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Thank you.

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 Would anyone
else like to share?

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I'm Tammy.

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Hi, Tammy.

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Hi.

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Things have been okay.

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Yeah. Um...

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Still really hoping
to get a bigger car.

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It's one of our goals for TSDY.

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Uh, sorry.

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Um... try something
different year.

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It's like a thing
we found online.

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We decided to try it
out once I got better.

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Um...

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Uh...

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I've been cancer-free
for 12 months.

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But, um...

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You know, I still just
live with the terror

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that it's gonna come back.

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It's not coming back.

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He always says
that, but, you know,

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I just have a lot of anxiety.

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Focusing on my
business really helps.

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Um...

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My friend Devin
makes me laugh hard.

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So...

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Devin?

28
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Yeah, my ex. The firefighter.

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Um, rekindling that
friendship has...

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it's really helped me.

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You know, community
is so important.

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But I worry.

33
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Will I ever see my son graduate?

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Will I ever orgasm again?

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Sorry. This is, uh,
not so exciting,

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but this group really
helps, so, thank you.

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Craig...

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Anything you wanna share?

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Everything is really awesome.

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Tammy deserves a parade.

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And I'm orgasming fine.

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I'll share, I'll share.

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Um... this has been
a great week for me.

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Craig.

45
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The mailman screwed up again.

46
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Can you bring the package
to the neighbor's?

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Craig Waterman. Yeah.

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Yeah. I'm in the car now.

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Actually, I'm in
the parking lot.

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I'll be up there in two seconds.

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Perfect. Perfect.
Perfect. Bye.

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Hello?

53
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Hello?

54
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Hi.

55
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Howdy.

56
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Are you Austin?

57
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Guilty.

58
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Yeah, the, uh...
mailman screwed up.

59
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Uh, I'm down there at the
end of the block there.

60
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Oh, with the for sale sign?

61
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Yeah. About to leave
the neighborhood.

62
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It's a bummer. Wish
I could've gotten

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to know you, but
yeah we're leaving.

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Sorry about this.

65
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Oh, not your fault.

66
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Some mailman idiot
always messes up.

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Well, it's gonna
happen, I guess.

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Yeah. I didn't open it
or look or anything.

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I know that that's illegal.

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Oh. Thank you.

71
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Yep. No worries.

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Hey, I didn't catch
your name, by the way.

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Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman.

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Stay curious, Craig Waterman.

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You too, Austin.

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Full mug coming through here.

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Careful, careful,
careful. Full mug.

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Hey, java king!

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Fuckin' moron.

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Nicholas from Serotonin
Solutions. Sam is on.

81
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How was everyone's weekend?

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I need to get a bigger car.

83
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I know. Let's sell
the house first.

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I can't fit this stuff.

85
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Look what happened,
it fell over.

86
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Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang.

87
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Hi.

88
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You didn't steal
anything, did you?

89
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House has got good bones, right?

90
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Sorry my wife's
stuff is everywhere.

91
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Yeah.

92
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A beautiful neighborhood too.

93
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Nice people there.
Really good people there.

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You have a good day.

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Awesome.

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Shit.

97
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Didn't even fucking talk to me.

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Can you put that in the front?

99
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Like, try and find a spot?

100
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I don't know where to put it.

101
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Yes, yes, yes. Ah,
I got water on me!

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Stevie...

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can you pass me that, please?

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Super beautiful.

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Thank you.

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What are those?

107
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Oh, honey. The new
neighbor Austin.

108
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He brought these
over for us earlier.

109
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He also invited you
over for a drink

110
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at 8:00 tonight.
I said you'd go.

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You don't know my schedule.

112
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You sit there every night.

113
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It might be nice to have a pal,

114
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you know, a bud.

115
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Hello, Tammy's florals,
Steven speaking.

116
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Just welcome him to
the neighborhood.

117
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There's a new Marvel out.

118
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It's supposed to be nuts.

119
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We should go see that.

120
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Oh... my ex-boyfriend Devin,

121
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he invited me out
for a drink tonight.

122
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Thank you so much.

123
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Okay. Two Luna
arrangements for a 90th.

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Extra lavender.

125
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Stevie, your mom's
abandoning us.

126
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It's just you and I.

127
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We gotta go see
that Marvel tonight.

128
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I already saw
it. It's sorta...

129
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Ah! Don't spoil it.
Do not spoil it.

130
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What's going on?

131
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Honey.

132
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Please don't go out
with this fucking

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dumb clown tonight.

134
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You and I, we'll go
see this new Marvel.

135
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People are saying
it's actually nuts.

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It's driving people crazy.

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It's nacho, nacho time!

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Never...

139
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Never underestimate the nacho.

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Yummy. Oh, good work.

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Mwah.

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Delicious, huh?
Anyway, I gotta go.

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But I love you.

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Have fun.

145
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See you later. Thank you.

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You guys kiss each
other on the lips?

147
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Honey.

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Go.

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Err...

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Hmm.

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Oh, you know, I, uh...

152
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I actually got those speed
bumps put in on our street.

153
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Yeah. It was a
frickin' nightmare

154
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dealing with the city.

155
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But now the whole neighborhood's
not a goddamn racetrack.

156
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Well, thank you.

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Welcome.

158
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Well, what do you
do for a living?

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Well, I dabble in a
few things, but, uh...

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I pay those
criminals at the bank

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by covering the weather
for Channel Three.

162
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You're a weatherman?

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I usually work evenings,
but I got tonight off.

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I knew you looked familiar.

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That's so awesome.

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What do you do for a living?

167
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I work for a company called
Universal Digital Innovations.

168
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We work with clients
who are trying to make

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their products
more habit forming.

170
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I work with apps, specifically.

171
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Like...

172
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trying to get people
addicted to products?

173
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Uh... we prefer to use
the term "habit forming".

174
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It appeals to the most
primal aspects of the brain.

175
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So when the person tries
to detach themselves

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from the product, they
become extremely displeased

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and they just continue using it.

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Fucking brutal.

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Yeah, it's brutal.

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I got a product you might like.

181
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Alright.

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Porno mag?

183
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Better.

184
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Look familiar?

185
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Just a box from my yard.

186
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What's this?

187
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That's a 400,000-year-old
stone hand axe

188
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carved by Homo Erectus.

189
00:10:01,662 --> 00:10:05,492
These are the first
human objects ever made.

190
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,060
You're holding the very
same tool that some

191
00:10:09,147 --> 00:10:13,325
ancient person held on
in East African Savannah.

192
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As they paused in
awe to watch the land

193
00:10:18,374 --> 00:10:22,857
swallow the burning
golden ball in the sky.

194
00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,347
Whoa, buddy.

195
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,914
Oh!

196
00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:38,307
Oh!

197
00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:40,222
Shoot! Uh...

198
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

199
00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:44,487
I am so sorry.
This never... oh!

200
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Fuck.

201
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,664
Let's go somewhere.

202
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:48,883
Uh...

203
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It's a school night for me.

204
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,277
I'll get you a clean shirt.

205
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,413
Okay.

206
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,110
Alright.

207
00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:15,213
What's here?

208
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,824
Come on, come on.

209
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,436
This way.

210
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:28,879
Quick!

211
00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,620
Before the pigs see us.

212
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,397
It's the Aqueduct.

213
00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,268
It was built in 1837.

214
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,793
Look at this. It
connects the entire city.

215
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,316
Oh my God.

216
00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:16,231
Aw, fuck!

217
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,668
I got stuff all over me.

218
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,888
Ah, it looks like
OVD's gonna get

219
00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,803
a little bit more of my money.

220
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,239
OV what?

221
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,719
Ocean View Dining.

222
00:12:25,806 --> 00:12:28,069
It's the only clothes
that fit me just right.

223
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,505
-Oh. Wow.
-Yeah.

224
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:30,462
Looks good.

225
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,855
Yeah, this is all OVD.

226
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,814
-Nice.
-All this is. Yeah.

227
00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:35,032
Alright.

228
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:36,556
They even make food.

229
00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:41,996
This way.

230
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,010
Alright.

231
00:12:58,273 --> 00:12:59,709
There you go.

232
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,102
Come on. You got it.

233
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,366
Grab my hand.

234
00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:06,455
There you go. There you go.

235
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:08,936
You okay? You got it.

236
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,328
Pull up, pull up. Pull up.

237
00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:14,768
-There you go.
-Oh...

238
00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:15,812
You okay?

239
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:16,944
-You alright?
-Yeah.

240
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,207
Alright.

241
00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:21,339
-Nice job.
-Thank you.

242
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:25,387
What's wrong?

243
00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,084
Lost my shoe.

244
00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,391
Oh.

245
00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:32,394
Ah, we'll get it on
the way back. Come on.

246
00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:40,445
This is so cool.

247
00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:43,013
Yeah, there's a way into
the building through here.

248
00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:55,765
Oh my God!

249
00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:57,854
Oh... I thought
that was a guy.

250
00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:00,204
Where the hell are we?

251
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,902
City Hall. Come on.

252
00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:03,381
What?

253
00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:10,998
Oh.

254
00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,393
It's a normal ciggie,
it's not cannabis.

255
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,352
Oh. Excellent.

256
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,442
Oh, hey.

257
00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:22,836
My band's playing
tomorrow night.

258
00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:23,967
Bring Tammy.

259
00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:25,752
Your frickin' band?
You're in a band?

260
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,623
Yeah, it's gonna be a big show.

261
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:30,582
Hopefully my boss
doesn't make me work.

262
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,975
I tell ya...

263
00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:34,499
I am so over nightly
news. I wanna do mornings.

264
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,371
Why don't you just ask?

265
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,461
I wanted my own office at work.

266
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:40,636
I just asked.

267
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:43,117
Did you get it?

268
00:14:43,204 --> 00:14:44,945
Eat in there alone
every single day.

269
00:14:45,032 --> 00:14:47,077
I can eat whatever
the hell I want.

270
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,036
Something big and messy.

271
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:52,256
Something really embarrassing
I don't want anybody to see.

272
00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:53,997
Something that stinks.

273
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,392
All you gotta do is ask.

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00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:01,875
You'll be on the list
tomorrow night, rock star.

275
00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:04,138
I'll be there, rock star.

276
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:05,922
Alright.

277
00:15:07,445 --> 00:15:09,056
Ehh.

278
00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:10,971
You crack me up.

279
00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:13,060
-I do?
-You crack me up.

280
00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:15,192
Yeah!

281
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,498
Yeah!

282
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,463
Alright, friends. That's it.

283
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,070
That's our national forecast.

284
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,767
Take care of
yourselves out there.

285
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,638
We'll see you tomorrow night.

286
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,554
I'm not clicking anything.

287
00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:32,557
I think my clicker
ran out of batteries.

288
00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,778
I tell ya, sometimes I feel
like I've run out of batteries.

289
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,519
I gotta go change my double A's.

290
00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:39,129
See ya tomorrow night.

291
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,702
Alright. How y'all doing?

292
00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:50,924
Sorry about the tie,
I just got off work.

293
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,535
We're Mayor Nichols Sucks.

294
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,234
This song goes out
to my wife, Bianca.

295
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,068
♪ I just want to
enter the night ♪

296
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,942
♪ Cut the dark
open with a knife ♪

297
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,988
♪ Out there's the
courage to fight ♪

298
00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:42,889
I feel like we need
to add something

299
00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:45,761
that makes the user feel
expressed or judged.

300
00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:48,982
So they keep coming back to
use it over and over again.

301
00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:51,332
Like... like here.
You see the...

302
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:52,812
they have the key
emoji down there.

303
00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:54,422
See that key?

304
00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:57,294
Someone named Austin Neighbor
Weatherman is calling you.

305
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,167
One second. Pardon me.

306
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:03,170
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey Craigy, whatcha up to?

307
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:05,650
Just boring old crap, really.

308
00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,304
I hear you.

309
00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:10,307
Hey, quick question: You up
for going on an adventure?

310
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,309
-When?
-When? Right now.

311
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,615
-Right now?
-Yes.

312
00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:15,617
Smooth cap.

313
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,837
Forked gills along the stipe.

314
00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:20,448
Throw that on your grill
with a little butter...

315
00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:22,102
got yourself a meal.

316
00:17:22,189 --> 00:17:23,668
Go on, smell it.

317
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:26,933
Oh, wow. That's vanilla.

318
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,456
You know...

319
00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,545
I can't stop thinking
about your band.

320
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,852
That's so fucking amazing.

321
00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:34,418
Thanks, bud.

322
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,855
You play anything?

323
00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:38,683
Nah, I always wanted to
play drums, but just...

324
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,076
Didn't.

325
00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,599
Get yourself a set. We'll jam.

326
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,688
Play some punk
music or something.

327
00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:46,430
It isn't about
how well you play.

328
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,693
It's about how
passionate you are.

329
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,261
Oh, wow. Drums.

330
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,133
Yeah. Well.

331
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,265
What color would I get?

332
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,789
I guess it probably
doesn't matter what col...

333
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,012
Well, actually it
might matter...

334
00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:00,967
Oh shit! Oh shit!

335
00:18:01,054 --> 00:18:02,794
Help! Help me! Help me!

336
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,100
Oh my God, help!

337
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:04,927
I got you.

338
00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:07,016
Oh, Jesus!

339
00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,714
What the hell?

340
00:18:09,801 --> 00:18:12,021
Well, looks like
Ocean View Dining's

341
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,370
gonna get more of your money.

342
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:17,853
Yeah. Honestly though,
their new fall collection,

343
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,028
it looks superb.

344
00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,856
I'm really excited about it.

345
00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:23,859
Oh shit, my phone!

346
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:26,340
Oh, fuck! My phone!

347
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,473
Can... can you call
it? Can you call it?

348
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,388
Can't. I don't have a phone.

349
00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,999
Are you insane?

350
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:35,218
I'm looking at a
free man right now.

351
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,178
Come on.

352
00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:45,272
Look at this.

353
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,447
Oh...

354
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,405
-Yeah.
-Crap.

355
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:50,059
Oh, look at this.

356
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,106
Oh man, that's cherry.

357
00:18:53,193 --> 00:18:54,281
Whoa!

358
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,499
Oh, yeah.

359
00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,111
This is my dream car.

360
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,418
I hope you get it one day.

361
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,768
This thing is absolutely cherry.

362
00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,118
Yeah.

363
00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,424
Well, it might happen
sooner than you think.

364
00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:08,730
I took your advice.

365
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,776
They offered me the
morning news slot.

366
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:13,213
Oh my God!

367
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,866
-Really?
-Yep.

368
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,912
Congratulations! Holy crap.

369
00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,479
Thank you, buddy. Truly.

370
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,133
Now, if I get this stupid car,

371
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,961
you're going for the first ride.

372
00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,527
I promise. You're good luck.

373
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,573
I'm good luck.

374
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,053
Yes, you are.

375
00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:33,755
I can see the future.

376
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,284
It is full of pals.

377
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,157
My husband!

378
00:19:44,244 --> 00:19:46,637
Somebody help us, please!

379
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,074
Helping pals.

380
00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,815
I got you, buddy.

381
00:19:57,474 --> 00:19:58,736
Thank you, Craig.

382
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,957
Oh, it's so cold out there.

383
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,829
And being a boss.

384
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:06,440
Civilization has collapsed.

385
00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:08,964
But Craig has led
us to the future.

386
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:10,313
To Craig!

387
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,532
To Craig!

388
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:16,145
The neighborhood would be
a racetrack without you.

389
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,070
I'm on the edge of life...

390
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,508
and the view is gorgeous.

391
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,089
What the...

392
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,352
what are you doing?

393
00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:52,312
Can I wake you up with a lick?

394
00:20:53,139 --> 00:20:54,879
-A lick?
-Yeah.

395
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:56,751
-Is the door locked?
-Yeah.

396
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,752
-Yeah.
-Okay.

397
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,232
Something's burning!

398
00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:01,495
-Fuck!
-Something's burning?

399
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:15,813
What did you do?

400
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,294
I hope you like wild
mushrooms on toast, honey.

401
00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:21,167
What?

402
00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:22,516
What?

403
00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:24,387
Seriously, what
happened? What'd you do?

404
00:21:24,474 --> 00:21:25,910
Nothing.

405
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:29,262
Good morning.

406
00:21:29,349 --> 00:21:30,654
You like this?

407
00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:31,916
-Punk?
-Yeah.

408
00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:33,875
-Oh yeah, I like punk.
-Fuck yeah.

409
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,442
You don't listen to music.

410
00:21:35,529 --> 00:21:37,400
Yeah, I do. I listen to punk.

411
00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:39,359
I even took a walk this morning.

412
00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:41,926
Got up. Went for a full walk.

413
00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:44,146
Picked some of those
flowers right there.

414
00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,062
-You made these?
-Yeah.

415
00:21:48,237 --> 00:21:49,891
Oh shit, tastes like McDonald's.

416
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:52,372
I love it. So good.

417
00:21:52,459 --> 00:21:54,591
-Thanks.
-Okay, I'll see you guys.

418
00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:55,853
-Love you.
-Love you.

419
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,594
Austin invited me to hang out

420
00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:59,640
with some of his
buddies tonight.

421
00:21:59,727 --> 00:22:01,424
They seem like pretty cool guys.

422
00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:03,078
Wow, honey.

423
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,530
Hey, how are you?

424
00:22:20,617 --> 00:22:22,880
I'm Craig. Austin invited me.

425
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,447
Oh, there he is!

426
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,232
Alright. Hey, guys.

427
00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:29,191
This is my neighbor,
Craig. He's the best.

428
00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,846
Hey, hey! To the new
morning weatherman!

429
00:22:34,109 --> 00:22:35,980
This is the life!

430
00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,464
I'll drink to that,
I'll drink to that.

431
00:22:37,547 --> 00:22:38,940
I appreciate you.

432
00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,376
It's great to talk
to you, Chris.

433
00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,248
Hey, I'm gonna
grab another brew.

434
00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:44,428
Alright. Yeah, for sure.
I'll see you inside, alright.

435
00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:45,555
Yeah.

436
00:22:48,384 --> 00:22:49,516
You're smart.

437
00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:52,171
You have a good job.

438
00:22:52,258 --> 00:22:54,347
There's nothing to
be nervous about.

439
00:22:54,434 --> 00:22:55,609
Just be yourself.

440
00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,611
You're a frickin' prince.

441
00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:15,498
You okay?

442
00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:17,718
Thought it was open.

443
00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:20,024
You... you hit that hard.

444
00:23:20,111 --> 00:23:21,809
Can I use your
restroom really fast?

445
00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:34,125
So how'd y'all meet?

446
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,666
That reminds me, Zed
ran into me at the mall

447
00:23:52,753 --> 00:23:54,189
and I was all stressed out.

448
00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:56,887
I was buying a bra
for my daughter.

449
00:23:56,974 --> 00:23:59,238
She's 13 and she's
already a size C.

450
00:23:59,325 --> 00:24:01,631
And, uh... you know,
I was just spiraling.

451
00:24:01,718 --> 00:24:05,722
But I just... I see the
way that guys look at her.

452
00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,507
You know, I'm
just... I'm scared.

453
00:24:08,203 --> 00:24:10,379
I'm sorry you're going
through that, man.

454
00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:12,294
You know we're here
for you anytime, right?

455
00:24:12,381 --> 00:24:14,644
Sheila's lucky to
have a dad like you.

456
00:24:14,731 --> 00:24:15,689
Yeah.

457
00:24:15,776 --> 00:24:17,081
Yeah, man.

458
00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:21,521
♪ Boy, you should
know that... ♪

459
00:24:22,435 --> 00:24:26,526
♪ I've got you on my mind.

460
00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:29,964
♪ Your secret admirer.

461
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,446
♪ I've been watching you.

462
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:38,059
♪ At night I think of you.

463
00:24:38,146 --> 00:24:41,889
♪ I want to be your baby.

464
00:24:41,976 --> 00:24:46,023
♪ If your game is on,
give me a call, boo. ♪

465
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,897
♪ If your love is strong,
gonna give my all to you. ♪

466
00:24:49,984 --> 00:24:52,900
♪ At night I think of you.

467
00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:56,382
♪ I want to be your ba...

468
00:25:05,216 --> 00:25:07,088
Alright. Who's
next? Who's next?

469
00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:08,829
Oh! Let's get the
new guy in there.

470
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,004
Hey.

471
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,135
Get him, Craig. Hit him!

472
00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:13,007
-Come on!
-Get him!

473
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,094
Stay right.

474
00:25:14,704 --> 00:25:16,010
Alright!

475
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,099
Everybody watch out for my face.

476
00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:19,970
Some of us have calls
with CEOs tomorrow.

477
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,843
Got a big shot in the house.

478
00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:24,932
-Focus.
-Come on, Craig!

479
00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:26,107
Alright. Alright.

480
00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:28,457
-To a good match.
-Yeah, heavyweights!

481
00:25:28,544 --> 00:25:29,415
Ding, ding!

482
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:32,418
Oh! The first punch. Damn!

483
00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:33,854
You okay? You alright, Craig?

484
00:25:34,942 --> 00:25:36,900
You alright, buddy? You okay?

485
00:25:36,987 --> 00:25:37,814
-Yeah.
-Alright.

486
00:25:37,901 --> 00:25:39,033
-Yeah.
-Sorry about that.

487
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,078
Let's both try to
be a little safer.

488
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,167
-Absolutely.
-Excellent.

489
00:25:43,254 --> 00:25:45,039
-You and me fight okay.
-Yes, yes.

490
00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,301
-Friend to friend.
-Friend.

491
00:25:46,388 --> 00:25:47,781
Here we go. Alright.

492
00:25:47,868 --> 00:25:49,090
-Let's go, Craig.
-Ding, ding, ding.

493
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,044
Like you did the last time.

494
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,785
Yeah.

495
00:25:51,872 --> 00:25:54,095
-You didn't want that.
-Hands up. Hands up.

496
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,052
Oh... this fight's over.

497
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,314
Fuck!

498
00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:00,750
Oh... you alright? Oh, my God.

499
00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:02,452
This guy can't take it,
Austin. You gotta stop.

500
00:26:02,535 --> 00:26:03,753
Okay, great.

501
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,060
Maybe you should sit
this one out then, Craig.

502
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,584
Sorry about that.
You're okay. Alright.

503
00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:09,933
Anyone else wanna go?

504
00:26:12,762 --> 00:26:15,112
-What the fuck, man?
-Winner!

505
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,201
Winner!

506
00:26:17,288 --> 00:26:18,855
You knocked him out, idiot.

507
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,553
-Easy, easy, easy.
-Nah, he's good.

508
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,554
Guys, help him up.

509
00:26:21,641 --> 00:26:23,077
No, you're good. He's solid.

510
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,165
He's good.

511
00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:25,514
Hey, am I bleeding at all?

512
00:26:25,601 --> 00:26:27,908
What the fuck is wrong
with you, jackass?

513
00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:30,040
Cheap shot bullshit. That
was fucking bullshit.

514
00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:31,607
-Sucker punch!
-What the fuck?

515
00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:33,174
It's alright. Let's
get these off.

516
00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:35,176
There we go. Take this off.

517
00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:37,308
Okay. Easy, easy, easy.

518
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,614
-I'm okay.
-You good?

519
00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:39,963
Yeah, yeah.

520
00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:43,445
I think, uh... I think
maybe, uh... uh...

521
00:26:43,532 --> 00:26:45,578
we call it on boxing
for tonight, huh?

522
00:26:47,971 --> 00:26:49,320
Hey...

523
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:50,626
look...

524
00:26:52,106 --> 00:26:53,542
I know my punishment.

525
00:26:54,282 --> 00:26:56,153
I know my punishment.

526
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,068
I messed up.

527
00:27:01,158 --> 00:27:02,725
I'm a bad boy.

528
00:27:04,901 --> 00:27:06,337
I'm sorry.

529
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,948
What'd I do?

530
00:27:08,035 --> 00:27:10,385
What did I do?

531
00:27:16,696 --> 00:27:19,002
I'm such a bad boy.

532
00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:22,223
I'm sorry.

533
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,530
I'm really sorry.

534
00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,192
Alright. I gotta go home now.

535
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,585
Yeah, me too.

536
00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:38,457
He's gonna call his...

537
00:27:38,544 --> 00:27:39,588
Alright. Yeah, yeah.

538
00:27:39,675 --> 00:27:41,198
You sure? Are you okay?

539
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,157
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-You call somebody.

540
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,550
I'm okay. I'm alright.

541
00:27:44,637 --> 00:27:45,725
Just watch your back.

542
00:27:45,812 --> 00:27:46,987
Watch out for this guy.

543
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,467
Yeah, thanks.

544
00:27:49,729 --> 00:27:52,253
-Alright. So long, fellas.
-See ya, man.

545
00:27:56,649 --> 00:27:57,911
Okay.

546
00:27:57,998 --> 00:27:59,521
Sure you know how to get home?

547
00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:01,044
I'll do my best.

548
00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:02,742
-Okay.
-Alright.

549
00:28:03,394 --> 00:28:06,354
Hey, man. Nice job,
you fucking cock.

550
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:10,793
Alright.

551
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,739
You've reached
Austin and Bianca,

552
00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:45,567
you know what to do.

553
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,361
And with us today is
our newest edition

554
00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,276
to the Rise and Shine family.

555
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,105
He's someone you're probably
already familiar with.

556
00:29:02,192 --> 00:29:05,326
Austin Carmichael,
our new meteorologist.

557
00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:06,675
Howdy, folks.

558
00:29:06,762 --> 00:29:08,198
Happy to be her.

559
00:29:08,285 --> 00:29:09,983
Err... here. Happy to be here.

560
00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:13,639
Looks like I could use
another cup of java.

561
00:29:13,726 --> 00:29:15,162
Better make it a big one.

562
00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:16,598
When we come back,

563
00:29:16,685 --> 00:29:18,082
Austin will join us
as we talk with what

564
00:29:18,165 --> 00:29:21,603
some people are calling a
six-year-old Tiger Woods.

565
00:29:26,477 --> 00:29:29,176
Alright, we're back
live in 60 seconds.

566
00:29:29,263 --> 00:29:31,004
Hey man.

567
00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:33,920
Crushed that.
That was awesome.

568
00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:37,184
How'd you... how'd
you get in here?

569
00:29:37,271 --> 00:29:39,186
I have a meeting here.

570
00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:41,710
Who's your meeting with?

571
00:29:41,797 --> 00:29:44,670
Just some dickhead or whatever.

572
00:29:44,757 --> 00:29:46,585
Oh, I have a check for you.

573
00:29:46,672 --> 00:29:48,499
I gotta give it to you
next time we hang out.

574
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,371
Are you wearing makeup?

575
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,112
I'm not gonna tell your wife.

576
00:29:52,199 --> 00:29:53,766
What was up with that stumble?

577
00:29:53,853 --> 00:29:56,507
Oh, uh... yeah.
Sorry about that.

578
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,423
Um... new job jitters.
It won't happen again.

579
00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:01,512
It better fucking not.

580
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,949
This your father?

581
00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:04,864
Uh, no. It's my neighbor.

582
00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:06,822
Not really sure why he's here.

583
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,217
Hey, what are you
doing after this?

584
00:30:10,304 --> 00:30:13,046
I was gonna go to Rick's
Bar and try this new thing.

585
00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,961
They have a SEAL Team Six lunch.

586
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:18,094
I guess that's what the guys
ate after they killed Osama.

587
00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:20,357
It's 22,000 calories.

588
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:23,796
It's got four racks of
ribs, mac and cheese...

589
00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:25,145
Caesar salad.

590
00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,277
Look, it's really
distracting that you're here.

591
00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:28,931
I need to focus. Okay?

592
00:30:29,018 --> 00:30:30,280
Hey, buddy.

593
00:30:30,367 --> 00:30:32,282
Looking good. I like it.

594
00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,502
Oh! You're dressed
as a little doll?

595
00:30:34,589 --> 00:30:37,636
Wanna smoke a cigarette
with us, little doll?

596
00:30:37,723 --> 00:30:40,073
Hey. Look, you
gotta go. Alright?

597
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,727
I'm under a lot
of pressure here.

598
00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:44,164
It's a lot harder than nights.

599
00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:47,384
Just please leave. Thank you.

600
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,125
You have a phone?

601
00:30:49,212 --> 00:30:51,388
Yeah, of course I have a phone.

602
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,698
Back live in 10 seconds.

603
00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:54,565
Let's get Austin on his mark.

604
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,219
I'll hang out with you soon.

605
00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:04,488
And did you wanna
upgrade to the hero plan?

606
00:31:04,575 --> 00:31:06,839
It's unlimited
talk, text and data.

607
00:31:06,926 --> 00:31:10,712
Plus you get one of these
five limited phone cases.

608
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:13,149
Oh. Yeah, definitely.

609
00:31:13,236 --> 00:31:14,542
Yeah, that sounds great.

610
00:31:14,629 --> 00:31:16,936
Uh... I'm gonna
do... oh, Mars Rover.

611
00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:18,198
Oh...

612
00:31:18,285 --> 00:31:19,939
Twins!

613
00:31:24,073 --> 00:31:25,945
Beer drinking time, huh?

614
00:31:26,032 --> 00:31:27,816
Yeah, I mean...
or something else.

615
00:31:27,903 --> 00:31:29,513
Hey, is that, uh...

616
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,994
bar across the plaza any good?

617
00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:33,561
I've never been.

618
00:31:33,648 --> 00:31:35,306
I've seen a few gnarly
fights outside though.

619
00:31:35,389 --> 00:31:37,783
Yeah. I might step over
there and have a sip,

620
00:31:37,870 --> 00:31:40,089
or a few, if you wanna join me.

621
00:31:40,176 --> 00:31:41,090
It'd be cool.

622
00:31:41,177 --> 00:31:42,657
Oh.

623
00:31:42,744 --> 00:31:43,963
I'm 18.

624
00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:45,616
Ugh.

625
00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,924
Teenage girls these
days, they look like

626
00:31:49,011 --> 00:31:50,534
they're 25 years old.

627
00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:52,623
I guess it's the same
with the guys too.

628
00:31:55,801 --> 00:31:57,672
Receipt in the bag?

629
00:31:57,759 --> 00:32:00,153
I'd love a receipt
in the bag, yeah.

630
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,679
Alright.

631
00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:06,202
Oh, and sir...

632
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,683
If you ever want something

633
00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:10,641
a little stronger
than a few drinks...

634
00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:11,991
you let me know.

635
00:32:14,863 --> 00:32:16,560
Stay curious.

636
00:32:20,956 --> 00:32:23,176
You may begin to detach...

637
00:32:23,263 --> 00:32:25,656
from realities you had
claimed as your own.

638
00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:28,703
Are you okay?

639
00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:30,270
Yeah.

640
00:32:31,053 --> 00:32:33,012
A package came for you.

641
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,275
Oh, yes!

642
00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:39,888
Oh my God. Holy shit!

643
00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:42,325
-Ooh, that's exciting.
-Holy shit!

644
00:32:42,412 --> 00:32:44,327
These are fucking awesome!

645
00:32:44,414 --> 00:32:45,807
These for you?

646
00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,200
Oh yeah.

647
00:32:54,511 --> 00:32:57,166
Hey, hey! Is your
better half here?

648
00:32:58,472 --> 00:32:59,995
One moment.

649
00:33:00,866 --> 00:33:01,997
Honey.

650
00:33:02,824 --> 00:33:04,565
There's someone at
the door for you.

651
00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:05,566
It's Craig.

652
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,220
Alright.

653
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,788
Dude.

654
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,312
Check it out.

655
00:33:15,837 --> 00:33:18,448
Wow. You, uh... you
got the expensive ones.

656
00:33:18,535 --> 00:33:20,537
Yeah. I got green to
match your guitar.

657
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,539
-Let's jam.
-Um...

658
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,064
-Whoa. You look awesome!
-Oh, thank you.

659
00:33:25,151 --> 00:33:27,631
Uh... look, uh, Craig...

660
00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:31,287
We had a couple of
really nice hangs,

661
00:33:31,374 --> 00:33:34,290
but I think it best that
we go our separate ways.

662
00:33:36,205 --> 00:33:38,294
Is it 'cause of the
sliding glass door?

663
00:33:38,381 --> 00:33:40,122
I told you I'd
pay for it, buddy.

664
00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,255
No, Friday night
was really strange

665
00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,735
for me and the guys and
I don't wish to continue

666
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,476
this friendship at the moment.

667
00:33:48,478 --> 00:33:50,741
You made me feel too free.

668
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,700
You all accepted
me way too fast.

669
00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:54,397
You can't do that.

670
00:33:54,484 --> 00:33:56,138
People need rules.

671
00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:59,228
I've gotta get to
this Renaissance Fair.

672
00:34:00,447 --> 00:34:02,405
I'm doing a segment for work.

673
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:05,147
Um... much luck
selling the house.

674
00:34:08,498 --> 00:34:10,239
Austin, come on.

675
00:34:51,846 --> 00:34:54,588
Craigy, isn't it beautiful?

676
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,025
Doesn't seeing this
make you certain

677
00:34:57,112 --> 00:34:58,809
that some unknowable
intelligence

678
00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,855
is behind all things?

679
00:35:02,117 --> 00:35:03,597
Thank you, Rebecca.

680
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,295
Uh... my producers
told me that there was

681
00:35:06,382 --> 00:35:08,297
a Renaissance
Festival here today.

682
00:35:08,384 --> 00:35:09,646
And, uh...

683
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,910
clearly I'm the only
one dressed up, so...

684
00:35:11,997 --> 00:35:14,564
it's a fun... fun prank
on the new guy. Ma'am.

685
00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:16,044
Right...

686
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,228
Stevie, come on.

687
00:35:26,315 --> 00:35:28,752
There's nothing over
there. Come here.

688
00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:30,232
Look.

689
00:35:35,455 --> 00:35:37,196
Free food.

690
00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:39,938
That's ancient stuff
you're holding there.

691
00:35:40,025 --> 00:35:44,029
People have been doing this for
hundreds of thousands of years.

692
00:35:44,116 --> 00:35:46,161
Cool, huh? Take a bite.

693
00:35:46,248 --> 00:35:48,859
No. How do you know
they're not poisonous?

694
00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:50,818
I'll show you.

695
00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:56,911
This one needs a little ranch.

696
00:36:06,442 --> 00:36:08,009
This is fun.

697
00:36:10,098 --> 00:36:12,274
Hanging out at the
mall, this is fun.

698
00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:29,552
Got any crushes at school?

699
00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:31,902
Of course. Dad.

700
00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:36,385
That guy on that pig was flying.

701
00:36:36,472 --> 00:36:38,039
What the hell?

702
00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:39,562
That was crazy.

703
00:36:42,217 --> 00:36:43,479
God!

704
00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,438
I told you those mushrooms
were poisonous, Dad.

705
00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:46,874
I told you.

706
00:36:50,704 --> 00:36:52,140
Fuck.

707
00:36:52,227 --> 00:36:54,490
Jesus Christ, there's
fuckin' blood in it.

708
00:37:05,327 --> 00:37:06,676
Couldn't believe that.

709
00:37:06,763 --> 00:37:07,677
You know?

710
00:37:07,764 --> 00:37:08,852
Fuckin' hell, dude.

711
00:37:09,984 --> 00:37:11,725
Fellas.

712
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,292
How we doing?

713
00:37:13,379 --> 00:37:14,902
What's up, man?

714
00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:17,339
We're the smokers,
we're the smokers.

715
00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,386
It was awesome.

716
00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:21,996
Anybody need a light?

717
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,215
Anybody need a light?

718
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:25,608
Good?

719
00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:29,177
Beers at my house this Friday.

720
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,962
Heck yeah. I'll
stock the fridge.

721
00:37:32,572 --> 00:37:34,182
Let's do a boys night.

722
00:37:34,269 --> 00:37:35,618
Can my wife come?

723
00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,581
No, you don't know her.

724
00:37:41,668 --> 00:37:42,451
You never met her.

725
00:37:42,538 --> 00:37:43,583
No, no.

726
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:45,019
No, let's keep it a boy's night.

727
00:37:45,106 --> 00:37:46,499
I gotta call my wife.

728
00:37:46,586 --> 00:37:49,154
Tell her things might
get a little rowdy

729
00:37:49,241 --> 00:37:50,851
this Friday night.

730
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,344
This is a sword.

731
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,911
From Europe, 1700's.

732
00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:09,783
Let me see this thing.

733
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,611
Hey, don't rip it
outta my hands.

734
00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:13,613
It's priceless. Be
careful with that, okay?

735
00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:17,443
Dude, you scare the fuck
outta me, like, so easily.

736
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,054
Imagine.

737
00:38:20,141 --> 00:38:22,012
You're a knight.

738
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,363
Staring out...

739
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,452
at the enemy army coming at you.

740
00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:27,540
Your heart is racing.

741
00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:29,281
Why are you showing
us this thing?

742
00:38:29,368 --> 00:38:31,718
'Cause it's cool. I
collect stuff like that.

743
00:38:31,805 --> 00:38:34,373
It's so small, dude.
It's like... for babies.

744
00:38:35,374 --> 00:38:36,810
This is a sword for babies.

745
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,942
It's not for a baby,
it's for a knight.

746
00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:41,206
It's like when Thanos
drinks the elixir.

747
00:38:42,816 --> 00:38:43,995
Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

748
00:38:44,078 --> 00:38:45,514
I gotta stop you.
I gotta stop you.

749
00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:47,995
This is a, uh, no
Marvel spoiler garage.

750
00:38:48,082 --> 00:38:49,736
Sorry, it's a little rule here.

751
00:38:49,823 --> 00:38:50,998
I apologize.

752
00:38:51,085 --> 00:38:52,782
Dude. When that ship
fucking comes in...

753
00:38:54,219 --> 00:38:55,263
I'm dead serious.

754
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,178
I'm dead serious.
No Marvel spoilers.

755
00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:59,267
-I like to go in fresh, so...
-Alright.

756
00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:01,704
Yeah, yeah. No worries.
No worries. Yeah.

757
00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:04,272
Are those your wife's drums?

758
00:39:04,359 --> 00:39:06,927
That's funny, I already
told you they're mine.

759
00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,364
They look like no one's
touched them, bitch.

760
00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:11,410
Why don't you jam
for us, Coltrane.

761
00:39:11,497 --> 00:39:13,586
Give us a little taste.
Come on, man, don't hide.

762
00:39:13,673 --> 00:39:15,766
Don't use the knife like that.
Don't point the knife at people.

763
00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:22,812
He's like The Hulk, man.

764
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:25,554
Get the fuck out!

765
00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,339
Get the fucking hell outta here.

766
00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:29,645
I said no spoilers.
Let's go. Get up.

767
00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:30,824
We've been here,
like, 40 minutes.

768
00:39:30,907 --> 00:39:32,257
Move, move, move!

769
00:39:55,758 --> 00:39:57,804
Yeah, yeah. There he is.

770
00:39:58,544 --> 00:39:59,936
Jesus Christ.

771
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,764
Craig.

772
00:40:01,851 --> 00:40:04,419
My key card mysteriously
stopped working.

773
00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:07,770
Uh... do you need to change?

774
00:40:07,857 --> 00:40:09,555
-No.
-You sure?

775
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:11,209
Yeah. I've been through worse.

776
00:40:11,296 --> 00:40:13,994
Okay. Well, um...

777
00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,387
we have a new client

778
00:40:15,474 --> 00:40:17,911
that I'm really,
really excited about.

779
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,696
Mr. Mayor... Seth Nichols.

780
00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:23,482
Seth Nichols is about trust.

781
00:40:23,569 --> 00:40:25,658
Now, he wants us
to modernize his

782
00:40:25,745 --> 00:40:26,920
re-election campaign.

783
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:28,530
Make it much more interactive.

784
00:40:28,617 --> 00:40:31,011
Now, Craig... who do
you want on your team?

785
00:40:32,317 --> 00:40:33,492
Besides a towel?

786
00:40:36,451 --> 00:40:39,019
I'll just be a lone wolf
on this one, I think.

787
00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:45,504
Honey.

788
00:40:45,591 --> 00:40:47,245
You're home?

789
00:40:47,332 --> 00:40:49,725
Yeah. I don't trust my
lunch in the work fridge.

790
00:40:49,812 --> 00:40:51,684
I think somebody's
fucking with it.

791
00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:53,168
-Can you help me load these?
-Yeah.

792
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,339
I gotta scarf, though.

793
00:40:54,426 --> 00:40:56,428
I gotta get on a
call with the mayor

794
00:40:56,515 --> 00:40:58,212
about the mayor
thing or whatever.

795
00:40:58,299 --> 00:41:00,345
The mail guy screwed up again.

796
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,659
Craig.

797
00:41:10,746 --> 00:41:11,617
Your nose.

798
00:41:11,704 --> 00:41:12,705
-Oh.
-I've never...

799
00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:13,967
Yeah.

800
00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,838
Never seen you get a
bloody nose before.

801
00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:17,496
No, it's not a big deal,
don't worry about it.

802
00:41:17,579 --> 00:41:19,625
-You okay? Here.
-Yeah, I'm fine.

803
00:41:19,712 --> 00:41:21,540
-Let's get these in.
-Be careful with that.

804
00:41:21,627 --> 00:41:24,499
-Pick it up from the base.
-Yeah, yeah. I gotta go.

805
00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:27,372
I gotta have a fast
lunch. I have a big call.

806
00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:30,418
Honey. I'm sick of struggling,
I need a bigger car.

807
00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:31,550
I gotta go!

808
00:41:31,637 --> 00:41:32,816
You still have
blood on your nose.

809
00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,727
-That's fine, that's fine.
-Wipe it off.

810
00:41:35,684 --> 00:41:37,512
Bye! Bye, bye, bye.

811
00:42:59,986 --> 00:43:01,161
Ah...

812
00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:03,293
Motherfucker.

813
00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,931
Hey, hey.

814
00:44:59,018 --> 00:45:01,150
Putting you through
with the mayor's office.

815
00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:02,543
Jen's on.

816
00:45:02,630 --> 00:45:03,940
Joanna and Monkey
See Inc. are on.

817
00:45:04,023 --> 00:45:05,546
Barry from Digitonis.

818
00:45:05,633 --> 00:45:08,288
Craig Waterman is on.

819
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,855
So, Craig... before we start,

820
00:45:09,942 --> 00:45:11,683
I wanna clear something up.

821
00:45:11,770 --> 00:45:15,208
Austin? Honey?

822
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:16,688
Hello?

823
00:45:16,775 --> 00:45:18,080
Craig? Hello?

824
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,429
Hello, hello.

825
00:45:21,257 --> 00:45:24,522
It's the craziest thing that
you don't have a cell phone.

826
00:45:24,609 --> 00:45:26,219
Somebody knocked on the door.

827
00:45:27,176 --> 00:45:28,395
Hey, baby.

828
00:45:29,178 --> 00:45:30,571
Come snuggle.

829
00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:31,790
Are you there?

830
00:45:31,877 --> 00:45:33,182
It's nap time.

831
00:45:33,269 --> 00:45:35,184
Did we lose Craig?
Is Craig there?

832
00:45:35,271 --> 00:45:37,186
Chad from Dopamine
Unlimited is on.

833
00:45:38,057 --> 00:45:39,711
He's not responding

834
00:45:39,798 --> 00:45:41,630
'cause he probably doesn't
have his cell phone.

835
00:45:41,713 --> 00:45:43,105
-Craig?
-Yeah.

836
00:45:43,192 --> 00:45:44,803
There you are.

837
00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:47,675
For a short period, I didn't
have a phone, as an experiment.

838
00:45:47,762 --> 00:45:49,329
Where would you like to start?

839
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,810
That is really brave
of you, that is crazy.

840
00:45:51,897 --> 00:45:55,248
I cannot imagine. I'm looking
at this thing constantly.

841
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,379
Uh-huh.

842
00:45:58,164 --> 00:46:00,079
Hello?

843
00:46:08,217 --> 00:46:10,698
Craig? Hey.

844
00:46:10,785 --> 00:46:13,048
I tried calling you. I need
you to go to the store.

845
00:46:13,135 --> 00:46:15,050
I had a nuts day.

846
00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:16,878
No, honey.

847
00:46:16,965 --> 00:46:18,314
Tonight...

848
00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,969
it's Austin and Bianca's
housewarming thing.

849
00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:22,580
I need you to get some things.

850
00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:23,798
That's tonight?

851
00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:26,061
Maybe I can borrow
some things from them?

852
00:46:26,148 --> 00:46:27,628
Do you have their number?

853
00:46:27,715 --> 00:46:29,108
Uh... yeah... I'll call 'em.

854
00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:30,675
What do you need?

855
00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:33,939
Um, I need vanilla extract.
I need brown sugar.

856
00:46:34,026 --> 00:46:37,072
If they have powdered sugar
that'd be really great.

857
00:46:42,904 --> 00:46:45,124
Hey Austin, what's going on?

858
00:46:45,211 --> 00:46:47,866
Yeah, yeah. We're about
to head over, actually.

859
00:46:48,823 --> 00:46:50,216
Oh.

860
00:46:50,303 --> 00:46:52,131
Oh, for real?

861
00:46:52,218 --> 00:46:54,046
Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

862
00:46:55,656 --> 00:46:58,616
Yeah, I actually, uh, have
a bad case myself right now.

863
00:46:59,704 --> 00:47:01,749
No worries at all.
No worries at all.

864
00:47:01,836 --> 00:47:02,968
Yeah.

865
00:47:03,055 --> 00:47:04,752
Okay, we'll...

866
00:47:04,839 --> 00:47:06,580
Okay, we'll talk to you soon.

867
00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:07,973
Bye.

868
00:47:10,323 --> 00:47:11,846
I guess Bianca came down

869
00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:13,631
with a really bad
case of diarrhea.

870
00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:15,458
Oh God.

871
00:47:15,545 --> 00:47:16,938
Yeah.

872
00:47:17,025 --> 00:47:19,462
Maybe I should make
her some chicken broth.

873
00:47:19,549 --> 00:47:20,899
I wouldn't do that.

874
00:47:20,986 --> 00:47:22,770
It'd probably just
rip right through her.

875
00:47:22,857 --> 00:47:24,467
Let's just invite people over.

876
00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:26,426
Maybe Devin's available.

877
00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:28,167
Devin?

878
00:47:30,691 --> 00:47:32,562
Do you ever listen?

879
00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:05,726
Hey.

880
00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:06,945
Hey!

881
00:48:07,032 --> 00:48:09,034
Turn those burners off.

882
00:48:09,121 --> 00:48:10,557
We're going on an adventure.

883
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,048
Craig. Absolutely not.

884
00:48:29,445 --> 00:48:32,187
This was built in 1837.

885
00:48:32,274 --> 00:48:35,321
Goes all over the city.
It's called an aqueduct.

886
00:48:35,408 --> 00:48:37,018
-Is this piss?
-Some of it.

887
00:48:37,105 --> 00:48:39,064
Wait...

888
00:48:39,891 --> 00:48:41,283
Yes, this is it. This is it.

889
00:48:41,370 --> 00:48:42,807
This is it. Yes!

890
00:48:46,419 --> 00:48:48,203
Oh, my God.

891
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:52,991
Are we lost?

892
00:48:53,078 --> 00:48:55,384
No, no, no. This way.

893
00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,692
-Craig, there's a bat.
-Where?

894
00:48:58,779 --> 00:49:01,390
-Right there!
-Alright. Let's go this way.

895
00:49:01,477 --> 00:49:03,697
We're not going that way,
so that's not a problem.

896
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,308
Who showed you this?

897
00:49:06,395 --> 00:49:08,571
I found it myself. Come on.

898
00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:11,487
Seriously, who showed you
this place? Was it Austin?

899
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,446
No, I found it. Come on.

900
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,799
You go up here and
there's some really...

901
00:49:14,882 --> 00:49:16,540
-I'm not going up there.
-beautiful shit...

902
00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:18,625
-I wanna go home!
-The bat's back there.

903
00:49:18,712 --> 00:49:20,583
I don't wanna walk
by that bat again.

904
00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:21,889
Come on. There you go.

905
00:49:21,976 --> 00:49:23,238
There you go. Go, go, go!

906
00:49:23,325 --> 00:49:25,197
Perfect. Perfect.

907
00:49:28,809 --> 00:49:30,332
Okay, this is
insane. I wanna go.

908
00:49:30,419 --> 00:49:31,638
Help me down.

909
00:49:31,725 --> 00:49:33,379
Christ almighty.

910
00:49:33,466 --> 00:49:35,511
Can you just give this a chance?

911
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:39,994
You're always complaining
that we don't do anything new.

912
00:49:40,081 --> 00:49:41,996
Well, we're here now.

913
00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:45,870
You're healthy...
and we're here now.

914
00:49:46,522 --> 00:49:48,002
So... Jesus!

915
00:49:48,089 --> 00:49:52,093
Just go ahead and I'll
catch up to you in a sec.

916
00:50:00,710 --> 00:50:02,321
Thank you.

917
00:50:03,975 --> 00:50:05,150
Okay.

918
00:50:09,197 --> 00:50:11,243
Shit!

919
00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:13,375
Where the fuck is it?

920
00:50:13,462 --> 00:50:14,594
Fuck it.

921
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:23,995
Oh, God damn it.

922
00:50:30,175 --> 00:50:33,352
Don't worry, honey.
We're really close.

923
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,404
Tammy?

924
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:44,842
Tammy?

925
00:50:46,104 --> 00:50:48,846
Tammy, where are you?
Where did you go?

926
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:50,891
Tammy.

927
00:50:50,978 --> 00:50:52,632
Tammy!

928
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,373
Tammy!

929
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:57,071
Tammy!!!

930
00:51:13,305 --> 00:51:14,353
Please hang up...

931
00:51:14,436 --> 00:51:16,308
No!

932
00:51:18,963 --> 00:51:19,833
My phone!

933
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,400
Where the fuck is it?

934
00:51:22,314 --> 00:51:23,271
Fuck!

935
00:51:27,972 --> 00:51:31,845
Tammy!

936
00:51:36,197 --> 00:51:37,899
We are currently
cruising at an altitude

937
00:51:37,982 --> 00:51:39,244
of 1,000 feet,

938
00:51:39,331 --> 00:51:42,987
at an air speed of
4100 miles per hour.

939
00:51:43,074 --> 00:51:44,249
400 miles. Err...

940
00:51:44,336 --> 00:51:45,946
You make me a little
nervous sometimes.

941
00:51:46,033 --> 00:51:47,643
Are you still there?

942
00:51:57,566 --> 00:52:00,787
...The weather is pleasant with
light turbulence here and there.

943
00:52:02,006 --> 00:52:03,311
I need to use the phone.

944
00:52:03,398 --> 00:52:04,969
I'm in the middle of
something, let me finish.

945
00:52:05,052 --> 00:52:06,749
I need to use the phone, Stevie.

946
00:52:12,103 --> 00:52:13,495
What the hell is going on?

947
00:52:13,582 --> 00:52:15,845
-Sir, do you live here?
-Austin?

948
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,674
How's the party going, bud?

949
00:52:19,632 --> 00:52:22,330
We had to cancel it
'cause someone broke in.

950
00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:24,767
I don't know, so why
don't you tell me, bud?

951
00:52:24,854 --> 00:52:26,508
What the hell's
going on with him?

952
00:52:26,595 --> 00:52:27,644
Sir, are you the
primary resident?

953
00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:31,470
Jesus! Yes, I am.
What is this about?

954
00:52:31,557 --> 00:52:33,298
We had a break-in
down the street.

955
00:52:33,385 --> 00:52:35,474
The dog picked up a
scent that led here.

956
00:52:35,561 --> 00:52:39,086
You think my house got broken
into by the same person? What?

957
00:52:39,173 --> 00:52:40,783
You broke into my house!

958
00:52:40,870 --> 00:52:43,003
Hey! Hold him
back. Do your job.

959
00:52:43,090 --> 00:52:44,309
You broke into my house!

960
00:52:44,396 --> 00:52:45,745
What do I pay taxes for?

961
00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:47,225
Hold him!

962
00:52:47,312 --> 00:52:49,575
Are you and your sons the
only ones who live here?

963
00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:53,492
My wife does too.

964
00:52:53,579 --> 00:52:55,624
-Was she here today?
-She's here all day.

965
00:52:55,711 --> 00:52:57,191
Can we speak to her?

966
00:52:57,278 --> 00:52:59,019
-She's not here.
-Where is she?

967
00:53:00,412 --> 00:53:02,022
She's in the sewer.

968
00:53:03,589 --> 00:53:05,547
What? What'd you say?

969
00:53:06,592 --> 00:53:09,203
-She's where?
-I said she's in the sewer.

970
00:53:16,036 --> 00:53:18,125
And what happened next?

971
00:53:18,212 --> 00:53:20,127
We were trying to
go to City Hall.

972
00:53:20,214 --> 00:53:23,087
You can get there through
the basement. Right?

973
00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:25,263
Well, yeah, but
it's... it's tricky.

974
00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:27,395
Why'd you come down
here on your own?

975
00:53:27,482 --> 00:53:29,093
Attempted trespassing.

976
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:31,486
No, it's not trespassing.
It's adventure.

977
00:53:31,573 --> 00:53:33,271
I was showing my
wife a fun night.

978
00:53:33,358 --> 00:53:34,794
We beat cancer.

979
00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:37,362
How you doing? You
look really good.

980
00:53:37,449 --> 00:53:39,973
I know these pipes. Do you
mind if I take the lead?

981
00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:41,931
-You know the pipes?
-I do.

982
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,368
I explore.

983
00:53:43,455 --> 00:53:45,805
That's trespassing.
That's Penal Code 602.

984
00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:47,328
We don't have time for this.

985
00:53:47,415 --> 00:53:49,417
Everybody meet me
on the next level.

986
00:53:49,504 --> 00:53:52,420
Yeah, I agree. It's time to
practice teamwork right now.

987
00:53:52,507 --> 00:53:54,640
-Hold on, just take him in.
-Take me in?

988
00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:56,163
What are you talking about?

989
00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:59,079
I'm a program manager at
Universal Digital Innovations.

990
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,863
This fucker showed
me this place.

991
00:54:00,950 --> 00:54:01,908
He picked the lock.

992
00:54:01,995 --> 00:54:03,475
We broke into City Hall!

993
00:54:03,562 --> 00:54:05,303
He called you guys fucking pigs.

994
00:54:05,390 --> 00:54:07,870
He called all you
guys fucking pigs!

995
00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:09,959
-Easy, take it easy.
-You're fucking pigs!

996
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,222
Let go!

997
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,313
I'm a bit nervous. Nervous.

998
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,140
Fuck, man.

999
00:54:16,227 --> 00:54:17,402
Not at all.

1000
00:54:17,489 --> 00:54:19,143
Hey, I think I'm a
little bit nervous too.

1001
00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:20,579
Nice to meet you, Jason.

1002
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,797
Austin, Channel Three.

1003
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:22,668
Okay.

1004
00:54:22,755 --> 00:54:24,061
I appreciate your service.

1005
00:54:24,148 --> 00:54:25,497
Yeah, man. No problem.

1006
00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:27,151
Let me ask you a question.

1007
00:54:27,238 --> 00:54:28,978
You mind if we get
a picture together?

1008
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,502
-Of course.
-Yeah?

1009
00:54:30,589 --> 00:54:31,981
-I'll be right back.
-Alright.

1010
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,468
This is...

1011
00:54:40,555 --> 00:54:42,949
this is literally the
last thing I need.

1012
00:54:43,036 --> 00:54:45,604
Do you have any idea
how much pressure it is

1013
00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:47,084
to be on morning news?

1014
00:54:47,171 --> 00:54:48,433
No, of course you don't.

1015
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,261
You don't because
you're a child.

1016
00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:51,262
You're just a boy.

1017
00:54:51,349 --> 00:54:53,090
Come on, Austin. I'm a man.

1018
00:54:53,177 --> 00:54:55,353
Do you know the kind
of stress I'm under?

1019
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,790
It's cutthroat and
they're so mean to me.

1020
00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,096
Go back to nights.

1021
00:54:59,183 --> 00:55:00,836
I can't!

1022
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,622
That position is filled, Jerry
Pulmas is in it, and he's good.

1023
00:55:03,709 --> 00:55:04,884
So I'm stuck.

1024
00:55:04,971 --> 00:55:06,581
Plus they made me quit my band.

1025
00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:08,105
They said it was a bad look.

1026
00:55:08,192 --> 00:55:10,019
Ah... shit, man.
You guys rock.

1027
00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:12,283
You could've been a
little more punk, though.

1028
00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:13,762
Just get outta my life.

1029
00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:15,982
Aw, piss!

1030
00:55:16,069 --> 00:55:17,375
Fuck!

1031
00:55:23,816 --> 00:55:25,252
Fuck.

1032
00:55:30,649 --> 00:55:32,694
Shit. Shit.

1033
00:55:35,219 --> 00:55:37,308
There. Is it good? Is it good?

1034
00:55:37,395 --> 00:55:38,700
Yeah.

1035
00:55:38,787 --> 00:55:40,572
-What?
-Yeah.

1036
00:55:41,747 --> 00:55:43,836
-What? Do I...
-Yeah.

1037
00:55:44,837 --> 00:55:46,447
See fellas, told you it's him.

1038
00:55:47,448 --> 00:55:49,233
Let's get the selfie now.

1039
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,538
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1040
00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:52,410
Alright. Alright.

1041
00:55:52,497 --> 00:55:53,759
Right over here.

1042
00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:56,588
Right in the middle.
Let's do this.

1043
00:55:56,675 --> 00:55:58,111
By the way, my mom loves you.

1044
00:55:58,198 --> 00:55:59,417
She watches every day.

1045
00:55:59,504 --> 00:56:00,722
Aww. Tell her thank you.

1046
00:56:00,809 --> 00:56:02,071
I appreciate that.

1047
00:56:16,782 --> 00:56:18,305
Steven?

1048
00:56:24,572 --> 00:56:25,878
Hi.

1049
00:56:28,837 --> 00:56:29,882
Hi.

1050
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:30,969
Hello.

1051
00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,407
Hi.

1052
00:56:35,844 --> 00:56:37,672
Replaced your
mother already, huh?

1053
00:56:37,759 --> 00:56:40,675
Sorry, just messing
around. Congratulations.

1054
00:56:40,762 --> 00:56:42,503
Any news?

1055
00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:45,289
Everybody's looking
for her, alright.

1056
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,639
You gonna go to school?

1057
00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:49,206
My mother's missing.

1058
00:56:49,293 --> 00:56:50,816
Are you going to work?

1059
00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:53,558
I have to.

1060
00:56:53,645 --> 00:56:56,430
You should be out
there looking for her.

1061
00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:10,531
Hold on.

1062
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:14,927
Sorry about that.
Tammy's Florals.

1063
00:57:15,841 --> 00:57:17,495
Oh wow. Yeah.

1064
00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:19,627
She's actually never done
a bar mitzvah before.

1065
00:57:19,714 --> 00:57:21,325
So lemme get your info here.

1066
00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,253
Hello?

1067
00:57:37,819 --> 00:57:38,864
Hello?

1068
00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:51,355
Craig. Um...

1069
00:57:51,442 --> 00:57:53,792
I'm really sorry about
this Tammy situation.

1070
00:57:53,879 --> 00:57:56,838
I can't help but feel some
sort of blame for this.

1071
00:57:56,925 --> 00:57:59,754
Oh. No, it's okay.
It's alright.

1072
00:57:59,841 --> 00:58:02,453
So, um...

1073
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:05,456
Last night is our secret, right?

1074
00:58:05,543 --> 00:58:07,980
I mean I could lose it
all if that leaks out.

1075
00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:09,460
Yeah, man. It's our secret.

1076
00:58:09,547 --> 00:58:11,026
I trust you.

1077
00:58:12,854 --> 00:58:14,508
-I trust you too.
-Be well.

1078
00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,249
You be well as well.

1079
00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:20,862
What do people want more than
anything in the whole world?

1080
00:58:22,037 --> 00:58:23,822
A good relationship.

1081
00:58:23,909 --> 00:58:25,302
So I propose,

1082
00:58:25,389 --> 00:58:27,695
we don't frame you
as a politician.

1083
00:58:28,479 --> 00:58:31,743
We frame you as a friend.

1084
00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:33,788
Digital applications
will make it so people

1085
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:35,921
can interact with
their new friend.

1086
00:58:36,008 --> 00:58:37,226
You.

1087
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:38,619
The trick is,

1088
00:58:38,706 --> 00:58:40,882
you gotta get these people...

1089
00:58:40,969 --> 00:58:42,797
What the fuck is it?

1090
00:58:47,193 --> 00:58:49,543
Uh... the trick
with these things

1091
00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:51,589
is you gotta give
people the illusion

1092
00:58:51,676 --> 00:58:52,938
of self-expression.

1093
00:58:53,025 --> 00:58:54,592
That's all these people have.

1094
00:58:54,679 --> 00:58:57,246
That is definitely, definitely
something we can build off of.

1095
00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,857
Craig, thank you.

1096
00:58:58,944 --> 00:59:02,513
I've also asked Ian to put
together a second pitch. Ian?

1097
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,341
Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig.

1098
00:59:04,428 --> 00:59:05,559
Great.

1099
00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:12,392
So... piggy-backing off that,

1100
00:59:12,479 --> 00:59:15,003
why don't we flip this
thing on its head?

1101
00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:16,657
Mayor Seth Nichols.

1102
00:59:16,744 --> 00:59:17,919
Superhero.

1103
00:59:19,530 --> 00:59:21,140
I look like a Marvel.

1104
00:59:21,227 --> 00:59:23,142
Like Hulk, remember him?

1105
00:59:23,229 --> 00:59:25,492
You wanna know what
this looks like?

1106
00:59:25,579 --> 00:59:27,755
Another four years.

1107
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:32,673
I just had a great
moment of inspiration.

1108
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,806
This might be it.

1109
00:59:34,893 --> 00:59:36,938
How about this?

1110
00:59:37,025 --> 00:59:38,418
Mayor Nichols.

1111
00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:41,769
Coward. Pig. Fuck.

1112
00:59:41,856 --> 00:59:43,467
Uh... his wife is missing, sir.

1113
00:59:43,554 --> 00:59:46,208
You only care about
yourself, you sack of shit.

1114
00:59:46,295 --> 00:59:47,906
You don't care about the city.

1115
00:59:47,993 --> 00:59:50,996
I had to go to war with the
city to put in a speed bump.

1116
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,911
I'm gonna beat the
fucking shit out of you.

1117
00:59:52,998 --> 00:59:55,130
You motherfucker.
Get the fuck off me!

1118
00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:56,610
I'm gonna beat the
shit out of you.

1119
00:59:56,697 --> 00:59:58,355
-Come on, let's get him out.
-Don't pick me up, Ian.

1120
00:59:58,438 --> 01:00:00,179
This is embarrassing.

1121
01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:02,490
Do not... watch out for my
chair! Watch out for my chair!

1122
01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:04,618
Ah! I'm gonna beat
the shit outta you!

1123
01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:06,054
Get him out!

1124
01:00:06,141 --> 01:00:07,795
Oh, you spilled that water.

1125
01:00:07,882 --> 01:00:09,014
You spilled water.

1126
01:00:10,494 --> 01:00:12,365
If it was you actually doing it,

1127
01:00:12,452 --> 01:00:14,411
I would be afraid.
But he's all like...

1128
01:00:17,544 --> 01:00:18,893
Craig.

1129
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:20,373
Craig, get your stuff.

1130
01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:22,331
Right now.

1131
01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:23,724
I was joking around.

1132
01:00:23,811 --> 01:00:24,595
Craig...

1133
01:00:25,813 --> 01:00:26,901
...leave.

1134
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:28,947
Craig Waterman.

1135
01:00:29,034 --> 01:00:31,253
Craig. Detective Person's here.

1136
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,864
We found Tammy.

1137
01:00:34,822 --> 01:00:35,910
Is she...

1138
01:00:35,997 --> 01:00:37,434
alive?

1139
01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,705
-Here mom.
-Thank you.

1140
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,228
Careful.

1141
01:01:12,077 --> 01:01:13,034
Blasting the heat.

1142
01:01:13,121 --> 01:01:15,472
It's so fucking hot in here.

1143
01:01:20,172 --> 01:01:21,695
What tea did Stevie give you?

1144
01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,218
Is that, that apple berry?

1145
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,614
It's really good right
after a bite of fudge.

1146
01:01:29,573 --> 01:01:31,488
I'm going to get dressed.

1147
01:01:32,576 --> 01:01:34,969
We have people
coming over tomorrow.

1148
01:01:40,105 --> 01:01:41,889
What people?

1149
01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,327
-Welcome back, Tammy.
-Welcome back, Tammy!

1150
01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:04,303
Oh, hey, sorry. Is
there a bathroom around?

1151
01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:07,306
Hey, man. You're
the husband, right?

1152
01:02:07,393 --> 01:02:09,395
Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig
Waterman. This is my house.

1153
01:02:09,482 --> 01:02:11,702
-Cool, cool.
-The bathroom's right there.

1154
01:02:11,789 --> 01:02:14,052
Awesome. Thanks. Yeah.
Dude. Cool drums, man.

1155
01:02:14,139 --> 01:02:16,406
Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, these
things are fucking awesome.

1156
01:02:16,489 --> 01:02:18,709
You don't see a
lot of green drums.

1157
01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:20,493
You know kind of like 70's type.

1158
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:22,582
'70's. That's what I was
going for. 70's vibe.

1159
01:02:22,669 --> 01:02:24,236
-That's a cool decade.
-Very cool.

1160
01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,455
-Got a lot of good music.
-A lot of good music.

1161
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:28,980
Yeah. Economically,
could've been better.

1162
01:02:31,286 --> 01:02:33,114
Absolutely. Yeah.

1163
01:02:33,201 --> 01:02:35,552
-But we came back.
-Right.

1164
01:02:35,639 --> 01:02:38,642
Hey, I gotta ask you,
man. How does it feel?

1165
01:02:38,729 --> 01:02:40,382
Oh, to have Tammy back?

1166
01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,298
It's honestly, uh...
an incredible relief.

1167
01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:46,127
Yeah. How does it feel
to ditch your wife?

1168
01:02:47,999 --> 01:02:49,653
You can't use my fucking toilet.

1169
01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,089
You know what I would do?

1170
01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:53,352
I look at your wife
and I say, oh my God.

1171
01:02:53,439 --> 01:02:56,224
I would love to even be a
non-sexual partner with her.

1172
01:02:56,311 --> 01:02:57,399
You know what I mean?

1173
01:02:57,486 --> 01:02:59,053
In business or something.

1174
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,229
And I would never say,
hey, come into a sewer

1175
01:03:01,316 --> 01:03:02,666
so I can fucking kill you.

1176
01:03:02,753 --> 01:03:04,929
I didn't try and kill
her in the sewer.

1177
01:03:05,016 --> 01:03:06,369
-It was an adventure.
-You should be dead!

1178
01:03:06,452 --> 01:03:07,932
You shouldn't even be alive.

1179
01:03:08,019 --> 01:03:10,238
You don't know me, get
the fuck outta here!

1180
01:03:10,325 --> 01:03:11,936
Hey! Don't do that!

1181
01:03:12,023 --> 01:03:13,938
Fuck you! You fucking
piece of shit!

1182
01:03:14,025 --> 01:03:15,896
And she's so beautiful!

1183
01:03:15,983 --> 01:03:18,377
-Get the fuck outta my garage!
-Fuck you!

1184
01:03:18,464 --> 01:03:21,685
Fuck you, you
psycho! Who are you?!

1185
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:42,880
Excuse me.

1186
01:03:44,229 --> 01:03:46,013
Excuse me.

1187
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,885
Hey!

1188
01:03:47,972 --> 01:03:50,539
Sorry about that.
Uh... just, uh...

1189
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:53,368
wanted to give a little
speech to the, um...

1190
01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:56,633
the guest of honor, my
wife Tammy Waterman.

1191
01:03:57,851 --> 01:03:59,810
When we went to those tunnels,

1192
01:03:59,897 --> 01:04:01,638
it was for adventure.

1193
01:04:01,725 --> 01:04:03,248
Most people think
getting dessert

1194
01:04:03,335 --> 01:04:04,902
at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild.

1195
01:04:04,989 --> 01:04:08,035
Well, Tammy and I do things
a little bit differently.

1196
01:04:08,688 --> 01:04:11,038
And, uh... this one, just...

1197
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:12,474
this one got away from us.

1198
01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:16,261
But here we are. On
the edge of life.

1199
01:04:16,348 --> 01:04:20,004
And the view... is
absolutely gorgeous.

1200
01:04:20,091 --> 01:04:21,440
To Tammy.

1201
01:04:23,877 --> 01:04:25,749
Austin. Austin.

1202
01:04:25,836 --> 01:04:27,402
Look, I got up here.

1203
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:30,057
Come on, you should get
up here if you wanna talk.

1204
01:04:31,232 --> 01:04:32,843
Since we're doing toasts.

1205
01:04:32,930 --> 01:04:34,540
Um...

1206
01:04:34,627 --> 01:04:37,282
Man, my heart is
overflowing with relief

1207
01:04:37,369 --> 01:04:38,979
that one of the brightest souls

1208
01:04:39,066 --> 01:04:41,634
in this dark world
is still with us.

1209
01:04:41,721 --> 01:04:43,157
When she was lost,

1210
01:04:43,244 --> 01:04:45,377
I was like a caveman
who lost his fire.

1211
01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:46,508
No pun intended.

1212
01:04:47,771 --> 01:04:49,381
This is a special
woman right here.

1213
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,078
She's a warrior.
She's a healer.

1214
01:04:51,165 --> 01:04:52,471
She's a...

1215
01:04:52,558 --> 01:04:54,691
a mother, um...

1216
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,303
Me and my crew was up all
night looking for her.

1217
01:04:58,390 --> 01:05:00,218
I'm just so lucky
that she's safe.

1218
01:05:00,305 --> 01:05:02,485
You know, because I don't know
what I would be without you.

1219
01:05:02,568 --> 01:05:04,004
To Tammy Pinto.

1220
01:05:04,091 --> 01:05:06,311
Uh, Tammy Waterman. It's
actually Tammy Waterman.

1221
01:05:06,398 --> 01:05:08,617
For 16 years. That's
my best friend.

1222
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,925
I just wanna thank you
all so much for coming.

1223
01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:14,711
You are all like my family.

1224
01:05:14,798 --> 01:05:17,409
You're my friends, but
really, you're my family.

1225
01:05:17,496 --> 01:05:20,238
This has turned into a
little bit of a free for all.

1226
01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:21,500
Uh, if you wanna talk...

1227
01:05:21,587 --> 01:05:23,154
uh, please get on the chair.

1228
01:05:23,241 --> 01:05:25,156
And you can form a line here

1229
01:05:25,243 --> 01:05:27,114
by the dips and spreads. Okay?

1230
01:05:27,201 --> 01:05:30,204
You know what? We should
maybe even kick it up a notch.

1231
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:31,858
Let's kick it up a notch, huh?

1232
01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:34,078
How about a parade?
Wouldn't that be fun?

1233
01:05:34,165 --> 01:05:35,949
A parade for Tammy.
Come on, folks!

1234
01:05:39,866 --> 01:05:41,041
Come on, Tammy.

1235
01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:45,698
People are gonna
say, what the fuck...

1236
01:05:45,785 --> 01:05:47,352
Uh... my name's Patton.

1237
01:05:47,439 --> 01:05:49,310
Um... I just wanna get up here.

1238
01:05:49,397 --> 01:05:51,704
Uh, I'm like,
suddenly so nervous.

1239
01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:52,661
Um...

1240
01:05:55,403 --> 01:05:57,231
Come on, everybody!

1241
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,279
Fucking little rats.

1242
01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,956
We're just so happy
that you made it out

1243
01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,914
and, uh... the world's
a better place.

1244
01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:29,611
I'll leave you guys with this.

1245
01:06:29,698 --> 01:06:31,352
We should still
be in Afghanistan

1246
01:06:31,439 --> 01:06:33,746
and I don't know
why we pulled out

1247
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:35,443
in the way we did,
it was a shame.

1248
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,465
Hey there, and welcome back.

1249
01:06:57,552 --> 01:06:59,206
We are very lucky today.

1250
01:06:59,293 --> 01:07:00,947
He's joining us now...

1251
01:07:01,034 --> 01:07:02,819
Hey Stevie. Where's your mom?

1252
01:07:02,906 --> 01:07:05,299
Let's take a look at
that seven-day forecast.

1253
01:07:05,386 --> 01:07:07,998
And... whoa! Look
at all that sun.

1254
01:07:09,173 --> 01:07:10,304
It is on the way.

1255
01:07:10,391 --> 01:07:12,045
It is absolutely on the way.

1256
01:07:12,132 --> 01:07:13,177
Whoa!

1257
01:07:13,264 --> 01:07:14,743
Did you just nut your OVD's?

1258
01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:16,920
Come on, Stevie. I
didn't nut my OVD's.

1259
01:07:17,007 --> 01:07:18,791
Take a picture,
your mom's on TV.

1260
01:07:18,878 --> 01:07:21,315
And that means a storm is...

1261
01:07:21,402 --> 01:07:22,490
Heading out.

1262
01:07:22,577 --> 01:07:24,101
That's right.
It's heading out.

1263
01:07:24,188 --> 01:07:25,102
It is heading out.

1264
01:07:25,189 --> 01:07:26,712
You are doing a terrific job.

1265
01:07:26,799 --> 01:07:28,279
I tell ya. Are we hiring?

1266
01:07:29,715 --> 01:07:31,630
I think we've got a
candidate right here.

1267
01:07:31,717 --> 01:07:33,588
-Oh no.
-Thank you, Austin and Tammy.

1268
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,416
Back with much more after this.

1269
01:07:36,243 --> 01:07:39,507
Oh, I love this commercial.
This guy's really funny.

1270
01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:41,640
Hey. I got the day off.

1271
01:07:41,727 --> 01:07:44,077
Wanna do something?
Go to Rick's Bar?

1272
01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,993
Rick's Bar? It's
7:30 in the morning.

1273
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,255
And we're 16.

1274
01:07:50,562 --> 01:07:54,044
Oh, you can have my
drums. They're yours now.

1275
01:07:54,131 --> 01:07:56,002
Thank you. I gotta
go to school.

1276
01:07:56,089 --> 01:07:58,439
Um... You ready?

1277
01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:02,487
Thanks for the baked potato.

1278
01:08:02,574 --> 01:08:04,010
Yep.

1279
01:08:04,097 --> 01:08:06,012
Didn't even know you had it.

1280
01:08:09,755 --> 01:08:11,888
So just keep peeling them back.

1281
01:08:11,975 --> 01:08:14,107
-Okay.
-As many as you'd like.

1282
01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,761
I feel so... I'm
a little nervous.

1283
01:08:15,848 --> 01:08:18,068
-Are you?
-I'm nervous.

1284
01:08:18,155 --> 01:08:19,682
It does look like you're
shaking a little bit.

1285
01:08:19,765 --> 01:08:21,118
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.

1286
01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:22,637
I had a banana this morning

1287
01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:24,639
and I'm afraid I'm
gonna overdo it.

1288
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,164
You're too funny.

1289
01:08:27,251 --> 01:08:29,122
So, I just want
you to take a look

1290
01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:31,298
right here at this
gorgeous flower.

1291
01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,648
Wow.

1292
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:36,390
Tell me... doesn't it look
like an artist painted that?

1293
01:08:36,477 --> 01:08:38,131
Okay, you know what?

1294
01:08:38,218 --> 01:08:39,698
You just gave me goosebumps.

1295
01:08:39,785 --> 01:08:41,526
I love how you see the world.

1296
01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:44,877
I love how you see the world.

1297
01:09:00,371 --> 01:09:02,503
You've reached
Tammy's Florals.

1298
01:09:02,590 --> 01:09:04,723
Leave a message and
I'll get back to you.

1299
01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:08,379
Hey honey, it's me again.
Craig. Craig Waterman.

1300
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,860
Said my fucking
last name to you.

1301
01:09:13,384 --> 01:09:15,386
Uh... sorry. I've already
had a few boots to drink,

1302
01:09:15,473 --> 01:09:17,257
to be honest with you. Um...

1303
01:09:18,824 --> 01:09:21,261
I made us a reservation.

1304
01:09:22,349 --> 01:09:24,873
Under the last name Fudge.

1305
01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,137
So we're gonna have to
show up and say, uh,

1306
01:09:27,224 --> 01:09:28,442
we're the Fudges.

1307
01:09:28,529 --> 01:09:30,488
Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar.

1308
01:09:30,575 --> 01:09:31,968
Love ya.

1309
01:09:52,858 --> 01:09:54,947
Honey? Hey.

1310
01:09:55,034 --> 01:09:56,296
I was worried about you.

1311
01:09:56,383 --> 01:09:57,819
Come on, let's go to dinner.

1312
01:09:57,906 --> 01:09:59,996
I told you I had plans tonight.

1313
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,258
You did?

1314
01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:03,086
Was that someone else?

1315
01:10:04,217 --> 01:10:05,827
I sent you a voicemail too.

1316
01:10:05,914 --> 01:10:08,265
I made us a little reservation.

1317
01:10:08,352 --> 01:10:11,137
I'm fine to just order
in too, if you want.

1318
01:10:11,224 --> 01:10:12,617
How was your day?

1319
01:10:13,618 --> 01:10:14,575
It was amazing.

1320
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,666
Yeah, I saw... I
saw you chatting up

1321
01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,973
with everybody on the idiot box.

1322
01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:23,106
My heart is still racing.

1323
01:10:24,237 --> 01:10:25,978
I met so many great people.

1324
01:10:26,065 --> 01:10:27,197
Austin.

1325
01:10:28,111 --> 01:10:29,329
So sweet.

1326
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,635
Yeah.

1327
01:10:30,722 --> 01:10:32,637
You looked so good on there.

1328
01:10:32,724 --> 01:10:34,073
You looked beautiful.

1329
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,077
Oh, I think I might...
I'm think I might try

1330
01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:40,297
to make those biscuits
I made... tomorrow too.

1331
01:10:40,384 --> 01:10:42,908
You're wearing, like, a perfume?

1332
01:10:42,995 --> 01:10:44,388
It's a cologne.

1333
01:10:44,475 --> 01:10:45,867
Huh.

1334
01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,043
Yeah, it's a cologne.

1335
01:10:57,270 --> 01:10:58,402
Hi.

1336
01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:01,579
Uh... okay.

1337
01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,102
Okay. Bye, hun.

1338
01:11:04,669 --> 01:11:06,366
Wrong number?

1339
01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:12,329
If we're gonna go to dinner, we
should probably go right now.

1340
01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,635
I have a dinner
with the TV people.

1341
01:11:14,722 --> 01:11:16,507
They're gonna be
here any minute.

1342
01:11:16,594 --> 01:11:19,597
Well, is there
room for one more?

1343
01:11:19,684 --> 01:11:21,425
I didn't know you were free.

1344
01:11:21,512 --> 01:11:23,427
Yes, I'm free. Of
course I'm free.

1345
01:11:23,514 --> 01:11:24,689
I'm always free.

1346
01:11:26,517 --> 01:11:27,822
And, you know...

1347
01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,173
you wouldn't be a big TV star

1348
01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:32,827
if I didn't take you to
that little cool place.

1349
01:11:35,656 --> 01:11:36,483
Mm-hmm.

1350
01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:37,745
Okay.

1351
01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,095
Sorry.

1352
01:11:45,144 --> 01:11:46,537
I...

1353
01:11:49,279 --> 01:11:52,064
I had an orgasm in
the sewer system.

1354
01:12:04,076 --> 01:12:05,686
That's great.

1355
01:12:05,773 --> 01:12:06,557
Yeah.

1356
01:12:06,644 --> 01:12:08,036
That's great.

1357
01:12:08,515 --> 01:12:10,561
Congratulations.
That's really good.

1358
01:12:14,347 --> 01:12:15,783
How?

1359
01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:19,613
I was just, you know...

1360
01:12:20,353 --> 01:12:22,834
sitting there in
the dark and, uh...

1361
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:27,665
I had this... realization.

1362
01:12:29,536 --> 01:12:31,756
And then this release.

1363
01:12:31,843 --> 01:12:34,280
And boom. Just, uh...

1364
01:12:35,281 --> 01:12:37,327
my whole, my whole
body was vibrating.

1365
01:12:37,414 --> 01:12:38,589
I mean...

1366
01:12:40,547 --> 01:12:41,896
Wow.

1367
01:12:43,115 --> 01:12:44,508
It wasn't as fun for me.

1368
01:12:44,595 --> 01:12:47,119
I just lost my phone and I
got arrested by the pigs.

1369
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,296
You know...

1370
01:12:50,383 --> 01:12:53,038
that my mom never left
my narcissistic dad.

1371
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,084
I'm not gonna let
that happen to me.

1372
01:12:57,216 --> 01:13:00,045
I'm gonna go stay in
Devin's pool house.

1373
01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:03,396
Until I can find
a place of my own.

1374
01:13:09,228 --> 01:13:10,447
Who?

1375
01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:39,302
I was able to get
you the last one.

1376
01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:40,738
Oh.

1377
01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:43,436
Did you wanna do another
Mars Rover case with that?

1378
01:13:43,523 --> 01:13:45,133
Yeah. Um...

1379
01:13:49,877 --> 01:13:52,532
I want something a little
stronger than beer.

1380
01:13:53,577 --> 01:13:55,709
Last time I was here,
you said you'd give me

1381
01:13:55,796 --> 01:13:57,363
something that's stronger.

1382
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:00,192
Ramon.

1383
01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:01,541
I'm on break.

1384
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:03,630
Come with me.

1385
01:14:06,285 --> 01:14:07,939
My name's Tony, but
when my hair's down,

1386
01:14:08,026 --> 01:14:09,680
people call me T-Boy.

1387
01:14:09,767 --> 01:14:10,811
What are you looking for?

1388
01:14:12,465 --> 01:14:14,162
I'm stuck.

1389
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,208
I'm about to lose everything.

1390
01:14:16,904 --> 01:14:20,734
I can give you weed,
X, uh... shrooms.

1391
01:14:20,821 --> 01:14:22,388
Adderall.

1392
01:14:22,475 --> 01:14:23,694
Um...

1393
01:14:23,781 --> 01:14:26,523
Do you have, uh... do
you have ayahuasca?

1394
01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:28,307
Oh, no.

1395
01:14:28,394 --> 01:14:31,310
Uh... but I do have Toad.

1396
01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:32,746
Toad?

1397
01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:34,052
Yeah.

1398
01:14:38,491 --> 01:14:40,798
The Buffalo River toad.

1399
01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:43,148
You, uh... you lick
the psychedelic venom

1400
01:14:43,235 --> 01:14:45,672
that it excretes
off its rear glands.

1401
01:14:45,759 --> 01:14:48,893
He's similar to ayahuasca,
but the trip is way faster.

1402
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,856
How much is the frog?

1403
01:14:55,943 --> 01:14:58,250
The toad. 100.

1404
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:03,429
What the hell am I
supposed to feed him?

1405
01:15:03,516 --> 01:15:06,040
No. It's $100 for a lick, man.

1406
01:15:11,655 --> 01:15:13,221
I'm out of ideas, man.

1407
01:15:15,702 --> 01:15:16,921
Lick a toad.

1408
01:15:18,270 --> 01:15:20,228
Sorry, my money kinda
smells really bad

1409
01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:21,708
for some reason.

1410
01:15:21,795 --> 01:15:24,015
The bank gave it to me
and it smelled really bad.

1411
01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:28,411
Here. You gave me too much.

1412
01:15:28,498 --> 01:15:29,716
Oh.

1413
01:15:29,803 --> 01:15:31,283
That was sweet of you.

1414
01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:33,111
You ready?

1415
01:15:33,198 --> 01:15:35,418
I don't know. I don't know.

1416
01:15:40,074 --> 01:15:41,424
Here's a little pillow.

1417
01:15:41,511 --> 01:15:43,121
Thank you.

1418
01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:51,042
Your mind is about
to disintegrate.

1419
01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:53,436
And then your consciousness
is gonna expand

1420
01:15:53,523 --> 01:15:55,525
to become all of infinity.

1421
01:15:55,612 --> 01:15:57,570
You will feel a
pain unlike anything

1422
01:15:57,657 --> 01:15:59,050
you've ever felt before,

1423
01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,053
followed by a bliss, which...
can't even be described.

1424
01:16:03,794 --> 01:16:07,058
You will die and be reborn.

1425
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:09,277
I'm gonna turn off
the lights for you.

1426
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,062
I'm gonna put on some music

1427
01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,630
and I'm gonna go get some lunch
because it's my lunch break.

1428
01:16:14,848 --> 01:16:17,285
You're gonna have such
an incredible journey.

1429
01:16:18,635 --> 01:16:19,940
I love you.

1430
01:16:33,258 --> 01:16:35,521
It is like ice cream
on a hot summer day.

1431
01:16:38,959 --> 01:16:40,047
Don't pop him.

1432
01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:41,875
You look like you're
gonna pop him.

1433
01:16:43,921 --> 01:16:46,793
Can you... can
you stay with me?

1434
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,316
I'm sorry.

1435
01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:51,015
I need to go get some
Marlboros and a Red Bull.

1436
01:16:51,102 --> 01:16:53,060
It's time for you to touch God.

1437
01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:05,072
Oh, big lick.

1438
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:07,118
Was that too big?

1439
01:17:08,162 --> 01:17:09,729
Fuck. Was that too big?

1440
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:21,480
I love you, toad boy.

1441
01:17:23,787 --> 01:17:25,179
It's T-Boy.

1442
01:17:25,789 --> 01:17:27,443
I love you T-Boy.

1443
01:17:29,401 --> 01:17:30,794
Hey.

1444
01:17:30,881 --> 01:17:33,100
I actually did a little
work for Red Bull.

1445
01:17:33,187 --> 01:17:34,754
They were so mean to me.

1446
01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:43,301
Oh, hey. How you doing, man?

1447
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,130
What's for lunch today?

1448
01:18:46,217 --> 01:18:47,958
Black Forest ham.

1449
01:18:48,045 --> 01:18:49,437
Perfect choice.

1450
01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,091
What kind of bread?

1451
01:18:51,178 --> 01:18:53,833
Let's go with...

1452
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,661
Italian herb and cheese.

1453
01:18:55,748 --> 01:18:57,184
Alright.

1454
01:19:04,148 --> 01:19:05,410
Foot long, right?

1455
01:19:05,497 --> 01:19:06,498
Yes.

1456
01:19:06,585 --> 01:19:08,195
Usual toppings?

1457
01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,328
Foot long cookie on the side.

1458
01:19:10,415 --> 01:19:11,677
Yes, please.

1459
01:19:11,764 --> 01:19:13,113
Thank you.

1460
01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:18,031
Not toasted, right?

1461
01:19:19,946 --> 01:19:22,253
Ehh... let's be
wild. Toast it.

1462
01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:24,124
Okay.

1463
01:19:28,128 --> 01:19:29,565
Welcome back, Craig.

1464
01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:35,005
Is it over?

1465
01:19:35,092 --> 01:19:36,397
Yeah, it's over.

1466
01:19:36,484 --> 01:19:38,138
How long did your trip feel?

1467
01:19:38,225 --> 01:19:39,487
Four or five months?

1468
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:40,750
It was like a minute.

1469
01:19:41,446 --> 01:19:42,578
I went to Subway.

1470
01:19:42,665 --> 01:19:45,058
The eatery? What happened?

1471
01:19:45,145 --> 01:19:46,538
I ordered.

1472
01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:49,062
Did you get the answer
you were looking for?

1473
01:19:49,149 --> 01:19:51,587
No, I ordered a
sandwich at Subway!

1474
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,155
The toad is mysterious.

1475
01:19:56,983 --> 01:19:58,898
That frog ripped me off.

1476
01:20:00,030 --> 01:20:02,032
Little asshole, little fucker.

1477
01:20:18,178 --> 01:20:20,616
Welcome to your new life.

1478
01:20:45,553 --> 01:20:48,556
This is why guys
shouldn't have friends.

1479
01:20:52,256 --> 01:20:54,824
It'll get you in
a ton of trouble.

1480
01:20:59,829 --> 01:21:01,265
People need rules.

1481
01:21:02,353 --> 01:21:04,137
All I need are goals.

1482
01:21:04,224 --> 01:21:07,358
Like trying to eat the
full SEAL Team Six lunch

1483
01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:08,620
at Rick's Bar.

1484
01:21:08,707 --> 01:21:10,622
Oh my God.

1485
01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:15,105
I can't fucking
finish all this stuff.

1486
01:21:15,192 --> 01:21:17,803
It's the meal the guys ate
after they killed Osama

1487
01:21:17,890 --> 01:21:19,805
and buried him at sea.

1488
01:21:19,892 --> 01:21:21,938
It's 22,000 calories.

1489
01:21:22,025 --> 01:21:25,202
Yeah, eat up. I'm Craig.

1490
01:21:25,289 --> 01:21:27,378
You're gonna grow up to
be a beautiful old guy.

1491
01:21:28,727 --> 01:21:31,338
Thank you, Steven. I hope
you're serious about that.

1492
01:21:31,425 --> 01:21:33,689
If you want a pal,
just have a son.

1493
01:21:35,865 --> 01:21:39,346
At the end of the
day... I'm a lone wolf.

1494
01:21:39,433 --> 01:21:41,000
I accept that.

1495
01:21:47,267 --> 01:21:49,491
Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them
it was my birthday, did you?

1496
01:21:49,574 --> 01:21:51,141
Of course not. Did you?

1497
01:21:51,228 --> 01:21:52,446
Nuh-uh. No.

1498
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,840
Okay good, 'cause you
know I hate that shit.

1499
01:21:54,927 --> 01:21:56,320
You know I hate that shit.

1500
01:21:56,407 --> 01:21:58,278
Anyway, I'm gonna
go get a waiver.

1501
01:21:58,365 --> 01:22:00,454
-What's it called?
-It's an application.

1502
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:01,978
Application. Like literally,

1503
01:22:02,065 --> 01:22:03,985
having two girlfriends is
killing me financially.

1504
01:22:11,814 --> 01:22:16,296
How's, uh, Devin's and
the pool house now?

1505
01:22:16,383 --> 01:22:18,472
Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news.

1506
01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:20,126
I saw Devin on the news.

1507
01:22:20,213 --> 01:22:22,433
They interviewed him
'cause one of his friends

1508
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,564
got all burnt up.

1509
01:22:23,651 --> 01:22:25,001
He looked good.

1510
01:22:26,263 --> 01:22:27,960
-Devin looked good?
-Devin looked good.

1511
01:22:28,047 --> 01:22:29,749
Is Dad talking about
that wild hike we went on

1512
01:22:29,832 --> 01:22:31,398
where he ate all
those bad mushrooms?

1513
01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,096
Oh my God!

1514
01:22:35,707 --> 01:22:36,926
Are you okay?

1515
01:22:37,013 --> 01:22:39,537
Yeah, I'm fine. That
just, that scared me.

1516
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:43,889
It's fine.

1517
01:22:45,848 --> 01:22:46,979
Sir.

1518
01:22:47,066 --> 01:22:47,980
No, it's fine.

1519
01:22:48,067 --> 01:22:49,286
Sir?

1520
01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:53,899
You just bumped into
this young lady here

1521
01:22:53,986 --> 01:22:56,119
and I think you
should apologize.

1522
01:22:57,642 --> 01:22:58,643
Did I?

1523
01:22:58,730 --> 01:23:00,601
Yeah, you did.

1524
01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:03,866
She almost spilled her stuffed
pepper all over herself.

1525
01:23:03,953 --> 01:23:05,693
Can you please apologize?

1526
01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:11,308
I'm not scared of you.

1527
01:23:11,395 --> 01:23:13,092
I bought a van today.

1528
01:23:18,358 --> 01:23:19,838
Apologies, ma'am.

1529
01:23:21,187 --> 01:23:23,015
Enjoy your peppers.

1530
01:23:23,102 --> 01:23:24,495
Thank you.

1531
01:23:28,151 --> 01:23:29,805
You bought a van?

1532
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:34,548
I think we gotta get
the fuck outta here.

1533
01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:36,028
What?

1534
01:23:36,115 --> 01:23:37,943
I think we gotta get
the fuck out of here.

1535
01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:41,251
Oh, come on. Let's
all enjoy our meals.

1536
01:23:41,338 --> 01:23:42,818
What the hell did I just do?

1537
01:23:42,905 --> 01:23:44,036
It's fine.

1538
01:23:44,123 --> 01:23:45,995
Oh, you motherfuckers.

1539
01:23:46,082 --> 01:23:47,431
You motherfuckers.

1540
01:23:47,518 --> 01:23:49,172
Happy birthday!

1541
01:23:50,695 --> 01:23:52,349
Blow it out. Come
on, we gotta go.

1542
01:24:04,143 --> 01:24:07,320
Craig... this is too much.

1543
01:24:07,407 --> 01:24:10,106
Well, you needed it
and you deserve it.

1544
01:24:12,412 --> 01:24:14,545
Hey Mom, do you wanna
come inside after this

1545
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:15,724
and watch a movie or something?

1546
01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,461
Um...

1547
01:24:19,115 --> 01:24:20,290
Yeah.

1548
01:24:20,377 --> 01:24:22,988
Yes. Whatever you
want, birthday boy.

1549
01:24:23,075 --> 01:24:24,337
Cool.

1550
01:24:26,949 --> 01:24:27,906
Oh!

1551
01:24:27,993 --> 01:24:29,212
Austin got a new car.

1552
01:24:29,299 --> 01:24:30,561
Sick.

1553
01:24:32,998 --> 01:24:34,608
That is so fucking pimp.

1554
01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,133
There's lots of cars.

1555
01:24:37,220 --> 01:24:39,483
They must be having a party.

1556
01:24:41,093 --> 01:24:42,660
Oh, by the way.

1557
01:24:42,747 --> 01:24:46,185
This came. Um... it's
the wrong address again.

1558
01:24:52,235 --> 01:24:54,846
Alright. Can you
run it down to him?

1559
01:24:54,933 --> 01:24:57,109
I'm gonna give Ma the tour.

1560
01:24:57,196 --> 01:24:59,459
Oh! There's a new Marvel
we should totally rent.

1561
01:24:59,546 --> 01:25:00,939
I heard it's pretty crazy.

1562
01:25:01,026 --> 01:25:02,985
Yeah, that'd be really nice.

1563
01:25:14,822 --> 01:25:16,041
Craig.

1564
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,826
I can't believe you
got me that van.

1565
01:25:18,914 --> 01:25:22,091
Seriously. It is... it's so...

1566
01:25:22,178 --> 01:25:24,397
I should've done
it a long time ago.

1567
01:25:26,965 --> 01:25:31,013
I wasted so much
time doing nothing.

1568
01:25:37,410 --> 01:25:38,455
Hey.

1569
01:25:39,978 --> 01:25:41,153
You been working out?

1570
01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,679
I'm just losing weight 'cause I
walk all day, every single day,

1571
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:47,246
everybody screams at me.

1572
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,726
Everybody fucking hates me.

1573
01:25:48,813 --> 01:25:49,945
Huh.

1574
01:25:50,032 --> 01:25:52,121
You look like you've
been working out.

1575
01:25:53,122 --> 01:25:54,862
You been working out?

1576
01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:56,777
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

1577
01:25:56,864 --> 01:25:58,431
Yeah. You wanna feel my abs?

1578
01:25:59,911 --> 01:26:01,217
Yeah, if that's alright.

1579
01:26:01,304 --> 01:26:03,306
Yeah.

1580
01:26:03,393 --> 01:26:05,612
Okay. I don't
know how to do it.

1581
01:26:05,699 --> 01:26:07,092
No, do it hard!

1582
01:26:07,179 --> 01:26:08,354
Oh... ouch!

1583
01:26:08,441 --> 01:26:09,529
This is good, right?

1584
01:26:09,616 --> 01:26:11,314
Well, I didn't say hit me!

1585
01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:12,402
Hi.

1586
01:26:12,489 --> 01:26:13,769
You trying to
wrestle each other?

1587
01:26:14,491 --> 01:26:15,753
Oh shit.

1588
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,930
I forgot to get candles.
I gotta get candles.

1589
01:26:19,017 --> 01:26:20,758
We'll do presents
in five minutes.

1590
01:26:20,845 --> 01:26:22,281
Alright? You little
heartbreaker.

1591
01:26:25,502 --> 01:26:27,460
Hey, Craig.

1592
01:26:27,547 --> 01:26:29,027
You wanna take it for a spin?

1593
01:26:29,114 --> 01:26:30,420
Yeah. Hell yeah.

1594
01:26:32,726 --> 01:26:34,902
It's really nice having
you in the house.

1595
01:26:36,730 --> 01:26:37,862
I'll see you soon.

1596
01:26:39,429 --> 01:26:41,344
Alright, I'll be back.

1597
01:27:23,299 --> 01:27:25,779
♪ I get away every
day My holiday ♪

1598
01:27:25,866 --> 01:27:27,520
♪ I'm gettin' paid

1599
01:27:27,607 --> 01:27:29,218
♪ I live it up, on the go,

1600
01:27:29,305 --> 01:27:31,785
♪ I'm getting high,
I'm getting low ♪

1601
01:27:31,872 --> 01:27:33,182
♪ Kickin' off and
I lose control ♪

1602
01:27:33,265 --> 01:27:35,789
♪ I'm born to fly,
I want it all ♪

1603
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,401
♪ Take off and I'm
everywhere, I'm in the air ♪

1604
01:27:38,488 --> 01:27:41,404
♪ I'll meet you there.
I get away every day ♪

1605
01:27:41,491 --> 01:27:44,059
♪ My holiday I'm
gettin' paid ♪

1606
01:27:44,146 --> 01:27:45,582
♪ I live it up, on the go

1607
01:27:45,669 --> 01:27:48,106
♪ I'm getting high.
I'm never low... ♪

1608
01:28:36,198 --> 01:28:38,025
Who's he?

1609
01:28:38,113 --> 01:28:39,549
Hey Zed!

1610
01:28:39,636 --> 01:28:41,159
Look at this.

1611
01:28:41,246 --> 01:28:43,513
We're just getting started and
I'm already double-fisting.

1612
01:28:43,596 --> 01:28:45,337
Hey everybody.
It's been a minute.

1613
01:28:45,424 --> 01:28:46,469
Craig.

1614
01:28:46,556 --> 01:28:47,948
You can't just come in here.

1615
01:28:48,035 --> 01:28:50,299
I just came to congratulate
you on that hot rod.

1616
01:28:50,386 --> 01:28:53,171
That thing is pimp! My God!

1617
01:28:53,258 --> 01:28:54,129
Heck yeah.

1618
01:28:54,216 --> 01:28:55,565
Come on, why don't we, uh...

1619
01:28:55,652 --> 01:28:57,306
I actually got a new car myself.

1620
01:28:57,393 --> 01:28:59,525
I got a Town and Country,
midnight envy green,

1621
01:28:59,612 --> 01:29:01,048
gently used. It's so cool.

1622
01:29:01,136 --> 01:29:02,572
Let's catch up...

1623
01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:05,575
Hey! Snacks are going
all out tonight.

1624
01:29:09,622 --> 01:29:11,146
Oh, Garrett.

1625
01:29:11,233 --> 01:29:13,369
I've been thinking so much
about your little busty daughter

1626
01:29:13,452 --> 01:29:15,628
who everybody keeps staring at.

1627
01:29:15,715 --> 01:29:17,413
Why are people such bad people?

1628
01:29:21,025 --> 01:29:22,418
Alright.

1629
01:29:24,028 --> 01:29:26,117
I'll be outta your
hair in just a sec.

1630
01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:28,989
I just wanted to apologize

1631
01:29:29,076 --> 01:29:32,819
for how I acted the
last time we hung out.

1632
01:29:32,906 --> 01:29:35,735
I wanna say sorry to
Austin for popping you.

1633
01:29:35,822 --> 01:29:38,564
Making the night weird
and have to end early.

1634
01:29:39,609 --> 01:29:40,914
I just think it's...

1635
01:29:42,264 --> 01:29:44,527
a lot of stress I'm
dealing with right now

1636
01:29:44,614 --> 01:29:46,746
and it came out in
that way, I'm sorry.

1637
01:29:47,486 --> 01:29:49,706
Well, look, hey, we
appreciate that, Craig.

1638
01:29:49,793 --> 01:29:51,403
Honestly. Come on.

1639
01:29:51,490 --> 01:29:52,970
Let me show you the hot rod.

1640
01:29:53,057 --> 01:29:54,145
Come on.

1641
01:29:54,232 --> 01:29:55,929
Is it cool if I stay?

1642
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,496
I apologized.

1643
01:30:01,848 --> 01:30:03,110
So that's it.

1644
01:30:04,199 --> 01:30:06,984
I did one strange
thing and I'm toast?

1645
01:30:07,071 --> 01:30:08,551
One thing.

1646
01:30:08,638 --> 01:30:11,554
That's it. One thing
and you throw me out.

1647
01:30:11,641 --> 01:30:13,643
Maybe you guys are
the bad guys. Huh?

1648
01:30:13,730 --> 01:30:15,427
Are you guys the bad guys?

1649
01:30:15,514 --> 01:30:17,168
I mean, I know you're not.

1650
01:30:17,255 --> 01:30:19,301
But can you give
me a second chance?

1651
01:30:19,953 --> 01:30:21,433
Give me a second chance.

1652
01:30:22,086 --> 01:30:23,435
Get to know me.

1653
01:30:23,522 --> 01:30:25,611
Ask me something.
Get to know me.

1654
01:30:25,698 --> 01:30:27,918
Alright, come on. Let's
go. Let's go. Come on.

1655
01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:29,702
Come on! Ask me something.

1656
01:30:29,789 --> 01:30:31,095
Whoa, whoa!

1657
01:30:31,182 --> 01:30:33,228
Get to know me, come
on! Get to know me!

1658
01:30:33,315 --> 01:30:34,925
Ask me something!

1659
01:30:35,012 --> 01:30:36,927
I got great "would you rathers"!

1660
01:30:37,841 --> 01:30:39,886
Don't I, Austin?!

1661
01:30:39,973 --> 01:30:41,061
Would you rathers?

1662
01:30:41,148 --> 01:30:42,846
Would you rather, like...

1663
01:30:42,933 --> 01:30:45,327
Would you rather,
uh, do stand up

1664
01:30:45,414 --> 01:30:47,851
for one whole year
just for your dad

1665
01:30:47,938 --> 01:30:51,507
or would you rather
fucking... I don't know.

1666
01:30:51,594 --> 01:30:54,423
I can't think of
anything! I'm too nervous!

1667
01:30:54,510 --> 01:30:56,251
I'm too nervous and stressed!

1668
01:30:57,904 --> 01:30:58,949
You.

1669
01:30:59,036 --> 01:31:01,691
Ask me something!
Ask me something!

1670
01:31:01,778 --> 01:31:03,127
Alright, uh...

1671
01:31:03,214 --> 01:31:04,259
What...

1672
01:31:04,346 --> 01:31:05,999
what's your favorite food?

1673
01:31:07,871 --> 01:31:10,265
Fuck, I can't fucking
think of anything!

1674
01:31:10,352 --> 01:31:11,962
I'm too nervous!

1675
01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,877
Somebody else ask me!

1676
01:31:13,964 --> 01:31:15,052
You!

1677
01:31:15,792 --> 01:31:17,228
Who the hell are you?!

1678
01:31:17,315 --> 01:31:19,186
You guys got a new guy?

1679
01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:21,319
There's a new guy?!

1680
01:31:21,406 --> 01:31:22,320
What's your name?

1681
01:31:22,407 --> 01:31:24,496
Jimp. I got two twin girls.

1682
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,584
Jim?

1683
01:31:25,671 --> 01:31:26,890
No, Jimp.

1684
01:31:26,977 --> 01:31:28,761
It's like jump... with an I.

1685
01:31:28,848 --> 01:31:30,110
Jimp?

1686
01:31:30,197 --> 01:31:31,590
Jimp. Yeah.

1687
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,337
I'm sorry.

1688
01:31:41,034 --> 01:31:42,862
This is fucking insane.

1689
01:31:42,949 --> 01:31:45,169
This is insane.

1690
01:31:45,996 --> 01:31:47,302
I'm sorry.

1691
01:31:49,652 --> 01:31:51,523
Should we just sing?

1692
01:31:54,221 --> 01:31:55,527
Let's sing.

1693
01:31:58,487 --> 01:32:01,881
♪ Boy, you should know that

1694
01:32:03,187 --> 01:32:06,973
♪ I've had you on my mind

1695
01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:09,759
♪ Your secret admirer

1696
01:32:10,977 --> 01:32:14,024
♪ I've been watching
you at night ♪

1697
01:32:16,287 --> 01:32:17,288
Fuck!

1698
01:32:26,689 --> 01:32:28,647
Everybody get the
fuck on the ground!

1699
01:32:28,734 --> 01:32:31,737
I'm in charge now!
I'm the one in charge!

1700
01:32:31,824 --> 01:32:33,391
Don't even fucking look at me!

1701
01:32:33,478 --> 01:32:36,351
Keep your heads down!

1702
01:32:40,529 --> 01:32:42,792
I'll blow your heads off!

1703
01:32:42,879 --> 01:32:44,315
Keep 'em down!

1704
01:32:44,402 --> 01:32:47,144
Garrett, I wanna blow
your fat fucking head off!

1705
01:32:47,231 --> 01:32:49,973
You demand attention!
I'm sick of it!

1706
01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:52,628
You rich babies!

1707
01:32:55,631 --> 01:32:56,675
Alright, folks.

1708
01:32:58,068 --> 01:32:59,591
This has been a blast.

1709
01:33:00,549 --> 01:33:02,202
But unfortunately...

1710
01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:04,466
it's a school night
for your daddy.

1711
01:33:07,382 --> 01:33:08,687
You rats!

1712
01:33:08,774 --> 01:33:10,733
You called the fucking cops?!

1713
01:33:44,984 --> 01:33:46,246
Great hanging, Craigy.

1714
01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:47,465
So fun, dude.

1715
01:33:47,552 --> 01:33:48,901
Great to see you guys.

1716
01:33:49,946 --> 01:33:51,077
Great to see you, man.

1717
01:33:51,164 --> 01:33:52,688
Of course, of course.

1718
01:33:52,775 --> 01:33:54,080
I'll see you Friday night.

1719
01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,430
Yes. Yes. I'll be there.

1720
01:33:55,517 --> 01:33:56,474
I'll call you later.

1721
01:33:56,561 --> 01:33:57,780
Yeah, see ya. See ya.

1722
01:33:59,303 --> 01:34:01,436
Alright. Alright.

1723
01:34:02,524 --> 01:34:03,568
Hey.

1724
01:34:03,655 --> 01:34:05,352
You know how to get home, right?

1725
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,397
I'll do my best.

1726
01:34:07,746 --> 01:34:09,226
Hey.

1727
01:34:09,705 --> 01:34:11,489
I love you, rock star.

1728
01:34:12,751 --> 01:34:14,100
I love you, Craigy.

1729
01:35:06,152 --> 01:35:09,199
♪ At night I think of you

1730
01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:13,290
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1731
01:35:13,377 --> 01:35:16,641
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1732
01:35:16,728 --> 01:35:18,556
♪ If your love is strong

1733
01:35:18,643 --> 01:35:20,297
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you. ♪

1734
01:35:20,384 --> 01:35:24,257
♪ At night I think of you

1735
01:35:24,344 --> 01:35:28,044
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1736
01:35:28,131 --> 01:35:31,351
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1737
01:35:31,438 --> 01:35:33,571
♪ If your love is strong

1738
01:35:33,658 --> 01:35:35,878
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1739
01:35:35,965 --> 01:35:40,883
♪ Every day I pray
my heart can win ♪

1740
01:35:43,494 --> 01:35:47,977
♪ Every night I pray I
can call you my man ♪

1741
01:35:48,064 --> 01:35:50,327
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

1742
01:35:50,414 --> 01:35:52,024
♪ I need you

1743
01:35:52,111 --> 01:35:53,896
♪ I want you

1744
01:35:53,983 --> 01:35:57,334
♪ to have you, hold
you, squeeze you ♪

1745
01:35:57,421 --> 01:36:01,512
♪ So I am going
now, every weekend ♪

1746
01:36:01,599 --> 01:36:04,950
♪ Just to see my boo again

1747
01:36:05,037 --> 01:36:08,214
♪ At night I think of you

1748
01:36:08,301 --> 01:36:12,175
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1749
01:36:12,262 --> 01:36:16,092
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1750
01:36:16,179 --> 01:36:17,789
♪ If your love is strong

1751
01:36:17,876 --> 01:36:19,791
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1752
01:36:19,878 --> 01:36:23,186
♪ At night I think of you

1753
01:36:23,273 --> 01:36:27,059
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1754
01:36:27,146 --> 01:36:30,672
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1755
01:36:30,759 --> 01:36:32,804
♪ If your love is strong

1756
01:36:32,891 --> 01:36:34,763
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1757
01:36:34,850 --> 01:36:38,244
♪ These feelings
I have for you ♪

1758
01:36:38,331 --> 01:36:41,944
♪ That go deeper
if you can come ♪

1759
01:36:42,031 --> 01:36:44,555
♪ Correct with your game boy

1760
01:36:44,642 --> 01:36:45,774
♪ No, no

1761
01:36:45,861 --> 01:36:49,429
♪ No you can't be lame boy

1762
01:36:49,516 --> 01:36:52,998
♪ But if you can please me

1763
01:36:53,085 --> 01:36:56,480
♪ then my love will come easy

1764
01:36:56,567 --> 01:36:59,614
♪ I'll do anything you want

1765
01:36:59,701 --> 01:37:01,528
♪ Freak me boy

1766
01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,879
♪ I'm thinking of you

1767
01:37:03,966 --> 01:37:07,360
♪ At night I think of you

1768
01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:11,234
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1769
01:37:11,321 --> 01:37:14,716
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1770
01:37:14,803 --> 01:37:16,935
♪ If your love is strong

1771
01:37:17,022 --> 01:37:18,807
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1772
01:37:18,894 --> 01:37:22,332
♪ At night I think of you

1773
01:37:22,419 --> 01:37:26,205
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1774
01:37:26,292 --> 01:37:29,556
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1775
01:37:29,644 --> 01:37:31,689
♪ If your love is strong

1776
01:37:31,776 --> 01:37:33,996
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1777
01:37:34,083 --> 01:37:37,782
♪ Boy, you've got all I need

1778
01:37:37,869 --> 01:37:41,133
♪ From what I see

1779
01:37:41,220 --> 01:37:43,005
♪ And boy

1780
01:37:43,092 --> 01:37:47,966
♪ Every night I am
constantly thinking of you ♪

1781
01:38:17,822 --> 01:38:21,173
♪ At night I think of you

1782
01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:25,221
♪ I want to be a lady maybe

1783
01:38:25,308 --> 01:38:28,659
♪ If the game is on
give me a call boo ♪

1784
01:38:28,746 --> 01:38:30,400
♪ If your love is strong

1785
01:38:30,487 --> 01:38:32,445
♪ I'm going to give
my all to you ♪

1786
01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:36,711
♪ At night I think of you

1787
01:38:49,419 --> 01:38:50,986
♪ Cop killer

1788
01:38:53,815 --> 01:38:57,035
♪ Let's kill the cops tonight

1789
01:39:01,387 --> 01:39:03,215
♪ Cop killer

1790
01:39:05,435 --> 01:39:09,744
♪ Kill every cop in sight

1791
01:39:09,831 --> 01:39:12,268
♪ Cop killer

1792
01:40:06,148 --> 01:40:07,758
♪ Cop killer

1793
01:40:10,587 --> 01:40:13,372
♪ Let's kill the
cops tonight. ♪

1794
01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,770
♪ Cop killer

1795
01:40:21,816 --> 01:40:27,125
♪ Kill every cop in sight.

1796
01:40:27,212 --> 01:40:28,910
♪ Cop killer