1 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:25,443 Be seated! Be seated! Gents you're 5 minutes late again for the lesson... Sorry, Sir. Sit down. 2 00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:35,406 Mooo! Sir, Short Necmi has put grass on my desk again. So what? He means... What does he mean? 3 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:40,128 He means that I am cow, Sir... Aren't you called �aban the Cow? 4 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:49,372 Be quiet! Did you check who's present? I did, Sir... Don't let me count one by one now... 5 00:00:49,412 --> 00:00:52,093 Is Ferit present? Present, sir! 6 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:58,775 Good... You're being present means the whole class is... Tell me the subject of the last lesson? 7 00:00:58,815 --> 00:01:01,856 Sir, I wasn't present last lesson. 8 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:06,898 You never are, are you? Who can tell me subject of the recent lesson? 9 00:01:07,498 --> 00:01:10,699 Come on, answer! Hurry... You've told us about the mammals, Sir. 10 00:01:10,739 --> 00:01:16,101 Good boy, sit down. Nobody else listens in this class. 11 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:21,503 What did we say? One; the mammals live on land, in sea and air... 12 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:27,626 Damn! I prepared to cheat thinking we'd have an exemination. He's doing a lesson instead... 13 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:37,109 Two... The mammals have teeth in their jaws... Three... They feed their offspring with milk. 14 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:42,511 Four... Some mammals feed on meat, otherson grass... 15 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:43,952 Like you... Come on! 16 00:01:43,952 --> 00:01:44,392 Like you... Come on! You, Necmi, let me see you stand up... Yes sir... What was I talking about? 17 00:01:44,392 --> 00:01:48,394 You, Necmi, let me see you stand up... Yes sir... What was I talking about? 18 00:01:49,474 --> 00:01:55,516 Three kinds; upright, wrinkled, saggy... Sit down, you nasty fellow! 19 00:01:55,556 --> 00:01:57,517 You tell us Ferit, come on... 20 00:01:58,037 --> 00:02:01,638 Two kinds Sir, big ones and small ones. 21 00:02:01,678 --> 00:02:05,240 Sit down! You tell? Me, Sir? Yes, you... 22 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:11,882 Sir there are two kinds of mammals, ones with bra, others without... 23 00:02:11,922 --> 00:02:12,883 Sit down! I'll let you know about with and without bra! 24 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:17,364 �aban, you tell us, what do the mammals feed on? Feed on? What do they eat? 25 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:21,846 They feed by their mouths, Sir. That wasn't the question, what do they eat? 26 00:02:21,846 --> 00:02:25,807 They feed on what they get, they're very obese, you know! 27 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:33,010 They eat meat... What else? Vegetables, Sir... Look, don't make me angry... 28 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:37,012 Say grass... They eat grass... The ones like him eat shit! 29 00:02:37,092 --> 00:02:41,733 What is it? Why are you laughing? What's so funny about this? You rascall, wait till I show you! Come on! 30 00:02:41,773 --> 00:02:48,296 You're up to some mischief there... Ferit, give us an exemple for the flying mammals... 31 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:52,657 Flying mammal... Stewardess... 32 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:04,462 Slow down, you'll stampon us! Hope the new vice principal would come and put them into some order. 33 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:10,704 You Shorty, why did you put grasson my desk again? I thought you could put up with jokes. This is horseplay though. 34 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:12,705 Come on Shorty, kiss the Cow and be friends again... 35 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:16,786 Be friends, for God's sake, there's a match for compote after lunch... Don't forgive him so easily, Cow! 36 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:23,309 Right! Give me a cigarette first, Shorty... Look a here! Getting very expensive, aren't you? 37 00:03:23,309 --> 00:03:27,751 Girls, quit smoking, the new vice principal's making hisappearance. 38 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,752 What if hedoes! Shitting yourpants, aren'tyou! 39 00:03:31,592 --> 00:03:33,633 The principal'scoming! Put outtheciggies... 40 00:03:35,794 --> 00:03:44,637 No principal, nothing. Was justa joke! That'swhat I call horseplay. No, this is iscowplay! 41 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:52,440 Togetto the Adana lowland from Midanatolia one passes through a natural passage between the Taurus Mountains... 42 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:58,882 You, with theglasses in the back, why're you talking? Nothing, Sir. Tell me then, whatwas I telling? 43 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:06,445 I'msure you were telling something, Sir... What? I was telling, the weathergotwarmer, Sir... OK, good boy... 44 00:04:09,446 --> 00:04:14,808 Are you nuts? Cemil's position wasoffside. The referee isan ass, that'swhat. 45 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:17,809 C 2... B 4... A 4... You miss... 46 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:22,491 C 3... E 3... K 7... Miss... 47 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:30,334 MyDear�aban, mySweetie. I can'tresistyourwild charmanymore. Don'tread that loudly, son, he'll hearit. He won't he'sa cow. 48 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:34,055 Let's meetsoon �aban... Skip theschooltoday... 49 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:37,497 I'm fitforthe match already, bro... See you afterlunch... 50 00:04:38,457 --> 00:04:43,419 ...the railroad passes valleyvia tunnels. �aban theCow won'tplayin thesame teamwith Shorty... 51 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:48,861 Whatwere you talking there? Tell us the biggest passof the Mediterrenean region... 52 00:04:49,341 --> 00:04:54,703 KarakoyPassage, Sir... ThereareSarachaneand AksarayPassages besides... Good boy. Sit down... 53 00:04:54,743 --> 00:05:00,065 The main riversof the Mediterrenean Region... We'lleatthecompote, son, I'm in form today... 54 00:05:00,785 --> 00:05:05,547 You tell me then; the riversof the Mediterennean Region? The riversof the Mediterennean Region flowdown to thesea, Sir. 55 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:11,069 Mediterennean sea, it's uswhocome, nottheenemy. The mostpowerfulteamof the Mediterennean is Adanaspor, Sir. 56 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:12,750 Bravo, sit down... 57 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:23,154 �aban puta cloveon yourcollarso I can knowit is you. Kissand bite you... 58 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:32,757 Mediterennean region which hasa rich flora... Whatare you talking there? I wasn't, Sir... 59 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:34,958 Tell us the featuresof the Mediterennean climate... 60 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,679 In the Mediterennean thesummersare hotand dry, and the wintersare warmand rainy... 61 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:42,721 Shut up... Aren'tyou ashamed to tellfootballgames because I'm hard of hearing? You rudeguy... 62 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:19,455 Hababam! Hababam! 63 00:06:48,025 --> 00:06:53,867 If I could makeends meetwith my pension, I wouldn'tstay a minute in thisschool... 64 00:06:53,907 --> 00:06:56,388 Thesame with me... 65 00:06:56,468 --> 00:07:01,590 Let'swait. It'ssaid the vice principalwascoming today... Maybe he'll puttheseguys in someorder... 66 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:07,352 I don'tthinkso... I knowMahmutfrom the Lyceum in Konia. He's nota tough guy... 67 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:16,516 Mr. Principalcouldn't keep them from playing football in the front garden no way. Pardon? Just listen to thatnoise! 68 00:07:16,996 --> 00:07:20,958 Isn't it! Nota sound from them today. Knock on wood. 69 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:30,481 Here weare... Whereare you, it's been an hoursince the lunch and onlynowyou're bringing thecoffeesdear. 70 00:07:30,961 --> 00:07:39,845 Well! What can I do? Which chore todo first? Thedormitory job; There I go... I lookafterthecellar... Here... 71 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:48,448 I sweep the place... There you go... I help thecook... I'mwarming up beans for3times. Why? 72 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:54,010 Guesswhy? Hababam Class hasn'tyet had toeat, that'swhy. So! What if theyhaven't eaten? 73 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:58,331 What if? Do you think I can see tochores before mykidsare fed? 74 00:07:58,852 --> 00:08:02,813 NowHafize, if you could, you would swaddle those overgrown assesand putthem to bed... 75 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:06,134 Here wego... 76 00:08:06,895 --> 00:08:12,497 Sitki Beg, letme introduce you toournew vice principal Mahmut Beg... OurMathematics teacherSitki Beg... 77 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:21,020 SitkitheCurd... Glad to meetyou, Sir... The new vice principal! Welcome... Thank you Sir. Riza Beg, ourgeographyteacher... 78 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:29,863 Welcome Mahmut... Now! Kemal, you're here, too? Afterretirementwe tookrefuge in here, as you see... 79 00:08:29,903 --> 00:08:34,945 Say, like me, then... So you knoweach other. Right... Necmi Beg, ourbiologyteacher... 80 00:08:35,985 --> 00:08:43,948 Howare you, Sir? Thank you, L�tf� Beg, ourphilosophy teacher. Welcome Mahmut Beg... Thank you, Sir... 81 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:50,151 Excuse me, Sir, myeyesight lets to bedesired... And Nuri Beg isourphysics teacher... 82 00:08:54,552 --> 00:08:59,554 Unfortunateaccidentthere... Do you see to thattheyturned theshapeourschool intoa footballstadium? 83 00:08:59,594 --> 00:09:01,555 Why are they playing in the front garden, Mr. Principal? 84 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:08,918 Sir! Howmanytimes I've forbidden it, do you thinktheylisten... Be thatas itmay, betterit hitsobjects than the body... 85 00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:17,841 Mr. Principal! What is it, Aren'tyou ashamed to want the ball back? I won't give it... 86 00:09:17,881 --> 00:09:20,122 Please Mr. Principal, forgive us justthisonce... 87 00:09:20,162 --> 00:09:24,604 Shut up, stay away! Mr. Principal, please? It's justan accident. 88 00:09:24,604 --> 00:09:27,605 Howmany accidents? We'lltalkabout it lateramong us. 89 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:34,327 Thesedayseverynightyou run awayfromschool... We'll payfor the broken glass, Mr. Principal... Give them theirball. 90 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:57,216 Ooh! Delicious... MayGod bless themwho match forcompote... Eat itson, this isn't idiot'scompote but cow'scompote. 91 00:09:57,696 --> 00:10:02,738 Yourmother's... Don'tput up with him mybraveson. Okay... Don'ttake thiscowinto the teameveragain. 92 00:10:03,218 --> 00:10:07,420 You Shorty! Don't get on mynerves now that I don'tsay anything, ok? 93 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,461 Ah! Mybraveson don't getangry... And you, just letmesee you drinkup yourcompote... 94 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:18,184 What iscompote toan ass? Afterthiscompoteoneshould smokea cigarette... Don'tsmoke thatshit out in theopen, son... 95 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:23,866 The new vice principal principaljustmade hisappearanceanyhow. What kind of a guyis he? He looks likeclean cut, mellowguy... 96 00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:29,428 As if his being rude would makea difference! Hafize theycallyou from up there ma'am. 97 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,429 Let'sgo, then... And you behave yourselves... 98 00:10:32,389 --> 00:10:34,590 �aban... Come on, light upone... 99 00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:41,592 ThankGod wedon'tneed anybody'scigarette. Just letme haveone. 100 00:10:45,434 --> 00:10:48,115 Throwawaythecigarette... 101 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:54,957 You can'tfool meagain... �aban! What's that in yourhand? Cigarette... Cigarette! Here, take thiscigarette! 102 00:10:56,758 --> 00:11:03,520 And here's the room forthe teacheron duty... Where will the teachersleep then? Nota soulstays in schoolovernight... 103 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:09,843 Veysel, thedoorman, and I myself... Understood. I'llaskyou something if you don't getangry. 104 00:11:09,883 --> 00:11:13,244 OK, ask... You'll stay attheschoolallthe time, so I guess you have no relatives... 105 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:19,286 Yes, I don't haveany. I can takecareof you, too. Do your laundryetc. It'll be a trouble foryou, with so manychores todo. 106 00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:23,048 Oh Come on, whattrouble... It'll be two minutes... 107 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:29,730 Are you an idiot orwhat? Come on, wipe the board slower, we'regetting itchy. 108 00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:36,693 MydearCow, you'vegota letter. Ah! My sweetie haswritten again... hop! What's happening? 109 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,014 Come on, whatyou gonna do with thecat? 110 00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:43,295 Forthe physicsson... The teacherwillshowus howitalways landson allfour. 111 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:47,337 Acat can't entertheclass... What'swrong with thecat, if Cowcan entertheclass? 112 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:54,580 Give me the letter. You'vegota letteragain? From mysweetie, she'sdecided to meetmeat last. 113 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:57,581 You're putting meon Cow, letmesee... You won't... 114 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:24,951 Whatyou looking forson? It's ran away... It'sobvious, go to yourplace... I hearand obeyMr. Principal. 115 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,353 And that's the Hababam Class Sir... 116 00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:34,835 Take yourseats! 117 00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:43,238 Letme introduce you to yournew vice principal and yourhistoryTeacher Mahmut Beg. 118 00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:45,238 PleaseSir, the lesson is yours... With yourpermission... 119 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,239 Thank you. 120 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:30,935 In this first lesson of ours, let'sgetto knoweach other if you want. Itwould be nice, Sir; I'm Ferit Eken... 121 00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:40,739 Wecall him Ferit, thegroom... Ferit, thegroom, howold are you? 25,almost 26. I don'tshowit, do I, Sir? 122 00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:43,780 Getsmallerto fitmy pocketyou cucumber... Get lost! 123 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:48,622 So people yourage finished the university and you'restill in college? 124 00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:52,864 Haste is from the Devil, Sir... We have to digestwhatwe learn, don'twe? 125 00:13:52,944 --> 00:14:02,427 Doublesewn last longer... Howold are you? 23. What's yourname? Shorty, Sir, I'mcalled Necmi, theShort. 126 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:09,950 Haven't gota surname, have you? Mysurname... Now, whatwas it? 127 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,831 So your23 yearsold, Shorty... 128 00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:19,273 What's yourfather's job? I don't knowforsure but I guess he'sdoing dirtybusiness, Sir. 129 00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:27,757 Mooo! You! Who's that cow? I amSir... 130 00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:35,680 Hownice to meetyou... Whydo they callyou 'cow', do you studymuch? 131 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,721 Sir, hiscownessgotnothing todo with studying hard... He'sa natural born cow, Sir... 132 00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:44,843 Ok, why are you in thecollegestill? Thegirls just don't leave mealone... 133 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,804 Theysay I had a wild charm, yes I have... 134 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,325 Cowcharm... 135 00:14:55,687 --> 00:15:01,889 In everyschoolthe teachersalso have nicknames... 136 00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:06,931 Don'ttroublesearching a name forme; theycall me Bald Mahmut... 137 00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:16,215 I've lostthese hairbybeing a teacherfor25 years. What I seeand hearaboutyourclass isn'tso nice... 138 00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:26,539 I hearyou're running awayfromschool; I won't let you... I sawyou playfootball in the front garden; I won't let you... 139 00:15:28,939 --> 00:15:33,141 Obviously you smoke... Absolutelyno, sir, wedon't even touch one. 140 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:43,945 Don't letmesee you smoking, I'd hurtyou... 141 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,786 As forthecheating, neitherin mylesson norin someoneelse's, I do not let you cheat... 142 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:53,949 Be it known... Sir, we just don't cheat? Sit down and don'ttalkif notallowed... 143 00:15:55,749 --> 00:16:01,952 I don'twantno noise, patter, fights in theschool... I hurtyou... 144 00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:07,994 The lessonswill beattended on time, mealswill be taken on time, you'llgo to bed and you'llget upon time... 145 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:09,915 Well, here'sa guylikea clock! 146 00:16:11,995 --> 00:16:18,518 If you do these things I said, we'llget on well... If you don't, it's yourchoice... 147 00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:26,361 I hearyou're running awayfromschool, I won't let you! I hearyou'recheating in exeminations, I won't let you! 148 00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:32,203 You're playing football in the front garden, I won't let you! We playbrother... 149 00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:36,965 You smoke, I won't let you! Wesmoke brother... 150 00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:42,847 Haven't I told you nottosmoke! Teacher Mahmut! 151 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:47,289 Hey, Shortythisgag of yours theycallson of a horseplay, all right? 152 00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:54,051 Most of the boarderscome fromAnatolia, Sir... Theirmothersand fathers justturn themoverto usand split. 153 00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:58,653 Theyjustsend theschool instalments, that'sall... Theynevercalland inquireaboutthe kids... 154 00:16:58,693 --> 00:17:02,934 It's notan easytask, you see. Fora pupilwecash 9.000 Lira. 155 00:17:02,975 --> 00:17:07,216 Shallwe finance with thisamount his meals, his bed orhis hygiene? 156 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:11,058 Which class is this up there Mr. Principal? Hababam Class. 157 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:14,619 ByGod! Even I got used tocall itthatway; Last classof Literature. 158 00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,660 Though luck, thattheclass is just overyourhead, Sir... 159 00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:30,025 Stand firm, you Shorty, I'll breakyourwaist... Come on, jumpdown Cow, do we have to waittillyou're ready? 160 00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:34,586 Don'tmiss thisone, pals, Shorty'sgonna die now. Herecomes flying Cow, pay attention! 161 00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:45,670 'The imamof the village, feeds thestrawfrom below, thesmoke risesabove, thisand that howmanydid hescore?! ' 162 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:49,512 Whatyou doing you overgrown asses! Attention! To yourplaces... 163 00:17:58,355 --> 00:18:04,637 Hababam Class is readyforinspection with 26 members. Sit down, here is not barracks... 164 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:19,323 You nasty guys, so you play games in theclass? Putawaythe books, bring outthesheet; I'lldoa written test... 165 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:23,204 Wheredid we putthe physicsquestions now? Whatare wegonna do now? 166 00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:27,246 Wedon't knowa shit... If wecan't let him tell his military storiesand waste time, we'redone... 167 00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:38,250 I suspectthe blood of those playing gamesand letting theirteacherwait. When we wereatyourage, on horse backwe... 168 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:46,213 werechasing theenemyin Sakarya... Shorty! With yourhigh permission myPasha... Talk... 169 00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:54,176 When theGreeks blewup the bridgeatSakarya, myfatherbrought 3soldiersswimming across... 170 00:18:54,776 --> 00:19:05,540 Wounded, hungry... Beseated myson, don't cry, you'll make mecry, too... Such a generation we were... 171 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:10,782 Wesaved thiscountrybarefoot, hungrybut with the faith in here... Hurra, Sir! 172 00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:15,744 Atthedawn, westarted with the bombardment to theenemylines... Hurra, Sir, Long live, Sir! 173 00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:24,227 Atthe head of mytroop, without blinking, I waswaiting for theorders from the headquarters... Mysoldiers, forward march! 174 00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:32,790 1... 2... 1... 2... Left... Left... 175 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:37,552 Wecan'trecruite young and talented teachersat ourschool... Wecan'tsatisfytheirfinancialdemands, of course... 176 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:41,554 Yes, please... Allour teachersareold. Thank you. 177 00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:45,995 Doesn'tthis Hababam Class have anylesson, Mr. Principal? 178 00:19:46,035 --> 00:19:51,037 Pasha Nuriwasgoing todoa written physics test, obviouslythey're wasting the lesson... 179 00:19:51,998 --> 00:20:00,081 Theenemywasdefeated, Kemal Pasha gave hisorder: Armies yourfirst destination be the Mediterrenean Sea, march forward! 180 00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:13,886 Sorry, Sir, I thoughtno lesson wasgoing on. Wrong, I'm here. I thoughtyou were the physics teacher. 181 00:20:14,606 --> 00:20:21,729 You're right, ourlesson is physics butwhat am I doing here? You, getmedown, come here! 182 00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:26,330 I'matyourservice myPasha... God damn yourPasha, you were the firstto take me up yourshoulders, weren'tyou? 183 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:29,331 Yes, myPasha... Get back to yourplaces... Get lost! 184 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:34,854 Shortystarted theshowand we'regetting the blame... 185 00:20:34,894 --> 00:20:37,895 Come up with thesheets, I'mgonna doa written test. Sir... 186 00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:43,617 I guess, you haven't gotmuch time left, have you? Mahmut Beg, I swear, for3 months I couldn'table tocheckthisclass. 187 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:49,699 Why, Sir? I don't know. Everytime I tryto check out, I find myself on shoulders... 188 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:14,068 What disturbs me most is Veysel, thedoorman'sshow off... He says he lets nooneoutwithoutpermission from Teacher Mahmut. 189 00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:20,150 Lookhowthickthe wallturned outto be! What can wedoson, nowthatTeacher Mahmut hasclosed the front doorforgood... 190 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:25,312 ...Then we'llfind ourselvesanotherdoorout. Let himsee if Hababam Classcan orcannotrun awayfromschool... 191 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:29,314 What's happening, then? Notfinished yet? 192 00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:36,236 Notmuch more leftnow... You checktheenvirons... Are we cursed orsomething? Turned intoslaves! Kids, lookatCow... 193 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:43,079 Cow, are you running, too? What do you think? 194 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:46,080 Thegirl'swaiting forme in Taksim, she'll knowme bymyclove... 195 00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:50,522 All right, the hole'sopened, Come on... 196 00:22:23,054 --> 00:22:27,215 Kids, Teacher Mahmut's here, don't come... 197 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,350 Allof thematthe window? Yes... 198 00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:11,632 They're looking up here, aren'tthey? 199 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,954 Yes... 200 00:23:17,474 --> 00:23:20,875 We've made foolsof ourselves... No prestige in theschoolanymore, too... 201 00:23:23,356 --> 00:23:24,677 Even thegreenhornsare watching us. 202 00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:30,839 Bravo, work on... You won't beable to finish schoolanyway, at leastyou'll learn a profession... 203 00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:36,721 One has to repairwhat he brokedown... besides, masonryisn'ta bad profession... Carryon... 204 00:23:41,803 --> 00:23:50,126 Sit down... Sit down... What's up? I don't hearyou say anything today... 205 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:55,128 I'm impressed byMahmut Beg. Did he let you repairthe wall, ornot? 206 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:04,652 Just lookat us, we'reobject of derision! Now! Howdoes thesaying go? 207 00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:09,774 One hand washes theotherif you're Hababam Class, he is Teacher Mahmut... 208 00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:12,415 Look, he's really asking fortrouble... Go nowand perform yournumber 209 00:24:13,055 --> 00:24:19,697 So you needed someone like Teacher Mahmut... That's it... 210 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:27,820 What's it, did you wantsomething? I am HikmetG�rkem, oneof the inspectorsof the Ministeryof Education. 211 00:24:30,461 --> 00:24:36,584 Please Mr. Inspector, come in... Howdo you do kids? Thank you, Sir! You're welcome... 212 00:24:37,384 --> 00:24:41,425 So the inspectortrickworked... Yep... Please takea seat, Mr. Inspector... 213 00:24:42,986 --> 00:24:47,988 What's theobject of the lesson teacher? This lesson isabout logic Mr. Inspector. 214 00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,989 Teacher, would you allowif I ask a fewquestions to the kids? 215 00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:56,591 Naturally, Mr. Inspector... You! I'm talking to you, son. Get up, you Cow! Getmoving... 216 00:24:57,191 --> 00:25:00,713 Are you talking to me? Mr. Inspector... You lackin understanding, don'tyou, son. 217 00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:04,714 I'masking you tocomeover, and you lookatme likea cow. 218 00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:12,837 Now, he'scalling mea cow, yourmother, I knowher somehow, but I can'tmake it up... Mr. Inspector... 219 00:25:14,078 --> 00:25:21,520 Teacher? This kid seems to besome kind of an idiot. He resemblesa cow. Look, he'sstillcalling mea cow! 220 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,321 Between ourselves, the matescall him 'Cow', too... 221 00:25:24,361 --> 00:25:36,766 Comeoverhere... Tell us, son, do thecows possess logic? Yourfatherisa cow. This is too much, you rude! 222 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:42,408 Nowif you allowme, I'mgonna beat him up, teacher. Goahead, do that, Mr. Inspector, may yourhands be blessed... 223 00:25:42,448 --> 00:25:45,209 Comeoverhere, you nastyboy, you... 224 00:25:45,249 --> 00:25:52,692 You lazy guy, you cow! Getto yourplace! Yourmother... All right? 225 00:25:57,654 --> 00:25:58,694 Sit down! 226 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:10,659 Sorrytodisturb you teacher. Is thatyou Mahmut Beg? You see, Mr. Inspectorhonoured ourlesson. Mr. Inspector? 227 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:21,623 Yes, Sir, Mr. Inspector... That'swhy I'm here teacher, Mr. Principalwanted to talkto Mr. Inspectorabouta serious matter. 228 00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:34,788 This time he'll be kicked outforsureand I'llgetrid of Shortythisway... 229 00:26:35,348 --> 00:26:45,392 You knowthe punishment of this behaviourisgetting outfrom school but I won'tpunish you... I understand thatyou're young... 230 00:26:46,032 --> 00:26:55,796 You havea rightto have fun and laugh, butyou have no rightto take advantageof the weaknessorhandicapsof a person and humiliate him... 231 00:26:57,356 --> 00:27:07,000 Especiallyif this person is your teacher... You'll understand in time whatthis means. Come on, go to yourlesson... 232 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:16,243 Writedown, fifth and last question; The geneticschemeof theevening flower. Alas, noneof usgottheanswerto thisquestion, what'llwedo? No idea... 233 00:27:17,564 --> 00:27:25,847 Beady, knowtheanswerto the last question? No talking, no looking leftand right, no bending down thedesks. 234 00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:27,847 Orl'lltakeaway yoursheets... Careful! 235 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:32,249 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... Begin... 236 00:27:38,611 --> 00:27:45,414 Don'ttrytocheat... In my 30 yearsasa teachernever oncegot cheated and neitherwillget cheated in the future... 237 00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:52,857 Nevergetscheated... �etin... What's up? Send thesequestions to MotherHafize... 238 00:28:30,991 --> 00:28:39,194 What have you got, you sick? No, I'm not... Whyweara coat in thisweather? I'msick, Sir, I'mcold... Get bettersoon... 239 00:28:58,281 --> 00:29:01,362 Monariza... pull up yourfoot... 240 00:29:09,846 --> 00:29:16,448 Lookatthat! You Shorty... You've written the notes upsidedown, what the hellwill I do? Hush! Teacher's looking... You son of an ass... 241 00:29:17,328 --> 00:29:24,931 Bravo... Lookhowdiligently you're writing... So, when you learn, itworks. We worked a lot, teacher, didn't gettosleep, did we? 242 00:29:27,972 --> 00:29:31,414 Whatare you doing overthere? You see, got ink on myhands, teacher... 243 00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:41,217 Son of a dog! He'ssmoking... 244 00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:28,795 You... Me, teacher? Yes, you, put up yourhands, don'tmove, you swallowed something... Yes, Sir... I swallowed, a candy... 245 00:30:32,796 --> 00:30:41,920 Teacher, excuse me, I disturbed... Welcome Mahmut Beg... You'redoing a written test, I assume... Right, don'tmove! 246 00:30:44,881 --> 00:30:52,484 They got used tocheat in otherlessons, but I won't even letthem blinkan eye. In my 30 yearsof professional life not even one pupilcould cheatyet... 247 00:30:52,764 --> 00:31:01,647 Howdare they? Don'tmove. Teacher, I wish you a good lesson. Thanks... One whocan cheat in mylesson hasn't been born yet... 248 00:31:22,775 --> 00:31:28,737 And the beansaresodelicious... Teacher, aren'twe going toeat? I've told you nottocheat. 249 00:31:29,498 --> 00:31:38,581 Sir, I wonderhowmanydayscan a person go withoutfood? Threedays, I guess... Fine, then Shortywill bedead tomorrow... 250 00:31:41,062 --> 00:31:47,224 Ah! Mahmut Beg, couldn'tyou think of anyotherpunishment? They'lldieof hunger... What if theycheated? Forgive them... 251 00:31:47,224 --> 00:31:58,708 You stayout of this. No forgiving. They knowtheirguilty. Mysight isgrowing darkbyhunger. Keep yourself together, you'llgetrid of yourextra weight... 252 00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:08,792 Can onegetsatiated with water? Don't drink too much, you'llgetthe runson hungrystomach... 253 00:32:08,832 --> 00:32:10,793 This Teacher Mahmutwill let us havea hard time... 254 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:17,195 What'swith you, Fatty? You're frowning allthe time... I feelterrible. I'mso hungry, I could even eatyou... 255 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,196 I'lldeceive MotherHafizeand find something toeat. 256 00:32:19,996 --> 00:32:25,358 You, Domdom, turn it down, willyou... Kikirik, myson, music is food forthesoul, so listen and getyourstomach full... 257 00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:38,723 Whatare you eating �aban? Walnutflavoured sausage, roasted chickpea... I say, it's tasty. Myfather'ssent it. 258 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:41,444 Give mea bit of it, then... No, lickyourtongue... I'llshowyou! 259 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:49,007 Here... Awhole pot of rice... Good appetite... You're the motherof mothers, give mea cheek, then... Come on, don't defile meatthis late hour! 260 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:11,376 What's this Ferit? Haven't I told you nottoeatat evenings? Think of yourstomach... Can oneeatatthis time, I wonder? 261 00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:13,616 Bettergive me thatpot. 262 00:33:18,338 --> 00:33:27,221 Ferit... Ferit, wake up... Come on! Is heasleep? He is... LetthatCowsee, then, whatwe'lldo to him now... 263 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:36,745 Aren'tyou asleep yet? We'redying of hunger... Before westealthe roasted chickpeasof Cow, wecan't go tosleep... Stealthem, do it... 264 00:33:40,907 --> 00:33:52,431 He'sasleep, isn't he? With his tummyfull, Cowpassed out. Come on, Baby. Come on, mycalf... 265 00:34:07,076 --> 00:34:09,037 Come on myCow... 266 00:34:13,799 --> 00:34:21,922 Fatty, fetch and eat... What'sCow's isours, a pig whodon't devour... Howfresh they are, myeyesare wide... Here, eatsome, too... 267 00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:33,246 It'sdone... 268 00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:42,089 Stop... Givesome to us, myson... What's that? As if weopened a shop here. 269 00:34:42,089 --> 00:34:45,091 Eat less, savea little, getyourself some toothpaste. 270 00:34:45,131 --> 00:34:48,012 Don't getangrysosoon! As if we'd eaten yourtoothpaste! 271 00:34:48,572 --> 00:34:51,933 Come on, son, you're using the tapsincean hour. Justshaving. I thoughtweshaved atweekends. 272 00:34:51,973 --> 00:34:53,374 Hey, kids look, who's here... 273 00:34:56,175 --> 00:35:02,697 Whatare you laughing atatthisearlyhour... I'm not awake yet, anyway. You'reso pretty, darling. 274 00:35:02,737 --> 00:35:06,699 Whatare you painting yourlipswith? Lookin the mirroryourself, you Lord of cucumbers. 275 00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:11,620 Which son of a bitch did this to me!? 276 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:16,742 Good morning mydearest�aban... Morning... Whydon'tyou get up! It's breakfasttime... 277 00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:20,744 I don'twantto... I think, I'm ill, feeling a fatigueorsomething... 278 00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:31,228 I have fever. Cow'sgot ill, he'sgotfever. Letmesee. Myoh my. You sweated so much, the bed isallwet. 279 00:35:31,268 --> 00:35:33,749 Don'ttakeawaythecovers, you son of a bitch, I'mcold... 280 00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:37,990 Teacher Mahmut'son hisway... 281 00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:41,151 What's this? It'sso late, haven't been down to breakfastyet... 282 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:51,915 Wonderful, the junior'sstill in bed. Teacher, I can't get up. Why? Something seems to have happened in the night... 283 00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:53,916 I see! Whydramatizeso much? 284 00:35:53,956 --> 00:36:03,280 Firsttime? Firsttime, Sir... I seem to have peed... What, have you wetted yourself atthisage? Yes... 285 00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:48,216 Eatslowly, myson, you'llchoke. I won't. He's compensating forthe hungerlastnight, teacher. 286 00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:50,937 True, but if you goon like this, you'llsuffermuch more from hunger. 287 00:36:51,017 --> 00:36:58,100 Butyou're too harsh, Sir. Am I? And how... Teacher, if you don'tmind, I'd asksomething. Goahead... 288 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:03,702 Why are you staying atschoolovernight, Sir? You don't like it, do you? 289 00:37:03,742 --> 00:37:06,703 You're right, sir. Don'tyou havea home, Sir? No. 290 00:37:07,103 --> 00:37:14,186 Sorry, Sir... Aren'tyou married orsomething? I'm not... I had nochance, neithertogetmarried, norto have kids. 291 00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:20,789 Butwhy, Sir? Because I spentmywhole life trying to makesomething out of guys like you. 292 00:37:21,229 --> 00:37:25,910 On topof that, I don't even knowif I did right orwrong? Come on, good appetite... 293 00:37:27,071 --> 00:37:30,992 Lookatthose roasted chickpeas! Each one likea hazelnut... That'swhattheycallfool's peas. 294 00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:33,993 Help yourself �aban. These peasareShorty's... 295 00:37:34,474 --> 00:37:40,156 He's hidden them in hiscupboard. Stole them in theevening... So he hides them in thecupboard, does he? 296 00:37:40,196 --> 00:37:43,077 ...Traitor, letmeeatthem before theeyesof that cucumber... 297 00:37:43,117 --> 00:37:49,799 It'ssodelicious toeatfool's peas... You stole them from a fool, too? No! Stole them froma cow. 298 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,081 In this years knowledgecontest we're paired with a girls'college. 299 00:37:55,081 --> 00:37:58,042 God! Thegirls'recoming, bro... Lookatthat luck! We've made it... 300 00:37:58,082 --> 00:38:03,965 You thinkso... Teacher Mahmut haselected thecompetitors from thescienceclass... I don't believe this! 301 00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:06,165 Are you nuts? Every yearwe take partin thecontest... 302 00:38:06,205 --> 00:38:08,326 What does he thinkhe'sdoing, this Teacher Mahmut... 303 00:38:08,406 --> 00:38:12,288 Why are you mad atmeanyway? Goand solve yourproblemswith Teacher Mahmut. 304 00:38:13,528 --> 00:38:15,689 Kids! They'recoming thisway... 305 00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,773 What'llwedo now? 306 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,775 Teacher Mahmut has burned us! 307 00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:39,298 Congratulations, we hearthat you're taking partin thecontest... 308 00:38:39,298 --> 00:38:42,299 Nodear, I don'tthinkthey'll makesuch a mistake... 309 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:47,621 No way, they'resosmartkids... Aren'tthey? You hooligans you... 310 00:38:48,901 --> 00:38:55,304 Oneof the most beatifulexemplesof poetic meterin our poetryis master Yahya Kemal's thesilentship... 311 00:38:55,904 --> 00:39:04,107 If time hascome to liftanchorfrom thedays mefail�n, mefail�... You tell us now... 312 00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:19,753 Aship leaves forth from this harbour... Ferit! Yes, Sir. What're you doing there? Letme hearyou read Yahya Kemal's thesilentship... 313 00:39:19,793 --> 00:39:31,477 I thinkyou're wrong, Sir... H�meyra sings thesilentship. There's nosingercalled Yahya Kemal... 314 00:39:31,477 --> 00:39:31,517 MayGod punish you, you ass... Sit down! 315 00:39:31,517 --> 00:39:39,160 You read it Necmi... I will, Sir... Itseems, many a departed is 316 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:44,042 happywith theirplace, many a year passed by. Noone'scoming back... 317 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:48,764 You immoralguy... Are we in a puborsomething? Sit down! May you getworse, you son of an ass... 318 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:51,765 �aban, whatare you murmuring overthere? You get upand read it... 319 00:39:52,365 --> 00:40:10,052 Whatam I gonna read? Mefulu, mefail�... Kefal�tl�, I'm itchy... Meful�... There'ssomething on myback! Fail�tt�n... 320 00:40:10,052 --> 00:40:17,414 I'llthinkaboutthe motherof thisShorty... Mefak�l�... What have you put on myback, you guys? 321 00:40:17,454 --> 00:40:21,336 It's harmless... Ascorpion! There'sa scorpion on myback, Sir. 322 00:40:21,376 --> 00:40:28,859 What, a scorpion? Get out of thoseclothes... Undress... Itstung... Itstung I guess, I'mdying... Itstung me, Sir... 323 00:40:30,939 --> 00:40:41,463 Leave meful� asideand get undressed son. Help him. Sir, this is justa horsefly... Letmesee... Nota horseflythough, a cowfly... 324 00:40:42,824 --> 00:40:48,906 What's this! Wecan't enjoy a smokeanymore... Nevermind, myson, Kikirikiswatching thedoor... 325 00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:55,148 Kikirik, myson. What is it? Whatare you doing here? Watching thedoor, myson. Shut upand don'tfallasleep, 326 00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:59,150 He'llalmostfall into the holeof the john just because he'safraid... 327 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:05,472 And I willflush, thereby getting rid of you... Lookat here! The biggestwomanizerof ourclass. Wild man of mine... 328 00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:15,676 I'll havea smoke hereand read a letter. Don'twanttoget disturbed, understood? Gota letterfrom mysweetie, you see... 329 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,958 Kids! Teacher Mahmut'son hisway, throwaway yoursmokes. 330 00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:07,295 Get out of there, whatare you up to? LookShorty... Stop pretending you're Mahmut, the bald. If I comeout, yourmother... 331 00:42:07,335 --> 00:42:12,577 Effendi... Put outthat cigarette... Haven't I told you nottosmoke? 332 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:17,819 You cucumber, I only getfooled once. Letme read myletterin peace. 333 00:42:17,899 --> 00:42:27,903 I'm telling you toget outand blowoff that cigarette. Lookhowleisurelythe immoralguyis... 334 00:42:27,943 --> 00:42:30,904 Shorty you asked fortrouble... Teacher Mahmut! 335 00:42:32,225 --> 00:42:35,306 Sit down. 336 00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:46,470 These kidscame up to meand told me, Sir, wedon't wantto take partin the knowledgecontest. 337 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:54,153 I urged them to tellthe truth buttheydidn'tsay a word. Obviously you threatened yourfriends. 338 00:42:54,513 --> 00:43:00,355 I'masking again in yourpresence... Did thoseguys threaten you? No, Sir, theydidn't. 339 00:43:03,356 --> 00:43:09,959 These kidswillgo to thecontest. Don'ttryto put any pressureon them, this time I'll hurtyou worse. 340 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:18,842 Look. At 5o'clocksharp, we'll meetatthe pier. All right? Yourholywarmaybe blessed fellows... 341 00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:27,285 We'll breakschoolon such a waythat it will be up to the fameof the Hababam Class. 342 00:43:27,325 --> 00:43:31,167 LetTeacher Mahmutsee the Hababam Class... Attention! Ready! March forward! 343 00:43:31,247 --> 00:43:41,130 Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellooow... 344 00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:46,252 Platoon stop... And maywe knowwhere you aregoing? Open thedoor, Veysel Effendi... 345 00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:50,374 ...with theordersof Mahmut Hodja, we'reon ourwaytosalute the president of Uganda. 346 00:43:50,454 --> 00:43:58,457 We hearand obey. Attheceremonystamp your feetwell, kids. Letmesee you. Ready! March! 347 00:43:58,857 --> 00:44:13,903 Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellooow... 348 00:44:15,223 --> 00:44:32,429 Sit down. I listen and don't herea word. Howwas thesaying? If you can't beatthem, join them... See howMahmut Beg got on with you? 349 00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:38,472 God bless you, Mahmut Beg, you surecalmed down that Hababam Class... Sir, I haven't doneanything. 350 00:44:38,512 --> 00:44:41,473 What elseshould you do, just listen to thesilence... 351 00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:47,115 It'sas if they're notatschool... Thanks to you we're having a peacefultime. Theyneverweresosilent in the past. 352 00:44:48,075 --> 00:44:54,558 Mahmut Beg. Goon teacher. I suspectthe Hababam Class isn'tat its place. I don't understand... 353 00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:57,559 I swear, I checked thedeskswith myhand and couldn'tfind a soul. 354 00:44:57,959 --> 00:45:03,001 Welcome you lions... Was ita nice walk? Hasn'tTeacher Mahmut inquired about us? No... 355 00:45:03,921 --> 00:45:10,284 I told him he had sentthe kids to meetthe president of whoknowswhat, and he told me, hedid. 356 00:45:10,324 --> 00:45:12,284 Whyhasn't hecome to meet us, then? 357 00:45:12,564 --> 00:45:17,886 We're upagainsta newtrick of Teacher Mahmut, bros. Stayfirm. He's insulted us... 358 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:26,610 Look, Teacher Mahmut'son thestairs... 359 00:45:31,852 --> 00:45:38,774 Welcome... And have you seen the president of Uganda, kids? How's hedoing? Hesentyou his regards, Sir. 360 00:45:38,774 --> 00:45:46,817 Thank you. So today you had much fresh airand fun. Of course, there's gonna be a price forthis. The weekend allallowancesarecancelled... 361 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:53,580 Lookatthat! All peopleareout having fun. Wish I'd beon thatship, too. 362 00:45:54,660 --> 00:46:00,382 There, give me those binoculars. Look, somestrangersareescorting theirgirlfriends... 363 00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:05,544 Folksare moving outto Kadik�y and we're heredozing away. Though luck! 364 00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:12,587 Imagine, with thegirl hanging in yourarm, you're wandering... I wasgoing to thediscoand Osman was... 365 00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:15,268 ...bringing in 3girls... Nowhe's leftalone likea stock... 366 00:46:15,348 --> 00:46:20,590 Lastweekthis time I wasgoing to the island. If nothing else, I feelsorryforthe footballgame. 367 00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:23,591 You cruelwoman, why'd you make me waitfor3 hours in Taksimsquare? 368 00:46:23,991 --> 00:46:28,433 Whatare you writing, you Cow? Writing a letterto mysweetheart. 369 00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:34,875 What is this you Groom? Atthisearlyhour. Today I must getawayforsure, poorgirlwould die worrying. 370 00:46:35,515 --> 00:46:43,758 And myhead'scracking forlack of a smoke... It's nineo'clock, and you'restill in bed like the wretched... Get up forbreakfast. Come on. 371 00:46:43,798 --> 00:46:48,280 Wecan't eata bite MotherHafize. We'lldieof hunger. ThiswayTeacher Mahmutwill be rid us. 372 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,002 ForGod'ssake, what kind of talkis this? We have nocigarettes, if wedon'tsmokeaftereating, we'lldie. 373 00:46:53,002 --> 00:46:56,803 That'swhywedon't eat... If you get uscigarettes, we'lleat. 374 00:46:56,843 --> 00:47:03,086 If wedon'tsmoke, wedie. They'llgivea heartattack... All right... I'llgoand getsome... 375 00:47:47,502 --> 00:47:54,305 MyGod sanctifyMotherHafize, yourfaithful servant in this universe. Amen! 376 00:47:54,345 --> 00:47:58,306 Protect us from theevilof our vice principal, Mahmut, the bald. 377 00:47:58,346 --> 00:48:03,548 Deliverhimapartfrom ussoon... Amen! 378 00:48:04,429 --> 00:48:08,110 Inhale forthespirit of thecruel Bald... Inhaleand let yourlungscelebrate... 379 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:11,191 Lookatthis, this Bald has turned us into mice... 380 00:48:11,831 --> 00:48:16,233 Slowdown you dudes! We'llget caught... Noonecan catch us in thisattic. 381 00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:22,755 Theonlything you've left is to fire theschool... You won'tsmoke, haven't I told you so?! 382 00:48:23,196 --> 00:48:30,238 We'readdicted to it, Sir, what can wedo... We got used to it once, Sir... Yes, they're used to it... 383 00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:36,681 If I don'tsmoke I suffera nervous breakdown, Sir... It'seasyson, we'lltake you to the madhouse. 384 00:48:37,641 --> 00:48:42,123 If you turn thisShortyto the madhouse, I'llgive upsmoking, Sir, it'sa promise... 385 00:48:44,403 --> 00:48:47,124 Who brought you thesecigarettes? 386 00:48:49,685 --> 00:48:54,407 Who broughtthem, I'msaying? I'llfind him. 387 00:49:00,890 --> 00:49:02,930 Where's Ferit kids? 388 00:49:05,331 --> 00:49:12,174 I asked you something... He'ssickin bed... He is indeed! I brought up his meal, but hedidn't eat it, he had fever... 389 00:49:12,214 --> 00:49:16,816 So he'ssick! Are you sick, too? 390 00:49:20,377 --> 00:49:25,419 So you're talking to your teacher. What have I done to you kids? 391 00:49:25,419 --> 00:49:28,300 You ran awayfromschool, as if you were joking... 392 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:33,542 Should I greetyou? Don't lookatmeas if I werean enemy! 393 00:49:34,382 --> 00:49:38,544 All mylife my pupils looked atme thisway I'm used to it... 394 00:49:39,384 --> 00:49:45,026 I, on theotherside, tried to teach them beatifulthings, tried toshowthem the rightway. 395 00:49:45,786 --> 00:49:50,548 Butwhen I lookback, I see that I haven't been thatsuccessful. 396 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:54,750 Mywhole life I exeusted bybeing banned fromone cornerof Anatolia toanother... 397 00:49:55,230 --> 00:50:01,872 Everytime I punished a pupilfora wrong hedid I was faced eitherwith an intolerant, prominentparent... 398 00:50:02,553 --> 00:50:06,394 Ora man fromadministration who told me I had gone too far. 399 00:50:07,434 --> 00:50:13,837 Whereasall I wanted was this kids learning responsibility and doing theirtask. 400 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:21,880 Itwasenough forme to be happy. But it didn't happen... I wasted mylife fornothing... 401 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:29,042 It's hard forme toconfess I waswrong atthisage... Myremaining days... 402 00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:37,246 I willspend bytrying to teach my pupils, that's you, the wrightand the beautiful, just like before. 403 00:50:38,006 --> 00:50:40,887 Even if I don't haveanyhope... 404 00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:47,329 Whydid you run away, son? Lookatyou, people willthinkthat dogsgotyou... 405 00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:57,853 Why? I thinkyou have yourreasons. Yes, Sir. Tell me then. I can't... 406 00:50:58,413 --> 00:51:02,975 If you tell, I'llforgive you. I understand, but I can't, Sir. 407 00:51:03,015 --> 00:51:08,017 Verywell... Myhandsare bound... Tilltheend of term, yourleavesarecancelled... 408 00:51:08,377 --> 00:51:13,859 On saturdaysand sundays you'll keep mecompany... I'll run away again, Sir, I have to... 409 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,860 And I have to keep you from running away, son... 410 00:51:17,581 --> 00:51:24,543 Lookhowhandsome hegot... Give itto me, please... Feritthisdoesn't looklike you atall, man. 411 00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,544 Like mother, likeson... 412 00:51:27,824 --> 00:51:34,707 Howhe'sgrown since lasttime... He's 5 monthsold... Now, is thischild yours, then? 413 00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:38,188 Of course, mine, whoelse's... I pitythe poorgirl! Say, an accident happened, 414 00:51:38,188 --> 00:51:41,189 she's married a cucumberlike that, at least don't getanykids! 415 00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:45,031 MayGod punish you... Don'tpoke you nose into things you don't understand... 416 00:51:45,031 --> 00:51:47,032 Yourfatherdoesn't knowaboutthe kid, does he? 417 00:51:47,032 --> 00:51:49,633 What kid? Hedoesn't even know I'm married... 418 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:57,595 Attention! Thecommander's here... Beseated. Putawaythe books... 419 00:51:57,595 --> 00:52:01,597 Come up with thesheets, I'lldoa written test... 420 00:52:02,197 --> 00:52:07,319 Sir! If neccessarywe'llgaldly give up ourlives forourcountry... 421 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:14,962 We, who are theoffspring of a generation coming from KaziOsman Pasha, Plovdiv... 422 00:52:15,002 --> 00:52:17,963 Zeytinburnu, Prince's Islands, Moda... 423 00:52:18,643 --> 00:52:29,527 Wecoming froma generation from its nose... Come on, cry you rascal! Cry... Don'twaste yourtime, I'lldo the test... Bring outthesheets... 424 00:52:29,567 --> 00:52:35,970 We'resuch a generation, that... Such a generation has neverbeen witnessed. 425 00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:39,971 Shut up, you and yourgeneration... Whateveryou do, I won't give up the test... 426 00:52:40,011 --> 00:52:42,732 I promised to Teacher Mahmut... Bring outthesheets... 427 00:52:43,573 --> 00:52:47,374 This yearspring'scomeearly... From nowon we'll have thegymnastics lessonsout in thegarden... 428 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,335 That'll be nice, Sir... 429 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:59,699 What kind of an outfit is this Hafize Khanum? It's the kidsseem to havea show... What's itto you. 430 00:52:59,699 --> 00:53:02,700 Theycouldn'tfind a woman, so theytell me to playthe role. 431 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:10,183 What kind of a showis it? Historicalshow... What do you play? I'm the wifeof Mahmut IV, the bald... 432 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:17,825 His Exellency, ourSultan, ourSir, Mahmut, the bald hasdecreed... 433 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:26,309 Is thisso, what has His Highnessdecreed then? Whoeversmokes tobacco in public, he be beheaded... 434 00:53:26,909 --> 00:53:35,872 OurSultan hasgone too far... Smokeon gentlemen, smoke... Hey! You bachelors... Don'tyou feelembarrassed, ashamed? 435 00:53:37,273 --> 00:53:43,195 In the Presenceof a shrewd and bald Sultan, Mahmutyou dare tosmoke tobacco. 436 00:53:43,195 --> 00:53:45,796 Don'tyou letmybald head getangry, beware! 437 00:53:45,836 --> 00:53:51,558 Even if you get into the holeof the john, or hide in theattic, I'llcatch you... 438 00:53:53,519 --> 00:54:00,041 What is it kids? Sir, we'regetting readyfortheshowat theend of the term... Whatare thesecigarettes in yourhands? 439 00:54:00,561 --> 00:54:04,803 You knowSir, there'sa Sultan in historywho forbadesmoking. It's himwe're rendering. 440 00:54:04,843 --> 00:54:11,485 I see... Are you theSultan? Yes, I'm Mahmut Fourth, the Bald. 441 00:54:11,966 --> 00:54:19,608 I like yourpreparing a historicalspectacle... But in the Ottoman Empire there is nosuch Sultan as Mahmutthe Fourth. 442 00:54:21,249 --> 00:54:27,691 Theone forbidding thecigarette is Muratthe Forth... Moreover, Muratthe Fourth wasn't bald... 443 00:54:28,052 --> 00:54:30,893 All right? Do you agree? 444 00:54:31,453 --> 00:54:37,015 Let's testyourhistorical knowledge then... Takeoff thesheets... 445 00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:45,818 Question 1 Theepoch of Muratthe Fourth... 446 00:54:58,783 --> 00:55:02,464 Whereare you throwing it, you rascal! Cow, a girl hascomeasking foryou. 447 00:55:02,504 --> 00:55:06,146 You say, a girl hascome? Don'tputmeon... I swear, she'swaiting foryou... 448 00:55:06,226 --> 00:55:11,508 Where isshe? We've hidden herin the back garden. She waited in Taksim, when you didn'tshowup, 449 00:55:11,948 --> 00:55:14,429 Take me to mydarling, quick... Come on... Walk... 450 00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:31,075 Where is mydarling, then? Hiding behind us... Getawayfrom thegirl. Leave mealone with mydarling... 451 00:55:31,555 --> 00:55:34,476 He's right, kids. Let's leave himalone with hisdarling... 452 00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:38,078 You Shorty... 453 00:55:38,798 --> 00:55:49,202 Muratthe Fourth did 2attacks to Persia... Writecarefully. With Revan Campaign, being the 1st, East Anatolia 454 00:55:50,002 --> 00:55:56,284 Bagdad Campaign, being the 2nd... Groom, myson, you're dictating word byword, butwillTeacher Mahmutnotfind thisout? 455 00:55:56,284 --> 00:55:59,966 Let him find out, it's better! He won't beable to prove itand getmad... 456 00:56:00,326 --> 00:56:05,048 But howwillyou change whatwe're writing with theactualtestsheet? You just leave itto me... 457 00:56:50,305 --> 00:56:53,786 Look, sitsilentlytillthecontest'sover, OK? Afterwardswe'llcomeand solve the problems... 458 00:56:54,346 --> 00:57:00,909 I gotthem fromAto K... And I gotthem from Kto Z, don't let us blowit. Mymy, what uproaris this? There'sa party upstairs. 459 00:57:02,029 --> 00:57:06,271 Theycrammed us in here, and are rallying upstairs... The job'sgetting started... You ready? Weare... 460 00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:10,912 Worthyteachersand dearpupils... 461 00:57:17,235 --> 00:57:21,836 Welcome to theannual knowledge contestforcolleges... 462 00:57:22,597 --> 00:57:26,798 I'm inviting thegirls'college team to thestage 463 00:57:42,764 --> 00:57:44,645 And now I'm inviting the boys'college team... 464 00:57:49,887 --> 00:57:53,328 Hababam... bam. Bam. Bam. 465 00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:11,655 I take ityou knowthe rulesof thecontest... WedoSir... We too, Sir... 466 00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:19,098 We'restarting thecontest. First, thequestion of the boys'college... Worth 20 points. 467 00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:22,099 Who is Ibrahim, the Printer, what did heachieve? You got 30seconds... 468 00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:31,062 Goon, find it... Ibrahim the Printeris the founderof the Turkish pressand he broughtthe firstprinting machine to Turkey... Exectly... 469 00:58:32,863 --> 00:58:38,985 Ibrahim the Printeris the firstTurkish printer. He imported the firstprinting machine. And he founded a paperfactoryin Yalova. 470 00:58:39,025 --> 00:58:44,907 Apartfrom that he worked as translatorforHungarian King Rakuciwhoapplied forasylum to the Turks... 471 00:58:45,267 --> 00:58:48,069 Yourexplanation issatisfactory. You got 20 points... 472 00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:58,953 Those who wantmore information can lookup page 1912, section 3of the magazine, Historyof theOttomans, M'am... 473 00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:03,754 Forward... Hababam... 474 00:59:06,235 --> 00:59:08,596 And now I'm reading thequestion of thegirls'college... 475 00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:18,760 The humof thespeakers is intolerable! The voiceof girls isshrillthat'swhy. I wonderif thegirlsare pretty... 476 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:24,202 I don'tthinkso... Theyfailed! Getready! Howmanymeters make up 1 mile? I gotthe letterM... 477 00:59:24,202 --> 00:59:27,763 1 mile 1609 meters... Correct... 478 00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:35,046 In addition to that, 1 mile is 5280foot, and 1 square mile is 2590square kilometers, M'am. 479 00:59:35,086 --> 00:59:39,048 That question isover. Extra knowledgedoesn't doanyharm, M'am. 480 00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:52,853 What is thecapitolof SaudiArabia? Mecca... Wrong... Thecorrectansweris Riad... Yourquestion... 481 00:59:54,093 --> 01:00:04,137 What is theothernameof X rays? Whodiscovered them? Speakup, Domdom, nothing's heard... 482 01:00:04,177 --> 01:00:09,819 I didn't hear, did you saysomething? No... Thesound isgone forgood, bro, I don't hearanything... 483 01:00:10,379 --> 01:00:20,183 Muddle through, Cow... Sir, Roentgen isan apparatuswhich shows peoples' inside... There'ssomething elsecalled voyeurism, of course... 484 01:00:20,223 --> 01:00:23,184 Roentgen... Therearea lot of voyeuristsaround... 485 01:00:23,904 --> 01:00:28,106 Yourtime is up, nocorrectanswer... Nevermind. 486 01:00:29,306 --> 01:00:35,709 What isSama? It'sa ritualwhich Mevlevi Dervishes perform byrotating. Correct... 487 01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:48,874 Who is the president of Zaire? Whythe hellare you looking atme? Am I the president of Zaire? 488 01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:56,957 The president of Zaire is... Muhammad AliClay... Clay... Yes... Incorrect... 489 01:00:56,997 --> 01:01:02,439 Yourquestion... Are you sleeping guys, we'rescrewing up... 490 01:01:02,479 --> 01:01:07,480 Whodiscovered penicillin and in the treatment of which diseases is itapplied? 491 01:01:07,761 --> 01:01:10,682 Can you hearanything? No... We're blown... 492 01:01:10,722 --> 01:01:13,723 Don't get demoralised, fixit. Where have you putthecurrencychecker? 493 01:01:13,723 --> 01:01:20,325 Teacher Mahmut... Getawayfrom there! Letme havea look... 494 01:01:24,287 --> 01:01:31,569 Lindberg, he's the firsttocross the Atlantic in a plane for2... Correct, with thatyourpoints rise to 130... 495 01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:39,372 What'sglucose? You said glucose, haven'tyou? Was it glucose you said? 496 01:01:41,373 --> 01:01:49,256 All right, teacher, itworks. Itworks... Hypnotism is theartof making peoplesleep bysuggestion. 497 01:01:49,296 --> 01:01:52,257 Correct! I kindly askyou to add another10 points up there. 498 01:01:55,298 --> 01:02:01,701 No need forovationsdearies, we'reonlytrying to live up to yourfavour. 499 01:02:01,741 --> 01:02:04,702 Look, Teacher Mahmut isn'tat his place... Becareful... 500 01:02:05,662 --> 01:02:11,384 Ok, don'tworry, just do yourjob... Thus the boys'collegegotfirst of it'sgroup... 501 01:02:17,707 --> 01:02:22,949 Sit down... Good morning... Good morning, Sir 502 01:02:28,231 --> 01:02:34,833 I congratulate you forthe forgery and bullying you demostrated atthe knowledgecontest. 503 01:02:35,633 --> 01:02:40,715 Wecongratulate you, too, Sir... Forrepairing theequipment... I did ittosave the honourof ourschool... 504 01:02:40,755 --> 01:02:49,038 ...nottoconformwith you. I haven'ttold anything to the principalyet. Itwould make nodifferenceeven if you did, Sir. 505 01:02:50,119 --> 01:02:56,001 Hecan't kickusout... From9 liras perperson weamountto the added sumof 235thousand Lira... Let'schange thissubject! 506 01:02:58,362 --> 01:03:05,925 As to the punismentforyourwrongdoings... The leavesof allof you arecancelled tilltheend of term... 507 01:03:05,965 --> 01:03:08,926 Thus you will keepcompanyto Ferit and meon the weekends... 508 01:03:09,446 --> 01:03:17,409 If we nowcome to the written test I did theotherday... Have read them, Sir? I thinkyou havechanged the papers... 509 01:03:18,369 --> 01:03:26,372 Butas you didn't get caught, the test is valid. I marked 10forthe wholeclass... Thank you, Sir... 510 01:03:26,852 --> 01:03:34,055 But�aban picked a 2... Why, Sir, I alsocopied the book verbally. Butyou've missed 4commas... 511 01:03:35,016 --> 01:03:39,057 I don't believe this, oris ita dream? 512 01:03:39,097 --> 01:03:45,099 Hafize Khanum... You're theonly person who's gotthe keyto this room, aren'tyou? Yes, Sir 513 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:49,061 From nowon, I'll keep it... Understood? It'sobeyed, Mr. VicePrincipal. 514 01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:52,062 Thisway you won't beable to change the testsheetsagain... 515 01:03:52,102 --> 01:03:57,424 I swear, Mr. Vice principal... Shut up, don'tswear... I knowyou'vedone it. 516 01:03:57,464 --> 01:04:03,466 You broughtthem thecigarettes, too. Are you awareof the harm you done to these kids? 517 01:04:03,986 --> 01:04:07,788 I won't do itagain, Sir... I repent. Maymyhands have been broken that I didn't complywith them. 518 01:04:07,828 --> 01:04:09,788 I'll kickyou out of thisschool... 519 01:04:09,828 --> 01:04:17,511 I'll kiss yourhandsand feet, Mr. Vice principal... Don'ttake meawayfrom mykids, I can't do withoutthem. I promise, I won't even go nearthem... 520 01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:25,194 I have to let you knowwith regrets, son. Yourfather senta letter. Hesays his businessdeteriorated a lot lately... 521 01:04:25,234 --> 01:04:35,038 Does this mean myfatherhasn'tpaid theschoolfee? Yes... Actually I could manage you tilltheend of term butthe business isgoing downhill, anyway... 522 01:04:35,478 --> 01:04:40,440 So whatwill happen Mr. Principal? You'll leave theschooltomorrow... 523 01:04:45,802 --> 01:04:49,443 Thatmeans, if ourfee isdelayed fora month, the bosswillthrowusoutthedoor... 524 01:04:49,483 --> 01:04:53,485 Myfatherdoesn't delaythe paymentfora singleday, I hope it got hung up in the post orsomething, that I might getthrown out. 525 01:04:53,685 --> 01:04:57,446 Theythrowoutpupilswho learn, and people like you and meare kept byforce... 526 01:05:00,527 --> 01:05:05,169 What's that? You immediatelystarted to packup... What's theshit? In a hurry? 527 01:05:05,209 --> 01:05:08,891 The bosssaid, I should leave theschooltomorrow... Nevermind, you're rid of itall... 528 01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:13,932 I wish itwasourlastnight, too... Actually I'm sadderthat I'll beawayfrom you... 529 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,536 That'sallthe money I got, enjoyit Beady... 530 01:05:28,218 --> 01:05:34,980 Itamounts to608 Lira and 75 Kurush... Shameon us! Lookatthecash coming out of the pocketsof the legendaryHababam Class. 531 01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:38,502 Youra masterof vileness, why are you still, ShortyEffendi 532 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:47,105 The brainsof theson of an assareon holiday... Kids, I found a solution; we'llcollecttributes... 533 01:05:47,145 --> 01:05:52,107 May you live long with yourbrains... The Hababam Classcashes in tributes, anything against it? 534 01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:19,717 So nowyourupto banditry? I'llshowyou howtributesare collected. You would begangsters... Tell me, whydid you do this? 535 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:28,080 Notasa hobby, Sir... So! Whata pity! You didn't do itasa hobby, did you, I'msorryforyou. Itmeans you needed money. 536 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:37,043 Tell me, whydid you do this? Wecan'ttellyou the reason, Sir. 537 01:06:38,324 --> 01:06:42,766 Have you heard what happened Mahmut Beg? Yes, Mr. Principal. I was just doing an investigation on the issue. 538 01:06:43,006 --> 01:06:49,928 Theytookfrom thisguy100 Lira by force. And theybeat him up because he resisted. Supposedlytheywanted tocollecttheschoolfeeof theirmate... 539 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:59,692 I don't get it. The issue isclearnevertheless, Mr. Principal. Leave the rest upon me. Teach those hooligansa lesson Mahmut Beg... 540 01:07:00,212 --> 01:07:07,695 Beating upsomeone in theschool, robbing people, letthem knowwat itamounts to... And you, wait outside forme... 541 01:07:12,657 --> 01:07:20,940 So you werecollecting the moneyforyourfriend to leave theschool. Whyhaven'tyou told me? Wedidn'twantto humiliateourfriend, Sir... 542 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,261 Is thatso! 543 01:07:29,943 --> 01:07:35,425 Puta smileon yourfaces! Whydo you frown as if in a funeral? Can one laugh forcibly, you cucumber? 544 01:07:35,425 --> 01:07:39,307 Whydon'tyou smilea little instead of telling us... 545 01:07:42,908 --> 01:07:52,592 Is this the waysend himaway... Shortlybeforegetting his diploma. Where's Beady? He wentto kiss the hand of Teacher Mahmut... 546 01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:56,033 He'll be backshortly... 547 01:08:02,435 --> 01:08:08,838 Beady... OK, so long... I'm not going... You're not going? No, Teacher Mahmut has paid mytuition. Teacher Mahmut? 548 01:08:10,158 --> 01:08:13,439 Letmesee... What is it Ferit? 549 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:20,002 Sir, I came to thankforwhatyou did forBeady. Thank you so much... 550 01:08:21,242 --> 01:08:23,163 OK. 551 01:08:24,523 --> 01:08:32,646 Sir... What is itthis time? There'sa girl, Sir... I know... One could tellthe way you climbed the walls... It's not like that, Sir. 552 01:08:34,047 --> 01:08:37,648 I'm married... What? Married? 553 01:08:38,849 --> 01:08:46,612 Yes... Besides, myfamilydoesn't know. If my fatherknew, he'd refuse me. 554 01:08:46,612 --> 01:08:50,493 Whydid you tell me then? Don't know, I thoughtyou'd understand. 555 01:08:50,533 --> 01:08:56,375 Does herfamilyknow? She has no relatives, Sir. Howdoessheearns herlife? She works in a company... 556 01:08:56,415 --> 01:09:01,057 She found a woman who takes careof the kid during theday. 557 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:09,020 The kid, you said? Yes, Sir, I havea daughter, too... 5 monthsold... So you also havea child. What have you done, son? 558 01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:16,063 I love her, Sir... All right, you haveallowance fortoday... Sir, I didn'ttellthese things togeta leave... Are you againstme? 559 01:09:17,943 --> 01:09:28,307 Hoorah, hey... Ah! Now... Tomorrow's too late... Now, at once. 560 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:36,910 Why you laughing, guys? Forget it, I won't get dressed asa woman. To hellwith yourshow... 561 01:09:36,950 --> 01:09:39,912 Itwasso beatiful! Why are you sosour? 562 01:09:40,472 --> 01:09:45,914 Whydid thisShortylaugh, then? If thisguylaughs, there'ssomething in it... I swear, there's nothing in it... 563 01:09:45,954 --> 01:09:49,395 I laughed, because I liked it... I don't understand, I won't be a woman... 564 01:09:49,395 --> 01:09:51,396 If you like itso much, be mywife then... Whata Cowyou are! 565 01:09:51,476 --> 01:09:53,116 Groom, lookatthatnow! 566 01:09:56,118 --> 01:09:59,079 What's in this basket? Has thesisterin lawsentmeatballs? 567 01:09:59,119 --> 01:10:02,040 Don't letmestartfrom the meatballsof thesisterin law! 568 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,041 I see, you'vegot beaten by yourwife... 569 01:10:06,441 --> 01:10:12,124 This isa babycrying! Baby? Now, whydid you bring herhere? 570 01:10:12,564 --> 01:10:20,887 Mywife had things todo in Izmir, I had to bring herhere... No maid? The woman ran away. She found the wages too low... 571 01:10:21,447 --> 01:10:26,129 Payme the wages, and see how I takecareof you... No time to joke, Cow... 572 01:10:26,169 --> 01:10:30,170 Couldn'tyou leave herwith the neighbours upstairs? Wecouldn't, theirkid'sgotmumps... 573 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:36,293 Whydo you askthesegod damned questions? If I had anychance, do you think I'd broughtthis trouble here? 574 01:10:36,613 --> 01:10:40,574 Howlong does yourwife stayin Izmir? 3days... 575 01:10:40,574 --> 01:10:47,497 Don't lookatme like fools! We'lltakecareof herfor3days, no use... 576 01:10:47,537 --> 01:10:50,018 Whyisshecrying Ferit? Howdo I know... 577 01:10:50,098 --> 01:10:58,861 Ah sweetie, letme takecareof you, Come on... don't crydearie. Whata sweetthing this is... 578 01:10:59,621 --> 01:11:03,423 You'llsurelycause me to havea heartattack, I swear, you'll be mycauseof death... 579 01:11:03,463 --> 01:11:07,104 Hush! Would we wake you up if itwasn't important. 580 01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:13,546 Tell me what it is, I'llcollapse right here... God beware... We're up tosomething, you can neverguess. 581 01:11:14,987 --> 01:11:19,949 Here, takea lookyourself... And what is this? Ooo, myGod punish you all... 582 01:11:19,989 --> 01:11:24,911 So you did this, too. Whodid you get thiscrackerfrom? You fithy guys! 583 01:11:24,951 --> 01:11:30,073 Come on, keep yourmouth shut, MotherHafize, I haveenough troublesallready... 584 01:11:30,113 --> 01:11:33,074 Don'ttell me it's yours? Yes, she's mydaughter... 585 01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:36,995 I wonderwhich fairmaiden you hurt, you gotwild and acquired thisone in return... 586 01:11:36,995 --> 01:11:40,797 DearMother, this babyis from Ferit's rightfulwife... 587 01:11:40,837 --> 01:11:49,720 Rightfulwife? Really? Dearie... You're notputting meon, are you? I brought herto kiss yourhand. 588 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:55,842 No tricks, doesone takea babyfrom hermother in the middleof the nightand take herto kissa hand? 589 01:11:55,842 --> 01:12:01,524 There'ssomething to it... There is! Hermotherwentto Izmir. Myoh my! Mybaby. 590 01:12:01,564 --> 01:12:06,446 She'swetted herself. She'llgetnappy rash and won't beable tosleep till morning... 591 01:12:06,486 --> 01:12:13,609 I'lldoanything if you help me... We have to hide herhere for3days. And we'lldo whateverwecan... I'llclean herup... 592 01:12:13,649 --> 01:12:16,930 I won't give heraway... Don'tworry... I'lltakecareof herand also hide her... 593 01:12:16,970 --> 01:12:24,773 Ali Eraslan come here... Tell usabout philosophy and society... All right, Sir... 594 01:12:26,374 --> 01:12:30,415 Everyhuman being is born intoa society, grows up, and becomesa memberof it... 595 01:12:30,455 --> 01:12:32,416 ...Because the philosopherisa memberof thesociety also... 596 01:12:32,456 --> 01:12:38,378 He'sa certain partof the lawand ethics rules of the religion to which headheres... Ferit look... 597 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:43,780 Whatshall I do, Mr. Principal hascalled... I'llcomeand take herbefore the lessonsover. 598 01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:47,862 Whydid you stop, myson, continue... Mmm, I wasastonished, Sir... 599 01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:52,823 Between the philosophywhich isa product of his thinking of the philosopherand thesocietyin which he'sgrown up, there'sa deep tie... 600 01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:59,626 Societyisa cultural being which comes to being in socialestablishments likesociety, religion, language, rights, habits, lawand economy, Sir... 601 01:13:01,187 --> 01:13:09,510 Bravo, you've learnt it byheart... Sit down, 10. Thank you, Sir 322Ferit! Sir, todayFerit is notpresent... 602 01:13:10,950 --> 01:13:22,715 323�aban... Me! Yes, Sir, I'mcoming, I'm here... Let us hear... Mentaland spiritual health in kids... 603 01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:30,397 Sir, kidsgrowup in 3differentways... Somegrowupat home, some in dormitories, yet others in classes... 604 01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:39,081 Helllto the weeping babies! Whataredoing, son, are you crazy! You turned this place intoa kindergarten. 605 01:13:54,486 --> 01:14:01,769 Take it easy, kids... Thank you, Sir... You'recoming thisevening, Sir, aren'tyou? 606 01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:02,770 Of course, I'mcoming... We'vegotsomegood numbers, Sir... 607 01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:07,091 Don't give themaway yet, so we'llenjoythem. Has it got easy yet? It'sallreadydone, Sir... 608 01:14:12,133 --> 01:14:16,775 Please take hera while, I got 40thousand otherjobs... Why are you moving yourbrowsand eyes?! 609 01:14:16,815 --> 01:14:20,496 I thought, you'd takecareof her, too... Take her. 610 01:14:20,576 --> 01:14:28,899 Letme have herHafize Khanum. Oneof the surprisesof tonight? Mychild, Sir... I'd told you... 611 01:14:29,099 --> 01:14:35,342 Whyisn'tshe with hermother? Hermotherwentto Izmir, Sir. The maiden ran away. 612 01:14:35,342 --> 01:14:38,063 She's leftwith me, I have noone to leave herto... 613 01:14:38,063 --> 01:14:43,625 What could I do? Howlong hasshe been in thisschool? 614 01:14:43,665 --> 01:14:48,667 Since yesterday. Hermother'scoming backin 2days. If you want, I'lltake the baby and leave, Sir. 615 01:14:48,707 --> 01:14:53,228 Out of question! I thought, If I run away fromschool, you'llgetangry. 616 01:14:53,268 --> 01:14:58,190 And there's no wayto leave the babybehind. You had a right decision, myson. 617 01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:03,512 Everybodywould do thesame in yourplace... No wayout. She'sgonna stay 2days in school. 618 01:15:05,353 --> 01:15:09,354 Estimated principal, worthyteachers, dearfriends. 619 01:15:12,436 --> 01:15:17,357 In 1 month's time we'll leavea whole term behind, with its sweetand notsosweetmemories. 620 01:15:17,397 --> 01:15:22,039 This recreationalevening has been prepared bythe pupilsof the Hababam Class. 621 01:15:22,079 --> 01:15:25,600 We wish you much fun atthis beautifulevening. 622 01:15:28,321 --> 01:15:34,524 And. The firstsurpriseof theevening... The winnersof the Eurovision Song Contest, theSweetGirls! 623 01:16:02,734 --> 01:16:10,617 Ah myheart I suffered a lot becauseof you, tell me what is thisstate you're in? I swear, you're insane. 624 01:16:11,658 --> 01:16:19,821 Thiscan't be, can one hitanotherlike this, it's like you'recrazy, I swear, you're insane. 625 01:16:20,261 --> 01:16:28,104 What if you sawhimsuddenly, is he the firstman you see? 626 01:16:28,144 --> 01:16:40,148 Bestill, don'letthem hearyou, I'lltear away you from mybosom... You're insane! 627 01:17:19,923 --> 01:17:24,325 MotherHafize they'recalling you fromdownstairs. Letme putthisone tosleep, I'll becoming. 628 01:17:25,605 --> 01:17:35,409 And now, before you, the beloved of the youth, the folkartist you missed allthese years, not Ali Riza Binboga, but�aban theCow. 629 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:57,057 Freedomand peace will be what all people long fortomorrow 630 01:17:58,017 --> 01:18:07,141 Mother, Sister, Brother, mywife, myfriend, mybuddy. In thedays tocome, we'll be happier. 631 01:18:17,465 --> 01:18:33,831 Nocrying, but laughing. Noanimosity. Justfriendship. In thedays tocome, I'll be loving you. 632 01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:42,274 You sit heresilently, I'll be right back. 633 01:18:43,554 --> 01:18:47,156 And nowbefore you: The Hababam vocalgroup! 634 01:19:02,001 --> 01:19:13,645 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 635 01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:27,371 You lookand I'mawaytomorrow, you lookand I don't keep my promise. 636 01:19:27,411 --> 01:19:30,332 Maybe I'llcome, lookforyou and you'regone. 637 01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:37,935 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 638 01:19:41,656 --> 01:19:50,899 Don't leave today'sworktilltomorrow, nowis the time, make up yourmind... Lookhowthe world's turning, life's tooshort. 639 01:19:53,740 --> 01:19:59,022 Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow. 640 01:20:01,263 --> 01:20:03,584 Stop thisscandal! 641 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,746 And who's this? 642 01:20:10,747 --> 01:20:17,269 Theonlything missing in ourschool isan illegalchild. Bravo... Whoeverthischild belongs to, step forward... 643 01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:23,351 Thechild is mine! Of course, whoelse's. You viciousguy! 644 01:20:23,391 --> 01:20:27,793 What'sgoing on in theschool? And you don't have the faintest idea, Mahmut Beg, I'mdisappointed. 645 01:20:27,913 --> 01:20:34,516 You're wrong, I knowitall. Then, whyhaven't you told me? You wouldn't understand this. 646 01:20:34,636 --> 01:20:37,757 If an inspectorcomeand witness thisdisgrace, whatwould you tell him? 647 01:20:37,797 --> 01:20:39,758 Do you wantme toclose up theschool? 648 01:20:39,798 --> 01:20:43,039 I'm paying you thatsalarytocreateorder and discipline in theschool. 649 01:20:43,079 --> 01:20:49,721 You needn'tfrom nowon. Getyourself a helperwith a stick in his hand. This rascal isgonna leave myschoolat once. 650 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:56,404 No. He'sgoing nowhere. Let'sdon'targue in front of the pupils. I saythe lastword in thisschool. 651 01:20:56,684 --> 01:21:02,886 And I decideaboutmattersconcerning the livesof the kids. You'regoing too far... Too far. 652 01:21:03,246 --> 01:21:05,767 I'm nota merchant. I'man educator... 653 01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:19,772 So, we'realmostsaved. When 15daysdo by, theytell, there's no moredanger. 654 01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:27,055 Allwellthat endswell. In life, there'sgetting old, too. And also retiring and sitting in a corner... 655 01:21:27,735 --> 01:21:33,778 Whatare you talking about, Teacher Mahmut, relax. You'vegota lot of time togo. 656 01:21:33,818 --> 01:21:37,379 Thedoctors tell me to retire. I don'tfeel likegoing on, anyway. 657 01:21:37,379 --> 01:21:42,901 Neitherhave I anyhope. Come on, Teacher Mahmut, in thisage you let us like the teachershipagain. 658 01:21:43,501 --> 01:21:50,824 It is, as if myeyessawbetter. You changed usall. Even the Hababam Class. 659 01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:55,786 Good morning, teacher, howare you? Thank you, doctor, I'm fine. 660 01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:59,787 You got importantvisitors. The facultyof medicine moved intoourhospital. 661 01:21:59,947 --> 01:22:05,470 Pardon me. ProfessorKayhan Oguz, Sir. I'mdelighted, Sir. Sir, haven'tyou recognized me? 662 01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:11,712 Pardon me, I couldn'trecall. Oguz, the lazyfrom thecollegeof Erzincan. 663 01:22:11,712 --> 01:22:15,713 Mmm... While trying toescapeoverthe wall, you felland broke yourarm. 664 01:22:17,794 --> 01:22:25,997 Exectly, Sir. You'rea pupilof mine, too? Yes, Collegeof Konya, Selim the Fancy. I remembered. Howdid you find me? 665 01:22:26,557 --> 01:22:30,879 The pupilsof the lastschoolyou worked in let us know. And we justwanted to wish you health. 666 01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:34,440 ...wesaid, if ourcolleagueallows, let usexemine our teacher, too. Thank you, kids. 667 01:22:42,283 --> 01:22:50,206 Come on, Hafize Khanum, welcome. I'm honoured. Be wellsoon... 668 01:22:51,047 --> 01:22:53,567 Thank you. Whydon'tyou sit down? Thank you. 669 01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:10,614 Theyheard it, you know... Outside, there's newpupilsof you. Can theycome? Of course, showthem in. 670 01:23:13,615 --> 01:23:19,177 Come, kids... Get well soon, Sir... 671 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:31,902 The Hababam Class is here in itsentirety. Sir... We brought you these as present, Sir. 672 01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:42,946 Are these diplomas? You graduated all? Yes, Sir... You really gave me the mostprecious present... 673 01:23:45,627 --> 01:23:50,469 What's this hum? Can you stand up, Sir? Of course... 674 01:23:53,470 --> 01:24:03,153 Teacher Mahmut! 675 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:27,643 And who are they? Your future pupils, Sir.