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Undercover Brother Eddie Griffin Comedy
2002 720p [H246-mp4] Subtitles English
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( Funk music playing )
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Narrator: After a
generation of struggle
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changed the face of our nation,
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African Americans
entered the '70s
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with new found hope.
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- I am...
- I am...
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- somebody!
- "somebody!"
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Vibrant leaders emerged
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and black culture
reached its high point,
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influencing all facets
of American life.
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♪ Say it louder... ♪
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♪ Audience: "I'm ♪
♪ black and I'm proud" ♪
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♪ Let me hear you... ♪
♪ Say it louder... ♪
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But progress slowed in the
decades that followed.
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Black culture began to lose
its distinctive flavor.
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( laughs )
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And as the millennium
drew to a close,
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disaster struck.
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These seemingly random events
were in fact orchestrated
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by The Man, a villain obsessed
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with turning back the
clock on race relations.
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Just when it seemed
the funky spirit
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of the '70s would
be lost forever,
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a new hero emerged. His
name, Undercover Brother.
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♪ "Tear the roof off, we're gonna" ♪
♪ "tear the roof off the mothersucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof ♪
♪ off the sucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof off, we're gonna" ♪
♪ "tear the roof off the mothersucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof ♪
♪ off the sucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof off, we're gonna" ♪
♪ "tear the roof off the mothersucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof ♪
♪ off the sucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof off, we're gonna" ♪
♪ "tear the roof off the mothersucka" ♪
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♪ "Tear the roof ♪
♪ off this sucka" ♪
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♪ You've got a real type ♪
♪ of thang going down ♪
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♪ Getting down ♪
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♪ There's a whole lot ♪
♪ of rhythm going round ♪
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♪ Whoa! We want the funk ♪
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♪ Give up the funk Ah, ♪
♪ we need the funk... ♪
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Give it to me. Need
it, got to have it.
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♪ - We need the funk ♪
♪ - We need the funk. ♪
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♪ - "Gotta have the ♪
♪ funk" - Say! ♪
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♪ La-Ia-Ia-ya-ya ♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do... ♪
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( Car honks )
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( tires screeching )
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♪ "Turn this mother out..." ♪
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It ain't no thang.
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( Together ) Yeah.
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A bird gonna shit
on my wind shield?!
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Not on my Cadillac!
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I'm gonna chop your feathers
off and put you in Chinatown!
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They gonna make Peking
Pigeon out of you!
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Damn!
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Unbeknownst to
Undercover Brother,
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there was a secret organization
dedicated to truth,
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justice, and the
Afro-American way.
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They had never crossed
paths until now.
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( beeping )
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Headquarters, come in.
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Good work, Sistah Girl.
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Data from the mainframe
ready to commence.
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- She's transmitting! Are we up and ready?
- Yes, sir.
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And I've hacked into the
bank security system.
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Computer: You've got soul.
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- We're in.
- "Aha!"
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The computer! Another idea
stolen from the black man.
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Did you all know that
George Washington Carver
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made the first computer
out of a peanut?
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- Hmm?
- A peanut?
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- A peanut!
- Shut up and get back to work!
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I've spent six months
setting up this operation
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and I want to see everything...
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Off-shore accounts, dummy
corporations, money laundering.
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If we can cut off his funds,
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we may finally be
able to stop The Man.
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Waited a long time for this.
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- What the hell?
- What the hell?
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- What the...
- "Dissed."
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- Ah, solid.
- "Hey!"
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What the hell are
you doing, old man?
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( Beeping )
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- AII: Whoa!
- Headquarters...
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- is there another agent on this case?
- Hell, no!
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Damn it, who is that guy?
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I'II cross-reference the bank's
security camera with our database.
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Guard 1: Come on, Uncle Ben!
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( Together ) Whoa!
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Oh, shit!
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It's Macy Gray with
pork-chop sideburns!
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( Karate yell )
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Who's bad?
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( Screaming )
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Ohh! Right up the pooper!
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- ( Body & Soul music playing )
- Right on, sweet sistah.
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Chief: Damn it, who is he?!
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- ( exasperated sigh )
- Sistah Girl, abort mission!
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Damn it. Who was that guy?
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♪ "Hey, Undercover" ♪
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♪ - "Undercover ♪
♪ Brother" - Solid. ♪
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♪ "Here's the plan..." ♪
♪ "he's got to fight the man" ♪
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♪ "And he's looking fine" ♪
♪ "when he goes head to head" ♪
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♪ - "Dig those funky threads" - ♪
♪ "Wears his daddy's black" "medallion" ♪
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♪ "And it stands for pride" ♪
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♪ "Truth and justice" ♪
♪ "be your guide" ♪
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♪ - "He's bad" - ♪
♪ "All he does is good" ♪
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♪ "He's the Robin Hood" ♪
♪ "of the 'hood" ♪
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♪ "Hey-hey, Undercover" ♪
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♪ - "Solid." - ♪
♪ "Undercover Brother" ♪
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♪ Dressed to kill ♪
♪ in the Coupe Deville ♪
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♪ "Oh, hey!" ♪
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♪ - "Undercover" - ♪
♪ "Too funky for myself." ♪
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♪ - "Undercover Brother" ♪
♪ - "Undercover Brother." ♪
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Yeah.
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Announcer: Mr. Feather,
The Man wants to see you.
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Fabulous.
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Newscaster: And now, the Channel
8 News with Wendy Marshall
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and Chuck Marlboro.
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There's growing speculation that
former defense secretary and war hero,
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General Warren Boutwell,
will run for President.
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He is considered the
first African-American
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with a legitimate
chance of winning.
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Wendy? Yeah, he is a
strong candidate, Chuck.
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He's so well-spoken.
I've noticed that.
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General Boutwell seems to have a lot
of support all across the nation.
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Yes, and not just
in the urban areas.
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In fact, the decorated four-star
general and Vietnam vet
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is regarded as one
of the country's
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most well-respected
public figures.
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General: Thank you very much.
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A staunch advocate
for civil rights,
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Boutwell has never backed down
from controversial issues.
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Indeed, if ever there was a straighter
arrow than Warren Boutwell,
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we'd be hard-pressed
to find him.
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Well, if he does
declare his candidacy,
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this certainly will
be an exciting race.
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Race? I'm not
touching that one.
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First, our children hip-hop
all over the suburbs.
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Now Boutwell might
be President?!
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They are taking over every
aspect of our culture!
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- Don't you agree, Mr. Feather?
- Word.
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- For sheezy, my neezy.
- What did you say?
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I said... for sure.
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Yes, indeedy.
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( Coughs ) I have a cold.
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I want the White
House to stay white.
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Eliminate him!
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But, sir, if we kill him,
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we'II only be making him a hero.
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Do you have a better idea?
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Our friends at
Multinational Inc.
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Have been developing a new drug
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with some very interesting
side effects.
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I think we may have found
the perfect guinea pig.
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Newscaster: The so called Afro
Bandit struck Multinational Bank.
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However, it appears
no money was stolen.
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Authorities questioned
singer Macy Gray,
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but she was released
for lack of evidence.
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Well, would anybody
like to explain exactly
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what the hell happened
at the bank?!
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His name is Undercover Brother.
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Apparently, he was
erasing mortgage records
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so that low-income families
wouldn't lose their homes.
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Sistah Girl: Great.
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A "Soul Train" reject with
a Robin Hood complex.
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- Now I've heard everything.
- Hey, hey, hey, now.
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At least he got the job done.
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- That's the kind of man we need around here.
- The keyword being "man"?
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Hold on. I didn't
say that, you did.
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Man-man.
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The General's press
conference is starting!
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Newscaster: We interrupt this
broadcast to take you live
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to a press conference by
General Warren Boutwell,
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in which he is
expected to announce
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that he is a candidate for
presidency of the United States.
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I wonder if he'II run as a
Democrat or an Independent.
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- Never know. Might be a Republican.
- Oh, please.
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What kind of
self-respecting black man
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would run as a Republican?
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Name one thing the
Republican party
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has done for black
people. One!
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Well, they were the
party of Lincoln.
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They stood against the
tyranny of oppression
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by leading the call
for the Civil War,
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and forced passage of the
Emancipation Proclamation,
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which freed the slaves.
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AII right, name two
things lately.
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Damn it, It doesn't
matter what party!
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This could be the first
step on the road to putting
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an African-American
in the White House.
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It's a great day for black
people of all races.
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- General: "Good morning."
- Think about it!
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I've thought long and hard about
how I can best serve my country
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now that I'm no
longer in uniform.
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Well, today...
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I am proud to announce
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that I will be...
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opening a chain of fried
chicken restaurants.
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AII: General Boutwell!
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Yes, sir.
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So, you're passing up a
chance to be President
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to open a chicken joint?
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A man like me doesn't have
any business in politics.
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They say you should
always do what you know.
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And what I know is
good fried chicken.
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- Ohh...
- General: "Yes, ma'am."
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Don't you think your supporters
in the African-American community
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will be particularly
disappointed?
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Not after they taste the
General's fried chicken.
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( Gasps )
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General: Surrender, Colonel,
here comes the General.
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- "Will there be side dishes?"
- Sweet potatoes...
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- ( sighs )
- black-eyed peas,
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- "mashed potatoes, macaroni..."
- Mmm.
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Cornbread, and the
General's special...
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hot sauce!
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( laughing ) That's
all for today.
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Thank you very much.
Nice to see you all.
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Reporter: General,
what about desert?
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You know, he does have a
point about that Colonel.
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I never trusted the Colonel!
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Slaves cooked that chicken!
Ain't no white man know
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about no 16 herbs and
spices and giblets!
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Smart Brother, if
you so damn smart,
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- "why don't you explain" what just happened?
- ( stammers )
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( mimics stammering ) If I
wanted to hear something stupid,
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- I'd ask this skinny black ass!
- In your face!
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Skinny black... Hey!
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We got to find out exactly what
happened to the General, and fast!
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I'II get right on
it. Whoa, hold on.
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Not that fast. We need some
new blood on this case.
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What? Who? You can't just hire
some fool off the streets.
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Watch me. Get me
Undercover Brother!
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- "( Toilet flushing )"
- Ooh, too funky for myself.
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Man on TV: You were the only
man outside the palace.
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- "I was outside."
- Jimmy!
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- But I wasn't the only one.
- "Jim Kelly!"
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- It is not possible.
- Watch out for the hand! Watch out for the hand!
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( Grunting )
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Gets you every time!
Spinning back-kick!
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( Fake yawn )
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I think I'II lay down
242
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:34,388
and get me a little
bit of sleep.
243
00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,224
( Karate yell )
244
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,062
Don't touch the hair!
245
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:47,860
Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.
246
00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,737
Slowly.
247
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,242
If you gonna shoot me,
248
00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:56,827
shoot me.
249
00:14:04,502 --> 00:14:06,504
Thank you, Jesus.
250
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,299
Hmm.
251
00:14:13,177 --> 00:14:14,678
Dig it.
252
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,348
You that Sistah Girl
from the bank, huh?
253
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,268
I guess you like what
you saw earlier.
254
00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:24,479
Look, baby, let's
stop fooling around.
255
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,273
Your body's slammin',
let's get to jammin'.
256
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:27,817
Excuse me?
257
00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:31,153
Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after
a hard day of going undercover
258
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:33,030
like a little piece
of the cookie.
259
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:37,201
Goddamn. My cookie would
break you in half.
260
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,872
Maybe, but that would
be some long division.
261
00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:44,709
Long.
262
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,170
You hit me pretty good,
but I wasn't ready.
263
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:51,882
Now, any time you think you want
to get feisty or throw down...
264
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,219
( crash )
265
00:14:56,387 --> 00:14:58,180
So, Sistah Girl,
266
00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:00,683
if you're not here for
Undercover Lover,
267
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,810
you must be here for
Undercover Brother.
268
00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:05,146
What, pray tell, can
I do for you today?
269
00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,983
Sistah Girl: Okay, we're
here. Now be cool.
270
00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,384
- "This place is top secret."
- Undercover Brother: "Solid."
271
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:14,155
Man: Man, you know
you ain't right.
272
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:16,532
Whoo-oo!
273
00:15:16,574 --> 00:15:18,451
I'm gonna need my custom shears
274
00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:19,827
for this masterpiece.
275
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:22,705
Careful. Puncture him and the
hot air's liable to kill you.
276
00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:24,786
- Sistah Girl: "Take a seat."
- "Don't mind if I do."
277
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,335
- We're gonna hook you right up.
- Holy funkadelic!
278
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:30,337
This is some kind
279
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,673
of secret organization
you have here.
280
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:35,051
Look at all this
hi-tech spy equipment.
281
00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:39,138
You got clippers, you
got T.C.B. activator.
282
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,183
I mean, your only competition
must be the K.G.B.
283
00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:44,852
- ( laughter )
- Or the F.B.I.
284
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:51,025
( screaming )
285
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,031
Who the hell are you, woman?
You're the Grim Reaper!
286
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:58,532
I don't want to go to hell!
287
00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,493
I ain't never did
nothing but good!
288
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,870
I swear to God I ain't
done nothing wrong!
289
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,665
( Screaming continues )
290
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,464
Oh, come on.
291
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:17,009
The flashing light and fan make
the drop seem worse than it is.
292
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,350
I knew that. Mm-hmm.
293
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,146
Computerized voice:
Entering secure area.
294
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,148
Stand here.
295
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,192
Right here?
296
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,590
Computer: Blackness
confirmed. You got soul.
297
00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:58,426
What I'm about to show you
298
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,469
few people have
ever seen before.
299
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:05,850
P.A.: Would Agent Jefferson please
pick up the black courtesy phone?
300
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,939
Agents report to the ready room.
301
00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:13,983
Agents report to the ready room.
302
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,945
Welcome to the Brotherhood.
303
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,822
Solid.
304
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,784
Yes, I know.
305
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:26,871
I really don't want to talk
about this over the telephone.
306
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,248
Perhaps we could meet
at a secret location?
307
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,917
Okay. No, that sounds great.
308
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,420
AII right. Revolution.
Take care.
309
00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:36,422
Man: "The revolution
will not be televised. "
310
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:39,967
- This is Undercover Brother.
- Hey, how you doing?
311
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,303
Good morning!
312
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,139
Good morning? Get on the desk!
313
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:47,475
You brought a spy around me?!
314
00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:49,894
Spy in the building!
315
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,771
- Don't touch the 'fro.
- Back up off!
316
00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:55,775
- Back up off "me!"
- Let me tell you something about the word "good."
317
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,819
Good is an ancient
Anglo-Saxon word.
318
00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:02,198
Go-od, meaning the
absence of color,
319
00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:04,116
i.e... "It's all good,"
320
00:18:04,158 --> 00:18:06,786
which it is, or "Good
Will Hunting,"
321
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:09,121
meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!"
322
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,291
So if you say "good morning"
to me, you're saying,
323
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,669
"I'm gonna kill your black ass
first thing in the morning!"
324
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:18,297
- "Is that that damn Undercover Brother?!"
- You in trouble.
325
00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:20,299
- Where the hell have you been?!
- Hey.
326
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,426
This is a job, not some
kind of damn summer camp!
327
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,303
And I'm tired of you
disrespecting me!
328
00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:27,973
Give me one good reason why I
shouldn't fire your sorry ass!
329
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,976
Because I don't work for you?
330
00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,645
Shut up!
331
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:35,648
Save your smart comments for the
chunky brother in the smock!
332
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,691
Now get in my office!
333
00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,671
Congratulations, Mr. Feather.
334
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,506
Thank you, Mister...
335
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,425
The Man.
336
00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:06,595
As you can see, the General
is totally under our control.
337
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:11,100
The Man: Yes, our little
experiment was a success.
338
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:16,105
In fact, I've decided to use the General
to launch "Operation Whitewash."
339
00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:19,608
Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational
to step up production.
340
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:22,945
The only thing standing in
our way is the Brotherhood.
341
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,449
And they won't be a problem,
will they, Feather?
342
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,576
No, sir.
343
00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:29,827
Good.
344
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,498
( Mockingly ) Uh,
will they, Feather?
345
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:39,128
( Light rock playing )
346
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:42,381
- "New one from Britney..."
- "( classical music playing )"
347
00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:44,592
( scoffs )
348
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,011
( hip-hop music playing )
349
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,684
♪ "Oh-oh" ♪
350
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,442
♪ "Ooo-mmm" ♪
351
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:08,783
♪ "Let's get it crunk upon," ♪
♪ "have fun upon" ♪
352
00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:10,618
♪ "Up in this dancery" ♪
353
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,454
♪ "We got ya open, ♪
♪ now ya floatin'" ♪
354
00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,623
♪ "So you gots to ♪
♪ dance for me" ♪
355
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,958
♪ "Come on, everybody, ♪
♪ get on up" ♪
356
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,503
♪ "'Cause you know we got" ♪
♪ "to get it crunk" ♪
357
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:23,214
- "( Music stops )"
- What am I doing?!
358
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,935
And that's why we believe
there's got to be
359
00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:39,814
some connection between the
General's announcement and The Man.
360
00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:42,566
Come on, y'all. Y'all telling
me there's really "a" Man?
361
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,861
What do you think,
Undercover Brother?
362
00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,488
If that is your real name.
363
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,782
You think things just
happen by accident?
364
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,868
No! Sometimes people,
365
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,871
mostly white people,
make things happen.
366
00:20:55,913 --> 00:20:57,498
That's where we come in
367
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:01,877
and our never ending
struggle against The Man,
368
00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:05,005
a.k.a. Whitey,
a.k.a. Mr. Charlie,
369
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:07,967
a.k.a. Honky McGee.
370
00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,969
So, the conspiracies
we've believed
371
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:12,471
for all these years
are really true?
372
00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,473
The N.B.A. really instituted
373
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,768
the three-point shot to
give white boys a chance?
374
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,061
Smart Brother: Absolutely.
375
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,689
So the entertainment industry
really "is" out to get Spike Lee.
376
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:24,191
- Is that right?
- Come on, man!
377
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,152
Even Cher got an Oscar.
378
00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,695
Cher-rr!
379
00:21:27,737 --> 00:21:30,614
And O.J. really didn't do it?
380
00:21:34,076 --> 00:21:36,620
Let's just move on, shall we?
381
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:40,207
Holy moly, looks like the
Source Awards in here.
382
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:42,209
Ow! It does now.
383
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:44,253
- Hurting.
- Who's that?
384
00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:46,255
Sistah Girl: Oh, this
is Lance, our intern.
385
00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:47,882
Lance, this is
Undercover Brother.
386
00:21:47,923 --> 00:21:49,425
What's happening?
387
00:21:49,426 --> 00:21:52,803
Whas-ssup?!
388
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,557
Okay, how did the
white boy get a job
389
00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:58,309
here at the Brotherhood?
390
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:01,145
Shit. What can I tell
you? Affirmative action.
391
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,772
What? Here we go.
392
00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:04,315
Oh, boy. Open up the window.
393
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,567
It's getting all racial
up in this piece.
394
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,488
Look here, Undercover Brother,
395
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,114
now that you're working for us,
396
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:14,408
you're gonna need to memorize
our rules and regulations.
397
00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:17,328
Trim the hair, and for God's
sake, get rid of the clothes.
398
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,622
Slow your roll, Chief.
You know, I respect
399
00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:21,749
what y'all are doing
here at the Brotherhood,
400
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,419
but I'm a firm believer in everybody
should do their own thang.
401
00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:28,964
♪ What a boy wants, ♪
♪ what a boy needs ♪
402
00:22:29,006 --> 00:22:30,758
♪ Whatever... ♪
403
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,802
( Mutters )
404
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:34,387
♪ Free... ♪
405
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,766
Okay, he should never
do his own thang.
406
00:22:41,435 --> 00:22:43,896
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
407
00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:50,361
Conspiracy Brother: I said, "You'd better
open the bank and give me my money."
408
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,737
Yeah? "It's my money.
409
00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,572
I don't care whose
bank it is!" Right.
410
00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:56,200
I know whose money is in
it. I'm keeping it real.
411
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,703
- That's all I'm saying.
- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.
412
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,454
"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?
413
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:02,540
Like, "Hi, y'all
want to be white?"
414
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,209
High, like the white man
wants to keep us? Huh?
415
00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:08,629
You don't smell no
weed on me, did you?
416
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:10,673
Hey, brother, can I get a list
417
00:23:10,715 --> 00:23:12,675
of the words that
trigger these fits?
418
00:23:12,717 --> 00:23:14,301
Man, you really need to relax.
419
00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:15,970
- Go see a movie.
- A movie?
420
00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:17,722
A movie. Come on, man!
421
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,974
So I can fall in love
with some cute black man
422
00:23:20,015 --> 00:23:22,643
that teaches white people everything
they know about the shrimp industry
423
00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,525
before they kill him 30
minutes into the movie?
424
00:23:24,562 --> 00:23:27,690
"Hey, why don't you walk down
that tunnel, black man?"
425
00:23:27,732 --> 00:23:29,900
Hey, black man, turn
on the generator.
426
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,486
This dinosaur is out there.
Hey, black man, look out.
427
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:34,822
- "He's got a gun!"
- ( gunshot )
428
00:23:34,864 --> 00:23:36,615
Oh! I'm hit!
429
00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:38,617
But my vest caught it, bitch!
430
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,244
Yes, I'm alive!
431
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,914
I told you to keep your finger
off the trigger of that thing!
432
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,332
I'm cool, everybody.
433
00:23:45,374 --> 00:23:47,001
- Undercover Brother, please.
- "Go on back to work."
434
00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,753
- Sorry about all that.
- "I shit on myself!"
435
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:50,337
I have a couple of
things for you.
436
00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:54,258
Here are your shoes. I took the liberty
of making a few modifications.
437
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,718
Whoo!
438
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,345
And now, am I correct in
assuming that the Cadillac
439
00:23:58,387 --> 00:24:00,681
that was double-parked in the
parking lot belongs to you?
440
00:24:00,723 --> 00:24:03,476
Smart Brother, that
is not just a Caddy.
441
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:05,478
That is a Cadillac
Coupe DeVille.
442
00:24:05,561 --> 00:24:08,521
Conspiracy Brother: Y'all don't give a
shit about me! I need a sponge bath.
443
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,984
Smart Brother: That's an
orange soda dispenser.
444
00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:14,737
And a crossover amp and
subwoofer for your eight-track.
445
00:24:14,779 --> 00:24:17,782
Ah, man. Smart Brother,
you's a bad mother...
446
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,368
- Shut your mouth!
- ( both laugh )
447
00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:22,161
Enjoy, huh?
448
00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:23,537
AII right.
449
00:24:23,579 --> 00:24:26,665
Big car, big hair, big necklace.
450
00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:29,418
Someone is clearly
overcompensating.
451
00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:33,047
First of all, you forgot about
my big, black, fuzzy balls.
452
00:24:33,422 --> 00:24:34,422
( Gasps )
453
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,971
And secondly, this
is not a necklace,
454
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,057
it's a medallion given
to me by my father
455
00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:45,851
so I never forget who I
am or what I stand for.
456
00:24:45,893 --> 00:24:47,728
I don't need no gold.
Don't need no jewels.
457
00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:50,773
- The medallion keeps me cool. You dig?
- "( beeping )"
458
00:24:51,148 --> 00:24:53,359
Chief: "Sistah Girl,"
Undercover Brother, come in.
459
00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:58,531
What it is, Chief?
460
00:24:58,572 --> 00:25:00,658
We've just discovered that
the General is playing golf
461
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,535
with some of Multinational's
head honchos.
462
00:25:02,576 --> 00:25:05,871
Now, you get yo ass down there
and see what you can find out!
463
00:25:05,913 --> 00:25:07,581
And by the way,
Undercover Screw Up,
464
00:25:07,623 --> 00:25:10,251
don't let me catch your black
ass in the news again.
465
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,336
You hear me?! I want
you to blend in!
466
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,797
Chiefie, baby, I'm a
master of disguises.
467
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:17,425
I can blend in
like a good weave.
468
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,641
- "Say, where's that caddy?"
- "I don't know."
469
00:25:25,683 --> 00:25:27,351
Oh, there he is.
470
00:25:29,854 --> 00:25:31,188
Uh... um...
471
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,940
Jah mon, rasta.
472
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:43,993
- "Nice shot."
- ( applauding )
473
00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:54,295
Sistah Girl, the camera's up.
474
00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:58,841
( beeping )
475
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,303
Would anyone like
some fried chicken?
476
00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:05,639
- Mm-mmm.
- ( laughter )
477
00:26:11,687 --> 00:26:13,814
Sistah Girl: Mr. Feather.
478
00:26:13,856 --> 00:26:15,524
Undercover Brother?
479
00:26:15,566 --> 00:26:17,526
We're definitely on
the right track.
480
00:26:17,568 --> 00:26:20,321
That's the number one
flunkey of The Man.
481
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:22,865
I'm gonna report to the Chief,
find out what he wants to do.
482
00:26:22,907 --> 00:26:25,368
That cat'II be long
gone by that time.
483
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,244
This thing's going
down now, baby.
484
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,455
This is strictly an
observational mission.
485
00:26:29,497 --> 00:26:31,207
We are not authorized
to take action.
486
00:26:31,248 --> 00:26:32,333
Well, observe this.
487
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:35,378
Action is what Undercover
Brother's all about.
488
00:26:36,379 --> 00:26:37,838
( Sighs )
489
00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:40,508
Hmm. Rasta man.
490
00:26:50,059 --> 00:26:54,855
Oh, the mind control
formula is complete.
491
00:26:54,897 --> 00:26:56,899
( Knock on door )
492
00:26:56,941 --> 00:26:58,526
- "Who's there?"
- "Kung!"
493
00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,528
Kung who?
494
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,408
Kung fool!
495
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,758
Ow, my wrist.
496
00:27:25,261 --> 00:27:27,263
Help! Thief! There's
a thief here!
497
00:27:27,304 --> 00:27:30,015
- What the hell is your problem?
- Give me back my things!
498
00:27:30,057 --> 00:27:32,852
Thief! Hey, give me that back!
499
00:27:32,893 --> 00:27:33,893
Hey!
500
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,649
Hold it!
501
00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:41,193
Holy Motown.
502
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,287
- Come on.
- You don't want to mess with me, man!
503
00:27:51,328 --> 00:27:52,580
( Mocking )
504
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,214
I had 'em, baby. Yeah, I saw.
505
00:28:02,298 --> 00:28:03,966
Come on, let's go!
506
00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:06,635
( Thump, groans )
507
00:28:06,636 --> 00:28:08,054
Come on!
508
00:28:10,306 --> 00:28:12,600
Stop where you are!
This is security!
509
00:28:12,641 --> 00:28:15,144
- Do not move!
- Quick! This way!
510
00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:16,771
Aw, hell, they moved.
511
00:28:21,108 --> 00:28:23,486
Do it. Code 37.
512
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,080
Oh-oh!
513
00:28:35,289 --> 00:28:37,792
- Is he crazy?
- Okay, slow down!
514
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,838
- "Slow, slow, slow."
- ( honking )
515
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,174
Hey, slow down over
there, people!
516
00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:49,178
Hold the wheel, baby.
517
00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:54,350
- No! No!
- Oh, no!
518
00:28:54,351 --> 00:28:56,519
Oh, jeez! Too fast!
519
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,354
Losing control!
520
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,486
( Both screaming )
521
00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:15,121
( screaming continuing )
522
00:29:15,162 --> 00:29:16,372
( screaming stops )
523
00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:29,009
- There's got to be another way out of here.
- "Hold it!"
524
00:29:29,051 --> 00:29:30,886
( guns cock )
525
00:29:46,694 --> 00:29:48,404
Thanks for the lift.
526
00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:53,701
Smart Brother: A spectral
analysis has ironically confirmed
527
00:29:53,743 --> 00:29:56,162
traces of poultry
on Mr. Feather.
528
00:29:56,203 --> 00:29:58,080
This proves that The
Man must be behind
529
00:29:58,122 --> 00:30:00,207
Multinational Inc.'s
deal with the General.
530
00:30:00,249 --> 00:30:02,918
I don't get it. What does The Man
got to do with fried chicken?
531
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,671
Is that his big plan, to get
black people to eat junk food?
532
00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:08,049
Open your eyes,
Undercover Brother!
533
00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:11,594
This has to do with
discrediting the General.
534
00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:13,616
That is the white man's tactic.
535
00:30:13,617 --> 00:30:15,597
He don't want no
black President.
536
00:30:15,598 --> 00:30:17,058
You've seen it all
through history.
537
00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:19,018
They never give
black men credit.
538
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:22,021
Jesus Christ... black man.
539
00:30:22,104 --> 00:30:25,900
Babe Ruth... black man.
540
00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,569
Madonna!
541
00:30:29,737 --> 00:30:31,530
Sleeps with black men.
542
00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:33,741
Think about it.
543
00:30:33,783 --> 00:30:35,910
So the General sold
out to The Man.
544
00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:37,745
I don't think it's that simple.
545
00:30:37,787 --> 00:30:40,831
When you're dealing with
The Man, it never is.
546
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:46,212
Our only choice here is to
infiltrate Multinational Inc.
547
00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:48,839
Then we can find out what
happened to the General.
548
00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,550
It'II be a very
dangerous assignment.
549
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,720
It'll be your most
vigorous training yet.
550
00:30:54,762 --> 00:30:56,430
You're gonna have
to think and act
551
00:30:56,472 --> 00:30:58,891
just like a tight-butt
white man with a 401K plan
552
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:00,559
and a country club membership.
553
00:31:00,601 --> 00:31:02,520
So pay attention.
554
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,859
Here...
555
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:11,195
have a bite of this...
556
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,446
sandwich.
557
00:31:12,488 --> 00:31:14,323
How did you know I was hungry?
558
00:31:14,365 --> 00:31:16,200
I ain't eat nothing
this morning.
559
00:31:20,204 --> 00:31:23,416
- You trying to kill me?
- If you're going to pass in white America,
560
00:31:23,457 --> 00:31:26,502
you are going to have to
learn to like mayonnaise!
561
00:31:26,544 --> 00:31:27,753
No! Listen...
562
00:31:27,795 --> 00:31:30,840
if you're ever forced
to eat this mayonnaise,
563
00:31:30,881 --> 00:31:33,551
simply press the button on
this side of the watch.
564
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,220
It delivers a rather liberal
spritzing of hot sauce.
565
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:39,557
One blast should be enough to
make Caucasian food edible.
566
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,142
Well, it works on grits.
567
00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:45,813
Now, since time is
of the essence,
568
00:31:45,855 --> 00:31:47,857
I developed a device
that allows you
569
00:31:47,898 --> 00:31:49,942
to absorb the whole
of white culture
570
00:31:49,984 --> 00:31:52,903
in mere seconds using
subliminal imagery.
571
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:54,321
I call it...
572
00:31:54,363 --> 00:31:57,283
Caucasiavision.
573
00:31:57,324 --> 00:32:00,119
Hey, I feel like George Clinton.
574
00:32:01,203 --> 00:32:02,788
♪ We want the funk. ♪
575
00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:05,332
- Turn it on.
- "( machine whines )"
576
00:32:07,752 --> 00:32:09,628
♪ Here we go one more time ♪
577
00:32:09,670 --> 00:32:11,922
♪ "Everybody's feeling fine" ♪
578
00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,467
♪ - "Here we go now" - ♪
♪ "Yes, yes, here we go" ♪
579
00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,927
♪ - "'N Sync has got to ♪
♪ flow..." - No! ♪
580
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:19,930
♪ "Get to the beat," "we've ♪
♪ got everything you need..." ♪
581
00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,348
Make it stop! Make it stop!
582
00:32:21,390 --> 00:32:22,933
♪ "Yes, here we go..." ♪
583
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,977
( Screams )
584
00:32:25,019 --> 00:32:26,687
Don't you give up on me!
585
00:32:27,897 --> 00:32:30,024
I see white people.
It's too much!
586
00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:31,359
Too much! Caucasian overload!
587
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,028
Caucasian overload. Breathe.
588
00:32:34,070 --> 00:32:35,696
Caucasian overload! Breathe.
589
00:32:37,239 --> 00:32:39,200
Breathe. Breathe.
590
00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:44,038
That's too much white for
one brother to take.
591
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,414
You did good.
592
00:32:45,456 --> 00:32:47,625
We need to make sure
the process worked,
593
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:51,879
so I called in an expert
on white culture.
594
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:06,727
"In season three of 'Friends, '"
595
00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:13,442
what object of Julia's did
Ross see on his bedside table
596
00:33:13,484 --> 00:33:15,486
"the night he kissed Rachel?"
597
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,704
Her saline solution.
598
00:33:27,456 --> 00:33:29,291
He's ready.
599
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,721
Hi, there.
600
00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:45,057
How are you doing?
601
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,894
What do you say there?
602
00:33:50,146 --> 00:33:51,480
Howdy. May I help you?
603
00:33:51,522 --> 00:33:53,024
I sincerely hope so.
604
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:55,026
Today's my first day
at Multinational.
605
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,361
Oh, my. Jackson.
606
00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:58,863
Anton Jackson.
607
00:33:58,904 --> 00:34:01,115
And no, not one of
the Jackson Five.
608
00:34:01,157 --> 00:34:02,867
( Forced chuckle )
609
00:34:04,285 --> 00:34:06,787
Here we go. You're in suite
54. Tobacco division.
610
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,123
We need some fresh,
611
00:34:09,165 --> 00:34:12,293
hip strategies to expand
our market share.
612
00:34:12,334 --> 00:34:14,837
As it turns out, I
have just the product.
613
00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:18,632
Here's one of your cigarettes.
614
00:34:18,674 --> 00:34:19,967
Take a good look at it.
615
00:34:20,009 --> 00:34:22,803
It's pale, small, a
little on the limp side.
616
00:34:22,845 --> 00:34:24,180
It's basically inadequate.
617
00:34:24,221 --> 00:34:26,390
It can't possibly give
much pleasure to the user.
618
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,976
- It sure can't.
- I mean, ask yourselves,
619
00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:31,228
how many black people are
gonna want to smoke this?
620
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,481
- Not the one I know.
- "You have to effectively position"
621
00:34:33,522 --> 00:34:35,524
your product within
the black consumer.
622
00:34:35,525 --> 00:34:38,319
May I present to you The Fatty?
623
00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:42,406
Hmm? It's got that
hand-rolled look and feel
624
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,825
that's so popular with
today's black youth.
625
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:48,829
It's big. It's full of
long-lasting pleasure
626
00:34:48,871 --> 00:34:51,248
- to be enjoyed again...
- "( woman panting )"
627
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,376
( moans )
628
00:34:55,878 --> 00:34:57,588
I could use a smoke.
629
00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,007
Yeah? Good.
630
00:35:03,344 --> 00:35:06,305
It's time to say goodbye
to Anton Jackson...
631
00:35:10,518 --> 00:35:13,312
and say what it is to
Undercover Brother.
632
00:35:15,856 --> 00:35:17,441
Whee-hee!
633
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:19,360
Now, that's a long way down.
634
00:35:39,922 --> 00:35:41,882
( raps on glass )
635
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,058
Hey!
636
00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:20,629
Come in, Brotherhood.
Are you digging me?
637
00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:22,256
Undercover Brother.
638
00:36:22,298 --> 00:36:24,592
I'll transmit some computer
files about the General.
639
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,953
- See what you can do with it.
- Smart Brother: "Right on."
640
00:36:33,642 --> 00:36:36,687
The chief wants you to stay undercover
until we decode this information.
641
00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:38,689
- I can dig it.
- But be careful.
642
00:36:38,731 --> 00:36:40,858
If they're onto you, they
might set up a trap.
643
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,485
I know this is the wrong time,
644
00:36:42,526 --> 00:36:44,320
but I wanted to let you know,
645
00:36:44,362 --> 00:36:46,280
I'm thinking about you, girl.
646
00:36:46,322 --> 00:36:48,657
I'm bouncin'. Shakin' a spot.
647
00:36:48,699 --> 00:36:50,951
- Gone.
- Bye.
648
00:36:50,993 --> 00:36:53,120
( Mimicking ) Bye.
649
00:36:53,662 --> 00:36:54,747
( Alarm blaring )
650
00:36:54,789 --> 00:36:56,749
Mr. Elias, there's
been a breach!
651
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:59,126
( Grunts ) That afro!
652
00:36:59,168 --> 00:37:01,253
I'd recognize it anywhere.
653
00:37:01,295 --> 00:37:03,631
The Brotherhood is
making their move.
654
00:37:03,672 --> 00:37:05,591
Just as I expected.
655
00:37:07,176 --> 00:37:09,762
It's time to release
our secret weapon.
656
00:37:09,804 --> 00:37:12,431
I call it...
657
00:37:12,473 --> 00:37:15,643
Black Man's kryptonite.
658
00:37:16,185 --> 00:37:17,812
♪ "I want to be bad" ♪
659
00:37:17,853 --> 00:37:20,439
♪ "Make that look so good" ♪
660
00:37:20,481 --> 00:37:23,150
♪ "I've got things on my mind" ♪
661
00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:26,153
♪ "I never thought I would" ♪
662
00:37:26,195 --> 00:37:28,656
♪ "I want to be bad" ♪
663
00:37:28,698 --> 00:37:31,158
♪ "You make me feel so good" ♪
664
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,328
♪ - "I'm losing all my cool..." ♪
♪ - How's it going there? ♪
665
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:36,080
What the hell?
666
00:37:36,706 --> 00:37:38,707
Oh, dear.
667
00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:41,669
Oh, what am I gonna do?
668
00:37:41,711 --> 00:37:43,671
My gosh.
669
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,008
Look at this mess. Oh, dear.
670
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,012
I'm so sorry. Let me help you.
671
00:37:52,054 --> 00:37:53,639
Jeez, that's sweet of you.
672
00:37:53,681 --> 00:37:55,683
If I mess up my boss' report,
673
00:37:55,725 --> 00:37:58,185
he's gonna have a conniption
with a capital K.
674
00:37:58,227 --> 00:38:02,106
- Oh.
- Penelope Snow.
675
00:38:03,149 --> 00:38:04,942
Anton Jackson.
676
00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:06,944
I'm so sorry. Here.
677
00:38:06,986 --> 00:38:09,989
Thanks, Anton.
You're so sweet.
678
00:38:10,072 --> 00:38:13,617
And cute, too. In a Theo
Huxtable kind of way.
679
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,787
Are you new here?
680
00:38:16,829 --> 00:38:19,206
Yeah, it's my first
day. Mine too.
681
00:38:19,248 --> 00:38:21,125
- Really?
- Yeah, I just moved here
682
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:23,127
bringing nothing by my
hopes and my dreams.
683
00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:26,172
But sometimes the big
city can be so...
684
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,133
big.
685
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:32,720
A girl needs friends, Anton.
686
00:38:32,762 --> 00:38:35,014
Would you like to be my friend?
687
00:38:36,766 --> 00:38:39,018
( Music begins playing )
688
00:38:41,896 --> 00:38:44,398
♪ Penelope: ♪
♪ "We all know" ♪
689
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,570
♪ "That people are the same" ♪
♪ "wherever you go" ♪
690
00:38:49,653 --> 00:38:52,740
♪ There is good and bad ♪
691
00:38:52,782 --> 00:38:54,742
♪ "In everyone..." ♪
692
00:38:54,784 --> 00:38:55,910
Hey.
693
00:38:55,951 --> 00:38:59,121
♪ When we learn to live ♪
694
00:38:59,163 --> 00:39:01,749
♪ We learn to give each other ♪
695
00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:04,960
♪ What we need to survive ♪
696
00:39:05,002 --> 00:39:07,838
♪ Together alive ♪
697
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,968
♪ Both: Ebony and ivory ♪
698
00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:18,474
♪ Live together ♪
♪ in perfect harmony ♪
699
00:39:18,516 --> 00:39:23,979
♪ Side by side on ♪
♪ my piano keyboard ♪
700
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:25,398
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
701
00:39:25,439 --> 00:39:29,902
♪ Why don't we? ♪
702
00:39:29,985 --> 00:39:31,946
- Yeah!
- ( Instrumental breakdown )
703
00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:33,948
( crowd cheering )
704
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:38,869
Yeah!
705
00:39:40,788 --> 00:39:42,748
( laughter )
706
00:39:42,832 --> 00:39:45,501
♪ Ivory ♪
707
00:39:45,543 --> 00:39:48,629
♪ Ebony Oh-oh ♪
708
00:39:48,671 --> 00:39:51,257
♪ Ivory ♪
709
00:39:51,298 --> 00:39:53,592
♪ Ebony. ♪
710
00:39:53,634 --> 00:39:55,794
Penelope: I didn't know you
had such a beautiful voice.
711
00:39:56,846 --> 00:40:01,308
You know, you and I
have tons in common.
712
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:04,145
I know what it feels like to
be discriminated against.
713
00:40:04,186 --> 00:40:07,648
I mean, just because a girl has
a healthy sexual appetite,
714
00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,608
doesn't mean she
can't do her job.
715
00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:12,278
- Uh-huh.
- They look at you
716
00:40:12,319 --> 00:40:15,156
and all they see is a
threatening black man.
717
00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,698
( Whimpers )
718
00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:19,076
And they look at me,
and all they see
719
00:40:19,118 --> 00:40:21,662
are my full breasts
and my narrow waist
720
00:40:21,704 --> 00:40:23,456
that tapers to my pert backside.
721
00:40:23,497 --> 00:40:25,833
It's just not fair. Huh-uh.
722
00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:28,210
- Here you go, folks.
- Yum.
723
00:40:31,005 --> 00:40:33,799
- And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered.
- Yum, yum.
724
00:40:33,841 --> 00:40:36,677
- "Enjoy."
- This is the best stuff.
725
00:40:39,055 --> 00:40:40,931
Have you eaten here
before, Anton?
726
00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:42,933
No, I haven't. It's
my first time.
727
00:40:42,975 --> 00:40:44,810
Oh, take a bite of my sandwich.
728
00:40:44,852 --> 00:40:46,604
( Gulps )
729
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,647
Come on, Anton.
730
00:40:49,774 --> 00:40:51,817
Just one little bite.
731
00:41:01,911 --> 00:41:03,204
Scrumptious.
732
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,751
Penelope: Oh, Anton,
733
00:41:08,793 --> 00:41:11,921
I can't wait to see you
in these corduroys.
734
00:41:11,962 --> 00:41:14,006
You're gonna make me blush.
735
00:41:14,048 --> 00:41:16,550
And you might not see it!
736
00:41:16,592 --> 00:41:19,053
May I help you, sir?
737
00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:21,388
( Thud )
738
00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:22,848
Hello, fellow person of color.
739
00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,600
How's it going today?
740
00:41:26,477 --> 00:41:29,105
- What's going down?
- What are you doing with that girl?
741
00:41:29,146 --> 00:41:30,690
- What girl?
- That girl!
742
00:41:30,731 --> 00:41:32,525
- Oh, the white woman.
- Mm-hmm.
743
00:41:32,566 --> 00:41:34,193
I'm undercover.
744
00:41:34,235 --> 00:41:37,113
When you go undercover, you have to
do things you wouldn't normally do.
745
00:41:37,154 --> 00:41:38,989
No matter how difficult,
how dangerous,
746
00:41:39,031 --> 00:41:40,908
how good it might have felt.
747
00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:43,911
Like having sex
with white girls?
748
00:41:43,953 --> 00:41:46,205
Damn it, woman, would
you just back off?!
749
00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:50,209
Computerized voice: Attention
angry black man in khakis.
750
00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:53,254
Golly, I must have
tripped or something.
751
00:41:53,295 --> 00:41:55,715
Hi, Ton-ja.
752
00:41:55,756 --> 00:41:58,050
Listen...
753
00:41:58,092 --> 00:42:01,387
I was wondering, do
you have any dickies?
754
00:42:01,429 --> 00:42:02,972
'Cause I couldn't find them.
755
00:42:03,013 --> 00:42:04,682
Really? Mm-hmm.
756
00:42:04,724 --> 00:42:07,643
Perhaps we're all "sold out."
757
00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:09,645
Aw, that's too bad.
758
00:42:09,687 --> 00:42:11,230
Come on, Anton.
759
00:42:11,313 --> 00:42:13,941
I saw a mock turtleneck
at Eddie Bauer
760
00:42:13,983 --> 00:42:16,610
that's perfect for you.
761
00:42:16,652 --> 00:42:19,280
Thanks for all your
help. Bye-bye, Ton-ja.
762
00:42:19,488 --> 00:42:21,032
Bye-bye.
763
00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,293
( screaming ) And action!
764
00:42:33,085 --> 00:42:34,545
I want you...
765
00:42:35,546 --> 00:42:38,382
to buy my new fried
chicken, that is.
766
00:42:39,717 --> 00:42:42,011
Sure enough.
767
00:42:42,053 --> 00:42:43,846
I used to work for the Pentagon,
768
00:42:43,888 --> 00:42:46,015
now I help you to get
your chicken on.
769
00:42:46,057 --> 00:42:47,850
And for a limited time only,
770
00:42:47,892 --> 00:42:49,852
order an eight-piece
Nappy Meal,
771
00:42:49,894 --> 00:42:53,689
and get a 32-ounce malt
liquor absolutely free.
772
00:42:53,731 --> 00:42:56,359
♪ - You be buyin' ♪
♪ - "Yeah, yeah" ♪
773
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,778
♪ - We be frying ♪
♪ - Woo-woo! ♪
774
00:42:58,819 --> 00:43:00,446
♪ "General's chicken" ♪
775
00:43:00,488 --> 00:43:02,490
♪ "The best chicken" ♪
♪ "in the 'hood" ♪
776
00:43:02,531 --> 00:43:04,158
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
777
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,994
♪ - Legs, breasts and ♪
♪ thighs - Mm-hmm. ♪
778
00:43:07,036 --> 00:43:09,580
♪ "Sweet potato pies" ♪
779
00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:12,792
♪ - "General's Fried Chicken" ♪
♪ - General: "Lord have mercy." ♪
780
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,668
♪ "General's Fried Chicken" ♪
781
00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:17,338
♪ "It's butt kickin'" ♪
782
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,839
♪ "General's Fried" ♪
783
00:43:18,881 --> 00:43:20,508
♪ "You know it tastes so good" ♪
784
00:43:20,549 --> 00:43:24,345
Announcer: lntroducing the
Nappy Meal from G.F.C.
785
00:43:24,387 --> 00:43:26,847
This chicken is the bomb.
786
00:43:28,891 --> 00:43:32,186
At the General's, we
do chicken right-on!
787
00:43:33,396 --> 00:43:35,648
Will you look at that?
788
00:43:35,690 --> 00:43:38,693
The General's lost
his damn mind.
789
00:43:38,734 --> 00:43:40,861
He's making a fool out of
himself over this crap.
790
00:43:40,903 --> 00:43:43,030
♪ Lance: "General's ♪
♪ Fried Chicken" ♪
791
00:43:43,072 --> 00:43:44,990
♪ "It's butt kickin'" ♪
792
00:43:45,032 --> 00:43:46,826
♪ Hey, hey ♪
793
00:43:48,744 --> 00:43:50,371
What? It's catchy.
794
00:43:50,413 --> 00:43:52,206
Reminds me of the Fresh Prince.
795
00:43:52,248 --> 00:43:53,833
I like him. He raps happy.
796
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:57,378
Chief: Excuse me, sir. This
is a restricted... good God!
797
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,964
- Heya, Chiefster. Lance.
- Nice pants.
798
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:02,466
- Undercover Brother?
- Undercover Brother?
799
00:44:03,092 --> 00:44:06,345
- What happened to you?
- He had sex with a white girl, that's what!
800
00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:08,639
Was it everything I
dreamed of? It was good.
801
00:44:09,098 --> 00:44:10,349
She had pink
nipples? Big ones.
802
00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:12,560
- Yeah, big ones.
- Yeah.
803
00:44:12,601 --> 00:44:15,104
Chief: "Her carpet" matched
her drapes? Excuse me?
804
00:44:17,732 --> 00:44:21,569
- No, man. You can't be doing that.
- What were you doing?
805
00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:25,031
- White girl or no white girl, where the hell have you been?
- Not there,
806
00:44:25,072 --> 00:44:27,825
'cause that's where people who
swear go. Thank you very much.
807
00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:30,161
You sound like a
14-year-old white chick.
808
00:44:30,202 --> 00:44:33,122
I don't think so, Sister Girl.
809
00:44:33,164 --> 00:44:36,208
It's Sistah Girl, "dude."
810
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,419
Maybe on Planet Ebonics.
But where I come from,
811
00:44:38,461 --> 00:44:40,796
we like to pronounce
our E's and our R's,
812
00:44:40,838 --> 00:44:42,590
thank you very much.
813
00:44:42,631 --> 00:44:45,176
E's and R's?
814
00:44:45,217 --> 00:44:47,386
Ebonics, huh? I be thinking
815
00:44:47,428 --> 00:44:50,765
that somebody in this
room is selling out.
816
00:44:50,806 --> 00:44:52,641
I say we kill him.
Shut the door, nigga.
817
00:44:52,683 --> 00:44:54,810
Shh, it's gonna be all
right, baby. Don't look!
818
00:44:54,852 --> 00:44:57,104
I'm sorry, dawg, but you
need... Hey, buddy,
819
00:44:57,146 --> 00:45:00,691
if I hadn't read that article in
"Vanity Fair" on anger management,
820
00:45:00,733 --> 00:45:03,694
I'd put away this guava-
mango-broccoli smoothie
821
00:45:03,736 --> 00:45:06,238
- and put my foot in your patootie.
- Patootie?
822
00:45:06,322 --> 00:45:08,199
Now maybe you guys
don't like the new me,
823
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,201
but I don't give a gosh darn.
824
00:45:10,242 --> 00:45:11,494
For all I care,
825
00:45:11,535 --> 00:45:13,454
you can all get the
beejeebies out of here.
826
00:45:13,496 --> 00:45:15,790
Now, if you'II excuse
me, I must be going.
827
00:45:15,831 --> 00:45:17,333
"Frasier" is on.
828
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,543
"Frasier"?
829
00:45:23,506 --> 00:45:25,257
Beejeebies?
830
00:45:25,299 --> 00:45:27,259
He said he would stick his foot
831
00:45:27,343 --> 00:45:30,054
up my so-called
"patootie." Damn it.
832
00:45:30,096 --> 00:45:31,722
I knew this could happen.
833
00:45:31,764 --> 00:45:35,017
You can only keep an agent
undercover for so long
834
00:45:35,059 --> 00:45:36,477
before he loses his identity.
835
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:40,523
Hell, no man can resist
low interest loans
836
00:45:40,564 --> 00:45:42,692
and non-fat lattes forever.
837
00:45:42,733 --> 00:45:44,318
And white women.
838
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,112
So wait, let me get
this straight.
839
00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:47,655
Whenever a black guy does well,
840
00:45:47,697 --> 00:45:50,324
starts wearing Dockers, buys
a few Celine Dion records,
841
00:45:50,366 --> 00:45:51,951
and sleeps with a white chick,
842
00:45:51,992 --> 00:45:53,327
you automatically
say he's sold out?
843
00:45:53,369 --> 00:45:54,662
That's enough!
844
00:45:54,704 --> 00:45:58,040
( Scoffs ) Always trying to
shut the white man down.
845
00:45:58,082 --> 00:46:00,251
That's right! That's right!
846
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:03,295
- Oh, that ain't right.
- Sistah Girl: "What's the word?"
847
00:46:03,337 --> 00:46:06,132
I was able to decode the
data from Multinational Inc.
848
00:46:06,173 --> 00:46:07,758
The General is under
the influence
849
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,428
of a psycho-
hallucinogenic drug.
850
00:46:10,469 --> 00:46:12,763
It's a mind control drug,
sir. Very powerful.
851
00:46:12,805 --> 00:46:14,598
Very easy to use.
852
00:46:16,017 --> 00:46:17,476
Good Lord.
853
00:46:17,518 --> 00:46:21,564
With something like that, The Man could
control every black person in America.
854
00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:25,151
Theoretically, yes, but it would take years
to administer the doses individually.
855
00:46:25,192 --> 00:46:27,069
To be efficient, you'd
need to develop
856
00:46:27,111 --> 00:46:29,071
a huge distribution system.
857
00:46:29,113 --> 00:46:31,115
( Crunching )
858
00:46:32,742 --> 00:46:34,368
( together ) The chicken!
859
00:46:36,912 --> 00:46:39,623
I hate to say it,
860
00:46:39,665 --> 00:46:42,835
if Undercover Brother don't
get his shit together,
861
00:46:42,877 --> 00:46:45,337
this may be one battle we
might lose to The Man.
862
00:46:47,423 --> 00:46:51,427
Smart Brother, am I gonna die?
863
00:46:51,635 --> 00:46:53,679
♪ "Dumps like a truck..." ♪
♪ "truck, truck" ♪
864
00:46:53,721 --> 00:46:55,681
♪ "All night long" ♪
865
00:46:55,723 --> 00:47:00,478
♪ "Let me see that thong" ♪
866
00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:03,439
Honey? Yeah?
867
00:47:03,481 --> 00:47:06,400
Is this Michael Bolton's
version of that "thong song?"
868
00:47:06,442 --> 00:47:08,319
No, but I want that one.
869
00:47:08,361 --> 00:47:11,989
I hear he got all the
funk that Sisqo missed.
870
00:47:12,031 --> 00:47:13,491
Do you like this?
871
00:47:13,532 --> 00:47:15,659
You know, usually I'm not
into the heavy stuff,
872
00:47:15,701 --> 00:47:17,828
but this is kinda catchy.
873
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:19,538
It is, isn't it? Yeah.
874
00:47:20,956 --> 00:47:24,585
- I made us some sandwiches.
- Extra mayo for me, please.
875
00:47:32,718 --> 00:47:34,512
Freeze, sucka!
876
00:47:34,553 --> 00:47:36,514
Put down the mayonnaise...
877
00:47:36,555 --> 00:47:37,890
slowly.
878
00:47:37,932 --> 00:47:39,642
It's that colored
girl, Ton-ja.
879
00:47:45,981 --> 00:47:48,984
Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer,
step away from the brotha.
880
00:47:49,026 --> 00:47:50,945
- Bye, brother.
- Come on.
881
00:47:50,986 --> 00:47:52,947
- Bye.
- "Move it."
882
00:47:52,988 --> 00:47:55,449
- Be careful.
- Let's go.
883
00:47:55,491 --> 00:47:58,786
Why? So you can tell me
what a sellout I am again?
884
00:47:58,828 --> 00:48:00,830
Oh, I don't judge people
by how they dress,
885
00:48:00,871 --> 00:48:02,915
or what music they listen to.
886
00:48:02,957 --> 00:48:05,960
But I remember a brother who
wasn't afraid to be himself,
887
00:48:06,001 --> 00:48:08,838
who taught me to follow
my own funky path,
888
00:48:08,879 --> 00:48:11,173
stand up for what
I think is right.
889
00:48:12,341 --> 00:48:14,135
Remember this?
890
00:48:17,012 --> 00:48:19,014
Penelope: lgnore her, Anton.
891
00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:22,393
I'm all the single white
female you'II ever need.
892
00:48:22,435 --> 00:48:25,813
I want to. Really, I do.
893
00:48:25,855 --> 00:48:28,691
AII day, but I can't.
894
00:48:31,527 --> 00:48:33,738
I must be true to myself.
895
00:48:33,779 --> 00:48:36,240
Look at that white
girl. Are you crazy?
896
00:48:36,282 --> 00:48:38,492
The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.
897
00:48:38,534 --> 00:48:40,953
Corduroys are so comfortable.
898
00:48:40,995 --> 00:48:43,539
Got to get funky.
899
00:48:44,665 --> 00:48:46,709
♪ Hey, macarena, ♪
♪ all right! ♪
900
00:48:58,387 --> 00:49:00,890
I can't throw this away.
901
00:49:00,931 --> 00:49:02,850
'Cause like this medallion...
902
00:49:03,893 --> 00:49:05,853
this brother's here to stay.
903
00:49:07,021 --> 00:49:10,024
What's up, Sistah
Girl? Look at you!
904
00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:12,443
What took you so long?
905
00:49:12,485 --> 00:49:15,488
- You don't think the heels are too much?
- No, it's funktabulous.
906
00:49:15,571 --> 00:49:17,323
- 'Cause I was gonna go...
- "Hold it right there..."
907
00:49:17,365 --> 00:49:19,825
Undercover Brother. Drop it!
908
00:49:21,035 --> 00:49:23,746
- This woman just can't get...
- I meant the gun.
909
00:49:36,384 --> 00:49:38,511
That's White She-Devil,
910
00:49:38,552 --> 00:49:40,721
The Man's secret weapon.
911
00:49:40,763 --> 00:49:42,431
Sorry.
912
00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,812
It's time to...
913
00:49:47,853 --> 00:49:49,772
platform out of here.
914
00:49:57,488 --> 00:49:59,198
Damn duck shoes.
915
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,367
Looks like we're in hot water.
916
00:50:01,409 --> 00:50:04,453
Or hot sauce.
917
00:50:04,662 --> 00:50:06,664
( Screaming )
918
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:10,918
Come on! Come on.
919
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,294
Come on. It's not fair.
920
00:50:12,336 --> 00:50:14,130
'N Sync!
921
00:50:14,171 --> 00:50:15,631
Backstreet Boys!
922
00:50:15,673 --> 00:50:18,050
And Boyz II Men!
We really sing!
923
00:50:18,092 --> 00:50:20,344
Elton John! Billie Jean King!
924
00:50:20,386 --> 00:50:22,388
♪ "Look at her" ♪
925
00:50:22,471 --> 00:50:24,598
♪ "She's a bad mama jama" ♪
926
00:50:26,434 --> 00:50:29,061
♪ "Just as fine as she can be" ♪
927
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:32,898
♪ "She's a bad mama jama..." ♪
928
00:50:33,899 --> 00:50:35,818
Come on, White She-Devil.
I been waiting.
929
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,278
Come on, baby. Come on!
930
00:50:39,196 --> 00:50:43,325
♪ "Her body measurements are ♪
♪ perfect" "in every dimension" ♪
931
00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:47,121
♪ "She's got a figure" ♪
♪ "that's gonna bring attention" ♪
932
00:50:47,163 --> 00:50:49,540
♪ "She's poetry in motion" ♪
933
00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:51,459
♪ "A beautiful sight to see" ♪
934
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:55,087
♪ "I get so excited" ♪
♪ "viewing her anatomy" ♪
935
00:50:55,421 --> 00:50:58,924
♪ "She's built..." ♪
♪ "oh, she's dynamic..." ♪
936
00:50:59,008 --> 00:51:01,469
- No, you didn't.
- "Yes, I did."
937
00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:03,429
( cat snarls )
938
00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:06,640
Bitch!
939
00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:08,684
You know how much
this shit cost?
940
00:51:08,726 --> 00:51:10,526
How much did this shit
cost, you disco queen?!
941
00:51:11,687 --> 00:51:13,022
- AII of this!
- How dare you!
942
00:51:17,026 --> 00:51:19,528
Hey!
943
00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:21,781
Undercover Brother: Touch
it. Now looky here.
944
00:51:27,036 --> 00:51:28,913
( whistling )
945
00:51:28,954 --> 00:51:30,581
Whew! Whew, baby!
946
00:51:30,623 --> 00:51:32,833
Toast to the booty!
Booty toast.
947
00:51:34,585 --> 00:51:36,128
Oh, yeah!
948
00:51:37,713 --> 00:51:39,507
Wait! Look at that.
949
00:51:39,548 --> 00:51:41,967
♪ "...She's mighty mighty," ♪
♪ "just letting it all hang out" ♪
950
00:51:42,009 --> 00:51:45,471
♪ "She's a brickhouse" ♪
951
00:51:46,889 --> 00:51:48,809
♪ "The lady's stacked," ♪
♪ "and that's a fact" ♪
952
00:51:48,849 --> 00:51:51,018
♪ - "( Shudders )" - ♪
♪ "Ain't holding nothing back" ♪
953
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:54,438
♪ "Ow, she's a brickhouse..." ♪
954
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,190
The water's cold. Water cold!
955
00:51:56,232 --> 00:51:58,234
♪ "Now we're together," ♪
♪ "everybody knows" ♪
956
00:51:58,776 --> 00:51:59,694
♪ "This is how the ♪
♪ story goes..." ♪
957
00:51:59,735 --> 00:52:03,030
Nothin' like safe sex, you
know what I'm saying?
958
00:52:04,407 --> 00:52:07,076
Look at that. Look
at that there.
959
00:52:07,118 --> 00:52:08,118
Bitch!
960
00:52:16,836 --> 00:52:18,421
You enjoy yourself?
961
00:52:39,525 --> 00:52:41,861
Would you stop fooling around?
962
00:52:43,571 --> 00:52:46,032
Got to get my cool back!
963
00:52:48,826 --> 00:52:50,244
( Tires screech )
964
00:53:00,337 --> 00:53:02,840
Can you play something funky
for a brother to drive to?
965
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,967
( Funk music playing )
966
00:53:09,805 --> 00:53:11,265
Drive! Drive this thing!
967
00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:13,225
Baby, it was made in the '70s.
968
00:53:13,267 --> 00:53:14,477
This ain't no Ferrari.
969
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:23,444
♪ "Jungle boogie" ♪
970
00:53:23,486 --> 00:53:25,613
♪ "Jungle boogie" ♪
971
00:53:25,654 --> 00:53:27,782
♪ "Jungle boogie" ♪
972
00:53:27,823 --> 00:53:29,033
♪ "Jungle boogie..." ♪
973
00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:31,786
Damn. Look out, baby.
974
00:53:47,843 --> 00:53:49,845
♪ "Jungle boogie" "Get ♪
♪ up with the get down" ♪
975
00:53:49,887 --> 00:53:51,806
♪ "Jungle boogie" ♪
976
00:53:52,807 --> 00:53:54,975
♪ - "Jungle boogie" ♪
♪ - "Oh yeah" ♪
977
00:53:55,017 --> 00:53:57,269
♪ "Jungle boogie..." ♪
978
00:53:57,311 --> 00:53:58,646
( Motorcycle revs )
979
00:53:58,896 --> 00:54:00,898
( music continuing )
980
00:54:04,151 --> 00:54:05,695
( music stops )
981
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,656
You should have run
her narrow ass over.
982
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,294
So, this has all been
some kind of jive game
983
00:54:22,336 --> 00:54:24,255
- to get me out of the way?
- "That's right."
984
00:54:24,296 --> 00:54:26,298
I was sent to destroy you
985
00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:28,259
and everything the
Brotherhood stands for.
986
00:54:39,729 --> 00:54:41,647
Damn it.
987
00:54:43,524 --> 00:54:45,943
Falling in love with you
wasn't part of the plan.
988
00:54:47,862 --> 00:54:49,530
Mmm.
989
00:54:53,617 --> 00:54:55,578
Oh, Undercover Brother,
990
00:54:55,619 --> 00:54:58,330
you're too much man for me.
991
00:54:58,372 --> 00:54:59,874
Baby...
992
00:54:59,915 --> 00:55:03,419
sometimes I'm too much man
for my own damn self.
993
00:55:07,882 --> 00:55:10,676
Mr. Feather, your
status report, please.
994
00:55:10,718 --> 00:55:13,763
AII the pieces of Operation
Whitewash are in place.
995
00:55:13,804 --> 00:55:16,098
Good. It's time to
extend the reach
996
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,559
to black leaders in
sports, the arts,
997
00:55:18,601 --> 00:55:20,394
entertainment and business.
998
00:55:20,436 --> 00:55:22,897
Soon all aspects of society
999
00:55:22,938 --> 00:55:25,066
will once again be
dominated by The Man.
1000
00:55:25,107 --> 00:55:27,443
It's time to strike
the final blow
1001
00:55:27,485 --> 00:55:29,111
against the Brotherhood.
1002
00:55:29,153 --> 00:55:31,530
So, when I return to the lair,
1003
00:55:31,572 --> 00:55:34,742
Undercover Brother
better be dead.
1004
00:55:34,784 --> 00:55:37,036
- Are we clear?
- "Very good, sir."
1005
00:55:37,078 --> 00:55:38,579
With Undercover Brother dead,
1006
00:55:38,621 --> 00:55:40,456
the Brotherhood had
best step correct,
1007
00:55:40,498 --> 00:55:43,250
or their next move
will be their last.
1008
00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:45,586
( Clears throat ) Goodbye.
1009
00:55:49,507 --> 00:55:51,467
Can I ask you something?
1010
00:55:51,509 --> 00:55:53,511
Did I just say,
1011
00:55:53,552 --> 00:55:55,638
"They had best step correct"?
1012
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,598
Yes, sir. You did.
1013
00:55:58,766 --> 00:56:00,059
You see what's happening?
1014
00:56:00,101 --> 00:56:02,144
You see how we're being
corrupted by their
1015
00:56:02,186 --> 00:56:04,230
hip-and-now fashion,
and their cool slang
1016
00:56:04,271 --> 00:56:06,399
you can't help but use.
"Don't be dissing me!"
1017
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,109
- No!
- "It's all that!"
1018
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:11,404
You go, girl!
What's the dillio?
1019
00:56:11,445 --> 00:56:13,781
Who let the dogs
out? Hoo-hoo-hoo!
1020
00:56:13,823 --> 00:56:15,449
Whatcha talk about, Willis?
1021
00:56:15,491 --> 00:56:17,326
- You know what I'm saying?!
- Uh...
1022
00:56:17,368 --> 00:56:19,161
Little by little we're blending
1023
00:56:19,203 --> 00:56:20,955
and merging until one day
1024
00:56:20,996 --> 00:56:23,082
we're all going to
be one united people
1025
00:56:23,124 --> 00:56:25,876
living and working and
dancing together,
1026
00:56:25,918 --> 00:56:29,547
like the news or "Ally McBeal," or
the people that work at Saturn!
1027
00:56:29,588 --> 00:56:32,299
And we've got to stop it
before it's too late!
1028
00:56:34,468 --> 00:56:37,013
You heard The Man. As of now,
1029
00:56:37,054 --> 00:56:41,809
Operation Whitewash goes global.
1030
00:56:49,066 --> 00:56:51,944
Chief: Jay-Z is doing Lawrence
Welk's Greatest Hits?!
1031
00:56:51,986 --> 00:56:55,156
John Singleton to remake
"Driving Miss Daisy"?!
1032
00:56:55,197 --> 00:56:59,160
Terry McMillan? "How Stella
Got Her White Man Back"?
1033
00:56:59,201 --> 00:57:00,995
Double damn it!
1034
00:57:01,037 --> 00:57:03,664
Black people all over the world
are losing their damn minds.
1035
00:57:03,706 --> 00:57:05,166
And look...
1036
00:57:05,207 --> 00:57:08,794
They've all been exposed to
the General's fried chicken.
1037
00:57:08,836 --> 00:57:10,503
Smart Brother, how's it
coming with this antidote?
1038
00:57:10,504 --> 00:57:13,841
I found one. But it only works
on one person at a time.
1039
00:57:13,883 --> 00:57:16,010
We have to stop this
thing at the source.
1040
00:57:17,219 --> 00:57:19,013
Undercover Brother, you're back!
1041
00:57:19,055 --> 00:57:21,015
( Alarm blaring )
1042
00:57:25,102 --> 00:57:26,020
Hi.
1043
00:57:26,062 --> 00:57:28,898
Hell's wrong with you bringing
a white girl in my house?
1044
00:57:29,398 --> 00:57:30,690
She's working with
us now, Chief.
1045
00:57:30,691 --> 00:57:33,361
With my extensive and
intimate knowledge
1046
00:57:33,402 --> 00:57:34,904
of The Man's organization,
1047
00:57:34,945 --> 00:57:37,031
I can help you stop
his evil plan.
1048
00:57:37,073 --> 00:57:38,657
Okay.
1049
00:57:38,699 --> 00:57:41,369
Smart Brother, take White
She-Devil to the lab
1050
00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:43,037
and find out exactly
what she knows.
1051
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:46,248
You know, you're cute in a
Theo Huxtable kind of way.
1052
00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:48,708
Really? Usually
I get Al Roker.
1053
00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:51,379
"Here's what's happening in
your neck of the woods."
1054
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,964
Chief, various brother agents,
1055
00:57:54,006 --> 00:57:56,759
I owe all of you a huge apology.
1056
00:57:56,801 --> 00:57:59,303
I just watched this show...
1057
00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:01,347
"Roots"? Maybe
you've heard of it?
1058
00:58:01,430 --> 00:58:05,393
It taught me such a profound
lesson about bigotry.
1059
00:58:05,434 --> 00:58:08,312
I have sat on the sidelines of
race relations long enough.
1060
00:58:08,354 --> 00:58:12,149
I want to march down
that field of oppression
1061
00:58:12,191 --> 00:58:14,652
and kick that ball of bigotry
1062
00:58:14,694 --> 00:58:16,654
right over the goalpost
1063
00:58:16,696 --> 00:58:18,698
of intolerance.
1064
00:58:21,867 --> 00:58:23,994
( Chuckles )
1065
00:58:24,036 --> 00:58:26,539
Son, you talk a lot
of shit. Yes, I do.
1066
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:29,542
But you down.
1067
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:32,044
What? Are you kidding?
1068
00:58:32,086 --> 00:58:34,213
You're going to let the white
boy join just like that?
1069
00:58:34,255 --> 00:58:36,424
I was in secret agent
school for three years!
1070
00:58:36,465 --> 00:58:38,718
Three years. I paid for
them classes myself.
1071
00:58:38,759 --> 00:58:41,387
- You made me.
- Smart Brother: "Chief. Chief."
1072
00:58:41,429 --> 00:58:43,264
I performed a full range
spectral analysis
1073
00:58:43,305 --> 00:58:45,141
on Miss White She-Devil's
brain waves.
1074
00:58:45,182 --> 00:58:47,560
Then, I unlocked
her subconscious
1075
00:58:47,601 --> 00:58:49,895
using a special
form of hypnosis.
1076
00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:51,772
Then, I gently brushed her hair.
1077
00:58:51,814 --> 00:58:54,775
Then, I reached deep within
1078
00:58:54,817 --> 00:58:57,862
her tight little pockets
and I found a list
1079
00:58:57,903 --> 00:58:59,572
of The Man's targets.
1080
00:58:59,613 --> 00:59:00,656
Good Lord.
1081
00:59:00,698 --> 00:59:02,116
They're going after James Brown
1082
00:59:02,158 --> 00:59:03,993
tomorrow night at the Grammys.
1083
00:59:04,035 --> 00:59:06,787
We need to stop him. Find the
General and give him the antidote.
1084
00:59:06,788 --> 00:59:09,290
That's right. It's goin' to
the streets. Hey, y'all!
1085
00:59:09,331 --> 00:59:11,292
It's revolution
up in this bitch!
1086
00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:13,627
Set the alarm to def-con five!
1087
00:59:13,669 --> 00:59:15,588
It's on, baby. It's on.
1088
00:59:15,629 --> 00:59:18,549
- "Good work, White She-Devil."
- Thanks.
1089
00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:21,469
Oh, you in too. What
the fuck?! Chief!
1090
00:59:21,510 --> 00:59:23,846
I never see that bitch in
my secret agent classes!
1091
00:59:23,888 --> 00:59:25,806
I'm still paying the
loans off, man!
1092
00:59:25,848 --> 00:59:27,308
I sleep on a pissy mattress.
1093
00:59:27,350 --> 00:59:28,976
I ain't got good food to eat!
1094
00:59:29,018 --> 00:59:31,145
I borrow money for my weed!
1095
00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:33,981
I quit. That's it.
1096
00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:36,984
Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother
Jones to kick around anymore!
1097
00:59:37,026 --> 00:59:39,320
Give me a pillow case!
I'm joining the Klan.
1098
00:59:40,571 --> 00:59:42,781
Brother, we all love
your solo enthusiasm,
1099
00:59:42,782 --> 00:59:44,992
but this is about
working together.
1100
00:59:45,034 --> 00:59:47,203
Now, I've been a solo
star shooting the shots
1101
00:59:47,244 --> 00:59:49,330
that I thought would
win the game.
1102
00:59:49,372 --> 00:59:51,082
But in workin' with y'all,
1103
00:59:51,123 --> 00:59:53,125
I've come to realize
1104
00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:55,628
that only a team
wins a championship.
1105
00:59:56,837 --> 00:59:59,131
Chief: Teamwork! That's right.
1106
00:59:59,173 --> 01:00:01,467
That's right. I'm
sorry, everybody.
1107
01:00:01,509 --> 01:00:03,302
Teamwork! Now, let's go!
1108
01:00:03,344 --> 01:00:05,179
Hustle, hustle! Come
on, white girl!
1109
01:00:09,517 --> 01:00:11,477
( Cheering )
1110
01:00:16,023 --> 01:00:17,817
Sistah Girl: Best
of luck tonight.
1111
01:00:17,858 --> 01:00:19,485
Have a great time.
1112
01:00:19,527 --> 01:00:21,987
We know The Man plans to
make his move tonight.
1113
01:00:22,029 --> 01:00:23,656
Now, Lance, we're
counting on you.
1114
01:00:23,698 --> 01:00:25,825
Don't get distracted,
be focused.
1115
01:00:25,866 --> 01:00:28,536
Stick close to the
target at all times.
1116
01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:30,371
Roger. Will do.
1117
01:00:36,127 --> 01:00:38,045
Boo. Ah.
1118
01:00:42,883 --> 01:00:45,845
Announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, James Brown.
1119
01:00:45,886 --> 01:00:48,055
( crowd cheering )
1120
01:00:51,475 --> 01:00:53,394
- How you doing?
- "James Brown."
1121
01:00:53,436 --> 01:00:55,730
- "I want to see my fans."
- No, it's okay.
1122
01:00:55,771 --> 01:00:57,440
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
1123
01:00:57,481 --> 01:00:59,316
Perimeter search. I'm on it.
1124
01:01:00,901 --> 01:01:02,445
What is that boy doing?
1125
01:01:04,739 --> 01:01:07,074
- "What's going on here?"
- Hey, Jimmy.
1126
01:01:07,116 --> 01:01:09,118
What?
1127
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,412
Now, "I" feel good.
1128
01:01:11,454 --> 01:01:13,414
- God, man!
- ( cheering continues )
1129
01:01:13,456 --> 01:01:15,166
Sistah Girl: Lance. Lance!
1130
01:01:16,292 --> 01:01:19,170
Announcer: The hardest working
man in show business.
1131
01:01:21,505 --> 01:01:23,007
Go get him.
1132
01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:27,720
Announcer: Thank
you, James Brown.
1133
01:01:28,846 --> 01:01:29,972
No! Hey! I just got promoted!
1134
01:01:33,017 --> 01:01:35,019
( Groaning )
1135
01:01:38,856 --> 01:01:41,942
Mr. Feather: Hello,
Mr. James Brown.
1136
01:01:41,984 --> 01:01:45,112
Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown.
1137
01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:49,992
Ah!
1138
01:01:50,034 --> 01:01:51,535
Good God!
1139
01:01:52,661 --> 01:01:55,664
You will soon be administered
a drug that will make you...
1140
01:02:00,127 --> 01:02:01,629
The signal's stopped.
1141
01:02:01,670 --> 01:02:04,382
It's James Brown touchdown!
1142
01:02:04,423 --> 01:02:06,425
- That's James Brown?
- That's mustard.
1143
01:02:06,509 --> 01:02:09,804
I can't believe I let him
get away. I am so stupid.
1144
01:02:09,805 --> 01:02:11,805
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
1145
01:02:11,806 --> 01:02:13,933
You got to stop
beating yourself up.
1146
01:02:13,974 --> 01:02:16,310
We got to work together
as a team, okay?
1147
01:02:16,352 --> 01:02:18,229
Yeah, man. Let the team do it.
1148
01:02:20,523 --> 01:02:22,316
I'm playin' with him.
1149
01:02:22,358 --> 01:02:24,443
Stop playin'. Hey!
1150
01:02:24,527 --> 01:02:26,654
Damn.
1151
01:02:26,696 --> 01:02:28,489
Hey, dawg. Hey.
1152
01:02:28,531 --> 01:02:29,990
You need to lighten up.
1153
01:02:30,032 --> 01:02:32,243
You know what I'm sayin'?
1154
01:02:32,284 --> 01:02:34,578
Just be careful with this.
If you smoke too much,
1155
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,872
it's going to have you
all paranoid and shit.
1156
01:02:36,873 --> 01:02:39,125
It takes time to build up
a tolerance like mine...
1157
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:40,918
What? Did you hear
that? Shh. Shh.
1158
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,003
Hey, y'all, did you
hear something?
1159
01:02:43,045 --> 01:02:45,464
Shh, quiet! There
it goes again.
1160
01:02:49,176 --> 01:02:51,345
( Horn blurting )
1161
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,640
Guard: Incoming vehicle!
1162
01:02:54,682 --> 01:02:57,351
- Don't you move!
- Hold it!
1163
01:02:57,352 --> 01:02:59,228
Don't you move!
1164
01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:03,816
- Identify yourself!
- I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir.
1165
01:03:03,858 --> 01:03:05,901
Oh, okay. Thank you.
1166
01:03:05,943 --> 01:03:08,446
- You so sweet.
- "Just the janitors."
1167
01:03:08,487 --> 01:03:09,989
Let 'em through!
1168
01:03:27,381 --> 01:03:29,008
( coughs )
1169
01:03:30,176 --> 01:03:32,011
Smart Brother: Lance. Lance!
1170
01:03:33,971 --> 01:03:35,973
So, Mr. Godfather of Soul...
1171
01:03:36,015 --> 01:03:38,351
- ( snaps )
- ( squirts )
1172
01:03:39,518 --> 01:03:42,021
life as you've known it
will soon cease to exist.
1173
01:03:42,063 --> 01:03:44,523
- ( Snaps )
- ( squirts )
1174
01:03:44,565 --> 01:03:45,900
( clears throat ) Sorry.
1175
01:03:45,941 --> 01:03:48,694
Any final requests?
1176
01:03:50,821 --> 01:03:52,782
Say it loud.
1177
01:03:54,950 --> 01:03:57,620
Say it loud!
1178
01:03:57,661 --> 01:03:59,413
( Gasps ) What's he doing?
1179
01:04:00,748 --> 01:04:02,208
Say it loud!
1180
01:04:07,963 --> 01:04:10,633
- Say it loud!
- ( grunting )
1181
01:04:16,138 --> 01:04:18,224
Say it loud!
1182
01:04:18,265 --> 01:04:22,144
- Say it loud!
- I'm black and I'm proud!
1183
01:04:25,439 --> 01:04:28,401
Hey, man, I want to get
up and do my thing now.
1184
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,613
♪ So good ♪
1185
01:04:32,655 --> 01:04:34,115
♪ So good ♪
1186
01:04:34,156 --> 01:04:36,659
♪ I got you... ♪
1187
01:04:36,701 --> 01:04:38,994
- Oh.
- ( gasping )
1188
01:04:39,036 --> 01:04:41,080
Hey!
1189
01:04:42,456 --> 01:04:43,791
I feel good.
1190
01:04:45,084 --> 01:04:47,753
- ( Microphone feedback )
- It's time for the big payback.
1191
01:04:47,795 --> 01:04:49,338
( Guns cock )
1192
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:52,550
Very clever, Mr.
Undercover Brother.
1193
01:04:54,593 --> 01:04:56,153
- Whoa.
- Sistah Girl: "Can you dig it?"
1194
01:04:57,138 --> 01:04:59,807
Everything we'II need
to take it to The Man.
1195
01:04:59,849 --> 01:05:02,226
Hey, this isn't Taco Bell.
1196
01:05:02,643 --> 01:05:04,770
Can you find out where
the General is?
1197
01:05:04,812 --> 01:05:06,605
Just give me 10 minutes.
1198
01:05:06,647 --> 01:05:08,774
- "( Alarm blaring )"
- Conspiracy Brother: "Oh, shit!"
1199
01:05:08,816 --> 01:05:10,192
You've got one.
1200
01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:12,778
Mr. Elias: lntruders.
1201
01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:15,448
The Brotherhood has breached
the communications room!
1202
01:05:15,489 --> 01:05:18,242
Everything's a party over here
with you people, isn't it?
1203
01:05:18,284 --> 01:05:21,328
That's not all. The Man
is on his way here.
1204
01:05:21,370 --> 01:05:23,164
Mr. Feather: What? Now?
1205
01:05:23,205 --> 01:05:26,167
His helicopter will be
here in five minutes.
1206
01:05:27,835 --> 01:05:29,628
Mr. Elias, would you
kindly take care
1207
01:05:29,670 --> 01:05:32,298
of the nuisance in the
communication room?
1208
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,467
Yes, sir. Come on, let's go!
1209
01:05:34,508 --> 01:05:36,218
Yes, sir. Right away.
1210
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:38,804
- What have you done with the General?
- General?
1211
01:05:38,846 --> 01:05:40,681
Could you come in here, please?
1212
01:05:43,851 --> 01:05:45,936
General, if it's not
too much of a bother,
1213
01:05:45,978 --> 01:05:48,105
would you mind terribly,
killing this man?
1214
01:05:49,857 --> 01:05:51,525
Thank you.
1215
01:05:55,780 --> 01:05:58,824
So I can always have something
to remember you by.
1216
01:05:58,908 --> 01:06:00,618
Come on, hurry up.
1217
01:06:01,952 --> 01:06:03,579
I wouldn't move if I were you.
1218
01:06:03,621 --> 01:06:05,915
Damn! Oh, shit.
1219
01:06:05,956 --> 01:06:07,541
Get off of me. Sorry.
1220
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,835
Excellent work,
White She-Devil.
1221
01:06:09,877 --> 01:06:12,129
Come here, baby.
1222
01:06:15,257 --> 01:06:17,051
Damn, that girl gets around.
1223
01:06:24,058 --> 01:06:25,685
How can you do this to me?
1224
01:06:25,726 --> 01:06:27,770
Once you've had
Undercover Brother,
1225
01:06:27,812 --> 01:06:29,647
there is no other.
1226
01:06:31,482 --> 01:06:34,318
No, it's once you go
black, you don't go back.
1227
01:06:36,821 --> 01:06:38,239
It's the honky patrol.
1228
01:06:39,323 --> 01:06:40,740
Let me do this.
1229
01:06:40,741 --> 01:06:42,326
Ah, look who got the gun now.
1230
01:06:42,327 --> 01:06:43,911
- Yeah. What's up?!
- Hi.
1231
01:06:43,953 --> 01:06:45,037
- Shut up!
- What?
1232
01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:47,415
I said shut up, whitey!
I got the power.
1233
01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:52,128
Keep working.
1234
01:06:52,169 --> 01:06:54,171
This is a girl thing.
1235
01:07:03,973 --> 01:07:05,641
- Breakdance.
- Break, what?
1236
01:07:05,683 --> 01:07:08,561
I said, breakdance. Come on.
1237
01:07:08,602 --> 01:07:10,146
Take it!
1238
01:07:11,188 --> 01:07:12,648
That's right. That's good.
1239
01:07:12,690 --> 01:07:14,441
Come on. Kid 'n Play.
1240
01:07:14,442 --> 01:07:16,193
- Kid and who?
- Come on.
1241
01:07:18,946 --> 01:07:20,698
That's right. Getting funky.
1242
01:07:23,159 --> 01:07:25,327
Oh, yeah.
1243
01:07:25,369 --> 01:07:27,246
I like black people.
1244
01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:32,918
Oh, fight.
1245
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,296
Watch yourself. Show 'em
what you're working with.
1246
01:07:36,464 --> 01:07:37,548
Oh!
1247
01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:41,344
White She-Devil, represent!
1248
01:07:42,678 --> 01:07:44,305
AII: Oh!
1249
01:07:46,891 --> 01:07:48,851
- Sistah Girl: Yeah.
- I got him.
1250
01:07:48,893 --> 01:07:51,020
I got him! Vector
four, section seven.
1251
01:07:51,228 --> 01:07:55,232
Come on, General, you got
to give me that gun.
1252
01:07:56,484 --> 01:07:58,819
Nonsense! General, kill him!
1253
01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:01,155
( Mimicking gunshots )
1254
01:08:11,248 --> 01:08:13,000
Undercover Brother,
are you okay?
1255
01:08:13,042 --> 01:08:15,002
Everything's cool now
that you're here.
1256
01:08:16,337 --> 01:08:19,340
Y'all gonna make me lose
my mind up in here!
1257
01:08:21,842 --> 01:08:23,844
See what I've been dealing with?
1258
01:08:23,845 --> 01:08:25,346
Yeah.
1259
01:08:25,763 --> 01:08:28,015
Situation complete. We'll
see you soon, Chief.
1260
01:08:31,185 --> 01:08:33,562
Atomic core, eh?
1261
01:08:34,855 --> 01:08:37,858
Let's see what this
so-called button does.
1262
01:08:39,026 --> 01:08:40,778
- ( Alarm blaring )
- Computer voice: Attention,
1263
01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:43,155
atomic core set to overload.
1264
01:08:43,197 --> 01:08:45,741
My bad.
1265
01:08:45,783 --> 01:08:47,702
Here, General,
take the antidote.
1266
01:08:48,869 --> 01:08:51,038
- Oh, what happened to me?
- "( alarm continues )"
1267
01:08:54,709 --> 01:08:56,877
Damn!
1268
01:08:56,919 --> 01:08:59,588
You guys get the General out of
here. I'm going after The Man.
1269
01:08:59,630 --> 01:09:02,633
Let's get while the
getting's good.
1270
01:09:02,675 --> 01:09:04,176
There'II be another
day to fight The Man.
1271
01:09:04,218 --> 01:09:06,220
We can't give The Man
another damn day!
1272
01:09:06,262 --> 01:09:09,473
But Sistah Girl's right. We got
to get the hell out of here, man.
1273
01:09:09,515 --> 01:09:11,392
We're gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
1274
01:09:11,434 --> 01:09:13,936
- Dig it! Dig it hard!
- Daddy!
1275
01:09:13,978 --> 01:09:16,564
There's times for falling apart, and
there's times for getting funky.
1276
01:09:16,605 --> 01:09:18,816
This is one of
those funky times!
1277
01:09:18,858 --> 01:09:21,110
So, what's it going to be?!
1278
01:09:21,152 --> 01:09:23,904
Are you ready to play some
funky music, white boy?
1279
01:09:30,369 --> 01:09:32,496
Solid.
1280
01:09:32,538 --> 01:09:34,206
Lay down the boogie.
1281
01:09:36,042 --> 01:09:38,169
It's time to take it to The Man.
1282
01:09:38,210 --> 01:09:41,088
I guess this means you and I
are like brothers now, huh?
1283
01:09:41,130 --> 01:09:43,007
I feel black.
1284
01:09:43,049 --> 01:09:45,343
Man, you look white!
1285
01:09:45,384 --> 01:09:47,761
Ow. Don't touch me!
1286
01:09:47,762 --> 01:09:49,262
Come on, General. Let's go.
1287
01:09:49,263 --> 01:09:51,015
Let's go! Let's
get out of here!
1288
01:09:51,057 --> 01:09:52,975
- Come on!
- Go. Come on, nigga.
1289
01:09:54,143 --> 01:09:57,772
Computer voice: Atomic core
overload in five minutes.
1290
01:09:57,813 --> 01:10:00,107
Please exit in an
orderly fashion.
1291
01:10:00,149 --> 01:10:01,692
Stop him!
1292
01:10:14,455 --> 01:10:16,165
( Karate yell )
1293
01:10:19,126 --> 01:10:21,379
Earth, wind and fire!
1294
01:10:22,505 --> 01:10:24,173
Shaquille O'Neal!
1295
01:10:24,215 --> 01:10:28,052
- Sisqo!
- No-ooo!
1296
01:10:29,679 --> 01:10:31,722
( Screams )
1297
01:10:33,641 --> 01:10:35,309
( crunch )
1298
01:10:36,852 --> 01:10:39,647
I just bought those.
1299
01:10:39,689 --> 01:10:41,232
Sorry about that.
1300
01:10:54,161 --> 01:10:55,996
It's all over, man!
1301
01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:01,794
You want some drama?
1302
01:11:01,836 --> 01:11:03,671
Then bring it.
1303
01:11:05,089 --> 01:11:07,967
Lance, protect the
General at all costs.
1304
01:11:08,009 --> 01:11:11,554
Atomic core overload
in three minutes.
1305
01:11:14,223 --> 01:11:16,017
Let me talk to
them. I'm white.
1306
01:11:19,353 --> 01:11:21,230
We don't want any trouble.
1307
01:11:21,272 --> 01:11:23,024
What are you going
to do about it?
1308
01:11:23,065 --> 01:11:25,026
Sissy.
1309
01:11:27,028 --> 01:11:28,863
I am not
1310
01:11:28,904 --> 01:11:30,906
a sissy!
1311
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,465
Come on!
1312
01:11:58,351 --> 01:12:00,728
Oh. Ugh!
1313
01:12:00,770 --> 01:12:02,562
Lance.
1314
01:12:02,563 --> 01:12:06,275
He shouldn't have
called me a sissy.
1315
01:12:06,317 --> 01:12:08,110
( Neck cracks )
1316
01:12:08,152 --> 01:12:10,821
Conspiracy Brother:
Not bad, whitey.
1317
01:12:10,863 --> 01:12:13,866
But if it was me, I would have
ripped his spine out of his ass!
1318
01:12:13,908 --> 01:12:17,328
Let's go! We got less than a
minute before this place blows!
1319
01:12:17,995 --> 01:12:20,456
( Michael Jackson's
"Beat It" playing )
1320
01:12:39,934 --> 01:12:43,145
♪ "They told him don't you ♪
♪ ever" "come around here" ♪
1321
01:12:43,187 --> 01:12:45,773
♪ "Don't wanna see your face," ♪
♪ "you better disappear" ♪
1322
01:12:45,815 --> 01:12:49,235
♪ "The fire's in their eyes" ♪
♪ "and their words are really clear" ♪
1323
01:12:49,276 --> 01:12:52,446
♪ "So beat it, just beat it" ♪
1324
01:12:54,073 --> 01:12:56,325
♪ "You better run," "you ♪
♪ better do what you can" ♪
1325
01:12:56,367 --> 01:12:59,808
♪ "Don't wanna see no blood," ♪
♪ "don't be a macho man" ♪
1326
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:03,249
♪ "You wanna be tough," ♪
♪ "better do what you can" ♪
1327
01:13:03,290 --> 01:13:06,627
♪ "So beat it," "but ♪
♪ you wanna be bad" ♪
1328
01:13:06,628 --> 01:13:09,422
♪ "Just beat it, beat it" ♪
1329
01:13:09,463 --> 01:13:10,797
♪ "Beat it, beat it" ♪
1330
01:13:10,798 --> 01:13:14,051
♪ "No one wants ♪
♪ to be defeated" ♪
1331
01:13:14,093 --> 01:13:17,638
♪ "Showin' how funky" ♪
♪ "and strong is your fight" ♪
1332
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,766
♪ "It doesn't matter" ♪
♪ "who's wrong or right" ♪
1333
01:13:20,808 --> 01:13:22,476
♪ "Just beat it" ♪
1334
01:13:22,477 --> 01:13:24,228
♪ "Just beat it" ♪
1335
01:13:24,229 --> 01:13:26,105
♪ "Just beat it" ♪
1336
01:13:26,106 --> 01:13:27,982
♪ "Just beat it" ♪
1337
01:13:31,861 --> 01:13:34,655
♪ "You have to show them" ♪
♪ "that you're really not scared" ♪
1338
01:13:34,656 --> 01:13:36,282
♪ "You're playin' ♪
♪ with your life," ♪
1339
01:13:36,323 --> 01:13:38,075
♪ "This ain't no ♪
♪ truth or dare" ♪
1340
01:13:38,117 --> 01:13:39,994
♪ "They'll kick you," ♪
♪ "then they beat you" ♪
1341
01:13:39,995 --> 01:13:41,579
♪ "Then they'll tell ♪
♪ you it's fair" ♪
1342
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:45,124
♪ "So beat it," "but ♪
♪ you wanna be bad" ♪
1343
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,917
♪ "Just beat it" ♪
1344
01:13:46,918 --> 01:13:48,668
♪ "Beat it..." ♪
1345
01:13:48,669 --> 01:13:51,297
- General, sir, are you all right?
- Yes.
1346
01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:54,175
There he is!
Undercover Brother!
1347
01:13:54,216 --> 01:13:56,135
He's only got a few seconds!
1348
01:14:09,398 --> 01:14:11,984
- "( music stops )"
- Oops.
1349
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,085
You mess with the
'fro, you got to go.
1350
01:14:45,226 --> 01:14:47,186
( Squeals )
1351
01:14:48,229 --> 01:14:50,856
( chuckles, yells )
1352
01:15:19,635 --> 01:15:22,096
I believe this belongs to me.
1353
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,985
( laughs )
1354
01:15:38,487 --> 01:15:40,948
So long, Undercover Brother.
1355
01:15:40,990 --> 01:15:43,117
He's failed me.
1356
01:15:43,159 --> 01:15:45,286
Leave him.
1357
01:15:45,327 --> 01:15:48,330
Hey! Don't be dissing me!
1358
01:15:48,372 --> 01:15:50,583
( Sputtering )
1359
01:15:57,923 --> 01:16:01,302
Hey! Let me in!
1360
01:16:06,182 --> 01:16:07,767
Let me up!
1361
01:16:11,979 --> 01:16:14,315
( Screams )
1362
01:16:20,738 --> 01:16:22,615
That Feather went
out like a sucka.
1363
01:16:22,656 --> 01:16:24,617
Punk ass bitch played himself.
1364
01:16:24,658 --> 01:16:26,911
Let's bounce, dawg.
1365
01:16:46,639 --> 01:16:48,641
( Screaming )
1366
01:16:53,104 --> 01:16:56,023
No! He doesn't have
his parachute!
1367
01:17:07,034 --> 01:17:08,411
( Cheering )
1368
01:17:16,877 --> 01:17:18,838
- Yeah.
- ( applause )
1369
01:17:18,879 --> 01:17:20,589
Smart Brother: Come
on over here. Hug me.
1370
01:17:22,049 --> 01:17:25,386
♪ "What you knowin'" ♪
1371
01:17:25,387 --> 01:17:27,722
♪ "To be real" ♪
1372
01:17:29,724 --> 01:17:33,019
♪ "What you thinkin'" ♪
1373
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:35,187
♪ "I think I love ♪
♪ you, baby..." ♪
1374
01:17:35,229 --> 01:17:37,606
Undercover Brother,
you the baddest.
1375
01:17:37,648 --> 01:17:40,151
Didn't I blow your
mind this time?
1376
01:17:40,192 --> 01:17:41,569
Didn't I?
1377
01:17:41,610 --> 01:17:44,238
Didn't you cause about a bazillion
dollars worth of damage?
1378
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,157
And I sure as hell ain't
covering for you!
1379
01:17:46,198 --> 01:17:47,867
I don't give a damn
how sexy you look
1380
01:17:47,908 --> 01:17:49,285
floating down in
your little pants!
1381
01:17:49,744 --> 01:17:51,579
And as for the rest of you...
1382
01:17:54,832 --> 01:17:56,959
I just want to say
1383
01:17:57,001 --> 01:17:59,962
how very proud I
am of all of you.
1384
01:18:00,004 --> 01:18:01,630
( Clears throat )
1385
01:18:01,672 --> 01:18:04,800
Undercover Brother, the
world is safe once again
1386
01:18:04,842 --> 01:18:06,218
thanks to you.
1387
01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:07,762
No thanks to me, Chief.
1388
01:18:07,803 --> 01:18:10,598
I couldn't have done it
without Sistah Girl.
1389
01:18:10,639 --> 01:18:12,432
You know what they say,
1390
01:18:12,433 --> 01:18:14,560
"Behind every great
black man..."
1391
01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:17,229
Is the police.
1392
01:18:17,271 --> 01:18:19,273
- "Uh, no, no."
- A bunch of slow white athletes?
1393
01:18:19,274 --> 01:18:20,399
- "No."
- A cute butt?
1394
01:18:20,441 --> 01:18:22,943
- Probable cause?
- "No!"
1395
01:18:22,944 --> 01:18:25,571
A strong black woman.
1396
01:18:25,613 --> 01:18:27,448
- "Strong black woman."
- That's right.
1397
01:18:27,490 --> 01:18:28,908
Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
1398
01:18:28,949 --> 01:18:30,910
It would've been cool
to have a Latino,
1399
01:18:30,951 --> 01:18:32,536
a Native American, Asian,
1400
01:18:32,578 --> 01:18:34,997
even a Jewish guy in the mix.
1401
01:18:35,039 --> 01:18:37,333
The point is, by working
together as one,
1402
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,001
we got the job done.
1403
01:18:39,043 --> 01:18:42,713
No doubt, that's what the
Brotherhood is all about.
1404
01:18:43,881 --> 01:18:45,216
Solid.
1405
01:18:47,051 --> 01:18:48,219
Oh!
1406
01:18:48,386 --> 01:18:51,013
Look out, y'all, fallin' rocks!
1407
01:18:51,055 --> 01:18:52,098
Shotgun!
1408
01:18:52,139 --> 01:18:54,558
Narrator: Having stopped
Operation Whitewash,
1409
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:58,813
the Brotherhood distributed an
antidote to the mind control drug
1410
01:18:58,854 --> 01:19:00,439
to black people nationwide.
1411
01:19:00,481 --> 01:19:02,315
And though The Man escaped,
1412
01:19:02,316 --> 01:19:04,527
the Brotherhood had
found their hero.
1413
01:19:04,568 --> 01:19:06,487
Thanks to Undercover Brother,
1414
01:19:06,529 --> 01:19:09,699
the world was once
again a funky place.
1415
01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:13,160
♪ "We want the funk," ♪
♪ "give up the funk" ♪
1416
01:19:13,202 --> 01:19:15,788
♪ - "Everybody say" ♪
♪ - "We need the funk" ♪
1417
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,749
♪ "We got to have that funk" ♪
1418
01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:21,085
♪ "A is for apples ♪
♪ and J is for jack" ♪
1419
01:19:21,127 --> 01:19:23,003
♪ "P is for punk" ♪
♪ "that's right as smack" ♪
1420
01:19:23,004 --> 01:19:25,881
♪ "On track with this phat rap" ♪
♪ that I put down for you ♪
1421
01:19:25,923 --> 01:19:28,342
♪ "All around the world" "is ♪
♪ the big dog pound for you" ♪
1422
01:19:28,343 --> 01:19:30,553
♪ "In bump we ♪
♪ thrust and trust" ♪
1423
01:19:30,594 --> 01:19:32,430
♪ "Man, you can't ♪
♪ funk with us" ♪
1424
01:19:32,471 --> 01:19:34,640
♪ "Cold as a motha'," ♪
♪ "all the women love him" ♪
1425
01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:37,322
♪ "'Cause they just want a piece" ♪
♪ "of the Undercover Brother" ♪
1426
01:19:37,351 --> 01:19:39,687
♪ "They'll take him home tonight" ♪
♪ "'cause he's so dynamite" ♪
1427
01:19:39,729 --> 01:19:42,189
♪ "Sort of like dolomite," "is ♪
♪ that right? Show you right" ♪
1428
01:19:42,190 --> 01:19:44,191
♪ "I got a little something" ♪
♪ "for groupies" ♪
1429
01:19:44,233 --> 01:19:46,694
♪ "Snoopy Doopy" ♪
♪ "and Uncle Boosty" ♪
1430
01:19:46,736 --> 01:19:48,529
♪ "Turn me loose" ♪
1431
01:19:48,571 --> 01:19:51,011
♪ "I'm just funkin'" ♪
♪ "with my nephew Snoop" ♪
1432
01:19:51,012 --> 01:19:53,451
♪ "Where did you get" ♪
♪ "your funk, bro'?" ♪
1433
01:19:53,492 --> 01:19:54,952
♪ "Let's get ready to shoop" ♪
1434
01:19:54,994 --> 01:19:57,788
♪ - "I got to do it" ♪
♪ - "Undercover Brother" ♪
1435
01:19:57,830 --> 01:20:00,291
♪ "The one you will discover" ♪
1436
01:20:00,332 --> 01:20:02,793
♪ "You can't worry" ♪
♪ "what people tell you" ♪
1437
01:20:02,835 --> 01:20:05,045
♪ "Yeah, baby" ♪
1438
01:20:05,046 --> 01:20:06,630
♪ "We want the funk" ♪
1439
01:20:06,672 --> 01:20:09,050
♪ "Get up off the funk." ♪
1440
01:20:11,469 --> 01:20:13,387
( Clapping )
1441
01:20:29,987 --> 01:20:31,530
♪ "Work and work" ♪
1442
01:20:31,572 --> 01:20:34,158
♪ "Well, those cars" ♪
♪ "never seem to stop comin'" ♪
1443
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,701
♪ "Work and work" ♪
1444
01:20:35,743 --> 01:20:38,329
♪ "Keep those rags" ♪
♪ "and machines hummin'" ♪
1445
01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:40,373
♪ "Get them washed" ♪
♪ "right away" ♪
1446
01:20:40,414 --> 01:20:44,543
♪ - "At the car wash" - ♪
♪ "Talkin' about the car wash" ♪
1447
01:20:44,585 --> 01:20:46,337
♪ "Car wash, yeah" ♪
1448
01:20:46,379 --> 01:20:48,589
♪ "Sing it with ♪
♪ feelin', y'all" ♪
1449
01:20:48,631 --> 01:20:50,675
♪ "Cash wash, yeah" ♪
1450
01:20:50,716 --> 01:20:52,802
♪ "Ooh-oh-oh" ♪
1451
01:20:52,843 --> 01:20:54,637
♪ "At the car wash" ♪
1452
01:20:56,764 --> 01:20:58,474
♪ "Car wash, yeah" ♪
1453
01:21:00,434 --> 01:21:02,103
♪ "Car wash" ♪
1454
01:21:04,563 --> 01:21:06,565
♪ "Car wash, yeah." ♪
1455
01:21:10,695 --> 01:21:12,321
♪ "Whatever happened" ♪
1456
01:21:12,363 --> 01:21:13,864
♪ "To the brotherman?" ♪
1457
01:21:13,906 --> 01:21:15,825
♪ "Livin' on the streets" ♪
1458
01:21:15,866 --> 01:21:17,784
♪ "Sometimes I wonder" ♪
1459
01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:21,205
♪ "What he's doing," "'cause ♪
♪ it could have been me" ♪
1460
01:21:21,247 --> 01:21:27,128
♪ "Praises to the make-up" ♪
♪ "off the times we used to know" ♪
1461
01:21:27,169 --> 01:21:29,296
♪ "And thinkin' 'bout" ♪
♪ "the good days" ♪
1462
01:21:29,338 --> 01:21:32,133
♪ "Set his mind ♪
♪ to let them go" ♪
1463
01:21:32,134 --> 01:21:34,260
♪ "Trouble runnin' 'round" ♪
1464
01:21:34,301 --> 01:21:37,638
♪ "And life ain't ♪
♪ what it used to be" ♪
1465
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,558
♪ "Now God" "has ♪
♪ blessed America" ♪
1466
01:21:40,599 --> 01:21:42,601
♪ "And some to you and me" ♪
1467
01:21:42,643 --> 01:21:45,855
♪ "Whatever happened" ♪
♪ "to the brotherman?" ♪
1468
01:21:45,896 --> 01:21:47,857
♪ "Livin' on the streets" ♪
1469
01:21:47,898 --> 01:21:50,776
♪ "Sometimes I wonder" ♪
♪ "what he's doin'" ♪
1470
01:21:50,818 --> 01:21:53,320
♪ "'Cause it could" ♪
♪ "have been me" ♪
1471
01:21:53,362 --> 01:21:58,743
♪ "Whatever happened" "to ♪
♪ the wonderful fantasy?" ♪
1472
01:21:58,784 --> 01:22:01,996
♪ "When mother used to watch us" ♪
♪ "with a smilin' face" ♪
1473
01:22:02,038 --> 01:22:04,331
♪ "Smilin' face" ♪
1474
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,211
♪ "Oh, we're standing" ♪
1475
01:22:09,253 --> 01:22:11,504
♪ "In the wrong direction" ♪
1476
01:22:11,505 --> 01:22:15,384
♪ "And we need" "a ♪
♪ little affection, yeah" ♪
1477
01:22:16,385 --> 01:22:19,597
♪ "And if you dig this song" ♪
1478
01:22:19,638 --> 01:22:21,223
♪ "Better let me know" ♪
1479
01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:24,018
♪ - "Please let me know" ♪
♪ - "Don't let me go" ♪
1480
01:22:24,060 --> 01:22:25,852
♪ "Don't let me go" ♪
1481
01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:28,522
♪ "Whatever happened" ♪
♪ "to the brotherman?" ♪
1482
01:22:28,564 --> 01:22:30,399
♪ "Livin' on the streets" ♪
1483
01:22:30,441 --> 01:22:33,986
♪ "Sometimes I wonder" ♪
♪ "what he's doin'" ♪
1484
01:22:34,028 --> 01:22:36,113
♪ "'Cause it could" ♪
♪ "have been me" ♪
1485
01:22:36,155 --> 01:22:41,369
♪ "Whatever happened" "to ♪
♪ the wonderful fantasy?" ♪
1486
01:22:41,370 --> 01:22:43,496
♪ "When mother used ♪
♪ to watch us" ♪
1487
01:22:43,537 --> 01:22:47,291
♪ - "With a smilin' face" ♪
♪ - "Smilin' face" ♪
1488
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:50,252
♪ "We complaining 'cause we livin'" ♪
♪ "in the greatest nation" ♪
1489
01:22:50,294 --> 01:22:52,134
♪ "We should be thankful," ♪
♪ "livin' large" ♪
1490
01:22:52,171 --> 01:22:53,631
♪ "Bringing celebration" ♪
1491
01:22:53,673 --> 01:22:57,134
♪ "America, now where's" ♪
♪ "your appreciation?" ♪
1492
01:22:57,135 --> 01:23:00,596
♪ "Whatever happened" ♪
♪ "to the brotherman?" ♪
1493
01:23:00,638 --> 01:23:02,515
♪ "Livin' on the streets" ♪
1494
01:23:02,556 --> 01:23:05,893
♪ "Sometimes I wonder" ♪
♪ "what he's doin'" ♪
1495
01:23:05,935 --> 01:23:08,729
♪ "'Cause it could" ♪
♪ "have been me" ♪
1496
01:23:08,771 --> 01:23:13,317
♪ "Whatever happened" "to ♪
♪ the wonderful fantasy?" ♪
1497
01:23:13,359 --> 01:23:16,404
♪ "When mother used to watch us" ♪
♪ "with a smilin' face..." ♪
1498
01:23:20,116 --> 01:23:25,287
♪ "All... night... long" ♪
1499
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:35,464
♪ "All... night... long." ♪
1500
01:23:35,506 --> 01:23:36,799
( Knock on door )
1501
01:23:36,841 --> 01:23:39,969
Damn, who is that?
1502
01:23:40,011 --> 01:23:42,367
Hold that thought and
that feelin', baby.
1503
01:23:42,368 --> 01:23:44,724
Just let it percolate.
I'II be right back.
1504
01:23:44,765 --> 01:23:47,476
- ( Knocking continues )
- "Hurry up, baby."
1505
01:23:52,606 --> 01:23:54,442
Hi.
1506
01:23:54,483 --> 01:23:57,903
Uh, White She-Devil,
what you doing here?
1507
01:23:57,945 --> 01:24:00,322
Remember? You told
me to come over.
1508
01:24:00,364 --> 01:24:02,867
And me and you and Sistah Girl
1509
01:24:02,908 --> 01:24:04,326
could make Oreos.
1510
01:24:04,368 --> 01:24:05,369
Shh.
1511
01:24:05,411 --> 01:24:06,829
Sweet and black on both sides
1512
01:24:06,871 --> 01:24:09,748
with a dreamy white
filling in the middle.
1513
01:24:09,749 --> 01:24:12,626
Then I realized... You
can't make Oreos.
1514
01:24:12,668 --> 01:24:14,754
So, I bought some.
1515
01:24:17,423 --> 01:24:20,259
Some people got jungle
fever. She got the flu.
1516
01:24:20,301 --> 01:24:22,928
- You know.
- U.B.!
1517
01:24:22,970 --> 01:24:28,476
♪ "All... night... long" ♪
1518
01:24:30,144 --> 01:24:32,855
♪ "I can't wait" ♪
♪ "to love you, baby" ♪
1519
01:24:32,897 --> 01:24:38,444
♪ "All... night... long." ♪
1520
01:24:41,489 --> 01:24:43,157
♪ "Rapp Payback" ♪
1521
01:24:44,492 --> 01:24:45,993
♪ "Oh..." ♪
1522
01:24:49,955 --> 01:24:51,540
♪ "Hit me" ♪
1523
01:24:54,585 --> 01:24:56,754
♪ "Rapp payback" ♪
1524
01:24:56,796 --> 01:24:58,881
♪ "Little Jerry" ♪
1525
01:24:58,923 --> 01:25:02,426
♪ "I know you've heard" ♪
♪ "the master jiggy out" ♪
1526
01:25:03,511 --> 01:25:06,472
♪ "I know you've heard" ♪
♪ "the master jiggy out" ♪
1527
01:25:07,932 --> 01:25:10,017
♪ "Dance, oh yes" ♪
1528
01:25:11,018 --> 01:25:12,687
♪ "Although you got it" ♪
1529
01:25:12,728 --> 01:25:14,271
♪ "Out there..." ♪
1530
01:25:21,862 --> 01:25:24,490
♪ "Payback, I'm mad" ♪
1531
01:25:25,574 --> 01:25:28,035
♪ "Lay down" ♪
1532
01:25:28,077 --> 01:25:30,162
♪ "I'm mad" ♪
1533
01:25:30,204 --> 01:25:32,540
♪ - "Payback, ain't ♪
♪ it?" - "Payback" ♪
1534
01:25:32,581 --> 01:25:34,542
♪ "Man, good God," ♪
♪ "wait a minute" ♪
1535
01:25:37,294 --> 01:25:39,005
♪ "Hey, I..." ♪
1536
01:25:42,717 --> 01:25:45,052
♪ "Saved ya" ♪
1537
01:25:47,054 --> 01:25:48,889
♪ "Take me back" ♪
1538
01:25:48,890 --> 01:25:50,725
♪ "We going back" ♪
1539
01:25:50,726 --> 01:25:53,060
♪ "Payback" ♪
1540
01:25:53,102 --> 01:25:54,437
♪ "Payback." ♪
1541
01:25:58,149 --> 01:25:59,650
Undercover Brother: Solid.