1 00:00:40,122 --> 00:00:44,320 Year after year, 20-something women come to New York City... 2 00:00:44,493 --> 00:00:47,326 ... in search of the two L 's: 3 00:00:47,496 --> 00:00:50,693 Labels and love. 4 00:00:53,568 --> 00:00:55,729 - Yeah. - It's the best. 5 00:00:56,872 --> 00:00:58,931 Hot dress! 6 00:00:59,341 --> 00:01:02,435 Twenty years ago, I was one of them. 7 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:18,652 Having gotten the knack for labels early, I concentrated on my search for love. 8 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:22,991 Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. 9 00:01:23,165 --> 00:01:25,065 What? You're married? 10 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:27,497 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married? 11 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:30,001 - Until it is. - I fucking hate you. 12 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:32,606 That is why you need help to spot them. 13 00:01:33,141 --> 00:01:34,768 Lots of help. 14 00:01:34,943 --> 00:01:37,969 Help also known as Charlotte York... 15 00:01:39,548 --> 00:01:41,448 ... Miranda Hobbes... 16 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,047 ... and Samantha Jones. 17 00:01:44,353 --> 00:01:47,754 - Oh, my God, look at his. - Hey. 18 00:01:48,056 --> 00:01:49,284 Hi, how are you? 19 00:01:53,061 --> 00:01:54,153 Oh, well. 20 00:01:56,098 --> 00:02:00,057 My name is Carrie Bradshaw, and I'm a writer. 21 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:04,035 Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. 22 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,834 And as it turns out, my meal ticket. 23 00:02:09,077 --> 00:02:12,069 I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he? 24 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,647 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love. 25 00:02:14,816 --> 00:02:17,876 - Trey can't get it up. - Well, almost perfect. 26 00:02:18,053 --> 00:02:19,577 I'm becoming a Jew. 27 00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:26,758 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged. 28 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:29,158 - They're giving us a baby. - That's our baby. 29 00:02:29,331 --> 00:02:32,732 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back... 30 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:35,096 ... for their daughter, Lily. 31 00:02:35,937 --> 00:02:38,462 Miranda was a disciple of tough love. 32 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,335 Bye. Great sex. 33 00:02:42,177 --> 00:02:43,769 - Steve, I'm pregnant. - You're what? 34 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:44,969 Carrie. 35 00:02:45,147 --> 00:02:48,014 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady... 36 00:02:48,183 --> 00:02:51,209 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve. 37 00:02:51,386 --> 00:02:53,547 Who wants a Popsicle? 38 00:02:53,722 --> 00:02:55,690 Oh, man. Boy. 39 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:58,792 Samantha's love was sex. 40 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,484 Lots of sex. 41 00:03:00,662 --> 00:03:03,187 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk. 42 00:03:03,365 --> 00:03:04,696 Can I cancel my rice pudding? 43 00:03:04,866 --> 00:03:08,461 And then she found a man that combined sex and love. 44 00:03:08,637 --> 00:03:09,968 I'm gonna help you be a star. 45 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,037 Yes, he is interested... 46 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:18,441 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod. 47 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:22,847 As for me, I was looking for something big. 48 00:03:24,019 --> 00:03:25,316 Get in. 49 00:03:25,487 --> 00:03:31,517 Mr. Big. Turns out when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. 50 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:32,953 Just tell me I'm the one. 51 00:03:33,128 --> 00:03:36,256 And despite all the other chapters of my life... 52 00:03:36,431 --> 00:03:39,923 ... no one was ever quite big enough until... 53 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:41,399 Carrie, you're the one. 54 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:44,471 And just like that, I was. 55 00:03:46,108 --> 00:03:48,872 Three books and three years later... 56 00:03:49,044 --> 00:03:52,810 ... we still feel like those four single girls. 57 00:03:52,981 --> 00:03:55,541 And even though time had moved us on... 58 00:03:55,717 --> 00:03:59,278 ... I managed to stay exactly where I was: 59 00:04:01,556 --> 00:04:02,614 In love. 60 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,631 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 61 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:19,806 I got a good feeling about this one, kid. 62 00:04:19,975 --> 00:04:22,034 Oh, I hope so. I've always loved this block. 63 00:04:22,978 --> 00:04:25,003 Hi, 3C? 64 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:28,047 Finding the perfect apartment in New York City... 65 00:04:28,216 --> 00:04:31,879 ... is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. 66 00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:35,750 - So how many is this? - Thirty-three. 67 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:38,085 Lucky 33. 68 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:46,233 - The worst. I just left you a message. - And the kitchen's through here. 69 00:04:47,636 --> 00:04:49,297 That's the window with the best view. 70 00:04:50,739 --> 00:04:54,732 Thirty-four? Lucky 34? 71 00:04:55,243 --> 00:04:58,235 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know. 72 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:01,246 We're very interested in this building. 73 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:04,283 I do have another apartment that's not even on the market yet. 74 00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:05,714 Care to take a look? 75 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:06,911 - Sure. - Sure. 76 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:08,646 All right, then. 77 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:12,055 It's more than you were looking to pay. 78 00:05:12,227 --> 00:05:14,525 - How much more? - More. 79 00:05:23,138 --> 00:05:25,834 So this is where they keep the light. 80 00:05:26,007 --> 00:05:28,066 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:33,112 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven. 82 00:05:34,216 --> 00:05:36,184 Just a simple home for two. 83 00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:40,721 And across the rooftop terrace... 84 00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:43,153 What, nirvana? 85 00:05:47,229 --> 00:05:50,323 Hello. I live here. 86 00:05:50,932 --> 00:05:52,661 Your wife has quite a sense of humor. 87 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:56,933 - They're not married. - He's my boyfriend. 88 00:05:57,472 --> 00:05:59,269 This way. 89 00:06:00,475 --> 00:06:04,070 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend? 90 00:06:04,246 --> 00:06:08,080 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend. 91 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,981 - That sounds like a dog. - Well, if the shoe fits... 92 00:06:12,153 --> 00:06:14,553 And this is the master bedroom. 93 00:06:14,723 --> 00:06:15,985 Uh. 94 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:20,423 It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes. 95 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:25,396 - How is this place even available? - Nasty divorce. 96 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:28,695 If you live here, what is there to fight about? 97 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,507 Hm. 98 00:06:36,678 --> 00:06:40,341 - Well, now I understand the divorce. - I can build you a better closet. 99 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:44,785 Welcome home, baby. 100 00:06:46,054 --> 00:06:48,955 Can...? Can we afford this? 101 00:06:50,191 --> 00:06:51,818 I got it. 102 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:55,561 Okay, let's sign some contracts. 103 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:56,992 "I got it." Just like that. 104 00:06:57,165 --> 00:07:00,134 - Like he was picking up a check for coffee. - It sounds perfect. 105 00:07:00,302 --> 00:07:02,566 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo. 106 00:07:02,737 --> 00:07:04,364 And he says the kitchen needs work. 107 00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:07,872 Of course, I don't know about that because I keep sweaters in my stove. 108 00:07:08,043 --> 00:07:10,170 So he bought it and you'll live there with him. 109 00:07:10,345 --> 00:07:11,642 Yes, together. That's right. 110 00:07:11,813 --> 00:07:14,475 But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right? 111 00:07:14,649 --> 00:07:17,209 I haven't figured out the details, but I'm a smart girl. 112 00:07:17,385 --> 00:07:19,785 I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with. 113 00:07:19,954 --> 00:07:22,047 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart. 114 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:23,656 And I love you for that. 115 00:07:23,825 --> 00:07:26,385 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me... 116 00:07:26,561 --> 00:07:29,758 ...and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous? 117 00:07:30,131 --> 00:07:35,398 Oh, jealous of me living in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan. 118 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:37,401 - All right, I'm jealous. - Thanks. 119 00:07:37,572 --> 00:07:40,473 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn. 120 00:07:40,642 --> 00:07:43,543 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. 121 00:07:43,712 --> 00:07:45,543 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn. 122 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:48,114 - Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. - Hey. 123 00:07:49,851 --> 00:07:51,751 Oh, lady. Hi. 124 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:53,887 - How was your flight? - Fabulous. 125 00:07:54,055 --> 00:07:55,079 - Oh, good. - Good. 126 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:56,883 - Let's go in. I'm so excited. - Show us. 127 00:07:58,226 --> 00:08:03,289 It was a rare occasion that brought all types of New York women together. 128 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:04,989 Sorry. 129 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:09,294 Blair Elkenn was a waitress turned model turned actress... 130 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:12,372 ... turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night... 131 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:16,169 ... to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street. 132 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:17,368 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:17,545 --> 00:08:20,878 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge: 134 00:08:21,049 --> 00:08:23,074 An embarrassing and very public auction... 135 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:26,379 ... of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy. 136 00:08:26,855 --> 00:08:29,881 There it is. My baby. 137 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:31,548 Oh, she's a beauty. 138 00:08:31,726 --> 00:08:34,661 When I saw it in the catalog, I said to Smith: 139 00:08:34,829 --> 00:08:39,289 "This flower ring is the essence of me. One of a kind, filled with fire." 140 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:42,402 - And a little too much. - Exactly. 141 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:46,097 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money. 142 00:08:46,274 --> 00:08:49,243 And now Lot 39, the flower ring. 143 00:08:49,411 --> 00:08:50,435 That's it. 144 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:53,342 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $ 10,000, please. 145 00:08:53,515 --> 00:08:56,348 At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10,000. 146 00:08:56,518 --> 00:08:59,009 Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000. 147 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:02,088 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone. 148 00:09:02,857 --> 00:09:05,724 That's not fair. - Bitch. 149 00:09:05,894 --> 00:09:07,919 The gloves are off. 150 00:09:08,096 --> 00:09:10,656 At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand. 151 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:13,266 - I work hard, I deserve this. - At 40,000 now. 152 00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:16,936 At 40? Forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you. 153 00:09:17,105 --> 00:09:20,040 Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000? 154 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,768 Fifty fucking thousand. 155 00:09:23,545 --> 00:09:28,175 At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you. 156 00:09:28,349 --> 00:09:32,786 Would you like to say 60? Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000? 157 00:09:32,954 --> 00:09:35,013 I draw the line at 50. 158 00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:40,658 I thought this auction would be more fun, but it's kind of sad. 159 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:41,887 Isn't it? 160 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:45,226 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her. 161 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,095 But it really is sad, huh? 162 00:09:47,602 --> 00:09:49,661 And it's funny because they were so happy. 163 00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:52,306 - Yeah, till they weren't. - I know, right? 164 00:09:53,641 --> 00:09:57,771 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen. 165 00:09:57,946 --> 00:10:01,211 He'd been married three times before, so she let it ride... 166 00:10:01,382 --> 00:10:05,216 ...and then she came home one night and he had locked her out. 167 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:07,251 She didn't even have anywhere to live. 168 00:10:07,722 --> 00:10:10,919 Such a shame. After 10 years. 169 00:10:11,092 --> 00:10:12,787 She was a smart girl... 170 00:10:12,961 --> 00:10:15,088 ...till she fell in love. 171 00:10:23,338 --> 00:10:25,465 I'm thinking... 172 00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:29,435 ...l'm going to sell my apartment... 173 00:10:29,611 --> 00:10:31,670 ...and put the money towards heaven on 5th. 174 00:10:31,846 --> 00:10:33,837 Why? You love your apartment. 175 00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:38,008 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and... 176 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:41,582 And besides, l... 177 00:10:41,756 --> 00:10:44,316 I want to make us a life there. 178 00:10:44,626 --> 00:10:47,686 You know, l... I want it to be ours. 179 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:51,025 It is ours. I bought it for us. 180 00:10:51,199 --> 00:10:55,033 And that's so amazing, but you bought it. 181 00:10:55,837 --> 00:11:01,002 So really it's your place and if anything were to happen... 182 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:02,574 What's going to happen? 183 00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:07,545 Come on, I have to be smart here. We're not married, I'd have no legal rights... 184 00:11:07,715 --> 00:11:11,947 ...you know, to... To this home that I built... 185 00:11:13,054 --> 00:11:14,885 ...with you. 186 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,890 Did you wanna get married? 187 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:25,692 Well, I didn't... I didn't think that was an option. 188 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,466 What if it was an option? 189 00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:31,362 Why? What, do you wanna get married? 190 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:34,765 I wouldn't mind being married to you. 191 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:37,377 Would you mind being married to me? 192 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:42,006 No. No, not if... Not if that's what you wanted. 193 00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:47,710 I mean, is...? Is that what you want? 194 00:11:48,756 --> 00:11:50,747 I want you. 195 00:11:51,492 --> 00:11:53,153 So... 196 00:11:53,895 --> 00:11:55,590 ...okay. 197 00:11:55,763 --> 00:11:57,253 So...? 198 00:11:57,498 --> 00:12:00,695 - Really? We're...? We're getting married? - We're getting married. 199 00:12:00,868 --> 00:12:04,326 - Should we get you a diamond? - No, no. 200 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:07,533 Just get me a really big closet. 201 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:13,841 So the other night Big and I were talking about... 202 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:19,009 ...you know, moving in together and our future... 203 00:12:19,187 --> 00:12:22,020 ...and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and... 204 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,658 ...well... 205 00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:28,686 ...we decided to get married. 206 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,590 - And I'm deaf. - I'm so excited! 207 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:36,263 - Everybody is looking. - Sorry! 208 00:12:36,437 --> 00:12:38,462 I'm so sorry, everyone... 209 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,768 ...but this is my friend and she just got engaged. 210 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:47,108 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years. 211 00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:52,614 I'm mortified. 212 00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:55,881 There is literally a ringing in my ear. 213 00:12:57,325 --> 00:12:58,792 And the big news was about to go bicoastal. 214 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,984 Samantha Jones. 215 00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:04,257 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about. 216 00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:09,267 - Oh, honey, you finally got Botox. - No, I did not get Botox. 217 00:13:09,437 --> 00:13:12,929 - I'm telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it. - I did not call... 218 00:13:13,107 --> 00:13:15,769 ...to talk about Botox. - Well, I'm just saying. 219 00:13:15,943 --> 00:13:18,173 So last week... 220 00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:21,713 ... after the auction, I started thinking about my options. 221 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:24,977 - Right. - And, um... 222 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:30,015 Well, Big and I decided to get married. 223 00:13:31,092 --> 00:13:34,061 - Really? - Yeah. 224 00:13:34,429 --> 00:13:37,125 Well, that's great. 225 00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:39,697 You sounded more excited about the Botox. 226 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:43,166 Honey, I am excited for you, but you know me. 227 00:13:43,337 --> 00:13:45,328 I don't really believe in marriage. 228 00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:49,169 Now, Botox, on the other hand, that works every time. 229 00:13:49,343 --> 00:13:51,277 Honey, l... I gotta go. 230 00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,846 We can catch up when I'm in town next week. 231 00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:07,952 Hello. 232 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,197 I think I was in shock. 233 00:14:10,765 --> 00:14:12,995 I mean, it's you getting married. 234 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,397 This is not some random person, it's you. 235 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,594 Yeah, I hear you. 236 00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:20,400 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan, you'd never wanna get married. 237 00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:24,711 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file. 238 00:14:24,879 --> 00:14:27,074 Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file. 239 00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:31,241 Well, I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork. 240 00:14:31,419 --> 00:14:32,443 You'll get my bill. 241 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,589 Samantha, it just feels so different this time. 242 00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:40,524 You know, there's no clich�d romantic kneeling on one knee. 243 00:14:40,695 --> 00:14:42,287 It's just... 244 00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:47,191 ...two grownups making a decision about spending their lives together. 245 00:14:47,835 --> 00:14:50,429 Well, I'm happy for you. 246 00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:52,470 Oh, and hey, one more thing. 247 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,009 I want you to be maid of honor. 248 00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:00,443 - How do you feel about that? - The same way you feel about Botox: 249 00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:02,344 Painful and unnecessary. 250 00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:07,617 - Seventy-four, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests. - Seventy-five sounds better. 251 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:11,281 A small wedding of 75 guests. 252 00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:14,519 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no. 253 00:15:14,695 --> 00:15:16,686 As a wedding gift, Charlotte had given me... 254 00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:19,492 ... Anthony Marantino, friend and wedding planner. 255 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,294 All right. 256 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:23,600 Well, that's... 257 00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:26,767 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive... 258 00:15:26,941 --> 00:15:29,876 ...when it comes to location and the dress. - I found the dress. 259 00:15:30,044 --> 00:15:32,444 - What? When? - Yeah, the other day. I have it. 260 00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:38,140 - This is gonna be good. - I am so excited. 261 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:40,150 Okay. 262 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,520 Here it is. 263 00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:49,291 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for. 264 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,963 It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple. 265 00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:55,034 It's simple and classic. 266 00:15:55,203 --> 00:16:00,300 When I saw it, I thought, "That is what I should marry Big in." 267 00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:04,774 - Well, who's it by? What's the label? - No one. I found it at a vintage shop. 268 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,474 The bride wore a dress by no one. 269 00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:11,243 Oh, come on, you know I'm gonna merchandise it up... 270 00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:13,819 ...style it up with some shoes. - Right. 271 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:16,990 The invitation is fancier than the dress. 272 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,126 - I heard that. - I meant you to. 273 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,719 Don't tell anyone. 274 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:34,771 " The ultimate single gal, Carrie Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos... 275 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:39,504 ...to New York financier John James Preston come fall." 276 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,843 - Our wedding's on Page Six. - Who would put that in there? 277 00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:48,319 "Proving to single gals everywhere that there can be a happy ending over 40." 278 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,248 - Carrie. - Congratulations. 279 00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:55,918 It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six. 280 00:16:56,097 --> 00:17:00,056 Even people you didn't expect, like my Vogue editor, Enid. 281 00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:02,794 We're putting together our annual age issue... 282 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,460 ...and we'd like you to do 40. 283 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:06,903 - Great. Who am I interviewing? - No. 284 00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:09,167 You. You are 40. 285 00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:13,040 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old... 286 00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:15,876 And here's the brilliant twist. - bride. 287 00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:21,184 Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine? 288 00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:24,813 In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 289 00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:30,123 ...so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes. 290 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:33,699 Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, l... 291 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,597 Carrie, Vogue designers. 292 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,431 Vogue photographers. 293 00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:39,232 Vogue airbrushing. 294 00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:42,741 Nod your head. Yes. 295 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,907 Thank you. It will be a sensation. 296 00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:50,550 We're calling it "The Last Single Girl." 297 00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:54,745 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl. 298 00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:59,120 No, but 40 is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown... 299 00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:02,194 ...without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext. 300 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:05,855 I thought the issue was "Great Style at Every Age." 301 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:09,127 Style, yes. Bride, no. 302 00:18:13,975 --> 00:18:16,136 - Is that better? - Just your typical Wednesday. 303 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,778 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch... 304 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,314 ... and new friends like Vera Wang. 305 00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:26,078 She's looking at home for someone who didn't think she had the bride gene. 306 00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:28,983 - Well, I guess with the right man... - And the right dress. 307 00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:32,981 When I get married, I'm wearing something like that, only bigger. 308 00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:35,751 Beauty. Hot. 309 00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:37,821 Love the veil. 310 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:40,297 And Carolina Herrera. 311 00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:45,337 Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work. 312 00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:46,598 Great, let's do it. 313 00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,013 And Christian Lacroix. 314 00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:10,794 And Lanvin. 315 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:16,794 And Dior. 316 00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:28,106 And Oscar de la Renta. 317 00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:36,319 And finally, Vivienne Westwood. 318 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,822 A dress so special... 319 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:43,987 ... it could bring a wedding tear from even the most unbelieving of women. 320 00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:54,403 And then, the impossible happened. 321 00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:22,033 And just like that... 322 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:26,264 ... Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass. 323 00:20:35,349 --> 00:20:37,044 Can I lean? 324 00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:47,219 Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books? 325 00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:49,692 I love the smell. 326 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,364 Mm. 327 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:56,570 Oh. That's an oldie. 328 00:20:57,037 --> 00:20:59,471 "Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One. " 329 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,699 - Oh, am I in there? - No, no. 330 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:06,006 But some of your classmates are, like Voltaire, Napoleon. 331 00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:11,745 - Young lady, you need to get glasses. - No, I don't. I have yours. 332 00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:14,149 Okay, here's Napoleon. 333 00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:18,251 "My dearest Josephine, I wake consumed with thoughts of you." 334 00:21:18,425 --> 00:21:21,656 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront. 335 00:21:21,962 --> 00:21:24,931 - Why are you reading this? - It's research for my new book. 336 00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:28,694 - Oh. What's it about? - Love. 337 00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,496 I used to write about finding love. 338 00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:34,072 Now I wanna write about what happens after you've found it. 339 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,004 Interesting. 340 00:21:36,177 --> 00:21:39,408 - What happens? - Mm. Stay tuned. 341 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,344 Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven. 342 00:21:42,516 --> 00:21:44,882 Bring it, Ludwig. 343 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,978 "My thoughts go out to you, my immortal beloved. 344 00:21:50,157 --> 00:21:53,957 I can live only wholly with you or not at all." 345 00:21:54,128 --> 00:21:55,459 Good stuff. 346 00:21:55,629 --> 00:21:57,995 "Be calm my life, my all. 347 00:21:58,165 --> 00:22:00,998 Only by calm consideration of our existence... 348 00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:03,966 ...can we achieve our purpose to live together. 349 00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:06,572 Oh, continue to love me. Never misjudge... 350 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,675 ...the most faithful heart of your beloved. 351 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:14,974 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours." 352 00:22:18,919 --> 00:22:21,319 Have you ever written me a love letter? 353 00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:22,955 Does a love fax count? 354 00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:27,987 - When have I ever gotten a love fax? - Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one... 355 00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:30,494 ...at some point. - Yeah. 356 00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:34,059 What can I tell you, baby? It's not my style. 357 00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:37,602 Besides, those guys had to write. They were separated from their loves... 358 00:22:37,771 --> 00:22:41,434 ...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles. 359 00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:43,736 I'm right here. 360 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:45,845 Hello. 361 00:22:47,314 --> 00:22:51,410 - You make me very happy. - Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing. 362 00:22:52,553 --> 00:22:57,217 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied, I became delinquent with my library books. 363 00:22:57,391 --> 00:23:01,191 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and Love Story... 364 00:23:01,362 --> 00:23:03,489 ... were going to cost me more than a few tears. 365 00:23:03,664 --> 00:23:05,655 Excuse me, which way is the wedding? 366 00:23:05,899 --> 00:23:07,799 Up the stairs. 367 00:23:18,779 --> 00:23:20,872 It was perfect. 368 00:23:21,048 --> 00:23:24,074 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark... 369 00:23:24,251 --> 00:23:28,017 ... that housed all the great love stories. 370 00:23:31,191 --> 00:23:32,988 Where is the waiter with the check? 371 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,755 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet. 372 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:39,558 I still have a brief to work on when I get home. 373 00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:43,294 - I have to go to the bathroom. - I'll take him. 374 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,528 Thank you, Magda. 375 00:23:45,472 --> 00:23:49,238 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling. 376 00:23:51,612 --> 00:23:52,636 What? 377 00:23:52,813 --> 00:23:55,281 We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper? 378 00:23:55,449 --> 00:23:59,078 I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m. 379 00:23:59,253 --> 00:24:02,279 - Hey, he woke me up too. - Yeah. 380 00:24:02,456 --> 00:24:05,254 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed. 381 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:11,495 You got milk on your top lip. 382 00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:14,427 What now? 383 00:24:14,601 --> 00:24:17,900 - It's like you're always criticizing me. - I am not. 384 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:23,003 You wanna go through life with foam on your lip and no one ever telling you? 385 00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,847 Anything you wanna tell me? 386 00:24:39,927 --> 00:24:42,794 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me? 387 00:24:49,436 --> 00:24:53,930 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wait. Wait. Don't come already. 388 00:24:54,108 --> 00:24:57,669 - Yeah. - No, wait. Get on top. 389 00:24:57,845 --> 00:25:00,473 Let's just get it over with. 390 00:25:04,685 --> 00:25:08,121 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours. 391 00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:12,781 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with? 392 00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:21,866 - Steve, we have sex. - When was the last time we had sex? 393 00:25:22,836 --> 00:25:24,633 Um... 394 00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:30,207 There was snow on the ground. 395 00:25:36,717 --> 00:25:39,413 - How often do you guys have sex? - Sex. 396 00:25:39,586 --> 00:25:41,383 - Miranda, please. - What? 397 00:25:41,855 --> 00:25:43,982 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means. 398 00:25:44,158 --> 00:25:46,149 I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means. 399 00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:48,590 I know, but she is repeating everything. 400 00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:52,892 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles. 401 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:55,694 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word. 402 00:25:56,336 --> 00:25:59,863 Fine. How often do you guys? 403 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,735 - Color? - Thank you. 404 00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:06,243 Well, I can't color enough. I could color all day every day. 405 00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:10,509 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box. 406 00:26:10,684 --> 00:26:13,915 We get it. You love to color. 407 00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:15,850 Why are you asking? 408 00:26:16,023 --> 00:26:21,222 Well, last night Steve and I were coloring, and I was just about to... 409 00:26:21,395 --> 00:26:24,159 Come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent. 410 00:26:24,331 --> 00:26:27,858 And he wanted to switch positions and I said: 411 00:26:28,869 --> 00:26:30,427 "Let's just get it over with." 412 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,600 - He kept trying to make it last longer. - This is bad? 413 00:26:35,776 --> 00:26:38,643 - It is when you have a full-time job. - I have a full-time job. 414 00:26:38,812 --> 00:26:41,645 You don't also have a 5-year-old, play dates, PTA meetings... 415 00:26:41,815 --> 00:26:45,251 ...and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's. 416 00:26:45,419 --> 00:26:48,616 We're just going through a no-coloring phase. 417 00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:51,587 - It comes and goes, right? - Every couple is different. 418 00:26:51,992 --> 00:26:54,483 Harry and I make love two, three times a week. 419 00:26:54,661 --> 00:26:57,892 - Great, now I feel worse. - Well, when was the last time for you? 420 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,993 - Six months ago. - Oh, my. 421 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,261 It sounds long. 422 00:27:05,439 --> 00:27:08,408 - But... But that's a dry spell. - I bet it is. 423 00:27:08,575 --> 00:27:11,976 Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big? 424 00:27:12,446 --> 00:27:15,472 Come on. I told. Tell. 425 00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:16,877 Mm-mm. 426 00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:19,018 But I will tell you this. 427 00:27:19,186 --> 00:27:20,949 When Big colors... 428 00:27:22,523 --> 00:27:25,924 ...he rarely stays inside the lines. 429 00:27:26,093 --> 00:27:28,584 Well, this has been very helpful. 430 00:27:38,372 --> 00:27:40,203 John? 431 00:27:47,047 --> 00:27:49,242 - Hey. - Come here. 432 00:27:57,424 --> 00:28:00,222 Totally outside the lines. 433 00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:11,535 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address. 434 00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:14,337 I gotta go. Something just came up. 435 00:28:16,443 --> 00:28:20,345 - I got a gift for you. - So far, I like it. 436 00:28:28,822 --> 00:28:30,153 How'd...? 437 00:28:30,724 --> 00:28:33,852 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction. 438 00:28:34,027 --> 00:28:38,157 - I knew how much you wanted it. - But I was gonna buy it for myself. 439 00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:40,396 Well, I wanted to give it to you. 440 00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:43,395 For our anniversary. 441 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,561 We met five years ago today. 442 00:28:47,074 --> 00:28:48,439 Right. 443 00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:50,840 Do you like it? 444 00:28:51,011 --> 00:28:53,912 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds... 445 00:28:54,081 --> 00:28:56,845 ...it's not a diamond ring, right? - Yeah. 446 00:28:58,118 --> 00:29:00,143 Well, in that case, I love it. 447 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,687 It's my second favorite thing I've ever found in there. 448 00:29:05,425 --> 00:29:10,089 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral. 449 00:29:11,531 --> 00:29:16,434 - Babe, I have to go to bed. - Bed? It's 7:30. 450 00:29:16,603 --> 00:29:20,300 I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m. and I need to get a workout in before that. 451 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:22,135 You see, this is how it starts. 452 00:29:22,309 --> 00:29:26,643 Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week. 453 00:29:56,643 --> 00:30:00,602 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbor. 454 00:30:01,515 --> 00:30:04,416 From then on, night after night... 455 00:30:04,584 --> 00:30:07,144 ... while Smith got his beauty sleep... 456 00:30:09,089 --> 00:30:13,856 ... Samantha found something more interesting to watch than TiVo. 457 00:30:18,031 --> 00:30:20,829 - Keep going. - Okay. 458 00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:24,029 - Keep them closed. - Okay. 459 00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:28,838 Okay. Open them. 460 00:30:31,178 --> 00:30:33,203 Double doors. 461 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:35,814 So far, so good. 462 00:30:46,193 --> 00:30:48,320 Oh, my God. 463 00:30:51,598 --> 00:30:56,331 - Oh, you did me proud, mister. - You like it? 464 00:30:57,738 --> 00:30:58,796 "Like it?" 465 00:31:03,643 --> 00:31:05,804 It's love at first sight. 466 00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:08,174 Oh, my. 467 00:31:08,348 --> 00:31:11,579 Here. Wait. 468 00:31:11,752 --> 00:31:13,276 Hold this. 469 00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:23,928 Now I believe this is all really happening. 470 00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,924 I can't believe it sold so fast. 471 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,967 - It's a sign. - Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low. 472 00:31:31,371 --> 00:31:34,738 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in? And money's on the table. 473 00:31:34,908 --> 00:31:38,241 I'm gonna get started on the closet. I should be done in about 17 years. 474 00:31:38,411 --> 00:31:41,710 All right. Pink Post-it: take. 475 00:31:42,115 --> 00:31:45,175 Purple: toss. Yellow: storage. 476 00:31:45,352 --> 00:31:47,752 Oh, you're very good friends. 477 00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:55,490 Oh, my God. 478 00:31:57,964 --> 00:32:01,263 I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha. 479 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:07,298 - What are you doing here? - A lot of shit went down in this place. 480 00:32:07,474 --> 00:32:09,999 Attention must be paid. 481 00:32:10,577 --> 00:32:11,669 Ah. 482 00:32:13,747 --> 00:32:16,272 Really, champagne. 483 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:25,290 - Remember this? - Oh, yeah. 484 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,757 While Samantha put on The Best of the '80s... 485 00:32:30,197 --> 00:32:33,098 ... I put on the worst. 486 00:32:40,273 --> 00:32:41,900 Banana clip. 487 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:47,442 Yeah. 488 00:32:48,014 --> 00:32:49,641 Work it. 489 00:32:51,885 --> 00:32:53,409 Madonna. 490 00:32:53,587 --> 00:32:56,784 Whoo, whoo! 491 00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:06,823 No fun. 492 00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:28,116 Aw. 493 00:34:02,489 --> 00:34:04,252 Work it harder. 494 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:15,160 Oh, man. 495 00:34:27,347 --> 00:34:28,837 - Come here. - Come here. 496 00:34:29,015 --> 00:34:31,347 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. 497 00:34:39,993 --> 00:34:42,723 It took four friends three days... 498 00:34:42,896 --> 00:34:46,992 ... to put 20 years into 38 boxes. 499 00:35:28,408 --> 00:35:30,535 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow... 500 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:33,645 ...maybe you could take Brady by the first birthday party alone. 501 00:35:33,813 --> 00:35:38,512 And then I'll meet you at the twins' party, and you can leave and be at the bar by 6. 502 00:35:39,419 --> 00:35:40,818 What's the matter? 503 00:35:43,056 --> 00:35:45,490 I had sex with someone else. 504 00:35:48,395 --> 00:35:51,262 And you're so amazing... 505 00:35:51,898 --> 00:35:54,662 ...and I don't know how I could do that to you. 506 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:58,565 You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I... 507 00:35:58,738 --> 00:36:00,069 God. 508 00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:03,133 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once. 509 00:36:03,309 --> 00:36:05,004 And it's been killing me. 510 00:36:07,113 --> 00:36:08,842 It's killing you? 511 00:36:09,015 --> 00:36:10,277 It just happened. 512 00:36:11,051 --> 00:36:13,747 l... l... 513 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,751 l... l... I wasn't thinking. 514 00:36:16,056 --> 00:36:18,718 Do not follow me. 515 00:36:30,003 --> 00:36:32,028 Scout, off. 516 00:36:40,346 --> 00:36:42,712 Miranda, it's still me. 517 00:36:46,186 --> 00:36:47,813 Is it? 518 00:37:01,234 --> 00:37:04,067 Steve. I just... I can't believe it. 519 00:37:04,537 --> 00:37:06,698 - That's what I said. - Yes, it's sad. 520 00:37:06,873 --> 00:37:09,967 But I'm not gonna make it any sadder by staying at a bad hotel... 521 00:37:10,143 --> 00:37:13,010 ...while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt? 522 00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:15,579 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn. 523 00:37:15,748 --> 00:37:18,581 We're gonna keep Brady's life as normal as we possibly can. 524 00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:21,777 I'm gonna have him on my days and Steve will have him on his... 525 00:37:21,955 --> 00:37:24,685 ...and Magda will shuttle back and forth between. 526 00:37:24,858 --> 00:37:27,850 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed... 527 00:37:28,027 --> 00:37:29,688 ...but how is Steve handling this? 528 00:37:29,863 --> 00:37:32,798 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him. 529 00:37:32,966 --> 00:37:35,560 It's not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him. 530 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,862 Miranda, honey, are you sure you wanna do this? 531 00:37:38,371 --> 00:37:40,771 It's just one time. Anyone can have a slip. 532 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:45,036 Even if I could get my mind around that justification, it's the cheating part. 533 00:37:45,478 --> 00:37:49,380 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust. That's what's killing me. 534 00:37:58,591 --> 00:38:01,025 Thank you for being you. 535 00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:07,757 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week. 536 00:38:07,934 --> 00:38:11,267 Okay. Wedding crunch time. We need to get really serious here. 537 00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:15,403 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor. 538 00:38:15,575 --> 00:38:18,203 He's pushed the move-in date yet again. 539 00:38:18,378 --> 00:38:20,278 - I gotta write this guy and... - No, no, no. 540 00:38:20,446 --> 00:38:24,246 No. Wedding before contractor, all right? 541 00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:29,116 Unless you're planning to invite him, which would make the guest list 201. 542 00:38:30,857 --> 00:38:33,883 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again? 543 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:37,052 - It's the dress. - You said 75 people. 544 00:38:38,231 --> 00:38:40,961 How can I explain this? 545 00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:44,327 Look... 546 00:38:44,804 --> 00:38:46,772 ...you play poker, right? 547 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,999 Well, the dress upped the ante. 548 00:38:51,144 --> 00:38:52,577 Hey. 549 00:38:54,314 --> 00:38:57,283 How you doing on your vows? 550 00:38:57,450 --> 00:39:02,114 A reminder. You'll be saying these in front of a lot of people, so the pressure is on. 551 00:39:02,288 --> 00:39:04,188 All right, up. I have to finish this. Up. 552 00:39:04,357 --> 00:39:06,018 - Hey. - I don't have time for this. 553 00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:10,652 - You're not taking it seriously. - No, no, I'm not. It is a circus. 554 00:39:15,335 --> 00:39:17,200 Two hundred people? 555 00:39:17,370 --> 00:39:19,634 Page Six? 556 00:39:23,243 --> 00:39:27,873 This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look? 557 00:39:35,421 --> 00:39:39,482 I didn't know that was even an issue. 558 00:39:44,364 --> 00:39:46,525 So why didn't you say anything sooner? 559 00:39:47,433 --> 00:39:51,164 - You wanted all of this. - Well, yeah. 560 00:39:51,671 --> 00:39:53,901 - But don't you want...? - I want you. 561 00:39:54,207 --> 00:39:55,697 That's what I want. 562 00:39:57,543 --> 00:40:00,307 I could have just gone down to city hall. 563 00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:22,932 I think it's too late for city hall now. 564 00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:27,129 Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that... 565 00:40:27,307 --> 00:40:28,604 I was just saying. 566 00:40:31,477 --> 00:40:34,378 See, that's the face... 567 00:40:34,547 --> 00:40:37,607 ...l've been trying to avoid. 568 00:40:38,484 --> 00:40:40,213 Come here. 569 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:49,457 You're a great man-friend. 570 00:40:52,965 --> 00:40:57,664 And soon, it was the night before the big day. 571 00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:01,864 There they are. 572 00:41:20,026 --> 00:41:22,995 Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner... 573 00:41:23,162 --> 00:41:27,963 ...for the maid of honor to reveal embarrassing things about the bride. 574 00:41:29,669 --> 00:41:33,002 But in our group, we never kiss and tell. 575 00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:38,300 - So I'd like to make a toast to the groom. - There's a word he's heard before. 576 00:41:42,014 --> 00:41:44,642 - Who's that guy again? - Karl. He's a partner at the firm. 577 00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:45,841 Karl's kind of a jerk. 578 00:41:46,018 --> 00:41:48,077 You know what they say, three time's a charm. 579 00:41:48,254 --> 00:41:50,484 Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking. 580 00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:55,826 - Yeah, Samantha. - Yeah. 581 00:41:58,164 --> 00:42:02,601 Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. 582 00:42:02,769 --> 00:42:07,229 But after careful observation over the last hundred years... 583 00:42:07,407 --> 00:42:09,534 ...my doubts are over. 584 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,701 So here's to the groom... 585 00:42:12,879 --> 00:42:16,212 ...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away. 586 00:42:16,382 --> 00:42:18,441 Aww. 587 00:42:18,618 --> 00:42:19,880 Here's hoping, John. 588 00:42:20,186 --> 00:42:22,313 That guy is a jackass. Here. 589 00:42:22,488 --> 00:42:24,388 - Cheers. - That was really nice. Thank you. 590 00:42:24,557 --> 00:42:26,684 There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar... 591 00:42:26,859 --> 00:42:29,419 ...after dinner, huh? - Exactly. 592 00:42:29,595 --> 00:42:31,688 So that was quite a toast, Samantha. 593 00:42:31,864 --> 00:42:33,126 Well, you're quite a guy. 594 00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:35,061 - Oh, my God, there's a cab. - Oh, yeah. 595 00:42:35,234 --> 00:42:37,225 - Hey, buddy, hold on. - Get it. 596 00:42:39,172 --> 00:42:40,298 Steve. 597 00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:44,704 - I don't wanna bother you all. - You're not bothering us. 598 00:42:46,145 --> 00:42:47,806 But... 599 00:42:48,481 --> 00:42:51,109 ...I need to talk to Miranda. 600 00:42:51,717 --> 00:42:54,208 Samantha, could you ask her to come out? 601 00:42:54,387 --> 00:42:56,685 I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all. 602 00:42:57,623 --> 00:42:58,988 Sure. 603 00:43:03,362 --> 00:43:06,695 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night. 604 00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:08,424 Steve's here. 605 00:43:12,238 --> 00:43:15,002 They're not poodles. You know what I mean. 606 00:43:15,575 --> 00:43:19,409 Hey, guys. Would you give us? 607 00:43:19,912 --> 00:43:22,142 Yeah, sure, going in. 608 00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:27,147 You're all right? 609 00:43:34,927 --> 00:43:38,761 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls. 610 00:43:38,931 --> 00:43:41,991 You only talk to me in front of the baby and I can't say anything. 611 00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:45,535 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better? 612 00:43:46,005 --> 00:43:51,102 - Please. It was just that one time. - You broke us! 613 00:43:51,277 --> 00:43:54,212 You broke us. What we had is broken. 614 00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:57,543 What the fuck is happening? 615 00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:07,520 I changed who I was for you. 616 00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,633 Hey. 617 00:44:16,702 --> 00:44:19,671 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 618 00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:25,108 You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. 619 00:44:35,855 --> 00:44:40,656 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me. 620 00:44:40,826 --> 00:44:41,952 No. 621 00:44:42,128 --> 00:44:44,995 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence. 622 00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:53,498 Hey, is everything okay? 623 00:44:53,673 --> 00:44:56,233 Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess. 624 00:44:56,409 --> 00:44:58,707 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep. 625 00:44:58,878 --> 00:45:01,779 But first give me a kiss good night and make it a good one... 626 00:45:02,114 --> 00:45:06,414 ...because it's the last single-girl kiss. 627 00:45:08,854 --> 00:45:12,881 - I always knew she would marry Big. - Oh, you did not. 628 00:45:13,059 --> 00:45:15,391 - That's crazy. - Yes, I did. 629 00:45:15,561 --> 00:45:19,930 After every breakup I secretly thought, "Nope. They belong together." 630 00:45:20,099 --> 00:45:22,033 You thought that after the second breakup? 631 00:45:22,201 --> 00:45:23,896 - Yup. - After the fifteenth? 632 00:45:24,070 --> 00:45:27,039 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot. 633 00:45:27,206 --> 00:45:30,733 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex. 634 00:45:33,813 --> 00:45:37,271 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up. 635 00:45:38,351 --> 00:45:40,012 - Now say something. - Sex. 636 00:45:44,357 --> 00:45:46,825 Are you sure she's not my child? 637 00:45:47,493 --> 00:45:49,654 - Hello? - It's me. 638 00:45:49,829 --> 00:45:52,229 Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily? 639 00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:55,162 - I need to talk. - What? 640 00:45:55,334 --> 00:46:01,000 I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and... 641 00:46:02,141 --> 00:46:04,439 Is this something we really wanna do? 642 00:46:05,778 --> 00:46:09,214 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it. 643 00:46:10,016 --> 00:46:13,349 Get some sleep, groomie. 644 00:46:17,356 --> 00:46:20,325 - What's the matter? - It's just... 645 00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:23,891 ...everything is great as it is. 646 00:46:24,797 --> 00:46:27,630 - I don't wanna screw it up. - You won't. 647 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,098 I screwed it up twice before. 648 00:46:31,370 --> 00:46:33,065 Here's the thing. 649 00:46:33,572 --> 00:46:38,942 This is me you're marrying tomorrow. Me. It's nobody else. 650 00:46:39,845 --> 00:46:43,076 - Yeah? - And I'm marrying you. 651 00:46:43,249 --> 00:46:44,773 It's me and you. 652 00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:48,119 And do you wanna hear the great news there? 653 00:46:48,287 --> 00:46:49,311 Yeah. 654 00:46:49,488 --> 00:46:52,321 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up. 655 00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:57,689 - Is that a smile I'm hearing? - Yeah. 656 00:46:57,863 --> 00:47:02,300 It sounds to me like you've got a bit of writer's block on the vow front. 657 00:47:02,468 --> 00:47:03,594 Yeah. 658 00:47:03,769 --> 00:47:06,636 And I find, you know, as a professional writer... 659 00:47:06,806 --> 00:47:10,708 ...that it's best to just, you know... 660 00:47:10,876 --> 00:47:14,505 ...just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed. 661 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,739 And in the morning... 662 00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:20,147 - You'll know what to do. - Exactly. 663 00:47:20,319 --> 00:47:23,447 And if not, then just write this: 664 00:47:23,622 --> 00:47:25,249 I will love you. 665 00:47:25,424 --> 00:47:27,517 Simple, to the point... 666 00:47:27,693 --> 00:47:31,993 ...and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it. 667 00:47:33,933 --> 00:47:36,424 So you're gonna go to bed now, right? 668 00:47:37,236 --> 00:47:40,797 Okay. Good night. 669 00:47:40,973 --> 00:47:44,033 I'll see you tomorrow. And hey... 670 00:47:45,244 --> 00:47:47,337 ...it's me and you. 671 00:48:21,313 --> 00:48:23,008 Now, there's a bride. 672 00:48:29,088 --> 00:48:31,215 Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls? 673 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:35,659 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias. Samantha, you have the roses. 674 00:48:35,828 --> 00:48:39,491 - And Charlotte... - We can take care of it. 675 00:48:40,699 --> 00:48:42,394 Hello? 676 00:48:43,202 --> 00:48:45,966 Could you put Carrie on the phone, please? 677 00:48:47,506 --> 00:48:48,768 Hello? 678 00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:57,515 Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here! 679 00:48:57,683 --> 00:49:01,346 That's all we need is the lift of a leg on the train of a dress. 680 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,886 Could you open this door, please? 681 00:49:04,056 --> 00:49:06,923 - Wait, wait, hold it. - I'm trying to find out... 682 00:49:07,092 --> 00:49:08,389 - Oh, my God. - Hey. 683 00:49:08,561 --> 00:49:10,756 - The girls are in this car. - All of us together? 684 00:49:10,930 --> 00:49:13,899 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go. 685 00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,931 Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. 686 00:49:16,101 --> 00:49:20,094 - See you then. Bye-bye. - Just so beautiful. 687 00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:25,936 - Blue. - Yes, sir. 688 00:49:26,111 --> 00:49:29,410 - Red and black. - Okay, I'll see you there. 689 00:49:29,582 --> 00:49:31,675 - Where's black? - Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. 690 00:49:31,851 --> 00:49:33,785 - You're following the red. - I'm coming. 691 00:49:33,953 --> 00:49:36,421 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 692 00:49:36,589 --> 00:49:38,750 - Ready? - Yeah, okay, you're in. 693 00:49:38,924 --> 00:49:40,118 Okay. 694 00:49:40,292 --> 00:49:44,388 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess, do you see? 695 00:49:44,563 --> 00:49:46,622 - Can you hold that? - Oh, yes. 696 00:49:46,799 --> 00:49:48,232 Thank you. Okay. 697 00:49:48,901 --> 00:49:50,835 Come on, scootch over. 698 00:49:53,305 --> 00:49:56,365 It's like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole. 699 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:57,736 See you at the library. 700 00:49:57,910 --> 00:50:01,346 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - Why haven't you called me back? 701 00:50:01,513 --> 00:50:05,176 Look, I really need to talk to you. Call me as soon as you get this. 702 00:50:07,653 --> 00:50:10,713 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand? Bridal party only. 703 00:50:10,890 --> 00:50:12,118 Got it. 704 00:50:13,525 --> 00:50:15,959 We've got a problem. They're not here. 705 00:50:16,128 --> 00:50:18,926 - They're probably stuck in traffic. - Both of them? 706 00:50:25,204 --> 00:50:30,164 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - I can't go in without you. 707 00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:33,402 Baby... 708 00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:39,817 ...this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown. 709 00:50:44,456 --> 00:50:47,289 I need to know that it's still us. 710 00:50:47,459 --> 00:50:51,452 Just you and me. Like you said. 711 00:50:56,735 --> 00:50:58,532 - I was putting it on. - I know. 712 00:50:58,704 --> 00:51:00,069 Good job. Beautiful. 713 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,671 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you. 714 00:51:07,379 --> 00:51:10,041 You look so beautiful. 715 00:51:19,191 --> 00:51:20,351 It looks beautiful. 716 00:51:20,526 --> 00:51:22,391 It really does. It looks so beautiful. 717 00:51:23,429 --> 00:51:24,953 Oh, look at Mommy, here they come. 718 00:51:25,130 --> 00:51:26,392 - Easy does it. - We're here. 719 00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:29,659 The traffic was the worst. 57th Street was just... 720 00:51:29,835 --> 00:51:33,703 - It's okay. - Hello. You guys look great. 721 00:51:35,975 --> 00:51:39,775 - Okay, honey, let's go upstairs. - Ready. We're ready. 722 00:51:41,313 --> 00:51:43,076 He's not here. 723 00:51:43,649 --> 00:51:45,378 - Who's not here? - The groom. 724 00:51:46,151 --> 00:51:47,175 What's happening? 725 00:51:48,854 --> 00:51:52,984 - Big's not here. - But we're 25 minutes late. 726 00:51:53,158 --> 00:51:55,285 Well, did anybody call him? 727 00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:02,022 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone. 728 00:52:06,205 --> 00:52:09,140 - All right, I don't know how to work this. - Here, sweetie. 729 00:52:09,308 --> 00:52:10,866 Thank you. 730 00:52:21,453 --> 00:52:25,116 - Hey, you know what? Let me just look at your tie for a minute. 731 00:52:25,324 --> 00:52:27,155 Hello. - Are you okay? 732 00:52:27,326 --> 00:52:28,725 I've been calling for an hour. 733 00:52:28,894 --> 00:52:32,386 - Why haven't you been answering? - Because I don't know where my phone is. 734 00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:35,629 So, what's going on? Where are you? 735 00:52:36,068 --> 00:52:39,299 I was out front. I just left. 736 00:52:42,975 --> 00:52:44,602 I can't do this. 737 00:52:49,848 --> 00:52:51,611 Oh, my God. 738 00:52:56,121 --> 00:52:58,316 Carrie? Carrie. 739 00:53:01,593 --> 00:53:05,586 - He's not coming. Oh, my God. - What do you mean, "He's not coming"? 740 00:53:08,534 --> 00:53:10,434 Get me out of here. 741 00:53:10,602 --> 00:53:12,160 - Get me out of here! - Go, go, go. 742 00:53:12,337 --> 00:53:15,465 - You take her, I'll take care of all of this. - All right, all right. 743 00:53:15,641 --> 00:53:17,074 Here we go. 744 00:53:38,897 --> 00:53:41,297 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back. 745 00:53:41,467 --> 00:53:42,991 It's a one-way street. 746 00:53:43,168 --> 00:53:45,796 By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone. 747 00:53:45,971 --> 00:53:48,269 There's no one behind us. Turn around. 748 00:53:55,981 --> 00:53:58,973 - I think this is them. - Pull over. Pull over. 749 00:54:00,419 --> 00:54:01,977 Carrie. 750 00:54:09,128 --> 00:54:13,087 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now. 751 00:54:15,434 --> 00:54:17,459 Oh, God. 752 00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:22,970 I knew you would do this! I knew it! 753 00:54:23,142 --> 00:54:26,111 - Carrie, I'm sorry. - I am humiliated! 754 00:54:26,278 --> 00:54:28,872 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie. 755 00:54:29,047 --> 00:54:30,139 Come on. Come on. 756 00:54:31,517 --> 00:54:35,283 - Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie... - No! No! 757 00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:38,317 Come on, we're gonna get in the car. 758 00:54:39,224 --> 00:54:41,556 It's all right, it's all right. 759 00:55:03,382 --> 00:55:04,906 Let's go, man. Move it. 760 00:55:33,845 --> 00:55:36,871 I thought I would still be in extreme pain. 761 00:55:40,085 --> 00:55:42,053 I feel nothing. 762 00:55:44,823 --> 00:55:47,155 I'd like some more nothing. 763 00:55:53,131 --> 00:55:54,826 Yes, I'm still jilted. 764 00:55:56,802 --> 00:56:00,203 What the hell got into him? He was perfectly fine at the dinner. 765 00:56:01,273 --> 00:56:03,764 I knew it when he called last night. 766 00:56:04,309 --> 00:56:07,210 - I could tell. - Then why didn't you say anything? 767 00:56:09,314 --> 00:56:12,147 I didn't wanna believe it. I di... 768 00:56:12,317 --> 00:56:15,548 I didn't even wanna say it out loud. 769 00:56:18,090 --> 00:56:21,184 - Now I have nowhere to live. - You'll stay here. 770 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,622 Forever. 771 00:56:23,729 --> 00:56:26,254 Maybe you should eat something. 772 00:56:27,432 --> 00:56:29,730 - Anyone? Hungry? - No. 773 00:56:31,637 --> 00:56:34,800 I can never go back there again. How am I gonna get my clothes? 774 00:56:34,973 --> 00:56:39,137 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that. Anything you need. 775 00:56:39,878 --> 00:56:41,072 A hit man? 776 00:56:43,081 --> 00:56:45,948 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown. 777 00:56:46,718 --> 00:56:49,380 You have your honeymoon clothes here. 778 00:56:50,555 --> 00:56:52,887 Well, there's the silver lining. 779 00:56:54,793 --> 00:56:58,923 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort... 780 00:56:59,097 --> 00:57:01,031 ...that's prepaid on my credit card... 781 00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:03,667 ...because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me. 782 00:57:03,835 --> 00:57:05,496 I can get you out of that. 783 00:57:05,671 --> 00:57:08,572 Worse comes to worse, I'll say there was a death or something. 784 00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:10,469 Wasn't there? 785 00:57:14,146 --> 00:57:17,604 Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 786 00:57:32,097 --> 00:57:33,223 Charlotte. 787 00:57:33,398 --> 00:57:35,195 Come here. Come here. 788 00:57:38,236 --> 00:57:41,034 I did something really bad, I think. 789 00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:44,573 I said something to Big at the rehearsal dinner. 790 00:57:46,111 --> 00:57:47,271 What do you mean? 791 00:57:47,446 --> 00:57:50,938 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset. 792 00:57:51,116 --> 00:57:54,847 Big came over to me, and I said something like: 793 00:57:55,687 --> 00:57:57,746 "You're crazy to get married." 794 00:57:58,557 --> 00:58:00,457 It just came out. 795 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,584 - Do you think it's totally the reason? - No. 796 00:58:04,763 --> 00:58:07,755 Big has been weird about marriage for years. 797 00:58:09,935 --> 00:58:13,427 - I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. - No, no, no. 798 00:58:13,605 --> 00:58:16,904 This is a bad time to even mention it. 799 00:58:17,976 --> 00:58:22,709 No, no, no. Find another time later. 800 00:58:22,881 --> 00:58:23,870 Uh-huh. 801 00:58:24,049 --> 00:58:27,985 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon, but I got us in. 802 00:58:28,587 --> 00:58:31,886 - What? - I just booked us three seats on the flight. 803 00:58:32,057 --> 00:58:34,753 Mexico, here we come. 804 00:58:35,127 --> 00:58:37,960 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job. 805 00:58:46,171 --> 00:58:49,163 Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J. 806 00:58:49,341 --> 00:58:53,209 That's right. Great, thank you. 807 00:58:54,546 --> 00:58:58,505 - Make sure that the car is there... - We're here, I'll call you back later. 808 00:59:01,586 --> 00:59:02,610 Welcome to Mexico. 809 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:09,818 Do you have wi-fi? Thanks. 810 00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:16,796 I'm sorry, I'm confused. I'm waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston. 811 00:59:16,968 --> 00:59:21,132 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk. 812 00:59:27,579 --> 00:59:30,480 This will kill her. 813 00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,476 - Where is she? - In the powder room. 814 00:59:34,653 --> 00:59:37,383 - Well, let's look around. - Yeah. 815 01:00:35,146 --> 01:00:37,637 And this is a master suite. 816 01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:40,984 Oh, my God. 817 01:00:41,686 --> 01:00:43,347 Here. 818 01:00:43,522 --> 01:00:45,353 You get that side. 819 01:00:47,192 --> 01:00:49,353 Where are we gonna put these? 820 01:00:50,262 --> 01:00:54,323 Here. No more honeymoon stuff. This is very important. 821 01:01:00,672 --> 01:01:02,435 Here she comes. 822 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,449 It's going to be a gorgeous sunset. 823 01:01:19,658 --> 01:01:20,920 Close the shutters. 824 01:01:28,099 --> 01:01:29,361 All of them. 825 01:01:50,555 --> 01:01:52,182 Morning. 826 01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:56,049 Did I dream it? 827 01:02:10,008 --> 01:02:11,805 Carrie? 828 01:02:12,744 --> 01:02:15,372 It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day. 829 01:02:16,514 --> 01:02:18,141 So? 830 01:02:31,162 --> 01:02:35,599 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast. 831 01:02:37,636 --> 01:02:38,796 I'm tired. 832 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:42,406 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep. 833 01:03:17,042 --> 01:03:19,374 - Oh, thank you, Paulo. - Sure. 834 01:03:22,580 --> 01:03:27,449 With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip? 835 01:03:27,619 --> 01:03:30,179 It's the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe. 836 01:03:30,355 --> 01:03:34,121 See? "Made in Poughkeepsie." I didn't wanna chance it. 837 01:03:34,292 --> 01:03:36,055 It's a five-star resort. 838 01:03:36,428 --> 01:03:38,419 It's Mexico. 839 01:03:46,905 --> 01:03:48,133 Carrie. 840 01:03:50,742 --> 01:03:51,834 Is there coffee? 841 01:03:52,911 --> 01:03:55,641 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 842 01:04:02,754 --> 01:04:05,154 The sun feels nice. 843 01:04:08,993 --> 01:04:11,120 Jesus, honey, wax much? 844 01:04:11,496 --> 01:04:14,465 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit. 845 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:17,597 - What are you talking about? - I forgot to wax. 846 01:04:17,769 --> 01:04:21,535 - Since when, 1998? - I've had other things on my mind. 847 01:04:21,706 --> 01:04:24,300 I could be on death row and not have that situation. 848 01:04:24,476 --> 01:04:27,570 Well, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. 849 01:04:27,746 --> 01:04:29,338 Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. 850 01:04:29,514 --> 01:04:32,381 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. 851 01:04:32,550 --> 01:04:36,452 How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. 852 01:04:36,621 --> 01:04:39,215 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it. 853 01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:43,527 So, what, it's my fault? 854 01:04:43,695 --> 01:04:46,823 I let the sex go out of my marriage. I deserve what I got? 855 01:04:46,998 --> 01:04:50,695 - Thanks for understanding. - Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what l... 856 01:04:50,869 --> 01:04:52,496 I'm fine. 857 01:05:03,815 --> 01:05:06,443 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. 858 01:05:06,618 --> 01:05:08,381 - Really? - Yeah. 859 01:05:08,553 --> 01:05:11,249 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma." 860 01:05:11,422 --> 01:05:14,016 Oh, honey, you made a little joke. 861 01:05:14,192 --> 01:05:16,126 Good for you. 862 01:05:16,961 --> 01:05:18,121 Yeah. 863 01:05:34,479 --> 01:05:38,609 - My name is Felix, I'll be your server. - Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas. 864 01:05:38,783 --> 01:05:41,013 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. Just bottled water. 865 01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,416 - I'll drink hers. - May I have your room numbers? 866 01:05:44,856 --> 01:05:48,792 We're staying in one of the private houses. Uh, number 3. 867 01:05:49,394 --> 01:05:50,554 Very good, Mrs. Preston. 868 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,061 That was like taking a bullet. 869 01:06:02,307 --> 01:06:05,071 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. 870 01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:13,884 - Will I ever laugh again? - Yes. 871 01:06:14,052 --> 01:06:17,749 - When? - When something is really, really funny. 872 01:06:20,725 --> 01:06:24,525 Thank God for that mariachi band or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. 873 01:06:26,064 --> 01:06:28,464 Fabulous. And keep them coming. 874 01:06:30,101 --> 01:06:31,466 Thanks. 875 01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:38,641 Thank you. 876 01:06:44,682 --> 01:06:47,412 He couldn't get out of the car. 877 01:06:47,886 --> 01:06:51,322 After 10 years of what he already put me through... 878 01:06:51,489 --> 01:06:55,653 ...he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. 879 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,791 I made the effort. 880 01:06:57,962 --> 01:06:59,759 I put a bird on my head. 881 01:06:59,931 --> 01:07:01,455 - Is that what that was? - Yeah. 882 01:07:01,633 --> 01:07:04,158 - I thought it was feathers. - It was a bird. 883 01:07:04,335 --> 01:07:07,668 - It was beautiful. - Beautiful. 884 01:07:08,072 --> 01:07:10,199 He's a bad guy. 885 01:07:11,276 --> 01:07:13,471 Always was. 886 01:07:13,645 --> 01:07:17,547 - Bad guys do bad things. - And good guys do bad things. 887 01:07:17,715 --> 01:07:20,650 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 888 01:07:20,818 --> 01:07:22,877 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 889 01:07:23,054 --> 01:07:26,182 - Trust me, I've done the legwork. - After everything I know... 890 01:07:26,357 --> 01:07:30,760 ...after 20 years of everything we've learned... 891 01:07:30,929 --> 01:07:34,831 ...I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite. 892 01:07:36,301 --> 01:07:38,565 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me. 893 01:07:40,038 --> 01:07:42,506 As long as we're going down this road... 894 01:07:42,674 --> 01:07:47,134 ...I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. 895 01:07:47,312 --> 01:07:49,644 On what planet did I allow that to happen? 896 01:07:49,814 --> 01:07:50,872 But you love him. 897 01:07:51,049 --> 01:07:54,746 Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? 898 01:07:55,486 --> 01:07:59,320 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? 899 01:07:59,490 --> 01:08:01,856 Is it all about the other person? Is that love? 900 01:08:02,026 --> 01:08:05,393 - No, that's marriage. - Even this ring. 901 01:08:05,563 --> 01:08:07,053 I wanted to buy this for myself. 902 01:08:07,231 --> 01:08:09,495 That meant something to me, to be able to do that. 903 01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:13,262 - And then he buys it for me. - Because he knew how much you loved it. 904 01:08:13,438 --> 01:08:17,374 Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him not me. 905 01:08:19,711 --> 01:08:22,236 - Is every...? - We'll take another round. 906 01:08:22,547 --> 01:08:25,573 - Another? - Relax. We're on vacation. 907 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,513 Technically, we're on my honeymoon. 908 01:08:27,685 --> 01:08:30,586 No, I think we're on their honeymoon. 909 01:08:32,123 --> 01:08:34,523 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in. 910 01:08:42,066 --> 01:08:45,558 "Mailbox full." Yeah, I'll bet it is. 911 01:08:45,737 --> 01:08:48,035 - There's no time like the present. - No. 912 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:50,771 I'm not ready to face it all yet. 913 01:08:51,509 --> 01:08:54,740 Hey. I'm going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. 914 01:08:54,912 --> 01:08:56,937 Anybody wanna...? 915 01:08:58,216 --> 01:09:00,480 - Hi. - Hey, good news. 916 01:09:00,651 --> 01:09:02,710 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney. 917 01:09:02,887 --> 01:09:06,482 They're willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price... 918 01:09:06,657 --> 01:09:09,524 ...and "are willing to vacate by the time you return... 919 01:09:09,694 --> 01:09:11,719 ...pending an additional financial offer." 920 01:09:11,896 --> 01:09:15,559 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. 921 01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:18,429 - Let's work on getting your things there. - Wow... 922 01:09:18,836 --> 01:09:21,498 ...you two could rule the world. 923 01:09:22,206 --> 01:09:24,731 After her workout, Charlotte couldn't help but think... 924 01:09:24,909 --> 01:09:26,809 ... how truly blessed she was. 925 01:09:26,978 --> 01:09:30,709 This week had made her feel more grateful than ever for her happy marriage. 926 01:09:30,882 --> 01:09:35,182 And just for a second, while picturing her loved ones at home in New York... 927 01:09:35,353 --> 01:09:39,551 ... she forgot where she was and opened her mouth. 928 01:10:01,946 --> 01:10:02,970 Hello, miss. 929 01:10:07,151 --> 01:10:09,346 - Have you had that happen? - Not recently. 930 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,249 Sweetie, what's...? 931 01:10:11,422 --> 01:10:13,322 It's locked, she's mopping. 932 01:10:13,491 --> 01:10:15,083 Try the... 933 01:10:23,968 --> 01:10:26,368 - Did you just...? - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 934 01:10:26,537 --> 01:10:28,528 And just like that... 935 01:10:28,706 --> 01:10:30,765 ... Charlotte "Poughkeepsied" in her pants. 936 01:10:32,977 --> 01:10:36,504 Oh, my God. 937 01:10:40,017 --> 01:10:41,348 Miranda was right. 938 01:10:41,519 --> 01:10:46,388 When something was really, really funny, I laughed. 939 01:10:47,425 --> 01:10:49,359 Oh, my God. 940 01:11:15,686 --> 01:11:20,783 Received Saturday, September 20th, 12:30 p.m. 941 01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:24,394 Carrie, call me. I need to talk to you before... 942 01:12:16,414 --> 01:12:20,282 There was no better time I could think of to hire an assistant. 943 01:12:20,451 --> 01:12:23,909 Um, no. I do not lift boxes. 944 01:12:24,922 --> 01:12:29,154 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion. 945 01:12:29,327 --> 01:12:31,295 Oh. 946 01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:34,195 This is not nonfat. 947 01:12:34,532 --> 01:12:35,965 Oh. 948 01:12:36,133 --> 01:12:40,160 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant. 949 01:12:40,338 --> 01:12:41,930 Cathy? 950 01:12:42,940 --> 01:12:45,636 - You seem drunk. - Little bit. 951 01:12:45,810 --> 01:12:47,641 Never made it to bed last night. 952 01:12:47,812 --> 01:12:50,178 But I type like a motherfucker! 953 01:12:50,348 --> 01:12:52,339 I have a degree in finance from Princeton... 954 01:12:52,516 --> 01:12:55,178 ...and I've been assistant to a V.P. at Merrill Lynch. 955 01:12:55,353 --> 01:13:00,484 That's impressive. And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this job? 956 01:13:08,299 --> 01:13:12,963 - So you're from St. Louis? - That's right. Louise from St. Louis. 957 01:13:13,137 --> 01:13:15,037 And you have a degree in computer science? 958 01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:18,198 - Yes, that's correct. - Well, good for you. I can barely text. 959 01:13:20,244 --> 01:13:23,941 - Have you ever been a personal assistant? - No, but I'm the oldest of six kids... 960 01:13:24,115 --> 01:13:26,310 ...so I'm sure I can handle anything you got. 961 01:13:26,484 --> 01:13:29,317 - Wow. Six kids, what's that like? - Crowded. 962 01:13:29,754 --> 01:13:32,882 I had to move to New York just to get some room. Where did I end up? 963 01:13:33,057 --> 01:13:35,685 In a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates. 964 01:13:36,193 --> 01:13:39,356 Well, aside from the space issue, why'd you move to New York? 965 01:13:41,299 --> 01:13:42,561 To fall in love. 966 01:13:44,101 --> 01:13:47,468 - What? That's corny, right? - No. 967 01:13:47,638 --> 01:13:51,597 No, no, it's... It's just very honest. 968 01:13:52,643 --> 01:13:56,841 I don't think that I've heard anybody say that in a very long time. 969 01:13:57,381 --> 01:13:58,712 Well... 970 01:14:00,651 --> 01:14:03,984 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question. 971 01:14:04,155 --> 01:14:05,179 Okay. 972 01:14:05,389 --> 01:14:07,721 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates... 973 01:14:07,892 --> 01:14:10,417 ...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley Louis Vuitton bag? 974 01:14:10,795 --> 01:14:15,198 It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal? It's like Netflix for purses. 975 01:14:15,366 --> 01:14:19,132 - How can I not know about this? - Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up.