1 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,291 (INSECTS TRILLING) 2 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,755 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 3 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,145 (SIGHS) 4 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,893 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 5 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,194 Come in! 6 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,416 (DOOR LATCHES LOUDLY) 7 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,166 What? 8 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,169 What are you doing? 9 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,925 I was just thinking that... 10 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,510 I could sleep in here tonight. 11 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,101 In here? Why? Something wrong with your room? 12 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,724 Is it too warm? Because I had that air conditioner completely... 13 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,180 No. 14 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,729 Well, then what? 15 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:45,197 I just wanted... 16 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,279 Oh. Well... 17 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,825 I don't... 18 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,374 (STAMMERS) Uh, I'm not feeling well... 19 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,211 I had pork for lunch and I... Mmm-hmm. 20 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:09,217 I think it's probably best if we just... If I... 21 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,306 Mmm-hmm. That's okay. 22 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,382 I mean, I... 23 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,467 I'll just go back. 24 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,062 (SIGHS) 25 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,486 (AIN'T LOVE SOMETHIN' PLAYING) 26 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,512 (ALARM BLARING) 27 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,766 J" This is for 28 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,271 ♪ The people holding hands 29 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,358 ♪ And this is for the ones 30 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,280 J” With broken hearts 31 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,532 ♪ What I'm trying to explain 32 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,911 ♪ Is in our lives there'll come a day 33 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,663 ♪ When we'll find those feelings 34 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,291 ♪ Lost in the dark 35 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,415 Thank you. Mmm-hmm. 36 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,261 ♪ The losin', the tryin' 37 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,885 ♪ It's that crazy little thing 38 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,966 ♪ That we call love 39 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,431 (FORK SCRAPING ON PLATE) 40 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,389 ♪ And when it comes to you 41 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,270 ♪ If I had to tell the truth 42 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,226 ♪ About the mixed-up thoughts 43 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,358 ♪ My mind's been thinkin' of 44 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:53,234 ♪ It's like the sunshine 45 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,318 6200? Mmm-hmm. 46 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,242 I'm making prime rib for our... Mmm-hmm. 47 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,664 ♪ You bring me pleasure 48 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,084 ♪ And you bring me pain 49 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,082 All right. Bye! 50 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,163 ♪ Ain't love somethin' ♪ 51 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,247 Bye. 52 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,139 Think you can change your marriage? 53 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,590 Change your marriage? 54 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,800 What do you mean? 55 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:22,934 Like you mostly eat in on Fridays and then you eat out? 56 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,230 Or that you're at each ether's throats 57 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:27,230 and suddenly you're Cinderella and Prince Charming. 58 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,606 The second one. 59 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,071 No. No. 60 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,242 You married who you marry, you are who you are. 61 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,614 Why would that change? 62 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,695 Well, if you wanted it to. 63 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:44,414 No, I think for that to happen, it would have to be so bad 64 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:48,043 that somebody was willing to risk everything just to shake things up 65 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,332 and then it may not come down your way. 66 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:54,336 No, change is hard. Marriages don't change. 67 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,716 Hey, what are you making tonight? The kids still coming over? 68 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,226 Yeah. Prime rib. 69 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:06,482 (CHUCKLES) Oh, they are so beautiful! 70 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,233 Huh, Arnold? Just what we needed. 71 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,481 Mmm-hmm. 72 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,777 I picked them out. 73 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:12,900 Show-off. 74 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,031 So what'd you guys get each other? 75 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:18,827 Yeah, 31. What gift is that? Silver? Ivory? Paper? 76 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,577 No, it isn't anything special. Just an off year. 77 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,625 Oh! We got each other the new cable subscription. 78 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,581 Oh, great. 79 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,544 It's a lot of channels. 80 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,089 First of all, so many of you are dealing with, 81 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,470 "Should I open the club face, or should I do this?”" 82 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,060 You can learn to break like this. 83 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,513 All he's doing is he's taking the club back. 84 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,519 He doesn't have a lot of wrist hinge at all. 85 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,568 In fact, in the down-the-line view, what his swing looks like is, 86 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,817 the head of the club is outside of the hands here. 87 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,364 Very, very late wrist set. 88 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,237 He gets up into here, like this, 89 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,569 and then his body is moving forward 90 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,319 while the club is going backwards 91 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,913 and that's how you get this real... (TURNS OFF TV) 92 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,997 Arnold. 93 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:10,961 (GRUNTS) 94 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,645 Turn off the air down here? 95 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,973 Mmm-hmm! 96 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,730 (STAIRS CREAKING) 97 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,821 Night. Good night. 98 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,855 ♪ More, more, more, give me 99 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,353 ♪ More, more 100 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,309 ♪ More, more, more, give me 101 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,814 ♪ More, oh 102 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,817 ♪ More, more, more, give me 103 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,318 ♪ More, more 104 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,274 ♪ More, more, more, give me 105 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,735 ♪ More, oh 106 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,115 ♪ Open me up 107 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,540 ♪ And what do you find? 108 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,747 ♪ Broken heart 109 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,917 ♪ And a dusty mind 110 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,921 ♪ You can take your time 111 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,425 J” But I'll never take mine 112 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,057 ♪ Write your life down 113 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,136 ♪ Then break the spine 114 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,896 ♪ I'm taking it down 115 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,066 ♪ Taking it down 116 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,392 ♪ And turning it around 117 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,523 ♪ Turning it around 118 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,195 ♪ And making a sound 119 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,613 ♪ Making a sound 120 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:04,489 ♪ For the first time in my days 121 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,992 ♪ Oh, how I 122 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,496 ♪ Need you 123 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,953 ♪ To need me 124 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,461 ♪ Need it so, need it so, need it so bad 125 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,259 ♪ And you 126 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,634 ♪ You want to move 127 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,843 ♪ Along with me 128 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,848 ♪ Do you want, do you want 129 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,804 ♪ To move along with me? ♪ 130 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:33,934 DR. FELD: I can't tell you how many... 131 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,015 Shh! (TURNS DOWN VOLUME) 132 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:38,352 questions I get on what constitutes the perfect marriage. 133 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:42,281 I see couples who think their marriages are over. 134 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,656 Who feel like it's impossible to regain what they once had. 135 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,036 Well, it's not. it's not impossible. And it's not too late 136 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:56,040 for anyone who truly wants it and is willing to try. 137 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,473 (SIGHS) 138 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,726 Thank you. Mmm-hmm. 139 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,816 (SIGHS) 140 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,822 What are you... You eating? 141 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,867 NO. I, I... 142 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,452 What? You're just going to sit there? 143 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,045 Okay. 144 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,758 What do we got? 145 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,011 I want to go. 146 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,183 "Dr. Bernard Feld, Center for intensive Couples Counseling." 147 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,601 You want to go to intensive couples counseling? 148 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,178 In Maine. Maine. 149 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,729 Only half the day. 150 00:09:56,805 --> 00:10:00,651 Rest of the day you can read, or look around the town. 151 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,977 $4,000 for a week? 152 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,228 Well, it's intensive. 153 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,779 Have to be gold-plated. 154 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,026 Well, I paid for it. 155 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,200 How? 156 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,572 I used my C.D. 157 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,074 How'd you get access to your C.D.? 158 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,370 I called Vince. Oh. 159 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,540 You called my office without talking to me. 160 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,248 I made a reservation for us. 161 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,045 Well, cancel it. 162 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,291 I want to go. 163 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,551 Have you been to see Dr. Lesser? 164 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,470 Maybe this has something to do with that hormonal thing. 165 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,674 I am not crazy, Arnold! 166 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,973 Well, then I don't know what to say to you. 167 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,426 In all our years together, never have I... 168 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,227 Have you heard me ask for anything? 169 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,431 Excuse me? Did we not just get a new refrigerator because you wanted... 170 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,982 That's not what I mean. 171 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,985 Well, you're a grown woman. You can go anywhere you want to go. 172 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,403 But I'm not going. 173 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,074 So if you want to go to intensive couples counseling all by yourself, 174 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,571 I'll see you when you get back. 175 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,651 Maybe I will. 176 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,951 All right. 177 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,909 Maybe I will. 178 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,831 You're not going to get audited over $217. 179 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,046 Well, you're just not. 180 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,299 All right! Call Terri to make an appointment. 181 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,384 Yes, and thank you. Bye. 182 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,594 (GROANS) 183 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,353 VINCE: You know, Kay called me. I meant to tell you. 184 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:22,854 That's nothing. She's just been acting kind of off, is all. 185 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,401 Off? How? I don't Know. Threatening me. 186 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,399 What does she want? Car? Vacation, something? 187 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,027 No. Yeah, a vacation. 188 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,735 I'll tell you, when Susan used to threaten me, 189 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,114 I did what we all want to do. 190 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,741 Head up to Brewsky's, not call, 191 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,369 come home late piss drunk, a big "screw you." 192 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,250 You see how that worked out. Uh-huh. 193 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,543 If I had to do it again, 194 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:46,715 I'd be on it with flowers, a card, dinner, maybe even a necklace. 195 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,338 I'd be in there like the Orkin Man and kill that thing dead. 196 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,090 Maybe then I wouldn't be in a condo. 197 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,188 (DOG BARKING) 198 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,530 ARNOLD: The girl liked those best. 199 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,245 I told her how much you liked the ocean. 200 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,584 This is your boarding pass. 201 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,912 Oh, come on. 202 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,667 The flight leaves at 10:02 in the morning. 203 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,840 What is wrong with you? What are you trying to do to us? 204 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,127 I want a real marriage again, Arnold. 205 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:36,090 A real marriage? This isn't real after 31 years? This isn't real? 206 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,470 When's the last time that you touched me 207 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,926 that wasn't just for a picture? 208 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,854 When's the last time you kissed me? 209 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,351 I kiss you every day. 210 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,313 We're not 22 years old anymore, things change. 211 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,320 I could be more... You know. I could... 212 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,664 Um, this is insane. 213 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:06,373 The flight leaves at 10:02 tomorrow. I'm going to be on it. 214 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,167 Your supper's on the table. 215 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,416 You're not even... You're not even gonna... 216 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,302 Aren't... 217 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,141 So if you're one of those people 218 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,642 that's looking for more distance, 219 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,022 well if you're doing this, guess what? I don't like your chances. 220 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,483 (ALARM BLARING) 221 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,949 (GRUNTS) 222 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,402 (ALARM STOPS) 223 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,457 (SIGHS) 224 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,711 (CAR HORN HONKING) 225 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,217 Good morning. 226 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,257 Morning, ma'am. Let me take this for you. 227 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,342 Thank you. 228 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,721 Where we going today? 229 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,896 To the airport. 230 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,860 (ENGINE STARTS) 231 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,547 (GRUNTS) 232 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,054 (SIGHS) 233 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,803 I hope you're happy. 234 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,221 (YOU MAKE IT BETTER PLAYING) 235 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,851 ♪ Another day 236 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,734 ♪ You're doing fine 237 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,855 ♪ Everything's okay 238 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,738 ♪ Got all your ducks in line 239 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,530 How far is this place, anyway? 240 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,536 Only a couple of hours. 241 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,414 Couple of hours. That's enough to put us in Canada. 242 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,669 I'm really glad you came, Arnold. 243 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,965 Yeah? 244 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,543 Well, you tell me that when we get lost 245 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,878 and wind up in downtown Montreal 246 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,759 and everybody's talking French. 247 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,220 ♪ Don't be concerned 248 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,932 ♪ Ain 't nothing wrong 249 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,098 ♪ Watch the table turn 250 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,727 ♪ It's your favorite song 251 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,359 ♪ It's all right 252 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,489 There's a hotel. Is that it? 253 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,737 Mmm... 254 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,031 No. 255 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,912 We're at the Econo Lodge. 256 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,328 ♪ You make it better 257 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,159 ♪ Life is good ♪ 258 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,727 They were in the car, under the seat. 259 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,937 Oh! Oh. 260 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,031 What time does this thing start in the morning? 261 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,156 10230. 262 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,951 We might as well be on time. 263 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,282 Get our money's worth. 264 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,116 Mmm-hmm. 265 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,668 I'll set the alarm. 266 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,211 I wouldn't give us too much extra time. 267 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,506 It's probably impossible to get lost in a burg this size. 268 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,882 Mmm. 269 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,464 Well... Well... 270 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,173 We, we could... 271 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,473 (SIGHS) 272 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,806 I guess I'll go see how the pull-out works. 273 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,307 (SNIFFS) Uh... 274 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,142 (SIGHS) 275 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,026 Goddamn! How is this thing supposed to... 276 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,482 I'll do it. 277 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,484 I'll do it. 278 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,282 You think there's a building in this place that does not have shutters? 279 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,580 The whole town looks like it was built by Hansel and Gretel. 280 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,373 (LAUGHS) I think it's charming. 281 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,540 That's what they want you to think. 282 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,493 You think he did it on purpose? 283 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,124 Picking the most remote possible... 284 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,251 I mean, you're trapped here. It's like Alcatraz. 285 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,503 Maybe he just wanted people to have to get away. 286 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,678 From what? Cell phone service? I don't even have one bar. 287 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,306 Think you can get a decent plate of eggs anywhere in this zip code? 288 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,384 Oh, there's a... That little place looks sweet. 289 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,434 Oh, that place? 290 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,309 I guarantee you that place does not serve breakfast for under $10. 291 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,731 You're a captive audience here. 292 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,101 We're only here for a week. It's like an airport. 293 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,319 We might as well try... A week? I'll be bankrupt in a week. 294 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,067 Let's go. Come on. 295 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,408 Coffee to start? 296 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,072 Yes. Please. 297 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,996 Is there anything on this menu that doesn't have lobster in it? 298 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,072 Oh. 299 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,246 See, there are your eggs. 300 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,793 And, look, they have a breakfast special. 301 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,124 What's special about $11.75? 302 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,581 All right, I'm going to have a side of two eggs, 303 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,166 sunny side up, and a side of bacon, crisp. 304 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,967 I'll just give you the special. It comes with the... 305 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,546 Nope. The special's $1 more. 306 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:50,880 And for you? 307 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,842 Yes. I'm just going to have the fruit and cottage cheese plate. 308 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,143 I have a nervous stomach. 309 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,271 And we're in a tiny bit of a hurry because... 310 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:03,022 You got the 10:30 with Bernie. We'll get you there on time. 311 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,443 Good luck. 312 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,319 There it is. 313 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,775 On, nice digs. 314 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:11,825 Yeah. 315 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,153 Mmm-hmm. 316 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,743 If he says one word about repressed memories, I am leaving. 317 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,501 Kay and Arnold, I'm so glad you're here. 318 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,249 Well, that makes one of us. 319 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,333 Hmm. 320 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,045 So, Arnold, I take it intensive therapy was not your idea. 321 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,592 Nope! 322 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,264 You wanted to come? 323 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,679 Yes. 324 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,055 All right. And Arnold, you? 325 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,182 I thought she was nuts. 326 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,936 We're not in the same tax bracket as your other patients. 327 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,434 I think you'd be surprised. 328 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,485 Well, even if we were, all due respect. 329 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,404 I really don't see the point here. 330 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,738 So, you think there's nothing wrong with your marriage. 331 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,036 Well, we've been married 31 years, isn't it? 332 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,620 It's not perfect. 333 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,626 But in your opinion, it works well enough. 334 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,456 But you wanted to come. 335 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,884 You persuaded Arnold? 336 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,178 No. I mean, I paid for it. 337 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,349 With my own money, from savings. 338 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,509 All right. So this is really important to you. 339 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,932 Mmm-hmm. 340 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,725 Tell me why. 341 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:27,610 I want to have a marriage again. 342 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:28,732 ARNOLD: Again? 343 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,109 If we don't have a marriage, I don't know who does. 344 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,658 Arnold. Let's let Kay talk and you can respond after. 345 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,278 Okay. Fine. "Again" 346 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,618 Arnold used to touch me. 347 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:41,824 Oh, God. 348 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,957 Not just... You know, 349 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,708 but he would touch my arm or my shoulder, just to... 350 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,966 Just to, I don't know, because he wanted to. 351 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,589 And now he doesn't? 352 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,303 And that bothers you. 353 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,354 Do you touch him? 354 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,725 Not really. He doesn't like it. 355 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,354 Is she right, Arnold? Do you like it when she touches you? 356 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,147 I don't know. 357 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,115 DR. FELD: You don't know? I don't think about it. 358 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,781 All right. 359 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,204 (SIGHS) 360 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,371 What else, Kay? 361 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:30,207 Well, it feels like we live in the house together like two... 362 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,551 Like two workers who bunk in the same room. 363 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,553 Except we don't... We're not in the same room, 364 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,226 but it just feels like there's nothing 365 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,020 holding us together except the house. 366 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,348 Nothing holding us together like 31 years of... 367 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,308 Of what, Arnold? 368 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,734 Marriage. 369 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,529 What does that word mean to you? 370 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,073 Means we have a marriage license and I pay all the bills. 371 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,492 Not to mention our two grown... 372 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,907 You really have lost your mind. 373 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,332 Let's try to keep the conversation descriptive and positive. 374 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,374 (SIGHS) 375 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,036 Kay, please continue. 376 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,373 Um... 377 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,001 We don't talk about anything. 378 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:19,055 Talk! What is there I don't know about you? 379 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,756 About Eileen and the skirts she bought 380 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,219 or if she took back the little necklace with the tiki gods. 381 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,518 Jesus Christ. 382 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,438 No, I don't mean... I just mean, I don't... 383 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,808 (SIGHS) 384 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,862 I don't tell Arnold how I feel about anything. 385 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,691 And I don't know how he feels about anything either. 386 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,697 I'll tell you how I feel about this, I hate it. 387 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,653 All right. This is good. 388 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,783 ARNOLD: Good. Yeah. Good for you. 389 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,198 The more we tear each other apart, 390 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,033 the more money we have to pay you to put it back together. 391 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:51,246 (CHUCKLES) Jesus God. You people are worse than lawyers. 392 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,419 I understand how you feel. 393 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,841 Yeah? 394 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,045 You two have come here to try to restore intimacy to your marriage. 395 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,926 So that is going to be the goal 396 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,928 of our very focused sessions together. 397 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,102 To find ways to communicate your needs to one another. 398 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,099 To cultivate intimacy. 399 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:12,274 And to develop the tools to sustain that intimacy going forward. 400 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,444 The first step in rebuilding a marriage 401 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,322 is tearing away some of the scar tissue 402 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,903 that has built up over the years. 403 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,035 It can be very painful, but it's worth it. 404 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,491 I like to think of it... 405 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:34,001 The metaphor of when you have a deviated septum and you can't breathe? 406 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:38,046 You have to break the nose in order to fix it. 407 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,632 (CHUCKLES) ARNOLD: Charlatan! 408 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,264 No, he's worse than a charlatan. He's like one of those... 409 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,310 (SIGHS) 410 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,638 Says he's "honed his method." The only thing he's honed 411 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,769 is making sure that if you don't walk in 412 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,441 with a marriage-destroying problem, 413 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,439 you won't leave without one. 414 00:23:56,518 --> 00:24:00,489 He's like those moisturizing eye drops that make your eyes dry. 415 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,317 $4,000. That could have been a new roof! 416 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,780 Did you look at his credentials or even read that brochure that you... 417 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:07,909 I mean, my God! 418 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,204 Unbelievable! I'd like to have a look at this guy's tax returns. 419 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,535 Whoo-hoo. 420 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:17,085 Oh, don't. Come on, just don't. 421 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,963 You have to stop yelling at me. 422 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,545 I'm not yelling! Who's yelling? 423 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,050 Hey. Welcome back. 424 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,302 I'll have an Arnold Palmer and a tuna melt. 425 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,805 You sure you're ready to commit? 426 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,099 I'll have the soup and salad, please. 427 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,726 Okey-dokey. 428 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:39,904 $9 for a tuna melt, it's canned tuna, a slab of cheese and toast. 429 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,107 Feld's probably getting kickbacks. 430 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,532 (LAUGHING) 431 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,486 I saw a grocery store near the motel. 432 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,821 We can buy some cold cuts, eat in the room. 433 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,906 Are you guys here for Bernie? 434 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:53,584 Mmm-hmm. We come back every year. 435 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,002 For a tune-up. 436 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,458 Oh. 437 00:24:57,204 --> 00:25:00,583 In case you're wondering, we are never coming back. 438 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:07,298 I mean, if I had ever said so much as even one unkind word... 439 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,759 Do you want the hard salami or do you want this kind here? 440 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,889 I don't care. 441 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:11,969 I mean, my brother, Ralph, 442 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,768 if Angela had ever taken him to one of these things, whew. 443 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,021 You. I just hope you remember this next year 444 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,353 when you want to tell me that I never help and I never... 445 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,404 I'm getting the Limburger, you don't have to eat it. 446 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,901 And I'll tell you one thing, 447 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,860 we're going to go to Florida and see my mother next year for the full two weeks. 448 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,570 You have forfeited your right to complain. 449 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,530 Oh, boy! I was thinking about you the whole... 450 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,287 Get away from the door! I'm getting! 451 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,036 (MOANING) 452 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,288 What happened to you? 453 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,339 I had to do that thing and the handle came off 454 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,840 Oh, me, too! And it broke, and that kid, he played bad. 455 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,644 (CLANKING) 456 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,111 (SIGHS) 457 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,155 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 458 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,300 KAY: It was a course at the university. 459 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,544 Beginning Accounting. 460 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,347 And Arnold was the teaching assistant. 461 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,220 What was your first impression of Kay, Arnold? 462 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,348 She was pretty. Very pretty. 463 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:36,762 What else? 464 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,473 She probably shouldn't major in accounting. 465 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,572 And Thanksgiving passed, no ring, 466 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,492 and my dad said, "Well, you picked the wrong horse." 467 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,028 But two days later, I found it. 468 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,116 He had hidden it, the ring, in a cinnamon bun. 469 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,370 (LAUGHS) 470 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,167 I was so surprised. 471 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,790 What was holding you up, Arnold? 472 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,089 Well, it's not like buying a car. 473 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,344 And that winter, Arnold threw his back out. 474 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,424 I was helping Brad paint his room and... 475 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,557 He said he would be more comfortable sleeping alone. 476 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,975 That hurt like a son of a bitch. 477 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,682 But then, his back got better. 478 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,767 It still bothers me a little bit. But also I... 479 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:24,977 He snores. 480 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,983 I have that sleep apnea deal. 481 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,360 So he just stayed in the guest room after that. 482 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,691 Yeah. 483 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,739 Did you ask him to come back? 484 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,489 NO. I didn't think he'd... 485 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,742 No. 486 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,376 Hmm. 487 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,246 So it's been a long time since you've slept in the same room. 488 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,883 When was the last time you had sex? 489 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,428 Yeah. 490 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,136 Uh, I have no idea. 491 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,764 Well, let's try to think about it. 492 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,276 It was four years ago, almost five years ago. In September. 493 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,787 When Brad moved out after college. 494 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,285 September 22nd. I remember thinking, 495 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,868 "He's moving out on the first day of fall." 496 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,703 We get the picture, okay? 497 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,914 This makes you uncomfortable talking about this, doesn't it? 498 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,749 Well, sue me because I don't want to talk 499 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,210 about having sex with my wife with a total stranger. 500 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,966 You want to talk about it at all? 501 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,138 What else do you remember about that day, Kay? 502 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,473 How'd you make love? 503 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:45,850 How? 504 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:49,444 DR. FELD: Was it the missionary position? Arnold on top? 505 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:50,736 KAY: Oh, yeah. (SIGHS) 506 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:51,813 DR. FELD: Was it always missionary position? 507 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:52,898 Oh, please. 508 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,904 KAY: Mostly, yes. Mmm-hmm. 509 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:58,321 Were there particular things that you enjoyed doing? 510 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,497 Mostly it was the same. 511 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,920 Was your sex life satisfying for you? 512 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,588 Well, it was fine. 513 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:09,711 Yeah. All right. 514 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,085 Okay. 515 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,472 I would like to assign you your first exercise. 516 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,966 What... What kind of... 517 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,767 Tonight, I would like you to spend a period of time 518 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,344 with your arms around one another. 519 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,519 (STAMMERING) wen, whats the... why? 520 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:31,145 Because I want you to remember what it's like to touch each other. 521 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,568 Do you think you can do that? 522 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:35,732 Arnold? 523 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,818 Well, maybe that's what... 524 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,029 I mean, forced intimacy... Is that really... 525 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,113 It's not forced intimacy. 526 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,823 That's what it sounds like. Oh... 527 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,292 What? We're supposed to be truthful here. DR. FELD: You are. 528 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,959 Although... So what I'm saying is that I don't think this exercise, 529 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,290 or whatever you wanna call it, sounds like something... 530 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,875 It's not forced. If I do that 531 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,926 just because somebody tells me to, what is the point? 532 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,802 I don't think I like the idea of anybody telling me... 533 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,306 I mean, the whole idea of this exercise thing is totally ridiculous to me. 534 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,558 I'm not a trained monkey! 535 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,272 You're a bully! What? 536 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:11,019 Since you got here, all you've done is make me feel... 537 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,102 Kay? Kay. 538 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,903 Terrible. 539 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,190 I've had it. 540 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,034 Kay! 541 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,329 ♪ How do I get the man in you to see 542 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:26,329 J" I'm so much more 543 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,955 J" Than the mother in me? 544 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,629 Kay. Kay. 545 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,999 Kay, come on. This is infantile. 546 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,834 I think you're infantile! 547 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,544 Look... Where are you going? 548 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,467 This is insane. 549 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,139 No, it's not! 550 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,017 Where are you going? 551 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,345 ♪ I want to be your lady 552 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,853 ♪ Oh, I want to get swept away 553 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:53,185 ♪ Let me cry for a change 554 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,067 ♪ Don't need no lone survivor 555 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:59,696 ♪ I need someone by my side 556 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,699 ♪ We don't have to make it perfect 557 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:06,578 ♪ Oh, but maybe we could try 558 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:11,662 ♪ Love me for the woman that I am 559 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:15,875 ♪ And I will love you 560 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:19,962 ♪ For being my man ♪ 561 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,851 You can come in. We don't bite. 562 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,320 What can I get you? 563 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,147 Um... 564 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,325 Would you recommend the red wine or the white? 565 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,323 Do you like red wine? 566 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,744 Yeah. 567 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,451 Then I'd go with the white. 568 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,121 (EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL PLAYING) 569 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,253 ♪ Everybody plays the fool 570 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,755 ♪ Sometime 571 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:03,260 ♪ There's no exception to the rule 572 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,931 ♪ Listen, baby 573 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:10,183 And so, I was just hoping that, 574 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:11,976 maybe if... 575 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,228 Trying to get the old magic back? 576 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,559 Yeah. 577 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:17,690 Did you ever have it? 578 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,242 ♪ How can you help it 579 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,866 ♪ When the music starts to play 580 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,324 You want the audio tour? It's $4.95. 581 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,296 The thing is 582 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:40,425 we really don't have sex, mostly. 583 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,170 At all. 584 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,592 That's it? 585 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,723 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,224 All right. Who in here is not having sex? 587 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,555 Not me. 588 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,896 Mike, I know you're not getting any. 589 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,401 (LAUGHTER) 590 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,154 This one's on us. KAY: Thank you. 591 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,328 ♪ Everybody, baby 592 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,577 ♪ Everybody plays the fool 593 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,033 ♪ Sometime ♪ 594 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,251 (LOCK CLICKING) 595 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,927 (SIGHS) 596 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,552 I'm back! 597 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:28,632 I see that. 598 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,636 (HUMMING) 599 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,221 I went to the museum. 600 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,305 Did you? 601 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,435 Was it interesting? 602 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,687 Extremely. 603 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,185 Of course, if you want to go, you'll have to do it on your own. 604 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,147 Mmm-hmm. I'm getting ready for bed. 605 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,821 (WATER RUNNING) 606 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,321 (ARNOLD SIGHS) 607 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:56,042 Where'd you go this afternoon? 608 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,369 Oh. 609 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,125 Just around. 610 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,170 I thought you wanted to do that thing. 611 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,510 But if you don't want to do it, I sure don't care. 612 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,006 All right, I'll just go to bed. 613 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:10,803 I want to do it. 614 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,393 I guess we should do it there. 615 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,439 Mmm-hmm. 616 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:47,344 Well, I guess I'll get in. 617 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,778 Maybe this is enough. 618 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,492 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 619 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,714 Yeah, probably enough. 620 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,899 I was just getting the light. 621 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,864 (SIGHS) 622 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,294 (BOTH SIGHING) 623 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,888 And then we did the exercise... 624 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,890 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that was... 625 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:01,970 And we woke up. 626 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,054 Yeah. 627 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,315 And we were in the same bed. 628 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,434 Yeah, it was... 629 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,645 It was comfortable. Yep. 630 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,779 This is good. Really good. 631 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,578 By taking some time to yourselves, 632 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,076 you were able to relate better as a couple. 633 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,578 And you both did it without even trying. 634 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,125 Well, she wanted to spend time apart. 635 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,372 Yeah. I was so mad. 636 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,329 Mad as a wet cat. 637 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,631 But, you know, it was nice, wasn't it? 638 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:33,335 To do something on your own, you know. 639 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,470 Great, you two. Really great. 640 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,513 I'm thrilled with the progress that you've made. 641 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,762 And I think it's going to make it that much easier 642 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,718 to proceed to the next step. 643 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,470 Next step. That's great. Let's get with it. 644 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,397 I mean, we're doing so well, we might be able to get out of here early. 645 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,100 Okay, next step. What is it? 646 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,902 Write a poem? Hold hands in public? Sing a Serenade? 647 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,654 Sex. 648 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:58,990 We're going to talk extensively about your sexual history. 649 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:02,163 When it started. What it included. What it didn't include. 650 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:06,121 If you had orgasms, vaginally or otherwise. 651 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:10,498 If you had issues around sexuality or performance. 652 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:14,463 Whether you talked about sex or during it. 653 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,794 What your fantasies are. 654 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,671 If you ever acted on fantasies. 655 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,927 Brought toys or sex games into the bedroom. 656 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,804 Brought sex out of the bedroom. 657 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,385 And once we've explored all of those things, 658 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,141 I will give you your first sexual, 659 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,473 not sex, but sexual, exercise. 660 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,401 All right? 661 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,354 Let's get started. 662 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,065 Arnold, would you like to begin? 663 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,652 Do you... 664 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:44,198 I think we ought to stop this right now before... 665 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,874 We should just get our things and go. 666 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,583 I'll go first. I will. 667 00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,126 Fine. 668 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:57,878 Terrific. 669 00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,258 All right. 670 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:03,638 Kay, let's talk about what you liked sexually. 671 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,772 (STAMMERS) 672 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,278 Was intercourse pleasurable for you? 673 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,611 Sometimes. 674 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,076 Did you have orgasms? 675 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,571 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 676 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,289 Sometimes. 677 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,783 Do you masturbate? KAY: No. 678 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,376 Not anymore. 679 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,253 Why not? 680 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,296 Because at a certain point, I just... 681 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,502 (SIGHS) 682 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:40,429 I think I didn't want to think about sex or about Arnold, even. 683 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:45,968 It just made me sad thinking about what I missed and... 684 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:52,432 What about your fantasy life? 685 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,560 Do you have fantasies? 686 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:56,895 Mmm-hmm. 687 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,189 What? 688 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:05,366 My fantasy is that, you know, we'll renew our vows. 689 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:11,543 Just a little small ceremony, on a beach, maybe. 690 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:12,870 Right. 691 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,587 Maybe with the kids there. 692 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:20,010 Right. And do you have sexual fantasies? 693 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,681 Imagine scenarios? 694 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:31,271 Having sex on a mountain top or dressed all in leather? 695 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:33,098 (LAUGHS) 696 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:37,686 That's funny. 697 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,396 So, no. 698 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:43,199 I mainly think about Arnold and things that we've done. 699 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,243 You never have fantasies about things that 700 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:52,576 you haven't done ever? 701 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,661 No. 702 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,507 No. 703 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,217 Okay. Okay. 704 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,309 All right. Arnold, let's talk about you. 705 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,021 What do you enjoy sexually? 706 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,101 Sex. 707 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,982 I'm going to ask you to get more specific. 708 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,438 Okay, fine. 709 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,990 So you enjoy the actual sexual act? Intercourse? 710 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,191 Yeah. 711 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,493 Missionary style. 712 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,487 (SIGHS) 713 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,574 Would you prefer that to, say, oral sex? 714 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,586 I guess so. 715 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:40,089 Was oral sex an option? Ls that something that you would do regularly? 716 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,088 (STAMMERING) No, I, I, I, I don't... No. 717 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,135 I was not very... I'm... 718 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,930 (CLEARS THROAT) I was not comfortable with that. 719 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:50,929 Giving or receiving? 720 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,140 Huh? 721 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,023 Um, I don't know. Both, I guess. 722 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:01,686 Okay. So, now you, Arnold, would have been open to that. 723 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:05,364 What does it matter? She just said it was not an option. 724 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,783 DR. FELD: What about problems in the bedroom? 725 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,370 Have you ever experienced erectile dysfunction? 726 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,368 (LAUGHS) No. 727 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,120 Use medications like Viagra? 728 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,199 No. 729 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,452 As we age, sometimes, it becomes... 730 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:19,253 It works. 731 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:23,633 What would you say was working in your sex life 732 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,377 when you were sexual together? (SIGHS) 733 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,633 For instance, would you climax? Yeah. 734 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:31,133 Were there things that you wanted to do, but didn't? 735 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:33,973 You're kidding, right? 736 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,012 Well? 737 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,354 I mean, who says no to that? 738 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,391 Right. Then go ahead. 739 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,976 Uh, what, you want a whole list? 740 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,359 Sure. 741 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,236 Uh... 742 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,285 I'm not really coming up with anything. 743 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:58,201 There are no wrong answers here. 744 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,210 (SIGHS) 745 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,291 Well... 746 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,089 If you could have anything you wanted 747 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,136 in your sex life with Kay, what would that be? 748 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:16,227 Did you have fantasies that you didn't feel comfortable telling her about? 749 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,554 Of course. 750 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:25,145 Well, I guess I used to think about Kay giving me a... 751 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,196 (SIGHS) 752 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,411 Giving me oral... 753 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,330 You know... 754 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,201 At work. Under the desk. 755 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,337 At tax time. 756 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,340 So, public places. 757 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,088 No, not just public places. 758 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,716 No? Okay. Good, good. Very good. 759 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,974 What else? 760 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,850 (CLEARING THROAT) A threesome. 761 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,938 With? The neighbor. 762 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,477 Helen? 763 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,486 No, Carol. 764 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,314 Carol? 765 00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,529 Carol with the corgis? 766 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,954 Very good, Arnold. Both of you. 767 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,797 I am going to give you your next exercise. 768 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:31,170 You think we ought to be sitting for this? 769 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,761 Well, 770 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,300 maybe lying down. 771 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,110 You want to go first? 772 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,442 Do you want me to? 773 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,698 Six of one, half dozen of the other. 774 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,030 (EXHALES) 775 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:04,623 (SIGHS) 776 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,751 Is that all right? Fine. 777 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,055 Does it feel good? 778 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,683 It feels like you're petting a dog. 779 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,241 That tickles. Don't... 780 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,291 Sorry. Okay. 781 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,461 Don't go there. I'm sorry. 782 00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,082 (CLEARS THROAT) 783 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,466 (SIGHS) 784 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:57,258 I really don't see the point of... 785 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,383 I mean, this Dr. Feld... 786 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:01,683 Mmm-hmm. 787 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:06,352 You think he has other legitimate doctors here who agree with him, 788 00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:11,778 or think he could be just some sort of a renegade? 789 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:20,536 You, I mean, well, us, 790 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:25,792 your average person, you could be being treated by someone who's psychotic. 791 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:34,335 Or maybe someone who's just a very average, 792 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,464 or even below-average practitioner. 793 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,396 Uh... 794 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,775 (GROANS) 795 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,239 I think we better stop. 796 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,824 What? 797 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,659 You sure? Yeah, I think I just... 798 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,747 I'm going to bed. 799 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,763 (SIGHS) 800 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,225 (MOANING SOFTLY) 801 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,341 (KAY BREATHING HEAVILY) 802 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:09,804 (MOANING) 803 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,898 (SHUDDERING BREATHS) 804 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:28,865 So, last night you had the touching exercise. 805 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,205 How did that go? 806 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,423 How was that for you? 807 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:44,714 All right, let's talk about it. Arnold. 808 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,224 How was it having Kay touch you? 809 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,300 It was fine, I guess. 810 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,019 Did it feel good? 811 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,312 Did you get aroused? 812 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:54,982 How did that make you feel? 813 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,400 Aroused. 814 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:58,652 What about you, Kay? How did that make you feel? 815 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,646 Oh, l got aroused, too. 816 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:01,776 Did you know that, Arnold? 817 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:05,451 How am I supposed to know what she's thinking or feeling? 818 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,701 How was it for you, Kay, when Arnold touched you? 819 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,874 Oh, we didn't get to that part. 820 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,075 Why not? Why? 821 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,878 Because we just stopped. 822 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,835 We did the exercise. It was done. We did it. 823 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:22,544 The exercise was to spend a period of time touching each other sensually. 824 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,470 It sounds like Kay touched you and then you stopped. 825 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:27,389 Did you talk about it? 826 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,683 Whose idea was it to stop? 827 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,853 It was mine, okay. I just wanted to stop. I wanted... 828 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,972 All right. Okay. I didn't want to do it anymore. 829 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,649 All right. Well, let's go deeper, then. 830 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:38,817 Let's not go deeper. 831 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:40,987 It's not enough to just be here. You have to try. 832 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:44,941 I'm not trying? I flew 1,500 miles up here for this and I'm not trying? 833 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,026 All right. Well, then, let's just try to figure this out. 834 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,281 Why did you want Kay to stop? 835 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,828 I wanted her to stop because... 836 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,323 Were you afraid? 837 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,408 No! What do I have to be afraid of? 838 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,002 Fear... Hey, re-engaging can be... I'm not afraid of my own wife. 839 00:49:57,077 --> 00:50:00,001 Fine. Well, that's okay. It's okay. It's normal to feel fear. 840 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,172 I did not feel fear! 841 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,091 Then why did you stop Kay from touching you? 842 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,168 Let me tell you something. 843 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,628 I am done with this for today. 844 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:06,758 I am done. 845 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,589 I'll see you back at the room. 846 00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,228 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 847 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,028 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 848 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:10,989 Kay? 849 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,787 What are you doing? 850 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:19,664 Dr. Feld said he'd give us a refund. 851 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,666 What percent? 852 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,422 What? 853 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:27,923 Did he say he'd give us back the whole payment, or... 854 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,676 Half. Half. 855 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:35,718 I don't know what you thought was going to happen here. 856 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,474 What did you... 857 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,894 I mean, there's no magic pill or wand or... 858 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,099 He's just a guy with an office. 859 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,183 Mmm-hmm. 860 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,395 It's ridiculous. You come up here, you spend one week 861 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:48,981 and you're supposed to, what, have a new marriage? 862 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,239 It's a setup. You're set up for failure. 863 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,034 Then you feel bad about failing. You see that, right? 864 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,953 You can't win. 865 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:05,706 Why the hell did you bring us here? 866 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,591 You know how you think you're always headed towards something? 867 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:15,095 You think, "When we get married ," or, "When we have kids," 868 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:18,553 or, "When the kids go and it's just us again..." 869 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:25,359 You know, there's always something to look forward to. 870 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,781 And one day, I realized that we are not going towards anything anymore. 871 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,946 And I guess I was just not willing 872 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,619 to let go of things getting better anymore. 873 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,406 Not yet. 874 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,701 Maybe you just don't get a choice, 875 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,203 you know? 876 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,378 Maybe you just don't get a choice. 877 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:48,583 Don't forget your razor in the bathroom. 878 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:53,883 You're back. 879 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,261 Let's talk about that. ARNOLD: Let's not. 880 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:58,934 Let's just... I'm back, all right? That ought to be enough. 881 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,511 It isn't, actually. 882 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,471 What do you want from me, blood? 883 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,019 You have a lot of anger, Arnold. 884 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,521 What do you think you're so angry about? 885 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,023 I'm angry about everything. I'm angry about being here. 886 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,322 Why? What are you afraid will happen? 887 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,900 You want to know what? Fine. 888 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:15,784 What I'm afraid will happen here 889 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:18,328 is what probably happens in every goddamn therapist's office 890 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,368 every time any poor couple goes in there. 891 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,916 You say whatever thing, because somebody like you 892 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,494 is dragging it out of them and then you can't take it back. 893 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:28,831 There are things in this life that you don't say for a reason. 894 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,336 Like what? What would you say? 895 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,459 Uh... 896 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,762 Tell me. 897 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,804 I want to know. I want to know. 898 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,228 It's worse not knowing when there are things that you're holding back 899 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,397 you won't say because you think I'm too fragile or whatever. 900 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,315 No, it's not that. It's... 901 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,064 Something I can't hear. 902 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:51,066 All right, fine! All right. 903 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,815 She has a way... Say it to Kay. 904 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:59,532 You have a way of saying that something's up to me 905 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,739 and then when I make a decision 906 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:02,869 and it's something you don't like, 907 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,245 you don't actually say anything, 908 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,076 but you sure do get your point across. 909 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,289 Well, can I just say, I don't like... ls it my turn? 910 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,417 I don't like the way that we always do 911 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,344 something for Christmas, or an anniversary, 912 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:20,300 that's a joint gift for the house, like a water heater. 913 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,429 You needed that water heater. 914 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:24,136 Yes, but you did, too. You shower. 915 00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:26,556 Why is that a special gift for me? 916 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,098 Hmm? 917 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,937 And I hate watching golf. I do. I think it's boring. 918 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,155 And the shows where they talk about golf, even worse. 919 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,733 It's like being married to ESPN. 920 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,779 And when you eat ranch chips, your breath smells. 921 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:43,614 I like ranch chips. 922 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,707 And I hate it when you rub up against me, 923 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,286 like you just expect me to do it. 924 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:49,620 "Come on, let's go." 925 00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:52,126 Hell, it got to the point I was afraid to make any kind of move. 926 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,129 If I even so much as tried to kiss you... 927 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,336 Well, you never Kiss me. 928 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:59,756 You don't want to kiss me, you just want "it." 929 00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,090 Not me. 930 00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:05,720 (SIGHS) You know, he always has his eyes squeezed tight shut. 931 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:12,477 It's not me. You just want "it." 932 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,314 Hell, yes, I want "it. " You can bet your life I want "it." 933 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:19,525 So screw me for wanting to have sex with my wife! 934 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,074 And, you know, it's not pleasant 935 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,366 to do that with somebody who doesn't want to do it. 936 00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,411 But you never saw me... 937 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,422 What? 938 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,420 Go on, Arnold. 939 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,718 I didn't complain because Kay didn't want sex. 940 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:41,009 Love. That's what I wanted. Not just sex. 941 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,883 I wanted you. 942 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:47,846 Well, what about all those years I wanted you? 943 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,559 All those goddamn years. 944 00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,069 And I didn't cheat. 945 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,321 I didn't go to hookers. 946 00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,691 I watched a little porn, but who doesn't? 947 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,569 I was good. I did the right thing. 948 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,163 Now you're bringing me here for... 949 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:13,916 You're the one who stopped, not me. 950 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:19,218 Yeah, for a while I stopped, yes, but you stopped, too. 951 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:22,129 You did. You stopped. 952 00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,557 Well, you don't just turn it on and off, you know? 953 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,136 Maybe when it's off, it's just off. 954 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,022 Off. 955 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,649 (SIGHS) 956 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,987 I want you to do something for me. 957 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,536 I want you to tell me about the best sex you ever had. 958 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:55,003 The time that you can remember that was the best. Either of you. 959 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,499 Even if it wasn't very good. Even if it was terrible. 960 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,550 Best time that you remember. 961 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:05,882 Well... 962 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:07,849 Hmm. 963 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:09,472 Oh. 964 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:12,020 I remember one time. 965 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:15,019 Kay was pregnant. 966 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,776 Where were you? In the kitchen. 967 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,105 She was making soup. 968 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:25,568 And I came in there and she kept saying she had to stir her soup. 969 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:30,198 And pretty soon, she forgot about that soup. 970 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:32,499 What do you remember, Kay? 971 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:39,340 Well, we were on the floor, and... 972 00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:45,838 And it was slow. 973 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:57,562 He... He put some dish towels behind my heed 974 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,143 so my head wouldn't bang on... 975 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:02,480 Wouldn't bump up against the bottom of the cabinet. 976 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,907 That was... (LAUGHS) 977 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,373 Arnold, what else do you remember about that? 978 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:16,247 Just wanting her. 979 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,922 Just wanting her. 980 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,087 Standing there in the kitchen. 981 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,090 Happy. 982 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,012 Beautiful. 983 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:38,391 She had a little apron which was getting to be too little because her 984 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,528 belly was getting so big. 985 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:45,610 You were very attracted to her then. 986 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,529 Yeah, I was, and... 987 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,235 Are you still? 988 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:55,791 Uh, I don't... I don't know. 989 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,619 It's been along time since we've... 990 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,704 I don't look like I did then. 991 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:01,879 No, it's not that. 992 00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:04,003 No. I never could lose all the weight. 993 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:08,553 You look fine. I just don't think of it in that way anymore. 994 00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:10,259 About her that way anymore. 995 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:12,720 Well, of course, I... 996 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:15,177 DR. FELD: No, it's not "of course." 997 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,642 Sometimes when a connection is lost, 998 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,940 we forget how to want one another. 999 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:24,144 Do you still want Kay? 1000 00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:27,067 Well, yes! 1001 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:28,524 Do you still fantasize about her? 1002 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,244 (STAMMERING) You mean, now? 1003 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,203 These days. 1004 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:39,451 I don't know. 1005 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,453 I don't... I... 1006 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:45,499 I had one. 1007 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:49,712 I had a fantasy. 1008 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:56,010 Was it... 1009 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:57,761 It was... 1010 00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:59,687 It was... It was... 1011 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:06,353 Like you said. It was just us, 1012 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:10,782 and it was really different. 1013 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,326 Something we've never done before. 1014 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,322 Something new. 1015 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,340 I'm going to ask you to take a leap of faith and try something. 1016 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:36,554 It is most likely way out of your comfort zone. 1017 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,353 Try to think of it in terms of... 1018 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:44,475 Remember the metaphor of a nose breaking? 1019 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,026 It's the nose. 1020 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,102 (SHUSHING) 1021 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,277 Well, you can't break a nose slowly, can you? 1022 01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:57,199 (MEN SPEAKING FRENCH ONSCREEN) 1023 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,993 Of course there was a problem with the popcorn popper. 1024 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,122 Oh. 1025 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,665 (COUGHS) 1026 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:05,961 Thank you. 1027 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:08,131 I don't see why you can't tell me what you're planning on. 1028 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:10,254 Because he said it was fine this way. 1029 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:13,007 It just makes me uncomfortable not to know what I'm going to be asked to do. 1030 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:15,214 When it's your turn, you can do what you want. 1031 01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:16,549 What if we don't do the exercise again? 1032 01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:19,976 We're moving at a rapid clip here. Okay. 1033 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:21,519 It's your ball game. 1034 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,061 I'll tell you one thing. 1035 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:29,065 You would never get me into a French movie if we were at home. 1036 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,400 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1037 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:41,740 (ARNOLD LAUGHING) 1038 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:48,246 This is pretty good. 1039 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:53,506 Oh. 1040 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:06,935 Sorry. 1041 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,201 (UNZIPPING) 1042 01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:35,510 (KAY EXHALES) 1043 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,759 (CHUCKLING) 1044 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:45,553 (GROANS) 1045 01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:47,935 I'm sorry, I can't see! 1046 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:52,694 You just need to take it easy. Watch it with the teeth! 1047 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,612 I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean... 1048 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:56,156 It's all right. 1049 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:58,366 I can't see. 1050 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,119 Oh, God. (SIGHS) 1051 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,451 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1052 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:11,921 (GRUNTS) 1053 01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:13,631 (SIGHS) 1054 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,877 Hey, you can hurt someone! 1055 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,383 (SOBBING) I'm so sorry! I can't do this. 1056 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:21,180 Kay. Kay. Kay. 1057 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,174 Kay, it's okay. 1058 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,510 It's not okay! 1059 01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,557 It's not okay. 1060 01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,146 (SIGHS) 1061 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:32,059 Kay, listen. 1062 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,940 Kay, this is not a big deal. 1063 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,020 I should... 1064 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,855 I should... 1065 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,815 I'm not good at anything. 1066 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,491 There's not anything to be good at! 1067 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,490 I don't Know how to be good at anything. 1068 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,612 Listen, wait. I'm not sexy! 1069 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,915 Wait. Yes, you are very... 1070 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,284 What? What? Yes, what? 1071 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,628 Maybe you just don't have... 1072 01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:55,708 Maybe there's just certain things you're not experienced at. 1073 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:58,752 Kay! 1074 01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,936 I must have looked so stupid! 1075 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:10,680 But how did you feel? 1076 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,933 Like a fake. 1077 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:17,855 I'm just not... I'm... I just can't do that. 1078 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,861 Well, the whole situation was just dangerous, 1079 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:22,783 with those cup holders, and seat backs going forth, 1080 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,203 and back and forth and the cramped space, 1081 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:28,031 the concrete floor, those people everywhere. (GROANS) 1082 01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,207 That's not me. 1083 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:33,537 I just can't be a person who commits 1084 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,293 an illegal act in a movie theater. 1085 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:39,968 It's just... Is that really who I have to be? 1086 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,212 It's not about being a sex object. 1087 01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:45,765 It's about pleasing the man you love. And letting him please you. 1088 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,763 Well, I don't even know how to do that! 1089 01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:50,265 Ultimately, I think you have to ask yourself, 1090 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:53,315 "Is this person worth more to me than my pride'?" 1091 01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,524 Oh, yeah. I mean... 1092 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:57,481 Yes. 1093 01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,609 Kay's putting it all on the line here. 1094 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:00,813 What are you putting on the line? 1095 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,448 Everything. 1096 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,735 He is everything. 1097 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,873 But I'm really lonely. 1098 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,536 And I think 1099 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:20,088 to be with somebody and not really with him is... 1100 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:28,679 I think I might be less lonely if I were alone. 1101 01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:31,349 Do you want to be alone? No! 1102 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:34,014 I don't know. 1103 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:40,775 You wouldn't think it would be so hard 1104 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:42,731 to just touch somebody that you love. 1105 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:48,529 But it is. It's really hard. 1106 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:57,912 Okay. You know what? 1107 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:02,630 I'm going to give you something 1108 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,343 that may help with your anxiety. 1109 01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:12,477 You can pick this up in town. 1110 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,232 (BELLS TINKLE) 1111 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,625 Hey. Hi. Hello. 1112 01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:42,465 Oh, we got a discount on trade paperbacks in the front, 1113 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,838 if you're interested. Oh. 1114 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,677 Are you looking for anything special? 1115 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:47,970 Not really. 1116 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,174 All right, just let me know. 1117 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:52,467 (DOOR OPENS) 1118 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:53,847 (BELLS TINKLE) 1119 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,977 Do you have a title, miss? 1120 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:01,317 No, not... I'm just... 1121 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,982 I was gonna say if you got a title, I can look it up. 1122 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,530 We're short on shelf space up here, 1123 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:08,404 so we have a lot of stuff in the back. 1124 01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:11,362 Actually, I'm looking for 1125 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:15,324 Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man. 1126 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,749 Oh, yeah. Dr. Feld has us keep those in stock. 1127 01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:24,132 Oh. Okay. 1128 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,501 Can I give you cash? 1129 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,756 Yeah, that works. 1130 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,255 Couples come to me for two reasons. 1131 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:33,137 To help them save their marriage, or... 1132 01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:34,721 Or what? 1133 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:36,678 Or to help them end it. 1134 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:41,224 When one person is this unhappy, 1135 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:45,028 the marriage has to restore some sort of equilibrium, or... 1136 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,653 Or what? Are you trying to tell me my marriage is over? 1137 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,654 Because I'm not gonna pay you for one more session 1138 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:52,610 just because you threaten me, you smug little prick! 1139 01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:58,036 Arnold, your wife is very unhappy. 1140 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,669 And I'm not saying that she'll ever leave. 1141 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:06,000 I just don't want you to have anything to regret should she... 1142 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,838 I'm simply saying the moment is here 1143 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:13,264 and you have to ask yourself, 1144 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,512 "Have I done all I could?" 1145 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:17,889 Have you, Arnold? 1146 01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:21,355 Is this the best that you can do? 1147 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:32,866 (SIGHS) 1148 01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:52,341 I'm sorry, there's... 1149 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:56,641 Listen, I can... Maybe a little tip would help, you know. 1150 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,018 You want to buy a table? 1151 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,185 I need it. 1152 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:02,476 So whatever... 1153 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,852 Look, I need this. 1154 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:09,938 Look, I'm really sorry about whatever is going on in your marriage, 1155 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:12,570 but I don't think the dinner was going to save it. 1156 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,151 I need a table. 1157 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:18,534 I need it, and I'm not going to leave from right here until I get it. 1158 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,862 MIKE: We're going to need more space here, 1159 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:54,566 so I want you to push it further against the wall. All right? 1160 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,235 All right. 1161 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:11,544 (PHONE RINGING) 1162 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,598 Hello. Captain Jack's. 1163 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:26,272 I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Fletcher. What time was that for? 1164 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:29,146 Uh, all right. 1165 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:33,480 Well, thanks for calling. I do hope you come and visit us sometime. 1166 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,361 Thank you very much. Bye. 1167 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,656 All right. 1168 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:41,120 That goes away. 1169 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,370 Well? 1170 01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:51,423 Got a waiting list. Got to call them. 1171 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:55,673 You got a waiting list? You will give me that table, so help me God! 1172 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,526 Are you ready? 1173 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:14,194 I'm almost ready. 1174 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,671 (ARNOLD COUGHS) 1175 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:49,393 (SIGHS) 1176 01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,859 You really ready? 'Cause I don't want to be late. 1177 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:57,651 Yes, I'm really ready. 1178 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,573 Very pretty. Thank you. 1179 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,156 You look really nice, too. Yeah, I do. 1180 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:03,737 You handsome devil. 1181 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,244 (GASPS) (CHUCKLES) 1182 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:11,419 Oh, Arnold. It's gorgeous! 1183 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,928 (ELEGANT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1184 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:25,804 I just can't get over it! 1185 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,347 You like it? 1186 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:28,473 Mmm. 1187 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,931 This is just exactly... 1188 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,107 A little different than the Econo Lodge? 1189 01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:34,768 (BOTH CHUCKING) 1190 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,853 Completely different. 1191 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:42,776 That place reminds me of when we drove down to see your mother, 1192 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,236 before we were married. 1193 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:47,284 And we stayed at that little place... 1194 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:51,125 You know, it was the only place that was open. 1195 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,665 It was a truck stop. 1196 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,123 In Albuquerque? 1197 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,504 Oh, I remember that. It had orange walls. 1198 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:00,801 Uh-huh. 1199 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,424 Yeah. 1200 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,298 That was the first time you said it. 1201 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,519 First time you said you loved me. 1202 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:10,971 In that little motel. 1203 01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:18,145 You know, before you said it... 1204 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,403 Well, I didn't want to be the one who said it first, 1205 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:26,361 but I just... I had to say it! 1206 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,280 So every time we talked on the phone 1207 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:33,334 I would say it to the phone after we hung up! 1208 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:34,584 Really'? 1209 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,708 Yes, I really did that. 1210 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:40,253 I figured if I ever said anything like that, you'd take off running. 1211 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:41,967 What? 1212 01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:44,929 You could have had your pick. 1213 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:50,309 I didn't think you'd ever want me. 1214 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,305 I never wanted anything more. 1215 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,395 (KAY AND ARNOLD LAUGHING) 1216 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:07,865 What I don't get is how he remembers to talk like that. 1217 01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:13,158 "Consider the metaphor of the nose." 1218 01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:16,126 I know. It must be so hard for him. 1219 01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:17,795 I wonder if he talks to his wife like that. 1220 01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,962 That would be... 1221 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,882 "Mildred, I find it very interesting that you are naked." 1222 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:29,715 Can I bring you anything else? 1223 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,930 Do you... No, I'm fine. 1224 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,101 Okay. No, just the check. 1225 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,225 Unless you want to. No, check, please. 1226 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:37,727 (SIGHS) 1227 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,810 Might get chilly on the way back. 1228 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,025 It's been getting cold at night. 1229 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,993 Well, the thing is, I've... 1230 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:50,115 (CLEARS THROAT) 1231 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,743 I don't know how you'll take this, 1232 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,120 but I got us a room. 1233 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:58,457 Here. 1234 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,209 You did? Mmm-hmm. 1235 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:05,343 The front desk has toothbrushes. I asked them. 1236 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:11,428 I thought maybe just for a night, it'd be... 1237 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,767 You might want to... 1238 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:17,893 So, 1239 01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:21,567 after this, we can just... 1240 01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:28,441 (FIRE CRACKLING) 1241 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,615 Like it? 1242 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,455 (GASPS) Gosh! 1243 01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,287 Oh, my gosh. 1244 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:40,619 Oh! 1245 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,251 Look at this. 1246 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,555 Look at this! 1247 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:55,509 Here's some strawberries. 1248 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:57,766 You had to get them, 1249 01:15:58,888 --> 01:15:59,980 so here they are. 1250 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,357 Anyway, you want some? 1251 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:03,977 Huh? Strawberries. 1252 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:08,110 I'm kind of full. 1253 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,157 Yeah, me, too. And they knew that. 1254 01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:12,075 It's a rip off, really. You spend 15... 1255 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:15,496 That's okay. You know, I think I would like to have some. 1256 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,498 Yeah? Yeah. 1257 01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,158 Okay. 1258 01:16:24,163 --> 01:16:26,586 Do you want to eat them at the table? Okay. 1259 01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:29,426 Or we could eat them in front of the fire. Okay. 1260 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,590 Okay. 1261 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:33,635 Um... Oh. 1262 01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:41,100 On. (LAUGHS) 1263 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:44,190 Sweet. 1264 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,323 Mmm. 1265 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:56,995 Is it good? 1266 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,956 Mmm! It's good. It's fresh. 1267 01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,374 Good. 1268 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,539 Chocolaty. Good. 1269 01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:03,702 Mmm. 1270 01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:09,750 You want some? There's champagne, if you want. 1271 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:11,543 Yeah. I know... I'm sorry. Go ahead. 1272 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,095 No, you go. 1273 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:14,680 There's champagne. 1274 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,386 You want some? I think I would like that, Arnold. 1275 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,611 Ohh! 1276 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,242 (LAUGHING) 1277 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:52,593 I guess you have something in mind there. 1278 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,261 Mmm-hmm. 1279 01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:58,841 I do. 1280 01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:01,685 Hold that thought. What? 1281 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,187 Hold that thought. 1282 01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:06,357 Oh. Okay. 1283 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:17,284 (LET'S STAY TOGETHER PLAYING) 1284 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:20,575 ♪ Let's stay together 1285 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,752 ♪ I'm 1286 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:31,711 ♪ I'm so in love with you 1287 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:33,542 (LAUGHING) 1288 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:34,969 Come here. 1289 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:37,046 ♪ Whatever you want to do 1290 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:42,260 ♪ Is all right with me 1291 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:47,815 ♪ 'Cause you make me feel 1292 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:51,611 ♪ So brand-new 1293 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:56,407 ♪ And I 1294 01:18:56,482 --> 01:19:00,077 ♪ Want to spend my life with you 1295 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:05,158 ♪ Let me say that since 1296 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:09,291 ♪ Baby, since we've been together 1297 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:11,663 ♪ Ooh 1298 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,091 ♪ Loving you forever 1299 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,089 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1300 01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:21,015 ♪ ls what I need 1301 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:25,102 ♪ Let me be the one 1302 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:30,729 ♪ You come running to 1303 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:35,230 J” I'll never be 1304 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:37,064 I want... I want... 1305 01:19:37,147 --> 01:19:38,273 You want to... 1306 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,234 All right. You want to... You want to... 1307 01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:41,409 Yeah. 1308 01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:44,955 J” Ooh, baby, let's 1309 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:49,035 ♪ Let's stay together 1310 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:52,542 ♪ Loving you whether 1311 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:54,498 J" Whether 1312 01:19:54,581 --> 01:19:57,209 ♪ Times are good or bad 1313 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,887 ♪ Happy or sad 1314 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:07,182 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1315 01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:08,683 (SONG FADES) 1316 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:11,890 Look at me. 1317 01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,402 (STIFLED SOBBING) 1318 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:35,664 You lied. 1319 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:36,920 No. 1320 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:44,765 When Dr. Feld asked you if you were still attracted to me. 1321 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,226 It was when you looked at me. 1322 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:56,560 Just now. 1323 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,692 You looked in my face. 1324 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:02,779 That had nothing to do with it. 1325 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:08,789 That's when you stopped. 1326 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:26,807 DR. FELD: Setbacks are a natural part of the process. They never feel good, though. 1327 01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:30,560 (SIGHS) 1328 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:32,855 I know you feel like you've failed, 1329 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:36,355 but look where you failed. You fumbled on the one-yard line. 1330 01:21:36,683 --> 01:21:40,062 When you got here, you weren't even on the playing field. 1331 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:42,735 You were somewhere in the parking lot. 1332 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:46,368 So I think you're ready to follow up with a therapist at home. 1333 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:49,697 I can recommend somebody really good. 1334 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:56,708 I have patients who never should have gotten married. 1335 01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,956 And you are not those people. 1336 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:07,969 Even great marriages have terrible years. 1337 01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:12,929 So bad that you're tempted to just give up. 1338 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,856 But don't. 1339 01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,317 Hold on. 1340 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:23,781 There will come a time when you'll look back at this moment 1341 01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:28,702 as the prelude to something fuller 1342 01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:33,658 and richer than you've ever dreamed. 1343 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:22,130 (SIGHS) 1344 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:27,840 (TV PLAYING) 1345 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:55,285 Soames! Yo. 1346 01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,207 Hey, how was that vacation? Good! 1347 01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:59,125 Yeah. Where was it, Vermont? Maine. 1348 01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:01,166 Maine. That's right. You said Kay likes the ocean. 1349 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,586 So, how was it? You going to go back? 1350 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:07,254 Um, probably not. It's a little overpriced. 1351 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:10,304 Yeah. I hear you, but, hey, if it keeps the missus happy another year, 1352 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,347 I'd say it's well worth the money spent! 1353 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:13,423 Yeah. 1354 01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:19,854 Jon Ross came in today. 1355 01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:20,897 Mmm-hmm. 1356 01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:23,021 You'd think it was the first time he'd ever heard that 1357 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:26,525 October 15th was the deadline for an extension. 1358 01:24:28,355 --> 01:24:30,699 The guy never filed on time in his life! 1359 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:34,905 And we have the same conversation every year. 1360 01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:38,032 Every goddamn year. 1361 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,169 For 17 years. 1362 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,164 Can you imagine that? 1363 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,099 KRAIG KANN ON TV: Hi, again, everybody. School of Golf 1364 01:24:56,174 --> 01:24:57,926 is back in session for another week. 1365 01:24:58,010 --> 01:25:03,562 This week, it is Chapter 24, "It's All About the Putting Stroke." 1366 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:06,523 ♪I'm Kraig Kann. This is the professor, Martin Hall. 1367 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:08,024 Putting. We 're rolling it tonight. 1368 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,902 Well, yes. We all want to hit it fewer times... 1369 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:24,085 (SIGHS) 1370 01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:26,922 EILEEN: So you guys had fun, huh? 1371 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:31,131 Kind of hard to get back into the old routine. 1372 01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,256 Mmm. 1373 01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:35,301 What is it? 1374 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,053 You look like you could cry. 1375 01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,133 No! 1376 01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:41,186 Do you still need somebody to take care of that cat when you go away? 1377 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:43,889 Oh, we already got the girl next door. 1378 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,891 But I don't trust her. She's not bright. 1379 01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:48,063 Well, I could do it. 1380 01:25:48,435 --> 01:25:49,687 Really? Mmm-hmm. 1381 01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:52,196 Oh, gosh, are you sure? 1382 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:55,071 Because I think I might have a spare key with me. 1383 01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:57,577 And maybe I could stay over. 1384 01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:01,415 A night, or two nights. 1385 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,287 Well, sure. You do that. 1386 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:14,753 I saw The Caine Mutiny is on later. 1387 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:16,008 Mmm-hmm. 1388 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,840 You want to watch it? I don't think so. 1389 01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:19,846 I'm just going to go up to bed. 1390 01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:22,302 Kay. 1391 01:26:22,386 --> 01:26:24,104 I'm just a little tired. 1392 01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:27,941 Is it really all that bad? 1393 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,863 It's just expectations. 1394 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:35,532 Like one of those makeovers, you know? 1395 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:39,903 You look different for a minute 1396 01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:42,284 and then go back to yourself, right? 1397 01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:46,705 Right? 1398 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:52,382 I don't know if I can. 1399 01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:56,136 What? 1400 01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:00,674 I don't know if I can go back. 1401 01:27:12,769 --> 01:27:14,646 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1402 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:16,986 You sure this is a gallon can? 1403 01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:20,153 Yes, sir, it's a lard can. Just took it from the pantry, sir. 1404 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,707 I suppose you're wondering why I called this meeting. 1405 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:27,705 As you all know by now, we had an excellent dessert for dinner tonight, 1406 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:30,003 ice cream and frozen strawberries. 1407 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:34,174 An hour ago, I sent Whittaker to the pantry to bring me another portion. 1408 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:37,461 (WHY? PLAYING) 1409 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,940 ♪ why? 1410 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:54,534 ♪ why? 1411 01:28:04,070 --> 01:28:05,697 ♪ How many times 1412 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:09,456 ♪ Do I have to try to tell you 1413 01:28:10,368 --> 01:28:16,296 ♪ That I'm sorry for the things I've done? 1414 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,632 ♪ Ooh 1415 01:28:23,924 --> 01:28:27,144 ♪ But when I start to try to tell you 1416 01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:29,813 ♪ That's when you have to tell me 1417 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:33,062 ♪ Hey, this kind of trouble's 1418 01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:38,864 J” Only just begun 1419 01:28:38,939 --> 01:28:40,316 ♪ Yeah 1420 01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:42,025 (STIFLED SOBBING) 1421 01:28:45,695 --> 01:28:48,323 ♪ I tell myself too many times 1422 01:28:48,406 --> 01:28:53,754 ♪ Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut? 1423 01:28:56,248 --> 01:29:00,128 ♪ That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words 1424 01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:05,137 ♪ That keep on falling from your mouth 1425 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,805 ♪ Falling from your mouth 1426 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:15,651 ♪ Falling from your mouth 1427 01:29:15,725 --> 01:29:19,070 ♪ Tell me why 1428 01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:31,747 ♪ Tell me why 1429 01:29:38,290 --> 01:29:40,918 ♪ This is the book I never read 1430 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:43,629 ♪ These are the words I never said 1431 01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:46,090 ♪ This is the path I'll never tread 1432 01:29:46,172 --> 01:29:48,721 ♪ These are the dreams I'll dream instead 1433 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,394 ♪ This is the joy that's seldom spread 1434 01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:53,938 ♪ These are the tears, the tears we shed 1435 01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:56,767 ♪ This is the fear, this is the dread 1436 01:29:56,850 --> 01:29:59,273 ♪ These are the contents of my head 1437 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:02,071 ♪ And these are the years that we have spent 1438 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,070 ♪ And this is what they represent 1439 01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:07,403 J" This is how I feel 1440 01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,455 ♪ Do you know how I feel? 1441 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:13,659 ♪ 'Cause I don't think you know how I feel 1442 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:17,837 ♪ I don't think you know what I feel 1443 01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:23,047 ♪ why? 1444 01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:25,845 ♪ I don't think you know what I feel ♪ 1445 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:02,041 Kay. 1446 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:18,355 (SIGHS) 1447 01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:00,474 (MOANING) 1448 01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:12,781 You are beautiful. (LAUGHS) 1449 01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:28,043 You... You... 1450 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,156 (GASPING) 1451 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:12,011 (MOANS) 1452 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:19,185 (SIZZLING) 1453 01:33:28,686 --> 01:33:30,279 I'm late. 1454 01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:32,816 Oh. Okay. 1455 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:35,698 Well, have a nice day. 1456 01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:36,778 Okay. 1457 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:38,697 Chicken tonight. Good. 1458 01:33:38,822 --> 01:33:40,745 With potatoes and maybe some spinach. 1459 01:33:40,824 --> 01:33:42,371 Good. No spinach. (CHUCKLES) 1460 01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:45,294 Okay. 6100? 5230. 1461 01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:53,887 What's the matter? 1462 01:33:54,754 --> 01:33:56,097 What'd you forget? 1463 01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:01,516 (KAY MOANS SOFTLY) 1464 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,192 (KAY GASPING) 1465 01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:11,313 (GRUNTS) 1466 01:34:19,445 --> 01:34:21,072 Have a nice day. 1467 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:27,370 Arnold! 1468 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:30,253 Arnie! 1469 01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:36,633 Hey! Hi! 1470 01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:38,257 Carol! 1471 01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,933 You got another corgi! 1472 01:34:41,593 --> 01:34:44,517 I know. This is Emma. 1473 01:34:45,889 --> 01:34:47,766 But three's the limit. I'm done. 1474 01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:49,400 How was y'all's trip? 1475 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,817 Our trip was... Our trip was really... 1476 01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:56,696 You should come over tonight and we'll tell you all about it. 1477 01:34:56,774 --> 01:34:58,367 That'd be great. I'd love to. 1478 01:34:58,443 --> 01:34:59,444 Yeah. 1479 01:34:59,611 --> 01:35:01,739 All right. I'll see you guys later. 1480 01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:02,822 KAY: Okay. 1481 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,249 (LAUGHING) 1482 01:35:07,410 --> 01:35:09,333 That's not going to happen. 1483 01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,304 Kay. Arnold. 1484 01:35:23,676 --> 01:35:26,475 We are all here today to witness 1485 01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:28,977 the renewals of your vows of matrimony. 1486 01:35:29,891 --> 01:35:33,065 We are thrilled, and I especially am very thrilled, 1487 01:35:33,144 --> 01:35:36,364 to be here and to be a part of this very special day. 1488 01:35:36,606 --> 01:35:40,452 KAY: Arnold, after 32 years of marriage, 1489 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:44,785 I can honestly say that I love you more than I ever did. 1490 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:47,663 The day I met you changed my life. 1491 01:35:48,534 --> 01:35:50,002 It made my life. 1492 01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:55,254 And now I can't imagine living my life without you. 1493 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,752 It wouldn't be any kind of life at all. 1494 01:35:58,461 --> 01:36:03,183 When I think about spending the rest of my life with you, 1495 01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:07,391 I only regret it won't be long enough. 1496 01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:10,148 So I want to now 1497 01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:14,273 make this next chapter of our lives together 1498 01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:17,356 something that we'll both cherish. 1499 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:23,286 I vow to watch more golf with you without complaining. 1500 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,704 (LAUGHTER) 1501 01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:28,283 I vow to watch less golf, 1502 01:36:28,950 --> 01:36:31,794 and to buy you good presents that aren't for the house. 1503 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:34,793 Maybe like jewelry. 1504 01:36:34,872 --> 01:36:35,919 Like jewelry. 1505 01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:38,548 Jewelry. Yes. 1506 01:36:39,043 --> 01:36:41,762 I vow not to cut my hair any shorter than it is, 1507 01:36:41,838 --> 01:36:43,761 'cause I know you like it long. 1508 01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:44,966 Longer. 1509 01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:47,723 I vow not to complain so much. 1510 01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:49,144 If I can help it, 1511 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:50,972 because sometimes there's something 1512 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:53,103 that really needs to be complained about. 1513 01:36:53,182 --> 01:36:55,560 And I vow to go to one of those sleep studies 1514 01:36:56,561 --> 01:36:59,155 like you've been asking me to go to. 1515 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:01,699 And I vow to take you somewhere once a year 1516 01:37:01,774 --> 01:37:03,697 that's more than 200 miles away from home 1517 01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:06,074 and isn't to see a family member. 1518 01:37:08,072 --> 01:37:10,575 Now, on this wonderful day, 1519 01:37:11,117 --> 01:37:13,290 I give you the rest of my life 1520 01:37:14,662 --> 01:37:17,882 and I thank God every day that you're in it. 1521 01:37:18,249 --> 01:37:21,219 And I vow to tell you how I feel, 1522 01:37:21,294 --> 01:37:24,093 not just when you ask me. 1523 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:28,309 And I'll tell you how I feel about this. 1524 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:31,559 I love it. I love you. 1525 01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:33,940 (MOUTHING) 1526 01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:35,892 (LAUGHING) 1527 01:37:41,773 --> 01:37:46,745 We will have the ceremonial breaking of the nose. 1528 01:37:50,365 --> 01:37:52,288 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 1529 01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:00,258 See? That wasn't so hard. 1530 01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:03,256 Thank you. 1531 01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:07,306 Yes, a big boy. 1532 01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:09,426 Congratulations. 1533 01:38:11,677 --> 01:38:13,304 (BRIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD PLAYING) 1534 01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:15,982 ♪ We'll be lovers once again 1535 01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:18,401 ♪ On the bright side of the road 1536 01:38:18,476 --> 01:38:19,898 (LAUGHTER) 1537 01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:23,489 KAY: I'm so glad to meet you! 1538 01:38:23,564 --> 01:38:25,032 Finally! 1539 01:38:28,945 --> 01:38:30,663 Brad, Brad, Brad! 1540 01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:37,503 ♪ From the dark end of the street 1541 01:38:37,578 --> 01:38:40,172 ♪ To the bright side of the road 1542 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:47,134 ♪ Well, into this life we 're born 1543 01:38:49,507 --> 01:38:51,555 ♪ Baby, sometimes 1544 01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:54,645 ♪ Sometimes we don't know why 1545 01:38:56,305 --> 01:38:59,650 ♪ And time seems to go by so fast 1546 01:39:01,811 --> 01:39:04,735 ♪ In the twinkling of an eye 1547 01:39:07,442 --> 01:39:12,790 ♪ Let's enjoy it while we can 1548 01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:15,834 ♪ Won't you help me share my load? 1549 01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:18,036 ♪ Help me share my load 1550 01:39:18,119 --> 01:39:20,963 ♪ From the dark end of the street 1551 01:39:21,038 --> 01:39:24,087 ♪ To the bright side of the road ♪ 1552 01:39:50,593 --> 01:39:52,954 .srt.HI Subtitles Dan4Jem XI.AD.MMXII