1 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:52,585 "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THE DEATH OF CHARLIE WEI." 2 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,612 HEY, FRIEND. NOT BAD STYLE. 3 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,116 YOU SHOULD TAKE IT EASY. YOU LOOK DONE IN. 4 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:28,121 GUESS YOU MUST BE THE FOUR DOOR FIST CHAMPION, 5 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:30,123 A CHARLIE WEI ? 6 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,627 I'M CHARLIE WEI. YOUR NAME, IF YOU HAVE ONE. 7 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,130 SURE, IT'S THUNDERLEG. 8 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:43,136 I'VE HEARD OF HIS DEVIL'S KICK. OF COURSE, YEAH. 9 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:46,639 EVERYONE KNOWS IN THE KUNG-FU WORLD IT'S A METHOD THAT'S NEVER BEEN DEFEATED YET. 10 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,644 AND WON'T BE. 11 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,147 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD WARN YOU. 12 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:57,150 I'VE BEEN GIVEN GOOD MONEY TO KILL YOU. 13 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:00,653 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? SOMEONE'S PAID YOU TO KILL ME ? 14 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:03,656 I'LL GIVE YOU TWICE AS MUCH TO KILL HIM ! 15 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:07,660 YOU COULD, ONLY MY HONOR COMES FIRST. 16 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,164 YOU MUST REALIZE I'M PAID TO KILL. THE CONTRACT'S SEALED. 17 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,167 SO YOU MUST DIE. DON'T BE SO SURE OF THAT, FOR CHARLIE WEI, 18 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,169 CHAMPION OF THE FOUR DOOR FIST, 19 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,171 HAS NEVER YET BEEN DEFEATED. 20 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:21,674 I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY... 21 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:24,177 AND SEND YOU TO HELL. 22 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,720 OHH ! 23 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,231 [ Groaning ] 24 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:39,252 HUP ! HUP ! HUP ! 25 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:42,755 [ All ] HEY ! HEY ! HO ! 26 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,757 [ Shouting ] 27 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,761 - PROFESSOR ? - HUH ? 28 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,266 WHAT IS IT, MASTER ? YOU'LL FINISH THE LESSON. 29 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:57,770 I HAVE SOMETHING TO ATTEND TO. YES, SIR. I WILL, SIR. 30 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,778 STOP ! 31 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,782 I'M NOW GOING TO DEMONSTRATE. 32 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,286 THE FIRST LESSON I WILL INSTRUCT YOU IN... 33 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,288 IS THE FIVE ANIMAL STYLES. HE'S GONE BONKERS. 34 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,290 THREE-LEGGED CAT. FOUR-EYED RAT. 35 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,293 LET'S GET STARTED. 36 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,295 DRAGON SEES TIGER. 37 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:27,300 TIGER REARS. SNAKE'S TONGUE DARTS OUT. 38 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,803 PANTHER SEES FIRE. WHITE CRANE SPREADS WINGS. 39 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,308 NO, HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 40 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,812 THERE ISN'T ANY POWER IN YOUR WRIST, BOY. 41 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:43,316 HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MAKE PROGRESS ? WELL ? 42 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:50,323 HUH ? HUH ? 43 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,325 UHH. 44 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,834 STRAIGHTEN IT UP. 45 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,337 [ Laughter ] 46 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,841 HMM ? 47 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,352 AAH ! [ Whimpering ] HUH ! 48 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:22,355 I SUPPOSE YOU THINK THAT WAS REAL FUNNY, PULLING TRICKS ON YOUR TEACHER. 49 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,358 WE'LL SEE, HUH ? TAKE THAT, AND THAT ! 50 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,360 AND THAT ! OOH ! IT WASN'T ME ! 51 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,862 WHO WAS IT ? TELL ME. WHO WAS IT ? 52 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,865 FREDDIE DID IT. HMM. 53 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,870 [ Whimpering ] 54 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,872 SO, FREDDIE WONG. 55 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,875 NOW, JUST BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS MASTER WONG... 56 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,878 GIVES YOU NO DAMN RIGHT TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE HERE. 57 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,382 OH, BALLS. WHO TOLD YOU KUNG FU IS JUST A GOOD START ? 58 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,885 SO THAT'S IT. YOU MEAN TO SAY MY KUNG FU IS LOUSY ? 59 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:55,388 IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THAT, BUT IT ISN'T THE GREATEST. 60 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:59,392 OHH. SUPPOSE YOU SHOW ME EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT. 61 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:03,396 RIGHT. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR PANTHER SEES FIRE. 62 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:06,399 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ? LOOK AT THAT SPREAD BETWEEN YOUR PAWS. 63 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,901 THAT'S AN OPEN INVITE. HUH ? 64 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,904 AND THAT HORSE'S STANCE IS COMPLETELY BOWLEGGED. 65 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,907 I BET ON ONE SWEEP THAT I-- WHOA ! 66 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:16,909 [ Groaning ] [ Laughter ] 67 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,912 THERE, YOU'VE BEEN THROWN, YEAH ? 68 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,415 JUST WAIT. [ Groaning ] 69 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,917 [ All Laughing ] 70 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,920 [ Groaning Continues ] 71 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,922 [ Back Cracking ] [ Grunts ] 72 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,426 SHUT UP ! SHUT UP, YOU TURKEYS ! 73 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:36,429 [ Chuckles ] OH ! 74 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,432 YOU LIKE TO TEST YOUR TEACHER'S KUNG FU, WOULD YOU ? 75 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,435 AND MAGPIES CAN'T FLY, CAN THEY ? 76 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:47,440 HUH ? I CAN STAND ALMOST ANYTHING, YOU BUM ! 77 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,944 BUT I'VE TAKEN ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT. RIGHT. COME ON ! 78 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:54,447 OH, SH-- 79 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,449 [ Both Grunting ] 80 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,453 YOU'RE WIDE OPEN. DO YOU KNOW THAT, TEACHER ? 81 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,955 WHAT ? 82 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,458 COME TO YOU-- OOH ! 83 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,463 OW ! 84 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,967 OH ! 85 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,479 SEE HOW GOOD HIS HORSE STANCE IS ? 86 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,981 OOH ! 87 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,485 LENNY, SHUT UP ! [ Shouting ] 88 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,487 [ Shouting Continues ] 89 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,993 LOOK, RIGHT FOOT. 90 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:45,998 OW ! CHEAT, CHEAT, CHEAT ! BASTARD ! 91 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:48,000 FRESH ROOSTERS ! FRESH ROOSTERS. 92 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,003 GET YOUR FRESH ROOSTERS HERE. FRESH ROOSTERS. 93 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:56,008 YOU KNOW, FREDDIE ? YOU'RE THE CAT'S ASS, MAKING OLD CROW FACE DANCE LIKE THAT. 94 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:58,010 HE'S ALWAYS SO FULL OF BULLSHIT. 95 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,014 HE THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO KUNG FU. JUST TO SEE HIM MAKES ME PUKE. 96 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,517 YOU SURE MADE HIM DANCE. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE. 97 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:11,023 YOU SURE DID ALL OF US A FAVOR, THAT'S FOR SURE. 98 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,526 GEE. GEE. 99 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,028 THAT'S NOT BAD. SO HAVE SOME MORE THEN. 100 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:19,031 DUMB HEAD. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT CHICK THERE. 101 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:23,035 WHOA ! THAT PERFECT FRAME SHE'S GOT. YEAH, SEXY ! 102 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:26,038 HOW MUCH ? THAT ONE IS 76. 103 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,040 YOU MEAN THAT ONE IN THE RED ? 104 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,543 IMAGINE WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO BE KISSED BY THAT CHICK. 105 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,045 KISSING HER IS FOR CHILDREN. 106 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,548 I COULD GET THAT BROAD TO HUG ME. YOU COULD. 107 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,551 COME ON, YOU'RE KIDDING. SHE WOULDN'T, NAH. 108 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,554 YOU WANNA BET ON IT ? I'LL BET YOU A WHOLE DINNER. 109 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:45,558 SHE'S HOT, THAT KIND. SHE WON'T EVEN TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT YOU. 110 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:50,062 COME ON ! ALL RIGHT. A WHOLE DINNER THEN. 111 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,068 WATCH. 112 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,071 HE'S IN FOR TROUBLE. YEAH. 113 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,079 OHH ! OHH ! WHAT IS IT ? 114 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,582 IT'S AGONY ! SOMETHING'S INTO MY EYE. WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 115 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,084 MY EYE. BLOW IT OUT, PLEASE. 116 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,588 CAN'T YOU HELP ME, HUH ? CAN YOU ? HUH ? 117 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:19,091 [ Blows ] ONE MORE, HUH ? 118 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,093 YEAH, HE DID IT ! DID YOU SEE THAT ? 119 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:24,096 THANKS A LOT. HEY, A SNAKE ! 120 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,599 - THERE ! - [ Screaming ] 121 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,602 NOW, IT'S ALL RIGHT. DON'T BE SCARED. I'LL KILL IT. 122 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,104 THAT'S A TECHNIQUE. SURE IS. 123 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:35,107 I GOTTA TRY THAT ON YOUR SISTER. 124 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,109 ON MY SISTER ? 125 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:40,613 TAKE IT EASY. OW ! 126 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:44,116 THOUGHT YOU COULD COME FRESH WITH MY DAUGHTER, DID YOU ? 127 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:51,123 ME TOUCH HER ? SHE WAS ASKIN' FOR IT. DUMB BITCH. 128 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,626 MOTHER ! DON'T YOU TRY AND DENY IT. 129 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,629 - YOU JUST WANTED TO LAY YOUR FILTHY HANDS-- - ON HER ? 130 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,131 THAT'S A LAUGH. SHE'S MUCH TOO UGLY FOR THAT. 131 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,634 THINK YOU'RE REAL SMART, HUH ? 132 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,637 WELL, I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON, BOY. 133 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:16,649 SO YOU WANT TO PLAY AT KUNG FU. 134 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,651 TRY THIS ! HAH ! 135 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,163 GEE, SHE'S NOT JOKING. 136 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,165 WOW. THE OLD BITCH IS TOUGH. 137 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,673 HEY, GUYS. YOU GOTTA HELP ME. HEY ! AAH ! 138 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,676 OH, SOME FRIENDS THEY MAKE. 139 00:10:56,689 --> 00:11:00,693 OKAY, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SKINNY OLD WOMAN, SO I'LL LET YOU WIN ! 140 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,702 [ Bird Chirping ] [ Whistling ] 141 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,204 [ Whistling ] 142 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,207 FRESH PEAS. FRESH PEAS. SON OF A-- 143 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:20,212 WHAT'S YOUR GAME, HUH ? STUMBLING ABOUT LIKE SOME DRUNKEN STOOGE. 144 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,214 DON'T-- [ Whimpering ] 145 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,216 HEY, JERRY ! 146 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,719 ?? COME, WHO'LL BUY ?? 147 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:31,223 SEE, MISTER. JADE, ANTIQUE. 148 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,727 IS IT REAL ? BUT OF COURSE, SIR. 149 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,230 IT'S AN HEIRLOOM, MISTER. IT'S WORTH MONEY, SIR. 150 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,233 HOW MUCH IS IT ? TEN BUCKS. 151 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,235 THAT'S VERY EXPENSIVE. 152 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,237 COME. HERE. 153 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:50,743 JUST TEN CENTS ? HEY ! 154 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,245 HEY, MISTER, YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THIS. HANDS OFF ! 155 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,247 IT WOULDN'T BUY AN OLD PLATE. 156 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,750 I COULDN'T SELL SUCH A VALUABLE PIECE FOR ONLY TEN CENTS. 157 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:02,254 YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL, YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. BUT MY JADE ! 158 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,759 THAT WAS ALL I HAD IN THE WORLD, SIR. PAY FOR IT ! 159 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,261 YOU EXPECT PAYMENT FROM ME ? TAKE THIS ! 160 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,264 [ Groaning ] DADDY, DADDY ! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 161 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,768 PLEASE, AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING. SURE. 162 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,273 WHAT'S WRONG, OLD MAN, HUH ? 163 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:25,778 HE SMASHED MY JADE, AND HE WON'T PAY. [ Sobbing ] 164 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,281 SHITHEAD. PISS OFF. 165 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,283 THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER ? 166 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,786 - I'LL SEE YOU ROT IN HELL ! - [ Chuckling ] 167 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,290 YOU'D BETTER HAND OVER THIS MAN'S MONEY. 168 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,293 PAY ? NOT BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE GROUND. 169 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,796 TOO BAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. KNOW WHY ? 170 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:47,800 NOTHING'S BEEN GOING RIGHT TODAY, SO YOU CAUGHT ME IN A BAD MOOD. 171 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,303 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PAY. 172 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,837 YOU'RE MAD, HUH ? 173 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,350 OW ! OH, WOW ! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME ! 174 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,353 [ Shouting ] 175 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,860 HEY ! 176 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,864 WOW, MY KNUCKLES WERE BARELY MISSED. 177 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,874 THIS IS FOR YOU. NOW GET GOING ! THANK YOU, SIR. 178 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,890 [ Whimpers ] THAT'S ENOUGH. I'M DYING. 179 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:21,393 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE SAFE. IT'S ONLY THE BLUNT SIDE. 180 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:28,400 I HAVE NO INTENTION OF KILLING YOU... YET. [ Whimpers ] 181 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,909 PLEASE ! 182 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,912 THAT ONE REALLY CAME PRETTY CLOSE. I BEG OF YOU. 183 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,915 AAH ! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 184 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,917 [ Gasps ] DROP DEAD. 185 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,919 [ Bird Chirping ] 186 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,430 YOU'RE FORTUNATE BECAUSE IT SEEMS I DO MISS, 187 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,934 ALTHOUGH IT'S QUITE BY ACCIDENT. 188 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,438 I CHOP-CHOP-CHOP-CHOP- CHOP-CHOP-CHOP THIS MEAT. 189 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,941 SO THEN I SLICE-SLICE- SLICE-SLICE-SLICE-SLICE. 190 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,444 AND THEN I BEAT-BEAT- BEAT-BEAT-BEAT-BEAT ! MIX IT ALL TOGETHER ! 191 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,447 IT SURE HAS BRIGHTENED THE DAY I MET YOU ! 192 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,450 [ Whimpering, Sobbing ] 193 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:27,459 YOU KNOW THIS ? IT MUST BE AT LEAST TEN YEARS, BROTHER, SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER. 194 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:32,464 YOU HARDLY LOOK A DAY OLDER. I WOULD NOT HAVE RECOGNIZED MY NIECE. 195 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,467 SHE ISN'T A BAD GIRL, 196 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,970 JUST A BIT NAIVE. 197 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,973 AND WHERE IS FREDDIE ? OH, THAT YOUNG RASCAL. 198 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,476 HE'S A BIT OF A HANDFUL. ALWAYS OUT WITH HIS PALS AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE. 199 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,478 VERY GROWN UP NOW. YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE HIM. 200 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,482 BY THE WAY, WILL YOU STAY FOR A FEW DAYS ? 201 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,985 FREDDIE ! 202 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,988 I SAY, FREDDIE, COME AND MEET YOUR AUNT. 203 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,491 - AAH ! - COME ON, LAD. 204 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:02,995 I'LL L-L-L-L-- COMING. 205 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,000 [ Gasps ] 206 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,006 SAY HELLO. 207 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,508 HELLO, AUNTIE, COUSIN. 208 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,510 HELLO. HELLO, FREDDIE. 209 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,514 WHAT ON EARTH'S THE MATTER ? I SEEM TO HAVE PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY NECK. 210 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,017 OH, I'LL SOON PUT THAT RIGHT. 211 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,519 HERE, LET YOUR AUNT FIX THAT. NO, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 212 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,022 RELAX JUST FOR A SECOND. 213 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,024 [ Bones Crack ] 214 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,527 - OH, DEAR. - OH, MOTHER ! 215 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,030 YOU FEEL BETTER ? 216 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,032 THANK YOU, YES. 217 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,036 BE ALL RIGHT NOW. 218 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,039 YOUR SON'S GROWN INTO A REAL SMART-LOOKING FELLOW. 219 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,541 [ Laughing ] YES, HE'S QUITE CLEVER. 220 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:53,045 - AND ALSO, HIS KUNG FU'S NOT BAD. - OH ? 221 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,547 I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE HIS KUNG FU SOMETIME. 222 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,550 HUH ? ALL RIGHT. YOU WOULD ENJOY A MATCH. 223 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,553 I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE STRICT WITH HIM, FROM ALL ACCOUNTS, 224 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,556 AND I'VE HEARD HE'S REGARDED VERY HIGHLY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 225 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,059 THAT'S A FACT. TELL ME WHAT THEY SAY. 226 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,061 THAT HE'S COURTEOUS AND POLITE, 227 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,063 SETTING OTHER BOYS A GOOD EXAMPLE, 228 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,565 WELL-MANNERED. [ Laughing ] 229 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,068 THAT MAKES ME REALLY PROUD TO BE HIS FATHER. 230 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,571 - FREDDIE, COME HERE, SON. - HUH ? 231 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,576 [ Clears Throat ] 232 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,080 I'M SO GLAD HE ISN'T LIKE THE OTHER BOYS AROUND HERE. 233 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,082 - THEY'RE REAL SEX MANIACS. - HUH ? 234 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,084 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 235 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,587 ONLY TODAY MY OWN DAUGHTER WAS ATTACKED BY ONE OF THEM. 236 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:39,591 BESIDES THAT, WHEN I WENT TO RESCUE HER, HE EVEN ATTACKED ME. 237 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,593 HUH ? 238 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:46,098 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BOTH OF YOU WERE ATTACKED HERE IN MY OWN TOWN ? 239 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,600 - WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE HIM ? - [ Gasps ] 240 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,602 AS IF I COULD FORGET. 241 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,105 - YES, I'D RECOGNIZE HIM. - OKAY. 242 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,108 AND WHEN I FIND HIM, I'LL FLAY THE SKIN OFF HIS BACK. 243 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,610 FREDDIE, COME ALONG. [ Whimpers ] 244 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:02,114 UNCLE, THERE'S REALLY NO NEED. BUT WHY ? 245 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,117 BECAUSE HE'S IN THIS VERY ROOM, STANDING QUITE NEAR US. 246 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,119 BUT WHERE ? STANDING OVER THERE. 247 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,121 YOUR PRECIOUS SON FREDDIE. 248 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,126 WHAT ? 249 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,129 IT CAN'T BE. 250 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,131 [ Grunts ] 251 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:23,635 - DOWN ON YOUR KNEES ! - OH, PLEASE ! 252 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:27,139 YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU SCUM, YOU CRIMINAL ! 253 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,141 [ Shouts ] [ Door Rattling ] 254 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:36,148 AH. OH, MY GOSH. 255 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,657 [ Moaning ] 256 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:51,163 ROBERT WONG ? YES, MR. LEE. WHAT HAS HAPPENED ? 257 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,165 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 258 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,168 THAT BASTARD SON OF YOURS BEAT HIM UP ! 259 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,674 - WHY SHOULD HE DO THAT ? - BECAUSE HE'S NOTHING BUT A WILD ANIMAL. 260 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:07,179 VICIOUSLY ATTACKED MY SON, BREAKING HIS LEGS, THUMBS AND THE POOR BOY'S SKULL. 261 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,684 OH, MY. HE REALLY BEAT HIM UP. 262 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,686 HE LOOKS LIKE A DUMPLING. 263 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,688 WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ? 264 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:20,192 [ Grunts ] [ Gasps ] FATHER ! 265 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:24,196 YOU VERMIN FROM HELL, I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH ! NO, PLEASE, FATHER. 266 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,699 BROTHER, YOU MUSTN'T KILL YOUR OWN SON. 267 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,202 YES ! I'VE GOT TO KILL THIS DEVIL. 268 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,204 HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF WONG. 269 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,707 SOUNDS BAD FOR A TEACHER OF YOUR STANDING... 270 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,210 TO FLOG HIS OWN SON TO DEATH. [ Stick Drops ] 271 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,713 IF HE'S GOT TO BE PUNISHED, I SUGGEST THAT... 272 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:44,716 MR. LEE HERE IS QUITE CAPABLE. 273 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,222 STOP HIM ! 274 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,725 IT WAS YOUR SON I BEAT, SO LET HIM PUNISH ME. 275 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,227 THERE. [ Groaning ] 276 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:59,231 NOW YOU HIT ME. I PROMISE I WON'T FIGHT BACK. 277 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,234 AH, SO YOU'RE FUNNY, HUH ? 278 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,737 ALL RIGHT, MR. WONG. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? 279 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:09,241 AS FROM THIS MOMENT, I DISOWN HIM. 280 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,743 THIS SLIME IS NO LONGER MINE. 281 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,745 DO WHAT YOU LIKE WITH HIM. 282 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,750 SO MY SUGGESTION-- YOU PICK YOUR MAN. 283 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,753 HE'LL FIGHT FREDDIE, WHO'LL BE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN TO FIGHT BACK. 284 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,256 TEN STROKES SHOULD BE ENOUGH. 285 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:28,260 NOW, MR. LEE, DO YOU APPROVE OF THE PUNISHMENT ? 286 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,762 UH, TEN STROKES WON'T BE NEEDED. 287 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,765 I'M GONNA DO IT IN THREE. 288 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,269 MASTER. 289 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,771 HEAR ? I'M GONNA FIX THAT SQUID. 290 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:43,275 AND BE SURE YOU LEAVE HIM LOOKING JUST LIKE I AM NOW. 291 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,782 [ Shouts ] 292 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,786 [ Both Shouting, Grunting ] 293 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,323 [ Groans ] 294 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,825 [ Laughing ] THE DIVINE EIGHT. 295 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:36,328 THAT PALM STYLE OF YOURS, IT'S REALLY SOMETHING. 296 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,830 HA ! I'M ONLY STARTING. 297 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,342 I'M NOT DEAD YET ! 298 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,864 ENOUGH. 299 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,368 YOU'VE MADE YOUR TEN HITS NOW, MR. CHOW. 300 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,374 AND YOU SAID YOU'D PUT ME DOWN IN THREE. 301 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,877 [ Groans, Shouts ] WHAT ? 302 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:28,380 SNAKE AND CRANE TOGETHER. 303 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,385 WHAT ? STRIKE THE VITAL POINTS. 304 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:37,389 LET'S TRY AND DIVINE IT AGAIN. 305 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,392 [ Shouts ] 306 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,405 I TOLD YOU I GOT STYLE. WHOO ! 307 00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,907 [ Grunts ] 308 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,415 [ Both Shouting ] 309 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,953 [ Shouts ] 310 00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:45,457 HEY, MY JACKET'S GETTING DIRTY. TAKE IT. 311 00:23:57,469 --> 00:24:00,472 I BET YOU REGRET YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT JADE. 312 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,476 [ Whimpering ] YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY ! 313 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,480 OH, MY SON. STOP IT ! 314 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,983 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MASTER ? 315 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,987 YOU IDIOT ! 316 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:22,994 [ Screams ] 317 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,499 [ Groaning ] 318 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:32,003 MASTER, NOW I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DO. 319 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:35,507 OKAY. YOU WIN. 320 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,511 SMART OF YOU TO PLAY THAT TRICK ON US. I'LL GET YOU BACK. LET'S GO. 321 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,013 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 322 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:45,016 CAREFUL WITH MY SON. I'LL GET YOU YET ! 323 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:48,019 OH, YEAH. 324 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,021 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 325 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:57,028 HE LEFT IN A FUROR WITH TWO ON THE STRETCHER. 326 00:24:57,028 --> 00:25:00,031 YOU FIGHT QUITE WELL. I MUST GIVE YOU CREDIT. 327 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:03,034 BUT I'LL STILL KILL YOU ! OH, NO. 328 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,537 YOU MUSTN'T KILL A CHILD OF YOUR BLOOD. 329 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:08,039 BREAK HIS WICKED WAYS THROUGH PRACTICE. 330 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,042 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WITH THAT YOUNG BASTARD. RIGHT ! 331 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:14,045 FROM NOW ON, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE. 332 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,048 WE'LL START WITH FIVE HOURS HORSE STANCE. [ Screams ] 333 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:59,090 OHH ! 334 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:02,093 [ Laughing ] 335 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,597 COLD. 336 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:09,100 NOW, DON'T MOVE. [ Laughing ] 337 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,603 HAVE SOME MORE WATER. 338 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,105 [ Laughing ] 339 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:17,609 THERE. [ Cackling ] 340 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:21,112 HEY, YOUR HORSE'S STANCE IS IMPROVING. 341 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,615 YEAH ! 342 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:26,117 HEY, ARE YOUR LEGS A BIT SHAKY ? 343 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,119 THEY ACHING ? 344 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,622 YOU KNOW, I FEEL REAL SORRY FOR YOU. 345 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,624 [ Clucking ] CHICKEN, CHICKEN ! 346 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,630 HERE. 347 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:45,136 I BET YOU THIS WILL TICKLE. 348 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,143 STOP. DON'T DO THAT. 349 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,646 JUST WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO DO ? 350 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,648 CARRYING OUT MY ORDERS. 351 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,650 SEE, IT'S YOUR FATHER'S IDEA. 352 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,653 HE SAYS FOR EVERY BOWL THAT YOU BREAK, 353 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:04,155 YOU STAY ANOTHER HOUR, YOU BASTARD ! 354 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,668 DARNED IDIOT. 355 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,206 OH, MASTER ! 356 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,709 [ Chuckles ] 357 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,215 WELL, YES, HIS STANCE APPEARS TO BE PRETTY STEADY. 358 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:06,718 YOU SURE HE HASN'T HAD A REST ? OH, NO. 359 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,721 I'VE BEEN WATCHING HIM JUST LIKE A HAWK. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 360 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,723 YOU'RE CERTAIN ? UH-HUH. 361 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:16,227 - WELL, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS ? - SURE. I FEEL VERY TIRED. 362 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:20,231 AH, TIRED ? YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE. I AM, SIR. 363 00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:23,234 - YOU'RE TIRED THOUGH YOU'RE SITTING ON A CHAIR ? - HUH ? 364 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:26,738 WHAT ? SITTING ON A CHAIR ? HEY, LET ME SEE. 365 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,741 OH, MY GOD ! SO HE IS. ON A CHAIR. 366 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,743 YOU YOUNG CRIMINAL, 367 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,245 I'VE TRIED TO TEACH YOU, BUT NO. 368 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,749 WELL, IT LEAVES ME NO ALTERNATIVE THEN. 369 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:39,751 I WILL HAVE TO ASK YOUR GREAT UNCLE... 370 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:42,253 TO COME AND DISCIPLINE YOU. WHO'S THAT ? 371 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,256 SO HAI. [ Screams ] 372 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:48,259 [ Cups Shattering ] [ Screaming ] 373 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,395 YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT AGAIN ! 374 00:28:52,347 --> 00:28:54,849 [ Groaning ] 375 00:28:58,353 --> 00:29:01,356 [ Groaning Continues ] 376 00:29:01,356 --> 00:29:04,859 [ Whimpering ] 377 00:29:06,861 --> 00:29:10,865 OH, HURRY UP, BEAN HEAD. 378 00:29:10,865 --> 00:29:12,867 IT'S CHOKING ME. WON'T BE A SECOND. 379 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:14,869 OH, HURRY. 380 00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:16,871 OHH ! 381 00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,878 WOW, PRACTICING YOUR KUNG FU UPSIDE DOWN, HUH ? 382 00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:26,381 I'M DYING. I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT. 383 00:29:26,381 --> 00:29:29,384 [ Groaning ] HERE. 384 00:29:30,885 --> 00:29:34,889 - WAIT'LL I GET SOME WATER. - GET THIS THING OFF MY NECK. 385 00:29:34,889 --> 00:29:37,892 OKAY. IT'S KILLING ME. 386 00:29:38,893 --> 00:29:40,895 HURRY ! [ Grunting ] 387 00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:43,398 - [ Grunts ] - [ Shrieks ] 388 00:29:43,398 --> 00:29:47,402 OH ! OH ! [ Groaning ] 389 00:29:50,905 --> 00:29:52,907 HEY, COME ON, GET UP. 390 00:29:52,907 --> 00:29:55,410 WHY DID YOU GET DOWN SO FAST ? 391 00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:59,914 [ Loud Groaning ] 392 00:30:03,418 --> 00:30:05,420 OH. [ Moaning ] 393 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,922 HERE, EAT THIS. 394 00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:10,925 HEY, IS IT TRUE SO HAI IS GONNA TRAIN YOU ? 395 00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:14,429 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S SURE BAD NEWS FOR YOU. 396 00:30:14,429 --> 00:30:18,433 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THAT BASTARD ? 397 00:30:18,433 --> 00:30:21,936 - I KNOW HE'S A BIT ROUGH. - HE'S FAR WORSE THAN THAT. 398 00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:23,938 YOU'LL BE CRIPPLED FOR LIFE. 399 00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:27,442 HOW'S THAT ? I'M TELLING YOU, HONEST. 400 00:30:27,442 --> 00:30:29,444 I'M NOT KIDDING. 401 00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:32,447 I KNEW ONE YOUNG GUY WHO WAS HIS STUDENT. 402 00:30:32,447 --> 00:30:34,449 GEE, WAS HE A MESS. WHAT ? 403 00:30:34,449 --> 00:30:36,451 SEE ? HE LOST ALL HIS TEETH. 404 00:30:36,451 --> 00:30:39,454 HIS HAIR TORN OUT. SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS BUSTED NOSE. 405 00:30:39,454 --> 00:30:41,456 HIS OWN FATHER DIDN'T KNOW HIM. 406 00:30:41,456 --> 00:30:46,461 THAT MONSTER DEVIL, HE'S A REAL SADIST, A TORTURER. 407 00:30:46,461 --> 00:30:48,963 [ Gulps ] BUT WHAT CAN I DO ? 408 00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:51,466 YOU SURE BETTER DO SOMETHING, HUH ? 409 00:30:52,967 --> 00:30:54,969 SURE. I GOTTA THINK FAST. 410 00:30:54,969 --> 00:30:56,971 THINK, DAMN YOU. THINK ! 411 00:31:00,975 --> 00:31:02,977 [ Groans ] 412 00:31:04,479 --> 00:31:06,981 UH, LET'S SEE. YOU MIGHT-- 413 00:31:06,981 --> 00:31:08,983 AH, WE RUN LIKE HELL. YEAH, WE RUN LIKE HELL ! 414 00:31:09,484 --> 00:31:11,986 [ Groaning ] THAT'S NOT RUNNING. COME ON. 415 00:31:11,986 --> 00:31:14,489 COME ON, HURRY. YEAH, OKAY ! 416 00:31:14,489 --> 00:31:18,493 FOLLOW ME. [ Groaning ] OW. 417 00:31:20,495 --> 00:31:22,997 COOKIES. 418 00:31:22,997 --> 00:31:24,999 AH, COOKIES. ALL RIGHT. 419 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,001 TAKE A SEAT THERE. 420 00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:45,019 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE ? 421 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,522 NO, SIT DOWN. GO ON. 422 00:31:47,522 --> 00:31:50,024 YOU'RE ALL BY YOURSELF. THAT'S GOOD. 423 00:31:50,024 --> 00:31:52,527 I DON'T LIKE EATING ON MY OWN. GO ON, SIT DOWN. 424 00:31:53,528 --> 00:31:55,530 THIS RESTAURANT'S NOT BAD, HUH ? 425 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:59,033 JUST LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THEIR FOOD-- SO RED AND JUICY. 426 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:03,037 REAL GOOD SMELL. REALLY FANTASTIC, HUH ? 427 00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,542 WHAT CAN I GET YOU, SIR, HUH ? 428 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:10,044 THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE. WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND ? WHAT'S THAT ? 429 00:32:10,044 --> 00:32:12,046 NO, NO. GO AHEAD, EAT. 430 00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:16,050 FOR YOU, SIR ? WELL, WE'LL START WITH A BOWL OF SHARK'S FIN. 431 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:19,554 UH, SORRY. WE GOT NO SHARK'S FIN. THAT'S TOO BAD. 432 00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:22,056 SOY PORK, ROAST GOOSE WITH PLENTY OF FAT. YES, SIR. 433 00:32:22,557 --> 00:32:25,560 STEAMED GROUPER. SORRY, SIR. NO GROUPER. 434 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,062 UH, NEVER MIND. JUST BRING WHAT YOU HAVE. 435 00:32:28,563 --> 00:32:31,065 STEWED ABALONE, SHRIMP NOODLES, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT. 436 00:32:31,065 --> 00:32:33,568 YES, SIR. HEY, A PINT OF WINE. 437 00:32:33,568 --> 00:32:35,570 RIGHT AWAY. ONE WINE. 438 00:32:35,570 --> 00:32:38,573 RIGHT AWAY. CAN YOU REALLY EAT AS MUCH AS THAT ? 439 00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:41,075 YEAH, EASY. I'M GROWIN' STILL. 440 00:32:41,075 --> 00:32:46,581 GOTTA KEEP MYSELF STRONG AND FAT. [ Laughing ] 441 00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:57,592 [ Gagging ] 442 00:33:01,596 --> 00:33:04,599 [ Gargling ] HERE, SIR. 443 00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,101 THAT'S GREAT. OH, BOY ! 444 00:33:07,101 --> 00:33:09,103 NOW WE EAT. GIVE ME ! 445 00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:12,106 THAT'S OKAY. 446 00:33:12,106 --> 00:33:14,609 HAVE A LITTLE WINE. BE MY GUEST. REALLY, I-- 447 00:33:14,609 --> 00:33:19,113 DRINK UP. GEE, THIS LOOKS GOOD. OH, BOY, I'M STARVING. 448 00:33:19,113 --> 00:33:21,616 HERE, JUST TASTE THAT. 449 00:33:21,616 --> 00:33:24,619 EAT UP ! 450 00:33:24,619 --> 00:33:27,622 GO ON, DON'T BE SHY. HELP YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU WANT. 451 00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:31,125 ENJOY YOURSELF. DON'T STAND ON CEREMONY. HERE. 452 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,127 CHEERS. 453 00:33:41,636 --> 00:33:43,638 GO ON ! HUH ? 454 00:33:43,638 --> 00:33:46,140 SAY, BOY-- GO ON ! 455 00:33:59,654 --> 00:34:03,157 HUH ? HE SURE GETS THE FOOD DOWN HIM. 456 00:34:36,691 --> 00:34:38,693 [ Sighs ] FEELS GREAT. 457 00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:07,722 THEY SURE KNOW HOW TO COOK HERE. THAT MEAL WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 458 00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:10,725 YES. DELICIOUS. NOW, LISTEN, FRIEND. 459 00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:12,727 I GOTTA MOVE NOW, BUT I GOT AN IDEA. 460 00:35:13,227 --> 00:35:16,230 TONIGHT I INSIST YOU'VE GOTTA BE MY GUEST. DON'T WORRY. 461 00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:18,733 I'LL PAY AS I'M LEAVING. WE'LL MEET AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT. 462 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,735 YOU MUST FINISH YOUR DINNER, OKAY ? 463 00:35:21,235 --> 00:35:24,739 SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE FOR NOW. BYE. 464 00:35:24,739 --> 00:35:28,242 SORRY. SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE. 465 00:35:28,242 --> 00:35:31,746 HEY, THAT'LL BE EXACTLY $1.05. 466 00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:35,249 I AIN'T GONNA PAY. YOU'RE NOT ? 467 00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:38,252 NAH. WELL, WHO IS ? 468 00:35:38,252 --> 00:35:40,755 THE OLD GUY OVER THERE. HE'S PAYING. 469 00:35:44,258 --> 00:35:46,260 HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS ? A FRIEND ? 470 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:49,764 I'M HIS SON, YOU IDIOT. IS THAT SO, NOW ? 471 00:35:49,764 --> 00:35:52,266 JUST HOW MANY FATHERS DO YOU HAVE ? 472 00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:57,271 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THAT GUY OWNS THIS PLACE, AND YOU'RE TALKING TO HIS SON. 473 00:35:57,271 --> 00:35:59,774 I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU A BASTARD. 474 00:35:59,774 --> 00:36:03,778 YEAH. THOUGHT THAT THE MEALS WENT FREE HERE ? 475 00:36:03,778 --> 00:36:06,781 WE DON'T GIVE CREDIT, SO GET YOUR MONEY OUT. 476 00:36:14,288 --> 00:36:17,792 I AIN'T POUNCING MEALS FROM YOU. FORGOT MY MONEY, THAT'S ALL. 477 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:21,295 I'LL FETCH IT RIGHT NOW AND I'LL PAY YOUR CHECK. 478 00:36:21,295 --> 00:36:24,799 HMM ? 479 00:36:24,799 --> 00:36:26,801 [ Plates Shattering ] 480 00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:38,813 GORILLA, YOU JUST TAKE HIM. 481 00:36:48,823 --> 00:36:51,325 [ Screaming ] 482 00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:57,832 [ All Shouting ] 483 00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:24,358 WHAT ? 484 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:36,370 [ Shouts ] 485 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:40,875 NO, HOLD IT, HOLD IT. HOLD IT. STOP. 486 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,877 HEY ! 487 00:37:42,877 --> 00:37:45,880 HEY, WAIT, WAIT ! [ Screaming ] 488 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,383 BASTARD PIG YOU ARE. 489 00:37:49,383 --> 00:37:52,386 YOU WERE SO GREEDY FOR ALL THAT FOOD. 490 00:37:52,386 --> 00:37:55,389 NOW, SPIT THE LOT OUT. YES, RIGHT OUT. 491 00:37:59,393 --> 00:38:03,898 ONE ROAST GOOSE. [ Yells ] WAIT. 492 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,402 ONE SOY PORK OUT. 493 00:38:08,903 --> 00:38:10,404 THAT'S ENOUGH. 494 00:38:10,905 --> 00:38:12,907 AND ONE PINT OF WINE YET. 495 00:38:17,411 --> 00:38:20,414 NOW YOU WANT TO LOOK IN MY BELLY. I FEEL HUNGRY AGAIN. 496 00:38:30,925 --> 00:38:34,929 HEY, BREAK IT UP RIGHT NOW, OR DO YOU WANNA KILL THE BOY ? 497 00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:38,933 HE'S NOT FINISHED YET. HE'S GONNA CLEAN THE TOILETS UP. 498 00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:42,436 [ Shouting ] 499 00:38:42,436 --> 00:38:44,939 YOU WANTED SOMETHING TO CLEAN, HUH ? 500 00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:47,441 [ Groans ] [ Yells ] 501 00:38:47,942 --> 00:38:50,945 [ Groaning ] 502 00:38:51,445 --> 00:38:54,448 THANKS, OLD MAN. OHH ! 503 00:38:54,448 --> 00:38:58,452 OH, YOU DARE TO INTERFERE IN OUR BUSINESS ? 504 00:38:58,452 --> 00:39:01,956 I'M THE GORILLA. WATCH HOW I JUMP ! 505 00:39:04,959 --> 00:39:08,963 - JUMP THEN. - [ Shouting, Whimpering ] 506 00:39:09,463 --> 00:39:11,465 NOW HE'S JUMPING, ALL RIGHT. 507 00:39:13,467 --> 00:39:15,970 [ Groaning ] IT HURTS ! 508 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:17,972 [ Shouts ] 509 00:39:29,984 --> 00:39:34,989 HMM ? [ Yells ] 510 00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:37,992 [ Gasps ] 511 00:39:37,992 --> 00:39:41,495 [ Screaming ] HERE'S HOW TO WASH YOUR FACE. 512 00:39:41,495 --> 00:39:44,498 - WHOA-OA-OA ! - [ Yells ] 513 00:39:50,504 --> 00:39:53,507 [ Blows Landing ] 514 00:40:05,019 --> 00:40:07,021 [ Screams ] 515 00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:09,023 [ Chuckles ] 516 00:40:15,029 --> 00:40:17,531 HEY ! HUH ? 517 00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:21,535 HEY ! YOU THIEF ! 518 00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:28,542 NOW, LET'S BE FRIENDS. PLEASE. OKAY, LET'S BE FRIENDS. 519 00:40:28,542 --> 00:40:31,545 [ Yelling ] 520 00:40:31,545 --> 00:40:34,048 [ Grunting ] 521 00:40:37,551 --> 00:40:39,553 [ Groaning ] 522 00:40:40,054 --> 00:40:42,556 [ Chuckling ] 523 00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:46,060 YOU'VE GOT STRENGTH IN YOUR ARMS, BUT YOU'VE BRAINS OF STRAW. 524 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,064 STOP THAT. STOP THAT. OHH ! 525 00:40:50,064 --> 00:40:53,067 [ All Groaning ] 526 00:41:00,074 --> 00:41:02,076 THIS WAY. OKAY. 527 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:08,582 [ Groaning ] 528 00:41:12,586 --> 00:41:14,588 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 529 00:41:14,588 --> 00:41:17,591 I CAN'T HELP WONDERING HOW OLD YOU ARE, OLD MAN. 530 00:41:17,591 --> 00:41:19,593 FOR YOUR AGE, YOU SURE ARE TOUGH. 531 00:41:19,593 --> 00:41:21,595 A NECESSITY. 532 00:41:21,595 --> 00:41:26,100 I'VE HAD TO BE TOUGH TO BE ABLE TO SURVIVE TO THIS AGE. 533 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,603 NO, I'M NOT LIKE YOUNG MEN TODAY. NONE OF YOU CAN FIGHT. 534 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:31,605 ALWAYS GETTING THRASHED. 535 00:41:31,605 --> 00:41:34,608 HEY. HUH ? 536 00:41:35,109 --> 00:41:37,611 TODAY WASN'T A GOOD DAY. JUST BAD LUCK, REALLY. 537 00:41:37,611 --> 00:41:40,614 USUALLY I'M TREMENDOUS. WITH JUST ONE BLOW, I'D HAVE DONE THE LOT. 538 00:41:40,614 --> 00:41:42,616 YOU'VE STILL GOTTA SEE MY REAL STYLE. 539 00:41:44,618 --> 00:41:47,621 THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE AN EXCUSE. 540 00:41:47,621 --> 00:41:51,625 I FORGOT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOUR NAME IS AND WHY YOU COULDN'T PAY FOR YOUR MEAL. 541 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:55,629 HEY, THAT'S A LONG STORY, MISTER. 542 00:41:55,629 --> 00:41:57,631 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ANYHOW ? 543 00:41:57,631 --> 00:41:59,633 IT'S MR. SO. 544 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:03,137 HEY, THERE'S A FELLOW WITH THAT SAME NAME... 545 00:42:03,137 --> 00:42:06,140 SCREWING UP MY LIFE ! [ Grunts, Groaning ] 546 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:10,144 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE ON THE RUN. WHO IS HE ? 547 00:42:10,144 --> 00:42:12,646 HE'S THIS CREEP NAMED SO HAI. 548 00:42:12,646 --> 00:42:16,650 IT WAS MY OWN FATHER ASKED FOR THIS GUY TO FIX ME. 549 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:20,154 YOU AFRAID THEN ? WHAT ? I'M NOT AFRAID AT ALL. 550 00:42:20,154 --> 00:42:24,658 THOUGH I'VE HEARD IT SAID HE'S REAL CUNNING, VIOLENT AND MEAN. 551 00:42:24,658 --> 00:42:27,161 - BUT ONE DAY I'M GONNA FIX HIM ! - [ Grunts ] 552 00:42:27,161 --> 00:42:29,163 THAT OLD FART. 553 00:42:29,163 --> 00:42:32,166 WAIT TILL I SEE HIM. I'LL TEAR HIM APART ! 554 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:36,170 YOU'D FIX THE OLD FART ? YEAH, SURE. 555 00:42:36,170 --> 00:42:38,172 HEY, JUST WHERE DO YOU COME FROM ? 556 00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:43,177 I HAVE THE SKY AS A ROOF, AND I SLEEP WHEREVER I MAY. 557 00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:45,179 YOU'RE A BUM. THAT IT ? SURE. 558 00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:47,681 EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS SO HAI. 559 00:42:47,681 --> 00:42:50,184 [ Hysterical Laughing ] SO HAI ! 560 00:42:50,684 --> 00:42:52,186 HUH ? 561 00:42:52,686 --> 00:42:55,189 SO HAI ? THAT'S THE NAME, YOUNG FELLA. 562 00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:59,193 [ Screaming ] 563 00:43:13,707 --> 00:43:17,711 [ Sighs ] LUCKY FOR ME, I GOT FAST LEGS. 564 00:43:17,711 --> 00:43:21,215 THAT WAS A NEW ONE. NOT FAST ENOUGH. 565 00:43:21,715 --> 00:43:25,719 AAH ! OH, LET GO ! YOU RUN AS FAST AS YOU LIKE. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THOUGH. 566 00:43:30,224 --> 00:43:32,726 [ Groaning ] NOW, YOU LISTEN. 567 00:43:33,227 --> 00:43:35,729 YOUR FATHER HAS PAID ME WELL TO TRAIN YOU, 568 00:43:35,729 --> 00:43:37,731 AND I'M GONNA DO IT. 569 00:43:37,731 --> 00:43:40,734 [ Groaning ] 570 00:43:41,735 --> 00:43:45,239 IT HURTS. HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE YOU ? 571 00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,241 [ Laughing ] 572 00:43:47,241 --> 00:43:49,243 A DAY ? ONE YEAR EXACTLY. 573 00:43:49,243 --> 00:43:51,745 WHAT ? I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 574 00:43:58,752 --> 00:44:02,256 HEY, AS YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR LOOT, MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT. 575 00:44:02,256 --> 00:44:05,259 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. I THINK I'LL ENJOY IT. 576 00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:07,761 WHAT ? I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL ! 577 00:44:23,277 --> 00:44:25,279 DAMN YOU ! 578 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,783 LET ME GO. YOU'LL BREAK MY NECK. 579 00:44:35,789 --> 00:44:38,292 WELL, YOU'RE JUST A STUPID OLD FOOL. 580 00:44:38,292 --> 00:44:41,795 YOU LIKE TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A REAL TIGER, DO YOU, HUH ? 581 00:44:41,795 --> 00:44:44,798 WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A TIGER'S ABOUT. 582 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,302 [ Yells ] 583 00:44:56,810 --> 00:45:00,314 I SEE YOUR TIGER'S GOT A BAD PAW, EH ? 584 00:45:00,314 --> 00:45:02,316 [ Shouts ] 585 00:45:17,831 --> 00:45:20,334 IT'S STILL THERE. 586 00:45:32,346 --> 00:45:35,349 [ Grunts ] WHAT ? 587 00:45:35,349 --> 00:45:37,851 ALL THAT KUNG FU. 588 00:45:37,851 --> 00:45:39,853 LOOKS LIKE DANCIN'. 589 00:45:40,354 --> 00:45:41,855 CRANE ATTACKS ! 590 00:45:44,858 --> 00:45:46,860 CRANE STRIKES ! 591 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:50,364 ANGRY CRANE EATS SHRIMP. 592 00:45:51,365 --> 00:45:53,867 THE CRANE FLIES. [ Squawking ] 593 00:45:53,867 --> 00:45:55,869 [ Groaning ] 594 00:46:05,379 --> 00:46:06,880 [ Squealing ] 595 00:46:09,383 --> 00:46:12,386 YOUR FINGER'S STRONGER THAN TEETH. 596 00:46:13,887 --> 00:46:15,889 AAAH ! IS IT BROKEN ? 597 00:46:15,889 --> 00:46:18,392 NOW LET'S START ! 598 00:46:18,392 --> 00:46:20,394 [ Whimpers ] 599 00:46:20,394 --> 00:46:22,396 YOU SCARED ME THEN. 600 00:46:22,396 --> 00:46:24,898 CLIMBING TREES TO GET AWAY NOW ! 601 00:46:25,399 --> 00:46:28,402 BASTARD. MONKEY KUNG FU. 602 00:46:29,903 --> 00:46:32,906 [ Imitating Monkey Grunting ] 603 00:46:39,913 --> 00:46:41,415 [ Sobs ] 604 00:46:55,429 --> 00:46:57,931 [ Groaning ] YOU'RE CHOKING ME. 605 00:46:57,931 --> 00:46:59,933 READY TO LEARN ? 606 00:47:00,434 --> 00:47:02,936 ANSWER ! ANSWER ! HELP ! 607 00:47:02,936 --> 00:47:05,439 MY POOR HEAD. WELL, ARE YOU, HMM ? 608 00:47:05,439 --> 00:47:07,941 I GUESS I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH CHOICE, 609 00:47:07,941 --> 00:47:10,444 BUT I DON'T MUCH CARE FOR YOUR METHODS OF FINDING YOUR PUPILS. 610 00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:15,449 [ Groans ] 611 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:25,459 OH, NO ! [ Whimpers ] 612 00:47:30,464 --> 00:47:33,467 [ Groaning ] OH, NO ! OH, NO ! 613 00:47:33,467 --> 00:47:37,471 [ Screaming ] LET ME DOWN ! 614 00:47:37,471 --> 00:47:39,473 I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET ! 615 00:47:39,473 --> 00:47:41,475 THAT'S ENOUGH. 616 00:47:44,478 --> 00:47:46,480 [ Screams ] 617 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,484 [ Crying ] 618 00:47:50,484 --> 00:47:52,986 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEACHER. 619 00:47:53,487 --> 00:47:55,489 YOU'D BREAK A GORILLA IN HALF. 620 00:47:57,491 --> 00:48:00,494 ALL STUDENTS WITH STYLE MUST LEARN HOW TO FALL. 621 00:48:00,994 --> 00:48:03,997 RIGHT ? THAT WAS ONLY YOUR FIRST LESSON. 622 00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:08,502 [ Snoring ] 623 00:48:13,507 --> 00:48:16,009 [ Snoring Continues ] 624 00:48:42,035 --> 00:48:45,038 [ Snorts ] [ Grunting ] 625 00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:48,041 [ Laughing ] 626 00:48:56,049 --> 00:48:59,052 [ Groaning ] WHERE WERE YOU GOING ? 627 00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:01,054 I WAS GOING TO HAVE A PISS. 628 00:49:01,054 --> 00:49:04,057 HAVE A PISS OVER THERE. OH, ALL RIGHT ! 629 00:49:12,065 --> 00:49:14,568 AII-YII-YII-YII ! 630 00:49:17,070 --> 00:49:20,073 NOW, FILL UP THE RIGHT JARS AND THE LEFT JARS. 631 00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:28,081 [ Whimpers ] HMM, GOOD. 632 00:49:28,081 --> 00:49:30,584 NOW, BACK TO THE RIGHT JAR. 633 00:49:34,588 --> 00:49:37,090 BACK JAR TO THE FRONT JAR. 634 00:49:43,096 --> 00:49:46,600 AND NOW TO THE RIGHT JAR. 635 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,602 NOW TO THE FRONT JAR. 636 00:49:53,607 --> 00:49:56,610 ALL RIGHT. [ Grunts ] 637 00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:59,613 STUPID OLD MAN, PLAYING GAMES. BACK JAR TO LEFT JAR. 638 00:49:59,613 --> 00:50:02,616 BREAKIN' MY BACK IS WHAT THIS WILL DO. [ Screams ] 639 00:50:04,618 --> 00:50:06,119 COME ON, HURRY ! 640 00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:11,625 GEE, MY BALLS ARE BUSTED. 641 00:50:37,651 --> 00:50:41,154 AAAH, FRED ! FREDDIE, COME ON OUT OF THERE. 642 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:57,170 HOPE YOU DROWN IN THERE, YOU OLD CRANK ! 643 00:51:29,202 --> 00:51:31,204 HEY, YOU, GET OUT. 644 00:51:33,707 --> 00:51:36,710 ASSHOLE, GET OUT OF HERE. CAN'T YOU HEAR ? 645 00:51:37,711 --> 00:51:41,214 ARE YOU BLIND, HUH ? THESE PANTS WON'T DRY ON THEIR OWN ! 646 00:51:41,214 --> 00:51:45,218 YOU'RE DONE HANGING AROUND HERE, YOU BUM. KEEP MOVING YOUR ASS. 647 00:51:45,218 --> 00:51:47,721 WHO SAYS ? THIS YOUR PAD, HUH ? 648 00:51:48,221 --> 00:51:49,723 SUPPOSE I DON'T MOVE IT ? 649 00:51:51,224 --> 00:51:54,227 A BIG MOUTH ON A WET ASS. 650 00:51:54,227 --> 00:51:57,731 IT SHOULD BE TAUGHT SOME MANNERS. 651 00:52:01,735 --> 00:52:05,238 OHH ! AAH ! 652 00:52:05,238 --> 00:52:08,742 HOW'S IT FEEL ? ALL DRY ? 653 00:52:08,742 --> 00:52:13,246 RIGHT, LITTLE FART. I'LL GIVE YOU DRY. I'LL SHOVE YOU IN HEAD FIRST ! 654 00:52:22,756 --> 00:52:24,758 COME ON. WATCH THE BIRDIE. 655 00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:44,277 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ? 656 00:52:44,277 --> 00:52:47,781 KUNG FU ? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT LOAD OF SHIT ? 657 00:52:47,781 --> 00:52:50,784 NO ONE CALLS MY DAD'S KUNG FU SHIT ! 658 00:53:06,299 --> 00:53:09,302 JUDGING BY YOU, YOUR OLD MAN'S KUNG FU STINKS. 659 00:53:09,302 --> 00:53:12,806 I WOULDN'T ASK HIM TO WIPE THE SHIT OFF MY DAMNED ASSHOLE. 660 00:53:14,307 --> 00:53:16,810 [ Grunting ] 661 00:53:17,811 --> 00:53:20,814 PERHAPS IT'S BETTER YOU CALLED ME FATHER. 662 00:53:20,814 --> 00:53:23,817 GET BENT, OKAY ! 663 00:53:30,824 --> 00:53:34,327 SIT. STAND UP. 664 00:53:34,327 --> 00:53:36,830 SIT DOWN. [ Groaning ] 665 00:53:37,831 --> 00:53:41,835 YOU SEE, ALL MY DOGS MUST OBEY. HYAH ! 666 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:43,837 [ Shouts ] 667 00:54:05,358 --> 00:54:08,495 I WON'T EVEN NEED MY HANDS FOR YOU, STUPID. 668 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,497 AH, YOU BETTER USE THEM ! 669 00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,500 I'M NOT SCARED ! [ Grunting ] 670 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:18,004 HYAH ! 671 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:20,006 [ Groaning ] 672 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:26,012 WELL, SHITHEAD, HAD ENOUGH ? 673 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:29,015 I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU SINK IN HELLFIRE ! 674 00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:43,029 [ Shouts ] GET BACK ! 675 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:48,034 WHAT ? AH, SO YOU'RE IN YOUR TURTLE SHELL NOW. 676 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:50,036 [ Yelling ] 677 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,551 [ Chuckling ] YOUR SKULL'S LIKE BUTTER. 678 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:08,555 IT'S NOT WORTH IT. YOU CAN STUDY KUNG FU FOR 20 YEARS IF YOU WANT, 679 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:11,057 BUT YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME. 680 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:16,062 [ Shouting ] 681 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,573 ME KILL A NOBODY LIKE YOU ? NO. 682 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:30,577 COULD RUIN THAT GOOD REPUTATION OF MINE. BEND DOWN, YOU LITTLE SQUIRT ! 683 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:34,581 CRAWL BETWEEN MY LEGS ! GO CLEAN CRUD AND PISSHOLES ! 684 00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:37,584 CRAWL ! 685 00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:53,099 [ Groans ] 686 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,115 HEY, HOLD IT. 687 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:13,119 AREN'T THESE YOUR PANTS ? 688 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:04,671 [ Echoing ] WELL, NOW, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ? 689 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:07,173 KUNG FU ? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT LOAD OF SHIT ? 690 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,175 YOUR FATHER ? 691 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,185 I CAN SQUASH YOU. YOUR SKULL'S LIKE BUTTER. 692 00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:23,189 EVEN IF YOU WERE TO STUDY FOR 20 YEARS, YOU WOULDN'T BEAT ME. 693 00:57:39,205 --> 00:57:41,708 TO KILL A NOBODY LIKE YOU ? NO. 694 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:45,211 IT COULD RUIN THAT GOOD REPUTATION OF MINE. 695 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:48,715 BEND DOWN, YOU LITTLE SQUIRT ! YOU'D BEST GO CLEAN CRUD AND PISSHOLES ! 696 00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:52,218 CRAWL BETWEEN MY LEGS ! CRAWL ! 697 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:10,737 [ Grunts ] 698 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,763 UH-- 699 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,266 UM-- 700 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,785 [ Grunts ] 701 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,289 [ Grunts ] 702 00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:05,792 HUH ? 703 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,294 [ Shouts, Groans ] 704 00:59:08,294 --> 00:59:10,797 CAREFUL WITH THAT WINE. 705 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,799 IT'S ONE OF THE BEST, HUH ? 706 00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:17,303 IT'S GOOD, HUH ? 707 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:19,305 LET ME DRY YOUR CLOTHES. 708 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:23,309 [ Chuckles ] 709 00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:26,312 [ Chuckling ] 710 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,324 BARE KNEES ? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS ? 711 00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:40,326 UH-- [ Chuckles ] 712 00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:44,831 [ Scoffs ] 713 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:49,836 [ Sniffing ] 714 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,839 [ Sniffing ] AAH ! 715 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:55,842 MY GOD ! IT'S BURNING ! MY COAT ! 716 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:02,849 OH, LOOK AT MY COAT. 717 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:11,357 HYAH ! 718 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:37,383 [ Groaning ] 719 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:39,385 MY WRISTS ARE BROKEN ! 720 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:48,895 [ Shouting ] 721 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,904 [ Grunting ] 722 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:02,408 [ Groaning ] 723 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,911 MY WRISTS-- THEY HURT. 724 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:07,413 YOUR WRISTS SEEM TO BE VERY WEAK. [ Groans ] 725 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:17,924 IF I WERE A RABBIT, I'D WANT TO EAT GREENS. 726 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:21,427 THE TEA'S WEAK, AND IT'S COLD AGAIN. [ Shouts ] 727 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:25,932 [ Groaning ] OH, TEACHER, IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE NOW. 728 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,434 YOU'RE HUNGRY, EAT. 729 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:35,441 [ Slurping ] 730 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:37,944 WHAT'S WRONG ? WEAK WRISTS ? 731 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,947 CAN'T PICK UP YOUR FOOD ? HERE. 732 01:03:02,528 --> 01:03:05,031 [ Panting ] 733 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,533 TEACHER, I'M FINISHED. 734 01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:11,037 THAT WAS QUICK. YEAH. 735 01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:14,040 USE THESE SMALLER CUPS TO EMPTY AGAIN. 736 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,044 [ Whining ] YOU GO ON. 737 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:21,547 OH, I WISH I'D KNOWN ABOUT THIS PART FIRST. 738 01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:33,059 OH, THIS IS KILLING ME ! 739 01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:39,065 HEY, FREDDIE. WHAT ? 740 01:03:39,565 --> 01:03:41,567 CRACK THIS WALNUT FOR ME. 741 01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:44,570 SURE. 742 01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:46,572 [ Grunts ] 743 01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:50,076 YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT THIS WAY. 744 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:52,078 THERE. NOW YOU TRY IT. 745 01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:55,081 HUH ? 746 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,585 [ Chuckling ] 747 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,105 HMM. 748 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,119 [ Chuckling ] 749 01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:39,625 [ Shouts ] 750 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,635 [ Shouts ] 751 01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:54,140 PLEASE, TEACHER ! HAVEN'T I CRACKED ENOUGH FOR TODAY ? 752 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,143 A MONKEY WOULD DIE UNDER THE STRAIN. 753 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:59,645 WHY DON'T WE TAKE A WALK, HUH ? 754 01:05:00,646 --> 01:05:03,649 ALL RIGHT. [ Snickers ] 755 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:07,153 I DID IT ! 756 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:09,155 [ Chuckling ] 757 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:14,160 [ Laughing ] OH, BOY ! 758 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,163 YOU'RE QUICK AT IT. YEAH. 759 01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:22,168 [ Freddie ] OKAY, TEACHER, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET ON IT ? 760 01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:27,673 HEY THERE. GET GOING NOW. 761 01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:29,675 WHAT, GO NOW ? 762 01:05:29,675 --> 01:05:33,679 I HAVEN'T MADE MY WINE MONEY YET. [ Chuckles ] 763 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:37,183 I STILL GOT TO WIN SOME MORE YET. 764 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:40,186 THERE ! WHO'S BETTING ? GET YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE. 765 01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:42,688 BACK YOUR WINNER NOW. 766 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:44,690 [ Men Chattering ] 767 01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:46,692 COME ON ! 768 01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:50,196 COME ON ! PLAY ! COME ON, PLAY ! 769 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:53,699 [ Shouting Continues ] PLAY THE GAME ! PLAY THE GAME ! 770 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:56,702 HEY ! WHAT IS THIS ? COME ON ! 771 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:59,705 HEY ! CAN THE NOISE. 772 01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:01,707 PLAY. 773 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,711 YOU WIN ! [ Onlookers Shouting ] 774 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:09,715 WE'VE WON AGAIN ! WE'VE GOT IT RIGHT ON ! HEY, THIS IS GREAT ! 775 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:12,718 [ Shouting Continues ] I TOLD YOU HE WOULD. 776 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,722 WE'VE GOT ENOUGH TO BUY A DECENT MEAL AND GOOD WINE. 777 01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:19,225 - HUH ? WE'RE RICH ! - HEY, YOU THERE. 778 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,728 OLD MAN. I'VE GOT 50 TO LOSE. 779 01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,731 - I'LL PLAY YOU FOR IT. - RIGHT. 780 01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:28,234 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. [ Laughing ] 781 01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:37,243 HMM. 782 01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:54,260 [ Laughing ] GO AHEAD, CHOOSE. 783 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,263 OH, SURE, SIR. 784 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:03,769 LET'S SEE. 785 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:08,774 [ Cracking ] 786 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,778 HUH ? 787 01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:16,782 YOU SEE ? IT'S NOT THERE. 788 01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:18,784 HOLD ON. HEY, WHAT THE-- 789 01:07:18,784 --> 01:07:22,288 YOU THINK YOU'RE QUICK, HUH ? LISTEN, BALDY, MY EYES ARE QUICKER. 790 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,291 LAY OFF ! 791 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:30,796 [ Onlookers Gasping, Chattering ] YOU'RE TRYING TO CHEAT, HUH ? 792 01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:32,798 [ Chattering Continues ] 793 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:34,800 - POLICE ! POLICE ! - [ Clamoring ] 794 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,802 [ Man ] HEY, EVERYBODY RUN ! LET'S GO ! 795 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:47,313 YOU'RE A DISHONEST CHEAT AND A DIRTY THIEF. 796 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,815 GIVE ME BACK THAT MONEY ! NAH ! 797 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:52,318 YOU MUST BE JOKING. I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY, YOU MEATHEAD. 798 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:54,820 DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE WHO I AM ? WHO CARES WHO YOU ARE ! 799 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:58,824 THAT'S RIGHT. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. 800 01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:00,826 RAT, THE IRON-HEADED BULLET. 801 01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:06,332 OH, WOW. THAT'S HORRIBLE. 802 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:09,335 [ Laughs ] SCARED, ARE YOU ? 803 01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:13,339 HEY, BALDY ! YOU'D BETTER GET THIS STRAIGHT. 804 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:16,842 YOU'RE GONNA PAY BACK THAT MONEY. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A TIGER ! 805 01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:19,345 [ Chuckles ] I WARN YOU, SHITFACE. 806 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:22,348 I PICK WHO I'M GONNA BURY NEXT. 807 01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:25,851 SAY YOUR PRAYERS FAST, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL MY IRON HEAD ! 808 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:27,853 [ Grunting, Shouts ] 809 01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:30,856 [ Shouting ] 810 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:49,875 TEACHER, HIS HEAD'S MUCH TOO HARD. DON'T GIVE UP NOW. 811 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:53,379 LET'S SEE HOW YOU STOP IRON BULLET ! [ Shouting ] 812 01:08:53,879 --> 01:08:55,881 OH ! 813 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:01,887 [ Both Chuckling ] 814 01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:04,890 [ Shouting ] 815 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:18,404 OH ! [ Groaning ] GOOD. VERY GOOD. 816 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:21,407 [ Shouting Continues ] 817 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,933 YOU SURE CAN JUMP. BET YOU'D NEVER GUESS THAT THAT'S HOW YOU'D END UP, 818 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:49,935 JUMPING INTO SOMEONE'S PANTS. 819 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:51,937 [ Shouting ] 820 01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,459 HERE, BOY. 821 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:19,465 [ So Hai Chuckling ] [ Moaning ] 822 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:22,468 GREAT ! IT WORKS ! HERE, HARD NUT, TRY THIS ! 823 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,974 GONG ! YOU STILL FEEL LIKE FIGHTING, HUH ? 824 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,483 [ Chuckles ] 825 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:48,994 LOOKS LIKE YOUR BULLET'S GOT CARBUNCLES. 826 01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,997 [ Sobbing ] THAT'S ENOUGH, PLEASE ! 827 01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:55,000 SURE. 828 01:10:57,002 --> 01:10:59,004 [ Sobbing ] 829 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,517 TEACHER, MY WRISTS ARE KILLING ME ! 830 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:30,536 GET UP ! [ Groaning ] 831 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,044 OH, MY HANDS ! [ Whining, Groaning ] 832 01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:49,054 NO MORE EXERCISES. GO FETCH SOME WINE FROM THE VILLAGE. 833 01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:51,557 OH, SURE. OKAY, TEACHER. 834 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,559 [ People Chattering ] 835 01:12:03,068 --> 01:12:05,070 WAITER ! 836 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,074 SOME MORE WINE IN THERE. HOW MUCH WINE, SIR ? 837 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:12,578 FILL THE BOTTLE WITH THREE CUPS. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. 838 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:15,080 RED WINE OR WHITE, SIR ? MMM. 839 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,583 WHITE WINE, YOU IDIOT ! BE QUICK ! 840 01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:26,091 SIR ? MMM. MMM. 841 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,602 SURE. YEAH. 842 01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:48,614 [ Shuddering ] DAMN IT ! 843 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:51,617 WHERE'S THAT STUPID BOY GOT TO WITH MY WINE ? 844 01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,629 WHERE IS HE ? 845 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:06,131 OH ! 846 01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:11,136 THAT'S THE FELLA. 847 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:20,145 OLD MAN, WHERE ARE YOU FROM ? 848 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:22,147 AND WHO MAY YOU BE, HUH ? 849 01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:24,650 WELL, NOW. [ Yelling ] 850 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:29,154 OLD MAN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE NAME KING OF BAMBOO ? 851 01:13:29,154 --> 01:13:31,657 YES, OF COURSE I HAVE. 852 01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,660 I HAVE NO DOUBT SO HAI RINGS A LITTLE BELL ? 853 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,662 SO HAI ? 854 01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:39,164 I AND NO OTHER. 855 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,169 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. BUT HOLD IT, BAMBOO. 856 01:13:44,169 --> 01:13:46,171 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT'S SO HAI ? WHY NOT ? 857 01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:49,174 SEE THERE ? HIS HANDS. 858 01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:53,178 SO HAI WOULDN'T BE SHAKING LIKE THAT, WOULD HE ? 859 01:13:53,178 --> 01:13:55,180 YOU CAN SEE HE'S A FAKE. 860 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,685 [ Chuckling ] 861 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:03,689 GOT IT. YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING FUNNY, HUH ? BUT I AIN'T TAKEN IN SO EASY. 862 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:07,693 BUT I'M NOT LYING TO YOU. AFTER ALL, I AM SO HAI. 863 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:09,194 WELL, LET'S SEE. 864 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:01,747 [ Bamboo Stick Swooshing ] 865 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:06,251 - TEACHER ! OH ! - GIVE ME THE WINE ! 866 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,762 IT'S WATER ! 867 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:25,771 [ Shouts ] YOU IDIOT ! NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 868 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,776 [ Shouting ] 869 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,782 TEACHER ! 870 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,303 THIS WAY ! 871 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,824 [ Both Groaning ] 872 01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,840 SO, THEY WERE DAMN LUCKY. 873 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,843 NEXT TIME I SEE THEM, I SHALL TAKE THEM APART. 874 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,845 LET'S GO. 875 01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:05,871 THAT'S BAD. YOU MUST EAT AFTER A FIGHT. 876 01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:11,877 TEACHER, YOU KNOW I'M SORRY. IT WAS ALL BECAUSE I SPENT THE MONEY. 877 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:14,379 SEEMS BAD LUCK FOLLOWS YOU AROUND. 878 01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:17,382 I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS IN THESE PAST 70 YEARS. 879 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:20,886 BUT TILL TODAY, I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'VE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN A FIGHT. 880 01:17:20,886 --> 01:17:23,388 IT WASN'T THAT BAMBOO WAS BETTER THAN YOU. 881 01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:25,390 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT NO STRENGTH WITHOUT YOUR WINE. 882 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,393 MMM, YOU SURE CAN TALK. 883 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:31,897 WELL, IT'S TRUE. BUT IF I WASN'T SO BADLY TRAINED, 884 01:17:31,897 --> 01:17:34,900 I COULD'VE BEAT THAT NO-GOOD JERK, EVEN THOUGH HE'S BAMBOO KING. 885 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:38,904 OH ! YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU THINK I'M NOT TEACHING YOU RIGHT ? 886 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,907 IS THAT IT ? WELL, IT'S ALL EXERCISE. 887 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,909 JUST FALLING ALL OVER THE GROUND. 888 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,411 BORING WRIST EXERCISES. HOW COULD I WIN WITH THAT ? 889 01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:51,917 [ Laughing Continues ] 890 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:54,920 DON'T YOU REALIZE YOUR FATHER IS, 891 01:17:55,420 --> 01:17:57,422 WITHOUT QUESTION, A REAL GOOD TEACHER ? 892 01:17:57,422 --> 01:18:00,425 ROBERT WONG'S METHODS ARE SOME OF THE BEST THERE ARE. 893 01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:02,928 SO WHY DO YOU THINK HE ASKED ME TO TEACH YOU MY STYLE ? 894 01:18:04,429 --> 01:18:06,932 JUST SO YOU COULD TORTURE ME. 895 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:13,939 HE WANTS YOU TO TRAIN WITH ME 'CAUSE HE KNOWS I'VE GOT A SECRET STYLE. 896 01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:19,444 - TELL ME ABOUT IT THEN. - THE SECRET OF MY EIGHT DRUNK GODS. 897 01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:22,948 OH, YEAH ? I SUPPOSE YOU'LL PROBABLY TEACH THE CRAWL OF THE DRUNKEN CAT TO ME. 898 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:26,451 THAT SHOWS YOUR DAMNED IGNORANCE. 899 01:18:26,451 --> 01:18:29,454 DOZENS AND DOZENS OF MEN HAVE PLEADED WITH ME TO TEACH THEM. 900 01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:31,957 ALWAYS REFUSE. SO THERE. 901 01:19:05,490 --> 01:19:07,993 DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY STAGGERING AROUND. 902 01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:10,495 THERE'S POWER INSIDE TO KILL. 903 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,497 IT LOOKS REAL ENOUGH, YET IT ISN'T. 904 01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:16,001 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PRETENDING TO LOSE LETS YOU WIN. 905 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:37,022 [ Chuckling ] SO, CLEVER, ISN'T IT ? 906 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:40,025 SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHOWN ME YET ? 907 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:44,029 AH ! YOU MUST KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF BASICS. 908 01:19:44,529 --> 01:19:47,532 WITHOUT THEM, ALL YOUR WORK IS A WASTE OF TIME. 909 01:19:47,532 --> 01:19:49,534 WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN PUSHING YOU ? 910 01:19:49,534 --> 01:19:52,537 THERE ARE BASICS THAT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO MASTER... 911 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:55,040 THE TECHNIQUES OF THE EIGHT DRUNKEN GODS. 912 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,542 - I THINK YOU'RE READY FOR IT. - IS THAT RIGHT ? 913 01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:02,547 TO STUDY MY STYLE, YOU'LL FIND IT EASIER IF YOU HAVE A DRINK FIRST. 914 01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:04,549 OH. 915 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,053 COME ON, DRINK UP. 916 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:12,057 OH ! 917 01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:17,062 TAKE ANOTHER CUP. OH. 918 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,067 [ Hiccups ] 919 01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:24,569 NOW, FREDDIE, DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL, BOY ? 920 01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:28,073 SURE. IT WAS AWFUL. REAL STUPID PROFESSORS. 921 01:20:29,574 --> 01:20:31,576 DRINK DOWN THE WINE. 922 01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:34,579 CUPS SHOULD NOT REST ! 923 01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:37,082 I'LL SING YOU SONGS. 924 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:39,584 AND IT'LL PUT YOUR EARS TO THE TEST, RIGHT ? 925 01:20:40,585 --> 01:20:44,089 ?? POWER AND WEALTH ARE TO NO AVAIL ?? 926 01:20:44,589 --> 01:20:47,592 ?? LET ONLY OUR DRINKING PREVAIL ???? 927 01:20:47,592 --> 01:20:49,594 BOY, ENOUGH. ENOUGH ! 928 01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:56,101 [ Chuckles ] A SOBER MAN AND THE SAGES... 929 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:58,603 ARE BOTH LOST THROUGH THE AGES. 930 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:02,107 BUT ALL OUR BRAVE DRINKERS NEVER SHALL DIE. 931 01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:06,111 BUT ALL OUR BRAVE DRINKERS NEVER SHALL DIE. 932 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:09,114 CHEN FONG PRODUCES WINE-- [ Continues, Slurred ] 933 01:21:09,114 --> 01:21:13,618 HUH ? YOU KNOW WHY SOLDIERS ARE ALWAYS SO YOUNG ? 934 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,123 EVEN THE KING COULDN'T STOP MY DRINKING ! 935 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:22,127 LET'S DRINK A TOAST TO OUR SHIP THAT'S SINKING. 936 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,631 WITH UPLIFTING CUP, I SAY TO THE MOON-- 937 01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:32,137 WHY DOES MY SHADOW APPEAR TO SWOON ? 938 01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:36,141 WINE IS READY IN CUP, YOU SEE. 939 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,143 PUT DOWN MY CUP. 940 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,145 THE HORSES ARE "WAZY." 941 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:44,149 FALLEN IN THE FIELDS OF BATTLE, THE SOLDIER SAYS, 942 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,152 "WHO WILL REMEMBER ME ? 943 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:50,155 WHO WILL REMEMBER ME ?" 944 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:53,658 [ Mumbling ] 945 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:04,002 THE GOD LIU. THE DRUNKARD WITH INTERNAL STRENGTH. 946 01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:45,543 THE GOD LEE. A DRUNKEN CRIPPLE WITH A POWERFUL RIGHT LEG. 947 01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:16,574 THE GOD FAT HAN. A DRUNKARD HOLDING A POT IN HIS ARMS. 948 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:44,602 THE GOD LAM. 949 01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:47,605 A DRUNK WITH A SUDDEN DEADLY WAIST ATTACK. 950 01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:18,636 THE GOD CHANG. THE DRUNK WITH THE SWIFT DOUBLE KICKS. 951 01:24:45,663 --> 01:24:50,168 DRUNKEN SO, THE GOD WITH THE POWERFUL THROAT LOCK. 952 01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:18,696 THE ARTFUL GOD HONG. THE DRUNKEN FLUTE PLAYER WITH THE POWERFUL WRISTS. 953 01:25:37,715 --> 01:25:39,717 THE GOD MISS HO. 954 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,220 THE DRUNKEN WOMAN FLAUNTING HER BODY. 955 01:25:45,723 --> 01:25:48,726 ???? [ Imitating Woman Humming ] 956 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:54,232 COME ON, BOY. THIS IS SERIOUS. 957 01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:56,734 THIS STYLE'S MEANT FOR WOMEN, ISN'T IT ? 958 01:25:56,734 --> 01:25:59,237 MISS HO IS A WOMAN, YES, BUT SHE'S STRONG. 959 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:01,739 WATCH ME AND FOLLOW. OKAY. 960 01:26:20,258 --> 01:26:22,260 CAN YOU DO IT ? 961 01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,762 OH, YEAH, IT'S REAL EASY. 962 01:26:24,762 --> 01:26:27,765 PUT SOME ENERGY IN IT. YEAH, OKAY ! 963 01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:31,269 ???? [ Imitating Woman Humming ] 964 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:34,772 THIS IS SISSY. I WON'T DO IT. 965 01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:44,282 MR. WONG, JUST WHY DID YOU PERSUADE THE PEOPLE OF BULL HILL... 966 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:46,784 NOT TO SELL ME THEIR PROPERTY ? 967 01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:48,786 WHAT WAS YOUR REASON FOR IT ? 968 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:52,790 WAS IT BECAUSE OF THAT BUSINESS OVER YOUR SON ? 969 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:56,794 THAT'S A PERSONAL ISSUE, AND IT WILL BE SETTLED IN GOOD TIME. 970 01:26:57,295 --> 01:27:01,799 I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE. WHAT IS YOUR GAME ? WHAT IS YOURS ? 971 01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:05,803 MR. LEE, I AM MOST INTERESTED TO KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO BUY BULL HILL. 972 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:07,805 AS YOU WISH TO KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU. 973 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:12,310 THAT OLD GRAVEYARD UP THERE, IT'S BEEN HAUNTING US FOR CENTURIES, 974 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:14,312 DISTURBING FAMILY SPIRITS. 975 01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:17,815 THEY'LL GET MORE THAN $20 PER LOT. 976 01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:19,817 IT'S GOOD MONEY FOR THAT LAND. 977 01:27:19,817 --> 01:27:21,819 THEN YOU BUTT YOUR NOSE IN WHERE IT ISN'T WANTED. 978 01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:25,323 - YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO BUY A GRAVEYARD. - HUH ? HUH ? 979 01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:28,326 DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME ? THERE'S A CURSE ON THE NAME OF LEE, 980 01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:30,328 AND IT MUST BE EXORCISED. 981 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,830 I'VE GOT THREE MISTRESSES WITHOUT CHILDREN. 982 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:36,334 I'D BE CONTENT WITH A CHICKEN EGG, BUT THEY CAN'T PRODUCE THAT. 983 01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:40,338 OH, MIGHT YOU BE BECOMING A LITTLE SENILE ? 984 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,341 UH-- [ Clears Throat ] 985 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:45,843 YEAH, YOU LIKE TO TALK SOME, MR. LEE. 986 01:27:45,843 --> 01:27:48,346 I DON'T FIND IT AMUSING, I'M AFRAID. 987 01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:50,848 AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? JUST THIS. 988 01:27:50,848 --> 01:27:54,352 YOU WANT BULL HILL, IN ORDER THAT YOU CAN HAVE WHAT'S UNDER THE GROUND. 989 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:57,355 - HUH ? YOU MUST BE MAD ! - THE COAL. 990 01:27:57,355 --> 01:28:00,858 - BULL ! - YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT BULL HILL... 991 01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:02,860 HAS A RICH COAL SEAM DOWNRIVER. 992 01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:06,364 AND THAT'S A LARGE INTEREST YOU'VE GOT IN PANCO COMPANY. 993 01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:08,366 YEAH. THAT'S WHY YOU WANT TO BUY, 994 01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:10,868 AND I'M GOING TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T ! 995 01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:17,375 AH, THERE'S A REAL BIG DEPOSIT THERE. 996 01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:19,377 NOW, WONG, LET'S CUT YOU IN ON IT. 997 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:24,882 AS SOON AS THE DEAL'S OVER, I'LL SEE THAT THERE IS 20% IN IT FOR YOU. 998 01:28:24,882 --> 01:28:27,885 IS THAT SO ? I'M HIGHLY FLATTERED. 999 01:28:27,885 --> 01:28:29,887 KIND OF YOU, BUT I REFUSE. 1000 01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:32,390 IN THE FIRST INSTANCE, IT'S NOT YOURS TO GIVE. 1001 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,892 THAT LAND BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE HERE. NOW YOU CAN GO ! 1002 01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:38,896 ROBERT WONG, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME. 1003 01:28:38,896 --> 01:28:42,400 I'LL NOT BE THWARTED OVER THIS. THERE'S WAYS AND MEANS ! 1004 01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:05,923 [ Mr. Lee's Voice ] "I WILL PAY YOU $1,000 FOR THE DEATH OF ROBERT WONG." 1005 01:29:07,925 --> 01:29:10,428 ROBERT WONG'S DEAD. 1006 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:26,944 OKAY, YOU GOT EVERYTHING READY FOR THE WEDDING FEAST ? SURE. LOOK AROUND. 1007 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:35,453 - SEE THERE'S PLENTY OF WINE AT TABLE ONE. -YES, SIR. 1008 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:42,960 WELL, IT'S YOU AGAIN, MR. STICK. 1009 01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:48,966 - BIG FUNERAL, HUH ? - HUH ? 1010 01:29:48,966 --> 01:29:54,472 ARE YOU A DAMN MASOCHIST, LOOKING FOR MORE PUNISHMENT ? ARE YOU STILL ITCHING ? 1011 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:01,479 YEAH, I'M ITCHING, ALL RIGHT. MY HANDS ARE RESTLESS. 1012 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:05,483 AH, GOOD. I'LL BREAK ANOTHER DISH. WHAT'S THAT, SIR ? 1013 01:30:05,483 --> 01:30:08,486 FILLETED BOY ON STICK. GO GET MY STICK. OKAY. 1014 01:30:08,986 --> 01:30:10,488 SO YOU COOK. 1015 01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:14,492 I'LL TRY THIS. 1016 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:17,495 GOOD. REAL TASTY. 1017 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,998 MASTER. 1018 01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:24,001 HERE'S TO YOU. 1019 01:30:24,001 --> 01:30:27,004 [ Shouting ] 1020 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:36,514 [ Grunting ] 1021 01:30:56,534 --> 01:30:59,036 HERE, BITE THIS. 1022 01:30:59,036 --> 01:31:01,539 WOW ! YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP, ALL RIGHT. 1023 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:04,542 BIT RIGHT THROUGH THE BOWL. [ Yelling ] 1024 01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:26,564 - NOW WHAT ? - [ Yelling ] 1025 01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:40,578 BE CAREFUL NOW, TOOTHY. TAKE IT EASY. 1026 01:31:50,087 --> 01:31:53,090 I DID TELL YOU TO TAKE IT EASY. 1027 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,607 HI. SIT STILL THERE ! 1028 01:32:12,610 --> 01:32:14,612 [ Flatulence ] 1029 01:32:17,114 --> 01:32:19,116 AND THAT'S CALLED A FART FOR THE STICK KING. 1030 01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:21,619 [ Yelling Continues ] 1031 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:31,128 -[ Flatulent Sound ] - THAT'S CALLED DOG EAT SHIT. 1032 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:33,130 NOT QUITE. 1033 01:32:38,636 --> 01:32:41,138 NO SOONER SAID. 1034 01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:23,681 [ Shouting Continues ] 1035 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:04,722 HE'S PISSED. 1036 01:34:05,222 --> 01:34:06,724 [ Grunts ] 1037 01:34:18,736 --> 01:34:22,740 [ Groaning ] 1038 01:34:27,244 --> 01:34:29,747 [ Mumbling ] 1039 01:34:34,251 --> 01:34:36,754 [ Grunting ] 1040 01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:44,762 [ Chuckles ] OH, BOY, SOME GOOD WINE. 1041 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:47,264 THE OLD MAN WILL LIKE THIS. 1042 01:34:50,768 --> 01:34:53,771 TEACHER, I GOT SOME WINE FOR YOU. SOME REAL GOOD STUFF. 1043 01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,273 A PRESENT FROM MR. STICK. 1044 01:34:59,276 --> 01:35:01,779 TEACHER ! 1045 01:35:01,779 --> 01:35:03,781 TEACHER ? 1046 01:35:06,283 --> 01:35:08,285 TEACHER ? 1047 01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:09,787 TEACHER ! 1048 01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:22,299 [ So Hai's Voice ] FREDDIE, ONE YEAR HAS PASSED, 1049 01:35:22,299 --> 01:35:25,302 AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO TAKE OUR SEPARATE PATHS. 1050 01:35:25,302 --> 01:35:28,806 I HAVE TAUGHT YOU ALL THE TECHNIQUES AND THE MAGIC OF KUNG FU. 1051 01:35:28,806 --> 01:35:31,308 PRACTICE DILIGENTLY, MASTER EACH TECHNIQUE, 1052 01:35:31,308 --> 01:35:35,312 AND REMEMBER THE EIGHT DRUNKEN GODS AS THE ULTIMATE KUNG FU. 1053 01:35:35,312 --> 01:35:38,816 MY HOME IS THE WORLD. TRY NOT TO MISS ME. 1054 01:35:38,816 --> 01:35:41,318 RETURN HOME TO YOUR FATHER NOW AND BE A GOOD SON. 1055 01:35:41,318 --> 01:35:45,322 JUST REMEMBER, SHOULD YOU EVER NEED ME, I'LL COME TO YOU. 1056 01:35:45,823 --> 01:35:47,324 SO HAI. 1057 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:59,837 TEACHER ! TEACHER ! 1058 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:01,839 TEACHER ! 1059 01:36:07,344 --> 01:36:10,347 [ Forceful Exhaling, Grunting ] 1060 01:36:19,857 --> 01:36:22,860 [ Forceful Exhaling, Grunting Continue ] 1061 01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:27,865 MORE STRAIGHT. [ Man ] MASTER WONG ! 1062 01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:30,868 MASTER WONG ! MASTER ! WHAT IS IT ? 1063 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:34,371 LEE AND ALL HIS MAN ARE DIGGING UP ON BULL HILL ! ABOUT 20 OF THEM ! 1064 01:36:34,371 --> 01:36:36,874 WHAT ? YOU SAW THEM THERE ? YES, SIR. 1065 01:36:36,874 --> 01:36:39,376 YOU, BOY, TELL MY MEN I'M UP ON BULL HILL. BE QUICK ! 1066 01:36:39,877 --> 01:36:42,379 COME ON THEN ! 1067 01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:45,883 OVER THIS WAY. DOWN IN THE VALLEY. 1068 01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:04,902 HYAH ! 1069 01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:17,414 [ Groans ] 1070 01:37:18,916 --> 01:37:21,919 YOUR SKILL IN KUNG FU IS RENOWNED. 1071 01:37:21,919 --> 01:37:25,422 I'D LIKE TO COMPLIMENT YOU, MR. WONG. 1072 01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:28,926 WHO ARE YOU ? I HAVEN'T MET YOU ANYWHERE BEFORE TODAY. 1073 01:37:28,926 --> 01:37:31,428 - WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME ? - [ Chuckling ] 1074 01:37:31,428 --> 01:37:35,933 I'M THUNDERLEG. FOR MONEY, I ASSASSINATE. 1075 01:37:35,933 --> 01:37:38,936 TODAY I HAVE AN OPPONENT THAT'S WORTHY. 1076 01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:41,438 I'D LIKE TO PAY MY RESPECTS TO YOU. 1077 01:37:41,438 --> 01:37:45,943 OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT COLD-BLOODED ASSASSIN THAT EVERYONE FEARS, 1078 01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:47,945 THUNDERLEG, WHO'D SELL HIS BROTHER FOR MONEY. 1079 01:37:47,945 --> 01:37:49,947 YOU GOT IT. 1080 01:37:51,448 --> 01:37:54,451 BUT KILLING ME, YOU WON'T FIND THAT SO EASY. 1081 01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:58,956 [ Chuckles ] THEN I GUESS THAT YOU'LL WISH ME SUCCESS. 1082 01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:00,958 YAH ! 1083 01:38:15,472 --> 01:38:16,974 [ Groans ] 1084 01:38:18,475 --> 01:38:22,479 HANDS OVER DOORKNOBS, AND LEGS BREAK DOWN DOORS. 1085 01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:34,992 YOU SEE, 30% HANDS, 70% LEGS. 1086 01:38:54,011 --> 01:38:55,512 [ Groaning ] 1087 01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:57,014 HYAH ! 1088 01:38:59,516 --> 01:39:01,518 HYAH ! 1089 01:39:07,524 --> 01:39:09,026 HYAH ! 1090 01:39:16,033 --> 01:39:19,536 ROBERT WONG, ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOUR DEATH YET ? 1091 01:39:32,049 --> 01:39:34,051 FATHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 1092 01:39:34,051 --> 01:39:36,053 DON'T WORRY. I'M HERE, ALL RIGHT ? 1093 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:38,055 WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR ? THIS MATCH MINE. 1094 01:39:38,055 --> 01:39:40,057 YOU'LL SEE. I'M A MASTER NOW. 1095 01:39:40,057 --> 01:39:42,059 WHOEVER INSULTED YOU PAYS WITH HIS LIFE. 1096 01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:44,061 THAT I SWEAR. I'LL FIGHT NOW. 1097 01:39:46,063 --> 01:39:48,565 YOU ? HUH ? IT'S YOU AGAIN. 1098 01:39:48,565 --> 01:39:50,567 [ Chuckling ] 1099 01:39:50,567 --> 01:39:52,569 I'M REAL GLAD YOU GOT HERE. 1100 01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:56,573 - YOU CAN HELP BURY YOUR OLD MAN, SHITFACE. - I'LL SEE. 1101 01:39:56,573 --> 01:39:59,076 HEY, MASTER WONG, 1102 01:39:59,076 --> 01:40:02,079 IT WAS A REAL SAD DAY FOR YOU THE DAY YOU FATHERED THAT ASSHOLE. 1103 01:40:02,079 --> 01:40:06,583 YOU WATCH OUT, OR YOU'LL HAVE A BODY WITH NO ASS ! 1104 01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:08,585 [ Scoffs ] WELL, NOW, DUMBHEAD, 1105 01:40:09,086 --> 01:40:12,089 I SUGGEST YOU GO CLEAN SHIT, OR I'LL HAVE TO BURY YOU TOO. 1106 01:40:12,589 --> 01:40:16,593 I WILL DIE, BASTARD, BUT THE WORMS'LL GROW FAT ON YOU ! 1107 01:40:16,593 --> 01:40:19,096 SO, I'M UNLUCKY TODAY. 1108 01:40:19,096 --> 01:40:21,098 TWO WILL DIE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. 1109 01:40:21,098 --> 01:40:25,602 - UP YOURS ! - [ Grunting ] 1110 01:40:25,602 --> 01:40:31,108 HEY, HOLD IT ! HOLD IT ! WAIT FOR ME ! 1111 01:40:31,108 --> 01:40:34,611 WAIT ! TEACHER ! HOW'D YOU GET HERE ? 1112 01:40:34,611 --> 01:40:36,613 OH, NOW WE'LL REALLY HAVE FUN. 1113 01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:39,616 SO HAI HAS TO SEE THIS FIGHT. 1114 01:40:40,117 --> 01:40:42,119 SO HAI, GO ! 1115 01:40:42,119 --> 01:40:44,621 GO AWAY. THIS IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. 1116 01:40:44,621 --> 01:40:47,624 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. IT'S MY BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT. 1117 01:40:47,624 --> 01:40:52,129 SURE IS. DON'T BE AFRAID. I PROMISE THAT I WON'T LIFT A FINGER. 1118 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,131 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. YOU'LL SEE. 1119 01:40:54,131 --> 01:40:56,633 HE CAN DO IT. HE'LL OUTWIT YOU EVERY TIME. 1120 01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:02,639 HEY ! DRINK, BOY ! 1121 01:41:42,679 --> 01:41:45,182 TEACHER, IT'S SO STRONG. WHAT IS IT ? 1122 01:41:45,182 --> 01:41:49,186 - [ Laughing ] ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PROOF. - I'M DRUNK. 1123 01:42:26,723 --> 01:42:29,226 [ Yelling ] 1124 01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:47,744 [ Slurred ] I'M THE DRUNK WITH INNER STRENGTH. 1125 01:42:58,255 --> 01:43:00,757 CRIPPLE LEE ! 1126 01:43:28,785 --> 01:43:31,788 THE DRUNK WITH A STRONG RIGHT LEG. 1127 01:43:32,289 --> 01:43:35,292 RUGGED, STRONG LEG, GO ! 1128 01:43:51,308 --> 01:43:53,310 A SUDDEN ATTACK TO THE WAIST ! COME ON ! 1129 01:43:53,310 --> 01:43:55,312 SHOW HIM FAT HAN ! 1130 01:43:57,314 --> 01:44:00,317 WITH A BIG POT IN HIS ARMS, FAT HAN'S GONE MAD ! 1131 01:44:15,832 --> 01:44:18,335 OKAY. NOT BAD. 1132 01:44:18,335 --> 01:44:20,837 PATIENCE. 1133 01:44:20,837 --> 01:44:23,340 YOU'VE NOT SEEN IT ALL YET. 1134 01:44:23,340 --> 01:44:25,342 ARTFUL HONG. 1135 01:44:28,845 --> 01:44:32,849 HE'S THE FLUTE PLAYER WITH THE STRONGEST WRIST. [ Shouts ] 1136 01:44:58,875 --> 01:45:00,877 OUT OF TUNE. 1137 01:45:02,379 --> 01:45:03,880 YOUR FLUTE IS BENT. 1138 01:45:04,381 --> 01:45:06,883 NOW, THROAT LOCK. 1139 01:45:07,384 --> 01:45:08,885 POWERFUL LOCK. 1140 01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:12,889 - SO LOCK IT THEN. - HUH ? 1141 01:45:12,889 --> 01:45:15,892 [ Shouting ] 1142 01:45:24,901 --> 01:45:27,904 [ Groaning ] 1143 01:45:32,909 --> 01:45:35,912 NOW YOUR LOCK IS BROKEN. 1144 01:45:48,425 --> 01:45:50,427 THE DEVIL'S SHADOWLESS HAND ! 1145 01:45:50,427 --> 01:45:52,929 VERY CLEVER. 1146 01:45:56,433 --> 01:45:58,435 DRUNKEN CHANG ! 1147 01:46:03,940 --> 01:46:05,942 DRUNKEN CHANG WON'T REACH OLD AGE. [ Shouts ] 1148 01:46:22,959 --> 01:46:24,961 YOUR DRUNKEN GODS, HOW MANY LEFT ? 1149 01:46:24,961 --> 01:46:28,965 [ High-Pitched Voice ] OH-HO. HO. HO. 1150 01:46:30,967 --> 01:46:34,471 HO. OH-HO. 1151 01:46:34,471 --> 01:46:35,972 YOU-- 1152 01:46:36,473 --> 01:46:39,476 - [ Normal Voice ] I FORGOT TO DO MY PRACTICE ! - WHAT ? 1153 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:41,978 - I DIDN'T FOLLOW WITH IT. - OH ! 1154 01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:44,481 CAN'T YOU TEACH ME NOW ? 1155 01:46:44,481 --> 01:46:46,483 USE MY STYLE ! 1156 01:47:00,497 --> 01:47:04,000 [ Groaning ] MY-- 1157 01:47:07,504 --> 01:47:10,507 [ Groaning Continues ] 1158 01:47:10,507 --> 01:47:13,009 - OH, MY. - FREDDIE ! 1159 01:47:13,009 --> 01:47:16,513 - HUH ? - SHE'LL APPEAR THERE WITHOUT HER SHADOW. 1160 01:47:16,513 --> 01:47:20,016 JUST PERFORM THE ACTIONS. WATCH CLOSE AND YOU'LL SEE ONE. 1161 01:47:20,016 --> 01:47:24,521 TRY TO COMBINE ALL SEVEN GODS AND TRY AND SEE HER AS YOUR OWN MISS HO. 1162 01:47:26,523 --> 01:47:29,526 [ High-Pitched Voice ] HO ? YOU ARE MISS HO ? SURE. 1163 01:47:29,526 --> 01:47:32,028 [ Effeminate Kung-Fu Yell ] 1164 01:47:33,029 --> 01:47:36,032 [ Effeminate Yells Continue ] 1165 01:47:39,035 --> 01:47:42,038 OOH ! DAMN ! 1166 01:47:42,038 --> 01:47:45,041 THIS IS CALLED WIDOW SEE HER LOVER OFF. 1167 01:47:47,043 --> 01:47:50,046 [ Yells Continue ] 1168 01:47:52,048 --> 01:47:55,051 THAT'S CALLED FAT, OLD WOMAN ON TOILET. 1169 01:47:57,053 --> 01:48:00,557 [ Groaning ] 1170 01:48:00,557 --> 01:48:02,559 OLD WOMAN MISS TOILET SEAT. 1171 01:48:10,567 --> 01:48:15,071 PUTTING ON HER MAKEUP. [ Grunting ] 1172 01:48:15,572 --> 01:48:20,577 -PRETTY GIRL LOOKS IN HER GLASS. -THESE ARE THE FAMOUS EIGHT DRUNKEN GODS ? 1173 01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:24,581 [ Normal Voice, Slurred ] SO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY MASTER HERE. 1174 01:48:25,081 --> 01:48:27,584 LET ME TELL YOU, MY DRUNK GODS DON'T MESS AROUND. 1175 01:48:27,584 --> 01:48:30,587 NOBODY CAN FIGHT LIKE THEY DO ! 1176 01:48:40,096 --> 01:48:42,098 [ Laughing ] 1177 01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:40,657 [ Loud Yell ] 1178 01:49:59,175 --> 01:50:02,679 I MUST BE GETTING ADDICTED. HERE'S TO MISS HO ! 1179 01:50:31,708 --> 01:50:33,209 [ Screaming ] 1180 01:50:36,212 --> 01:50:39,215 [ Groaning ] 1181 01:50:50,727 --> 01:50:53,730 OH, HE DONE IT.