00:57:16,263
(ENGINE IDLES)
678
00:57:20,733 --> 00:57:24,599
- Are you ready, Roy?
- I was born ready.
679
00:57:24,777 --> 00:57:26,855
Don't just stand there. Go get him!
680
00:57:27,032 --> 00:57:31,574
- Drives pretty good, don't he, Sarge?
- We'll see about that.
681
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,917
(SIREN WAILS)
682
00:57:49,679 --> 00:57:53,550
- Sarge, you OK?
- You see me movin', don't ya?
683
00:58:13,998 --> 00:58:18,495
- Wanna do a little pond hopping, Frog?
- Uh... Swell.
684
00:58:41,821 --> 00:58:45,236
(SIREN CONTINUES)
685
00:58:48,453 --> 00:58:50,824
(SIREN STOPS)
686
00:59:28,538 --> 00:59:31,453
Now, I know you're
in a little distress here,
687
00:59:31,623 --> 00:59:34,578
but did you see
a black TransAm go by?
688
00:59:34,753 --> 00:59:37,837
He caused all of this, the Bandit.
Ain't he somethin'?
689
00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:42,633
The Bandit ain't nothin'.
He's a mental case.
690
00:59:47,935 --> 00:59:50,056
Good shit!
691
00:59:51,145 --> 00:59:53,814
Banzai!
692
00:59:57,653 --> 01:00:00,357
I saw that, you sombitch!
693
01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:02,607
You did that on purpose!
694
01:00:02,784 --> 01:00:05,155
You're goin' away till you're grey!
695
01:00:05,326 --> 01:00:07,865
I got the evidence!
Put the evidence in the car.
696
01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:11,823
- But, Daddy...
- Put the evidence in the car!
697
01:00:12,002 --> 01:00:17,078
I'm gonna barbecue
your ass in molasses!
698
01:00:23,513 --> 01:00:26,219
Put the evidence in the back.
699
01:00:33,857 --> 01:00:37,608
There's no way, no way...
700
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:41,527
that you could come from my loins.
701
01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:48,248
When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna
do is punch your mama in the mouth.
702
01:00:57,925 --> 01:01:01,675
I-I'll be with you
in a moment, young man.
703
01:01:01,846 --> 01:01:06,176
Bandit, honey, this is the Good
Witch of the North speakin'.
704
01:01:06,352 --> 01:01:08,889
You'd better not come this way.
705
01:01:09,063 --> 01:01:13,474
There's been a little
fender bender here on 64.
706
01:01:13,650 --> 01:01:17,186
- Snowman, you copy that?
- Yeah, I got a four on that.
707
01:01:17,362 --> 01:01:20,068
That'll work for me, 'cause I need to pull off,
708
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,863
suck up a little go-go juice
and put some groceries down my neck.
709
01:01:23,036 --> 01:01:24,661
Y'all be careful
and I'll catch ya later.
710
01:01:24,829 --> 01:01:29,078
- One Snowman. I'm playin' on the side.
- We'll be 10-10 on the side.
711
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,916
Lady, don't you know
you're supposed to signal?
712
01:01:33,088 --> 01:01:34,916
Oh? Really?
713
01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:50,311
# They call you the Bandit
714
01:01:50,482 --> 01:01:55,191
# An outlaw untamed
715
01:01:55,361 --> 01:02:00,025
# Shackled only by freedom
716
01:02:00,409 --> 01:02:03,078
# You wear no man's chain
717
01:02:03,245 --> 01:02:07,576
We got some time.
You wanna stretch your legs, Frog?
718
01:02:07,752 --> 01:02:10,207
# Some say they despise you
719
01:02:11,212 --> 01:02:16,171
# Well, maybe they do
720
01:02:16,343 --> 01:02:20,840
# But deep down inside them
721
01:02:21,015 --> 01:02:27,385
# I bet they wish they were you
722
01:02:42,998 --> 01:02:44,456
Fill her up, hoss.
723
01:02:44,624 --> 01:02:48,408
Come on, Frederick.
Come on, boy, my boy.
724
01:02:48,587 --> 01:02:51,921
Let's go get some
of Lamar's greasy spoon.
725
01:02:52,090 --> 01:02:56,006
I'm gonna put you
on a diet, Fred. Mercy.
726
01:02:58,013 --> 01:03:03,055
Come on, Fred. Come on, boy.
727
01:03:03,227 --> 01:03:05,435
Inside.
728
01:03:05,605 --> 01:03:07,762
Come on, boy.
729
01:03:07,941 --> 01:03:10,776
Lamar, surprise.
Look who's here.
730
01:03:10,945 --> 01:03:12,901
- I knew you was comin'.
- Hi, Snowman.
731
01:03:13,071 --> 01:03:16,072
What do you mean,
you knew I was comin'?
732
01:03:16,242 --> 01:03:21,199
(COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC
PLAYING)
733
01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:25,324
Lamar, you're rotten
to the core, you know that.
734
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,255
About as rotten as that food
you've been poisonin' me with...
735
01:03:28,421 --> 01:03:31,837
- How many do you want?
- I don't know. Fix the same thing.
736
01:03:32,008 --> 01:03:34,251
Just cook the onions this time.
737
01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:38,761
- How have you been, Sugar Bear?
- Pretty good. You, Snowman?
738
01:03:38,932 --> 01:03:41,803
Oh, pretty good,
considering the shape I'm in.
739
01:03:41,978 --> 01:03:46,639
Say hello to Waynette.
Looks like old Fred's gettin' fat.
740
01:03:46,816 --> 01:03:50,399
Yeah, tell me about it. It damn sure
ain't from eatin' the food at this joint.
741
01:03:50,572 --> 01:03:53,737
- Tell me about that.
- I know it.
742
01:03:53,908 --> 01:03:58,070
By the way, where did you get
all them warthogs back there?
743
01:03:58,244 --> 01:04:00,915
Damn if I know. They slid
in here a little while ago.
744
01:04:01,081 --> 01:04:03,832
I'm gonna slide on out.
Catch you later, Snowman.
745
01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:07,168
Yeah, why don't you just leave me?
746
01:04:07,337 --> 01:04:08,715
Yes, operator?
747
01:04:08,882 --> 01:04:12,796
This is a collect call
from Cledus Snow.
748
01:04:13,803 --> 01:04:17,338
No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No.
749
01:04:20,476 --> 01:04:22,385
Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'?
750
01:04:26,233 --> 01:04:29,068
- Could I ask you something?
- Sure.
751
01:04:31,365 --> 01:04:35,278
Do you think we have
anything in common?
752
01:04:35,451 --> 01:04:39,451
Besides being chased around
the country in that feckuckteh car?
753
01:04:39,624 --> 01:04:42,115
Yeah.
754
01:04:42,835 --> 01:04:44,874
Like what?
755
01:04:45,045 --> 01:04:48,334
Have you ever seen
the Broadway show Chorus Line?
756
01:04:48,508 --> 01:04:50,998
No.
757
01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:54,464
You like Elton John?
758
01:04:54,931 --> 01:04:56,676
No.
759
01:04:58,226 --> 01:05:01,595
- Do you know who Casey Tibbs is?
- Baseball player.
760
01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:06,185
- Close. Richard Petty?
- No.
761
01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:10,193
- Waylon Jennings? No.
- No.
762
01:05:12,202 --> 01:05:14,075
When you tell somebody somethin',
763
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,783
it depends on what part of
the United States you're standin' in...
764
01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,575
as to just how dumb you are.
765
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,629
Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way
of cutting through the bullshit.
766
01:05:27,801 --> 01:05:32,343
And you have a unique way with
the English language, Miss Frog.
767
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:40,559
# Bandit steals a lady's heart
768
01:05:40,732 --> 01:05:43,980
# With only a smile
769
01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:48,229
- Don't you take that hat off for anything?
- Sure.
770
01:05:48,406 --> 01:05:51,572
I take it off for one thing,
and one thing only.
771
01:05:51,743 --> 01:05:56,488
# And you live much too hard
772
01:05:56,665 --> 01:05:58,538
# Bandit, you're the joker
773
01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:03,039
- If we were lost on a desert island together...
- Yes?
774
01:06:03,214 --> 01:06:10,011
Do you think we'd get along
and talk and...things?
775
01:06:10,930 --> 01:06:13,088
Sure.
776
01:06:13,265 --> 01:06:15,176
Yeah, we'd get along.
777
01:06:15,352 --> 01:06:20,939
It'd never be boring, I can tell you that.
It would never be boring.
778
01:06:22,275 --> 01:06:25,692
Take your hat off.
779
01:06:26,864 --> 01:06:29,652
If you want to.
780
01:06:29,825 --> 01:06:35,117
# They call you the Bandit
781
01:06:35,290 --> 01:06:37,745
I want to.
782
01:06:40,962 --> 01:06:45,838
# They call you the Bandit
783
01:06:46,009 --> 01:06:50,339
# They call you the Bandit... #
784
01:07:01,276 --> 01:07:05,321
- No. Honey, we'll be home in a little while.
- Hey!
785
01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:08,776
Is this your goddamn mutt?
786
01:07:10,327 --> 01:07:13,991
Honey, I got...I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta go... Bye.
787
01:07:14,915 --> 01:07:19,329
- Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah.
- Well, he just bit me.
788
01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:22,874
- Fred! Come here, Fred.
- I said... He just bit me.
789
01:07:23,050 --> 01:07:25,589
- Put the son of a bitch out of his misery.
- Let's roast him.
790
01:07:25,761 --> 01:07:28,549
- That's not a bad idea.
- Eat him.
791
01:07:28,722 --> 01:07:33,600
I don't think Fred bit you, mister.
Fred absolutely don't like grease.
792
01:07:39,651 --> 01:07:43,600
Gearjammer, huh?
King of the road, huh?
793
01:07:49,328 --> 01:07:52,615
- It's time to get out.
- That's a big 10-4.
794
01:08:43,303 --> 01:08:46,421
How much do I owe you, Billy?
795
01:08:46,599 --> 01:08:50,513
- 73...84.
- Never mind, just keep the change.
796
01:08:50,686 --> 01:08:54,435
Sorry what happened, Snowman.
797
01:08:54,941 --> 01:08:57,941
It's OK, Lamar.
798
01:09:04,492 --> 01:09:07,243
(STARTS ENGINE)
799
01:09:24,931 --> 01:09:26,723
Far out.
800
01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:34,519
What the hell is this,
a drive-in movie?
801
01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,186
(HORN BLARES)
802
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,518
(HORN CONTINUES...)
803
01:09:38,695 --> 01:09:41,982
Get off of there, you schnauzer's tit!
804
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:44,732
(HORN CONTINUES)
805
01:09:46,998 --> 01:09:50,116
(AND CONTINUES...)
806
01:09:55,507 --> 01:09:58,543
(AND CONTINUES...)
807
01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,179
(HORN STOPS)
808
01:10:02,347 --> 01:10:07,305
- How do, Officer. My name's...
- I don't care if it's Broderick Crawford.
809
01:10:07,477 --> 01:10:11,607
Don't you know you can't drive
a piece of shit like that on the highway?
810
01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:15,439
I'll thank you not to use
that kind of language in my presence.
811
01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:19,479
Never mind that crap.
What the hell is this?
812
01:10:20,533 --> 01:10:23,451
- This is evidence.
- Evidence?
813
01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:28,745
I don't care what it is. You can't drive
this piece of shit on my highway.
814
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:31,670
I'm tellin' you for the last time.
815
01:10:31,838 --> 01:10:36,630
I have my young son in the car,
and I don't wanna hear that kinda language.
816
01:10:36,801 --> 01:10:41,878
- Look! I'm askin' you one single, goddamn...
- Hold it!
817
01:10:42,265 --> 01:10:44,637
Hold it!
818
01:10:44,810 --> 01:10:48,725
Don't you ever, ever
raise your voice to me!
819
01:10:48,897 --> 01:10:50,890
Do you know who you're talkin' to?
820
01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:54,185
I happen to be Buford T. Justice,
821
01:10:54,361 --> 01:10:58,193
a distinguished officer
of over 30 years' seniority!
822
01:10:58,366 --> 01:11:01,734
One of the most highly respected
law-enforcement agents...
823
01:11:01,911 --> 01:11:05,328
in the United States of America.
824
01:11:05,499 --> 01:11:10,576
That vehicle happens to be
evidence, valuable evidence,
825
01:11:10,753 --> 01:11:16,044
that's going to convict a maniac
that I've been tryin' to apprehend
826
01:11:16,219 --> 01:11:20,263
and that I have been
in high-speed pursuit of
827
01:11:20,430 --> 01:11:22,507
for 700 miles.
828
01:11:24,434 --> 01:11:28,600
He is wanted for the Mann Act,
kidnappin'
829
01:11:28,774 --> 01:11:33,981
and the attempted murder
of over 20 brother officers.
830
01:11:39,702 --> 01:11:44,578
Sir, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
831
01:11:45,710 --> 01:11:50,999
It never occurred to me... Well, please, sir,
you proceed immediately, and...
832
01:11:51,172 --> 01:11:53,925
I hope you'll accept my apologies
for my profanity.
833
01:11:55,260 --> 01:12:01,134
Apology accepted.
Now...(HORN DROWNS WORDS)
834
01:12:09,193 --> 01:12:12,395
How about you, Bandit?
You copy this Snowman? Come on.
835
01:12:12,571 --> 01:12:14,693
I got ya, son. Come on back.
836
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:19,361
You ain't gonna believe this,
but I just did my imitation of Joe Palooka.
837
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:22,702
I went a few rounds with some dudes
at this eat-'em-up joint.
838
01:12:22,873 --> 01:12:27,452
Oh, I believe anything you tell me.
How'd ya do, same as always?
839
01:12:27,629 --> 01:12:31,128
Yeah, about normal. I lost.
840
01:12:31,299 --> 01:12:37,255
We also lost a lot of valuable time.
We gonna really have to cook.
841
01:12:37,432 --> 01:12:41,725
- Is that a 10-4?
- That's a big 10-4.
842
01:12:52,071 --> 01:12:56,284
Actually, my heaviest relationship
was with an acid-rock singer...
843
01:12:56,451 --> 01:12:58,112
named Robert Crumly.
844
01:12:58,287 --> 01:13:03,957
We were together...eight and a half days.
God, I really thought that was it.
845
01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:05,585
And?
846
01:13:05,755 --> 01:13:09,039
One day I came home
and found him in the shower...
847
01:13:09,215 --> 01:13:12,132
...with a girl...
and her mother!
848
01:13:12,301 --> 01:13:15,967
Well, at least
he kept it in the family.
849
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:26,768
You have a wonderful way
of putting things.
850
01:13:26,942 --> 01:13:30,027
- So did he.
- Oh, yes.
851
01:13:34,242 --> 01:13:37,492
Breaker one-nine.
This is the Bandit.
852
01:13:37,661 --> 01:13:40,949
I'm lookin' for a west-bounder
on highway 85.
853
01:13:41,124 --> 01:13:43,412
I need a smokey report,
and I need it bad, son.
854
01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:47,453
This is Foxy Lady, Bandit.
We heard you were comin' by,
855
01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:50,336
and we decided we'd take care
of those bears for you.
856
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:55,588
- You know, a little ''personalised service''.
- Send me the bill, Foxy Lady.
857
01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:59,099
Better yet, why don't you
come by and pay up in person?
858
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:04,227
I'll catch you on the flip side, darlin'.
I'm too pooped to pop.
859
01:14:04,401 --> 01:14:06,108
- Daddy, listen.
- Shut up!
860
01:14:06,276 --> 01:14:08,269
But I'm just ahead of you.
861
01:14:08,488 --> 01:14:11,275
I'm at mile marker 86.
Come on by, Bandit.
862
01:14:11,449 --> 01:14:13,441
All right, you talked me into it.
863
01:14:13,619 --> 01:14:17,995
Now I got that sombitch,
and I got him with his fly open.
864
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:24,544
- What do we do when we get home?
- Go to bed. For a week.
865
01:14:24,712 --> 01:14:26,919
Good idea.
866
01:14:27,090 --> 01:14:31,339
- And sleep.
- Wanna bet?
867
01:14:32,557 --> 01:14:35,722
Orville, you seen that new waitress
at the diner, Arlene?
868
01:14:35,893 --> 01:14:39,676
- She's got some nice legs.
- I'd like to take a run on her.
869
01:14:39,854 --> 01:14:42,392
- Oh, man, what are you talkin' about?
- I'm tellin' ya.
870
01:14:42,566 --> 01:14:46,979
Let me tell you somethin' about that.
She makes herself...
871
01:14:48,406 --> 01:14:51,906
- Feel lucky?
- Let's get him.
872
01:14:55,454 --> 01:14:58,658
This is car four.
We're in pursuit of the black TransAm.
873
01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:01,456
It's the Bandit.
874
01:15:09,595 --> 01:15:13,427
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
875
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,886
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
876
01:15:17,062 --> 01:15:21,011
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
877
01:15:21,191 --> 01:15:24,810
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
878
01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:26,730
Oh, shit.
879
01:15:32,452 --> 01:15:34,577
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
880
01:15:35,457 --> 01:15:38,328
I see a portable gas station
ahead of me. Do you copy?
881
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:43,626
Is this Bandit? This is Mr B., gearjammin'
this rollin' refinery. You got a smokey?
882
01:15:43,798 --> 01:15:48,260
This is the Bandit, son. Can we
slide right into your convoy there?
883
01:15:48,429 --> 01:15:53,850
Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into
the rockin' chair, play a little hide-and-seek.
884
01:15:54,018 --> 01:15:57,602
The welcome mat is out,
and you're comin' home.
885
01:15:57,774 --> 01:15:59,766
10-4.
886
01:16:00,983 --> 01:16:03,392
- We're going in the rocking chair, honey.
- Good.
887
01:16:08,534 --> 01:16:12,827
Trucks, I love 'em. I love 'em.
888
01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:20,501
This is not a convoy.
This is a dream.
889
01:16:29,472 --> 01:16:32,594
- They can see right down into this car!
- Well, so what?
890
01:16:32,768 --> 01:16:36,469
That's why I used to love to drive
those trucks, darlin'. Spot those beavers.
891
01:16:41,027 --> 01:16:44,727
- Safe as in your mother's womb, darlin'.
- Is that right?
892
01:16:44,906 --> 01:16:46,780
# Son, never mind them brakes
893
01:16:46,952 --> 01:16:50,699
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
894
01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:54,537
# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
895
01:16:54,709 --> 01:16:58,873
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
896
01:16:59,046 --> 01:17:02,795
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
897
01:17:02,968 --> 01:17:06,172
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
898
01:17:06,347 --> 01:17:10,591
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
899
01:17:10,767 --> 01:17:14,848
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
900
01:17:30,538 --> 01:17:34,787
# Old Smokey's got them ears on
he's hot on your trail
901
01:17:34,961 --> 01:17:38,081
# He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
902
01:17:38,255 --> 01:17:40,083
# So you gotta dodge him
you gotta duck him
903
01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:42,381
# You gotta keep
that diesel truckin'
904
01:17:42,552 --> 01:17:47,511
# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell #
905
01:17:50,018 --> 01:17:52,641
Thank you, Mr B.
I don't know how to thank ya.
906
01:17:52,814 --> 01:17:55,434
You can thank me
by not gettin' caught.
907
01:17:55,608 --> 01:17:58,609
Have a good day and a better one
tomorrow, good buddy.
908
01:17:58,777 --> 01:18:01,613
Hey, Bandit,
this is Little Beaver.
909
01:18:01,781 --> 01:18:05,565
Put your foot on the floor.
We got your back door, and I'm clear.
910
01:18:05,743 --> 01:18:10,038
That's a 10-4.
Snowman, you got your ears on, son?
911
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,373
You've got him, you lucky devil.
912
01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:15,453
You're about to come up on a convoy.
913
01:18:15,629 --> 01:18:18,299
Keep your rubber band
stretched real tight.
914
01:18:18,467 --> 01:18:23,093
10-4, 10-4.
I'm bringin' it, son. I'm clear.
915
01:18:24,681 --> 01:18:28,265
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
916
01:18:28,435 --> 01:18:32,054
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
917
01:18:32,230 --> 01:18:36,310
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
918
01:18:36,484 --> 01:18:40,150
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
919
01:18:40,322 --> 01:18:43,989
# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
920
01:18:44,161 --> 01:18:47,777
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
921
01:18:47,955 --> 01:18:52,001
# The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
922
01:18:52,169 --> 01:18:56,297
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
923
01:18:56,464 --> 01:19:00,298
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
924
01:19:00,470 --> 01:19:03,554
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
925
01:19:03,723 --> 01:19:07,970
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
926
01:19:08,145 --> 01:19:10,979
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #
927
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:16,225
I don't care if you're the Governor of Texas.
You're makin' a big mistake.
928
01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:23,493
Read him his rights, Junior.
929
01:19:23,662 --> 01:19:25,454
You have the right to remain silent.
930
01:19:25,621 --> 01:19:29,666
Anything you say may be held
against you in a court of law. And...
931
01:19:29,835 --> 01:19:32,243
What's all this about?
932
01:19:32,503 --> 01:19:36,668
Oh, hello, Officer!
Glad you're here to assist me.
933
01:19:36,842 --> 01:19:39,512
My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
934
01:19:39,679 --> 01:19:42,763
I have just apprehended the Bandit.
935
01:19:42,931 --> 01:19:46,349
No, sir. You just apprehended my captain.
936
01:19:50,065 --> 01:19:52,817
- Take the cuffs off, Junior.
- But, Daddy, we just...
937
01:19:52,984 --> 01:19:56,650
Take the cuffs off, you moose twit.
938
01:20:01,952 --> 01:20:07,907
May I express my feelings
about inconveniencing you...
939
01:20:08,084 --> 01:20:11,335
But if you gonna hang out
in these kinda joints...
940
01:20:11,504 --> 01:20:14,506
wear a badge on your didie.
941
01:20:26,687 --> 01:20:28,930
(SIREN WAILS)
942
01:20:29,107 --> 01:20:30,813
(WHISTLES TUNE)
943
01:20:34,904 --> 01:20:37,362
Oh, no.
944
01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:39,822
Hey, Bandit. Listen to this.
945
01:20:39,994 --> 01:20:41,238
(SIREN)
946
01:20:41,412 --> 01:20:44,330
You know who that is?
That's Mr Evel Knievel.
947
01:20:44,499 --> 01:20:46,954
He snuck in my back door
when I wasn't lookin'.
948
01:20:47,127 --> 01:20:50,128
Give me a hand, or we gonna be
in a heap of trouble.
949
01:20:50,297 --> 01:20:54,591
- Please roger that transmission.
- Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry.
950
01:21:06,773 --> 01:21:08,729
- Howdy, Officer.
- How ya doin'?
951
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:14,854
Give me your licence and manifest, boy.
You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour?
952
01:21:15,031 --> 01:21:17,322
- I was doin' 96...
- You're damn right, you was.
953
01:21:17,493 --> 01:21:19,616
I didn't know this truck could do 96.
954
01:21:19,787 --> 01:21:23,571
The judge gets to you, he's gonna
turn you every way but loose.
955
01:21:23,749 --> 01:21:27,368
It's time you truckers learn
these roads don't belong to you.
956
01:21:31,299 --> 01:21:32,674
(WHISTLES)
957
01:21:35,471 --> 01:21:38,804
You be careful, you hear?
958
01:21:42,603 --> 01:21:44,975
(SIREN)
959
01:21:49,361 --> 01:21:51,353
(SIREN)
960
01:21:58,536 --> 01:22:03,164
- Whoa. Want a little piece of advice, Bandit?
- Yeah. Lay it on me, son.
961
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:08,576
Don't take your foot off of that hammer.
Them bears'll pour over you like maple syrup.
962
01:22:44,669 --> 01:22:46,462
- You all right?
- Yeah.
963
01:22:46,631 --> 01:22:51,091
- Don't you know this ain't Saturday?
- Thanks a lot.
964
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:28,626
We don't need assistance.
I've got him in my sights.
965
01:23:35,225 --> 01:23:38,640
Headquarters, disregard
my last transmission.
966
01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:05,996
(SIREN SLOWS...AND STOPS)
967
01:24:07,968 --> 01:24:12,297
Son...you reckon you can
let me off at the next exit?
968
01:24:13,224 --> 01:24:15,466
- Go get your daddy a beer.
- OK.
969
01:24:15,643 --> 01:24:18,051
...I understand every cop
in the state's after him.
970
01:24:18,230 --> 01:24:22,096
- Stay 10-10. I'll let you know.
- That's a big 10-4.
971
01:24:22,275 --> 01:24:25,027
Damn, he's been stirring up some trouble.
972
01:24:25,195 --> 01:24:28,031
(SIREN)
973
01:24:33,954 --> 01:24:36,659
Ooh, it's the Bandit!
974
01:24:52,641 --> 01:24:57,600
(WOMAN) I'm Hot To Trot. Just tell me how
I can help and I'm with ya, body and soul.
975
01:24:57,772 --> 01:25:01,058
- Channel clear.
- Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine.
976
01:25:01,235 --> 01:25:03,476
Is that Hot Pants Hilliard
yakkin' out there?
977
01:25:03,653 --> 01:25:06,655
- And who wants to know?
- This is the Bandit, darling.
978
01:25:06,824 --> 01:25:10,489
Well, where are you,
you bodied-up, smooth-talkin' thing?
979
01:25:10,661 --> 01:25:12,868
And how can I help?
Bring it back.
980
01:25:13,039 --> 01:25:15,957
You still workin' at that
choke-and-puke on West 85?
981
01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:19,659
Affirmative, affirmative.
I'm still dishin' it out.
982
01:25:20,212 --> 01:25:24,874
We'll come screamin' by in five minutes
with a herd of smokeys on our ass.
983
01:25:25,510 --> 01:25:28,131
How 'bout gettin' those pallies
of yours out there, block 'em off?
984
01:25:28,304 --> 01:25:31,306
Love to! But hey,
you're gonna owe me one.
985
01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:35,176
- I owe you a big one.
- That's a big 10-4.
986
01:25:35,354 --> 01:25:37,014
10-4.
987
01:25:38,859 --> 01:25:43,070
All right, gang, we're gonna go
for a big smokey red 22. Wahoo!
988
01:25:43,237 --> 01:25:45,028
- Ride with me?
- Yeah.
989
01:25:50,829 --> 01:25:55,991
- You sure we ain't gonna get in trouble?
- Nah. I've done it before.
990
01:26:05,721 --> 01:26:08,472
(SIRENS WAILING)
991
01:26:10,726 --> 01:26:14,676
- We're comin' at you, darlin'. Are you ready?
- Ready, willin' and able.
992
01:26:14,855 --> 01:26:18,936
''Ready and willing.'' Ha.
She always was.
993
01:26:22,196 --> 01:26:25,778
(HOT PANTS) OK, gang, be alert,
'cause here he comes.
994
01:26:25,950 --> 01:26:30,530
- Well, go ahead and answer.
- 10-4, Hot Pants. We copy.
995
01:26:30,705 --> 01:26:32,664
Let go of the button.
996
01:26:32,834 --> 01:26:36,167
(TYRES SCREECHING,
SIRENS WAILING)
997
01:26:47,348 --> 01:26:50,350
(HORNS BLARING)
998
01:27:15,170 --> 01:27:19,382
Paydirt. I just picked up
the Bandit eastbound on 95.
999
01:27:19,550 --> 01:27:21,128
All units converge.
1000
01:27:21,301 --> 01:27:24,755
I copy, Chopper One.
I'm on my way.
1001
01:27:37,820 --> 01:27:39,018
Heading for the fairgrounds!
1002
01:27:53,587 --> 01:27:57,287
(SIRENS CONTINUE)
1003
01:28:03,097 --> 01:28:07,094
This is car 12, Bobby Lee,
and I have him westbound on 75.
1004
01:28:10,021 --> 01:28:13,355
(RATTLING)
1005
01:28:19,198 --> 01:28:24,323
- Cledus, where the hell are we?
- Four miles to go, good buddy.
1006
01:28:25,830 --> 01:28:29,745
- Four miles. Goddamn it!
- Four miles...
1007
01:28:35,882 --> 01:28:39,418
Bo, did you count on this?
1008
01:28:39,595 --> 01:28:42,300
I mean, all of this?
1009
01:28:47,312 --> 01:28:50,228
No, I didn't, honey.
1010
01:28:54,402 --> 01:28:57,818
- Cledus?
- Talk to me, my boy.
1011
01:28:57,988 --> 01:29:01,525
Goddamn it, son,
we gave it our best shot.
1012
01:29:01,702 --> 01:29:05,746
I don't like this any more
than you do, but...
1013
01:29:05,914 --> 01:29:09,035
We ain't gonna make it, son.
We're gonna hang it up.
1014
01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:11,784
Whoa, negatory, negatory!
You crazy or somethin'?
1015
01:29:11,964 --> 01:29:16,506
We come this far, ain't we? When we say
we gonna do a job, we do a job!
1016
01:29:16,675 --> 01:29:19,679
It's me they're after. They don't
even know Cledus Snow exists.
1017
01:29:19,846 --> 01:29:24,805
Oh, they don't?
Well, I'll tell you what we gonna do.
1018
01:29:25,644 --> 01:29:28,979
We gonna introduce 'em to the boy.
So move over, good buddy,
1019
01:29:29,148 --> 01:29:34,059
'cause the Snowman is comin' through.
Hold on to your ass, Fred.
1020
01:29:39,910 --> 01:29:42,745
(TRUCK HORN BLARES)
1021
01:29:43,623 --> 01:29:45,579
Hot damn, we're gonna make it.
1022
01:29:54,051 --> 01:29:55,959
(TRUCK HORN)
1023
01:30:01,850 --> 01:30:04,057
(SIRENS STOP)
1024
01:30:04,228 --> 01:30:07,063
Move them vehicles.
We gotta get through!
1025
01:30:07,231 --> 01:30:09,641
Here they come!
1026
01:30:15,367 --> 01:30:17,856
(HORN BLARES)
1027
01:30:21,871 --> 01:30:23,664
(BARKING)
1028
01:30:25,793 --> 01:30:29,079
(HORNS BLARING)
1029
01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:44,721
(HORN BLARES, CROWD CHEERS)
1030
01:30:46,982 --> 01:30:50,685
Daddy, you're about to have
your evenin' ruined for you.
1031
01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:57,618
(HORN BLARING)
1032
01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:07,542
- OK.
- All right.
1033
01:31:07,714 --> 01:31:10,548
- We're in trouble.
- I know we're in trouble.
1034
01:31:10,716 --> 01:31:12,710
- What time is it?
- (ENOS) One minute after.
1035
01:31:12,886 --> 01:31:15,803
- Goddamn, we're 10 minutes early.
- We're in trouble!
1036
01:31:15,972 --> 01:31:18,594
We need a way out of here.
We need the money.
1037
01:31:18,768 --> 01:31:22,137
Here's my Cadillac. That'll leave me
with an even dozen. Good luck, son.
1038
01:31:22,313 --> 01:31:24,186
- Cledus, get the money.
- How 'bout the money?
1039
01:31:24,357 --> 01:31:26,729
- How 'bout double or nothin'?
- How 'bout forgettin' it?
1040
01:31:26,901 --> 01:31:28,442
What about double or nothin'?
1041
01:31:28,610 --> 01:31:31,980
You run up to Boston,
bring back some clam chowder.
1042
01:31:33,323 --> 01:31:35,068
- You're on.
- Uh, you're on.
1043
01:31:35,243 --> 01:31:39,027
- In 18 hours?
- You're still on.
1044
01:31:39,205 --> 01:31:42,955
Y-y-you're crazy!
And I'm divorced!
1045
01:31:43,126 --> 01:31:46,626
And you... Ain't half bad, is it?
1046
01:31:46,799 --> 01:31:49,752
(SIRENS APPROACH)
1047
01:32:04,441 --> 01:32:08,569
20 to one
I break the son of a bitch this time.
1048
01:32:09,155 --> 01:32:12,073
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1049
01:32:13,908 --> 01:32:15,985
Gimme 500 on the Bandit.
1050
01:32:22,919 --> 01:32:26,254
Apprehend that horse ass
for reckless drivin'!
1051
01:32:26,424 --> 01:32:31,334
- But, Daddy, he's...
- Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts!
1052
01:32:37,143 --> 01:32:41,603
(BANDIT)
Sheriff Buford T. Justice, please.
1053
01:32:41,773 --> 01:32:44,644
- Who there?
- This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
1054
01:32:45,402 --> 01:32:47,608
Where are you, you sombitch?
1055
01:32:47,821 --> 01:32:51,820
Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff,
there's just one thing I wanna say.
1056
01:32:51,993 --> 01:32:56,240
You must be part coon dog,
'cause I been chased by the best of 'em,
1057
01:32:56,414 --> 01:33:00,163
and son, you make 'em look
like they're all runnin' in slow motion.
1058
01:33:00,334 --> 01:33:04,748
- I just wanna say that.
- Well, thank you, Mr Bandit.
1059
01:33:04,922 --> 01:33:11,460
And as the pursuer, may I say you're
the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued.
1060
01:33:12,890 --> 01:33:15,560
Now that the mutual bullshit is over,
1061
01:33:15,727 --> 01:33:17,933
where are you, you sombitch?
1062
01:33:18,104 --> 01:33:22,979
I'm right down at the bottom of the hill.
I'm six-foot-eight, in a cowboy outfit.
1063
01:33:23,150 --> 01:33:26,734
I got a little pygmy standing beside me
dressed like me. You can't miss me.
1064
01:33:26,906 --> 01:33:28,981
10-4.
1065
01:33:31,745 --> 01:33:34,281
Wait a minute.
Scratch that. Hold it.
1066
01:33:34,455 --> 01:33:39,034
I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good
a man. Look over your left shoulder.
1067
01:33:43,381 --> 01:33:45,005
Oof.
1068
01:33:45,174 --> 01:33:49,838
We're on our way to Boston
to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye.
1069
01:33:50,681 --> 01:33:54,429
- No hard feelings, Junior!
- I'm not givin' up!
1070
01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:01,848
I'm never gonna give up!
I'll get you, you sombitch!
1071
01:34:02,025 --> 01:34:06,523
Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me!
Who's gonna hold your hat?
1072
01:34:06,698 --> 01:34:10,150
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1073
01:34:10,326 --> 01:34:13,578
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1074
01:34:13,748 --> 01:34:17,959
# We've got a long way to go
And a short time to get there
1075
01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:21,911
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1076
01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:26,040
# Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
1077
01:34:26,219 --> 01:34:29,634
# Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
1078
01:34:29,807 --> 01:34:33,805
# Those boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
1079
01:34:33,978 --> 01:34:37,893
# And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1080
01:34:38,066 --> 01:34:42,015
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1081
01:34:42,194 --> 01:34:45,529
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1082
01:34:45,698 --> 01:34:49,745
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1083
01:34:49,912 --> 01:34:54,123
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1084
01:35:09,808 --> 01:35:13,806
# Old Smokey's got them ears on
he's hot on your trail
1085
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:17,145
# He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
1086
01:35:17,315 --> 01:35:19,523
# So you got to dodge him
you got to duck him
1087
01:35:19,695 --> 01:35:21,568
# You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
1088
01:35:21,737 --> 01:35:25,783
# Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
1089
01:35:25,951 --> 01:35:29,949
# Eastbound and down
loaded up and truckin'
1090
01:35:30,122 --> 01:35:33,157
# We gonna do
what they say can't be done
1091
01:35:33,332 --> 01:35:37,711
# We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1092
01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:41,829
# I'm eastbound
Just watch ol' Bandit run #