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Subtitles By Rajanee
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All right, all right. All right, all right.
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Never
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say
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no.
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Well, this is Kingman's
defining moment, Marv.
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If they win, they guarantee themselves
a spot in the playoffs.
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Everybody get on the King's back
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and I'm going to lead you
to the promised land.
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- All right? On one, on one. Ready?
- Break!
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Go deep.
Watch your left!
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Let's go!
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Pick him up. Pick him up.
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Sanders. Sanders.
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Go wide!
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Hut-hut!
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Hut!
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All right, here's
Kingman. Drops back in the pocket.
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He's got Sanders wide open
in the end zone.
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Kingman is on the run.
He's inside the five.
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He stiff-arms. It's the Kingman swing.
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And he is in! Touchdown, Rebels.
They've won it.
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What a
tremendous play by Kingman, Marv.
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But I have to wonder,
yesterday he was...
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The King does it again!
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- Go Joe!
- Go Joe!
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- Never say no!
- Never say no!
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Yeah!
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WZPZ FM.
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Hey, Boston. Happy New Year.
And a special shout out to our Rebels.
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Don't party too hard, boys.
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You're going to need all your strength
to bring home that championship.
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- Enjoy your drink.
- To us.
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Hope it's okay.
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I'm telling you guys,
these aren't the normal onion rings.
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They got garlic and mint leaves.
I mean, like, beluga caviar.
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Hey, Coop. Coop, check it out.
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- See the hottie? 12 o'clock, tan dress?
- Oh, yeah.
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I think she said
you have a killer smile, bro.
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I do.
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You should go talk to her.
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- You think so?
- I know so. Come on.
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Get in there. Get in there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, swamp mouth.
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Use some of this. Chicks dig it.
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- Webber, you got a pen?
- Why?
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Because you might want
to take some notes.
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What's up?
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Webber!
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I told you, they bumped up shoot.
I have to catch last flight to Paris.
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But Tatianna will miss you.
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The King doesn't want his queen
to miss him too much.
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So I got you a little something special.
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- Close your eyes.
- Okay.
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Tatianna, Tatianna. Which one?
Which one?
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No peeking.
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Dreams are on Joe tonight, honey.
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Happy New Year.
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- Channel?
- Or Chanel.
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Whoa, Sanders.
Where you going?
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Just past your bedtime?
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's New Year's Eve.
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Want to go home,
hug the wife, kiss the kids.
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All right, thanks for coming.
Happy New Year.
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- All right, Happy New Year.
- All right, see you at practice.
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All right, see you.
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All right, Joe. Come on, it's real funny.
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Now, just give me back the wallet,
all right?
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I'm looking to confiscate
Sanders' man card,
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but his wife, Maria,
has already done it.
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- Yes, really...
- Come on. Get a life, Sanders.
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Oh, you call this "life"?
That ain't life, Joe.
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Oh, you call this "life"?
That ain't life, Joe.
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- Whatever.
- He's mad. That was funny, man.
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- Who's ready to party?
- I am.
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Party!
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Yeah!
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Where can I get a man card?
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- Why? The night is still young!
- We can walk Spike.
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- Play the guitars, Joe. Come on.
- We were just bonding.
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- I love that idea.
- We're starting to jell.
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- Call me.
- Joe...
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We were doing so good.
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Hey, Spike. There's my boy.
Haven't seen you all night.
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Do you know who the greatest
quarterback of all time is?
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Just checking. Let's go! Huddle up!
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Can you feel it? Can you smell it?
Do you believe it?
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Z- slant Mississippi! On three. Ready?
Break! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Come on, Spike.
We need a football biscuit.
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Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, this is a good one.
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Kingman drops back, he's...
Oh, defenders are coming around.
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Post pattern, Spike. Post pattern.
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He throws.
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Touchdown! They're going crazy.
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Crazy.
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Gracias, Rosa. Enjoy your vacation.
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What do you want to do, Spike?
What do you want to do today?
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It's a new year.
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You want to play football?
You want to go for a walk?
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You want to watch the new ESPN
special profile on Joe Kingman?
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I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch.
Here we go.
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Attaboy.
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Blessed with crazy strength and
ridiculous agility...
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Ridiculous.
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...Joe Kingman could have succeeded
on talent alone.
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But what really sets
this future hall-of-famer apart
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is his passion for the game.
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And no one sums it up better
than Joe himself.
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- Wait a minute, that's not what I said.
- Listen, listen.
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- What I said was this. Life...
- Life...
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...holds many pleasures for me.
... holds many pleasures for me.
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- But...
- But...
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...nothing...
... nothing...
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...nothing beats the thrill...
... nothing beats the thrill...
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...of playing on that field...
... of playing on that field...
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...every Sunday.
... every Sunday.
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- Football is my life.
- Football is my life.
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- Beyond the field...
- Beyond the field...
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...nothing else matters.
... nothing else matters. Watch this.
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Nothing.
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If nothing else really matters,
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why does that championship ring
elude Kingman?
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Some of the experts say
it's because he's too selfish.
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I mean, think about it...
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How does that sound, Stuey?
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Joe, you're a 30-something now,
not a 20-something.
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The clock is ticking, Joe.
Ticking on your career.
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Blah, blah, blah...
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You come talk to me when you have
your own action figure, Stuey.
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- Yeah?
Pardon me, Mr. Kingman.
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I have a visitor here at reception.
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- A Peyton Kelly, sir.
- I don't know any Peytons.
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A young lady.
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- Is she cute?
- Oh, exceedingly so, sir.
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Well, what are you waiting for, Larry?
Send her up.
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He never says "no. "
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I am the king. Thank you very much.
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Hmm.
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Look out.
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Hello.
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- Goodbye.
Hey!
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Look, kid, I don't do Girl Scout cookies,
okay?
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You don't get abs like these
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eating Peanut Butter Patties,
you know?
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Go ahead, hit me. Come on!
Give it a shot. Come on.
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It's ridiculous, isn't it?
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Bye-bye.
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It's ridiculous.
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I don't know what it is you're selling.
Look what I have, here's a hundo.
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I don't want any money. I want...
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I know. I know what you want. I get it.
It's what the world wants.
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An autograph of Joe Kingman.
They all want it, eight to 80.
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You'll probably go sell it,
but I'm going to give it to you for free.
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Because I'm Joe Kingman,
humanitarian.
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Happy New Year. I'll be right back.
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You have a bulldog. Come here, boy.
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You're so cute.
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Easy, easy.
He's a very vicious attack dog.
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Yeah. He's going to lick me to death.
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Listen, you just can't come walking
into strangers' homes like this.
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There are a lot of weirdos out there
in the world.
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- Didn't your mom ever teach you that?
- Yeah.
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- Well, where is she?
- On an airplane.
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On an airplane?
Well, who are you here with?
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My father.
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Well, you better go get him,
because I'm sure he's looking for you.
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- He's not looking for me.
- How do you know?
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Because he's looking at me.
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What?
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Hi, we've never met before.
You were married to my mom, Sara.
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Sara Kelly?
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My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.
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No. No. Nope. No!
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No. Time out.
Sara and I never had a kid.
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- She wrote you a note.
- Wrote me a note.
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"Joe, I know this is a big surprise,
but Peyton is your daughter.
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"I need you to watch her for a month.
It's an emergency.
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"I'll explain everything
when I get back. Sara. "
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You sure got a lot of pictures
of yourself in here.
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You expect me to believe
you're my kid, based on this?
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- Anybody could have written this.
- Oh, yeah.
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I've also got this.
It's my birth certificate.
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Birth certificate?
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- Your name is on it.
- My name is...
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My name?
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Awesome!
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Ready? Break!
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My name's not on this.
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"Joseph Kingman. "
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Hut! Hut! Hut!
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- We've got a situation.
- Touchdown!
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Fix it.
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Oh!
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Don't you think
you should have told me about this?
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- I didn't know.
- You didn't know you had an ex-wife?
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That was a long time ago.
We were crazy in love, but too young.
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Didn't even last longer than a year,
and we never had a baby.
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Okay, but for argument's sake,
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is there the teeniest, tiniest possibility
that this child could be yours?
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Think hard.
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I don't know.
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We got the separation,
the divorce was final,
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she came by to pick up
a few of her things and then we...
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We...
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Is anyone else hungry?
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- Hungry?
- Joe...
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When did this, "We... We...
Is anyone else hungry" happen?
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About eight, nine years ago.
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- How old are you, kid?
- Eight.
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Congratulations, Joe.
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This isn't happening to me.
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Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella.
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Hmm?
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It says here that your mom
is not coming back for a month.
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She's on her way to Africa.
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What kind of a selfish,
self-centered person dumps their kid...
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She's on a water sanitation project
bringing fresh drinking water
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to the drought-ravaged children
of the Sudan.
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If I had a dime
for every time I heard that one.
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So on her way to save the world,
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your mom just suddenly decided
to leave you here?
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I begged her. I said,
"Well, why don't I stay with my father?"
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And she said, "Well, baby, he doesn't
know about you yet. " And I said...
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I get it. I get it.
So, who else can you stay with?
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I got it. I got it. I'm a genius.
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Sara has a sister.
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Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen!
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- Karen.
- Karen. What about her?
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She's...
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She's dead.
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Oh, that's convenient.
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What?
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How do we get in touch
with your mom?
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- Her cell won't work in Kassala.
- Email?
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They don't have Internet there.
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How did you get here again?
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We flew to Boston together,
and then she put me in a car.
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And the car just magically
dropped you off at some man's house?
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- Not some man. My father.
- So you say.
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- Want a paternity test?
- Yes. That's a great idea.
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Let's do that. No problem.
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I don't like needles.
So if they don't take blood, no problem.
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Not in the middle of negotiating
our Fanny's deal, it's not.
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These things never stay quiet,
trust me.
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If she does turn out to be yours,
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you'll look like a guy
who had a kid and ditched her
246
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,600
and you can
kiss your mega-bucks goodbye.
247
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,200
- Stella.
- Hmm.
248
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200
We don't even look alike.
249
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,300
Oh, no. Not at all.
250
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,600
- Thanks a lot for the heads up, Larry.
- Hey, I told you she was cute.
251
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,900
I'm late.
252
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,000
Let's go. No huddle.
253
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,300
- No back seat.
- So what? Get in the car.
254
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,700
If you get in an accident,
the air bag will hurt me.
255
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,700
Oh, come on, I don't have time
for the safety lesson, please!
256
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,400
Come here.
257
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,500
So late.
258
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,000
I've got four weeks
to make up for eight years,
259
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,200
so let's get started, shall we?
260
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,800
I'm going to ask you some questions
261
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,100
and you're going to give me
some answers, okay?
262
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,700
Now, for example,
263
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,200
if you asked me what my favorite thing
to do was, I would say ballet.
264
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,300
So what's your favorite thing to do?
265
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,500
That's easy. Play football.
266
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,600
Football.
267
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,000
Come on!
268
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,500
If you could only save one thing
in a fire, what would it be?
269
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,600
My Heisman.
270
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,500
No, wait... I know.
271
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,700
My limited edition
Joe Kingman sneakers.
272
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,200
Come on, horseradish.
No more questions.
273
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,100
Just one more question.
274
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,400
What's the best thing
that's ever happened to you?
275
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,900
Listen, I got a question for you.
276
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,700
Why didn't your mom
just bring you here herself?
277
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,200
Want a cookie?
278
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,600
No, I don't want a cookie.
Stop trying to change the subject.
279
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,500
But you said you were hungry.
280
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,200
- And I made them special for you.
- Fine, fine.
281
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,800
- Now, about your mom.
- I told you, it was last-minute.
282
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,200
I just can't believe that the Sara I knew
283
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:40,000
would just let her daughter
show up at my doorstep alone.
284
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,000
I know what happened.
285
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,400
- You do?
- Yeah.
286
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,900
- She's gained a lot of weight.
- No.
287
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,500
What's she pushing now? About 180?
288
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,700
Deuce?
289
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,400
Let's go.
290
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,000
What do you think, you're some
roaming free safety or something?
291
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,600
This is "cover-two," little lady,
so stay close.
292
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700
Are you okay?
293
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,300
Do I sound okay?
What did you put in those cookies?
294
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,900
- Milk, flour, eggs and cinnamon...
- Cinnamon!
295
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,500
Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon.
296
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,200
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- All you got to say is, "I'm sorry"?
297
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,200
I sound like this, "I'm sorry"?
Cinnamon!
298
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,400
I'm allergic to nuts.
299
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,700
Joe. Joe, don't forget I got that
publicity shoot set up for you today.
300
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,900
- You have to be there this time.
- I'll be there.
301
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,500
What do you think,
I'm stupid or something?
302
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,300
Stop touching me.
303
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,300
Stop eating so much.
304
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,800
- You're late, Joe. That's a $500 fine.
- Start a tab.
305
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:55,400
Hey, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
306
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,200
King's here, Danville. I got it.
King's here.
307
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,300
Get a submarine sandwich
and a diet soda.
308
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,500
All right, let's go. Sixty-six seam,
slot left on three, on three. Ready?
309
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,600
All right, let's go. Sixty-six seam,
slot left on three, on three. Ready?
310
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,400
Suffering succotash,
Sylvester,
311
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,000
something seems to be wrong
with your mouth.
312
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,900
I said sixty-six, slot seam left on three.
On three. Ready?
313
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,300
Hey, Joe.
Looks like you got a rogue fan.
314
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,100
- I'm not a fan. I'm Joe's daughter.
- What's everybody staring at?
315
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,400
I didn't know Joe had a kid.
316
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,900
Yo, I don't think Joe knew
Joe had a kid.
317
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,100
- Stay here.
- Yes, sir.
318
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:46,700
Hat.
319
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,800
Give me this!
320
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,900
Here's what you got to read right there.
You all set?
321
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,600
Here we go. And three, two, one... Go!
322
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:58,000
Boston Rebels! Experience the heat!
323
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,300
Boston Rebels! Catch the magic.
324
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,900
Boston Rebels! Feel the...
Wait a minute. Who writes this?
325
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,300
Hey, let's get Joe.
He won't be expecting it.
326
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,400
We'll put ice in his bath.
327
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,100
Coop, look. Look real close.
328
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,700
Joe is in an ice bath.
329
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,900
- Well, we'll put colder ice in it.
- Glove.
330
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,400
Yeah.
331
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,300
Webber, think about this.
332
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,300
Big surprise, eh, Kingman?
333
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,800
More like a safety blitz.
334
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,100
Yeah, well, you should be happy.
335
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,400
I remember how happy I was
when my kids were born.
336
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,700
Yeah, but you knew
they were coming.
337
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,400
Yeah, well, either way, she's here now.
338
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,300
What's your name, sweetheart?
339
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,100
- Peyton.
- Peyton, that's cute.
340
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,800
- Hi, Peyton.
- Hi.
341
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:57,000
Oh, that's cool.
Like... Like, Peyton Manning?
342
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,300
No, dude.
It's like Walter Payton, right?
343
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,100
No. Peyton Rous.
344
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,300
- Who's that?
- He won the Nobel Prize.
345
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,900
For what team?
346
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,600
In medicine.
347
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,300
He's not even a football player.
That's stupid.
348
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,600
"Stupid" is a mean word.
349
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,400
- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
350
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,500
- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
351
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600
- Isn't.
- Is!
352
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,700
- Isn't.
- Is!
353
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,600
Quiet. Both of you.
354
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,200
Step away from my pants.
355
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,500
Awkward.
356
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,200
Hey, sweetie, it's okay.
357
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,600
See, those are Monroe's
very special underwear.
358
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,600
You see,
he needs to wear them every game,
359
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,400
- or he thinks we won't win.
- Oh.
360
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,800
Hey, I'm on SportsCenter again.
361
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,000
I'm hungry.
362
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,700
Please don't touch anything.
Stand right here.
363
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,400
Tonight's Tuesday.
We're going to carbo-load.
364
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,900
Twenty-twenty-sixty ratio.
365
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
What?
366
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:14,600
Hey, do you have any Jell-O?
I want some Jell-O.
367
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,500
Like I said, please don't touch.
Fingerprints. I don't like fingerprints.
368
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,600
Stand right here, don't do anything.
369
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,100
I'm not giving you 28 grams
of empty carbohydrates.
370
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,200
We do not do simple sugars
in this house.
371
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:29,300
But I'm a kid and kids love sugar.
I mean, the simpler the better.
372
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,200
Well, my dad never let me have sugar.
373
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,100
Oh, is that why you never smile?
374
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,000
Mmm.
375
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Listen, you better eat your food
before it gets cold.
376
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,700
But it's as big as a mountain.
377
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,200
Listen, if you're going to make the pros,
you have to get your appetite up.
378
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,800
Let's go. Eat.
379
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,300
You got a little...
380
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,600
- A little something right here.
- What?
381
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,500
I got what?
382
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,100
I'm going to go and wash the dishes.
383
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,700
You can eat.
384
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,800
And finish eating.
385
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,800
I don't have a guest room
because I don't like guests.
386
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,600
But you can sleep here.
387
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,200
- What's this?
- That is a universal remote.
388
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,800
It controls the world.
And you don't need to touch it.
389
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,900
What's the "romance" button for?
390
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,900
The romance button
is for a little Valentine's Day magic.
391
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,700
Turn... Turn this off. Turn it off.
Turn it off.
392
00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:00,200
Turn it off. Press the button.
Turn it off.
393
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,000
Stop touching things.
394
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,400
Aren't you going to tell me
a bedtime story?
395
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,700
Bedtime story... Bedtime story.
396
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,600
Yeah.
397
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,800
The Big Bad Wolf
398
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:28,500
blew down the Grammy's house
399
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,600
and ate the Goldilocks
400
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,900
and then there was something
about the porridge.
401
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,200
The end.
402
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,500
Good night.
403
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,100
I mean a real bedtime story, Joe.
404
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,100
A bedtime story is supposed
to make you feel peaceful.
405
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,100
I'll show you.
406
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,100
Lean back, relax,
and listen to the story.
407
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,900
Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen
to this one time, then that's it.
408
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,900
Then you go to sleep.
Do you understand me?
409
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,100
Once upon a time there was a princess
410
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,100
and she had a lot of beautiful dresses.
411
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,900
She had a pink dress, a red dress,
412
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,500
a blue dress, a green dress,
a purple dress,
413
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,600
- an orange dress, a yellow dress...
- I get it. I get it. I get it.
414
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:17,000
A lot of dresses, a lot of colors.
So what?
415
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,800
So each dress had a secret power.
416
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:25,300
The pink dress,
which had pink sparkles all over it,
417
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,400
could make her fly.
418
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:32,300
And the blue dress,
which had blue sparkles all over it,
419
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,600
could make her tiny.
420
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:39,900
And the green dress,
which had green sparkles all over it,
421
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,200
could make her sleep.
422
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,300
Whoa!
423
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,200
Hey, baby.
424
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,400
Why didn't you answer me
when I called?
425
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:12,600
I was starting to get worried.
426
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,700
I'm sorry. I forgot I had
my phone turned off from the flight.
427
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:20,800
Well, I'm just happy that you got
there safely. So, how's it going?
428
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:26,600
Great. Well, the food's not so hot,
but my room is huge.
429
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,700
Well, that's very cool,
but how's the ballet?
430
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,200
I mean, is it as good as they promised?
431
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,700
Too soon to tell.
432
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Hey, listen, sweetie, it's almost
time for my flight to take off,
433
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:40,000
but I will call you
as soon as I can, okay?
434
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,400
I miss you so much already.
435
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,700
E- mail me lots of pictures.
And Peyton, I love you.
436
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,200
I love you, too. Bye.
437
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Is there a ballet school close by?
438
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,700
Spike?
439
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:09,000
Why is my dog in a dress
with pink nail polish?
440
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,200
He's learning Swan Lake.
441
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,400
Do you know how to fix
a ballerina bun?
442
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:19,000
Do I look like I know
how to fix a ballerina bun?
443
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,800
My mom says we're not supposed to
pop our knuckles.
444
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,200
Well, your mom
didn't sleep on a hard sofa
445
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,300
instead of her specially designed
$ 10,000 orthopedic bed
446
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,800
made by Dr. Johan Gustavo,
of Switzerland.
447
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,800
- What's... What's with the Beethoven?
- It's Tchaikovsky.
448
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,200
- Do you listen to this every morning?
- No.
449
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:55,300
Sometimes I listen to Bach,
or Rachmaninoff...
450
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,300
Do you have an iPod?
451
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,100
Because I'm going to buy you one.
Immediately. Right now.
452
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200
I'm going to buy you an iPod.
453
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,800
Until then...
454
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,300
Whoa...
455
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,500
What is this?
456
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,700
My Bedazzler.
Doesn't Camille look pretty?
457
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,000
A Bedazzler?
458
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,300
And that's why I use
tuna for protein and flavor.
459
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,500
Mmm.
460
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,400
- Gross.
- Little liquid chickens.
461
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,600
Yeah, that's my favorite.
462
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,700
Joe's juice.
463
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,600
Okay. That's enough.
464
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,200
I'm gonna need you to drink up.
465
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:49,600
You'll be running the 40
in under 4.5 in no time.
466
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,400
That smells worse than school food.
467
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,600
You know, speaking of school,
why aren't you in it?
468
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,800
- I'm on break.
- In January? No you're not.
469
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:06,300
Yes, I am. I go to a magnet school,
so I have January off.
470
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,100
Really? Well, guess what?
I'm not on break.
471
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,500
As a matter of fact,
I'm on the opposite of break.
472
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,700
So I'm gonna need you
to come over here,
473
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,600
put some hustle in it,
and drink your breakfast.
474
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,200
- Peyton, stop messing around.
- What?
475
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,200
Peyton!
476
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,300
No!
477
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,700
Nice.
478
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,400
That's real nice.
479
00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:47,400
- You know what a playbook is?
- I'm guessing it's a book with plays?
480
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,300
Oh, I get it. The Xs are for kisses
and the Os for hugs.
481
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,500
Wrong! The X's mean
"stay out of these areas of the house. "
482
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,200
The O's mean "open access. "
483
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,400
For example, you want to go
to the kitchen, straight buttonhook.
484
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,300
But now you go to the kitchen, big X.
485
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,500
Off limits. No access.
486
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,300
Can't go there, because you made
a mess in the kitchen.
487
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,700
Do you understand?
488
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,300
No trick plays, no flea-flickers. Got it?
489
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,000
Got it. No flea-flickers.
490
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,600
This is your game plan.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
491
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,800
That's it, boys.
Practice is over.
492
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,800
Pick a nanny, Joe.
493
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,400
- I'll take the one at...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
494
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,100
Don't you think
you should ask some questions first?
495
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,500
I've got great instincts.
496
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,400
The one on the end, Stella.
497
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,600
Edna.
498
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,800
The other end, Stella.
499
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,500
Blondie, you're up.
500
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,300
Oh, no. No.
501
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,300
The King picked me!
502
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,600
We are going to be just like sisters!
503
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,500
Oh, my goodness.
504
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:12,900
You start tomorrow.
505
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,800
Hey. You're going
to the opening tonight, right?
506
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,800
It's my restaurant.
507
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,300
Oh.
508
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,300
Well, what are you
going to do with her?
509
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,400
I don't know.
510
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,200
Hi. Hello.
511
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,700
Welcome, Mr. Kingman.
512
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,200
- The Maloofs!
- About time, there, Joe.
513
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,600
You made it. Have fun.
514
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,600
- Yeah.
- Enjoy yourself.
515
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,300
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, man.
516
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,600
- How you doing?
- Hey.
517
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,900
- Jo Jo!
- Hey, nice to see you.
518
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,700
Hey, everything's on Joe tonight.
519
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,500
And that's exactly what I said.
I told them.
520
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,400
I said, "Listen, I'm the greatest. "
521
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,200
The purple or the yellow?
522
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:17,700
Hmm.
523
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,300
Mmm?
524
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,000
Mmm.
525
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,700
That's what I was thinking, too.
526
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,600
I'll be back.
527
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,800
Water the lawn. Water the lawn.
528
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,100
Hey, great night, Mr. Kingman.
529
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,500
Indeed it was, Jay. Indeed it was.
530
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,500
Hey, Joe! This way!
531
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,900
Number one on the field
and number one in your heart.
532
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,700
I've got sunshine
533
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,800
On a cloudy day
534
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:04,900
Yes, I do.
535
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,400
When it's cold outside
536
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,600
I've got the month of May
537
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,800
I guess you'd say
538
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,700
What can make me
539
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,800
What can make me
540
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,000
feel this way
541
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,100
My girl
542
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,200
Joe?
543
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:29,100
My girl
544
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
Talking about my girl
545
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,700
My girl... Peyton!
546
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,700
Joe?
547
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:44,000
Joe. Joe, where are you?
548
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:48,900
There you are.
Joe, I thought you forgot about me.
549
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,900
Peyton! Peyton! Peyton!
550
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,600
Hey, Joe, is that your daughter?
- Peyton!
551
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,500
Hey, Joe, you forget something?
552
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,000
Father of the year!
553
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,700
Yesterday, Fanny's Burgers
agreed to hand out
554
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,600
your action figure
with every order of fries.
555
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,600
But do you think
they're going to want a spokesman
556
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,700
who forgot his child in a bar?
557
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,800
Hmm?
558
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:17,600
My mom says that Fanny's
makes kids fat and gives them gas.
559
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:23,200
Well, your daddy's agent says
Fanny's makes him fat with cash.
560
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,300
Now, I have to put together
a press conference, do some cleanup.
561
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,600
I'm the janitor, Joe's the mop,
and Peyton's the mess.
562
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,600
What?
563
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,700
- Something funny, Larry?
- Just a little throat tickle, sir.
564
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,600
Well, get it fixed.
565
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,700
Right here. Chop-chop.
566
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,200
You got a station wagon, Stella?
567
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,600
No, you did.
568
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,100
Say "bye-bye" to being
the Big Bad Dad of Boston.
569
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,000
Oh, no.
570
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,600
Oh, yes.
571
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,900
You want me to sign that?
572
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:19,100
Peyton, sweetie, be a good girl
and cooperate with your daddy
573
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:23,000
and Auntie Stella will get you a nice
new BlackBerry with a Bluetooth.
574
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,400
And an upgrade
on your next international flight.
575
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,600
I'm eight.
576
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,100
Listen, Bratty McPain-in-the-Butt,
577
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,500
you will do whatever it takes
to help your father.
578
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:40,800
I'll pay for the therapy.
579
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:44,300
Listen, Peyton,
what Stella's trying to say here is
580
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,900
this right now is crunch time.
581
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,700
So, if something's bothering you,
then all you got to do...
582
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,500
Let's keep it bottled up
until after the playoffs.
583
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Fine.
584
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,800
On one condition.
585
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,800
No nanny.
586
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,300
No way.
587
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Hey...
588
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:10,100
- Let's go. Come on.
- I'm feeling a little dizzy, Joe.
589
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,300
Everything's all...
590
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,800
- Dizzy?
- I think it might be
591
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:20,300
from that funny yellow soft drink
Joe gave me last night.
592
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,500
What was it called again?
593
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,800
Margarita?
594
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,600
- You wouldn't.
- You wouldn't.
595
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,400
Try me.
596
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,100
Good morning, Joe. I'm ready to start!
597
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,000
Hey, Cindy!
598
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,600
You're fired.
599
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,300
Bye.
600
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,000
Joe! Joe!
601
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,600
Hey, Joe,
how can you remember the plays
602
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,200
when you can't remember
you have a daughter?
603
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:52,400
Joe, what is an 8-year-old girl doing
in a nightclub at 3:00 in the morning?
604
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,300
Thank you. Thank you guys
so much for coming out.
605
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,900
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen,
606
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
thank you so much for coming.
607
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,300
Great questions, by the way.
Thank you.
608
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,000
As you all know by now,
I've recently learned I'm a father.
609
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:10,200
And clearly,
I'm still getting the hang of things.
610
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,800
That's not an excuse, Joe.
611
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:20,200
But you better believe that Peyton's
nightclub evenings are behind her.
612
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:24,200
Because from now on, we're both
going to be going to sleep early, right?
613
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,200
Now, who's number one on the field
and number one in your heart?
614
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,900
Let's go.
615
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,000
Can I say something, please?
616
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,300
No. Let's go.
617
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,700
Hi, everybody, I'm Peyton,
618
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,900
the one who'll be going to bed early
from now on.
619
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:58,100
My dad didn't have much of
a heads-up on this whole father thing
620
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,000
and he is still
getting the hang of things.
621
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:05,300
But it's like everything else in his life.
622
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,200
He never says "no. "
623
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,900
I mean, he's teaching me
that you can do anything
624
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,700
if you've got motivation
and determination.
625
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,600
And the place where that starts
626
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,800
is right here, in the heart.
627
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,800
You're the world's greatest father.
628
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,700
That was good.
629
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,300
- That was really good.
- It's going to cost you.
630
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,800
...two, three, four, grand pli�...
631
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,900
There you go, there you go.
632
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,000
And...
633
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,300
Come on, this isn't a sport.
634
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,700
Football. Football's a sport.
635
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,400
Excuse me. Hi. Can I help you?
636
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,300
Hello. This is Peyton.
637
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,200
- Hi.
- And she's here for this.
638
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,000
So, I guess I'll be back
in a couple of hours. Bye.
639
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,100
Well, class started 15 minutes ago,
640
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,300
and we don't accept students
without an audition
641
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,400
and that happened last month,
so I'm really sorry.
642
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,800
I'm sure maybe we can
work something out?
643
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,200
Money's no object,
as you probably know.
644
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,900
Okay, the thing is
that this is a professional school, and...
645
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,900
- That's very nice.
- Thank you.
646
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,600
Go change, go on, go change.
647
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,600
Let me see how she does today. Okay?
648
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,100
All right.
649
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,900
Maybe I'll... I'll try and...
We'll get somebody...
650
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,300
The moms sit over there.
651
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,400
Excuse me. Thank you.
652
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,900
And one, two, three, very long...
653
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,900
Come on, come on.
654
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,400
And one, two, three, four.
655
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,300
Open up, like a princess, chin up.
656
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,700
Thank you.
657
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,100
Beautiful class, everybody. Beautiful.
658
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,800
Peyton, come here.
Can I tell you that that was so, so good.
659
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,300
Peyton, come here.
Can I tell you that that was so, so good.
660
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,300
Thank you.
661
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,500
Our next big performance
is in three weeks.
662
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,600
But if you promise me that you're going
to work extra, extra, super, super, hard,
663
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:34,100
we'd love to have you.
664
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,100
- I'll come every single day.
- All day, every day.
665
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,300
Well, it is a ballet school,
not a childcare facility.
666
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,200
And when we make a commitment
to a student,
667
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,700
we ask that the parents
make a commitment to the school.
668
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Can you do that?
669
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:49,800
Well, I think you can make
a little exception for me.
670
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,800
- And why is that?
- You don't know who I am?
671
00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:54,900
No.
672
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:59,700
I'm Joe Kingman, baby!
The quarterback of the Boston Rebels.
673
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,000
Number one on that field
674
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,700
and number one
in your pretty little heart.
675
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,200
"The King of the Gridiron. "
676
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,200
"Never-Say-No Joe?"
677
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,800
No? Nothing?
678
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,800
Odd.
679
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:20,300
- Well, don't you know who I am?
- No.
680
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,700
I'm Monique Vasquez,
the lady with the ballet school,
681
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,200
the one that doesn't accept
any new students full-time
682
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:30,300
unless she knows for a fact
that the parents are going to help out.
683
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:35,200
That's fine. Fine. I promise. Whatever.
Let's go.
684
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,900
Who doesn't know
who Joe Kingman is?
685
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,100
She must be living under a rock.
686
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:41,600
Raef will take it this time.
- He shoots! Come on!
687
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,800
- Got it.
- Yeah!
688
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,100
I didn't see what happened
to Paul Pierce.
689
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,200
We'll be right back
690
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:47,300
- after a word from our...
- Let's go, Paul!
691
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,400
I can't believe they came from 10 down.
692
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,900
Hey, keep this clean. Use the napkins.
693
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,600
Don't look at me like that.
Use a napkin.
694
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,900
Yeah, you tell him. You tell him, Spike.
Mean old Daddy.
695
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,700
Let's get Webber.
696
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:10,900
Webber, you want a soda?
697
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Huh?
698
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:13,800
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
699
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,300
Oh...
700
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,200
- That's refreshing.
- Good one.
701
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:26,700
What's up, Joe?
702
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,900
I don't know, Coop. What do you think?
That's a $40,000 couch.
703
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I asked you to be careful!
704
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,900
- Which bathroom should I use?
- The one off the trophy room.
705
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,700
Come on, Pierce!
706
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,000
Paul Pierce comes down
with the board.
707
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,500
The man's a beast.
You saw that, Joe. You saw that.
708
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,300
That's why the Celtics
are my team for life.
709
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,700
Celtics got this one locked up.
710
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,300
Hold on, hold on...
711
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,700
Wait a second. Wait a minute.
Little bit more.
712
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,700
Stop growling. Hold on.
One, two, three.
713
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,600
What did I do?
714
00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:08,100
Let's go, Paul Pierce.
Time to come through.
715
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,300
- Okay, here we go, baby. Here we go.
- Three seconds left.
716
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,300
Welcome to
the Magical World of Ponies.
717
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,700
What happened?
718
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,100
Get it back! Get it back!
Get the game back!
719
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,300
Get the mechanicals!
720
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,700
The mechanicals.
The mechanicals, Joe!
721
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,600
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying! I'm trying!
722
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,300
It's right there. See?
723
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,400
Unbelievable!
724
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,300
We missed it!
725
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,800
- You gotta celebrate.
- Peyton.
726
00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:44,500
What did I do?
727
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,600
Thanks, Joe. Let's go, guys.
728
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:49,900
Wait. Where are you going?
729
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,100
You don't have to leave.
Where are you guys going?
730
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,900
- I got to get home to...
- Where?
731
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:55,900
Nothing.
732
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,100
What did I tell you
about touching the remote?
733
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,400
Bath. Bed. Now.
734
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,800
Just got to add a little bit
of bubble bath.
735
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:10,100
Not too much. That's good.
736
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:12,700
Perfect.
737
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,800
This could take a while.
738
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,700
But what really sets
this future Hall of Famer apart...
739
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,900
Passion for the game.
740
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:34,000
Spike, you know the rule,
no barking when I'm on TV!
741
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,200
Spike!
742
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,500
Spike?
743
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,900
What happened?
744
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,400
Spike.
745
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,600
Peyton?
746
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,700
Peyton! Peyton!
747
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,500
Peyton!
748
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,500
I'm not going to yell.
749
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,600
We're going to have a very calm
750
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,300
And rational discussion
751
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,300
about all...
752
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:37,900
You Bedazzled my football.
753
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,700
You guys comfortable? My pillow.
754
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,700
King on the couch!
755
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,000
This is ridiculous.
756
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,100
Never
757
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,700
say...
758
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,800
No! No!
759
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,500
I have to warm up.
760
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,100
I have to practice.
761
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,300
I have a playoff game this weekend.
762
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,000
Do you...
Do you know what that means?
763
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,300
My guess is that it means
you have a playoff game this weekend.
764
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,200
My dog, my bed, my car, my TV,
my stereo...
765
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,900
Is nothing sacred?
766
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,000
My towel! My towel.
767
00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:00,200
This is all mine! It's all me!
768
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:03,400
It's all mine! This is all me!
This is my towel.
769
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,400
Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert,
along with Boomer Esiason.
770
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:10,200
We're here in the Mile High City
where Denver hosts Boston
771
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:12,500
in the first round of the playoffs.
772
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,600
In what should be
a tremendous showdown.
773
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,900
We have a rematch
of last year's Conference Final
774
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,500
in which Denver narrowly escaped
with a 34-30 victory.
775
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,200
He has the tight end screen,
he side-arms it.
776
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,100
The catch made by Cooper.
777
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,800
Cooper on the run, picks up a blocker.
778
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,300
And now, directing traffic...
779
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,200
Nice cut. Cooper down the sideline!
780
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,600
And he's bounced out of bounds!
781
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,600
Yeah! I did it again!
782
00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,500
Oh, our boy looks great today.
783
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,900
He's going to look even greater
lounging poolside
784
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,100
at the new Blake resort.
785
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,600
Let's just see how many Fanny's
kiddie meals he sells first.
786
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,300
Fanny.
787
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,300
Do you work at Fanny's Burgers?
788
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,900
I own Fanny's Burgers, honey.
789
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
My mom says...
790
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:07,600
I mean, my dad says
your chili cheese fries rock.
791
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:11,000
Yeah, they do! They rock. Come on!
Kick it!
792
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,900
Kingman out of the gun,
takes a look.
793
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,800
He has Sanders wide open.
He's not going that way.
794
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,500
Marv, I've never
seen a quarterback
795
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,200
who doesn't trust his wide receivers
796
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:23,700
with a game on the line like this.
797
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,700
Touchdown! It's all over!
798
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,900
Boston has defeated Denver.
799
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
All on the legs of Joe Kingman,
800
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,900
Boston advances
to next week's divisional playoffs
801
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,100
for the second year in a row.
802
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,100
Now, will this be the year the King
takes them all the way?
803
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,800
Peyton, are you okay?
Why are you still here?
804
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:54,000
I guess Joe's running a little bit late
from practice.
805
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,500
What, two hours late?
That's unacceptable.
806
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,200
Come on, sweetie. Let's go.
807
00:50:58,900 --> 00:50:59,900
Hey, King.
808
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,100
No, I'm the king. You're the king.
809
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Don't do it, Elvis!
Don't jump.
810
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:07,200
Mr. Kingman?
811
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,100
Oh, no. Peyton.
812
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,500
Hey.
813
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:16,600
Yeah, I guess practice ran a little
longer than expected. Thanks, Bo.
814
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,800
- Mr. Kingman, we need to talk about...
- You know what?
815
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:21,700
Why don't you just call me Joe?
816
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,500
Stop it. Stop it.
817
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,700
Mr. Kingman,
I informed you from the start
818
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,100
that we are a ballet school,
not a daycare center.
819
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,500
Yeah! I got that. Mental note.
820
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,500
I'm glad you told me. Now I know.
Ballet school, not a daycare facility.
821
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,600
Sure, let me hook you up
for your time, though.
822
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:42,400
Peyton, go grab a hundo out of my bag.
It's in my wallet, around the corner.
823
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,100
I just knew
you were one of those parents.
824
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,200
One of what parents?
825
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,500
The kind who thinks that his life is
more important than anybody else's.
826
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,100
Look, lady.
I don't know what kind of parent I am.
827
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,100
All I know is I have an entire team...
828
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,400
Scratch that,
an entire city depending on me.
829
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,800
Yeah, you also have a daughter
depending on you
830
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:08,600
not to only take care of her,
but to care about her. Okay?
831
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:11,100
- Listen, I care about Peyton.
- Then prove it!
832
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,600
- I got it.
- Hey, sweetie!
833
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:15,400
Your father here was telling me
how excited he is
834
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:19,000
to finally fulfill the commitment
he made to support the school.
835
00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:22,000
And guess what?
I've got the perfect job for him.
836
00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:23,100
Cool.
837
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,400
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
You're completely insane.
838
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,400
You're a freakishly large man
839
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,900
and you're telling me you're incapable
of playing a tree? Come on.
840
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,500
No, what I'm telling you is
I am a serious athlete.
841
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,100
Not a ballerina.
842
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,800
You do me a favor, mamita?
Can you please hold this for me?
843
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:41,800
Thank you so much.
844
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:45,100
Trust me, no one is ever going to
confuse you with a ballerina, okay?
845
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,900
And now,
I need you to be an enchanted tree...
846
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,800
I'm not going to be an enchanted tree.
I'm a quarterback!
847
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,700
I'm the only one that talks.
848
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,200
Up!
849
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,300
...around and... Oh, my God, no, no...
Please, come over here.
850
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,000
Wasn't so bad.
851
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,400
We're just warming up, so come on.
852
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,800
Hey, so what were you saying about
ballet not being a real sport?
853
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:55,600
Hmm?
854
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400
It wasn't... It wasn't so bad.
855
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,000
You see, ballerinas can leap
as high as you can,
856
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,600
but when they go down,
they go down in pli�.
857
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,800
And they hold and hold.
858
00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:10,600
And then they go en pointe
for hours and hours.
859
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:14,300
So, if ballet were easy,
they'd call it football.
860
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:19,300
Yeah. Right.
861
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,800
Yeah, right.
862
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,300
Listen, Mr. Kingman,
863
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,200
your daughter has all the makings
to be a professional dancer.
864
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:29,200
She has passion, talent, discipline.
865
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000
I guess she inherited more
than just your charm.
866
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:41,000
You see?
867
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:44,100
Let's try that one again.
868
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,400
Where were you last night?
You missed a great fight.
869
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,900
Hey, man,
you look like you were in a fight.
870
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,100
I was doing some stuff.
871
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,000
Well, you could've called.
You never call anymore.
872
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,300
Dude, stop being such a chick.
873
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,300
Never thought someone so little
could be so much work, huh?
874
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,900
You don't know the half of it.
875
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,600
- Hello?
Hi!
876
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,800
Listen, I finally got to a phone.
I want you to tell me everything.
877
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,600
I don't know where to start.
878
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,700
How about those pictures
you promised me?
879
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,600
E- mail me right now.
880
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:29,800
I have to see you.
881
00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:31,200
Okay, hold on.
882
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,700
I just sent them.
883
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,400
You're breaking up. I love you.
884
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:41,100
Wait, wait. No, no, Peyton! Honey...
885
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,700
I love you, too.
886
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,200
We need to talk. Follow me.
887
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,200
I need my bed back.
888
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:06,300
Wow! That is awesome! I love it!
889
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:11,600
Love it. I love this room.
This is awesome.
890
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,000
It's beautiful.
891
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,400
- Thanks, Joe.
- You're welcome.
892
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:26,700
Look, P, you know the whole
"playbook for the house" thing?
893
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,100
No more buttonhooks in the kitchen.
894
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,900
Right. No more buttonhooks.
895
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,700
You see, the quarterback
is supposed to know the playbook
896
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,300
better than anybody.
897
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,500
But you and I,
you've been playing kid your entire life.
898
00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:44,200
I just joined the dad team,
and I'm still learning all these plays.
899
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,600
No kidding.
900
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,400
All right.
901
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:51,200
Listen, sometimes a quarterback
has got to think on his feet
902
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,900
and call an audible, okay? And...
903
00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:57,300
Here, this.
904
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:01,200
When the linebackers
are creeping up to blitz
905
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,900
And all of a sudden
you've got to call an audible
906
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
to change the play,
and you go around and you score!
907
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,700
He scores.
908
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,200
All right, it's kind of like, just like in life.
909
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:19,600
Sometimes things
get thrown at you unexpectedly.
910
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,000
Then you got to call an audible.
911
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,100
You got to learn on the go.
912
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,700
- Just like us. Okay?
- Okay.
913
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,300
Number one on the field,
and number one in your heart.
914
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,100
- Now, number one on your toothbrush.
- That's funny.
915
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,000
My teeth are really white.
916
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:44,100
Ding!
917
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,700
That's ridiculous.
918
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,200
No, that's not. That's awesome.
919
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,900
- Joe?
- Yeah?
920
00:57:56,900 --> 00:58:00,100
What's the best thing
that's ever happened to you?
921
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:05,700
Well, I...
922
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,500
You have one incoming message.
923
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,200
Hold that question, all right?
924
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,800
This is the King. Do your thing.
925
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:21,600
Hey, baby, it's Tatianna.
I'm in Boston. I be there 6:00.
926
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:24,900
Tatianna!
927
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:30,000
Tatianna's coming at 6:00.
I got plenty of time! It's 5:45!
928
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,900
Who's Tatianna?
929
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,300
I got 15 minutes.
930
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,800
- Who's Tatianna?
- 5:45. 5:45. 5:45.
931
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:42,800
Listen, she's a friend.
I'm gonna need you to clean up all this.
932
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:46,800
Take all this, take it down, and...
Hide it in your room.
933
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:47,900
And you go, too.
934
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,900
And you play hide-and-seek with that,
and just make sure they're all gone.
935
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,200
Is Tatianna your girlfriend?
936
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,000
Do you mind?
937
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,900
No, no, no, no, maybe, yes.
938
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:28,100
Hi, you must be Melanie.
Joe has told me so much about you!
939
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,000
- I'm Tatianna. What are you?
- Peyton. Joe's daughter.
940
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,700
Joe's daughter?
941
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:34,900
Mmm-hmm.
942
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,300
- How old are you anyway, four?
- How old are you, 40?
943
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,200
- I'm 21.
- Are you Joe's long-lost daughter, too?
944
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:43,300
Joe!
945
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,700
Bonsoir, Tatianna.
Baby, welcome back!
946
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,300
You look tr�s... Gorgeous!
947
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:55,100
- I know.
- I see you've already met...
948
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,100
Peyton.
949
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,200
Peyton, yes.
I don't know what she's told you.
950
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:04,500
'Cause she has
such a wild imagination.
951
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,000
Either way,
we have a lot to discuss over dinner.
952
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:09,400
Where are we eating?
953
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,500
You are going to eat
over at the Jensens', across the hall.
954
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,800
It's just like a restaurant over there.
Only not so much.
955
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,700
We going to miss you
at dinner tonight.
956
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,900
It was a shock at first,
but nothing's changed.
957
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,700
Nothing's changed.
958
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,400
Is your coat Bedazzled?
959
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,100
Peyton.
960
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,600
Wait a minute.
961
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:43,300
I'm still Joe.
962
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,500
Still the king.
963
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,400
You drive station wagon.
964
01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:54,700
What? A station wagon?
That's not my car.
965
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,800
Somebody's fired.
I'm Joe Kingman and somebody's fired.
966
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,900
- Mr. Kingman, wait! Mr. Kingman.
- What?
967
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,400
I'm sorry, but I guess Peyton's
allergic to our dog.
968
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:11,200
Oh, she's allergic to the dog.
She's allergic to the dog.
969
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:13,800
Oh, really?
Well you're not allergic to Spike.
970
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,900
Excuse me.
971
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,300
- Bed. Now.
- I'm not even tired.
972
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,400
- Well, I am. Go to bed.
- To think you walked out on my mom
973
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:28,100
just to hang around
with the sorry likes of that.
974
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,000
What did you just say?
975
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,000
- To think you walked out...
- I didn't walk out on your mom.
976
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,600
She walked out on me.
977
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,100
Oh, really?
978
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,400
Because she said
you were self-centered. And selfish.
979
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:41,400
And that everything
always had to be about you.
980
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:43,200
She said your head was so swollen,
981
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:46,800
she was surprised
they made a helmet big enough to fit.
982
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,500
- She said that?
- And more.
983
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,600
You know, it's all coming back to me.
984
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,600
Of course. Everything.
985
01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:00,200
All the talking and the arguing
and the complaining.
986
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,000
And you know what?
You're just like her!
987
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:04,200
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
988
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,100
You think you're right about everything!
989
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,600
- Just like her!
- What else?
990
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:12,000
You scrunch your nose
when you get angry just like her!
991
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:13,300
Keep it coming.
992
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,200
You're always working on me
with those big brown eyes...
993
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,000
Well, I actually like that, it's really cute.
994
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:23,000
But it doesn't matter,
because it's just like her!
995
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,100
Is that all you got?
996
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,000
And then you get inside
people's minds,
997
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,900
and you drive them crazy!
998
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,200
Just like her!
999
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:34,300
Well, at least I got a mind,
because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!
1000
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,600
Well, I'm lucky, because as far as
I'm concerned, you are nothing like me!
1001
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:43,000
- Good! Because I am sick of it here.
- What do you want from me?
1002
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,100
Don't turn your back on me, little lady.
Tell me what you want!
1003
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,500
My mom!
1004
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,900
Hey, open the door.
1005
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Thanks a lot, Spike.
1006
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,400
Traitor.
1007
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,600
Any advice?
1008
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:42,400
Are you lonesome tonight
1009
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:47,100
Do you miss me tonight
1010
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:54,100
Are you sorry we drifted apart
1011
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:01,600
Does your memory stray
1012
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:05,700
To a bright sunny day
1013
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,200
When I kissed you
1014
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:13,000
and called you sweetheart
1015
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:20,300
I wonder why I am
1016
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:24,800
Singing this for
1017
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:29,300
When you will not even
1018
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:34,100
Open the door
1019
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,900
I don't want to see you.
1020
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:40,300
Well, how about you open the door
with your eyes closed?
1021
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:47,200
See, that wasn't so bad.
1022
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,500
Is your heart filled with pain
1023
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:58,200
Shall I come back again
1024
01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:00,600
Tell me dear
1025
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:05,300
Are you lonesome tonight
1026
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:13,000
Won't you open your eyes
1027
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:17,900
Give your dad a surprise
1028
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,300
Tell me Peyton
1029
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:27,600
Are you lonesome tonight
1030
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,600
There they are. Big and brown.
1031
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,300
Do I really have my mommy's eyes?
1032
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,500
Yeah. You bet.
1033
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,300
You also have
her crazy long eyelashes, too.
1034
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:47,200
And every time you bat those things,
there's a huge hurricane in Hawaii.
1035
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,800
See, look at that.
Three houses just blew away on Oahu.
1036
01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:53,600
It's on the news.
1037
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:57,500
My mom said she fell in love with you
because of your guitar playing.
1038
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,100
That you sounded just like Elvis.
1039
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,000
- Well, what do you think?
- I think she was tone-deaf
1040
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:07,200
and you sound more like
a wounded moose than the King.
1041
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,500
A wounded moose?
1042
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,700
Mmm-hmm.
1043
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,800
Like...
1044
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,500
Like that?
1045
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,500
There's that smile
I've been waiting for.
1046
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:23,200
I would do anything to
keep that beautiful smile on your face.
1047
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,900
Anything?
1048
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,900
Quiet!
1049
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,200
Quiet! I said quiet!
1050
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:33,500
Let's go!
1051
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,800
Everybody, I need a tight
formation, right now, in front.
1052
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:39,200
Tight formation, everybody.
Calling an audible.
1053
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,800
Fifty-nine razor. What would...
1054
01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:43,800
I am serious! Everybody huddle up...
1055
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,800
Little girls don't speak "football," Joe.
1056
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,400
Hey, I didn't say break.
1057
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,800
You call your dad Joe?
1058
01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:51,900
Hmm.
1059
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,300
Come here.
What am I, two feet tall? Peyton!
1060
01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:00,800
Watch out!
Watch my legs, I got million-dollar legs.
1061
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,100
What's that number?
1062
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,100
Get out of here! You're in my way!
1063
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:10,300
My legs! I got to play on Sunday.
Hello? I need help. I need help!
1064
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:14,800
Get off me! Everybody off...
Me first! Me first!
1065
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:20,400
Excuse me.
- I'm world-famous. I'm a celebrity.
1066
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,000
Maybe a smidgen of the cream.
1067
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:38,100
Very good tea.
Would you like a little bit of tea?
1068
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,700
- Thank you for saving me.
- You're welcome.
1069
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,900
Totally out of my league.
Only mothers can do this stuff.
1070
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:55,200
Not necessarily.
1071
01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:58,400
I mean, it's true
that mothers are definitely smarter
1072
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,500
and kinder and funnier,
1073
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:04,100
and for the most part
better at everything.
1074
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,400
But can I tell you something?
1075
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,400
I wouldn't underestimate
the power of the father.
1076
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,400
- The power of the father.
- Sure.
1077
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,900
Dads are great for picking you up
and dusting you off.
1078
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:15,600
They give you the courage to do things
1079
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,300
They give you the courage to do things
1080
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,300
that you never thought you could.
1081
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:21,400
My father took me
to my first ballet class.
1082
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,900
Lucky for us he did.
1083
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:32,900
What?
1084
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,500
Nothing.
1085
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,600
Do we have any product for this?
1086
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:40,500
My doll has hair plugs for some reason.
1087
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,300
Joe, they've got Camille
fingernail polish!
1088
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,100
- No way.
- Way!
1089
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,200
Nice shade. What is that?
Powder-puff pink?
1090
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,700
I got a question. Do your toes match?
1091
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,200
Hey. Hey, relax. Relax. Cut it out.
He can't help it.
1092
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:02,400
Somebody stole his man card.
1093
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,100
All right, all right, all
right, all right. Listen up.
1094
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:11,200
Indianapolis claims that they're
going to send us on a long vacation.
1095
01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:13,700
- But who's about to go fishing?
- They are!
1096
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,900
- Who's about to hit the links?
- They are!
1097
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,100
- Who's going to win the championship?
- They are!
1098
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,800
- We are?
- We are!
1099
01:09:22,900 --> 01:09:24,400
- Ready!
- Break!
1100
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,300
Your turn, little one.
1101
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:56,400
I can't do it. I'm not big enough.
My shoulders aren't strong enough.
1102
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:02,300
Little one. You can do it.
Your strength is in here.
1103
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,800
- Are you ready?
- Okay.
1104
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,400
Let's do it.
1105
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:15,200
- There you go. You're doing it.
- Yeah, it's moving.
1106
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:16,400
Hey, Joe.
1107
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:19,100
Attaway, P.
1108
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,200
And one. Higher.
Point those toes, please.
1109
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:29,300
Everybody together. Much better.
1110
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,700
No, no, no, no, no, no...
1111
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,600
Instinct.
1112
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,500
And a three. And one...
1113
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,600
And...
1114
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:43,200
Hey. You've got my time, cutie-pie.
Yeah...
1115
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:57,000
Boston Rebels. Catch the spirit.
1116
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:02,400
Hey, Peyton. Come here.
You are so busted! Get over here!
1117
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,800
- Hey...
- Get him!
1118
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,000
Fire!
1119
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:08,600
- Fire!
- Fire!
1120
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,500
Good one.
1121
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,600
Boston beats Indianapolis.
1122
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:04,500
The Rebels will advance on
to next Sunday's conference finals...
1123
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:08,000
Look at this. Look at this.
Artwork in the locker, huh?
1124
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,100
I definitely say
she's breached the final frontier.
1125
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,500
That's our game plan.
1126
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,700
See, I especially like the Xs and Os
down there.
1127
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,100
Oh, no, those are hugs and kisses.
1128
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:22,200
Hugs and kisses. All right. All right.
1129
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,400
Is Spike wearing a tutu?
1130
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,100
No, no.
1131
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:36,100
No, that's one of those...
That's one of those doggy supports.
1132
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,400
Hey, P. P! Hey, P.
1133
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,200
Give these to Monique, okay?
There she is.
1134
01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:46,200
You good?
1135
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,500
Miss Monique. These are for you.
1136
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,100
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1137
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,600
- Are you ready for your big debut?
- Yeah.
1138
01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,000
- There you go, P.
- Thank you.
1139
01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:00,800
No, no, no. Joe. Joe, this is for you.
1140
01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:09,800
No. No, in case you forgot,
I'm a "freakishly" large man
1141
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:12,000
and these are "freakishly" small tights.
1142
01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,500
Hurry up, offense. No huddle.
1143
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,000
- Hey, guys.
Let's go.
1144
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,200
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1145
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:22,300
- Please. Get dressed.
- No, listen to me. There's no...
1146
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:24,800
How's it going?
1147
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:31,100
Full house.
1148
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,200
- Oh, no.
- Hey.
1149
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:37,400
You know, Joe, I'm not feeling so good.
1150
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:41,000
We should just go home.
Yeah, let's go home.
1151
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:45,200
Did I just hear the girl who forced me
to learn pirouettes give up?
1152
01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:48,700
But I didn't think there were
going to be so many people.
1153
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,300
You just have pre-game jitters,
that's all.
1154
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,300
All athletes have those.
1155
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,900
- Even me.
- You do?
1156
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,200
Come here, honey. Stand up.
1157
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:05,000
We've worked way too hard
to quit now.
1158
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:06,400
I know.
1159
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,000
All right, all right. All right.
1160
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:21,000
Listen, I don't care how ridiculous
either of us looks out there, okay?
1161
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:24,800
We're going to go out on the stage,
and we're going to dance our tutus off.
1162
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:28,000
- Because my daughter's no quitter.
- No, she's not.
1163
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:30,000
And she never says no.
1164
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,500
Okay.
1165
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:38,000
Excuse me, ma'am.
Have you seen Joe Kingman?
1166
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,200
Oh. Wait, no wait.
1167
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:45,900
That is the stupidest outfit
I've ever seen.
1168
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,200
Stupid is a mean word, Mr. Cooper.
1169
01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:53,500
I didn't say "stupid. " I
said "stupidest. " Look it up.
1170
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:56,100
Hey, Sanders.
What are you guys doing here?
1171
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,300
What are we doing here?
1172
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,900
Joe, did you really think the team
was going to miss this?
1173
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,800
Yeah, you should've said no, Joe.
You should've said no.
1174
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,300
Did you say "team"?
1175
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:10,900
Hmm.
1176
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,100
Joe.
1177
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,300
- P.
- Monroe.
1178
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,400
Bye.
1179
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,700
Did you say "team"? Or...
1180
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:30,200
Don't panic. No panic.
1181
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,100
Power of the father.
Power of the father.
1182
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,300
Power of the... You're panicking.
1183
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,200
- Wow.
- Look at that one.
1184
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,300
Wow. That's incredible.
1185
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:29,500
So
1186
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:31,600
beautiful.
1187
01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:36,700
- Bravo! Bravo!
- Bravo! Bravo!
1188
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,600
Little one!
1189
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:03,100
Well, Boomer,
after their impressive victory today
1190
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:06,000
Joe Kingman and all of Boston
will finally get the chance
1191
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:09,800
at that coveted trophy, which has
eluded them for all these years.
1192
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:11,200
Aw, there's my number-one
quarterback.
1193
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:14,500
We did it! We're going!
1194
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,400
You may be the world's
greatest football player,
1195
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,000
but I'm the world's greatest agent.
1196
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:19,300
What's up?
1197
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,200
We're about to make
Tiger's endorsements
1198
01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,400
look like minimum wage.
1199
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:27,700
All you have to do is,
A, win the championship game...
1200
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:28,800
Details.
1201
01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:32,600
B, right after you win,
look straight into the camera
1202
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:36,100
and say,
"I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
1203
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:41,100
- That's it. An instant 25 million.
- Hamburger.
1204
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:46,200
Stella, for the record, Fanny's
makes kids fat and gives them gas.
1205
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:49,500
Zip it before I tie another one of
those things around your mouth.
1206
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,600
"I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
1207
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,400
Twenty-five million. Done.
1208
01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:59,200
I'm going to Fanny's Burgers.
1209
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,300
Two and one to the front.
Get ready...
1210
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,100
Spike, what are you doing?
1211
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,800
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't...
1212
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:18,700
"Please be our lunch date.
X- O-X-O, Peyton and Joe. "
1213
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:22,000
- Hi!
- Hey!
1214
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,700
Okay. Thank you.
1215
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,300
You were freakishly large.
1216
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,400
I agree.
1217
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,600
No, I'm not. Don't say that.
1218
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:32,000
- You guys good?
There's the guy right there.
1219
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,200
What did I tell you?
1220
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:35,000
I agree that you are freakishly large.
1221
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,500
That's not funny.
1222
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,300
Hey, Joe! Joe, man!
1223
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:41,300
Number one.
1224
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,700
- Joe, Joe, Joe...
- Joe, Joe, Joe...
1225
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,500
- Is it always like this?
- Nah.
1226
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,300
What, you have a big game
coming up?
1227
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,100
- Yeah, the championship.
- That's exciting.
1228
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,000
Eight years old and already going to
big events like that, huh? I like it.
1229
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:56,400
Yeah, unfortunately Peyton's
going to be home by then.
1230
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,500
Her mom gets back from Africa
in a few days.
1231
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,200
Well, can't you just go home
after the game?
1232
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:03,800
No, I have to get back before she does.
1233
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:05,500
What did you say?
1234
01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,800
You said you'd have to get back
before she does?
1235
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:09,900
Mmm?
1236
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:11,500
Isn't your mom picking you up?
1237
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,600
- Well...
- Peyton.
1238
01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:18,000
I was planning to tell you, Joe.
I really was, but...
1239
01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:21,100
Actually, it's a really funny story.
You're going to love it.
1240
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,500
- It's just LOL...
- Quit stalling.
1241
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,600
I'm supposed to be studying
at a special ballet program this month
1242
01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:29,200
but instead,
I snuck away to come meet you.
1243
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,100
You ran away?
1244
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,100
You ran away?
1245
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:38,500
- Yummy dessert.
- Is your mom even in Africa?
1246
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,300
- About that...
- What have you done?
1247
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,200
Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable
explanation and everybody...
1248
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,100
The press is going to eat me alive.
1249
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,300
What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing
for you to do.
1250
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,900
Did you ever stop and think about
how this was going to impact me?
1251
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,500
Oh, stop it.
That's not going to work this time.
1252
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,700
You're in serious trouble.
1253
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,000
Okay, she's sweating like crazy.
She's coughing. Her lips are swelling.
1254
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,300
Okay, she's sweating like crazy.
She's coughing. Her lips are swelling.
1255
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:01,200
Oh, come on. Don't fall for that.
She's a little world-class performer.
1256
01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:03,600
I don't think she's acting right now.
Give me one second.
1257
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,300
- Are you allergic to something?
- Nuts.
1258
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,100
Did you know that?
1259
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:11,700
The dessert has nuts.
Take her to the hospital. Come on.
1260
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,400
Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital?
1261
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,600
Ninth and Woodrow. I'll get the car.
1262
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,300
Where you going?
What are you doing?
1263
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,100
Move, move! Move!
1264
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,500
Excuse me, sir.
1265
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,800
Help! My daughter needs help! Help!
1266
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:44,400
What do we got here?
- Help. She's allergic.
1267
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:47,300
She can't breathe.
She's allergic to nuts.
1268
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Looks like an anaphylactic reaction.
Set her down.
1269
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:53,000
- She can't breathe.
- Baby. Baby, open up your mouth.
1270
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:56,000
Airway's almost closed. Let's move her.
1271
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:58,400
- Ten liters non-rebreather mask.
- Peyton. Peyton.
1272
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,200
I'll show you to the family waiting room.
1273
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,200
It's going to be fine.
They're going to take good care of her.
1274
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,500
She'll be okay.
1275
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,100
Peyton Kelly's father?
1276
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,600
I'm Peyton's dad.
1277
01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:17,300
Your daughter is responding well
to the treatment.
1278
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:19,500
We're going to keep her overnight
just to be sure,
1279
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,100
but she's going to be fine.
1280
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:27,100
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- You were really, really lucky this time.
1281
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,600
- She's going to be all right.
- Yeah.
1282
01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:35,400
Okay.
1283
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,800
Please tell me
Peyton's all right.
1284
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:42,700
She's going to be...
1285
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:49,300
She's going to be fine. The doctor says
that she's going to be fine.
1286
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:52,800
You're lucky I haven't called the police.
1287
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:56,100
- Karen?
- I got home early,
1288
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,700
and I see you and Peyton.
1289
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:01,300
Your faces plastered
on the front of every magazine.
1290
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:04,300
I called Peyton a hundred times
yesterday. She didn't answer.
1291
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:09,100
I flew out here, got off the plane,
and I see all of this on the news.
1292
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:11,000
Karen?
1293
01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:14,400
Is that all you can say for yourself,
is "Karen"?
1294
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:19,500
- I... I thought you were dead.
- I can assure you, I'm not dead.
1295
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:25,900
- How did you find her?
- I didn't. She found me.
1296
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:31,100
Wait a minute.
Is Peyton's mom still in Africa?
1297
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,700
She didn't tell you, did she?
1298
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:44,500
Joe,
1299
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:50,000
Sara died in a car accident
six months ago.
1300
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:02,200
Oh, Peyton.
1301
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:20,500
So when we got to Boston,
I put you into the car service.
1302
01:25:21,300 --> 01:25:25,500
I sort of e-mailed
and changed the drop-off location.
1303
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:28,300
The driver took me to Joe's.
1304
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,200
Where does everybody
at your ballet school think you are?
1305
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:33,400
In Africa with you.
1306
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,200
The most important thing
is that you're okay.
1307
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:42,200
But we're going to discuss
everything else when we get home.
1308
01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:44,200
- Home?
- Yes.
1309
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:47,400
As soon as Peyton's strong enough,
we're going to go home.
1310
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,400
Hold on a sec. You can't come in here
and think she's going to go home...
1311
01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:53,600
You know what? We're going to discuss
the travel plans a little later.
1312
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:56,400
Right now,
Peyton needs to get some rest.
1313
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,400
I'm telling you.
It's terrible timing.
1314
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,200
It's absolutely terrible timing.
With the...
1315
01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:05,800
I'm gonna go
get everybody some coffee.
1316
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:09,700
- Do you want some coffee?
- Double non-fat latte.
1317
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,600
Okay. Okay.
1318
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,700
Forget about timing.
I don't care about the game.
1319
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,400
I just care about her.
1320
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,200
All right. I understand.
But if you could just leave it to...
1321
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:42,100
- Can we talk?
- Yeah.
1322
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:48,000
She's asleep. It's okay.
1323
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:55,400
Here.
1324
01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:58,900
We're all good.
1325
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,300
Are you saying you want Peyton
to live here with you?
1326
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,900
- Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
- You haven't even been in her life.
1327
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:10,100
That's not my fault.
I didn't even know she existed!
1328
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,700
And we've come such a long way
in a short time.
1329
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,800
What, you mean since a month ago
when you left her in a bar?
1330
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:16,800
I am not the same man that I was.
1331
01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:19,900
Or an hour ago
when she almost died on your watch?
1332
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,400
This is not about you.
1333
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:27,200
This is about Peyton,
what's best for her.
1334
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:29,100
And she needs to be in a stable home
1335
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,000
with someone who's known her
her whole life.
1336
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:34,500
Peyton needs her father.
She needs me.
1337
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:37,500
Of course. It'll be a huge distraction.
1338
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:42,900
And ugly.
Child custody fights always are.
1339
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:49,500
Joe will be dragged through the mud.
His endorsements torpedoed.
1340
01:27:49,700 --> 01:27:52,300
He's worked too hard
to have it end like this.
1341
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,600
I just don't see him
getting through this.
1342
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:56,800
My hard work goes down the drain.
1343
01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:59,300
This is exactly the sort of thing
that could end his career.
1344
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:03,000
That's not your decision to make.
Sara appointed me her guardian.
1345
01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:07,600
I missed eight years of Peyton's life.
And I'm not going to miss any more.
1346
01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:09,100
And I will fight for this.
1347
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:12,700
Oh, that would be a great thing
to put her through, don't you think?
1348
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:15,000
Do you have any idea
how to take care of a child?
1349
01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:17,700
I've been doing it for a month now!
1350
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,300
And look where we're standing, Joe.
1351
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:33,000
Hey, P, you're awake.
1352
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,800
- How you feeling?
- I'm okay.
1353
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,600
- I want to go home.
- Okay.
1354
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:47,400
No problem. Doctor said
you could come home tomorrow.
1355
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:49,200
Then we can go home.
1356
01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:53,900
I want to go home now
with Aunt Karen.
1357
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:01,900
P, if it's...
If it's what I said at the restaurant,
1358
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:04,300
honey, I didn't mean that.
1359
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:07,500
I just want to go home with Aunt Karen.
1360
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,800
I never should've come here.
1361
01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:32,100
Take care of her, will you?
1362
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,700
Hey, you know who
lives in this building?
1363
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:37,800
Joe Kingman, the quarterback.
How about that, huh?
1364
01:29:57,700 --> 01:29:59,300
Come on, Spike.
1365
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,000
Spike.
1366
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,400
Spike, not tonight. Come on, Spike.
1367
01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:11,900
Spike, there's nothing under there.
She's gone. Come on.
1368
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:14,800
Is that her bag?
1369
01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:47,000
"What's the best thing
that's ever happened to you?"
1370
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:33,700
"Dear Joe, I have written
this letter a thousand times
1371
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,200
"but I could never find the right words.
1372
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:37,900
- "We have a daughter. "
We have a daughter.
1373
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,800
- Her name is Peyton.
- "Her name is Peyton. "
1374
01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:45,100
She's like you in so many ways,
athletic, headstrong...
1375
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:49,500
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
1376
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:51,200
Leave us a message. Bye.
1377
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,500
I'm so afraid
you'll be angry with me
1378
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,200
and not want anything to do with her.
1379
01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:02,100
We had already decided
to go our separate ways.
1380
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:06,900
I rationalized that I was doing
the right thing in keeping her from you.
1381
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:10,200
You were just starting out
in your career.
1382
01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:13,200
A child would have been
such a distraction.
1383
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,700
Idiot.
1384
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:27,800
He's open, Joe. Sanders is wide open.
1385
01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:43,900
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
1386
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,700
Leave us a message. Bye.
1387
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:49,300
Hey, just calling to say that...
1388
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:56,100
Spike, he misses you and...
1389
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,700
I mean, Spike really misses you, he...
1390
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:07,000
Sounds like someone else
misses her, too.
1391
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:10,700
Oh, hey.
1392
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,900
Sanders, I was just...
1393
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,700
I was talking to...
1394
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:20,200
Tell me what I'm supposed to do.
1395
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:23,700
Well, the only thing you can do
1396
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,800
is make sure
that she knows you love her
1397
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:29,800
and that nothing's
ever going to change that.
1398
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:33,100
And then when she's ready,
she'll find you again.
1399
01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:37,900
- You know, I owe you a big "thank you. "
- Oh yeah? For what?
1400
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:41,600
Just for catching everything
I've thrown at you all these years.
1401
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:44,600
That's what friends are for.
1402
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,700
Hey, old man.
Are we ready to win the big game?
1403
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:55,400
Hold on a second, Joe.
Can we have a word with you?
1404
01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:58,300
Word has it that your daughter
is no longer staying with you.
1405
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,100
How much easier will it be for you
to focus on football
1406
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,400
without the distraction
of an eight-year-old?
1407
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:06,500
She's not a distraction.
She's my daughter.
1408
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:07,700
I'd want her here with me
1409
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:11,900
even if it meant I'd never play
another football game again.
1410
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:15,900
There's nothing that I love more
than my daughter.
1411
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,300
Nothing.
1412
01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:44,700
Here we are as the two biggest
rivals in football square off
1413
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:48,100
for their chance
to etch their names in sports history.
1414
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:49,700
You know,
and I think the question today, Marv,
1415
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:52,500
is will Joe Kingman
finally get a chance at glory?
1416
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,900
Or will New York win their third title
in the last four years?
1417
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,000
- Come on, let's go.
- Let's go, Joe.
1418
01:34:57,100 --> 01:34:59,300
Third and long
for the Rebels.
1419
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:02,200
Here's Kingman... Back to throw.
1420
01:35:02,300 --> 01:35:04,900
Oh, he's drilled
by the linebacker, Drake.
1421
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:07,400
New York has recovered the fumble.
1422
01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:11,000
Boomer,
Kingman is way off his game today.
1423
01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:12,700
This is not the same Boston team
1424
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:13,800
we've seen march through
the playoffs.
1425
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:15,500
You know Marv, I can't explain this.
1426
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:16,100
You know Marv,
I can't explain this.
1427
01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:18,300
I mean,
he's missing wide-open receivers.
1428
01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:21,900
He's been sacked four times, and he
looks like he's distracted to me.
1429
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,700
So whatever that distraction is,
he's got to put it aside.
1430
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,500
He owes it to his teammates
and the fans of the Boston team
1431
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:28,800
to play it and lay it on the line.
1432
01:35:28,900 --> 01:35:31,200
Your guy's not looking so hot.
1433
01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:36,200
How long has it been since you've had
one of your own Fanny's burgers?
1434
01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:39,200
Mmm.
1435
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,200
Too long, is my guess.
1436
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:48,100
Deflects right lead,
speed left squirrel. On one. Ready?
1437
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,000
The Rebels
trailing seven-three.
1438
01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:54,200
Less than a minute remaining
in the first half.
1439
01:35:54,300 --> 01:35:55,900
Kingman has his team at the line.
1440
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:59,600
Cooper, wide right,
shifts back to tight end.
1441
01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:02,800
Signal's called, and here's Kingman.
1442
01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:04,200
Yes, go!
1443
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,000
Kingman on the run.
1444
01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:07,800
He is crushed.
1445
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:10,500
"Crushed" is right, Marv.
1446
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,900
Drake, the linebacker for New York,
is having a whale of a football game.
1447
01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:15,400
They are on a mission
to shut Kingman up.
1448
01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:19,100
Welcome to the championship game,
Kingman.
1449
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:23,500
Who's the king now, Joe? I am!
1450
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:25,400
Come on, Joe! Get up, Joe!
1451
01:36:25,900 --> 01:36:28,800
- Yeah, baby! Let's go!
- Get Danville.
1452
01:36:28,900 --> 01:36:31,500
Hold on for a second, Marv.
Joe Kingman is still down.
1453
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,500
It looks like he was hit by a truck.
1454
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:34,900
Believe me, I know. I've been there.
1455
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,200
This hit is not going to be easy
to come back from.
1456
01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:40,400
So, Boomer, you never want to
speculate as to the extent of the injury.
1457
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,200
They're being very careful,
as you can see,
1458
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:44,700
lifting Joe Kingman onto that gurney.
1459
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,400
Well, they really can't evaluate him
on the field.
1460
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,000
They want to do that
in the locker room.
1461
01:36:48,100 --> 01:36:50,100
Some way, Joe Kingman
is going to have to find a way
1462
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,100
to get back on this field.
1463
01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:54,500
- Don't worry, he's tough.
- He better be.
1464
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:58,000
Oh, he is. Tough as nails.
1465
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:01,100
And there's the backup
quarterback, Danville, taking the knee,
1466
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,900
so that does it for the first half.
1467
01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:04,200
This is not good
for the Rebels.
1468
01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:07,300
They have got to hope that Kingman
can find the strength to come back.
1469
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:09,400
- All right, what's going on here?
- It doesn't look good, Coach.
1470
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:12,900
He's got a separated shoulder,
bruised ribs. I think he's done.
1471
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,600
Joe, it's your call.
1472
01:37:14,700 --> 01:37:17,900
If you think you can handle it, then...
1473
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,300
What do you say?
1474
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:31,300
Put Danville in.
1475
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:34,200
That's the best thing for the team.
1476
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:36,400
Can you believe this?
1477
01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,800
It looks like Danville, the backup
quarterback, is checking in.
1478
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:41,300
He hasn't played all season.
1479
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:43,900
Can you say,
"Nightmare scenario for Boston"?
1480
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:47,100
He's coming back out, right?
You know how important this deal is.
1481
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:52,200
Sam, baby. Not to worry.
Our Joe's not a quitter.
1482
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:04,000
Go, Boston.
1483
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:08,400
So, it's all in the hands
of the backup quarterback, Danville.
1484
01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:11,800
And he's in trouble,
and down he goes.
1485
01:38:11,900 --> 01:38:13,900
Joe Kingman must be banged up
pretty bad.
1486
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:15,400
If not, he would never let Maddox
1487
01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:17,200
take him out
of the championship game.
1488
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:21,000
Turn them off.
1489
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:23,700
I said turn them off!
1490
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:28,600
Hey, Joe. You got money
on New York or something?
1491
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:33,500
Peyton? Come here.
1492
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:39,100
It's okay.
1493
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,600
Please tell me
you're not on the lam again.
1494
01:38:42,700 --> 01:38:45,500
No, this time she brought the warden
with her.
1495
01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:49,900
- What are you guys doing here?
- I called an audible.
1496
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,600
See, I thought you'd be better off
without me.
1497
01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:59,500
But judging by the butt-whupping
you got out there, I guess I was wrong.
1498
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:05,400
I love you, Daddy.
I want to come home.
1499
01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:09,100
I love you too, Peyton.
I love you so much.
1500
01:39:10,900 --> 01:39:12,900
She needs her father.
1501
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,800
She needs you, Joe.
1502
01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:20,500
Are you serious?
1503
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,200
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1504
01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:25,900
- Yeah.
- Come here!
1505
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:30,300
- Daddy, can't breathe.
- Joe, can't breathe.
1506
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:31,700
Me either.
1507
01:39:33,100 --> 01:39:35,500
So, why aren't you out there playing?
1508
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:37,500
I thought the team
would be better off without me.
1509
01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:41,700
I didn't come all this way
to see my dad sit out the big game.
1510
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:43,500
I'm really banged up, P.
1511
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:45,700
Did I just hear the King give up?
1512
01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:50,000
We've worked way too hard
for you to throw in the towel now.
1513
01:39:50,100 --> 01:39:54,300
My dad's not a quitter.
And he never says no.
1514
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:13,800
I have an answer to your question, P.
1515
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:16,000
Win or lose today,
1516
01:40:16,100 --> 01:40:19,300
you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
1517
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:43,600
Marv, what is this?
1518
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:46,500
There's some sort of commotion
down by the tunnel.
1519
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,100
Time! Time!
1520
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:53,100
And it's Joe Kingman. He's come out!
1521
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:55,100
What a moment for Kingman,
his teammates,
1522
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:57,200
and certainly Boston's fans.
1523
01:40:57,300 --> 01:41:00,900
- Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!
- Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!
1524
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:04,000
All right. All right. Coach, your call.
1525
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:07,600
Your team.
1526
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:11,800
All right. Train red two.
Fifty win pass zebra. All right?
1527
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:16,600
Hey, hey, hey, come on! Nobody look
at the clock! Look at me! Look at me!
1528
01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,600
We got plenty of time,
and I'm going to tell you why.
1529
01:41:18,700 --> 01:41:22,700
You know why?
Because the Rebels never say "no. "
1530
01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:23,700
Break!
1531
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:27,100
Come on, Joe! Destroy them!
1532
01:41:27,900 --> 01:41:30,800
With only a minute remaining,
Kingman would have to put together
1533
01:41:30,900 --> 01:41:32,400
the drive of the century.
1534
01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:36,000
He'll have to march
the Rebels 65 yards.
1535
01:41:36,100 --> 01:41:38,400
Boomer, he has no timeouts remaining
1536
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:41,100
and they need
a touchdown for the win.
1537
01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:43,900
Down set!
1538
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,200
All right,
Kingman makes changes at the line.
1539
01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:50,400
Go Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
1540
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:52,500
Back 88.
1541
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,700
Back 88!
1542
01:41:56,100 --> 01:41:58,000
Hut-hut! Hut!
1543
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:03,000
Kingman. Back to throw.
He's forced out of the pocket.
1544
01:42:04,100 --> 01:42:06,000
And now flips it...
1545
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,200
Webber with the catch!
1546
01:42:08,900 --> 01:42:11,800
But he cuts inside.
Does not go to the outside.
1547
01:42:11,900 --> 01:42:13,700
Can't get out of bounds
to stop the clock.
1548
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,200
Webber needed
to get out of bounds.
1549
01:42:15,300 --> 01:42:17,000
He knows
that they don't have any timeouts left.
1550
01:42:17,100 --> 01:42:19,800
Now, it's up to Kingman to get
his team to the line of scrimmage
1551
01:42:19,900 --> 01:42:21,300
and call a play quickly.
1552
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:23,900
Black! Fifty-nine razor!
1553
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,000
Take Drake!
1554
01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:29,200
Now second down with
24 seconds left from the Boston 44.
1555
01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:30,700
Out of the shotgun.
1556
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:34,000
Can't find anybody, he's on the run.
1557
01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:36,200
There's the "Kingman Swing. "
1558
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:39,500
Kingman with some fancy footwork.
1559
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:42,600
Fancy? The King looks
downright graceful all of a sudden.
1560
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:45,400
He's to the 25... The 20...
1561
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:48,300
He took a hard hit! Oh, man!
1562
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:51,000
Knocked out of bounds at the 17.
1563
01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:53,200
Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe!
1564
01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:55,800
Can he get up, though?
That's the question.
1565
01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:00,600
Yeah!
1566
01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:05,600
I'll tell you, Kingman
continues to show his toughness.
1567
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:08,100
And, Marv, with four
seconds left to go in the game,
1568
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,800
I don't know a quarterback
who doesn't live for a moment like this.
1569
01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:15,500
Come on, guys. Come on, team.
Come on.
1570
01:43:16,100 --> 01:43:18,100
Come on, Rebels!
You can do it!
1571
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,400
Come on, number one!
1572
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:22,800
Great block, Webber. Great block.
1573
01:43:22,900 --> 01:43:24,200
It has come down to this.
1574
01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:28,000
With time for one last play,
Kingman brings his team to the line.
1575
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:30,600
Can he pull off yet another miracle?
1576
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:33,600
Marv, this is Joe Kingman's
moment. Can he deliver?
1577
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:35,400
This is the stuff
that legends are made of.
1578
01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:36,600
Come on, Daddy!
1579
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:39,600
Check 52! 52!
1580
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:45,600
I'm going to show you
who the real king is, Joe.
1581
01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:47,600
You about to get done lit up, son!
1582
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:50,000
What? Are you stupid or something?
1583
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:52,600
"Stupid" is a mean word!
1584
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:54,600
Hut-hut! Hut!
1585
01:43:57,500 --> 01:43:59,300
Stay off my quarterback!
1586
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:02,700
In what could be
the final play of the season
1587
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:06,200
Kingman looking downfield.
He has Sanders.
1588
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:16,700
It is caught!
1589
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:20,900
Touchdown!
Boston has won the championship!
1590
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:39,700
Let's go watch my MVP
take your 25 million, shall we?
1591
01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:43,500
An incredible ending
to a magnificent career.
1592
01:44:43,700 --> 01:44:46,500
Joe Kingman, finally a champion.
1593
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:50,500
Okay, Joe. This is it.
"I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. "
1594
01:44:50,600 --> 01:44:53,000
Hey, Joe Kingman,
you've just won the championship,
1595
01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:55,300
so what are you going to do now?
1596
01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:00,100
I'm going to take my daughter home.
1597
01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:15,200
Daddy, you won the championship.
1598
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:18,300
Oh, Peyton,
I've won much more than that.
1599
01:45:26,100 --> 01:45:27,500
Yeah!
1600
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:18,600
And cut!