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www.titlovi.com
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It's important you understand.
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It's not you, it's me.
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What we have is so special.
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I love you more than I can say,
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but I'm sorry, truly,
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because... I fucked up.
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Look...
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I owe you an explanation, but honestly,
I don't know where to begin.
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Well...
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maybe there, at the beginning.
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You see, I grew up above a great party.
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- Gordon!
- Mommy?
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- She's in the kitchen.
- What are you doing?
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I'm waiting for your mother to bring out
the hors d'oeuvres. Now bugger off.
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After school, I used to love
to listen to my father lecture.
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Now the faculty would have me
teach you it was Wordsworth,
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Keats, and Coleridge,
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who in writing about love,
defined the Romantic age.
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And they've told me to ignore Byron.
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Mad, bad, and dangerous to know was
how one of his many lovers described him.
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He was controversial.
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Now did you know,
this esteemed establishment told Byron
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that he wasn't allowed to bring
his beloved dogs to college?
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So he said screw the rules. He went out
and he bought himself a bear.
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Brought it to class on a chained leash.
He tied up to that very pipe just there.
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So you see, it was Byron who defined
the Romantic age, which wasn't about love.
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It was about going your own way,
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defying authority
and following your heart,
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sticking it to the man,
and as many women as possible.
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Now that... that is Romantic.
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And if the faculty
don't like me saying so,
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well, they can take this job
and they can shove it.
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Because like Mr. Bob Dylan, I ain't gonna
work on Maggie's farm no more.
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Dad hated authority,
and everyone loved him for it.
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All I wanted was to be just like him.
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Forget the critics.
#Let them have their opinions.
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Let them publish their books and brag
about them at tedious faculty parties,
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and let university librarians
file those books away.
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The faculty has called this class
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"The Romantics and Literary Theory."
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I want you all to forget
the second half of this sentence.
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There's nothing theoretical
about the romantics.
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"Where true love burns,
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"desire is love's pure passion.
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"It is the reflex
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"of our earthly frame...
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"that takes its meaning
from the nobler part
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and but translates...
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the language of the heart."
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Wakey, wakey, Professor Haig.
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Oh, shit. It's Saturday, isn't it?
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No, don't look like that.
Are you sure about this?
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I mean, I make a terrible
first impression.
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Will you relax, Richard?
My dad is gonna love you.
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- Really?
- Yeah, you'll have lots to talk about.
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Yeah? Corporate hard-nosed raider
meets libidinous lit professor.
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- It's a match made in heaven.
- I just want my dad
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to meet the wonderful man
I've been dating for the last six months.
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- Six months?
- Broke your record, didn't I?
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- Crazy.
- "Love is begun by time,
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and time qualifies the spark
and fire of it all."
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Relax, you're still very sparky, darling.
Really sparky, I mean...
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Well, my liege, I must hie me
to Heathrow, thou to London,
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- chimes of 6:00 sharp.
- Sure, of course.
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- Sharp.
- Sharp. 6:00. Chimes.
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Sal.
#Sal, I've got to go. Why?
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Because we've been talking for so long
I've lost track of time, space, and myself.
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Hello? Hello? Olivia?
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- Not to worry, madame.
- I'll call maintenance.
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- We'll fish it out later.
- Are you there? Can you hear me?
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- Please don't.
- Hello?
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Olivia?
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A�pa!
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There you go. They fishing
your phone out of the drain?
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No.
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I told them not to.
I am cutting myself off from the world.
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Footloose, fancy-free.
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Won't that be lonely?
An island unto yourself?
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- No.
- Madame?
- Can I have a glass of red wine, please? - Yes, madame.
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No. I would populate the island
with all new people.
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People that I actually like.
#Yes, but then things change.
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The people you thought you'd like...
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turn out to be as bad
as the people you left behind.
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Soon you're moving to another island,
and so it goes on, ad infinitum.
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You know my solution?
Get along with everyone.
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Really?
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Then why are you here alone
in a hotel bar on a Saturday night?
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Well, I certainly
wouldn't keep you waiting.
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Exactly. Because you never know
what kind of...
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handsome stranger
I might start talking to.
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"I do desire we become
better strangers."
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Pulling out the Shakespeare.
#Is that line successful for you normally?
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I had my moments with it, you know?
#Comme ci, comme ca.
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Excuse me, sir. Ma'am.
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Thank you. You're so kind.
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There you go. Back on the grid.
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Why is that the most helpful people
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are always around
when you do not want any help?
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Give him a minute.
He'll be back with a shoemaker.
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On the other hand, it's nice to be
looked after every now and then.
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The other day I found myself
opening a door for a man.
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What happened to chivalry?
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- You know why guys open doors for women?
- No.
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So we can check out your asses
as you walk by.
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Well, you're just full of all these
amazing insights, aren't you?
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I can tell within one minute
of meeting someone...
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if I want to be with them.
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How about me?
#Do you want to be with me?
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Yes.
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For one more minute.
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Okay.
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You've got a minute.
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What are you going to do with it?
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Olivia? Oh, my God! Hi!
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What are you doing here?
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I was in Dublin in the book festival,
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and Dad called me and told me
that you were coming,
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that he was meeting you here, and that
I should come and surprise you. Surprise!
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- He flaked on us, didn't he?
- Yes.
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So how did you two make
the connection? Hi!
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You're the famous Olivia?
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My beautiful sister Olivia.
Olivia, my gorgeous Englishman...
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- ...Richard Haig. Thank you.
- You look great.
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So me, my dad, and my mom are staying
at this hotel that we always stay at,
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and my dad keeps running off saying he has
meetings, or appointments, or whatever.
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And finally my mom gets fed up,
and she decides to tail him one day
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to one of his "meetings".
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Ends up following him
to the other end of the beach
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where Livvy is staying with her mom.
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And all hell breaks loose.
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Our dad is leading a double life,
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- like raising two families at the same time.
- What a naughty boy.
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Right? Crazy.
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Anyway...
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I take Kate to the beach, I'm sitting there
and I'm trying to process everything.
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What my father did, my poor mom,
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and the fact that I have
this little lovely sister.
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For me, I mean, I was stoked.
I always wanted a big sister.
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And I decide the only way we can protect
each other from this craziness
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is if Kate and I make
a pact, no secrets.
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Absolute honesty.
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From this day forward,
we would tell each other everything.
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No matter what, always.
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And we have.
And we're, like, best friends.
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So, Livvy...
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how is your Alan?
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What?
#Please. Tell us about Alan.
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He's great.
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Livvy's Alan is the Alan Sloan.
You know, the romance writer?
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And Livvy edits his books,
and they're totally in love.
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Madly and totally in love
with a romance writer.
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- That sounds fascinating.
- Well,
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no more than the Romantics professor's
passion for his students, surely.
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- Livvy, be nice.
- Yes, Kate.
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Would either of you like
a little taste of my steak?
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- No thanks.
- It's very tender.
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- You're unbelievable, aren't you?
- I'm sorry?
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Of course. On the verge
of graduating, going home.
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She's the perfect catch
for you, isn't she?
- Hey. - I get it. I get it.
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He's hot, and funny, and smart,
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and he's got the suave accent.
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But all I see is a lothario
with an eternally wandering eye
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who simply charmed
the pants off you, literally.
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- Livvy, what are you doing?
- Kate, I know this feels like love,
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but no, no, no, no.
This is not love. This is a fling.
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How do you know?
What are you even saying?
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Obviously, you're looking
for a father figure, but in our case
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it means a self-centered, cheating
womanizer who's not to be trusted.
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And you're just so young,
you can't see it.
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How young were you
when you ran off with Anwar.
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- We thought I was pregnant!
- Well, I am.
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- What?
- What?
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- I wanted to tell you earlier, but...
- Pregnant? With a baby?
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Yeah.
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I wanted to tell you another way,
but this is like so weird, I just...
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No, this is the perfect way.
This is really the perfect way, I think.
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You know what? This is great.
Really great.
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- Well, that was so heartfelt.
- Livvy. Livvy.
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Thank you so much for supper.
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Remind me never to do this again.
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I'm just going to go outside
and get some fresh air.
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- What do you mean?
- Excuse me. Air.
- Yeah, run. - What?
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- Richard?
- Yeah?
- Richard? Look. - Yeah, I'm here.
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I know I just dropped a bomb on you
back there, so right here, right now,
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- I'm giving you the out.
- I just want some air, that's all.
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You just need some time to think.
It's fine. I get it.
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So I'm moving to LA.
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I got a really cool job
at a venture capital firm.
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- You're full of surprises today.
- You'll love LA.
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It'll be like Cambridge-ish,
but with a lot of palm trees,
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and, like, chicks with tans and stuff.
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- Oh, honey, you're all clammy.
- I just need some air. That's all, really.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
#I'll be back in there. Go ahead. You go.
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- Richard.
- Yeah?
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- You're going to be a great father.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Did you have a good dinner then, sir?
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All right, where the buggering hell
have you been? I said 6:00.
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Sorry about that, Dad. Didn't realize
your grumbling ran on such a tight schedule.
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Bloody miserable out there, as usual.
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Don't touch that.
#Good God, Dad. I'm not five years old.
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- Hi, Richard, dear.
- Hello, Joan.
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- How is everything?
- Oh, just terrific. Thanks for asking.
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You still boffing
that Yank totty, are you?
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Yes, she's a great girl.
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Bright, beautiful, ambitious.
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You mean a horrible little upstart
determined to go places.
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So, tell me, when are you going
to start going places?
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- Good God. Please.
- Oh, come on. Jesus.
#Come on, when I was your age,
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I mean, I'd been the head
of the department for seven years.
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Yeah, and it made you
so happy, didn't it, Dad?
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All right, what's the grievance today?
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Split infinitives, too many used?
Too many women with jobs?
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It's his waterworks. He's got
to go back into hospital next week.
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Stop talking about my cock, woman.
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Tell me something, Dad.
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Why did you and Mom get married?
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What kind of an inane question is that
for a Thursday evening?
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For a man who revels
in reckless promiscuity,
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your four marriages
do beg some questions.
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Your mother fed me regularly.
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She pleasured me
half decently now and then.
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- What more could a man want?
- Oh, I don't know, friendship?
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Someone to see the world with,
have a laugh with?
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Maybe even start a family with.
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Good God, man.
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You've fallen for that little slice
of American pie.
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- Dad...
- Now you listen to me.
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This might be the most important
bit of advice that I ever give you.
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American women may be fun and Victoria's
Secret when you first bed them,
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but as soon as they get their claws
into you, they stop fucking
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and start eating, and the only ass
you're going to get is a fat one.
233
00:17:20,702 --> 00:17:21,854
Why did open my mouth?
234
00:17:21,954 --> 00:17:27,668
American women invariably become
spouters of self-help platitudes,
235
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:32,673
they're addicted to designer labels,
dieting, and frozen yogurt.
236
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:37,244
Overall, thoroughly nasty,
selfish, vain creatures
237
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that don't fuck!
238
00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:45,060
Thank you for your fatherly advice.
239
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,396
Good night, Joan.
240
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Bugger off then! See if I care.
241
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,870
Kate! Kate!
242
00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:07,691
Screw Cambridge. I'm in.
- Really? - Really.
243
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,335
- Really?
- Yes, come on!
244
00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:16,383
Up and away we set off
245
00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:20,429
Secretly scared we'd get lost
246
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:25,042
Up in the clouds over the town
247
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:27,853
Beyond the wall
248
00:18:29,146 --> 00:18:33,133
Some of us knew we might fall
249
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:37,029
Under the weight of it all
250
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:41,283
And though we'd been warned
of the oncoming storms
251
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:44,620
Still we stood tall
252
00:18:45,621 --> 00:18:49,416
So from the moonlight
253
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Straight to the sunrise
254
00:18:53,921 --> 00:18:57,591
This will be our time
255
00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:01,970
Free-falling nosedive
256
00:19:08,977 --> 00:19:11,313
Look into the world, Jakey.
257
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:14,650
It's a beautiful world.
258
00:19:16,401 --> 00:19:19,196
Do you need the booby now?
Do you want the booby?
259
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:23,200
Yes. There's a boy after my own heart.
260
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:30,274
The whole world in our sights
261
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:34,461
Like a miniature paradise...
262
00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:43,537
Okay, family, here we go.
263
00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:48,000
Here you are, Jakey. Welcome home.
A modest little house...
264
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,477
which your granddad bought
your mom out of guilt.
265
00:19:50,602 --> 00:19:55,023
- Don't fall in the pool.
- I won't.
#You probably will never meet anyway.
266
00:19:55,148 --> 00:19:58,568
He has a very bad habit
of never showing up.
#Hey.
267
00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:01,863
All right.
268
00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:11,790
Oh, I'm going to call Livvy.
Can you take the baby?
- Sure. - Okay.
269
00:20:11,915 --> 00:20:13,417
Okay.
270
00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:48,785
I know it's easier to read the critics
and the CliffNotes,
271
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,913
but forget about them.
272
00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:56,084
Read the poems. Put the time in.
273
00:20:56,501 --> 00:21:02,132
After all, "Nothing will come
of nothing."
274
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,594
What was that from?
275
00:21:10,182 --> 00:21:11,725
Anyone?
276
00:21:12,726 --> 00:21:15,545
- Hey. There you go.
- I'm having trouble getting on the Wi-Fi.
277
00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:16,938
What's the password again?
278
00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:20,984
I think they're all on Prozac.
279
00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:23,653
Did you hear from the university yet?
280
00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:28,450
- No. They went with the other guy.
- I told you to kiss ass more.
281
00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:31,995
- Angela, please.
- I'm sure something will open up soon at ULA.
282
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,356
Yeah, well, one can
only hope, can't one?
283
00:21:34,456 --> 00:21:37,692
In the meantime, I'm glad that
you're still slumming it here with us.
284
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:40,320
You city college lot
don't pull any punches do you?
285
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,089
- We will go 16 rounds with anyone.
- Bring it on.
286
00:21:58,063 --> 00:22:02,233
Asshole.
#Asshole.
287
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,320
Never let me hear you
say that word, Jake.
288
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:09,766
The word is "ahh's-hole" not "aah's-hole."
Can you say "ahh's-hole?"
289
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:13,244
- Asshole.
- Yes, elongate the A.
290
00:22:14,037 --> 00:22:18,166
There we go.
#I'll get them. I'll get them.
291
00:22:20,502 --> 00:22:23,672
- Mama!
- No, mama is at work.
292
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,926
- She'll be back later.
- Mama.
293
00:22:32,555 --> 00:22:36,017
No, that's Hummer. Hummer.
294
00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:39,629
Well done. Hummer.
- Pull over. - What?
295
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:42,983
- Pull over! Listen to this voicemail.
- I can't pull over.
296
00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:46,928
I thought he was saying "mama,"
297
00:22:47,028 --> 00:22:50,990
and then I realized he was pointing
at one of those absurdly oversized tanks
298
00:22:51,116 --> 00:22:55,245
driven no doubt by some idiot
with an absurdly undersized penis.
299
00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:59,666
- This is not an oversized car.
- All right.
He knows.
300
00:23:07,132 --> 00:23:10,243
- Hey there, sexy. Where are you?
- I'm in New York.
301
00:23:10,343 --> 00:23:14,472
Honey, do I look chunky?
#Didn't mean to call you sexy. Wrong person.
302
00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:20,562
No, I look good.
#Very funny. Is Kate there?
303
00:23:20,687 --> 00:23:23,715
She's not back yet, still banking.
Busy counting things.
304
00:23:23,815 --> 00:23:26,443
Well, tell her to call me
right, right away,
305
00:23:26,568 --> 00:23:28,862
because I have something
really big to tell her.
306
00:23:28,987 --> 00:23:32,223
No secrets in the family. Pray tell.
307
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,351
I can't believe
that I'm about to tell you...
308
00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:38,647
Richard, I don't know
why this is so hard for me.
309
00:23:38,747 --> 00:23:41,733
I've been trying
to tell you now for weeks.
310
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:45,587
- Alan's asked me to marry him.
- I'm in love with somebody else.
311
00:23:46,629 --> 00:23:48,281
You're what?
312
00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:52,035
We're getting married! Don't act
so surprised that somebody asked me.
313
00:23:52,135 --> 00:23:54,220
- Are you on the phone?
- Who is it?
314
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,973
- Who are you talking to?
- Answer the question. Who is it?
315
00:23:57,098 --> 00:24:00,226
- I just did!
- Who's on the phone?
316
00:24:01,186 --> 00:24:02,587
- Hello?
- Kate! Kate!
317
00:24:02,687 --> 00:24:06,316
- I have to call you back.
- What? Hello?
318
00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:11,971
I was just, I mean... I was
really young, okay? Really young.
319
00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:15,767
Not that you're not, of course.
But I really thought that I loved you,
320
00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:18,311
but clearly I was working
through daddy issues.
321
00:24:18,411 --> 00:24:23,900
And then I got pregnant, and you
were just trying to do the right thing.
322
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,780
And you've been a really good father, but
let's face it, you never really loved me.
323
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,408
- But Brian does.
- Brian? Brian?
324
00:24:32,508 --> 00:24:34,494
That little idiot from the office?
325
00:24:34,594 --> 00:24:39,207
He likes to talk to me about start-ups
and acquisitions and exit strategies.
326
00:24:39,307 --> 00:24:43,837
I mean, all the stuff that you think
is so boring about me.
#It is boring. God.
327
00:24:43,937 --> 00:24:48,149
Why do you have to be so
goddamn English? Talk to me!
328
00:24:48,441 --> 00:24:53,221
You can leave me,
but I am not leaving that boy.
329
00:24:53,321 --> 00:24:57,450
Brian.
#Richard,
330
00:24:57,575 --> 00:24:59,953
why can't you just talk to me?
331
00:25:11,005 --> 00:25:13,783
Now, I know two years in the pool house
332
00:25:13,883 --> 00:25:16,744
makes me look a little a nut,
but I'll say two things.
333
00:25:16,844 --> 00:25:19,914
First, your mom and Brian
hated me being there,
334
00:25:20,014 --> 00:25:24,227
which was the most wonderful
incentive to stay.
#And secondly...
335
00:25:25,895 --> 00:25:28,314
I wanted to be close to you.
336
00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,109
Good morning.
337
00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:35,405
I think you're going
to want to see this.
338
00:25:35,571 --> 00:25:39,200
- Oh, let me see it.
- Is the big bad professor awake yet?
339
00:25:39,325 --> 00:25:43,354
Jake to Dad. Breaker, breaker.
You got your ears on?
340
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,998
- Okay.
- Are you awake?
341
00:25:45,123 --> 00:25:49,627
- It's Jakey. Just a second.
- Get up! Are you having a sleepover?
342
00:25:50,628 --> 00:25:53,448
Hi, Jakey! Good morning.
343
00:25:53,548 --> 00:25:57,844
- Where are you?
- Can I come and play?
Just a second, Jakey.
344
00:25:57,969 --> 00:26:00,246
- Hey.
- Hi!
345
00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:03,558
Would you mind just skedaddling for now?
It's my son.
346
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:06,894
Your son? I love kids! I babysit!
347
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:09,339
- Sorry about this. The perils of parenthood.
- It's okay.
348
00:26:09,439 --> 00:26:11,149
- Come and see me during the week.
- When?
349
00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:14,068
- Make it a surprise.
- Oh, I love surprises! Okay, I will.
350
00:26:14,193 --> 00:26:18,973
Okay, good-bye.
- Who was that? - Oh, just a friend of mine.
351
00:26:19,073 --> 00:26:22,076
Very busy lady. She had to leave.
There you go.
352
00:26:23,202 --> 00:26:24,954
Aren't these uncomfortable?
353
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,416
That's why girls love it when you
take them off. Let's get some pancakes.
354
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:33,463
Dad, get on with it.
#So there we were.
355
00:26:34,714 --> 00:26:38,409
And then...
#last week...
356
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:43,431
everything went pear-shaped.
#I have the papers you asked for.
357
00:26:44,849 --> 00:26:48,978
- Will that be all, professor?
- For now, yes, thanks.
358
00:26:51,898 --> 00:26:56,110
Great.
#Excuse me.
359
00:26:57,278 --> 00:27:01,641
Newest member of the TA
of the month club?
#How dare you insinuate such a thing?
360
00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:05,244
- You have a visitor. Be nice.
- Send them in.
361
00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:07,622
Thank you.
362
00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:14,821
- Professor Pickard, what a delight!
- How's your father these days?
363
00:27:14,921 --> 00:27:18,424
- Loving life. He is happy as a clam.
- That's good to hear.
364
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:21,844
Well, I received your application
for the position at the University.
365
00:27:21,969 --> 00:27:25,765
I was in the area, so I thought I would
just pop by and invite you to a soir�e
366
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:29,685
- I'm giving tomorrow.
- Splendid.
#The faculty will be there, of course.
367
00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:33,397
I thought it might be a good idea if you do
come by and just sort of butter them up.
368
00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:36,692
Not me, by the way.
I consider myself lavishly buttered.
369
00:27:36,817 --> 00:27:38,428
Oh, well, that's good to know.
370
00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:41,405
- So we'll see you there.
- Wouldn't miss it for the world.
371
00:27:42,907 --> 00:27:47,662
"Dustin Kalarney"
just sold its 5 millionth copy.
- You're unbelievable. - What?
372
00:27:47,787 --> 00:27:52,525
Here I am, splayed out like an open-faced
sandwich so we can have a baby,
373
00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:55,544
- and all you care about...
- Mr. Sloan.
374
00:27:56,003 --> 00:27:58,364
Would you mind signing a copy
of your book for me?
375
00:27:58,464 --> 00:28:02,451
- Of course. Did you like it?
- Are you kidding? It was great.
376
00:28:02,551 --> 00:28:05,763
Really? Is that Desiree two Es or one E?
377
00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:09,308
What the hell was that for?
378
00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,520
Oops, it slipped.
Can I have my phone back, please?
379
00:28:14,105 --> 00:28:16,465
There you go, you can do it.
Just concentrate.
380
00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:20,611
- Nice big swing. That's it.
- Dad, I suck.
381
00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:23,723
No, you don't, you don't.
You look great, just eye on the ball.
382
00:28:23,823 --> 00:28:27,560
Who's here! Jakey, what up, dawg?
Yo, give me some love.
383
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:31,439
Blow it up. Blow it up.
- Jellyfish sting! - Jellyfish sting!
384
00:28:31,539 --> 00:28:33,958
Lots of love. We were just
playing a little ball here.
385
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,377
- Right. Sorry, sorry.
- That's all right. Okay.
386
00:28:37,295 --> 00:28:40,031
What are you doing? You're a righty.
You got to switch your hands around.
387
00:28:40,131 --> 00:28:43,759
- Come around there. Bat up!
- Eye on the ball. Hit it to Dad!
388
00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:47,705
Sorry, Dad! Are you okay? Are you okay?
389
00:28:47,805 --> 00:28:51,642
I'm okay, son. I'm all right.
Just... occupational hazard.
390
00:28:51,767 --> 00:28:55,271
- That looks pretty bad.
- No, this. It's okay.
391
00:28:55,396 --> 00:28:58,774
Jakey!
- Hey. - Hey.
392
00:28:58,899 --> 00:29:02,553
- Did you remember Atlanta?
- Yeah. No? Atlanta?
393
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:05,322
- Brian and I, four days, conference.
- Got it.
394
00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:08,325
- We leave the day after tomorrow.
- Good. Sounds good. I'll be there.
395
00:29:08,451 --> 00:29:12,063
- No, you'll be here.
- I'll be here.
- Yeah. Here's Jakey's schedule. - Great.
396
00:29:12,163 --> 00:29:14,482
I left a copy in your room
and another one on the fridge.
397
00:29:14,582 --> 00:29:19,086
- All right. That's good.
- So, yeah.
#I'm on it. Jawohl!
398
00:29:20,296 --> 00:29:22,048
Okay.
399
00:29:23,174 --> 00:29:25,326
No, I understand,
400
00:29:25,426 --> 00:29:29,889
but I strongly believe that three slaves
is enough. It's enough. Come on.
401
00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:41,066
You!
402
00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,823
Dr. Collins!
403
00:29:51,952 --> 00:29:53,245
Son of a bitch!
404
00:29:57,917 --> 00:30:02,546
Yeah!
#Jesus.
405
00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:09,053
Come in.
- Shouldn't you be at work? - Yeah, covering the Asian markets.
406
00:30:09,637 --> 00:30:12,456
Oh, hey, by the way, I can get you
in on a pretty sweet no-load.
407
00:30:12,556 --> 00:30:15,835
These guys are killing it right now. I can
get you 15%, 18%. Just say the word.
408
00:30:15,935 --> 00:30:18,187
The word is no.
What is it you want? I'm busy.
409
00:30:18,312 --> 00:30:20,815
This letter came for you. It's about
your green card. I'm sorry.
410
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,467
- I opened it before I saw who...
- Just read it, Brian, thank you.
411
00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:26,554
- I mean, you've opened it. Just read it.
- All right. "This is your final warning.
412
00:30:26,654 --> 00:30:29,306
If you and your spouse fail to attend
your interview next week,
413
00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:32,368
deportation proceedings
will be initiated."
414
00:30:35,538 --> 00:30:39,041
Blimey, mate. Looks like you could be
in a spot of bother with the Bobbies.
415
00:30:40,543 --> 00:30:43,737
Keep working on the accent, Brian.
Close the door on the way out.
416
00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:46,173
- Cheerio.
- Shut up.
417
00:30:46,298 --> 00:30:49,885
I love the dentist.
I'm not drooling, am I?
418
00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:55,516
Hello, Mr. Haig.
#You can't drink alcohol when taking this medication.
419
00:30:55,641 --> 00:30:57,710
- Really?
- Yes.
- No? - No.
420
00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:01,714
Absolutely not. Wouldn't dream of it.
Thank you so much.
- No alcohol. - Good.
421
00:31:01,814 --> 00:31:05,901
- We'll see you soon.
- Can't wait.
#Look forward to it. Thank you so much.
422
00:31:06,026 --> 00:31:09,655
- No alcohol.
- No alcohol.
- I mean it. - I mean it, too.
423
00:31:16,370 --> 00:31:19,315
Okay, let's go this way.
Any time you feel like it,
424
00:31:19,415 --> 00:31:22,918
- jump in and lavish me with praise.
- Copy that.
425
00:31:23,043 --> 00:31:25,921
- So glad you could make it!
- Oh, thank you!
426
00:31:26,046 --> 00:31:27,506
- Here you are.
- Thanks. Wonderful.
427
00:31:27,715 --> 00:31:32,369
Please, help yourself to refreshments.
My wife made her famous cheese balls.
428
00:31:32,469 --> 00:31:37,224
Please be sure to try one
and compliment her accordingly.
#Will do.
429
00:31:38,851 --> 00:31:42,855
There are some very, very important
people here. I'd like you to meet them.
430
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:46,050
And they are your kind
of people, Richard.
431
00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:48,152
Come this way.
432
00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:54,642
My dear colleagues,
this is Richard Haig.
433
00:31:54,742 --> 00:31:58,996
This is Professor Vale, Bates, Berg,
- Ang and Professor Jones. - Hello.
434
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,461
Can we do that again?
I forgot your names already.
435
00:32:06,712 --> 00:32:10,240
It is a damn shame we didn't hire you,
what was it, three years ago?
436
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:14,178
Three years, two months, 17 days.
But who's counting?
437
00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:16,538
- You know, I met your father once.
- Oh, yeah?
438
00:32:16,638 --> 00:32:20,334
He delivered a fascinating lecture,
a retort to Terry Hearst,
439
00:32:20,434 --> 00:32:23,729
a hermeneutical reading
of Milton's "Paradise Lost."
440
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,565
- Wish I'd been there for that one.
- Where are you from in England?
441
00:32:26,690 --> 00:32:29,568
- And are you a Rich or a Dick?
- I'm a Richard.
442
00:32:29,693 --> 00:32:32,654
- Your father took a structural stance...
- You know, the missus and I,
443
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,032
we love it over there,
we go every summer.
444
00:32:35,157 --> 00:32:38,327
- You do? Great.
- Cheers again, matey.
445
00:32:38,452 --> 00:32:41,563
Richard, I want to let you know
that these fervent minds here
446
00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:44,583
have taken great care looking over
your application material.
447
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,586
Never trust an Englishman
who doesn't drink, Richie boy.
448
00:32:47,711 --> 00:32:51,256
- Syllabus...
- ...epistemological level.
#Academics. Yup, yup, yup.
449
00:32:51,381 --> 00:32:55,244
- I do have one small question for you.
- This one's the biggest yapper of them all.
450
00:32:55,344 --> 00:32:59,181
How are the Romantics relevant
to today's students?
451
00:33:03,352 --> 00:33:04,962
You want me to answer this question now?
452
00:33:05,062 --> 00:33:09,258
I'm sure we'd all enjoy hearing
just a taste of one of your lectures.
453
00:33:09,358 --> 00:33:11,777
- A taste.
- A mere amuse-bouche is all.
454
00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:15,614
Why not the whole meal? Why don't you
come down and see me in action?
455
00:33:15,739 --> 00:33:18,267
- I happen to be free on Thursday.
- Christ, what about that?
456
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:20,869
I see you've already met my wife.
457
00:33:24,456 --> 00:33:28,527
I'm just going to go outside for a moment
here, and just jump in front of a bus.
458
00:33:28,627 --> 00:33:32,798
Where are you going?
You didn't even say goodbye!
#That's true.
459
00:33:33,757 --> 00:33:38,053
Bye!
#I wonder if he was flirting with me.
460
00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:40,597
Oh, my God.
461
00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:46,937
Oh, shit.
462
00:33:49,565 --> 00:33:51,567
Oh, bollocks.
463
00:34:12,296 --> 00:34:17,050
Shit.
#Good evening, Officer. Oh, boy. Have I been drinking?
464
00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:21,013
I drink every night. How about you?
465
00:34:21,722 --> 00:34:24,308
Can't we all just get along?
466
00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,405
Thanks.
467
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:44,144
Thanks again for bailing me out.
468
00:34:44,244 --> 00:34:47,539
- And for the silent treatment.
- Don't talk to me.
469
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,259
I still can't believe it.
- Can't believe what? - I wasn't talking to you.
470
00:34:59,384 --> 00:35:03,830
And I wasn't talking to you,
my darling little fornicating ex-wife.
471
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,999
- Shut up, Richard.
- Alan dumped me.
472
00:35:06,099 --> 00:35:10,020
What a small world.
My wife did exactly the same thing.
473
00:35:10,145 --> 00:35:12,314
She used to adore me.
474
00:35:12,939 --> 00:35:17,444
Where, oh, where did the love go?
#She turned 30 and wised up.
475
00:35:17,736 --> 00:35:21,056
So, what's going on?
Why are you here, Olivia?
476
00:35:21,156 --> 00:35:23,684
- Thank you so much for helping out.
- It's the least I can do.
477
00:35:23,784 --> 00:35:26,186
- Helping out? Helping out with what?
- I needed to know
478
00:35:26,286 --> 00:35:30,023
that Jake was going to be looked after,
fed, and driven by a responsible person
479
00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:32,876
- with a valid driver's license.
- Fine. Why her?
480
00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:36,171
Livvy offered to come
at a very difficult time for her
481
00:35:36,296 --> 00:35:41,009
to bail us out of the mess
that you put us in.
#You know what?
482
00:35:41,134 --> 00:35:45,706
- I've had enough of this.
- You know, you say "I" a lot.
483
00:35:45,806 --> 00:35:50,627
Really? Well, I know that Jake
loves having you around.
484
00:35:50,727 --> 00:35:53,880
But I'm getting phone calls
from your immigration attorney
485
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,466
because you don't ever bother
to call him back.
486
00:35:56,566 --> 00:36:00,762
I can't be in your life anymore.
I'm enabling your degenerate behavior.
487
00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:03,907
And what is the point
of all this right now?
488
00:36:04,032 --> 00:36:07,619
Richard, if you want me to pretend
like we're happily married
489
00:36:07,744 --> 00:36:11,706
so you can stay in this country,
you better get it together.
490
00:36:25,554 --> 00:36:27,706
- Yeah?
- Gotcha.
491
00:36:27,806 --> 00:36:30,625
- I woke you up, didn't I?
- Dad, is that you?
492
00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:34,880
You know, there are no time zones
in China. Did you know that?
493
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:37,774
The whole bloody country
is on Peking time,
494
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:40,569
and that's the way it should be.
495
00:36:40,694 --> 00:36:44,306
- We should all be on Peking time.
- Don't be a dumb prat.
496
00:36:44,406 --> 00:36:47,726
The whole world
should be on London time.
497
00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:50,370
Okay. What do you want, Dad?
498
00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:55,400
- How's the little turd?
- Don't call him that.
499
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,070
Come on,
you're far too bloody sensitive.
500
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:02,115
All right, great to hear from you, Dad.
501
00:37:02,215 --> 00:37:06,995
Why don't you go badger Joan? Okay?
#She's not here.
502
00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:11,141
Shit. Okay. I've got to go. Goodbye.
503
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,285
Richard Haig?
504
00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,412
Thank you.
505
00:37:40,795 --> 00:37:43,131
So, your interview is Monday.
506
00:37:43,256 --> 00:37:46,301
This is the fourth quarter now, two minute
warning, you got no timeouts left.
507
00:37:46,426 --> 00:37:47,869
What the hell are you talking about?
508
00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:52,932
If your ex-wife won't show up to your
interview, it's going to be Hail Mary time.
509
00:37:53,058 --> 00:37:54,726
Okay?
510
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:59,397
- So, did you get a full-time job?
- Doing my best.
511
00:37:59,522 --> 00:38:01,967
Have you recently joined
any terrorist organizations?
512
00:38:02,067 --> 00:38:05,487
Applied all over. Fingers crossed.
513
00:38:08,365 --> 00:38:10,617
Have you ever been arrested?
514
00:38:13,286 --> 00:38:16,289
- DUI.
- When? How many years ago?
515
00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:19,859
Friday? I mean, they can't kick me
out of the country for that, can they?
516
00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:22,921
- Jakey's a US citizen.
- You see the people in my waiting room?
517
00:38:23,046 --> 00:38:25,824
The kid born here, the parents, illegal.
518
00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:28,551
They're deporting the parents!
519
00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:31,930
Oh, yeah, it's game seven,
win or go home time.
520
00:38:32,555 --> 00:38:36,226
All right, well, if you join
a recovery program now...
521
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:37,877
What, recovery?
522
00:38:37,977 --> 00:38:41,256
You do the 10 mandated sessions
the court's going to give you for the DUI.
523
00:38:41,356 --> 00:38:44,092
- 10? That's going to take me weeks!
- Hell week, baby. Two-a-days.
524
00:38:44,192 --> 00:38:46,678
You get your ex-wife to your interview
and you get a great job.
525
00:38:46,778 --> 00:38:49,989
You do all that, and you get
the ring, baby, okay?
526
00:38:50,573 --> 00:38:52,951
Yes, of course.
527
00:39:12,512 --> 00:39:14,973
Hijos de puta.
528
00:39:39,873 --> 00:39:41,916
Everything all right?
529
00:39:44,878 --> 00:39:49,282
Yeah. Why?
#Want to borrow my car?
530
00:39:49,382 --> 00:39:52,135
Okay, if you're not using it.
531
00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:09,068
That's good, that's good,
that's good. It's okay!
532
00:40:16,242 --> 00:40:18,561
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
533
00:40:18,661 --> 00:40:21,164
Did Kate tell you about
the one-way system at pick up?
534
00:40:22,999 --> 00:40:25,585
No, I didn't think so. It's okay.
535
00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:30,214
- All right, toots. Step on it.
- Oh, boy.
536
00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:35,912
Stop sign. Stop sign. Stop sign.
Car, car! Jesus.
537
00:40:36,012 --> 00:40:40,391
Where the hell did you learn
how to drive?
#Mexico.
538
00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:44,479
Oh, can you please get that?
Where is my phone? Where's my phone?
539
00:40:44,604 --> 00:40:47,815
- I'm waiting for a very important call.
- Here you go. Sorry, it's down here.
540
00:40:49,651 --> 00:40:54,097
Hello?
#Olivia? I have Tim Prince from Creative Management Lit for you.
541
00:40:54,197 --> 00:40:58,810
- Okay.
- Can't he dial the phone by himself?
- Hey, babes! - Hi!
542
00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:03,665
- Listen, so sorry about Alan. Awful!
- Thanks, Tim. Thank you.
543
00:41:03,790 --> 00:41:06,568
I caught my ex-wife in downward dog
with my tantra teacher
544
00:41:06,668 --> 00:41:09,337
coming out of her central eye.
You feel so...
545
00:41:09,462 --> 00:41:13,366
- Angry.
- Who the hell is this guy?
#Okay, listen, babes,
546
00:41:13,466 --> 00:41:16,803
if anyone can go from editor to author,
it's you, and I mean that.
547
00:41:16,928 --> 00:41:19,831
And I got your sample chapter.
Give me a day or two to look it over.
548
00:41:19,931 --> 00:41:22,166
- Of course.
- I'll be gentle. I promise.
549
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:25,478
- Who says I like it gentle?
- That's my girl. Okay, got to jump.
550
00:41:25,603 --> 00:41:28,106
- Bye, babes.
- Bye!
551
00:41:29,649 --> 00:41:33,486
- Fascinating exchange.
- How can men move on so quickly?
552
00:41:33,611 --> 00:41:36,014
- What?
- It's like a switch for you, isn't it?
553
00:41:36,114 --> 00:41:38,099
You flip it off,
then you turn to the next one.
554
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:41,394
You flip that one on, and when you
get tired of that, you just flip another.
555
00:41:41,494 --> 00:41:45,331
Like a pilot on a cockpit.
Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
556
00:41:45,456 --> 00:41:47,817
What the hell are you talking about?
557
00:41:47,917 --> 00:41:50,361
Wishful thinking, Richard.
I wish I was like...
558
00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:53,781
Eyes on the road, eyes on the road!
Do not enter! Wrong way! Wrong way!
559
00:41:53,881 --> 00:41:56,843
- Oh, relax. Relax.
- I am, I am very relaxed.
560
00:41:56,968 --> 00:41:59,303
You're like an old lady!
561
00:42:00,012 --> 00:42:04,042
You men, you'd rather just go out there
562
00:42:04,142 --> 00:42:07,837
and have sex than work things out.
563
00:42:07,937 --> 00:42:09,647
Yeah. Guilty as charged.
564
00:42:09,772 --> 00:42:14,694
But your horniness is nothing
but a big mask for you to hide behind.
565
00:42:14,819 --> 00:42:18,156
- Now, what's wrong with a big mask?
- Let me ask you something.
566
00:42:18,281 --> 00:42:22,518
How can you teach the Romantics
when you can't even have a real feeling?
567
00:42:22,618 --> 00:42:24,395
Is irritation a real feeling?
568
00:42:24,495 --> 00:42:28,316
I mean, listening to you flirt on the phone
with some guy who's calling you babes,
569
00:42:28,416 --> 00:42:31,002
- oohing and ahhing. No...
- Please. I wasn't oohing and ahhing.
570
00:42:31,127 --> 00:42:35,590
I like it gentle. Good Lord, anyone
would think you were having an orgasm.
571
00:42:35,715 --> 00:42:38,076
I do not sound like that when I...
572
00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:43,097
Anyway, you should hear some of the stupid
noises you guys make when you're...
573
00:42:43,598 --> 00:42:47,643
You can't even say the word, can you?
Come on. What do we sound like?
574
00:42:48,144 --> 00:42:50,563
For example, you have the bear.
575
00:42:57,028 --> 00:43:00,306
I can see your tonsils.
- Then you have the sports commentators. - Oh, yeah?
576
00:43:00,406 --> 00:43:05,494
Baja la pelota, recibe con el pecho,
mete mano en el �rea chica. Gol!
577
00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:10,750
- What kind of men have you been with?
- And then there's the quiet ones.
578
00:43:15,171 --> 00:43:16,464
- Are you finished?
- No.
579
00:43:16,589 --> 00:43:19,951
- Of course not.
- And the worst one is the Tourette's one.
580
00:43:20,051 --> 00:43:22,595
- What?
- You know, "Shit, fuck.
581
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,515
I love you, fuck me, oh,
motherfucker bitch, I love you.
582
00:43:26,641 --> 00:43:29,418
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me."
583
00:43:29,518 --> 00:43:31,646
Hey, that sounds like you, Dad.
584
00:43:33,439 --> 00:43:38,177
I heard him once on the walkie-talkie.
#Mr. Haig, do you have a minute?
585
00:43:38,277 --> 00:43:42,390
Of course I do.
Come on, toots. This way.
586
00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:46,310
This morning, Jake said
he had a question about the rules.
587
00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:50,481
He asked if he was allowed to use
the special alphabet.
588
00:43:50,581 --> 00:43:52,900
- Oh, boy.
- I didn't know what that was.
589
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,338
So he asked if he was allowed
to say the "A" word.
590
00:43:57,630 --> 00:44:00,992
Then he asked,
"Can I say bugger, crap, dummy?"
591
00:44:01,092 --> 00:44:03,953
And when he got to F, he said,
"Am I allowed to say 'frick,'
592
00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,430
because I know I'm not allowed
to say 'fuck.'"
593
00:44:07,431 --> 00:44:10,434
It was at that point that I sent him
to the principal's office.
594
00:44:15,272 --> 00:44:19,151
- And what did you say for G?
- Goddamn.
595
00:44:19,276 --> 00:44:20,736
Mr. Haig,
596
00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:26,033
how is Jake adjusting to your new...
living situation?
597
00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:31,355
No, no, this is not what it looks like,
or what it sounds like. No, no, no.
598
00:44:31,455 --> 00:44:34,984
- We don't need to have an explanation.
- I think there's been a misunderstanding.
599
00:44:35,084 --> 00:44:37,837
- I would never...
- You've said enough.
600
00:44:44,135 --> 00:44:49,098
Oh, wonderful.
#I'll walk to the curb. Mind your hands.
601
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:52,335
- What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?
602
00:44:52,435 --> 00:44:55,938
I'm just going to get
some delicious Potatoes Latinos.
603
00:44:57,022 --> 00:45:00,025
Yeah, and maybe a manicure.
604
00:45:00,317 --> 00:45:05,156
Or a bikini wax.
#Bye. I'll see you later. You take care.
605
00:45:05,281 --> 00:45:08,075
- Whatever.
- Bye.
606
00:45:11,662 --> 00:45:15,775
We have two new members today.
We have Cindy and Richard.
607
00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:17,376
So, Cindy, do you want to...
608
00:45:20,212 --> 00:45:22,423
Hi, I'm Cindy.
609
00:45:22,715 --> 00:45:25,426
And I'm an alcoholic.
610
00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:31,056
Thank you, Cindy. Richard?
611
00:45:31,307 --> 00:45:36,562
Hi, I am Richard,
and I'm not an alcoholic.
612
00:45:36,687 --> 00:45:41,342
I'm English, a country with...
a few thousand years of history,
613
00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:44,386
and part of that history
is the communal practice
614
00:45:44,486 --> 00:45:46,555
of having a drink in the pub.
615
00:45:46,655 --> 00:45:50,976
Now, I know it's not your fault
a few sad, sorry pilgrims arrived here
616
00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:55,898
and infected your country with the message
of puritanical masochism.
617
00:45:55,998 --> 00:46:00,711
But it is your fault you've all taken it
on board quite so earnestly.
618
00:46:00,836 --> 00:46:04,798
So... you chaps go ahead.
619
00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:07,118
Knock yourselves out.
620
00:46:07,218 --> 00:46:10,596
But just know this. The first thing
I intend to do when this hour is up:
621
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:13,933
is hit that bar across the street
and have a nice cold one.
622
00:46:14,767 --> 00:46:17,645
- Good luck with that.
- Thank you, Chad.
623
00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:28,447
How are the Romantics relevant to you?
624
00:46:29,031 --> 00:46:32,101
You know, the only reason I'm taking
this class is so I can get my GPA up
625
00:46:32,201 --> 00:46:35,788
so I can play baseball
at Arizona State, so...
626
00:46:37,498 --> 00:46:41,710
How about you, Stacy?
#How are the Romantics relevant to you?
627
00:46:42,294 --> 00:46:43,712
They're not.
628
00:46:49,259 --> 00:46:53,122
You have been such a wonderful audience.
#I can't wait to see you all next week,
629
00:46:53,222 --> 00:46:57,126
when I shall be lecturing naked,
wearing a sombrero.
630
00:46:57,226 --> 00:46:59,603
It'll be so wonderful.
631
00:47:02,481 --> 00:47:04,274
Fuck me.
632
00:47:06,402 --> 00:47:11,390
Olivia?
- Hey, babes! There you are! - Oh, Tim! Hi!
633
00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:13,575
How are you, beautiful?
634
00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:20,416
Okay.
#About this.
635
00:47:20,999 --> 00:47:25,045
This rocks.
- Really? - It is smart, it is funny.
636
00:47:25,254 --> 00:47:27,156
- Oh, I love Jenna.
- Jane.
637
00:47:27,256 --> 00:47:30,868
You might want to change that. Sex sells.
Jane makes me think of nun in a wimple.
638
00:47:30,968 --> 00:47:32,386
God, but you are so talented.
639
00:47:32,553 --> 00:47:35,347
You're so beautiful, too.
And trust me, that helps, babe.
640
00:47:35,472 --> 00:47:38,334
I'm gonna take you to the stars.
I am gonna take you to the stars.
641
00:47:38,434 --> 00:47:41,603
All I ask is that these shoulders
be the ones you stand upon.
642
00:47:41,729 --> 00:47:43,105
Watch the silk, though?
643
00:47:48,277 --> 00:47:51,805
Hello?
#Richard, listen. They've assigned your case for investigation.
644
00:47:51,905 --> 00:47:53,641
Really? What does that mean?
645
00:47:53,741 --> 00:47:56,018
You're under surveillance
by an undercover federal agent.
646
00:47:56,118 --> 00:47:59,288
- Jesus! Fuck!
- Yes.
#Sorry. Sorry.
647
00:48:00,748 --> 00:48:05,486
Shit. He's here tonight.
He just flashed his badge.
#Don't fumble the ball, now!
648
00:48:05,586 --> 00:48:08,756
All that matters is that you exhibit
good moral character, okay?
649
00:48:08,881 --> 00:48:11,175
Okay, everybody, grab a seat.
650
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:15,137
Okay, so, Chad, I believe
you wanted to start us off?
651
00:48:15,554 --> 00:48:18,415
I'm Chad, and I am 13 days sober.
652
00:48:18,515 --> 00:48:21,894
- Yeah! Way to go, Chad!
- All right, Chad!
653
00:48:22,436 --> 00:48:26,882
All right, so why don't you tell us
how that feels?
654
00:48:26,982 --> 00:48:29,843
Well, you know,
it started by not going...
655
00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:33,780
Wendy? Excuse me, Wendy,
just a moment there, please.
656
00:48:33,906 --> 00:48:35,699
Sorry, everyone. Can I say something?
657
00:48:35,824 --> 00:48:38,702
Sorry, Chad, I didn't mean to interrupt
your moment of glory there.
658
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,205
My name is Richard,
659
00:48:41,330 --> 00:48:46,251
and I'd like to amend my earlier comments
about the drinking habits of the English.
660
00:48:46,752 --> 00:48:50,572
I mean, just because the entire country
hits the pub after work doesn't mean
661
00:48:50,672 --> 00:48:53,909
we can't all be alcoholics,
because we are.
662
00:48:54,009 --> 00:48:57,763
We are inebriates, national disgrace.
663
00:48:57,888 --> 00:49:01,416
What else? I'm married, very happily so.
664
00:49:01,516 --> 00:49:04,294
Oh, and I have a son.
A beautiful little son called Jakey.
665
00:49:04,394 --> 00:49:09,566
Born here, in this country, a country which
I love and has such meaning to my heart.
666
00:49:09,691 --> 00:49:14,179
So, Richard...
#with all of that to lose,
667
00:49:14,279 --> 00:49:19,201
why would you get drunk
and then get behind the wheel of a car?
668
00:49:23,205 --> 00:49:27,793
Yep. Well, there you have it.
I'm an alcoholic.
669
00:49:28,335 --> 00:49:31,004
I'm Richard, alcoholic.
670
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:42,683
Yeah? Jakey? Jake, no, no, no.
No, Jakey, just tell him...
671
00:49:42,808 --> 00:49:46,603
Just tell him...
#Tell him just to calm down.
672
00:49:46,728 --> 00:49:49,189
Okay, no more cellphones.
673
00:49:50,899 --> 00:49:53,010
I'm here, I'm here. It's okay.
674
00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:57,030
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- It's all right. Don't worry. Don't worry.
675
00:49:57,155 --> 00:50:02,703
I know. I know. Come on, Jakey, calm down.
Calm down. Just breathe. There you go.
676
00:50:03,412 --> 00:50:06,106
Breathe, breathe, relax.
677
00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:11,153
- Use your words.
- I... I had a bad dream.
- Okay. - Then I woke up...
678
00:50:11,253 --> 00:50:14,923
and Mommy wasn't here,
and you were gone and...
679
00:50:15,549 --> 00:50:18,093
I'm really sorry. Okay.
680
00:50:18,552 --> 00:50:21,079
Hey, you know what we're gonna do?
681
00:50:21,179 --> 00:50:24,683
We're gonna blow
that bad dream away, okay?
682
00:50:34,985 --> 00:50:37,237
Here, let me catch it.
683
00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:47,080
Okay. Give us a hug.
All right, where's Teddy?
684
00:50:48,123 --> 00:50:49,916
There he is!
685
00:50:53,044 --> 00:50:57,424
All right, let's go to sleep.
Come on, say good night.
#Good night.
686
00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:13,799
There you go, my little warrior poet.
Go to sleep.
687
00:51:13,899 --> 00:51:19,738
Dad, you and Mom are never going
to live together, are you?
688
00:51:21,031 --> 00:51:23,784
No, I'm sorry.
689
00:51:23,909 --> 00:51:27,062
But if you're ever upset about anything,
690
00:51:27,162 --> 00:51:31,775
anything at all, you go talk
to your mum or talk to me.
691
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,211
Or Brian?
692
00:51:34,753 --> 00:51:37,589
Only if I'm stuck down a mine
and your mom's in a coma.
693
00:51:44,888 --> 00:51:49,459
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
#I...
694
00:51:49,559 --> 00:51:52,921
- I was completely useless.
- No, It's okay.
695
00:51:53,021 --> 00:51:55,757
I can't even take care
of my little sister's child.
696
00:51:55,857 --> 00:51:58,818
I mean, how hard can that be, right?
697
00:51:58,944 --> 00:52:03,114
Have you ever felt like everybody else
has gotten their shit together but you?
698
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:07,436
I mean, my little sister has.
Even you have.
699
00:52:07,536 --> 00:52:10,455
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
700
00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:14,042
Look, it's just a lot different
when it's your own kid.
701
00:52:14,918 --> 00:52:18,296
Well, I wouldn't know about that either.
702
00:52:18,505 --> 00:52:20,840
Listen, I made some soup.
703
00:52:20,966 --> 00:52:25,095
- Would you like some? It's horrible.
- Sure. I love horrible soup.
704
00:52:31,309 --> 00:52:35,730
It's horrible. I can't even make a soup.
#Oh, boy.
705
00:52:37,899 --> 00:52:42,095
- You know, you're a really good father.
- Yeah. Sure I am.
706
00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:45,907
Richard, I'm giving you a compliment.
Just say thank you.
707
00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:47,867
Thank you, Olivia.
708
00:52:49,911 --> 00:52:52,455
I like it when you say my name.
709
00:52:53,498 --> 00:52:55,500
It's funny.
710
00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:59,963
Most women adore me to begin with,
and then end up hating me.
711
00:53:01,006 --> 00:53:04,676
You, on the other hand, hated me right off
the bat, but now I think you despise me.
712
00:53:04,801 --> 00:53:08,413
No, I despised you at the beginning.
713
00:53:08,513 --> 00:53:13,518
Now, I just loathe you
a little sometimes.
714
00:53:16,730 --> 00:53:18,523
Well.
715
00:53:42,589 --> 00:53:45,800
I've been staying inside
716
00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:49,637
Watching from the outside
717
00:53:50,138 --> 00:53:53,641
My God, it's been a long time
718
00:53:54,017 --> 00:53:56,603
For sure
719
00:53:57,687 --> 00:54:01,149
I've been reaching for my west side
720
00:54:01,524 --> 00:54:05,069
'Cause it used to be my best side
721
00:54:05,195 --> 00:54:08,364
Now it's a part of me I can't find
722
00:54:09,699 --> 00:54:11,326
Anymore
723
00:54:13,578 --> 00:54:15,997
I wanna fly...
724
00:54:17,832 --> 00:54:22,462
I packed your toothbrush, your pajamas,
725
00:54:22,587 --> 00:54:27,033
and...
#Hey, guys, what's happening?
726
00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:31,329
- Where you going?
- My sleepover!
#Oh, yeah! The sleepover, of course. All right.
727
00:54:31,429 --> 00:54:35,333
Well, give me a kiss and have
a good night. There you go, soldier.
728
00:54:35,433 --> 00:54:39,713
- Cool!
- Have fun, Jakey!
- Let's go. - Good night.
729
00:54:39,813 --> 00:54:42,106
Enjoy your night off.
730
00:55:19,227 --> 00:55:20,895
Hello?
731
00:55:23,398 --> 00:55:27,235
Oh, there he is! What's up, Rich?
732
00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:29,529
Hi, Richard!
733
00:55:31,781 --> 00:55:34,033
Yeah, great, well done.
734
00:55:34,242 --> 00:55:37,829
Leaving now. Yeah, good.
Sorry about that.
735
00:55:40,665 --> 00:55:41,833
Yeah.
736
00:55:43,418 --> 00:55:45,503
He's a little weird.
737
00:55:46,963 --> 00:55:50,158
- Bye!
- Hey, I'll be back for more?
738
00:55:50,258 --> 00:55:54,971
Bye, babes!
#Had to leave early, did he?
739
00:55:55,763 --> 00:55:59,209
Well, he did stay
until he got the job done.
740
00:55:59,309 --> 00:56:02,770
- That was good of him.
- Yeah, he's gonna come back tomorrow
741
00:56:02,895 --> 00:56:05,548
and bring a friend
so we can all do it together.
742
00:56:05,648 --> 00:56:08,109
- The more the merrier.
- For Christ's sake.
743
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:11,529
We were working,
and then he went surfing, you idiot.
744
00:56:11,654 --> 00:56:15,241
Now where is that bottle of wine?
I could use a drink.
745
00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:19,454
Come on up.
746
00:56:29,464 --> 00:56:30,715
There you go.
747
00:56:32,133 --> 00:56:35,887
- Apology accepted.
- Oh, good.
748
00:56:36,137 --> 00:56:39,390
- To friends.
- To friends.
749
00:56:44,854 --> 00:56:47,215
A bit old for homework, aren't you?
750
00:56:47,315 --> 00:56:52,070
Well, it's never too late to perfect
new ways of boring one's students.
751
00:56:54,238 --> 00:56:58,434
So... must be very excited
to have Tim all over you.
752
00:56:58,534 --> 00:57:01,370
So to speak. About your book.
753
00:57:02,830 --> 00:57:04,582
Well...
754
00:57:05,374 --> 00:57:08,294
tonight he tore me to pieces.
755
00:57:08,586 --> 00:57:10,655
It's hard to be judged by others.
756
00:57:10,755 --> 00:57:14,867
It's very difficult...
to stay true to your own voice
757
00:57:14,967 --> 00:57:18,513
when everybody else
wants you to do something else.
758
00:57:20,098 --> 00:57:22,016
It made me think of Alan.
759
00:57:22,517 --> 00:57:25,712
All the notes that I gave him
through the years.
760
00:57:25,812 --> 00:57:30,566
It must have tortured him.
#So it's not all bad, then.
761
00:57:32,235 --> 00:57:35,888
I'll be honest, I always thought
he was an arrogant little shit
762
00:57:35,988 --> 00:57:38,699
whose books were vapid and hackneyed.
763
00:57:39,867 --> 00:57:42,954
And all I could ever think about
when I skim-read them...
764
00:57:44,622 --> 00:57:49,377
- was you.
- Me?
#You.
765
00:57:50,127 --> 00:57:53,130
Yes.
#And what could have been worse?
766
00:57:53,256 --> 00:57:58,302
Being married to him
or editing his schmaltzy drivel?
767
00:58:00,388 --> 00:58:03,099
They both sucked.
768
00:58:05,142 --> 00:58:07,603
Do you know who he's screwing?
769
00:58:08,145 --> 00:58:10,882
My gynecologist.
770
00:58:10,982 --> 00:58:15,052
My gynecologist!
#I mean,
771
00:58:15,152 --> 00:58:18,764
I actually thought that he was coming
to our appointments because he cared,
772
00:58:18,864 --> 00:58:21,075
but no, he wanted to see the doctor.
773
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:26,038
Maybe you're better off without him.
#Think about it.
774
00:58:26,163 --> 00:58:30,543
You're smart, you're funny,
you're beautiful, terrible driver, but...
775
00:58:31,252 --> 00:58:34,338
I'm sure you'll find someone
to overlook that.
776
00:58:34,714 --> 00:58:36,782
You're just saying that.
777
00:58:36,882 --> 00:58:40,595
Well, you are smart, you are funny,
778
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,723
and you are very, very beautiful.
779
00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:41,472
- What the hell happened to my car?
- Oh, shit.
780
00:59:41,572 --> 00:59:45,534
Oh, my nuts! They said they
weren't coming back until tonight!
781
00:59:45,659 --> 00:59:49,455
- It's a good thing it's a military vehicle.
- Oh, my God!
782
00:59:49,997 --> 00:59:53,918
Okay, okay. To the house. To the house.
783
00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:01,509
- Buenos d�as, Pedro.
- Buenos d�as, se�ora.
784
01:00:05,304 --> 01:00:07,248
Get the keys, sweetie.
785
01:00:07,348 --> 01:00:10,768
Oh, you know what,
I think I left my phone in the car.
786
01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:24,306
- Hi!
- You're naked.
787
01:00:24,406 --> 01:00:27,868
If you're wondering where Jake is,
he's at a sleepover with Josh.
788
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,288
- Why are you naked?
- Richard's sleeping in his house.
789
01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:34,416
- I'm just gonna go and swim.
- Unbelievable.
790
01:00:37,628 --> 01:00:39,964
Hey, how's the lecture coming?
791
01:00:40,089 --> 01:00:43,217
I've passed kidney stones
with greater ease.
792
01:00:43,968 --> 01:00:48,597
Well, don't overthink it.
Just be honest, pithy, simple.
793
01:00:49,098 --> 01:00:53,978
You know something? I think you're the first
woman I've ever really been friends with.
794
01:00:54,103 --> 01:00:56,756
Well, that's a little sad, Richard,
but very touching.
795
01:00:56,856 --> 01:01:00,276
What brought about this sudden
onset of sincerity?
796
01:01:02,903 --> 01:01:07,491
I slept with someone,
and...
797
01:01:08,075 --> 01:01:10,411
it actually meant something.
798
01:01:10,619 --> 01:01:14,957
Well, that's great. Who?
#Olivia.
799
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:20,404
Are you kidding? Richard, why don't you go
down to your Green Card appointment,
800
01:01:20,504 --> 01:01:23,365
take out your samurai sword,
and disembowel yourself?
801
01:01:23,465 --> 01:01:26,660
What is wrong with you?
Are you trying to get deported?
802
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,080
- I mean, Kate is going to kill you!
- Kate's not going to know about it, is she?
803
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:32,349
I mean, I'm not going to tell her,
and Olivia's not going to tell her.
804
01:01:32,474 --> 01:01:37,187
They are sisters, Richard,
close sisters, and close sisters talk.
805
01:01:41,275 --> 01:01:43,319
You better move.
806
01:01:53,537 --> 01:01:56,165
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
807
01:02:03,631 --> 01:02:08,052
- Kate, hi.
- Hey!
- How's everything? Good? - Olivia told me everything.
808
01:02:08,218 --> 01:02:10,287
Oh, she did?
809
01:02:10,387 --> 01:02:13,265
I think it's awesome
that she started writing.
810
01:02:15,309 --> 01:02:20,147
And she said you were really nice
to her when I was away.
#Oh, wonderful.
811
01:02:20,648 --> 01:02:25,444
You know... I know I've been
kind of a bitch to you lately.
#Oh, that's okay.
812
01:02:25,569 --> 01:02:30,032
Threatening not to come to your green card
meeting was totally out of line. I'm sorry.
813
01:02:30,157 --> 01:02:33,202
Yeah, live and let live,
forgive and forget, all of that.
814
01:02:33,327 --> 01:02:35,729
- We're cool?
- We are so cool.
815
01:02:35,829 --> 01:02:39,692
Okay. Do you want
to get me some lemonade?
- Good idea. - Thanks.
816
01:02:39,792 --> 01:02:42,461
Okay. Great.
817
01:02:52,221 --> 01:02:54,223
You smoke?
818
01:02:58,977 --> 01:03:02,815
- I can't stop thinking about last night.
- Nor can I.
819
01:03:04,608 --> 01:03:06,635
- We have to tell her.
- No, no, no.
820
01:03:06,735 --> 01:03:08,946
- This is not good timing. Olivia, Olivia.
- Dad?
821
01:03:09,071 --> 01:03:11,265
That's gone to your head. Get back
in the bush. Get behind the bush.
822
01:03:11,365 --> 01:03:16,286
There's a funny old man here
that wants to see you.
#What?
823
01:03:17,246 --> 01:03:19,023
Dad, what are you doing here?
824
01:03:19,123 --> 01:03:23,418
Why in buggering hell
have you been ignoring my calls?
825
01:03:24,044 --> 01:03:27,698
Oh, hello, this must be the Yank totty!
826
01:03:27,798 --> 01:03:30,175
Kate, my father.
827
01:03:30,801 --> 01:03:32,953
Oh, my goodness, Mr. Haig!
828
01:03:33,053 --> 01:03:36,165
It's so nice to meet you!
829
01:03:36,265 --> 01:03:39,585
- Sorry, I'm soaking wet.
- I need a shower anyway.
830
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:42,880
Oh, and who is this other vision
of loveliness?
831
01:03:42,980 --> 01:03:46,550
I'm Olivia. I'm Kate's sister.
832
01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:48,986
Blimey. Bookends.
833
01:03:49,403 --> 01:03:51,989
Well, come inside,
I'll make you up a room.
834
01:03:52,114 --> 01:03:54,658
No, no, no, it's okay. Dad, come with me.
Come to the guesthouse.
835
01:03:54,783 --> 01:03:58,036
- We've got plenty of rooms.
- No, that's okay. Dad, come with me.
836
01:03:58,162 --> 01:04:00,564
- Are you sure?
- You're staying with me. I promise you.
837
01:04:00,664 --> 01:04:02,791
- Nice to meet you!
- You too!
838
01:04:02,916 --> 01:04:07,713
- Why exactly are you here?
- I'm visiting you and the little turd...
839
01:04:07,838 --> 01:04:13,660
- Fella. What's it bloody look like?
- Well, I don't really know. I mean...
840
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:18,582
Jake, meet your grandfather.
#Yeah. I'm your granddad.
841
01:04:18,682 --> 01:04:21,627
I've got something for you
that I brought all the way from England.
842
01:04:21,727 --> 01:04:27,466
Would you like to see it?
Now that is a model of "HMS Defiance."
843
01:04:27,566 --> 01:04:29,902
God, Dad. You never let me
used to touch that.
844
01:04:30,027 --> 01:04:34,848
- What?
- Okay, I'll be right back.
#Hey! Wait a minute, where are you going?
845
01:04:34,948 --> 01:04:38,101
You can't bear to be in the same room
with me for two minutes, is that it?
846
01:04:38,201 --> 01:04:41,121
- No, that's not it, Dad, not at all!
- Can I keep it?
847
01:04:41,413 --> 01:04:44,458
Of course you can bloody keep it.
It's yours!
848
01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:48,587
But don't put it in the bath,
because it'll sink.
849
01:04:51,632 --> 01:04:56,595
- Hey, cool!
- Where should we put it? Here?
- On the top! - Yes, on the top!
850
01:04:58,513 --> 01:05:00,582
Hello, my lovelies.
851
01:05:00,682 --> 01:05:04,603
All I'm asking is, can you wait
till Monday morning at 11:00?
852
01:05:05,479 --> 01:05:09,608
Why?
#My green card interview.
853
01:05:10,984 --> 01:05:14,905
After that...
#you can...
854
01:05:15,530 --> 01:05:17,824
tell her what you like, okay?
855
01:05:36,093 --> 01:05:37,761
Dad...
856
01:05:38,345 --> 01:05:41,348
- I need to go pee.
- Come on, then.
857
01:05:41,723 --> 01:05:44,835
Hey, where the bloody hell
are you two going? Come on, hey!
858
01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:49,089
- We're going to go for a pee, Dad.
- Come on, whip it out. Come on!
859
01:05:49,189 --> 01:05:52,634
- Dad, you can't pee off the pier.
- Jake, who are you going to listen to?
860
01:05:52,734 --> 01:05:57,347
Your dad, who, for some buggering reason
has turned into a boring old fart,
861
01:05:57,447 --> 01:06:00,826
or your grandfather,
who's lived a rich and full life
862
01:06:00,951 --> 01:06:03,578
and doesn't take shite from anybody?
863
01:06:05,622 --> 01:06:08,108
You! Sorry, Dad.
864
01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:12,362
There you go, come on up here.
There you go. Up you go.
865
01:06:12,462 --> 01:06:16,700
Come on, you too.
If you're still my son, that is.
866
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:21,263
All right, on three. One, two, three.
867
01:06:21,388 --> 01:06:24,391
Yeah! That's it.
868
01:06:29,396 --> 01:06:33,567
Well, somebody had
their vitamins this morning.
869
01:06:35,652 --> 01:06:38,347
You know, there are coconuts over there!
870
01:06:38,447 --> 01:06:40,657
Great isn't it? There you go.
871
01:06:41,741 --> 01:06:45,645
Beautiful. Oh, dear.
All right, all right, all right.
872
01:06:45,745 --> 01:06:49,708
That's good stuff.
Put on some tunes, guys?
873
01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:54,838
Oh, look at this. This is paradise, man.
You've ended up in paradise!
874
01:06:54,963 --> 01:06:58,300
You know, they must be freezing
their bollocks off in England.
875
01:07:01,219 --> 01:07:03,638
Why are you really here?
876
01:07:10,562 --> 01:07:14,858
Joan left me. Silly cow.
877
01:07:15,525 --> 01:07:19,613
Well, I'm sorry. Truly.
878
01:07:20,447 --> 01:07:25,185
Well, that makes me feel so much better.
879
01:07:25,285 --> 01:07:30,315
I mean, God almighty, thank you
for those profound words of sympathy.
880
01:07:30,415 --> 01:07:33,401
Well, it's a lot more than you
ever said when Kate left me.
881
01:07:33,501 --> 01:07:38,131
Well, I warned you about her!
#She was a rampant little Yankee trollop.
882
01:07:39,633 --> 01:07:42,577
You know what, Dad?
Of course Joan left you.
883
01:07:42,677 --> 01:07:46,623
You're a misanthropic, misogynistic asshole
who doesn't give a fuck about anybody,
884
01:07:46,723 --> 01:07:51,127
least of all the poor saps who you got
to marry you in the first place.
885
01:07:51,227 --> 01:07:54,606
Is that it? Is that all you've got?
886
01:07:54,731 --> 01:07:59,069
And you did it all in the name
of some misguided credo called fun.
887
01:07:59,194 --> 01:08:03,990
Which you brainwashed me
with in the first place.
#Guys, dig this song!
888
01:08:04,282 --> 01:08:05,367
Bugger off.
889
01:08:08,745 --> 01:08:11,189
That's it then, is it, boy wonder?
890
01:08:11,289 --> 01:08:15,068
So you finally got it
off your chest, have you?
891
01:08:15,168 --> 01:08:17,337
You know what, Dad?
892
01:08:17,837 --> 01:08:22,300
Why don't you just bugger off for once?
#For once...
893
01:08:22,425 --> 01:08:25,845
why don't you be the one to bugger off?
894
01:08:55,750 --> 01:09:00,614
Brian, go back to my wife.
#Go on.
895
01:09:00,714 --> 01:09:04,284
Go on, just... just go back.
896
01:09:04,384 --> 01:09:06,411
Thank you for that wonderful sharing.
897
01:09:06,511 --> 01:09:10,807
Seriously, this has been
absolutely a marvelous session.
898
01:09:10,932 --> 01:09:14,310
I've learned so much.
Give yourselves a big hand. Everybody.
899
01:09:14,436 --> 01:09:17,021
Wendy, I was wondering
if you could sign my form
900
01:09:17,147 --> 01:09:19,732
to show that I've done the 10 sessions?
901
01:09:21,234 --> 01:09:23,778
I'm sorry, Richard, I can't.
902
01:09:25,363 --> 01:09:30,034
Why? I mean, I came,
I did the whole "I'm an alcoholic..."
903
01:09:30,410 --> 01:09:33,621
But it's not about
just saying the words.
904
01:09:33,746 --> 01:09:36,791
You have to actually mean them.
905
01:09:42,881 --> 01:09:45,425
Great seeing you. Thanks so much.
906
01:09:48,052 --> 01:09:50,180
Cindy, right?
907
01:09:50,305 --> 01:09:53,725
I just spent the last week listening
to that drivel so some witless little ninny
908
01:09:53,850 --> 01:09:56,836
won't sign a piece of paper
to say I'm an okay kind of guy.
909
01:09:56,936 --> 01:10:00,356
Absolute bollocks. Sorry, excuse me.
910
01:10:01,274 --> 01:10:03,510
Hey, you want to get a drink?
Actually, maybe not.
911
01:10:03,610 --> 01:10:06,237
I've got a grueling lecture in an hour.
912
01:10:06,362 --> 01:10:09,199
How about a joint?
Just kidding, bad joke.
913
01:10:09,324 --> 01:10:13,536
I didn't want my son to find it.
I don't touch the stuff. It's my dad's.
914
01:10:13,912 --> 01:10:15,788
Likes to puff.
915
01:10:16,456 --> 01:10:19,876
- Good luck with your lecture.
- Thank you.
916
01:10:27,967 --> 01:10:31,121
I want you all to imagine
you're at Cambridge University.
917
01:10:31,221 --> 01:10:35,917
The year is 1807.
#You walk across the quad of Trinity College.
918
01:10:36,017 --> 01:10:40,380
Into the lecture hall, you find
your fellow classmate, Lord Byron,
919
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:45,193
who, in defiance
of college rules about dogs,
920
01:10:45,318 --> 01:10:48,446
has brought a bear to class instead.
921
01:11:03,086 --> 01:11:07,757
You know what?
#Forget about that.
922
01:11:07,882 --> 01:11:11,636
Why are the Romantics relevant today?
923
01:11:14,973 --> 01:11:18,518
Honestly...
#they're not.
924
01:11:19,978 --> 01:11:21,880
Stacy got it right.
925
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:26,134
And Dwight, he can't stop thinking
about home runs and fastballs
926
01:11:26,234 --> 01:11:28,945
when he reads Byron and Coleridge.
927
01:11:32,824 --> 01:11:37,370
Because...
#we're teaching words.
928
01:11:38,496 --> 01:11:43,459
Words.
#But we're not teaching meaning.
929
01:11:45,044 --> 01:11:47,130
I got it all wrong.
930
01:11:47,547 --> 01:11:52,009
I can tell you about Byron and his bear,
Wordsworth falling in love with his cousin,
931
01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:55,455
Coleridge falling in love with cocaine.
932
01:11:55,555 --> 01:11:58,433
I can tell you what's behind
the words from them,
933
01:11:59,058 --> 01:12:02,478
but I can't tell you what's behind
those words for you.
934
01:12:03,354 --> 01:12:06,899
Because this class is about you
935
01:12:07,024 --> 01:12:09,610
learning to find your own meaning.
936
01:12:10,945 --> 01:12:13,030
Your own voices.
937
01:12:15,241 --> 01:12:19,103
Go read the poems.
But know this, that at this moment,
938
01:12:19,203 --> 01:12:24,233
you are the Romantics,
you are the relevant ones.
939
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:28,780
Let Byron, Coleridge, Wordsworth
inspire you to do your thing,
940
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:33,676
to go your own way.
#Stacy, quit texting. Call him, right now.
941
01:12:34,135 --> 01:12:38,164
Dwight, go play ball.
Ignore anyone who says no, you can't.
942
01:12:38,264 --> 01:12:42,810
Follow your hearts. Do good things,
be bold, and, above all else...
943
01:12:44,103 --> 01:12:45,980
stick it to the man.
944
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,136
Well, Dad, I totally fucked up
my audition lecture.
945
01:12:52,236 --> 01:12:56,474
I stuck it to them all right.
I stuck it to myself in the process, too.
946
01:12:56,574 --> 01:13:01,062
Hey, listen, you silly old sod,
you just bolted before I could apologize.
947
01:13:01,162 --> 01:13:04,190
Why are you so thin-skinned these days?
948
01:13:04,290 --> 01:13:07,001
All right, call me back.
949
01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:26,212
$4,000 should cover it.
#What?
950
01:13:26,312 --> 01:13:30,608
Your Mustang, Richard, it's got Sienna Red
paint there all over the back fender.
951
01:13:30,733 --> 01:13:32,635
Unmistakable.
952
01:13:32,735 --> 01:13:36,514
1954 MG TFs do not come cheap,
my friend.
953
01:13:36,614 --> 01:13:41,118
Absolutely not. Can I give you a check?
#I would prefer cash.
954
01:13:44,622 --> 01:13:47,358
Wanted to be the first
to congratulate you.
955
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:50,570
Welcome to the English department,
University of Los Angeles.
956
01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:55,658
Yes!
#Oh, good. Oh, thank you, boss.
957
01:13:55,758 --> 01:13:57,927
I guess we'll do the other side as well.
958
01:13:58,052 --> 01:14:00,454
- Let's go have a pint.
- A pint of what? Oil?
959
01:14:00,554 --> 01:14:04,642
A pint of what... Witty.
I'll always laugh at your jokes.
960
01:14:13,067 --> 01:14:16,345
I got the job. ULA!
Knocked it out of the ballpark.
961
01:14:16,445 --> 01:14:19,265
- Congratulations!
- Home run! Fantastic!
962
01:14:19,365 --> 01:14:22,894
And I feel fantastic about you
and what we did, making love.
963
01:14:22,994 --> 01:14:27,023
No, listen please. Hear me out.
#Kate and I have been separated for two years.
964
01:14:27,123 --> 01:14:30,067
Why should we feel bad?
We're grownups, you know.
965
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:34,196
And if Kate doesn't like it, she can
bloody well just go... Hey, you. Brian.
966
01:14:34,296 --> 01:14:37,591
Okay, okay, in the vault.
967
01:14:39,677 --> 01:14:41,762
Oh, Kate.
968
01:14:43,889 --> 01:14:45,558
Olivia.
969
01:14:46,559 --> 01:14:48,436
My best friend.
970
01:14:49,395 --> 01:14:54,191
Total trust.
#No secrets!
971
01:14:54,567 --> 01:14:58,529
- We were going to...
- You know what? If you want him, take him.
972
01:14:58,946 --> 01:15:00,322
But get out of my house.
973
01:15:01,574 --> 01:15:04,618
Well, now, maybe... okay.
974
01:15:38,986 --> 01:15:43,866
Thank you.
#Ernesto. Sorry I'm late.
975
01:15:44,366 --> 01:15:47,912
- Where's your wife?
- Not coming. Sends her regards.
976
01:15:49,288 --> 01:15:51,691
Okay, strike one, she's not here.
977
01:15:51,791 --> 01:15:55,361
Strike two, you failed
the recovery program.
978
01:15:55,461 --> 01:15:58,030
We may be 0-2, but we're going
to swing for the fences
979
01:15:58,130 --> 01:16:01,509
on the University of Los Angeles.
#Morning, officer Lewis.
980
01:16:01,634 --> 01:16:04,678
Why has it taken nearly three years
to schedule this interview?
981
01:16:04,803 --> 01:16:08,140
Well, my client never received
all the notifications from ICE.
982
01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:12,211
Is this your handwriting, Mr. Haig?
983
01:16:12,311 --> 01:16:16,090
Some of it is.
Some of it's also my son's.
984
01:16:16,190 --> 01:16:20,277
Working on his cursive.
#Can you explain this?
985
01:16:20,653 --> 01:16:24,390
Yes, well, that's not my fault.
Painkillers, dental surgery.
986
01:16:24,490 --> 01:16:27,935
My client's done 10 sessions of a recovery
program to show his good character.
987
01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:31,580
Where's the letter of completion?
In the mail, with "bew-locks" written on it?
988
01:16:32,289 --> 01:16:37,127
It's "bollocks," actually.
#Officer Armstrong!
989
01:16:42,508 --> 01:16:47,596
Please describe how Mr. Haig
tried to offer you marijuana.
990
01:16:49,390 --> 01:16:53,352
The other night, as I was leaving
the recovery center,
991
01:16:53,477 --> 01:16:56,563
Mr. Haig asked me
if I wanted some marijuana.
992
01:16:58,190 --> 01:17:03,470
Under California law, the possession
of marijuana is a felony.
993
01:17:03,570 --> 01:17:07,658
That's true.
#What is it you say, Mr. Haig? Cheerios?
994
01:17:09,618 --> 01:17:12,646
There you have it, the whole sorry saga.
995
01:17:12,746 --> 01:17:17,501
Ernesto did do one thing
to justify his exorbitant fee.
996
01:17:18,752 --> 01:17:21,213
He got me this one hour with you.
997
01:17:22,089 --> 01:17:25,034
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Jake.
998
01:17:25,134 --> 01:17:27,469
- Time's up.
- Jake, please.
999
01:17:34,601 --> 01:17:36,937
I love you. Do you hear me?
I am so sorry.
1000
01:18:20,230 --> 01:18:22,608
"That is no country for old men.
1001
01:18:25,110 --> 01:18:28,363
The young in one another's arms,
1002
01:18:28,947 --> 01:18:30,808
birds in the trees,
1003
01:18:30,908 --> 01:18:34,745
those dying generations...
at their song."
1004
01:18:35,621 --> 01:18:37,564
So, what's Yeats saying here?
1005
01:18:37,664 --> 01:18:42,277
He's a 60-year-old man looking
at young people screwing and living,
1006
01:18:42,377 --> 01:18:45,422
blissfully unthinking
about their own mortality.
1007
01:18:45,839 --> 01:18:48,258
Yeats knows he's just an aged man,
1008
01:18:49,176 --> 01:18:53,847
but his dreams...
#are of Byzantium.
1009
01:19:00,979 --> 01:19:02,689
- Hello?
- This is Memorial General.
1010
01:19:02,815 --> 01:19:05,484
We need to talk to you
about your father.
1011
01:19:40,852 --> 01:19:44,231
What the buggering hell
are you doing here?
1012
01:19:44,690 --> 01:19:49,219
You hate hospitals.
#You're right.
1013
01:19:49,319 --> 01:19:52,097
I hate bloody hospitals.
1014
01:19:52,197 --> 01:19:55,117
But I love the nurses.
1015
01:20:01,039 --> 01:20:03,333
How's my little Jake?
1016
01:20:06,587 --> 01:20:08,880
He's all right, Dad.
1017
01:20:10,382 --> 01:20:12,426
You know, I...
1018
01:20:13,802 --> 01:20:17,097
I don't think I could have done
what you did.
1019
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:23,353
You stuck with that boy
through all the muck and bullets.
1020
01:20:26,106 --> 01:20:29,067
You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
1021
01:20:34,364 --> 01:20:36,783
I don't know about that, Dad.
1022
01:20:37,743 --> 01:20:41,705
You still shagging the...
Yank totty's sister, are we?
1023
01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:44,041
No, I blew that one.
1024
01:20:46,418 --> 01:20:49,529
Threw away a pearl beyond price.
1025
01:20:49,629 --> 01:20:53,342
Totty and Totty's sister.
1026
01:20:53,467 --> 01:20:57,012
None of us are talking.
It's all a big mess.
1027
01:21:04,561 --> 01:21:09,232
Marvelous bloody place,
though, isn't it? Californ-i-a?
1028
01:21:10,776 --> 01:21:15,781
Sunshine, beaches, and girls. Yeah.
1029
01:21:17,157 --> 01:21:19,242
Marijuana.
1030
01:21:19,367 --> 01:21:22,954
God, how the buggering hell
did I miss out on all that for so long?
1031
01:21:23,538 --> 01:21:28,251
You came.
#You saw it once.
1032
01:21:31,088 --> 01:21:34,174
It all goes so fast.
1033
01:21:36,051 --> 01:21:39,304
These buggers here,
they don't think I've got long.
1034
01:21:42,265 --> 01:21:46,353
Well...
#it's all a load of bollocks, really.
1035
01:21:46,937 --> 01:21:48,647
What is?
1036
01:21:49,940 --> 01:21:54,027
You know, there's nothing honorable
in misery, Richard.
1037
01:21:55,028 --> 01:21:57,723
Carpe diem.
1038
01:21:57,823 --> 01:22:01,368
Boff and be merry.
1039
01:22:01,868 --> 01:22:05,731
Now, listen. You listen to me carefully.
1040
01:22:05,831 --> 01:22:11,419
This might be the most important
bit of advice I'll ever give you.
1041
01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:18,552
For God's sake, man...
1042
01:22:18,677 --> 01:22:21,346
go and get your bloody girl.
1043
01:22:21,805 --> 01:22:26,434
Go on.
#Bugger off.
1044
01:22:38,655 --> 01:22:40,657
Hey, Richard.
1045
01:22:43,034 --> 01:22:45,328
You remember my epitaph.
1046
01:22:47,163 --> 01:22:49,124
Of course I do, Dad.
1047
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,711
Of course I do.
1048
01:23:54,481 --> 01:23:57,942
Byzantium is the place he longs for.
1049
01:23:58,276 --> 01:24:00,595
He needs to make this journey.
1050
01:24:00,695 --> 01:24:04,224
I'm going to sort this all out.
I promise you. Okay, Jake?
1051
01:24:04,324 --> 01:24:05,784
How?
1052
01:24:08,161 --> 01:24:10,330
I'll Skype you tomorrow, okay?
1053
01:24:18,546 --> 01:24:20,090
Is she talking to Olivia yet?
1054
01:24:20,215 --> 01:24:23,426
Olivia's book launches here next week.
Kate isn't even going.
1055
01:24:24,302 --> 01:24:27,764
- She's icing everyone out, even me.
- All right.
1056
01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:32,585
See ya, Brian.
#Yeats knows that unless he makes this journey,
1057
01:24:32,685 --> 01:24:36,940
unless he defies logic and authority,
1058
01:24:37,148 --> 01:24:41,986
unless his soul claps hands
and sings out loud...
1059
01:24:44,864 --> 01:24:47,242
he is nothing more...
1060
01:24:47,951 --> 01:24:51,329
than a tattered coat upon a stick.
1061
01:25:19,524 --> 01:25:21,943
You old bugger.
1062
01:25:25,154 --> 01:25:28,032
There is a country for old men.
1063
01:25:30,702 --> 01:25:32,871
If not now, when?
1064
01:25:34,122 --> 01:25:39,294
Ernesto, Richard Haig. C�mo est�?
1065
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:38,144
Adios! Adios, amigos.
1066
01:26:48,905 --> 01:26:53,701
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Jakey.
Go to the door and tell me what you see.
1067
01:26:53,826 --> 01:26:55,578
Okay.
1068
01:27:03,252 --> 01:27:07,423
Oh, look at you, boy! Oh, look at you.
1069
01:27:07,548 --> 01:27:09,300
Richie!
1070
01:27:12,011 --> 01:27:15,598
Thank God you're here, dude.
Thank God. Thank God.
1071
01:27:15,723 --> 01:27:19,018
- You can let go now, Brian. That's okay.
- Okay. All right. Okay.
1072
01:27:20,019 --> 01:27:22,397
Can you believe it, Mom?
He's really here.
1073
01:27:22,688 --> 01:27:26,192
- Hi, Kate.
- Hey, how did you get here?
1074
01:27:26,317 --> 01:27:29,220
I just came across the border.
It's an old trick of mine.
1075
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:33,141
- What if you get caught?
- I won't. I'll be gone before they know it.
1076
01:27:33,241 --> 01:27:37,937
Remember my lawyer, Ernesto? He's going
to sort this whole mess out, okay?
1077
01:27:38,037 --> 01:27:41,816
- Yay!
- Don't you worry.
#It's only going to cost me a fortune.
1078
01:27:41,916 --> 01:27:45,278
And look, Kate,
we can't keep going like this.
1079
01:27:45,378 --> 01:27:49,924
I mean, Jake, he needs his mom
and dad to be adults, right?
1080
01:27:50,424 --> 01:27:52,093
Yeah.
1081
01:27:53,344 --> 01:27:56,706
Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry we hurt you.
1082
01:27:56,806 --> 01:28:00,935
Olivia wanted to tell you,
and it was my fault she didn't.
1083
01:28:01,435 --> 01:28:05,298
But you're sisters. Come on.
Cut her some slack.
1084
01:28:05,398 --> 01:28:07,900
Life is so short, Kate.
1085
01:28:08,609 --> 01:28:11,779
Like my dad used to say, carpe diem.
1086
01:28:11,904 --> 01:28:14,532
Let's boff and be merry?
1087
01:28:16,826 --> 01:28:19,353
- Okay.
- Great.
1088
01:28:19,453 --> 01:28:22,748
Great. And... one last thing.
1089
01:28:23,166 --> 01:28:26,586
- Can I take a shower, please?
- He really stinks.
1090
01:28:27,962 --> 01:28:33,159
Thank you, everybody, for coming.
I would like to thank my agent,
1091
01:28:33,259 --> 01:28:37,914
Tim Prince.
#I would also like to thank my...
1092
01:28:38,014 --> 01:28:41,125
ex brother-in-law, Richard.
1093
01:28:41,225 --> 01:28:44,670
He was the inspiration
for the burnt-out,
1094
01:28:44,770 --> 01:28:49,066
recovering-alcoholic cop
who saves the day.
1095
01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,236
Although he doesn't know it,
so let's not tell him.
1096
01:28:53,195 --> 01:28:58,159
And, lastly, I would like to thank
somebody very special to me
1097
01:28:58,284 --> 01:29:01,020
who couldn't be here today,
1098
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:05,041
which is nobody's fault but mine.
1099
01:29:32,526 --> 01:29:34,904
All right. Here we are.
1100
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,794
Hey.
1101
01:29:53,881 --> 01:29:57,118
I'm so sorry. So sorry.
1102
01:29:57,218 --> 01:30:01,764
I'm sorry, too.
#Let's never fight again, okay?
1103
01:30:02,848 --> 01:30:04,684
Come here.
1104
01:30:13,484 --> 01:30:16,862
- Let's go back inside.
- Just give me a minute, all right?
1105
01:30:16,987 --> 01:30:18,656
Okay.
1106
01:30:28,833 --> 01:30:30,584
Hi.
1107
01:30:31,919 --> 01:30:35,965
- You came.
- I came. Piece of cake.
1108
01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:42,138
I came because I love you.
1109
01:30:43,556 --> 01:30:45,975
I came because I need you.
1110
01:30:47,351 --> 01:30:51,981
I need my son.
#I need my family.
1111
01:30:52,106 --> 01:30:54,150
That's why I came.
1112
01:30:56,360 --> 01:31:01,323
- You want to hear something crazy?
- What?
#I knew you'd come.
1113
01:31:01,449 --> 01:31:04,660
- It's irrational.
- It's romantic.
1114
01:31:05,369 --> 01:31:07,396
You and I...
1115
01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:11,542
we've only had moments.
Now we have time.
1116
01:31:35,858 --> 01:31:40,738
I spent my whole life
in opposition to this man.
1117
01:31:41,947 --> 01:31:44,825
Honestly, he never did
a bloody thing for me,
1118
01:31:45,743 --> 01:31:47,870
except this.
1119
01:31:49,455 --> 01:31:52,374
Asking me to scatter his ashes here.
1120
01:31:55,294 --> 01:31:57,671
And it saved my life,
1121
01:31:59,173 --> 01:32:02,509
because it brought me back to the people
I love most in this world.
1122
01:32:09,516 --> 01:32:13,020
- Even you, Brian.
- You're the man, Richard.
1123
01:32:13,395 --> 01:32:17,341
There comes a time, and there's always
a time, and I guess this is the time.
1124
01:32:17,441 --> 01:32:21,487
So, Jakey, shall we set grandpa free?
1125
01:32:30,204 --> 01:32:35,167
Okay, Dad.
#Enjoy paradise.
1126
01:32:42,758 --> 01:32:45,536
So how long are you staying?
1127
01:32:45,636 --> 01:32:48,289
Okay, Jakey, listen to me here.
1128
01:32:48,389 --> 01:32:50,641
I have to sort out a few things first.
1129
01:32:52,393 --> 01:32:54,211
But...
1130
01:32:54,311 --> 01:32:57,940
maybe marrying your aunt might help.
1131
01:33:00,150 --> 01:33:03,696
- What?
- Well, I am down on one knee.
1132
01:33:06,990 --> 01:33:09,993
Then get up and kiss me again.
1133
01:33:28,554 --> 01:33:31,932
Up and away we set off
1134
01:33:32,558 --> 01:33:36,270
Secretly scared we'd get lost
1135
01:33:36,770 --> 01:33:40,799
Up in the clouds, over the town
1136
01:33:40,899 --> 01:33:44,111
Beyond the wall
1137
01:33:44,903 --> 01:33:48,490
Some of us knew we might fall
1138
01:33:49,074 --> 01:33:52,619
Under the weight of it all
1139
01:33:52,995 --> 01:33:57,107
And though we'd been warned
of the oncoming storms
1140
01:33:57,207 --> 01:34:00,169
Still we stood tall
1141
01:34:01,295 --> 01:34:05,174
Soar from the moonlight
1142
01:34:05,299 --> 01:34:09,386
Straight to the sunrise
1143
01:34:09,511 --> 01:34:13,348
This will be our time
1144
01:34:13,474 --> 01:34:17,711
To free-fall and nose-dive
1145
01:34:17,811 --> 01:34:21,690
Out of the black night
1146
01:34:21,815 --> 01:34:25,594
Into the bright light
1147
01:34:25,694 --> 01:34:29,615
With the whole world in our sight
1148
01:34:29,740 --> 01:34:34,119
Like a miniature paradise
1149
01:34:36,246 --> 01:34:38,290
Yeah
1150
01:34:50,344 --> 01:34:53,847
My shadow is cast on the ground
1151
01:34:54,473 --> 01:34:58,310
I'm flying too fast to look down
1152
01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:00,671
At the rooftops and trees
1153
01:35:00,771 --> 01:35:05,692
And my family waving at me
1154
01:35:06,902 --> 01:35:10,848
Soar from the moonlight
1155
01:35:10,948 --> 01:35:15,118
Straight to the sunrise
1156
01:35:15,244 --> 01:35:19,106
This will be our time
1157
01:35:19,206 --> 01:35:23,293
To free-fall and nose-dive
1158
01:35:23,418 --> 01:35:27,447
Out of the black night
1159
01:35:27,547 --> 01:35:31,159
Into the bright light
1160
01:35:31,259 --> 01:35:35,222
With the whole world in our sight
1161
01:35:35,347 --> 01:35:39,351
Like a miniature paradise
1162
01:36:16,013 --> 01:36:20,559
I go crazy sometimes
1163
01:36:20,976 --> 01:36:24,187
Can you believe it?
1164
01:36:25,814 --> 01:36:28,675
Yeah, I swear I'm fine
1165
01:36:28,775 --> 01:36:33,613
That I'm all right
but I'm barely breathing
1166
01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:39,035
Thought I could find my way back home
1167
01:36:39,536 --> 01:36:42,998
But I get lost alone
1168
01:36:43,623 --> 01:36:48,111
But when I'm with you
I'm no longer wandering
1169
01:36:48,211 --> 01:36:52,716
And when I'm with you
I swear I can breathe
1170
01:36:52,841 --> 01:36:54,743
And when I'm with you
1171
01:36:54,843 --> 01:36:59,973
I know who I am and who I want to be
1172
01:37:06,104 --> 01:37:09,900
I'm not trying to be dramatic, no
1173
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:14,029
Most times I'm pretty normal
1174
01:37:16,031 --> 01:37:20,243
Oh, let's be clear and honest here
1175
01:37:20,368 --> 01:37:24,247
And do away with anything formal
1176
01:37:25,165 --> 01:37:29,444
I can fake it on my own
1177
01:37:29,544 --> 01:37:33,465
But I am lost alone
1178
01:37:33,798 --> 01:37:38,245
'Cause when I'm with you
I'm no longer wandering
1179
01:37:38,345 --> 01:37:42,791
And when I'm with you
I swear I can breathe
1180
01:37:42,891 --> 01:37:44,835
And when I'm with you
1181
01:37:44,935 --> 01:37:50,065
I know who I am and who I want to be
1182
01:37:56,279 --> 01:37:59,115
Who I want to be
1183
01:38:08,291 --> 01:38:12,671
But I am wide-eyed
1184
01:38:13,046 --> 01:38:15,757
With a pension for running
1185
01:38:15,882 --> 01:38:18,677
But how many times does it take
1186
01:38:18,802 --> 01:38:21,329
Till I find that I'm lost
1187
01:38:21,429 --> 01:38:24,516
When I'm alone
1188
01:38:24,641 --> 01:38:28,336
And that's not where I belong
1189
01:38:28,436 --> 01:38:33,175
'Cause when I'm with you
I'm no longer wandering
1190
01:38:33,275 --> 01:38:37,596
When I'm with you I can finally breathe
1191
01:38:37,696 --> 01:38:42,267
When I'm with you
I swear to God
1192
01:38:42,367 --> 01:38:47,289
I swear to God I'm who I wanna be
1193
01:38:48,331 --> 01:38:50,567
I'm who I
1194
01:38:50,667 --> 01:38:53,962
I'm who I wanna be
1195
01:38:59,801 --> 01:39:03,096
I'm who I wanna be
1196
01:39:06,599 --> 01:39:08,710
I'm who I
1197
01:39:08,810 --> 01:39:12,480
I'm who I wanna be
1198
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:19,480
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