1 00:00:08,802 --> 00:00:12,472 Take this pink ribbon off my eyes 2 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:16,893 I'm exposed and it's no big surprise 3 00:00:17,019 --> 00:00:20,897 Don't ya think I know exactly where I stand 4 00:00:21,857 --> 00:00:26,319 This world is forcing me to hold your hand 5 00:00:26,445 --> 00:00:30,073 'Cause I'm just a girl Well, little old me 6 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:34,786 Well don't let me out of your sight 7 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:37,289 Oh, I'm just a girl 8 00:00:37,414 --> 00:00:39,374 All pretty and petite 9 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:44,129 So don't let me have any rights 10 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:49,468 Oh I've had it up to here 11 00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:56,892 The moment that I step outside 12 00:00:57,017 --> 00:01:01,146 So many reasons for me to run and hide 13 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:05,650 I can't do the little things I hold so dear 14 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:10,697 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear 15 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:14,868 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be 16 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:19,456 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night 17 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:23,752 Oh, I'm just a girl Guess I'm some kind of freak 18 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:28,715 'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes 19 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:34,179 Oh, am I making myself clear 20 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:42,104 I'm just a girl 21 00:01:42,229 --> 00:01:45,774 I'm just a girl in the world 22 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:49,861 - How much is this, Lori? - It's very expensive. 23 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:51,947 It's very expensive. 24 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:54,533 Look, I got money to spend in here. 25 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:59,538 I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. 26 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:01,707 Please leave. 27 00:02:01,832 --> 00:02:05,544 You know, even though we've watched "Pretty Woman" like 36 times... 28 00:02:05,669 --> 00:02:09,464 - I never get tired of making fun of it. - Oh, I know. 29 00:02:10,966 --> 00:02:14,636 Aww, poor thing. Look! They won't let her shop. 30 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:18,765 Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is. 31 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,809 I know! 32 00:02:22,394 --> 00:02:25,647 Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves. 33 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:28,358 It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh. 34 00:02:30,861 --> 00:02:33,030 But it is actually kind of sad. 35 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:39,369 Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay? 36 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:41,621 - Okay. - Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah. 37 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:45,125 - Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit. - How divine! 38 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,961 Exactly how obscene- 39 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:52,215 I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 40 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,136 Okay, so I have nothing to wear. 41 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:58,930 We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out. 42 00:02:59,056 --> 00:03:01,308 Well, what about this? 43 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:05,979 - Did you lose weight? - Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. 44 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:10,025 All I've had to eat for the past six days are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. 45 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:13,737 God, I wish I had your discipline. 46 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:16,573 - This is it - Work this 47 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,825 - Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow - Here it is 48 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,578 I can't believe how cute I look! 49 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:25,749 I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked. 50 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:29,461 Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other... 51 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:32,047 - and we know that we're not being conceited? - Oh, I know. 52 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:35,175 No, we're just being honest. 53 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:38,804 - Be my lover, Wanna be my lover - Lover 54 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:45,644 Go ahead and take your time Boy you gotta feel secure 55 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:48,772 Before I make you mine Baby you have to be sure 56 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:52,317 You wanna be my lover Wanna be my lover 57 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:56,071 God. I hope some cute guys get here tonight. They were cute last night. 58 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:59,449 - Oh, they were cute. - Really cute! - Oh! 59 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,411 - Hey, Michele! Romy! - We'll take two Diet Cokes? 60 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:05,664 Right, with extra cherries. Don't move. I'll be right back. 61 00:04:05,789 --> 00:04:11,044 Okay. I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos. 62 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:13,922 - Eeew. - I hope I don't get indigestion. 63 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:17,759 Hey, remember that time I barfed from bad Mexican food? It was so gross. 64 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:21,888 - Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. - Me too! Ooh. 65 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:33,108 I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight. 66 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:35,569 I know. None. 67 00:04:35,694 --> 00:04:38,363 Come on, Michele, let's just go dance with ourselves. 68 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:40,407 Okay. 69 00:04:40,532 --> 00:04:42,409 Put your hands in the air 70 00:04:42,534 --> 00:04:45,245 'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer 71 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:48,665 And we could get on with the world 72 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:52,669 Swear to God. Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. 73 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:56,173 You wanna try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are? 74 00:04:56,298 --> 00:05:00,719 What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out. 75 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,475 But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again. 76 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,353 - Okay. - Tell me can you feel the 77 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:11,605 Masked girls comin' with the fever, fever, fever 78 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:16,068 Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 79 00:05:16,193 --> 00:05:20,530 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 80 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:25,077 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 81 00:05:25,202 --> 00:05:29,873 Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 82 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:34,044 Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 83 00:05:34,169 --> 00:05:36,672 - Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh - Two-four-three. 84 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:40,884 - Stayin' alive - Two-four-three. 85 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:43,303 Two-four-three. 86 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,599 Two, four, three. 87 00:05:50,143 --> 00:05:52,979 Two, four, three. 88 00:05:53,105 --> 00:05:57,734 Service. Number 243. 89 00:05:57,859 --> 00:05:59,736 It's beautiful. Is that real wood? 90 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:01,863 During this century, boys. 91 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:10,288 Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off and bring the car around. 92 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:22,092 - It's about time. - Mm. Romy! 93 00:06:22,217 --> 00:06:25,012 You are looking hot today. 94 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,265 Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here. 95 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:31,143 Well, the air conditioning is working in the service office. 96 00:06:31,268 --> 00:06:36,440 You might wanna come by and, uh, cool off later? 97 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:39,693 Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen. 98 00:06:39,818 --> 00:06:43,363 Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole. 99 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:46,241 Mm. 100 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:49,036 - I'm in a hurry. - Well- 101 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:54,791 I'm going as fast as I can, Ms Mooney. Heather. 102 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:57,127 Heather Mooney? 103 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:59,421 From Sagebrush High in Tucson? 104 00:07:01,465 --> 00:07:04,968 - Yeah? - It's Romy! 105 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:07,471 - Romy White! - You're shittin' me. 106 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:11,099 No, this is so weird. I didn't know you were living in L. A. 107 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:14,644 Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot? 108 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,941 So, God! You're driving a new Jaguar? 109 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,527 - What do you do? - Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? 110 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:26,615 - The ones that burn down real fast? - "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"? 111 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:30,911 I invented the quick-burning paper. 112 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,997 Wow! 113 00:07:34,122 --> 00:07:36,750 - You goin' to the reunion? - What reunion? 114 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,670 Our ten-year high school reunion in Tucson? 115 00:07:39,795 --> 00:07:43,340 You're kidding me. It's been ten years since high school? 116 00:07:43,465 --> 00:07:48,095 - God. Where have I been? - I'm stumped. Where? 117 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:51,682 - Anyway, are you going? - I'd rather put this out in my ass. 118 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,727 I wonder why we didn't get an invitation. 119 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,522 I mean, I'm sure Michele would have told me if she got one. 120 00:07:58,647 --> 00:08:00,816 - Michele Weinberger? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:02,484 --> 00:08:05,028 - Do you live with Michele Weinberger? - Yeah. 122 00:08:07,823 --> 00:08:10,117 I just thought maybe she'd be married to Sandy by now. 123 00:08:10,242 --> 00:08:12,786 - Sandy Frink? - Yes, Sandy Frink. 124 00:08:12,911 --> 00:08:15,122 He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. 125 00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:18,291 Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook? 126 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:21,420 The Frink-a-zoid and Michele, I am sure. 127 00:08:21,545 --> 00:08:25,507 Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school? 128 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:30,762 I did not have a "thing. " I did not have a "thing. " I did not have a "thing. " 129 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:32,848 I was very much in love with him. 130 00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:35,308 Very much in love, and there's a difference. 131 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:39,896 There's a difference. 132 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:41,898 There's a difference. 133 00:08:44,026 --> 00:08:46,236 I have to go now. 134 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:52,909 Well! I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion. 135 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:55,287 - But I'll tell everyone you said "hi. " - Why don't you tell everyone... 136 00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:58,957 I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell? 137 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:00,709 Oh, yeah, right! 138 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,007 Finally- 139 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:12,971 Michele. You will never guess who I just ran into. 140 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:18,935 - God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years. - I know. 141 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:21,563 - Oh. - You know... - There she is. 142 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:25,192 Oh! God, she was so weird. 143 00:09:25,317 --> 00:09:28,528 - She still is. - Why was she, like, always going behind that building? 144 00:09:36,787 --> 00:09:40,624 It was long ago 145 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:44,628 Seems like yesterday 146 00:09:44,753 --> 00:09:48,590 Saw you standin' in the rain 147 00:09:48,715 --> 00:09:52,552 - Then I heard you say - Got a light? 148 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:56,556 - I want your love But it comes out wrong - Thank you. 149 00:09:56,682 --> 00:10:00,727 - I want to live, but I don't belong - Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that... 150 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:04,147 because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd! 151 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:11,405 Blood and roses Blood and roses 152 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:14,991 Blood and roses 153 00:10:15,117 --> 00:10:20,080 - Roses, roses - There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes. 154 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,874 What a waste. 155 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,169 - Okay. - Find us. - Oh. Okay. 156 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:30,298 Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was... 157 00:10:30,424 --> 00:10:34,011 for us to have our picture taken together? 158 00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:38,015 Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like, "lodged the complaint," and, you know- 159 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:41,518 'Cause, "alphabetically, he's supposed to be between us. " 160 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:46,648 And then we said, "Okay, Danny. If you want to be between us... 161 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,776 you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting. " 162 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:51,987 That's right. He came over and we're like, "Danny, it was a joke. " 163 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,823 I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him! 164 00:10:56,908 --> 00:11:00,787 Oh, my God. Didn't he die? 165 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:04,458 - I think so. - Yeah. 166 00:11:07,169 --> 00:11:10,797 - Oh, my God. Michele. Look at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:13,383 Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger... 168 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,802 Lisa Luder and Cheryl Quick. 169 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,724 So, who would you say was in the "B" group? 170 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:23,852 Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black. 171 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:28,357 - Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah. 172 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:30,359 God, I wonder why he never liked me. 173 00:11:31,943 --> 00:11:34,988 Young man, there's no need to feel down 174 00:11:35,113 --> 00:11:37,074 I said, young man- 175 00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,743 So, what group would you say we were in? 176 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,412 Well, we definitely weren't in the "A" group. 177 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:45,540 But you know what? We weren't really in the "B" group, either. 178 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,793 Okay, we weren't in the "C" group, were we? 179 00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:51,755 What? Oh, no. Michele, come on. I mean, that was like, all the honour students and like... 180 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,508 the rejects; you know, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney. 181 00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:58,011 - Eeew, look at them. - We were definitely not in that group. 182 00:11:58,136 --> 00:12:00,597 - Ecch. - She blinded me with Science 183 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:04,768 Michele! Oh, Michele. Over here! 184 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,770 Want me to get your huge notebook for you? 185 00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:10,524 Oh! Heather! I wanna take another picture of you and Sandy for the yearbook and- 186 00:12:10,649 --> 00:12:12,609 Oh! I wanna interview you too... 187 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:15,320 because I think it would make a really interesting article for the "Roundup. " 188 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:18,115 Ohh, Toby! Fuck off. 189 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,617 Okay. But can I take a picture of you first? 190 00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:24,788 So, Romy, what group were we in? 191 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:29,001 Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group. 192 00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:31,962 I think maybe we were more like loners. 193 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:36,383 - Oh, my God! There we are! - Yeah, and alone. Look. 194 00:12:36,508 --> 00:12:39,845 You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kinda fat... 195 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,847 we were still totally cutting edge. 196 00:12:41,972 --> 00:12:45,100 - I love it when it's hamburger day. - Uh-huh. 197 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:49,646 Okay, smile! Great! Thanks a lot! 198 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:52,983 - Can I take your picture? - Oh, please. - Hello, girls. 199 00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:56,111 Don't forget, you have detention after school today. 200 00:12:56,236 --> 00:13:00,282 - Oh, we won't, Mr Lish. - Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. 201 00:13:06,121 --> 00:13:09,166 - God! - Can you believe he just got married? 202 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:14,379 - Like, how desperate is she? - I know, it's like: "Hi. This is my husband. 203 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,883 He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality. " 204 00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:22,429 He's the kind of man that I desire 205 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:27,059 Sets the summer sun on fire 206 00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:31,229 - I want candy - Oh, my God. 207 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:36,193 - I want candy - Michele. Billy Christianson. 208 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:39,780 - Oh, he's so cute. - He is cute. - Really cute. 209 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:48,413 - Hey - Hi, Billy. - Hey 210 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,540 Hey 211 00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:52,626 Hey 212 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:55,128 - Hey - Ow! Billy! 213 00:13:55,253 --> 00:13:59,049 Oh, Billy, gosh, you're so slimy. 214 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:02,678 I cannot believe he's with Christie Masters. 215 00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:05,722 I know. She is, like, so transparent. 216 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,849 Did you hear her report in Miss Weigatt's class? 217 00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:12,145 She actually thinks she's gonna be a TV anchorwoman. What a "deludanoid. " 218 00:14:15,107 --> 00:14:17,734 Those weirdos are staring at us again. 219 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:20,821 - They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing. 220 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:23,490 Where do you even get outfits that hideous? 221 00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:26,535 They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns. 222 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,204 Actually, I think they're semi-interesting. 223 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:37,546 In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind. 224 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,548 - Christie. - Uh. - Come on, I'm hungry. 225 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,509 No, Billy. Wait. I wanna have some fun. 226 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:45,554 Lisa, gimme the bag. 227 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:53,729 Here you go. You are so bad. 228 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:58,734 - What? What? - She is out of control. 229 00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:06,033 Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here. 230 00:15:06,158 --> 00:15:10,037 - Wow. She never comes over. - Okay, just act cool. 231 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,544 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi, Christie. 232 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:22,507 - So. You girls gonna try out for the spring musical? - Us? 233 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:27,137 Yeah, you should. It'll be fun. 234 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:33,310 - Okay. Why not? - Yeah. So, um, what musical are they doing? 235 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:36,480 - "The Music Man. " - You're kidding! 236 00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:40,150 Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon Is a-comin' down the street 237 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:43,111 I love "The Music Man. " 238 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:47,991 Okay. Can I have the rest of this? 239 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:51,662 Um, w- 240 00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:54,665 Mm. It's good. 241 00:15:57,459 --> 00:16:00,837 See ya! 242 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:04,257 She can be really nice when she wants to be. 243 00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:07,260 Michele! 244 00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:14,184 - Uh-oh. Don't look now. Here come the Frink-a-zoid. - Oh, God! He is such a geek! 245 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:18,522 Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today. 246 00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:22,818 Okay. See you in Biology. 247 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:28,156 I- I-I thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that... 248 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:32,786 Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back. 249 00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:34,830 - What? - She stuck- 250 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:37,040 Michele, you do have magnets on your back! 251 00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:40,210 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 252 00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:42,713 Oh, my God. Help me. 253 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,715 Oh, my God. 254 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:50,012 Oh, don't let them see you get upset. That's what they want. 255 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:54,558 Oh, my God. 256 00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:57,519 - Hey! - I'm pretending you just did something hilarious. 257 00:16:57,644 --> 00:16:59,896 Now, you laugh at me. Come on, do it. 258 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:16,621 God, that was so rude. I mean, you couldn't help it if you had scoliosis. 259 00:17:16,747 --> 00:17:22,002 I know. And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that? 260 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:27,007 God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then. 261 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:32,679 Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever. 262 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:36,641 I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off sooner, if somebody would have invited me. 263 00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:38,977 I mean, other than Sandy Frink. 264 00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:41,271 Well, nobody invited me either. 265 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:46,735 Well, at least we looked fantastic, and that is the most important thing. 266 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:51,573 - We were cool on craze - Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really. 267 00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:55,869 - When I, you - Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins. - And everyone we knew 268 00:17:55,994 --> 00:18:00,999 Could believe, do, and share in what was true, Oh, I said 269 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,794 Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones... 270 00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,046 who don't look like we're going to a hoedown. 271 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:09,341 - Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip. - Ecch. 272 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:13,053 - I can't wait till we move to L. A. - Me too! 273 00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:16,807 Everything's gonna happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back. 274 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,726 - Okay. - Dance hall days 275 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:26,108 - Dance hall days - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 276 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,402 That hurt. But it looked really good. 277 00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:30,487 Dance hall days 278 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,489 Oh, everybody! 279 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,991 - Dance hall, dance hall days - Okay, everyone. 280 00:18:35,117 --> 00:18:38,870 Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. 281 00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:42,666 It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom. 282 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,877 - Ahh! - And the winners are... 283 00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:53,719 Billy Christianson and Christie Masters! 284 00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:57,222 Ohh! Ohh! 285 00:18:57,347 --> 00:19:00,809 - Duh. - Oh, it's me! 286 00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:06,231 Boo-hoo! I'm so surprised! 287 00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:08,650 Thank you. Thank you. 288 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:11,194 God, Billy looks cute in his tux. 289 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:13,822 - He does look cute. - Really cute. 290 00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:21,330 Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again... 291 00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:24,708 that maybe he would dance with me? 292 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,544 I bet he would. I mean, it's senior prom. 293 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:30,047 Nobody's going to say "no" to anyone tonight. 294 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:44,561 Michele, since this is the last night of school and all... 295 00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:47,689 would you care to dance with me once? 296 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:49,983 No. 297 00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:55,739 I'll dance with you. 298 00:19:55,864 --> 00:20:00,243 Nah. It's no fun unless you really love the person. 299 00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:05,540 Thanks, anyway. 300 00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:08,293 Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states? 301 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:11,421 Okay, Toby. Fuck off. 302 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:15,842 Heather! Can't you be a little bit more sensitive? 303 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:19,930 Me? Me? Me be more sensitive? 304 00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:21,932 You are a jerk-off! 305 00:20:22,057 --> 00:20:26,144 Another kiss is what it takes 306 00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:28,271 - Albuquerque. - You can't sleep 307 00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:30,273 - You can't eat - Albany. 308 00:20:30,399 --> 00:20:32,442 There's no doubt 309 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,569 You're in deep 310 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:38,824 Your throat is tight You can't breathe 311 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:43,453 Another kiss is all you need Whoa-oh-ohh 312 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:46,873 - Why are you tormenting me? - You like to think you're immune to the stuff 313 00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:52,212 - Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself? - Oh, yeah 314 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,840 Brain-dead redneck asshole! 315 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:58,218 Can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it 316 00:20:58,343 --> 00:21:02,347 You're addicted to love You see the signs 317 00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:04,683 But you can't read 318 00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:08,895 You're runnin' at a different speed 319 00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:13,233 Your heart beats in double time 320 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,569 - Another kiss - Um, Billy? 321 00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:17,571 - And you'll be mine - Hi. 322 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:22,034 - A one-track mind, you can't be saved - Do you wanna dance? 323 00:21:22,159 --> 00:21:25,495 - Oblivion is all you crave - I mean, it's just 'cause... 324 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,457 this song is, like, so great. 325 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:31,168 Mm. Never mind. 326 00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:34,504 Unless, you know, you want to. 327 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:37,049 - Whoa, you like to think - Yeah. I mean- 328 00:21:37,174 --> 00:21:39,176 - That you're immune to this stuff - Y-Y- Sure. Why not? 329 00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:43,680 - Oh, yeah - Really? - Wh- Um- 330 00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,682 - It's closer to the truth - Could you wait here? 331 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:48,477 - To say you can't get enough - I- I-I'll be right back. - Okay. 332 00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:52,481 - Okay. - You know, you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to love 333 00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:56,568 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 334 00:21:56,693 --> 00:21:58,570 - Might as well face it - Hey, Christie. 335 00:21:58,695 --> 00:22:02,199 - You're addicted to love - That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her. 336 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:05,786 - Might as well face it - Oh, you're kidding me! Oh, that's pathetic! 337 00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:10,207 - Might as well face it - W-W-W-What should I do? 338 00:22:10,332 --> 00:22:12,417 Let me take care of this. 339 00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:21,385 - Michele? - Oh, God. Okay, so what did he say? 340 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:24,471 - "Sure. Why not?" - Oh, my God! 341 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,687 - Thanks a lot, Romy. - What? 342 00:22:31,812 --> 00:22:33,855 Thanks for stealing my boyfriend. 343 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:37,317 - What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me. 344 00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:40,112 Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr Roswell's class. 345 00:22:40,237 --> 00:22:44,741 And now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to "pretend" with me any more. 346 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:48,453 My life was perfect and you've ruined it. 347 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:51,415 Go for it Groove ahead 348 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,459 I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me. 349 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:58,422 - To whip it, Whip it good - Wow. She is really P. O.'d. 350 00:22:58,547 --> 00:23:02,175 - This is so cool! - Oh, I know. 351 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:06,346 You know what is so weird? I had this dream, where Billy was like, in love with me. 352 00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:10,308 And I mean, he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true or something! 353 00:23:10,434 --> 00:23:12,728 - Uh-huh. - How's my hair? 354 00:23:12,853 --> 00:23:15,814 Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots. 355 00:23:15,939 --> 00:23:19,109 - It's like, not even funny. - I have to say... 356 00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:23,113 this is turning out to be one of the very best nights of my entire life. 357 00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,365 Yay, yay! 358 00:23:38,837 --> 00:23:43,258 Lyin' in my bed I hear the clock tick 359 00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:45,802 And think of you 360 00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:48,889 Caught up in circles 361 00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:53,101 Confusion is nothing new 362 00:23:53,226 --> 00:23:56,980 Flashback to warm nights 363 00:23:57,105 --> 00:24:00,484 Almost left behind 364 00:24:00,609 --> 00:24:04,488 - Suitcase of memories - You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom. 365 00:24:04,613 --> 00:24:06,490 - You want me to go check? - Time after, Sometimes 366 00:24:06,615 --> 00:24:09,785 - You picture me - He's not in the bathroom, Michele. 367 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:13,288 I'm walkin' too far ahead 368 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:16,416 - I'll dance with you, Romy. - You're callin' to me 369 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:20,545 - I can't hear what you've said - Okay. - Okay. 370 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:24,758 Then you say "Go slow" 371 00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:28,261 I fall behind 372 00:24:28,387 --> 00:24:31,139 The second hand unwinds 373 00:24:31,264 --> 00:24:35,936 If you're lost you can look and you will find me 374 00:24:36,061 --> 00:24:38,480 Time after time 375 00:24:38,605 --> 00:24:43,193 If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting 376 00:24:43,318 --> 00:24:45,696 Time after time 377 00:24:45,821 --> 00:24:50,575 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 378 00:24:50,701 --> 00:24:53,203 Time after time 379 00:24:53,328 --> 00:24:57,958 - If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting - I will be waiting 380 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,586 Time after time 381 00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:03,588 Time after time 382 00:25:03,714 --> 00:25:05,882 We just waited and waited. 383 00:25:06,008 --> 00:25:10,053 - God, I was such an idiot. - But wait till he sees you now. 384 00:25:10,178 --> 00:25:12,973 You are so much cuter than you were in high school. 385 00:25:13,098 --> 00:25:15,892 - I guess I'm cuter. - Yeah! 386 00:25:16,018 --> 00:25:19,396 And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle. 387 00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:22,774 You know, I mean, we live in L. A, and they are still stuck in Tucson. 388 00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:30,073 You know what, Michele? You're right. 389 00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:33,118 We are gonna go back there and blow them away. 390 00:25:37,205 --> 00:25:40,625 Boy, there's a lot of questions to answer. Why do we have to fill these out? 391 00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:43,337 They wanna know what we've been doing for the past ten years. 392 00:25:43,462 --> 00:25:47,841 - Oh! - Okay. Here we go. 393 00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:49,926 - Ahh! - "Name. " 394 00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:53,513 - Ah! We're having so much fun already. - Oh, I know! 395 00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:56,850 - I cannot wait for this reunion. - Me too! 396 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:01,313 "Occupation. " Cashier. 397 00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:04,775 - Unemployed. - No. Don't write that. 398 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,694 Um, okay, so your last job was as a salesgirl? 399 00:26:07,819 --> 00:26:12,407 - So say you're a freelance fashion consultant. - Ooh! Clever. 400 00:26:12,532 --> 00:26:15,661 "Relationship Status. " Married. 401 00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:19,289 - Nope. - Engaged? - No. 402 00:26:19,414 --> 00:26:23,210 - Living with someone? - Should I say you? 403 00:26:23,335 --> 00:26:25,379 - I guess so. - Okay. 404 00:26:30,217 --> 00:26:33,220 - You know, Michele? - Yeah? 405 00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:36,431 - Now that I'm looking at this... - Uh-huh? 406 00:26:36,556 --> 00:26:39,726 our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. 407 00:26:39,851 --> 00:26:42,145 - They don't? - Well, do you think it's impressive... 408 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:45,565 that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years... 409 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,819 and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? 410 00:26:48,944 --> 00:26:51,196 Well, not super impressive. 411 00:26:51,321 --> 00:26:54,700 Well, then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people? 412 00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:58,787 Well- Uh. 413 00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:09,006 Romy, I still really, really, really want to go. 414 00:27:09,131 --> 00:27:14,803 - I know. Me too. - Well then, can't we just, like, think of something? 415 00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:20,600 - Okay. Well, the reunion is still like two weeks away, right? - Right. 416 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:25,147 And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right? 417 00:27:25,272 --> 00:27:27,691 Yeah! 418 00:27:27,816 --> 00:27:32,320 But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them? 419 00:27:32,446 --> 00:27:34,364 Well, I mean, we never really tried before. 420 00:27:34,489 --> 00:27:38,201 I mean, we never really had a good enough reason, like going to a reunion, to motivate us. 421 00:27:38,327 --> 00:27:40,245 That's true. 422 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:44,916 Okay. So we're just gonna have to make ourselves more impressive, that's all. 423 00:27:45,042 --> 00:27:48,879 So I'm gonna go out and bag us some boyfriends, while you can look for a cool new job. 424 00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:51,423 - Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it... 425 00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:53,508 but I really think that we should lose some weight. 426 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:55,510 Oh. 427 00:27:58,555 --> 00:28:01,266 Oh. Unh. 428 00:28:01,391 --> 00:28:04,978 Okay. I don't think that, like, one chip makes a difference. 429 00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:07,272 It wasn't even a whole chip. 430 00:28:15,906 --> 00:28:20,994 All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day... 431 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,580 we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat. 432 00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:27,876 So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories... 433 00:28:29,294 --> 00:28:31,338 we only have to run 20 miles a day! 434 00:28:31,463 --> 00:28:34,800 Oh! Hey, Romy, remember Mrs Chivas' class? 435 00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:36,968 There was, like, always a word problem. 436 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:39,346 Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going "X" miles... 437 00:28:39,471 --> 00:28:42,933 and the current is going, like, you know, some... other miles... 438 00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:45,769 and, how long does it take him to get to town? 439 00:28:45,894 --> 00:28:50,565 It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat? 440 00:28:50,691 --> 00:28:53,360 Okay, guys, let's jump. 441 00:28:56,947 --> 00:29:00,742 - Hey, Michele? - Yeah? - What does this remind you of? 442 00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:03,578 Well, I know. This lady is totally sick. 443 00:29:10,919 --> 00:29:12,963 Uh, lemme just say that, um... 444 00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:16,508 I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line, and if you would just... 445 00:29:16,633 --> 00:29:22,055 give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff. 446 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:26,560 And, uh, to me, fashion is just, it's like... 447 00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:29,396 everything. It's- 448 00:29:29,521 --> 00:29:32,941 By the way, that blouse- Hi. That blouse looks great on you. 449 00:29:33,066 --> 00:29:36,987 - Oh! Thank you! - And see, I make a great salesperson... 450 00:29:37,112 --> 00:29:39,239 'cause I just have this, like, really believable way... 451 00:29:39,364 --> 00:29:43,618 of telling people that they look really good, even though I'm just, like, you know- 452 00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:52,002 I think she heard me. 453 00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:55,255 Thank you so much for coming. 454 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:59,801 - That's okay, you're welcome. - I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff. 455 00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:02,971 - You aren't taking on any what? - Staff. Employees. 456 00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:05,307 Ohh! Oh, "staff. " 457 00:30:05,432 --> 00:30:08,185 Okay, I didn't understand with your big accent. 458 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:11,355 I couldn't figure it out. Okay. 459 00:30:13,690 --> 00:30:17,569 Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications... 460 00:30:17,694 --> 00:30:22,199 if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. 461 00:30:22,324 --> 00:30:27,287 - It's a compli- - No, no. That's all I have to say. - Goodbye. 462 00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:30,415 If there ain't no love then there ain't no use 463 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:34,044 Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through 464 00:30:34,169 --> 00:30:39,091 Hi. Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani? 465 00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:43,845 - Yes. Yes, it is. - I thought so. So, what do you do? 466 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:47,057 - I'm a suit salesman. - Oh, uh-oh 467 00:30:47,182 --> 00:30:52,020 Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood. 468 00:30:53,522 --> 00:30:56,608 Ooh, if there ain't no love then there ain't no use 469 00:30:56,733 --> 00:31:00,445 Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through 470 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:04,241 Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use 471 00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:11,790 Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love 472 00:31:11,915 --> 00:31:17,504 Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay. 473 00:31:17,629 --> 00:31:21,883 Well, thank you. Unfortunately, we don't have any openings here right now. 474 00:31:22,009 --> 00:31:23,885 - Are you serious? - Mm. 475 00:31:24,011 --> 00:31:28,432 Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet. 476 00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:31,685 Okay, well, what street would that be on? 477 00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:58,795 Come on, Michele. At this point, any job is better than no job at all. 478 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,631 A discount outlet? Me? 479 00:32:03,550 --> 00:32:05,802 Fine. 480 00:32:05,927 --> 00:32:08,513 So, any boyfriends yet? 481 00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:14,102 No. All the guys with good jobs must be going to some other club. 482 00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:18,106 Oh, you know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent. 483 00:32:18,231 --> 00:32:22,027 Oh! Showbiz! Good job! Where? 484 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:26,990 Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. 485 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:31,078 - Hi, Romy! - Hey. 486 00:32:31,203 --> 00:32:34,790 And you also get a five-percent employee discount... 487 00:32:34,915 --> 00:32:37,501 over and above our everyday low prices. 488 00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:41,380 You could make curtains for the motorhome with this. 489 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:45,717 - I got this tie for a dollar. - You paid a whole dollar for that? 490 00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,637 - You betcha. - Ah! 491 00:32:54,101 --> 00:32:56,687 She's one of our regulars. 492 00:32:58,689 --> 00:33:02,734 So, what do you think? 493 00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:05,696 I- I'd like to go away. 494 00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:20,460 I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen. 495 00:33:20,585 --> 00:33:24,548 I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency. 496 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:29,011 Our cutoff is 25. Try VH-1. 497 00:33:48,655 --> 00:33:53,577 The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job. 498 00:33:53,702 --> 00:33:56,246 Well, I thought the idea was to impress people. 499 00:33:56,371 --> 00:34:01,043 I mean, how am I going to impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart? 500 00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:07,758 I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself. 501 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:25,359 Oh, God! I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound. 502 00:34:25,484 --> 00:34:29,988 That's impossible! Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes? 503 00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:33,367 Just forget it. I'm not going. 504 00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:37,371 - What? - Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots. 505 00:34:37,496 --> 00:34:42,668 We can't get jobs and boyfriends, and lose weight, in two weeks. 506 00:34:42,793 --> 00:34:45,379 But I thought you said we could. 507 00:35:11,071 --> 00:35:15,409 Wow. God, the top female executives are all so pretty. 508 00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:21,331 Those aren't the actual executives, Michele. Those are models. 509 00:35:21,456 --> 00:35:24,126 Oh, I thought they looked familiar. 510 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:27,546 God, they really look like executives, don't they? 511 00:35:27,671 --> 00:35:29,715 That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits... 512 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,759 and phoney glasses, and carrying briefcases. 513 00:35:32,884 --> 00:35:38,348 - Huh! - Oh, my God, Michele, that's it! 514 00:35:38,473 --> 00:35:41,518 We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful! 515 00:35:41,643 --> 00:35:43,895 I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson, we're here. 516 00:35:44,021 --> 00:35:46,481 We could just show up looking like businesswomen. 517 00:35:46,606 --> 00:35:49,860 Oh, my God! Oh! 518 00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:54,031 Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova... 519 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:56,950 won't they know we're not really businesswomen? 520 00:35:57,075 --> 00:35:59,703 If you can make us the clothes... 521 00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:02,789 I can get us the car. 522 00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:19,806 Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon. 523 00:36:19,931 --> 00:36:21,808 Go! 524 00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:28,899 Yes, cara mia? 525 00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:32,486 Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to... 526 00:36:32,611 --> 00:36:35,364 and we need to show up in a really cool car. 527 00:36:35,489 --> 00:36:38,533 - Yeah? - Todd told me that he gave you a really great deal... 528 00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:44,247 - on an XJS convertible and that you're fixing it up. - Yeah? 529 00:36:44,373 --> 00:36:47,959 So... 530 00:36:48,085 --> 00:36:50,754 can I borrow your car? 531 00:36:50,879 --> 00:36:53,548 Well, if I loan you my car... 532 00:36:53,674 --> 00:36:56,426 what do I get? 533 00:36:56,551 --> 00:37:00,430 - Uh, what do you want? - Ohh, Romy... 534 00:37:00,555 --> 00:37:02,599 you know what I want. 535 00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:06,770 Oh, forget it. I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car! 536 00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:09,064 I gotta get something. 537 00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:13,944 Okay. 538 00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:19,574 Close the blinds, and we'll work something out. 539 00:37:21,535 --> 00:37:25,288 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon! 540 00:37:25,414 --> 00:37:28,542 - Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! - Check this out. 541 00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:31,545 - Oh, yes. Ohh. - Oh, yeah. 542 00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:33,964 - Oh, man! - Ohh! Ohh! 543 00:37:34,089 --> 00:37:36,883 Ohh, Ramon! Ohh, Ramon! 544 00:37:37,009 --> 00:37:39,803 Ohh! Oh, yes. 545 00:37:42,097 --> 00:37:44,141 You are Columbus, and I am America. 546 00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:47,811 Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me. 547 00:37:47,936 --> 00:37:51,606 Hey, uh- Explosions. The earth is moving. 548 00:37:51,732 --> 00:37:56,403 Explosions! The earth is moving! 549 00:37:56,528 --> 00:38:00,949 Ah, ooh- is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon. 550 00:38:01,074 --> 00:38:06,163 Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon! 551 00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:08,540 Ahh! It's Ramon! 552 00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:12,836 Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand! 553 00:38:12,961 --> 00:38:15,047 What? No, I'm sorry. I don't think so. 554 00:38:15,172 --> 00:38:18,550 Well, say something nice about my penis! 555 00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:22,054 Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming! 556 00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:26,016 - Okay, thanks. Get off me now. - Aw, come on, wh- 557 00:38:26,141 --> 00:38:28,685 - You wanted it to be believable. - Aww. 558 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:32,773 I'm just a girl in the world 559 00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:37,527 That's all that you'll let me be 560 00:38:37,653 --> 00:38:42,282 Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity 561 00:38:45,535 --> 00:38:47,746 Oh, my God! You did it! 562 00:38:47,871 --> 00:38:52,668 Yeah, I did. All right, let's get going. 563 00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:56,296 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. 564 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,757 - So, what'd you have to do to get it? - I had to give all the guys... 565 00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:01,885 in the service department hand jobs. 566 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:05,055 Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs... 567 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:08,642 from high school, to get us in the mood. 568 00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:11,561 - Michele? - Huh? - I was kidding. 569 00:39:11,687 --> 00:39:15,899 - What? - You actually think I would do something like that? 570 00:39:16,024 --> 00:39:19,569 For a car? 571 00:39:19,695 --> 00:39:22,447 - Okay, just get in. - Okay. 572 00:39:28,036 --> 00:39:31,081 Hey, look what else I got us, little lady. 573 00:39:31,206 --> 00:39:33,917 - Oh, my God. It's a flip phone! - Uh-huh. 574 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:36,086 - How'd you get this? - I bought it. 575 00:39:40,841 --> 00:39:42,968 Okay. 576 00:39:49,349 --> 00:39:51,226 - Are ya ready? - Ready. 577 00:39:51,351 --> 00:39:53,895 Let's do it. 578 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,897 Tonight I gotta cut loose 579 00:39:56,023 --> 00:39:57,899 - Footloose - Footloose! - Footloose! 580 00:39:58,025 --> 00:40:00,485 - Kick off my Sunday shoes - Kick off my Sunday knees? 581 00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:04,406 - Oowhee, Louise - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are. 582 00:40:04,531 --> 00:40:07,492 - Me neither. Whoo! - Jack, get back 583 00:40:07,617 --> 00:40:10,662 - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - Come on before we crack 584 00:40:12,539 --> 00:40:14,916 - Shit! - Aww. 585 00:40:20,839 --> 00:40:25,469 - Loose your blues - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - Everybody cut footloose 586 00:40:25,594 --> 00:40:29,306 Footloose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes 587 00:40:29,431 --> 00:40:31,391 - Shit! - Aww. 588 00:40:34,102 --> 00:40:37,314 - Footloose - Whoo! 589 00:40:40,317 --> 00:40:43,070 - You're playin' so cool - Whoo! - Whoo! 590 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:45,656 Obeyin' every rule 591 00:40:45,781 --> 00:40:48,408 - Dig way down in your heart - Down in your art- 592 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,827 - You're yearnin', burnin' - You're flurnin', burnin', earnin' 593 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:53,997 - Somebody to tell you - Somebody better tell you 594 00:40:54,122 --> 00:40:57,501 - That life ain't passin' you by - You have one hell of an eye 595 00:40:59,127 --> 00:41:01,880 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 596 00:41:02,005 --> 00:41:04,591 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 597 00:41:04,716 --> 00:41:06,760 - Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut 598 00:41:06,885 --> 00:41:09,346 - Everybody, everybody cut footloose - Footloose 599 00:41:22,985 --> 00:41:25,487 I got your picture I got your picture 600 00:41:25,612 --> 00:41:28,073 I'd like a million of ya all to myself 601 00:41:28,198 --> 00:41:30,742 I want a doctor to take a picture 602 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:33,412 So I can look at you from inside as well 603 00:41:33,537 --> 00:41:37,416 - You got me turning up and turning down - Okay, I give up. What are you doing? 604 00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:39,876 Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious. 605 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,631 - Turning Japanese - Oh, my God. What is with that kid? 606 00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:47,217 I don't know. He is sick! 607 00:41:47,342 --> 00:41:52,764 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 608 00:41:52,889 --> 00:41:57,728 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 609 00:41:57,853 --> 00:42:00,564 Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so 610 00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:03,191 Oh, I'm sorry. No. 611 00:42:03,317 --> 00:42:06,403 No, not you. No. I was trying to scare your little boy. 612 00:42:09,197 --> 00:42:12,659 Oh, my God. Are my lips that big? 613 00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:19,291 Woke up this mornin' happy as can be 614 00:42:19,416 --> 00:42:21,626 - Some more of that? - Yeah. 615 00:42:21,752 --> 00:42:24,254 All right. Now, just remember, from this point on... 616 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:28,175 we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women. 617 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,095 Right. Okay. 618 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:36,016 God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack. 619 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:42,481 Yeah. Hello. Um, we need something to go. 620 00:42:42,606 --> 00:42:47,527 - Okay. - Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special? 621 00:42:49,154 --> 00:42:51,323 - Come again? - Well, we're businesswomen. 622 00:42:51,448 --> 00:42:56,078 - Yeah. From L. A. - And you know some places have, like, a lunch special. 623 00:42:56,203 --> 00:42:59,039 For businesswomen. 624 00:42:59,164 --> 00:43:02,417 We don't have anything like that. 625 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:06,171 Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes... 626 00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:09,716 - 'cause we're in a hurry. - Mm. We're due in Tucson later. 627 00:43:09,841 --> 00:43:13,804 For a business thing. You know. 628 00:43:13,929 --> 00:43:15,931 What kind of business you in? 629 00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:29,277 I can't believe we never thought of what to say we did for a living. 630 00:43:29,403 --> 00:43:32,072 Oh. Which one of these guys... 631 00:43:32,197 --> 00:43:34,950 will I have sex with at the reunion? 632 00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:38,370 Ooh! Casey Degan! 633 00:43:38,495 --> 00:43:41,581 - Aaah! - Come on! Now, we're running out of time. 634 00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:48,171 I know. Why don't we say that we own our own company? 635 00:43:48,296 --> 00:43:50,716 Ooh, good. Like what? 636 00:43:50,841 --> 00:43:54,594 - Like, what if we invented something? - Like what? 637 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:59,057 Well, okay, I-I think it should be like something that-that everybody has heard about... 638 00:43:59,182 --> 00:44:02,269 but-but nobody really knows who invented it. 639 00:44:02,394 --> 00:44:04,563 Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-Its! 640 00:44:04,688 --> 00:44:07,941 - Everybody knows what Post-Its are! - Yeah! 641 00:44:08,066 --> 00:44:11,278 They're the little yellow things with the stickum on the back, right? 642 00:44:11,403 --> 00:44:13,405 Okay. 643 00:44:13,530 --> 00:44:16,408 Okay, we're-we're working in this advertising agency after college. 644 00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:18,618 - Ooh, college! Good one! - Yeah. 645 00:44:18,744 --> 00:44:21,955 And we have, like, this big, like, presentation... 646 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,957 to make to, like, a client. 647 00:44:24,082 --> 00:44:26,877 - Hmm! - So-so-so we're, like, brainstorming... 648 00:44:27,002 --> 00:44:29,629 and all of the sudden we're out of paper clips! 649 00:44:29,755 --> 00:44:33,133 - Good! - And so, okay- So then I, I, like- 650 00:44:33,258 --> 00:44:35,469 Okay, I say- I say- Okay- 651 00:44:35,594 --> 00:44:38,889 "Wouldn't it be great if there was, like, this, like, stickum on the back of this paper... 652 00:44:39,014 --> 00:44:43,018 "so, like, it-it would just- if I laid it on top of that other paper it would just stay... 653 00:44:43,143 --> 00:44:45,020 you know, like, without a paper clip?" 654 00:44:45,145 --> 00:44:46,772 - Yes! - Ahh! 655 00:44:46,897 --> 00:44:49,107 So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle... 656 00:44:49,232 --> 00:44:51,860 that, like, has, like, a- like a- like a paper company or a paper mill... 657 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:54,988 and-and he's, like, really into it, and the rest is history! 658 00:44:55,113 --> 00:44:57,491 Oh, my God! It is perfect! 659 00:44:57,616 --> 00:45:00,702 Wow! Don't you think? 660 00:45:00,827 --> 00:45:03,664 Well, yeah, but- 661 00:45:03,789 --> 00:45:06,792 - "Well, yeah, but" what? - I don't know. 662 00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:10,045 I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-Its all by yourself, you know. 663 00:45:10,170 --> 00:45:13,674 - I mean, what did I do? - Well, it was your grandfather or uncle. 664 00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:16,677 Yeah? 665 00:45:16,802 --> 00:45:19,680 Okay, you know, so we could say that... 666 00:45:19,805 --> 00:45:21,682 you were, like, the designer. 667 00:45:21,807 --> 00:45:25,018 Like, I thought of them, but you thought of making them yellow. 668 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,690 Well, no, but it's like most of these people... 669 00:45:29,815 --> 00:45:32,192 have, like, known us since elementary school. 670 00:45:32,317 --> 00:45:35,195 I just think that you're more believable as a designer... 671 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,991 rather than as an inventor, you know? 672 00:45:39,116 --> 00:45:41,868 - Uh-huh. - You're my lover 673 00:45:41,994 --> 00:45:45,330 Not my rival 674 00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:47,332 - What are you doing? - Look. 675 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,335 You're obviously pissed at me. 676 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,337 No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you? 677 00:45:52,462 --> 00:45:54,548 Just because now I know how you really feel about me. 678 00:45:54,673 --> 00:45:56,508 Oh, my God, I knew this would happen. 679 00:45:56,633 --> 00:45:59,845 I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you... 680 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:01,847 and it blows up in my face. 681 00:46:07,269 --> 00:46:09,980 God! You wanna be honest? 682 00:46:10,105 --> 00:46:12,983 Okay, good! Let's be honest! 683 00:46:14,359 --> 00:46:16,236 I let you have the ideas! 684 00:46:16,361 --> 00:46:18,405 - What? - Yeah, I let you have the ideas... 685 00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:21,033 so you won't feel so bad that I'm cuter. 686 00:46:21,158 --> 00:46:24,911 - You are not cuter, Michele. - I am so cuter. 687 00:46:25,037 --> 00:46:27,539 It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so. 688 00:46:27,664 --> 00:46:30,208 I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. 689 00:46:30,334 --> 00:46:32,794 That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one. 690 00:46:32,919 --> 00:46:35,797 Oh, my God. I'm talking cuteness-wise, Romy, okay? 691 00:46:35,922 --> 00:46:38,091 And cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary. 692 00:46:38,216 --> 00:46:42,596 That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter! 693 00:46:42,721 --> 00:46:45,223 Oh, proof? You want proof? Okay, fine. 694 00:46:45,349 --> 00:46:47,893 - Who lost their virginity first? - Oh, big wow! 695 00:46:48,018 --> 00:46:51,104 With your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. 696 00:46:51,229 --> 00:46:55,776 Okay, so who always gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs, huh? 697 00:46:55,901 --> 00:46:58,320 No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy. 698 00:47:03,283 --> 00:47:05,869 Well, so what? You can't even get a job! 699 00:47:05,994 --> 00:47:09,956 - I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost! - That is such a lie! 700 00:47:10,082 --> 00:47:12,959 Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see. Let's split up and see what happens. 701 00:47:13,085 --> 00:47:15,170 W- What do you mean, split up? 702 00:47:15,295 --> 00:47:19,132 When we get to Tucson, we're going our own separate ways. 703 00:47:19,257 --> 00:47:21,176 Okay. Good. 704 00:47:21,301 --> 00:47:23,178 Fine. I don't care. 705 00:47:23,303 --> 00:47:25,013 - Fine! - Fine. 706 00:47:25,138 --> 00:47:27,307 As of Tucson, we're finished. 707 00:47:28,392 --> 00:47:30,602 Well, drive fast! 708 00:48:22,904 --> 00:48:26,992 Always something there to remind me 709 00:48:40,255 --> 00:48:43,133 Wow. Billy Christianson? 710 00:48:45,302 --> 00:48:47,637 Romy. Romy White. 711 00:48:47,763 --> 00:48:51,224 No. No way. 712 00:48:51,350 --> 00:48:53,602 My God, you- you look fantastic. 713 00:48:53,727 --> 00:48:57,564 I mean, I- I never would have recognized you in a million years. 714 00:48:57,689 --> 00:49:00,025 Thanks. 715 00:49:00,150 --> 00:49:03,779 So, what have you been doin' since high school? 716 00:49:03,904 --> 00:49:07,282 Well, believe it or not... 717 00:49:07,407 --> 00:49:09,618 I invented Post-Its. 718 00:49:20,796 --> 00:49:22,339 So I told Prescott... 719 00:49:22,464 --> 00:49:25,926 "You can either pay me the 150 or I am out of here. Bye-bye. " 720 00:49:26,051 --> 00:49:30,263 I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow. 721 00:49:30,389 --> 00:49:33,392 Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman? 722 00:49:33,517 --> 00:49:37,270 No. I'm a weather girl. 723 00:49:37,396 --> 00:49:39,815 On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson. 724 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:41,775 - Oh. - So... 725 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,612 Michele, what are you up to? 726 00:49:45,737 --> 00:49:49,282 Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its. 727 00:49:49,408 --> 00:49:52,119 - You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune! 728 00:49:52,244 --> 00:49:54,287 Well, yeah. 729 00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:56,289 No offence, Michele... 730 00:49:56,415 --> 00:49:59,501 but how in the world did you think of Post-Its? 731 00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:04,589 Um... well... 732 00:50:04,715 --> 00:50:06,591 uh... 733 00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,346 And I invented them totally by myself. 734 00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:15,434 I mean, all Michele did was say, "What about making them yellow?" 735 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,437 Really? 736 00:50:25,068 --> 00:50:29,990 - Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. - Oh, really? 737 00:50:30,115 --> 00:50:32,826 Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account... 738 00:50:32,951 --> 00:50:37,164 of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 739 00:50:38,081 --> 00:50:41,335 No. Um- 740 00:50:42,502 --> 00:50:45,339 Well, ordinarily when you make glue... 741 00:50:45,464 --> 00:50:48,800 first you need to thermoset your resin... 742 00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:53,180 and then after it cools you mix in a, um, epoxide. 743 00:50:53,305 --> 00:50:55,599 Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name... 744 00:50:55,724 --> 00:50:59,019 for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right? 745 00:50:59,144 --> 00:51:03,231 But then I thought maybe- just maybe- you could raise the viscosity... 746 00:51:03,357 --> 00:51:07,402 by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. 747 00:51:07,527 --> 00:51:10,530 And it turns out, I was right. 748 00:51:12,324 --> 00:51:14,701 Huh? I don't believe it. 749 00:51:14,826 --> 00:51:18,330 You must be the most successful person in our graduating class. 750 00:51:18,455 --> 00:51:21,375 Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye. 751 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,878 Always something there to remind me 752 00:51:34,513 --> 00:51:36,390 This is so great. 753 00:51:39,184 --> 00:51:41,061 Romy? 754 00:51:43,021 --> 00:51:44,898 Can I ask you something? 755 00:51:47,818 --> 00:51:50,696 Romy! You will not believe what just happened! 756 00:51:50,821 --> 00:51:53,240 Michele, can't you see that I am busy? 757 00:51:54,574 --> 00:51:56,785 Fine. Okay, just forget it. 758 00:52:02,582 --> 00:52:05,293 Whoa! Oh. Oww. 759 00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:07,796 Oww. Oww. Oww. 760 00:52:07,921 --> 00:52:09,381 Oh! 761 00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:12,092 Oh! Come on! 762 00:52:13,385 --> 00:52:16,138 Oh, God! Are you all right? 763 00:52:16,263 --> 00:52:18,890 - What do you think? - I am so sorry. 764 00:52:19,016 --> 00:52:21,893 My-My-My driver didn't see you. 765 00:52:22,019 --> 00:52:25,147 Please. Come. 766 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:28,984 I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo. 767 00:52:29,109 --> 00:52:30,986 Let me make it up to you. 768 00:52:34,072 --> 00:52:35,449 Okay. 769 00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:48,337 Oh, my God. 770 00:52:48,462 --> 00:52:51,965 - Here. Help yourself, Michele. - Thanks. 771 00:52:52,090 --> 00:52:54,301 Wait. How do you know my name? 772 00:52:54,426 --> 00:52:57,637 It's me, Michele. Sandy. 773 00:52:57,763 --> 00:53:00,599 - Sandy Frink? - Uh-huh. 774 00:53:00,724 --> 00:53:03,143 But you're so dreamy. 775 00:53:03,268 --> 00:53:05,145 Well, when I made my first million... 776 00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:08,357 my present to myself was a new face. 777 00:53:08,482 --> 00:53:10,359 Okay, I'm not just saying this... 778 00:53:10,484 --> 00:53:12,694 but you really picked a good one. 779 00:53:12,819 --> 00:53:14,821 Thanks. 780 00:53:16,365 --> 00:53:18,492 I had this notebook... 781 00:53:18,617 --> 00:53:22,788 with "Mrs Romy Christianson" written on it, like, about a thousand times. 782 00:53:24,915 --> 00:53:27,793 Now you think I'm some sort of geek. 783 00:53:29,419 --> 00:53:31,880 No. No. 784 00:53:32,005 --> 00:53:35,133 No, not at all. 785 00:53:36,635 --> 00:53:38,845 I'm flattered. 786 00:53:41,807 --> 00:53:44,184 Hi, Billy. 787 00:53:44,309 --> 00:53:46,812 I've been lookin' all over for you. 788 00:53:47,646 --> 00:53:49,523 You wanna dance once? 789 00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:52,526 You know, for old times' sake. 790 00:53:59,992 --> 00:54:02,327 No, thanks. 791 00:54:04,329 --> 00:54:06,873 I owe this one to Romy. 792 00:54:33,859 --> 00:54:36,987 Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote. 793 00:54:37,112 --> 00:54:40,198 - Come on! - Vote? What vote? 794 00:54:40,324 --> 00:54:44,161 - Let's go. We gotta get in there. - Okay. 795 00:54:47,956 --> 00:54:50,417 Wait, I can't find my top. 796 00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:54,046 Where are you? 797 00:55:06,099 --> 00:55:08,060 Hey, how you guys doin' tonight? 798 00:55:08,185 --> 00:55:12,439 I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious... 799 00:55:12,564 --> 00:55:15,067 as I am to hear the results of the vote. 800 00:55:15,192 --> 00:55:16,985 What vote? 801 00:55:17,110 --> 00:55:21,907 The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is- 802 00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:27,412 It's a tie. It's a tie. 803 00:55:27,537 --> 00:55:30,791 The Most Changed for the Better Since High School are... 804 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:35,087 Romy White and Michele Weinberger. 805 00:55:40,425 --> 00:55:44,805 Honey, go on up there and get your medal. 806 00:55:44,930 --> 00:55:46,807 Okay. 807 00:55:46,932 --> 00:55:50,310 How weird. I didn't even know we were voting. 808 00:56:11,915 --> 00:56:14,042 Get me another daiquiri. 809 00:56:22,801 --> 00:56:24,678 Here you go. 810 00:56:26,304 --> 00:56:30,475 Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top. 811 00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:38,191 Honey, that is beautiful. 812 00:58:06,446 --> 00:58:08,490 May I take that for you, sir? 813 00:58:08,615 --> 00:58:12,452 No, no, no. You leave me alone. 814 00:58:17,582 --> 00:58:22,462 Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear? 815 00:58:24,798 --> 00:58:27,592 You miss her, don't you? 816 00:58:28,719 --> 00:58:30,595 Duh. 817 00:58:31,430 --> 00:58:33,306 Michele... 818 00:58:35,976 --> 00:58:41,064 have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years? 819 00:58:41,189 --> 00:58:43,483 Oh, no. No, Sandy. 820 00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:45,444 Oh, good. 821 00:58:45,569 --> 00:58:49,156 I've just been lonely with no one to talk to. 822 00:58:51,992 --> 00:58:54,286 Why don't you call her? 823 00:58:55,662 --> 00:58:57,539 - Okay. - Yeah. 824 00:59:04,171 --> 00:59:07,341 - Hello? - Billy Christianson? 825 00:59:07,466 --> 00:59:10,719 Oh, no, no, I'm-I'm Billy Junior. 826 00:59:10,844 --> 00:59:15,182 Oh, Billy, honey, is your mommy home? 827 00:59:15,307 --> 00:59:17,100 Well, yeah. 828 00:59:17,225 --> 00:59:20,812 Yeah, but, uh, she can't come to the phone right now. 829 00:59:20,937 --> 00:59:22,814 She-She's on her deathbed. 830 00:59:22,939 --> 00:59:25,192 - Romy. - Oh, dear. 831 00:59:25,317 --> 00:59:27,361 Billy, honey... 832 00:59:27,486 --> 00:59:32,366 tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink... 833 00:59:32,491 --> 00:59:34,368 is on the phone... 834 00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:38,622 and would very much like to speak with her. 835 00:59:45,003 --> 00:59:47,381 No. 836 00:59:47,506 --> 00:59:49,508 Not until you admit... 837 00:59:49,633 --> 00:59:53,053 that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 838 00:59:54,054 --> 00:59:56,723 I'm the Mary. 839 00:59:56,848 --> 00:59:58,725 I'm the Mary! 840 00:59:58,850 --> 01:00:04,022 I'm the- You're a pasty hag on a deathbed. 841 01:00:05,148 --> 01:00:09,236 I'm the Mary. Everybody knows. 842 01:00:09,361 --> 01:00:11,697 Way to go, honey. 843 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,086 Oh, God. 844 01:00:26,211 --> 01:00:28,088 Oh, we're really here. 845 01:00:30,549 --> 01:00:32,718 - Oh, God. - Good evening, sir. 846 01:00:32,843 --> 01:00:34,928 Thanks for not waking me up, Romy. 847 01:00:35,053 --> 01:00:37,431 God, what a bitch. 848 01:00:57,367 --> 01:01:00,245 Don't get me wrong 849 01:01:02,372 --> 01:01:04,750 If I'm looking kind of dazzled 850 01:01:07,377 --> 01:01:10,756 I see neon lights 851 01:01:11,882 --> 01:01:14,760 Whenever you walk by 852 01:01:16,386 --> 01:01:18,764 Don't get me wrong 853 01:01:20,098 --> 01:01:23,226 - Hey, Romy White. - Hey. 854 01:01:23,352 --> 01:01:27,314 - Where's Michele? - I don't know. 855 01:01:27,439 --> 01:01:29,775 Um, anybody see Billy Christianson? 856 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:32,653 - Try the bar. - Thanks, man. 857 01:01:35,322 --> 01:01:38,950 Don't get me wrong 858 01:01:39,076 --> 01:01:42,788 Oh, excuse me, excuse me. You-you can't go in without a name tag. 859 01:01:42,913 --> 01:01:44,831 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 860 01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:46,917 Uh, Michele Weinberger. 861 01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:51,630 Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great! 862 01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:55,175 It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters. 863 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,678 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 864 01:01:57,803 --> 01:01:59,971 Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag. 865 01:02:00,097 --> 01:02:02,349 And, um, Romy is already inside. 866 01:02:02,474 --> 01:02:06,144 - I could care less. I am not here with Romy. - You're kidding me. 867 01:02:06,269 --> 01:02:08,522 No, we're not even friends any more. 868 01:02:08,647 --> 01:02:11,692 We had this big falling out over Post-Its. 869 01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:14,903 - Post-Its? - It's a long story. 870 01:02:15,028 --> 01:02:16,905 - See ya. - W-W- 871 01:02:22,327 --> 01:02:25,205 I'm only off to wander 872 01:02:27,332 --> 01:02:30,210 Across a moonlit night 873 01:02:33,171 --> 01:02:35,674 Once in a while 874 01:02:35,799 --> 01:02:37,843 Two people meet 875 01:02:37,968 --> 01:02:42,014 Seemingly, for no reason they just pass on the street 876 01:02:42,139 --> 01:02:47,185 Suddenly thundershowers everywhere 877 01:02:47,311 --> 01:02:49,354 Who can explain the thunder and rain 878 01:02:49,479 --> 01:02:51,565 But there's somethin' in the air 879 01:02:51,690 --> 01:02:54,067 Ooh, excuse me. 880 01:02:54,192 --> 01:02:56,111 Hi, Romy. How are you? 881 01:02:56,236 --> 01:02:59,406 - Lisa Luder? - Yes. 882 01:03:00,824 --> 01:03:03,452 So, where's the rest of the "A" group? 883 01:03:03,577 --> 01:03:05,954 Oh, they're around here someplace. 884 01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:08,206 We sort of lost touch over the years. 885 01:03:08,332 --> 01:03:12,377 Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more? 886 01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:17,299 I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago. 887 01:03:17,424 --> 01:03:19,301 Because she's selfish... 888 01:03:19,426 --> 01:03:21,720 and she always, like, devalues me. 889 01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:23,722 And I'm sick of it, you know? 890 01:03:27,893 --> 01:03:30,437 God, you guys are easy to talk to. 891 01:03:30,562 --> 01:03:32,439 I invented Post-Its. 892 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:38,612 - You know, the yellow things with the stickum on the back? - Yes, I know what they are. 893 01:03:38,737 --> 01:03:41,490 So, uh, what are you up to? 894 01:03:41,615 --> 01:03:45,661 I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue. 895 01:03:45,786 --> 01:03:49,081 Wow! Wh- Good job! 896 01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:52,459 Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue... 897 01:03:52,584 --> 01:03:55,712 for the past ten years. 898 01:03:55,837 --> 01:03:59,007 Okay, well, it was very nice talking with you. 899 01:03:59,132 --> 01:04:01,301 Nice talking to you too. 900 01:04:02,928 --> 01:04:05,806 Okay, Romy. 901 01:04:05,931 --> 01:04:08,767 It might just be fantastic 902 01:04:10,394 --> 01:04:12,813 Don't get me wrong 903 01:04:22,656 --> 01:04:24,533 It was so cute. 904 01:04:24,658 --> 01:04:27,035 My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby. 905 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,163 And when the box arrived, little Jake looks up at me and says... 906 01:04:30,288 --> 01:04:32,374 "Mommy, is that the baby?" 907 01:04:32,499 --> 01:04:35,627 - Oh. - I wish. 908 01:04:36,545 --> 01:04:37,921 Hey, everyone. 909 01:04:38,046 --> 01:04:40,924 - And so we meet again. - Oh, hi. 910 01:04:42,092 --> 01:04:43,301 Romy White. 911 01:04:44,803 --> 01:04:46,680 You're the chubby girl. 912 01:04:46,805 --> 01:04:51,310 Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time. 913 01:04:51,435 --> 01:04:53,979 So, what are all of you up to? 914 01:04:54,104 --> 01:04:56,982 Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job. 915 01:04:57,107 --> 01:05:00,068 Are you a big TV news anchorwoman now? 916 01:05:00,193 --> 01:05:03,697 Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more. 917 01:05:03,822 --> 01:05:07,534 My priorities have changed since I became a mommy. 918 01:05:07,659 --> 01:05:10,162 Can you believe this is number three? 919 01:05:10,287 --> 01:05:12,664 Wow, three kids. 920 01:05:12,789 --> 01:05:14,916 God, you must feel really tied down. 921 01:05:16,668 --> 01:05:20,047 Not at all. I feel very fulfilled. 922 01:05:20,172 --> 01:05:24,051 Besides, Billy always wanted a big family. 923 01:05:26,678 --> 01:05:29,556 - Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 924 01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:32,726 - You married Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 925 01:05:32,851 --> 01:05:35,479 For almost ten years now. 926 01:05:35,604 --> 01:05:38,357 Billy's in real estate development. 927 01:05:40,859 --> 01:05:43,236 So, how about you? Any kids? 928 01:05:44,071 --> 01:05:45,947 Oh, uh, no. 929 01:05:46,073 --> 01:05:49,910 I just haven't had time, you know, what with running my own business and all. 930 01:05:50,035 --> 01:05:51,912 Your own business? 931 01:05:52,037 --> 01:05:55,624 Yeah. I invented Post-Its. 932 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,086 No, really. What do you do? 933 01:06:00,295 --> 01:06:04,800 That's what I do. I invented Post-Its. 934 01:06:04,925 --> 01:06:07,969 Oh. You're kidding me. 935 01:06:10,722 --> 01:06:12,891 Well, I've made a lot of money. 936 01:06:13,016 --> 01:06:16,061 Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink. 937 01:06:16,186 --> 01:06:18,063 - The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah. 938 01:06:18,188 --> 01:06:21,900 He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America. 939 01:06:22,025 --> 01:06:24,611 Hey, if anybody needs to make a call... 940 01:06:24,736 --> 01:06:27,280 I've got a phone. 941 01:06:44,756 --> 01:06:46,633 - Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no. 942 01:06:46,758 --> 01:06:49,636 - Uh, you can't go in without a name tag. - Fuck off! 943 01:06:49,761 --> 01:06:54,099 Heather Mooney? Oh, my God, you're exactly the same. 944 01:06:54,224 --> 01:06:56,768 Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here? 945 01:06:59,646 --> 01:07:01,982 This ought to be so good. 946 01:07:05,319 --> 01:07:07,779 Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney. 947 01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:10,657 - What? - Hello, Romy. 948 01:07:10,782 --> 01:07:13,285 Uh- E- Uh- You- 949 01:07:13,410 --> 01:07:16,997 Oh, uh- Heather, you said you weren't coming. 950 01:07:17,122 --> 01:07:20,667 Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married- 951 01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:23,170 What a waste of a tank of gas, huh? 952 01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,757 Okay, well, come on. I'll help you go find him. 953 01:07:26,882 --> 01:07:30,344 Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted. 954 01:07:30,469 --> 01:07:33,388 Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school? 955 01:07:33,513 --> 01:07:35,390 No, you can stay. 956 01:07:35,515 --> 01:07:39,811 We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to? 957 01:07:39,936 --> 01:07:42,898 Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? I invented the quick-burning paper. 958 01:07:43,023 --> 01:07:46,318 - Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors. - Meaning? 959 01:07:46,443 --> 01:07:48,320 Oh, you know, Sandy Frink invented something too. 960 01:07:48,445 --> 01:07:51,323 - Hey, isn't that Sandy over there now? - What did Sandy invent? 961 01:07:51,448 --> 01:07:55,994 - Some kind of rubber. - Romy here invented Post-Its. - You did not. 962 01:07:56,119 --> 01:07:57,162 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 963 01:07:57,287 --> 01:07:58,246 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 964 01:07:58,372 --> 01:07:59,665 Yeah, I- Well, who did then? 965 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:02,000 A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp. 966 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,586 We studied it in business school. 967 01:08:07,673 --> 01:08:09,049 You're kidding me. 968 01:08:09,174 --> 01:08:11,885 You just made all that up? 969 01:08:25,357 --> 01:08:28,026 Oh, God, you are so weird. 970 01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:31,780 - Why don't you just leave her alone? - Michele. 971 01:08:31,905 --> 01:08:35,075 Oh, it's the back brace girl. 972 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,911 - Hi, back brace girl. - Hi, back brace girl. 973 01:08:38,036 --> 01:08:40,914 Oh, shut up. 974 01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:43,083 And what are you picking on us for anyway? 975 01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:45,585 We are not the ones who got fat. 976 01:08:45,711 --> 01:08:48,588 We're pregnant, you half-wit. 977 01:08:48,714 --> 01:08:51,591 Oh, yeah, well... 978 01:08:51,717 --> 01:08:54,886 I hope your babies look like monkeys. 979 01:08:55,012 --> 01:08:56,930 Come on, Romy. 980 01:09:08,358 --> 01:09:13,071 - Oh, Romy. - Oh, please, go away. Just leave me alone. 981 01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:17,284 Why did I even come back here? 982 01:09:17,409 --> 01:09:20,078 Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story... 983 01:09:20,203 --> 01:09:22,164 and having everybody laugh at you. 984 01:09:22,289 --> 01:09:27,794 - Like what? - Like losing your best friend. 985 01:09:27,919 --> 01:09:29,796 You know? I mean, I had the worst dream, Romy. 986 01:09:29,921 --> 01:09:34,217 I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old. 987 01:09:34,343 --> 01:09:37,012 But I mean, like, we were, like, really, really old. 988 01:09:37,137 --> 01:09:39,181 And-And we weren't friends. 989 01:09:41,224 --> 01:09:44,478 I can't stand that we're mad at each other. 990 01:09:44,603 --> 01:09:47,564 Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things. 991 01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:50,525 You're as cute as me. You are. 992 01:09:50,651 --> 01:09:54,446 And-And in some cultures, maybe cuter. 993 01:09:54,571 --> 01:09:56,990 I'm sorry too. 994 01:09:57,115 --> 01:10:01,286 I shouldn't have said that you weren't smart enough to invent Post-Its. 995 01:10:01,411 --> 01:10:04,289 Well, I mean, maybe I'm not. 996 01:10:04,414 --> 01:10:08,293 Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue. 997 01:10:11,963 --> 01:10:14,299 So, are we friends again? 998 01:10:16,093 --> 01:10:17,969 Well, duh. 999 01:10:20,305 --> 01:10:22,224 Okay. 1000 01:10:22,349 --> 01:10:24,226 And you know what, it doesn't even matter... 1001 01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:27,562 that we told, like, what, four people some dumb lie. 1002 01:10:27,688 --> 01:10:30,023 Who cares? 1003 01:10:30,148 --> 01:10:32,818 Hi, everybody. 1004 01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:36,196 Settle down. Hi. 1005 01:10:36,321 --> 01:10:39,950 I'm Christie Masters-Christianson. 1006 01:10:42,619 --> 01:10:45,497 I have been asked to formally welcome you all... 1007 01:10:45,622 --> 01:10:49,292 to Sagebrush High's ten-year reunion. 1008 01:10:56,091 --> 01:10:59,469 We have come a long way in the past ten years. 1009 01:10:59,594 --> 01:11:02,556 Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country... 1010 01:11:02,681 --> 01:11:05,309 as a fashion editor for "Vogue" magazine. 1011 01:11:14,192 --> 01:11:16,820 And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year... 1012 01:11:16,945 --> 01:11:20,198 as a member of the Dallas Cowboys football team. 1013 01:11:24,536 --> 01:11:25,412 And... 1014 01:11:25,537 --> 01:11:27,914 Romy and Michele claimed... 1015 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,751 they invented Post-Its. 1016 01:11:51,063 --> 01:11:52,939 All I ever wanted was for people to think... 1017 01:11:53,065 --> 01:11:54,941 that we were better than we were in high school. 1018 01:11:55,067 --> 01:11:58,445 And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were. 1019 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,908 No, Romy. 1020 01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:05,911 Can I tell you the truth? 1021 01:12:07,579 --> 01:12:11,041 I never knew that we weren't that great in high school. 1022 01:12:11,166 --> 01:12:13,543 I mean, we always had so much fun together. 1023 01:12:13,669 --> 01:12:15,671 I thought high school was a blast. 1024 01:12:15,796 --> 01:12:18,965 And until you told me that our lives weren't good enough... 1025 01:12:19,091 --> 01:12:22,636 I thought everything since high school was a blast. 1026 01:12:22,761 --> 01:12:25,472 I think we should go back out there as ourselves... 1027 01:12:25,597 --> 01:12:28,475 and just have fun like we always do. 1028 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,602 The hell with everyone else. 1029 01:12:30,727 --> 01:12:33,522 I don't think I can. 1030 01:12:33,647 --> 01:12:36,858 Well, do you think you can stop being such a baby? 1031 01:12:38,151 --> 01:12:40,028 God, I feel like I've been, like... 1032 01:12:40,153 --> 01:12:42,030 chasing you all over this reunion. 1033 01:12:42,155 --> 01:12:44,032 We have come all this way. 1034 01:12:44,157 --> 01:12:48,829 Now we are going to enjoy ourselves whether you like it or not. 1035 01:12:48,954 --> 01:12:52,916 God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before. 1036 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,002 You're so bossy and domineering. 1037 01:12:56,628 --> 01:13:00,716 - I like it. - Me too. 1038 01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:09,766 She's got it 1039 01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:12,769 Yeah, baby she's got it 1040 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,983 - I don't believe it. - What? 1041 01:13:18,108 --> 01:13:19,484 They're ba-ack. 1042 01:13:22,154 --> 01:13:23,697 Well, I'm your Venus 1043 01:13:23,822 --> 01:13:25,699 - Nice outfits. - I'm your fire 1044 01:13:25,824 --> 01:13:28,702 Post-Its must be really lucrative. 1045 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:38,545 - Are you sure you want to do this? - Oh, yeah, Michele, I am so sure. 1046 01:13:41,131 --> 01:13:43,675 What the hell is your problem, Christie? 1047 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,178 Why are you always such a nasty bitch? 1048 01:13:47,888 --> 01:13:50,724 Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people? 1049 01:13:50,849 --> 01:13:54,394 I mean, yeah, okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story. 1050 01:13:54,519 --> 01:13:57,230 We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. 1051 01:13:57,356 --> 01:13:59,232 But you know what I finally realized? 1052 01:13:59,358 --> 01:14:02,444 I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you. 1053 01:14:02,569 --> 01:14:04,446 You're a bad person with an ugly heart... 1054 01:14:04,571 --> 01:14:07,449 and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. 1055 01:14:13,288 --> 01:14:15,916 - Come on, Michele. - Okay. 1056 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:18,794 And, yeah. 1057 01:14:18,919 --> 01:14:21,963 It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives... 1058 01:14:22,089 --> 01:14:24,132 as they are about those hideous clothes. 1059 01:14:26,051 --> 01:14:29,262 Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines... 1060 01:14:29,388 --> 01:14:31,598 a fun, frisky use of colour. 1061 01:14:31,723 --> 01:14:36,061 All in all, I'd have to say they're really not bad. 1062 01:14:45,862 --> 01:14:49,616 Well, we still think they're ridiculous. 1063 01:14:49,741 --> 01:14:51,618 Don't we, girls? 1064 01:14:57,749 --> 01:15:00,961 Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once? 1065 01:15:01,086 --> 01:15:03,588 You're just jealous... 1066 01:15:03,714 --> 01:15:09,011 because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried-up career woman I might mention... 1067 01:15:09,136 --> 01:15:11,513 we're all happily married. 1068 01:15:11,638 --> 01:15:13,807 That's right, Christie. 1069 01:15:13,932 --> 01:15:16,018 Keep telling yourself that. 1070 01:15:28,322 --> 01:15:31,158 - I do love those outfits. - Yeah, sure do. 1071 01:15:31,283 --> 01:15:33,201 - Oh, great. - Thanks. 1072 01:15:33,327 --> 01:15:35,329 Michele made them. 1073 01:15:35,454 --> 01:15:39,333 Well, I just sewed them. We both designed them. 1074 01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:42,127 - Fifty-fifty. - Wow. - Yeah. 1075 01:15:42,252 --> 01:15:43,962 That's so cool. 1076 01:15:45,589 --> 01:15:47,549 Well, it's been really terrific seeing all of you. 1077 01:15:47,674 --> 01:15:49,843 - Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye. 1078 01:15:50,927 --> 01:15:51,803 Hi. 1079 01:15:53,513 --> 01:15:57,851 I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you. 1080 01:15:57,976 --> 01:16:01,688 Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway. 1081 01:16:01,813 --> 01:16:06,026 It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school. 1082 01:16:06,151 --> 01:16:07,819 - Us? - Yes, you. 1083 01:16:07,944 --> 01:16:10,739 With your long hair and your long legs... 1084 01:16:10,864 --> 01:16:12,991 walkin' on your legs, flippin' your hair. 1085 01:16:13,116 --> 01:16:15,035 I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy. 1086 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,746 And the whole time you were makin' my life hell... 1087 01:16:17,871 --> 01:16:20,374 the "A" group was making your life hell; I didn't know. 1088 01:16:20,499 --> 01:16:25,045 You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell. 1089 01:16:25,170 --> 01:16:29,424 Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell. 1090 01:16:29,549 --> 01:16:33,053 You know what? I bet that's not true. You were really unpleasant. 1091 01:16:33,178 --> 01:16:35,055 - You think? - Oh, yeah. God. 1092 01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:37,391 Heather? Oh, I'm off duty. 1093 01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:40,185 Um, since you never got around to it in high school... 1094 01:16:40,310 --> 01:16:42,896 I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook. 1095 01:16:43,021 --> 01:16:46,149 And, uh, please don't tell me to fuck off... 1096 01:16:46,274 --> 01:16:48,235 because it really hurts my feelings. 1097 01:16:49,611 --> 01:16:52,781 - I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time. 1098 01:16:52,906 --> 01:16:55,784 Tremendous! That's tremendous! 1099 01:16:55,909 --> 01:16:58,453 Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it. 1100 01:16:58,578 --> 01:17:02,374 Okay, great. I'll-I'll be right back, okay? 1101 01:17:02,499 --> 01:17:05,335 Michele, I think maybe we should leave. 1102 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:07,963 There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better. 1103 01:17:08,088 --> 01:17:13,135 Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter! 1104 01:17:14,261 --> 01:17:16,305 Sandy Frink has a helicopter? 1105 01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:18,265 Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions. 1106 01:17:18,390 --> 01:17:21,935 He invented some kind of special rubber or something. 1107 01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:24,646 Like for condoms? 1108 01:17:29,484 --> 01:17:32,362 Whoa-ohh-ohh 1109 01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,619 The hot summer night 1110 01:17:39,745 --> 01:17:42,122 Fell like a net 1111 01:17:43,749 --> 01:17:48,128 I've gotta find my baby yet 1112 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,966 You think I'm cute 1113 01:17:53,091 --> 01:17:56,345 A little bit shy 1114 01:17:56,470 --> 01:18:01,224 Mama, I ain't that kind of guy 1115 01:18:01,350 --> 01:18:05,854 That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking? 1116 01:18:05,979 --> 01:18:07,439 Whoa-ohh-ohh 1117 01:18:12,277 --> 01:18:14,154 Sandy, hi. 1118 01:18:14,279 --> 01:18:16,365 - Doctor, Doctor, give me the news - You look so rich. 1119 01:18:16,490 --> 01:18:20,661 - I got a bad case of lovin' you - I mean, great. 1120 01:18:20,786 --> 01:18:22,996 No pill's gonna cure my ill 1121 01:18:23,121 --> 01:18:28,794 I got a bad case of lovin' you 1122 01:18:30,295 --> 01:18:32,631 Michele. 1123 01:18:32,756 --> 01:18:37,886 - After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks. 1124 01:18:38,011 --> 01:18:41,473 So you must be, like, the most successful person... 1125 01:18:41,598 --> 01:18:43,517 in our entire graduating class. 1126 01:18:44,977 --> 01:18:48,188 Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success. " 1127 01:18:48,313 --> 01:18:52,025 If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen... 1128 01:18:52,150 --> 01:18:55,988 one in Acapulco, a penthouse in New York, a mansion in Malibu... 1129 01:18:56,113 --> 01:18:58,740 a 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar... 1130 01:18:58,865 --> 01:19:01,868 a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef... 1131 01:19:01,994 --> 01:19:03,870 a live-in masseuse and a staff of 24... 1132 01:19:03,996 --> 01:19:06,206 then, yeah... 1133 01:19:06,331 --> 01:19:08,417 I guess I am successful. 1134 01:19:10,168 --> 01:19:13,505 But no matter how much I accumulate... 1135 01:19:13,630 --> 01:19:16,883 there's still one thing I just don't have. 1136 01:19:18,051 --> 01:19:19,720 Your own country? 1137 01:19:21,972 --> 01:19:24,016 I don't have you, Michele. 1138 01:19:27,811 --> 01:19:29,771 Will you dance with me? 1139 01:19:31,898 --> 01:19:35,527 Only if Romy can dance with us. 1140 01:19:35,652 --> 01:19:37,529 Sure. 1141 01:19:56,089 --> 01:19:58,300 Lying in my bed 1142 01:19:58,425 --> 01:20:03,305 I hear the clock tick and think of you 1143 01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:06,308 Caught up in circles 1144 01:20:06,433 --> 01:20:10,437 Confusion is nothing new 1145 01:20:10,562 --> 01:20:14,650 Flashback Warm nights 1146 01:20:14,775 --> 01:20:17,903 Almost left behind 1147 01:20:18,028 --> 01:20:21,990 Suitcase of memories 1148 01:20:22,115 --> 01:20:26,662 Time after Sometimes you picture me 1149 01:20:26,787 --> 01:20:30,624 I'm walkin' too far ahead 1150 01:20:30,749 --> 01:20:33,794 You're callin' to me 1151 01:20:33,919 --> 01:20:38,131 I can't hear what you've said 1152 01:20:38,256 --> 01:20:42,469 Then you say "Go slow" 1153 01:20:42,594 --> 01:20:45,806 I fall behind 1154 01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:48,517 The second hand unwinds 1155 01:20:48,642 --> 01:20:53,188 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 1156 01:20:53,313 --> 01:20:56,024 Time after time 1157 01:20:56,149 --> 01:21:00,487 If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting 1158 01:21:00,612 --> 01:21:03,323 Time after time 1159 01:21:03,448 --> 01:21:07,953 If you're lost, you can look and you will find me 1160 01:21:08,078 --> 01:21:10,497 Time after time 1161 01:21:10,622 --> 01:21:12,499 If you fall I will catch you 1162 01:21:12,624 --> 01:21:15,293 - I'll be waiting - I will be waiting 1163 01:21:15,419 --> 01:21:17,004 Time after time 1164 01:21:19,131 --> 01:21:21,008 Time after time 1165 01:21:22,801 --> 01:21:24,845 Time after time 1166 01:21:26,471 --> 01:21:29,516 Time after time 1167 01:21:29,641 --> 01:21:32,019 Time after time 1168 01:21:33,645 --> 01:21:35,731 See, I told you it would pay off... 1169 01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:38,233 to go to those clubs every night. 1170 01:21:43,322 --> 01:21:44,531 Come on. 1171 01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:51,163 Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 1172 01:21:51,288 --> 01:21:53,206 What do you want? 1173 01:21:53,332 --> 01:21:56,877 You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole. 1174 01:21:57,002 --> 01:21:59,046 Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister. 1175 01:21:59,171 --> 01:22:01,340 Why not? Couldn't catch 'em? 1176 01:22:01,465 --> 01:22:05,552 I guess I deserve that. I was a jerk. 1177 01:22:07,346 --> 01:22:09,222 But I was so miserable in high school... 1178 01:22:09,348 --> 01:22:12,351 I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. 1179 01:22:12,476 --> 01:22:16,563 I just couldn't breathe there, you know? 1180 01:22:16,688 --> 01:22:19,066 Plus, I had this really bad stutter. 1181 01:22:20,609 --> 01:22:24,196 Listen, you, uh, wanna go somewhere quiet? 1182 01:22:24,321 --> 01:22:26,406 Somewhere where we can talk? 1183 01:22:26,531 --> 01:22:29,951 - You-You wanna talk to me? - Yeah. 1184 01:22:31,370 --> 01:22:33,497 Okay, cowboy, I don't know what your trip is... 1185 01:22:33,622 --> 01:22:36,583 - but if this is some kind of a sick game- - What? No. 1186 01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:39,419 If you fuck with me in any way, I will rip... 1187 01:22:39,544 --> 01:22:42,798 each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce? 1188 01:22:44,216 --> 01:22:47,928 Look, I j-just w- wanted to talk. 1189 01:22:50,889 --> 01:22:52,933 Okay. 1190 01:22:53,058 --> 01:22:54,977 What the hell. 1191 01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:57,521 What is your name? 1192 01:22:57,646 --> 01:22:59,523 - Clarence. - I like your hat, Clarence. 1193 01:22:59,648 --> 01:23:01,566 - Thank you. - Pick up the pace. 1194 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:14,705 You wait here. I'll prep my chopper. 1195 01:23:14,830 --> 01:23:16,707 - Okay. - All right. 1196 01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:21,378 Oh, my God, somebody's puking in the bushes. 1197 01:23:21,503 --> 01:23:23,380 Eeewww! 1198 01:23:26,425 --> 01:23:28,635 Hey, how you guys doin'? 1199 01:23:29,553 --> 01:23:30,929 Billy? 1200 01:23:32,097 --> 01:23:35,642 - Chubbo? - The name is Romy. 1201 01:23:37,352 --> 01:23:39,354 Romy and Michele. 1202 01:23:41,106 --> 01:23:45,610 So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school? 1203 01:23:45,736 --> 01:23:47,863 She was. 1204 01:23:54,786 --> 01:23:56,997 You wanna get a room? 1205 01:23:57,122 --> 01:23:59,458 But you're married. 1206 01:23:59,583 --> 01:24:03,003 - To Christie. - Yeah, but you've got children... 1207 01:24:03,128 --> 01:24:06,298 and you're a successful real estate developer. 1208 01:24:07,924 --> 01:24:11,511 I do drywall for her old man's construction company. 1209 01:24:11,637 --> 01:24:15,349 And-And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine. 1210 01:24:17,184 --> 01:24:19,061 So- 1211 01:24:19,186 --> 01:24:21,480 How about that room? 1212 01:24:26,193 --> 01:24:28,070 Okay. 1213 01:24:30,030 --> 01:24:32,658 Why don't you go and get that room? 1214 01:24:32,783 --> 01:24:36,370 Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes... 1215 01:24:36,495 --> 01:24:38,538 and I'll be up there in five minutes. 1216 01:24:38,664 --> 01:24:40,374 All right! 1217 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:45,379 Your fantasy is gonna come true... 1218 01:24:45,504 --> 01:24:47,547 tonight. 1219 01:24:49,007 --> 01:24:51,218 - See you later. - Ugh- Okay. 1220 01:24:58,350 --> 01:25:02,729 - God. - Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait. 1221 01:25:02,854 --> 01:25:05,691 - That's such a good one. - Ladies. 1222 01:25:07,818 --> 01:25:13,198 - God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool. 1223 01:25:13,323 --> 01:25:16,868 I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off. 1224 01:25:16,994 --> 01:25:18,537 Ohh! 1225 01:25:18,662 --> 01:25:20,539 Thank you. 1226 01:25:23,959 --> 01:25:25,544 Oh. 1227 01:25:30,841 --> 01:25:35,595 Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you. 1228 01:25:35,721 --> 01:25:37,389 Michele. 1229 01:25:37,514 --> 01:25:41,226 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth 1230 01:25:41,351 --> 01:25:45,272 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1231 01:25:45,397 --> 01:25:48,942 They say in heaven love comes first 1232 01:25:49,067 --> 01:25:52,446 We'll make heaven a place on earth 1233 01:25:52,571 --> 01:25:56,116 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1234 01:25:56,241 --> 01:25:59,661 Billy. Billy! 1235 01:25:59,786 --> 01:26:02,289 Billy, where are you? 1236 01:26:03,415 --> 01:26:06,918 Billy. Damn it. Damn it! 1237 01:26:13,592 --> 01:26:15,761 Oh, my God. Is that Heather? 1238 01:26:15,886 --> 01:26:18,680 Go for it, Heather! 1239 01:26:18,805 --> 01:26:22,142 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth 1240 01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:25,937 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 1241 01:26:26,063 --> 01:26:29,691 They say in heaven love comes first 1242 01:26:29,816 --> 01:26:31,693 Thanks for stopping by. 1243 01:26:31,818 --> 01:26:33,820 Yeah. Enjoy your fashions. 1244 01:26:33,945 --> 01:26:35,822 Have a Romy and Michele day. 1245 01:26:35,947 --> 01:26:38,492 - That was a good one. - Thanks. 1246 01:26:38,617 --> 01:26:40,952 I cannot believe how busy we've been. 1247 01:26:41,078 --> 01:26:44,956 I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week. 1248 01:26:45,082 --> 01:26:48,043 Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that. 1249 01:26:48,168 --> 01:26:51,004 Oh. Okay. 1250 01:26:57,469 --> 01:27:01,014 Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you? 1251 01:27:01,139 --> 01:27:04,309 No. No one. Thank you. 1252 01:27:04,434 --> 01:27:07,020 Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it. 1253 01:27:07,145 --> 01:27:09,648 Like I give a shit. I look like an asshole. 1254 01:27:09,773 --> 01:27:12,025 What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute. 1255 01:27:12,150 --> 01:27:16,697 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. 1256 01:27:16,822 --> 01:27:19,157 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words... 1257 01:27:19,282 --> 01:27:21,159 but come here. 1258 01:27:21,284 --> 01:27:24,371 - Ow! - God, that has been bugging me. 1259 01:27:24,496 --> 01:27:28,250 - Stay away from my bikini area. - Um, okay. 1260 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,545 - I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay. 1261 01:27:31,670 --> 01:27:33,714 Let me have the tag, please. 1262 01:27:33,839 --> 01:27:35,716 Thank you. 1263 01:27:35,841 --> 01:27:37,718 You really do look cute. 1264 01:27:41,930 --> 01:27:44,308 - You know what? - Huh? 1265 01:27:44,433 --> 01:27:48,687 Despite that surly demeanour, I think we've just given her a big gift. 1266 01:27:48,812 --> 01:27:51,023 Okay, I mean, to give someone... 1267 01:27:51,148 --> 01:27:54,735 like Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion- 1268 01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:57,279 We could've really changed her life. 1269 01:27:57,404 --> 01:28:00,490 Yeah. For me though, it's like... 1270 01:28:00,615 --> 01:28:03,493 I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know? 1271 01:28:03,618 --> 01:28:05,662 Only she's, like, a big giant girl... 1272 01:28:05,787 --> 01:28:08,665 who smokes and says "shit" a lot. 1273 01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:11,752 - You know? - Yeah. 1274 01:28:11,877 --> 01:28:15,547 - Yeah. Let's fold scarves! - Okay. 1275 01:28:18,091 --> 01:28:19,968 - You know what, Michele? - Huh? 1276 01:28:20,093 --> 01:28:22,596 I think you are, like, the funnest person I know. 1277 01:28:22,721 --> 01:28:24,931 Me too. With you. 1278 01:28:33,774 --> 01:28:36,777 See the people walkin' down the street 1279 01:28:36,902 --> 01:28:39,946 Fall in line Just watchin' all the feet 1280 01:28:40,072 --> 01:28:42,616 They don't know where everyone can go 1281 01:28:42,741 --> 01:28:45,160 But they're walkin' in time 1282 01:28:45,285 --> 01:28:47,954 They got the beat They got the beat 1283 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:52,626 They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat 1284 01:28:59,091 --> 01:29:02,135 All the kids just gettin' out of school 1285 01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:05,305 They can't wait to hang out and be cool 1286 01:29:05,430 --> 01:29:07,641 Hang around till quarter after twelve 1287 01:29:07,766 --> 01:29:10,477 That's when they fall in line 1288 01:29:10,602 --> 01:29:12,980 They got the beat They got the beat 1289 01:29:13,105 --> 01:29:17,985 Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat 1290 01:29:36,795 --> 01:29:39,965 Go Go music really makes us dance 1291 01:29:40,090 --> 01:29:43,135 In the crowd it puts us in a trance 1292 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:45,470 We want to So just give us a chance 1293 01:29:45,595 --> 01:29:48,307 That's when we fall in line 1294 01:29:48,432 --> 01:29:50,976 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat 1295 01:29:51,101 --> 01:29:55,814 We got the beat Yeah, we got it 1296 01:29:57,524 --> 01:29:59,401 We got the beat 1297 01:30:00,902 --> 01:30:04,031 - We got the beat - Everybody get out your feet 1298 01:30:04,156 --> 01:30:07,159 - We got the beat - We know you can dance to the beat 1299 01:30:07,284 --> 01:30:10,495 - We got the beat - Jump back, kick 'round 1300 01:30:10,620 --> 01:30:13,415 - We got the beat - 'Round and 'round and 'round 1301 01:30:13,540 --> 01:30:16,418 - Whoo! - We got the beat 1302 01:30:16,543 --> 01:30:19,630 - We got the beat - We got the beat 1303 01:30:19,755 --> 01:30:21,965 - We got the beat - We got the beat 1304 01:30:22,090 --> 01:30:25,052 - We got the beat, We got the beat - We got the beat 1305 01:30:25,177 --> 01:30:27,471 - We got the beat - We got the beat